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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.

Anonymous
MLP General 09/07/13(Sat)20:43 No.13403953

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MLP General Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:43 No.13403953

Sun thread before night time.
Praise Celestia, as her quest ends.

Old neon-filled horse
>>13398154

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403978

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403978

horses r ghey

theguysaidhi
09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403979

theguysaidhi 09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403979

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>>13403953

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403988

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403988

http://i.imgur.com/7SpsoVx.png

The ass was PERFECTION

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403989

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403989

pony in socks is unreasonably sexy

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403995

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403995

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*wwanders into thread*

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403996

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:44 No.13403996

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>Sunbuns thread

NO

I CHOOSE CATBUTT

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:45 No.13404002

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:45 No.13404002

>>13403973
How's the lighting in the cave?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:45 No.13404004

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:45 No.13404004

You were seen standing next to princess luna innocently. And now everyone thinks you're fucking. How do you react to this?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:45 No.13404009

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:45 No.13404009

>>13403988

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tqtdf9BhQI

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:45 No.13404019

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:45 No.13404019

>>13404004
Court Luna.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404026

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404026

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>>13403953
>before night time

Go to bed Celestia its too late.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404028

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404028

>>13403988
>Rarity will never indulge you in your anal-sex kink

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404030

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404030

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~~Celestia a shit~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404032

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404032

>>13404004
Actually fuck luna. That way no one believes me when I say I hit that.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404033

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404033

>>13404004
I check my inventory.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404036

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404036

>>13404004
I let the thought eat away at Luna
I never mention it to her until she goes into heat

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404038

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404038

>>13404004
Fuck Luna

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404040

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:46 No.13404040

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>>13404004

KILLSWITCH: ENGAGE

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404048

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404048

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>Celestia goes crazy
>Dominates you as a human because you can sexual whenever and stallions only have seasons

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404049

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404049

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>>13403995

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404060

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404060

>>13404040
THE TRIPLE 40'S
THE GODS BE PRAISED

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404064

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404064

>>13403988
people should learn the basics before going to fetish material

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404065

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404065

>>13404030

xieril pls stop pretending to be Terse

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404066

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404066

>>13404040
Cameramen killed: 4

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404068

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404068

>>13404004
Lyra pls go

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404070

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:47 No.13404070

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>>13403988

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:48 No.13404073

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:48 No.13404073

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Nostalgia

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:48 No.13404085

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:48 No.13404085

>>13404040

what in the fuck am I looking at, this isn't operator at all.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:48 No.13404089

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:48 No.13404089

>>13404073
God its about time someone made this gif

Thank you.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:49 No.13404101

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:49 No.13404101

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>>13404048
So are you telling me Celestia will give me food and shelter for fuck her?

Awesome

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:49 No.13404106

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:49 No.13404106

Fluttershy invites you to her house.
Upon entering, you see a bucket of paint, a blank canvas, and a nervous Fluttershy.
She turns and puts her face down, raising her ass toward you.
She wants you to paint her ass so she can make "art"

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)20:49 No.13404111

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)20:49 No.13404111

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>>13404065
>pretending to be someone I don't care about

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:49 No.13404114

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:49 No.13404114

>>13404073

>references that are actually well-done

FINALLY

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:50 No.13404115

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:50 No.13404115

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HEY ANON

YOUR WAIFU IS ~~OKAY~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:50 No.13404121

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:50 No.13404121

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Hello I never browse these threads tell me what you do here

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:50 No.13404123

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:50 No.13404123

Thickety is best Rarity

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:50 No.13404130

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:50 No.13404130

>>13404111

You don't mean... YOUR opinions are shit?!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404140

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404140

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>>13404115
no, she's ~~alright~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404148

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404148

>>13404085

you obviously just don't operate as hard as that guy

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404151

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404151

>>13404121
>tfw your entire arm could fit inside of a mare

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404153

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404153

>>13404121
dance around ideas and never fulfill them

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404156

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404156

>>13404121
How does that help anyone.........how would you get a router in there?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404157

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:51 No.13404157

http://i.imgur.com/ZSbLZFm.jpg
ohyes

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:52 No.13404163

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:52 No.13404163

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>>13404121

RELEASE

THE ANTS

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:52 No.13404167

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:52 No.13404167

>>13404106
Okay

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:52 No.13404171

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:52 No.13404171

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>>13404115
Well fuck you, you're a f~~airly cool guy~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:53 No.13404180

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:53 No.13404180

>>13404106

Well there's only so much I can do with one color, but I think I can just manage to dump it on Fluttershy's butt and press the canvas against it

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:53 No.13404182

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:53 No.13404182

>>13404019
>>13404032
>>13404038
Being an old fashioned mare she shuns and ignores you as best she can until the rumors die down. Your friends think you're disgusting for pushing yourself on that and trying to use a horrible situation to your advantage.

>>13404033
You have 3 pieces of pocket lint, the keys to a Mercedes that didn't make it to equestria with you, and your phone with 6 minutes of batter life left.

>>13404040
You manage to take out 3 guards and two bon bon clones by waving your fists frantically in both helicopter and windmill patterns. Eventually you're subdued, sockem bopper mittens are permanently and magically afixed so that it will never happen again.

>>13404068
You tell lyra to leave the royal court, 15 ponies leave, the current pony count is 23.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:53 No.13404187

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:53 No.13404187

>>13404157
This is exactly what I want to do when I get to Equestria
Mares can go fuck themselves

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:53 No.13404192

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:53 No.13404192

>>13404157

>Big Mac bottoming
YEA-
>CBT
it's shit

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:54 No.13404202

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:54 No.13404202

>>13404004
Get her to stand with someone else

isaac !!3gam3heWjui
09/07/13(Sat)20:54 No.13404203

isaac !!3gam3heWjui 09/07/13(Sat)20:54 No.13404203

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>>13404002
Plenty of lamplight.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:54 No.13404204

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:54 No.13404204

>>13404187
You missed one
>I let the thought eat away at Luna
>I never mention it to her until she goes into heat

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:54 No.13404208

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:54 No.13404208

>>13404182

>sockem bopper bittens are permanently and magically affixed

BOOP
EVERYTHING

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:55 No.13404212

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:55 No.13404212

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>"Der hur look at me I'm Anon and I like to complain about how hard my life is without actually doing anything about it."

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:55 No.13404218

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:55 No.13404218

>>13404187

My negro

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:55 No.13404221

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:55 No.13404221

>>13404182
W-what's wrong with courting? Why does that make me horrible? I just wanted to take her to a nice social club. ;_;

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)20:55 No.13404223

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)20:55 No.13404223

Any requests?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404227

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404227

>>13404180
She has more paints off to the side. She isn't a retarded pony. She just only got one open before realizing she needed the help.

also, she's wiggling her butt at you.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404233

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404233

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>>13404212

At least I exist you big dumb dummy

if you came into existence your body would be ravaged by bacteria and disease

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404234

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404234

>>13404212
Look at me I'm a pony!
Cutie mark cutie mark cutie mark fart fart fart pffffffffffffffttttb

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404237

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404237

>>13404223
Scootaloo with power tools

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404242

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404242

>WAIT, ANON, IF YOU SUCK SO HARD I'M GONNA~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404243

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:56 No.13404243

>>13404182
I use one full action to make an attempt to grapple the nearest pony.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:57 No.13404246

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:57 No.13404246

>>13404227

I still want to paint using Fluttershy's soft buns

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:57 No.13404250

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:57 No.13404250

>>13404223
a human couple double cuddling a pony

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:57 No.13404256

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:57 No.13404256

>>13404223
Art:
Draw Celestia wearing Leona (League of Legends) Armor.

Write:
tell me a story about Filly Celestia.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:57 No.13404260

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:57 No.13404260

>>13404223
A woodworking pony making a small wooden bust of Applejack.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:58 No.13404272

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:58 No.13404272

NAME ONE COMMON HOUSEHOLD OBJECT THAT I CAN USE TO STIMULATE MY PROSTATE

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:59 No.13404288

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:59 No.13404288

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>>13404242
>OH ANON, IM CUMMING

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:59 No.13404295

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:59 No.13404295

>>13404272
dildo

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:59 No.13404301

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:59 No.13404301

>>13404272
My dick is a common household object

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)20:59 No.13404302

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)20:59 No.13404302

>>13404272

dildo

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404314

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404314

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>>13404288
Stop that, AppleDan.

She's mine.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404315

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404315

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>>13404242

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404316

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404316

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404321

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404321

>>13404272
fingers

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404322

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404322

>>13404314
You better not break her heart motherfucker.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404324

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:00 No.13404324

>>13404272

regular prostate stimulation will cause anal leakage when you get older

enjoy that

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:01 No.13404328

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:01 No.13404328

>>13404315
>tfw I used to spam that in /v/ all the time

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:01 No.13404331

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:01 No.13404331

>>13404272
flashlight

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:01 No.13404347

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:01 No.13404347

>>13404322
I won't.

I'm not like you.

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)21:02 No.13404359

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)21:02 No.13404359

>>13404256
One day, when Celestia was very young, she looked up at the sun. She stared at it knowing it was her destiny. Unfortunately, she stared too long and her eyes burned. She was given treatment and had a full recovery. She learned to never stare at the sun for that long again, or to master total control of the sun and make it bend to her will and her will alone. Scholars aren't sure which lesson was learned that day, and is still under debate. The end.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:02 No.13404360

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:02 No.13404360

>>13404347
nice elitism /)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:02 No.13404362

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:02 No.13404362

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:02 No.13404369

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:02 No.13404369

>>13404212
Pony that's pretty hurtful, I'm powerless to do anything.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404371

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404371

>>13404324
[citation needed]

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404374

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404374

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>>13404030
who do you think has the cooler fursona?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404389

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404389

>>13404362
40/10 concept

1/10 execution

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404392

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404392

>>13404371

you can have all the citation you need when you're buying diapers at 60

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404393

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:03 No.13404393

>>13404202
You move aside and replace her with one of her guards. No reaction. You continue testing it by placing luna next to her sister. Nothing. Finally you shove Fluttershy and Luna together, the room explodes in a fury of outrage, some ponies flinging themselves from the large castle windows while others thank their respective gods for what's happening.

>>13404243
>>13404208
Your efforts to fight the royal guard are seen by the slum-ponies in canterlot. You inspire a rebellion, which lasts all of 20 minutes before Celestia puts it down again. Bad news is you're thrown in a jail off the coast of pony-cuba to live out the rest of your life. Good news, pony jail is essentially a time out corner and works on the honor system.

>>13404221
Luna sees your efforts are actually genuine, and not a weak attempt to become famous by dating royalty. She eventually agrees to one date, you decide to take her to a nightclub where she accidentally buys a shitload of lsd. You wake up 3 weeks later in a Saddle Arabian slum covered in donkeys.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404396

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404396

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404406

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404406

So are we not observing Stallion Saturday?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404409

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404409

pony has checked the guest list again and pony is afraid that "tall smelly turd-flinger" isn't on the registry

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404412

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404412

>>13404070
this is my breaking point. now i have to make a celestia folder.

i have resisted so long but now i am finding myself saving too many pics of her.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404415

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:04 No.13404415

>>13404393

Boop the jail guards whenever they try to deliver food

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404419

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404419

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>>13404406
It's armor saturday.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404424

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404424

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>>13404212
I hate effort. A childhood spent being a natural smartass and never having to really work to get results in most things made me despise anything that DID take patience and dedication, which is why today I'm an adult with no marketable skills.

I am trying to fix this, though. But the time wasted...the things I could be doing now if I'd worked back then...

Feels bad man.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404426

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404426

>>13404406
We should be, but all these gay fags want is mares

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404428

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404428

>>13404393
ask donkeys for autographs

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404430

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404430

>>13404406
I think there was femanon x colt earlier

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404434

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404434

when's BraeburnQuest?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404439

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404439

>>13404393
>You wake up 3 weeks later in a Saddle Arabian slum covered in donkeys.
Is Luna anywhere to be seen?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404443

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:05 No.13404443

>>13404192
the art is shit but the idea is good enough i will save

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404445

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404445

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>>13404406

because it's Caturday?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404448

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404448

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404457

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404457

>Anon, I need you to measure my wingspan! Can't find the measuring tape, though, so you'll have to use your hands and guess.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404458

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404458

>>13404439
No but you think you have a crude version of her cutie mark tattooed on your ass. You have to take the donkeys word for it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404460

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404460

>>13404426
Stallion Saturday involves femanon fucking stallions and/or colts

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404462

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404462

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>>13404359

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404463

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:06 No.13404463

>>13404424
FKING THAT FEEL.
A childhood of being unchallenged is the key to becoming a professional procrastinator that doesn´t like to take efforts.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:07 No.13404464

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:07 No.13404464

>>13404457
>>Anon, I need you to measure my horsecock! Can't find the measuring tape, though, so you'll have to use your hands and guess.

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)21:07 No.13404468

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)21:07 No.13404468

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>>13404457
I'll try my best

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:07 No.13404485

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:07 No.13404485

>>13404457
Why not use my penis? I memorized the erect size down to a millimeter.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:07 No.13404487

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:07 No.13404487

>>13404460
But no one is actually doing it.

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404491

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404491

>>13404462
Ha! I've never seen that comic, I figured that joke was done before.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404494

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404494

>>13404458
Okay. Are my pants anywhere to be seen?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404498

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404498

>>13404468

Why do you even wear socks, Dash

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404502

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404502

>>13404392
So you're making up shit then?

Thanks, all I needed to know

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404505

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404505

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>>13404424
>Coasted through elementary school
>Dropped out of high school because the work actually required me to learn something.

I miss passing effortlessly because 90% of the classes didn't have anything to do with numbers.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404506

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:08 No.13404506

>>13404491
>never seen one of madmax's oldest comics

w-where have you been flak

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)21:09 No.13404516

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)21:09 No.13404516

>>13404498
Because socks and stockings add +5 cuteness to pony

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:09 No.13404517

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:09 No.13404517

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>>13404448
I recognize that uniform...

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:09 No.13404523

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:09 No.13404523

>>13404517
wow what a nerd

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)21:10 No.13404544

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)21:10 No.13404544

>>13404506
I don't know, I don't think I've seen all of Madmax's comics. I should find out when this was made, it might have been before I started watching the show.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:10 No.13404545

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:10 No.13404545

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>>13404505
>>coasted through elementary school

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:10 No.13404550

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:10 No.13404550

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>>13404445
IS IT?!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:10 No.13404554

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:10 No.13404554

>>13404502

Have fun with your stained pants, gramps

[lemon]
09/07/13(Sat)21:11 No.13404569

[lemon] 09/07/13(Sat)21:11 No.13404569

>>13404468
>>13404316
>>13404163
U... unf
~~Makes me want to continue drawing Dash.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:11 No.13404574

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:11 No.13404574

>>13404415
The guards eventually get fed up of being booped, and "let" you escape. Using alot of rope, and a steep drop off a cliff. You make a final effort to boop the ground before you hit.

>>13404428
The donkeys refuse to sign anything, but point you towards the Equestrian embassy. You turn back when you see your face on wanted posters plastered all across the walls.

>>13404494
A donkey seems to be using it as a hat. They look so happy with it you decide to let them keep it.

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)21:11 No.13404577

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)21:11 No.13404577

>>13404544
>March 2011

Yep, before my time.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404587

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404587

>>13404569
go back to that frost colt thing you were doing earlier

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404589

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404589

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>>13404569
Then do it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404591

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404591

>>13404574
blend in with the locals

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404594

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404594

>>13404554
I don't even do that prostate thing, but thanks

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404597

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404597

>>13404574
Time to look into why my face is on wanted posters.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404600

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:12 No.13404600

>>13404574

ROLL TO DETERMINE GROUND-HITTING RESULTS

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:13 No.13404611

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:13 No.13404611

>>13404569
NO

CONTINUE COLTING

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:13 No.13404612

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:13 No.13404612

>>13404569
~~Big horses with little horses, Lemon. Those Canterlot guards are like, twice her size.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:13 No.13404620

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:13 No.13404620

MLPG,
Favorite contributor?
~~DOOKS~~

~~hard mode not ded~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:13 No.13404633

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:13 No.13404633

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I could look at this shit all day

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:14 No.13404635

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:14 No.13404635

>>13404620
GG

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:14 No.13404645

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:14 No.13404645

>>13404569
more femanon x colt first, please

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:14 No.13404647

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:14 No.13404647

>>13404620

Metals

>hard mode
Is Corwin considered ded yet? If so, Glitter Glue.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:15 No.13404650

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:15 No.13404650

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:16 No.13404665

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:16 No.13404665

>>13404620
LK

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:17 No.13404683

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:17 No.13404683

>>13404620
~~hateanon~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:18 No.13404703

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:18 No.13404703

beb again

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:19 No.13404732

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:19 No.13404732

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>>13404620
GR and 2012 SB

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404733

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404733

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what if apple pony refused her apples?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404735

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404735

>>13404406
>So are we not observing Stallion Saturday?
That was pretty much GG's doing and he's not here.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404736

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404736

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>>13404703
It's alright. We Saturday Night.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404740

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404740

>>13404620
she doesn't draw often enough for my tastes but, Rediv.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404741

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404741

>>13404600
Natural 20, your government issued sockem' boppers™ absorb the impact, exploding off your hands and breaking your fall. Before questioning the physics of what just happened you notice an equestrian fishing boat in the distance.You might be able to swim to it before the guards notice you're alive.

