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>>13409210

>>13409185
I don't see why there would be any limit to how far they go.

mlpg

a thread should be

>>13409210
Aww, that's kinda sweet

she's a big softie isn't she

>>13409239
And that's often

>>13409210
>See Celestia for the first time
>"Now thats a lotta horse..."

Would you play the arcade game "MLP: FiM: Ponies in Time"?

Are there any good nsfw cyoa games?

>>13409256
No, I'm not going to go to an arcade and pony in public.

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>>13409255

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>>13409210
>first meeting with Celestia
>immediately run a hand through her mane

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And then Applejack died

>>13409286
I would be afraid to touch her mane.

>>13409296
And nothing of value was lost.

>>13409299
But she loves it when you brush her mane

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>>13409299
What the hell, anon. Be a man, take a chance.

Give her a touch.

we did it

>>13409210
How would she react to Snow White?

>>13409274
>those
>"horse proportions"

HAHAHAHA

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Event Horizon just started
Join us or don't
derpy.me/xPikJ

>>13409192
>http://imgur.com/TeYquHO
"How to Draw Dog Dicks"

Give me a second, it's been several months since I've had to read anything. Need to look up some kanji

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>>13409324

>>13409286
>go to brush your hand along her mane
>it sinks into it, phasing out of sight
>she gasps and her knees shake

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>>13409286
Oh gosh, that princess is so happy~

>>13409296
It's okay, she'll be back in the next episode.

If Celestia made you a portal home would you slap her ass before running in?

>>13409325
No, it could disintegrate my hand or something.

>>13409269

>being a pussy

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>>13409355
JUST AS PLANNED
KINDA

>>13409357
No. Why would I want to go home?

>>13409365
You don't really think she'd allow something like that to happen do you.
This is Celestia we're talking about.

>>13409357
>before you make it she levitates you back to her
>"Oh no, nobody does that without punishment!"
>and then she drags you to her bedroom

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>>13409299
Well, you might alarm the guards, and cause a scene, but it probably wouldn't offend her.

>>13409365
It's just hair, c'mon.

>Prestige system

If there ever was a cookie ponies in the show I'd hate it. I' hate it so much.

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>>13409386

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It's always fun seeing Humans as a little spooky

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>>13409112
>horse wall

>>13409129
Because the cartel m8

>>13409340
oh wow the tip part goes on the bottom side of the dog dick, that makes like 90% of nanaki porn inaccurate.

>>13409385
Alternatively

>slap her ass while she is channeling portal
>she changes the location
>right to her bed

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>>13409408
Yes, this pleases me deep within my soul.

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>tfw pony will never love a vile person like me

>>13409408
Meh, it's so overdone.

>>13409438
Stop being such a vile person then.

>>13409438
>you will never have a fresh start as a cute little pony in Equestria
>your pony friends will never help you change for the better

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>>13409443
>implying
I'm liking it.

>>13409408
>you will never be that scary creature all the ponies feel nervous around

>>13409425
>try running for your life
>she thinks its a game
>you can't escape

>>13409463
It's been a cliche since the '70s at least. I'm honestly kind of bored of seeing it all the time.

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>>13409475
>running
But why
Maybe she just wants to cuddle

>>13409375
Did you do my request?

>>13409473
I don't want to scare pone though. I want them to love me.

>>13409443
To be fair I think Anon would feel the need to go superedgymax when everyone is so flatly dismissive of how vicious or precise Humans can be

Being defensive and protecting hearth and home is understandable, it's what they do

Describing something as horrific as mustard gas as "Illegal" (which comes as a relief) and "really sort of old-fashioned" doesn't really make them rest easy

>>13409408
Did you cap the rest of it?

>>13409509
Pone will never love you.
So you might as well go for the next best thing.

>>13409501
>cuddle
Yeah, cuddle your dick right into her vagina.

