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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Sun thread before night time.
Praise Celestia, as her quest ends.

Old neon-filled horse
>>13398154
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horses r ghey
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>>13403953
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http://i.imgur.com/7SpsoVx.png

The ass was PERFECTION
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pony in socks is unreasonably sexy
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*wwanders into thread*
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>Sunbuns thread

NO

I CHOOSE CATBUTT
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>>13403973
How's the lighting in the cave?
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You were seen standing next to princess luna innocently. And now everyone thinks you're fucking. How do you react to this?
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>>13403988

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tqtdf9BhQI
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>>13404004
Court Luna.
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>>13403953
>before night time

Go to bed Celestia its too late.
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>>13403988
>Rarity will never indulge you in your anal-sex kink
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Celestia a shit
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>>13404004
Actually fuck luna. That way no one believes me when I say I hit that.
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>>13404004
I check my inventory.
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>>13404004
I let the thought eat away at Luna
I never mention it to her until she goes into heat
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>>13404004
Fuck Luna
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>>13404004

KILLSWITCH: ENGAGE
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>Celestia goes crazy
>Dominates you as a human because you can sexual whenever and stallions only have seasons
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>>13403995
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>>13404040
THE TRIPLE 40'S
THE GODS BE PRAISED
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>>13403988
people should learn the basics before going to fetish material
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>>13404030

xieril pls stop pretending to be Terse
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>>13404040
Cameramen killed: 4
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>>13404004
Lyra pls go
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>>13403988
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Nostalgia
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>>13404040

what in the fuck am I looking at, this isn't operator at all.
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>>13404073
God its about time someone made this gif

Thank you.
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>>13404048
So are you telling me Celestia will give me food and shelter for fuck her?

Awesome
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Fluttershy invites you to her house.
Upon entering, you see a bucket of paint, a blank canvas, and a nervous Fluttershy.
She turns and puts her face down, raising her ass toward you.
She wants you to paint her ass so she can make "art"
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>>13404065
>pretending to be someone I don't care about
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>>13404073

>references that are actually well-done

FINALLY
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HEY ANON

YOUR WAIFU IS OKAY
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Hello I never browse these threads tell me what you do here
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Thickety is best Rarity
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>>13404111

You don't mean... YOUR opinions are shit?!
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>>13404115
no, she's alright
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>>13404085

you obviously just don't operate as hard as that guy
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>>13404121
>tfw your entire arm could fit inside of a mare
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>>13404121
dance around ideas and never fulfill them
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>>13404121
How does that help anyone.........how would you get a router in there?
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http://i.imgur.com/ZSbLZFm.jpg
ohyes
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>>13404121

RELEASE

THE ANTS
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>>13404106
Okay
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>>13404115
Well fuck you, you're a fairly cool guy
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>>13404106

Well there's only so much I can do with one color, but I think I can just manage to dump it on Fluttershy's butt and press the canvas against it
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>>13404019
>>13404032
>>13404038
Being an old fashioned mare she shuns and ignores you as best she can until the rumors die down. Your friends think you're disgusting for pushing yourself on that and trying to use a horrible situation to your advantage.

>>13404033
You have 3 pieces of pocket lint, the keys to a Mercedes that didn't make it to equestria with you, and your phone with 6 minutes of batter life left.

>>13404040
You manage to take out 3 guards and two bon bon clones by waving your fists frantically in both helicopter and windmill patterns. Eventually you're subdued, sockem bopper mittens are permanently and magically afixed so that it will never happen again.

>>13404068
You tell lyra to leave the royal court, 15 ponies leave, the current pony count is 23.
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>>13404157
This is exactly what I want to do when I get to Equestria
Mares can go fuck themselves
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>>13404157

>Big Mac bottoming
YEA-
>CBT
it's shit
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>>13404004
Get her to stand with someone else
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>>13404002
Plenty of lamplight.
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>>13404187
You missed one
>I let the thought eat away at Luna
>I never mention it to her until she goes into heat
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>>13404182

>sockem bopper bittens are permanently and magically affixed

BOOP
EVERYTHING
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>"Der hur look at me I'm Anon and I like to complain about how hard my life is without actually doing anything about it."
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>>13404187

My negro
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>>13404182
W-what's wrong with courting? Why does that make me horrible? I just wanted to take her to a nice social club. ;_;
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Any requests?
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>>13404180
She has more paints off to the side. She isn't a retarded pony. She just only got one open before realizing she needed the help.

also, she's wiggling her butt at you.
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>>13404212

At least I exist you big dumb dummy

if you came into existence your body would be ravaged by bacteria and disease
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>>13404212
Look at me I'm a pony!
Cutie mark cutie mark cutie mark fart fart fart pffffffffffffffttttb
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>>13404223
Scootaloo with power tools
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>WAIT, ANON, IF YOU SUCK SO HARD I'M GONNA~
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>>13404182
I use one full action to make an attempt to grapple the nearest pony.
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>>13404227

I still want to paint using Fluttershy's soft buns
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>>13404223
a human couple double cuddling a pony
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>>13404223
Art:
Draw Celestia wearing Leona (League of Legends) Armor.

Write:
tell me a story about Filly Celestia.
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>>13404223
A woodworking pony making a small wooden bust of Applejack.
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NAME ONE COMMON HOUSEHOLD OBJECT THAT I CAN USE TO STIMULATE MY PROSTATE
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>>13404242
>OH ANON, IM CUMMING
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>>13404272
dildo
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>>13404272
My dick is a common household object
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>>13404272

dildo
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>>13404288
Stop that, AppleDan.

She's mine.
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>>13404242
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>>13404272
fingers
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>>13404314
You better not break her heart motherfucker.
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>>13404272

regular prostate stimulation will cause anal leakage when you get older

enjoy that
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>>13404315
>tfw I used to spam that in /v/ all the time
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>>13404272
flashlight
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>>13404322
I won't.

I'm not like you.
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>>13404256
One day, when Celestia was very young, she looked up at the sun. She stared at it knowing it was her destiny. Unfortunately, she stared too long and her eyes burned. She was given treatment and had a full recovery. She learned to never stare at the sun for that long again, or to master total control of the sun and make it bend to her will and her will alone. Scholars aren't sure which lesson was learned that day, and is still under debate. The end.
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>>13404347
nice elitism /)
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>>13404212
Pony that's pretty hurtful, I'm powerless to do anything.
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>>13404324
[citation needed]
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>>13404030
who do you think has the cooler fursona?
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>>13404362
40/10 concept

1/10 execution
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>>13404371

you can have all the citation you need when you're buying diapers at 60
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>>13404202
You move aside and replace her with one of her guards. No reaction. You continue testing it by placing luna next to her sister. Nothing. Finally you shove Fluttershy and Luna together, the room explodes in a fury of outrage, some ponies flinging themselves from the large castle windows while others thank their respective gods for what's happening.

>>13404243
>>13404208
Your efforts to fight the royal guard are seen by the slum-ponies in canterlot. You inspire a rebellion, which lasts all of 20 minutes before Celestia puts it down again. Bad news is you're thrown in a jail off the coast of pony-cuba to live out the rest of your life. Good news, pony jail is essentially a time out corner and works on the honor system.

>>13404221
Luna sees your efforts are actually genuine, and not a weak attempt to become famous by dating royalty. She eventually agrees to one date, you decide to take her to a nightclub where she accidentally buys a shitload of lsd. You wake up 3 weeks later in a Saddle Arabian slum covered in donkeys.
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So are we not observing Stallion Saturday?
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pony has checked the guest list again and pony is afraid that "tall smelly turd-flinger" isn't on the registry
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>>13404070
this is my breaking point. now i have to make a celestia folder.

i have resisted so long but now i am finding myself saving too many pics of her.
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>>13404393

Boop the jail guards whenever they try to deliver food
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>>13404406
It's armor saturday.
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>>13404212
I hate effort. A childhood spent being a natural smartass and never having to really work to get results in most things made me despise anything that DID take patience and dedication, which is why today I'm an adult with no marketable skills.

I am trying to fix this, though. But the time wasted...the things I could be doing now if I'd worked back then...

Feels bad man.
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>>13404406
We should be, but all these gay fags want is mares
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>>13404393
ask donkeys for autographs
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>>13404406
I think there was femanon x colt earlier
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when's BraeburnQuest?
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>>13404393
>You wake up 3 weeks later in a Saddle Arabian slum covered in donkeys.
Is Luna anywhere to be seen?
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>>13404192
the art is shit but the idea is good enough i will save
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>>13404406

because it's Caturday?
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>Anon, I need you to measure my wingspan! Can't find the measuring tape, though, so you'll have to use your hands and guess.
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>>13404439
No but you think you have a crude version of her cutie mark tattooed on your ass. You have to take the donkeys word for it.
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>>13404426
Stallion Saturday involves femanon fucking stallions and/or colts
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>>13404359
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>>13404424
FKING THAT FEEL.
A childhood of being unchallenged is the key to becoming a professional procrastinator that doesn´t like to take efforts.
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>>13404457
>>Anon, I need you to measure my horsecock! Can't find the measuring tape, though, so you'll have to use your hands and guess.
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>>13404457
I'll try my best
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>>13404457
Why not use my penis? I memorized the erect size down to a millimeter.
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>>13404460
But no one is actually doing it.
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>>13404462
Ha! I've never seen that comic, I figured that joke was done before.
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>>13404458
Okay. Are my pants anywhere to be seen?
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>>13404468

Why do you even wear socks, Dash
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>>13404392
So you're making up shit then?

