>rape

>>13349391
>hope

>rake

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>tfw no one to hug

gross

>starting a thread with worst ship

IT'S MITO

>>13349407
MY FUCKING HEART

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How fucking uneducated you need to be to do not know what is being measured in Karats?

what is chistery's hipster obsession with coffee

>>13349419
What

Just continuing here because I'm terrible at keeping place cross-thread

>>13349361
This happened once, twice - on the third occasion near August he realized midway through pouring coffee he knew just how she liked it and where on the left shoulder her head could rest without jamming her horn in his neck and Anon muttered "Hell with it."

The chamber was light and song as he remembered simply turning to her rubbing sleep out her eyes on a throw pillow and asking candidly, "Do you want to do something later?"

"S-sure, we could do coffee I guess."

They both stared at the two steaming mugs in his hands. His lips felt a bit cracked as he forwarded, "We could do coffee. Here. Together."

It felt like an eternity. There wasn't really Time in this weird place but the expression on her face was so slow and perfect.

She smiled a bit coyly and hemmed, "I'd like that."

>>13349423
Librarians like coffee in the morning and I like buttered coffee. I can't be hipster about it; I don't even know what French Press is.

>>13349425
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carat_(mass)
The carat is a unit of mass equal to 200 mg (0.2 g; 0.007055 oz) and is used for measuring gemstones and pearls.

>>13349419
Wait people are actually that retarded to use that picture
YES
MASS OF A MAGICAL DIAMOND IS LIKE THAT
DENSITY? FUCK THAT YOU DON'T NEED DENSITY TO FIND THE SIZE OF A THING WHEN YOU KNOW THE MASS

>>13349427
>you will never find your very own motherly and wise woman to impregnate and rule over your own little kingdom

>>13349434
No, what does that picture have to do with carats

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>>13349433
>buttered coffee
>buttered

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>>13349381
I'll make it better next time anon, I swear

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>>13349438
Are you retarded?
Follow the link.

>>13349427
What about people who like them both for different parts of their personality

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Why is Spike's size so inconsistent?

>>13349445
How about posting the link then you fucking idiot?
I'm not gonna type out all that shit.

>>13349445
OH OKAY LET ME JUST JUMP INTO THE IMAGE HOW DUMB OF ME!

>>13349441
Look Anon you should have learned this long ago.
Use Chystery for his writing ability and just ignore his opinions and tastes.

>>13349447
They are like these weird, old, rich people who have a wife who is like 17 or something but not really in love but just a sex toy.

>>13349452
because his size is dependant on how greedy he is. do you even watch the show

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>>13349459
But I'm not old, anon
20 isn't old at all

>>13349461
>watching a show for little girls
Do I look like a gay?

>>13349462
You're practically dead, anon

>>13349426
It wasn't the most formal courtship, but they fell in together. Between her adventures - and sometimes in the midst of them, like on the occasion of the exploding vending machine - they dated and met and spoke outside of work. At work it was collaboration and cross-checking work and "looking over this again."

They still fell asleep in the library some times, but Anon could only handle a wooden floor so many times a week. Once or twice they adjourned to his apartment on the pretense he had some Earth book, but it always devolved into work minutiae or Daring Do speculation.

On the Apple's Harvest Dance they managed to dance together, though Twilight managed to dance almost exclusively on his toes. Anon could feel his feet throbbing in memory, and curiously enough none felt bloodied or broken from his fall today.

Mostly he remembered the beaming look on her face on her first dance with a "paramour." He never rolled his eyes when SHE said it, but it was a bit outmoded.

>>13349445
Pony is very little. Is little pony.

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>>13349473
I'll die sleeping with pone then
Tell my non existent kids that they need to get a job

>>13349457
>>13349441
Hey, if you can't afford to take time off for lunch, buttered coffee will kill your appetite for like six hours. Just never, ever use salted or you will regret it.

>>13349486
But I already have no appetite.

Did school restart in the states? It has in Canada, at least. Are the night threads night threads again?

>>13349496
Public school started yesterday and college has been in for a while

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>>13349496
Yeah I'm pretty sure theyre all at school again.

>>13349462
>20 isn't old at all
You're 1/4 into your life anon. Some people have kids by now, some people have died in war by now, a good many have married by now. If you were born 100 years ago you'd have been considered well into adulthood by now.

