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Strong independent princess edition

Old horse: >>404
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>>13364594
>strong independent horse princess who don't need no colt
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SANCTUARY!
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>>13364594
>Thumbnail
>Not properly showing the old thread
You motherfucker.
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>>13364594
This is a thread you can respect.
This OP is here to protect you from the BCS scourge!
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This has happened like 3 times in as many days

Seriously, I thought Mito was gone
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And now there's several threads.
#beef
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>>13364622
the last thread was deleted by it's OP
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>>13364654
Even if he is, there are those who go for the cheap thrill of capsizing the boat.
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i am so confused, where is leth to guide me to the true thread
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>>13364654
I would suspect either BCS, or some assdamaged new blood.

Or Ponychan, getting mad at the bullies.
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how juvenile
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>>13364674
Judging by the attitude of the last few threads, I'm gonna go with ponychan.
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>>13364674
Guess again, bucko!
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I wish EA could into Pinkie sexually, then he'd have all my boners
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>>13364667
Leth is switched off
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>>13364691
It's moot!
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>>13364679

>you will never see Ruby eating Ona out
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> FEELSMITHS DON'T RUIN GENERALS
Oh no?
I hate that FEEL
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13346352.html
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13349391.html
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>>13364679
>GG's stash is just a bunch of fat femanons getting railed by every character in the show
>This pleases a majority of mlpg
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>>13364691
Not even Ross is bad enough to delete a thread.

He at least has that going for him.
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>>13364713
Ask No-ink to do it. He might.
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>>13364695
oh no
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>>13364709
>sarsparilla
NO PINKIE! SARS IS BAD
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>>13364709
IF YOU BOOP IT THEY WILL COME
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>>13364715
>Blaming feelsmits for that.
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>>13364709
Pinkie is the master of hammerspace after all.
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someone stream MST3K, Spirit, or Sky High
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If the anon who posted the Rouge pastebin is here, thanks for reminding me I wrote that, and I'm glad you enjoyed it <3
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>>13364715
fuck off back to the steamchat, Broke
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Well that's fucking wonderful. I was enjoying the human thing going on.
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>>13364715
that was the OP being a faggot
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>>13364733
>Sidsparilla
And we never saw the cake babies again.
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>>13364715
I don't follow
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>>13364731
Sad but true, he is obsolete we need to upgrade to Leth 2000
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Derpy is about to sit on your lap. What are your last thoughts?
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>>13364731
Don't worry Sweetie. He's okay.

Now how about an ice cream?
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>>13364751
Hold me close anon, I know your pain.

A past thread deletion stopped my fun story time dead in its tracks
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>>13364742
wouldn't mind more sometime
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>>13364730

Huh. Does No-Ink do lesbian?
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>>13364762
But you said I could active Lethnet...
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>>13364713
>you will never see Dompag ramming Geppa
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>>13364767
Rarity is best pony.
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>>13364739
This nigga reminded me what hammerspace was. It used to be my favorite thing a while back
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>>13364767
"Unf."
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>>13364767
I think of butts as hard as I can, my diamond cock will be an immovable object, her ass is the unstoppable force.
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>>13364733
Whoops, typo'd the a.

>>13364739
She's prepared for an emergency.
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FUCK, I REALLY NEED TO STOP GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHING DIVEQUEST CHARACTERS

I WANT TO FINISH IT BEFORE LOOKING AT PORN
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This nigga OP turned the car around on all of you
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I SURE AM LOOKING FORWARD TO NEVER BEING ABLE TO MAKE A THREAD AGAIN
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>>13364778

Anon, pls

Dompag is a gentleman and would never take advantage of Geppa's fragile emotional state in such a way
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>>13364767
NO WAIT THIS IS A BAD IDE-
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>>13364777
Anon pls, you are crazy.
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>>13364767
What happens when an unstoppable force (Derpy's ass) meets an immovable object (My rock-solid dick) oh god wait never mind everything below the waist has been pulverized
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>>13364798
but then her butt would just move your cock

right?
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Any quick writing requests? Something that can be done in 1000 words or less, I'm feeling fast.
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>>13364808
You'll just have to make a trip, then we can circlejerk more efficiently.
Oh god what's begun.
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>>13364805

Dude you've been posting about not wanting to see divequest spoilers for weeks now

just finish it, it's not that long
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>>13364776
Probably. You'd have to ask.
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I was searching Archives to cap that AiE wall of text Chistery came up with and found this after CTRL+F Chistery.

What's this about polygamy?
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>>13364819
Dash vs Sanic
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>>13364775
If you have any requests, my /unf/ thread is open~
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>>13364836
2fast
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Color request
I MUST BE FASTER
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>>13364819
fluttershy pubes embarrassed beach
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>>13364808
It sucks.
At least I know I made my fair share of threads
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>>13364771
Getting real tired of this thread deleting bullshit, anon.
Getting real tired.
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>>13364709
>thanks again Anon!
Anon and Issac the crack duo fighting Mito at every turn
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>>13364800
which pony would collect the star bottle caps first?
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>>13364819
Twilight refusing to eat carrot cake.

Like literal, the food, not the pony.
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>>13364809
But what if Geppa initiated

What if she just wanted to make sure her little brother could please a woman
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>>13364822
Making a trip just to start threads is okay, right?
Having more trusted OPs can't be a bad thing so long as they only use it for that purpose.
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>>13364844
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>>13364846
Silly anon, ponies don't have pubes.
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>>13364844
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>>13364825
Work is a serious bitch
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>>13364833
Read this.

All of it.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27874/xenophilia
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>>13364839
Actually, coud be fun. Just Sonic and Dash shooting the shit and racing.

Alternatively, Derpy and Care Package on a date, with Package being nervous.
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>>13364844
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>>13364861
But an unknown trip is as good as being anon, anon. You'd have to let yourself be known or leave it up the contributors. Of which we have...not alot.
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>>13364866
they do if you write them
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I bet I'd get shit on if I made a thread
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>>13364875
That dude is the master of going off on tangents.

still fapped though
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>>13364808
>tfw making a thread
if i go back to drawing and use a name can i make threads again
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>>13364875
I've read it, but what's the Chistery position on polygamy/polyamory? Does she come down hard on it?
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>>13364875
Belopheron, got back to grooming your beard
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Hahaha... oh wow...
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>>13364848
but it's so much fun~
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>you will never rub pony's gurgling tummy with an anon inside.
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>>13364898
I never could get off to it

I found the tangents and worldbuilding far too engrossing
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>>13364898
It was really well written. Which is incredibly rare.
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>>13364856

That would still be taking advantage of her delusions for the sake of getting his rocks off.

No, Dompag's affection would be targeted elsewhere, such as directly toward an amphibious blue witch doctress.
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>>13364905
>micro Sweetie Belle climbs over her sisters stomach.png
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>>13364879
I think starting a few threads without deleting them would be enough in this type of situation, but if there needs to be some kind of identity behind a name for it to be trusted then I guess I can understand.
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>>13364906
Mito I swear to god
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>>13364905
>dick in the snow
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>>13364904
>tfw he'll never write a Xenophilia sequel
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>>13364905
Hey buddy! What's going on?
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>>13364875
no thanks
my limit for fapfics is 3 chapters
anything more and it can piss off
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>>13364910
>someone is stealing my comments when I explain my fascination with vore
I am the voreanon here, this town ain't big enough for the two of us.
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>>13364905
Did you finished watching the show?
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>>13364906
What are you, 8 years old?
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>>13364940
Haha, oh wow.
Get a load of this ADD kid.
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>>13364943
What are you gonna do, eat me?
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>>13364940
>not reading every single chapter of Twisted
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>your favorite pony probably doesn't like the same college football team as you
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>>13364936
At least his contributions to the expanded works are nice

Also, divided rainbow is seriously awesome
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>>13364930
but i'm no mito
i just like to laugh for a while.

>>13364948
not really, just bored.
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>>13364943
What are ya going to do eat me?
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>>13364919
I enjoyed both. The intimate scenes were enough to nearly kill my heart and the worldbuilding was wonderful.
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>>13364940
Preggity was great
And I don't even remember how many chapters it had
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>>13364956
>quote from man devoured by another anon who was also devoured
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>>13364906
no it isnt, it always happens when i am just about to post the clever comment that will make people like me
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>>13364940

>fapfics
>chapters
>plural

This is already fucking autismal. You faggots are fapping, not contemplating some nonexistent plot or character development
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>>13364951
why would you need anything more than that?
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>>13364975
unf
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>>13364963
Mito has transcended human form
He's an idea
An action
You embody Mito
You are Mito
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>>13364855
So far this is the only one I got, unless there are any other requests.

I'd try the Sonic one but putting those two things together would result in two much autism and "You're too slow" copy pasted 333 times.
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>>13364963
This is why future anon threads will now be disregarded.
Tripfag made threads for the next month.
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>>13364905
Seriously, I have no idea what was going on back there.
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>>13364956
>>13364964
>taunt mind
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>>13364975
So the man devoured ate himself out?
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>>13364924
Rarity sure is a chunky pony
>>13364947
Yea.
>>13364937
Thingkin of appl
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>>13364951
Having ADD isn't something to joke about.
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>>13364981
>reading is 4 dweebs I'd rather masturbate for 12 hours a day
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>>13364971
it had over 100 000 words. just remember what this could have been if this effort had been invested into something worthwhile
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>>13364989
Then do the date request
pls
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>>13364922
>someone that doesn't see Dompag as one of those rape things

mah nigga
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>>13364991
So by arguing over why mlpg has become shit, we've made mlpg shittier. Yay?
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>>13364959
>tfw handegg season has started
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>>13364989
>"You're too slow" copy pasted 333 times.
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>13364819
>>13364989
Shining armor's morning routine
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>>13364992
he quit drawing
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>>13365015
How does it feel to be so new.
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>>13364989
aj loses her hat and needs help finding it?
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What's the haps, MLPG?
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>>13365012
I don't know who Care Package is
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>>13365000
>Rarity sure is a chunky pony

Speaking of which, did you draw that chubby Rarity I requested?

I can't remember
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>>13364971
Couldn't read that much of Preggity
It was "Let's completely throw away the personality of the characters for the sake of fetishes"
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>>13365030

Lewdness
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>>13365019

>the raiders have already lost
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>>13364991
that's the idea really
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>>13365020
Lazy.

>>13365029
I like this. I'll do this.
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>>13365028
>Implying tripfag threads have been the norm since /co/
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>>13365030

THREAD DELETIONS MASS PANIC
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>>13365000
have you mastered mouse art yet
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>>13365030
Anon deleting his thread, cute ponies doing cute things, the usual.
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>>13364959
What teams would they like?
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>>13365030

the thread has been bad for a few hours

just downright awful

soon we'll have fallen so far that the threads can only get better, though
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>>13364980
even i enjoy a good build up, but nothing more than that.
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>>13364875
I just couldn't get past the first chapter because the framing device was jumping all over the place and the dialogue felt like the author was stuffing direct narration into character voice, but cutting right back into the weird side notes in the middle of emotional cues or statements.

I mean maybe it works itself out in later chapters, but jeez. That story has some weird flow.
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>>13364981
I like reading
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>>13364963
are you $500anon?
Couldn't you just get a yacht or something?
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>>13365052
The underdog teams out west.
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>>13365030
anon is not to be trusted, report all anons to the proper authorities
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>>13365053
the stuff about anon and femanon becoming bros in Equestria was pretty nice
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>>13365052
Hi Tex.

Take off the name if you're shitposting again.
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Which pony secretly uses clothed mods for their video games?
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>>13365036
but that's what makes them hot
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>>13364903
I don't really have a poly-ce on it.
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>>13365044
huzzah
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>>13365064

CAL for life
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>>13365071
agreed
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>>13365081
You're just such a bad person I can't even equate it to hitler units anon.
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>>13365038
pls

>>13365046
>>13365048
>>13365053
>>13365067
That's terrible, I thought anon pinkie promised to never do it again.
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>>13365096
SIXTY NIGGERS
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Peaches

Peaches really DO taste better then apples.
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>>13364959
>>13365052

Applejack - Alabama (duh)
Rarity - Oregon, because their uniforms are fabulous!
Twilight Sparkle - Georgia Tech, because she's a nerd.
Rainbow Dash - Texas A&M, because she likes whatever's popular
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>>13365030
Anon deleted the thread
Anon saved the Marker
GR made a thread
Issac posted the marker

Overall a minimum of disruption considering the limitless faggotry of Anon
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>>13365081
No it's not. At least for me. If I fap at a fapfic with Rarity, I want to fap to goddamn Rarity not a random OC. If I wanted that I wouldn't open a fapfic about Rarity but one with OCs
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>>13365058
nah, i wish i had money though. i'd probably buy commission sketches from other artists and then taunt the artists from here that do take commissions about how they aren't worth the money
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THURSDAY NIGHT FUCKERS
PONY = MAX
PANTS = OFF
THEME SONG = To the Moon ost
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>>13365109
>Oregon

U of O or OSU? This is important.
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>>13365055
> no vertibrate on Earth had a third limb girdle

Who thinks this just after being kissed by the girl he likes?
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>>13365072
I'll try not to make light discussion of ponies around you, anon.
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"Mmmmm! *ptoo* I mean... yaaaaay!"
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>>13365103
Hey I respect my promises. Not my fault my other identical clones don't
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>>13365113
Most the artists here aren't worth the money though.
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T-Twily

My belly
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>>13365071
>femanon will never be your wingman as you try to build up the guts to talk to a pretty mare
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>>13365109
Can Rainbow Dash like UF then?
please?
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>>13365128
but you're not talking about ponies. you're talking about /sp/.
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>>13364959
> only Husker fan in town
> So very glad no one knows what football is in Ponyville
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>>13364959
but do they like the same professional football team as me
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>>13365131
If that's you, Ross

I never actually hated you

Until today
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>>13365131

I guess these threads still have a ways to go before they get better
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>>13365131
Ross GG was just talking about how much he likes you.
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>>13365120
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3QhE07YXbE
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>>13365109
>element of loyalty
>bandwagoner

Oh the irony
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>>13365131
aw yeah its filtering time
>>13365134
some people are proud to know their art is worthless
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>>13365055
That one makes sense, he's just struggling with how weird it is as his mind races
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>>13365122

Which one of those teams is known for their uniforms

I'll give you a hint, it aint State
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>>13365036
I can't really disagree, they were my fetishes so I was willing to overlook some stuff
But at the same time it isn't really a situation that would ever come up in the show, and has to be thought of separately

I'm not going to call it legitimately good on its own merits, I wouldn't recommend it to someone without the appropriate fetish, but they acted reasonably well that they still felt like the correct characters to me, if those characters existed in that universe and had those experiences
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>>13365147
It's more pony related than talking about my posts themselves.
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>>13365169
Fuck yeah, U of O Ducks!
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>>13365169
quack
quack
QUACK
QUACK
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>>13365145

UF is probably Pinkie. Party School + gator.
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>>13365103
anon lied
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>>13365131
I'm still grump at you for shooting me down the other day
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>tfw false positives from Ctrl+F'ing your name
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>>13365128
How is the ff grind going?
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>>13364959
>implying ponies give a shit about hoofegg
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>>13365161
>tfw kinda want to buy the game
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>>13365191
>ctrl+F'ing your name

Nathan pls
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>>13365184
A long time ago I was going to commission Dash in a Gator's jersey but I went with a something else that was lame instead. stupid.
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>>13365204

>Implying they don't

I'm pretty sure there's been a football cutie mark
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>>13365204

But anon
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Which episode should I make a gif from?
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>>13365206
It's what, 15 bucks?