>>13409531
>if they think im a monster i'll show them a monster

>>13409340
Point 1. In this image, notice the balls seem lifted up

Point 3. This part is very weak (tender? delicate?) (orange) This part isn't very good (blue)

Point 2.
The tip is on the side furthest from the stomach

Point 4. The semen cums out from the tip (orange) This is the wrong hole (blue)

>>13409531
Why won't pone love me? I don't believe you.

>>13409501
Come on, we have to get some Pepé Le Pew shenanigans going.

>>13409463
I kinda agree with that guy. It's fun ut it's way way overdone.

>>13409296
That's just one of the bad ends, to get the good or best end on her chapter, you just gotta make sure Applebloom doesn't die or have a mental breakdown.

>1- Mop up all the blood in the room you're forced to return to with her, making sure to hide the mop and bucket in the closet
>2- Convince Applebloom to follow you the long way around the bloody room you can't clean
>3- Tell Applebloom to hide inside the cupboard, throw insecticide powder at giant demonic tarantula as it lunges at Applejack, making sure to duck in the process; tell Applebloom to stay inside the cupboard when she hears the tarantula slam against the wall.
>4- Before calling Applebloom, drag the tarantula into an enclosed classroom, and pour the rest of the pesticide over it to keep it in shock, be sure to shut the blinds before crossing with Applebloom
>5- Use Applejack's hat to cover Applebloom's eyes and ears, pick her up, and run to the exit, making sure not to turn around at any point.
>6- When you're outside, give Applebloom all six missing game pieces, so she doesn't turn around

>>13409550
Why would pone love you? They have perfectly fine ponies all around them, why would they need a freaky alien ape?

God tier: my favorite pony

Shit tier: your favorite pony

CancerAIDS diarrhea tier: Twilight Sparkle

>>13409554
Well I disagree. In case you haven't noticed just about everything is overdone in this fandom.

>>13409473
> you're blasted to Equestria
> somehow some issues of Newsweek and Time came along with you
> They include discussions of "nerve gas"
> A young pone looking over "special books from Earth" on a field trip skims the article, looks up at you, face bright and wide, 'Nerve gas? Is that like nitrous at the dentist?"

>>13409583
Your favorite pony a shit

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>>13409583
fuck you, you just don't understand the importance of looking your best and carrying yourself in a respectful manner.

>>13409630
is there porn of harshwhinny and chickenbutt?

>>13409587
>"No, sweetie. It's not. I'm sorry you had to even ask that question."

>>13409630
>filename

but that episode aired in 2013

>>13409584
Yeah thing is we just suppose that we're the best, and what we have was never seen by ponies ever.
That they got shit on us.

They survived under Discord's rule for who knows how many years. That kind of thing makes everything we ever did pale in comparison.

They know of wars, something that's made clear by Twilight in Time Cop.

And all the magic they have. And what kind of spells they can use.

But no just mention x that we did and they never heard of it, they never used it and so on.

>>13409618
Your favorite pony just took a shit
As in, you two were outside walking to a friend's and while you're walking they just drop one on the ground in mid sentence.

This is only like your second day there, this might be a common occurrence and you wouldn't even know it.

>>13409548
thanks anon.

this is your special talent.

I can't figure out how to start a Futashy dominating Dash fic. Give ideas.

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>>13409641
it fucking hurts

>>13409663
>That kind of thing makes everything we ever did pale in comparison.
Please tell me that's a damn joke.

>>13409666
did fluttershy always have the futadick or did she develop it suddenly?

>>13409630
AppleDan pls

She's old, ugly, and ruined her own episode like twilicorn ruined MMC

>>13409513
I can just imagine the looks on the faces of the ponies assigned to 'interrogate' you as you tell them about all the twisted things humans have done to each other.

Nerve gas is shit tier compared to The Holocaust.

>>13409665
It was until I had a mental episode at university and went back home.

>>13409663
Ponies are just too nice to measure up to the depravity of humanity.

>>13409676
Always.

