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Pony wishes you were real
Well, maybe no you exactly
But humans in general

Old, real horse >>13389193
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>>13393244
Why not just me..
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sexy ponies
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>purpleautismcancerAIDSshowdestroyerworstpony in the topic
>again

i hate you MLPG
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>>13393294
You're missing a 1.5 terahitlers in there.
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>>13393244
I wish pony was real, too.
Pretty much every waking minute
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>>13393244

>he will never brush your mane and preen your coat
>he will never call you a good pony
>he will never kiss your neck and stroke your horn
>he will never massage your hooves
>he will never be the one you give your virginity to after a long night of reading and drinking wine
>he will never love you as much as you love him

feels bad pony, why can't they be real?
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>>13393278
Because you're ugly
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oh hey its you guys again
allow me to greet you warmly and welcome you to this day!
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>>13393338
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>>13393345
DYEWTS
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>>13393345
>Guy with keyboard will never be real
>Human will never stroke your mane and tell you you are a good pony
>Human will never nuzzle you and let you sleep on his chest
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>>13393345
How about you fuck off and die?

Ah hey how are ya
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>>13393168
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>>13393356
wut
>>13393363
WUT
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>tfw friends don't like me
>tfw they never invite me out
>tfw spend all my time posting about humans because it's all I have
I'm a loser and I want to die
I want you to kill me
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>>13393402
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/
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>>13338141
HERE YOU GO

Should I add dialogue or something
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>>13393374
pinkie pls
you're not for sad
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>>13393363
>You will never find a beautiful human mare
>You will never gently rub her chest teats as she exposes them from under her shirt
>You will never fuck her amazing, smooth, subtle humangina
Life is suffering.
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>>13393355
Is it me or is that sexy?
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>>13393410
What dialogue would you even add?
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>>13393418
>human mare
They are called women, DYEWTS?
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>>13393421
-Anonymous, 2013
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>>13393382
Scoots sure loves soft
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I've had some highly erotic pony fantasies lately, they all made me cum hard
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>>13393429
>ugh I can't stop farting
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>>13393429
I don't know

I guess I could make her ask for a massage because her hooves are sore

Or give her a vagina
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What the FUCK
http://www.derpibooru.org/81749
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>>13393382
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fY1iAgAIc
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>tfw your only friend replaces you with two other fillies
>tfw they're better than you in every way
I should be happy for her I guess
It's not like I deserve friends
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>>13393457
Is that some DWM shit?
Because if it is it isn't fulfilling its purpose because I'll masturbate to it later
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>>13393457
aw shit

Mouth-Molestation!

#DownWithMewball
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>>13393457
>tia
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>>13393457
>rape
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>>13393431
Agreed.
Adult stallion: Man
Adult mare: Woman
Young stallion/colt: Boy
Young mare/filly: Girl
Foal: Child

Get your terminology straight.
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>the things that are happening in this thread right now

I.. uh.. I'll come back later
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>>13393461
#DownWithTwist2013
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>>13393461
>tfw you've never even been enough of friend to feel replaced
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>>13393476
You love it, you tart.
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>>13393451
...I'm sure Flying would prefer the massage option.
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Do humans toot?
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>>13393486
This is actually one of the better ones.
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>>13393486
I know, it's really shit. Hiatus etc etc
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>>13393490
I don't want to fuck my aunt.
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>>13393418
But they bleed like chimps or dogs or something once a month
I can understand being tall and it'd be fun for a day but
Sheesh
Man, you really have it bad
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>>13393412
But I'm sad ponka today
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>>13393511
Is that a reference to something?
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>>13393441

She's lean and fit. Opposites attract.
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>>13393418
>you will never a qt π+1 human filly
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>>13393511
Why is Trixie Kevin Spacey?!
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>>13393506
Don't tell me you wouldn't fuck a human mare if you had the chance.
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>>13393518
My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic
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>>13393535
What the fuck is that? Sounds girly as shit.
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> all this "you will never human"
But how can you go without the highs and lows of eustress or sticking with just one species for dating and mating?

Next you'll tell me you're okay without sleeping in piles or constant physical reassurance
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>>13393521
Must be extra easy for her to sink on that chub

Warm and soft
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>>13393410
cute/10

My only point of criticism would be that soft shades don't really look that good when you only use onle single color/saturation/whatever.
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>>13393539
I would do anything for my waifu.
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What if this was Celestia?
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I want to cum on a pony's muzzle and watch her lick it up
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Who the fuck are all these useless name fags?

>>13393571
No one stopping you from drawing it.
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You guys are too depressing
I'm going to go to bed
My cold, empty could bed
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>>13393533
Anon, look around. How many stallions around here wouldn't? Barring the ones who want to 'bromance' among men.

But surely most would want to keep their current morphology. I mean it's xeno, right? You'd practically have to be hock-deep in TG/bod-mod fetish to not be horrified by being all toes and elbows and palms and shit.
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>>13393577
>the joke
>your head
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>>13393418
>wanting to stick your dick in those disgusting beefcurtains
I prefer my women with mare vaginas
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>>13393571
>She's got 2 massive balls and a sheath
I'd be happy

Very very happy
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>>13393539
That's the thing. Look up human anatomy. Humans don't need estrus because they can get horny at any time. If you do sexy stuff around them, they feel sexy, they want to have sex, that's it. Simple as that. No worrying about when or where. It's all up to you and her.

I'm just imagining getting my human waifu so aroused just from working her up she'd be riding me in an instant.
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>>13393577
Honestly we're just fucking around I think

As though MLPG accidentally wwwwalked into an Equestrian message baord
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>>13393571
Celestia knocked over a zebra and he can't get up?!

She must be stopped!
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MT has a boyfriend?
No wonder she's had making babies on her mind lately.
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>>13393594
Its being more retarded, if anything.

>>13393591
>>13393581
Who the fuck are you guys?
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>>13393457
>that dialogue
I cringed
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>>13393603
Does MT actually have an impreg kink/fetish?

She is mah niggah
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>>13393603
I wonder if he is a shark.
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>>13393589
>Wanting mare vaginas on human women
Holy shit, get the fuck out. Accurate anatomy or nothing. Besides, those clean, smooth, tiny little humanginas get me going every time.
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>>13393476
I like that name. I want to call her Tia while I scratch her behind the ear, watching her blush because most others don't call her by anything else than her title
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>>13393591
Technically you'd be doing doggy style pretty much all the time as a male pony
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>>13393577
if it helps im going to be somewhat useful later on when I get home
I have plans and things.
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>>13393620
Exactly what the fuck do you do at all around here? Why the fucking namefaggotary?

>>13393614
And who the fuck are you?
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>>13393577
I was going to, but I need to do some gardening for my mother first.
>>13393590
I know right
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>>13393619
Humans are flexible, man. They can fit all kinds of poses mares can't.
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>>13393591
I'm pretty sure our hips can't splay down flat the way you want, so if you "ride" front to front (which still baffles the Hell out of me no matter how many R34 things I see) you'd have to Skin-Walk or Transmogrify into a human

Either that or, I dunno, get inventive with rear-entry

Shit why are we even talking about this, this is a blue board.

> also implying Humans would find us particularly sexy
then again
> implying anyone interested in us wouldn't have a hair trigger
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>>13393630
That is cute. You do that.
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>>13393626
> WHUT DO YOU DO AROUND HERE WHY ALL THE NAMES WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Well, who are you, "Anonymous"?
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>>13393626
I'm a writer, I guess. A few threads ago we discussed some things I could do and I came up with a few I wanted to try out.

The name is there because I crave attention, positive reinforcement, and social acceptance.
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>>13393656
You ... may have come to the wrong place.
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>>13393637
>also implying Humans would find us particularly sexy
My headcanon is that most humans are freaks and get really wild and experimental when it comes to sex.
Also keep in mind human vaginas are way smaller than pony vaginas, even at average size you would dazzle any human mare.
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>>13393580
Night dashie
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>>13393637
>>13393664
Who the fuck are you two, seriously?