that's a movie ticket and a cheap snack

Which one will give you more fun?
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>>13365112
>>13365175
My niggas.
This is why Hotsauce's filly fics are so good. They really feel in character despite the fucking part.
Real talk, they're one of the reasons why I started to like Sweetie so much
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>>13365035
Don't really care for chub stuff, but here.
>>13365047
I threw it against the wall.
It didn't make it.
>>13365025
Hey how about you check your facts, nerd.
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>>13365210
>but I went with a something else that was lame instead. stupid.
What was it?
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>>13365214
Rarity's dad.
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>>13365161
That sounds like shit

>>13365206
Get the Castle of illusion remake too.
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>>13365224
tfw anon compares two things you cant afford at the moment
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>>13365210
If I was the kind to commision, I'd waste them on really strange or odd ones.
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>>13365228
Endii which contributor do you think you could beat in a fight?
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>>13365228
>nerd
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>>13365224
For $15 you can save up another $105 and get a mare vagina and have hours of fun at night
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>>13365225
>Real talk, they're one of the reasons why I started to like Sweetie so much
That's kinda of a faggy reason but each to his own.
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>>13365221
Secret of my Excess
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>>13365235
At the time I couldn't think of anything really that I wanted but I wanted to help her out
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>>13365228
Now draw sweetie belle jumping on her tummy
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>>13365191
>ctrl+f my name
>hundreds of results
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>>13365152

I would be ashamed too if I was a Nebraska fan after that game last week.
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>>13365228
How about you draw Ponyville's town hall you faggot
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>>13365228
oh wow, thats way better than anything ive ever seen ross draw. and he's been doing fat shit for over a decade.
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>>13365263
apple pls
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>>13365221
return of harmony part 2
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>>13364958
do you have any recommendations?
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>>13365257
I've always liked Sweetie Belle, but those fics did something to me that made me like here even more.
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>>13365263
Anonymous scares me, he's always talking to himself.
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>>13365191
Are you Apple?
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>tfw ctrl f "dash"
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>>13365263
Anonymous please, you're such an attention whore
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
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>>13365290
Not with that attitude!
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>>13365283
Ew, no.
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>>13365290
What if there are mares in pretty dresses posting right now
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>>13365142
>She'll never spread rumors of a fling that you two had
>And that you made even her cum
>You'll never be tripping over pretty mares once it spreads
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>>13365290
Good, because I am an unsavory creature.
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>>13365290
You'll never be in a mare in a pretty dress
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>>13365228
That is lovely
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>>13365301
Wait am I wearing a pretty dress while in a mare or am I in a mare who is also in a pretty dress?
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>>13365290

THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE AN EXCITING QUEST
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>>13365311
Neither
And never will be
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>>13365312

Trufax, there actually was a shortlived pretty mare quest on the sub
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>>13365312

Man what happened to that quest, it was mildly amusing
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>>13365311
Both.
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>>13365295
That's not even a "what if"

There are
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>>13365236

thanks
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my little pony my little pony

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13365326
>Lower a anonymous
SCREEEEEEE
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>>13365312
I miss slutty mare quest
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>>13365312
>tfw TAW beefed it so hard
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>>13365323

Not only were we the pretty mare, we were the chubby pegasus mare.
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>>13365168
But -- Well, see, it's like the author can't make up whether the character is a super-genius, a spaghetti-lord, or just a lazy way of jutting in all the interesting differences the author feels about probable Equine anatomy. Even a pretty smart person isn't going to think, "Hmm! Well she has a third girdle and all and a LARGER BRAIN CAVITY" immediately after being kissed by a sapient of another species.

There isn't a dividing line between what's over-the-shoulder third person narration or internal dialogue and what the author thinks is a neat info-dump. That's some messy reading.
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>>13365333
Oh god you drew my request, I love you long time.
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>>13365278
Eh. I guess his fics are allright. Only read the first one out of curiosity. Couldn't fa to it because fillies aren't for sexual but besides the fucking part she was cute.
But I can't see a fic make you enjoy a character so much more.
Again each to his own.
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>>13365333
I like this new approach

he seems much more fun
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Anything new today?
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>>13365333
oh god I'm mirin
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>>13365333
>Taking pony and rushing the door.
That's shoplifing, Anon!
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>>13365341
we weren't that chubby iirc
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>>13365154

Wanna talk about it, crybaby? Is Sweetie Belle too lewd for you here or what?
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>>13365351
We had a brief visit from DJ and the anon who made the last thread was a faggot
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>>13365267
Well my girlfriend is the big Husker fan, but I watched it. That was a real shit-show.
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>>13365333
Oh fuck I wanna see this animated.
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>>13365346
>fillies aren't for sexual
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>>13365351
Anon's are deleting generals again because we are bad internet bullies to artists.

or some shit.
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Late night confessions

Post them.
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>>13365333
it's cute

>my little pony my little pony
>bloodcurdling scream
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>>13365323
ded

http://mlpg.co/arc/q/raw/rops/pmq/237859.html
http://mlpg.co/arc/q/raw/rops/pmq/243226.html
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>>13365333
DRAW POLICE PONY IN A DRAMATIC CHASE
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>>13365351
Yeah.
You posting that horrible OC
And aparently Anon deleted a thread again or something. I just woke up so I don't know
DRAW
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>>13365374
oppai loli
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>>13365297
> made her even cum
I'm not sure how to tell you this, but that's sort of an expectation, not an achievement.

Femanon would do Anon a solid if she highlighted how loving and tender and LONG the lovemaking was, even just 'casual'.
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>>13365374
I love Twilight Sparkle
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>>13365381
Seconded.
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>>13365363
No.

I actually kind of like your art style.

But the shit you've done to people, especially the ones sticking up for you, is disgusting.
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>>13365333
hey mewball, what voice do you read bonbon in?

I tend to use that olive oil voice she had in lesson zero.
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>>13365152
>>13365267
>>13365367

>tfw U of Nebraska is your father's alma mater
>tfw the Huskers is really the only college football team you know offhand
>tfw you don't really follow them at all anymore and have no idea what their record/season is like, or whether they're even any good

It's an awkward feeling. I get quiet whenever people around me start talking football.
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>>13365374
I've initiated more greentexts, short one offs and other written things here anonymously more than you can fathom.
and then I stopped
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>>13365351
Did that oral image ever get done?
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>>13365369
But Anon, they aren't. They really aren't for sexual. At least yet. Maybe when they grow up.
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>>13365374
I jerked off to a really shitty fapfic but it was the only one with cheerilee and a young stallion.
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Let's bounce
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>>13365374
I think another artist is a bad person but I don't want to out myself and say why.
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>>13365391
But Anon
No stallion could ever dream of making a human mare cum
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>>13365333
> Anon has been doing this on a regular basis
> literally blowing all of his petty cash on replacing the mirror or hiring a Unicorn to repair it with magic
> Just can't get enough of Bonbon's spastic hatred of him
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>>13365374
queef inflation
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>>13365297
>femanon tries dating a few stallions
>but none of them can satisfy her in bed - they all have the staying power of a real stallion, i.e. they cum in just a few seconds
>frustrated by continuous disappointment, she finally decides to come to you, as probably the only one in town who can last long enough to get her off
>at first you think she's just joking around after that rumor she spread, but it quickly becomes apparent that she's serious
>she tells you not to overthink it too much - it would just be a casual thing, no strings attached. you'd still be friends, who just happen to fuck sometimes

would you do it?
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>>13365374
I've probably made a good 20% of all MLPG threads
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>>13365374
I actually dont post anything constructive. Its mostly puns or random things to get people to unf or feel about.
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>>13365374
Every time I criticize someone in the thread they think I'm shitposting when I'm really just being sincere and it devolves into anons shitposting.
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>>13365431
No, of course not.
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>>13365374
I like the apple horse
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>>13365441
best horse
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>>13365374
i stopped drawing because i was ashamed of how slowly is was progressing
it wasnt that i want progressing, it just wasnt as fast as i thought it should be
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>>13365374
Rarity is my waifu and my top 3 ponies are Rarity, Sweetie and Twilight.
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>>13365435
Sometimes those are important too
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>>13365258
One of the first episodes I can remember making gifs of right after the stream.
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>>13365441
One spoiler isn't enough for that. Disgusting.
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>>13365374

Fluffy Pony, the way /co/ used to do it, still makes me smile - the old stories are short, fun, and endearing, even if they can be a little dark at times - and no amount of FPG bullshit can make me not enjoy the idea of a dumb little fluffy pony having slapstick-y little adventures around the house and then finding some improbable way to accidentally kill itself.
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>>13365435
I love you scrubby
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>>13365426
can you at least say who or hint at why?
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>>13365374
I've been called Rose, Ross, LK, Mito, N4CH0S, Broke, BCS and probably others I'm missing.

I've written >feels and spoilered ERP, and shitposted about both of them.

I like fanfiction, yet shit on writefags and anyone who talks about then, always trying to derail the thread.

I insult drawfags whenever I can, no matter who it is and even if they've done my requests. Yet I always request more of them.

I usually make threads and delete them, usually it was a mistake, but only if they've gone really bad. Or whenever I feel like it I usually try to time it whenever something is going on, to try and stop it, or whenever I'm sleepy

I've been here since the S1 hiatus.

I enjoy MLPG, yet want to watch it burn.
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>>13365374
I sometimes cry a little when listening to an especially good piece of classical music.
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>>13365261
:Y
>>13365247
All of them.
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>>13365435
>implying puns arent constructive
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he's back
yay
but now I feel horrible
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>>13365290
i already am
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>>13365460
Also people mistake me for scrubbing bubbles all the time
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>>13365468
Me too
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>>13365374
Despite visiting everyday, I only post about once every two weeks, and 80% of the time it's not pony related
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>>13365473
>Rarity is dead
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>>13365473
Y:
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>>13365453
>that anatomy diagraom
PONIES HAVE NO LEG BONES, IS CANON
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>>13365333
this is wonderful
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>>13365374
i am actually still feel like shit a lot of the time but I don't post about it in mlpg or self-deprecate as much anymore
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>>13365431
Only if we can make the other stallions watch.

I WAS JUST JOKING!

Pay no attention to the little red light in the closet.
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>>13365448
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>>13365465
Ladies and gentlemen, we've discovered the elder shitposter
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>>13365424
He's just so perfect

he's my husbando
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Mewball stram when?
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>>13365431
> you have to spell out for her maybe she should change although not lower her expectations
> ... grudgingly suggest she use a plaster cast dildo of your penis, get a vibrator, and simply use heavier foreplay to get herself off before her stallion boyfriend starts penetrative sex, making it a special thing, not bread and butter
> You avoid each other for at least two weeks after that, and the rumors start to swirl you're both in heat and avoiding a public scene
> the requests for dates from the mares in town triple
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>>13365477
PROVE IT
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>>13365473
yes, it is adorable, thanks
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>>13365441
i cant handle this disgust
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>>13365435
>random unfs

I love you
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>>13365374
ive never made an MLPG thread before
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>>13365477
can you draw more femanon interacting with ponies?
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>>13365509
Why is Dash tasting her own wing and not liking it
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>>13365459
i still like those too
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>>13365519
WHY DON'T YOU GO DRIVE A WHEELBARROW FULL OF DICKS STRAIGHT UP MY ASS!?
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>>13365499
>S1 hiatus
>elder
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Pony says, "Hello Anon~"
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>>13365473
Could you draw Twilight looking scared at a smiling Rarity that has a few dozen feathers floating around her?
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>>13365374
I really hate some of our contributors for enabling all the retarded fetish crap we keep getting.
Seriously we have a fetish thread for everything conceivable on /mlp/ why do they all mingle here as well?
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>>13365384
But I am drawing.

>>13365417
...
Dayum, perhaps later
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>>13365426
Senpai's a bitch nigga anyway
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>>13365528
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>>13365539
flee
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>>13365506
pfffhahaha
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>>13365499
No, he's just a man broken by all of the hiatuses.
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>>13365490
They also have heart shaped stomachs located in their chests?
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>>13365546
Oh sweet, Dash
I hope that's not going in the hole she's expecting
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>>13365509
>pone tastes your cum
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>>13365546
dammit lemon fuck you that's my pony
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>>13365505
Probably around 11:30ish PST
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>>13365543
but size difference is such a tame fetish compared to stuff other people talk about
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>>13365374
I've started to fantasize and masturbate to loving, tender, excited, nervous first-time sex with my favorite pony as a girlfriend.

The feeling of her strange but gorgeous body against mine, the awkward but fun "getting to know you" makes my heart ache.
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>>13365546
whoa nelly
that is arousing
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>>13365543
Too fucking bad.
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>>13365465
please, just pick a stance and stick to it.

please...
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>>13365517
>not femanon fucking with the stallions
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*grumble*
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>>13365559
>>13365490
They also have horns embedded into their chest.
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>>13365561
>She's never had anything that large and, warm, in her vag.
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>>13365543
Size difference is pretty mundane
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Pinkie attempts to bond with her goth sisters
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>>13365572
Fetishanon plz
Fuck off to your own thread.
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>>13365578
>not the colts
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>>13365567
Why must you live on the worst coast
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>>13365570
Explain further please. This sounds interesting and really cute.
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>>13365465
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>>13365374

Sometimes, I get a little frustrated when I post a drawing or something and get only one or two responses to it, especially if I worked hard on it or feel like it came out really well. More often than not, it seems to be because a bigger-name artfag is in the thread as well.

I wonder if I were more of an asshole or a drama-monger, if my artwork wouldn't get more attention. But I promised myself I wouldn't resort to that, and I intend to keep that promise.
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>>13365587

still waiting on some more art of her.
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>>13365592
they've got a board solely for making complaints, why are you doing it here?
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>>13365568
>>13365586
what'd you get size difference from?
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>>13365599
You're a good man, AppleDan
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shit just got real
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>>13365506
>Go out drinking with femanon after a while
>She's hitting on you hard tonight
>There's a cute kinda girly stallion hitting on her as well
>There's a really cute mare hitting on you
>Femanon snaps
>She tells the mare she can fuck her best friend only if she can watch
>You're just standing there in shock at what she's saying
>She hurriedly tells the stallion he can come too
>It's not like you're going to say no to a foursome
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>>13365374
I hate that MLPG calls pretty much anything a contributor here. Even some idiot with a camera and too many pony toys.
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>>13365605
They've got a board for faggots, why are you doing it here?
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>>13365599
I think I know who you are, but I'm afraid to actually call you out
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>>13365465
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>>13365404

When was this?
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>>13365625
This anon has a point.
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>>13365625

Nice argument, sperglord.
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>>13365374
Making games is really hard and I'm losing motivation really quickly
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>>13365610
Thats the only "fetish general" that was allowed to survive the scruffening
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>>13365573
no
you have no idea how much better browsing MLPG is when you do it like that.

>>13365599
Just go ahead and do it.
I mean, do you really think people here will care? And shit, I don't see why you should care about what others think of you.
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>>13365599
i know that feel
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>>13365621

That would be acceptable to me.
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>>13365621
No.
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>>13365627

Who do you think I am? You might be right.
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>>13365627
you'd be wrong because you're not good at calling people out
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I still try as hard as possible to pretend we are still in /co/
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>>13365647
Was it? I still see homolove, chubby, and other shit around every so often.
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Pony wants to stick the tip in.
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>>13365656
>>13365658
Art-Anon?
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>>13365374
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, STUPID
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>>13365619
Where has John de Lancie been? I haven't heard from him since the documentary.
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>>13365667
Tell her I can't accept tips and to have a nice day.
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>>13365596
I really wish it weren't the case but I'm actually getting wistful. There's nothing quite like finding out you're compatible but bubbling all over wondering if it's going to work out physically.

Then it works. It works by starts and fits and totally brand-new touching and though you're both nervous you laugh and keep going, feeling each other, knowing each other.