>>13404597
>>13404591
You stride pantless through town, trying to keep little anon under control. But being the one human in the world and brazenly slapping every passer by with your junk you get the attention of the guards. You're about to run before you notice they're more concerned for you rather than angry.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404745

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404745

>>13404733
FUCKING APPLE PONY CAN GET STUFFED WITH APPLES

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404747

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:20 No.13404747

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>>13404733

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404753

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404753

>>13404733
she'd be a bad apple pony

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404757

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404757

>>13404741
Do the guards know what happened to Luna?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404764

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404764

>>13404741
If they look concerned, then I should probably stop.

How many of them are unicorns?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404768

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404768

>>13404741

Check for sharks in the water

roll for perception

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404771

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:21 No.13404771

>>13404424
>did minimal stuff throughout school
>now 27
>my life is mine do to with as I please but I don't want to do anything
>no marketable skills
>always poor
>don't care
>hate myself for it

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:22 No.13404778

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:22 No.13404778

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>>13404736
I love that picture so much.

~~I sorta kinda waifu gloomy.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:22 No.13404779

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:22 No.13404779

>someone edited this
oh wow
http://derpiboo.ru/421861

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:22 No.13404780

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:22 No.13404780

>>13404736
I'd that Gloomy
nonsexually and otherwise

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:23 No.13404792

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:23 No.13404792

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What would a Human Raisin Quest be like?

I'm thinking it would take place inside ~~United Airlines Flight 93~~.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:23 No.13404799

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:23 No.13404799

>>13404771
i just turned 24 today and i'm heading that way too.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:23 No.13404800

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:23 No.13404800

You guys remember that time stop story I was fiddling with the other day? I've decided to try to make something of it. Bit of a questy thing. I dunno. I'm just gonna write stuff.

And so it begins. A tale of insight, perception, intimid-- no, those are D&D skills..

ahem

A tale of Mystery, Adventure, and whatever the fuck else happens.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:24 No.13404816

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:24 No.13404816

>>13404799
DON'T WAIT FOR LIFE
LIVE IT NOW

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:24 No.13404825

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:24 No.13404825

>>13404736
I'm okay with this image.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:24 No.13404835

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:24 No.13404835

>>13404736
>niggers

Big Meaty Docks
09/07/13(Sat)21:25 No.13404837

Big Meaty Docks 09/07/13(Sat)21:25 No.13404837

>>13404736
>that thin small dock

disgusting

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:25 No.13404853

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:25 No.13404853

>>13404778
~~I waifu'd her first.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:26 No.13404865

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:26 No.13404865

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It ain't gonna rub itself, anon!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:27 No.13404883

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:27 No.13404883

>>13404736
>post-coitus
>tfw Marker Pony will never be sacred again and now people only care about her for the porn

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:27 No.13404884

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:27 No.13404884

>>13404800
get ye flask

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:28 No.13404897

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:28 No.13404897

>>13404816
why?
i can't keep up and will drop out of college soon.
i tried and failed. i'll try to salvage as much as i can and will kill myself once i have nowhere left to run.
this is as close to living a life as i'll ever get it

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:28 No.13404898

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:28 No.13404898

>>13404865
Alright jeeze, i'll rub your belly.

Just don't try to eat me, Ribbon.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:28 No.13404901

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:28 No.13404901

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>>13404883

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:28 No.13404906

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:28 No.13404906

>>13404865
C'mere you.
~~>puni~~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:29 No.13404914

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:29 No.13404914

>>13404883
>abloobloobloo

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:29 No.13404920

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:29 No.13404920

>>13404901

It's not bait just because someone liked Marker before she became lewd.

I used to like her being a pure maiden.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:30 No.13404942

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:30 No.13404942

>>13404757
>>13404764
Apparently you and Luna "declared war" on Saddle Arabia. Normally this would have started a major diplomatic incident but your war consisted of declaring all the booze yours and rubbing your naked bodies against anything that would hold still long enough, then declaring that it was the most amazing thing ever. Luna was subdued by a squad using a tactical deployment of glow sticks and dubstep. They'd lost you for the better part of a week. When they ship you back to Canterlot you get a stern talking to from Celestia, Luna who's cutie mark has been shaved off on one side and magically grafted to your butt just stares blankly into the distance.

>>13404768
Roll: 3
Water looks great! After out swimming several large and apparently carnivorous trout you scramble up the anchor and on to the fishing boat. The ponies on board are yelling at you in some crazy language and trying to shoo you back down.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:31 No.13404964

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:31 No.13404964

>>13404942

Roundhouse kick ponies into now shark-infested waters

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:32 No.13404987

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:32 No.13404987

>>13404942
touch cutie mark

blink

wave hand in front of luna's face

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:32 No.13404990

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:32 No.13404990

>>13404920
You can't control what other people want.
There's always going to be someone who likes to for-sexual a pony.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:32 No.13404999

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:32 No.13404999

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Welp, here goes nothing.

You're sitting in your room. Alone as usual. A half-eaten Hungry Man dinner sits on the desk, shoved out of the way of your mouse. You casually browse yet another thread on /mlp/, scrolling through all the images and looking for the good ones to save to your folder.

While browsing, you hear a faint sizzle, followed by a pop. You look around, but don't notice anything out of the ordinary.
As you continue to scroll away, your mouse wheel seems to stop working. The page doesn't continue on. Frozen on a picture of Derpy kissing Rainbow Dash. You hear a louder pop followed by a continuous high pitched whine. Oh god.

Your hard drive must be failing. The air smells faintly like ozone. You scramble to turn off your computer, but holding the button down doesn't seem to do anything. Nothing is working. You can't even turn off the monitor. You rush to unplug your machine before it gets toasted, but to your astonishment the screen stays just like it is. You're frantic now, but as you bang away at your tower, you notice that it seems illuminated by a soft purple light, as if a small lamp were turned on in your room. You turn your head to find the source, just in time to see a glowing ball of light suddenly flash outward, growing in size and intensity with a louder POP.

You shield your eyes with your arm. You can't see much, but you hear something coming from that direction. Sounds like someone coughing. A girl, maybe. Young, definitely. Not a smoker's cough. As the light fades and the dust clears, you get a view of what's in front of you. Your jaw drops and your eyes widen. You're speechless.

It's Twilight Sparkle.

(More to come, questy bit to follow soon ~~maybe~~)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:33 No.13405007

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:33 No.13405007

why are we so beb suddenly

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:33 No.13405010

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:33 No.13405010

>>13404990

Exactly the reason you shouldn't call someone disliking her being lewd a troll.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:33 No.13405017

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:33 No.13405017

>>13404942
Huh. Sounds like fun, even if I don't remember any of it. Time to apologize profusely and begin researching a way to return Luna's cutie mark.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405021

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405021

>>13404999
verbose

save

i

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405022

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405022

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405023

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405023

>>13404999
For a minute, I thought she was gonna take over the computer

That would have been far more interesting

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405027

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405027

https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1378583510552.png
( >>13398724 )
https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1378594302122.png
( >>13401906 )

Can someone even explain to me what's going on here? Why does this colt look uncomfortable? Is something bad happening?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405028

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:34 No.13405028

>>13405010
Oh, that was some other guy.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:35 No.13405038

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:35 No.13405038

>>13405027
femanon is making him feel real good

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:35 No.13405044

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:35 No.13405044

>>13405027
Molestation.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:35 No.13405050

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:35 No.13405050

>>13405028

I figured.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:35 No.13405054

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:35 No.13405054

>>13405007
its saturday night you nerd. most normal people are out living life right now.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:36 No.13405076

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:36 No.13405076

>>13404897
I've tried suicide several times. The last time I realized something as I held my gun. Right before I do it, I feel peace. It's because all responsibility is gone. I don't HAVE to live. I don't HAVE to do anything. If I can choose to have no responsibility, then that means that everything about my life is my choice. Including how I feel about everything. So yes, you can kill yourself, that is an option. But I stopped wanting to because I control myself. Shit happens, oh well, I'll die later.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:37 No.13405083

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:37 No.13405083

>>13405054
i spent half the day working. I'm now watching It's Always Sunny.

I wonder what it would take to motivate the composer on MLP to slip in a soundalike of the It's Always Sunny theme at one point.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:37 No.13405087

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:37 No.13405087

>>13405050
Still, you shouldn't get so worked up about ponies you can't change.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:38 No.13405108

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:38 No.13405108

>>13405087

I'm not getting worked up at all, I'm just saying it's okay for people to have different opinions.

I even like lewd Marker, ~~CropTool~~ changed my opinion on that.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:38 No.13405118

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:38 No.13405118

all according to keikaku

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:39 No.13405125

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:39 No.13405125

>>13405021
isn't that the point of writing? I thought that's what differentiates it from just everyday conversation.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:39 No.13405130

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:39 No.13405130

>>13405038
>>13405044
But that doesn't make sense! Everyone knows colts like to be molested by femanons. Something doesn't fit.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:40 No.13405153

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:40 No.13405153

>>13405125
~~It's a joke about interactive fiction games. Verbose means to always put use full desciptions, save is for saving the game, and i checks the inventory.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:41 No.13405162

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:41 No.13405162

>>13404964
You lift your leg into the air to deliver a fierce taste of your Official Mighty Morphin Power rangers Karate Club training, then immediately slip on the wet deck. Your head cracks against the wood hard and you pass out. You wake up to the sound of tires screeching in front of an equestrian hospital with a note taped to your face asking the staff to fix you.

>>13404987
>>13405017
You apologize profusely to Celestia, then the same to Luna with no response. You wave your hand in front of her head a few times, she just keeps staring right through you. You ask Celestia if she can fix her cutie mark, she nods and a servant brings out a large steaming jug asking you to lie down. After what was likely the most painful and only Brazilian was you've ever got she magically slaps the hair back onto Luna's flank, eliciting a yelp.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:41 No.13405165

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:41 No.13405165

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The new villain's true form is so horrific ~~the animators decided to represent him as a bowl of corn soup to prevent nightmares in small children.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:41 No.13405168

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:41 No.13405168

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>>13405022
GET BACK TO WORK!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:41 No.13405169

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:41 No.13405169

>>13405076
i can already see the end, but i can still kill myself later. i don't really want to live anymore, but i'll wait until i can no longer afford food or get evicted. at that point living is no longer worth the trouble.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:42 No.13405189

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:42 No.13405189

>>13405168
I can't wait for season 4 to include a devillainization of her like with Discord.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:42 No.13405198

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:42 No.13405198

>>13405162
cry bitter tears
say how happy you are that luna is back

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:42 No.13405203

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:42 No.13405203

>>13405162

boop the hospital staff as they try to hook me up to medical shit

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:43 No.13405205

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:43 No.13405205

>>13405189
I just hope they don't give her a shitty recolor after, like she gets dipped in hot water and turns from black to pink.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:44 No.13405232

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:44 No.13405232

>>13405162
Is Luna okay? I don't want to be the one to blame for breaking one of the Princesses.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:44 No.13405236

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:44 No.13405236

>>13405205
...and suddenly sprouts a massive layer of fur?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:44 No.13405238

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:44 No.13405238

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:44 No.13405240

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:44 No.13405240

>>13405205
Well, I think she can't do much if they boil him like a crab.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:45 No.13405257

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:45 No.13405257

>>13404999
rub eyes
blink
check you've not overdosed on anything

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:45 No.13405267

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:45 No.13405267

FUCK MY BUTT

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:46 No.13405278

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:46 No.13405278

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all of the amazon celestia talk recently has given me the fetish for giant girls.

anyone know of any porn stars who are really tall so i can pretend its her

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:46 No.13405279

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:46 No.13405279

>>13405165

are you high

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:46 No.13405283

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:46 No.13405283

>>13404999
Pinch self to check if I'm dreaming.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:46 No.13405286

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:46 No.13405286

>>13405278
>13 inch dick

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:47 No.13405304

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:47 No.13405304

>>13405278
Veronica Zemanova is nice. She's not huge, but definitely a lot taller and more built than your average porn star.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:47 No.13405312

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:47 No.13405312

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>>13405189
>>13405205
They better not fucking redeem bughorse, especially not after the comic arc.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:48 No.13405318

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:48 No.13405318

>rub my teats Anon

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:48 No.13405321

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:48 No.13405321

>>13405198
>>13405232

You ask Luna if she's alright, she manages the smallest of nods. Celestia smiles as you give Luna the best bear hug you can muster, then stand next to her beaming and apologizing for what happened. She's looking back at you in horror. That's when you realize that everyone else in court is watching both of you.
Standing right next to eachother.
You're banished to the moon.

>>13405203
After the 50th boop the hospital staff assumes the damage is worse than they feared. You're restrained and shipped off to ponyville's mental ward, where you spend the rest of your days booping at every possible occasion.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:48 No.13405336

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:48 No.13405336

>>13405278

~~http://www.youjizz.com/videos/amber-lifts-and-carries-man-to-orgasm-2190985.html~~

don't judge me

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:48 No.13405339

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:48 No.13405339

>>13405278
>that mons
well hello there boner

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405342

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405342

>>13405321
Sigh.

Look around for a moon slug.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405348

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405348

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>>13405304
>Height. 5' 5¾

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405350

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405350

>>13405321

I didn't know pony medical care was so terrible.

>commit suicide
and try again

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405355

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405355

>>13405278
Wow, that's a small Celestia.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405356

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405356

>>13405321
>You're banished to the moon.
Well fuck. Let's hope they remembered that humans don't live for thousands of years.

HA HA, TIME FOR REGOLITH ANGELS.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405359

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405359

>>13405312
Nope, it's gonna happen. Discord is Celestia's new mage. Chrysalis will bring her army.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405361

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:49 No.13405361

>>13405169
It's your life so you can do whatever you want. Suicide is always an option, I just got bored with it. If you want to just feel sorry for yourself and punish yourself and then end it on a pitiful note, it isn't going to make me sad. What I did is see how big life is and to think that I know enough to come to the conclusion that it isn't worth it is just an excuse to never try and never suffer. So I picked something that was more important than suffering and I'm going toward that. If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. I'm going to die anyway so there is nothing to lose and everything to gain. If I die and there is nothing past death then I might as well not worry about it because there's nothing I can do.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:50 No.13405368

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:50 No.13405368

>>13405356
>>13405350
>>13405342
That's it, you're either banished to the moon or have an incurable case of the boops. I'll do a quest later if you guys actually want it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:50 No.13405378

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:50 No.13405378

>>13405336
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit this is perfect

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:50 No.13405379

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:50 No.13405379

>>13405348
...okay, never mind. She LOOKS taller without a point of comparison.

Maybe that's why she always looks so thick, as well...

GODDAMMIT

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:51 No.13405404

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:51 No.13405404

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>>13405169
>i can already see the end

THEN WIN HER HEART

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:51 No.13405406

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:51 No.13405406

>>13405378
~~if you look up "muscular girl" and shit like that, she has a few videos you can find for free.~~
~~they're all really hot in my opinion~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:52 No.13405414

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:52 No.13405414

>>13405336
I'm going to judge you.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:52 No.13405421

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:52 No.13405421

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>>13405278

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:52 No.13405423

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:52 No.13405423

>>13405312
~~What if they made a four part story arch, that gives us the Changeling backstory, that also explains the disappearance of Flutter Ponies?~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:52 No.13405424

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:52 No.13405424

>>13405414

Don't do it man

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:53 No.13405434

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:53 No.13405434

>>13405368
CLEARLY THE FINAL OPTION

BOOP THE MOON

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:53 No.13405435

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:53 No.13405435

>>13405406
thanks SB

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:53 No.13405453

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:53 No.13405453

>>13405423
>Flutter ponies are what changelings turn into
no sir, I don't like it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405457

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405457

>>13405435
I'm not SB, but you're very welcome.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405458

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405458

>>13405421
The fact that that's real makes me want to wish harm upon him.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405467

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405467

>>13404999
Twilight takes a moment to gain her bearings. She looks around your room, her curious eyes taking everything in while she collects herself. Her horn was still glowing with magical exertion. A pretty big spell was still being cast.

The show. This creature in front of you was from the show you love to watch so much. You open your mouth to speak, but you can't get any words out. You're fumbling with your chair and headphones, trying to figure out what to do with yourself. Twilight seems to have finally noticed you. "There you are!" She calls out to you. Her voice seems tense. She takes a step forward, and you can hear the sound her hooves make on your slightly dingy carpet.

This is real.

Your mouth is stuck wide open. You attempt to respond to Twilight, but all that comes out is a gargled scream. You're screaming like a little girl. What the fuck is wrong with you. Twilight stops walking toward you and looks uneasily at the ground between you. "Are.. you alright? I need to tell you som--"

You interrupt her with another unprovoked squeal of terror. God, you're being so mature about this. You inhale deeply, obviously hyperventilating.You just keep staring at this colorful pony. She's staring back at you now. There isn't a noise to be heard aside from the faint humming from Twilight's horn. After a long, awkward silence, she tries again.