Thanks, all I needed to know
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>>13404424
>Coasted through elementary school
>Dropped out of high school because the work actually required me to learn something.

I miss passing effortlessly because 90% of the classes didn't have anything to do with numbers.
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>>13404491
>never seen one of madmax's oldest comics

w-where have you been flak
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>>13404498
Because socks and stockings add +5 cuteness to pony
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>>13404448
I recognize that uniform...
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>>13404517
wow what a nerd
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>>13404506
I don't know, I don't think I've seen all of Madmax's comics. I should find out when this was made, it might have been before I started watching the show.
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>>13404505
>>coasted through elementary school
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>>13404445
IS IT?!
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>>13404502

Have fun with your stained pants, gramps
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>>13404468
>>13404316
>>13404163
U... unf
Makes me want to continue drawing Dash.
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>>13404415
The guards eventually get fed up of being booped, and "let" you escape. Using alot of rope, and a steep drop off a cliff. You make a final effort to boop the ground before you hit.

>>13404428
The donkeys refuse to sign anything, but point you towards the Equestrian embassy. You turn back when you see your face on wanted posters plastered all across the walls.

>>13404494
A donkey seems to be using it as a hat. They look so happy with it you decide to let them keep it.
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>>13404544
>March 2011

Yep, before my time.
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>>13404569
go back to that frost colt thing you were doing earlier
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>>13404569
Then do it.
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>>13404574
blend in with the locals
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>>13404554
I don't even do that prostate thing, but thanks
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>>13404574
Time to look into why my face is on wanted posters.
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>>13404574

ROLL TO DETERMINE GROUND-HITTING RESULTS
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>>13404569
NO

CONTINUE COLTING
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>>13404569
Big horses with little horses, Lemon. Those Canterlot guards are like, twice her size.
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MLPG,
Favorite contributor?
DOOKS

hard mode not ded
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I could look at this shit all day
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>>13404620
GG
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>>13404569
more femanon x colt first, please
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>>13404620

Metals

>hard mode
Is Corwin considered ded yet? If so, Glitter Glue.
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>>13404620
LK
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>>13404620
hateanon
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beb again
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>>13404620
GR and 2012 SB
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what if apple pony refused her apples?
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>>13404406
>So are we not observing Stallion Saturday?
That was pretty much GG's doing and he's not here.
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>>13404703
It's alright. We Saturday Night.
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>>13404620
she doesn't draw often enough for my tastes but, Rediv.
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>>13404600
Natural 20, your government issued sockem' boppers™ absorb the impact, exploding off your hands and breaking your fall. Before questioning the physics of what just happened you notice an equestrian fishing boat in the distance.You might be able to swim to it before the guards notice you're alive.

>>13404597
>>13404591
You stride pantless through town, trying to keep little anon under control. But being the one human in the world and brazenly slapping every passer by with your junk you get the attention of the guards. You're about to run before you notice they're more concerned for you rather than angry.
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>>13404733
FUCKING APPLE PONY CAN GET STUFFED WITH APPLES
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>>13404733
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>>13404733
she'd be a bad apple pony
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>>13404741
Do the guards know what happened to Luna?
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>>13404741
If they look concerned, then I should probably stop.

How many of them are unicorns?
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>>13404741

Check for sharks in the water

roll for perception
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>>13404424
>did minimal stuff throughout school
>now 27
>my life is mine do to with as I please but I don't want to do anything
>no marketable skills
>always poor
>don't care
>hate myself for it
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>>13404736
I love that picture so much.

I sorta kinda waifu gloomy.
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>someone edited this
oh wow
http://derpiboo.ru/421861
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>>13404736
I'd that Gloomy
nonsexually and otherwise
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What would a Human Raisin Quest be like?

I'm thinking it would take place inside United Airlines Flight 93.
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>>13404771
i just turned 24 today and i'm heading that way too.
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You guys remember that time stop story I was fiddling with the other day? I've decided to try to make something of it. Bit of a questy thing. I dunno. I'm just gonna write stuff.

And so it begins. A tale of insight, perception, intimid-- no, those are D&D skills..

ahem

A tale of Mystery, Adventure, and whatever the fuck else happens.
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>>13404799
DON'T WAIT FOR LIFE
LIVE IT NOW
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>>13404736
I'm okay with this image.
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>>13404736
>niggers
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>>13404736
>that thin small dock

disgusting
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>>13404778
I waifu'd her first.
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It ain't gonna rub itself, anon!
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>>13404736
>post-coitus
>tfw Marker Pony will never be sacred again and now people only care about her for the porn
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>>13404800
get ye flask
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>>13404816
why?
i can't keep up and will drop out of college soon.
i tried and failed. i'll try to salvage as much as i can and will kill myself once i have nowhere left to run.
this is as close to living a life as i'll ever get it
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>>13404865
Alright jeeze, i'll rub your belly.

Just don't try to eat me, Ribbon.
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>>13404883
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>>13404865
C'mere you.
>puni~
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>>13404883
>abloobloobloo
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>>13404901

It's not bait just because someone liked Marker before she became lewd.

I used to like her being a pure maiden.
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>>13404757
>>13404764
Apparently you and Luna "declared war" on Saddle Arabia. Normally this would have started a major diplomatic incident but your war consisted of declaring all the booze yours and rubbing your naked bodies against anything that would hold still long enough, then declaring that it was the most amazing thing ever. Luna was subdued by a squad using a tactical deployment of glow sticks and dubstep. They'd lost you for the better part of a week. When they ship you back to Canterlot you get a stern talking to from Celestia, Luna who's cutie mark has been shaved off on one side and magically grafted to your butt just stares blankly into the distance.

>>13404768
Roll: 3
Water looks great! After out swimming several large and apparently carnivorous trout you scramble up the anchor and on to the fishing boat. The ponies on board are yelling at you in some crazy language and trying to shoo you back down.
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>>13404942

Roundhouse kick ponies into now shark-infested waters
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>>13404942
touch cutie mark

blink

wave hand in front of luna's face
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>>13404920
You can't control what other people want.
There's always going to be someone who likes to for-sexual a pony.
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Welp, here goes nothing.

You're sitting in your room. Alone as usual. A half-eaten Hungry Man dinner sits on the desk, shoved out of the way of your mouse. You casually browse yet another thread on /mlp/, scrolling through all the images and looking for the good ones to save to your folder.

While browsing, you hear a faint sizzle, followed by a pop. You look around, but don't notice anything out of the ordinary.
As you continue to scroll away, your mouse wheel seems to stop working. The page doesn't continue on. Frozen on a picture of Derpy kissing Rainbow Dash. You hear a louder pop followed by a continuous high pitched whine. Oh god.

Your hard drive must be failing. The air smells faintly like ozone. You scramble to turn off your computer, but holding the button down doesn't seem to do anything. Nothing is working. You can't even turn off the monitor. You rush to unplug your machine before it gets toasted, but to your astonishment the screen stays just like it is. You're frantic now, but as you bang away at your tower, you notice that it seems illuminated by a soft purple light, as if a small lamp were turned on in your room. You turn your head to find the source, just in time to see a glowing ball of light suddenly flash outward, growing in size and intensity with a louder POP.

You shield your eyes with your arm. You can't see much, but you hear something coming from that direction. Sounds like someone coughing. A girl, maybe. Young, definitely. Not a smoker's cough. As the light fades and the dust clears, you get a view of what's in front of you. Your jaw drops and your eyes widen. You're speechless.

It's Twilight Sparkle.

(More to come, questy bit to follow soon maybe)
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why are we so beb suddenly
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>>13404990

Exactly the reason you shouldn't call someone disliking her being lewd a troll.
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>>13404942
Huh. Sounds like fun, even if I don't remember any of it. Time to apologize profusely and begin researching a way to return Luna's cutie mark.
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>>13404999
verbose

save

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>>13404999
For a minute, I thought she was gonna take over the computer

That would have been far more interesting
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( >>13398724 )
https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1378594302122.png
( >>13401906 )

Can someone even explain to me what's going on here? Why does this colt look uncomfortable? Is something bad happening?
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>>13405010
Oh, that was some other guy.
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>>13405027
femanon is making him feel real good
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>>13405027
Molestation.
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>>13405028

I figured.
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>>13405007
its saturday night you nerd. most normal people are out living life right now.
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>>13404897
I've tried suicide several times. The last time I realized something as I held my gun. Right before I do it, I feel peace. It's because all responsibility is gone. I don't HAVE to live. I don't HAVE to do anything. If I can choose to have no responsibility, then that means that everything about my life is my choice. Including how I feel about everything. So yes, you can kill yourself, that is an option. But I stopped wanting to because I control myself. Shit happens, oh well, I'll die later.
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>>13405054
i spent half the day working. I'm now watching It's Always Sunny.