>>13393656
Post some example, then.
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>>13393662
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I want ponies to sit on my face
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>>13393656
>The name is there because I crave attention, positive reinforcement, and social acceptance.
Uh, oh, I guess you are in for a bad surprise then
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i don't like new people

they scare me
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>>13393668
I don't know about them but I'm a cute human. My special talent is massage.
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>>13393664
> referencing that chart
The only thing we have analogous to Humans are apes, and that might be spurious. Their penises are nearly consummate with gorillas' despite extreme size differences. The height-penis relationship is nowhere near linear like the chart requires to work as a model

I mean this is all idle speculation one way or the other but come on, it could be any size. They also happen to be like twice our mass, so on a hunch
> you will may satisfy a human mare
> but only if you're really, REALLY trying
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>>13393662
Shut u and go back yo your cage chistery
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>>13393702
Then go fuck off somewhere else if you are going to be a smartass.
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hey guys im new so this is where the ponies are right????
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>>13393702
Why do all fucking human OCs have their special talent as massage, or playing the trumpet, or fine watchmaking?

The ENTIRE SPECIES has hands and fingers. Making your special talent revolve around OOH LOOK WHAT I CAN DO I HAVE HANDS is fucking amateur hour.
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>>13393726
My human OC's special talent is posting on image boards and arguing about anything with random people on the internet
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>>13393521
Hey Ross. I am a graduate from art school and I gotta say, your picture is all wrong. I spent a little time to fix up some of the mistakes you made. No need to thank me.

No i'm not sorry
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>>13393716
Gorillas are the zebras of the great ape world: they have tiny dicks compared to their body size. Humans can be huge. Males vary widely in size but most human mares are pretty small and it would be easy to bottom out the average woman.
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>>13393670
They don't exactly shower praise, that's all.

>>13393719
It's not really a cage exactly
More like a 450 ft^2 apartment
... Wait.
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>>13393739
HAHAHA
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>>13393750
That's it I'm getting the sedatives again. You're remembering to much

Don't orry. You'll be back writing ponies fucking 24/7 soon enough
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>>13393739
AHAHAHA
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>>13393761
Yes and it was fucking dumb
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>>13393750
Hey, I live in a similar size apartment! But I only rent one room of it. A very small, bland room. White walls.. grey carpet. A slow moving ceiling fan. I have a wall mirror door but it it just makes the room look even more boring. I live in a fucking mental ward. Ugh.
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>>13393739
>dat arc
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>implying you could ever rape a human
>implying they wouldn't totally outmaneuver you
>implying they could ever be held down in that specific position long enough for you to get inside them
The only way is if your human had a rape fetish and wanted to play pretend with you. But I wouldn't count on that. Human women hate rape. It's against the law in Humanistan and you'd be branded for life.
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>>13393739
>Scoots clanking her own head into the ground
this is great
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>>13393761
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>>13393750
>"450? That's fucking giganti- oh wait, it's ft2, not m2"
Still like 3 times bigger than mine ;_;
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>>13393726
If their species uses their hands so much, anything that takes a lot of talent, dedication and focus would be pretty prized. Almost anyone can type or maybe write, but only a few can fix a fine-tooth watch without the use of magic fields or practice enough to play.

Shit, among humans the hands are the least of it. Getting that shit down STRAIGHT is what's impressive.

Not like we don't have runner OC fags running (har har) around. Remember that "Olympics" D20 quest a while back. That's dedication.

I suspect they're all foot fags. Maybe it's the novelty?
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>>13393784
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>>13393784
rumble riding your dick
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>>13393797
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>>13393792
>he wouldn't pretend to be a real horse and live on a ranch where humans would feed him, brush him, ride him, and sometimes come into the stables at night and ride his dick
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>>13393808
Better believe it
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WHAT DOES THE PONE SAY
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>>13393792
Am I seriously the only one here who would rather just be a human? Being a pony in Humanistan would be fucking weird. You'd never fit in.
Besides, Humans are perfect. Why would you ever want to be a pony when you could be a Human?
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I wish I could feel sadness. I just get mad and then go back to apathy.
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>>13393803
I really don't want to break your heart but I checked the floor plan. It's 647 ft^2. Like half of it is a closet and bathroom and the laundry units but

Sorry Anon
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>>13393832
>>13393807
>>13393792
>>13393772
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>>13393834
I-it's fine, I love living in a lumber-room...
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>>13393827
That trans-Snails blog is kind of endearing
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>>13393679
Not that into facesitting, but pony asses are spectacular, I'd let one sit on my face just to see what it's like. I'd get hard with no problems and probably cum at some point.
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>>13393803
>150 sq ft apt

You live in a bathroom?
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>>13393763
Is there a joke I'm missing here?
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>mfw people only like Rumble so they can get with Thunderlane
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>>13393855
nah
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>>13393518

The Usual Suspects

If you haven't watched it, leave this thread and go watch it now before somebody ruins it for you.
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>>13393812
Or me riding his
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2284790/
I'm out of fucking words
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>>13393850
I have a bed, two desk, a super tiny kitchen and a bathroom where I can take a shit, use the sink and shower at the same time.
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>>13393855
Thunderlane is black.
No thanks.
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>>13393855
>caption

really?
And I really doubt anyone actually like Thunderlane
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>>13393867
coitus
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>>13393840
They're emulating an imagined alternate-reality My Little Human General posted in by ponies and the things they'd say about us. It's an old shtick.
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THUNDERLANE
MORE LIKE

THUNDERLAME
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>>13393878
well it's annoying
make them stop
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>>13393832
I wouldn't want to be a Humie here, sheesh. Can you imagine just walking around in world where everyone uses species-exclusionary language and expects you to just bang at the word 'go'?

Or buying shooes or togas or whatever the fuck Duncan wears at the Cake Shop?

If you live Human, better live over there.
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>>13393881
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>>13393863
You would probably be too heavy for that to be comfortable for him.
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>>13393885
> I am literally incapable of having fun
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>>13393855
>not Thunderlane getting with Rumble
http://imgur.com/ZwxTtRC
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>>13393896
they're using trips and names
i don't like that
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>>13393887
Well no shit. I'm talking about in Humanistan. That would be the life.
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>>13393892
I'm fit enough to hold my share of the weight with my legs. We'll find a position.
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>>13393891
>that filename
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>>13393820
I don't think a lot of Human women would fuck horses, man. Not even sentient ponies, for that matter.

The most you'll get out of it is some little girl in her years of budding sexuality riding you bare-back and leaving you a bit moist, feeding you a sugar cube and stroking your mane

UNF
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>>13393912
TAW, I thought you fucking left.
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>>13393921
unf
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>>13393887
>Or buying shooes or togas or whatever the fuck Duncan wears at the Cake Shop?
They're called sneakers. He even says it IN THAT SCENE.
>Togas
Holy fuck, togas aren't even footwear. DYEWTS?
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>>13393912
Does this upset you?
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>>13393867
Is that that same Brazilian company that always rips off mainstream US animated titles?
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>>13393921
u-unf
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>>13393930
You must be new. Crimson Pots doesn't watch the show, just comes here and shitposts and tries to attentionwhore for some shitty human doodles that are always about sex.
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>>13393916
how big is a colt, anyways?
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>>13393930
Whoa, whoa man. Didn't you see Priscilla in those spiked things or the thicker ones the soldiers wore? I meant globally, "shoes."

Yeah the kids wear sneakers. Good luck finding that anywhere but a special clothier in Canterlot.

> OH MAN TOGAS AIN'T SHOES
Dude
Dude seriously
I meant finding CLOTHES and FOOT COVERINGS anyfuckingwhere that doesn't have regular Diamond Dog customers

And Christ Almighty I hope they aren't used to steak if they don't want to get lynched
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>>13393926
~

