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>"With these babies, I can point out Wonderbolts 67% more accurately and efficiently!"

Previous Thread
>>13349391
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>>13353790

>implying RD would ever get glasses
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somewhat more acceptable
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>>13353812
She wants to look smart. Is there something wrong with that?
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http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/#bigger
What is this and why is it in my QR?
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>>13353816

that's a bit racist isn't it
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>>13353816
>>>/pol/
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>13353790
She probably prefers prescription goggles to glasses
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>>13353837
Are you a horse?
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>>13353828

Yes, nerds are awful ponies who should be shot. RD would know this and never outwardly display nerdsigns.
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>>13353855
Gilda please
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>>13353858
Seriously?
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/lksgamesandshit

LK still strammin'
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>>13353858

I'm turning your filename into a mid-length novella. You don't know who I am but I imagine you probably know me from fimfiction if you read pony fiction at all. Watch this space.
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>>13353858
LOOK AT THE FUNHATER OVER HERE
WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH

>>13353721
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>>13353871

this fuckin' dweeb
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who /ccg/ here
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>>13353858
That's actually a pretty amusing concept

Did that last post mark the end of the AJ and fluttershy arc?
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>>13353891
gilda please fuck me
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>>13353889
It was obvious bait that was clearly going to be deleted by the OP
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>>13353889
Everything, anon.

Everything.
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For some reason I keep thinking mlp should have someone whos totally scrooge mcduck in it somewhere
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>>13353889

>>13353909
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>>13353858
Being a receptionist at a con must be awful
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Let's try this again.

Part One is done! Here it is again for the morning crowd

Sour Belle: Sweetie Belle, tired of being bullied by Diamond Tiara, finds a strange pony in the woods who grants her the all-powerful Alicorn Amulet! Will Sweetie Belle be able to harness this power responsibly or will her grudge against Diamond Tiara cause her to take things too far?

Part/chapter 1 http://pastebin.com/RQwsxBGk

Feedback is magic
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>>13353901

You can't handle my gryphon cunt, you don't even have a barbed cock
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>>13353923
That's fucking creepy as hell, man
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>>13353909
>>13353914

But why would I do that? Yeah, it was a bit much. But people always ignore the OP of the thread in a couple of posts.
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>>13353923
that's horrifying
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>>13353923
on this butt
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>>13353920
I like it so far

How do you plan to handle the evil nature of the amulet from a narrative perspective? As in, will it actually try to talk with her and tempt her or is it gonna be a more passive evil?
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>>13353946

I always think that's a mustache.
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>>13353932
>knowingly making a OP that is guraenteed to brign in shitposters

you are wrose than hitler

OP responsibly
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>>13353923
UNF
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>>13353932
A good OP can actually carry a fair amount of discussion.

This one isn't good buy it isn't meant to cause trouble either
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>>13353923

ew
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>>13353920
Man I like how you captured DT and SS's bitchiness.
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Whatever.
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>>13353932
Nearly everyone here at the very least dislikes EG. If you post about it in a positive light, you are almost surely shitposting. Starting a thread with a picture of BradXTwi and text about the two? No. Even if you were completely sincere I'd still refuse to be in a thread like that, largely because it invites both shitposters and idiots from /mlp/ who did somehow like it to come in and post about it, which is the last thing I want to do.
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>>13353925
I can be the man you want me to be
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>>13353920
>>>/mlp/
>>>/fimfiction/
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>>13353873
It happens more regularly than I expect.

>>13353882
As you like!

>>13353900
For now.

>>13353917
She was offered some after-hours time to hang out with the Wonderbolts, plus, you know, anything to stay in their good graces.
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*wwonderbolts into thread*
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>>13353948
I've been toying with the idea of an evil Alicorn soul being trapped in the Amulet, seeking a potential host in the same way that a Marvel symbiote seeks a host to control.

I've yet to decide if it will actually speak to her or if it will have more of a "One Ring" effect.
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>>13353975
Not that guy:

I really like EQG
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>>13353975
>If you have an opinion that differs from the norm you're shitposting
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>>13353986
Holy crap, is she alright?
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>>13353995
faggot
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>>13353955
Godwins law strikes again
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who wants a cummy bear?
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>>13353994
that could be interesting, but I'd be very cautious with giving it backstory.
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AHAH, A WONDERBOLT! DOWN THERE!
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>you will never a pink
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>>13354011
Yeah, getting too far away from what we see in the show would distract and detract from the story
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>>13354014
BUT AREN'T YOU A WONDERBOLT?
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>>13353986
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>>13353998
No, it's this specific opinion. There are people like >>13353995, he liked it, whatever. But he's (presumably) not bringing it up to talk about how brilliant and fun it was because he knows that it will only end with people telling him that his opinions are shit and a shitposter picking up the "defend EG" position and wrecking the thread. If he does bring it up, he's a moron.
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>>13353986
Will you ever pastebin some of your filenames that form full stories?

I always get ammused by them.
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>>13353920
Enjoying it so far
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noice
dem dynamics
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>>13353994
Not that guy, and just stating my preference, but I think going with a One ring like effect is better.

I mean an evil soul communicating with Sweetie would be cool but I think you'd be complicating yourself to much.
And I'd like to see Sweetie slowly going to the dark side without noticing without a evil voice trying to manipulate her.
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>>13353920
meh
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rumble's cheeks
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sex with the wonderbolts
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Your mind will play tricks on you. Open your mind for Christ sake! Open your mind to capitalism!
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>>13354082
>wonderbolt
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>>13354025
>you will never be pink
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>>13354078
I want to pinch them

I hope you mean his face
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>>13354095
That's because pink isn't real
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>>13354052
that anatomy is awful
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>>13354058
Agreed.

I'd stick around to talk about it more but I've got work that needs doing.
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>>13354097
His face
And more
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Celestia's dense, dense, dense bush.
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>>13354103
Well then good luck with whatever you're doing.
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>>13354099
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talk shit about the wonderbolts get hit!
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>>13354099
fuck you, she is.
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>>13354100
Redline it then. Show what is wrong.

predictable answer in 3...2...
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>>13354133
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What sorts of games/activities would you prepare if you had to babysit the crusaders?
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Like two peas in a pod we do everything together
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>>13354133
That's the internet for you
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>>13354133
Shitposting is not the point of MLPG. The point is discussing ponies and all related things within one thread.
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>>13354052
Fuck that, give me Ribbon Wishes.

PLEASE give me Ribbon Wishes
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>>13354143
Hide 'n' Fuck
Rock Paper Finger
bending over and taking as much as you can
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A LUMP OF LOVE WILL TAKE THE BRONCO'S BUCK
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>>13354143
I wouldn't want to babysit them. My house would be destroyed and reek of filly piss for weeks
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>>13354149
>The point is discussing ponies and all related things within one thread.

wouldn't it be easier to just make a thread about that?
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>>13354133
Don't forget horrifying furry porn.
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>>13354143
At this point, a wii system. A 4way combat with Smash Brother or Mario Kart is always fun.
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>>13354143
Crusading
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>>13354163
no
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>>13354177
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>>13354163
Not really.
You can talk about multiple topics at the same time in one thread.
Much better that way honestly
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>>13354163
If you mean each separate thing, then obviously no, because then you have to browse the frontpage to find out about new things and you constantly have to search for threads to discuss topics or make them, and if you want to follow multiple topics then you need to keep multiple tabs open and click around.
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Pony broke free from her leash!
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This better not be one of you faggots bidding

I've got $500 to burn
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>>13354210
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>>13354199
but it can get overwhelming trying to keep up

>>13354200
you can just use the catalog if you don't like the front page. plus keeping everything in it's own thread makes it easier to keep up.
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>>13354216

Then I'll bid $499 just to spite you~
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>>13354229
Do it faggot, I dare you.
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>>13354229
when will you fuck, though
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>>13354216
>paying $500 for that
Really?
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>>13354002
I'm sure she'll be fine.

>>13354039
I've never thought about it before.
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oh, is this the real thread?

hi guys! I missed you. thanks for being here today
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>>13354251
whoever you are
you're welcome
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>>13354263
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>>13354228
It's almost never overwhelming, the thread is not fast enough for that. Keeping everything in a separate thread is not easier at all, because as I said, you have to click through each one if there are replies, instead of only having to look at one. And you still have to keep refreshing something to find out about new things if you want to avoid this thread, which is not easy at all.
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>>13354228
>but it can get overwhelming trying to keep up
Not really. After a while you get used to it. And even so most of the time the speed is easily manageable.

>you can just use the catalog if you don't like the front page. plus keeping everything in it's own thread makes it easier to keep up.
Yes but then you'd have to constantly change tabs. Also it provides numerous advantages since you could get people not interested in the topic initially, join the discussion since it started to interest them along the way.
You also get responses from a more varied group of persons. If you make a thread about let's say the comics, you'd only have people that looked trough the catalog at all the threads for something interesting and people interested in the comic. Here, because it's a general thread, you could get any kind of people to join any kid of discussion.
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fap fap fap
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>>13353790
Damn it, OP. Now I have a serious dilemma.

