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PURPLE THREAD

POST PURPLE OR DIE
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>>13379025
>marking an anon thread with no backlink
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>>13379013
ok
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posting purple
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are we finally dead?
is the ride over?
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>>13379025
I wonder if the little spy has anything to do with this
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>>13379032
>>13374751

>>13374751

>>13374751

THERE'S YOUR BACKLINK
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OH BOY
I LOVE TWILY THREADS
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>>13379013
Amidoinitrite?
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>>13379068
those aren't wings
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Hi Mito
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>>13379045
waifu stealing jokes make me giggle
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ROSE, help me learn anatomy by letting me paint your nude body like this.

pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAKRYfVg0I
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>you will never have access to Glitter Glue's pictures of every combination of Muschio's minions having sex
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>>13379092
how's the 5th grade going anon?
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>>13379100
shhh
I'm sure there must be some combination I haven't done yet
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>>13379112
Dompag and Geppa
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>>13379112

Okay what about

Pendle and Tislomer
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>>13379068
theres a pretty good fapping gif in there when she has her back turned and the bed is shaking. its perfect since spike is there staring.

wheres that gif guy
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I drew my first pony

where'd I go wrong
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>>13379131
Me?
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>>13379151
berry good 10/10
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>>13379123
no
>>13379126
yes
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Posting purple.
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>>13379157
ya cut out the frames where she is under the bed shaking so it looks like masturbating
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>>13379151
What does the Elder Pact entail exactly?
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>>13379174
>no

Well that's a shame, think of the incest role play potential.
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>>13379183
bow-bow-bow
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Pony wants to know why she should love you if you don't love yourself.
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>>13379174

But they seem like a very likely pairing.
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>>13379022
>one link and no text
I hope you mother's dead.
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>>13379092
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how do i make dubstep
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>>13379231
Fart on the mic
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>>13379186
I would, but I'm not seeing what you're talking about...
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RoboPone
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>>13379246
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>>13379228
>fourty
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>that glorious first shot when you finally cum after edging
>that feeling of your cock heaving and spurting uncontrollably

the best
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>>13379266
>tfw doing it on a pony plush

Even better
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>>13379214
tell pony to fuck off and that nobody asked her
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>>13379204
It puts Them to Their slumber, until They hunger again.

Look at you, baker. A pathetic creature of meat and dough.
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>>13379266
edging is the only way to fap
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>>13379278
I like when you can feel your load slowly rising up and the sensation of it gushing out, it works best if I tease myself for an extended period of time to the point where a light touch can push me over the edge.
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>>13379214
She shouldn't. No one could ever love a creature as unsavory as me. Not even me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPbhQwjiRps
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>>13379266
Speaking of
Less than 12 hours since last fap, I seriously need help. I want that big load but I can't keep my hands off my dick. How do
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>>13379381
one anons advice earlier was to work out before fapping. so either you never fap because you're lazy or you just get huge while enjoying fapping.

i quite like it. and i've stolen it.
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>>13379381

>tfw can't abstain
>every time i try i end up fapping within a day

I think I might have a problem.
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Shh, pony is sleeping.
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>>13379256
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>>13379224
>>13379205
They're not for sexual. They have a healthy sibling like friendship.
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>>13379381
Keep yourself busy, if you're sitting around your mind is inevitably going to wander, leading to you looking at sexy ponies and rubbing one out. Idle hands are the devil's playthings.

>>13379411
This helps a lot, regular exercise will make your libido rise a lot, and you'll be drinking a lot of water because of the exertion, so that adds to your volume.
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>>13379441
>incest
>unhealthy

But I thought you liked Applejack
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>>13379441

But

you draw incest all the time
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77 more days till pone
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derp
>>13379474
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>>13379386
are we hats?
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>>13379497
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>>13379335
that only happens to me if I'm edging by tweaking my frenulum, you can feel the climax coming on slowly in waves, it's intense
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>>13379441

Pretend incest is best incest though
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>>13379493
>>13379468
The whole point is they don't have sex
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>>13379497
habbenin
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Anyone else going to see Luna go to the moon?
http://www.orbital.com/NewsInfo/MissionUpdates/MinotaurV/index.shtml
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>>13379497
i've turned into a complete casual this hiatus, will the next season be a full season or another half season?

also 9 more days till hockey. I can't wait for summer to be over.
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>>13379591
Confirmed 26 episodes at least
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>>13379591
>hockey
muh nigga
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>>13379601
Excellent, more chances for good episodes.
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>>13379585
why is dilbert's tie always erect
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>>13379631

It's flaccid when it's curved like that. When it's erect, it's straight.
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We ded today
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>>13379661
awful
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>>13379661
Those are not the sorts of fetlocks I approve of.
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>>13379696
*ly cute
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>>13379692
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>>13379661
kinda cute
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>>13379707
No, just a moronic piece of shit.
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>>13379707
the mane is awful, it's anthro, it's blushing (why) and has twinkly eyes AND it's making a TMNT reference

what part of this isn't awful?
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>>13379732
>>13379746
you suck
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le pon
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>>13379764
fuck off
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>>13379770
no
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pony just wubbed
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>>13379764
My only beef is that it's not really ponyesque in any way
I mean it's got fingers and that pose doesn't fit a pony, the tail doesn't fit a pony, the only things that make it even conceivably a pony are its legs and the fact you're posting it here.
I'm not upset just confused
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>>13379799
I drop pony
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>>13379780
I don't normally go for black Twilight but Mangneto always draws her so fucking cute.
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I'm going to prison soon
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I'm back from the gubmint office I now have food stamps I can eat more than ramen every night hurray for gubmint

time to buy SO MANY CAKES
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>>13379855
metals pls
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would you lick his salt
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pony should digest pony
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>>13379925
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>>13379855
Why anon?
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>>13379938
>rape
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sloppy griffon makeouts
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beb
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>>13379938
I stole a laptop from a school. I ran DBAN on it, but I know they can still trace it back to me.I can't sleep at night, and food has no taste anymore.
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>>13379855
Is it wrong if I want this redrawn with Cadence and SA?
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>>13379855
Not everyone should be woken up that way.
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>>13379971
I want it redrawn with Shinning armor and Twily
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>>13379955
You've got my attention
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>>13380006
Both are fine in my book.
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WHEN YOUR A YOUNGER PONY
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What if femanon/mare 69?
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>>13380009
REMOVE GILDA
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>>13380035
>read a fic about femanon 69ing with Zecora and Twilight
>faggot deleted it
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>>13380041
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>>13380088
Then why does she have no friends?
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>>13379969
Unless you send it to be repaired and somebody runs the serial number, you have nothing to worry about.
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>>13380079
Fluttershy, if you're going to say things like that, don't do it when I'm balls deep in you.