I can only imagine how novel and thrilling and a bit scary it would be with pony, and how relieving it is to know it's workable and fun and really, REALLY hot.
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>>13365543
Wrong. There are SO many fetishes which do not have their own thread on /mlp/

For example, teat sheaths. MLPG is the only place where we can talk about this fetish
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>>13365506
>you're starting to become a sexual legend in town, mares excitedly gossiping about how you can outlast any stallion, treat every partner like a sex-goddess to be worshiped, and can do things with your fingers that the mares could only imagine in their wildest fantasies
>you can't sit down for a drink at the watering hole without some pretty little thing walking up to you and asking if the seat next to you is taken
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>>13365659
HERE
LET ME HELP

http://boards.
4chan.
org/co/

THERE
WAS THAT SO HARD?
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>>13365672
>implying bland-anon
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>>13365679
Sailing around the world apparently
He was just at a con with some other trek people
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>>13365672

Well played, Anon.
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>>13365507
>>13365517
yeah, I still have to draw Pinkie smooshing boobs
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>>13365667
No objections to that.
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>>13365694
B-but MLPG isnt there.
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>>13365674
I think it's healthy for them to get shit off their chest every now and then, I least it usually stays in one thread
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>>13365690
Anon, you are the only one who talks about this fetish.

Besides, isn't it just pony BE?
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>>13365546
th-thats okay, I can wait for the Bubble Berry Blowjob Bonanza
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HA! IT'S DONE!

>Hats Off

“Conflabbit, where did I put that darn thing?” Applejack muttered as she dug through her closet. A small cloud of dust was beginning to rise around the room and the air smelled like old leather. “I just wore it yesterday, it shouldn’t be THIS hard to find.”

Backing out of the closet, the cow pony shoved the small pile of clothes back in and forced the door closed. Rarity would be appalled at how Applejack cared for the Gala dress that had been made for her all those months ago, but the way AJ saw it she’d probably never end up wearing it again, at least not if she could help it.

She cast a gaze around the room, mentally checking off all the places she had looked. When it came to her kind of work, a mare’s hat was near enough the most important thing in the world. It kept your brow cool, your mane back and the sun out of your eyes. Not to mention it looks quite stylish when worn by the appropriate pony.

“The chest,” Applejack muttered to herself. “I haven’t looked there yet.” She couldn’t think of any reason she’d have put it in the chest, but it was one of the few places she hadn’t looked. Bending down she reached in and pulled the chest from beneath her bed, making a loud scraping noise and scratching up the floorboards.
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>>13365374
I'm not sure if the show is really going to shit or not and if I just like the characters and world too much to see it's declining.
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>>13365690
Are teet sheathes really a fetish? I mean it's not even a "I can't see the appeal" thing I think it's just something you microfocus on.
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>>13365477
you truly are
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>>13365621
I call dibs on her ass
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>>13365713
Opening up the chest brought back a flood of memories. If there was ever something of value in AJ’s life, it eventually wound up in this chest. There was the blue ribbon from the first pie making contest she had won, the empty jar that had once been her first jar of zap apple jelly, a picture of her parents and countless other bits and pieces from her life tucked away where they would be safe.

“Applejack, what are you doing?” Apple Bloom stood yawning in the doorway. Being so young and not having many responsibilities to the orchard yet, the little filly wasn’t used to getting up this early.

Smiling, Applejack gestured for her sister to come over and have a seat. “I ever show you any of this stuff?” she asked.

Apple Bloom shook her head.

“I was a lot like you growing up. All that running around, playing with my friends and the like.” Rummaging through, AJ pulled out an old card decorated with pink ribbon that had faded considerably over the years. “I ever tell you about the first time I met Pinkie Pie? When she first moved to Ponyville? She took over the town hall by force and invited every last pony in town to a big party. She wasn’t throwing the party for herself, mind you. Nah, all she was interested in was making sure everypony had a good time.”
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>>13365689
Sounds really suit. Who's your favorite pony?
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>>13365540
sure ill post it tommorrow when its finished
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>>13365713
I swear if a shark doesnt come out wearing the hat...
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>>13365666
homolove isn't really a fetish and chubby is constantly deleted
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gee mlpg sure has a lot of pent up emotions
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>>13365374

I enjoy watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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>>13365733
Thanks man
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>>13365704
WHO CARES
YOU PROBABLY WENT TO /CO/ IN THE FIRST JUST FOR PONY.
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>>13365732
> suit
I'm between Twilight and Applejack.
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>>13365726

>you will never DP a femanon with a stallion
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>>13365742
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
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>>13365561
Think again.

>>13365566
S.. sorry.

>>13365712
I'll just slap my heador if I am feeling gay again.
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>>13365698
b-but youre actually good
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>>13365741
gee you sure are helping about it, or contributing for that matter
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>>13365674
Dash, you don't understand.
This is tradition of MLPG to go through the Airing of Grievances.
Just wait, soon we will begin the Feats of Strength!
You will like those.
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>>13365713
>>13365731
I'd rather you paste bin it
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>>13365731
Another yawn. “That’s great, sis. Sounds like y’all had fun.”

Applejack chuckled. “Darn tootin.” Placing the invitation back in the chest, something else caught her eye. “Hold on a minute.” Reaching in, she pulled out a small hat. The style was much the same as the one she wore now, except cut from red materiel and the brim was trimmed with white embroidery. She’d gotten too big for this particular hat years ago, but it was the perfect size for a growing young filly. “Take this.” She pushed the hat down onto Apple Bloom’s head and gave it a tussle. “There, we’ll make a proper cowpony out of you yet.”

Apple Bloom smiled groggily. “Thanks, Applejack. It’s a nice hat.”

“You’re darn right it is,” AJ chuckled. “Now get on off back to bed, little sister. I’ve got to find my hat and get to working.”

“Uh, sis?”

“Yeah, what?”

“It’s on your head.”

FIN

>>13365736
Awww fuck, I should have thought of that
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>>13365730
What's wrong Dash? Are you mad because Fluttershy won the fan poll?
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>>13365706
There's a point where you can start to take an online thread about My Little Pony too seriously and you've gone past that. Stop playing online psychologist and stop being an idiot.
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>>13365716
It's going to shit. It's easier to accept that then to pretend otherwise. The comics are good, but that's about it.
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>>13365741

MLPG is 75% socially stunted manchildren.

I say 75% instead of 90% because a few of the majorly depressed anons who were considering suicide haven't posted in a while.
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>>13365741
Are you feeling a little pentup my little shotaball~
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>>13365747
Dont get all "holier than thou" on me now.
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>>13365468
Maybe someday I'll play or ,less likely, write a piece that brings tears to your eyes.
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>there are probably other artists in mlpg who hate other artists but won't say anything because they don't want to start drama

>except ross because seriously fuck that guy
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>>13365752
It's only gay if his lips pass the knot.
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>>13365757
>Mewball draws a request.
>You're not helping enough!
Anon this is why everyone calls you a faggot.
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>>13365650
>Just go ahead and do it.
>I mean, do you really think people here will care? And shit, I don't see why you should care about what others think of you.

It's not about what others think of me - it's about keeping my integrity.
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>>13365374
I think that the fandom is producing content that can easily replace the show, and the comics are already better than cartoon.

I'm only hear because of you guys.
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>>13365763
>I should have thought of that
there's always an alternative ending
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>>13365765
...she did?
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>>13365763
Oh gosh, I've had those moments

I love it
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>>13365763
Cute and nice ending.

I still want a fic where she has a secret room full of identical hats. I mean she had multiple hats in Magic Duel. I'm telling you, the reason why Sweet Apple Acres is almost always bankrupt is because AJ keeps buying hats. She has a hat addiction.
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>>13365374
I want to have sex with a real mare
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>>13365760
http://pastebin.com/8YigxSnx
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>>13365374
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________You people are retarded.
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>>13365765
who placed what in that thing anyway?
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>>13365789
You have shit taste in friends.
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http://press.discovery.com/us/hub/press-releases/2013/hub-network-original-movie-my-little-pony-equ-2662/

Holy shit some of those numbers
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Sparring with Punchhorse
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>>13365374
I wished nothing could stop the smooze
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>>13365781
ross please
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>tfw no recognition in mlpg also means no hate

ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
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>>13365653
>>13365726
>She meant it when she said watch
>She's making out with the stallion while you get the mare warmed up
>All the stories she's heard have already got her running like a river anyway
>You get to work using your magic fingers
>It takes barely a minute before the mare cums for the first time that night
>You hear a languid moan
>Just it isn't coming from the mare
>Femanon is jilling herself like a woman possessed to you two
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>>13365810
You still love us.
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>>13365791
I got some bad news for you, son.

http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/
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>>13365774
It's always the same shit with everyone

>boo hoo i'd rather go back to /co/ because it was better"

Fuck off with that shit. You can always go to /co/ and post there. Nothing is stopping you.
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>>13365823
HEY GUESS WHAT
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>>13365823
But I recognise all the people I hate
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>>13365809
I like it

a fun little slice of life
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>>13365790
Applejack opened the chest.

SUDDENLY A SHARK POPPED OUT WEARING HER HAT.

"Hi! I'm Applejack! Howdy howdy howdy!"

"CELESTIA CHRIST, A TALKING SHARK!" AJ shouted and kicked the shark square in the nose and took her hat back.

Putting it on, she couldn't help but notice it smelt a bit fishy.
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>>13365820
FightHorse's crippling fear of frogs
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterot?
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>>13365755

It's nice to know someone thinks so. And even though it's been mercilessly pounded into me that compliments and praise are toxic, it's nice hearing it every now and then.
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>>13365820
Sex with Punchhorse

Holding a steak on Punchhorse's head after sex with Punchhorse
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>>13365692
> You aren't quite certain how to put it, but you're never quite in the mood
> It's not like you and Femanon are involved but you DON'T want to rub in that you're having good satisfying sex
> Especially not if there's a woman involved getting some good, GOOD loving. Jealousy looks TERRIBLE on Femanon.
> You're pretty certain your body is picking up on all the signals, from those lidded expressions, the just-so rubbing against your legs, a slightly musty floral smell about the very most 'friendly' ones
> Going home alone until Femanon works out her shit is really burning through lube and tissues
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>>13365833
she probably went door to door begging for those
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>>13365846
>Then MY showed up to yell at AJ
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>>13365850
WHY DOES MY FILTER FOR THIS GUY NOT WORK
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>>13365856
For a second I thought you were going to say eating a steak while sex with punch horse and that sounded great
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>>13365863
>MY

Sheeeit meant MT
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>>13365785
Who the fuck care about that? Some of you take this shit too seriously. No one's gonna judge you. And if they do, what of it? It's not like they can do anything about it. Shit, look at Mewball. He always posts lyra shit, yet no one minds. Do you really think that people will mind you?
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>>13365816
>just percentage
>no concrete numbers
Means absolute shit. We don't know how much their usual number of viewers are at that time so the increase means nothing.
At least Season finales gave us the exact numbers when ratings were posted and compared them to other cartoon channels.

Call me when they post something that isn't cheap tactic to seem they hit the jackpot.
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>>13365825

Maybe I should

give her a hand

or a tongue
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>>13365874
NIGGER HAS A MAGIC RING!
PUTS IT ON AND POOF
NIGGA JUST VANISHES!
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>>13365862
Aww. I couldn't help but vote for her.
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>>13365837

I dont say being on /co/ was better. I just dont pay attention to /mlp/.
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That was fun, MLPG. Thanks for giving me a hand.

It really helps me write other things if I get in the habit of doing little stories like that at least once every day or two.
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>>13365837
People don't want to go back to /co/, they want to go back in time to an era where /mlp/ didn't exist, liking ponies was novel and bronies weren't everywhere.

Either way, it isn't happening.
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>>13365763
pffthahaha, thanks, i love it
im looking forward to the rest of the alicorn amulet story
do you have a fimfiction account or other such place where you have stored your stories?
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>>13365587
that was a fun little fad
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>>13365853

not him, but I like your stuff too
just shrink your eyes on your humans a bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6-bCgRmcko&t=2m38s
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>>13365849
>Take PunchHorse out to dinner
>Tell her it's some really fancy place
>She gets all a flustered and dresses up
>Actually looks nice in a dress
>Take a taxi carriage to the place
>Arrive, hardly able to contain sides
>It's a French resturant (Or Prench I guess because horse puns)
>They serve nothing but frogs
>FightHorse shrieks and runs out upon seeing the menu
>Go after her, tell her it was just a joke
>The bruised ribs were worth it
>Go out and have dinner at the local diner, your treat, to make it up to her

>>13365856
Violent
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>>13365874
/\bWhy so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterot?\b/

there you go champ
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>>13365900
Do come back some time
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>>13365900
Glad you wrote a story man. We really need more writefags
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>>13365862
God damn it it's impossible to resist that face. My wallet is out.
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>you will never sit with AJ on her porch watching the rain fall on the orchard
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>>13365898
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT ARE THE REASON WE'RE IN THIS SITUATION
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this thread is too words.

it needs to be more horse
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>>13365820

>a cloth-bound hoof collides solidly with your cheek, sending you sprawling to the mat

>through your ears ringing you faintly hear the cappuccino colored pony standing over you speaking, her Veneightian accent making her admonishments seem almost musical

>"Whatta ya doin'? Keep you hooves up! You gonna put you face out like that, The other guy, he gonna punch it!"
>"Now, get youself up - we gotta lotta training to do! Andiamo!"
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>>13365916
Controlled violence that allows Punchhorse to orgasm
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>implying this text isn't green
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>>13365925
You nicknamed your dick wallet?
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>>13365928
Can we be drinking and smoking pipes with apple tobacco?
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>>13365931
BUT PANK, IT'S HORSE WORDS
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>>13365374
The only thing I want in life is to stop hating myself. No matter what knowledge I've learned, what experiences I've lived, what I create, or who I talk to, it never stops. Even at the height of happiness or bliss, it's still there. It's become such a part of myself for so long that it made me have no childhood and has taken away years of life. Wanting to kill yourself when you are under ten years old is something no person should have to go through. Worse yet is that nobody knew what to do with me, parents, teachers, even a therapist, so I just floated in life with a low mood. Years later I was diagnosed with dysthymia. I've tried the military, college, love, art, therapy, anti-depressants, hedonism, existentialism, religions, atheism, nothingness, but no matter what, I can't stop hating myself. I've been through several suicidal episodes but now I don't even want to die. It's a false answer. I'm going to anyway so I might as well keep trying, I have nothing to lose. I'm tired. Such a simple thing and I can't have it. There is something wrong with me or something I am missing and I can't find it. Worse is that I can't ignore it. Every single day I feel broken, damaged, sub par, incompetent, and just plain stupid. I feel bad that this thing is causing me to feel sorry for myself and taking away my life and hindering my ability to serve some purpose. Even socializing makes me feel like nobody has value in me because I don't have it in myself.
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>>13365900
thanks, looking forward to next time
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>>13365943
It just saved time when dealing with Rarity
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>>13365942
>implying it is
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>>13365944
Sure why not? Its your fantasy. Since it will never be real.
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>>13365906
I'm thinking about doing a proper paste bin account so that I can at least keep track of everything I write for you guys.

I do have a Fimfiction account however I want to leave that as a separate thing. But if you really want me to upload my things to it, I suppose I could.
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>>13365374
I feel sad about seeing people on my skype list that never talk to me after I added them/they added me, or when they just talk to me for stuff or are really cold talking, so I end up removing them.