>>13409669
explain what this means to someone who doesn't go to whatever website that screencap is from

http://i.imgur.com/AVQJe8a.jpg

>>13409706
orange pony is significantly less popular than green pony

>>13409678
>let the shitposting begin
>>13409706
one pony has more art than the other

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>>13409706
The better pony has 3 times more images.

>>13409674
Look at how Ponyville was in less of a fucking day
Now imagine all the land like that or worse. Now imagine it for who knows how long.
The sun going all over the place, bunnies transforming in horrible creatures that could stomp you to death, an entire town be destroyed because now it's cardboard boxes and so on.

>>13409724
>posting the truth
>shitposting

Disprove at least one of my points.

>>13409703
You wouldn't say that if you'd been in Apple 'Nam

>>13409703
Ponies are jerks sometimes. Everybody has a bad day.

I think we need to remember that humanity is capable of beauty and compassion as well. As a species we just never had our Hearth's Warming Eve to get over our biggest problems with each other yet.

best pony a shit

>>13409749
Best shit a pony

MLPG I'm too sad to do anything

what do I do

>>13409741
she's pretty and nothing ruined her episode because her episode was fine

>>13409732
So you think being under Discord's rule was long one long, really bad acid trip?

>>13409761
Cheer up and do something.

>>13409386
Celestia and Luna share a bathroom? In the royal palace? Stay pleb.

>>13409741
>thinking your bullshittery is the truth
>opinions
>truth
1. I don't care if she's old
2. she's very pretty
3. her episode was ruined by it being a rushed to shit season 3 episode

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>>13409761
masturbate to ponies

>>13409768
I'm trying but i cant

>>13409761
Do drugs.

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>>13409758
>>13409749
using popular memes is fun isnt it

Am I wrong for thinking being sent to pony prison and kept locked up would be an unqualified improvement over my current life?

I want to hug a nice soft pone

>>13409764
>pretty

>bags under her eyes
>shit brown
>piss yellow
>twilicorn purple

>her episode was fine
The ending was absolutely retarded
>YOU CAN'T HANDLE A SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY OF A WELCOMING COMMITTEE, AND THE RESIDENTS AREN'T HOSPITABLE
>YOU GET TO HOST THE GAMES BECAUSE I DON'T DESERVE MY JOB

>>13409355
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti

What if pony wanted your new Fiery Doritos® Loco Taco™?

ASS
WE
CAN

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>>13409823
>he doesn't like ponies with bags under their eyes

I find it cute and endearing

>>13409761
>>13409768
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27WMGcqJl0

>>13409814
Well it depends on what kind of prisons the ponies have.

I could see them using that Norwegian prison system where the prisoners live pretty damn good lives

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>>13409823
Why can't I just post my goddamn waifu without you having a fucking conniption.

>>13409843
The fiery ones are shit, she can have them

Bitch better not touch my nacho cheese ones though

>>13409843
I would give it to the pony
I wanted a chicken chalupa, not a dorito taco

>>13409814
I don't think the guards would let you suck them off as much as you would want, but it probably wouldn't be that bad

You will never be a mare in a pretty dress

>>13409858
Because you post her when she isn't being discussed.

At least put your name on so I don't need to see her shit-brown face.

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Ape thing! By your very existence is Equestria unbalanced. You leave us no choice, we sentence you to the all mare correctional facility. There, you shall be taken care of.

"I'm home."

>>13409896
>resist until death

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>>13409885
>Because you post her when she isn't being discussed
She is a pony, ponies are always being discussed. What, do I have to wait for Ms. Harshwhinny day motherfucker?

>>13409814
"Anon, you've committed no crime. This is as much for your protection as for ours. You are our guest and a good young ... man, but outside the perimeter your dreams, your memories would join with ours.

There's simply no way to erase the guilt and knowledge of such hatred among your people without taking away them all. We're truly sorry."

>>13409882
But humans need more protein in their diets than a standard herbivore's diet has, and if they enjoy it, everybody wins.