You know how much it turns me on.
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>>13379969
DBAN?
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>>13380088
Roonga, don't be a Pacce.
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>>13380123
Why do people ask questions before they Google it?
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OP is going to delete this thread
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>>13380129
>implying this isn't the best
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>>13380079
B-but Fluttershy.. I've always wanted to tell you.. I.. I want to be with you!
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>>13380104
Probably because she's a bitch
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>>13380143
Because people want to converse. The internet is always there, but talking about stuff requires another person.
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>>13380160
So you're contradicting the image you just posted?
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>>13380178
Read the filename
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>>13380176
>>>>>THISSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>13379969
You'll be fine, that shit is just a slpa on the wrist.
Tell them it was stolen from you, sure you'll still have to cover the cost, but oh well.
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>>13379013
>posting worstpone
>on purpose
>ever

No thx I'd rather post a good horse
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>>13380176
So is that laziness or loneliness?
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>>13380190
http://mlpg.co/rarity
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>>13380200
Combination of both I imagine.
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>>13379969
But...
Do they know?
Can you give it back?
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>>13380151
I want to actually make one of those one of these days.
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>>13380181
dun DUN DUN
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>>13380190
>squiggletail
>good
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>>13380190

Why is slut such a best pony?
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>>13380245
>le smug atheism face

I WANT TO PUNCH IT
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>>13380200
Plus an addiction to the "(0) /mlp/ - MLP General" tab.
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>>13380228
I don't know if their cameras where still running, it was the day before school started nation wide. I wiped everything and installed a fresh OS
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>>13380200
It's actually less effort to Google anything. Want to look up pictures of a pony? Image search. Want to read a fic? There are tons of sites for it. The point of 4chan is image discussion boards. People come here to discuss. That means talking about something. Half the reason anybody is here is the surprise of seeing something new that you aren't looking for. That requires another person.
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>>13380253
she's not best horse but she's damn good
writers pls give her at least 3 episodes in s4 pls pls
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>>13380190
The only thing good about her is her sister.
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>>13380260
You don't like atheists, Anon? Could it be you still believe in fairies?
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>>13380279
No kidding, especially after there were none in S3.
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>>13380260
I hate smugness in general.
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>>13380291
Nah I'm down with atheists who keep their beliefs to themselves, but... holy shit I want to punch Penn Gillette so hard.
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>>13380218
obligatory request for all of these
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>>13380253
>implying slut

No evidence.

Nice headcanon mate
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>>13380122
Why would you want someone to berate and insult you?
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>>13380325
No one implied anything, they just stated a fact.
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>>13379528
I want a cartoon pony to lick my frenulum and lap up all the seed as it oozes out
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>>13380290
And her scenes which are almost always great.
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>>13380289
What do you want to talk about?
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>>13380340
>headcanon
>fact
pick one
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>>13380290
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>>13380335
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>>13380341
Ponies love salt licks, some more than others
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>>13380275
do American schools have 27/7 video surveillance? sounds like a prison.
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>>13380325
I'm not getting off the table.
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>>13380321
Why? Because he is euphoric and you are not?
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>>13380357
Fact: Rarity is a slut.
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>>13380360
oh my god, that ass is goddamn perfect
I want to just touch it, nonsexually
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>>13380383
Well maybe if people didn't steal stuff they wouldn't need to.
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>>13380321
Ideally, you'd never know they were atheists.
I like you.
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>>13379013
> post purple
But MOM, I just posted Purple YESTERDAY.
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>>13380391
Fact: you don't watch the show
>>13380385
Liking someone makes you a whore?
Damn, stay neckbeard
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>>13380399
Why must you agitate my butt lust?
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>>13380321
I hate it whenever anybody shoves things down people's throats. Doesn't matter what it is.
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>>13380418
THEN POST RARITY
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>>13380387
I actually wish I was a fedoracore level autist, because at least they seem happy. Ignorance is bliss, nothing worse than being fucked in the head and realizing how bad you're fucked.
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Remember that time Twilight was framed in Equestria Girls, but it was resolved before they even went anywhere with it?
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>>13380399
I want to frost that butt with my thick mancream
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>>13380429
Even dicks?
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>>13380387
I am the euphoricest motherfucker alive nigga

>>13380410
Overall I just wish everyone would shut the fuck up and stop trying to convince other people that they're wrong

And I wish crazy religious people would stop trying to legislate against things they don't like because Book X or Preacher Y told them not to like it
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>>13380435
Okie dokie.
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>>13380422
You seem mad, I'm sorry your waifu is a slut.
I won't hold it against you though.
Even if she does trick kids out of their birthday presents.
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>>13380418
It's always the right time to post purple.
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>>13380383
Yes, because there are lots of juvenal delinquents child criminals and because America is kinda batshit over school security.
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>>13380449
What about it?
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>>13380321
Penn Jillette sucks. Not because he's an atheist but because he's a libertarian dickhole.
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>>13380426
Pony wants to hotdog your average sized penis until you frost their cheeks
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>>13380439
Ignorance isn't bliss, it's rejecting reality. It's the equivalent to staying a baby.
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>>13380439
>nothing worse than being fucked in the head and realizing how bad you're fucked

I did not ask for these feels.
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>>13380469
Can I post a maroon? Or fuchsia?
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>>13380469
Especially when the thread topic is "post worst pony"
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>Rarity slut/not a slut talk
>again

Did we not go through this shit LAST NIGHT
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>>13380463
You seem delusional. I'm sorry your autistic and believe your headcanon is truth.
I won't hold it against you though.
Even if you do sit in your cheeto stained basement.
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>>13380449
remember when they barely touched on anything of substance at all in equestria girls and raised a bunch of stupid questions they never intended to answer
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>>13380486
How so? Is it what he believes or how he expresses it?
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>>13380486
He sucks because he's the dictionary definition of an asshole.
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>>13380496
I'd rather be happy and among fellow autists than miserable but self-aware. I just want to learn how to laugh and smile again.
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dweeb
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>>13380502
She's not the worst
Not exactly the best, either
But not the worst
THIS little beer commercial, on the other hand --
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>>13380439
>Understanding just how fucked in the head you are
Please those feels are so 2011, I'm more about rejecting reality as a whole now.
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>>13380495

Nah, Pinkie have a standing offer for Anal. So she better up the ante.
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>>13380532
>Dash
>bad
did you even watch the last half of season 2 and the entirety of season 3?
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>>13380449
Well if we're remembering irritating shit, I remeber that one book that describes Cadence's backstory

For some reason, I keep thinking the enchantress antagonist should totally have been more like Magica DeSpell (you know, gloating, cackling, over-hammy witch magic user sort of thing)
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>>13380500
You can post a pink and green if you like. Just because it's always the right time for purple doesn't mean it's not the right time for blue and orange, too.
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>>13380556
Why do you think I hold this belief?

Nah really she's okay too. The Wonderbolts Academy was pretty top gear as Dash goes.
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>>13380556
>Dash
>not shit

Two episodes where she isn't a total cunt don't invalidate two and half seasons where she is.
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>>13380508
that would imply that eg had something of substance
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Never be creative!
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>>13380576
That is a good policy
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>>13380495
I'd rather a princess in stockings knead my head in between her stocking-clad toes until I start gushing pre. I'd also Nicole's luscious dicksucking lips.

http://i.imgur.com/PVRv3tP.jpg
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>>13380528
I wouldn't. That happiness was fake. It only existed because they lived in a fantasy and denied anything that didn't fit with it. It's delusional. If you want to be that happy, just overdose on feel good drugs and die in the state of bliss. Or create virtual reality and upload your mind to be in that place forever.
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>>13380449
I'm mostly piss at the massive retcon for the EoH. Or the entire ending to be honest.
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>>13380218
Wait I'm confused. You people say she's a slut, but the song says she's a whore. They're two different things.
>>13380506
>MLPG
This place talks about the same stuff everytime.
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>>13380609
Shut up Ross.
Go draw some mintgut
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>>13380630
>'fake' happiness

fun is just a buzzword
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>>13380507
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT 5LUT
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>>13380609
I just increase my consumption when I feel bad about not creating anything. No need to make stuff when there is an endless supply already out there.
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>>13380576
>pink and green
sure thing brah
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>>13380670
Do your parents know you waste your life believing that a classy pony is a slut?
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>>13378836
>tfw no respond
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QUICK

