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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Old thread: >>13403953

Topic: How far do you think Equestria will get in regards to technology?
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>>13409210
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>>13409185
I don't see why there would be any limit to how far they go.
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mlpg

a thread should be
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>>13409210
Aww, that's kinda sweet

she's a big softie isn't she
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>>13409239
And that's often
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>>13409210
>See Celestia for the first time
>"Now thats a lotta horse..."
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Would you play the arcade game "MLP: FiM: Ponies in Time"?
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Are there any good nsfw cyoa games?
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>>13409256
No, I'm not going to go to an arcade and pony in public.
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>>13409210
>first meeting with Celestia
>immediately run a hand through her mane
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And then Applejack died
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>>13409286
I would be afraid to touch her mane.
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>>13409296
And nothing of value was lost.
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>>13409299
But she loves it when you brush her mane
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>>13409299
What the hell, anon. Be a man, take a chance.

Give her a touch.
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we did it
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>>13409210
How would she react to Snow White?
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>>13409274
>those
>"horse proportions"

HAHAHAHA
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Event Horizon just started
Join us or don't
derpy.me/xPikJ
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>>13409192
>http://imgur.com/TeYquHO
"How to Draw Dog Dicks"

Give me a second, it's been several months since I've had to read anything. Need to look up some kanji
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>>13409324
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>>13409286
>go to brush your hand along her mane
>it sinks into it, phasing out of sight
>she gasps and her knees shake
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>>13409286
Oh gosh, that princess is so happy~

>>13409296
It's okay, she'll be back in the next episode.
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If Celestia made you a portal home would you slap her ass before running in?
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>>13409325
No, it could disintegrate my hand or something.
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>>13409269

>being a pussy
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>>13409355
JUST AS PLANNED
KINDA
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>>13409357
No. Why would I want to go home?
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>>13409365
You don't really think she'd allow something like that to happen do you.
This is Celestia we're talking about.
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>>13409357
>before you make it she levitates you back to her
>"Oh no, nobody does that without punishment!"
>and then she drags you to her bedroom
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>>13409299
Well, you might alarm the guards, and cause a scene, but it probably wouldn't offend her.

>>13409365
It's just hair, c'mon.
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>Prestige system

If there ever was a cookie ponies in the show I'd hate it. I' hate it so much.
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>>13409386
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It's always fun seeing Humans as a little spooky
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>>13409112
>horse wall

>>13409129
Because the cartel m8
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>>13409340
oh wow the tip part goes on the bottom side of the dog dick, that makes like 90% of nanaki porn inaccurate.
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>>13409385
Alternatively

>slap her ass while she is channeling portal
>she changes the location
>right to her bed
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>>13409408
Yes, this pleases me deep within my soul.
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>tfw pony will never love a vile person like me
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>>13409408
Meh, it's so overdone.
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>>13409438
Stop being such a vile person then.
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>>13409438
>you will never have a fresh start as a cute little pony in Equestria
>your pony friends will never help you change for the better
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>>13409443
>implying
I'm liking it.
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>>13409408
>you will never be that scary creature all the ponies feel nervous around
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>>13409425
>try running for your life
>she thinks its a game
>you can't escape
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>>13409463
It's been a cliche since the '70s at least. I'm honestly kind of bored of seeing it all the time.
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>>13409475
>running
But why
Maybe she just wants to cuddle
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>>13409375
Did you do my request?
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>>13409473
I don't want to scare pone though. I want them to love me.
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>>13409443
To be fair I think Anon would feel the need to go superedgymax when everyone is so flatly dismissive of how vicious or precise Humans can be

Being defensive and protecting hearth and home is understandable, it's what they do

Describing something as horrific as mustard gas as "Illegal" (which comes as a relief) and "really sort of old-fashioned" doesn't really make them rest easy
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>>13409408
Did you cap the rest of it?
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>>13409509
Pone will never love you.
So you might as well go for the next best thing.
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>>13409501
>cuddle
Yeah, cuddle your dick right into her vagina.
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>>13409531
>if they think im a monster i'll show them a monster
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>>13409340
Point 1. In this image, notice the balls seem lifted up

Point 3. This part is very weak (tender? delicate?) (orange) This part isn't very good (blue)

Point 2.
The tip is on the side furthest from the stomach

Point 4. The semen cums out from the tip (orange) This is the wrong hole (blue)
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>>13409531
Why won't pone love me? I don't believe you.
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>>13409501
Come on, we have to get some Pepé Le Pew shenanigans going.
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>>13409463
I kinda agree with that guy. It's fun ut it's way way overdone.
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>>13409296
That's just one of the bad ends, to get the good or best end on her chapter, you just gotta make sure Applebloom doesn't die or have a mental breakdown.

>1- Mop up all the blood in the room you're forced to return to with her, making sure to hide the mop and bucket in the closet
>2- Convince Applebloom to follow you the long way around the bloody room you can't clean
>3- Tell Applebloom to hide inside the cupboard, throw insecticide powder at giant demonic tarantula as it lunges at Applejack, making sure to duck in the process; tell Applebloom to stay inside the cupboard when she hears the tarantula slam against the wall.
>4- Before calling Applebloom, drag the tarantula into an enclosed classroom, and pour the rest of the pesticide over it to keep it in shock, be sure to shut the blinds before crossing with Applebloom
>5- Use Applejack's hat to cover Applebloom's eyes and ears, pick her up, and run to the exit, making sure not to turn around at any point.
>6- When you're outside, give Applebloom all six missing game pieces, so she doesn't turn around
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>>13409550
Why would pone love you? They have perfectly fine ponies all around them, why would they need a freaky alien ape?
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God tier: my favorite pony

Shit tier: your favorite pony

CancerAIDS diarrhea tier: Twilight Sparkle
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>>13409554
Well I disagree. In case you haven't noticed just about everything is overdone in this fandom.
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>>13409473
> you're blasted to Equestria
> somehow some issues of Newsweek and Time came along with you
> They include discussions of "nerve gas"
> A young pone looking over "special books from Earth" on a field trip skims the article, looks up at you, face bright and wide, 'Nerve gas? Is that like nitrous at the dentist?"
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>>13409583
Your favorite pony a shit
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>>13409583
fuck you, you just don't understand the importance of looking your best and carrying yourself in a respectful manner.
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>>13409630
is there porn of harshwhinny and chickenbutt?
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>>13409587
>"No, sweetie. It's not. I'm sorry you had to even ask that question."
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>>13409630
>filename

but that episode aired in 2013
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>>13409584
Yeah thing is we just suppose that we're the best, and what we have was never seen by ponies ever.
That they got shit on us.

They survived under Discord's rule for who knows how many years. That kind of thing makes everything we ever did pale in comparison.

They know of wars, something that's made clear by Twilight in Time Cop.

And all the magic they have. And what kind of spells they can use.

But no just mention x that we did and they never heard of it, they never used it and so on.
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>>13409618
Your favorite pony just took a shit
As in, you two were outside walking to a friend's and while you're walking they just drop one on the ground in mid sentence.

This is only like your second day there, this might be a common occurrence and you wouldn't even know it.
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>>13409548
thanks anon.

this is your special talent.
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I can't figure out how to start a Futashy dominating Dash fic. Give ideas.
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>>13409641
it fucking hurts
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>>13409663
>That kind of thing makes everything we ever did pale in comparison.
Please tell me that's a damn joke.
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>>13409666
did fluttershy always have the futadick or did she develop it suddenly?
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>>13409630
AppleDan pls

She's old, ugly, and ruined her own episode like twilicorn ruined MMC
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>>13409513
I can just imagine the looks on the faces of the ponies assigned to 'interrogate' you as you tell them about all the twisted things humans have done to each other.

Nerve gas is shit tier compared to The Holocaust.
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>>13409665
It was until I had a mental episode at university and went back home.
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>>13409663
Ponies are just too nice to measure up to the depravity of humanity.
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>>13409676
Always.
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>>13409669
explain what this means to someone who doesn't go to whatever website that screencap is from
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>>13409706
orange pony is significantly less popular than green pony
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>>13409678
>let the shitposting begin
>>13409706
one pony has more art than the other
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>>13409706
The better pony has 3 times more images.
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>>13409674
Look at how Ponyville was in less of a fucking day
Now imagine all the land like that or worse. Now imagine it for who knows how long.
The sun going all over the place, bunnies transforming in horrible creatures that could stomp you to death, an entire town be destroyed because now it's cardboard boxes and so on.
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>>13409724
>posting the truth
>shitposting

Disprove at least one of my points.
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>>13409703
You wouldn't say that if you'd been in Apple 'Nam
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>>13409703
Ponies are jerks sometimes. Everybody has a bad day.