>>13393936
a little, yes
please stop
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>>13393958
Priscilla is worst human. 0/10 would not bang.
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>>13393950
I have to admit i'm not versed enough in my horses to know that.
But i like to imagine big enough. Can't be much smaller than adult human average? That's enough!
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>>13393949
I understand not everyone likes the doodles but I have to watch the show
For hijinks
And innuendos
And, y'know, mostly on model though really every girl looks better in B cups or smaller. I prefer my portion control a bit more to the mare side even if everything's "moved up north for summer"
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/7/421084.jpg
unf
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>>13393986
>Not liking huge chestteats
You might as well just look at mares then.
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>>13393971
da fuk u say bish
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>>13393996
>two soarins
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>>13394006
That's the unf thing about it
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>>13394001
>not liking delicious flat chest
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> You will never be a human and go in to get your ears pierced at the mall
> You'll never have to wash them thoroughly to keep back the skin infection
> You'll never have to dart to the bathroom to check on them, rolling the new gemwork stud between a thumb and forefinger
> You'll never have to color-coordinate among your luscious head-mane, skin tone, eyes and new accessories
> Certainly a young stallion will never find you fetching and take you to the Fall Wrap Up dance
>>
This is seriously the funniest MLPG I've seen in ages
>>
...Stallion Saturday?
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>>13394021
I'm enjoying it :)
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>>13394016
YOU are my Zebra
>>13394001
AND YOU ARE NOT
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> You will never be have your favorite Humie's fingers ruffle your mane
> or bring their cute push-button nose to yours Northern Water Tribe style
> or speak to you in one of their rolling exotic summery tongues like German
> SPRACHEN SIE ;_;
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Burn it all to the ground.
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I like moonpon
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>>13393972
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>>13393941
>>13393928
>>13393921
If I wore pants I'm pretty sure my dick would be breaking them right now
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>>13394087
I like moonporn.
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>>13394090
What?
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>>13394086
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>>13393739
got a good laugh out of me
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Hi MLPG, I'm just gonna hide in here till' winter.
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>>13394087
Ugh, Equestriations are the worst thing in the fandom
They didn't even keep the hips
The hips are the BEST PART
At that this you might as well just jack it to the Royal Winter postcard
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>>13394083
Ich könnte dir alle mögliche Schweinereien ins Ohr flüstern~
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>>13394121
Anon
Anon please
You're making my soul ache
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>>13394119
What
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>>13394121
Sauerkraut~~~
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>>13394133
It's ... oh nevermind
It's a joke
The joke is MLPG just bisected with a comparable My Little Humans General in Equestria
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>>13394083
Did you know French is actually based on Fancy?
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>>13394141
Oh
OH
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>>13394144
Now you're just being silly.
They HAVE French.
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>>13394018
>>13394083
>Humans only come in one race
>No unicorns, earth humans, or pegasi, just "human" and that's it
>Perfect equality across the lands
>No prejudice
>No hate
>Just free love
Why are they so perfect, /co/?
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>>13394003
Oh my, these comics sure are moe.
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>>13394144
Sure, but who has time to learn all their weird made up grammar rules. The only time it'll come up in conversation is during real-life RP stuff or at cons or if you're really lucky your partner is into role play, and even then "Viens m'enculer" is probably good enough

> you will never be paid to render a sentence from Fancy to French for the show

O-oh. I just made myself sad.
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>>13394177
I know. And human "French" is based on Fancy.
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>>13394179
do ponies even have cartoons?
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>>13394179
> he hasn't seen the Civil Rights prequel
> or the comics' gay marriage story line
Oh boy
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>This autistic "We are ponies LOL and we love the humans xD"
Yeah, I'm gonna play megagame on doom until the autistorm stops.
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>>13394210
I hope you don't come back.
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>>13394199
They seem to have mass print, records, and movies but haven't struck on home television yet.

I'm not sure I've seen a home radio yet, for that matter.
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>>13394179
What about the inhumans and the muties?
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>"Yeah this Zebra got really mad at me. He didn't even speak the same language! I asked Zecora about it. She said the curse should only last a week."
>"But its okay. We can still have sex, anon! Right?"
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>>13394183
>>13394186
'FANCY' WAS JUST APPLEJACK BEING A HICK
IT'S NOT THE LITERAL LANGUAGE
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>>13394232
But they've never called it "French" in-show
Though I think they've said "French fries"
This is kind of tricky
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>>13394214
>Iii hap u dnt cum bk xDD
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>>13394231
>Gummy blowjobs
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>>13394210
>mm8bdm
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>>13394217
They have comics though, as of S4. And Dash's micro implied they have TVs.
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>>13394199
>>13394217
Well, they have cartoons, but you probably mean serials at home.

...They have arcade cabinets and hair metal and cartoons were definitely entrenched by the 80s, so... I dunno.
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>>13394247
I don't know what's the problem, unless you think the survival version is better with the only useful hale being Scrooge and Starman
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>>13394228
That's just from the show-within-a-show. The X-Men are like double not-real.

Even if Augustus is hinted as having magical powers, it's not confirmed. Personally I think he just keeps cards up his sleeve and eavesdrops all the time.
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These ponies slipped something in your drink
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>>13394278
what is it?
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>>13393512

this too shall pass, sad ponka
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>>13394287
Sweet tarts
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>>13394239
>and NOT true French haute couture!
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>>13394278
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>>13394253
>>13394254
Right, so it's like they have print media and nickelodeon shows and even things like electric guitars, but nothing like the proliferation of radio sets and televisions seen as far back as the early 1930's on Earth.

It's sort of a mixed bag

Gotta get my hands on the Dash micro, I hear it's fun
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>>13394265
I miss Roboenza.
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>>13394278
Is it that shrinking potion that Alice drank in her wonderland adventures?
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>>13394304
it's pretty bad
sky goblins were cool i guess
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>>13394303
Am I wrong for thinking that this is basically the best fan episode to ever come out of the fandom?

I mean the voice acting is good, the animation is great and there's no horrible OC fursona designs from what I remember. There's only Buttons mom who looks like she'd actually be in the show
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>>13394304
They also seem to have computers, even though they're analog
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Request time! You know the rules: Second person, humanized only. Clop is acceptable.
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>>13394325
Well, every other fan episode is pure shit.
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What colour is your favourite pony?
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>>13394325
No
You're not wrong
it's very good.
the humor could have been better trainfire? why?, but other than that it's great
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>>13394345

Purple.
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>>13394345

Purple.
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>>13394345
purple
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>>13394345
Blue
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>>13394352
>>13394360
>>13394362
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>>13394339
fucking cadence while shinning watches
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>>13394339
assassinating the queen
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>>13394345
Off white and purple
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>>13394345
White. I mark my territory.
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>>13394339

Femanon receiving double penetration from stallions.
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>>13394352
>>13394360
>>13394362
These men are our targets today, soldiers.
Know them well. They like abysmally intelligent cartoon characters.
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>>13394339
Twilight getting pinned by Dash, mimicking Dracula. Twilight's INTO IT.
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>>13394345
a light yellow
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SOMEONE CALL YAMINO
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>>13394373
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>>13394339
Rarity trying to wind down in leisure from a high-stress commission.
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>>13394345
Pony color
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>>13394352
>>13394360
>>13394362
purplemind
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>>13394384
What
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>>13394380
why would you want a repeat of a chistery scene
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http://i.imgur.com/Yhk8j9z.png
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>>13394384
>inb4 yamino shuts down the production of Wander Over Yonder
>inb4 someone literally doxxes it and just shoots it in the head
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>>13394390
Somewhere, Chistery's dick is exploding
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>>13394345
Cerulean
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>>13394384
Did Wander over Yonder start already? Where can I see the episode(s)?
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>>13394396
I'm into girls being into getting bitten. Someone wrote that already lately?
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>>13394399
>Twist x Snips
>not Sweetie x Snips
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>>13394384
Óh snap, thanks for reminding me to watch it
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>>13394408
First episode is on Itunes for free.
It doesn't officially start until next week.
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>>13394399
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>>13394408
Yayponies, for some reason.
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>>13394400
Why would Yamino be having trouble with Wander?
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>>13394408
>>13394415
also available on yayponies if you don't like itunes
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>>13394412
that was literally the exact scene that happened
twilight being pinned and dracula being mimicked and her being INTO it
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>>13394416
That hardly elicits that kind of reaction

I mean. This is about as vanilla as it gets
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>>13394430
... Link?
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>>13394339
Anon walking in on Luna combing her hair in front of her mirror naked
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>>13394408
yes
http://i.imgur.com/G7vVtKk.png
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>>13394428
.......why?

You know what...Nevermind..
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>>13394420
I'm perfectly okay with that
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>>13394422
I think because Sylvia got beaten up.

Cheapening the plight of female abuse victims?