It makes me feel better
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>>13365941
I guess she must really like fisting
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>>13365962
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>>13365945
we're already at bump limit
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>>13365853
see >>13365880

Being all "integrity is important" is absolutely retarded when you post in a fucking thread about a show for little girls. Just take it as a joke, post whatever the fuck you want, and people will love you still. Again, look at Tex or Mewball. They're irritating as fuck, yet no one cares other than some anons posting meaningless shit.
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>>13365825
>you try to keep your focus on your mare date
>soon enough you've got her bent over, rutting her with wild abandon as she squeals and bites the sheets
>but whenever you look up, you can see femanon sucking off that stallion, her backside facing you with her ass lifted into the air as though begging you to ditch that pony and let her have a turn
>you even could swear you saw her take a peek back at you out of the corner of her eye at some point
>you tear your eyes away from the sight and gaze down at the mare laid out before you
>but you find that whenever you close your eyes, it's not the mare who you see writhing under you
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>>13365968
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>>13365971
I'm sorry if I ever made you feel bad about that, it's never intentional.
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>>13365551
Pony is blocking the exit~
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>>13365965
just wondering cause i liked this and the stuff youve posted for the sweetie alicorn amulet so far, so i wanted to see if you had other stuff to read
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>>13365977
Oh Rara-sama
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>>13365952
damn, maybe you should just get it over with and kill yourself
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>>13366007
Put pony in a choke hold.
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>over 500 posts
>under 100 pictures
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>>13366007
Block her exit
If you know what I mean
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>>13365883
You can bet the Neilson ratings are <0.3 most of the time.
The Hub will probably never be healthy.
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>>13366014
UNF
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>>13365975
Donkey Punching, actually.
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>>13366018
Seems like my derail worked perfectly~
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>>13366018
Needs more butts.
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>>13366008
I do have other pony fiction, but I'm hesitant to post it.

It's been a while since I've been an active writer here and I don't want my past image to affect my present work.
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>>13366019
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>>13365971
i hope im not one of them
sorry if i am
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>>13365374
I sometimes worry I don't have the constitution to keep writing. I want to do 1000/words a day but lately I've been taking days off for no good reason.
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>>13366014
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why is it purple?!
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>>13366014
I will steal your body Sasuke-kun~
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>>13365853
i can understand that, but i suck so its understandable to expect people to just be lying to make you feel good, you are actually able to draw
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>>13366018
What's your point?
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>>13366018
Need pictures?

POST BEST PONY!
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>>13366031
>Constantly loses fights with Donkey opponents because it arouses her to where she can't focus
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>>13366014
That's hot.
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>>13366034
I try not to ironically shitpost, but you're really making me want to post an "xD"
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nanaki
nanaki
nanaki
https://e621.net/post/show/374107/2013-black_and_white-book-cape-dialog-dickgirl-eng
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>>13366003
It does make me feel bad, but I guess it can't be helped
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Is Applejack a generous lover?
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You do realize that because of Equestria Girls, the fan-fic gloves are off now?
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>>13366058
Why would you post such a ______LIAR_________
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>>13365971
I'm really shitty at 1 on 1 convos. Get me into a group, tho, and I talk my ass off.
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>>13366036
well, if you want you could send me an email, i would like to check it out
if not, thats understandable, and i will look forward to your future endevors
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>>13366018
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>>13366025
Thing is that the Hub has brought profit to Hasbro every year which is quite an accomplishment for a new TV channel.

But thing is that compare that with the news about the show premiere/finale.

Those news give numbers and compare them to other channels.

Hell when S3 started the raiting for the premier were incredible. In some age groups they surpassed Cartoon Network. And in most age groups it surpassed almost all other Cartoon Channels.

That was actually an accomplishment and had the numbers to back it up. Here it's just random percentages all over the place that have no meaning at all without some other data.
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I plan on streaming a double feature tonight, anyone interested/available?
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>>13365825
> Your fingers dance inside the wet grasping sluice of the mare
> She is absolutely writhing, "I- I never h-had anything his hard his loooNNNGGG," throat clicking in a throaty rasp as you work the second knuckle in her clitoral cuff
> She seizes, kicks, squirts - a second orgasm. You can swear you feel a third building already
> You are absolutely rock hard. Looking over to Femaon rolling her palm over her stallion's length and slowly hard-gripping the tip - You are already absolutely drunk with lust. The musty smell of your mare and the salty splatter on your throbbing cock is incense.
> You and Femanon lock gaze. You NEED this, you CRAVE this, her arousal riding your own as you reach down to guide your manhood.
>>
ENOUGH SPOILERS
THERE ISN'T EVEN ANYTHING TO SPOIL
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>>13366078

PEOPLE THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY FETISH AND HYPER, USE THIS AS AN EXAMPLE

I UNF TO THIS JUST AS MUCH AS I DO TO THIS VERSION
https://derpibooru.org/419984
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>>13365884
>Your mare is squirming under your touch
>You always like to keep going for a few seconds after they've cum just to tease them
>She pushes you away with a hoof
>"My turn~"
>She spins you around and makes you lie with your back on the bed
>She starts teasing your cock with her long tongue
>The stallion and femanon are still making out
>While femanon's eyes are closed you jab the stallion in the sides
>You point down at femanon and make a stern expression
>He begins to line up his cock
>You give him an almighty jab in the sides and the most fierce expression you can muster
>He finally gets it and goes down on femanon

>You lie back on the bed with your arms outstretched enjoying your mares talent
>You femanon's hand
>She just holds yours
>She likes that she's got someone familiar in this strange world
>>13366014
UNF
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>>13366121

which movies?
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>>13366121
No we're all too busy talking about how much we hate people that give us free drawings.
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>>13366097
BOTH OF THOSE FLUTTERSHYS ARE CRAP
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>>13366097
Ponyshy.
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>>13366099
She's not a liar, anon. She just wants cuddles.
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>>13366041
pls dont give up, the more writers the better
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>>13366082
Other than that, you're ok, I hope? It's always such a shame to have let people down like that.
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>>13366125
Eren was the titan all along
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>>13366144
>SmutAnon
>She's not a liar

QUICK, GANG! WE'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS NEW INFORMATION INTO CONSIDERATION!
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>>13366125
DUMBLEDORE DIES
SO DO THE GOOD GINGERS
HARRY FUCKS GINNY
KING CANDY IS TURBO
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>>13365599
It's simple really

Pander the fuck out of everyone in the thread

Constantly post with your name, maybe get a gimmick or something.

Post the same pictures of your favorite pony everytime you post.
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>>13366121
which movies?
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>>13366151
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
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>>13366160
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>>13366103
Sent
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>>13366121
What are we watching?
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>>13366129
>>13366078
>Implying this isn't the best version
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/5/419724.png
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>>13366125
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time
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why dont you guys delete the threads at the end so you can reuse your reaction images?
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>>13366121
So long as it is over by the time Mewball is streaming Whose Line Is It Anyway.
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>>13366135
>holding hands with femanon while you're each being pleasured by a pony
that's
strangely unf and heartwarming at the same time
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>>13366175
>;)
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>>13366121
You should stram yourself playong a scary vidya sometime.
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>>13365987

Tex is the only one of the two just does his own thing and gives zero fucks who likes it or not. You can't find that irritating.

Mewball does with his art what insecure women do with self-portraits when they call themselves ugly and fat to get a few free compliments.
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>>13366136
>>13366164
>>13366176
Tremors and Tremors: Aftershocks
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>>13364653

Can't umf those Equestrian Aliens.
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>>13365825
>>13365989
>>13366123
>>13366135
I could say unf
But that does not describe the alacrity of my sudden and profound arousal
I want this so badly I can taste it and smell the rising body heat and fluids splashing the covers.
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>>13366173
the joke is that everybody knows, Dash

don't make that blank expression at me, it's you who is wrong here
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>>13366071
Like I've said before, this is the best way to browse MLPG these days.
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>>13366012
Tried that, it was boring.
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>>13366180
What if we all were ponies the whole time
except for mewball of course
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>>13366198
I FUCKING LOVE TREMORS
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>>13366198
Eh, no thanks.
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>>13366181
Why didn't they just use the eagles?
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>>13366203
What if Dash never got jokes unless they were Popsicle stick simple?
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>>13366181
We don't use them often enough.
That's just an all around dumb idea anyway.
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>>13366078
best version right here. i will fight to the death anyone who says otherwide.
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>>13366198
I'll pass.
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>>13366148
Yeah, after leaving a lot of convos I felt a lot better, but still it kinda hurts you know?

Can't be friends with everyone I guess
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Mewball

now draw your swoleanon being the big spoon for your mewanon
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>>13365825
>>13365989
>>13366123
>>13366135

>move non sexual greentext into sexual territory

Typical.
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>>13365599
>>13365853
I just draw what I want, if it gets praise or note is a plus but I just draw what I like.
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>>13366076
I like it, but I hate that I like it.
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>>13366207

I am now Lyra, I wiggle my ass in front of mewball but never let him touch.
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>>13366239

if it's typical then why are you bitching
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>>13366239
> nonsexual greentext can't be nonsexual again, evaaaar
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>>13366198
Also streaming
Poor Little Grey Pegasus 3
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>>13366232
>swoleANON
>not swolePONE
DYEP?
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>>13366017
You go to prison~
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>>13366239
>Started off with Femanon being your wingman
WHERE ELSE WAS IT GOING TO GO?
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>>13366249
but we have so little nonsexual greentext by comparison
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>over 600 posts
>under 100 pictures
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>>13366144
>see thumbnail
>thought she was leaking
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>>13365987

>Being all "integrity is important" is absolutely retarded when you post in a fucking thread about a show for little girls.

Them's the breaks. I'd prefer to be known for my work than for stirring up drama and attentionwhoring. In fact, this has gone a bit far in that regard.


I'm going to draw more Silver Spoon or something.
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>>13365276

Well, that took longer then expected.
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>>13366246
I'll be Fluttershy
Nowhere to go but up that way
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>>13366268
KEEP IT CUTE AND SILLY YOU ULTRA NIGGER
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>>13366271
>Caring
Thread is good
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>>13366266
I shank a zebra to assert dominance.
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>>13366217

It'd be kinda cute watching Dash try and keep up with high-society humor with Rarity.

Like everyone is done laughing and they look at Dash, who quickly looks up from her hooves and lets out a little chuckle. Rarity facepalms.
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>>13366281
I like it
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>>13366293
That would make a great episode
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>>13366284
>RUMORS ABOUT YOU BEING A GOD IN THE SACK
>CUTE AND SILLY
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There needs to be more gifs of ponies belly slapping.

Futas too.
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>>13366271
You're right, we're going to fall off the board at this rate.

Post that pony reaction picture you saved but you never have the opportunity to post it
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>>13366291
They deem you a hazard and put you in isolation~
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>>13366282
a fool can only move forward
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>>13366305
IT'S NOT DIFFICULT, ANON
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>>13366252
Thats not a real movie
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>>13366311
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>tfw writing greentext
>tfw multiple people jump in
>tfw already writing a response
>tfw multiple branches
THIS IS TOO HARD NOW
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>>13366278
I like you.
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>>13366320
technically I said upward
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>>13366230
I understand. I just kind of feel bad that I accidentally make people feel bad since I don't start conversations too often. Hang in there, though, I don't think anyone ever means to do that.
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>>13366198
post the link you hyper jew
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>>13366315
I shit my pants.
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>>13366315

>suicide
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>>13366293
I picture that and I can't help but think
>Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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>>13366315
I got put on involuntary psychiatric hold once, it's really fucking boring. There's nothing to do but sleep all day, so I used to ask them for sleep meds, then save up the trazodone and sleep all day.
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>>13366342
you can just branch from wherever you want man, you don't even have to include other people's tangents if you don't want to
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>>13366311
Okay
Please don't let us fall off dooks.
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>>13366356
>>13366211
5 minutes. Setting it up.
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>>13366278
And do you really think that people know Mewball for his work, and not for his constant and annoying Lyra posting? Again, the best way to get popular and known is if you post with your name, and draw/talk about contributors with other contributors, maybe thrown in a pony or 2, and boom, instant popularity.

Just stop taking this place so damn seriously.
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>>13366271
Remember when /co/ used to accuse us of just being an image dump and cycling threads too fast?

Hahah, good times
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>>13366370
>you don't even have to include other people's tangents if you don't want to

Y-you don't? You mean you can actually ignore people?
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>>13366278
I draw what I like and what gets my interest. It just depends. I like your drawing.
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Poor celestia, you just cant win when people see you as a god.
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>>13366311

Look at Sweetie's face.

LOOK AT THAT FACE.
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>>13366351
moving forward in the corporate world
moving up the corporate ladder
both mean the same thing
capiche?
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>>13366239
> Some days when schedules align you go out shopping in Canterlot with Femanon.
> It's nice to see the sights, take in the museums, catch up with an acquaintance or two
> At some point you make the mistake of hitting up Jewelry Row
> Every last person is convinced you're married and looking for a little something
> After a delicate correction, they begin assuming you're there for engagement bands
> They are absolutely fever-pitch at the prospect of setting such a small ring for both of you! To think of what those jewel-setters in Griffon would think! The showmanship! The artistry! The commission!
> You only escape the greater part of the Jeweller's guild though flat-footed running to the Aeroport
> On the Zepplin you make a pact to never go shopping together again
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>>13366373
>image macro
literally the worst kind of reaction image
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>>13366311
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>>13366401
The face of a rape victim.
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>>13366175
looking forward to the next chapter in the alicorn amulet sweetie story
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>>13366403
Yeah but ponies aren't corporate
I don;t think so anyways
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>>13366366
asking for meds
shigger digger doo
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>>13366386
Well yeah, no one really gets their feelings hurt.
Well okay they do
But you can ignore THAT too
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>>13366342
I remember once I was actually both branches to a greentext story. That was shortlived.
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>>13366408
There are times when they work.
It's just, really rare.
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>>13366342
is... is fanfiction back?

>smutanon writing mini and full quests
>chistery actually finishing a cute story
>ded horses filling with fics (more often)
>cute greentexts being run in live horse

I like this.
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>>13366420

Stuff like this maintains my headcanon that A unicorn's magic is more often than not the same color as their eyes.
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>>13366380
I found this place because of mewball's work
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>>13366436
Big Mac has really dextrous back hooves
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>>13366427
I've been on 3 at the same time in one point. Shit was crazy and hard seeing as I was fapping at the same time to all 3.
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>>13366311
I mean serisouly, when would I eve ruse this?

Saging the general is both dumb and pointless. I don't use /mlp/ because I didn't hit my head. And I can't use pony anywhere else
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>>13366439
LOVE IS BACK
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>>13366439
>chistery actually finishing a cute story
It's not, but I really wanted to stop for the night after Twilight reveals her anniversary present to Anon.
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>>13366454
Indeed.
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>>13366401
The face of a retard
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>>13366278
I don't comment on your art a lot lately because I'm not really a fan of girls cosplaying to evoke ponies. I don't want you to stop drawing, and I do think your craft's improving, I just tend to only respond to subjects I do like.
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>>13366458
I use it jokingly sometimes
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>>13366436
That tumblr is the only thing I've ever enjoyed from you. No offense.
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>>13366433

How the fuck do paper cuts get so deep

swear to god I had one down to bone once
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>>13366420
I should be starting on that sometime this weekend.

As soon as I've figured out what all Sweetie Belle is actually going to do to Diamond Tiara and how quickly it escalates.

One thing I want to be sure to try and emphasize is that Silver Spoon is not as mean as DT, mostly just following along with her so that she can be cool be association. I think I hinted at that in the first part.
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>>13366439
It is glorious, I know

>>13366436
What ever happened to that tumblr anyways?
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>>13366476
Oh, I actually didn't know that follow up picture existed
well then
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>>13366476
H.. hello.
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>>13366422
at this point we are only just saying things
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Are you ready?