I think we need to remember that humanity is capable of beauty and compassion as well. As a species we just never had our Hearth's Warming Eve to get over our biggest problems with each other yet.
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best pony a shit
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>>13409749
Best shit a pony
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MLPG I'm too sad to do anything

what do I do
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>>13409741
she's pretty and nothing ruined her episode because her episode was fine
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>>13409732
So you think being under Discord's rule was long one long, really bad acid trip?
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>>13409761
Cheer up and do something.
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>>13409386
Celestia and Luna share a bathroom? In the royal palace? Stay pleb.
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>>13409741
>thinking your bullshittery is the truth
>opinions
>truth
1. I don't care if she's old
2. she's very pretty
3. her episode was ruined by it being a rushed to shit season 3 episode
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>>13409761
masturbate to ponies
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>>13409768
I'm trying but i cant
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>>13409761
Do drugs.
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>>13409749
using popular memes is fun isnt it
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Am I wrong for thinking being sent to pony prison and kept locked up would be an unqualified improvement over my current life?
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I want to hug a nice soft pone
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>>13409764
>pretty

>bags under her eyes
>shit brown
>piss yellow
>twilicorn purple

>her episode was fine
The ending was absolutely retarded
>YOU CAN'T HANDLE A SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY OF A WELCOMING COMMITTEE, AND THE RESIDENTS AREN'T HOSPITABLE
>YOU GET TO HOST THE GAMES BECAUSE I DON'T DESERVE MY JOB
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>>13409355
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
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What if pony wanted your new Fiery Doritos® Loco Taco™?
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ASS
WE
CAN
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>>13409823
>he doesn't like ponies with bags under their eyes

I find it cute and endearing
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>>13409761
>>13409768
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27WMGcqJl0
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>>13409814
Well it depends on what kind of prisons the ponies have.

I could see them using that Norwegian prison system where the prisoners live pretty damn good lives
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>>13409823
Why can't I just post my goddamn waifu without you having a fucking conniption.
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>>13409843
The fiery ones are shit, she can have them

Bitch better not touch my nacho cheese ones though
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>>13409843
I would give it to the pony
I wanted a chicken chalupa, not a dorito taco
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>>13409814
I don't think the guards would let you suck them off as much as you would want, but it probably wouldn't be that bad
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
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>>13409858
Because you post her when she isn't being discussed.

At least put your name on so I don't need to see her shit-brown face.
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Ape thing! By your very existence is Equestria unbalanced. You leave us no choice, we sentence you to the all mare correctional facility. There, you shall be taken care of.
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"I'm home."
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>>13409896
>resist until death
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>>13409885
>Because you post her when she isn't being discussed
She is a pony, ponies are always being discussed. What, do I have to wait for Ms. Harshwhinny day motherfucker?
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>>13409814
"Anon, you've committed no crime. This is as much for your protection as for ours. You are our guest and a good young ... man, but outside the perimeter your dreams, your memories would join with ours.

There's simply no way to erase the guilt and knowledge of such hatred among your people without taking away them all. We're truly sorry."
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>>13409882
But humans need more protein in their diets than a standard herbivore's diet has, and if they enjoy it, everybody wins.
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>>13409896
now when you say "mare correctional facility"

what does that entail exactly
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>>13409896
What does that mean?
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>>13409921
Either that, or for a topic like "Old Lady Ponies" or "Which pony smells like mothballs and unfulfilled desires?"
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>>13409922
And if I want to forget?
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>>13409944
youre a madman, youre crazy in the coconut
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>>13409957
>youre a madman
#HASHBEEF
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>>13409922
>not going down fighting
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>>13409949

#HARSHBURN
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>>13409914
It's raining.
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>>13409939
>>13409944

Paradise baby, paradise.
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>>13409944

Working on anything? Pony or otherwise?
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>askbuttonsmom.tumblr.com

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY COCK?
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>>13409994
Yes.
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>>13409848
Better Amy ukelele:
watch?v=Vi1yQqiLdHo
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>>13409995
I want to make that emblem in BO2, but I bet no one would recognize it.
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>>13410003
Cool.

Less pony, but I never talk to you anywhere else, but how's FFXIV?
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>>13410003
dat scrunch
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Which pony smells like mothballs and unfulfilled desires?
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>>13410009
do it anyway, fgt
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>>13409949
She's fulfilling my desires if you catch my drift/
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>>13410028
You.
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>>13410028
Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13410034
But you don't fulfill hers.
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>>13410003
unf
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>>13410021
It's pretty good, anon, there's even a unicorn mount. If you like unicorns, that is.
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>>13410050
>Twilight Sparkle
>unfulfilled

nigga she a princess
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>>13410021
>but I never talk to you anywhere else, but how's FFXIV?
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>>13410003

That scrunch looks naughty. Like there's naughty things happening just off screen.
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>>13410051
>implying an old woman's desires can be fulfilled
You don't win, you just do a little better each time.
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>>13410072
when did he add that
i looked for it before
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I love this filtering system from 4chan x.
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>>13409761
Flush those feelings out of you.
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>>13410071
how can a simple gif make me so angry
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>>13410102
:(
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>>13410102
I love how I saved over 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
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>>13410051
It's not my fault her ovaries aren't working Okay, after all the vicious womb-beatings she received from my dick, it's certainly within the realm of possibility that her pipes are too bruised and swollen from pleasure to properly bear foals
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>>13410021
>Tex plays FFXIV

neat, chances are im not on his server
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>>13410059
>>13410021

Did you go to the FFXIV thread in the sub? Might be able to gather some MLPGers.
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>>13409950
They look at each other askance behind the observational glass of your "apartment." The blue has a sheen from an extract of daisy that keeps you locked away from the background field of the planet.

You've had dizzy spells for weeks. Some graduate student is writing a thesis speculating your perception is altered by living in a space with no background magic at all. It is not comforting to know it has been approved by her advisor.

The look shared between the doctors is certainly less than reassuring.

"We - we could look into it, but your brain, your magic field - we don't have a clue what's supposed to go where in your psyche. If we try more than surface alteration you might forget how to talk, how to walk."

"And?"

The mare in a tight gray bun gives a meaningful glare to the younger stallion, a "go on" bob of her head. He does not meet your eyes.

"The last time we tried this -- shit." The mic cuts off as he mutters something to a point just beyond his clipboard. The mare simply scribbles something on her own steno. The lines around her eyes are a little bolder today. She seems to be blinking rapidly.

The tinny speaker clicks again, "you might be different. Maybe."
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I think I'm just going to lay down and stare at the ceiling for awhile
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>>13410141
Nope. Joined Ultros with my cousin.
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>>13410120
because it reminds you that you will never be a pony princess?
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>>13410156
Lay down and stare at pony instead.
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>>13410142
Why not just give a lobotomy and call it a day.
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>>13409185
>Unicorns have airships, and complex devices.
>Pegasi can make weather itself.
>Alicorns live in a giant space colony in a realm that transcends time and space.
>Earth ponies have wooden carriages.
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Should I stram Primordia? A point and click adventure game.
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>>13410168
because it's a MAGIC lobotomy!
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>>13410166
it is truly the worst feel
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>>13410171
Unicorns and Pegasuses just want to fuck with the Earth ponies.
Why else would jars exist
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>>13410156
why are the anons so mopey today
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>>13410171
How can ponies live in peace when there's such huge racial differences?

Imagine being a mudhorse with no cutie mark.
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>Developing a fetish for licking pony anuses

Am I a degenerate?

Note, it's only MLP:FiM pony assholes.
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>>13410197
It's that time of the month and we hang out together so much our cycles are in sync.
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>>13410205
Imagine being a mule
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>>13410051

I always thought that was Applejack
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>>13410131
But pony wombs are deeper then 5"
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>>13410205
at least you could go pull the train
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>>13410220
I bet you had to ask a real stallion to find out about that, didn't you, Anon?
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>>13410142
It's that, or never leave this place you've set up to study me. That's not living, it's existing.

Even if it means giving up huge chunks of what makes me who I am right now, I want to live.
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24 hours since last fap. I mustn't.
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I know you're on.
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>>13410239
But look at pony, she needs it. She'd do anything~
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Confessions?

I saw only one episode of Season 3.
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>>13410233
No, my waifu told me.

How do you think I knew how "big" you were?
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>>13410239
But you must.
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>>13409185
>letting a tard do R&D, science and experiments
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>>13410239
>>>/r/nofap
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>>13410256
Watch the show you twat

get out of here and don't come back until you do
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>>13410256
I skip the intro of the show every time with the exception of the japanese version.

I play "Sleep with me" while going through my rarity folder
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>>13410256

get out
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>>13410256
Lucky, if a bit strange; You have 12+ episodes of pone to watch. + for EQG.
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>>13410197
The Celestia Quest was running and had some heavy feels
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>>13410256
I skip all of the songs
So I watched the last episode of s3 on mute pretty much
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>>13410299
But S3 had very few songs

Scotaloo's VA lied to us
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>>13410312
Oh god I read last as most
Sorry
I need to sleep
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>>13410261
Are you saying anon fucked your waifu?
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>>13410298
hm, that's what i figured
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>>13410312
The song:episode ratio is probably higher than 1 or 2 though.
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>>13410312
But I said all of -

>>13410324
>
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>>13410168
>>13410181
You huff, "Surely you could just take an ice pick to my brain." You don't have to say it loud; you know the microphones around the room are high-gain. You ease into a crossed-arm sulk on the four-post bed opposite the glass.

Peaches laughs bleakly, rasping the range of the speaker, "Even idiots can dream, Anon."

He looks a little helplessly to his colleague. Her face is almost impassive but for a little steel. Hazarding a guess you think she's goading him to say something more.

>>13410238
"I can't live in stir forever, Doctor. That's living, not existing. So I'll memorize some new kings or queens-" (there's a bit of a wince. Sore subject, you guess) "- eat a bunch of animal crackers, learn to read again, whatever. I did it once."