Don't try to find reason in the motives of the yamino, anon; that's a black hole.
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>>13394420
>>13394428
Cool, gotta download
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>>13394437
>that butt
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>>13394414
STRAM
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>>13394422
It fucked over Adventure Time and, of course, some of MLP. It also got some Adventure Time staff fired just because of some canon 'shipping'.
It'll find something to be proboscispulverised about in the show and it'll push on it until it gets Disney to cancel it whole.
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>>13394419
>Celestia wet
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>>13394345
White with a slight tint of pink
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>>13394454
don't you dare break our hearts today
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>>13394439
Probably because the guy running the site hot on the hype train
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>>13394384

>Sylvia gets raped while Wander watches, helpless
>Sylvia shakes it off, but Wander takes it really badly
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>>13394451
I'm pretty busy this weekend, but I might have some minutes to stream one of the episodes

we'll see
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>>13394452
Ohhh, now I remember
> I'm not responsible for these people being fired
> I only started the pointed letter-writing "get the message out" campaign and massaged the narrative of most of the respondents
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>>13394446
But Sylvia is buff as fuck and doesn't give a shit
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>>13394419
That hardcore signature looks so out of place
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>>13394474
yay
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>>13394450
LK has a way with butts
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>>13394469
>Sylvia gets raped
>Sylvia shakes it off
Literally my fetish
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>>13394396
>why would you want a repeat of a chistery scene
So I could see it written for my dick, not a committee of cowards?
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>>13394466
Also Lauren is involved
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Why are we even talking about people that shouldn't be relevant
let's talk about princesses
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>>13394492
Because Yamino is our catnip
And anger is our cocaine
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>>13394488
But there's no difference between the two.
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>>13394486
Did he draw any other pictures?
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>>13394465
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>>13394492
Time for drawing.
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>>13394345
Yellow.
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>>13394387
A drop of sweat trickles off her cheek and onto the pool cue. The moisture splashes onto the wood, and in a moment she freaks out. The wooden pole nearly smashes you in the face, but you dodge at the last second. She's screeching and hollering, unable to believe the idea that she's able to perspire. You grab her by the wrists. Her fingers twitch, but you can't blame her. She's been sewing all day. Putting the cue back into her hands, you guide her back down to the table. Her hips bump against yours as she hums and smiles at your touch. Just like this, you say as you aim the cue against the ball, set to bounce against the rails into the nine ball. After positioning her just right, you take your hands off of her, letting her take the shot. You can tell she appreciates the individuality, as she backs her hips into you with a sly grin. A ball in the pocket later, and all you can process is her in your arms, kissing every square inch of your face.

Next? I know that wasn't very good.
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>>13394490
Who gives a shit. All she is doing is leeching on and pretending that she's doing something
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>>13394492
Yeah. Let's talk aboutthe best and soon only princess.
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>>13394510
>>13394368
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>>13394513
And the subhuman scum that like her? Sure.
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>>13394513
>and soon one of nine princesses*

ffty
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>>13394510
Rarity and Twilight pegging a royal guard
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>>13394500
I see it as
> writefag brings it to the precipice, asks "what do", people say "WARNING DANGER NO," goes with it, Anon running like a scalded jackrabbit
versus
> Writefag who takes it to the culmination, Anon relishing and delighting in the experience of getting a mare sopping and enthusiastic and at least touching her like a gentleman
So yes, I would like the latter.
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>>13394503
>Celestia
>Sacrificing herself
PFFHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHWRONG YOU GET NOTHING YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR
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>>13394345
urnge
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>>13394532
Actually Chistery backed off with no input from Anon on that point.
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>>13394510
Dash getting her wings taped down for a medical examination, realizing she sweats. BUCKETS.
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>>13394536
>SmutAnon was Steady all along
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>>13394536
God damn it

Dante said more then FUCK YOU
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>>13394492
They're great, I jack off to princesses all the time and they make me spurt profusely
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>>13394502
not yet
>>
Pony cheeks
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>>13394543
To be fair we could have said "TRY IT AGAIN, BILLY!"

I lurked. I am a bit ashamed.
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>>13394557
Oh.
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>>13394536
I think you're in denial, anon.
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>>13394525
>and soon one of eight princesses*
ftffy
Everyone becomes a princess, except applejack
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>>13394558
Very squishy and pinchable
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>>13394550
>he faked being a Celestiafag all along
>he only wanted to lure them in and then crush their poor hearts by mauling their Princess as soon as they thought they had her
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>>13394558
butt cheeks?
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>>13394568
denial of what?
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>>13394575
The best cheeks
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>>13394569
applejack will be the first new princess
she will spend the entire period between becoming one and all the others catching up coming to terms with being a princess
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>>13394492
They're hot.

http://i.imgur.com/PVRv3tP.jpg
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>>13394577
that Celestia would sacrifice herself
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>>13394521
>>13394529
>>13394548
Come on, humanized only.
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>>13394543
Only one guy said "slap her ass" and the rest were hesitant or neutral. This is why writers shouldn't put plot up to a vote or take a firmer hand at least.
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>>13394572
Him being a Celestiafag kinda gives me hope that it wont end with Questanon crying over Celestias remains
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>>13394605
exactly
anon fucking human candence while human sa watches
>>
Flame Princess > Sun Princess.
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>>13394605
Wait, you mean like "humans that have no wings or horns"?

Okay, uh, Dash who realizes she sweats and pants a bit more than she'd like during medical testing
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>>13394600
for what?
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>>13394606
>take a firmer hand at least
Chistery would just tease even harder and have Anon shut down on LOCKDOWN nope nope nope
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>EG OCs are a thing

well then
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>>13394619
for Equestria
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>>13394606
>firmer hadn
Are you saying the ass slap wasnt strong enough
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so, which pony would you choose to be your partner if you lived a life of crime as a smuggler?
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>>13394609
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>>13394609
It will end with Celestia crying over Questanon's remains

And did he really finally delete the old thread? Man, it could have lasted up today's!
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>>13394627
WHY?
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>>13394628
hand*
geez
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>>13394596
Why is Luna making Pip dream of a human version of herself giving him a footjob, and he has a human dick
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>>13394630
Why do you have to torment us like this, SmutAnon?
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>>13394630
fuck
YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
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>>13394622
I'm pretty sure Anon fucked Twilight in PrinceQuest, or whatever the fuck spun off of that.

Anon can and will bone again.
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>>13394636
>It will end with Celestia crying over Questanon's remains
Well, that would probably be "very bad ending", but at least not "worst ending".
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>>13394642
>implying he's not dreaming that

it's because he's a growing colt and he's starting to feel weird when he looks at mares
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>>13394642
because the whole thing is humanized?
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>>13394622
That Rarity thing could have gone either way.
It's just kind of awkward to see a woman "discover" her neck massager for the first time.
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>>13394596
God damn that's a sexy NMM
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>>13394629
i read that as "a life of crime as a snuggler"
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>>13394612
>>13394615
Fuck it, I want something as cloppy as possible. Nastier, the better.
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>>13394666
but thats luna
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>>13394666
that's luna, satan
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>>13394643
>>13394644
because it's fun, and after today I won't be able to.
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>>13394672
>snuggling is super fucking illegal in equestria
>anon rolls in cash from his "snuggle brothels"
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>>13394675
NTR isn't nasty enough?
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>>13394679

For Equestria, Anon?

No, Steady, for me.
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>>13394679
> after today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoIFa94fD3c
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>>13394675
>>13394675

Fliter + Cloudchaser /ss/ on Rumble
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>>13394688
... fuck man, why does this make me feel bad? That fucker betrayed us and wants to kill our waifu, I shouldn't feel any sympathy for him.
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Reminder: Cuddling is essential to healthy pony growth and development.
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Fluttershy just tweeted
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>>13394679
Unless you stop doing interactive writing all together, you will still be able to tease us.
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>>13394701
NAMFLA pls
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>>13394698
you're the silver
it's you
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>>13394596
>leaving her shoes on

what a cunt
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>>13394686
Nope, one up it.
>>13394696
Second person, remember.
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>>13394716
N-no, I'd rather be Questanon.
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>>13394716
>>13394728
oh god
what if silver sacrifices himself for us
or rose
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Tony Abbott! You taste so nice!
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>>13394734
>no matter what we do
>there won't be a happy ending
>we will have to decide who of them dies and who lives on, remembering every single day that they sacrificed one of their friends
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Remember when she wasn't worstpone?
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>>13394754
Yes, I remember the entire show
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>>13394622
Wait
By SHUTDOWN you mean Anon rides a river of spaghetti home every time, or his partner isn't into it, or both?

How would you approach it? I can't rest all the blame on votes.
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>>13394754
Even with wings, she's still not Trixie anon.
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>>13394760
clearly you don't
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>>13394773
Even if you don't count all the shit secondary characters, Fluttershy was always and is still much worse than Twilight
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>>13394751
Was I ever gone?