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE SHOW/COMIC
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>>13380664
Where did that argument come from?
I know there's fake accomplishment, but when did that become fake fun?
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>>13380679
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>>13380621
stockings are so nice and soft
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>>13380324
http://mlpg.co/derpy/
http://mlpg.co/dashie/
http://mlpg.co/twily/
http://mlpg.co/rarity/

I think that's it.
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http://derpiboo.ru/420902
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>>13380691
2SLUTTY5ME
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>>13380726
>http://mlpg.co/twily/
I'm not quite sure why this makes me SO angry
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>>13380726
You missed the EG one
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>>13380692
What did you have in mind?
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>>13380696
That time Rarity wasn't a slut, oh wait.
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>>13380696
SRB
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>>13380726
>http://mlpg.co/rarity/
This shit never fails to bring a smile.
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>>13380740
>not knowing the meaning of the word slut
Please stop shitposting in an already shitty thread.
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>>13380706
/v/ says fun doesn't matter because it's too subjective to be a reason to why anybody plays a game they don't like.
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>>13380741
____________________autism so calm the fuck down
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>>13380621
She really does have nice lips. That voice too, I'd blow in my pants before she even touched me.
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>>13380741
She is Twily, destroyer of shows.
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>>13380754
I asked you 2 days ago you never replied so I ask again: could you color this cute vegetable pone?
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>>13380679
The Apple family is full of cuties. The Orange brance is full of Cuties.
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/376808a1d8c461645db4cdba75842d28/tumblr_msq8nbCJpC1sfogzao1_1280.jpg
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>>13380795
Got a color reference? I don't know what should be what.
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>>13380769
You're just unhappy.
Be a little happier, someday Rarity might settle down, but until then she's every stallion's commodity.
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>>13380824
I'm not sure why he's trying to imply that Rarity isn't classy, anyway.
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>>13380783
>you will never find a woman like her
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>>13380810
Who draw dis!?
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>>13380810
link?
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>>13380804
Hey, Mac, look what I found!
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>>13380783
i prefer cheerilee to celestia
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>>13380814
http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/castlevania/thumb/3/34/Venusweed3.gif/350px-Venusweed3.gif is the original game's.
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>>13380726
>>13380743

http://mlpeg.co
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>>13380824
Not nearly every stallion. Having exuberant sex with a LOT of dudes doesn't mean EVERY dude.

Doesn't mean she wouldn't hate-fuck that yokel she met in Canterlot.
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>>13380814
Yeah, about that - you need to mostly improvise due to the fact there is no clear reference or original concept art. All we have is some sprites:
http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Alura_Une

scroll down for them, ignore first pic
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>>13380861
That's fine, more Celestia for me then
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>>13380854
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>>13380824
You know you're funny?
You are so diluted by your own headcanon to the point that you believe it more than the actual show.
Obviously you never had a girl flirt with you because that's all Rarity is, a flirtatious pony, not a slut. Let's not forget the standards that she has to begin with.

Wanna talk about a slut?
Let's talk Pinkie Pie, that annoying bitch probably fucked every pony in town, so they would be her friend.
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>>13380861
Cherilee is cute but Celestia has her beat in the experience category, after being alive for a few thousand years you're bound to have learned some tricks
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>>13380864
Haha, I wonder how many people ended up on that page by accident
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>>13380897
>>13380880
i meant the voice
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>>13380891
She befriends half of them because they mistakenly assume she puts out easily.
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>>13380859
What about the ones on the table?
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I tried to teach Twilight about atoms but she didn't trust them because they made up everything.
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>>13380923
... I hate science jokes so much
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>>13380922
GET OFF THE TABLE PINKIE
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>>13380891
Rarity would be mortified to hear you make such scurrilous insinuations about one of her best friends.
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>>13380946
us nerds, right guys
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>>13380946
Hawking recently wrote a book on anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.
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>>13380918
Damn, you are a thick fucker.
Pinkie Pie would most definitely be easy, she'd sleep around so much that she would be a cumdumpster.

Rarity on the other hand, is a classy pony that would never fuck any dreg, she'd get to know the pony first before having consensual sex. She's also the type of pony to only fuck classy guys who respect her, after they begin dating.
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>>13381007
Dude
Your headcanon is so intense
so swol
so hype
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>>13380891
>ad hominem the whole time
>try to deflect the slut shaming to a different pony
No sir.
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Pony loves you
but pony is not IN love with you
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>>13381007
>only fuck classy guys who respect her, after they begin dating.

You mean like most every woman ever?
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>>13381025
dang thats a tiny celestia
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>>13381034
I would be nervous if Big Mac was IN love with me, I've never had a guy interested in me before.
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>>13381034
But is it your favorite pony?
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>>13381036
No, Twilight is just getting taller.
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>>13381036
It kinda looks like it though I'm not too sure if she's really tiny or if its just due to the artstyle
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>>13381058
No
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>>13381033
>Nothzing wrong
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>>13381034
That's a hard one.
I guess I'll thank pony for her honesty and then lock myself in my room and drink myself unconscious
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A scarecrow is being nominated for a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field.
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>>13381055
>you will never have a gay best friend who desperately wants to fuck you
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>>13381109
I would fuck that horse with amazing alacrity
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>>13381034
>tfw pony likes you but doesnt like you like you
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>>13381024
I'm just making it up as I go along, just like MLPG does.
>>13380975
I'm sure the other ponies wouldn't appreciate MLPG calling Rarity a slut.
>>13381029
>not even posting the gif
Seriously? Step it up.
>>13381035
>women are whores
MLPG, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>13380922
I really hope pony comes soon so I don't give into temptation and spoil stuff like that for myself.
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>>13381099
scrubbles pls
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>>13381010
>>13381081
What does this have to do with My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic?
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>>13381099
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Whats new today?
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>>13381055
>>13381058
>>13381096
>>13381118
Pony is Twist
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>>13381123
Oh now you're just being obtuse.

Most women only have sex with men who respect her after they start dating "for real." It's a little baffling they have to be called "classy" and everyone else gets labelled "slut gutter-trash."

>>13381035
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>>13381123
Women are designed by nature to be raped.
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I want to stick my dick in Twist
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>>13381141
lemon i want to fuck your diamond dog self-insert
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>>13381141
Puns and shaming that horse you posted... That's not new though.
Nothing I guess.
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>>13381151
ew
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>>13381141
Wheres the strap-on?
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>>13381151
Oh, thats a relief. Time to put the bleach back in the cupboard
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>>13381159
Tittie Twist?
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>>13381130
Fun grammar fact, the official title of the show we love to discuss here is
>My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
Although "Friendship is Magic" was intended to be a subtitle, Hasbro left out the colon as an error.
Isn't English fun?
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>>13381175
Dem glasses, dat lisp, that fiery red mane. UNF
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>>13381155
enthusiastic sex isn't rape
>>
And then Twist grew up to be the hottest mare in Ponyville.
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>>13381154
Girls that have sex immediately after meeting a guy in the bar, every night, are sluts.
>>13381155
Relevancy?
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>>13381192
It's not a mistake.

