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>>13362852
Well ...

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A party!

>>13362875
> strange noises
> Pinkie masturbates furiously every time she makes sarsaparilla
> the sharp biting tang in her nose is her favorite thing in the WooorrrlLLDDdd

>>13362875
How much? she isn't gonna flood the house is she?

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>>13362852
I shall take her to the pony jousting tournament and much merriment will be had!

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>>13362889
START OFF WITH A FLEX

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Musclefags are the worst

>>13362913
musclefags and fatfags are both terrible, but at least musclefags don't fetishize obesity

Never be creative!

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>>13362852
The observatory!

>>13362912

I don't know if you're all unfing to this ironically, but that's really hot.

>>13362909
cue the music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHAOkDamRzU

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>>13362913
Pony asks if you want to "get swole."

Apparently Poison Joke is a performance enhancing substance in bipeds.

Do you try it?

>>13362913
I get a good laugh out of the art.

musclefags and centaurfags are the worst

>>13362852

I'd take her to a nice dinner somewhere. Then maybe to a movie. After that, I'd just wing it.

>>13362913
It's like if you have a thread for pics of girls getting all horny and wet and someone comes along and posts piss.

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>>13362852
They look so pretty together.
I bet they have regular sex while in their uniforms.

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>>13362913
>>13362924
I'm both right now I guess

>>13362934
She wants the D.

>>13362852
I don't really wanna date my favorite pony.

So I guess she'd get fucked in a darkened alley by strangers like she does every Friday night.

It's so hard having Rarity as a favorite pone

fatfags and pedofags are the worst

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Not my best but I got a little lazy.
Have a good night, mlpg.

>>13362968
I best they have irregular sex in their uniforms.

>>13362934
Is it time for GG shitposting again already?

>>13362852
My favorite pony is underaged, so I don't think I'd take her on a date.

>>13362970
SB, chubby or muscular anthro Fluttershy or female pony of your choosing when

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>end up in Equestria
>cute ponies as far as the eye can see
>but as it turns out, you aren't the only human who ended up in the land of magical talking horses
>there's a femanon there too
>and she's kinda cute

what do?

>>13362970
that pony's okay
he's not excessively fat or excessively muscly
he's just puffy
and cuddly
and huge

>>13362983
It's cute either way, nice to see you here

Feel free to come back any time!

>>13362983
Is good pony, whys the shading so cloudy though? Almost like you blew the picture from the original size.

>>13362992
Ross pls

>>13362999
I'd like to be her friend

>>13362983
Y-you too~
No really, please do.

>>13362983
Night nigga
Looks really cute.

>>13362999

Kill her and bury the body

>>13363001
>excessively muscly
But he totally is

>>13362983
Good night. Thanks for the pony.

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>>13362927
You never unf ironically

What would you want in a FiM game?

>Vast exploration of Equestria
>The ability to rescue kidnapped ponies, all of which become playable characters afterwards.

>>13362995
Why not a play date?

>>13362999
be friends and talk about fucking horses all day

>>13362992
Are you going to start doing it for no reason?
It's not time unless you make it.

>>13362999
Court the female human, of course.

>>13363015
Does Ross hate GG? No really I figured they'd get along.

>>13362999
suck off all the stallions

>>13362938
>You will never hear him drop spaghetti as other ponies inquire about how it happened

>>13363040

hownew.ru

>>13363039
Do you rape her when she doesn't acquiesce to your advances?

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>>13362997
I'm not SB
That's an archive filename, ya doof

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>>13362983
i love pank in different hairstyles so I love as well

>>13363026
he's got enough padding that he doesn't look terrible though

>>13363040
No, he's pretty fond of GG actually
Or at least he was until the dunkening.
If I remember correctly he wanted to do a project with him or something.

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>>13362995
That shouldn't stop you.

>>13363035
because age differences would make arranging it akward

>>13363050
I only ever see Ross post some fat fetish crap, why don't they get along?

>>13363029
CMC game a la Lost Vikings
3D platformer with the main 6
Puzzle/Adventure game
Pony Mystery Dungeon

>>13363029
A survival horror game of sorts.
With changelings, dragons, and Ursa's Oh my!