Do I cum inside Rainbow Dash, or do I cum on her glasses? And see her blush as she adjusts them and looks at you through the splattered lenses.
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>>13354251
You're welcome, thanks for being you
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>>13354288
stroke stroke stroke lick lick
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>>13354228
>but it can get overwhelming trying to keep up
5 posts per minute are overwhelming?
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>>13354290
That's pretty unf
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>>13354293
EG FS is a total cutie pie.
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>Dat AJ from the Slice of Life update
I would her. I would her so hard as a husband should
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>>13354133
No.
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>>13354319
>no wings
what kind of crazy continuity is this
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>>13354319
But it's normal AJ with a scarf...
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>>13354133
>Hourly "Whats the point of MLPG" post
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http://derpiboo.ru/403800
You know, that would actually be kind of hot.
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>>13354319
>Discord outta nowhere

something tells me the canterlot play will have soem very interesting effects
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>>13354337
I guess her mane is longer
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>>13354319
She was very pretty. That Rarity, though....
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Pone's mouth
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>>13354337
Mane's longer, a bit wilder as well.
And the scarf is cute.
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>>13354361
Eh. not a fun of AJ or that comic or whatever. You guys continue having fun.
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>>13354382
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>>13354358
Really dig the hair.
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>>13354360
feels great
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>>13354399
I'm a sucker for hairstyles.
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>>13354399
That Lyra is too cute for me to handle
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>>13354415
what a gross fetish
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>>13354399
Man I love Rarity, I mean she's my waifu, but that looks horrible.
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>>13354343
aw shhiiiiit
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>>13354415
Hair is great
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>>13354419
nigger i will fight you
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Pony just wants to remind you that she's naked
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>>13354446
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>>13354415
I like Rarity, too.
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>>13354446
It's not a bad fetish. It's great.
But you have horrible tastes in that fetish
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>>13354465
What episode that?
Or is it a fan animation?
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Give me three reasons why Rarity is not a slut
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>>13354452
I know, I know
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>>13354479
1. Theres no proof that she's ever had sex
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>>13354465
Pinkie hairstyles are great no matter what she wears
Prove me wrong
Protip: You probably can but fuck you
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>>13354487
>>13354479
this
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>>13354473
You could project a movie between her neck and tits
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>>13354475
It's from an episode
though I forgot the name
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>>13354487
Counterpoint 1. There's no proof that she's ever not had sex
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>>13354473
MODS
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>>13354493
REKT
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>>13354499
Her being flirtatious and manipulative isn't slutty.
Headcanon isn't truth
She doesn't like Spike
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>>13354475
TIMECOP

>>13354469
If you say so.
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>>13354485
That's not an ass, THIS is an ass
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>>13354499
This. Stop trying to get rid of the burden of proof, rarifags.
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should pony pony pony?
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>>13354511
>She doesn't like Spike

Mah niggah.
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>>13354524
What an ass
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>>13354513
Actully it looks pretty good.
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What would Rarity be more horrified of

The world thinking she is a slut or the world finding out she's a virgin
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>>13354511
>>13354539
Nigs of mine
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>>13354528
no it's like Schrodinger's Slut
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>>13354539
Sparity is the worst ship ever devised. I'd rather have Mordetwi than Sparity
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>>13354548
The former
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>>13354524
But I like little butts. It's something I can tease them about. It also means they're significantly lighter, it'll be much easier to travel with Scootaloo. She's practically a carry-on.
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>>13354465
Rarity should style more ponies.

I want an episode where Rarity prepares Twilight for some sort of royal meeting. Like trains her in High class etiquette, redoes her mane, gives her a pretty dress all that.
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>>13354540
Nope Scootass is best
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>>13354548
The world thinking she's a slut, despite the fact that it's more likely for Pinkie to sleep around than her.
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>>13354539
Well technically she likes him but like Twilight she sees him more as a little brother than anything else.

He has no chance with her. Which is good
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>>13354564
That is a really cute picture.
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>>13354564
>Rarity styles Twilight's mane in preparation for her marriage to King Sombra.png
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>>13354572
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>>13354577
It's platonic; Spike sees her as someone he loves, while Rarity thinks of him as a friend
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>>13354582
>Sombra still only says "crystals"
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>>13354548
slut.
Virginity is exquisite, darling
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>>13354548
Slut

I think "the world" would think even more highly of her if she was a virgin. A pony with such beauty reserving herself and not giving into temptation, even during estrous?
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>>13354592
I'm so glad Hasbro finally stood up and had the guts to make a character with severe dementia have a significant role in their cartoon.
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What would Rainbow Dash be more horrified of

The world thinking she is a lesbian or the world finding out she's a virgin
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pinkie pie
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>>13354548
>Rarity is worried about putting things into her backside
>Pinkie Pie keeps snacks in there
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>>13354606
I'm glad they addressed the serious problem of meth addiction.
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>>13354590
It's a bit more. Look at the beginning of Dragon Quest. For her Spike is that cute little brother that she cares a lot about.
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>>13354612
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QUICK, THE LAST PICTURE YOU DREW IS NOW ENGRAVED ON YOUR TOMBSTONE

WHAT IS IT

IF YOURE NOT AN ARTIST LAST PICTURE YOU FAPPED TO
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>>13354612
I LOVE YOU
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this thread is now haunted
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>>13354624
>http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/11/30/167962.png
I guess it could be worse.
I guess.
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>>13354624
oh dear. my ms paint test picture..
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>>13354624
But I fapped to a fiction not an image
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>>13354624
I would post it but I'd have to take a photo. I'm too lazy
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>>13354624
fuck
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>>13354592
>"Do you take this mare to be your wife"
>"Crystals"
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>>13354644
>fapped to a fiction
mah nigga
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>>13354644
THE ENTIRETY OF THE FICTION IS NOW ENGRAVED ON YOUR TOMB

WHAT WAS IT ABOUT
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>>13354644
then your grave has a quote from it engraved on it
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>>13354609
probably finding out she's a virgin.
she strikes me as the type to loudly proclaim how she's totally had sex and she was totally awesome at it.
when in reality she's never done it before and gets weak in the knees whenever it seems like things are heading in that direction.
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>>13354592
>Twilight understands him perfectly
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>>13354661
transformation
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>>13354644
>>13354660
Drawings<Fiction<Imagination
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>>13354624
You know, tombstones with LCD screens might not be a bad idea.
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>>13354663
>tfw no Dashquest where you date a boasting Rainbow Dash but in reality she's never gone on a date before
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>>13354624
> tombstone is engraved with a circle
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>>13354661
>fucking human-Dash in the ass
aw crap...
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why is rarity such a slut
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>>13354679
you know how fast those things would break/get stolen?
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>>13354663
Sounds more like Rainbow Dash.

>Hey Twilight, guess what?
>I just had sex and I was so awesome at it
>I'm the best at sex, I'm the fastest in all of Equestria
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>>13354661
Twilight doming Rarity from Rarity's point of view. I loved it a lot. Probably second favorite fapfic.

THE FUCKER ENDED THE FIC JUST AS PEGGING WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN. GODDAMN IT AUTHOR THAT'S JUST A BIG FUCK YOU

The ending alone is still strong enough to give you a big unf if you have imagination.
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>>13354691
She isn't.
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Why is she so show-destroying cancer AIDS Mary Sue worstVA worstfans worstpone?
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I want my grave to have one of those holograms that changes when you get close to it
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>>13354694
>Twilight doming Rarity from Rarity's point of view
...unf...
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>>13354691
See this post: >>13354511
Headcanon smells when it drips
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>>13354703
Because the world isn't perfect.
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>>13354707
Yeah, you should probably get that looked at.
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>people seriously hating on the cutest straight ship
And before someone acts like a smart ass, the Cakes don't count since they're already together.
One of these day, I'm going to find every single one of you faggots and hurt you.
There seems to be a Sparity thread on /mlp/, which is giving me dupes every time.
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>>13354692
Screen behind waterproof glass
Bottom has a rod that extends 5 feet down
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>>13354703
Don't. Just Don't
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Look, just let Rarity tell it like it is.
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>>13354731
Don't what?
Twilight a shit and that's just the way things are.
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>>13353896
I do. I do. Only 9 time machines to go.
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I'm going to marry Rarity!
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pony wants to buy 50,000 metal marbles from the local vendors
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>>13354705
It also goes trough Rarity's thoughts which makes it even better.
And Twilight constantly calls her bitch.
There's a part where she doesn't kno how to call her, goes trough multiple terms like slave, pet, slut, whore and explain why none of them are good. Made me unf a lot. But that's just me probably
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>>13354661
>human Derpy loving

Could be worse I guess.
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>>13354727
Cute ships can still be shit

See: Sparity
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>>13354737
So, shes just a sex addict?
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>>13354727
>people liking Sparity
This is the worst ship; Spike is a cunt and Rarity wants to be treated like a lady.
Soarindash is better than Sparity even.
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>>13354727
>And before someone acts like a smart ass, the Cakes don't count since they're already together.
>canon ships aren't relationships
You're cute when you pretend you know the meaning of words.
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>>13354753
>here lies anon
>he masturbated to the thought of fucking a retard
>here's the fic if you want to read it
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>>13354727
nigga it's stupid as fuck and the show made it clear it's ded and onesided as fuck.
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Why is Pinkie Pie so worst character all the time?
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>>13354631
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>>13354770
That's not how you spell Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13354754
>Scruffy is a TwiFag
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>>13354769
>the show made it clear it's ded and onesided as fuck

Except it never did.
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>>13354737
No proof.