"I need to tell you something important. Please, hear me out. There isn't a whole lot of time. Well.." she pauses, her gaze flicking around. Your eyes follow hers. You only just now notice your ceiling fan has stopped moving. So has your desk fan. The air feels really heavy and still. Twilight continues. "..I mean, I kind of stopped time for us here. But that will only last a short while. As soon as the spell ends, I'll have to go back." She takes another step towards you. You hear that soft sound again, a hoof upon carpet.
(Gah, this is longer than I thought. I promise, questy part is soon!)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405476

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405476

>>13405361
my attempt at life has failed.
my very best still wasn't enough.
i'll hold the fort until it falls and then i'll take the coward's way.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405480

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:54 No.13405480

Guys
Guys seriously
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJMqGHofdec

WE ARE DOING THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:55 No.13405488

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:55 No.13405488

>>13405453
>Bug like
>Not expecting flutterponies
Please anon.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:55 No.13405505

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:55 No.13405505

>>13405467
Demand an explanation

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405508

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405508

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>>13405423
I'm content with changelings being just another wierd species from the Everfree, like timberwolves or cockatrices.

Also what the hell is a 'flutter pony'

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405510

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405510

>>13405480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N1KIO2ttow

superior

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405515

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405515

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>You will never rule Equestria with an iron fist
>You will never have ponies bow before you when you walk around
>You will never offered young fillies to be in your marem just so their families can afford something other than muddy grass to eat.
>You will never have a magically powered mechanical hand that can use all the powers of EoH
>You will never have Celestia pull your cart and walk like a Chicago walking horse
>You will never forcefully have the nightmare force return to Luna
>You will never go into the depths of Tartarus, get a bunch of random exiles to help you in your quest

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405516

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405516

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405527

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:56 No.13405527

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405528

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405528

>>13405515
>You will never rule Equest-
nope

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405529

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405529

>>13405510
That show is so mercilessly violent, it's my favorite

FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405530

FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405530

>>13405508

>not knowing flutterponies

enjoy your smooze anon

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405533

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405533

>>13405480
I laughed so hard when I actually found the ~~Power Armor~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405539

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405539

>>13405467
Well, uh, what's so important you had to shatter the walls between worlds and stop time to tell me? I won't laugh, I promise.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405543

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405543

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405546

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405546

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>>13405434
LET'S DO THIS

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405548

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405548

>>13405533
~~That game has far exceeded GTA for likeable experiences~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405556

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:57 No.13405556

>>13405529

I liked S1

Something about the later seasons changed and it puts me off so much I can't enjoy the show anymore. I hate it because S1 was amazing.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:58 No.13405561

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:58 No.13405561

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:58 No.13405569

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:58 No.13405569

>>13405515
>implying I want to be in charge
That means I'm responsible for all the little shits and fixing problems

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:58 No.13405572

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:58 No.13405572

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:59 No.13405582

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:59 No.13405582

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)21:59 No.13405593

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)21:59 No.13405593

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:00 No.13405600

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:00 No.13405600

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RustyDooks
09/07/13(Sat)22:00 No.13405603

RustyDooks 09/07/13(Sat)22:00 No.13405603

Did we went back in time back to 2012 again?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:00 No.13405605

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:00 No.13405605

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>>13405569
Your not suppose to, your not a prince or a king, you're an "evil" dictator.

All you need to do is keep your soldiers and supporters pleased, anything outside of that should be able to fix itself.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405612

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405612

nyx, please, you had your time

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405614

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405614

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405619

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405619

>>13405476
Then try again. Fall down seven, stand up eight. The only person who cares that you failed is you, so you are the person to blame here. Don't romanticize your self-pity. Right now you are lying to yourself. If you think it's because all you will ever be is shit then change your standards. It isn't because "I'm a failure" it's because "I didn't get what I wanted". You had a fantasy and now it's gone and you can't deal. Reality is showing itself to you and all you can do is whine about you not getting your fantasy. If your fantasy is so much more important than living that killing yourself is the only way to preserve it, then you are a slave. You have a choice.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405625

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405625

>>13405612
>asknyxnow will never update again

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405628

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405628

>>13405605
Can't rule if everything is actually falling to shit.

I still need to keep shit moving in an orderly fashion

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405629

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:01 No.13405629

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:02 No.13405630

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:02 No.13405630

>>13405424
I am judging you so hard right now.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:02 No.13405635

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:02 No.13405635

>>13405556
I'm sort of glad it's petered out?
Not glad to see a show with free and colorful animation stop regular releases lately
But certainly "The Warden is imbalanced XXDDcccc" should not be the standby formula every week

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:02 No.13405637

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:02 No.13405637

>>13405630

don't push me man, I'm close to the edge

i'm trying not to lose my head

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:02 No.13405641

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:02 No.13405641

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:03 No.13405645

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:03 No.13405645

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MSOB !kFo0klyrAk
09/07/13(Sat)22:03 No.13405651

MSOB !kFo0klyrAk 09/07/13(Sat)22:03 No.13405651

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Slight delay to tonight's BraeburnQuest session, but we are questing tonight.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:03 No.13405653

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:03 No.13405653

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:04 No.13405661

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:04 No.13405661

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:04 No.13405671

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:04 No.13405671

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mewball !THuMbsUpyw
09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405677

mewball !THuMbsUpyw 09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405677

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am i in the right thread

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405678

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405678

>>13405619
i worked my ass off for being barely able to cover my living costs?
i'm tired of it all.
i have tried. hard.
but it wasn't enough.
all my life was a fight for everything and this is all i have to show for it.
i will not stand up this time.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405684

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405684

>Nyx spam

nostalgia

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405688

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405688

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405693

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405693

>>13405677
We're under spam at the moment

~~wanna hats?~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405695

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405695

>>13405684
>tfw Mane is ded

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405696

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405696

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405697

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:05 No.13405697

>>13405677
Yeah, though I'm getting a little pissy about the image dump now

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405699

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405699

>>13405684
>"hey son, how did you spend your saturday night?"

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405715

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405715

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405716

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405716

>>13405467
You don't respond right away. Twilight takes your silence to mean that you're listening, so she takes a few more steps towards you, until she is within arm's length. She reaches out and touches her hoof to you. "Anon. I have to present you with a choice. Listen very carefully." She sighs, and her face looks tired. Her body droops, just a little, but you notice it. The spell she is casting must be taking it's toll already.

"I have the power, right now, to take you back with me to Equestria. Once I release this time-holding spell, It'll end my portal spell and I'll end up back home. And I can take you with me." She pauses, to let that sink in. "There is a catch, though. There are no goodbyes for you in this world. If you leave, you leave as you are, this very moment. You cannot alter anything." She exhales heavily, and removes her hoof from you. You release the breath you didn't realize you were holding as well.

"I also don't know what you'll end up like when you get to Equestria. You could still look like you, or you may become more like us. I also can't tell you why I am asking you this right now. I can only tell you that.. Anon.. We need you." She turns her gaze up to lock her eyes with yours. You can see the pleading behind that adorable, yet weary visage.

"So, the choice is yours to make. You have very little time to make it." Her horn's light flickers ominously as she speaks.

You stare back at her, words escaping you once again. You're not very good at this 'talking' thing.

(Questy part is now! what dooo you do?)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405719

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405719

>>13405677
aren't you supposed to be gone over the weekend?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405720

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405720

>>13405678

welfare pays more than minimum wage in 38 states

if you don't want to stand up again, then at least use your freedom to coast comfortably.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405721

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:06 No.13405721

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niggerfaggot pls

mewball !THuMbsUpyw
09/07/13(Sat)22:07 No.13405722

mewball !THuMbsUpyw 09/07/13(Sat)22:07 No.13405722

>>13405693
i noticed
~~for how long? there's some drawings i need to finish~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:07 No.13405724

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:07 No.13405724

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mewball !THuMbsUpyw
09/07/13(Sat)22:07 No.13405733

mewball !THuMbsUpyw 09/07/13(Sat)22:07 No.13405733

>>13405719
nope just yesterday and most of today (though im back earlier than i thought)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:07 No.13405738

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:07 No.13405738

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405746

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405746

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405750

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405750

>>13405722
~~Do that then~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405752

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405752

>>13405733

stram sky high

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405755

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405755

>>13405651
That diamond dog does knot look like a good guy to mess with.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405756

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:08 No.13405756

>>13405628
>Everything is falling to shit.
Nothing's falling to shit, because.
>Horses can feed off grass
There you go, you don't have a hunger problem
>Your soldiers and supporters are most likely ponies and other creatures that absolutely despise Celestia's rule
Now you have an influx of gold and popularity because as of now your the Ruler of Equestria.

>B-b-but the plebs!
They aren't in power and the ponies that are in power are most likely on your side anyway.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405765

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405765

>>13405678
Money is a poor measurement of life. Hell, you can cheat, lie, steal, and otherwise fake that shit. It's just there to support you in what you really want to do. What do you want to do with your life? Do that and forget the money.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405773

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405773

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mewball !THuMbsUpyw
09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405774

mewball !THuMbsUpyw 09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405774

>>13405752
im gonna make a poll later and see if people want whose line or that

because i do have it downloaded

Raxtus
09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405780

Raxtus 09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405780

>>13405716
As if there is a choice, this world sucks, I would go to Equestria.

AppleDan
09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405782

AppleDan 09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405782

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Oh god, what's happening

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405785

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405785

>>13405765
>you can cheat, lie, steal, and otherwise fake that shit
not all of us have 18cha, bro

some of us need a job to eat

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405788

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:09 No.13405788

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405792

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405792

>>13405651
oh god

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405801

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405801

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405805

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405805

>>13405720
too bad i don't live in any of them.
and i'd be a burden to not just a few people but an entire country and that is disgusting.
and i didn't want to spend my birthday like this.
let's just quit and i'll coast on my own and then end it.
>>13405765
i wanted a place to live and enough to eat.
i won't have that for much longer.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405807

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405807

>>13405716
lets gooooo

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405811

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:10 No.13405811

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>>13405716
>"There is a catch, though. There are no goodbyes for you in this world. If you leave, you leave as you are, this very moment. You cannot alter anything."
DONE.

It's going to be killer for my family, but how many humans step out onto another world, let alone live with Sophonts?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405813

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405813

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405814

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405814

>>13405765
Too bad 99% of what people do is for money

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405818

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405818

>>13405756
Infrastructure has to be upkept.

The ponies would not have such sizable agriculture if they could reliably sustain themselves on grass.

Celestia is a very popular pony, everyone supporting me just because I'm not her is not something I can rely on.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405819

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405819

>>13405785
Rob some banks. Do some crime. Get involved in the black market. If all you care about is money than there are more efficient ways than following the law.

mewball !THuMbsUpyw
09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405821

mewball !THuMbsUpyw 09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405821

>>13405782
someone other than you is shitposting for once

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405824

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405824

>>13405782
someone's spamming their cute oc pony
I have no idea why

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405830

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405830

>>13405782
we've traveled into the past

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405834

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:11 No.13405834

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405842

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405842

>>13405805

Why don't you join the National Guard?

Go to basic and AIT, then get paid monthly to chill here. Plus they'll pay for college.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405844

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405844

>>13405716
Pass out.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405846

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405846

>>13405813
what has happened to her eyebrows?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405852

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405852

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405853

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405853

>>13405716
Once in a lifetime chances like this don't come around every day. Let's do this thing.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405858

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405858

>>13405811
>>13405807
>>13405780
There's another catch. Your computer is stuck on whatever tabs you had open at the time. /mlp/ lesbo porn ponies thread included. OH GOD.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405864

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405864

>>13405716
Why

Just why am I needed, and why can't you come back at a later time?

AppleDan
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405865

AppleDan 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405865

>>13405830
Sweet, what episode comes out next week? I hope Scoot's gets her own episode.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405866

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405866

>>13405842
>too bad i don't live in any of them
was that so hard to understand?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405868

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:12 No.13405868

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>>13405846
why don't you tell me, anon

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405878

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405878

>>13405858
> implying that's the worst possible thing to leave on a computer

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405879

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405879

>>13405821

Jeez Mew, the hostility

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405884

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405884

>>13405846
>just woke up
>nothing but mlpg and ~~cookie clicker~~

at least they'll know where I went, I guess?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405886

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405886

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405890

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405890

>>13405716
NO!

TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405891

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405891

>>13405866

Welfare isn't the National Guard you stupid shit

Do you know how to read?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405893

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405893

>>13405864
~~She's not allowed to tell you that, Anon. Maybe you should pay attention :3~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405899

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405899

>>13405858
>Your computer is stuck on whatever tabs you had open at the time
Don't care.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405900

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:13 No.13405900

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mewball !THuMbsUpyw
09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405903

mewball !THuMbsUpyw 09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405903

>>13405879
i'm just kidding around
appledan knows this
~~probably~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405905

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405905

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>>13405879
I think it was a joke, anon

I'm sure you've heard a joke before, right?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405910

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405910

>>13405818
The only reason why they have agriculture is because they have the option to do so, if they didn't then they can very well go eat grass.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405913

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405913

>>13405716
No thanks. Good luck on whatever it is you were doing!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405916

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405916

>>13405890
Oh god I laughed harder than I should have

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405918

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405918

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405925

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405925

>>13405891
where i live there is no national guard. i already told you twice i don't live in the US
do YOU know how to read cuntrag?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405927

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:14 No.13405927

>>13405865
>scoots episode
haha, like that will ever happen

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405933

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405933

>>13405858
~~>amber-lifts-and-carries-a-man-to-orgasm~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405936

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405936

>>13405805
If all you want to do is survive then go to prison. They'll baby you until you die. If you want a secure job then join the military. They'll live your life for you. If you want freedom to live a life you want then do some simple job and use it to support what your really want until you get enough skill to get money for your passion.
>>13405814
99% of people just want to coast in life, have some fun, get theirs, secure it, and avoid death. Pretty much it's just a romanticizing of going back into a womb so you don't have to worry about anything.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405937

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405937

>>13405893
Well, I'm not making a deal with so little knowlege

Find your hero or savior or what ever you need somewhere else.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405939

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405939

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405947

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:15 No.13405947

>>13405925

>i've already told you twice i don't live in the US

no you didn't, you said you don't live in any of the 38 states that pay less than Welfare

jesus christ, maybe you should just kill yourself if you're this stupid

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405948

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405948

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405951

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405951

Guys whenever I'm done having sex with my gf I get really mad and throw her turtle against a wall. Please help, I don't think he can take much more.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405952

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405952

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>tfw you can dress as your favorite fetish
>and no one calls you a furry

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405954

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405954

>>13405865
Scootaloo? That's Apple Bloom orange friend, right? Why would you want an episode about her?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405957

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405957

>>13405716
I guuuuesss...

If I become a pony, though, I'm going to commit suicide.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405961

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:16 No.13405961

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405963

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405963

>>13405947
i am and i should

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405965

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405965

>>13405957
>he doesn't want to be a little pony
what the fuck even

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405966

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405966

>>13405952
> no one
That's a bit of a stretch

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405968

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405968

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405970

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405970

>tfw friend is a hale Polish blonde, 6'4" with D cups

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405972

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405972

>>13405963

Didn't you say that forever ago?

AppleDan
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405974

AppleDan 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405974

>>13405927
heh, yeah I guess you're right. They won't even touch on why Scootaloo can't fly!
>>13405954
I just want her sempai to notice her.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405979

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405979

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>>13405951
>Changing it from masturbating to having a GF

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405981

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405981

>>13405965
She came here and didn't become a human, why should I become a pony if I go there?

EXPLAIN THAT ONE, MS WIZARD

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405983

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:17 No.13405983

>>13405947
You can't threaten that guy with death, he's going to kill himself anyway.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:18 No.13405988

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:18 No.13405988

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:18 No.13405990

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:18 No.13405990

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>tfw fluttershy contributed to that brown gold

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:18 No.13406004

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:18 No.13406004

>>13405983

It's not threatening, it's telling him what he should do

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:18 No.13406005

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:18 No.13406005

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406012

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406012

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>>13405981

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406014

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406014

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406026

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406026

>>13405981
You don't want a three eighteen inch horsecock?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406027

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406027

>>13406004
you don't need t convince me

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406028

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406028

>>13405981
I wasn't questioning the logic of it
I was questioning his desire to commit pony suicide

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406029

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406029

>>13406004
He's going to do it apparently. That's like me telling you that you should breath or eat. It's a shit insult at this point.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406033

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:19 No.13406033

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406036

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406036

>>13406026
No.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406041

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406041

>Season 4 premiere
>Shining Armor and Cadence visit Ponyville
>they find out Twilight and her friends aren't there
>Spike explains that they took the Elements of Harmony, and left with Discord, Chrysalis, and Luna.
>this is because ~~they need the Elements to revive King Sombra.~~
>they are also doing this because ~~they are planning an all-out assault on Canterlot.~~
>Spike is suspiciously calm about all this

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406045

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406045

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406049

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406049

>>13406029

>it's a shit insult

What don't you understand about it's not an insult?

>>13406027

Apparently I do, because you're still here.

FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406055

FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406055

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>>13405965

maybe he hit his head on something

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406061

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:20 No.13406061

>>13406036
What would you need to accept life as a pony? Guns and meat and a loving waifu?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:21 No.13406062

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:21 No.13406062

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:21 No.13406071

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:21 No.13406071

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406079

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406079

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Flak
09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406081

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406081

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>>13406062

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406085

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406085

>>13406049
i said i have time.
but is this the best you got?
come on. break me.
cut it short. make me do it.
because there is a chance that i might not do it and we don't want that.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406089

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406089

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>>13406055
unf bubblebutt unf unf

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406090

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406090

>>13406049
Then what is it? If it isn't an insult then it's just an agreement. A shit agreement at that.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406092

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:22 No.13406092

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406097

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406097

>>13406081
Scootaloo no!
we don't murder the oc ponies, regardless of how silly they look or how absurd their backstory is

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406098

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406098

>>13406061
I would have had to have always been a pony.

And if I was always a pony, Equestria wouldn't have needed me.

It is irreconcilable.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406099

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406099

>>13406081
fucking hooves, how do they work?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406102

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406102

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>>13405979
Plz I don't think he can take it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406105

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406105

>>13406081
I would build things with the orange filly. We could also take shit apart and put it back together to figure out how it works.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406108

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:23 No.13406108

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I love nyx spam.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:24 No.13406113

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:24 No.13406113

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>>13406081
Hey, you did my request!

She has such a great face of wonder!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:24 No.13406115

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:24 No.13406115

>>13406097
You know I just realized that Nyx is now not canon because of the comics.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:24 No.13406120

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:24 No.13406120

>>13406089
>Why do you keep looking at my butt Anon?
>Is there something on it?
>I can't see it can you get it?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406126

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406126

>>13406085
You don't want to be broken. You want to be comfortable. You want to be a child and have reality take care of all your problems. So why don't you actually admit it to yourself because this lie is thin. You don't have anything to lose because "oh I'm just going to kill myself anyway" so say what you really feel. What, are you more scared of the truth than death?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406130

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406130

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>>13406115
>Nyx is now not canon
>now

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406137

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406137

>>13406108
i don't want to be the artist that looks at that and says "yep, that's good. i'll upload it"

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406140

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406140

>>13406130
You know what I mean, impossible to even fit into canon.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406142

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:25 No.13406142

>>13406085

If you can't do it now, you're never going to do it. You just want to be spoonfed life because you're a loser.

yet you have the audacity to call living on welfare sickening.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406144

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406144

>>13406120
no, there's nothing on it
it's just...big

Nyarlathotep !VwZvCXxy0.
09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406149

Nyarlathotep !VwZvCXxy0. 09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406149

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Applejack is now a cat. How do you feel about this?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406157

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406157

>>13406149
I make more at puns than horse puns.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406158

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406158

>>13404223
>>13404256
Art: Screw Leona, draw Celly wearing Lux's outfit.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406159

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:26 No.13406159

so are the red cookies always bad?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406166

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406166

>>13406144
>A-are you saying I'm fat Anon?
>I try, you know!?
>run off crying

Good job genius

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406176

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406176

>>13406126
>>13406142
that hurts, but you can do better than that.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406177

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406177

>tfw your waifu will never give you a ponejob

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406180

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406180

>>13406159
Nope
Elder Frenzy is fucking amazing, and you can still chains and cookie bonuses

Gold cookies are still better if you have the upgrade though

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406182

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406182

>>13406158

Why Lux instead?

That makes no sense

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406185

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:27 No.13406185

>>13406158
Seconding this.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:28 No.13406192

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:28 No.13406192

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>>13406149
Just fine. An applecat is fine too.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:28 No.13406199

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:28 No.13406199

>>13406166
"No, you silly horse, get back here.
It's not a bad thing at all, who told you that?"

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:28 No.13406201

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:28 No.13406201

>>13406176

Nobody's trying to get you to do anything you fuck, just kill yourself already.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:28 No.13406204

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:28 No.13406204

My name is anon and I want to cum inside Jack Sparrow.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:29 No.13406210

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:29 No.13406210

>>13406149
Applecathat

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:29 No.13406214

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:29 No.13406214

>>13406204
I'd rather watch Jack Sparrow impregnate PHN.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:29 No.13406216

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:29 No.13406216

>>13406199
She already gone Anon, despite bumping in to a few things on her way out.

You fucked up.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:29 No.13406219

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:29 No.13406219

>>13406201
>>13406176
can everyone here take a step back and realize how fucking absurd this is right now

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406222

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406222

http://i.imgur.com/3pB6xIt.jpg

...unf I guess maybe?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406225

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406225

>>13405716
You pinch yourself several times. Yep. This is still real. You finally manage to wrangle control of your own breathing long enough to utter some words. "What do you need me for? Why do you need ME specifically?" You blurt the words out through gasped breaths. They seem to fall heavily on the mare's ears; they droop as she turns her head.
"I can't tell you right now. You have to decide first. That's the condition." She speaks more softly than before. You can't tell if she's getting tired or if she's trying to lighten the blow. The light emanating from her flickers again. "Anon, you have to hurry. You must decide, right now. Stay, or go?"

You are so not ready to make this decision, but you're out of time. You close your eyes, and inhale deeply, trying to weigh the pros and cons, trying to find a reason to stay, and an easy way to turn her down.
Your choice barges its way out of your mouth before you can stop it.
"Take me with you, Twilight." The sentence sounds foreign as you speak it. Where did that come from? You watch as Twilight's eyes light up with joy. She gives a happy sounding "Yes!" and lunges at you. You don't have time to ponder it as Twilight grabs your hand and tugs you forward, out of the safe zone of your chair and computer, away from the dull blue light radiating from your screen. You exclaim loudly, but your voice is drowned out by the sudden sound of rushing air. You feel warmer as you close the distance towards the pony. The warmth envelopes you from the ground up, and the world seems to come out from under your feet for a moment. Your eyes are blinded by bright light, and you hear that same, familiar popping sound.

And then you hit the ground. Your body lands in what feels like soft grass. That's interesting. You shake the bright light out of your eyes, and the dizziness out of your head. You look down at your body to see the damage.. and you might be surprised by what you find.
(Choose your Race! Human, Pegasus, Unicorn, or Earth)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406232

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406232

Why are we quite this slow tonight?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406233

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406233

>>13406225
hooman

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406236

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406236

>>13406177
>become a pony
>the first thing that happens is a long and serious lesson on why your pone hole is for pone use only
>anon comes 'round looking for a ponejob
>kick sand in his face and flee

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406240

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406240

>>13404620
Everyone who's done something within the last few weeks or so. Breaks up the monotony, yeah?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406241

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406241

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Pony wants you to shut up and sleep with her.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406242

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406242

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406243

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406243

>>13406225
Unicorn master race.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406245

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406245

>>13406219

Whatever it is, it's probably significantly less absurd than being in a place that birthed a fandom for a little girl's show that's been going strong for 3 years

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406248

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:30 No.13406248

Twittlelight Sprinkle does not approve of this thread.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406249

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406249

>>13406232
because your filters are too strong or your standards for speed are too high

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406256

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406256

>>13406225
Human and we slowly become pegasus

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406257

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406257

>>13406177
>ponut
>poner
>poejob
the pony puns keep getting worse and worse.
it's just like the show

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406259

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406259

>>13406225
WINGHORSE

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406266

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406266

>>13406225
Unicorn
Something about your expectations of the world and being able to alter it has dictated the Void's choice

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406270

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:31 No.13406270

>>13406232
Questing.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406272

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406272

>>13406225
earth

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406277

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406277

>>13406248
I don't know who that is, but her approval suddenly means a lot to me

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406278

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406278

>>13406225
An angel

ANGEL WINGS AND HUMAN FORM

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406279

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406279

>>13406236
>Pone used sand attack
>It's not very effective
>Anon used harden
Run faster pone, faster!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406283

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406283

>>13406249
The only thing I've filtered is the depression/suicide guy and his antagonizer.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406284

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406284

>>13406225
Human

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406285

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406285

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>>13406222
>thumbnail
>oh boy sister incest in tub my favorite

wait a minute that aint ponies

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406286

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406286

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>>13406097

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406288

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406288

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IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406295

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406295

>>13406185

unseconding

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406296

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:32 No.13406296

>>13406225
pegasus!

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406305

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406305

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question
~~has there been a RainbowQuest yet?~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406306

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406306

>>13406225
Earth. We are stronk

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406315

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406315

>>13406222
Doesn't look like anything's going on here, and it's not ponies

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406316

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406316

>>13406305
No, you haven't started it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406319

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406319

>>13406305
No.
~~Do it.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406320

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406320

>>13406305
No, rainbow a shit

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406328

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:33 No.13406328

>>13406225
We're human, we just start adopting horse habits as we go.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406335

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406335

>>13406305
~~You could use my questy to go to rainbow's house ~~if you choose pegasus~~~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406336

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406336

>>13406316
>>13406319
>implying xieril draws

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406341

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406341

>>13406305
>>13406316
What if RainbowAppleQuest

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406342

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406342

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>>13406305
You know what has to be done.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406343

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406343

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>>13406241
Pony wants you to stop shitposting on the internet and work on improving your life.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406344

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406344

>>13406225
Unicorn. Even if we can't use magic right away, there's always the possibility of shanking a bitch with the horn.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406348

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406348

>>13406232
Last session of the Celestiaquest

Jack T. Herbert
09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406349

Jack T. Herbert 09/07/13(Sat)22:34 No.13406349

Hello this is Jack T. Herbert and I said I hated 4chan but now I don't. Now I want anon to shove his giant finger in my ear.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406357

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406357

>>13406225
You're human for now but for some damned reason you've gone a funny color.

~~Roll 1 - 255 three times, it'll be the RGB value.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406359

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406359

>>13406176
If you wanted to die, you would have killed yourself. You are lying to yourself. This is nothing short of an existential temper tantrum because you didn't get it your way. You don't want life, you want a fantasy. And you are a big manchild because you don't want to grow up. Life is too hard. Oh woe is me. Looks like I'll just kill myself because I've figured out everything about existence. And it isn't what I wanted. It should be what I want because I want to be God. Spoon feed me please and change my diaper because I don't want to be responsible for anything.
>>13406219
I like the absurd.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406361

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406361

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>>13406316
tex

~~DRAW A TEXANON CENTAUR~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406367

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406367

>>13406225
Human because it is the closest to Diamond Dog ;_;

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406370

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406370

>>13406279
>fling self in to the sky
>figure out how wings work by hovering just out of anon's reach
>fly up a bit higher
>divetackle anon
>distract him with a pony blowjob

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406378

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406378

>>13406349
>Now I want anon to shove his giant finger in my ear.

You're looking for Mewball

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406383

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:35 No.13406383

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>>13406222

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406388

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406388

>>13406305
There was Rainbow Dash + Fluttershy menage a trois quest on the sub a year ago. That's about it.

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406389

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406389

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>>13406342
>>13406316
>>13406319
I'll see what I can come up with

>>13406320
>>13406336
>

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406392

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406392

>>13406370
>he gets your pone hole

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406397

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406397

>>13406361
But why?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406402

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406402

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>>13406357
PLEASE
YES
DO THIS

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406403

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406403

>>13406370
>distract him with a pony blowjob
YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406405

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406405

>>13406343
I have no skills or talents and every time I try I'm bombarded of memories of fucking up and being laughed at.

Not to mention I'm poor as poor can get (well at least with a shitty computer and internet)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406416

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:36 No.13406416

>>13406279
You don't get effective notices on pure status-affecting moves.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406420

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406420

>>13406392
what! no!
that's for pone only

>>13406403
THAT'S A CHANCE I'M WILLING TO TAKE

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406422

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406422

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PewDiePie
09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406425

PewDiePie 09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406425

Hello this is PewDiePie and I want to shove pinkie pie in my eye socket.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406433

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406433

>>13406420
>A CHANCE I'M WILLING TO TAKE
Oh ho

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406434

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406434

>>13406416
Then pone used mud slap.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406436

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:37 No.13406436

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>>13406389
yiss

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406441

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406441

>>13406359
this is almost the same thing as before, but it's getting closer.
make me cry. kick me when i'm down.
i need this. i want the end, but i need some help for the final push.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406442

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406442

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>>13406425
too bad
she's busy

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406443

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406443

>>13406357
Oh god, this will end badly.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406451

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406451

>>13406420
>CHANCE
I see what you did there.

Pinkie Pie
09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406456

Pinkie Pie 09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406456

>rape

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406457

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406457

>>13406416
Anon pone isn't pokemon. Pone doesn't play by your rules. Pone plays fast and loose.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406459

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406459

>>13406420
YOU LET HIM GET TOO CLOSE

IT'S BEEN UNPONED

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406460

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:38 No.13406460

>>13406443
~~Well yeah, that's sort of the point.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:39 No.13406470

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:39 No.13406470

>>13406422
Twilight is too tall.
I don't like it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:39 No.13406473

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:39 No.13406473

>>13406357
oh no

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:39 No.13406483

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:39 No.13406483

>>13406343
Are you sure? Doesn't she want me to stay up all night and talk to strangers about her?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:39 No.13406490

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:39 No.13406490

>>13406457
>fast and loose
Like Rainbow Dash's saggy cunt

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:40 No.13406496

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:40 No.13406496

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>>13406397
Because it would be very interesting to see

hell dress him up for adventure and stuff

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406516

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406516

>>13406490
>~~implying Rainbow Dash doesn't know an extensive series of winking exercises that have been clinically proven to improve stamina and tightness~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406522

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406522

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406524

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406524

>>13406441
Buy a gun. For "muh protection"
Go pick out some nice alcohol some time later.
Make sure it's plenty.

Let nature take its course.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406526

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406526

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>>13406434
no, I used sand attack just like my hero
I'm not flinging mud because I don't want to make a mess of everything

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406528

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:41 No.13406528

>>13406516
She might, but
Do you really think she'll practice them in the midst of her quest to GOTTAGOFAST?

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
09/07/13(Sat)22:42 No.13406541

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 09/07/13(Sat)22:42 No.13406541

>>13406496
I'm trying to draw an idea right now, but maybe I'll draw your idea afterwards.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:42 No.13406546

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:42 No.13406546

>>13406522
that was a close one, i almost saved this

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:42 No.13406561

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:42 No.13406561

>>13406526
That's pocket sand, that's like comparing solar beam to hyperbeam you fuckin' noob.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406563

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406563

>>13406528
>implying Rainbow Dash wouldn't have every muscle trained in order to go fast in every possible situation

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406580

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406580

>>13406561
well I don't have spring-loaded saddlebags so I had to improvise

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406581

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406581

>>13406541
Okay then, I hope you have lots of fun drawing the thing you like.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406582

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406582

>>13406496
Ponies should definitely wear clothes. If they come to our world they should always wear cute clothes.

Hell, what if we go to Equestria and they do in fact all wear clothes? At least just something for the saddle and back.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406586

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:43 No.13406586

>>13406524
that was weak.
i'm reading your posts before over and over and i'm starting to see it. just give me a little more of that.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:44 No.13406595

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:44 No.13406595

Guys I have a confession.
I never wanted to cum inside rainbow dash.
Ever in the history of 5ever.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:44 No.13406597

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:44 No.13406597

>>13406546
>almost

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:44 No.13406603

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:44 No.13406603

>>13406357
234, 109, 91

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:44 No.13406607

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:44 No.13406607

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>>13406225
Humans win it out.
>>13406357
And I love love love this idea.

Pegasi second place.

Pic related, its what color you turned. A minty sort of greenish .. thing. Lovely.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406623

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406623

>>13406595
Okay, but ~~don't you want to cum inside Flitter?~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406626

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406626

>>13406607
uh oh

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406633

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406633

I hate it when people using the phrasing "true facts."

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406634

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406634

>>13406607
Find Lyra and have some incest roleplay

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406636

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:45 No.13406636

>>13406623
>Flitter
>not CloudChaser

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406641

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406641

>>13406607
> "Are you related to Lyra"?

Better get fucking used to that

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406642

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406642

>>13406582
No, pony should not wear clothes, pony should be naked.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406648

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406648

>>13406607
>we are lyra
AYAYAY! DIOS MIO!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406651

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406651

>>13406607
That's actually not a terrible color. You rolled that at random?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406652

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406652

>>13406441
You can't blame this on me. It's your choice. Everything about your life is your choice. You just want to use me as an excuse because you can't do it. Once again you are proving that you just want to be a child. Can't accept life, can't take it away. What you want to end is suffering but IT WILL NEVER END. Accept it as a fact of existing. It isn't that you've failed, it's that your fantasy is gone. A fantasy of never being self-responsible and self-aware. Choose to be responsible for your life or create another fantasy. Either way there will be suffering. Pain is inevitable. You have to push through it and strive for something that is more important than hurting.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406653

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406653

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>>13406582
I like ponies in clothes.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406663

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406663

I actually haven't ever wanted to cum inside any pony.
I have only wanted to cuddle Chrysalis.
/mlp/, is something wrong with me?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406665

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:46 No.13406665

>>13406607
Well, this is just great. So... now can we get an idea of why we're here?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:47 No.13406683

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:47 No.13406683

>>13406636
>why not both

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:47 No.13406687

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:47 No.13406687

>>13406607
Alright. Where the hell is Twilight and why do I look like artificial mint flavoring?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:48 No.13406692

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:48 No.13406692

>>13406651
used random.org and input the results here
http://www.rapidtables.com/web/color/RGB_Color.htm

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:50 No.13406738

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:50 No.13406738

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>>13406642
But pony in clothes is adorable.