>>13349496
It varies depending on location.

>>13349501
semesters did, those on the quarter system start the 24th i think

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Dear god in heaven, help me! It wants my soul!

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>>13349410
>tfw justapony seems to be ded

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>>13349506
What should we do anon? Should we...should we post ponies?

>>13349506
Do you think their wives just sat there waiting for them to kiss?

>>13349480
The winter passed far easier this year. He never had to spend too much time alone in the little studio apartment that seemed a bit nippy with or without Breezy's fan. There was work which had some wonderful braziers in the seat, correspondence from Canterlot to deal with, warm cider in the back stock.

Dances - god, always the dances - came in rapid succession. Winter was wonderful and just about what he expected of a "family of friends," a few parties - one or two mishaps or disasters he was glad to let the girls handle - but mostly a motif of falling asleep every other night next to the best conversationalist and kisser in town.

"A Prince finds his palace?"

Anon just nodded, the whole world swimming. It was a good time. Then Discord, which was not such a nice time - he spent most of it turned into butter brickle and licked thoroughly by rabbits, entirely conscious for the experience.

He ran the clock forward, forward, forward - he even had thumbs to twitch now.

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>>13349520
Kids are asleep, post ponies

>>13349506
>>13349501

I don't have an appropriate image reaction at the moment so pretend like I posted a pony celebrating

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>>13349520
>ponies
what are you? Gay or something?

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>>13349457
> writing ability

>>13349523
Possibly. I love how she missed the glass though. Also dem round thighs

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>>13349508
>2 of my high school friends are dead
>my crush from school is engaged to a guy with the same name as me
>most of my friends are in the top schools in the state while I'm in community college

Here's to the next 1/4th of my life turning around, I guess

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>>13349437

>>13349511
go to beb

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Alright that's enough posting ponies. Lets talk about horsedicks already

>>13349547
my phone/alarm died so i need to wait for it to charge a little bit or else i'll sleep till like 4 pm

>>13349554
Horsedicks are gay.

Let's talk about ponies.

>>13349561
>horsedicks are gay
Not if they're on a mare

>>13349560
>not charging your phone across the room so you have to get out of bed to turn it off
I am a heavy sleeper

>>13349541
Well at least you're not dead or a dropout

>>13349554
But that pony doesn't appear to have one

>>13349570
My nigga

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>>13349541
To be fair anon, colleges are shit. Your friends in those colleges will probably end up in alot of student debt that they may or may not stay in depending on the state of their major when they get out of school. And your crush will probably be one of many, wish her the best but people that marry at this young of an age usually don't last long. It doesn't matter what situation you're in now anon, that time's coming up. And by then it's who you are and who you know. If you have those then you can get just about anywhere. The point of those big colleges is to make those connections, but you live in an age where that's pretty much obsolete, so take advantage of it now. Find the field you want to go into, email some big names, make friends, friendship is future job opportunities.

http://i.imgur.com/DBd2zN3.jpg
>>13349578
How about now?

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Can someone post that the D guy? I need it for photoshoop.

>>13349524
Well before early Spring were getting a bit more serious. Twilight moved a few essentials to the apartment for the times she dozed off. People were starting to ask "Where's Twilight?" should they not appear in public. Once or twice Anon got caught up in an adventure, though he was bound, gagged, and ransomed more than he would have liked.

"You needn't always be a hero to be Royalty, you know."

With a curt nod, Anon skipped ahead to Hearts and Hooves Day. He'd made reservations in Canterlot weeks in advance and somehow convinced Spike to lend him Dragon Powder. He insisted on referring to it as Floo. It did teleportation, it was Floo.

Dinner was wonderful, as soon as they managed to bat the tiny licks of dragon flame off their clothes after the, ah, surprise reveal of the night's destination. At least their gifts weren't singed. Dinner became drinks and desert, deserts turned to nightcaps, and then Twilight insisting on teleporting them home. No Floo.

>>13349593
You mean Descartes?

>>13349577
I guess

>>13349585
The hope is to get through to a better college
I got a free ride no matter what college so I thought I'd take advantage

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>>13349592
terrible

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>>13349593

>>13349610
Vinyl plz stop being off white.

>>13349610
Lets see you post better then

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>>13349593
What are you talking about, anon?