>>13363057
Can you be my SB for tonight?

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>>13363057
AJ is no longer interesting without tentacles.

Fuck you, GG.

>>13363055
What no
I just cry about it later when I'm alone and get with pone

>>13363068
But the performance is TOMAWROW!

>>13363055
Of course not.

I get some chaotic evil sorcerer in the forest to make me a potion to turn me into a pony, and THEN rape her.

>>13363069
Or why not just spend a day with her?

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>>13363058
*so I love YOU as well

>>13363069
Well a lot of junior high kids go on a "practice date" with an older person to get into it, how to keep the conversation going, what good manners are

Even if you don't want to DATE the pony you can still have a fun time and help her. She is your favorite and all.

>>13363062
/v/ pl-
what the shit

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>>13363090
>>13363096
That would be fun, fun is nice

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>>13362924
No they just tell you the only way to be happy with yourself is by being supr dupr buff.

>>13363096
absolutely disgusting and practical. The more you get older the more you notice older people are just younger people who got old

>>13363062
This I got to hear about

>>13362999
Which pony would try to play matchmaker for the two of you?
I bet Rarity would. Always mentioning how the two of you would make a cute couple. Trying to convince you to ask her out on a date. Making outfits for femanon so she can do herself up all nice.

>>13363063
Ross was never fond of me
Here's about how it went if you give a shit:
I defended Ross when I first saw him because mostly people just shat on him because they didn't like the topics of his work (obese fetishism) and I thought "he draws what I don't like" was a dumb reason to collectively hate someone
Ross attacked me anyway repeatedly and on a pretty personal level sometimes too basically because I got more positive responses than him
Realized he was a shitheel
Called him out for posturing (the dunk) and really got under his skin somehow despite using the stupidest insult possible
Ross got super mad
Modern era goes here, where I just ignore him like everyone else does

>>13362999
kill her

>>13363071

First of all, Ross is an egotistical jerk who doesn't care about his fans in the slightest, admits to only posting his shit(literal shit) here to get a reaction to his art because nobody else pays attention to him, and even admits to editing his pictures and not wearing a name JUST to avoid filtering.

Secondly, GG made him really mad once by just saying "get dunked" over and over and Ross made fun of GG's brother or something. Ross a shit.

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>>13363133
> absolutely disgusting and practical
I'm not sure what you're driving at here

>>13363139
But Rarity, when will you realize it's you I love?

>>13363159
>>13363148
So Ross is trying as hard as he possibly can to be John K.?

>>13363159
>Ross made fun of GG's brother or something
Ross made fun of GG because his brother died.

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>>13363129
better than being a fatty fat fatso

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oh man I ran out of musclegirl pony fast
sorry, anon

>>13363161
that would be my reaction if my mom asked me out on a practice date. I'd be all "EW"

>>13363182

Right.

Ross is seriously an awful person.

>>13363161
See now this is chubby. I can get behind this.
And do other things.

>>13363188
post the one with Biglestia

>>13363188

It's fine.

Now I just need PWA to stop by to ask him to write some nice musclegirl stuff and something else.

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>>13363188
I've got a few more.

>>13363193
>That
>Chubby
I weep for modern standards.

>>13363189
Anoyone would

>>13363192
He's just misunderstood and his name has become a meme at this point.
I'm sure he's not any more awful than anyone else

>>13363193
you don't say
http://pastebin.com/SafAZUqW

>>13363182
Holy shit

What an asshole.

I tried to not hate him, but now I can't help it.

>>13363181
He's trying as hard as he can to be an unrepentant asshole.

>>13362999
Well
I mean
Even if we're literally "the last two people on Earth" for certain definitions of Earth
There's no way to know we'd click without meeting
So I guess meet directly? Talk it out? Ask how she got here, ask what she's interested in doing now?
Chances are we'll be each others' backups or confidants but we just don't click romantically and it doesn't feel right even in a world to ourselves to "settle."