She wouldn't have sex with dregs
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>>13354770
because s3 ruined her

Ponk and TS turned to shit, Dash and FS got better, AJ and Rarity stayed the same.
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Would Rarity fuck a diamond dog or two?
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>>13354770
Why are you so butthurt?
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>>13354770
Because she's the best pony
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>>13354788
Rarity turned a bit more into Panka, but with less jokes and more arrogance and the absolute opposite of generosity
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>>13354770
She was terrible in S3. It because ofTHE WRITERS She is also worst pone
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>>13354788
Twilight has been going to shit since S2.
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>>13354791
No

That's Bubble Berry's thing.
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>>13354794
that reminds me
i haven't masturbated today
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>>13354791
Or three.
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>>13354802
Somewhat true.
Twilight became worst pony in S2 but she got even worse over the course of S3.
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>>13354806
I'm pretty sure she requires a minimum of four
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>>13354781
She treats him like a fucking pet or younger brother.
You are delusional if you actually think it's not onesided and that Spike has a chance.
Fuck sake Rarity was hitting on Fancy in the wedding episode. Doesn't give a fuck about Spike.
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>>13354768
She's not retard, you retard.
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>>13354781
Except it did.

Spike is a creepy bastard that only likes Rarity for her looks.
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>>13354806
Or eleven.
With some stallions on top.
At once.
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How can Twilight-fags live with themselves right now
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>>13354816
>>13354818
>being this delusional
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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
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>>13354825
Ignorance is bliss (and shitposting)
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>>13354788
>S3 ruined Panka
>when a friend in Deed exists.
Niggas you don't even know what you are talking about. The song was great but the rest of the episode? Pinkie was an annoying shit almost all the episode. That's her lowest point in the show.
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>>13354825
I stopped being a Twifag
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>>13354827
Do you even watch the show?
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>>13354825
Through the magic of severe delusion
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>>13354825
Something new's happened?
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>>13354791
No.

I kind of like the tall one though
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>>13354817
Keep telling yourself that, retardfucker. You're worse than a pedo.
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>>13354825
>>13354837
>>13354839
>>13354842
Wow, you guys are mad.
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>>13354825
Hope, its like pandora just opened the box. That's all we have left
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>>13354825
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>>13354838
Ponk sucked in AFID, no doubt, but she only truly went to shit in S3.
She was good in MMMMMMMMMM, at least.Twilight ruined that episode.
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>>13354770

Am I the only one that thought she was funny in S3?
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>>13354868
yes

you are the only one
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>>13354859
Hello twifag.
How's your cardboard cutout doing?
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>>13354861
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>13354868
No, there were always 7 year old girls
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>Rarity discussion will always be abut whether or not she's a slut

Now I know how Flutterfags from last year feel like.
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>>13354868
Well she was okay in TMPP
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>>13354861
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>>13354838
A friend in deed has great Panke, while S3 has things like her portrayal in GPP. She acts like a literal retard there for the whole episode.
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>>13354868
She was. Honestly not even a Pinkie fag and the only time she was annoying was with the NOOOOOOOO joke.

Other than that she was just the normal Pinkie like she was in all the seasons.
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>>13354888
2.3 HAIR EXTENSIONS
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>>13354868
YOU_ARE_NEVER_THE_ONLY_ONE.jpg does not apply for once.
She was The Big Bang Theory-tier of humor in S3.
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>>13354895
At least those things are in the show and true.
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>>13354888
Trips

It's funny, there is no basis on that anyway.

If anything Pinkie would sleep around far more because she wants to make "everyone happy and smile"
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>>13354895
That's not nearly as bad. Hell, even with the whole Flutterfarts and the Shira shit, FS talk could still be done normally.
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>>13354906
She's not nearly as generous as Rarity.
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>>13354888
At least we're still discussing if she is, while Uttershyte is confirmed for a slut.
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>>13354906
she accomplishes that through hugs and the best songs on the show
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>>13354895
BACKGROUND PONY
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>>13354915
But Rarity is a greedy cunt.
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>>13354897

That's going too far.
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>call Rarity a slut
>entire thread devolves into namecalling each other's waifus
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>>13354915
She wouldn't sleep around because she's high class.

Plus, she's generous, maybe, 65% of the time.
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>>13354929
Yeah, she was only missing the laugh track.
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>>13354919
>best songs in the show
...nah.
Not in This Day Aria, not is Find a Pet, not in Art of the dress, not in A true true friend

She has some parts in WWU and hat my cutie mark is telling me. And in At the Gala and her part was actually great there.
But that's it.
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>>13354932
THE RARIFAGS ARE BEHIND IT
THEY WANT TO KILL THE GENERAL
FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG
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>>13354868
I legit liked her in S3
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>>13354939
but anon she sang all those songs
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>>13354924
>cunt

I don't think you or half the board know what that word means.

Rarara is demanding but has a good heart.

RD is inconsiderate but has good intentions
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>>13354868
She was cute in Too Many Pinkies.
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>>13354947
Go and rewatch it all.
Then you will understand.
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It's hard being a fan of all three seasons, it feels like everyone just enjoys hating the show and everything about it.
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>>13354933
the other 35% of the time she's stealing little kid's birthday presents like the tax collector at the start of disney's robin hood
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>>13354932
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None of the ponies are bad, and they'd think you were a horrible person for saying such hurtful and untrue things about their best friends.
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Rarity: Element of Promiscuity
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>>13354946
>>>/pol/
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>>13354933
>She wouldn't sleep around
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>>13354957
But I did, and I still liked her
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>>13354954
>Dash
she's an out and out cunt and even the other main characters can't bare to be around her
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>>13354919
And being annoying as fuck from S2 onward.
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>>13354956
That episode title summed up the whole of S3
>Too many Pinkies
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>>13354624
I died for the apple horse
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>>13354974
well S3 is not canon so that's ok
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>>13354963
my nigga

Even my least favorite pony is a wonderful individual that I would love to call a firend
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>>13354954
Then what the fuck are they doing parading around these fancy-shmancy pieces of glitter shit called the "elements of harmony"?
They're supposed to be the sole embodiment of their 'element', a representation for generations to come, a template to perfect behavior in that one area.
So what the fuck is Rararararara doing?
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>>13354976
HER TAIL RAN AWAY WITH HER HAT
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>>13354968
Good goy
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>>13354960
You are not alone
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>>13354978
from the start of season 2 onward.
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>>13354963
Eh it's just playful jabs. I love all the ponies. Even the bad ones like Fluttershy and AJ

Have some more cute ponies
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>>13354971
I didn't tell you to watch it a second time, I didn't tell you to watch it a third time or fourth time.
I told you to rewatch it.
As in, add another number to the amount of times you watched it.
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>>13354978

Nothing is canon anymore.

There is no show.

Only fanfiction and headcanons remain.
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>>13354960
I just like cute ponies man, I don't get all the hate
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>>13354980
That's it, though, except for Twilight Sparkle, none of them have fullied embodied their elements yet. That's why they're not alicorn princesses yet.
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>>13354960
>implying
Nigga I love all the seasons.
Bitches just cynical as fuck and blow the smallest things out of proportions. If some S1 episodes aired now everyone would complain about them like there's no tomorrow.
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>>13354963
>and they'd think you were a horrible person for saying such hurtful and untrue things about their best friends.
They would think that regardless of whether or not we said anything about their friends.
Maybe they would try to make us less evil though, that would be nice.
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>>13355001
oh thank goodness
now my waifu will be perfect forever
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>>13354957

I've rewatched it several times. I still like Pinkie and all the other ponies just as much.
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>>13354980
They don't represent the "sole embodiment" of their element, they were chosen as the elements so they could eventually develop to be the best at their certain element.
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>>13355011
which is why Twilight is a vapid piece of cardboard regurgitate compared to <insert any show character ever here>
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>>13354957
Rewatched every episode of S3 multiple times.
She is still the same Pinkie as she was in the previous seasons.
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>>13355026
All of them are fucking stereotype cardboard cutouts
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>>13355014
>They would think that regardless of whether or not we said anything about their friends.