Peaches draws himself up a bit taller. Your courage seems infectious, "Sure, Anon. I'll pull together the staff for a general call. We can start an assessment and inform you of all the risks."

Doctor Juniper seems satisfied by this, a very faint smile showing as she draws close to the mic, "It will be a few days. Do you have any requests? Special food? Books? Toys?"

You only groan a little at toys. Rubik's Cubes weren't so bad in the clink.

What do you tell her?
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>>13410348
>Beb
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>>13410207
You like MLP, you're already a degenerate.
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>>13410326
No

AppleDan broke her heart

I'm fixing it
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Is 4chan fucking up for anyone else?
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>>13410381
nothing's fucking up but it's talking a long time to load some pictures
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>>13410361
>Do you have any requests? Special food?
I'd like a meal fit for a carnivore. Think that could be arranged?
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Which character looks the best in a masked wrestler outfit?
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>>13410265
>nofap
I'm just trying to get a nice, big, sloppy load.
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anus clenching
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>>13410361
Well I want a drawing of Twilight and Rarity assaulting Dash and Pinkie after they dropped on them a few clouds full of snow as a prank, one drawing of Sweetie Belle in a cute party hat on top of a cake and...well that's all for now
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>>13410239
Do it

On a pony toy
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Pony should lick pony
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>>13410405
oh
then take your supplements, drink plenty of water, get some exercise and jerk it regularly
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>>13410404

Rarity

Or as she's known in the ring, La Esmeralda
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>>13410399
This. I think he'd deserve a good fucking steak for what he's about to go through.
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Hey everyone. Now that Celestia Quest is over, I've made a /qt/ thread for anyone that wants to discuss it or ask me questions. Also, if you have any comments about parts you liked or disliked, I'd love to hear it!

http://mlpg.co/qt/res/211252.html
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>>13410488
Did you break everyone's heart and made them cry?
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>>13410488
Is there an archive of it somewhere so I can read the entire thing?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_4-jyM3A6w
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>"...Hi."
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>>13410501
Yes, everybody cried.

WE GOT THE BEST END, NIGGA
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>>13410516
Congratulations then.
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>>13410513
no cutiemark
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>>13410513
Hey there. What's your name?
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>>13410501
He did, but then he put it back together again and made us cry harder.
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>>13410513
What a silly pony. I want to tickle that belly.
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>>13410509
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/CelestiaQuest/CelestiaQuest.html
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>>13410513
Stop being a slut, Twi
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>you will never be buried under a pile of sweaty Applejacks
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I had another weird pony dream the other night.

It started off pretty normal. Me and some "friends" (I put friends in quotations because I didn't know any of these people) were at some kind of convention or large gathering I don't and we were having a good time. I can't remember what the con/gathering was for, but I kept looking at my watch and saying something about another person showing up.
I don't remember what happened after that, but eventually the person we were waiting for showed up. It was Cadence. It seemed like we were really good friends and she was on friendly terms with the people I was with. No one acknowledged the fact that she was a pony. It was so weird. Everyone was acting normally around her like she was just some pretty girl, but no one would bring up the fact that she was a pink horse. It's like they couldn't even tell.
I was furious for that very reason when I woke up.
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>>13410547
She isn't a slut, she is a pure maiden like all ponies.
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>>13410509
derpy.me/QuestArchive
Is where we keep most long-running quests archived. Just look for the Celestia Quest by SmutAnon link.
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>>13410513
you put your wings on this instant, little missy
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>>13410477
>Ponies don't slaughter cows for meat
>But Griffins do, and they export to Equestria
>All meat is said to have died from "Natural Causes" in a "Comfortable Environment"
>Griffins secretly consider killed for their meat a natural cause, Equestrian Food Administration doesn't.
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>>13410546
Thanks muh nigga.
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>>13410501
I did my best to.

>>13410516
>>13410539
awww, you guys, stop it.
Your tears are so delicious. They sustain me.
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>>13410571
>implying anon would care
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>>13410568
STUDY PARTNER?!
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>>13410568
I suck at tennis, Twilight.
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>>13410582
No, that's not what I meant at all.
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>>13410571
And this is why gryphons and humans would be the best of friends.
Where's all the gryphon/human art.
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>>13410588
ilu
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>>13410568
Twilight...I'm sorry but I'm with Rarity
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>>13410501
Yes he did.
I cried like a little bitch at 'How could you?'
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>>13410588
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>>13410553
I had my first pony dream in ages last night

I was a little pony in a human's lap
he ran his hands through my mane
that's all I remember, but it was the greatest thing
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>>13410534
>"Bet'cha can't guess."
>"Go on, try!"
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>>13410608
I'd totally hang out with a gryphon and grill steaks. Though I imagine they wouldn't like their steaks cooked any further than blood-warm.
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>>13410590
Just saying it might be hard or expensive to get a nice steak in Ponyville. I'm sure the castle in Canterlot has them ready to go for visitors.
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>>13410399
>>13410477
"I'd like," you ponder, "A steak. Seasoned. Rare."

You give them some credit; they don't even blanch any more. After the first awkward discussions about human diets they'd simply made some arrangement with a butcher in Griffon Town. The cuts were gristly and fatty - fit for a raptor beak. The preparation was always pretty okay.

"And the usual?" she inquires. You nod, knowing this meant some garlic mashed potato and some sort of spinach. It was a peace offering as anything; they seemed relieved to hear you were omnivorous.

"Anything else?"

>>13410432
You think for a moment, arms dropping down. No reason to put up a fuss; it was a waiting game until dinner arrived under some pseudonym. "I'd like a Celeb Weekly magazine. And Kid's Week. I like the pictures."

Juniper never fails to shake her head at that joke. It's grown worn and comfortable between you two.

They both dart out on the errands, seemingly eager to leave the observation room. The light goes out and the glass goes storm-dark again in a sudden frost.

The special treatment is welcome, but you distinctly remember giving treats to your dog before putting her to sleep. It couldn't be helped, but

You always wondered if it was to make the dog feel better, or you.

There are a few spare books, a table with writing and drawing utensils, the bed. A photograph with some vinyl.

What do you do to spend the time?
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>>13410646
Uh, Pinkie Pie?
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>>13410646
Hmm. HMMMM.

...Purple Dreamboat?
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>>13410653
>rare
Fuck you.
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>>13410571
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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Mlpg I think I'm being stalked by my waifu
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>>13410623
That's a good start.

>>13410609
ilu2 anon
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>>13410646
Twilight, you've been hitting the Love Poison, haven't you?
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>>13410670
Please leave.
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>>13410681
Took a minute to notice, got a laugh out of me
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>>13410653
Holy shit.

I'm so hungry now. Everything about that sounds delicious.
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>>13410655
>>13410661
>"Ooh, so close!"
>"But no, I'm afraid the answer you're looking for is 'Twilight Sparkle'!"
>"That's a hug-penalty for you!"
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>>13410670
Oh I'm sorry, did you want your meat burnt and dry?
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>>13410681
if Australia is upside-down what kind of dumb country is sideways all the time?
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>>13410681
Why would Dash stalk a nerd like you?
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>>13410553
I had one the other night where one of the people involved was Spike, in his dragon costume, carrying a Spike plushie that was slightly larger than him. I did find it a bit silly in the dream, but he was just sort of there as part of the group I was travelling with for part of the dream.
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I just realized that for Fluttershy to master her element and become an alicorn she has to overcome her fear of dragons.
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>>13410582
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>>13410719
Shoot, I thought I had that.

Well, can you guess my name?
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QUICK THINK OF YOU LEAST FAVORITE PONIES!

The are now your parents. What do you do?
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>>13410671
I love that Lyra.
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>>13410729
medium well master race
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>>13410719
hug-penalty?
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>>13410741
Holy shit.
It's going to happen, isn't it?
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>>13410747
>twist
I'm doomed
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Hey fags

been gone for 2 months

what's the news leaks, photos, drama, etc
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>>13409335
Pandorum is up next

SPACE MADNESS!
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>>13410646
The Winged Wonder
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>>13410747
Complain about how much I hate Twidash and that if Squiglekicker was my parents things would be different around here.
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>>13410755
So burnt and dry then. Disgusting.
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>>13410743
>"You're Anon, of course! And you owe me a hug!"
>>13410758
>"Hug-penalty! Your penalty is a hug!"
>"C'mere."
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>>13410754
I love this Lyra.
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> PrisonAnonQuest
Please let this not be some Assassin's Creed shit
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>>13410796
I'd hug purple butt.
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>>13410769
Pony in november.
EqG still shit.
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>>13410769
nothing new ever

there was a brief outcry against Princess Molestia but that blew over because of how dumb and silly it was
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>>13410733
Idk why it uploaded sideways
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>>13410796
Now, is that a big ol' bear hug or just a little friendly nuzzle?
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>>13410812
What do you mean by that? He done, gone, basically magically lobotomized.
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>>13410813
You're not supposed to hug pony's butt.
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>>13410811
She's a real cutie
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>>13410653
Might as well write a note to my future self, to read after they recovered from whatever procedure is done to them. Why I chose this for myself. How I'm utterly terrified of losing who I am, but how I recognize it's better than being a caged scientific curiosity for the rest of my days.