I wonder what it would take to motivate the composer on MLP to slip in a soundalike of the It's Always Sunny theme at one point.
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>>13405050
Still, you shouldn't get so worked up about ponies you can't change.
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>>13405087

I'm not getting worked up at all, I'm just saying it's okay for people to have different opinions.

I even like lewd Marker, CropTool changed my opinion on that.
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all according to keikaku
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>>13405021
isn't that the point of writing? I thought that's what differentiates it from just everyday conversation.
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>>13405038
>>13405044
But that doesn't make sense! Everyone knows colts like to be molested by femanons. Something doesn't fit.
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>>13405125
It's a joke about interactive fiction games. Verbose means to always put use full desciptions, save is for saving the game, and i checks the inventory.
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>>13404964
You lift your leg into the air to deliver a fierce taste of your Official Mighty Morphin Power rangers Karate Club training, then immediately slip on the wet deck. Your head cracks against the wood hard and you pass out. You wake up to the sound of tires screeching in front of an equestrian hospital with a note taped to your face asking the staff to fix you.

>>13404987
>>13405017
You apologize profusely to Celestia, then the same to Luna with no response. You wave your hand in front of her head a few times, she just keeps staring right through you. You ask Celestia if she can fix her cutie mark, she nods and a servant brings out a large steaming jug asking you to lie down. After what was likely the most painful and only Brazilian was you've ever got she magically slaps the hair back onto Luna's flank, eliciting a yelp.
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The new villain's true form is so horrific the animators decided to represent him as a bowl of corn soup to prevent nightmares in small children.
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>>13405022
GET BACK TO WORK!
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>>13405076
i can already see the end, but i can still kill myself later. i don't really want to live anymore, but i'll wait until i can no longer afford food or get evicted. at that point living is no longer worth the trouble.
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>>13405168
I can't wait for season 4 to include a devillainization of her like with Discord.
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>>13405162
cry bitter tears
say how happy you are that luna is back
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>>13405162

boop the hospital staff as they try to hook me up to medical shit
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>>13405189
I just hope they don't give her a shitty recolor after, like she gets dipped in hot water and turns from black to pink.
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>>13405162
Is Luna okay? I don't want to be the one to blame for breaking one of the Princesses.
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>>13405205
...and suddenly sprouts a massive layer of fur?
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>>13405205
Well, I think she can't do much if they boil him like a crab.
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>>13404999
rub eyes
blink
check you've not overdosed on anything
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FUCK MY BUTT
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all of the amazon celestia talk recently has given me the fetish for giant girls.

anyone know of any porn stars who are really tall so i can pretend its her
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>>13405165

are you high
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>>13404999
Pinch self to check if I'm dreaming.
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>>13405278
>13 inch dick
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>>13405278
Veronica Zemanova is nice. She's not huge, but definitely a lot taller and more built than your average porn star.
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>>13405189
>>13405205
They better not fucking redeem bughorse, especially not after the comic arc.
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>rub my teats Anon
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>>13405198
>>13405232

You ask Luna if she's alright, she manages the smallest of nods. Celestia smiles as you give Luna the best bear hug you can muster, then stand next to her beaming and apologizing for what happened. She's looking back at you in horror. That's when you realize that everyone else in court is watching both of you.
Standing right next to eachother.
You're banished to the moon.

>>13405203
After the 50th boop the hospital staff assumes the damage is worse than they feared. You're restrained and shipped off to ponyville's mental ward, where you spend the rest of your days booping at every possible occasion.
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>>13405278

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/amber-lifts-and-carries-man-to-orgasm-2190985.html

don't judge me
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>>13405278
>that mons
well hello there boner
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>>13405321
Sigh.

Look around for a moon slug.
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>>13405304
>Height. 5' 5¾
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>>13405321

I didn't know pony medical care was so terrible.

>commit suicide
and try again
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>>13405278
Wow, that's a small Celestia.
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>>13405321
>You're banished to the moon.
Well fuck. Let's hope they remembered that humans don't live for thousands of years.

HA HA, TIME FOR REGOLITH ANGELS.
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>>13405312
Nope, it's gonna happen. Discord is Celestia's new mage. Chrysalis will bring her army.
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>>13405169
It's your life so you can do whatever you want. Suicide is always an option, I just got bored with it. If you want to just feel sorry for yourself and punish yourself and then end it on a pitiful note, it isn't going to make me sad. What I did is see how big life is and to think that I know enough to come to the conclusion that it isn't worth it is just an excuse to never try and never suffer. So I picked something that was more important than suffering and I'm going toward that. If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. I'm going to die anyway so there is nothing to lose and everything to gain. If I die and there is nothing past death then I might as well not worry about it because there's nothing I can do.
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>>13405356
>>13405350
>>13405342
That's it, you're either banished to the moon or have an incurable case of the boops. I'll do a quest later if you guys actually want it.
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>>13405336
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit this is perfect
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>>13405348
...okay, never mind. She LOOKS taller without a point of comparison.

Maybe that's why she always looks so thick, as well...

GODDAMMIT
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>>13405169
>i can already see the end

THEN WIN HER HEART
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>>13405378
if you look up "muscular girl" and shit like that, she has a few videos you can find for free.
they're all really hot in my opinion
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>>13405336
I'm going to judge you.
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>>13405278
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>>13405312
What if they made a four part story arch, that gives us the Changeling backstory, that also explains the disappearance of Flutter Ponies?
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>>13405414

Don't do it man
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>>13405368
CLEARLY THE FINAL OPTION

BOOP THE MOON
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>>13405406
thanks SB
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>>13405423
>Flutter ponies are what changelings turn into
no sir, I don't like it.
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>>13405435
I'm not SB, but you're very welcome.
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>>13405421
The fact that that's real makes me want to wish harm upon him.
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>>13404999
Twilight takes a moment to gain her bearings. She looks around your room, her curious eyes taking everything in while she collects herself. Her horn was still glowing with magical exertion. A pretty big spell was still being cast.

The show. This creature in front of you was from the show you love to watch so much. You open your mouth to speak, but you can't get any words out. You're fumbling with your chair and headphones, trying to figure out what to do with yourself. Twilight seems to have finally noticed you. "There you are!" She calls out to you. Her voice seems tense. She takes a step forward, and you can hear the sound her hooves make on your slightly dingy carpet.

This is real.

Your mouth is stuck wide open. You attempt to respond to Twilight, but all that comes out is a gargled scream. You're screaming like a little girl. What the fuck is wrong with you. Twilight stops walking toward you and looks uneasily at the ground between you. "Are.. you alright? I need to tell you som--"

You interrupt her with another unprovoked squeal of terror. God, you're being so mature about this. You inhale deeply, obviously hyperventilating.You just keep staring at this colorful pony. She's staring back at you now. There isn't a noise to be heard aside from the faint humming from Twilight's horn. After a long, awkward silence, she tries again.

"I need to tell you something important. Please, hear me out. There isn't a whole lot of time. Well.." she pauses, her gaze flicking around. Your eyes follow hers. You only just now notice your ceiling fan has stopped moving. So has your desk fan. The air feels really heavy and still. Twilight continues. "..I mean, I kind of stopped time for us here. But that will only last a short while. As soon as the spell ends, I'll have to go back." She takes another step towards you. You hear that soft sound again, a hoof upon carpet.
(Gah, this is longer than I thought. I promise, questy part is soon!)
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>>13405361
my attempt at life has failed.
my very best still wasn't enough.
i'll hold the fort until it falls and then i'll take the coward's way.
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Guys
Guys seriously
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJMqGHofdec

WE ARE DOING THIS MOTHERFUCKER
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>>13405453
>Bug like
>Not expecting flutterponies
Please anon.
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>>13405467
Demand an explanation
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>>13405423
I'm content with changelings being just another wierd species from the Everfree, like timberwolves or cockatrices.