That kind of falsehood is why you're a bad person.
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>>13354970
>implying she would
>>13354961
Yeah she can be greedy, but let's not forget the fact that greed is the only way to develop generosity
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>>13355036
>that hair
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>>13355011
>>13355026
It helps becuae the "Element of Magic" is aactually a increadibly vague title and has no 'Specific' theme like the other elements

basically being in synch with her own element isn't a good thing (think about how much magic there is in the MLP world and how many types there is of it)
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>>13355035
And then anon hated every pony.
>>
/lksgamesandshit

LK updating Scratch
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>>13354961
>he's stealing little kid's birthday presents
Anon please stop shitposting.
>>
YOU'RE IN EQUESTRIA

YOU ARE FRENS WITH PONY

YOU COULD BE MORE BUT PONY WANTS YOU TO MEET HER FOLKS FIRST

HOW DO THEY LIKE YOU
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can we at lest agree that cadence and celestia is the worst pony?
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>Only one black guy in Breaking Bad
>He sells meth
>and fried chicken
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>>13354972
She only acted like a cunt in about 10 episodes out of 65.
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>>13355050
Magic is Friendship.

Her element is friendship, and she's become their very best friend.
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>>13355050
>how many types there is of it
You mean, exactly as many as the writers need to temporarily justify their terrible plot?
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>>13355059
I WOULD BET THEY WOULD HATE ME ON THE SPOT!
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>>13355036
Not trying to be edgy or anything, but most of us have a ''questionable'' morality at best
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>>13355071
Then why aren't THEY alicorns, too? They're each other's best friends, too.
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>>13355058
she straight up stole spike's birthday present and don't even try your delusional argument that the kiss is worth more than the gem, Spike's a little kid with a crush on a grown mare who KNOWS this and then proceeds to lead him on and use that to make him do things for her
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>>13355080
How so?
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>>13355084
none of the others are the element of friendship though
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>>13355064
What about that fucking lawyer's door guard? mr. mountain of fat?
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>>13355069
every episode
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>>13355097
Yes they are.
At least partially.

And if they aren't doing their role perfectly, the friendship cannot be perfect and thus Twilight's magic isn't perfect, either, making Twilight incapable of being an alicorn

TL;DR: BUY OUR TOYS
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>>13355075
Look, even the basic magic lore of every fucking fantasy world ever has at least three schools of magic - light, dark, non-elemental spells - and then there's the whole elemental tiers spells to consider and whatever shit Discord is pulling, as well as the fact apparently emotions can become magic spells of their own accord

That's a increadibly large spectrum of magic, and some of it is vague as shit
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>>13355119
But the show directly contradicts your headcanon.
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>>13355087
Spike knows how much it meant to her. Rarity could keep it and it'll last a long time, or Spike could keep it and in 1 day it'll be in the toilet.
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>>13355133
that means nothing
it was his birthday present and she manipulated him into giving it to her
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>>13355059
Which pony? I think rarity's parents would be fine, but pinks would probably hat me cause I like technology
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>>13355087

The kiss was worth to Spike much more than the diamond. The gem had almost no value to him. It was just some ice cream
Meanwhile he cherished the kiss. He didn't wash for a week
Again please stop shitposting.
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>>13355150
Rarifag pls
that's not how not being a greedy manipulative bitch works
>>
Go ahead, STUD, knock me up.
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>>13355150
So you're saying it's fine to abuse kids as long as they learn to like it???
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>>13355142
To an obsessed little fucker like Spike, the kiss and knowing he made Rarity happy was good enough for him.
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Guys please.

It's just a cartoon for little girls.

Calm down.
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>>13355174
FUCK YOU
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Name one situation in which this pony objectively acted like a cunt.
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>>13355174
FUCK YOU SHUT UP LET ME ARGUE ABOUT WHATEVER I WANT
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>>13355171
Again, the point is not what Spike thinks, it's the fact that Rarity knew she could do it and get away with it. And then she did it.
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>>13355181
Dragonshy
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>>13355181
S1, s2 and wonderbolt academy.
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Why was The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well such a terrible episode?
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>>13355191
>>13355194

Be specific.
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>>13355174
I WILL NOT
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>>13355194
>Wonderbolt Academy
How so?
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>>13355203
ALL of Dragonshy
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>>13355181
Mysterious Mare Do Well
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>>13355218
Are you kidding?
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>>13355229
No
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DOODODODODODODO WANDER OVER YONDER
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>>13355150

>the gem had almost no value to him

you need to watch the show again
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>>13355183
Except she didn't. Spike offered to give it to her. She just said that it's a lovely gem.

Please watch the show.
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>>13355240
Wander over Yonder sucked
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>>13355225

You know I've never understood why people keep saying this.

She just wanted to save ponies and enjoy the attention, and her friends attacked her for wanting to help people.
>>
At least we're discussing the show
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>>13355245
>Please watch the show.
You first, sempai
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>>13355229

I think you have confused Rainbow Dash for a different pony.
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>>13355250
She forced situations to make herself look better.

I'm against calling her(or Rarity) a cunt, but in MMDW she really did act like one.
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>>13355191
Nah, she was realistic. I mean if Fluttershy fear her own shadow too, then why she should go with them to adventures? Maybe RD was wrong at the end, but in the most of the episode, Flutters was just burden for them. She just wanted her to stay at home. That doesn't means she don't like her or something.
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>>13355218
She crushed Dust pony dreams.
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>>13355242
It was food. It was just a dinner. And he gave it to Rarity without Rarity asking for it. All that Rarity did was to say how incredible the gem is. And Spike gave it to her because he saw how much she cared about it.
Rarity didn't use any fancy tricks. No "wouldn't you want to give it to me instead of eating it" no nothing.

>>13355261
Anon I just saw that episode a few days ago. Please just rewatch the episode since you clearly forgot it.
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>>13355283
You mean the pony that almost fucking killed her friends?
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>>13355291
this nigga knows.
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>>13355225
All of them were cunt in thah episode, plus that episode is about hwo Rainbow sucks in everything.
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dance dance dance dance dance to the radio
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>>13355291

>It was food. It was just a dinner.

So fucking what? He said he's been working on it for weeks.

What was Rarity gonna use it for? Some fucking jewelry? Oh boy it's not like her special talent is finding gems.

This is the same pony that has LITERALLY used Spike a pincushion. I know you Rarifags are oblivious, but now you're just being dense.
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>>13355293
I mean the best flyer in the camp.
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>>13355336
So?
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>>13355291
>without Rarity asking for it
yeah she just went on and on about how much she loved the gem and how much she would appreciate having it
b-but she never asked for it g-guys!
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>>13355273

She only forced the purse snatching and the peanut jar incident.

In the baby/bus/building/dam incidents she actually wanted to help.
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>>13355268
LD and RD are literally the same character, though
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>>13354319
Does anyone have a link to the rest of these?
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>>13354670
>PTFG
I like you.
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>>13355336

Lightning Dust please go.
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>>13355280
Fluttershy did nothing wrong and Dash just acted like a cunt towards her for no reason
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>>13355327
Spike says he'll do anything for Rarity.

If it's his offer, it's fine. At anytime he could have not offered her the gem, but he didn't
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>>13355340
So Dash acted like a cunt to her. Please read the original question >>13355181.
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>>13355367
she specifically stated her interest in the gem
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>>13355293
this. Lightning Dust almost killed ponies and didn't give fuck about it. She is a psycho. Actually i'd like that if RD would have a rival with same skills, similiar personality and some mental probelems
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They should have used the original ending.
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>>13355363

>Fluttershy held up the whole team letting the dragon plague ponyville for hours, nearly getting them all killed in the progress.
>Fluttershy did nothing wrong.
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>>13355384
>Lightning Dust almost killed ponies and didn't give fuck about it
oh so like Dash did
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>>13355350
Still she acted like an attention whore in that episode, but she did want to help, she just went overboard.
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>>13355367

>Spike says he'll do anything for Rarity
>Rarity knows this, as seen by Rarity using him as A PINCUSHION
>Rarity wants the gem because she's a greedy bitch
>OH SPIKE WHAT A LOVELY GEM *KISS*

Right, it's completely Spike's fault he lost that gem. Spike isn't a childish character, Rarity doesn't know what she's doing.