I bet an adventuring pony would tall wear leather boots with metal shoes. A saddle to carry her equipment, a yoke that she can store a mouth-grippable weapon in and some nice padding over her back. Maybe a helmet.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:50 No.13406741

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:50 No.13406741

okay, seriously.

which one of you fuckers moved the discussion from cookies, to zebra tits to pony porn in /ccg/ this time?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:51 No.13406745

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:51 No.13406745

>>13406652
it looks like what you said took some time to take effect. i can't stand this feeling, but i won't look away. not this time. things will be easier and better this way.

thanks for helping me.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:51 No.13406747

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:51 No.13406747

>>13406692
I did the same thing and got something Colgate blue.

It's legit enough.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:52 No.13406768

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:52 No.13406768

>>13406738
Too bad, pony is for naked.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:52 No.13406784

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:52 No.13406784

> CelestiaQuest
> Celestia just got stabbed with an Infinite blade, the wound will not heal
> Ever
SmutAnon is the greatest

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:52 No.13406785

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:52 No.13406785

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~~Alt Clicking a thumbnail will autosave the full image into the last folder you used with your broswer~~

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)22:53 No.13406797

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)22:53 No.13406797

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>>13406692
>>13406357
I did it as well and got this

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:53 No.13406800

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:53 No.13406800

>>13406784
FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:54 No.13406814

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:54 No.13406814

>>13406784
>CelestiaQuest
link mah boi

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:54 No.13406819

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:54 No.13406819

>>13406800
The. GREATEST.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:54 No.13406828

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:54 No.13406828

>>13406784
I hope she ~~doesn't miscarry~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406839

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406839

>>13406814
OVER HERE SON
>>13395839

It's toward the bottom, as you'd expect. Anons are scrambling. It's all been orchestrated so QuestANon is maximally fucked.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406841

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406841

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>nothing to drink but rum and tang
I don't want to leave my house but it's come to this
If I'm not back in 30 minutes tell my waifu I love her

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406848

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406848

>>13406784
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THIS WOUND WILL NEVER HEAL

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406852

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406852

>>13406785
I just did that and all it did was highlight the picture.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406857

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:55 No.13406857

>>13406841
But anon, I don't know who your waifu is or how to contact her.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406862

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406862

>>13406768
Do you think pony would humor my fetishes and wear socks to bed?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406865

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406865

>>13406784
>"With all three worldshards, and if we're quick enough, Luna or myself could heal such a wound. Given the power of the Scales, I would imagine they are capable of such a feat as well."

HOPE RIDES ALONE

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406866

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406866

>>13406785
You're a wizard.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406881

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406881

>>13406841
if you have a sink, drink water

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406882

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:56 No.13406882

>>13406828
It's pretty deep in her chest. Even if it didn't puncture her heart she's going to die, probably in minutes. It just transverses everything along the path of the jab.

There's supposed to be a way to reverse it, but only with two other near-identical swords.

You only have one, and the only motherfucker who MIGHT know the Quest just cold-cocked.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:58 No.13406901

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:58 No.13406901

WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS PICTURE
<<< RIGHT HERE

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:58 No.13406902

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:58 No.13406902

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>>13406857
the prettiest flowerpon, of course

>>13406881
I can't drink rum straight and adding water doesn't make it any better

but I've already wasted enough time
I must go

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:59 No.13406911

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:59 No.13406911

>>13406784
We need to invent duct tape and fast! If you can't fix it, Duct it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:59 No.13406913

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:59 No.13406913

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>>13406683

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:59 No.13406914

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:59 No.13406914

>>13406901
><<< RIGHT HERE
That's the left, Anon.
And it's the Machinist.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)22:59 No.13406916

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)22:59 No.13406916

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Guys what the fuck is this?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406929

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406929

>>13406882
>>13406784
I've got a brilliant idea! Plug it back up with the knife!

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406930

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406930

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>>13406607
> "... Wait. I look like Skeeter?"

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406931

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406931

>>13406784
{spoiler]Fuck you, Anon

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406934

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406934

>>13406916
>Crystal air
I beg your pardon

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406940

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406940

>>13406902
I never said to add it to the fucking rum
just drink the water by itself.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406942

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:00 No.13406942

>>13406916
Long term exposure to crystal causes various mutations

There's a reason the Crystal Kingdom is isolated in the far, frozen north

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:01 No.13406947

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:01 No.13406947

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:01 No.13406958

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:01 No.13406958

>>13406607
>>13406225
Your eyes are a bit foggy, but you can make out your general shape. You seem to be.. still a human. Well, that's a bummer. You were sort of hoping.. ah well. You rub your face with your hand, and freeze. Your hand looks different. You furiously rub your eyes and look again. Nope. Your hands are green. Like, minty green.
"Twilight, what the hell did y-" You look up as you exclaim, and your voice is cut short. Twilight is there, sure. She seems just as surprised at your appearance as you do.

That's not what catches your eye though. You blink a few times as you take it in. You're in Ponyville. And you're surrounded.. by ponies. You recognize almost all of them. Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow and AJ are all near Twilight. Celestia herself stands just beyond them, with several royal guardsmen at her side. Again, you're speechless. You really need to work on that.

"Welcome to Equestria, Anon." Twilight moves closer to you as she speaks, and offers her ~~wing~~ to help you get up. You sit there in stunned silence for a long, awkward moment before taking it and standing up with Twilight's help. Almost as soon as you get to your feet, a blast of pink erupts from the corner of your eye and you're back on the ground. On your back. With a delighted Pinkie Pie staring directly at your face. Her nose is touching yours. You can smell her breath. It doesn't smell like horse breath.
"Oh my gosh It's really a human I didn't think you'd look like this how do you walk on just two legs why is your dress so weird are all humans that color or did you just get it randomly do you know any fun party songs do you want to be my friend I want to be YOUR friend lets have a welcoming party!" Pinkie lights up with magic as Celestia pulls the eager pony away from you with her magic, setting her down gently.
"Calm down, Pinkie Pie. There will be plenty of time for introductions. Right now, I'm sure this.. human.. would like an explanation. Am I correct?"

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:01 No.13406962

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:01 No.13406962

>>13406930
No, chistery, that was rape

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:02 No.13406968

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:02 No.13406968

>>13406940
You want him to drink the stuff in the toilet? That's disugsting.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:02 No.13406970

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:02 No.13406970

>>13406929
That ... That's actually not such a bad idea, but the gem would offer pretty slight resistance even if it's powered down. SHe'd more or less bleed out around it.

You're right that you're supposed to leave foreign bodies in place until you're VERY certain it can be removed with minimal blood loss but Anon just saw his girlfriend stabbed through the heart with a blade VERY CLEARLY REMARKED "simply cuts even things with are 'uncuttable.'

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:02 No.13406986

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:02 No.13406986

>>13406958
... Does Anon still have on clothes?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:02 No.13406991

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:02 No.13406991

>>13406940
>I have nothing to drink but rum and tang
>what about water?
>ew I'm not gonna drink rum and water

hehehehehehhhe

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13406995

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13406995

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>>13406947
>Wander can eat all the wieners
>Hater can too
GAY CONFIRMED

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407004

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407004

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Here's another.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407011

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407011

>>13406986
yes. Also, rambling-pinkie-pie-cliche.. I took a risk. I liked it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407015

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407015

>>13406970
Why dont you just cover it with the flat of the blade to stop the bleeding and bandage that? Macguyver that shit.

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407016

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407016

>>13406962
~~I came up with the RGB thing, so maybe that's deserved~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407018

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:03 No.13407018

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>>13406947

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407026

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407026

>>13407018
This show is literally absolute shit

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407027

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407027

>>13406958
Hm. I dunno, do I really want to know what I just gave up my life on Earth for? Or do I just want to trust that the magical pony princess hasn't abducted me for sinister purposes?

C'mon. Spill it.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407031

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407031

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>>13406916
I legitimately take issue with this if it's made to mock that poor kid.

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407033

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407033

>>13406995
>not eating all the weiners
What are you, gay?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407038

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:04 No.13407038

>>13407026
I know

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407045

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407045

>>13407015
internal bleeding is worse than external bleeding

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407052

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407052

>>13406958
duh

uh

what

goat train
09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407055

goat train 09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407055

I HAVE TWO HOURS TO PANIC AND DRAW AS MANY PONIES AS POSSIBLE. I NEED PONY NAMES AND SOMETHING SIMPLE FOR THEM TO BE DOING, uh, please.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407059

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407059

>>13407027
I AM spilling it. I ran out of characters.

choices are usually in (these)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407063

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407063

>>13407018
>tfw 197 cursors

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407064

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:05 No.13407064

>>13407015
The blade can either be pretty pedestrian when powered down or simply cuts by a thousand nicks when powered up. There's no especial advantage to holding the blade flat against the wound but Anon should have left it in.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407072

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407072

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>>13406995

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407077

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407077

>>13407055
Draw them panicking obviously

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407078

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407078

>>13407055
APPLE BLOOM. Eating "lunch". Which is a pile of apples. She looks like she can't eat anther bite.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407079

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407079

>>13407055
Just look up candy names and make it a candy theme. Jesus what do I have to think of everything around here.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407081

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407081

>>13407055
Applebloom knitting

Fleetfoot crashing

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407086

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:06 No.13407086

>>13407055
PINKIE PIE
DRESSING

RARITY
CARING FOR ANIMALS

RAINBOW DASH
BUCKING APPLES

APPLEJACK
CASTING MAGIC

TWILIGHT SPARKLE
PARTYING

FLUTTERSHY
GOING FAST

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:07 No.13407095

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:07 No.13407095

>>13407086
>APPLEJACK
>CASTING MAGIC
I SECOND THIS

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)23:07 No.13407108

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)23:07 No.13407108

>>13407055
Sparkler being grumpy at another pony.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:08 No.13407115

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:08 No.13407115

>>13407055
Applejack. She is panicking because her hat is on fire.

goat train
09/07/13(Sat)23:08 No.13407123

goat train 09/07/13(Sat)23:08 No.13407123

>>13407086
>>13407095
Shit you guys, she'd better be casting "APPLE".
~~Or "BEST PONE".~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:08 No.13407130

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:08 No.13407130

>>13407123
>not casting both
do it goat

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:09 No.13407143

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:09 No.13407143

>>13407055
Scootaloo scooting on her ass, like a dog does to wipe its ass on the carpet.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:09 No.13407148

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:09 No.13407148

LEMON
LEMON
LEMON

~~How's that colt cumming along?~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:10 No.13407177

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:10 No.13407177

I want to Rainbow Dash while I Rainbow Dash in Rainbow Dash

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407183

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407183

>>13407055
Pinkie Pie and fluttershy having ~~tea~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407185

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407185

>>13407123
>Buck Wizard
>Not casting HOOF
>being this non-caster
>2013

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407189

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407189

>soundspeed is going to pay us another visit

fuck

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407197

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407197

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>>13407055

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407199

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:11 No.13407199

Pony just slapped your butt, how do you react?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407211

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407211

>>13407199
That would depend on the pony.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407213

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407213

>>13407055
Rainbow Dash eating cake ~~on her back~~.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407215

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407215

>>13406744
did

did this actually happen

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407216

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407216

>>13407199
Instantly cum and start farting.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407218

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407218

>>13407199
Jiggle

Nonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407219

Nonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407219

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>>13407197

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407222

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407222

>>13407213
>Rainbow Dash on her back

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407223

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:12 No.13407223

>>13407199
Which pony?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:13 No.13407232

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:13 No.13407232

>>13407199
>rape

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407244

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407244

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Wake up, see this next to you.
What do?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407247

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407247

>>13407219
no really

at no point do their heads collide

if anything their shoulders should suffer the most damage

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407252

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407252

>>13407115
>Rainbow Dash: You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! Strange isn't it?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407255

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407255

>>13407223
>>13407211
Your second favorite pony, the first favorite saw the whole thing.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407257

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407257

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Actually spoilers.
Do not click.
DO NOT CLICK.
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DON'T CLICK AND GET ANGRY ABOUT A THING YOU JUST DID

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407258

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407258

>>13407244
Grab pony
Cuddle
Go back to sleep

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407260

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:14 No.13407260

>>13407244
kick her out.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407266

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407266

>>13407244
cum inside

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407268

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407268

>>13407244
scream

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407269

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407269

>>13407244
Make like I'm still asleep, grab pony. Go back to sleep with pony firmly in my grip.

Nonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407273

Nonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407273

>>13407247
Their heads DO jolt forward pretty fast, though. Could be like "shaken baby syndrome"

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407276

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407276

>>13407255
>second favorite: Rarity
>first favorite: Twilight
Invite them both to bed.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407278

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:15 No.13407278

I'm legit panicking

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:16 No.13407291

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:16 No.13407291

>>13407219
>>13407247

Run into somebody at full force by accident without noticing them first. You're going to be disoriented. We could say that's what's happening there.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:16 No.13407293

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:16 No.13407293

>>13407278
About what? Your candy-colored waifu losing you even as she carries your foal?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:16 No.13407302

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:16 No.13407302

>>13407257
>tfw not even during escapist wish fulfilment quests you are allowed to be happy

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:17 No.13407321

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:17 No.13407321

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Flitter's jiggly butt recoiling from the gun.gif when

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:17 No.13407323

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:17 No.13407323

>>13407244
Ask where Twilight is.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:18 No.13407332

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:18 No.13407332

>>13407055
Panka licking fluttershy

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:18 No.13407338

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:18 No.13407338

Guys. Is there any possible way to get to Equestria?
The Combine could do it. I wanna do it.
We need to build a portal so we can travel across the multiverse.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:19 No.13407357

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:19 No.13407357

>>13407255
I ask her politely to not do it again.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:20 No.13407372

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:20 No.13407372

>>13407321
>not a jiggly everything

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:20 No.13407378

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:20 No.13407378

>>13407293
No my candy-colored waifu casting a mind-swap spell to put my mind into the body of her unborn foal, forcing me to spend the next 11 months curled up helpless inside her horse womb, able to think but not able to move or entertain myself, and then experience being born from her horse vagina, then forced to suckle her teats for sustenance as my young, frail baby horse body doesn't allow me to be independent from her

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:21 No.13407404

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:21 No.13407404

Pony is pretty.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:22 No.13407408

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:22 No.13407408

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I want to cum inside Honey Squid.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:22 No.13407414

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:22 No.13407414

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Daily reminder.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:23 No.13407426

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:23 No.13407426

>>13407378
Meanwhile your body with her previously unborn child is...what? A drooling mess shitting itself in the corner?

Nonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:23 No.13407442

Nonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:23 No.13407442

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pretty beb tonight

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:24 No.13407445

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:24 No.13407445

>>13407426
~~That's probably somebody's fetish.~~

I think a mind-swap spell is the wrong term.

Flak
09/07/13(Sat)23:24 No.13407462

Flak 09/07/13(Sat)23:24 No.13407462

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>>13407414
Okay.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:25 No.13407468

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:25 No.13407468

>>13407442
Everyone is off in the grand finalle of celestia quest

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:25 No.13407479

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:25 No.13407479

>>13407426
It was suckling from her teats while I was in the womb, and I could hear her teaching it to speak, move and play, like a normal child.
When I am born it will be my older sibling

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:26 No.13407501

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:26 No.13407501

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:27 No.13407518

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:27 No.13407518

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>>13406958
Celestia steps away from her guards and joins Twilight. She lifts you off the ground and politely sets you on your feet. You casually dust yourself off. "Ahem. Yes, please. I definitely would like to know what the heck is going on please." Celestia nods, her eyes shutting for a moment.

"I sent Twilight to look for help. She has experience with creatures like you. I told her to find one who had a desire to enter our world, one worthy of the the task of aiding in its protection." She walks calmly around you, her eyes tracing you up and down, taking in your features. She shows no judgement as she continues. "We have been invaded. A creature who looks like you has somehow entered our reality. Twilight assumed it came from the mirror world, but we have since closed that means of entry."

She pauses again, turning to walk away from you and then stopping by the group of familiar ponies. "This would not normally cause such a problem, but.. it seems to know everything about our world. Within the first hours of it's detection, the invader had stolen two of the Elements of Harmony. They knew where one of our greatest defensive powers lie, and immediately attempted to disrupt it. We are not sure how, but we assume it has something to do with.. those.." She indicates towards your hand. You wiggle your fingers in response. Of course. Foiled by the opposable thumb.

"We have hidden the rest of the elements away, but without the complete set, we are without one of our strongest means of protection. We needed someone with extensive knowledge of your world and ours to help us find out just what this creature is planning." She stops her royal pacing and faces you, leveling her gaze directly into your own. "So Twilight brought us.. you" Princess Celestia bows her head slightly. "Do you have any questions so far?"

(Feel free to ask things. Oh god, I hope I was coherent enough. I feel like im forgetting several things.)