Also what the hell is a 'flutter pony'
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>>13405480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N1KIO2ttow

superior
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>You will never rule Equestria with an iron fist
>You will never have ponies bow before you when you walk around
>You will never offered young fillies to be in your marem just so their families can afford something other than muddy grass to eat.
>You will never have a magically powered mechanical hand that can use all the powers of EoH
>You will never have Celestia pull your cart and walk like a Chicago walking horse
>You will never forcefully have the nightmare force return to Luna
>You will never go into the depths of Tartarus, get a bunch of random exiles to help you in your quest
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>>13405515
>You will never rule Equest-
nope
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>>13405510
That show is so mercilessly violent, it's my favorite
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>>13405508

>not knowing flutterponies

enjoy your smooze anon
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>>13405480
I laughed so hard when I actually found the Power Armor
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>>13405467
Well, uh, what's so important you had to shatter the walls between worlds and stop time to tell me? I won't laugh, I promise.
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>>13405434
LET'S DO THIS
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>>13405533
That game has far exceeded GTA for likeable experiences
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>>13405529

I liked S1

Something about the later seasons changed and it puts me off so much I can't enjoy the show anymore. I hate it because S1 was amazing.
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>>13405515
>implying I want to be in charge
That means I'm responsible for all the little shits and fixing problems
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Did we went back in time back to 2012 again?
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>>13405569
Your not suppose to, your not a prince or a king, you're an "evil" dictator.

All you need to do is keep your soldiers and supporters pleased, anything outside of that should be able to fix itself.
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nyx, please, you had your time
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>>13405476
Then try again. Fall down seven, stand up eight. The only person who cares that you failed is you, so you are the person to blame here. Don't romanticize your self-pity. Right now you are lying to yourself. If you think it's because all you will ever be is shit then change your standards. It isn't because "I'm a failure" it's because "I didn't get what I wanted". You had a fantasy and now it's gone and you can't deal. Reality is showing itself to you and all you can do is whine about you not getting your fantasy. If your fantasy is so much more important than living that killing yourself is the only way to preserve it, then you are a slave. You have a choice.
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>>13405612
>asknyxnow will never update again
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>>13405605
Can't rule if everything is actually falling to shit.

I still need to keep shit moving in an orderly fashion
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>>13405424
I am judging you so hard right now.
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>>13405556
I'm sort of glad it's petered out?
Not glad to see a show with free and colorful animation stop regular releases lately
But certainly "The Warden is imbalanced XXDDcccc" should not be the standby formula every week
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>>13405630

don't push me man, I'm close to the edge

i'm trying not to lose my head
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Slight delay to tonight's BraeburnQuest session, but we are questing tonight.
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am i in the right thread
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>>13405619
i worked my ass off for being barely able to cover my living costs?
i'm tired of it all.
i have tried. hard.
but it wasn't enough.
all my life was a fight for everything and this is all i have to show for it.
i will not stand up this time.
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>Nyx spam

nostalgia
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>>13405677
We're under spam at the moment

wanna hats?
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>>13405684
>tfw Mane is ded
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>>13405677
Yeah, though I'm getting a little pissy about the image dump now
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>>13405684
>"hey son, how did you spend your saturday night?"
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>>13405467
You don't respond right away. Twilight takes your silence to mean that you're listening, so she takes a few more steps towards you, until she is within arm's length. She reaches out and touches her hoof to you. "Anon. I have to present you with a choice. Listen very carefully." She sighs, and her face looks tired. Her body droops, just a little, but you notice it. The spell she is casting must be taking it's toll already.

"I have the power, right now, to take you back with me to Equestria. Once I release this time-holding spell, It'll end my portal spell and I'll end up back home. And I can take you with me." She pauses, to let that sink in. "There is a catch, though. There are no goodbyes for you in this world. If you leave, you leave as you are, this very moment. You cannot alter anything." She exhales heavily, and removes her hoof from you. You release the breath you didn't realize you were holding as well.

"I also don't know what you'll end up like when you get to Equestria. You could still look like you, or you may become more like us. I also can't tell you why I am asking you this right now. I can only tell you that.. Anon.. We need you." She turns her gaze up to lock her eyes with yours. You can see the pleading behind that adorable, yet weary visage.

"So, the choice is yours to make. You have very little time to make it." Her horn's light flickers ominously as she speaks.

You stare back at her, words escaping you once again. You're not very good at this 'talking' thing.

(Questy part is now! what dooo you do?)
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>>13405677
aren't you supposed to be gone over the weekend?
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>>13405678

welfare pays more than minimum wage in 38 states

if you don't want to stand up again, then at least use your freedom to coast comfortably.
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niggerfaggot pls
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>>13405693
i noticed
for how long? there's some drawings i need to finish
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>>13405719
nope just yesterday and most of today (though im back earlier than i thought)
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>>13405722
Do that then
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>>13405733

stram sky high
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>>13405651
That diamond dog does knot look like a good guy to mess with.
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>>13405628
>Everything is falling to shit.
Nothing's falling to shit, because.
>Horses can feed off grass
There you go, you don't have a hunger problem
>Your soldiers and supporters are most likely ponies and other creatures that absolutely despise Celestia's rule
Now you have an influx of gold and popularity because as of now your the Ruler of Equestria.

>B-b-but the plebs!
They aren't in power and the ponies that are in power are most likely on your side anyway.
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>>13405678
Money is a poor measurement of life. Hell, you can cheat, lie, steal, and otherwise fake that shit. It's just there to support you in what you really want to do. What do you want to do with your life? Do that and forget the money.
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>>13405752
im gonna make a poll later and see if people want whose line or that

because i do have it downloaded
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>>13405716
As if there is a choice, this world sucks, I would go to Equestria.
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Oh god, what's happening
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>>13405765
>you can cheat, lie, steal, and otherwise fake that shit
not all of us have 18cha, bro

some of us need a job to eat
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>>13405651
oh god
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>>13405720
too bad i don't live in any of them.
and i'd be a burden to not just a few people but an entire country and that is disgusting.
and i didn't want to spend my birthday like this.
let's just quit and i'll coast on my own and then end it.
>>13405765
i wanted a place to live and enough to eat.
i won't have that for much longer.
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>>13405716
lets gooooo
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>>13405716
>"There is a catch, though. There are no goodbyes for you in this world. If you leave, you leave as you are, this very moment. You cannot alter anything."
DONE.

It's going to be killer for my family, but how many humans step out onto another world, let alone live with Sophonts?
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>>13405765
Too bad 99% of what people do is for money
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>>13405756
Infrastructure has to be upkept.

The ponies would not have such sizable agriculture if they could reliably sustain themselves on grass.

Celestia is a very popular pony, everyone supporting me just because I'm not her is not something I can rely on.
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>>13405785
Rob some banks. Do some crime. Get involved in the black market. If all you care about is money than there are more efficient ways than following the law.
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>>13405782
someone other than you is shitposting for once
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>>13405782
someone's spamming their cute oc pony
I have no idea why
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>>13405782
we've traveled into the past
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>>13405805

Why don't you join the National Guard?

Go to basic and AIT, then get paid monthly to chill here. Plus they'll pay for college.
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>>13405716
Pass out.
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>>13405813
what has happened to her eyebrows?
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>>13405716
Once in a lifetime chances like this don't come around every day. Let's do this thing.
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>>13405811
>>13405807
>>13405780
There's another catch. Your computer is stuck on whatever tabs you had open at the time. /mlp/ lesbo porn ponies thread included. OH GOD.
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>>13405716
Why

Just why am I needed, and why can't you come back at a later time?
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>>13405830
Sweet, what episode comes out next week? I hope Scoot's gets her own episode.
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>>13405842
>too bad i don't live in any of them
was that so hard to understand?
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>>13405846
why don't you tell me, anon
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>>13405858
> implying that's the worst possible thing to leave on a computer
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>>13405821

Jeez Mew, the hostility
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>>13405846
>just woke up
>nothing but mlpg and cookie clicker

at least they'll know where I went, I guess?
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>>13405716
NO!

TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA
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>>13405866

Welfare isn't the National Guard you stupid shit

Do you know how to read?
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>>13405864
She's not allowed to tell you that, Anon. Maybe you should pay attention :3
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>>13405858
>Your computer is stuck on whatever tabs you had open at the time
Don't care.
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>>13405879
i'm just kidding around
appledan knows this
probably
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>>13405879
I think it was a joke, anon

I'm sure you've heard a joke before, right?
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>>13405818
The only reason why they have agriculture is because they have the option to do so, if they didn't then they can very well go eat grass.
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>>13405716
No thanks. Good luck on whatever it is you were doing!
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>>13405890
Oh god I laughed harder than I should have
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>>13405891
where i live there is no national guard. i already told you twice i don't live in the US
do YOU know how to read cuntrag?
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>>13405865
>scoots episode
haha, like that will ever happen
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>>13405858
>amber-lifts-and-carries-a-man-to-orgasm
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>>13405805
If all you want to do is survive then go to prison. They'll baby you until you die. If you want a secure job then join the military. They'll live your life for you. If you want freedom to live a life you want then do some simple job and use it to support what your really want until you get enough skill to get money for your passion.
>>13405814
99% of people just want to coast in life, have some fun, get theirs, secure it, and avoid death. Pretty much it's just a romanticizing of going back into a womb so you don't have to worry about anything.
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>>13405893
Well, I'm not making a deal with so little knowlege

Find your hero or savior or what ever you need somewhere else.
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>>13405925

>i've already told you twice i don't live in the US

no you didn't, you said you don't live in any of the 38 states that pay less than Welfare

jesus christ, maybe you should just kill yourself if you're this stupid
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Guys whenever I'm done having sex with my gf I get really mad and throw her turtle against a wall. Please help, I don't think he can take much more.
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>tfw you can dress as your favorite fetish
>and no one calls you a furry
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>>13405865
Scootaloo? That's Apple Bloom orange friend, right? Why would you want an episode about her?
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>>13405716
I guuuuesss...