It's all Spike's fault for offering the gem!
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>>13355393
it wasn't her fault
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>>13355379
Please point me to the scene where she acted like a cunt without a reason
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>>13355327
>He said he's been working on it for weeks.
He never said that. he just said that it';s his birthday dinner. That's all.
Also it was a very rare gem

>>13355342
>how much she would appreciate having it
Wow you guys really don't watch the episode and just add bullshit.
Never said that. Only said that it's beautiful and then when asked that she loves it. That's all

Watch the fucking episode before you try to shitpost in the General. You know to have at least correct facts
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>>13355394
I think the point of Lightnign Dust was to highlight basicaly Dash's character in Season 2 was for.
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>>13355406
MMDW
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>>13355400
IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE RAPED HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DRESSED LIKE A WHORE
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>>13355406
Watch the last 5 minutes bro.
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All of this could have been avoided if Rarity wasn't such a slut.
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>>13355412
>Watch the fucking episode before you try to shitpost in the General
you first
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>>13355400
Did you even watch the episode? She kissed him after she was given the gem.

>greedy

Let's not forget that the opposite of greed is generosity, if she was generous all of the time it would be overdone and cliche.
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>>13355420
THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING WHEN I GAVE HER MY GEM

TELL ME I WAS ASKING FOR IT
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>>13355394

When has Dash ever almost killed someone?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSshQu9rQLc

What's your favorite song about friendship.
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>>13355412
actually he did say that he had been working on it for weeks
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>>13355412

>He never said that

YOU'RE RIGHT, HE SAID "MONTHS" INSTEAD OF WEEKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHu486J8XLk&t=0m46s

WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW
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>>13355426
All of this could have been avoided if Fluttershy hadn't tooted.
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>>13355438
MMDW
RIAW
SRB
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>pony will never jerk off while thinking of you
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Rarity in Sweet and Elite bothers me more than Rarity in SOME
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>>13355421
>almost killing Dash's friends
>not a reason for her to act the way she did
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>>13355448
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>>13355448
Oh shit that's true. I'm sorry. I'm truly am. missed that part.

Still the other stuff isn't true. And Rarity didn't ask for the gem. Never did.

Now excuse me while I commit Sudoku for the first part.
Again sorry.
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>>13355453
>RIAW
>SRB
what
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>>13355466
She asked for the gem as much as she possibly could without literally straight up asking for it
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>>13355461
>Name one situation in which this pony objectively acted like a cunt.
>She was a cunt to Dust
>SHE HAD A REASON
lel
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>>13355472
Sonic Rainboom.
RIAW eludes me.
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>>13355363
She just don't wnated her to go with them because she is sared of every shit . plus a pegasi that can't fly over some 1 meter wide gap is kinda pathetic
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>>13355472
>Has nursing staff chase her around when they should be tending to patients
>One of them could have died in that time

>Rarity almost died in SRB because Dash was selfish and still wanted to be in the show despite it being full
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>>13355475

Don't bother.

Rarifags are too blinded to accept that she took a birthday present from a baby dragon that he'd been working on for months
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>>13355483
>Dashfags
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>>13355480
She didn't act like a cunt though
Grow a fucking spine if you think reporting someone almost killing your friends is acting like a cunt
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>>13355483
She's afraid of heights. What do you expect. I wonder how the hell she reached Cloudsdale.
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>>13355489
>Has nursing staff chase her around when they should be tending to patients
>One of them could have died in that time
Those were guards
>Rarity almost died in SRB because Dash was selfish and still wanted to be in the show despite it being full
u wot m8
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>>13355489
>using sonic rainboom as a example

Rarity nearly died because she attention whored too hard and fucking flew close to the sun like a retard
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>>13355499
something tells me you don't actually have any friends and I'm not surprised given that you'd report a scraped knee to police
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>>13355453

MMDW was all about her trying to save people.

No one's life was ever in any danger in RIAW.

How does Sonic Rainboom count? She saved four people from dying due to Rarity.
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>>13355517
>>13355515
>Dashfags trying to shove the blame onto Rarity
yeah ok
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>>13355515
The sun thing is kinda stupid and makes no sense tough. Isn't it colder the higher you get?
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>>13355489
>>Rarity almost died in SRB because Dash was selfish and still wanted to be in the show despite it being full
Bullshit
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>>13355533
Exposure to the sun's rays does not correlate to how warm you are
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>>13355528
I'm a Rarifag and I know that Sonic Rainboom was Rarity's fault
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>>13355489
>blaming Dash for rarity being a slut and trying to steal the show
DYEWTS
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>>13355533
You haven't heard the tale of Icarus and his wings of gossamer and dew?
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Who is this fucking snake that i keep seeing eat women in all of my hypnosis fetish porn?
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>>13355528

>Rarity takes Dash's spotlight when she was supposed to be helping her.
>Uses fake wings and nearly gets the wonderbolts killed when they brake.
>Dash has to save all of them.
>This is all Dash's fault.
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>>13355480
If you cunt to someone that almost killed your friends and don't give a shit about it, then i don't think you count as cuntish.
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>>13355516
>scraped knee
Did you miss the part where they almost fell to their death?
I'm gonna need a therapist if I continue arguing with you so I'll stop now
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>>13355544
How was it? Dash put Rarity off her performance, so it's Dash's fault

she's lucky that Rarity was able to slow her fall using telekinesis or she'd never have been able to catch her either
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>>13355533
I think it's a reference to Icarus, also science says the hogher you go the more intense the sun's rays are (due to planetary atmosphere basically filtering the nastier effects of the sun - y'know, O-zone layers?)
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https://derpiboo.ru/418967?scope=scpe33351acf6e91893ec2bc6fa1a3d550d248b4cb88
Poor Rarara
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>>13355533
You remember that ancient greek story about Icarus flying too close to the sun?
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>>13355545
>slut

She was an attention whore, not a slut.
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>>13355551

Kaa, he's from Disney.
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>>13355561
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>>13355573
oh, some weeaboo thing?
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>>13355550
That was feathers and wax
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I never really thought about how terrible Rarity is. I mean, her episodes are good, but she's a giant cock.

>uses a baby dragon as a pincushion
>takes his precious gem birthday present(remember her talent is finding gems) to make it into a necklace
>almost kills a bunch of Wonderbolts with her own stupidity
>Supposed to make a dress for Twilight's birthday, instead starts circlejerking with the high society of Canterlot and barely works on it
>Too chickenshit to tell Twilight and her friends she fucked up, so lets them make fools of themselves

if the moral of the show wasn't "Friendship is Magic", Rarity would be alone and hated
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>rarity

http://mlpg.co/rarity
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there's too much shitposting right now
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>>13355581

>Disney
>Weeaboo

What?
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>>13355561
Rarity entered the flying competition despite having very little flying ability and she's a unicorn.
She also only entered it so she could show off her wings.
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>>13355497
Good argument sir, i will consider it
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>>13355594

When isn't there?
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>>13355568
>>13355564
>>13355550
I know about Icarius but the Greeks weren't the most knowledgeable about how the sun works. Even tough that's the story's lesser problem.

I mean she went higher. It was colder and all that stuff. I guess >>13355564 is probably right.
The only other explanation is that the dew in the wings acted as lenses or some shit like that.
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>>13355587
She also treats her sister like shit most of the time
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>>13355587
>Supposed to make a dress for Twilight's birthday, instead starts circlejerking with the high society of Canterlot and barely works on it

DYEWTS?
She was in Canterlot for fabric, not for Twilight's dress.
She eventually got sidetracked and didn't get to make it.
The other things, yeah sure, but she's just as bad a character as any of the others.
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>>13355617

It was a reference to the original toys that had butterfly wings on them.

Expose them to one bit of heat on them and they fucking explode no matter how cold it is outside.
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>>13355627

I never said she went to Canterlot to make Twilight's dress, but she was supposed to finish it.

and no, the rest of the characters haven't done things that terrible.
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>>13355627
Her being in canterlot is irrelevent, she promised Twilight that she'd make a dress for her and she ended up giving her what amounts to a t-shirt and a spare bit of fabric as a scarf
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Maybe we should all go back and rewatch the show from season one?
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>>13355598
Honestly that's not really that big of a deal. And she impressed everyone till her wings burned.
Hell the other pegasuses said that she should enter the competition.

Dash also lost her place by doing that shit
But honestly the one in charge of the contest were faggots for not organizing the fucking show correctly. How the fuck don't you have time for all the fucking competitors? Also Dash didn't affect Rarity's performence in any way so eh.
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>>13355617
It pretty much acted like a weird kind of prism/magnifier mix
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>>13355655
this
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>>13355655

Dooks should stram it again.
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>>13355587
That's why Rarity isn't an alicorn yet
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>>13355655
I'm planning on watching an episode a day once there's 65 days left to season 4.
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>>13355659
Probably because rarara entered at the last minute and they weren't expecting her
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>no one has posted ra.jpg yet
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>>13355664
We have more than enough days to watch one episode a day.
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>>13355660
>the main six are pleased to see rarity killed herself
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>>13355659
>Also Dash didn't affect Rarity's performence in any way so eh.