For STALLION SATURDAY?
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>>13366502
I'll say your things if you know what I mean.
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>>13366439
Reverse psychology works, bitches.
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>>13366502
you're right, so which pony are you going to be when we all get converted?
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>>13366508
Its Friday morning

Wouldn't this be like.....filly day or something stupid like that?
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>>13366502
umm...
apples?
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>>13366492
Deleted. For now.
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>>13366525
Fill Me Friday
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>>13366525
FILLY FRIDAY
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>>13365952
fill your heart with hatred anon.
It must be this way.
One day you will understand why.
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>>13366537
>AJ's face when asked where the apples went
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>>13366513
no
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>>13366522
Fanfiction hateanon, if this was your goal

I almost wish to pardon you
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>>13366484
fresh paper is sharp as fuck
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>>13366355
I have this feeling you already know who I am

Thanks though, ponying and vidya distracts me from being sad anyways
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http://i.imgur.com/RJXFdFB.jpg
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>>13366538
Aww, that's a shame. I really enjoyed it.
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>>13366538
a shame
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>>13366554
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>>13366565
>that bikini

10/10
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>>13366565
I don't like the vulva gap, but her bravado and the teeny g-string pony-model bra is adorable.
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>>13366524
If i had to be one, I'd be the Fluttershy. Her life is the least confusing
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>>13366552
Yes
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>>13366565
>small teats

Now we're talkin
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>>13366551
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Please stop eating Tex's shit.
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>>13366560
I don't, I'm bad at picking up hints but that doesn't make me want you to be well any less.
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>>13366487
> emphasize is that Silver Spoon is not as mean as DT, mostly just following along with her so that she can be cool be association. I think I hinted at that in the first part
that was clear in the first part, just make sure not to over emphasize it, while SS is not as mean as DT she is still willing to do those things to be popular
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>>13366583
But I already picked her
That's how this mess started anon
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>>13366590
But it tastes like apples...
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>>13366522
>it was a clever scheme all along
I'm sorry I ever doubted you you suave son of a bitch
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>>13366610
Why does it taste like apples?
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>>13366600
That's the plan, glad that came across in the first part.
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>>13366538
>For now.
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>>13366589
Is AJ facing away from us, and those 2 ots on her are her butthole/vagoo?
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>still no DILF hunter Silver Spoon

fuck
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>>13366135
>the mare has vigor, you have to admit
>but even she can only last so long, being so unaccustomed to being with a partner who can fuck for more than a minute or so
>and the stallion...well, once the actual penetration starts, he lasts about as long as you'd expect
>before long both of your equine companions are down for the count and sleeping soundly
>you lay on your back and look up at the ceiling, basking in the post-coitus glow
>you feel the mattress shifting under you, and see a shadow loom over you
>it's femanon, crawling onto you bare and breathing softly
>you open your mouth, but the words are caught in your throat as she covers your lips with hers
>her hands hold your head in place as she kisses you, straddling you with her bare body, your shaft nestled between her silky thighs
>as the initial shock starts to wear off, you find one hand wandering to the back of her head to run your fingers through the locks of her hair, the other coming to rest on the small of her back
>you can feel yourself hardening against her soft skin
>...eh, what the hell
>you figure you can handle just one more
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>>13366584
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>>13366628
AJ!
SHE'S WILLIN'!
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>>13366135
>Your mare looks up at you with half-lidded eyes
>She sees you holding hands with Femanon
>She isn't jealous
>Everyone knows you're Femanon's. You both just haven't realised it
>And it's not like it means you can't have fun with the natives. You both spent too long fantasising about it on Earth not to

>Your mare is back in the mood for some loving
>She slowly climbs over the top of you, kissing you passionately when your heads line up
>Then going further and planting her rear on your face
>You expected her to 69 with you and were surprised when you didn't feel her on your cock

>At least until you heard a muffled gasp and moan from Femanon
>And her hand tighten around yours
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>>13366649
Sweetie Belle, what do you think about Scootaloo?
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>>13366614
Because AJ shoves em in there all the time.

Poor (lucky) Tex
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>>13366577
now I'm confused
>>
WanderJack OTP
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>>13366628
pony looks at you like this
what do
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>>13366603
Let's move up the corporate ladder together
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>>13366667
why are there so many apples
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>>13366671
unf unf anal vore
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>>13366667
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>>13366667
2 apple 4 me.
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>>13366638
Eh. I only like it if it's subtle. That one time we did was fine since it didn't escalate that much. But anything else would be too squick for me.
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>>13366667
>moon runes

Are these fuji apples?
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>>13366659
Wander pls
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>>13366698
>girls liking older guys
>squick

What?

Seriously, what?
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>>13366661
this makes me happy
hand-holding is my fetish
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>>13366439
>a cute story
I don't know about cute
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I think I know where this is going
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>>13366735
what about hoofholding?
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>>13366745
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>>13366729

Not that anon, but I can see where he's going - the idea of a girl being infatuated with her best friend's father makes it a bit more complicated than "girls liking older guys."
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>>13366745
I know where it isn't going
TO HER PARENTS
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>>13366661
>twue wuv
>hand holding
>absolutely raunchy interspecies group sex
every single part of this this is pushing EVERY SINGLE KIND OF BUTTON I HAVE.
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>>13366768
I still don't see the "squick factor"
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>>13366761

>reformed Discord
>"He'll be more of an unreliable ally than a straight-out good guy"

>tfw we'll never see Discord ever again because Meghan has no idea what to do with any character other than Twilight
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>>13366743
oh wow

that's a right and proper feel
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>>13366791
SWEETIE STOP SAYING NO
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>>13366791
You can't say no to everything
how about a delicious eclair?
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Shaka boom boom!
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So is it just 4chan's servers being slow as shit?
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>>13366790
>true love
Whether or not you ever settle down as boyfriend or girlfriend it seems pretty clear you're meant to be closer. The locals can see it plain as the ugly nose on your face.
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>>13366790
me too
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>>13366787
>that flag
Caballo me haces sentir orgullo ;_;
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>>13366813
No, it's just you.
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>>13366805
Delancie has pretty much confirmed that he shows up in S4
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>>13366805
Oh come on, that is not true

She has no idea what to do with TWilight, either!
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>>13366820
Campeon de king of fighter 2013.
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MLPG i need your help, does anyone have a link for good resources for learning to art? I have a bunch of loomis refs from ic, but i assume other people would be good too
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>>13366827
With a song
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>everyone complains when I do thing
>other artist does thing
>everyone likes it

i hope i die
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>>13366820
That was from last year's amazing KOF EVO finals. Mexico lost, but god what a match. Made 2012 EVO worth it.
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>>13366842
fuck sorry
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>>13366816
What about a household of four
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>>13366827
>>13366841
>it's a parody of breaking bad
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>>13366844
Can't please everybody.
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>>13366834
>>13366805

Meghan McCarthy seems to have dedicated herself to ending every possible character arc as abrubtly and gracelessly as she possibly can.
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>>13366807
I'm not sure what to think about stories for the purpose of FEELS.
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>>13366745
somewhere delicious I hope!
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>>13366864
I loved his role in S2

I have got to find a copy of S3
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Rarity dreams of cocks
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>>13366844
I saw those creepy things for sale
fucking like 400 vendor tables and not one with decent plushies
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>>13366808
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>>13366865
Got to please yourself.
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>>13366837
98>2002>XIII

Mostly because I haven't played XIII


>>13366859
I wish I was good at fighting vidya
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>>13366862
It's doubtful it'll be these two, it's just a fling. You might have your paramours who understand the special bond you have as the only Humans in Equestria.
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>>13366884
?
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>>13366892
Stop resisting

it only makes your honey cunny taste much much sweeter
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>>13366884
i dream of rarity's cock
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>>13366743
>>13366807
>>13366872
I like the story but I don't see how it's FEELS
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>>13366839
did you read /ic/'s sticky? it's actually not bad.
Fun With a Pencil is a pretty good starting book, and i'm not just loomisdroning. The most important thing is to just start drawing everyday at this point though.
good luck m8
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>>13366892
SAY NO IF YOU MEAN YES
DOES RARITY LOVE ME?
NO RESPONSE ALSO MEANS YEAS
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>>13366892
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3wKULMllZw
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>>13366898
No me gustan los juegos de pelea.
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>>13366864
>tfw he tried to kill himself
I really like how they just mention it on the radio. It really made it shocking and truly unexpected.
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>>13366844
do they hate that you do thing or not do thing well
if they hate you do thing, then fuck them
if they hate you dont do thing well, then learn to do thing well, then if they still hat it fuck them
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>>13366892
Will you ever work up the courage to ask Spike out on a date?
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>>13366926
De Lancie did?
why/when?
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>>13366839
I have this
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/isi7dkv62ohd4b8/ZjvV-yjXHk
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>Applebloom, it's just a stab wound, why the look of uncertainty and terror in your eyes?
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>>13366906
I just realized Pinkie actually is dressed as a cock

She has the grown and everything
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>>13366915
Spike pls
pls
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>>13366921
BURT IS BEST BURT

BURT/BURT
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>>13366938
The character he portrays
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>hey anon!
>go check inside your bathroom
>just do it
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>>13366938
No, his character in BB.
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>>13366909
It's probably really clean
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>>13366965
>massive fuckin nasty ass turd
>but its shaped as a heart
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>>13366965
It looks normal.
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>>13366940
>>13366914
alright, h-here i go
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>>13366965
It's as squeaky clean as I left if 5 minutes ago
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>>13366899
Doesn't mean you won't find the special ones someday.
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>>13366965
All right, but you'd better not have done anything with my toothpaste again!
>laugh track
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https://i.minus.com/izyuqbwYKNQEG.gif
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>>13366982
>is it?
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>>13366909
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>have work i need to finish in a limited amount of time
>accidentally started playing cookie clicker

oh my god fuck help

the man who created this is literally fucking evil
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>>13366996
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w
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>>13366920
>>13366915
>>13366908
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>>13367023
it's actually kind of bothering me that Sweetie is still saying no
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>>13367004
I just checked under, in and around the sink, shower, tub, and toilet

still imaculate
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>>13367023
YES
SUCK IT SPIKE
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I'm going to get married to Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!
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>>13367004
wait a min, did you shit in my sink
why would you shit in my sink pinkie?
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>>13367016
And the dungeons are coming soon
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>>13367007
As long as they're feminine cocks and the balls don't touch.
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>>13367052
It's pinkie's stinky sinky.
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>>13367042
>where the fuck did they go
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>>13366965
>pinkie just upper decked you
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>>13366555
It hurts worse when you use dull paper.
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>>13367070
Pinkie, what did you do?
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>>13367050
Well I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13367065
>not gay if the balls don't touch
I haven't seen that in a long time
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>>13366910
It's a long time coming in the story, but it has a high-yield feel.
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>>13367085
But I'm already married to Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13367016
the draw will only last a day or two
>>13367059
oh, nevermind, they're introducing dungeons, you're fucked
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>>13367085
>>13367090
Why would you marry an inanimate object
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>>13367089
No, I mean, I like it and all, but it's just an actual proper story with a build-up, it's not FEELS.
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>>13367070
Oh you remembered to feed my tarantula!
Thank you Pinkie you are very kind!
I forgot all about Charlotte.
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>>13367106
Silly anon, pony isn't inanimate.
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>>13366973
I think I just woke up the fukkin neighbors Imlaughed somhard
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>visiting religious grandma
>christian talk show on radio in the background
>they are talking about how wearing womens clothes is a sin
>i get super nervous all of a sudden
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>>13367120
Twilight is.
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>>13367105
>the draw will only last a day or two

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

THAT'S ALL THE TIME I HAVE
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>>13367131
>trapburn
muh fetish
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>>13367131
mlp stallions cheat in that regard though because with the exception of the Big Mac model they all look girly anyways
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>>13367131
D'YOU HAVE ANYTHIN' TO HIDE, ANON?!
D'YA?
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>>13367131
Are they for pants?

Can pony wear the pants.
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>>13367137
She doesn't look very inanimate to me.
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>>13367151
Like metaphorically in the relationship?
Not on my watch
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>>13367103
Mail pony Derpy is the only fanon I want to see canon in the show.
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>>13367151
No tex, pony wears the saddle.
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>>13367105
And have you seen the dungeons? Holy shit man. He's going for overkill

>Halloween Grandmapocolypse special update
Doom
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>>13367109
There's not that much structural difference between a tear-jerker and > tfw, just the word count.
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>>13366643
>she moans softly into your ear as you enter her
>your hands come to rest on her thighs, letting her move at her own pace
>unlike the fierce rutting that had been dominating the bedroom all evening, this time the rhythm is slow and steady
>gentle
>tender, even
>just her body slowly rocking against yours, her quiet moans and the shifting of bedsheets barely breaking the otherwise peaceful silence
>your hands wander over her legs and back and run through her hair, exploring her body in the darkness
>her hand finds yours
>your fingers entwine with hers
>she kisses you
>you kiss back
>her body trembles as she cums
>you can hear her sigh in bliss as you cum too, pouring yourself into her
>her body comes to rest over yours, her breasts pressing against your chest
>you wrap your arms around her and hold her close to you
>through it all, only a single word is spoken
>a quiet whisper, murmured in your ear as she drifts off to sleep in your arms
>"Thanks..."
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>>13367131
i can unf to this
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>>13366638
>>13366698

>Filthy Rich takes the girls to a Nightmare Night event at Sweet Apple Acres
>Diamond Tiara spends pretty much the whole night complaining about how lame it all is and can they go somewhere else, PLEASE?
>I mean, come on, Apple-Bobbing?
>But Filthy has none of it - the Apples have done a lot for their family, and it wouldn't be proper to pass this over.

>Silver Spoon tries bobbing for apples
>misjudges the depth of the water barrel and ends up literally soaking her head, as well as losing her glasses

>"Well, that's not good - hang on a second..."
>Filthy Rich rolls up his sleeve and feels around in the water until he finds them, gently perching them on her nose again after he dries them off.
>"There we go - a little damp, but no harm done!"
>"T-thanks, Mr. Rich...!"
>"Think nothing of it, Miss Silver."
>He smiles warmly, smoothing a few stray locks of hair back into place for her.
>For the rest of the night, Silver Spoon's cheeks are slightly pinker than usual.
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>>13367151
Pony can wear the pants, but they'll need help.
It's fun.
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>>13367131
>They are wearing socks of their favorite ponies.
>Brae is wearing dash.
>Caramel is wearing Cheerilee.
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>>13367168
That scene made me feel really sad, also why not screencap the DVD rip?
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>>13367162
Only an inanimate object could have as much personality as Twilight does.
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>>13367176
But who's riding them?
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>>13367187
How come you haven't drawn mew anon being forced to wear a skirt by Lyra
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>>13367016
I feel like I'm the only one here who just doesn't give a fuck about this cookie shit.
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>>13367050
rediv please
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>>13367190
I appreciate that this can be 'puppy love,' not some rocketship to "fucking daddy"-town.
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>>13367206
That really is a question for the ages
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>>13367207
because mewanon is not for sexual
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>>13367131
fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwBgVOZiHN8
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>>13367187
How come you haven't drawn mew anon being forced to repeatedly cuddlesex with lyra for hours on end?
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>>13367206
Other ponies
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>tfw eating ponuts
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>>13367212
Na I don't, and I'm sure there are others who just don't say anything.
Probably
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>>13367177
oh jeez
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>>13367168
I always feel like his fingertips are missing and it makes me uncomfortable.
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>>13367142
What game is this?
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>865 replies
>154 images
>Page 4
>0 ponies

We are doom.
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>>13366661
>>13366790
>>13366819
>>13366735

>Even with a facefull of mare butt you can tell how far along Femanon is
>You give the stallion another jab in the side and a thumbs up
>You can't tell if he's taken your advice
>Until you hear the muffled scream that is
>You can hear your mare giggle into Femanon's lips

>You push a little on your mares butt, signalling for get up off you
>You feel like you're playing Twister as you try and position yourself behind her without losing Femanon's grip or interrupting their kissing
>You plant your hand on your mares side and Femanon's hand rests atop yours
>She pulls the mare in closer to her, her other hand running through her hair

>The passion of the scene turns you on no end
>You're lucky that your mare is so close for a second time
>And from the way that Femanon is bucking her hips you're certain she's about to cum for the first time from a stallion

