>>13379025
>marking an anon thread with no backlink

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>>13379013
ok

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posting purple

are we finally dead?
is the ride over?

>>13379025
I wonder if the little spy has anything to do with this

>>13379032
>>13374751

>>13374751

>>13374751

THERE'S YOUR BACKLINK

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OH BOY
I LOVE TWILY THREADS

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>>13379013
Amidoinitrite?

>>13379068
those aren't wings

Hi Mito

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>>13379045
waifu stealing jokes make me giggle

ROSE, help me learn anatomy by letting me paint your nude body like this.

pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAKRYfVg0I

>you will never have access to Glitter Glue's pictures of every combination of Muschio's minions having sex

>>13379092
how's the 5th grade going anon?

>>13379100
shhh
I'm sure there must be some combination I haven't done yet

>>13379112
Dompag and Geppa

>>13379112

Okay what about

Pendle and Tislomer

>>13379068
theres a pretty good fapping gif in there when she has her back turned and the bed is shaking. its perfect since spike is there staring.

wheres that gif guy

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I drew my first pony

where'd I go wrong

>>13379131
Me?

>>13379151
berry good 10/10

>>13379123
no
>>13379126
yes

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Posting purple.

>>13379157
ya cut out the frames where she is under the bed shaking so it looks like masturbating

>>13379151
What does the Elder Pact entail exactly?

>>13379174
>no

Well that's a shame, think of the incest role play potential.

>>13379183
bow-bow-bow

Pony wants to know why she should love you if you don't love yourself.

>>13379174

But they seem like a very likely pairing.

>>13379022
>one link and no text
I hope you mother's dead.

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>>13379092

how do i make dubstep

>>13379231
Fart on the mic

>>13379186
I would, but I'm not seeing what you're talking about...

RoboPone

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>>13379246

>>13379228
>fourty

>that glorious first shot when you finally cum after edging
>that feeling of your cock heaving and spurting uncontrollably

the best

>>13379266
>tfw doing it on a pony plush

Even better

>>13379214
tell pony to fuck off and that nobody asked her

>>13379204
It puts Them to Their slumber, until They hunger again.

Look at you, baker. A pathetic creature of meat and dough.

>>13379266
edging is the only way to fap

>>13379278
I like when you can feel your load slowly rising up and the sensation of it gushing out, it works best if I tease myself for an extended period of time to the point where a light touch can push me over the edge.

>>13379214
She shouldn't. No one could ever love a creature as unsavory as me. Not even me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPbhQwjiRps

>>13379266
Speaking of
Less than 12 hours since last fap, I seriously need help. I want that big load but I can't keep my hands off my dick. How do

>>13379381
one anons advice earlier was to work out before fapping. so either you never fap because you're lazy or you just get huge while enjoying fapping.

i quite like it. and i've stolen it.

>>13379381

>tfw can't abstain
>every time i try i end up fapping within a day

I think I might have a problem.

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Shh, pony is sleeping.

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>>13379256

>>13379224
>>13379205
They're not for sexual. They have a healthy sibling like friendship.

>>13379381
Keep yourself busy, if you're sitting around your mind is inevitably going to wander, leading to you looking at sexy ponies and rubbing one out. Idle hands are the devil's playthings.

>>13379411
This helps a lot, regular exercise will make your libido rise a lot, and you'll be drinking a lot of water because of the exertion, so that adds to your volume.

>>13379441
>incest
>unhealthy

But I thought you liked Applejack

>>13379441

But

you draw incest all the time

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77 more days till pone

derp
>>13379474

>>13379386
are we hats?

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>>13379497

>>13379335
that only happens to me if I'm edging by tweaking my frenulum, you can feel the climax coming on slowly in waves, it's intense

>>13379441

Pretend incest is best incest though

>>13379493
>>13379468
The whole point is they don't have sex

>>13379497
habbenin

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Anyone else going to see Luna go to the moon?
http://www.orbital.com/NewsInfo/MissionUpdates/MinotaurV/index.shtml

>>13379497
i've turned into a complete casual this hiatus, will the next season be a full season or another half season?

also 9 more days till hockey. I can't wait for summer to be over.