You get priority if you have a request
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>>13394754
well, Pinkie Pie made an appearance in ep 1
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>>13394776
Hahahahahah no
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>>13394782
Flutterfags' opinions don't count
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SORRY
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>>13394790
neat!
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>>13394790
>http://25.media.tumblr.com/264f3d4350bec068c1f585c7c39c9910/tumblr_msrhql5goj1sve2yro2_1280.png
unf
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>>13394790
for novelty value, I like inky's more than the others
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>>13394790
UNF
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Colored this doodle from last night.

I feel like drawing more Filly Scouts today.
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>>13394790
>5 entries this time
That's a new record, isn't it?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Rover goes woof.
Opal goes meow.
Singing birds go tweet.
and Mousehorse goes squeak.
Mooriella goes moo
Frogorange goes croak
and the Fluttershy goes toot.
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>>13394814
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>>13394824
That was meant positive, as in "Apparently you bugged them harder about actually finishing something this time, good job!"
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>>13394806
cute
and yay
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So what's YOUR reason, MLPG?
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>>13394837
>Twirity
Now you've fucked up.
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>>13394837
Oh
Oh my~
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>>13394845
>now
anon was always a fuckup
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>>13394790
i am legitimately surprised people even care about this
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>>13394821
What if Fluttershy was getting raped
so she let out a really long toot to try and perturb him
so you have her painfully having her pussy violated
and him having his nasal passages assaulted?
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>>13394845
Clearly.
I don't see a strapon.
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>>13394806
whatever.
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>>13394855
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>>13394806
Heh, cute as fuck. You could have illuminated her face some to emphasize a darker room but it's not that important.

I like the hints of eyebags.
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>>13394837
> twilicorn
Save Raritry from it!
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>>13394840
I suffer from paranoia.
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>>13394845
Yeah, he only posted one picture of best ship!
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>>13394800
>that sleeping Luna
When will he draw porn already?
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>>13394832
actually Inky and Cheshire hit it off very easily and did more than what was asked, praise should go to them
>>13394853
wha
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>>13394865
>he thinks anything can be saved from Princess Showmurderer Worstpony

I covet your blissful naivete.
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Questing is awful
Especially when you know it'll devolved into
HUG PONY
KISS BELLY
That's okay but sheesh
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>>13394869
Did someone say best ship?
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>>13394885
Oh
Oh JEEZ
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>>13394878
hug anon
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>>13394840
>clestia
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Prime cuddling size.
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Who's your favorite futa ship?
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>>13393244
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>>13394897
The derelict's panels warp and bend, forming two broad hands. They pull Anon in for a deep soothing hug and back pat.

YOU FUCKING SEE?
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>>13394902

Also prime fucking size
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>>13394845
OH NO. RARITY TURN AROUND. SHE TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE, SHE'S GONNA BITE YOU. OH SHIT. RARITY! I CAN'T WATCH THIS. HEY EVERYBODY I CAN'T WATCH THIS
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>>13394914
Twilight on Rarity.
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>>13394778
>You get priority if you have a request


Thanks, but that's unfair. Requests should be chosen on their merits, not who put them up.
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>>13394878
That's what the majority apparently wants though. And if the writer went "Nope, fuck that, I'm ignoring the majority to pick the suggestion I like more" he could as well just write a non-interactive story

I find it kinda boring too, but thats how things are. Same with every "woo your waifu" greentext devolving into "AND THEN HE FUCKED HER ASS RAW"
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>>13394921
10 out of 10 points

Quest successful
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>>13394885
I'd like to see some more of best ship.
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>>13394922
>>13394922
>>13394922
>>13394922
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>>13394914
>futa
Follow me to the bi-curious spa.
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>>13394925
> pretty mare gets pinned down and her neck bitten
JUST WHAT I FUCKING WANTED
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beb
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>>13394929
Eh, rest of the requests aren't so hot. Shoot me one, dawg.
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Got cold in here, didn't it?
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>>13394995
I'm currently deciding just how hard Rarity is gonna get fucked by a handyman

So Pls
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>>13395001
yeah
now piss off
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>>13394947
Does it involve futa Lotus and Aloe with a happy ending?
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>>13394998
If 'nastier is better' still applies, I can't really think of anything worse than ass-to-mouth, but I also can't think of a pony I'd want to subject to that.
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>>13395022
Twilicorn
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Cutest ship.

Prove me wrong.
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>>13394998
Not Deaf, but
Twilight caught sneaking into her parents' bedroom to sniff the wet spot and being caught and teased and fucked by Shining is right up there

Especially if he convinces her he NEEDS to finish inside, lest they make another spot on the bed
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>>13394995
After about two weeks, I've finally opened the sketchbook and started doodling, so for all intents and purposes, I am.
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>>13395042
Right in the unf.
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>>13395030
It's not gay for starters.
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>>13395055
as long as it isn't pony
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>>13395030
>proving opinions wrong
Only Hitler is allowed to do that.
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>>13395042
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>>13395065
>not liking all your ships to be gay
>not liking all the best main 6 ships
I bet you like Fluttermac, too.
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>>13393739

Nicely done.
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>>13395058
>>13395074
One of many reasons why it's best to drop trip sometimes
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>>13395066
It is. I don't really plan on having a career in art...
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>>13395085
but why
you're intentionally holding yourself back
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>>13395097
fuck off
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>>13395097
Not that guy, but I wouldn't want a career in art just because then I wouldn't enjoy it as much
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>>13395022
Remember, they're humans, not ponies.
>>13395042
I'll try to cram this all into one paragraph. Try.
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>>13394937
There isn't nearly enough.
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>>13395097
>holding back
In what?
I don't plan on taking this anywhere, just having fun. Or trying.
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>>13395097
Not him, but I'd rather rip my eyes out and have Ross fuck my eyesockets than have a career in art
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WHAT IF NANAKI IS SECRETLY PRINCESS LUNA
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>>13395113
This should be fun.

Thanks for trying at least!
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>>13395117
but ponies are a shit way to practice art
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>>13394840
READ PEOPLE ARE SMELLY, SLIMY AND DISGUSTING
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>>13394864

Like this?
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>>13395127
>I don't like [place], and you shouldn't either

Who asked?
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>>13394958
When is the end of the day?
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Wow. I must redraw this pose with Sweetie Belle. I'm not really a fan of full lips, especially with makeup. Makes the woman look like a fish. But there's some subtle makeup going on here, and man did they nail it. Why Lana Del Rey got a nose job, I'll never know.
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>>13395137
> READ PEOPLE
So you won't fuck the literate?

I've got the horse/person for you.
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>>13395121
cuteosphere is projecting way too much
that still doesn't mean gamer luna is crap
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>>13395135
[citation needed]
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>>13395155
I meant real. My anger got the best of me.
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>>13395148
>clicking
She better have a frenzy and clicking frenzy at the same time or else it is in vain
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/7/421368.jpeg

unf
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>>13395151
at 12 am
use your timezone
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>>13395145
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You aren't creative or talented.
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>>13395182
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>>13395182
Those are some hot opinions
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>All this writing in the general all of a sudden

O frabjous day!
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>>13395148
O-oh gosh! I like that! But I was just rambling on, you didn't have to go to the trouble. T-thanks.

Also, and this is really a question, should her left eye have the darker pink bag too, or is the light hitting it that much harder?
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>>13395182
Are you even trying anymore?
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>>13395182
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>>13395182
Fuck yeah I am
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Who is femanon going to fuck today?
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>>13395182
that's why i don't write or draw and should kill myself and probably will and am too cowardly to.
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http://derpiboo.ru/421534
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>>13395182
Creativity isn't that important.