If I become a pony, though, I'm going to commit suicide.
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>>13405947
i am and i should
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>>13405957
>he doesn't want to be a little pony
what the fuck even
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>>13405952
> no one
That's a bit of a stretch
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>tfw friend is a hale Polish blonde, 6'4" with D cups
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>>13405963

Didn't you say that forever ago?
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>>13405927
heh, yeah I guess you're right. They won't even touch on why Scootaloo can't fly!
>>13405954
I just want her sempai to notice her.
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>>13405951
>Changing it from masturbating to having a GF
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>>13405965
She came here and didn't become a human, why should I become a pony if I go there?

EXPLAIN THAT ONE, MS WIZARD
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>>13405947
You can't threaten that guy with death, he's going to kill himself anyway.
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>tfw fluttershy contributed to that brown gold
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>>13405983

It's not threatening, it's telling him what he should do
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>>13405981
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>>13405981
You don't want a three eighteen inch horsecock?
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>>13406004
you don't need t convince me
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>>13405981
I wasn't questioning the logic of it
I was questioning his desire to commit pony suicide
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>>13406004
He's going to do it apparently. That's like me telling you that you should breath or eat. It's a shit insult at this point.
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>>13406026
No.
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>Season 4 premiere
>Shining Armor and Cadence visit Ponyville
>they find out Twilight and her friends aren't there
>Spike explains that they took the Elements of Harmony, and left with Discord, Chrysalis, and Luna.
>this is because they need the Elements to revive King Sombra.
>they are also doing this because they are planning an all-out assault on Canterlot.
>Spike is suspiciously calm about all this
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>>13406029

>it's a shit insult

What don't you understand about it's not an insult?

>>13406027

Apparently I do, because you're still here.
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>>13405965

maybe he hit his head on something
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>>13406036
What would you need to accept life as a pony? Guns and meat and a loving waifu?
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>>13406062
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>>13406049
i said i have time.
but is this the best you got?
come on. break me.
cut it short. make me do it.
because there is a chance that i might not do it and we don't want that.
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>>13406055
unf bubblebutt unf unf
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>>13406049
Then what is it? If it isn't an insult then it's just an agreement. A shit agreement at that.
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>>13406081
Scootaloo no!
we don't murder the oc ponies, regardless of how silly they look or how absurd their backstory is
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>>13406061
I would have had to have always been a pony.

And if I was always a pony, Equestria wouldn't have needed me.

It is irreconcilable.
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>>13406081
fucking hooves, how do they work?
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>>13405979
Plz I don't think he can take it.
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>>13406081
I would build things with the orange filly. We could also take shit apart and put it back together to figure out how it works.
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I love nyx spam.
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>>13406081
Hey, you did my request!

She has such a great face of wonder!
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>>13406097
You know I just realized that Nyx is now not canon because of the comics.
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>>13406089
>Why do you keep looking at my butt Anon?
>Is there something on it?
>I can't see it can you get it?
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>>13406085
You don't want to be broken. You want to be comfortable. You want to be a child and have reality take care of all your problems. So why don't you actually admit it to yourself because this lie is thin. You don't have anything to lose because "oh I'm just going to kill myself anyway" so say what you really feel. What, are you more scared of the truth than death?
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>>13406115
>Nyx is now not canon
>now
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>>13406108
i don't want to be the artist that looks at that and says "yep, that's good. i'll upload it"
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>>13406130
You know what I mean, impossible to even fit into canon.
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>>13406085

If you can't do it now, you're never going to do it. You just want to be spoonfed life because you're a loser.

yet you have the audacity to call living on welfare sickening.
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>>13406120
no, there's nothing on it
it's just...big
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Applejack is now a cat. How do you feel about this?
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>>13406149
I make more at puns than horse puns.
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>>13404223
>>13404256
Art: Screw Leona, draw Celly wearing Lux's outfit.
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so are the red cookies always bad?
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>>13406144
>A-are you saying I'm fat Anon?
>I try, you know!?
>run off crying

Good job genius
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>>13406126
>>13406142
that hurts, but you can do better than that.
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>tfw your waifu will never give you a ponejob
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>>13406159
Nope
Elder Frenzy is fucking amazing, and you can still chains and cookie bonuses

Gold cookies are still better if you have the upgrade though
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>>13406158

Why Lux instead?

That makes no sense
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>>13406158
Seconding this.
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>>13406149
Just fine. An applecat is fine too.
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>>13406166
"No, you silly horse, get back here.
It's not a bad thing at all, who told you that?"
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>>13406176

Nobody's trying to get you to do anything you fuck, just kill yourself already.
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My name is anon and I want to cum inside Jack Sparrow.
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>>13406149
Applecathat
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>>13406204
I'd rather watch Jack Sparrow impregnate PHN.
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>>13406199
She already gone Anon, despite bumping in to a few things on her way out.

You fucked up.
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>>13406201
>>13406176
can everyone here take a step back and realize how fucking absurd this is right now
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http://i.imgur.com/3pB6xIt.jpg

...unf I guess maybe?
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>>13405716
You pinch yourself several times. Yep. This is still real. You finally manage to wrangle control of your own breathing long enough to utter some words. "What do you need me for? Why do you need ME specifically?" You blurt the words out through gasped breaths. They seem to fall heavily on the mare's ears; they droop as she turns her head.
"I can't tell you right now. You have to decide first. That's the condition." She speaks more softly than before. You can't tell if she's getting tired or if she's trying to lighten the blow. The light emanating from her flickers again. "Anon, you have to hurry. You must decide, right now. Stay, or go?"

You are so not ready to make this decision, but you're out of time. You close your eyes, and inhale deeply, trying to weigh the pros and cons, trying to find a reason to stay, and an easy way to turn her down.
Your choice barges its way out of your mouth before you can stop it.
"Take me with you, Twilight." The sentence sounds foreign as you speak it. Where did that come from? You watch as Twilight's eyes light up with joy. She gives a happy sounding "Yes!" and lunges at you. You don't have time to ponder it as Twilight grabs your hand and tugs you forward, out of the safe zone of your chair and computer, away from the dull blue light radiating from your screen. You exclaim loudly, but your voice is drowned out by the sudden sound of rushing air. You feel warmer as you close the distance towards the pony. The warmth envelopes you from the ground up, and the world seems to come out from under your feet for a moment. Your eyes are blinded by bright light, and you hear that same, familiar popping sound.

And then you hit the ground. Your body lands in what feels like soft grass. That's interesting. You shake the bright light out of your eyes, and the dizziness out of your head. You look down at your body to see the damage.. and you might be surprised by what you find.
(Choose your Race! Human, Pegasus, Unicorn, or Earth)
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Why are we quite this slow tonight?
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>>13406225
hooman
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>>13406177
>become a pony
>the first thing that happens is a long and serious lesson on why your pone hole is for pone use only
>anon comes 'round looking for a ponejob
>kick sand in his face and flee
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>>13404620
Everyone who's done something within the last few weeks or so. Breaks up the monotony, yeah?
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Pony wants you to shut up and sleep with her.
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>>13406225
Unicorn master race.
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>>13406219

Whatever it is, it's probably significantly less absurd than being in a place that birthed a fandom for a little girl's show that's been going strong for 3 years
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Twittlelight Sprinkle does not approve of this thread.
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>>13406232
because your filters are too strong or your standards for speed are too high
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>>13406225
Human and we slowly become pegasus
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>>13406177
>ponut
>poner
>poejob
the pony puns keep getting worse and worse.
it's just like the show
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>>13406225
WINGHORSE
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>>13406225
Unicorn
Something about your expectations of the world and being able to alter it has dictated the Void's choice
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>>13406232
Questing.
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>>13406225
earth
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>>13406248
I don't know who that is, but her approval suddenly means a lot to me
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>>13406225
An angel

ANGEL WINGS AND HUMAN FORM
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>>13406236
>Pone used sand attack
>It's not very effective
>Anon used harden
Run faster pone, faster!
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>>13406249
The only thing I've filtered is the depression/suicide guy and his antagonizer.
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>>13406225
Human
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>>13406222
>thumbnail
>oh boy sister incest in tub my favorite

wait a minute that aint ponies
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>>13406097
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IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
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>>13406185

unseconding
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>>13406225
pegasus!
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question
has there been a RainbowQuest yet?
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>>13406225
Earth. We are stronk
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>>13406222
Doesn't look like anything's going on here, and it's not ponies
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>>13406305
No, you haven't started it.
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>>13406305
No.
Do it.
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>>13406305
No, rainbow a shit
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>>13406225
We're human, we just start adopting horse habits as we go.
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>>13406305
You could use my questy to go to rainbow's house if you choose pegasus
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>>13406316
>>13406319
>implying xieril draws
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>>13406305
>>13406316
What if RainbowAppleQuest
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>>13406305
You know what has to be done.
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>>13406241
Pony wants you to stop shitposting on the internet and work on improving your life.
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>>13406225
Unicorn. Even if we can't use magic right away, there's always the possibility of shanking a bitch with the horn.
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>>13406232
Last session of the Celestiaquest
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Hello this is Jack T. Herbert and I said I hated 4chan but now I don't. Now I want anon to shove his giant finger in my ear.
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>>13406225
You're human for now but for some damned reason you've gone a funny color.