And, of course, how much I hope that the person who gets to live in this body after me enjoys it as much as I have.
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>>13410769
CMC comic was great.
That's about it, I think.
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>>13410829
Well pony should have given me something else to hug then.
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>>13410769
Fluttershy was deemed best pony in a democratic vote.
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>>13410829
What are they going to do about it?
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>>13410829
try and stop me fgt
I'm going to hug all the ponybutts
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>>13410796
That sounds like a terrible penalty.
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>>13410841
Why would you even accept to be institutionalized anyways.
I'd force them to have to put me down. Or disappear into one of the various forests. Better than being a science experiment, even if you do end up getting eaten by something.
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>>13410841
>the person who gets to live in this body
>implying you aren't going full pony after the treatment
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>>13410857
Hug your butt.
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>>13410891
WELL WHAT IF I DON'T LET GO OF PONY'S BUTT
WHAT THEN
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>>13410110

I did this and it worked

thanks anon
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>>13410821
>"It's whatever you want it to be."
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>>13410871
Well, if my very existence threatens to undermine an entire society's value and culture, and they have a way to prevent it? Damn right I'm gonna turn myself in to be locked up. Plenty of time to read and think in there, and eventually come to the conclusion that I've lived a comfortable life and am okay with stepping away from it.

>>13410890
If that's the case, I'll be surprised.
If anon remembers anything from before the treatment, I'll be even more surprised.
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>>13410904
why did mew make a version of himself for bon bon and a version of himself for lyra
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>>13410840
I bet she just loves holding hands with you.
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>>13410848
I wish I had a study buddy.
Someone to keep me up at night. Doing worthwhile things.
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Papers, please
http://i.imgur.com/hwyO9L7.jpg
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>>13410931
Haha, what the fuck. You don't take issue with them having a problem with your very fucking existence? Really.
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>>13410926
it's not going to be anything if you don't put your wings on

and you better be your full height too, if I catch you shrinking yourself to fit in with the other ponies you're gonna be in SO much trouble
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>>13410944
You have me anon.
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>>13410926
I'd give her a big bear hug.
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>>13410951
>blops on PC

that's pretty good though
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>>13410926
Well, then, I'll just give you A FULL BODY HUG
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>>13410967
360 actually
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>>13410796
>>13410926

Twilight, I'm serious. I think someone might have spiked your drink with Love Poison.
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>>13410923
I don't know if you are being sarcastic but I find that if I go through the emotion rather than suppressing it, sometimes it works. Like throwing up. Just throw up and get it over with.
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>>13410954
The way I read it, it wasn't that they have an issue with anon's existence as much as there was magical bullshit going on that was corrupting them due to anon existing in Equestria with memories of Earth and humanity in his head.
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>>13410932
Because Mewball is a slut.
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>>13410926
I'll hug you sexually
also, get your wings, they make for good hugging
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uEXin4f8tD
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>>13410958
What do we need to do Anon?
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>>13410670
>>13410711
It's very hard to judge time greater than days, but it's been ages since a special meal. You can almost smell the peppercorn and waft of garlic butter.

The impending wait is starting to gnaw already. This is the first real change since you arrived. Psych batteries. "Socialization time" to keep you alert. The visiting professors and students come to visit the Stranger - it wasn't a roach motel, but it all blurred into the worst kind of overlong vacation.

Not that there was any kidding yourself. The room is windowless. You'd begun to wonder what a window looks like any more.

You decide you have time before dinner. You sit in the too-low chair at the desk and stare at a blank sheet of paper. (they never could get the ergonomics right; the room was big enough but never felt ... proper).

Holding a quill is still unfamiliar, but you start anyway, you decide to make it short and simple.

A cramp starts in your hand as you decide it's best to write for a grade-schooler, maybe one you'll be intelligent as after the procedure. If there is one.

>>13410890
"My name is Anon. I guess yours is too, if they tell you. This place isn't bad, the people are kind enough, but here we - or at least me - are a carrier for something nasty. I'm sure they'll tell you, kind of.

There's a lot to remember about Earth I want to keep. Mom had a great smile even if she drank too much tea. Dad liked fishing and watching golf. That's a sport."

You pause.
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>>13411014
No anon, pony is not for sexually.
We've been over this.
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Your favorite pony just subscribed to PewDiePie.
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>>13411020
t-that isn't the original voice, is it?
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>>13410978
carry on then
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>>13411041
Pony has always been for sexually.
This is why you keep getting held back from hugging.
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>>13411020
Sounds really boring and unsexy.
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>>13411039
Eh.
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>>13411046
I haven't been following that stuff, but I believe it is.
http://askbuttonsmom.tumblr.com/
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>>13411046
Nope
http://askbuttonsmom.tumblr.com/
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>>13410941
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipADNlW7yBM
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>>13411036
Well, you gonna touch it?
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>>13411099
What is that from/for?
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I ponied pony.
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>>13410993

I did a bunch of push ups and now I feel better

i just did them sad
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>>13411115
Red Ribbon's cutiemark in Black Ops 2
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>>13411115
It's from black ops 2
They have a great emblem creator
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>>13411115
the icon is for fat slut pony
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>>13411045
>Sit down pony in front of computer
Pony, I need to have a little talk with you
>Bring up her browser history
There's a lot of great stuff on the Internet. Some of it we share with friends.
Other stuff we do on our own.

Everybody gets curious and looks at things. Some things they regret sooner or later. I just weant to show you how to log off your sites and clear your web history, alright?
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>>13411039
>>13410871
"Anyway, there's lots you'll learn here and not a lot of ways to tell you everything. People back home weren't so awful but I guess I paid too much attention in history class, or Humans have some 'gestalt consciousness.' Look that up, because I'll forget. I'm lucky to remember it as it is!

Ha ha ha ha."

You think that was a nice flourish. "They brought me here after the murders broke out. It's been" - you check your calendar - "Three months, two weeks, four days since I was admitted. It's not a place I want to stay for much longer."

Do you want to say more, or follow your wild hare to put on some music and think over the next part?
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>>13411045
One gun, one bullet.
Tell them to finish what their parent's started.
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Why don't people make FPS games with good campaigns anymore

besides the battlefield series
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>>13411115
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>>13411162
Why don't people make fast shooters anymore
I miss Quake III and Tribes
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>>13411162
I still play Halo 2's campaign

And I'd play the multiplayer too if they hadn't shut down the servers.
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>>13411162
Because linear corridors with 40% scripted events and 40% cutscenes is easier
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>>13411177
>>13411137
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>>13411195
>that filename
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>>13411137
Is that actually real?
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>>13411214
No
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>>13411073
Not much to do in prison, m8.
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>>13411214
No, but actual pony names DO change that
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>>13411177
I don't get it
I'm not a vorefag and I don't even think that pony is particularly pretty, but I'd totally let her eat me if she shrank me first
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>>13411195
>tfw you will never cum bacon jizz
>down Red Ribbon's throat
>until she's put on 70 lbs
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>>13411218
>>13411222
I knew that the canon names changed the color, but I honestly wouldn't put it past Google to put OCs in too.
They're already in google+ chat or whatever.
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>>13411214
yes
ignore the other responses that are telling you no
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>>13411221
It's just the whole scenario. I guess it's okay for some drama.
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>>13411039
>>13411149
"There's more - a lot more - that I could say, but it's not as important as this: My parents loved me, and they taught me to be good to others. It's harder than I think it should be sometimes, but it's satisfying.

I've been kept out of the world for too long in order to do what's good for others, and...well, I feel it's time to move on. Give someone else a chance to do good."

Now let's find an appropriate symphony to put on during dinner. Something quiet, but hopeful.
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>>13411214
pls
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>>13411234
this gives me a half-boner
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>>13411239
>They're already in google+ chat or whatever.
Oh? I haven't heard anything about that. Mind going into more detail?
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>>13411254
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>>13411234
is fluttershy gonna be ok?
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>>13411234
One of maybe 18 or so good same size vore pics in the fandom

such a shame
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>>13411260
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/17/4340740/google-hangouts-easter-eggs-include-shy-dinosaurs-and-stampeding
The 'ponies' command makes desktop pony sprites start walking across the screen.
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>>13411266
Yeah.
She's used to it
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>>13411275
Can you hook me up?
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>>13411275
>same size vore
there's your problem
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>>13411234
>>13411282

unf
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>>13411283
I don't have any of them saved sadly, busy on a mobile device
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>>13411282
Now cut out everything except for the top right and it's perfect.
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>>13411289
giants/size play is an immediate and instantaneous boner kill
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>>13411254
Stop stalking her
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>>13411309
okay
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>>13411303
But eating out the victim while eating them is just so great and delightfully unf
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>>13411307
Not that bad for me but yeah I find same size the best
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>>13411307
I disagree
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>>13411336
unf
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>>13411336
It's amusing, but not unf
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Fucking images not loading
This is the most annoying thing
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>>13411353
I disagree
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>>13411370
>growth
big unfs
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>>13411336
>"Bon bon! You're the perfect size for my action figures!"
>Lyra puts her little human doll on Bonbon's back.
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Someone draw pony unfing
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beb
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>>13411388
Pony isn't capable of unfing.
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>>13411250
You sign after adding a short blurb about likes and dislikes. The new "director's cut" You may find it fun or tedious or both. At the very least he'll know you liked ginger snaps and hated plums.