Just look at the big youtube names.
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>>13395207
Anon
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>>13395198
yeah we hired a necromancer to revive a few writefags

move yer ded bones move yer dead bones
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Why aren't you drawing for Stallion Saturday?
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>>13395182
true, but that doesnt stop me from drawing
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>>13395121
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>>13395225
is this something initiated brae?
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>>13395225
Because I can't draw stallions..
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>>13395225
Because I don't like ponies sexually
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>>13395125
Twilight snuck into the room. She knew she had exactly 37 minutes before the maid came in and cleaned up. Being the curious type that she was, she just had to see it for herself. Pushing open the door with a creek, it smelled like both mom and dad. Only, the scent had far more... musk. She'd learned that one from biology class. Twilight was drawn to the bed, straight to the wet spot that her parents hadn't cleaned up. Unable to bridle her curiosity, she took the sheets into her hands, pulling the cloth to her nose, and drew in a long inhale. As intoxicating as the smell was, the hand on her buttocks distracted her. Twiliy? She barely looked back, already knowing who it was that grabbed her from behind. Her big brother - and he was BIG - seemed to have the same idea. He stole the sheets away from her, drawing in a long breath for himself. That only made him harder, poking well into Twilight's pajama pants. A drop of wetness trickled onto her pants, forcing her to blush. Big brother - best friends forever? Better than best friends, they both agreed. Twilight took the hem of his pants and pulled them down.
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>>13395210
>that off timing
rrrRRRRRRRRAAAAARGH
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>>13395199

I caught that the instant after I posted it. Here's a fix.

I'm open to suggestions for what to draw next.
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>>13395225
I thought it was Satyr Saturday
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I've got sexy ponies on the brain 24/7, have to masturbate at least twice daily or I can't focus, this is getting ridiculous
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>>13395247
Draw the reason why the CMC are not allowed in the filly scouts

The more "noodle incident"-y you make it, the better.
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>>13395253
What if SatyrxStallion
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>>13395203
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>>13395255
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>>13395280
>their babies are 1/4 human and 3/4 horse

what would that even look like
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>>13395245
Naturally, I forgot to switch on the trip.

Any more requests?
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>>13395280
On a romantic, candle lit date
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>>13395291
Nah, either satyr or pony
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>>13395297
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>>13395293
No
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>>13395293
Can it be cute?
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>>13395297
but MSOB drew it here first
you guys asked him to
for a greentext
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>>13395297
Even if you were right, which you aren't, it still wouldn't matter. What, we're only allowed to discuss shit we came up with?
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>>13395293
Non sexual CMC play time
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>>13395317
>expecting hateanon to be rational
>expecting someone who still uses piss to be reasonable
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>>13395135
>implying
Ponies are the only thing that even made me keep arting. They are easy enought hat you are able to draw somewhat decent stuff within a few month, thus giving you at least some sense of achievement.
As long as you do regular studies along, there's no problem with ponies.
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>>13395308
>>13395317
>>13395324
Come the fuck on, he's been shitposting about this
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>>13395297
>MOMMY MLPPG IS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE AGAIN
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>>13395324
But didn't we made the satyrs with that Lyra quest?
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You are a furry and a brony
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>>13395328
>>13395332
I am sorry
I was just confused
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>>13395339
The later, yes.

The former, no.
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>>13395317
>>13395324
no one even talked about lyra quest while it was going and when it ended

hell, when msob asked what other quest he should do, he mentioned a sequel to it

no one wanted, but rather braeburn quest.

so fuck off to your own thread
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>>13395339
Yeah
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>>13395315
I prefer cute, actually.
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>>13395253
Is it bad if I want to see a Marker pony satyr?
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>>13395356
>implying there's a difference
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>>13395339
N-No I'm not. I just spend all my time thinking about the show, and in a thread that discusses ponies and I masturbate almost exclusively to ponies having sex. Therefore I am neither!
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>>13395365
Fluttershy cutely pegging the mayor
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>>13395359
>no one even talked about lyra quest while it was going and when it ended
I-I did ;_;
I wanted a sequel too
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>>13395339
Well, yeah.
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>>13395367
yes
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>>13395370
There is

"Brony" is a MLP fan, "furry' is a fan of a subculture not really centered around anything but itself.
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>>13395365
What about Rarara and Twilight sharing a glass of wine on the sofa?

That or Sweetie giving Spike a valentine card before running
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>>13395367
I sorta want one too
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>>13395372
Pegging involves a male!
>>13395383
k
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Which of these ponies gives cuddles the best?

Which one receives cuddles the best?
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>>13395398
Does it though?

I was under the impression it was just a female using a strapon on someone else's ass
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>>13395398
>Pegging involves a male!
So what's called when a female uses a strap on on another female?
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>>13395409
Applebloom for best giver, Sweetie for best receiver
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>>13395409
sweetie
sweetie
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>>13395409
Sweetie for both.
That's like her class trait and bonus.
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>>13395412
It's called unf
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>>13395374
well too fucking bad

now fuck off to your own thread
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>>13395115
I like the mane - big fluffy manes are my fetish
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>>13395414
>Applebloom for best giver
mah nigga
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>>13395425
how fluffy is too fluffy?
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>>13395410
>>13395412
That's just lesbians using a strap-on. Don't get me wrong; it's really fucking hot. Just not called pegging.
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>>13395431
Okay, that one is too fluffly. It might have worked if it was a flowing space mane though
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>>13395424
can't I just go to the quest broad?
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>>13395414
what if sweetiebloom
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>>13395409
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>>13395245
Well I'm glad it's written, and it has some definite key turns, even 1000 characters means you can make some pretty intense flashbulb half-lit-fucking stuff.

Beggars can't be choosers, exactly, but if you're trying to make space cutting things like "before the maid came in and cleaned up" to "before the maid cleaned up" or even "before the maid cleaned."

Starting in medias res with initially confusing or jumbled images to reflect the state of arousal and altered mental state can be pretty choice, like "The dark stain was captivating, now swaying in and out her her vision as Shining filled her and again - it reeked of excess. Her head reeled, dizzy, her face dropping down down closer to the musk, the sweat, marrying the mounting heat between their bodies. All in the family, really-"

But shit, man, you filled my request and understood just what I was grokkin', even adding an element of time. That puts you ahead of like 98% of every single person here.

Good job, bro.
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>>13395374
Hey, I did, too.

We were supposed to bring Bonbon and Lyra back closer than ever.
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>>13395440
worse ship
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>>13395440
best ship
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>>13395440
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Pony mixed a satyr transformation potion with your oatmeal
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>>13395468
Will I grow a horsecock?
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>>13395448
I would agree it is ok,but I think there should be a more graphic and longer one written, and with them as ponies instead of humans, in order to maximize the unf.
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>>13395468
I'll swap oatmeal bowls with pony when pony isn't looking
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>>13395476
no
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>>13395448
Damn, that's like, actual constructive criticism. I appreciate it 110%, bro.
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>>13395483
Fuck pony then
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>>13395476
Everything below you is horse
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>>13395381
We've been over this, bronies are a subculture of furry.
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>>13395383
Just take it, okay? Those were the words out of her mouth as she shoved the card into his hands. Yes, he only stuck around the house to hang out with her older sister, but sis was too busy for a boyfriend anyway. She turned away and folded her arms, resolved not to see how he reacted. He and his dumb green mohawk could go... Wait, what did he say? He said thanks Sweetie. Sure, that was her name, but hearing him finally call her that made her curl into a ball. When she turned around, the hood of his purple sweatshirt hung around his neck and for once, his green hair hung at the side of his head. Oh, and he was glowing a bright red too. He mumbled something about Pony Joe's under his breath, kicking his sneakers to the side as he forced the words out of his mouth. Sweetie Belle jumped with joy upon hearing it, quite literally. He was forced to catch her in his arms, her own arms draped around his neck. As she started rambling on about how she preferred her eggs and donuts, Spike suddenly realized what a mess he'd gotten himself into.

I'm bad at this non-second person thing.
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>>13395468
so I become half-goat
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>>13395482
But pony put female satyr transformation potion in pony's bowl.
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>>13395468
oatmeal? are you crazy?
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>>13395490
Not really, no.

There is an overlap, but bronies are not a subset
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>>13395448
>"The dark stain was captivating, now swaying in and out her her vision as Shining filled her and again - it reeked of excess. Her head reeled, dizzy, her face dropping down down closer to the musk, the sweat, marrying the mounting heat between their bodies. All in the family, really-"
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>>13395451
>>13395460
>>13395464
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>>13395490
No
That's an insanely idiotic thing to say
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>>13395433
Check your privilege, PWA; just because they both have vaginas doesn't mean they're lesbians for having sex with someone with a vagina

Maybe they're both trans men who are perfectly straight!
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>>13395500
How so?
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>>13395513
I know you're yanking my chain, but I have actually wondered where Buck Angel puts you on the Kinsey scale.
>>
what if your cutie mark is a third wheel
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>>13395504
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>>13395513
>perfectly straight
you should be careful about your cissexist diction, i'm triggered
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>>13395565
then I open a bike repair shop
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>>13395571
Stop saying 'triggered'! That's one of my trigger words!