>>13409896
now when you say "mare correctional facility"

what does that entail exactly

>>13409896
What does that mean?

>>13409921
Either that, or for a topic like "Old Lady Ponies" or "Which pony smells like mothballs and unfulfilled desires?"

>>13409922
And if I want to forget?

>>13409944
youre a madman, youre crazy in the coconut

>>13409957
>youre a madman
#HASHBEEF

>>13409922
>not going down fighting

>>13409949

#HARSHBURN

>>13409914
It's raining.

>>13409939
>>13409944

Paradise baby, paradise.

>>13409944

Working on anything? Pony or otherwise?

>askbuttonsmom.tumblr.com

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY COCK?

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>>13409994
Yes.

>>13409848
Better Amy ukelele:
watch?v=Vi1yQqiLdHo

>>13409995
I want to make that emblem in BO2, but I bet no one would recognize it.

>>13410003
Cool.

Less pony, but I never talk to you anywhere else, but how's FFXIV?

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>>13410003
dat scrunch

Which pony smells like mothballs and unfulfilled desires?

>>13410009
do it anyway, fgt

>>13409949
She's fulfilling my desires if you catch my drift/

>>13410028
You.

>>13410028
Twilight Sparkle.

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>>13410034
But you don't fulfill hers.

>>13410003
unf

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>>13410021
It's pretty good, anon, there's even a unicorn mount. If you like unicorns, that is.

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>>13410050
>Twilight Sparkle
>unfulfilled

nigga she a princess

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>>13410021
>but I never talk to you anywhere else, but how's FFXIV?

>>13410003

That scrunch looks naughty. Like there's naughty things happening just off screen.

>>13410051
>implying an old woman's desires can be fulfilled
You don't win, you just do a little better each time.

>>13410072
when did he add that
i looked for it before

I love this filtering system from 4chan x.

>>13409761
Flush those feelings out of you.

>>13410071
how can a simple gif make me so angry

>>13410102
:(

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>>13410102
I love how I saved over 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

>>13410051
It's not my fault her ovaries aren't working Okay, after all the vicious womb-beatings she received from my dick, it's certainly within the realm of possibility that her pipes are too bruised and swollen from pleasure to properly bear foals

>>13410021
>Tex plays FFXIV

neat, chances are im not on his server

>>13410059
>>13410021

Did you go to the FFXIV thread in the sub? Might be able to gather some MLPGers.

>>13409950
They look at each other askance behind the observational glass of your "apartment." The blue has a sheen from an extract of daisy that keeps you locked away from the background field of the planet.

You've had dizzy spells for weeks. Some graduate student is writing a thesis speculating your perception is altered by living in a space with no background magic at all. It is not comforting to know it has been approved by her advisor.

The look shared between the doctors is certainly less than reassuring.

"We - we could look into it, but your brain, your magic field - we don't have a clue what's supposed to go where in your psyche. If we try more than surface alteration you might forget how to talk, how to walk."

"And?"

The mare in a tight gray bun gives a meaningful glare to the younger stallion, a "go on" bob of her head. He does not meet your eyes.

"The last time we tried this -- shit." The mic cuts off as he mutters something to a point just beyond his clipboard. The mare simply scribbles something on her own steno. The lines around her eyes are a little bolder today. She seems to be blinking rapidly.

The tinny speaker clicks again, "you might be different. Maybe."

I think I'm just going to lay down and stare at the ceiling for awhile

>>13410141
Nope. Joined Ultros with my cousin.

>>13410120
because it reminds you that you will never be a pony princess?

>>13410156
Lay down and stare at pony instead.

>>13410142
Why not just give a lobotomy and call it a day.

>>13409185
>Unicorns have airships, and complex devices.
>Pegasi can make weather itself.
>Alicorns live in a giant space colony in a realm that transcends time and space.
>Earth ponies have wooden carriages.

Should I stram Primordia? A point and click adventure game.