>One thrust and you get another squeal
>Now it's Femanon's turn to giggle
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>>13367223
putting on a skirt isn't really any more sexual than the other things he's done with lyra
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>>13367223
how about a centaur mewanon?

please?
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>>13367033
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>>13367246
YOU BREAK-A YOU MOTHER'S HEART PINKIE
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>>13367190
This is really sweet, and I like it. Maybe even drawn.
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>>13367169
I like this one.
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>>13367262
>a centaur

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
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>>13367205
But anon, an inanimate object doesn't have personality.
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>you will never feel a stallion stuff your swollen marecunt full of his throbbing length
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>>13367286
Exactly.
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I wanted to name my new wifi something really subtly pony
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>>13367219

I've noticed some of the best greentexts are the ones that can be interpreted multiple ways.
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>>13367225
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>>13367281
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>>13367253
>>And from the way that Femanon is bucking her hips you're certain she's about to cum for the first time from a stallion

I'm gonna need three hands for this
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>>13367271
fucking Fluttershy
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>>13367168
Here you go.
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>>13367305
Hesh?
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>>13367186
>>13367253
I hope someone is capping all of this
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>>13367219
That doesn't mean that SS doesn't shlick to him every now and then.
She just knows her limits, and that nothign will ever come out of it.
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>>13367301
No, fuck you. It's not sexual, you fucking jackanape.
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>>13367298
Are you saying Twilight doesn't have a personality?
That's not a very nice thing to say anon.
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>>13367296
>you will never be a stalion filling a marecunt with another mare
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>want to fap
>do 30 pull ups, 50 push ups, 25 squats

now I can fap without guilt, right after these last 25 squats

pic related, why aren't you working out for your waifu?
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>>13367089
dammit, is there a full pastebin of this somewhere? I feel like I'm reading it out of order and/or incompletely
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>>13367300
apples
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>>13367319
Yes, I am saying exactly that.
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my fucking sides

http://item.liveleak.com/2/view?i=350_1378092650

this is great
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>>13367314
All the different branches? This is going like three ways at least.
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>>13367323
How much are you squatting and how low?
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>>13367131
Fags
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>>13367072
What's an upper deck?
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>>13367324
No, no pastebin until Chistery finishes.
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>>13367319
The truth hurts anon.
Twilight Sparkle is a shitty pony.
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>>13367323
I really should start working out more.
>not working out for yourself and yourself alone
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>>13367323
>30 pull ups
That's pretty impressive
Now do 10 more chin ups
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>>13367341
sad sack dong when?
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>>13367340

Please nigga I don't have access to weights, I'm doing >bodyweight squats ATG

it still burns
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>>13367271
Rose is that you?
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>>13367338
So use arrows.
I thought there were only two branches.
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>>13366839
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
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sleep == 0 pone
staying up to post in MLPG, also == 0 pone
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>>13367305
Why do you remind me of Changeling Bro?
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>>>>13367353
Better be doing squat thrusts then faggot. And I want to see proper form.
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>>13367300
Blue x Yellow
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>>13367301
Those are the tops. I'm mortified I basically turned MLPG's composite Anon into "Rick, the Librarian Guy"

But at some point you have to fill in the blanks


>>13367324
Sorry, no Pastebin just yet. I need to finish through his Gap Year which shouldn't be quite as long.

Hoping to get it started after a shower and a pick-me-up.
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Someone wanted a fluttershy racer earlier, sorry its a bit late.
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>>13367323
because i'm a lazy fat ass who will never amount to anything
and i hate fluttershy
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mlpg....one of two choices for this new picture
safe or nsfw
And I'll give you a hint....it involves the CMC, DT, and SP
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>>13367371
That's who drew that, dunno if it's old or if he has comeback though
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>>13367311
Would you wreck pony's cart for her own good?
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>>13364640

>havent been on MLPG in 2 days
>sign in
>see this

... you do realize that the few times I post lately have mostly been anonymous and for the most part, I'm too busy with my own problems to care about what the General does, right?
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>>13367324
No, but the story so far is spread across two threads from last night / super-early this morning.

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13346352.html
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13349391.html
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>>13367384

if I take a picture of my buffness to defend Fluttershy will I be a faggot
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>>13367391
nsfw
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>>13367391
SAFE SAFE SAFE

FILLIES ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL

EVER
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>>13367391
Not Safe For mewball
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Guys, guys, I am neither Rose nor Hesh.
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>>13367323
Because my waifu isn't real and nothing I do can ever change that.
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>>13367338
yes please
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>>13367317

Not if you don't want it to be - the only way it's sexual, is if you think it is.

See what I mean?

Personally, I think it's just a cute moment between them but I figure others might not think so - so I left it open ended for them.
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>>13367296
Now listen
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>>13367403
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>>13367391
nsfw
and safe
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>>13367300
>SCcorner
>Treewifi
>Scootanet
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>>13367405
Who's Hesh?
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>>13367391
Safe!

CMC aren't for NSFW-ual!
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>>13367397
was it for her own good

was it really
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>>13367420
Changeling Bro
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>>13367317
it lends itself very easily to seual
plus, we need to do more loli greentexts
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>>13367421
But cmc have no jobs, therefore nsfw should be safest for them.
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>>13367391
Safe for work, why not?
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>>13367400
yes
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>>13367414
I'm all ready for you, baby
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>>13367338
maybe the anon x femanon part could be tacked on at the end or something?
the ongoing branch seems to be focusing on the foursome, while the anon x femanon part jumps to afterwards
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>>13367397
I would wreck pony's vagina for her own good
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>>13367430
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>>13367427
Ralph believed it was and so do you.
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>>13367405
Hey, haven't seen you in a long while. How's it been?
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>>13367430
Especially oppai loli
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>>13367391
Both
But if only one, then safe
But really, why not both?
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>>13367391
Safe please.
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>>13367186
d'aww
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>>13367405
What're you talking about?
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>>13367448

are you sure that isn't the jelly speaking
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>>13367459
the fuck is that?

>>13367471
i'm not too much of a fan of that, but sure, go ahead.
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>>13367459
> Human/pony hybrids gestate alarmingly quickly
> Anon and Sweetie both learn a valuable lesson about condom use
> And statutory rape
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>>13367476
The fic was also adorable
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Must be hard to communicate as earth pony while doing something.
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>>13367476
They are so lucky to be friends with Rarity
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>>13367489
not really
i've accepted my fate already
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>>13367476
Where are they? What are they leaning on?
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>>13367463
Okay tex, here's a challange for you

You get to go to equestria, but in order to do it you must eat either rainbow dash or applejack, nobody will ever be the wiser that either mysteriously vanished before you arrived. could you do it?
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>>13367354
Oh what? nah.
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>>13367398
the time for confessioneering is over, but I think of you and I as niggas and that you didn't deserve to get banned as often as you did.
I usually don't say anything but I wanted you to know you're not universally hated or anything silly like that
This guy is just a hateanon, though, not one of your serious detractors. Don't worry about it
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>>13367507

it's not too late
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>>13367503
Indeed
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>>13367459
Sweetie I told you not to try diet coke and mentos! I told you!
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>>13367502
not if you're a two face cunt who talks out the side of his mouth
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>>13367515
What do they taste like?
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>>13367515
I wouldn't harm a fly, much less a pony.
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>>13367491
>thankfully it happens so fast you have time to make sure your new bundle of joy will have a little sister or brother to keep them company while you're in jail
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>>13367540
You don't have to harm the pony, just eat her.
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>>13367503
I tried to be friends with benefits with Rarity. It didn't work out well.
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>>13367518
The funny thing is, I stole that filename from Tess.
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>>13367539
Applejack tastes of strength, integrity and a hard days work

Rainbow Dash has a flavor of courage, tenacity and a will to win

Both are equally filling
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>>13367545
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>>13367528
>nude rarity ass in public

http://i.imgur.com/eQHnygC.gif
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>>13367558
Tess is a funny fellow. I never saved that mustached version of the picture, though.
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>>13367558
I want to lie in bed and cuddle with pony
any pony will do
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>>13367558
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>>13367562
I'd eat pony.
All the ponies.
Such is life as an omnivore.
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>>13367562
Can I regurgitate them once I've eaten them?
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>>13367190
more?
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>>13367584
That one would be especially soft and cuddly.
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>>13367584
Any pony?
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>>13367591
It's a one way trip.
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>>13367541
> Mares desperate for a child - any child - line up at your door
> Low, deep urges stir within you. For lack of any proper human analog you've become a stud, a stallion
> Your days become endless rutting, increasing confidence in both your ability to make them cum and leave them with a dribbling trail down one leg
> Somehow, some way easy mode has turned you into a master of obedient breeding partners and contributor to happy full pregnant bellies.
> More than a few times you "round off for good measure," swearing you can feel your child writhe in her belly as you make her buckle and groan again.
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>>13367398
You do realize that it was done in one of those 'Red Menace' posters from the war, right?

Also fuck do you just scroll though the whole general looking for shit on you to bitch about?
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>>13367602
well not that one
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>>13367586
Even the littlest ones?
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>>13367603
but they'll die!
or be incredibly grossed out when they finally come out again
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>>13367620
Gotta make a tough choice man, is magic horseland worth it?

do you want to cuddle your waifu or not?
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>>13367615
it's BCS.
Of course it does.
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>>13367562

So Applejack tastes like day-old sweat?

unf unf unf
>>
LAST MOVIE THAT MADE YOU CRY
GO
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>>13367519

It was just so random to check in to see if there was any cool news or new pics and it made me rethink my decision to bother with it. I mean, do people still care THAT much about a period of my life when I wasn't in control of my actions due to clinical insanity? I sure as hell have moved on.

I figured most people would have let that go by now since it's such a complete non-issue... I mean, they do have lives and other things to worry about right? ... Right?

I know the thoughts mostly keeping me up at night right now is where I'm going to live and if I'll be able to find a real job there since my artblock shows no sign of receding any time soon which are pretty normal things to worry about for someone in my situation.

inb4 not-your-bersonal-plog anon or other hatanon getting analpained any time someone mentions any aspect of their lives at all...
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>>13367576
Anon I think you like butts to much
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>>13367620
You could just walk around ponyville with a stomach full of AJ/Rd forever if you want
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>>13367642
Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
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I'm imagining all this femanon stuff with rediv as the femanon
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>>13367641
And her finest produce
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>>13367642

It was definitely Reservoir Dogs.
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>>13367644
take it to your tumblr
we just got over this whole /soc/ shit
or at least put your trip back on to filter you easily
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>>13367652
would rediv bear celestia's satyr babies
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>>13367644

holy SHIT shut the FUCK up.
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What if the only way you could cuddle with a pone, was to bring them over to our world?
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>>13367652
that's because it is her
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>>13367646
Impossible.
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>>13367671
I could never bring myself to seperate pony from her friends
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>>13367646
I don't think you like butts enough.
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>>13367633
not if it means killing one of her friends!
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>>13367652
Do
NOT
DO THIS
TO ME
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>>13367671
What thefuck, nigga don't show me this picture
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>>13367666

no one elses care except for yo u
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WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
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>>13367398
You know anon, that was one of the first couple posts in the thread.
It takes zero scrolling after opening the thread to see it.
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>>13367691
a lot of things
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>>13367685
how about >>13367650 ?
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>>13367671
Nobody would miss her.
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>>13367666
satan pls
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>>13367670

wooowww so cool so brave :^)

this is a true internet t ough g uy you should all srtive to be like
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>>13367671
I'd deny myself ponecuddles and let her keep being happy where she is.
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>>13367678
It is not.
ANON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. LET YOUR FRIENDS HELP YOU
AND NO THE PROBLEM ISN'T THE LACK OF BUTTS

>>13367684
I like butts but only in moderation
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>>13367650
That would be silly
>she kicks you, not hurting but making you flinch
>I'm hungry, go get a burger or something.
>Anon, you know I don't like onions!
>You should chew less
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>>13367642

I think it was C.R.A.Z.Y., but I might be wrong
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>>13367652
Why do we have so little Femanon?
I mean tonight has been a Renaissance but it's all bound up in Anon's bullshit.
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>>13367691
superstring theory
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>>13367398
>sign in
>to 4chan.
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I wanna get a request in before bed. Any requests?
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>>13367673
I thought everyone knew this
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>>13367190

>They go through the Haunted House
>It's pretty lame, honestly, but the Apples put forth a good effort
>It's mostly stuff just jumping out and going OOGABOOGABOOGA
>Diamond, as usual, complains the whole way through
>at least until Big Macintosh sneaks up behind them, wearing all black and a spooky-looking mask, and silently stands there until they turn around.
>THAT gets quite a reaction from everyone
>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon shriek in terror and instantly latch on to Filthy Rich, who for his part, jumps quite an impressive height for someone his age, before pulling the girls close
>Once the initial shock wears off though, he can't help but laugh
>"Is that you, Big Mac? You got us GOOD with that one! Didn't he, girls?"
>Diamond is still latched on to Filthy Rich, trembling as she shoots an "I hate you" glare at Big Mac.
>Silver Spoon is a bit too distracted by the feeling of Filthy Rich holding her protectively to his side to be too angry at Big Mac
>If anything she's a little grateful to him, and feels a little sad when he finally lets go of her.
>They leave the Haunted House, Filthy Rich grinning like a schoolboy, Silver Spoon blushing furiously and Diamond Tiara glaring sullenly at the ground.
>"That was fun, wasn't it? I don't know about you girls, but getting a shock like that gives me an appetite! How about we get some apple pie and cider?"
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>>13367306
>tfw you drive to TRU and no pacific rim toys left
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>>13367671
I'd bring Hobopone here then. I'd make her happy.
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>>13367726
Wait I thought you were a pony?
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>>13367686
okay, how about this femanon then?
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MLPG I can't express how much better masturbating feels when you're aching and your muscles feel like a sponge

you should really go do as many push ups as you can, right now
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>>13367691

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS
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>>13367725
draw this >>13367719
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>>13367725
a pony
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>>13367714
Stop posting butts.
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>>13367725

Babs with a mohawk and a bad attitude
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>>13367735
UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-FFFFFFFF-FFFFFFFFFF-FFFFFFFFFFFF-FFFFFFFFFFFF-FFFFFFFFFFFFF-FFFFFFF--FFFFFFFFF-FF-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FFFFFF-F-F-F----F-F-F--F-F-F-FFFF--F--F---F-FF--FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>13367642
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>>13367726
are you saying you'd have a foursome with Anon, a girly stallion and a cute mare?
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>>13367745
Butt why?
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>>13367735
Man, that was the picture when this just started off. You know, Anon and Femanon comparing notes on dating pone and all.