>>13362999
BUT I WANTED MY WAIFU. NOW MY CREDIBILITY AS A LONELY HUMAN IS GONE AND EVERY OTHER PONE WILL LOOK AT ME EVEN WEIRDER WHEN I TRY TO TAP DAT PONE

>>13363193
That's not even chubby.
Like, not even close to it.

>>13363206
I think it probably varies from region to region. I can see people in the midwest thinking obesity is chubby because everyone down there has 30%+body fat.

>>13363212

No, he is significantly worse than anybody else here.

Everyone else here at least has some redeeming qualities. Ross shitposts with his art.

Q: What made Endii mad?

>>13363216
No, it's okay. He said GG deserved it because he shared it with the internet on his personal blog. Besides GG was probably just lying about it for attention.

>>13363237
people started to like his oc pony

>>13363193
I'd call that "thick" before anything else.

>>13363231

I think the point was the fact that that Dash has a flat stomach and was still called chubby

>>13363211
>>13363189
Anon, I said "older people." Like a friend in college or high school they might think are cute or really friendly to but way out of their league willing to show them the ropes, not "GIVE 'ER THE DICK."

Like literally taking them to the movie theater, telling them what's appropriate to buy for someone else on the first date, topics to avoid, dry runs, that sort of thing.

It's not super-unheard of.

>>13363237
He's mad?

>>13363237
A: MSOB telling him to stop attention-whoring.

>>13363245
They liked it in the "wrong" ways.
I agree with him

>>13363250
That's not flat, flat would imply that she had muscle up to that point. I don't even think that's possible with those proportions.

>>13363249
She's not even really that thick. People just have a skewed view because already-slim actresses get their waists cut in half for any publicity photo. That's a pretty average torso width.

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>>13363237
>>13363245
>just now realized he hasn't been here and he's not in skype chats
What a baby.

>>13363265
>>13363245
thank fuck
he was annoying anyways

>all this drama that I always ignored

Fuck
Why does it have to be interesting

>>13363257
the only older female friends i had was my mom, so my comment is still appropiate

>>13363237
Endii's mad?
Does he hat us now?
Dammit, I liked that guy a lot, I hope he doesn't.
>>13363268
I thought she was cute and interesting. I wanted to hear stories about her training and doing fights and stuff. What's the "right" way, just not for sexual or what?

>>13363276

>flat would imply that she had muscle up to that point

no it wouldn't

>>13363242
Next you will try to say that GG isn't really homeless, and didn't really have to have surgery to save his life from a terminal medical condition

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>>13363197
uh
uhhhhhhh
why were these in my macro folder

>>13363268
yeah, people starting just wanting her drawn all the time and there's no reason to draw her anymore so it's good of him to drop it

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>>13363245

>mad because OC

I..wat

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>>13363265
>MSOB telling him to stop attention-whoring
>namefags criticizing anyone of attention-whoring

>>13363265
that sounds more malicious than something she would say

when did that happen?

>>13363222
> credibility as a lonely human is gone
Maybe a few people would wonder why you aren't dating the other human, but
It's not like every Equestrian would work romantically with another person on a deserted island
If your only asset in a relationship is "I SO RONERY" that's not much to go on.
That doesn't mean inter-special dating isn't kind of weird to them

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>>13363220
>having a fembro to hang out with and be your only human pal as you live amongst the ponies
shit would be pretty chill

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>>13363301

Butterfly's concussion fetish

>>13363294
Okay by that logic a paunch is "flat."

>>13363307
He got all pissy because of porn it sounds like.

>>13363281
Her core is thick, is what I meant. She doesn't have much "thick" going on with hips or tits. She's just well-built.

>>13363288
I always complain about the meta drama, but I'm just going through the motions.

I like it I think. It's like a soap opera.

>>13363301
ew, not that
the one by iopichio

never mind, just forget it

>>13363312
>she

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>>13363317

>>13363312
>she

>>13363311
It's funny, he doesn't even pony.

You can sign up for the Dark Souls 2 beta today, if you have a Euro psn account. You don't need to live across the pond to make one

Sorry for notpony

>>13363320

Uh, no, a paunch is a paunch.