The vinyl collection doesn't do much for you. It seems like most of Equestria is really into polka or something like 60's synth-pop. You fish your very favorite record.

It's an impossibly-long cut of "Madama Butterfly." A 30-speed shouldn't be under 20" at this length, surely. Magic! Who knew?

You start somewhere after intermission, the music swelling. You sit on the bed and half-pretend to understand the Italian.

Dinner is served with a clipped, "Enjoy!" by one of the night stewards. The plate rests on its perch, pushed through the slot on the wide grey door on the far side. You bring it back to the table, savoring the warm steam still wafting off it.

The knife and fork are just enough to hack the steak to bits. Every forkful is a jungle of gristle, but it's amazing compared to the furina and "hay burgers" they insist on serving you otherwise. The mashed potatoes are a master stroke. A swell of the primary singer bursts just as you strike a vein of sour cream.

If you close your eyes, you can imagine a "dinner and a show." Smiling faces - at eye level! Everyone using hands, not licking the plate. Holding wine, stem between fourth and fifth finger.

It passes, but it's Heaven for just a while.

You chew slowly. The record runs out before the spinach.
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>>13411376
>"HI HO BON BON!"
>"I will kill you a thousand times for this."
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>>13411400
discorded applejack pls
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It's time
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>>13411448
That is the most unf image
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pony smells like human
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>>13411448
time for big unfs and big ponies?
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>>13411433
Time to find a book to read. Something to settle the nerves enough to sleep, without being horribly dense. Maybe a Daring Do story, if there's one on hand.
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>>13411475
something like that
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/31/415343.jpg

You praised the night too hard.
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/fsb9t569x2mwlab/lyrapage5.html
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>>13411517
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>>13411089
this is cute, but I don't get it.
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>>13411517
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>>13411490
How big?
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>>13411555
is she ok?
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>>13411517
>>13411540
would nightmare moon make you do most of the raising of your daughter or would she want to be more responsible for her upbringing?
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>>13411576
Yeah, she goes into heat every so often.
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>>13411565
lets start at double-size and work from there
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>>13411587
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>>13411550
It's completely out of context.
I haven't seen it in a long time, but if I remember properly, it's from a tumblr or something featuring a Pinkamena that never experienced the Rainboom and got a different cutie mark.

I couldn't begin to tell you what the supermare thing's about, though.
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>>13411517
oh god what
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>>13411433
Time ticks by like flies. You burn through the celebrity rags, trying to take your mind off the all-staff meeting. It's not easy; Peaches and Juniper have said nothing but seem to be in constant conference. Their assistants are cheerful and eager to talk about their outside lives but say nothing about the deliberations.

The papers are all gushing about a bunch of celebrities foiling a caper on a train bound for a food contest. Every day was a slow news day. You can only imagine how gleeful editors were to run headlines about rampant murders and the strange alien ape who "caused" them.

>>13411483
You paw through the small collection of books in the hutch by your desk. Maybe re-reading something will take the edge off. You pick a Daring Do book; the one about the Sunken City of Solenor and his mad amphibious creatures.

Reading it is engaging. The action's sweeping. You're really missing Harry Potter and "Unfortunate Events" here.

At least quality reading killed some time. Still no word from the Doctors.

A day and a night pass, more tedious than usual. You wake up to an unfamiliar racket- a buzzer.

By instinct you turn to the observational window before even opening your eyes. You're greeted with not two but five short ponies in lab coats. They all seem to be crowding around Peaches and look blank.

Peaches must have had a long night. He primes the mic, "We have some good news."

He coughs a bit, "And some bad news."
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>>13411619
get the bad news over with
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>>13411619
Bad news first. Makes the good news seem that much better.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_9mhKQUl_s
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>>13411619
Well, spit it out
I don't have all day here
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>>13411444
>"AND HER COMES THE GIANT HOOF"
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>>13411619
I DON'T HAVE TO BE A PONY? FUCK YES
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>>13411654
>I DON'T GET TO BE A PONY? FUCK THIS, I WANT WINGS!
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Anybody got something motivational to post? Like a picture with some nice words?
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>>13411654
>>13411660
Guys, you're going to be a rabbit.
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>>13411664
I dont know if you've done anything lately but I have this
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>>13411664
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>>13411633
>this with ponies and dick controller
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>>13411664
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>>13411667
I GET TO FUCK PONIES LIKE RABBITS?!
HOLY SHIT!
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>>13411664
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>>13411664
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>>13411664
SO WHAT HITLER DID WAS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE HE DID IT
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>They say any living thing that sees the Dynamic Dragon Dingy becomes bisexual.
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>>13411694
Yes
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>>13411664
Maybe not motivational, but still nice
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>>13411675
I did nothing productive all day and now I feel bad. I was hoping for something to look at tonight/tomorrow morning as motivation.

>>13411682
This is pretty good.
>>13411693
Good perspective.


>>13411694
Hitler had to believe in himself to get as far as he did. The end goal was subjectively beautiful.
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>>13411724
NO FUCK YOU
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>>13411732
UNF
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>>13411664
That's one of my favorite Ponk pictures.

Here's some motivation cause you have good taste.
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>>13411694
She wasn't talking to Hitler.
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I'm different.
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>>13411719
oh gosh, that's pretty heartwarming
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>>13411682
>quitters are fags
>kraut quit
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>>13411719
HOBO PONY IS A GIRL?
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>>13411737
Thanks Fluttershy
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>>13411739
Well she wasn't talking to yu or anyone here either because she's not real
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http://i.imgur.com/2Qx8aFY.png
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>>13411761
YES
IT"S EVEN ONE OF THE QUESTION ON THE ASK TUMBLR
GODDAMN
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>>13411719
>Hobo Pone is ded.
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>>13411682
>drawing is fun
True
>learning to draw is fun
FALSE
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>>13411761
>>13411781
She's a FILLY, can't you tell by the lashes?
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>>13411779
/ccg/ pls
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>>13411788
I disagree, I've just started learning and I'm enjoying it. You just have to get past the initial few drawings
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>>13411795
http://i.imgur.com/HKD0tKL.png

/ccg/?
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>>13411737
Was this real? The post number is wrong for the date. What board was this?
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>>13411781
I always thought she was just an effeminate looking little colt like Rumble or Pip.
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>>13411812
Man, why did Pinkie's gala dress have to be the worst one?
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>>13411813
cookie clicker general
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>>13411816
Ponychan.
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>>13411834
Oh.


Words of encouragement like that tat are par the course then.
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>>13411828
but Fluttershy's is the worst
Pinkie Pie's isn't THAT bad
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>>13411760
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>>13411760
>kraut quit
He draws in the sub, but avoid this place at all cost.
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>>13411647
>>13411632
>>13411629
You croak, reaching for the small water dispenser "Bad news. Always bad news first."

There seems to be a wave of sensible chuckles among the staff. Peach vaults ahead, "Well the bad news is that the surgeon is going to have to mine almost all your memories. We won't know until the probe, but from the dowsing a week ago there's a bunch you have bound up in the undesirable material. It could lead to total disrupt and retraining."

You nod, drinking deep. This was more or less what he'd said before, and more meekly weeks prior. Memory was a tangled up mess. "Yeah, like cancer."

There weren't any sensible chuckles but some nods. You weren't the first to think it.

"What's the good news?"

"The good news is our simian models seem to show the process probably won't be fatal."

Your brow furrows, "Probably?"

The mic cuts off and a few of the staff seem to be gesticulating wildly at their boards. Peach is a sapling caught in a storm. At length they stop and look back into the room. The mic blares, "I'm told there's no established baseline for the procedure across humanoid morphologies, but - well, if you're anything like Mr. Chimples it won't kill you. We tried some new stuff with lapiz lazuli and it should work better for you, Big Guy."

An assistant places a thick stack of paper in the carrier tray and shunts it into your room. It comes with a pen.

"If you want to sign now, we can. Informed consent and all that."

What do you do?
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>>13411828
She didn't think she'd be in it for very long
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>>13411851
Pinkie Pie's dress would have looked hideous beyond the pale of human capacity for thought on Any other pony. She made the dress, on her it wasn't the worst dress, but it was the worst dress perhaps ever imagined.
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>>13411760
Let's put two and two together here.
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>>13411788
Learning to draw involves drawing.
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>>13411879
"If it's going to affect my memories that severely, then the person sitting here isn't gonna be the same one waking up afterward."

Sign on the dotted line. Maybe even throw in a flourish. This could be the last time that name's ever used. "And that's just fine with me."
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>>13411923
then vomit a bunch

like a lot.

do you think that glass partition could take a punch?

go down swinging
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>>13411955
>fighting it
calm down anon
it's going to be okay
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Chicken butt
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>>13411955
Anon's existence threatens the very nature of Equestria and they've been nothing but accommodating for months now, when they could've just put him down from the start.