>>13410168
because it's a MAGIC lobotomy!

>>13410166
it is truly the worst feel

>>13410171
Unicorns and Pegasuses just want to fuck with the Earth ponies.
Why else would jars exist

>>13410156
why are the anons so mopey today

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>>13410171
How can ponies live in peace when there's such huge racial differences?

Imagine being a mudhorse with no cutie mark.

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>Developing a fetish for licking pony anuses

Am I a degenerate?

Note, it's only MLP:FiM pony assholes.

>>13410197
It's that time of the month and we hang out together so much our cycles are in sync.

>>13410205
Imagine being a mule

>>13410051

I always thought that was Applejack

>>13410131
But pony wombs are deeper then 5"

>>13410205
at least you could go pull the train

>>13410220
I bet you had to ask a real stallion to find out about that, didn't you, Anon?

>>13410142
It's that, or never leave this place you've set up to study me. That's not living, it's existing.

Even if it means giving up huge chunks of what makes me who I am right now, I want to live.

24 hours since last fap. I mustn't.

I know you're on.

>>13410239
But look at pony, she needs it. She'd do anything~

Confessions?

I saw only one episode of Season 3.

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>>13410233
No, my waifu told me.

How do you think I knew how "big" you were?

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>>13410239
But you must.

>>13409185
>letting a tard do R&D, science and experiments

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>>13410239
>>>/r/nofap

>>13410256
Watch the show you twat

get out of here and don't come back until you do

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>>13410256
I skip the intro of the show every time with the exception of the japanese version.

I play "Sleep with me" while going through my rarity folder

>>13410256

get out

>>13410256
Lucky, if a bit strange; You have 12+ episodes of pone to watch. + for EQG.

>>13410197
The Celestia Quest was running and had some heavy feels

>>13410256
I skip all of the songs
So I watched the last episode of s3 on mute pretty much

>>13410299
But S3 had very few songs

Scotaloo's VA lied to us

>>13410312
Oh god I read last as most
Sorry
I need to sleep

>>13410261
Are you saying anon fucked your waifu?

>>13410298
hm, that's what i figured

>>13410312
The song:episode ratio is probably higher than 1 or 2 though.

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>>13410312
But I said all of -

>>13410324
>

>>13410168
>>13410181
You huff, "Surely you could just take an ice pick to my brain." You don't have to say it loud; you know the microphones around the room are high-gain. You ease into a crossed-arm sulk on the four-post bed opposite the glass.

Peaches laughs bleakly, rasping the range of the speaker, "Even idiots can dream, Anon."

He looks a little helplessly to his colleague. Her face is almost impassive but for a little steel. Hazarding a guess you think she's goading him to say something more.

>>13410238
"I can't live in stir forever, Doctor. That's living, not existing. So I'll memorize some new kings or queens-" (there's a bit of a wince. Sore subject, you guess) "- eat a bunch of animal crackers, learn to read again, whatever. I did it once."

Peaches draws himself up a bit taller. Your courage seems infectious, "Sure, Anon. I'll pull together the staff for a general call. We can start an assessment and inform you of all the risks."

Doctor Juniper seems satisfied by this, a very faint smile showing as she draws close to the mic, "It will be a few days. Do you have any requests? Special food? Books? Toys?"

You only groan a little at toys. Rubik's Cubes weren't so bad in the clink.

What do you tell her?

>>13410348
>Beb

>>13410207
You like MLP, you're already a degenerate.

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>>13410326
No

AppleDan broke her heart

I'm fixing it

Is 4chan fucking up for anyone else?

>>13410381
nothing's fucking up but it's talking a long time to load some pictures

>>13410361
>Do you have any requests? Special food?
I'd like a meal fit for a carnivore. Think that could be arranged?

Which character looks the best in a masked wrestler outfit?