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Your fingers rap against the painted wood, shattering the still and quiet. A heartbeat later, you hear a gasp, and a mild curse, then steps as someone comes to the door. She opens it and the familiar sight of her long, loose pink hair comes drifting down, obscuring whatever might be behind her. Standing at an angle, she very carefully keeps her body from you, only allowing you to see her face.

Fluttershy seems nervous. As in, more so than usual. "Ahm. Hi. C-can I help you?"

You stare at her in wonderment. "You called me. Told me to come over here."

"I did? Oh! I did. You're right. I'm sorry. Um. Oh dear."

I died, but then I got better. Human or pony. Godzilla unrelated.

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>>13349618
Never

>>13349619
I'm gonna have to look pretty hard, I don't save dicks normally

>>13349570
i dont have a wall charger

but that's not a bad idea, although the problem is is i'm so stubborn i'll fall asleep with the alarm still going, even if its loud, but maybe that'll help me get up a tad earlier

>>13349632
>Doesn't have a folder full of horsedicks
>complains about my horsedicks

>>13349636
Set it to a song you like, though I guarantee you'll end up hating it.

>>13349636
You could just have different things that have alarm functions and put them in different spots of the room
Like old ipods phones whatnot

>>13349570
i have put my phone into a satchel tied with a knot inside my buttoned-up pillowcase and have set it to ring six different alarms, which i have to turn off individually and a normal alarm clock at the other side of the room.
still doesn't work at least once a week.

>>13349646
>Not changing it every three days

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>>13349632
>i don't save dicks normally

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>>13349644
>has to save pictures to appreciate them

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Anon, you look fantastic today.

>>13349646
yeah i know, that's why i wouldnt want to do that

that would make it even easier to fall back asleep

i do hate waking up at 1 pm + though. I feel exhausted if i don't because I stay up so late, but i love mornings.

first world problems right?

>>13349659
Holy shit a talking horse!

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>>13349593

>>13349659
oh god you can see me

>>13349595
Anon would forevermore respect Twilight for being able to use such high-level magic five glasses of wine in and so far away. There was only a faint popping noise and only ONE small lick of flame at his elbow as they apparated in his tiny studio apartment.

He stepped to the door, prepared to help pour Twilight in her feathery bed downstairs across the Square. Lord knew she needed it after that Spell-

As it turns out, she didn't. The door closed on its own and Twilight -- well, they spent the night. "Here. Together." He held the memory tight to his chest which had somehow risen from the vapor.

Celestia said nothing. There was maybe a musicality - triumph? Wistfulness? but it passed.

The next year flew fast. A small pile of savings rose like stop-motion, bits on bits. A goal of $1,300 for an engagement circlet he'd seen in Canterlot. Dinners. Disasters. A few times helping Spike out of a jam. A few times bribing Spike to leave the Library for the night ...

>>13349659

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

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>>13349659
I'm not gay

>>13349659
But I look like shit today

>>13349667
I loved this show holy shit

>>13349667
That series had a cool concept, but it turned to shit at some point. Was it worth watching it to the end?

>>13349658
>not saving images so you can easily appreciate them again

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>>13349669
> not giving explicit sex in the middle of MLPG

>>13349659
... What did you put in this tea?

>>13349659
Thank you fluttershy, you look pretty good yourself

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>>13349680
I only do that for things that I really enjoy

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Why aren't you challenging your brain, Anon?

>>13349659
y-you too
not that i like you or anything

>>13349696
>He doesn't enjoy horsedicks
Do you even own a Chance?

>>13349699
Because I'm watching a show

>>13349696

why does she look like she should be in Saints Row

>>13349702
A what

>tfw want to draw something lewd
>but no good ideas

>>13349707
Rule 63 Pinkie and normal Pinkie talking eachothers ears off.

>>13349699
I was going to, but MLPG distracted me

>>13349707
Rarity and Twilight bdsm
or Your favourite pone and Your 2nd favourite pone bdsm

>>13349713
During sex.

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Which three would you adopt? Which three would leave to die in the woods?

Heaven or hell? Let's rock!

>>13349707
Octavia cum inflation

>>13349705
http://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceflared

>>13349722
rarity twilight fluttershy

>>13349722
I point to something interesting in the distance and then take them all home with me

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>>13349725
>70 dollars
jesus christ

Also gross

>>13349722
Twilight for usefulness.
Pinkie Pie for fun.
Applejack for sexual.