With respect, go fuck yourself.
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>>13411988
the fuck is with her cro-magnon brow?
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>>13411988
But why does Luna have caveman eyebrows?
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>>13411999
>>13412008
>they don't have stronk eyebrows
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>>13411999
>>13412008

LUNA IS BEST PRINCES!
YOU COME BACK TO CAVE FOR SNU SNU!
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likely no whose line stram tonight (maybe SUPER late)

nor any other night this week for that matter

sorry
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100 push ups and 100 crunches

whew
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>>13412030
now go take some shots
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>>13412028
>no whose line stram
BEEFING INTO HIGH GEAR
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>>13412028
aww
eh, no worries

>>13412030
get that One-Punch Man fit
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>>13412030
Panka, eating chips isnt "crunches"
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>>13412030
Now go jump into a McDonalds deep fryer and drink your way out.
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>>13412028
super dissapoint
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Your waifu keeps showing up at my door late at night. Please speak to her about it, itis becoming a nuisance.
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>>13412111
I'm not the boss of her, she can do what as she pleases
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>>13412046
>>13412048
>>13412110
sorry guys
i gotta finish at least one of the things i owe tonight (which I think i will accomplish) and then i'm leaving again (though i am taking a computer, so i will be here, it just can't stram)

i could stram coloring right now but it's not really that interesting to watch me cell shade
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>>13411988
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>>13411923
You walk to the tray, offhandedly make certain they spelled you name at the top, and give your best John Hancock. "When I wake up I can't say you didn't warn me."

There's some triplicate entries. As you breeze through you see waivers for "explosive cranial trauma" and "non-Equestrian blood recipient waiver; PATIENT WILL ACCEPT ERSATZ BLOOD." It was no different from every other process, but the four death waivers were a treat to sign consistently.

One of the researchers - an older stallion if you had to guess - leaned into the mic, "You know what this all means, don't you?"

You don't look up, "The person sitting here won't be the person that wakes up after. At least I won't remember it," You briefly recall waking up at stop after stop "on special tour" to discover someone on the block had been eviscerated in the street. Or the Geiger-device that tracked you down as the cholera pump. You push it down.

"That's alright with me."

>>13411955
You finish the very end page and date it. You feel hallow and more than a little sick. One of the other white coats leafs through and counts off your signatures. They all nod, pleased with themselves. All in order.

You feel like a toy someone wanted at Christmas, marching wind-up style. It's the only way and the best way, but they didn't have to seem so pleased, "Something to tell the kids tonight."

Your first clenches. You bring the heel up to one eye and rub sleep gun out.

Peach gives you a wistful look and files out.
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> Anon loses his memories
What
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>>13412132
Do eeeet
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>>13412140
I'd buy her things.
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>>13411988
>reminded of those short Gilda greentexts where she flashes her graphic tee underneath that pilot's jacket
>I Fuck Nerds
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>>13412155
She's a princess. She doesn't need you to buy anything for her.
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>>13412140
>eat my pussy
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>>13412164
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>>13412175
>Rarity necklace
unf?
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>>13412175
That Gilda gives me a boner.
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>>13412184
>necklace
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>>13412141
You are my favorite writefag. Please continue.
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>>13412192
Collar, whatever
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>>13412168
But I want to buy her things.
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>>13412198
What would you even buy her?
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>>13412141
About an hour later a small dossier is slid through the door next to your food. It is entirely Furina with orange rind bits in "for fun."

You open it. A surgical appointment for 11am tomorrow; please be prompt; do not ingest alcoholic beverages for 24 or more hours before the procedure.

You sit down. It doesn't exactly feel sudden, but it's all real. Real as the slop.

There's a knock on the blacked-out window; a little sign someone wants to talk but unsure if you're sleeping or using the all-in-one bathroom next to the closet.

It's been a long day so far. Your limbs all ache. Do you answer or half-pretend to want to sleep?
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>>13412190
I just want her to dress me up like she is
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>>13412193
Why do you encourage this
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>>13412184
They're the purple markings on her neck you fucking doofus
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>>13412209
Might as well answer. Could be good to talk.
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>>13412220
why do you hate fun?
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>>13412237
Why do you like fun?
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>>13412229
the diamonds on her collar are clearly supposed to represent Rarity's cutie mark
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>>13412244
because it's fun you idiot
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>>13412229
That is a lovely hip on that griffon.
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>>13412245
Yeah, I'm not even going to argue, you're right. Have fun being right.
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>>13412201
I dunno. Novelty tee shirts.
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>>13412244
Because it's better then us bitching during the hiatus?
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>>13412257
thank you
I will
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>>13412258
Its a carnival or a festival. Go nuts and buy her cotton candy or a doll.
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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http://derpiboo.ru/419952
Unf
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>>13412277
Then I will get her some cotton candy. Preferably the blue kind.
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We Gilda now? How about one of the crackest of crack ships.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/125773/helping-the-dweeb
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>>13412290
>Light violet on white
Are you trying to violate my optic nerves?
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no
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>>13412290
No, bad anon.
I've revoking your unf privileges.
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>>13412297
Sorry, Lilda is the only Gilda ship I can support
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>>13412277
>buying a doll at a carnival
That's only for after you waste enough money to buy two of them trying to win it
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Do you prefer Celestia or Luna in their Alicorn III form?
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>>13412332
This isn't Dragonball
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>>13412313
would you a gryphoness
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>>13412175
>hasn't updated in a month
Fuuuck
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>>13412314
Look, I don't like his fetish either, but you can't just go around striping unf rights from people

that's no good for anyone
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>>13412175
>hating pi

gilda pls
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>asleep in bed
>You wake up to find something crawling under teh covered
>oull uut a golf club to defend
>But you pull oceers to reveal sleeping pont
>they are nuzzled up on you, maing light kisses and hugging you while asleep

What do you do>
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>>13412325
>Not being able to shoot out the star.

You will never win your girl a teddy bear at that rate!
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>>13412325
You are a good anon for doing this for her.
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>>13412356
Wonder why I own a golf club.
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>>13412314
but
but my fetish
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>>13412356
Roll for initiative
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>>13412343
actually you're wrong
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>>13412356
Wake up
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>>13412364
Godammit I just had the carpet cleaned.
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Which pony listens to post-hardcore?
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If that Vore anon is here sorry I haven't done that request yet. I've been really busy this weekend.
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>>13412367
because in this reality you golf casually
try to keep up
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>>13412233
It would be nice to talk. Your 'socialization time' had gone on as scheduled but half of all of it was others' travel plans. They didn't seem to catch on that hearing about better places was diverting but only made you hate the "apartment" even more.

You pressed the small button by the window, blinking away the privacy screen. Peach waved, "Just checking in. Just us guys now."

You had to laugh. Peach had always been the least formal of the group. He was the unofficial liaison to the strange "guest" at the research facility. The one to find himself somehow always adjacent to the lab on blood drawing days. The one always willing to share something fun from the news. The one who found a Friday night "free" to share a pizza a month back and mull a breakup.

The orange stallion waggled two blonde eyebrows as he lifted a beer in either hand, clinking. "I heard they put you on no-booze until tomorrow. It's 10, so you might want to drink up."

You positively snorted. Today was a day-drink day.

Your bottle rocks gently in the tray after he slides it through. Before you can so much as twist you see Peach's is half empty.

You lift the pale ale to your lips and look sidelong into the observation room. He was really the only one there. This wasn't unheard of, but surely someone would be eager to "check in" every fifteen minutes today.

Your friend - that sounds right - is smiling a little wanly.

Do you say anything or let Peach get around to it?
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>>13412356

Give her the
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>>13412349
wait what?
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>>13412390
* hand, HOOF, FUCK
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>>13412382
draw growth instead
or don't if you don't want too, I'm just some guy you don't even know
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>>13412385
I don't know if I want to live in a world where I gold casually.
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>>13412360
>>13412344
>>13412297
>>13412313
You know what would be great? If there is more female griffons in the show. Some might even act similarly to one of the 6mane.
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>>13412395
The tumblr hasn't updated in a month.
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>>13412365
It's weird that there hasn't been an actual pony dating sim yet.
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>>13412418
link to tumblr?
I didn't know there was more
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>>13412419
I know right?
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>>13412404
Too tired, time for sleep now.
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http://askbuttonsmom.tumblr.com/post/59257996323/anon-donator-asked-hey-miss-buttons-mom-i

My boner will pierce the heavens.
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>>13412430
okay, never mind!
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>>13412419
It's not that weird, people are just really lazy
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>>13412413
>female griffons
>not male
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>>13412390
"You okay with all this? 'Cause I'll be honest, I still feel like there's a third option I didn't see in time."
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>>13412430
Goodnight!
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>>13412443
With all the stuff this fandom pumps out you'd expect it to have happened by now.
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>>13412445
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>>13412462
There's also the fact that you could put hundreds of hours into something like that just to get a C&D from hasbro
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>>13412455
Goodnight Princess!
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>>13412462
There are at least two failed ones I can think of.
though in this case "failed" hardly means "getting past the ideas phase"
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>>13412475
Long as you're not trying to make money and you distribute through torrent there's really nothing they can do.
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>>13412421
http://askradicalgilda.tumblr.com/
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>>13412475
that's why you stay quiet about it until it's ready for release
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>>13412493
>Bronies.
>Keeping shit on the low down.
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>>13412492
oh man this is excellent
thank you kindly
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>>13412477
>not going to bed with her
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>>13412493
The issue is that if you don't promote it, you don't get enough people to reach completion.
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>>13412504
I enjoy the way she has tits.
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All my favorite pony ask tumblrs are either dead or dying and that pisses me off and makes me sad.
No more Stone Trixie. No more BipoRarity. Princess Axtaxia barely updates anymore and might as well be dead.
The only one I'm following that updates regularly is Glittershell and it's not even good, it just appeals (badly) to one of my fetishes.