>>13410265
>nofap
I'm just trying to get a nice, big, sloppy load.

anus clenching

>>13410361
Well I want a drawing of Twilight and Rarity assaulting Dash and Pinkie after they dropped on them a few clouds full of snow as a prank, one drawing of Sweetie Belle in a cute party hat on top of a cake and...well that's all for now

>>13410239
Do it

On a pony toy

Pony should lick pony

>>13410405
oh
then take your supplements, drink plenty of water, get some exercise and jerk it regularly

>>13410404

Rarity

Or as she's known in the ring, La Esmeralda

>>13410399
This. I think he'd deserve a good fucking steak for what he's about to go through.

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Hey everyone. Now that Celestia Quest is over, I've made a /qt/ thread for anyone that wants to discuss it or ask me questions. Also, if you have any comments about parts you liked or disliked, I'd love to hear it!

http://mlpg.co/qt/res/211252.html

>>13410488
Did you break everyone's heart and made them cry?

>>13410488
Is there an archive of it somewhere so I can read the entire thing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_4-jyM3A6w

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>"...Hi."

>>13410501
Yes, everybody cried.

WE GOT THE BEST END, NIGGA

>>13410516
Congratulations then.

>>13410513
no cutiemark

>>13410513
Hey there. What's your name?

>>13410501
He did, but then he put it back together again and made us cry harder.

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>>13410513
What a silly pony. I want to tickle that belly.

>>13410509
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/CelestiaQuest/CelestiaQuest.html

>>13410513
Stop being a slut, Twi

>you will never be buried under a pile of sweaty Applejacks

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I had another weird pony dream the other night.

It started off pretty normal. Me and some "friends" (I put friends in quotations because I didn't know any of these people) were at some kind of convention or large gathering I don't and we were having a good time. I can't remember what the con/gathering was for, but I kept looking at my watch and saying something about another person showing up.
I don't remember what happened after that, but eventually the person we were waiting for showed up. It was Cadence. It seemed like we were really good friends and she was on friendly terms with the people I was with. No one acknowledged the fact that she was a pony. It was so weird. Everyone was acting normally around her like she was just some pretty girl, but no one would bring up the fact that she was a pink horse. It's like they couldn't even tell.
I was furious for that very reason when I woke up.

>>13410547
She isn't a slut, she is a pure maiden like all ponies.

>>13410509
derpy.me/QuestArchive
Is where we keep most long-running quests archived. Just look for the Celestia Quest by SmutAnon link.

>>13410513
you put your wings on this instant, little missy

>>13410477
>Ponies don't slaughter cows for meat
>But Griffins do, and they export to Equestria
>All meat is said to have died from "Natural Causes" in a "Comfortable Environment"
>Griffins secretly consider killed for their meat a natural cause, Equestrian Food Administration doesn't.

>>13410546
Thanks muh nigga.

>>13410501
I did my best to.

>>13410516
>>13410539
awww, you guys, stop it.
Your tears are so delicious. They sustain me.

>>13410571
>implying anon would care

>>13410568
STUDY PARTNER?!

>>13410568
I suck at tennis, Twilight.

>>13410582
No, that's not what I meant at all.

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>>13410571
And this is why gryphons and humans would be the best of friends.
Where's all the gryphon/human art.

>>13410588
ilu

>>13410568
Twilight...I'm sorry but I'm with Rarity

>>13410501
Yes he did.
I cried like a little bitch at 'How could you?'

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>>13410588

>>13410553
I had my first pony dream in ages last night

I was a little pony in a human's lap
he ran his hands through my mane
that's all I remember, but it was the greatest thing

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>>13410534
>"Bet'cha can't guess."
>"Go on, try!"

>>13410608
I'd totally hang out with a gryphon and grill steaks. Though I imagine they wouldn't like their steaks cooked any further than blood-warm.

>>13410590
Just saying it might be hard or expensive to get a nice steak in Ponyville. I'm sure the castle in Canterlot has them ready to go for visitors.

>>13410399
>>13410477
"I'd like," you ponder, "A steak. Seasoned. Rare."