It's a qualifier: MY LITTLE PONY Friendship is Magic, not any other kind of friendship.
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>>13381155
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>>13381123
>we
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>>13381206
she's cute
people just dont give her a chance
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>>13381151
> Go to the candy store to pick up some treats
> It's been a long damn week
> Strike up a conversation with the cashier and assistant candymaker; it's fun talking shop about your favorites. She seems nice and always eager to talk about the latest candy trends.
> At first it was a little grating but she turned you on to Fizzing Whizzbies, so you got over it well enough
> The butter brickle is in its little baggy and the money's on the counter. Twist still looks like she has something to say. Maybe it's about peppermint bark! It's almost in season, you remember.
> "Anon, I-" She looks ... bashful?
> "I've been doing thome thinking and I- I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."
> You just nod, turn away, and go home. Did she really think talking about candies as a customer was courtship of some kind?
> This fucking town
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>>13381218
>why do you think women are physically weaker
Because muscles need a lot of energy which wouldn't be available for taking care of your child then and women also didn't fight but just ran because they were the birth limiting factor and thus more valueable than the men
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>>13381231
Leth wouldn't hesitate to ignore her.
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>>13381228
I like MT and all

But drawing the hypotetical children of your OC with another OC must be one of the most autismal things you could possibly do
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>>13381228
adorable
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>>13381160
>implying OC

>>13381176
none
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>>13381252
Not in the slightest, and you really don't belong here if you think so.
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She was worst pony long before MMC aired.
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>>13381251
Don't forget that they're a product of rape.
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>>13381251
all about the attention, bro
>>
Cards Against Humanity
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>>13381274
They're adorable, Anon.
And you can't make me say anything else.
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>that new login screen

HOLY SHIT JANNA CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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>>13381192
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>>13381276
YOU are worst pony
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>>13381289
I don't want you to say anything else. Ever.
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>>13381295
wat
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>>13381227
What?
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>>13381295
New Garen looks so handsome~
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>>13381251
>MT
>Autismal

Fite me
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>>13381276
by long before, you meant a few months before when S3 E1 premiered
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>>13381329
Nope. Dragon Quest clinched it.
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>>13381321
That's what I meant

Usually I love her drawings and her sense of humor

But bowing down to that smug piece of shit OC is just...ugh
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>>13381251
>stop having fun
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I'm pretty certain the right answer isn't "Your waifu's a slut"
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>>13381307
This pony is also adorable.
A lot of ponies are very adorable.
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>>13381337
Latitude and longitude.

>that fucking comma
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>>13381334
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>>13381276
It started with Lesson Zero, though I wasn't aware that was terminal until It's About Time.
Then A Canterlot Wedding happened and we found out her parents must have some hefty influence since Twilight was being babysat by a princess before enrolling in Celestia's school and her brother was Captain of the guard to be.
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>>13381340
That one is specially cute
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>>13381337
By people who have never studied Geography
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>>13381368
>before enrolling
I'm pretty sure it was while she was already enrolled.
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>>13381368
i still enjoy Twilight x SA rape fics
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>>13381387
Post some good ones.
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>>13381383
She didn'y have her cutie mark during that scene. Watch the episode again.
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>>13381387
>rape

Disgusting

Consensual incest is best incest.
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>>13381244
>Anon didn't realize it yet, but a new destiny was asserting itself upon him
>Princess Cadance recognized the cutie mark first. It was, after all, a counter-part to her own.
>She could almost feel his natural magic harmonizing with her own.
>Anon isn't sure what to make of her nicknaming him Ted.
>His face falls when she says that he is wanTED and neeDED.
>Then he asks the obvious, "...DED?"
>She flushes, probably in embarrassment.
>He hopes.
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>>13381368
Congratulation, Anonymous. You've discovered the plot mechanic called "character development"!
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>>13381387
>>13381397
At least make it lolidom.
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>>13381395
oh
well fuck everything then
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>>13381394
I only know of the darf one and the insert from RapeTrain's greentext
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>>13381350
You get a prize. Pinkie stuffs something you hope is an eclair in your mouth.

>>13381371
Even then.
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>>13381417
I agree.
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What if pony did this to you?
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>>13381387
I can't be the only one who doesn't find rape hot, right?
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>>13381430
Hold her down in a semi-private area.
Apply hands liberally to the marecunt.
Pray what you're doing works.
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>>13381430
I couldn't maintain an erection
That's clearly Vinyl
I'd finger her harder than she's ever been before and leave her sobbing.
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>>13381430
Take her up on it.

I NEVER bluff.
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>>13381409
Character development is usually done for better reasons than Twilight's, but I guess every little girl wants to be a princess.
Not all development is good.
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>>13381430
is it vinyl scratch
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>>13381451
thick runners of maregoop rush out
she gets impatient and tears your pants off
>>
What features should a Counter Twilight robot have, you know, for like, If she goes AWOL or something?
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>>13381437
YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE
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>>13381430
I would fuck her until she screamed.
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>>13381459
>I couldn't maintain an erection
>That's clearly Vinyl
discrepancy detected
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>>13381437
i want to mount women like horses. They just do it randomly. Like the female horse is eating some grass and he just walks up like "hey, we're doing this now" and she's like "whatever"
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>>13381485
[DETAIN]
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>>13381497
Nice objectifying there.
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>>13381497
Nice.
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>>13379151
You need to use more 3D colours...
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>>13381471
>thick runners
what are you doing, boner
Stretch her until I can get fingers deep enough to massage her g-spot.
Expand and contract fingers regularly to give feeling of repeated insertion.
Gauge reaction.
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>>13381497
You sick mysoginist.
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>>13381141
Hey man
have you colored already rarilestia? i missed few threads.
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>>13381485
> DISCRUPUNCCY DUTUTCTED
This isn't "Show your Papers," it's "show us your dick."

Getting propositioned by Scratch? Christ no. That's horrifying.
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Post purple?
Post purple.
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>>13381583
>saying pony is disgusting
[DENIED]
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>>13381583
how does it feel to be wrong on multiple levels
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>>13381546
she sprays over your hand and chest
she starts snorting and thrusting backwards against you with her full weight
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>>13381497
But that's not how horses do it at all. With the amount of horse mating videos that have been posted, I'm amazed you don't already know this.
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>>13381558
Not yet but I will come back at it.
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>>13381350
The commas anger you. This show seems designed simply to raise your blood pressure.

Why the Hell this is one of the only DVD's that have fallen through the Void you'll never know, but shit

This show drives you to drink, Anon.
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>>13381629
back off buddy, i watch those videos just like anyone else. I see what i want to see
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>>13381611
Anon, she's never even spoken. Sung once in the comics. That's it.

I don't sick my dick in any rando pone. I'm no slut.
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>>13381631
alright
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>>13381652
DO IT ROCKAPELLA
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>>13381675
obviously that just means she's quiet and reserved in her speech
>>
Dear Princess Fluttershy
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>>13381701
B-But i don't know anything about animals...
>>
What if background ponies phase out of existence when the scene is not panning over them?
That's exactly what happens.
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>>13381683
This isn't even the live action game. It's some shit Fox had on like twenty years ago with two teenage detectives.

It'd be interesting or shippable if they didn't end every other line with "- little bro," or "- big sis," and you're really not into it.

You've cracked open a beer, scowling at the slightly snowy 20" CRT. There will be other errant commas, you're certain of it.