I can't wait until Worldwide Castration Day so people like you will get their rape tools removed!
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>>13395565
Then I guess I'd be the town bicycle!
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>>13395409

_______Yes.
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>>13395598
>Worldwide Castration Day
oh god that entire article
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>>13395618
What?
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>>13395484
S'alright, and it's not like I know Best(TM). The more you cut and the less you spend exploring position versus motion the more readily some readers take to it.

I mean past initial intros, people go for that "she had perfect pleated jeans with a side-cut press and a tight little perm only seen on the sixth street, east side" shit, but beyond that people tend to like "And it was all words and words tumbling a way the second he notched a finger inside her and clenched just the way she'd hoped since the second coffee." Some of it's bullshit, some of it is knitting narration to present character action.

So for example, the pajama bottoms and tops? Why not just say like "the cloth fell away hastily, knocked knees and pointy elbows climbing onto the bed. The silky cool sheets warmed with them after kisses, a few giggles - and scorched when Shining found her sex."

It marries the clothing, the bed, the sheets, and their foreplay in two or so sentences.
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>there will never be a beach episode
>EG will get both a beach and hot spring episodes
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>>13395626
Questions like that are dangerous, anon.

You don't want to know the answer.
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>>13395639
>implying I won't be fapping to EG Rarity's perfect teen ass in a bikini
>implying a beach episode with horses would be good
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>>13395642
One of my exes did this really weird thing with her lip when she came. It was totally reflexive. I was always super-glad to hear and feel her cum, but Jesus, I clenched my eyes every fucking time.
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>>13395629
that sentence sounds kind of silly
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>>13395658
It totally does. The real trick is confining bullshit to at most 30%.
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>>13395651
>fapping to this

Really? And this is just a fan made vector, god knows how shitty the actual thing would look like.
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>>13395626
If you really want to know, google femitheist
Hint: You don't
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>>13395629
Haha, you are 100% right. To be honest, I just do the MLPG stuff to keep myself writing. I don't take it seriously at all and my effort writing goes on a blog elsewhere.

But hey man, you're being constructive. Make a request and I'll do it, no matter how convoluted.
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>>13395672
I think the actual thing would look better than that.
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>>13395676
>http://femitheistreborn.blogspot.de/2012/09/international-castration-day-refined.html
>15 minute video
Yeah, I'm not watching that shit.
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>>13395696
You made the right choice.

Cherish your genitals, anon. You only get one set.
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http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1378543645622.gif
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Evens: Shower
Odds: Pone
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>>13395695
EG Rarity looks like shit already.
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>>13395705
>404
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>>13395696
It also exists in textform
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87815&Page=6
Trigger warning: This is not meant as parody or a joke
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>>13395710
Maybe to you, but I would cum inside her forever.
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>>13395672
If you can't cum to this, you might be gay.
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>>13395678
Nah, s'alright, you already did the wet spot thing for me. Just doing some driveby writefagging.
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>>13395710
That's because she's not naked.
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There is no consensus on the 'best' way to word a trigger warning so that it accurately describes the potentially-triggering content without becoming a trigger itself. The phrase "trigger warning" may itself be triggering to some trauma survivors. People can also be triggered by warnings that include too much detail. Warnings with very general language, such as "Warning for a graphic depiction of sexual violence" or "Content Warning: disordered eating" are less likely to trigger readers than warnings that include specific details about the triggering content.
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>>13395720
>castrate all men
>the human race dies out in 100 years
10/10 BEST NEW IDEA
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>>13395710
I used to think they did the skirts so they wouldn't have to deal with panty shots, including Twilight's weird flip.

Now I'm pretty sure they just didn't want to deal with hips and legs in unison, let alone in walk cycles
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>>13395752
Why you gotta do me like that, bro.
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>>13395739
She's not 110% off with sperm samples. You could probably keep enough in stock to breed the next generation.

The real question is, really, WHY? Why bother castrating when compulsory vasectomy would take roughly the same time and introduce less risk to your slaves- I mean male citizens?
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>>13395739
No, see, you didn't read her genius idea. They're gonna take the sperm before they whack your winky so that you can have a baby later. It's foolproof!
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>>13395752
>cutie mark shaped pubes
UM...
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>>13395767
Because rawr women empowerment
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>>13395752
Jesus fuck I can't believe that people actually find this shit attractive
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>>13395752
Here's a silly question, but

Has anyone taken the show vectors and simply shrunk their heads to match their heads near-proportional in high schoolers?
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>>13395767
Mere castration is a mercy in her eyes. She literally wants all men to die but she also wants the human race to continue so she wants some of them to survive.
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>>13395778
as much as i hate eg, that bit made me unf

it's probably the eyes and the 'flexibility' of them
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>>13395778
I
Oh
Wow
I have never felt like a diriter old man at 24
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>>13395784
I honestly don't think anyone does.
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>The mane six learn how to become their spirit animals
>Pinkie Pie becomes a cloud of deadly flesh eating bacteria.
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>>13395778
Xieril

Imagine being with Rainbow Dash (pony or human or both) and she shaves YOUR pubes into her cutie mark's shape
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>>13395794
Electronic Equestria Girls and their 'flexibility'
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>>13395800
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>>13395795
most 'old people' are just young people that got old
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>>13395811
Considering how Wander's face snaps in the next instant, I'll take that as an enthusiastic yes.
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>>13395767
>>13395771
Regardless, I'm sure this has nothing to do with feminism but rather some kind of weird domination fetish fantasy of the author
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>>13395794
Same here. There's just something about lanky, slutty teens that make me hard.
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>>13395794
Well
Sixteen to eighteen year olds are literally more limber than most 20-somethings
Our cartilage and tendon flexibility go downhill past like 21, especially without flexibility exercises
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would you clean pony's disgusting hallway?
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NO I'M NOT READY FOR CELESTIA QUEST
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>>13395839

Celestia Quest resuming!

>>13395839
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>>13395811
>that filename
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>>13395832
Is that a euphemism for pony's anus?
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>>13395847
>>13395850
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>>13395724
Go for a second. Not like anyone else is requesting anything.
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>>13395850
I don't want it to end...
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>>13395811
filename gave me a giggle
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I want to fuck every female contributor.
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>>13395864
Christ, I suck at this 4chan thing. Yeah, that's me.
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>>13395881
I want to fuck every female.
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>>13395881
what about r63 male contributors?
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>>13395895
They're not all clendly.
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>>13395901
>r63 mewball
oh god he would be exactly the same as this one really weird girl I used to play hats with
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>>13395901
Hmmm, nah, they'd still be dicks.
>>
remember when
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>>13395864
Uh
Shit, I'm spent (not, you know, "spent") from the last one

Fluttershy and Rarity take a little "white pill express" before hitting the gym and trip balls to whalesong. Bonus if they get that sort of needy achy grab-each-other-and-fumble fuck on the edge of the tub, the strange bellows of the whales mixing with their mutual excitation and enlightenment.

Not trying to trip you up, just sounds fuckballs crazy
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>>13395911
He's pretty much already a girl.

He'd be like a double girl
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>>13395922
Fluttershy tooted.
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>>13395929
*gym, SPA, FUCK
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>>13395901
only LK
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>>13395850
WE'RE GONNA DO THIS MATES

WE'RE GONNA WIN
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>>13395923
I mean, yeah alright if you have a leg or corpse fetish I guess it can be kind of attractive
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>>13395923
That's a big ass.
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>>13395901
> r63 Chistery
Would that be just as WRECK IT as the normal, or ultra-super femme?
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>>13395939
Chistery, you make like 1 typo per post, we already know that
Just let it slide
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>>13395955
Rarara has a big ass
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>>13395901
what about r63 FEMALE contributors?
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>>13395941
>you will never get a lesson on drawing chub with a live demonstration
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LOL
also UNF
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>>13395939
>*gym, SPA, FUCK
chistery pls
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>>13395966
big and ugly
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>>13395956
She'd be as butch as ever.
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>>13395976
>r63 MT
unf
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>>13395929
Uhh, shit. Good challenge, at least.
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>>13395976
>giving rediv a penis
that's a scary thought
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>>13395961
>>13395980
FUCK
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>>13395978
but LK isn't actually chubby, is he?
or do you mean watching as she draws it?
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>>13395976
>r63 Reu
the horror
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>>13395996
Even if they just start pretending to be whales and screwing around I'd be happy. The thought of them being such good regulars the spa just doesn't kick them out alone would be bretty gewd
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>>13396002
It's more than a little obvious. I wasn't going to call you out before, but you need to calm down on the typos.