Roll 1 - 255 three times, it'll be the RGB value.
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>>13406176
If you wanted to die, you would have killed yourself. You are lying to yourself. This is nothing short of an existential temper tantrum because you didn't get it your way. You don't want life, you want a fantasy. And you are a big manchild because you don't want to grow up. Life is too hard. Oh woe is me. Looks like I'll just kill myself because I've figured out everything about existence. And it isn't what I wanted. It should be what I want because I want to be God. Spoon feed me please and change my diaper because I don't want to be responsible for anything.
>>13406219
I like the absurd.
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>>13406316
tex

DRAW A TEXANON CENTAUR
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>>13406225
Human because it is the closest to Diamond Dog ;_;
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>>13406279
>fling self in to the sky
>figure out how wings work by hovering just out of anon's reach
>fly up a bit higher
>divetackle anon
>distract him with a pony blowjob
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>>13406349
>Now I want anon to shove his giant finger in my ear.

You're looking for Mewball
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>>13406222
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>>13406305
There was Rainbow Dash + Fluttershy menage a trois quest on the sub a year ago. That's about it.
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>>13406342
>>13406316
>>13406319
I'll see what I can come up with

>>13406320
>>13406336
>
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>>13406370
>he gets your pone hole
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>>13406361
But why?
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>>13406357
PLEASE
YES
DO THIS
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>>13406370
>distract him with a pony blowjob
YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS
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>>13406343
I have no skills or talents and every time I try I'm bombarded of memories of fucking up and being laughed at.

Not to mention I'm poor as poor can get (well at least with a shitty computer and internet)
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>>13406279
You don't get effective notices on pure status-affecting moves.
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>>13406392
what! no!
that's for pone only

>>13406403
THAT'S A CHANCE I'M WILLING TO TAKE
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Hello this is PewDiePie and I want to shove pinkie pie in my eye socket.
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>>13406420
>A CHANCE I'M WILLING TO TAKE
Oh ho
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>>13406416
Then pone used mud slap.
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>>13406389
yiss
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>>13406359
this is almost the same thing as before, but it's getting closer.
make me cry. kick me when i'm down.
i need this. i want the end, but i need some help for the final push.
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>>13406425
too bad
she's busy
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>>13406357
Oh god, this will end badly.
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>>13406420
>CHANCE
I see what you did there.
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>rape
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>>13406416
Anon pone isn't pokemon. Pone doesn't play by your rules. Pone plays fast and loose.
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>>13406420
YOU LET HIM GET TOO CLOSE

IT'S BEEN UNPONED
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>>13406443
Well yeah, that's sort of the point.
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>>13406422
Twilight is too tall.
I don't like it.
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>>13406357
oh no
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>>13406343
Are you sure? Doesn't she want me to stay up all night and talk to strangers about her?
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>>13406457
>fast and loose
Like Rainbow Dash's saggy cunt
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>>13406397
Because it would be very interesting to see

hell dress him up for adventure and stuff
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>>13406490
>implying Rainbow Dash doesn't know an extensive series of winking exercises that have been clinically proven to improve stamina and tightness
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>>13406441
Buy a gun. For "muh protection"
Go pick out some nice alcohol some time later.
Make sure it's plenty.

Let nature take its course.
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>>13406434
no, I used sand attack just like my hero
I'm not flinging mud because I don't want to make a mess of everything
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>>13406516
She might, but
Do you really think she'll practice them in the midst of her quest to GOTTAGOFAST?
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>>13406496
I'm trying to draw an idea right now, but maybe I'll draw your idea afterwards.
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>>13406522
that was a close one, i almost saved this
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>>13406526
That's pocket sand, that's like comparing solar beam to hyperbeam you fuckin' noob.
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>>13406528
>implying Rainbow Dash wouldn't have every muscle trained in order to go fast in every possible situation
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>>13406561
well I don't have spring-loaded saddlebags so I had to improvise
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>>13406541
Okay then, I hope you have lots of fun drawing the thing you like.
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>>13406496
Ponies should definitely wear clothes. If they come to our world they should always wear cute clothes.

Hell, what if we go to Equestria and they do in fact all wear clothes? At least just something for the saddle and back.
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>>13406524
that was weak.
i'm reading your posts before over and over and i'm starting to see it. just give me a little more of that.
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Guys I have a confession.
I never wanted to cum inside rainbow dash.
Ever in the history of 5ever.
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>>13406546
>almost
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>>13406357
234, 109, 91
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>>13406225
Humans win it out.
>>13406357
And I love love love this idea.

Pegasi second place.

Pic related, its what color you turned. A minty sort of greenish .. thing. Lovely.
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>>13406595
Okay, but don't you want to cum inside Flitter?
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>>13406607
uh oh
>>
I hate it when people using the phrasing "true facts."
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>>13406607
Find Lyra and have some incest roleplay
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>>13406623
>Flitter
>not CloudChaser
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>>13406607
> "Are you related to Lyra"?

Better get fucking used to that
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>>13406582
No, pony should not wear clothes, pony should be naked.
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>>13406607
>we are lyra
AYAYAY! DIOS MIO!
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>>13406607
That's actually not a terrible color. You rolled that at random?
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>>13406441
You can't blame this on me. It's your choice. Everything about your life is your choice. You just want to use me as an excuse because you can't do it. Once again you are proving that you just want to be a child. Can't accept life, can't take it away. What you want to end is suffering but IT WILL NEVER END. Accept it as a fact of existing. It isn't that you've failed, it's that your fantasy is gone. A fantasy of never being self-responsible and self-aware. Choose to be responsible for your life or create another fantasy. Either way there will be suffering. Pain is inevitable. You have to push through it and strive for something that is more important than hurting.
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>>13406582
I like ponies in clothes.
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I actually haven't ever wanted to cum inside any pony.
I have only wanted to cuddle Chrysalis.
/mlp/, is something wrong with me?
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>>13406607
Well, this is just great. So... now can we get an idea of why we're here?
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>>13406636
>why not both
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>>13406607
Alright. Where the hell is Twilight and why do I look like artificial mint flavoring?
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>>13406651
used random.org and input the results here
http://www.rapidtables.com/web/color/RGB_Color.htm
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>>13406642
But pony in clothes is adorable.

I bet an adventuring pony would tall wear leather boots with metal shoes. A saddle to carry her equipment, a yoke that she can store a mouth-grippable weapon in and some nice padding over her back. Maybe a helmet.
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okay, seriously.

which one of you fuckers moved the discussion from cookies, to zebra tits to pony porn in /ccg/ this time?
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>>13406652
it looks like what you said took some time to take effect. i can't stand this feeling, but i won't look away. not this time. things will be easier and better this way.

thanks for helping me.
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>>13406692
I did the same thing and got something Colgate blue.

It's legit enough.
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>>13406738
Too bad, pony is for naked.
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> CelestiaQuest
> Celestia just got stabbed with an Infinite blade, the wound will not heal
> Ever
SmutAnon is the greatest
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>>13406692
>>13406357
I did it as well and got this
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>>13406784
FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT
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>>13406784
>CelestiaQuest
link mah boi
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>>13406800
The. GREATEST.
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>>13406784
I hope she doesn't miscarry
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>>13406814
OVER HERE SON
>>13395839

It's toward the bottom, as you'd expect. Anons are scrambling. It's all been orchestrated so QuestANon is maximally fucked.
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>nothing to drink but rum and tang
I don't want to leave my house but it's come to this
If I'm not back in 30 minutes tell my waifu I love her
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>>13406784
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THIS WOUND WILL NEVER HEAL
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>>13406785
I just did that and all it did was highlight the picture.
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>>13406841
But anon, I don't know who your waifu is or how to contact her.
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>>13406768
Do you think pony would humor my fetishes and wear socks to bed?
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>>13406784
>"With all three worldshards, and if we're quick enough, Luna or myself could heal such a wound. Given the power of the Scales, I would imagine they are capable of such a feat as well."