>>13349733
That's just the small.
>not having at least a medium Chance

>>13349733
That's just the small one, the large costs $190
>gross
What are you, a fucking casual?

>>13349722
Can I just bring all six to a nice house where I know they'll be cared for properly? I couldn't handle dooming three of them.

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO WANDER OVER YONDER

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>>13349734

>raising baby pony just to have sex with it

That's just not cricket, mate.

>>13349669
The pile of gold rose and fell with each broken window, each unexpected "book bounty" from the Library Guild, each odd job around the Apple Farm. Mac always gave a coded nod when Anon asked for extra work on the weekends when Twilight was visiting the Crystal Kingdom or Canterlot. There always seemed to be "something" worth a few bits.

It rose and fell, rose and fell, the dinners, the dates, the parties blurring in the backdrop.

It stopped at 913 when everything changed. The whole town went upside down, Marks changed around - Twilight vanished, came back --

A few nights later they had a Talk and Twilight decided it wasn't "too complicated" to stay together and train as a Princess. The determined look in her eye was unforgettable. They spent the night, and Anon revelled in it. The new wings were ... well, novel. Waking up felt all brand-new

Anon sold a few of his oldest, prized books - ones Twilight wouldn't quite notice missing. The pile reached 1300.

>>13349745
>having rectum destroyers makes you not a casual

I don't like insertion on my end anon

>>13349595
>>13349669
why does this hurt

Horse butts

>>13349761
Because chistery, anon. Because chistery.

>>13349762
Denied.

>>13349762
Go great with Horse dicks

>>13349760
>rectum destroyers
There are videos of people taking the entire thing, anon, it's entirely possible

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>>13349762

>>13349772
Gross
That's their fetish though, so good for them

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>>13349760
>on my end anon

>>13349772
>it goes in so deep that you can see it poking at their stomach

>>13349785
That's the best thing

>>13349785
u-unf.

>>13349765
Never trust a smiling wolf, for it does bare its teeth still.

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>>13349785
That's splendid, stomach deformation is so hot

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>>13349788
>>13349792
I agree completely

>>13349803
Yeah you would AJ...

>>13349406
Some people just need a big ass hug

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>>13349762

I really like the work of ponypron.

Not really those ahegao Twimor incest pics, but I really love those bdsm ones.

>>13349808
Oh, dang... that looked sfw from the thumbnail, maybe I should finally make a nsfw folder

>>13349803
>Applejack is used to that because of Big Mac's schlong

>>13349810
Who?

>>13349756
The next few weeks had a tenuous, nervous excitation. Twilight spent a few nights after long days of Royal Etiquette under Celestia's direction when she could get away. She heaved relief every time she could come home from hours of table manners, state-craft, and proper Procedure to drink a hot tea, talk about Ponyville gossip, and fall asleep on Anon's arm.

Anon always had trouble sleeping. She was maybe two feet above the box he was hiding the thin opal broach. He always managed to, though he'd wake up a bit after Twilight disappeared off to Canterlot again.

Spike didn't seem to know anything. It helped he was a bit wound up in his own play-dating. Or that's what Anon thought of them; it was just visits to the soda fountain with Sweetie. You wouldn't think it from how Spike would obsess over every nuance, every inflection of Sweetie asking "You want to try the brown cow next time?"

He had to shake his head, but not as though he wasn't practicing "Will you--"

>>13349816
Some guy who draws porn.

>>13349436
they are just doing the same thing they always do. Appeasing the fans. Of course i'm biased though. I probaby think Larson only tweets about MLP, based on screencaps from here.

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>>13349793
> that comment
>>13349756
>>13349669

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>>13349813
Don't trust thumbnails

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>DC editorial manages to drive JHWilliams III away too
>we will never have based Batwoman again
;_;

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>>13349835

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>>13349814
I wonder what that means for apple bloom

>>13349840

I'm sorry, /co/mrade. You aren't the first to be hurt by DC's bizarre editorial style.

>>13349853
She is basically a glove at this point.

>>13349853
>>13349866

Some things never change, huh /mlpg/?

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>>13349866
unf

>>13349822
chistery, pls.