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:28 No.13407540

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:28 No.13407540

http://i.imgur.com/4MhUlKH.png

>you will never penetrate a cervix

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:28 No.13407543

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:28 No.13407543

I am so angry

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:29 No.13407544

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:29 No.13407544

>>13407501
What is it about men women find sexy or attractive?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:29 No.13407552

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:29 No.13407552

>>13407544
The penis.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:29 No.13407557

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:29 No.13407557

>>13407543
Get over it, faget.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:29 No.13407562

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:29 No.13407562

>>13407540
You could probably fist a pony good

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:30 No.13407576

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:30 No.13407576

>>13407501
Haven't seen anything new from Jessy in a while.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:30 No.13407578

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:30 No.13407578

>>13407543
~~I'm just legitimatelly sad. I just knew this would happen, I should have stopped readon after the last session~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:31 No.13407588

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:31 No.13407588

>>13407552
Clarify. I don't find penises attractive.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:31 No.13407590

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:31 No.13407590

>>13407518
~~Alright anon, time to serious the fuck up here.~~

Are you tracking them? If not, why?
Do you have pictures of them?
Where were they first spotted? Last spotted?
Are they armed? Armored?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:31 No.13407595

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:31 No.13407595

>>13407576
You haven't heard? She got hit by a bus.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:32 No.13407610

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:32 No.13407610

>>13407562
You could get your whole arm in there. The trick is to get it back out.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:32 No.13407614

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:32 No.13407614

>>13407055
ROSE, LILY, DAISY, LILY BLOSSOM AND ROSELUCK ALL BEING FLOWER PONIES TOGETHER

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:32 No.13407626

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:32 No.13407626

>>13407576
She's currently finding somewhere new to live according to her tumblr so she probably doesnt have time to art much

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:32 No.13407627

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:32 No.13407627

>>13407588
the fact that they can hold you down with their brute strength then penetrate you with a rock-hard penis

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407642

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407642

>>13407610
~~Once I'm tickling her womb, why would I want to get it back out?~~

Jessy
09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407643

Jessy 09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407643

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>>13407576
I'm sorry, I'm busy with commissions right now. Don't have anything very recent to show you so have an old doodle of an old pony.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407644

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407644

>>13407610
>backing out
>not diving in

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407647

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407647

http://www.ebay.com/itm/MY-Little-Pony-FLUTTERSHY-Friendship-is-magic-Custom-Handmade-Plush-Plushie/141052210381

Holy shit

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407653

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:33 No.13407653

All ponies are actually just lollipops
>lick
>lick
>lick
>lick

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407655

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407655

>>13407540
>that terrible ponut

kill yourself for even saving that

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407656

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407656

>>13407643
Take care, will ya.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407658

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407658

>>13407643
that pony looks very old

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407669

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407669

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>>13407442

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407671

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407671

>>13407658
That just means that experience is on her side.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407674

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:34 No.13407674

>>13407647
it's certainly fluffy

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:35 No.13407683

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:35 No.13407683

>>13407627
That's not attractive at all

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:35 No.13407692

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:35 No.13407692

>>13407544
Big strong man who can protect her, her young, and provide security and food.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:35 No.13407694

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:35 No.13407694

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>>13407647

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:35 No.13407695

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:35 No.13407695

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>>13407647

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:36 No.13407718

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:36 No.13407718

>>13407590
Only one anon has any questions?
Did I lose the crowd?

fuck, time to break out the disco balls

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407728

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407728

>>13407647
>No clear shot of the ass.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407732

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407732

>Ponybots: Robots that use magic as a power source, this causes them to have free will, unique personalities, and the ability to form cutie marks.
>The Ponybots' main residence is a place called New Canterlot, a massive city that constantly advances in technology.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407734

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407734

>>13407647
>>13407694
>>13407695

http://www.ebay.com/itm/190897315687

>18 sold

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407736

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407736

File: 1378611465506.jpg-(9 KB, 259x194, cantbeunseen.jpg)

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>>13407647

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407739

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:37 No.13407739

>>13407544
good looks normally

what is it about women than men find so attractive anyway?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:38 No.13407748

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:38 No.13407748

>>13407647
I'm scared to ask but what is ruff play?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:38 No.13407753

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:38 No.13407753

File: 1378611509559.jpg-(217 KB, 1071x1000, $T2eC16RHJIcFHN4NTk9gBR6o(...).jpg)

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U MIRIN?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:38 No.13407755

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:38 No.13407755

>>13407734
>51 people are viewing this item per hour

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:38 No.13407759

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:38 No.13407759

>>13407739
huge boobs

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:39 No.13407771

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:39 No.13407771

>>13407518
>Of course. Foiled by the opposable thumb.
> the Other is literally molesting him way through challenges

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:39 No.13407772

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:39 No.13407772

>>13407739
Their mane.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:39 No.13407775

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:39 No.13407775

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>>13407734

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:39 No.13407776

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:39 No.13407776

>>13407759
Clarify. I don't find huge boobs attractive.

rediv
09/07/13(Sat)23:40 No.13407786

rediv 09/07/13(Sat)23:40 No.13407786

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im starting to really like this horse

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:40 No.13407789

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:40 No.13407789

File: 1378611616816.gif-(1.83 MB, 350x262, GlDHm.gif)

1.83 MB GIF

>>13407647

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:40 No.13407792

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:40 No.13407792

>>13407518
why the fuck am I green

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:40 No.13407799

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:40 No.13407799

>>13407786
Lunarity?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407808

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407808

>>13407786
You should give her a doodle.

Nonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407815

Nonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407815

File: 1378611680528.jpg-(214 KB, 422x600, 4.jpg)

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>>13407786
But do you like this one?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407816

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407816

>>13407518
So, what do now?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407818

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407818

>>13407739
their huge pendulous pone teats

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407819

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407819

>>13407739
Nothing. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We've just heard all these cool stories about these great people that are female and we keep trying to find one.

It's all hearsay. They're all as terrible and as ugly as us.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407821

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407821

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>>13407786
Red pls, at least post the superior Nightmare horse.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407825

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407825

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>>13407786

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407829

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407829

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>>13407786

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407832

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 09/07/13(Sat)23:41 No.13407832

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>>13407792
Sorry about that

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407841

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407841

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>>13407776
I don't know what else to say
if you're not a fan of huge boobs you're not a fan of huge boobs

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407842

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407842

>>13407786
it's a rather sassy horse
>>13407821
why can't we all get along?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407843

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407843

>>13407786
That's an alright horse. Your opinions are acceptable.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407844

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407844

>>13407825
>so lazy she left her horn home

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407851

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:42 No.13407851

>>13407739
Hips

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:43 No.13407857

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:43 No.13407857

>>13407842
Nightmare Rarity reminds me Bride Of Frankenstein and PurpleTinker's OC

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:43 No.13407860

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:43 No.13407860

>>13407841
wait
who is that on the left

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:43 No.13407861

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:43 No.13407861

>that fucking anxiety waiting for GTAV to leak is making me get nothing done
FUCK

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:44 No.13407879

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:44 No.13407879

File: 1378611869940.jpg-(38 KB, 230x240, mysterious stranger.jpg)

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>>13407860
~~I have no idea~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:44 No.13407883

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:44 No.13407883

>>13407739
What is it about ponies that people find so attractive anyway?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:44 No.13407887

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:44 No.13407887

>>13407739
It just feels right.

rediv
09/07/13(Sat)23:44 No.13407888

rediv 09/07/13(Sat)23:44 No.13407888

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>>13407815
that horse is a pretty horse
she is my favorite of my main cast

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:45 No.13407890

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:45 No.13407890

GUYS I AM GOING TO WATCH EQG

ANYONE WANT TO STRAM?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:45 No.13407899

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:45 No.13407899

File: 1378611940928.jpg-(294 KB, 896x1195, Wolf Nanaki.jpg)

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mewball
09/07/13(Sat)23:45 No.13407900

mewball 09/07/13(Sat)23:45 No.13407900

im a big poopoo head

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
09/07/13(Sat)23:45 No.13407901

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 09/07/13(Sat)23:45 No.13407901

Name one main pony that's not Fluttershy.

Nonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407906

Nonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407906

>>13407901
Rarity

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407910

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407910

>>13407901
Twilight Sparkle.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407912

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407912

>>13407901
Apple Bloom

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407915

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407915

>>13407890
wait are you asking for an EQG stram or are you requesting someone to stram something so you don't watch it

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407916

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407916

>>13407901
Not Fluttershy.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407917

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407917

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407920

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407920

>>13407879
>you will never get to have a pleasant conversation with that mysterious stranger

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407924

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:46 No.13407924

>>13407901
Futashy

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407925

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407925

>>13407890
I would, but I deleted the file because it was fucking terrible

Nonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407927

Nonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407927

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>>13407888
Do you want this horse?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407928

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407928

>>13407890
No.
It's shit.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407930

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407930

>>13407901
Jade Harley?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407931

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407931

>>13407901
applejack

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407935

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407935

>>13407917
What the fuck is wrong with her haunches?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407940

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407940

>>13407901
Twilight Sparkle.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407942

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407942

I want to cuddle Chrysalis so bad right now.
I want to stare into her eyes all day.
I want her to trap me into a chrysalis so that I am forced to sit there helplessly while she does whatever the fuck she does during the day, then she will take me out of the chrysalis and cuddle me some more and feed off my love.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407943

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:47 No.13407943

>>13407930
he said pony, not puppygoddess

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407950

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407950

>>13407899
Who is that ginger touching Nanco?

xieril
09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407951

xieril 09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407951

>>13407901
Rainbow dosh

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407957

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407957

>>13407943
Dewott?

rediv
09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407958

rediv 09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407958

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>>13407927
i want the horse

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407961

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407961

File: 1378612127572.gif-(1.4 MB, 199x199, For Sexual.gif)

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407964

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:48 No.13407964

>>13407920
>"My eyes are up here."
>"I've made my choice."

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407970

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407970

>>13407957
I haven't read the comic for a while, actually

mewball !THuMbsUpyw
09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407971

mewball !THuMbsUpyw 09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407971

>>13407901
lyra

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407976

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407976

>>13407961
Alright, who takes whose dick?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407977

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407977

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>>13407901
MY DICK

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407978

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:49 No.13407978

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>>13407917
i believe everyone has the right to joke about rape, i just wish it wasnt so popular in the brony fandom. i dont what that to be the thing we are known for.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407987

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407987

>>13407964
>implying I would be a rude jerk and just stare at those hyper tits
Please, they might be at eye level but I'm sure she gets enough staring as it is.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407988

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407988

>>13407971
~~Sorry, mewball. He said main.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407995

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407995

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>>13407964
Clone High was an amazing show.

Image unrelated.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407997

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407997

>>13407976
whoa now. rumble is for sexual but he aint no homo.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407998

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407998

>>13407976
Rumble takes Flitter and Cloudchaser's dicks, all day every day

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407999

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:50 No.13407999

>>13407901
Jackie Chan.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408004

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408004

>>13407971
Put Pinkie Pie in my ear right now.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408006

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408006

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>>13407976
Either goes, if you ask me

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408012

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408012

File: 1378612279211.jpg-(184 KB, 1300x1346, haunted.jpg)

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Came back Haunted.

CCCCame back haunted.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408016

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408016

>>13407998
this is acceptable since futa is not gay

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408019

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408019

>>13407995
>image unrelated
Learn 2 4chan faget.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408023

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:51 No.13408023

>>13407987
The problem is she's so tall, looking up just nets you more tit along with the eyes.

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408029

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408029

File: 1378612332862.gif-(393 KB, 350x350, 1373106526501.gif)

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Alright, that's two for Twilight then.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408030

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408030

>>13407978
I just want to get used over and over by a seemingly endless line of stallions

I don't know if rape is the right word for the situation but I would prefer if I were overpowered to the point where I couldn't resist

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408031

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408031

>>13407988
Oh, I know! ~~Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts~~, everyone knows she's the best pony ever!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408033

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408033

Apples

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408034

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408034

>>13407901
Rolling
0-1: Twilight
2-3: Applejack
4-5: Rarity
6-7: Fluttershy
8-9: Pinkie

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408040

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:52 No.13408040

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>your human waifu wants to birth your child

How do you proceed

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408047

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408047

>>13408040
Confused.
I don't have a human waifu.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408048

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408048

>>13407997
So he's mot for MY sexual then? Well then he's useless to me.

>>13407998
This is an acceptable consolation if I get to watch.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408050

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408050

>>13408023
Then I would ask if she would like to sit.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408052

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408052

>>13408040
I would, even if it's a man.

~~especially if it's a man.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408056

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408056

>>13407901
Jackie Chan

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408057

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408057

>>13408012
> 12, 11, 20 years
Oh
Oh no
~~It's a children's cemetery oh god no please no~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408058

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408058

~~refresh your cookies~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408060

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408060

>>13407976
He rides you first, blowing his load of creamy candy cute colt cum on you. Then he fucks you.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408066

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408066

>>13408040
Uh
You mean like humanized Equestrian, or the waifu you just met at the cosplay convention?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408067

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:53 No.13408067

>>13408040
slightly aroused and completely in panic
i can't support a child

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:54 No.13408074

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:54 No.13408074

>>13408012
Nine Inch Nails pls

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:54 No.13408077

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:54 No.13408077

>>13408029
What are you doing tex?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:54 No.13408083

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:54 No.13408083

>>13408030
>this will never happen to you
my pain is constant and sharp

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:54 No.13408084

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:54 No.13408084

>>13408040
good. only pedos want to have children.

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408085

Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408085

>>13408077
Drawing some ponies and a human.

Nonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408086

Nonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408086

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>>13407958
Horse is scheduled for shipment on monday

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408093

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408093

>>13408057
the back one is 31

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408094

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408094

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>>13408029
Eh, sure. Why not, I could go for Twilight.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408101

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408101

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>>13408057
>tfw it was lunas job to direct passed souls to the next world
>tfw celestia effectively stopped that in its tracks and created everfree forest

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408105

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408105

>>13408086
well that's an appropriate screencap

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408106

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:55 No.13408106

>>13408040
Tell her to fuck off, I don't know her.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408111

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408111

>>13408086
>rediv
>i want the horse
>For Sexual

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408115

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408115

>>13408086
>photoshop
Show us that project.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408116

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408116

>>13408101
That's a ~~neat thought.~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408122

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408122

>>13408050
On you?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408124

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408124

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>>13408086

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408125

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408125

>>13408094
Why is twilight so foggy? Is she ded?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408127

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:56 No.13408127

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>>13408083
right?
~~even if it were humans it just wouldn't be the same~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:57 No.13408132

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:57 No.13408132

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Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:57 No.13408142

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:57 No.13408142

>>13408101
>tfw we already had this discussion

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:57 No.13408148

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:57 No.13408148

>>13408125
steamy queefs

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:57 No.13408152

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:57 No.13408152

>>13408012
Her name is Willow Wisp? So did she get her cutie mark in life? Is her special talent being a ghost?

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:58 No.13408159

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:58 No.13408159

>>13408132
The pages of the book seem to disappear into the cover.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:58 No.13408161

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:58 No.13408161

>>13408122
That's absurd, we've only just met and she is a mysterious stranger!

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:58 No.13408162

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:58 No.13408162

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Peanut butter -- has evolved.
http://laughingsquid.com/omid-dark-ale-spreadable-beer/
~~Would you spread this on your genitals to get Berry Punch interested?~~

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408177

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408177

>>13408012
all these young deaths

they didn't even live a quarter of a normal lifespan

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408180

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408180

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>>13408012

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408182

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408182

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>>13408124

Nonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408183

Nonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408183

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>>13408115
There is no project
I'm not an artist

I just had it open to crop the image

I also keep it open for when I want to make gifs.

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408185

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408185

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>>13407901
>>13406316
>>13406397
>>13406316

>Uses a trip when not drawing

Anonymous
09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408192

Anonymous 09/07/13(Sat)23:59 No.13408192

>>13408124
>sitting on the bed
>not with a large chance and bullet

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408198

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408198

>>13408162
sounds like something a couple would do if they loved beer
like whipped cream on tits and genitals
except peanut butter

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408200

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408200

>>13408185
Peanut butter panda puffs were the better cereal

mewball !THuMbsUpyw
09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408202

mewball !THuMbsUpyw 09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408202

>>13408185
what a faggot

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408206

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408206

>>13408185
>complains about names
anon pls
you and your kind are far more annoying than he is

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408209

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:00 No.13408209

>>13408185
who gives a fuck

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:01 No.13408230

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:01 No.13408230

>>13408185
That's Tex. He's always doing that shit. At least he's not too annoying about it.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:01 No.13408232

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:01 No.13408232

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Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:02 No.13408245

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:02 No.13408245

>>13408185
But he is drawing.

rediv
09/08/13(Sun)00:02 No.13408249

rediv 09/08/13(Sun)00:02 No.13408249

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>>13408086
holy shit

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:02 No.13408253

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:02 No.13408253

>>13408185
At least he's not being a total shitstain about it like mewball always is.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:03 No.13408267

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:03 No.13408267

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>>13408185
>>13408253

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:03 No.13408269

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:03 No.13408269

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>>13408200
>>13408202
>>13408206
>>13408209
>>13408230
>>13408245
>>13408253
It's just sentenal getting butt hurt Tex won't do his shit request.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:04 No.13408289

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:04 No.13408289

>>13407518
You calmly and patiently listen to Celestia's story, all the while slowly taking it in that you are, indeed, really standing here on Equestrian grass, in the town of Ponyville, surrounded by the mares you've only seen on your monitor before. You're deep in thought as Celestia offers you a moment for questions. You perk up immediately. "Yeah, I've got a question. Why the fuck am I green?" You indicate to your minty colored face. Your hair has suffered a similar fate, changing in hue as well as growing thicker and increasing in length. "I look like a stick of gum or something."