>>13379591
Confirmed 26 episodes at least

>>13379591
>hockey
muh nigga

>>13379601
Excellent, more chances for good episodes.

>>13379585
why is dilbert's tie always erect

>>13379631

It's flaccid when it's curved like that. When it's erect, it's straight.

We ded today

>>13379661
awful

>>13379661
Those are not the sorts of fetlocks I approve of.

>>13379696
*ly cute

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>>13379692

>>13379661
kinda cute

>>13379707
No, just a moronic piece of shit.

>>13379707
the mane is awful, it's anthro, it's blushing (why) and has twinkly eyes AND it's making a TMNT reference

what part of this isn't awful?

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>>13379732
>>13379746
you suck

le pon

>>13379764
fuck off

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>>13379770
no

pony just wubbed

>>13379764
My only beef is that it's not really ponyesque in any way
I mean it's got fingers and that pose doesn't fit a pony, the tail doesn't fit a pony, the only things that make it even conceivably a pony are its legs and the fact you're posting it here.
I'm not upset just confused

>>13379799
I drop pony

>>13379780
I don't normally go for black Twilight but Mangneto always draws her so fucking cute.

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I'm going to prison soon

I'm back from the gubmint office I now have food stamps I can eat more than ramen every night hurray for gubmint

time to buy SO MANY CAKES

>>13379855
metals pls

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would you lick his salt

pony should digest pony

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>>13379925

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>>13379855
Why anon?

>>13379938
>rape

sloppy griffon makeouts

beb

>>13379938
I stole a laptop from a school. I ran DBAN on it, but I know they can still trace it back to me.I can't sleep at night, and food has no taste anymore.

>>13379855
Is it wrong if I want this redrawn with Cadence and SA?

>>13379855
Not everyone should be woken up that way.

>>13379971
I want it redrawn with Shinning armor and Twily

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>>13379955
You've got my attention

>>13380006
Both are fine in my book.

WHEN YOUR A YOUNGER PONY

What if femanon/mare 69?

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>>13380009
REMOVE GILDA

>>13380035
>read a fic about femanon 69ing with Zecora and Twilight
>faggot deleted it

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>>13380041

>>13380088
Then why does she have no friends?

>>13379969
Unless you send it to be repaired and somebody runs the serial number, you have nothing to worry about.

>>13380079
Fluttershy, if you're going to say things like that, don't do it when I'm balls deep in you.

You know how much it turns me on.

>>13379969
DBAN?

>>13380088
Roonga, don't be a Pacce.

>>13380123
Why do people ask questions before they Google it?

OP is going to delete this thread

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>>13380129
>implying this isn't the best

>>13380079
B-but Fluttershy.. I've always wanted to tell you.. I.. I want to be with you!

>>13380104
Probably because she's a bitch

>>13380143
Because people want to converse. The internet is always there, but talking about stuff requires another person.

>>13380160
So you're contradicting the image you just posted?

>>13380178
Read the filename

>>13380176
>>>>>THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>13379969
You'll be fine, that shit is just a slpa on the wrist.
Tell them it was stolen from you, sure you'll still have to cover the cost, but oh well.

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>>13379013
>posting worstpone
>on purpose
>ever

No thx I'd rather post a good horse

>>13380176
So is that laziness or loneliness?

>>13380190
http://mlpg.co/rarity

>>13380200
Combination of both I imagine.

>>13379969
But...
Do they know?
Can you give it back?

>>13380151
I want to actually make one of those one of these days.

>>13380181
dun DUN DUN

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>>13380190
>squiggletail
>good

>>13380190

Why is slut such a best pony?

>>13380245
>le smug atheism face

I WANT TO PUNCH IT

>>13380200
Plus an addiction to the "(0) /mlp/ - MLP General" tab.

>>13380228
I don't know if their cameras where still running, it was the day before school started nation wide. I wiped everything and installed a fresh OS

>>13380200
It's actually less effort to Google anything. Want to look up pictures of a pony? Image search. Want to read a fic? There are tons of sites for it. The point of 4chan is image discussion boards. People come here to discuss. That means talking about something. Half the reason anybody is here is the surprise of seeing something new that you aren't looking for. That requires another person.

>>13380253
she's not best horse but she's damn good
writers pls give her at least 3 episodes in s4 pls pls

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>>13380190
The only thing good about her is her sister.