>>13349822
A conference in "Outsider Experiences in Equestrian Language Studies" in Appaloosa came and went. He'd prepared for weeks, but public presentation and discussion of Modern Modes of Low Griffon Speech in Canterlot Exurbs wasn't all that challenging any more. Anon wowed the crowd with extensive citation and supplemental materials. The Native Appaloosan studies director liked the samples of both those under and over 40, and college entry essays.

Anon would have never gone so deep had it not been for Twilight's insistence he read certain circulars. All the while he expected harder questions and social Implications as Twilight liked to ponder.

The after party had a few people wagging tongues about "a ring around that finger" and a few words of encouragement from a Griffon and his Minotaur wife. Anon just nodded and said thanks. He knew how rumors worked, and Twilight corresponded with half the crowd.

He clutched his valise and its jewelry box close all the way home.

>>13349881
I wish I'd followed this from the start now. I had no idea it was going to run on this long

>>13349877
> waiting for Chistery to finish Pen Pals or Rose Tinted
> for two, three years
> Instead get Anon in Equestria which burns like fire in a single night
WHYFORE

>>13349861
There's bizarre and there's fucktarded.
I still haven't recovered from Robinson leaving and Morrison's Inc ending. My LCS is lucky that I still follow the GL books out of abitude.

>>13349911
OH YEAH JUST RUIN MY MONITOR LIKE THAT.
THANKS FLUTTERSHY

>>13349911
the eye sparkle at the end gets me every time

anyway goodnight mlpg, ill post the painting i did tonight when i figure out which version i like the most

>>13349885
I'll Pastebin it.

>>13349881
The day arrived like a thunderclap. Everything in the Memory Chamber strummed and hammered at his nerves, now there more than not-there.

It was the "two-year anniversary." Of his assistantship, not their dating - though close enough. That was a light joke among The Gang, especially Applejack, who insisted on repeating the joke Anon should give her TWO gifts with all that work he'd been doing.

He just demurred, saying Twilight probably deserved two. Changing the subject was getting to be old-hat.

"A Prince AND a diplomat," Celestia chuckled. Somehow Anon could feel her traipsing just past his shoulder in endless non-space.

The plans were laid simply enough, though everyone presumed it was just an anniversary party. Pinkie was thrilled to do a few small cakes, Rarity insisted on taking in his jacket. Fluttereshy coaxed her woodland friends to tack up some ticker-tape and balloons in the absence of the Apples in mid-harvest.

It came.

So...yeah Twilight made everyone including herself a small filly. Also Spike is an egg so no way to contact Celestia.
The spell will only last 24 hours. You can take care of all six of them for that long can't you?

>>13349918
Spike was the only one to notice he seemed a bit nervous. His own dating had hit a bit of a stride. He didn't ask much, at least not after Anon tossed a small emerald his way.

The suit pressed, the legs pumping to the dance hall - everything was in preparation. It was magnificent. They all made small talk and asked after each others' sisters (barring Anon; they had known not to ask overmuch) waiting for Twilight to arrive.

And she did - in a simple white dress and purple bolted bow he remembered, with two winglet holes. She seemed agape at the party, doubly excited to catch up.

Dinner was sumptuous, though Pinkie had gone light on the arugula salad and heavy on the strawberry ice cream cake. The talk moved from family to work to the latest news of the day, and it was wonderful. Twilight and Anon squeezed hands beneath the table every so often, maybe a bit sharp when Anon teased Spike on his own four-month anniversary coming up.

Spike blushed like christmas lights.

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Good morning what's ponying?

Late packages are worse than Stalin.

>>13349936
Define everyone?

>>13349943
* hands -- (Hands? Hooves? Whatever --)

1000 characters are a fun challenge

>>13349917
I liked the one where the foreground was greenish best

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>>13349936
EASY
I LOVE BABIES AND KIDS

>>13349947
The mane characters and Spike.
Also the CMC will help you.

>>13349945
Draw sugar giving snails a hoof job

>>13349945
You are seeing Hell freeze over.
>>13349426
>>13349480
>>13349524
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>>13349669
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>>13349822
Chistery is WRITING

>>13349936
>>13349954
Sounds like we're gonna have a pretty fun 24 hours then. I'd be glad to

>>13349963
Well you better start. The CMC already set the library on fire, AJ and Dash are missing, Fluttershy is crying, Pinkie got her head stuck in the Cookie jar and Twilight and Rarity are shooting magic beams everywhere.