A stomach can be flat and not be rock hard with muscle.

>>13363293
The sexual thing is probably a cause, but people just would not shut up about it and it seemed like he never really put a lot of thought into her, so he was a little overwhelmed that people liked her so much and kept demanding more.

I can't speak for him, so take whatever I say with a grain of salt.

>>13363298
GG never claimed any of those things though. I think it's pretty fucked up to assume someone must be lying if they say "my brother just died" just because they didn't post a photo of the corpse or some shit.

>>13363318
Queef concussions

>>13363265
>MSOB telling him to stop bitching about porn.

More like this.
And I find it HILARIOUS!

Who knew all you had to do was rile up MLPG into wanting porn of some drawfag to get them to leave!?

Why didn't I think of that before!

>>13363316
you niggas keep idealizing and perfecting this pony fantasy

>>13363362
May as well dream big.

>>13363312
A few days ago.

>>13363338
I like this

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>>13363362
GEE, I WONDER WHY

>>13363331
Post it?
I'm too lazy to go looking

>>13363354
I really hope he's not gone forever. I liked his other ponies too.
I hate it when drawfags get upset and leave, especially chill ones.

>>13363344
Neither of them pony. MSOB draws humans and Endii doesn't even watch the show.

>>13363345
You also need a PS3 to link to the account, meaning I'm one sad, sorry fool for finding that out at the end

>>13363355

>GG never claimed any of those things though

are you serious or just not here 24/7

>>13363358
It wasn't about porn.
He hated his OC in general. Even all the nonsexual requests he got gave him gripes.

>there are people on the sub who aren't even from 4chan posting art

Shit, one even looks like Tess and Rose had an art baby.

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>>13363314
Eh, it's only weird to them in a "well, that's different" manner. They'd probably do a double-take the first time they saw it.

>>13363316
This nigga gets it.
> that awkward moment when she's asking for advice on dating a stallion and you only have a vague impression what Equestrian bro code is
> You ask her to go ask Mac about it, he seems on the ball
> [She just groans and gives you an exasperated look

>>13363377
>Calling those things humans.

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how would you improve your favorite pony?

>>13363374
http://derpibooru.org/409643

>>13363358
Because the majority of drawfags are completely willing to draw porn since its all you guys really care about and thus gains easy attention.

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>>13362999
>a little human girl is lost in Equestria
>she's raised by a pony family.

>you show up in Equestria.
>at first lost in the everfree
>builds a treehouse, hunt, survive.
>live like a wild man in the deep forest.
>you give yourself a fierce sounding name to match your new wild nature and frighten your enemies!
>eventually meet zecora and find out you're not in some crazy alien nightmare world, but in Equestria where you wanted to go.
>your wiafu is out there waiting! You must seek her out.

>the ponies recognize what you are somehow
>they try to hook you up with this plain Jane human girl who says "everypony" all the time and eats flowers.
>even your waifu is in on it.
>these ponies lack subtlty too with how many times they've accidentally left you two alone while excusing themselves.
>she doesn't like it either, she's got this stallion bf in manehatten but her family is trying to be nice by finding her another human to be with.
>You both roll your eyes ponies who think you haven't met before say "Tarzanon, meet Jane."

>>13363385
>Hating an OC that you made.
H-how?!

>>13363377
He finished it(or nearly),

>>13363382
He was looking for a cheaper place to live for a little while, and while he was in the hospital he never said anything about why.

>>13363386

Every art thread I see is by someone from 4chan

who are you talking about?

finally drama that isn't about me

>>13363377
He started watching it, at least.
MSOB just uses pony as an excuse to keep drawing massive tits and satyrs.

>>13363398
Making her real

>>13363376
It was nice the few times he'd do something impromptu.

>>13363391
Well, he's trying to draw humans at least.

>>13363404
>>the ponies recognize what you are somehow
You're a pinkish to brown hairless ape who can talk and seem about the same height, it's not going to take long for them to wonder if you're related.

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Pegasus fantasy

>>13363400
Oh, right
Pretty unf, but there isn't much there really

Implications are hot though

>>13363414
BCS plz.