Dash made Rarity think she had to try harder in her performance so it's Dash's fault that Rarity almost died
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>>13355679
>so pleased that they threw a party
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>>13355669
WELL THEN DON'T FUCKING ACCEPT LATE ENTRIES. STILL THEIR OWN GODDAMN FAULT
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>>13355676
it's ra.png actually
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>>13355659

No one expected a unicorn to suddenly grow butterfly wings.

Also once again, she was supposed to enter to give Dash moral support not take her spot so she could gloat in front of a crowd. She knew the prize was Dash's dream goal too, and she didn't care at all.
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>>13355669
>rarara entered at the last minute and they weren't expecting her

u-unf
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>>13355687

>They didn't even move her body until it was over
>Someone drew a mustache on her
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>Dashfags and Rarifags at war again
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>>13355644
Honestly Rarity's biggest fault in S&E is not trusting her friends. If she just told them that she had the chance of her life to fulfill her lifelong dreams they would have understood.
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>>13355644
Did she? I haven't watched S&E in months so I don't recall every bit of the episode, still all of the other characters act like idiots sometimes(it's just that Rarity acts like one more often than the others, barring RD)
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>>13355668
That's a brilliant idea, you're a genius
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>>13355701

I've done my part to circumvent the hate against my favorite pony
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At least we're talking about the show
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>>13355723
fucking pinkiefags
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>>13355668
>>13355678
>watching one a day
>not matathoning the whole thing over a weekend
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>>13355697
so what you're saying is that Dash should've backed out and given Rarity her spot in this wonderous instance of a unicorn growing wings
I agree, Dash really is selfish
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>>13355731

Please don't insult me again
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You all realize that none of this would have ever happened if TWILIGHT had not herded them together during the pilots, right?

With her carelessness, that stupid bitch almost got them killed multiple times
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>>13355659
Rarity was supposed to support RD, not upstage her. This episode, much like MMDW, is the only one that Rarity truly acted like a cunt
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>>13355740
Son of a submariner
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Who asked for this?
https://derpibooru.org/385704?scope=scpeb868bd3bbc5617d2f225d146113199195824d00a
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>>13355736

What would Rarity do with the prize though?
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>>13355732
I'd be able to absorb all of it instead of just blazing through it.
I still occasionally notice new things when I rewatch episodes.
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>>13355697
>No one expected a unicorn to suddenly grow butterfly wings.
That has nothing to do with it.
If I am organizing a contest and I have a limited time and a number of participants I won't just let anyone enter at the last fucking moment. And it wasn't some random shit .Celestia herself came to the contest.

It's all the fault of the organizes

>Also once again, she was supposed to enter to give Dash moral support not take her spot so she could gloat in front of a crowd. She knew the prize was Dash's dream goal too, and she didn't care at all.
No it wasn't Dash's dream goal. Dash's dream goal is to join the Wonderbolts not spend time with them.
But yeah Rarity was a bitch. She apologized at the end and admitted that the wings got to her head.
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>>13355388
yeah, they should have
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>>13355723
>tfw both Dash and Rarity are my favorite ponies
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>>13355751
Which would have never happened if CELESTIA had just taken care of things herself.
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>>13355701
I like all the ponies
but i also like idle-chitchat
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>>13355388
I thought this was confirmed fake?
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>>13355772
IF DISCORD STAYED IN POWER NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
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>>13355751
Who made them all get their cutie marks, though?

RAINBOW DASH

SO THERE
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>>13355772
Celestia should've just let NMM win. Then they'd all be living under a glorious night sky forever
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>>13355778
IF THE PONIES HAD GOTTEN THEIR SHIT TOGETHER BEFORE COMING TO EQUESTRIA DISCORD WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO TAKE OVER
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>>13355781
RD confirmed for getting ponies killed
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>>13355778
DISCORD SHOULDN'T HAVE JUST WALTZ IN LIKE A FAGGOT TO FORCE CELESTIA AND LUNA TO GET THE EOH AND START THIS FUCKING MESS.
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>>13355798
IF THE FUCKING WINDIGOOS DIDN'T FEED ON CONFLICT THE PONIES WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
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>>13355801
If the universe hadn't been created, none of this shit would have happened.
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http://derpiboo.ru/419996

fucking hasbro
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>>13355732
I watched the entire show s1 to EQG in one sitting.

literally just finished doing that like 2 days ago. Im still recovering
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>>13355831
SO CLEARLY THIS IS LAUREN'S FAULT
GODDAMN THAT FUCKING BITCH. JUST HAS TO RUIN EVERYTHING.
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>>13355699
>Spike keeps the body
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>>13355837
https://twitter.com/AvoidComments
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When does S4 start?
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GUYS REMEMBER WHEN DISCORD JUST SAT THERE WHILE THE MANE SIX USED THE ELEMENTS AGAINST HIM

WHAT IF HE WAS PLANNING TO PRETEND TO CHANGE
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>>13355849
November 23rd
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>>13355841
PERSONALLY I BLAME APPLEDAN FOR ALL OF THIS
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>>13355838
>going from S1 to EG in one sitting
I wouldn't wish that on my enemies
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>>13355841
>In the beginning, the universe was created. This was widely regarded as a bad move, and made a lot of people angry.
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>>13355844
>he cleans the mustache off
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>>13355849
November 23rd.
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
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>>13355849
End of Nov.
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>>13355841
WELL MAYBE, JUST MAYBE IF HASBRO WEREN'T GREEDY CUNTS AND DIDN'T NEED A FUCKING 22 MINUTE TOY COMMERCIAL FOR THE FORTH FUCKING TIME LAUREN WOULDN'T NEED TO MAKE ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENS
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>>13355791
I wonder if Luna would be offended if I asked her to look like Nightmare Moon for me. It was a bad time in her life, but it did make her look rather striking.
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>>13355853
>>13355863

>tfw starts 4 days before my birthday
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>>13355861
IS THAT A QUOTE FROM A BOOK?
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>>13355874
She did turn into NMM on nightmare night
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>that satisfied, relaxing feeling after a good long fap
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WHAT IF THERE'S A THREE MONTH HIATUS AFTER THE OPENING TWO-PARTER
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>>13355876
A paraphrased one, since I'm not quite sure I got it exactly.
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>>13355876
I'm pretty sure it's from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Great book
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>>13353790
I'm kind of wanting an episode where Rainbow Dash gets glasses, but gets all embarassed about it and stuff.
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>>13355883
>tfw satisying, relaxing burn after a good long run or workout session
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>>13355853
>>13355863
>>13355866
Fank ya kindly. I haven't been to /mlp/ since EQG and this place is horrifying.
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>>13355874
what if she liked it
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>>13355889
>In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
You almost got it.
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>>13355893
CAN I HIGH-FIVE YOUR COCKS WITH MY MOUTH?
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>>13355893
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>>13355904
>and this place is horrifying.
MLPG or /mlp/?
In any case it's true. We try our best
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>>13355903
>that steaming-hot shower to wash away the sweat and ease your aching muscles
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>>13355884
I just want a cliffhanger 2 parter over 2 weeks. The speculation and anticipation would be great.
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>>13355874
It would be pretty rude to ask her to regularly run around as NMM, but I think she'd agree to do it from time to time
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>>13355874
She did it for the kids. I'm sure she'd be ok with it for roleplay in bed.
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>>13355896
We kind of already had that shtick with her book hobby.
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>>13355904
WHich one?
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>>13355925
god damn you're getting me giddy

i can't wait to run later
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>>13355896
>She constantly complains to Rarity and Twilight about it
>You know the two ponies that actually wear glasses from time to time
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Pony wants to ROCK!
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>>13355946
Twilight wears glasses?
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Pony doesn't want perfect, she just wants your very best.
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>>13355941
>that squeaky-clean feeling after stepping out of the shower, drying yourself off with a towel, and slipping into some fresh clothes
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>>13355955
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>>13355955
I want to say she wore it while acting like a librarian, but part of my brain is telling me that that is just fanart.
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>>13355956
That's all I want from pony.
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>>13355956
I would give my very best for pony
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>>13355955
her therapist outfit
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>>13355955
She wore in LZ when she talked to Dash.
Looked like Rarity's glasses just colored black
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>>13355955
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>>13355923
All of it. All the wierd OC (Button's mom? What?), all the wierd fetishes getting their own general threads, all the shitposting.
Having spent my time mostly on /tg/, I can't help but make the analogy that this is what the craftworld Eldar must've felt like in the rare moments when they returned to their homeworlds and witnessed their society become more and more depraved as it moved closer to the Fall.
40k was right, boredom really does breed all sort of depravity.
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>>13355977
>>13355966
oh so as part of a costume and not anything functional
not really the same as rarity's reading glasses
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>>13355991
suck my dick
CHOKE on it
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>>13355987
That's kinda what happens when you make a board for such a narrow subject really
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>>13355987
Well, it's not like /tg/ is doing any better
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>>13355987
The quote about idle hands and the devil has been around for a lot longer than warhams anon
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If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it.
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>>13355966
So both Rarity and Twilight have a start of myopia?
Well Twilight probably something smaller than Rarity since she can still read without them.
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>>13355976
Would you give pony your all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_N15egKj6c
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i have 3 versions of a painting I did and i can't decide which one i like the most

what do
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>>13355965

fuck the sun I'm going now
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>>13356019
Post all three and let people decide?
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>>13356019

Flip a coin
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>>13356019
post them all
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>>13355987
But I wanted to be the Tau. They seem like a cool bunch...