>>13349954
Can you imagine the CMC looking after them though? Especially AJ, Rarity and RD. I can't even imagine the CMC reactions to that.

>>13349954
PFFFT EASY
Just get each of the CMC to babysit the pegasi personally and I'll watch over the rest

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>>13349976
Just kill me now

>>13349980
>Sweetie looking after Rarity
Damn that'd be cute as shit

>>13349980
Kinda reminds me of that Pony or Die with the botched Twilight spell

>>13349936
WAIT
IS TWILY AN ALICORN OR UNICORN?

>>13349943
At length they all turned expectantly. Maybe Rarity could simply "taste" the gem work in his breast pocket. Maybe Applejack had worked it out ages ago just how much "extra money" Anon had been saving but not quite spending. Who knew? But surely they all knew. Days ago. Of course.

Except Twilight, who asked "What's everyone staring at?"

Anon could feel the Chamber as a limitless beach with a warm sun peeking over the horizon, but the images in place, running. It was curious, but felt perfectly natural. Doors closing, opening, gusts pouring through.

One door opened --

There was only one thing to do. He dropped to one knee, pulled out the box, and popped it open. "Twilight, will you marry me?"

Here - now - knowhere, everywhere - Anon's ears rang. "YES!" She yelled. "YES!"

The others at the table erupted in delighted laughter and hoof-beats. He felt a little jolt up both legs. Stomping felt pretty good.

So did closing a clasp around his fiancee's neck.

>>13349976
Hmmm. The CMC can go look for AJ and Dash while I look after the rest. They can't exactly light them on fire (i hope)

>>13350001
Well since she wasn't an alicorn all her life she is now a unicorn.

Of course if that happened in the show she'd probably still be a alicorn.

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>>13349793
I'm not sure what you're on, but it's not like this is unusual or anything.

>>13350015
Just FYI: >>13349765
was a good reaction. I like your feelsmithing. Please continue.

SUPER FUCKING BEB

ZOMBIE EDITION

>>13349945
Hwy SB
Would you mind taking coloration request? I asked Dooks but he said he can't do it and gave up.

>>13350003
* knowhere, NOWHERE, FUCK

The rest of the night was a blur. It was some small Equestrian tradition to go out on a girl's night or stag night on the night of the ENGAGEMENT, not before the wedding. They did bachelor and bachelorette parties too, but frankly they liked celebrating.

Magic was wonderful but honey mead and half the town insisting on buying more mead played Hell with his memories. A few snatches of dancing, hard hoof-claps about the lower back, and some traditional song about "plowing fields" came to mind but melted into an easy dark cool memory of being poured into bed.

The next morning found them both in bed, sloppy and in half a mood for a coffee. There were some sly shared smiles and titters over what they remembered, but mostly welcome silence.

By noon they were ready for the day. It was hard avoiding the sea of congratulations, but chores called. They split at the door.

The bright green necklace clinked on her neck as she turned around the corner.

>>13350057
Sorry man to busy laughing at Australia
>opposition wants to make Cyberbullying a criminal offense
>Can survive in the worst place on Earth
>can handle being called a fag

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>>13350076
c'mon

reanimate your feet!

>>13350072
Prettiest pricness

>>13350088
>hit submit by accident before I added the comment
Shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZbM8GOKd8

>>13350089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEgqnbcU0EQ

>you watched this as a kid
>you liked it
>you didn't automatically hate it because it had a bright red talking wolf in it

>>13350105
I didn't and I hate it because it's shit

>>13350070
Chores devolved pretty quickly into smoking some cigars out by the bar with some well-wishers who insisted. No alcohol - HE insisted - but the chores took three times as long with this new entourage.

Anon managed to shake them off politely around 3 with all his quills bought, letters sent, and dry cleaning tendered. It wasn't so different, being engaged and all.

Celestia cooed in the ether. She seemed to be rolling in the memory, like a cat in fine sand. Or that was the touch-taste-feel.

Anon made no attempt to push forward. There was all the Time in the world here in the Chamber.

He stopped by the apartment to drop off dry goods and go back for greenery when he heard some voices. Ponyville was low-crime enough he didn't think much of it, maybe Spike back for some caramel cookies and "guy time." He was getting tall enough to reach the high jar.