>>13363385
To be fair, it was more of the general's OC at that point. He drew one picture and you guys just kind of took it and ran with it, and then kept bugging him about it over and over. I could understand.

But I still don't believe any of this happened because I haven't seen it.

>>13363416
Yeah that's what I thought. At least we can fix Endii, but he is kind of a baby.

>>13363314
>If your only asset in a relationship is "I SO RONERY" that's not much to go on.
oh, I didn't mean it like that, but the ponies are very magical thinkers as they live in a magical place, so they might immediately assume it's destiny that the only two human get together. Which may cause them to turn down my advances right off the bat.

>>13363414
Don't think I'm done with you, Anonymous.

>>13363388
I'd probably feel bad about that, and make a better effort at trying around the stallions. It'd be a fine excuse to make some more friends, anyway. And a wonderful leadup to an awkward stallion trying to pump me for tips on trying to ask her out, too.

>>13363414
Shut up, Sentinal.
actually sentinal seems like a cool guy /opinion

>>13363423
I'd rub her in that bare area between her legs

>>13363402
Yeah? Which drawfags do it for MLPG's attention?

>>13363402
What was the most recent porn drawing done by someone here that was talked about for longer than a non sexual drawing GG's stuff doesn't count.

>>13363398
I'd give her a makeover.

>>13363388
>develop a crush on one of her marefriends
>she figures it out
>teases you about it and eggs you on to ask her out

>>13363422
>it was implying that they would have not seen or heard of a human if not for that girl and you didn't know about her.

>>13363444
All of them, every single fucking one.

I told you faggots to cool it with the sexual shit. I'd be pissed off too if someone made a futa out of my OC moments after she was made.

>>13363410
http://mlpg.co/art/res/1311.html

>>13363459
stay mad bro

I'm just disappointed no one will ever use my oc for sexuals

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>>13363427

>drawing porn

>tfw Endii hats us
I told you.
I told you the very first day he came here.

>>13363430
he could've just said i don't want to draw her again and that's it.

>>13363441
agreed
Just 'cause he's a bit spergy doesn't mean he doesn't do his best to be a bro

>>13363441
He's not.
He's really not.

>>13363465

>last post September 2nd

he's ded, anon

>>13363459
>Jailbait is laughing in his grave

>>13363455
To what gain?

>>13363472
- mewball, porn artist, 2013

>>13363472
Mewball has my respect in this regard.

>>13363469

>the BCS may be gone after this year, but BCS will still infest our threads

>>13363469
I meant to take a picture of that when I saw it, but missed my chance.
Thanks for getting it.

>>13363459

I think I'd be flattered

>>13363430
>Make a pony.
>Ask the General to name it.
>They do.
>Get attached to it.
>Get pissed when they start asking more about it, more art of it.
>"WHY MUST YOU FORCE ME TO DRAW MORE!!"

I had no idea we had a GUN pointed at his head forcing him to draw more Butts.

>>13363491
You know that's sarcasm, right?

>>13363472
i think you'd be pretty good with human lewd

>>13363472
Speaking of drawing porn, has anybody heard from Jalm recently?

>>13363488
All artists are attention whores, I mean the "popular" ones usually just sit on the mlpg all day posting their shit as reaction images and coming out of anon the second someone talks about them.

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>>13363474
>tfw I remember you saying that
>tfw I said you were being a negative nancy
I'm sorry I didn't listen, anon. Maybe I could have stopped it.

>>13363382
I'm serious. People made up those theories but he never said he was homeless or having some major operation.

>>13363472

You know a human with pubes poking around a bikini isn't porn, Mewball

>>13363450
alternatively,
>one of her marefriends develops a crush on YOU
>she keeps trying to subtly hint that her friend likes you, but you're too dense to pick up the cues

>>13363492
>Raridash
Wait, what's the appeal of this ship?

>>13363496
I wish she would get on Skype

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http://derpibooru.org/419984

>>13363504
I thought he was still clean? What position did he fuck lyra in?