Can we do more of that?
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>>13367745
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>>13367724

I'm going to take a guess they meant sign into their computer.
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>>13367752
I think I broke him.
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>>13367739

LONG DISTANCE IS THE WRONG DISTANCE

I'VE SEEN TWO OF MY FRIENDS MAKE BIG MS. STEAKS WITH WRONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS
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>>13367735
What a shitty femanon.
I know, she seems a little Faceless to me!
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>>13367644
Well, there's a lot of new >fanfiction around recently, if you like that. That's probably the biggest thing going on, really.
I don't think that guy really cared that much. As >>13367615 said, it might have just been a joke (I missed it too). Good luck, but I must sleep
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>>13367758
NO WE MUST FUCK FEMANON BECAUSE SHE IS OUR TRUE LOVE BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL
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>fedoras
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wiKqBgsp4A
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>>13367727
This hurts like a punch to the gut, mostly because I realize how long it's been since I had a puppy love crush
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>>13367754
yes
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>>13367253
>"Oh shit, I'm cumming. I'm cumming, Anon I'm cumming!"
>Femanon has always had glorious legs
>You've never really noticed how strong they were until you watched her force the stallion to hilt into her
>The petite stallion looked like he was going to collapse under her quivering thighs
>Being hilted did something to the stallion on a carnal, instinctual level as his moan almost sounded like a whinny
>"Oh shit, I can feel it"
>She rubbed her hand over her belly, right where his flare would be

>Femanon and the stallion just sat there in complete stillness, waiting for the hypersensitivity to wear off before he pulled out and flopped to her side

1/2
>>13367576
UNF UNF UNF
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>>13367775
Goddamn it
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>>13367745
No
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>>13367719
Imagine how weird it would be to have the asociated CMC come up to bother you

Scootaloo asking for flying tips while sitting on your gut, maybe getting some words of encouragement. Or the weatherponies going up and pestering her for instructions

Applebloom dragging you over to sweet apple acres so AJ can have supper or make you march over to the fields so she can kick the trees from inside.
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>>13367787
>The lul gave your mare enough time to give you a little attention
>"Come on stud, really give it to me~"
>You really give her your all
>Bent over her like a stallion, one hand on her pulsing clit and pounding her with abandon
>It's not even 20 seconds before she cums, squirting a bit of mare juice over your balls
>With your job complete you cum inside her in a few short, hard spurts
>"Ahhh that's it, stud~"
>You smile to yourself as you pull out and roll over with your mare in your arms
>Femanon faces you with the mare between you
>She strokes the mares blissful face
>And leans over her to give you a kiss
>"Thanks"
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>>13367750
Okay

>>13367740
That sounds funny, I'd do it if I had more time.
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The people who overreact to blog status update posts are 10 times worse than the spoilered shit I can easily ignore.

Especially when they're nothing but "fuck off" or "leave" and then you wonder why MLPG has a reputation as a place that drives off its own contributors

>tfw TAW was right
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>>13367796
well at least you chose the best butt

taut, not too big, a little fuzzy and sweaty
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>>13367811
taw pls
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>>13367787
>UNF UNF UNF
Confirmed for Red posting as Anon
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>>13367787
>>13367802
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>>13367262
i have no idea why i did this
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>>13367727
She must've gotten quite a sniff of his perfume.
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>>13367811
fuck off
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>>13367828
> you will never suck off a centaur Mewball
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>>13367828
hahahahaah

yes
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>>13367811

I got over "blog status: updated" posts thanks to /lolg/.

they do it even if you're posting your last score table
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>>13367811
No on actually cares BCS
Go away.
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>>13367777
When will the irony end?
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>>13367828
Unf
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>>13367828
now draw him and lyra running in a meadow together
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>>13367812
>sweaty

go on
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>>13367828
UNICORN MAGIC
what CAN'T It do!?
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>>13367828
So is the penis in the back or in the front?
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>>13367833

anon what is with your fascination with horse genitals
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>>13367787
>>13367802
u-unf...
that segues nicely into >>13366643
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>BCS is getting pissed that he can't delete the general any more.
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>>13367845
But I don't want to talk about butts again
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>>13367828
no
>>13367833
no
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>>13367800
>so she can kick the trees from inside.
Ow ow ow

>Cider season
>pony gets competitive with another pony
>drinking contest
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>>13367805
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>>13367186
... Is it bad I'm kind of hoping for a little fertility?
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>>13367846
bring your former favorite pony back
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>>13367861

I think that's a lie
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>>13367719
>The pony takes up so much space that bathroom runs become much more frequent
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>>13367805
There's something great about girls stacked on top of each other
so many options
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>>13367828
>Even Mewball is making them.
Talk about beating a dead horse!
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>>13367884
no
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>>13367870
not if you're willing to take responsibility
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>>13367884
carlooos
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I want Granny Smith in a cookie armor using a cookie sword and cookie shield exploring dungeons
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>>13367805
which one first?
which one second?
which holes?
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>>13367896
Dude
You have no idea
NONE
Being a will-daddy and still loving my woman's changing body, embracing her and making sweet love during and after the pregnancy is my nuclear-level fetish
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>>13367900
>cookie dungeons
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>>13367900
What is that a screenshot of?
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>>13367897
*Canned laughter.*
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>>13367916
> Applejack as NIGEL

EVERY TIME
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>>13367908
...and raising the kid?
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>>13367908
>will-daddy
what
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>>13367921
The dungeons that will be implemented in Cookie Clicker
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>>13367868
>Anon makes constant craks about "eating for two
>femanon hopes one day to make jokes about eating for three

>the pony and anon team drink everyone under the table because they can easily say the other drank the cider
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>>13367904
anthro
is
shit
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>>13367930
Anon, I'm in public. If I consider how much I want to be a family man this will lead to frantic masturbation.

>>13367932
"Soon to be daddy," the blood is rushing from my brain to my dick.
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>>13367845
I wanna kiss aunt cherilee.
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>>13367879
>she gets kinda frustrated
>complains the whole time
>its incredibly awkward
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>>13367828
now for the centaur swoleanon

TEX MAKE A CENTAUR TEXANON
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Double Penetration
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>>13367944
Is being a family man really a fetish?
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>>13367959
Quadruple penetration.
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Can "Anon getting with Femanon maybe with a mare to share between them" be a series of greentexts?

I'd like that
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>tfw TAW is still right
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>>13367937
>femanon hopes one day to make jokes about eating for three
It would be interesting if she only has romantic attraction for a certain stallion but knows it's physically impossible to have a child without Anon.

It'd be more interesting to consider how awkward that would be in a world with no IVF
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>>13367964
You seemed to like motherly hips enough to warrant you having one.
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>>13367959
can we stop talking about sex?
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>>13367957
That would look so creepy. Tex anon is too buff.
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>>13367964
I'm mostly being facetious. I have a pretty intense impregnation/bulling fetish and want to be a caring husband one day.
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>>13367937
>femanon hopes one day to make jokes about eating for three

And i was so carefully resisting the urge to make it sexual although i can't say that I mind
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>>13367828
This is horrible
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>>13367855

>he
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>>13367979
Evidently not.
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>>13367972
He still is. People just willfully ignore it.
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>>13367978
It sounds like a normal thing to enjoy though.
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>>13367959
double time double penetration
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>>13367969
How about we stop making everything about sex?
It usually leads to you fucks arguing about something stupid and MSOB will delete the general!
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>>13367944
Then no.
There's nothing wrong with that at all.
And even if nothing comes of your cumming inside her, maybe the two of you can try again someday. When you've grown closer and recognized the special bond that the two of you share.
I'm sure that would feel much more special to her than getting knocked up from a crazy booze-fueled interspecies foursome.
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>>13367979

it's an MLPG night thread
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>>13367969
someone post density?
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>>13367979
Let's talk about famous pony philosophers instead.
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>>13368002
he isn't right you know
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>>13367977
Even more akward if she hooked up with big mac while AJ was inside

>>13367950
>pony in the next stall over loudly complains "will you two lovebirds keep it down or take it somewhere else?"
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>>13367997
>I posted it again! XD
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>>13368007
I'm pretty sure you're the only one bitching about sex
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>>13367969
Nah.
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>>13368002
> how dare we stop hating things ironically / not ironically / jk yeah we just fucking hate it's what we do

I don't miss that jackass.
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>>13368017
Neighzsche?
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>>13368037
bcs pls
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>>13367994
I wasn't even thinking sexual

I was just thinking "femanon wants to be a mommy secretly"
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>>13367964
Yes, very much so.
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>>13368043
rch plz
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>>13368008
I dunno, life has a funny way of making sketchy things really special and "you had to be there."

The anecdote Dan Savage tells about two guys meeting thanks to a Craigslist "spend a night in a dungeon" personal is pretty choice. They had to make something up about "meeting in a coffee shop" for their parents at the wedding, but ...
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>>13368052
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>>13367981
buff centaurs are cool
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>>13368052
to go to sleep, first you must become Seth
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>>13368024
> while AJ was inside
I'm thinking this is modern-day. Unless this new child is named after a godmother?
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>>13368065
That's be way cooler if it was just a horse.
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>>13368037
uh yes, that is their sole purpose
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>>13368052
>>13368060
Why hasn't there been porn of her made?
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so this just happened

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/05/nsa-gchq-encryption-codes-security
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>>13367969
You can't force these things, anon
They have to spring up naturally
Though the anon/femanon thing does seem to hint that they'll be an item someday
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>>13368078
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>>13368069
By modern day, you mean "current time in the show" right?
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>>13368084
I'm pretty sure /pol/ isn't spelled /mlp.
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>>13368091
Right.
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>>13368084
It's 2006's fault for making the internet go mainstream
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>>13368102
Well, AJ is inside femanon, but femanon wants to hook up with big mac
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Do you faggots really want wings if Celestia were giving out powers?
>>
//derpy.me/izqzs

Awesome!
An ad for us, the real fans!
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>>13368092
>Everyone thought it was nightmare moon eating all the kids
>They just all happened to be named after cakes
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>>13368120
I'm ... not following you.

You mean that AJ is overshadowing her through magic of some kind?
>>
This was fun.
This was a fun horse.
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>>13368092
>that celestia
hnnng
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>>13368122
>not wanting wings
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>>13368122
Sure would

Angelic flight would be nice

I hope they are big and fluffy
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>>13368122
Sure, I can get a job as a sky janitor or something.
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>>13368131
all thanks to a deleted horse and a meta pot!
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>>13368141
It's not going to be "angelic flight"

You're basically going to fly like the pegasi. Wings are mostly for show and minor adjustments.
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>>13368122
fuck yes. flight, speed, winghugs.
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>>13368130
oh, well see
>>13367515
>>13367539
>>13367562
>>13367591
>>13367603
>>13367620
>>13367650


the last one is the scenario we are discussing
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>>13368124
Heh. That's actually kinda funny.
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>>13368152
>Pinkie eats too much magic stallion candy.
...
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>>13368170
Oh. I'd like to avoid that. Sorry, m8.
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>>13368165
Perfect

Does it come with could walking?
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>>13368172
I have no fucking clue how they got those kids to play along.

Also I died at the blog post part.
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>>13368177
>Rarity is so dick crazed she turns her friends into stallions
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>>13368186
Well, duh. You don't want to be casting the spell every time, do you?
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>>13368122

FUCK NO GIVE ME LOCALIZED TIME MANIPULATION
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Never be creative!
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>>13368162
Now I just hope all the greentext gets capped.
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>>13367884
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>>13368204
Be careful what you wish for.
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remember when everyone shouted "Pinkie!" when she got her cutie mark back?
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>>13368222
I enjoyed it, but I was expecting something more meta for their final episode

I loved the beginning when they went back to the moon
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>>13368225
Then they immediately took her for granted again. Pinkie's the only thing keeping that small town from murdering one another. The effects were probably felt in Canterlot too. Like a pink butterfly effect.
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>>13368222

I don't watch enough Futurama to get what's happening, but I assume he's stuck in a loop?

Yeah no, /localized/ time manipulation. Fuck Celestia and her monkey's paw bullshit.
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>>13368225
yea?
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>>13368205
Anon pls. I need to
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>>13368225
they couldn't recognize her without her cutie

obviously
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>>13368189
Great, now she has turned pinkie into a un-exhaustible stallion with the frame that can make even the most stoic of ponies, both male and female melt before him.

Now the pink sex machine is off on the loose, Rarity just waking up from the epicenter.
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>>13367994
>the pony inside makes dates very akward
>RD makes rude remarks about femanon's date or makes lewd suggestions about other uses for the term "eating"
>AJ complains about the romantic atmosphere of the places femanon and her date go to
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>>13368245
Wasn't it GREAT?
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>>13368189
This could be a fapfic.
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>>13368237
>their final episode
Whaaat, really?

Is it finally over?
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>>13368241
fuck what you heard, MMC isn't canon, nobody gives a shit if Pinkie isn't around
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>>13368122
I'd rather have magic.
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>tfw unfing to things MLPG would insult your tastes for unfing to
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>>13368262
Yeah, futurama has ended.
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>>13368265
Pinkamena please.
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>>13368271
Such as?
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>>13368262

You should still go to /co/ sometimes, Dooks.

it's been a sticky all day
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>>13368271
what are they?
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>>13368256
yea
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>>13368256
no
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>>13368262
Yeah
I got to see those VAs a few days ago too, they didn't seem too bummed out about it
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>>13368284
>>13368290

http://derpibooru.org/374969?scope=scpe5f9cf07cd07f1455e5d8c9ef136c3ec755a86134

it just hits all the right fetishes
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>>13368276
It ended in a way they _could_ pick it up again.
It doesn't matter if they never do, that's one of the best ways to go out.
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>>13368301
You must have a brain tumor to find that face attractive.
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>>13368295
Every show has a good run. Most people expect, oh, three years. It ended on a pretty good note and still left it open enough for extended-universe or (dare I say it) another revival.

That said the writing quality was uneven enough this season it's good to finish as it did.
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>>13368301
eh

not gonna insult your tastes here, just not really hitting anything here
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>>13368312
It's not a tumor
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>>13368301
yea it's fine
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>>13368301
nah, there's much worse to unf too
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>>13368318
Arnold pls
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PONY IS GOING TO CUM
AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP HER
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>>13368324
what about unfing to this?
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If an average mare cums nearly half as hard as this gal, I'd practically kill to go to Equestria.

http://xhamster.com/movies/205303/best_female_orgasm_ever.html
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>>13368324
>>13368321
>>13368317

relief
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>>13368301
Eh
It's 5.5/10 unf
Not the worst thing you can do.
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>>13368336
I can get behind that.
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>>13368336
that's not unf

that's just ammusing
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>>13368334
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>>13368334
Why contain it?
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pink horse a shit
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>>13368285
I still go sometimes, but I've been slumped with school lately so I just only come here, post a bit then fall asleep

I swear I will color and draw tomorrow.
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>>13368334
W-why would I want to?
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>>13368352
Pinkie is a sociopath
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>>13368334
I JUST had the carpet cleaned goddamn it.
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>>13368334
I'll eat the pony

That way the'll cum inside me!
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>>13368334
Can I cum too?
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>>13368351
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>>13368355

I wish I had things to ask you to color
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>>13368334
Grab and squeeze
Pony isn't allowed to cum yet
Pony needs to build up more
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>>13368334
Maregasm_4.wmv
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>>13368334
Has anyone considered if pony would feel self-conscious she cums so quickly compared to you? As though she's cheating you from mutual orgasm or "stealing" "extra" fun?
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So you can go to Equestria, on one condition.

You lose your sexual organs. You keep your anus, mouth, and nipples. You are randomly assigned a cutie mark, which you will awake to find tattooed on your hip, and your whole future revolves around it.

Do you accept?
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>>13368386
Willis, please
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Scootaloo just invited you over to play Xbox with her, it's no big deal.
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>>13368401
Willis who?
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>>13368386
You can keep fucking through her orgasm.
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>>13368398
So I'm a pony or a Eunuch?
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>>13368398
Hell yes
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>>13368407
fuck Scootaloo
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>>13368415

Eunuch
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>>13368415
a Eunuch.
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Where does your favorite pony go to contemplate shit?
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>>13368410
as in "What the fuck are you talking about, Willis?"
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>>13367994
do you want to?

where do you want it to go?
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>>13368414
That isn't to say Anon cares. He thinks it's sexy, rewarding, and ego-boosting to make her cum over and over and over again. When he finally cums it's four or five orgasms in at least and she's a quivering mess.

She still wishes she could hold out longer and ride an orgasm with you, not boggart five to one orgasms. It doesn't seem fair.
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>>13368407
>invites me over to play Xbox
>plays COD online singleplayer
>doesn't want to play splitscreen
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>>13368430
Twilight Sparkle: the biology section
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>>13368430
the toilet
she contemplates it while shitting
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>>13368407
Meh. Watching her die a lot seem fun, I guess.
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>>13368398
But every other pony has sexual organs?