But yeah this kinda happens when you make an entire board for a single goddamn show.
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>>13356019
>three versions

what'd you change
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>>13356022
that's the spirit!
work up a good sweat!
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>>13356004
Just promise me you guys won't have a board-wide orgy that will give birth to a chaos god of autism and tear through the fabric of reality.
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>>13356018
Everything she asks me for
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>>13356041
No, fuck you.
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>>13356027
Both

The nurse pulls another one right after
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>>13356019
show us all of them and let us pick the ones we like
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>>13356043
We...kinda already did that back on /co/
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>>13356043
But then we'll never get sick of it and have a desperate plan that involves all of us dying.

Why must you ruin all the fun man. I thought /tg/ was a fun place.
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>>13356043
but it's already happening
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>>13356043
Can't promise that.
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>>13356043
Too late anon

Why do you think we got exiled here?
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>>13356052
Because that's how it works
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>>13355987
reminder that we've caused all of this
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>>13356043
the orgy is already happening
it's been going on nonstop for a very long time now
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We need to do this again before s4 starts

What day is exactly 65 days from the s4e1 premiere?
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>>13356043
considering that /v/ and /b/ exist, in all likelyhood that won't be something we need to worry about.
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>>13354752
>late reply
link to it? I like the sound of the POV
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>>13356062
>/tg/
>fun
Maybe once, long ago.
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>>13356077
Should we add EQG to that?
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>>13356072
the ones who caused this are the autists who fly into a rage at the sight of ponies, and the assholes who realized that this made ponies prime shitposting material
neither of which was us
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>>13356077
but dooks and everyone else who streams is ded and hats us
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>>13356087
No
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>>13356087
No
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>>13356087
Kill yourself.
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>>13356087
Slap yourself so I don't have to do it
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>>13356038
its kinda minor, but i messed with the contrast a bit
everyone i've shown them to more or less had a different opinion (also i lied there are 4 versions)

http://imgur.com/8eUwQe8,ChXm7Sr,1QRni8w,g3HFffJ

pls assist
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>>13356087
It's canon.
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>>13356093
>>13356094
>>13356097
>>13356098
Pussies.
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>>13356091
what about commanderjesus

he was my nigga
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>>13356091
I could stram it, but there doesn't usually seem to be much interest.
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>>13356103
>I enjoy eating shit because it's for hardcore people such as myself
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>>13356106
that was more of a joke, but commander jesus is actually ded and hats us
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>>13356106
I think he looked into the abyss to much and lost it a long time ago.
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>>13356090
MLPG is probably the single most organised thread I've seen on 4chan
we went to lengths to adhere to the rules that we were given on /co/ and we stuck to them

still didn't stop there being no less than 2 threads on /co/ complaining about ponies at any one time
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>>13356113
>shit-eating metaphor
Get the fuck back to /v/ where you belong.
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>>13356087

please don your shame cube
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>>13356106
He's dead, and I hope he stays that way
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>>13356100
2 is too dark? 3 is very vibrant and I prefer that one.
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>>13356124

>metaphor
>implying EqG isn't literally shit

get the fuck back to ponychan where you belong
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>>13356125
>>13356098
>>13356097
>>13356094
>>13356093
what a bunch of wet blankets
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>>13356124

>>13356134
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>>13356100
Definitely the 3rd one, but the composition is kind of wonky in all of them
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>>13356119
most of which stemmed from outrage caused by the aforementioned shitposters, who don't even like ponies and just use them specifically because they know it will get a rise out of people
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>>13356100
3
I just love the colors there.
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>tfw I legit like EQG and nearly everything in it
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>>13356100
2
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has there been any good horse dicks drawn in the past few days i have missed?
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>>13356134
>>13356137
>>>/v/
Go home.
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>>13356154

I'll go to /v/ after you go to ponychan
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>>13356100

I like 3 the most, just pops better.
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>>13356147
Terse please leave
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>>13356082
I was just about to go to sleep man
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101862/on-the-tip-of-my-tongue
Fucking is in the third chapter but I urge you to read all the chapters. The first one is kinda week in my opinion but in the second one it picks up.
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>>13356100
Didn't you forget to say "it's shit" and "abloo bloo bloo I can't draw" and "I don't progress" as you always do and then go on shitposting with Lyra pictures?
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>>13356153
No. You have seen them all.
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>>13356169

>forgetting "oh it's just a doodle"

what kind of hateanon are you?
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>>13355064
But he's supposed to be Chilean.

And the actor playing him is only half black.
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it's shit abloo bloo bloo i can't draw i don't progress
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>>13356100
Solely on a personal level, I like the deeper contrast on 3. The other three feel washed out and maybe that's an emotion you wanted to convey but even within shadow there are darker shadows. If you wanted a more ethereal quality, I think that's more an issue of effects and palette composition than color values.
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>>13356184
shut up shotaball
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>>13356184
>no doge picture

wow
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>>13356184
Be glad that I can't think of an autism pun with your name.
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>>13356184
If you kill yourself for that can I have your tablet and heart?
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>>13355064
Huell doesn't sell meth or fried chicken
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>>13356158
Not happening.
It's you faggots who only know how to argue in greentexting and "my feelings are facts" horseshit that muck up this place.
It's shitflinging on par with such boards as /v/ or /b/, probably where you fuckers came from.
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>>13356184
>speed painted twilight in around 5 minutes
>i can barely draw swapnotes
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>>13356147
I don't hate Equestria Girls, it just has a lot of issues that add up and bother me.
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Doesn't EG suppose to take place in between S3 and S4? That kind of means that we should watch it.
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no but seriously you guys

EqG is absolute, utter garbage
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>>13356212

you sure get analcrusaded like someone from ponychan.

I've never set foot in /v/, but I understand that's where the degenerates go besides /pol/. You should go there until you don't get mad at the internet anymore.
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>>13356212
So what you're saying is that EG was good and we should all learn to enjoy it more? It is what you're saying. Because you have such a hard time understanding that the majority of us did not like it and we do not want to rewatch it.
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>>13356221
>can draw somewhat acceptable
>but I always end up deleting my swapnotes because it looks like shit
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>>13356200
mewbautism
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>>13356226
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>>13356228
great
you don't like thing
got it
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>>13356226
We watched it. That's precisely why we don't want to do it again.
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>>13356147
i only like one thing from EQG
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>>13356238
>learned something from it

And what Twilight learned is that humans are sexy.
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>>13356226
>>13356228
I see EqG as supplementary. You can take it or leave it. According to that one writer, who has lied in the past to prevent spoilers, EqG won't be relevant to S4.
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You have eight trillion eternities to name an episode of the show that's worse than EqG.
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>>13356258
Ok
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>>13356258
MMC
ACW
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>>13356258
I don't know about worse, but episodes like Owl's Well That Ends Well, Sweet and Elite, The Mysterious Mare Do Well, Games Ponies Play and Baby Cakes were on par with it.
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>>13356258
MMDW

EQG only really had a bad ending, most of it was just dandy

MMDW was painful all the way through
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>>13356258
My number one reason for watching ponies is the ponies. All the episodes of the show have more ponies.

Unless there's an episode where everyone's a bitch and acts out of character, while at the same time dragging the story- oh. Mare Do Well.
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>>13356184
>mewball is slowly turning into a BCS type poster

noooooooo
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>>13356258
>animated like Problem Solverz
>Use the puns from Shezow
>hire the writers that did all those live action shows on Cartoon Network
What do I win?
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>>13356274
The only reason both of those sucked was merch pushing. The entirety of EG was that.
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>>13356290
>tfw it might be my fault
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i'll go with this i guess
kinda just want to move on
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>>13356294
>shezow

does that still exist
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>>13356287
That hair.
Would an ordinary comb work on that? I know it's be useless but would a regular comb work on that? I want to brush her hair.

I bet if you embrace her you'll get that 'stardust' on you and glitter in the dark.