>>13380260
You don't like atheists, Anon? Could it be you still believe in fairies?

>>13380279
No kidding, especially after there were none in S3.

>>13380260
I hate smugness in general.

>>13380291
Nah I'm down with atheists who keep their beliefs to themselves, but... holy shit I want to punch Penn Gillette so hard.

>>13380218
obligatory request for all of these

>>13380253
>implying slut

No evidence.

Nice headcanon mate

>>13380122
Why would you want someone to berate and insult you?

>>13380325
No one implied anything, they just stated a fact.

>>13379528
I want a cartoon pony to lick my frenulum and lap up all the seed as it oozes out

>>13380290
And her scenes which are almost always great.

>>13380289
What do you want to talk about?

>>13380340
>headcanon
>fact
pick one

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>>13380290

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>>13380335

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>>13380341
Ponies love salt licks, some more than others

>>13380275
do American schools have 27/7 video surveillance? sounds like a prison.

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>>13380325
I'm not getting off the table.

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>>13380321
Why? Because he is euphoric and you are not?

>>13380357
Fact: Rarity is a slut.

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>>13380360
oh my god, that ass is goddamn perfect
I want to just touch it, nonsexually

>>13380383
Well maybe if people didn't steal stuff they wouldn't need to.

>>13380321
Ideally, you'd never know they were atheists.
I like you.

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>>13379013
> post purple
But MOM, I just posted Purple YESTERDAY.

>>13380391
Fact: you don't watch the show
>>13380385
Liking someone makes you a whore?
Damn, stay neckbeard

>>13380399
Why must you agitate my butt lust?

>>13380321
I hate it whenever anybody shoves things down people's throats. Doesn't matter what it is.

>>13380418
THEN POST RARITY

>>13380387
I actually wish I was a fedoracore level autist, because at least they seem happy. Ignorance is bliss, nothing worse than being fucked in the head and realizing how bad you're fucked.

Remember that time Twilight was framed in Equestria Girls, but it was resolved before they even went anywhere with it?

>>13380399
I want to frost that butt with my thick mancream

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>>13380429
Even dicks?

>>13380387
I am the euphoricest motherfucker alive nigga

>>13380410
Overall I just wish everyone would shut the fuck up and stop trying to convince other people that they're wrong

And I wish crazy religious people would stop trying to legislate against things they don't like because Book X or Preacher Y told them not to like it

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>>13380435
Okie dokie.

>>13380422
You seem mad, I'm sorry your waifu is a slut.
I won't hold it against you though.
Even if she does trick kids out of their birthday presents.

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>>13380418
It's always the right time to post purple.

>>13380383
Yes, because there are lots of juvenal delinquents child criminals and because America is kinda batshit over school security.

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>>13380449
What about it?

>>13380321
Penn Jillette sucks. Not because he's an atheist but because he's a libertarian dickhole.

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>>13380426
Pony wants to hotdog your average sized penis until you frost their cheeks

>>13380439
Ignorance isn't bliss, it's rejecting reality. It's the equivalent to staying a baby.

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>>13380439
>nothing worse than being fucked in the head and realizing how bad you're fucked

I did not ask for these feels.

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>>13380469
Can I post a maroon? Or fuchsia?

>>13380469
Especially when the thread topic is "post worst pony"

>Rarity slut/not a slut talk
>again

Did we not go through this shit LAST NIGHT

>>13380463
You seem delusional. I'm sorry your autistic and believe your headcanon is truth.
I won't hold it against you though.
Even if you do sit in your cheeto stained basement.

>>13380449
remember when they barely touched on anything of substance at all in equestria girls and raised a bunch of stupid questions they never intended to answer

>>13380486
How so? Is it what he believes or how he expresses it?

>>13380486
He sucks because he's the dictionary definition of an asshole.

>>13380496
I'd rather be happy and among fellow autists than miserable but self-aware. I just want to learn how to laugh and smile again.

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dweeb

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>>13380502
She's not the worst
Not exactly the best, either
But not the worst
THIS little beer commercial, on the other hand --

>>13380439
>Understanding just how fucked in the head you are
Please those feels are so 2011, I'm more about rejecting reality as a whole now.