Nodeal.png
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>>13368339
holy shit that was hot
anything more like that?
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>>13368439
Seems like to even things out Anon needs five mares.
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>>13368386
>>13368414
O.. oh dear.
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>>13368455
Xhamster's 'best of all time' has some pretty choice stuff.
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>>13368407
I do things to her while she plays to calm her down. For sexual things.
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>>13368351

'scool.
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>>13368467
DRAW IT
DRAW IT
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>>13368477
>You will never have a cozy movie night with Fluttershy in her cottage while it rains outside
>She's never seen any Disney movies
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Did you know only 10% of 4chan's visitors post in threads?
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>>13368477
I dun get it
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>>13368492
the old 90%, 9%, 1% rule
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>>13368494
watership down is known for being incredibly violent and having a very misleading marketing
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>drawing is almost done
>literally have to ink a few more things
>been lazing about for the past 4 hours now

fuuuuck
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>>13368481
> Anon fucking her slowly, methodically, edging her on
> she is an absolute jittering mess, just on the edge of her first
> He's not all that close but it's so hot he can almost feel it -
> A hot squirt and a seizing in her frame tells him tonight wasn't the night
> "It's okay, baby, that was so hot-"
> She just nods, pushing up to the hilt, "You bet your ass, now GET IT."
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>>13368512
push yourself and share man
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>>13368492
>tfw 1% contributor
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>>13368013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sVRTF8-gtk

I read that in Reverend Horton Heat's voice.
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I'm going to marry your waifu!
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>>13368532
You're too late, and Equestria doesn't allow polygamy.
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>>13368532
Enjoy your sergal rainbow dash.
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Celestia could feel the sweat dripping down her body.

Focusing only a fraction of the Sun's might through her slender horn, she urged the beam of focused magic toward the queen of the Changelings.

And then, as she sought greater communion with the cosmic lightgiver, she felt its hunger. The Sun wanted more than just a little black bug. The Sun whispered of consuming flames, licking the tapestries from the walls, melting the flesh from her ponies' bones, tearing the fragile blossom of life from the side of the mountain and replacing it with a crater.

Like a master pulling the leash on a dog, Celestia urged her terrible friend back. But she knew it was correct; the output of Chrysalis' mottled horn was so vast that, were Celestia to unleash enough power to end the threat, the heat would torch every pony in the room. Her dear niece, her loyal student, the Element-bearers, and the soon-to-be Prince Armor would die among their friends and guests, burned to a crisp.

As if in response to her anguish, she felt the sun's output wane. With terrible slowness, Crysalis' beam of magic climbed toward her.

Twilight, thought Celestia, save us all with your clever mind and your strong heart. Perhaps this is the destiny I foresaw on the day of the chromatic abberation. Perhaps you will be heir to my kingdom on this day.

And then the green magic overtook hers, and she fell to the floor, stunned.
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>>13368532
but I don't have a waifu!
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>>13368532

You'll have to get through me first

i'm pretty physically fit, it'll be quite the challenge
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>>13368543
>polygamy
>not polygyny

Le patriarchy face
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>>13368468
thanks
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>>13368532
Anon, you can't marry my waifu if I'm already married to her. You have to find someone else.
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>>13368494
Spoilers ahoy, matey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPBck3xcUJc
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>>13368532
Not if I marry you first!
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>>13368546
I love me some world of cardboard
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>>13368562
Why is the Twilight out of focus?
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>>13368546
>Duplex Fields

Nathan pls
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>>13368561
Okay that's a really shitty video, now that I'm actually watching it, but I feel it gets the point across.
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>>13368573
That's not Nathan
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>>13368584
Hey did you still want those 3.5e books?
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>>13368518
>tfw you will never praise pony for having an orgasm, calling her a good girl and slowly fucking through it
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>>13368518
W-whoa!
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>>13368600
Nope, everybody voted ponirpg
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>>13368481
>>13368481
But I am still drawing RDXdoge
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figured i should draw a ref of sorts

not too sure if this is a final design or anything but yeah

swoleanon basically does what he wants and it's pretty difficult for anyone to stop him. he likes Bon Bon a lot who is tsun tsun as hell, often times kinda kidnapping her

she likes it though and everyone knows it
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>>13368611
Sure, wanna see Thor?
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>>13368600
>3.5e books
gimme gimme
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>>13368434
>pony and/or anon feel up for some sexytimes
>Anon getting it on, pony gets jealous
>wants in on the action
>luckily stallion is well endowed

But now I'm distracted
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>>13368608
I love that wreath hanging off her ear
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>>13368614
it's you

it's you with a slightly different haircut
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I am so fucking horny, MLPG
My balls hurt from being pulled up against me
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>>13368614
He's no match for TexAnon
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>>13368614
>that
>swole
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You guys want a pone stream for a bit?
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>>13368546

>Celestia isn't just raising and lowering the sun
>She's stopping the entire world from being burned to cinders
>Every second of every day is spent holding back limitless destructive power
>Use it on Equestria's enemies? Are you mad?
>You can't use as a weapon that which would consume its wielder as fast as any it were used upon.
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>>13368614
He needs a ? somewhere on the design

maybe have it on a shirt like mewanon does sometimes but have it all stretched?
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>>13368614
texanon2.0
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>>13368608

>look up your work on derpibooru

holy shit, size difference is one of my favorite fetishes.

i've been edging for like 3 hours and I think I know what to finish to~
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>>13368605
She can have an orgasm plenty, but the time it takes for a human to cum are far beyond the normal limits of an Equestrian. They stretch it out by seconds, tucking time slow and deep with their bodies, breathing slow and positively relishing her body's response like a slow explosion between them.
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>>13368607
Want them anyway, just in case things change in the future?
>>13368618
It's everything but the Player's handbook, plus a bunch of splat books.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/65977671/Splat%20Books.zip
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>>13368608
For the record, an ahoge is the little antenna-like strand of hair you see on some anime women (basically the anime representation of a cowlick). You're thinking of the ahegao, or fucked-silly face.
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>>13368619
>But now I'm distracted
Okay then.

I'll try another time
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>>13368608
>Wreath
>Marriage vale.

I guess it's time to say it.
I'm glad that Dash tied the knot!
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>>13368614
SWOLEANON

FIVE FEET, EIGHT INCHES, AND ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS OF MEWBALL CRUSHING MIGHT
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futa Celestia's meter long throbbing horse dick
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>>13368546
>>13368565
>>13368633
Y-yeah! No way could MY sun princess get knocked out by a silly bug!
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>>13368614
Can we have a side by side of swoleanon and mewanon?
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>tfw winning

>mfw Joe Flacclol
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>>13368625

same here, anon
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>>13368614
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>>13368662
It's just an alternate take, doofus.
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>>13368633
so how come the sun was fine for the ages before celeestia
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>>13368638
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>>13368652
Okay confession time

I have no clue what this "knot" buisness you guys keep bringing up is, and I don't want to google it.
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>>13368626
>>13368635
yeah, kind of noticed that i finished. I'll probably change it up.
>>13368634
its tattooed on his shoulder. Maybe I should give him a tank instead. either way, just an idea i had earlier today, might not even stick with it
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>>13368656
pfft
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>>13368659
Futa Celestia's turgid cockhead touching the floor, almost too heavy for you to lift for her
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>>13368668
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>tfw no qt femanon to fall asleep next to
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>>13368684
it's a part of a dog's penis at the base that swells up so that they can keep it inside the female
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>>13368684
Don't you know how dog penises work? That's basic info.
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>>13368676
other ponies controlled it

a lot of other ponies

like, all of the unicorns

all of them
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>>13368673
>It's not rape, it's just sex you didn't know you wanted yet
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>>13368687
>i must outdo all other artists
Dude, you're starting to sound like Ross
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>>13368684
It's a bulbous protrusion that sometimes happens in mammal penises when arousal is fully met. It expands inside the vagina and gives the male a stranglehold from the inside until pressure and heat finally give him an orgasm and/or ejaculation.
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>>13368652
Well played pinkie.
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>>13368662

>ANONS, huh?
>Having fun in my THREAAAAAAAAD?

>*NOT ON MY WAAAAAATCH!!!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CGL7TqDMg
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>>13368696
whew
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Yeh safe for mewball
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>>13368687
I like the idea of visually distinguishing him from "buff mewanon" by giving him different atire
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>>13368695
>Andrew Luck had a miscarriage

PLOT TWIST
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>>13368638
I heard somewhere that longer sex helps establish self aware beings. Considering pone is self aware, they might last longer than an Earth horse.
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>>13368707
duplex pls
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>>13368684
The thing at the base of a dog's cock that swells up at orgasm, locking him inside his bitch
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>>13368709
>that sweetie
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>13368709
more like pedo pool
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>>13368709
but i already wanted to pet them without the animal suits
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>>13368709
s-sweetie belle
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>almost 1400 posts
We've certainly dragged our feet, haven't we.
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>>13368709
>all of my money.gif
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>>13368716
He totally fumbled it.
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>>13368709
what if I want to pet DT?
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>>13368709
IS THAT FUCKING DORAEMON
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>>13368709
There is nothing about this picture I don't love.
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>>13368693
>cock so big that it can't stand upright when erect
unf
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>>13368703
And then it stays like that so the semen can sit and maybe fertilize some eggs instead of leaking out, being washed away, or being plunged out by a competing dick

Little sexual adaptions like that remind you how good our species has it in the bedroom.

>you have a six inch knotless dick because at no point were 30 other males clamoring to suck the semen out of your wife and replace it with their own so often that it was a problem
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>>13368702
...is there something wrong with wanting to change a design because it looks similar to someone else's character?
>>13368714
Yeah. I'll tinker with it.
>>13368709
yay its safe for me
qt
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>>13368697
>>13368698
>>13368703
>>13368722
And now I know

and knowing is half the battle
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>>13368709
>can't cuddle best filly

If she wants my bits, Diamond Tiara better hop in there
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>>13368709
>that Apple tiger and Sweetie Bunny
M-muh wallet.
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>>13368734
That will cost you extra
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>>13368709
But what if I want to pet DT?
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>>13368676
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>>13368728
red pls draw
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>>13368743
The other half is 25% Blue lasers, and 25% red lasers.
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>>13368746
>diamond tiara
>best filly
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>>13368739
but that's my fetish

I WANT TO BE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
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>>13368695
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>>13368756
im procrastinating so hard
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>>13368759
Yes, that is correct.
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>>13368717
Evolutionary biology often amounts to bullshit that places humans above all other species through "common logic." It's extremely common for the assumption "EVERYTHING about us contributed to our consciousness, intelligence, and unique position on this planet."

But that's basically argument through lack of imagination. It's possible that we would not be very different as a species if we had a totally different sexual response cycle and what we call "premature ejaculators" were on the even. It's the cuddling and aftercare that impacts oxycontin and other hormones being released.
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>>13368709

Oh God

I can't
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>>13368773
objectively wrong opinion
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>>13368764
NO I WANT TO WORSHIP HYPER FUTA
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>>13368769
but your ponies are so soft and cute...
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>>13368764
and now you know how I feel when others tried to take my throne as the voreanon
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>>13368781
>hyper

Oh, good, so we DON'T share a fetish.
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What is the minimum amount of lines it takes to draw a pony?
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>>13368767
These never stop being funny.
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There's chili in my beard.
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>>13368769
futa rr x futa rosemary
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>>13368740
Er, well
Of course there was always the competition
But it was selected against largely through selection of an individual during mating season

Basically what we call "good" is just because we have the evolutionary history for it, not because it's actually some Platonic form of boning shining through Divinity.
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>>13368780
Diamond Tiara is DEMONSTRABLY best filly.
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>>13368785

feels good having an uncontested throne
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>>13368774
Longer sex reinforces intimacy and cuddling.
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>>13368784
o-okay
just for you then
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>>13368739
>go to sleep while this fetish is discussed
>wake up to the fetish being discussed
This is the tenth circle of hell, right?
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>>13368786
It's so huge that it can't stand erect. It's hyper.
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It's been a while since I did a pony request stream if you guys want to come over
/crayon_wax
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>>13368807
you know you can just respond to other posts
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>>13368798
>coward, bully, cad and thief
>best
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Did anyone cap that anon & femanon stuff? I don't want to weave through everything doing it myself tomorrow if it's already been done
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>Sun actually does work fine by itself
>Or did
>Then discord fucked it up
>Without constant magical force applied to the planet's rotation, days vary from a minute to several times their normal length, but never long enough to freeze or dry out one side of the planet
>It's no fun if the ponies lives you disrupted are over
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>>13368739
UNF
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>>13368806
o-oh gosh...
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>>13368817
I was joking, I don't care about fetish discussions
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>>13368815
neato!
>>
AA

ARE YOU DRAWING SILVER SPOON LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD AA

AA

PLS
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>>13368822
This is actually part of my headcanon
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>>13368801
Longer sexual activity, courtship and foreplay reinforces pair bonding. That does not mean penetrative sex, if longer, contributes to higher-form thinking. Birds have courtship and touching, playing for hours or days but they don't have jack shit in higher-order thinking. By contrast gorillas have an intelligence on par with a 3 or 4 year old human but have perhaps two minutes' coitus on average.
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>>13368815
>going to bed
>Rose streams for the first time in ever
Augh.
My only request is that Applejack is involved in some way, shape, or form.
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>>13368806
Femanon and Anon holding hands with a stallion and a mare passed out on either side of them please
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>>13368812
I'm not so worried about SIZE, though Celestia would obviously be larger then most.
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>>13368825
>>13368825
>>13368825

Vainglorious self-aggrandizement ahead!
Or else a new thread.
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>>13368774
*evolutionary psychology, sorry
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>>13368806
Batman would be proud.
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>>13368767
the best one is still the jojo toy edit
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>>13368822
Nah.
The Unicorns had to move it before Discord came around.

Honestly I think that the weather and everything else is just fucked up beyond repair so ponies keep it in check.
Like you said without the ponies days are fucked up, there snowstorms in deserts, tornadoes on mountains and all kind of fucked up shit. It works on it's own but it's just better this way.
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>>13368774
It doesn't. People misinterpreting it do.

>This contributed to OUR path to consciousness
>idiot reads this^
>"THIS CONTRIBUTED TO CONSCIOUSNESS PERIOD"

I mean, there are species that don't have primate brain structures or neurochemistry. There are species that don't need long, kinky sex sessions to create strong bonds. There are even other social structures that are totally alien to our idea of civilization that can still end in advanced technology and a good standard of living, and everyone with a brain knows it.

Our way of doing things is just one way to become a successful sentient race, and hell, becoming a bunch of techno/magic mages and ruling the universe is not the ultimate goal in life. Being sentient isn't either. Being prosperous and healthy is, and you don't need intelligence or technology to be prosperous and healthy. There's probably a species of retarded communist slug things out there that is far happier than we will ever be, and they will never leave the tiny extraterrestrial island they live on.
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>>13368798
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>>13368884
Right, so there's not much to hold up
>>13368717

Because otherwise it holds up the impression that OUR path to intelligence and higher-order thinking is THE path.
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>>13368798
>Talent is being spoiled
>Completely useless in every endeavor
>Best
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>>13368914
>Completely useless in every endeavor

She turned a school paper into an overnight sensation that spread to multiple towns and sold out everywhere.
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>>13368911
He probably heard that on le reddit or msiremembered an actual scientific article.

Dolphins last under a minute and they're pretty fucking self aware, to the point of having names. Same for crows.

When I say they last under a minute, I mean you barely notice they're having sex unless you know what to look for.
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>>13368966
And it eventually tore the town apart and got fired because of irresponsible handling of it. She's the EA of journalists, all short term thinking no long term.
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>>13368884
You can make the case there is a distinction between good solid narrow-hypothesis evolutionary psych study and "well we like pink because babies are pink," not counting that something like seven tenths of all human beings don't have nearly "pink" children.

I'm having some trouble finding that particular article but it was a major clusterfuck for the department in particular.
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>>13368661
This is cute.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
What sound does a pony make?
>>
I love Twilight Sparkle.


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