I hate this. Why does no one do things for my entertainment and mine alone?
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>>13412493
>b-but if i don't let everyone know how are they gonna suck my dick all the way up to the shitty release (cease and desist)?
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>>13412504
Yeah. No.
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>>13412504
Still hasn't updated in forever but I'm hoping
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>>13412521
http://luna-afterdark.tumblr.com/
you cant go wrong with some night princess
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>>13412537
I like this.
Thanks, anon.
This will eventually stop updating and we will both be sad and/or upset
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>>13412446
"Are you okay with all this? I still wonder if there's a third option I didn't see in time."

He sucks a little hard, rolling the beer over his lips. Peach seemed to be relishing the bitter taste, "Well that's a fine thing to say after signing your life away-"

He casts you a sheepish look, "I mean figuratively."

One of his ears is cocked down. He seems to be genuine. You just pull at your beer. You're caught up in the waiting and already "over it." It's a strange feeling.

He just cocks his bottle this way and that before sighing and speaking in a gravel. "There's really no other way. I could tell you all the specifics but basically your brain works like an antenna. A BIG antenna. We don't have anything strong enough in telekill to shield you to safe levels. Even if we made some kind of helmet the signal is almost unabated through your eyes, down your neck - we're pretty sure your bones somehow refract it. Same result."

You huff just a little. That explains the gyroscopic testing chamber on the first month. "Well that's news to me."

"I didn't - WE didn't want to get your hopes up, Anon. We thought we could just give you a helmet or an amulet but nothing works. What tagged along with you just gets leaked everywhere. The less we told you about the research the less you'd think something's 'just around the corner" -- or, you know, NEVER."

He guzzles the rest of his beer.

This was heavy news, but something you'd always suspected. Something else is bothering him. Deeply.

It may be best if you take a stab at a guess. What is it?
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>>13412592
...fine
what is it, guy
what's bugging you?
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>>13412356
Check for traps
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>>13412439
The voice alone is pretty hot
But the rest is just retarded
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>>13412620
you detect that the girly little pony that's snuggling you is, in fact, a stallion
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>>13412620
>looking for crossdressing males
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>>13412592
"Peach, whatever's bothering you, please just say it. You deserve that much, and regardless of whatever effect I have on your species? I care." Polish off the beer he slipped me. "I got a funny way of showing it sometimes, I admit, but I care."
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>>13411664
http://mlpg.co/art/res/24.html
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>"the wonderbolts"
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human
on
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>>13412695
What about them?
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>>13412695
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>>13412695
only eggheads wear glasses like that
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>>13412695
i'll bolt your wonder

uh
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>>13412695
Synthpop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f_olfZTbMo
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>"wonderbolt?"
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>>13412736
Vidyagaem remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5-Rxe7BL7M
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>>13412745
>video game OST remixes
>Techno
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>>13412754
shh, shh
it's okay
have this instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE
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>>13412754
>video game OST remixes
>implying Path of Borealis isn't awesome
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>>13412765
Go to bed, Dooks.
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>>13412617
>>13412649
"So you can't stop it unless I'm in a big box or you put my brain in a jar. Alright, fine, that's what I figured. I'm a radioactive monster."

The orange stallion raises a hoof to press the mic and correct you, eyebrows quirked in that 'concerned' expression of his. He is, after all, a good friend. You wag a finger angrily. The hoof retreats.

"You're good people, you treat me right, but people die if I just go free. I saw that. I LIVED that." Peaches shudders, but you bluster on, "This is it. THIS is the only real way for me to leave here before I'm old and gray. I'm past it, why aren't you?"

Opens and closes his mouth but words seem to fail. This was clearly not the act of contrition he expected to make today.

You relish the fine wash of hops down your throat and enjoy his reaction more than you probably should. You finish the beer completely before dropping the boom.

"So what's with the doe eyes? What's bugging you, guy? It can't be 'everything'."

Peaches throws the bottle to the dust bin, and fixes you with the strangest expression. He passes his hooves over one another in something like thumb-twiddling.

"There's no established mortality rate across humanoid 'morphologies' because you're a human male."

You roll your eyes, "Yes, wonders never cease! Equestrians don't know how humans work!"

He goes on, "The only attempted procedure was on a juvenile human girl."

You stare. There's a pit in your stomach the beer hasn't squelched.
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>>13412745
Vidyagaem?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EubyfsiWQQ
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>>13412777
>dooks
No, Dash. I'm anon. A-non.
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>>13412783
Well, that raises two questions

One: Why don't you just make me a pony first

Two: Where the hell did you get a little girl
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>>13412783
>You roll your eyes, "Yes, wonders never cease! Equestrians don't know how humans work!"
#sassfactor5
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>>13412783
What the fuck. Where the hell did this come from.
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>>13412783
Well. That's a bit of info I would've liked to have a bit earlier than the endgame. No sense getting mad about it now, though. Upset, sure. But not mad. "How juvenile? And how did she get here?"
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>>13412784
you're shitting me
I always hated that sound bit of the new mario soundtracks
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>>13412793
You guys all look the same to me.

And if you nerds are going to post video game OST at least post some good ones from good games
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjKlZEYyWPY
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Apples~
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>>13412817
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVnoyZ0gvzE
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>>13412824
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>>13412817
How about some fuckin' zelda in here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU75uz0b8EU
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>>13412817
http://youtu.be/lvy5XxqNS10
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>>13412833
Holy fuck this is an awesome remix. Do they have more classic stuff like this in FF14?
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>>13412817
http://youtu.be/9aGira5UNV4
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>>13412833
That was actually really enjoyable. Can't say I was expecting that out of a final fantasy game, especially one that's an MMO.
Have some more Gitaroo man in return
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhEt5WxCbM

>>13412843
>Zelda
>Dubstep remix
C-
Apple-ly yourself

>>13412858
>>13412871
You two are cool.
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>video game music
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>>13412889
get a load of this hipster
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>>13412868
Not yet. Im betting there will be a ton more when they start putting in other FF characters and such. Lightning is confirmed and people think Cloud/Zell/Some chick from Kingdom hearts will show up so who knows but some of the music uses popular FF themes such as

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RgcDH2cgJU
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>>13412891
Have this then. It's not vidya gaem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNKu3-FdZdA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq2urVqVhLs
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>>13412891
I only listen to real adult music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU
Drop it like it's uncomfortably warm, bra!
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>>13412891
>not video game music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPJV5il9hvs
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>>13412504
>that feather earring

didn't know Gilda was a Redman
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>>13412900
Dubstep remixes are awful. And this is coming from someone that likes Dubstep.

>>13412891
Have some Japanese Math Rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YLwYSqielo
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>>13412923
no
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>>13412889
>you two
>i just thought oh another song after i posted
>thought i could get away with it
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>>13412923
Of course. I'd even love bughorse for simply being bughorse as well.
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Are we vydia music right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlF0-Qs2xkI
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>>13412931
You're awful.

Have some non remixed dubstep then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh5JEOcsLZA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yzQBh5in0
>I'm mad that Sherclop Ponies still has their shit on Youtube.
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>>13412935
Even if she smelled like
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>vidya gaem music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_v5Kw7vK04
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>>13412923
Bugs fucking nauseate me, spiders especially are terminated with extreme prejudice upon sight in my apartment. I pull all my furniture out and dust all the light recesses and corners of the ceiling weekly. Bugs can live outside, that's fine with me, but them moment they set foot on my territory, they're dead.
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>>13412935
careful, give her too much love too quickly and she might grow back disproportionately
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>>13412965
I love spiders. I like finding webs out in the forest and feeding them flying insects I catch.
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>>13412923
>that watermark
I can't stop only looking at that
It's so distracting
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>13412950
>16 minutes
I'm not gonna watch all that shit yo
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>>13412966
>the real Derpy is actually in there somewhere
>>
>CelestiaQuest is truly over
>after all those months of trying to stay alive while also courting Celestia we finally got what we were aiming for
>there will be no more joking around with her, no more telling her fairy tales, no more trying to avoid Lunas displeasedness
Please hold me, Anon...
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>>13412980
>tfw actually liking this song
>feel compelled to listen to it everytime
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>>13412966
You say it likes its a bad thing.
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>>13412966
Don't be ridiculous, anon. I'd give her all the love she needs.
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>>13412980
six years fucking later
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>>13412980
vidyae'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ8xce9HtD8
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>>13412976
I grow sundews and pitcher plants to help thin out the fruit fly population. I get all these little fly things because I drink a lot of beer and I'm too lazy to throw the cans away. I clean everything up within a day or two now, but I've got these little flies that are always buzzing around that I can't get rid of.
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>>13412987
BUT HOW DO WE TELL HER APART?
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>>13412989
We got the best end. It's okay to cry.
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>>13412948
No, YOU'RE awful
YOUR TASTE IS AWFUL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGID6HG_uA
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>>13413006
Hold up a muffin.
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>>13413003
I do it to spite all the little flying bloodsuckers that infest the area.
Seriously, fuck mosquitoes, fuck gnats.
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I'm not bothering to click all of your awful links so I don't know if this has been posted yet or not

but if it hasn't then shame on all of you for skipping the best pony fansong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
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>>13412808
>>13412810
>>13412801
You don't even yell it. It just sort wheezes out in total confusion, "What the FUCK?"