This is all you have on today.
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>>13381710
Maybe it's time for you to start learning.
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>>13381765
Nothing happens in the way of shitty grammar, you guess. The beer is still only half-nursed.
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>>13381701
Today I saw some turtles mate.
One of them fell over, lol.
-Anon
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>>13381792
What's the big, deal about commas, any, way?
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>>13381780
check em'

christ finally got tor working, for now.
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This place sucks.
I'm going to go write or something.
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>>13381799
P.S. hook u in the fockin gabber, sware on christ and me mum
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Purple
You think this would make for good winghugs
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>>13381814
Oh and an fyi, this gif is before the look command was tweaked if you saw my previous post as anon.
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>>13381828
She looks like some fucked up shit Ed and Al tried to bring back from the dead
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>>13381815
like what
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>>13381844
fap stuff
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Plant Pony or Pollution Pony?
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>>13381815
Write something good anon.
Not evil.
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>>13381853
Pollution Pony
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>>13381853
are you playing fable
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>>13381859
>>13381851
That's evil.
Batman would sock you
POW!
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>>13381851
like what
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>>13381853
industry pony
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>>13381601

Fine here's your stupid purple.
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>>13381251
>autismal

IT'S "AUTISTIC" "autismal" isn't even a word!
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>>13381807
It's unclear why but you seem to have a transference going on. Every comma just makes your fists clench now.

EVERY comma.
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>>13381871
Right in the kisser or right in the gabber?
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PONY WANTS TO BE YOUR MAN
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>you will never clean rainbow dash's crusty cunt
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>>13381874
I don't know. Futashy dominating Dash or something.
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>>13381853
Pollution Pony.
I have a stank fetish.
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>>13381901
i'm gonna make her love me. yes i will yes i will.
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>>13381889
hed fucken deck u m8 i swahr
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>>13381909
>with your tongue
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I just want to get stoned with Blueblood and suck in off in a Taco Bell bathroom
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>>13381927
rarity pls
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>>13381925
>>13381909
That greentext never fails to make me feel violently ill.
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>>13381930
ur mom pls
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>>13381931
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>>13381910
nice
make it them being each other for exta unf
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>>13381947
I don't get it.
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>>13381927
after eating a dorito taco and washing it down with some mountain dew baja blast?
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>>13381913
Isn't 90% of a Pollution Pony's bodily fluids extremely corrosive and/or caustic?
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>>13381955
like this
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HEY WE'RE PLAYING TF2 GET IN HERE
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>>13381888
And now the fuckers can't even bother to use an Oxford comma.

You can't break this TV, it's the only one you have.

What do you do instead, MLPG?
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>>13381965
no, I don't like the dorito taco
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>>13381967
That's why she's a fantasy, anon.
Duh.
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Xpone wants to play some Metal Wolf Chaos
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>>13381974
>playing autismguns
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>>13381977
watch ponies instead
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>>13381977
I grab a stack of test papers and RED INK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
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>>13381977
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
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>>13381983
Unfortunately XPone is not backwards compatible.
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>>13381983
Too bad, she's playing Battlefront 2 and Panzer Dragoon Orta.
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>>13381977
Oxford commas suck.
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>>13382012
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>>13382023
Battlefront 2 is lame, the first one is way better

Panzer Dragoon Orta's pretty cool though
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IP 68.232.162.224:27015
pass BonBon

hats just once
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>>13382040
No.
Don't play lame ass hats.
Play mafia.
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>>13382035
Life is better without Oxford commas.
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>>13381175
Twist is one of the few ponies that I feel genuinely sorry for.
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>>13382038
god i really miss playing orta
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>>13382040
http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/68.232.162.224:27015/
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>>13382068
Why's that?
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Pony just gurgled.
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>>13382064
It separates items into it's own. Otherwise it runs together.
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any good hypnosis fics?
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Coloring other peoples' stuff is not my strong suit.
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>>13382084
>It separates items into it is own.
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>>13382076
Not even our resident computer likes her.
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>>13382069
>>13382038
semi related, but there was going to be a saga PSP port at one time, but was cancelled
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>>13382088
I think it looks alright
that's a cute pony, who is she?
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>>13382088
It's crap.
I like it.
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>Nobue Uematsu was completely amateur and self-taught is some cheap japan music shop

fuck me sideways twice
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Note to self: Never MLPG mad. Later fuckers.
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>>13382111
Venus Weed
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>>13382107
>tfw leth is hacked
>favorite pony is LMR's Rarity
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>>13381999
Twilight doesn't let you do that any more. You made half the class cry on her last substitute day at the School.

>>13382031
>>13382012
Every comma everywhere is your nemesis at this very moment. You'd take a season boxed set of Mythbusters over this shit.

>>13381992
Despite the clear sweet feeling of superiority you're getting from watching this, you turn off the television and go to the balcony with your beer. There are plenty of ponies on the town Square to people-watch. Pony-watch. Whatever.

Almost none of them look like commas.

It looks like Pinkie's starting up a one-woman band again. The ponies are beginning to polka proudly.

You have a mostly-empty beer, a clear sunny day, and some antics to watch. What do you do next?
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>>13382127
but I just got here
who's angry?
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Alright, Any idea on what to draw?
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>>13382092
>>13382125
what are those dogs doing
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>>13382076
She's not perfect, like the rest of the ponies, so they think she should have been killed at birth or something.
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>>13382127
Would best pony help?
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>>13382121
shimomura is better
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>>13382141
Dog dicks
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>>13382145
>this still makes me laugh
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>>13382141
finish saffron and renne
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>>13382137
finish beer and construct a Rum & Coke
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>>13382141
Big pony small dog.
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>>13382125
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>>13382158
I don't get it.
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>>13382141
>M ORAL
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>>13382137
Throw beer bottle full force in some direction ponies are not.
Wonder why it suddenly looks like a comma.
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>>13382141
bashful luna
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>>13382141
Big pegasus / little pegasus
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>>13382165
Whoa
WHOA
WHOA NO BRO
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>>13382137
Enjoy the rest of the root beer.
Briefly contemplate jumping down to make a scene, reconsider on account of your limbs.
Didn't you have some lederhosen?
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>>13382141
Luna standing over a dream/memory pool like you'd have seen in Harry Potter.
If you'd really like to push yourself you could make the pool the only source of light in the picture and try to make it reflect onto her face.

no dogs
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>>13382159
:T
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>>13382165
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>>13382165
>Twi lays in the dirt, cum soaked, virginity stolen, and undoubtedly pregnant with children she'll never want.
>Discord offers her an option to let her forget, to wipe her memory and replace old, weak, Twilight with someone stronger
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>>13382215
I love old spongebob so much
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>>13382127
That's great advice, mate.
I hope everyone will stick to it.
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>>13382222
unf
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>>13382203
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>>13382253
sad doge
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Its been way too long since I actually watched an episode of the show
Suggest one for me
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>>13382266
What's his face was such a shitty artist. Let me make dog futa fluttershy-with animal intelligence and a penchant for shitting/pissing itself and 2 people colored like show characters fuck. It's playful!
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>>13382283
The Picnic
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>>13382283
Owl's Well That Ends Well
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>>13382283
ENTER THE WIZARD AND WIZARD BATTLE
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>>13382283
Call of the Cutie or Luna Eclipsed.
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>>13382283
Double Rainboom.
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>>13382165
>>13382253
I want Flutterbitch to rape me
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>>13382283
Sweet'n'Leet
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>>13382316
no
go away
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http://i.imgur.com/GVG6Es2.jpg
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>>13382283
The Skin of Evil
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>>13382325
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>>13382188
>>13382162
It's not root beer. That's what you tell the kids if and when you run into them, hoping they won't spread some rumor you're an alcoholic. You've noticed the children here are especially prone to embellishment.