Don't worry, the commas can't hurt you.
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>>13396010
>ant cockvore
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24335178/cadance.swf
Which one of you fuckers made this
I can't stop laughing
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>>13395901
I'd a fem SB.
I'd any SB
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>>13396010
>that screencap
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>>13396006
he's pretty normal
but she'd have some pudge~
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>>13396010
It's okay, male ants are only for breeding, so

>>13396027
uh oh
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>not wanting r63 goattrain
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>>13396022
The most maddening thing is seeing a really blatant one like six hours after I've made it
And it's in a .png
So it's a goddamn snapshot of an archive I also can't touch
The * x, y, FUCK is habit more than real frustration though

I know, but Anon getting tetchy about really dumb shit is like my favorite thing
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>>13396032
>r63 SB
unf?
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>not wanting R63 GG's little brown shotacock
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>>13396010
>tfw reu hats us
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>>13396051
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>>13395985
>on par with Applejack and at least as toit
>has all the pudge of the original
>and nice broad shoulders for holding leverage during a power-fuck
>and the body hair
>unf
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>>13396028
>it gets increasingly off sync with each loop
GOD DAMNIT
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>>13396064
r63 SB would retain the right amount of pudge
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>>13395979
>pinkie confirmed for lardass
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>>13396066
>no Reu art in my next bday
;_;
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>>13396095
>making me notice it
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>>13396093
and just as much ugly facial hair
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>>13396021
Lotus and Aloe glanced at each other. Technically, they were supposed to throw the offending customers out, but these two were regulars. Okay, so they were moaning like whales or dolphins or... Well, the twins weren't ethologists. What were the regulars in the tub doing? The fact that their hands were below the water wasn't helping. The way they moans escaped their mouths... No, perish the though. Lotus took her sister's hand. They were going to do this together. The twins strode up to the hot tub, as confident as they could be, only to be pulled in by the fashion designer. The sisters were submerged in the hot tub, trapped with the artist and the model, both stark naked. They gazed down at the workers with predatory stares. This was going to be a long night.

This is just getting worse and worse. One more, and make it CLOPPY. At least then I have an excuse.
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>>13396107
is that a humanized snips
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>>13395981
not even remotely possible
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>>13396123
Spike (as a dragon) noshing on rarity
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>>13396040
how much pudge?
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>>13394837
Should I feel insulted
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>>13396123
An excuse for what now?
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>>13396123
SNARLING DRUNKEN MAYOR MARE GETTING PLOWED AROUND AND OFFICE BREAKING SHIT AND GETTING BRUISED AND BLOODY ON BROKEN GLASS AND STUFF
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>>13396112
>tfw no reu art for my birthday
>ever
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Some women have orgasms from feeding their babies.
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>>13396145
enough so that when you grab it, it squishes over~
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>>13396157
HAHAHAHAHA
I AM LAUGHING AT YOUR MISERY
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>>13396172
She said she wanted to do something but I guess she either forgot or never had time/motivation to do it
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>>13396160
You ain't gonna make me unf like that, Anon.
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>>13395956
>>13395985
>>13396093
>>13396118
So ... you want a real Logan-family X-23 with Cherno hands?

Christ this gets confusing
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>>13396172
I got this...even if it was two months late. But still I got it
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>>13396186
le epin real screenshot raw quality xD shaky cam footage :^) #420YOLO
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>>13396123
Oh man, that's still fantastic. Thank you.
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>>13396172
Jokes on you faggot she drew two bday pictures for me.
>>
http://derpiboo.ru/421046
unf
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>>13396160
>>13396189
man with the location of the teats what if foal was underneath feeding and pony orgasmed and it dripped on foal
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>>13396207
don't you ever speak to me like that again
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>Jailbait abandoned us and moved onto Wander Over Yander

;_;
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Kojima is a brony
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>>13396219
you can't unf for shit
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http://derpiboo.ru/421438
>lamar having imitators
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>>13396123
He dude thanks for the Sweetie one. I just got back and read it.
It's adorable as fuck.

Never liked mohawk Spike tough. But that's just personal preference. Still cute as fuck
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HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN. HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE.
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>>13396245
>13396245
Shut up prude.
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>>13396243
fluttershy confirmed for mgs5
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>>13396240
he can't draw both?
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>>13396172
>told me that she still has a birthday pic for me on her to do list
>told her that she doesn't need to do anything
>because I don't want people to feel like they owe me something for drawing them a pic
>thus she never did
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>can't hear that goddamn "I know you want it" song on the radio without thinking of dogbutt
please kill me
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>>13396240
good
the less people stay here, the better they will get
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>>13396268
So what, you were lying?
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>>13396240
I have to say, that parody is pretty well done
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>>13396243
Was that confirmed? I remember a thread on /v/ yesterday but had no source.
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http://derpiboo.ru/421572
H-hey! Good slightly off-model pone!
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>>13396267
>drawing 2 things
thats impossible, no one could attempt such a feat
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>>13396277
No, I was serious, I don't expect anyone to draw something for me and I'm also not mad at her or anything
But I won't deny that I would have liked it if she did draw something
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>>13396301
I
Can't
HANDLE
ITTTTTTT
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>>13396302
So then don't tell them not to draw something next time?
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>>13396240

His recent attitude is actually striking me as pretty arrogant.
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>>13396299
>tfw rose is ded and hats us 7ever
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Suponers - Super Pony Boners
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>>13396240
>>13396322
>giving
>a
>fuck
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>>13396240
Christ, Wander, what's up with your arms?
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>>13396296
I like that ship
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One more! I'm up for the challenge. (Remember, humanized only. Second person heavily preferred)
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>watched S1 last week and S2 this week
S1 isn't as good as I remember.
S2 is still as good as it was before.
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>>13396197
>>13396172

got mine
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>>13396343
raping nurse sweetheart in the maternity ward
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>>13396343
Rainbow preparing for a race.
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>>13396322
unfunf ronno ass
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TIARAWHY IS UPLOADING THE GAME
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>>13396343
Rainbow Dash with glasses
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>>13396343
Humanized Zecora with twelve penises
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>>13396343
Anon and Rarity in canterlot, drinking some coffee in the morning
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http://derpiboo.ru/419942
I really like Discord in this style.
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>>13396343
CMC reading a bunch of adult magazines in their clubhouse.
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>>13396370
What game and why should I care?
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>>13396362
Dotkwa, contain yourself!

Don't imagine an amorous threesome with Ronno and Fluttershy!
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>>13396343
Rarity gets more than a little 'personal' during a dress fitting for Dash. Long athletic thighs and a long dry spell all but force her to take that bitch with three fingers over the cashier's desk, offering a 20% discount if only Dash can wait
Four
Whole
Minutes
before cumming
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>>13396370
can't wait for the disappointment
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>>13396317
Yeah, I should probably stop that. I just don't want them to feel like they are obliged to do it.
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>>13396387
i'm kind of annoyed with the half-lidded smirks in that comic

who is he, bum tickley
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>>13396396
Button's MILF

Because it's pony mother/son /ss/ with a shitton of scenes and voice acting
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>>13396322
> that little seasick Twilight
Kyootest
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>>13396417
suck it up rose
cartoon or no pony vomit is canon
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>>13396322
>that deer
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>>13396319
How so?
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>>13396399
too late
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I AM GOING TO POST TALKING CARTOON HORSES UNTIL YOU'RE HAPPY
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>>13396386
Doing this one.
>>13396405
Pretty sure I've done this, except it involved Futashy.
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>>13396416
Oh. Well I guess I could fap to that.
Thanks for the heads up, Anonymous.
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>>13396441
#2
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>>13396442
> I did that but with Fluttershy
You're mah niggah
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>>13396440
Oh no, it's too late! We've lost him!
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>>13396441
I AM HAPPY
>>13396464
NOW I AM FROWNING
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>>13396464
#3

>>13396476
STOP BEING SAD AND/OR ANGRY
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>Princes Celestia sends a letter to her cousin, The Alicorn of Death
>She asks if it's okay to send some flankholes her way
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>>13396492
#4
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>>13396466
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/67373/taking-measurements