Celestia and her entourage seem taken aback by your comments. Their eyes are all wide as the look from you towards Celestia. The Princess frowns at you. "We.. do not use that sort of language here. It is highly inappropriate. Please.. refrain from it's use in the future. As for your color.." She pauses to look at Twilight, who only grins sheepishly in return. "I would assume that your method of transportation would be to blame."

You give Twilight a glare. She looks away meekly. "Alright. So magic turned me into toothpaste. Got it." You cross your arms and look around some more. Your eyes linger on each pony as you ponder a question. "So this other human -- That's what we're called, by the way, not 'creature' -- you say you detected him. Are you detecting him now? Do you have a description or anything?"

Celestia shakes her head, her face taking on a sad expression. "Sadly, no.. our tracking spells don't seem to work on the human, nor the missing elements. As for a description.. The human was wearing a hooded cloth. It was mauve."

You stare at the Princess. "Mauve. Alright. That's helpful." You kick the ground, and the fact that real dirt comes up as you do surprises you. You are still not used to this. "So what do you need me for, advice or something? I don't know the guy. How am I supposed to tell you what he's up to?" (cont..)

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:05 No.13408301

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:05 No.13408301

>>13408269
did you seriously delete your post earlier in the thread just so you could repost this now

what the fuck is wrong with you

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:05 No.13408308

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:05 No.13408308

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>>13408182

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:05 No.13408316

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:05 No.13408316

>>13408040
I proceed exuberantly and with great gusto, doing everything possible to impregnate my beloved ~~everything except tell her I had a vasectomy, that is...~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:06 No.13408320

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:06 No.13408320

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>>13408301

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:06 No.13408328

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:06 No.13408328

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>>13408308
>you will never

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:07 No.13408335

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:07 No.13408335

>>13408230
>That's Tex. He's always doing that shit.

I remember when he didn't. And he drew fun stuff instead of pictures illustrating him with Applejack and his wife.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:07 No.13408344

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:07 No.13408344

>>13408289
> that language is highly inappropriate
Well yes, you're speaking with ROYALTY for God's sakes

Keep the edgy down a notch, sheesh

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:07 No.13408345

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:07 No.13408345

>>13408335
But his Applejack is fucking cute.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408355

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408355

>>13408180
Butts you say?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408365

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408365

>>13408344
bitch, fuck off

how I talk is how I talk

I'm not changing who I am for no-one

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408368

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408368

>>13408335
>instead of pictures illustrating him with Applejack and his wife
2 fucking pictures anon, 2 fucking pictures and he never did it again. are you really this dense?

Tess
09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408369

Tess 09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408369

Guys I am BACK and I will draw PONIES FOR YOU so START REQUESTING RIGHT ABOUT NOW because INTERNET CELEBRITY TESS is here!

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408372

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:08 No.13408372

>>13408335
But I thought Applejack was his wife?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408387

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408387

>>13408365
> not being able to regulate speech in proper social situations
I didn't know this was the coolio hangout for oppositional-defiant teens.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408388

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408388

>>13408369
Draw a circle

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408393

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408393

>>13408369
Draw ~~Octavia cum inflation~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408396

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408396

>>13408369

Dude, you're not funny. Tess was a hero and a patriot.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408399

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:09 No.13408399

>>13408369
OH WOW
INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU A REQUEST I WILL ASK YOU PERSONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR LIFE & HOW YOU'VE BEEN
~~stallions rubbing dicks~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:10 No.13408405

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:10 No.13408405

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>>13408369
Update hobopone even though I'm assuming you are just being a passive aggressive Anon please.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:10 No.13408413

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:10 No.13408413

>>13408387
Yeah, well now you know
deal with it, nerd-alert

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:10 No.13408416

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:10 No.13408416

>>13408369
>>13408393
This.
But have Lyra the one inflating her. While she wears a fancy hat.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:11 No.13408433

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:11 No.13408433

>>13408418
Oh shit, I just had unmitigated arousal for a pony.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:11 No.13408435

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:11 No.13408435

>>13408418
It's fucking shit

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:11 No.13408442

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:11 No.13408442

>>13408418
Spoiler that shit next time

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408445

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408445

>>13408368

Not the sex stuff. I meant all the ones where his self insert was super buff and living with or just hanging out with ponies. It's just playing out some gay brony fantasy at that point.

xieril
09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408450

xieril 09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408450

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mikqQQsfg8
Why aren't you waking up to your favourite pony?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408457

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408457

>>13408418
>Crotchtits
There's a special place in pony hell for those.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408459

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408459

>>13408445
>some gay brony fantasy
I wish, tex never drew homo ponies

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408461

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:12 No.13408461

>>13408445
That doesn't seem very gay to me.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:13 No.13408468

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:13 No.13408468

>>13408185
>Eats Gorilla Munch when not rustled

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:13 No.13408469

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:13 No.13408469

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>>13408445
And this is why I say it's best to use a featureless Anon, otherwise it's going to create a personality.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:13 No.13408473

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:13 No.13408473

>>13408450
My anger is unchecked

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:14 No.13408482

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:14 No.13408482

>>13408469

I don't like featureless anons. It's okay to make a character. Just as long as the artist doesn't use it as a self insert.

...which might be impossible.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:14 No.13408485

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:14 No.13408485

>>13408450
My text message sound is a clip of loud nigra screaming at a hundred and thirty decibels.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:15 No.13408489

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:15 No.13408489

>>13408450
A variety of reasons.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:15 No.13408500

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:15 No.13408500

>pony will never agree to do this with you to avoid pregnancy
http://i.imgur.com/G1iw34b.gif

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:15 No.13408508

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:15 No.13408508

>>13408450
my phone alarm clock was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcjso2HmQqo for quite a while

Tess
09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408515

Tess 09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408515

>>13408393

I would never draw a background pony! I am beyond such trivialities!

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408518

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408518

>>13408500
But I want to impregnate pony.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408521

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408521

>>13408500
Of course not, she'd rather feel it fill up her insides.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408524

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408524

>>13408500
>you will never do that with a stallion

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408528

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408528

>>13408518
Well they don't want a disgusting halfbreed.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408529

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:16 No.13408529

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>>13408482
Exactly. That artist is the only one who uses their Anonymous so over time what the artist does with him is going to create a pattern and then create a character.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:17 No.13408537

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:17 No.13408537

>>13408500
I'm not sure pony is actually physically capable of doing that.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:17 No.13408539

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:17 No.13408539

>>13408289
>>13408289
Your eyes shift from Celestia to the other ponies present. You realize how quiet they've all been. Not a single word uttered from any of them besides Pinkie, Twily, and Celestia. It's unnerving, so you look away towards the town itself. You seem be to some distance away from the actual town, but from here you can make out ponies going about their day. They haven't seemed to notice the alien conversing with their princess just out of sight. Alien. You're an alien to these ponies. No wonder they aren't chatty.
"We were hoping you could collaborate with Princess Twilight and the others." Celestia's voice snaps you back to reality. "Between her experience your human knowledge, I believe you can find out this other human's plan and put a stop to it."

You stare directly at Celestia. You've heard that before. Celestia pawning off her responsibilities onto Twilight and her friends. But, oddly, you expected this sort of thing. The show you've watched back home seems fairly accurate so far. "Alright, Princess. A collaboration, then. Once we find him, or his plans, then what? I don't have any power to stop him. And you said yourself, pony magic is not effective."

Celestia shakes her head. "I do not know. I am hoping that you all will work together to find a way. The fate of our kingdom may lie in your hands. I have faith in you, Twilight." Celestia nods towards her pupil. "And I have faith that she chose correctly when she brought you to us." She spreads her wings and seems to be getting ready to leave.

(If you have any further questions, ask them now. story anon is getting sleepy.)

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:19 No.13408565

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:19 No.13408565

>>13408537
Of course they're capable, just in a slightly different position

http://i.imgur.com/9dX9LsU.jpg

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:19 No.13408567

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:19 No.13408567

>>13408450
>forced accent
>Tavi

Fucking no

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:19 No.13408569

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:19 No.13408569

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>>13408450
i don't need an alarm
i end up waking up like a minute or two before it goes off and i start hearing megaman

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:19 No.13408570

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:19 No.13408570

>>13408539
Check inventory

Tess
09/08/13(Sun)00:20 No.13408587

Tess 09/08/13(Sun)00:20 No.13408587

>>13408405

I can't update HObopony until I learn how to be a real hobo! That is why I have been living in the streets with nothing but my nude body and the clothes I am wearing!

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:20 No.13408591

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:20 No.13408591

>>13408539
We're gonna need supplies if we're going on a manhunt

A tent, a bedroll and food for a couple days
A rifle would be great, do you have the technology to fling metal at high speeds with any sort of accuracy?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:20 No.13408592

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:20 No.13408592

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>>13406357
I wonder if this means something.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:20 No.13408595

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:20 No.13408595

>>13408565
Ew gross twilight why would you do that?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:21 No.13408608

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:21 No.13408608

>>13408595
You asked me to!

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:21 No.13408617

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:21 No.13408617

>EqG Pinkie Pie just remembered during lunch that she forgot to put her underwear on that morning, so she puts on her extra pair ~~while everyone in the cafeteria stares awkwardly.~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:22 No.13408626

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:22 No.13408626

>>13408617
That nasty bitch would probably be okay with farting whenever she feels like it.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:22 No.13408629

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:22 No.13408629

>>13408617
I thought we talked about this last time she did this

Pinkie Pie, you really need to go to the restroom to do that sort of thing

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:22 No.13408635

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:22 No.13408635

>>13408617
>EqG
it's shit

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:23 No.13408642

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:23 No.13408642

>>13408539
Stab him in the throat.
Problem solved.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:23 No.13408645

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:23 No.13408645

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>>13408328
>you'll never

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:23 No.13408648

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:23 No.13408648

>>13408617
>foregone underwear is not her panties
>but her bra

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:24 No.13408659

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:24 No.13408659

>>13408645
>implying we're not all going to make it, brah

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:24 No.13408660

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:24 No.13408660

>>13408626
But Anon, ~~EqGs don't fart. They don't even have a butt or genitals. They're more like their ponies than you think.~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:24 No.13408664

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:24 No.13408664

>>13408617
> She's originally from an area where nudity and/or accidental flashes are no particularly big thing

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:25 No.13408677

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:25 No.13408677

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>>13408645
>i'll never

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408695

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408695

>>13408570
Your inventory is: Pocket change, a smartphone (oh look, no signal.), your watch (it still works! it's 11:25 at night. Nice and.. sunny.), and your clothing.
>>13408591
No, but they sure can buck rocks good

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408697

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408697

>>13408660
... Anon, they clearly panicked when Twilight wandered into the wrong room, as though she'd catch a peek.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408703

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408703

>implying the MLPG meetup orgy won't consist of running a train on rediv

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408704

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408704

>>13408645

>you will never both human red and horse red at the same time

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408706

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408706

>>13408539
Deep breath. In, then out. Let her go. Too many questions, not enough answers. Not everything can be done in one day.

"As a reminder, my methods are probably going to be alien to you. Also, possibly disturbing. If that's going to be a problem, now's the time to tell me."

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408707

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:26 No.13408707

>>13408645
>you'll never cuddle a cute mare with femanon
>you'll never hold hands with a soft marshmallowy pone sandwiched between you

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:27 No.13408724

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:27 No.13408724

>>13408617
>Tell pinkie offhandedly that you forgot underwear today
>Hands you one of her extra pairs with a wink

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:27 No.13408726

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:27 No.13408726

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>>13408450
I didn't even manage 5 seconds

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:28 No.13408734

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:28 No.13408734

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>>13408659

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:28 No.13408738

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:28 No.13408738

>>13408695
We'll have to work on that later

How about slingshots?
Surely they have strong enough rubber to shoot rocks at lethal velocity

We're not going to have to get this guy with a sharpened stick or a metal pipe, are we?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:28 No.13408747

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:28 No.13408747

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>>13408703

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408749

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408749

>>13408726
12 seconds right when Scratch butts in.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408751

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408751

>>13408697
No, the males still have penises. Females just don't have genitals.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408752

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408752

>>13408706
No, anon. You cannot fuck the ponies.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408755

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408755

>>13408695
Remove clothing.
Buy food.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408757

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408757

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>>13408734
we can only hope

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408758

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408758

>>13408747
You got something against dickerdoodles?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408761

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:29 No.13408761

>>13408738
>metal
>pipes
>laughingponies.jpg

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.13408769

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.13408769

>>13408752
You should let the ponies make that choice anon.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.13408772

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.13408772

>>13408747
>dickerdoodles
every time

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.13408777

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.13408777

>>13408752
This is not what I had in mind. ~~I'm hoping to not scare them by delving into the "humans are apex predators" thing right away.~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.13408784

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:30 No.13408784

>>13408757

Every time I see this I expect kefka to descend into the bottom left of the picture.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408787

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408787

>>13408751
Please stop being retarded. I can't take much more of it today.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408789

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408789

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>>13408747
oooorgy

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408790

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408790

>>13408777
trips are the apex predator

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408791

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408791

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>>13408747

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408795

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408795

>>13408450
Did they all have to have memes in them? I mean really?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408796

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408796

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>>13408761

goat train
09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408798

goat train 09/08/13(Sun)00:31 No.13408798

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I think this is all I can do tonight. My panic energy has worn off.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:32 No.13408801

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:32 No.13408801

>>13408707
What if you and femanon got a little sexual with the mare?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:32 No.13408809

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:32 No.13408809

WHERES THE MOVIES

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:32 No.13408813

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:32 No.13408813

>>13408798
That's alot of horse.

goat train
09/08/13(Sun)00:32 No.13408814

goat train 09/08/13(Sun)00:32 No.13408814

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>>13408798
And a version where you can tell what's going on just a bit easier.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408824

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408824

>>13408539
"Now -- do you mean by any means necessary?"

Give a little nod to her royal guard's lancets.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408826

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408826

>>13408801
We did that a couple nights ago.
Now is cuddle-time.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408828

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408828

>>13408798
>>13408814
HORSE II: HORSE HARDER

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408829

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408829

>>13408814
>not a single flower pony in sight
thanks for nothing

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408832

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408832

>>13408809
movies are canceled forever, no more movies anywhere ever

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408833

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:33 No.13408833

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>>13408798
>you will never have this much drive to draw
>you will always draw half a pony and go "HAHA FUCK IT PRACTICE DONE" because you're a shitty person

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:34 No.13408838

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:34 No.13408838

>>13408798
>>13408814
Damn yo, some of those are really great
Any plans on finishing up a couple of them?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:34 No.13408840

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:34 No.13408840

>>13408826
Oh.
Any caps of that? I don't feel like digging through the archive right now.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:34 No.13408847

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:34 No.13408847

>>13408798
>>13408814
I don't like your lines.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:35 No.13408852

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:35 No.13408852

>>13408648
>bra

There wouldn't be much reason to be carrying an extra bra on her person, ~~panties however are part of a female's personal emergency kit.~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:35 No.13408853

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:35 No.13408853

>>13408809
OKAY
WOULD YOU RATHER WATCH The Holy Mountain OR Event Horizon?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:35 No.13408863

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:35 No.13408863

>>13408840
No...
I've half a mind to pastebin it all if no-one's gonna cap it.

goat train
09/08/13(Sun)00:35 No.13408866

goat train 09/08/13(Sun)00:35 No.13408866

>>13408829
They're too busy flowering somewhere else.
~~I'm sorry, Anon. I'll make it up to you somehow.~~

>>13408838
I was kinda thinking about finishing the whole thing sometime, but that's be a huge project I'm not sure I can undertake right now. Any of them in particular jump out at you?

>>13408847
I'm sorry. What don't you like about them?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408877

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408877

>>13408777
>Tell ponies humans are predators and masters of invention and war.
>They laugh and tell you to stop being cute
>No really, I'm from a warrior race
>How many monsters have you killed?
Well, I've shot probably teen deer. And scared this coyote away once.
>"Are deer dangerous where you live? What did you shoot them with?"
Well, no... and with muh guns, of course
>"So you can't even kill a deer with your own hands and you say you're a warrior race?"
We create weapons, that is our biggest advantage. We've been fighting each other for tens of thousands of years. And we're the most dangerous thing where we live.
>"That doesn't sound dangerous, that sounds dumb. You can't even cooperate with each other? How many humans have you killed then?"

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408886

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408886

~~Tia~~

~~Woona~~

~~Tavi~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408888

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408888

>>13408853
I JUST watched Event Horizon, os hte other one please

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408889

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408889

>>13408866
Applewizard and Rarity with Angel

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408892

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408892

>>13408853
Both!

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408894

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:36 No.13408894

>>13408877
>implying that's even the route I would take
#BEEF

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408898

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408898

>>13408852
You know what else is in Pinkie's emergency kit? ~~Plan B~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408900

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408900

>>13408853
Event Horizon could of been better. It should of been more Lovecraftian and less personal hell.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408905

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408905

>>13408877
Well, I haven't killed any myself but if you could simulations I've eliminated armies

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408908

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408908

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>>13408539
Alright guys. This was fun. I will probably continue sometime tomorrow. So sleepy. Much bed. Very comfort.