You get up to join the fun. It'll help clear the cobwebs, surely. Rarity even gifted you Lederhosen as a gag gift. You dig for them in your sock drawer.

Instead you find a note, "Sorry, Anon, we need this on our quest. You'll get it back soon! - CMC" Of course they'd just steal your shit.

>>13382178
On the way downstairs you throw the bottle in a nice clear arc. It looks like a comma or maybe a single quotation mark as it spins end over end, sailing to the can.

You open the door. The polka has somehow evolved into a biergarden arrangement on the square. Everyone else has Lederhosen on. You notice more than a few mares in full Ocktoberfest apparel.

Clearly you don't need to pretend you want more root beer. What do you do next?
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>>13382334
Yes it is...I'm going to go away now. Far far away.
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>>13382340
You only want my love to feed. You don't really care about me. Manipulator.
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>>13382222
Holy shit
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>>13382334
>Pone fucks you in the butt
>Lasts as long as a stallion would
>You get a turn
>Fuck him to his second orgasm without even touching his cock
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>>13382371
If pone cums that fast, why sex anyway?
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>>13382381
Because pone are afterglow cuddle addicts
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>>13382381
I know right? It's all of the anal devastation with none of the payout.
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>>13382381
Mares can keep on keeping on, stallions don't have the endurance.
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>>13382412
And that's why there are many lesbian pones.
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>>13382412
>Pegging is 100% normal in Equestria
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>>13382253
There's only ever been ONE CartloonLion picture that really got my motor running

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1040502
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Would prostitution be completely fine in Equestria with no social taboo?
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>>13382439
>the MLPG exists in Equestria because stallions enjoy it too
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>>13382449
Too much horse not enough marshmallow.
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>>13382412
> Mares think coming three times is pure crazy fucklust fodder
> It takes the average mare like three minutes to reach three times
> It's considered a "marathon" session

Humans still don't get any action; sex with them is drawn out and nerve-wracking
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Why do you like GG again, anon?

All he does is draw shitty doodles any 10 year old can and for the most part does monster girl shit that is more popular than his pony stuff.

Not only that but he lacks the ability to not shitpost!
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>>13382461
No.
I mean, Cherry Jubilee was an allusion to a woman who ran a whore house.
I still find it funny AJ went to work for her to earn the money.
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>>13382526
Fluttershy has pretty eyes

I want to wake up to them staring at me sleepily
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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/967082

Is this the our Tim_Buckley_Hospital_Visit.png?
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>>13382526
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>>13382555
I'd rather wake up to her out of my field of vision.
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>>13382504
Why the fuck did you post that picture?
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>>13382501
Use multiple mares.
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>>13382575
Post that picture?
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>>13382564
Please no.
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>>13382568
>that feel
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>>13382575
Report it and move on anon.
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>>13382590
Surely IMSA students have something better to do.
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>>13382564
We are not dog ponies, not at all.
That's not close to the miscarriage either.
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>>13382598
Surely the last two panels are exploitable.

The rest is a little terrifying.
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>>13382601
just did
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>>13382606
What?
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>>13382622
>no music embedded
[faggot]
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Confession time
I'd fuck a futa dog if it was as pretty and intelligent as futashy
And had that pretty horsecock
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>>13382684
I only would if she begged for it
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>>13382684
SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>13382684
We know Rarity, we know.
slut
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>>13379013
I don't want to die.
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sex with applejack
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>>13382684
I want to be a mare
I want to give births to foals
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>>13382564
>He actually thought that a lesbian couple sucking dog dick was appropriate for a feelsy comic
Sometimes I wonder if there's something in the water.
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>>13382731
Eww, gross.
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>>13382733
You worry me anon...
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>>13382684
>futa dog
>futashy
>pretty horsecock
Sometimes I think people just mash on the keyboard and then say that it's their fetish
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>>13382733
>become a mare
>anon has sex with you
>you bear his satyrs
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>>13382734
I have some suspicions.
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>dog ponies
>not dogs and ponies
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>>13382684
Confession time
I would plant a money tree and have a million dollars if it was as good as a money bush
And had that pretty horsecock
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>>13382684
I want pony to give her body to me.
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>>13382816
What kind of quest would they put you through to learn if you're the one for them?
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>>13382816
I'm okay with personhorses but caninehorses are pretty bad
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>>13382819
Confession time
i like ponies
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is this real? where is genital.
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>>13382867
That's a nullo or gelding.

MLPG used to be way into that.
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>>13382860
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Blatant falsehood time
I didn't like S3
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Is it time? Do you have something that you wish to get off your chest? Tell me your troubles and wants.
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>>13382880
thats a mare you idiot
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Was bored
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>>13382898
I have never masturbated to the thought of loving sex with my favorite horse
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>>13382899
NO FUCK YOU HITMAN
YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY PROTEIN
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>>13382816
dang
saffron is a big pone
~~
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>>13382898
Friendship is Witchcraft is dumb and the songs are awful
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>>13382899
Every greentext I make is fucking terrible but somehow Anon always gets feels from them
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>>13382899
I can't stop thinking about her

It hurts so good
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>>13382899
I kind of wish that LK would draw a female version of himself like GR did
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>>13382899
I want pony.
Preferably this one.
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>>13382899
>>13382954
I like GR's hyper tit girls but hate myself for it.
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>>13382899
The biggest load I've ever squirted was to the thought of Twilight rubbing her belly, sated, purring, "I think you did it this time, stud."
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>>13382967
You can't have my wife, sorry.
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>>13382899
i watch a show for little girls
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>>13382984
But Anon
You didn't even propose
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>>13382918

Yes she is
Big and strong
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>>13382906
Needs to go back and forth six times, not four. Too fast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI
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>>13382954
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=!lmgtfy+harry+potter+rule+63
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>>13382995
You missed the wedding ceremony? Oh, man, I thought they invited all of MLPG! I was there with Rarity.
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>>13382976
i love GRs hyper tits and love myself for it because that is my most extreme fetish.

i am glad i dont like obesity or vore or drawn children sex
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>>13382899
I'm so lonely I think I'm going to kill myself
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>>13382991
But I don't see appledan in there.
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>>13382983
Stud is such a good word.
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>>13382771
>You'll never have little satyr's sucking on your teats
>You'll never see anon going from some internet loser to the perfect father
>You'll never see them get their first cutie mark
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>>13383011
I'm pretty sure you hallucinated that, Anon.
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>>13383020
That's correct