Also I love how small her butt is.
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>>13356313
cum in the hair
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>>13356245
Heat Miser & Snow Miser
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WHICH CIV WOULD PONY PLAY AS

WHICH VICTORY CONDITION WOULD SHE TRY TO GET
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>>13356310
>you will never brush your waifu's mane
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>>13356100
I know you're probably not looking for this, but whatever
To elaborate on >>13356141 , the composition is one of the most boring you could have picked, and the background simply overshadows Fluttershy, which I get is what you're going for, but it only adds to the problem
If you raised the hill a bit and moved Fluttershy to the right or left you'd get almost the same effect without the picture seeming bland and uninteresting
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>>13356341
Ghandi
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>>13356344
>missing
>2013
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>>13356324
Why would you ruin such a beautiful mane?

Also do you see how big that horn is? She could run me through that.
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http://i.imgur.com/OOip1mN.jpg

RIGHT IN THE FETISH
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>>13356350
Ghandi isn't a civilisation, silly
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>>13356357
it's shit
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>>13356357
I hate hyper so much
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>>13356364
Pony would all play as him and use his methods

yes even his 12/10 nuke setting
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>>13356313
i always imagined that celestia's and later luna's hair is just some kind of medium that isn't exactly solid, but rather magically aligned particles. i imagined that it putting your hand in it would feel a little like slowly flowing water
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>>13356355
Long horns are great
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>>13356377
Thats not my fetish though
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>>13356383
I imagine it would feel more like a warm mist
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why is she so perfect mlpg
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>>13356382
>Implying that Pone would want to deal with nuclear winter
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>>13356313

The hair is quite physical and has been grabbed in the show at least twice that I can remember

It seems more like some kind of illusion overlaid on their actual manes
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>>13356313
>Also I love how small her butt is.

I bet it fits in any clothes
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>>13356383
>>13356402
>Thousands of anons make their way to celestia and luna to pet them and see what their hair feels like
>They kind of like it
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>>13356341
Rarity would go for a cultural victory.
Twilight would go for a science victory.
Dash would just try to conquer everything.
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>>13356347
already knew i should have changed the comp in the sketch but i wanted to try it anyway

just had picture in my head i tried to put on paper.

oh well
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>>13356429
It's just fumes from all the hair spray.
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>>13356420
>WE GET SNOW YEAR ROUND
>The pegasai even get to enjoy it rather than have to worry about making it!
>How is this not the most supper funnerific thing ever!?!?
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>>13356390
The absolute best.
Especially when complimented with long, slender legs.
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>>13356408
>implying she's more perfect than sunbutt
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>you will never make your 12' tall demon girlfriend this happy
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>>13356438
I would admit, the first thing I would try to do if I was before her would be to stroke her mane.
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>>13356440
>>13356341

Fluttershy would try to befriend the barbarians.
Rarity would disregard her society and spend 500 turns building one national wonder.
Applejack would build nothing but farm improvements, and buy more land to build more farms, and sack entire countries to turn it into farms.
Pinkie would just invade every Civ at the least expected time to throw them a party, trying to figure out why her cannoneers don't have a party button.
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>>13356472
She has no eyebrows
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>>13356401

well are we gonna play 20 questions or are you gonna tell me your fetish
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>>13356473
>"Hey, Celestia, what's that behind you?"
>grab her mane when she turns around
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>>13356470
Why are digitigrade legs so sexy?
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>>13356473
>Anon is only the fifth human she's ever met in her life.
>Like all the others, the first thing they want to do is stroke her mane
>Then tell her how pretty she is
>Then, depending on how reserved they are, eventually ask if they can ride her.
>She's never refused yet
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>>13356508
it's actually the hooves
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>>13356490
Cocks that are too big to "erect" on their own

http://i.imgur.com/pNfUJXx.jpg
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>>13356494
>the guards all tackle you in a panic to save the princess
>Once she clears thekm off she "tsk tsk tsks" audiably
>"If you wanted to brush it, all you had to do was ask nicely"
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>>13356523
Isn't that essentially hyper though
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>>13356514
That would be a mistake. I'd just cling to her neck and stay there till I fall of due to exhaustion.
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>>13356523

Oh.

That's a really good fetish, anon. I'm proud of you.
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>>13356470
she's gonna be a hottie when she grows up
and that's when I'll make my move
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>>13356523
My brother nigger.
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>>13356536
Oh the dates will be fun
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>>13356530
You underestimate how graceful and wise she is, Anon. She would start with a slow trot through the castle courtyard to gauge how well you can hold on and how well she can carry you.
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>>13356547
>Letting your mutant freak satyr daughter date
>Not inventing long range firearms to prevent this
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>>13356549
I have a bit of riding experience so it would take some time to get rid off me
I'd also dig my face into her mane
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>>13356561
>not letting her live a long and happy loving life
>Not letting her find love, much ike you di all those ages ago. How the time flew as she grew.

What kind of dad are you?
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>>13356547
Boop
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>>13356528
No, this is hyper
https://derpibooru.org/371618

I think a better way to describe it would be "too heavy" to erect.

Half erect is also acceptable
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>>13356547
well, I don't think there'd be many moments like that, since I'm not a pony.
...unless she's a bit taller than I am, but I have the feeling that we'd be about the same height.
it'd be nice to take her out for a stroll through the park, walking together and holding hands and enjoying the scenery...
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>>13356547

That pone is too big

TOO BIG
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SB's hyper shit is disgusting
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>>13356564
Oh, she'll be able to tell that then. I think an aerial view of her kingdom would be the best way to show it to you then, wouldn't it?

You would have to be crazy not to feel her mane.
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>>13356561

>invent long range firearms
>use them to put down your mutant satyr daughter

that's genius
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>>13356588
B-but Anon that's lewd!
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>>13356601
Better be sure to treat her well, or papa anon will hunt you down.

Break her heart and he'll break your spine.
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>>13356523
what an oddly specific fetish. i love all unrealistic size dicks though so i guess i can enjoy your fetish also.
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>>13356561
>not frightening the prospective suitors with tales of what you'll do to them if they make your daughter cry
>only the worthy will have even a chance.
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>>13356594
>That picture
I-I guess you're right
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>>13356608
Stalions are pretty big

And then there's the bullies and the royal guard as well.
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https://derpibooru.org/420037

>that Rarity bio

YES

SO MUCH FUCKING YES
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>>13356639

I like to think Applejack would have a body odor fetish
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>>13356639
I don't get this
For all it matters you could write your very own fetish ideas there and it'd be all the same
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>>13356638
Actually, Big Macintosh is just exceptionally large, most stallions are pretty close to mares size-wise.
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>>13356594
the official furry definition of hyper is so vague they say any dick size that could not exist in real life is hype.

how the fuck do you judge that against imaginary characters
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>>13356626
If you want my daughter you must first defeat me in mortal kombat!
>Eventually one of the stallions nuts up and he's not doing it because he's a dick
>Okay yeah sure have fun you two!
>You mean we're note going to fight to the death?
>Not unless you get her back by 10
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>>13356638

Not that big anon

That stallions eyeball is nearly as large as her entire head
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>>13356639
>hetero

hmmmm does that include shemales since they are technically still men?
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>>13356654
>AJ having any fetish other than heterosexual consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>13356638
Do you think the bullies become the royal guard out of some misplaced lust for power over others only to be smacked down by Celestia?
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>>13356618
>break her heart
I could never. she's a sweet, beautiful girl and she deserves the best.
some humans and ponies might think she's weird because she's not entirely like either of them, but I think she's lovely just the way she is.
>>
This thread was very pony
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>>13356665
The way I see it, cocks aren't "hyper" unless they're as long, or longer then, the body they're attached to.
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>>13356685
>Not for the sole purpose of apples.
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>>13356664
The show is simply rather inconsistent with scaling. They just scale them to whatever feels okay in any given scene.
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>>13356684
I almost thought you were trying to >imply that FUTAS are men.
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>>13356611
>an aerial view of her kingdom would be the best way to show it to you then, wouldn't it?
Well, now it's definitely time to hide my face in her mane and cling to her as hard as possible.

I'd probably peek a few times and then immediately dig back into the mane again
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transformation
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>>13356685
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>>13356712
i just call every girl with a dick futa to keep it simple.

girls who have both vag and wang is the worst thing in existence.
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>>13356665
I don't think it's the particular size that is Anon's fetish as much as the fact that the owner doesn't seem to be able to get it fully erect because of just how big it is.

I'm not a fan of cocks bigger than the person's torso, but I would say any cock that doesn't look manageable by itself is hyper. So three-handers, etc.
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shotaball
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>>13356610
I just got here what did I do?
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>>13356729
>girls who have both vag and wang is the worst thing in existence.

my nigga
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>>13356665
If it reaches the knee, it's hyper.
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>>13356738
THAT stuff is fine, but as soon as you draw a hyper cock on it, it's disgusting.
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>>13356729
>girls who have both vag and wang is the worst thing in existence
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