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PONY WANTS DATE
OFFERS YOU FLOWER

>>13363486
He isn't dead.
He is just in an amorphous state between life and death, worse than death, worse than hell. His restless soul expresses the eternal torment through drawings posted here.

>>13363525
>heavy cocks

UNF

>>13363530
I EAT THEM

>>13363472
Strom when?

>>13363497
When I saw it I immediately thought of MLPG.

>>13363451
I'm not sure if I'm parsing this right, but surely she's unusual and something of a byline. YOU look like her, and likely the ONLY thing that looks and acts like her.

I'm just saying "somehow" could be pretty simple as long as they don't persist on confusing you for a hairless Diamond Dog.

> At first you're really upset they'd confuse you with something that ugly
> You realize by degrees they have no facial recognition among humans and other humanoids
> Once or twice they confuse you with Jane, you with a Diamond dog, you with a tailless Dragon wearing a wig if you're wearing too many clothes
> You're not certain if they're pulling your leg sometimes or it's some sort of universal face-blindness

>>13363528
cowgirl

>>13363516
To be honest, he lasted longer than I expected from a new guy, but this isn't 2011 anymore. This thread has become a hungering meat grinder craving the flesh of artists

>>13363525
This and the variety pack one are hot as fuck

>>13363550
Always pictured him as more of a doggy style.

>>13363544
Pony was delicious

>>13363521
I'd guess it's similar to the contrast apparent in Squigglekicker, but with a different kick to it that may be a bit less predictable.
Maybe a little bit of joking around re: Rainbow Dash always dressing in style

>>13363486
>>13363531

To be honest, Jailbait's recent attitude has something arrogant about it.

>>13363515
And you just lurk around and wait for them, don't you BCS/RCHhateanon

>>13363490
>>13363528
i just couldn't help myself

http://imgur.com/r1YeBm6

>>13363550
cowgirl is best position

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>>13363521
I don't ship them, but I love the idea of Rarity dolling Dash up. It's so fucking cute.

If I ever gain drawing talents, even though I have /d/ tier fetishes, I am never gonna do lewd

>>13363571
moar big lyra when

>>13363571
Lewd.

>>13363571
FUCKING LEWD MAN!

>>13363553
Demanding art, then stoning you in public when you draw it for them. Accusing you of being an attention-whore as though wanting acknowledgement and recognition is evil or something.

>>13363571
unf

>>13363579
why not?
you some kind of prude or something?

>>13363571
that's a big pone

>>13363550
>implying that pic wasn't just suggestive

>>13363515
You think highly of yourself to assume others think about MLPG all day, don't you?

>>13363492
oh Rara-sama

>>13363474
It was plainly obvious. This place is hateful to everyone. We've just kind of gotten used to it.

>>13363589
Pretty much this.

>>13363589
The mlpg is a terrible place for contributors, it tries to warn you itself. Frankly if the artists are still stupid enough to take requests from us they have it coming.

>>13363601
Wheres the pic of the cum on it rch?

>>13363601
i was looking for the globs of cum

>>13363589
And accusing you of circlejerking, when talking to the other art dispensers through the bars of your cage.

>EqG Pinkie Pie just realized during lunch that she forgot to put on her underwear that morning, she puts on her extra pair while everyone stares awkwardly.

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>>13363589

I always thank artists for taking my requests and such.

Maybe artists SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO SHITPOSTERS?

>>13363603
I'm mlpg? That doesn't seem right.

>>13363571
https://derpibooru.org/340960?scope=scpea3abce4087df68b2f37c65edfeb4a1965f403256

>>13363617
>>13363619

I'm not RCH, but I'll do it

When I get a better camera

>>13363623
that's a weird fetish

>>13363520
> "So Portia likes bikes, I guess."
> You nod. The bamboo rickshaw fixie you managed to build in your size is disgustingly hipster but it gets you around town.
> "She was asking me the other day how you put it together. I didn't know much about it."
> You mumble something about "It's a standard model, just different leg-lengths and some custom grips."
> "I think she has a bike co-op starting. Maybe you should join."
> You shoot Femanon a look. Every meeting in town turns into a bunch of stares at your weird face and fingers, at least at first. You can't imagine what it would be like working with ratchets.
> "I'm just saying she seems interested in your - projects."
> "They're the same as anything she's seen, she just wants to see my weird body," you huff, turning back to the newspaper.
> She mutters darkly, "You don't know the half of it"