I've got a recap written up; tell me if you think I should alter this. I will repost it tomorrow when I begin again.
Questy Recap
Twilight pulled you into Equestria. You turned minty green and grew hair. Not a good sign. Celestia greeted you and told you about another human somehow getting into Equestria and fucking shit up (stole two elements of harmony). You agreed to collaborate with Twilight help the mane 6 find and stop an evil human and his plot to ____________. Celestia was not much help. The group understands that humans are different and they need to trust you as much as you're trusting them. No promises on them not being wierded out by your antics though.
Currently: Standing in a field far outside Ponyville with the mane 6 and Celestia. Celestia is just leaving with her guards. You're about to be alone with the mane 6.
Inventory: Smartphone (full charge), Watch (accurate to earth time), some pocket change (about 80 cents).

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408910

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408910

>>13408877
Personally I feel hunting isnt worth anything in this day and age unless what you are hunting can hunt you right back

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408911

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:37 No.13408911

>>13408886
Lulu

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408928

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408928

>>13408911
~~TWILY~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408929

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408929

>>13408908
power down phone, we gotta save that battery
attempt to set watch to a reasonable time based on how long it is until sunset

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408931

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408931

>>13408900
I still lik the /tg/ joke where Event Horizon is canon 40k, where humant discover warp travel before creating a geller's field

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408932

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408932

>>13408853
Event horizon

I always wanted to see that one

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408935

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408935

>>13408863
You might have to.

RustyDooks
09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408936

RustyDooks 09/08/13(Sun)00:38 No.13408936

>>13408798
That's like 300% more of what I did, good jerb!

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408937

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408937

>>13408877
> every impressive thing you come up with sounds like insanity, overkill or both
> "I- I ran over a guy once and his guts spattered-"
> "What, with a cart?" At length you have to nod. "A very heavy fast one!"
> The pegasi just redouble in laughter, "Even Earthies don't use a quarter ton of steel to kill a man! What sort of vicious edgy child are you?"

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408938

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408938

>>13408814
>tfw like five of those were yours
That's a lot of horse. I appreciate your drive, mr train

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408939

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408939

>>13408908
Hey, can't wait to see more. G'nite guy.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408942

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408942

>>13408910
>unless what you are hunting can hunt you right back
The only thing that could fight back against an armed human is another armed human though

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408943

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408943

>>13408928
At least that one's canon ~~but still ultra-retarded~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408948

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408948

>>13408886
If for whatever reason I were to give Celestia a pet name, it would be Celly or something

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408951

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:39 No.13408951

>>13408931
I've never heard of that but it makes sense. Still wanted it to be less personal hell though.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408955

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408955

>>13408908
Seems legit to me.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408957

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408957

>>13408935
Well, I guess if you want a job done right...
Give me a few minutes.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408961

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408961

>>13408948
~~Lesty~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408962

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408962

>>13408948
I'd just call her babe.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408963

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408963

>>13408942
I'm pretty sure a rino would fuck me up, given the chance

Hell, a cow will if it feels cornered

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408969

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408969

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What if pony spun really fast?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408970

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:40 No.13408970

>>13408962
The babe with the power?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408972

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408972

>>13408948
Sunbuns

I'd probably only get to use it once.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408976

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408976

>>13408970
what power

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408977

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408977

>>13408962
I'd call her ~~my little sunshine, even though technically shes bigger then me~~

goat train
09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408980

goat train 09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408980

>>13408936
>>13408938
more horse, more better
~~thanks!~~

>>13408889
I'll see what I can do about those.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408983

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:41 No.13408983

>>13408972
>sizzlin' sunbuns

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408984

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408984

>>13408937
>"Look at me. I'm weak, I don't have natural weapons, I don't even have magic. Every human is like me. We need to be creative to defend ourselves and the ones we care about, because that's all we've got going for us."

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408985

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408985

>>13408948
I'd call her ~~Nipples~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408987

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408987

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>>13408969
[music]

guy with keyboard
09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408988

guy with keyboard 09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408988

>>13408929
smartphone now off. good thinking anon
your watch is hard to fuck with and you need a complex action to change the time.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408991

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408991

>>13408963
Depends on how well you are armed I guess

Scrubbing Bubbles
09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408996

Scrubbing Bubbles 09/08/13(Sun)00:42 No.13408996

>>13408983
>go up to Celestia
>Touch her on the butt. Roght by the cutie mark
>Go "Tsssssssssssss!"
>"Will you stop doing that every time!"

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13408999

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13408999

>>13408988
But my Wireless bonus lets me change it as a simple action

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13409007

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13409007

>>13408948
>not calling her ~~Sunshine~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13409010

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13409010

>>13408942
Predators that are known to kill humans are a good choice. The first thing that comes to mind is a bear. A pack of wolves would fuck you up.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13409011

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13409011

>>13408996
Then

WPSHH

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13409012

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:43 No.13409012

>>13408996
>"And I will, the moment it stops embarrassing you."

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409015

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409015

>>13408984
> They are absolutely howling, one lieutenant japing, "An ape wagging at us with his anthill-poking stick!"
> You really, really wished your Mom had sent you to Karate lessons in the third grade like you'd asked
> This fucker is asking for some Vulcan Nerve Pinch shit

guy with keyboard
09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409017

guy with keyboard 09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409017

>>13408877
>>13408937
>>13408984
You know what humans have that ponies don't? The one main difference between the group?
~~FENGAS~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409018

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409018

>>13408988
alright, we'll deal with that later

maybe wait until sunset and find out exactly how long night time is here

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409019

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409019

>>13409011
*buru~n*

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409021

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409021

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>>13408983

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409029

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409029

My little autistic elitist general

guy with keyboard
09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409032

guy with keyboard 09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409032

>>13408999
Your Wireless is being interfered with. There must be a decker nearby. Tough luck, anon!

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409033

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:44 No.13409033

>>13408996
~~I think she would secretly like it~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:45 No.13409038

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:45 No.13409038

>>13408898
You don't know what a personal emergency kit is, do you? ~~I'd prefer not to explain.~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:45 No.13409040

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:45 No.13409040

File: 1378615525875.png-(816 KB, 1280x720, glory to the burning sun.png)

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Event Horizon starting shortly
Come watch some brave adventurers get murdered in space

derpy.me/xPikJ

MSOB !kFo0klyrAk
09/08/13(Sun)00:45 No.13409043

MSOB !kFo0klyrAk 09/08/13(Sun)00:45 No.13409043

UGH FUCK THIS SHIT

I finally got my sleep cycle within sane parameters and was out all day and now I'm fucking TIRED AS FUCK I CANT QUEST LIKE THIS

Sunday.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:45 No.13409047

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:45 No.13409047

>>13409017
Guyra, pls
Fingers are just something to bite and step on.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409051

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409051

>>13409043
Thank you, MSOB.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409056

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409056

>>13409029
Cool.
Tell me more.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409061

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409061

>>13409015
Well, that's it. Time to pull out the big guns.
Time to inform them of science, and the horrors it has done.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409064

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409064

>>13409040
>glory to the burning sun
>not ~~GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409071

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:46 No.13409071

>>13409038
It's funny because menses

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:47 No.13409079

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:47 No.13409079

>>13409029
What else is new.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:47 No.13409080

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:47 No.13409080

>>13409064
More like ASStotzka.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:47 No.13409081

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:47 No.13409081

>>13409012
Best response.

guy with keyboard
09/08/13(Sun)00:47 No.13409085

guy with keyboard 09/08/13(Sun)00:47 No.13409085

>>13409047
and open complex pony locks with
and open pony windows
and all of dat book page flippin
and lift pony ~~tails~~
~~have you ever tried to grab a tail with a hoof. HAVE YOU?~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409092

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409092

If I had sex with pony I would probably embarrass myself and cum instantly.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409093

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409093

http://31.media.tumblr.com/8b9dc22bc0bfce2a62204097ce41e141/tumblr_mskwq8X3y51rkx5uho2_500.png

CORRUPTION OF PONIES WHEN?

RustyDooks
09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409094

RustyDooks 09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409094

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Lods epone

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409099

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409099

>>13409080
[SLAM SHUTTERS]
[DETAIN]
[STAMP DENIED MULTIPLE TIMES WHILE GUARDS CARRY YOU AWAY]

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409100

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409100

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>>13409015
Ponies asking for the full might of the human race to shit up their day.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409102

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:48 No.13409102

>>13409085
>Grabbing a tail with a hoof
If you're not careful you can end up hoofing your friend in their ponehole.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:49 No.13409107

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:49 No.13409107

>>13409015
>"Do you think I would've been brought here on the authority of Princess Celestia if I was as worthless as you think I am?"

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:49 No.13409109

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:49 No.13409109

>>13409092
What if she liked that?

goat train
09/08/13(Sun)00:49 No.13409112

goat train 09/08/13(Sun)00:49 No.13409112

>>13409094
I want a horse wall....

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:49 No.13409122

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:49 No.13409122

>>13409093
WHOAH
WHOAH
UNF
I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING HOW HOT THAT IS

guy with keyboard
09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409128

guy with keyboard 09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409128

>>13409102
As if my hoof would fit in there. Silly anon.
~~Unless it was Rarity.~~
~~fucking slip n slide~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409129

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409129

>>13409094
Dooks, why did you decapitate all those poor pones?

dotkwa
09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409130

dotkwa 09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409130

>>13409093
unf

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409141

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409141

>>13409102
>implying that's not what I was going for

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409144

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409144

>>13409130
No, bad dotkwa.
No unf.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409147

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:50 No.13409147

>>13409112
Is it like a Demon Wall except instead of slowly trying to crush you its slowly trying to hug you?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409148

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409148

>>13409092
Horses don't last very long anyway. She might just chalk it up to you being really excited and be flattered by it.

~~But you better make it up to her.~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409150

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409150

>>13409107
>"Alright, pinky, why don't you get 'creative' and show us what you can do?"
>He's smirking at you, thinking to put you in your place
>Time to MacGuyver up some shit, I guess.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409158

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409158

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>>13409040
stram starting now

>>13409064
[Denied]

guy with keyboard
09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409160

guy with keyboard 09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409160

>>13409128
>said "my" hoof, not "a" hoof.
welp, I just went full autism.
time to sleep.
Gnight folks.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409165

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409165

>>13409099
Such is life.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409166

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409166

>>13409150
>pinky
we're green now, genius

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409169

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:51 No.13409169

>>13409158
What kind of writing is that?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409173

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409173

>>13409150
Kick him in the face and elbow slam the other smug fuck.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409174

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409174

What do you guys think about ~~IRL winking mare vags?~~

~~would you prefer human vag or mare vag drawn on your favorite pone?~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409175

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409175

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>>13409150
>P I N K Y

goat train
09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409184

goat train 09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409184

>>13409147
Yes. All those pone arms reaching out for you....

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409186

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:52 No.13409186

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>>13408840
>>13408863
>>13408935
>>13408957
Done!
http://pastebin.com/pFNi4bS6

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:53 No.13409192

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:53 No.13409192

http://imgur.com/TeYquHO

can someone please translate this important information

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:53 No.13409195

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:53 No.13409195

>>13409166
Ah. I hadn't thought it part of the thing going on. Well enough, we are now Beanpole.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:53 No.13409197

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:53 No.13409197

>>13409185
>>13409185
>>13409185
>>13409185
Here's the new horse, I guess.

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
09/08/13(Sun)00:54 No.13409207

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 09/08/13(Sun)00:54 No.13409207

>>13409061
> You wait for the howling to subside, or at least come down from a dull roar. You drink some of the hot tea to bide time. They've happened on something like matcha here.
> "Missiles are a bit much. Those are rockets the size of houses we light and point in the direction of things we want to disappear."
> They all roll their eyes, "Yes, yes, the Dragons like to flame out at Cloudsdale gate too." There's a fine smirk
> "But what if you don't want it to just ... disappear."
> They all groan. They're expecting you to bring up nukes. The "Nuclear Option" scared them for about the first week before someone in the Labs worked out how to transmute the fissile matter fast enough to null an incoming missile. It's practically a tinker toy to anyone confident in the Equestrian intelligence apparatus, namely everyone at the table.
> "What if you just wanted them to think it was a dummy?" You drink a tea. Most of them are already bored and waiting to make a joke about your penis again, but one or two look at you askance.
> "What if you just wanted to make them feel fluish?"

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:54 No.13409208

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:54 No.13409208

>>13409197
You're early faggot

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:54 No.13409213

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:54 No.13409213

>>13409150
>Find rock
>Look at pony
>Look at rock
>Chuck rock at pony
>It dodges
"I-I'm warming up."

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:55 No.13409237

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:55 No.13409237

>>13409207
>biological warfare
Ah yes, the true terror. A weapon so terrible we've even forbidden ourselves to use it.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:55 No.13409244

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:55 No.13409244

>>13409207
>implying pones are susceptible to human diseases
biological warfare? pls.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:55 No.13409245

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:55 No.13409245

>>13408948
~~Snow White~~

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:56 No.13409251

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:56 No.13409251

>>13409169
Very serious, magical Old Pone Runes. Very intricate, very complex. There are tens of thousands of them and it takes years to learn them and the complex grammar of the now dead old pone language.

Shut up, it's not just the same five symbols repeated.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:57 No.13409265

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:57 No.13409265

>>13409244
>implying human diseases
Really, faggot. You really think the men in charge wouldn't find out what's deadly to them?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:57 No.13409267

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:57 No.13409267

>>13409150
>Time to MacGuyver up some shit, I guess.
Alright. Setting is important now. Castle grounds, open field, near a forest, what've we got to work with here?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)00:59 No.13409303

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)00:59 No.13409303

>>13409267
I'd guess we're in the castle grounds, if we're being heckled by guards.
So we've got rocks, grass, the guards' weapons and armor, tables, chairs, water, whatever we have on us... More than enough to make a screaming metal death trap.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:00 No.13409320

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:00 No.13409320

>>13409265
I don't know about you but I would capture fillies and sexy mares and have them as my sex slaves.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:01 No.13409330

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:01 No.13409330

>>13409251
>Shut up, it's not just the same five symbols repeated.
Of course not, there's at least ten symbols there.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:01 No.13409337

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:01 No.13409337

>>13409186
thanks mountain dew

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
09/08/13(Sun)01:02 No.13409361

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 09/08/13(Sun)01:02 No.13409361

>>13409207
> "That's pretty stupid," gruffs a broad flat-nosed yellow stallion. You're not sure but you think it was broken a while ago.
> "Feel. Fluish, at first, until they're all so ill they practically beg you for food aid and cessation of hostilities" you sip, "Or if you're very angry I suppose you could whip something up with mustard gas and just make their lungs scald so bad the plasma fills them. That's really "great-grandpa's weapon," though.
> They're all staring. They're not quite certain if you're having them on.
> Or something like ebola slipped in a common well with a drone - we have those - where virtually the whole village bleeds out their ass, shitting in terror as their fingernails come loose from the beds."
> You're not sure but at least one younger soldiers seems to have vomited his beer back in its stein.
> "But, well, those get boring. It's always fun to make something gristly and then make it illegal. We love a challenge"
> You practically eye-fuck the lieutenant from before, "Poison Joke itching powder's so -- cute, isn't it?"
> Almost all color has drained from their faces.
> You stir the dregs of the coffee with a swizzle. An ape waggling with a stick indeed.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:03 No.13409381

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:03 No.13409381

>>13409337
de nada

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:04 No.13409409

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:04 No.13409409

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>>13409361
I'm imagining looking at him like this.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:05 No.13409421

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:05 No.13409421

>>13409186
this is pretty good

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:07 No.13409447

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:07 No.13409447

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>>13409409
Probably closer to this.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:11 No.13409529

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:11 No.13409529

>>13409361
>"And that's before we get into things like engineered plagues and pure chemical assaults. You know that there's a chemical that makes peppers burn, yeah? Isolate that, concentrate it by a factor of...oh, two hundred or so? Then put it in an aerosol sprayer. Makes for great less-lethal crowd control."
>Sip tea, smile.
>"It's called pepper spray. Police where I'm from seem to love the stuff."

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
09/08/13(Sun)01:19 No.13409688

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 09/08/13(Sun)01:19 No.13409688

>>13409529
> They're coming back around, thinking you're just telling a ghost story. The Lieutenant begins to rally the spirits again, "Oh come now, Anon, surely you're just posturing for your fellows. Show of strength and all that!"
> The rest are nodding, convincing themselves you've made a wonderful - if cruel - jape at their expense. Murmurs of "Hear hear!"
> You sip the tea.
> Your eyes feel deep and a bit hallow.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:22 No.13409735

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:22 No.13409735

>>13409051
Gotcha. Wasn't sure I'd be able to follow along after Celestia Quest myself, either.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:34 No.13409952

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:34 No.13409952

Did I miss the new thread or is MLPG so slow now?

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)01:34 No.13409961

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)01:34 No.13409961

>>13409952
>>13409185

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)02:29 No.13410991

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)02:29 No.13410991

I love Twilight Sparkle.

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)02:35 No.13411094

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)02:35 No.13411094

>>13410991
she's a very nice pony

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)03:08 No.13411586

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)03:08 No.13411586

TWILIGHT A SHIT

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)03:11 No.13411621

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)03:11 No.13411621

>>13411586
False

Anonymous
09/08/13(Sun)03:12 No.13411631

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)03:12 No.13411631

>>13411586
you're shit

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