Why, is his last name also Harshwhinny?
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>>13383012
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>>13383012
right on
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Do you think Twilight is going to ascend to Alicorn II any time soon?
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>>13383035
no i remember him, we had drinks together
i was still dating fluttershy then
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>>13383049
Only after the other Elements become alicorns.
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>>13383026
>you will never abandon the child and flee to the next town to have another
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>>13382867
>human poses
0/10 total shit
fucknig dropped
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>>13383009
I mean "like GR did" in that the r63 version would be chubby~
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>>13383026
>You go to sleep with Anon and your satyrs in a big ol' snuggly huggly family pile
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>>13383024

well it IS used to describe a horse specifically used to breed.
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>>13383024
> Not just simply accepting Anon has some weird hangup about being unclothed
> Like Rarity on ultra-mode
> Every single holiday, you get socks or pants or something for lack of knowing what else you like or do
> It's always two sizes too small (cut for Diamond Dogs) and in the most garish Christmas-sweater patterns
> Fuck this gay Equestria
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>>13383026
Stupid fanon question time:
Would satyrs even get cutie marks?
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>>13383049
>This is me in my normal unicorn form
>And this, is an Alicorn
>And this is what it is to ascend beyond an alicorn, or Alicorn 2 for short
>And this...is to go...even further...beyond!
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2 and a half months until the abomination is upon us

How are you preparing MLPG?
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>>13383088
I'd say yeah.
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>>13383072
>Having the kids in the bed
>Not trying for more
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>>13383094
why aren't the stars on starbutt's butt
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>>13383088
They'll probably end up blank flanks for years and get teased about it. Since humans mature much slower than horses she'd be getting one several years after everyone else in her class, even after the cmc did.
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>>13383062
>this faggot
I might be an absolute scumbag in real life but that doesn't mean I'd abandon my own child.
>>13383072
>and they sleep on your belly like a pillow
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>>13383114
Who do you think you are, an Apple mare?
Are you going to try and beat them at their own game, anyway?
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>>13383060
>Rainbow Dash turns down the offer to become the new leader of the Wonderbolts,
>Uses just now acquired alicorn powers to uncripple Spitfire, based entirely on a hunch.
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>>13383148
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>>13383132
>on her 30th birthday your daughter earns her cutie mark in Data Entry
>hangs herself
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>>13383062
>Abandon kids and keep having more
>Eventually you're confronted by a gang of angry mothers
>Y-You can't prove they're mine
>They look at you, then the half human kids
>They give you a deadpan look before breaking out the do it yourself gelding kit
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>>13383161
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> Not enjoying married sex with the partial purpose of procreation

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/916514#
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>>13383164
>Pony walks in
>nudges her awake
>what's she doing up there, anyway, swing got away from her?
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>tfw you wander over yonder
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>>13382236
>>13382364
mental corruption is my fetish
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>>13383007
?
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>>13383218
I know CL is deaf, but the more people she draws the more I wonder if they're colorblind as well.


>>13383242
Mayo or mustard, anon?
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>>13383251
> CartoonLion is deaf
Huh. Never heard that before.
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>>13383251
mayo is a blight upon condiments
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which pony has gun fever?
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>>13383164
And that's why I hate being human
I wish I was a dog or something
It'd be so much easier
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>>13383251
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/880990

For all the things I care about, she can paint with all the colors of the wind.
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>>13383263
but at least it's not mustard!
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You'll never have your satyr children ride on your back to their frist day of school
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>>13383263
I agree completely, miracle whip is way better.

>>13383272
You know, I used to defend them too, but then they literally dropped everything else and basically drew nothing but futashy.
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>>13383291
> they literally dropped everything else and basically drew nothing but futashy.

Aw jeez.
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Hey guys. Just got here, but what do you guys think about Rainbow Dash's confirmed Alifornication in season 4?
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>>13383265
I only hate being a person sometimes. Even with very modest physical gifts and socioeconomic status, i've accomplished a lot with my life. There are only a few essential life things that continue to elude me. Like love.
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>>13383094
>abomination
But EG already passed
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>>13383218
>that awful porn dialog

it would have turned out better to leave in blank in this case
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>>13383290
Thanks, Satan
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>>13383305
I think it's great

she should start her own team of ponies that fly even faster than the wonderbolts
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>>13383291
Yeah I actually liked CL before she put most of her energy towards Futashy related stuff.
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>>13383317
You'd be the first to have satyr children in Equestria.

You wouldn't even remember how it happened.
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>>13383305
...You know, I understood Twilight going Princess mode, she was pretty much being groomed for it from the beginning, but why Dash?
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>>13383251
>>13383261
she's also super serious about wanting to fuck dogs as well
she wanted to go to one of the bronycons but was afraid people would swarm her so she said she would go undercover
wearing a dog collar
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>>13383352
Because all the Elements are becoming princesses.
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>>13383307
Only a very small number of people just have love come to them, you have to go out and grab it. And there's plenty of time on this earth to do just that.
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>>13383305
Huh? It was Fluttershy, not RD.
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>>13383365
Okay, but why?
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>>13383351
I don't think many Anons are willing to get all Superman II'd and just forget how their children were conceived .
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>>13383352
Because Wonderbolts Academy basically showed that she has already achieved the maturity to be a leader, and a part of the wonderbolts, so they had no where left to take her but the very top, aka kill my character mode.
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>>13383305
>confirmed Alifornication
[citation needed]
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>>13383363
>she's also super serious about wanting to fuck dogs as well

Sounds like my kind of girl.
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>>13383352
Deaf, you fucking numbskull, it's bait.
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>>13383379
>Superman II'd

I think it was a drunken witch dyke joke.
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>>13383290
>She will never ask how you and anon met
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>>13383378
Because it's their destiny.
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>>13383387
calm down anon
sometimes it's fun to pretend
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>>13383420
>pretend
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>>13383382
I gotchu
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/09/rainbow-dash-feels-on-way.html
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I want my german shepard to cum inside cartoonlion
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>>13383441
My apologies to your German Shepard.
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>>13382899
I wish that I could go back to a year ago and slap my former self before he did something incredibly stupid.
Maybe then this place would be marginally better now.
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>>13383432
Could mean anything
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>>13383399
But Anon, I never black out.
Also
> implying pony wouldn't insist on any Human wearing protection, just in case
> For all she knows we're like classic-model dragons and can knock up ANYthing
> She shudders to think of finding a crusty sock that needs formula milk
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>>13383441
She wants it too, anon
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>>13383460
>implying you have any influence here
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>>13383432
>Thanks to
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>>13383462
Ayyo nigga I fee u, but you nigs said the same thing about Twilycorn last season. I learned to accept the unwanted before it happens, instead of months after.
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>>13383472
Sometimes little things have big repercussions.
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You put your collar on RIGHT NOW mister
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>>13383512
>unnf.png
>unfing to EQG
You goofed.
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>>13383514
>Implying I'd ever take it off except to bathe
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>>13383514
but yours is so much bigger

it's embarrassing
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so i guess that femanon thing from last night was never capped
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>>13383471
I should make a tumblr account under a proxy, then send her an ask about it.

Maybe we could set something up.
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god i fucking hate google plus and everything google touches
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>>13383504
You should have put the lid down that one time 12 years ago
Maybe now we wouldn't have this giga-hiatus
Thanks a lot
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>>13383514
Bark!
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>>13383514
Both of my fetishes was just posted at the same time, what do I do?
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>>13383514

Fuck you Fluttershy

don't tread on me
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>>13383531
why resist it
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pony
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>>13383553

Do a lot of push ups and then masturbate.

I can't do push ups today because I did a lot yesterday and need to recover. Do them for me, anon.
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>>13383553
You put on your stinky collar
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>>13383514
Can we just go to bed instead
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>>13383562
Why is she farting a yellow cloud?
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>>13383574
>implying I can do more than 10 push ups
oh oh oh im caught in da middle i cri just a little when i think of lettin go
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>>13383548
Did they touch pony?
THEY MUST HAVE, ELSE WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT

OH NO
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>>13383592
She had chinese for lunch.
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>>13383596

Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something. That's true in all walks of life.