HOPE RIDES ALONE
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>>13406785
You're a wizard.
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>>13406841
if you have a sink, drink water
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>>13406828
It's pretty deep in her chest. Even if it didn't puncture her heart she's going to die, probably in minutes. It just transverses everything along the path of the jab.

There's supposed to be a way to reverse it, but only with two other near-identical swords.

You only have one, and the only motherfucker who MIGHT know the Quest just cold-cocked.
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WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS PICTURE
<<< RIGHT HERE
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>>13406857
the prettiest flowerpon, of course

>>13406881
I can't drink rum straight and adding water doesn't make it any better

but I've already wasted enough time
I must go
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>>13406784
We need to invent duct tape and fast! If you can't fix it, Duct it.
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>>13406683
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>>13406901
><<< RIGHT HERE
That's the left, Anon.
And it's the Machinist.
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Guys what the fuck is this?
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>>13406882
>>13406784
I've got a brilliant idea! Plug it back up with the knife!
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>>13406607
> "... Wait. I look like Skeeter?"
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>>13406784
{spoiler]Fuck you, Anon
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>>13406916
>Crystal air
I beg your pardon
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>>13406902
I never said to add it to the fucking rum
just drink the water by itself.
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>>13406916
Long term exposure to crystal causes various mutations

There's a reason the Crystal Kingdom is isolated in the far, frozen north
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>>13406607
>>13406225
Your eyes are a bit foggy, but you can make out your general shape. You seem to be.. still a human. Well, that's a bummer. You were sort of hoping.. ah well. You rub your face with your hand, and freeze. Your hand looks different. You furiously rub your eyes and look again. Nope. Your hands are green. Like, minty green.
"Twilight, what the hell did y-" You look up as you exclaim, and your voice is cut short. Twilight is there, sure. She seems just as surprised at your appearance as you do.

That's not what catches your eye though. You blink a few times as you take it in. You're in Ponyville. And you're surrounded.. by ponies. You recognize almost all of them. Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow and AJ are all near Twilight. Celestia herself stands just beyond them, with several royal guardsmen at her side. Again, you're speechless. You really need to work on that.

"Welcome to Equestria, Anon." Twilight moves closer to you as she speaks, and offers her wing to help you get up. You sit there in stunned silence for a long, awkward moment before taking it and standing up with Twilight's help. Almost as soon as you get to your feet, a blast of pink erupts from the corner of your eye and you're back on the ground. On your back. With a delighted Pinkie Pie staring directly at your face. Her nose is touching yours. You can smell her breath. It doesn't smell like horse breath.
"Oh my gosh It's really a human I didn't think you'd look like this how do you walk on just two legs why is your dress so weird are all humans that color or did you just get it randomly do you know any fun party songs do you want to be my friend I want to be YOUR friend lets have a welcoming party!" Pinkie lights up with magic as Celestia pulls the eager pony away from you with her magic, setting her down gently.
"Calm down, Pinkie Pie. There will be plenty of time for introductions. Right now, I'm sure this.. human.. would like an explanation. Am I correct?"
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>>13406930
No, chistery, that was rape
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>>13406940
You want him to drink the stuff in the toilet? That's disugsting.
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>>13406929
That ... That's actually not such a bad idea, but the gem would offer pretty slight resistance even if it's powered down. SHe'd more or less bleed out around it.

You're right that you're supposed to leave foreign bodies in place until you're VERY certain it can be removed with minimal blood loss but Anon just saw his girlfriend stabbed through the heart with a blade VERY CLEARLY REMARKED "simply cuts even things with are 'uncuttable.'
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>>13406958
... Does Anon still have on clothes?
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>>13406940
>I have nothing to drink but rum and tang
>what about water?
>ew I'm not gonna drink rum and water

hehehehehehhhe
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>>13406947
>Wander can eat all the wieners
>Hater can too
GAY CONFIRMED
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>>13406986
yes. Also, rambling-pinkie-pie-cliche.. I took a risk. I liked it.
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>>13406970
Why dont you just cover it with the flat of the blade to stop the bleeding and bandage that? Macguyver that shit.
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>>13406962
I came up with the RGB thing, so maybe that's deserved
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>>13406947
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>>13407018
This show is literally absolute shit
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>>13406958
Hm. I dunno, do I really want to know what I just gave up my life on Earth for? Or do I just want to trust that the magical pony princess hasn't abducted me for sinister purposes?

C'mon. Spill it.
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>>13406916
I legitimately take issue with this if it's made to mock that poor kid.
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>>13406995
>not eating all the weiners
What are you, gay?
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>>13407026
I know
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>>13407015
internal bleeding is worse than external bleeding
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>>13406958
duh

uh

what
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I HAVE TWO HOURS TO PANIC AND DRAW AS MANY PONIES AS POSSIBLE. I NEED PONY NAMES AND SOMETHING SIMPLE FOR THEM TO BE DOING, uh, please.
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>>13407027
I AM spilling it. I ran out of characters.

choices are usually in (these)
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>>13407018
>tfw 197 cursors
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>>13407015
The blade can either be pretty pedestrian when powered down or simply cuts by a thousand nicks when powered up. There's no especial advantage to holding the blade flat against the wound but Anon should have left it in.
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>>13406995
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>>13407055
Draw them panicking obviously
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>>13407055
APPLE BLOOM. Eating "lunch". Which is a pile of apples. She looks like she can't eat anther bite.
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>>13407055
Just look up candy names and make it a candy theme. Jesus what do I have to think of everything around here.
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>>13407055
Applebloom knitting

Fleetfoot crashing
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>>13407055
PINKIE PIE
DRESSING

RARITY
CARING FOR ANIMALS

RAINBOW DASH
BUCKING APPLES

APPLEJACK
CASTING MAGIC

TWILIGHT SPARKLE
PARTYING

FLUTTERSHY
GOING FAST
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>>13407086
>APPLEJACK
>CASTING MAGIC
I SECOND THIS
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>>13407055
Sparkler being grumpy at another pony.
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>>13407055
Applejack. She is panicking because her hat is on fire.
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>>13407086
>>13407095
Shit you guys, she'd better be casting "APPLE".
Or "BEST PONE".
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>>13407123
>not casting both
do it goat
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>>13407055
Scootaloo scooting on her ass, like a dog does to wipe its ass on the carpet.
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LEMON
LEMON
LEMON

How's that colt cumming along?
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I want to Rainbow Dash while I Rainbow Dash in Rainbow Dash
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>>13407055
Pinkie Pie and fluttershy having tea
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>>13407123
>Buck Wizard
>Not casting HOOF
>being this non-caster
>2013
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>soundspeed is going to pay us another visit

fuck
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>>13407055
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Pony just slapped your butt, how do you react?
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>>13407199
That would depend on the pony.
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>>13407055
Rainbow Dash eating cake on her back.
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>>13406744
did

did this actually happen
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>>13407199
Instantly cum and start farting.
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>>13407199
Jiggle
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>>13407197
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>>13407213
>Rainbow Dash on her back
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>>13407199
Which pony?
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>>13407199
>rape
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Wake up, see this next to you.
What do?
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>>13407219
no really

at no point do their heads collide

if anything their shoulders should suffer the most damage
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>>13407115
>Rainbow Dash: You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! Strange isn't it?
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>>13407223
>>13407211
Your second favorite pony, the first favorite saw the whole thing.
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Actually spoilers.
Do not click.
DO NOT CLICK.
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>>13407244
Grab pony
Cuddle
Go back to sleep
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>>13407244
kick her out.
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>>13407244
cum inside
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>>13407244
scream
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>>13407244
Make like I'm still asleep, grab pony. Go back to sleep with pony firmly in my grip.
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>>13407247
Their heads DO jolt forward pretty fast, though. Could be like "shaken baby syndrome"
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>>13407255
>second favorite: Rarity
>first favorite: Twilight
Invite them both to bed.
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I'm legit panicking
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>>13407219
>>13407247

Run into somebody at full force by accident without noticing them first. You're going to be disoriented. We could say that's what's happening there.
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>>13407278
About what? Your candy-colored waifu losing you even as she carries your foal?
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>>13407257
>tfw not even during escapist wish fulfilment quests you are allowed to be happy
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>>13407244
Ask where Twilight is.
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>>13407055
Panka licking fluttershy
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Guys. Is there any possible way to get to Equestria?
The Combine could do it. I wanna do it.
We need to build a portal so we can travel across the multiverse.
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>>13407255
I ask her politely to not do it again.
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>>13407321
>not a jiggly everything
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>>13407293
No my candy-colored waifu casting a mind-swap spell to put my mind into the body of her unborn foal, forcing me to spend the next 11 months curled up helpless inside her horse womb, able to think but not able to move or entertain myself, and then experience being born from her horse vagina, then forced to suckle her teats for sustenance as my young, frail baby horse body doesn't allow me to be independent from her
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Pony is pretty.
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I want to cum inside Honey Squid.
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Daily reminder.
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>>13407378
Meanwhile your body with her previously unborn child is...what? A drooling mess shitting itself in the corner?
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pretty beb tonight
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>>13407426
That's probably somebody's fetish.