>>13380495

Nah, Pinkie have a standing offer for Anal. So she better up the ante.

>>13380532
>Dash
>bad
did you even watch the last half of season 2 and the entirety of season 3?

>>13380449
Well if we're remembering irritating shit, I remeber that one book that describes Cadence's backstory

For some reason, I keep thinking the enchantress antagonist should totally have been more like Magica DeSpell (you know, gloating, cackling, over-hammy witch magic user sort of thing)

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>>13380500
You can post a pink and green if you like. Just because it's always the right time for purple doesn't mean it's not the right time for blue and orange, too.

>>13380556
Why do you think I hold this belief?

Nah really she's okay too. The Wonderbolts Academy was pretty top gear as Dash goes.

>>13380556
>Dash
>not shit

Two episodes where she isn't a total cunt don't invalidate two and half seasons where she is.

>>13380508
that would imply that eg had something of substance

Never be creative!

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>>13380576
That is a good policy

>>13380495
I'd rather a princess in stockings knead my head in between her stocking-clad toes until I start gushing pre. I'd also Nicole's luscious dicksucking lips.

http://i.imgur.com/PVRv3tP.jpg

>>13380528
I wouldn't. That happiness was fake. It only existed because they lived in a fantasy and denied anything that didn't fit with it. It's delusional. If you want to be that happy, just overdose on feel good drugs and die in the state of bliss. Or create virtual reality and upload your mind to be in that place forever.

>>13380449
I'm mostly piss at the massive retcon for the EoH. Or the entire ending to be honest.

>>13380218
Wait I'm confused. You people say she's a slut, but the song says she's a whore. They're two different things.
>>13380506
>MLPG
This place talks about the same stuff everytime.

>>13380609
Shut up Ross.
Go draw some mintgut

>>13380630
>'fake' happiness

fun is just a buzzword

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>>13380507
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT 5LUT

>>13380609
I just increase my consumption when I feel bad about not creating anything. No need to make stuff when there is an endless supply already out there.

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>>13380576
>pink and green
sure thing brah

>>13380670
Do your parents know you waste your life believing that a classy pony is a slut?

>>13378836
>tfw no respond

QUICK

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE SHOW/COMIC

>>13380664
Where did that argument come from?
I know there's fake accomplishment, but when did that become fake fun?

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>>13380679

>>13380621
stockings are so nice and soft

>>13380324
http://mlpg.co/derpy/
http://mlpg.co/dashie/
http://mlpg.co/twily/
http://mlpg.co/rarity/

I think that's it.

http://derpiboo.ru/420902

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>>13380691
2SLUTTY5ME

>>13380726
>http://mlpg.co/twily/
I'm not quite sure why this makes me SO angry

>>13380726
You missed the EG one

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>>13380692
What did you have in mind?

>>13380696
That time Rarity wasn't a slut, oh wait.

>>13380696
SRB

>>13380726
>http://mlpg.co/rarity/
This shit never fails to bring a smile.

>>13380740
>not knowing the meaning of the word slut
Please stop shitposting in an already shitty thread.

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>>13380706
/v/ says fun doesn't matter because it's too subjective to be a reason to why anybody plays a game they don't like.

>>13380741
____________________autism so calm the fuck down

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>>13380621
She really does have nice lips. That voice too, I'd blow in my pants before she even touched me.

>>13380741
She is Twily, destroyer of shows.

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>>13380754
I asked you 2 days ago you never replied so I ask again: could you color this cute vegetable pone?

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>>13380679
The Apple family is full of cuties. The Orange brance is full of Cuties.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/376808a1d8c461645db4cdba75842d28/tumblr_msq8nbCJpC1sfogzao1_1280.jpg

>>13380795
Got a color reference? I don't know what should be what.

>>13380769
You're just unhappy.
Be a little happier, someday Rarity might settle down, but until then she's every stallion's commodity.

>>13380824
I'm not sure why he's trying to imply that Rarity isn't classy, anyway.

>>13380783
>you will never find a woman like her

>>13380810
Who draw dis!?

>>13380810
link?

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>>13380804
Hey, Mac, look what I found!