Do those push ups, anon. And then do more.
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How many pegasi do you think it would take to lift me into the air?
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>>13383596
>Implying I can do more than 10 push ups
Disgusting
Keep doing them every day till you can do 50
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WHICH PONY IS A HUNGRY LITTLE PIGGY?
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>>13383621
At least 62
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>>13383460
>>13383504
Would you mind confessing for real?
I'm kinda curious now.
And you can just go back to being totally anonymous after
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You find these in your favorite pony's house.

You're pretty sure they're controllers. They don't have Cheeto dust or anything.

But she doesn't have a Playstation. Shit, you're not sure if she has a TV.

How do you investigate?
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>>13383592
based on my expert analysis, it seems to be a shadow of her pony self
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>>13383640
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ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE PONY REALLY NEEDS TO USE THE TOILET RIGHT NOW
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>>13383514
Not until you feed me godammit. You just keep petting me raw.
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>>13383632
what if I do diamond pushups instead
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>>13383621
A couple thousand.

Captcha: nolovin son
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>>13383621
one and a half scootaloos
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>>13383656
Obviously test them by 'playing' with them
Anally.
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>>13383649
It's probably Nathan
Nathan always does shit like this
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Not even 8pm yet and I'm already tired. What's going on here.
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>>13383577
>Fluttershy will never put a magical smelly collar on you
>You follow all of her commands
>In public she likes "come on, anon!" knowing very well that you're emptying yourself.
>She also had twilight alter your cock, so you can make more cream for her and her friends.
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>>13383658
That WOULD explain the "pony shit" smell.

I mean "shit pony" smell.
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>>13383632

>until you can do 50
>not until you can do sets of 50
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>>13383701
>not having twilight make it so she can detach your penis so she controls when you use it
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So, Futurama is over

It started in '99

its been more than 10 years since it began

How do you feel about that?
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>>13383697
>not 8pm
>not living on East Coast Beast Coast
Faggot.
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>>13383701
Lyra, y-you know she doesn't swing that way, right?
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>>13383701
>Two anons in equestria
>Come on, anon
>He runs to the other anons house and creams right in his face
Every fucking day with this shit.
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>>13383679

do diamond pushups to failure

then do normal push ups to failure
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>>13383712
I've only watched about two seasons, and not until just recently. So I don't care.
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>>13383712
I know I should feel SOMETHING, but I just don't.
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>>13383656
wave them around at something
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>>13383709

>Going out in public
>Rarity keeps fiddling with something in her purse
>You squirm whenever she does
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>>13383712
Should I watch the Comedy Central seasons?
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Whats a good number of pushups for someone that weighs 300lbs?
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>>13383484
There was more evidence of Twilight's ascension than this supposed acsension you're talking about
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>>13383712
It's a good show that had a good run but it was getting pretty crappy in the final half of the season.

I only feel joy, going any longer would plunge the show into Family Guy/Simpsons abyss.
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>>13383692
>>13383740
You futz around with them a bit. Without a game to play it seems a little pointless. The weight isn't bad.

The blue ball at the end is sort of soft. Squishy. ... Pliant.

Because you are a gross mother fucker, you wonder if these would work as an applicator for Preparation H. For "Horny."

You really wish someone were around to share that joke. It's been a lonely day.
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>>13383759
one
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>>13383745
>Rarity why do you keep diggin in there with yer mouth, can't you just magic it out like normal
>MMMmmfmmmm-mmmmmmm
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>>13383712

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VastXQ_hPb0
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fart fart fart faaaaaart
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>>13383775
>icecoldkillerx
>"listening to boyz 2 men for 1 sec is better than most shit today"

LET ME ENJOY THINGS, YOUTUBE
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How does each character from Equestria Girls respond when they find out the condom broke?
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>>13383712
I just saw the last episode

I guess it was a fitting end for such a series

even though I didnt watch the last season episodes

and I am happy it ended before it became really bad

I still remember the first time I saw it and its best episodes

I just dont know how to feel, but it also gives me the feeling of how quick time passes,

seriously, more than 10 years? Did it go quick, right?
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>just watched Superman vs The Elite

Why did I stop following comics?
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>>13383814

A trip to the abortion clinic for everyone but Twilight and probably Fluttershy

Twilight and Fluttershy's lives are wasted, cut down in their prime and forced to care for an accident they weren't ready for.
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>>13383835
I wonder what Equestria Girl Twilight Sparkle is like. She's not Celestia's student and she hasn't made friends with the other main six, but she has Spike (who is a dog).
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>>13383840
what the fuck bitch what happened to your nose
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>>13383814
Rarity is on the pill
The rest would go get the morning after pill
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>>13383840
I would fuck ANY version of Rarity
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>>13383870
What if she was a mime
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>>13383840
2human
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Diversity is good.
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>>13383851
Celestia runs several private school districts, and tutoring groups for the rich. Twilight was in one of her most prestigious ones, which she'd still be in if Celestia hadn't recommended to her parents that she switch her to public highschool. Also in junior year they got the school to forgive Vice Principal luna for a harsh series of standardized tests that burned out the entire class body. And nearly creating saturday classes.
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>>13383870
have fun
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>>13383904
Pone is better
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>>13383870
What if she was a cannibal?
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>>13383840
I didn't ask to see that much, I asked you to go get twilight.
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>>13383904
Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for, you niggerlover.
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>>13383916
In moderation.
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>>13383765
You rub the "wand" suggestively on your face while continuing to make light saber noises. You don't hear favorite pony coming in the door. She clears her throat and you do a double-take, blue ball still against one cheek.

She laughs, "I see you found a toy to play with. Here I thought you were going to fix my chandelier."

Who is favorite pony? Will you fix the chandelier? Spill spaghetti out your pockets? Describe how these controllers are obviously inferior to the Wii Motion in every way?
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>>13383936
Aw fuck
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>>13383898
She almost looks like one already
Yes

>>13383912
>shecreature
That isn't Rarity

>>13383921
I'm not a pony, so yes
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>>13383924
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>>13383936

it's FLUTTERSHY

and we haven't learned FIX CHANDELIER yet
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>>13383938
> Pinkie's winking marecunt stops traffic on the daily
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>>13383820
>mfw I was 11 when I saw the first episode air

Holy fuck
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>>13383957
I cannot believe my eyes, how the world's filled with filth and lies.
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>>13383957

get a fucking nose job
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>>13383948
>I'm not a pony, so yes
A human cannibal
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>>13383957
Did she turn Spike into panties?
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>>13383957
Much better.
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>>13383979
and a bra too
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>>13383977
I think it'd be pretty hard for her to eat me while I'm fucking her into the ground
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>>13383712
>Caring about tv shows from the dinosaur era

It's time to let go
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>>13383999
They implying that she'd bite your dick off
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>>13383999
are you willing to take that chance
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Sometimes I type things like 'I wish I had someone that loved me' into Google
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I'm going to marry Rarity!
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>>13384030
I can avoid oral

>>13384042
Yes
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href="13379013#p13384048" class="quotelink">>>13384048
your parents love you
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>>13383936
Rarity, obviously.
And fix the damn chandelier!
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>>13384042
Just stay away from the mouth and make sure you're ready to flick the horn in case it starts glowing. Then you're good.
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pony wants to hoof you
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>>13384072
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