>>13363520
>giving you a pep-talk as you get ready for your date
>assuring you that you'll be fine, she won't spontaneously think you're a creep, don't overthink yourself, just relax and have a good time

>>13363549
here's what I was saying, YOU meet the ponies and are surprised that they have somehow not only know what a human is but have seen one before, the surprise coming from the idea that there weren't supposed to be any humans in their world. Yet somehow they already know that you're not something like a diamond dog without hair or a deformed minotaur. And you find out they know because they have met a human before and they try to hook the two of you up.

>>13363610
>Artists taking requests.
Truly this is the mistake!

Let me guess, they should go to your little artist feel good thread in /mlp/?
Where no criticism is allowed and we all love and tolerate the budding art?

>>13363632
>futa vinyl

UMF

>>13363623
So she's French?

>>13363589
>listening to anonymous
>in the year of our lord jesus christ 2013


n-not that i don't like you or anything anon-senpai

>>13363637
>Portia
That name...

i don't like the shitposting

my dick hurts

i'm hungry for requests

i wish i was in 2011 having fun in this thread

>>13363624
its easier to notice the people that yell

>>13363657
I thought you were banned, bcs

>>13363595
I am

I also just don't want to actually make porn.

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>>13362852
To an italian restaurant for spaghetti

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I don't even remember most of this drama!
Endii drew some stuff recently and all I saw was some people saying they should have 3D glasses!

>>13363657
I request stallions frotting

>>13363656
?

>>13363643
>Implying mlpg criticism
There's a 50/50 chance it's either bullshit some shitposter makes up on the fly that makes no real difference in the drawing, or being something genuinely useful. And don't take my word on the place being shit, just look at all the people that hat us.

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>>13363677

>>13363665

If you're retarded, yes.

A smart person would ignore the person yelling shit at you.

>>13363634
no thanks

>>13363657
CMC taking care of the main 6 who have accidentally turned into babies.

>>13363666

BCS cut her dick off stupid

>>13363693
Too late
It's happening

>>13363643
>MLPG
>criticism

Fucking lol.

>>13363688
Oh or some reaction image like this >>13363690 that artists find insulting while at the same time not being able to respond to it because it's joking.

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>>13363677
Yeah, what was that all about anyway?

>>13363699
homo fucking erotic

>tfw darf is ded and hats us

>>13363688
>It's not true!

Bullshit, the skype chat is the same way.
Artists come here to not get hand held.
They come here to get a slap in the face and a pat on the ass.

>>13363699
For years I'd seen that and I JUST now got that joke. Jesus I think I have a brain tumor.

>>13363699
I just want to see a healthy, well-adjusted, fully homosexual fizzle

>>13363640
> everything seems like a wreck in your head
> dinner was terrible, you had no idea what to order, chewed way too loudly through all your fries
> had no idea how to relate to her work in the Weather Team, sputtered about what you like to do for fun, came up with something about "reading and writing" that sounded stupid stupid stupid
> no idea what to do with your hands, ten times worse when you know they're weird floppy finger things here
> come home in a flop-sweat, proceed to drink the spaghetti away

>>13363589
>tfw artist in MLPG
>pretty much the exact opposite of this
>draw things without a name
>continually push away everyone that wants to give you any attention, acknowledgement, recognition, etc
I have no idea how you guys don't complete hate me yet.

>>13363656
Remind you of someone?
Someone down and diiiiiiirty~?

>>13363677
Endii is turning Kraut 2.0
Decent artist just starting out, gets all the attention, flips out over some trivial shit and in the end turns out to be nothing more than a really mediocre artist with a shit personality.

>>13363731
>ded and commissions are closed

who else can I pay to write lewd horsewords

>>13363735
Yeah the drawfags are just lining up aren't they?