You give them some credit; they don't even blanch any more. After the first awkward discussions about human diets they'd simply made some arrangement with a butcher in Griffon Town. The cuts were gristly and fatty - fit for a raptor beak. The preparation was always pretty okay.

"And the usual?" she inquires. You nod, knowing this meant some garlic mashed potato and some sort of spinach. It was a peace offering as anything; they seemed relieved to hear you were omnivorous.

"Anything else?"

>>13410432
You think for a moment, arms dropping down. No reason to put up a fuss; it was a waiting game until dinner arrived under some pseudonym. "I'd like a Celeb Weekly magazine. And Kid's Week. I like the pictures."

Juniper never fails to shake her head at that joke. It's grown worn and comfortable between you two.

They both dart out on the errands, seemingly eager to leave the observation room. The light goes out and the glass goes storm-dark again in a sudden frost.

The special treatment is welcome, but you distinctly remember giving treats to your dog before putting her to sleep. It couldn't be helped, but

You always wondered if it was to make the dog feel better, or you.

There are a few spare books, a table with writing and drawing utensils, the bed. A photograph with some vinyl.

What do you do to spend the time?

>>13410646
Uh, Pinkie Pie?

>>13410646
Hmm. HMMMM.

...Purple Dreamboat?

>>13410653
>rare
Fuck you.

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>>13410571
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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Mlpg I think I'm being stalked by my waifu

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>>13410623
That's a good start.

>>13410609
ilu2 anon

>>13410646
Twilight, you've been hitting the Love Poison, haven't you?

>>13410670
Please leave.

>>13410681
Took a minute to notice, got a laugh out of me

>>13410653
Holy shit.

I'm so hungry now. Everything about that sounds delicious.

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>>13410655
>>13410661
>"Ooh, so close!"
>"But no, I'm afraid the answer you're looking for is 'Twilight Sparkle'!"
>"That's a hug-penalty for you!"

>>13410670
Oh I'm sorry, did you want your meat burnt and dry?

>>13410681
if Australia is upside-down what kind of dumb country is sideways all the time?

>>13410681
Why would Dash stalk a nerd like you?

>>13410553
I had one the other night where one of the people involved was Spike, in his dragon costume, carrying a Spike plushie that was slightly larger than him. I did find it a bit silly in the dream, but he was just sort of there as part of the group I was travelling with for part of the dream.

I just realized that for Fluttershy to master her element and become an alicorn she has to overcome her fear of dragons.

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>>13410582

>>13410719
Shoot, I thought I had that.

Well, can you guess my name?

QUICK THINK OF YOU LEAST FAVORITE PONIES!

The are now your parents. What do you do?

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>>13410671
I love that Lyra.

>>13410729
medium well master race

>>13410719
hug-penalty?

>>13410741
Holy shit.
It's going to happen, isn't it?

>>13410747
>twist
I'm doomed

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Hey fags

been gone for 2 months

what's the news leaks, photos, drama, etc

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>>13409335
Pandorum is up next

SPACE MADNESS!

>>13410646
The Winged Wonder

>>13410747
Complain about how much I hate Twidash and that if Squiglekicker was my parents things would be different around here.

>>13410755
So burnt and dry then. Disgusting.

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>>13410743
>"You're Anon, of course! And you owe me a hug!"
>>13410758
>"Hug-penalty! Your penalty is a hug!"
>"C'mere."

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>>13410754
I love this Lyra.

> PrisonAnonQuest
Please let this not be some Assassin's Creed shit

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>>13410796
I'd hug purple butt.

>>13410769
Pony in november.
EqG still shit.

>>13410769
nothing new ever

there was a brief outcry against Princess Molestia but that blew over because of how dumb and silly it was

>>13410733
Idk why it uploaded sideways

>>13410796
Now, is that a big ol' bear hug or just a little friendly nuzzle?

>>13410812
What do you mean by that? He done, gone, basically magically lobotomized.