"Anon, I-"

"I'm not the only one?!"

He makes no answer. He seems to be staring intently at the desk in the little dark room.

You lean forward and rap your knuckles against the glass. "Tell me! Am I the only one?"

The microphones here have never been good, but the strop in his throat is clear. "You are now."

You sink boneless into the chair. You stare past the letter on your desk.

There's at least a half-minute's silence. you hear "I - I couldn't say anything, Anon. We're all under Official Secrets Acts. YOU fell down in the middle of a barnyard dance! She just fell in some podunk town. They assumed she was an albino Diamond Dog at first."

"How old was she?" comes out flat.

"Six and a half."

You run your fingers through your hair. "How long ago was this?"

"Four years ago. No dedicated labs. It was just a part of the University with some good Faradaisy cages for medical privacy reasons. No mics, a cot, some toys."

It dawns on you. "You were there."

Peaches flexes his lip a little oddly. "Yeah."

What do you do?
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>>13413006
>they perfectly copied her ass
>they all sit on you
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>>13413019
This shit still gets me every time
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>>13413011
FUCK WHY DID I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS!?

NOW THE SUSPENSE IS RUINED!
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>>13413006
GROPE THEIR ASSES
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>>13413025
>Faradaisy
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>>13413019
>wanted to post COOOOOOLA POOOONY
>it's not up anymore
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>>13412978
I was going to try to remove it, but my fist inexplicably punched my face.
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>>13413018
I make my own insect repellent out of Eucalyptus oil, lemongrass oil, peppermint oil, and cinnamon oil to keep bugs from getting in. They hate it, if you spray it directly on them they start convulsing and twitching.
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>>13413019
AAAAAAA DAUGHTER OF A FARMING MAN, A LASS WITH RAVEN LOCKS
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>>13413011
It always makes me sad when great things have to come to an end
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>>13413013
NO, YOU'RE AWFUL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaxBEU0HU18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IHUBnKEA0I
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>>13413002
Holy shit
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>>13413045
Good
stop hitting yourself
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>>13413039
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>>13413065
Stop spamming these link, Dook.
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>>13413025
Four years is a long time. I can't find it in myself to be mad at him. "Was she treated well? With dignity? Respect?"
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>>13413057
And that's okay. Go ahead, let it out if you need to. It'll feel better.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w
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>>13413084
I want to fuck the Guardian.
>>
You will never have your own brother.
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>>13413084
>Go ahead, let it out if you need to. It'll feel better.
No, not really.
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>>13413115
Why would I want that. Can I have a pony instead?
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>>13413068
>Being happy because a retarded watermark did not get removed.

Please, it's a over the top retarded furry watermark.
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>>13413103
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>>13413039
>Reading the spoilered response to someone who is talking in spoilers about the ending of thing you haven't read yet
You have no-one to blame but yourself
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>>13413115
I was going to feel, but then I remembered that I had two brothers.
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>>13413125
No I was just happy that anon hit himself
It was funny
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>>13413115
u wot
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>>13413115
I already have one
He's 14 and taller than me already
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>>13413115
Isn't that a good thing?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPaLaKygHBo
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>>13413103
I want to fuck Chronicle
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>>13413126
She needs it more than anything.

Tell yourself I am wrong.
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>>13413150
You wouldnt be able to watch them sleeping.
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>Applejack will never be your brother.
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>>13413157
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>>13413157
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN78AExnJsY
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>tfw no qt pone to keep your bed warm
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>>13413115
oppai loli Sweetie pls
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>>13413180
>You will never beat pony for not keeping the bed warm enough
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>>13413084
>tfw you were always looking forward to the quest because it let you at least for a few hours per week escape your shitty life and pretend that you are happy
>now its over
;_;
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>>13413180
I want a huge pone
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>>13413171
who gave you my ring tone?!
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>>13413156
Are you the guy I saw posting about submitting to Chronicle the other night?
Because there's only one way that would go.
Open yourself
Submit and be consumed
http://mlpg.co/qt/src/1357429896497.png
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>>13413192
Play another quest. Or better yet, run one.
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>>13413192
You can always re-read it, anon.
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>>13413190
>You want a hot bed?
>I'll give you a hot bed
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>>13413190
You are undeserving of pone. Pone will be taken far away from you to keep her safe and to give her a loving home.
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>>13413158
Why would you watch your brother sleeping?
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>>13413166
Think about it man.
You use your divining rod to help her balance the world.
In her vagina made of fire.
You solve crimes and shit bu pumping her with your hot molten love.
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>>13413198
maybe

yes
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>>13413212
What? I said I'd never do it.
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>>13413207
>Spitfire drops an Nvidia card on your bed.
>House is on fire by the time you come home.
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butts
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>>13413076
You blow long and deep through your nose. "Did you treat her like you treat me? Well? Dignity, respect, all that?"

Peaches gives half a pause, "We loved Megan. The child psychologists would play, we'd bring in cookies from home. She'd do us up in Crayon and insist we take it home -"

The mic cuts off. You see Peaches attempting to dab away snotty tears with one fetlock. It's messy work. It's so eerie to see it without hearing it. He hits the mic with another hoof. "Sorry."

You simply nod and wait. He smiles a little blearily, "She called us her little ponies. Some "little" girl! Almost four feet! Who'd have thought."

A strange tightness is forming in your chest. You opt for the water this time. Peaches keeps going, "Everything was fine. Nearly cleared to leave. Cheerful, healthy, on track for her age -- well, we thought."

Water fills the clear cup by the pitcher. The knot is still growing.

"Then we had a party to celebrate. Fiddle tapped a keg, the PhD's brought another. Megan got juice, put to bed around eight. Some of the lab assistants camped out in the conference room. Too drunk to get home."

You close your eyes and simply lean your forehead into the cool wall, propped like a ladder. The water tastes good but your throat is already hot and sick.

The knot is now a lurch. A hunch.

What do you want to do? Anything is possible.
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>>13413207
I don't want my bed to be on fire
Unless something something lewd I don't know
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>>13413212
>wake up one morning
>Aj walks in to the room with your shirt on
>"Mornin'"
>You still have her hat on from last night
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>>13413222
There are things wrong with you, anon. Seek help.
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>>13413241
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>>13413234
>whap pony on the nose with a newspaper
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>>13413242
it just looks so cozy
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>>13413239
>She called us her little ponies.
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I don't want to go to sleep because that means my day is over with and I didn't do anything productive.
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>>13413239
"I know that what I'm about to ask is gonna hurt, but..." No sense in backing out now. Have to know, for completeness' sake. Can't bear to look at anything but the cup of water, though it's starting to blur.

"How did she die?"
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>>13413277
Draw a pony or greentext a cute pony. Your call.
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>>13413277
how many times have you masturbated today

there's probably time to add one more to that count
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>>13413277
I haven't done anything productive in almost two years
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>>13413304
>greentext a cute pony
>not greentexting a lewd pony
total_faggot.png
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>>13413316
Give me a fetish.
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>>13413324
tits
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>>13413330
chubby
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>>13413324
Something cute.
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>>13413324
growth/size difference and frotting
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i finished

yata

anyone up for whose line now
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>>13413330
A real fetish.
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>>13413330
>tits
>ponies
Nigga you gay
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>>13413324
Loving consensual sex in the missionary position.
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>>13413324
Weight gain
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>>13413339
Love that shading.
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>>13413339
That cute. Reminds me of that artist in the 70s, I think.
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>>13413339
Nice shading.
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>>13413324
Rule 63 Celestia.
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>>13413339
Yatta has two Ts.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta
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>>13413324
German fart porn.
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>>13413342
>my love of tits isn't real
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>>13413339
>Bonbon
>"God dammit Anon stop staring at my ass I'm trying to get a photo taken here."
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>>13413355
andy warhol i believe is who you mean

but yeah how about that stram

http://strawpoll.me/405967
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>>13413402
will it be the new who's line, or the old one with drew carey or the super old english one?
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>>13413402
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJg1NNyke2E
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>>13413300
"I know that what I'm about to ask is gonna hurt, but..." you interrupt. You try to focus on the cup. Another dizzy spell is coming on and this is the only thing keeping you upright. Thank god you can lean on a wall.

"How did she die?"

A brief pause. You take one sip, and another. The speaker by your ear comes to life with the sound of a nose blowing. "N-not then, if that's what you mean. Fiddle and Stirrup and Lemon, well, we found them full of flatware in the break room and most of Brief Act we found in a p-puddle in the parking lot."

You hold back a dry heave. It tastes like garlic. From his angle Peaches can't quite see you, which is a minor relief. "There was a note, "IT'S THE GIRL, IT'S THE GIRL." when someone pins it up in intestine, well- you pay attention."

You manage to shift your way to the bed to lay down. Everything is going sideways and shaking. Somehow you brave asking "And no one else?"

"It was the best privacy screening at the University. Nothing leaked into the other wings or outside. No one had slept there before, so --"

You just shake your head into the pillow. Of course.

Peaches lets the silence ride. The room has resolved to a boat out on the ocean.

"So, Peaches, Megan -- how did she die?"

The 'waves' rock you less than gently. Of all the times, it had to be now?

"Charitably, you could say it was complications. I think it was me."
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