I think a mind-swap spell is the wrong term.
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>>13407414
Okay.
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>>13407442
Everyone is off in the grand finalle of celestia quest
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>>13407426
It was suckling from her teats while I was in the womb, and I could hear her teaching it to speak, move and play, like a normal child.
When I am born it will be my older sibling
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>>13406958
Celestia steps away from her guards and joins Twilight. She lifts you off the ground and politely sets you on your feet. You casually dust yourself off. "Ahem. Yes, please. I definitely would like to know what the heck is going on please." Celestia nods, her eyes shutting for a moment.

"I sent Twilight to look for help. She has experience with creatures like you. I told her to find one who had a desire to enter our world, one worthy of the the task of aiding in its protection." She walks calmly around you, her eyes tracing you up and down, taking in your features. She shows no judgement as she continues. "We have been invaded. A creature who looks like you has somehow entered our reality. Twilight assumed it came from the mirror world, but we have since closed that means of entry."

She pauses again, turning to walk away from you and then stopping by the group of familiar ponies. "This would not normally cause such a problem, but.. it seems to know everything about our world. Within the first hours of it's detection, the invader had stolen two of the Elements of Harmony. They knew where one of our greatest defensive powers lie, and immediately attempted to disrupt it. We are not sure how, but we assume it has something to do with.. those.." She indicates towards your hand. You wiggle your fingers in response. Of course. Foiled by the opposable thumb.

"We have hidden the rest of the elements away, but without the complete set, we are without one of our strongest means of protection. We needed someone with extensive knowledge of your world and ours to help us find out just what this creature is planning." She stops her royal pacing and faces you, leveling her gaze directly into your own. "So Twilight brought us.. you" Princess Celestia bows her head slightly. "Do you have any questions so far?"

(Feel free to ask things. Oh god, I hope I was coherent enough. I feel like im forgetting several things.)
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http://i.imgur.com/4MhUlKH.png

>you will never penetrate a cervix
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I am so angry
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>>13407501
What is it about men women find sexy or attractive?
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>>13407544
The penis.
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>>13407543
Get over it, faget.
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>>13407540
You could probably fist a pony good
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>>13407501
Haven't seen anything new from Jessy in a while.
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>>13407543
I'm just legitimatelly sad. I just knew this would happen, I should have stopped readon after the last session
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>>13407552
Clarify. I don't find penises attractive.
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>>13407518
Alright anon, time to serious the fuck up here.

Are you tracking them? If not, why?
Do you have pictures of them?
Where were they first spotted? Last spotted?
Are they armed? Armored?
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>>13407576
You haven't heard? She got hit by a bus.
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>>13407562
You could get your whole arm in there. The trick is to get it back out.
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>>13407055
ROSE, LILY, DAISY, LILY BLOSSOM AND ROSELUCK ALL BEING FLOWER PONIES TOGETHER
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>>13407576
She's currently finding somewhere new to live according to her tumblr so she probably doesnt have time to art much
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>>13407588
the fact that they can hold you down with their brute strength then penetrate you with a rock-hard penis
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>>13407610
Once I'm tickling her womb, why would I want to get it back out?
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>>13407576
I'm sorry, I'm busy with commissions right now. Don't have anything very recent to show you so have an old doodle of an old pony.
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>>13407610
>backing out
>not diving in
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/MY-Little-Pony-FLUTTERSHY-Friendship-is-magic-Custom-Handmade-Plush-Plushie/141052210381

Holy shit
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All ponies are actually just lollipops
>lick
>lick
>lick
>lick
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>>13407540
>that terrible ponut

kill yourself for even saving that
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>>13407643
Take care, will ya.
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>>13407643
that pony looks very old
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>>13407442
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>>13407658
That just means that experience is on her side.
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>>13407647
it's certainly fluffy
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>>13407627
That's not attractive at all
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>>13407544
Big strong man who can protect her, her young, and provide security and food.
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>>13407647
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>>13407647
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>>13407590
Only one anon has any questions?
Did I lose the crowd?

fuck, time to break out the disco balls
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>>13407647
>No clear shot of the ass.
>>
>Ponybots: Robots that use magic as a power source, this causes them to have free will, unique personalities, and the ability to form cutie marks.
>The Ponybots' main residence is a place called New Canterlot, a massive city that constantly advances in technology.
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>>13407647
>>13407694
>>13407695

http://www.ebay.com/itm/190897315687

>18 sold
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>>13407647
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>>13407544
good looks normally

what is it about women than men find so attractive anyway?
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>>13407647
I'm scared to ask but what is ruff play?
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>>13407734
>51 people are viewing this item per hour
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>>13407739
huge boobs
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>>13407518
>Of course. Foiled by the opposable thumb.
> the Other is literally molesting him way through challenges
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>>13407739
Their mane.
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>>13407734
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>>13407759
Clarify. I don't find huge boobs attractive.
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>>13407647
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>>13407518
why the fuck am I green
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>>13407786
Lunarity?
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>>13407786
You should give her a doodle.
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>>13407786
But do you like this one?
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>>13407518
So, what do now?
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>>13407739
their huge pendulous pone teats
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>>13407739
Nothing. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We've just heard all these cool stories about these great people that are female and we keep trying to find one.

It's all hearsay. They're all as terrible and as ugly as us.
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>>13407786
Red pls, at least post the superior Nightmare horse.
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>>13407786
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>>13407786
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>>13407792
Sorry about that
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>>13407776
I don't know what else to say
if you're not a fan of huge boobs you're not a fan of huge boobs
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>>13407786
it's a rather sassy horse
>>13407821
why can't we all get along?
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>>13407786
That's an alright horse. Your opinions are acceptable.
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>>13407825
>so lazy she left her horn home
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>>13407739
Hips
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>>13407842
Nightmare Rarity reminds me Bride Of Frankenstein and PurpleTinker's OC
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>>13407841
wait
who is that on the left
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>that fucking anxiety waiting for GTAV to leak is making me get nothing done
FUCK
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>>13407860
I have no idea
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>>13407739
What is it about ponies that people find so attractive anyway?
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>>13407739
It just feels right.
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>>13407815
that horse is a pretty horse
she is my favorite of my main cast
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GUYS I AM GOING TO WATCH EQG

ANYONE WANT TO STRAM?
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im a big poopoo head
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Name one main pony that's not Fluttershy.
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>>13407901
Rarity
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>>13407901
Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13407901
Apple Bloom
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>>13407890
wait are you asking for an EQG stram or are you requesting someone to stram something so you don't watch it
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>>13407901
Not Fluttershy.
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>>13407879
>you will never get to have a pleasant conversation with that mysterious stranger
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>>13407901
Futashy
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>>13407890
I would, but I deleted the file because it was fucking terrible
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>>13407888
Do you want this horse?
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>>13407890
No.
It's shit.
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>>13407901
Jade Harley?
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>>13407901
applejack
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>>13407917
What the fuck is wrong with her haunches?
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>>13407901
Twilight Sparkle.
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I want to cuddle Chrysalis so bad right now.
I want to stare into her eyes all day.
I want her to trap me into a chrysalis so that I am forced to sit there helplessly while she does whatever the fuck she does during the day, then she will take me out of the chrysalis and cuddle me some more and feed off my love.
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>>13407930
he said pony, not puppygoddess
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>>13407899
Who is that ginger touching Nanco?
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>>13407901
Rainbow dosh
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>>13407943
Dewott?
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>>13407927
i want the horse
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>>13407920
>"My eyes are up here."
>"I've made my choice."
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>>13407957
I haven't read the comic for a while, actually
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>>13407901
lyra
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>>13407961
Alright, who takes whose dick?
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>>13407901
MY DICK
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>>13407917
i believe everyone has the right to joke about rape, i just wish it wasnt so popular in the brony fandom. i dont what that to be the thing we are known for.
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>>13407964
>implying I would be a rude jerk and just stare at those hyper tits
Please, they might be at eye level but I'm sure she gets enough staring as it is.
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>>13407971
Sorry, mewball. He said main.
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>>13407964
Clone High was an amazing show.

Image unrelated.
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>>13407976
whoa now. rumble is for sexual but he aint no homo.
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>>13407976
Rumble takes Flitter and Cloudchaser's dicks, all day every day
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>>13407901
Jackie Chan.
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>>13407971
Put Pinkie Pie in my ear right now.
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