>>13380783
i prefer cheerilee to celestia

>>13380814
http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/castlevania/thumb/3/34/Venusweed3.gif/350px-Venusweed3.gif is the original game's.

>>13380726
>>13380743

http://mlpeg.co

>>13380824
Not nearly every stallion. Having exuberant sex with a LOT of dudes doesn't mean EVERY dude.

Doesn't mean she wouldn't hate-fuck that yokel she met in Canterlot.

>>13380814
Yeah, about that - you need to mostly improvise due to the fact there is no clear reference or original concept art. All we have is some sprites:
http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Alura_Une

scroll down for them, ignore first pic

>>13380861
That's fine, more Celestia for me then

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>>13380854

>>13380824
You know you're funny?
You are so diluted by your own headcanon to the point that you believe it more than the actual show.
Obviously you never had a girl flirt with you because that's all Rarity is, a flirtatious pony, not a slut. Let's not forget the standards that she has to begin with.

Wanna talk about a slut?
Let's talk Pinkie Pie, that annoying bitch probably fucked every pony in town, so they would be her friend.

>>13380861
Cherilee is cute but Celestia has her beat in the experience category, after being alive for a few thousand years you're bound to have learned some tricks

>>13380864
Haha, I wonder how many people ended up on that page by accident

>>13380897
>>13380880
i meant the voice

>>13380891
She befriends half of them because they mistakenly assume she puts out easily.

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>>13380859
What about the ones on the table?

I tried to teach Twilight about atoms but she didn't trust them because they made up everything.

>>13380923
... I hate science jokes so much

>>13380922
GET OFF THE TABLE PINKIE

>>13380891
Rarity would be mortified to hear you make such scurrilous insinuations about one of her best friends.

>>13380946
us nerds, right guys

>>13380946
Hawking recently wrote a book on anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.

>>13380918
Damn, you are a thick fucker.
Pinkie Pie would most definitely be easy, she'd sleep around so much that she would be a cumdumpster.

Rarity on the other hand, is a classy pony that would never fuck any dreg, she'd get to know the pony first before having consensual sex. She's also the type of pony to only fuck classy guys who respect her, after they begin dating.

>>13381007
Dude
Your headcanon is so intense
so swol
so hype

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>>13380891
>ad hominem the whole time
>try to deflect the slut shaming to a different pony
No sir.

Pony loves you
but pony is not IN love with you

>>13381007
>only fuck classy guys who respect her, after they begin dating.

You mean like most every woman ever?

>>13381025
dang thats a tiny celestia

>>13381034
I would be nervous if Big Mac was IN love with me, I've never had a guy interested in me before.

>>13381034
But is it your favorite pony?

>>13381036
No, Twilight is just getting taller.

>>13381036
It kinda looks like it though I'm not too sure if she's really tiny or if its just due to the artstyle

>>13381058
No

>>13381033
>Nothzing wrong

>>13381034
That's a hard one.
I guess I'll thank pony for her honesty and then lock myself in my room and drink myself unconscious

A scarecrow is being nominated for a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field.

>>13381055
>you will never have a gay best friend who desperately wants to fuck you

>>13381109
I would fuck that horse with amazing alacrity

>>13381034
>tfw pony likes you but doesnt like you like you

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>>13381024
I'm just making it up as I go along, just like MLPG does.
>>13380975
I'm sure the other ponies wouldn't appreciate MLPG calling Rarity a slut.
>>13381029
>not even posting the gif
Seriously? Step it up.
>>13381035
>women are whores
MLPG, ladies and gentlemen.

>>13380922
I really hope pony comes soon so I don't give into temptation and spoil stuff like that for myself.

>>13381099
scrubbles pls

>>13381010
>>13381081
What does this have to do with My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic?

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Whats new today?

>>13381055
>>13381058
>>13381096
>>13381118
Pony is Twist

>>13381123
Oh now you're just being obtuse.

Most women only have sex with men who respect her after they start dating "for real." It's a little baffling they have to be called "classy" and everyone else gets labelled "slut gutter-trash."

>>13381035

>>13381123
Women are designed by nature to be raped.

I want to stick my dick in Twist

>>13381141
lemon i want to fuck your diamond dog self-insert

>>13381141
Puns and shaming that horse you posted... That's not new though.
Nothing I guess.