Anon was still surprised to see Spike, Twilight, and what seemed like an art holder stand under a drape, the two antsy.

>>13350105
I liked it because it had a bright red wolf in it

but I also like the enthusiasm and sincerity. someone isn't just saying that they're writing dopey fan fiction, they're fucking screaming it.

>>13350108
You had no adolescence

> fanfiction
> AiE fanfiction

>>13350119
I guess

>>13349413
>having such shit taste

>>13350105
looks like a fox to me

>>13350120
There's nothing wrong with either of those.
It's just that it's kinda ridiculous right now. This is something you just link in a pastebin not post in here.

>>13350131
It's not the worst ship but it's pretty bad.
Still I can name a shitload of ships that are worse than that one.

>>13350120
>pony in middle ages fanfiction

would your favorite pone richard the lionheart?

>>13350135
While I am inclined to agree, if you let it slip to Pastebin or GDocs we'll never see the end of it. The last time we did that Rose Tinted never got a fourth chapter. It's a bit of a pain for non-readers but "Make Stub," "Hide Replies" in 4chan x might help.

>>13350088
I dont like his new way of drawing ponies at all

>>13350105
I couldn't stand that cutout look in older flashes, so I hated this video

>>13350144
Then, next time he posts, tell him what you think could be changed, what you liked more in his old style and he might listen.

>>13350141
Nah. She'd be all over the French.
Then get disappointed because holy shit did the middle ages suck complete ass.
Also she'd probably be considered a demon and be hunted and killed.

>>13350143
True I guess. This is Chistery we're talking about.

I don't mind it. If I had read it from the start I'd probably be interested. Right now I have no idea what that's about.

I just hope the next time he does something like this, it's the Anon with Rarity and Twilight at the spa thing. If he wants to that is. And if the next time is before the next hiatus.

Two earth ponies walk into a bar

One turns to the other and says "You didn't see it either?"

>>13350113
"Hi, sweetheart," he managed to gawp. "What's this?"

Twilight steeled herself a little. Anon could tell by a quirk in her tail dock "It's a present I didn't get to give you last night."

Anon's eyes slid over Spike, seeking some kind of clue. Even a good scowl like the Bad Old Days did nothing. There was no sign from the dragon other than twiddling thumbs.

"Oh- well that's great!"

"You have time to see it?" Her purple eyes shone. So it was something VERY special. He'd half-wondered if it was a flock of geese, but now ...

"Yeah, I think the bok choy could wait," Anon smoothed, not quite knowing where to put down the bags with the room suddenly half-full of pony, dragon, and fine art. "I'd love to see it."

Twilight trotted by Anon's knee, nodded to Spike, and the black satin came free.

Anon saw-felt-tasted the bags drop from his hands and hit the floor.

>>13350141
I dunno, Rarity would probably like the French not just for the language but all the heraldry. Then again she'd hate any place so full of disease, violence, raping, pillaging, war.

I don't think Equestria has never seen a war based on the existence of knight stories and war weapons, but it's a very distant memory to them now. Europe of that time would feel like a kind place.

>>13349667
There might be a new season

>>13350189
french language a shit

it sounds like barbarians talking with their mouths full

>>13350172
>>13350135
I probably should take this to a Pastebin or something if nothing else because soon it'll be a real Day Thread and it would get in the way.

That's more a time for > would you
or
> tfw,

Not some terribly longish comfortable-AiE love story

>>13350202
That's the funniest description I've heard for it, though I disagree with you.

>>13350207
Just continue, it's super-easy to filter anyway.

>>13350202
If you feel that way, sure, but Rarity seems like the only canon Francophile or even enthusiast.

>>13350207
Please, keep going.

>>13350218
Fluttershy seems like the kind to have in interest in France or the French laguage as well

>>13350215
He's right about it being shot tough. It just says fuck logic we have 10 exceptions for every rule.

Also fuck third class verbs. Just fuck them.

>>13350228
Don't know about that. She probably knows a few sewing terms but that's all.

Which pony would hate danish numbers the most?

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>>13350258
Are they, like, drawn with dead snakes or something?

>>13350210
Huh.

You know the way I see it is like this
Rarity - speaks fluently in French
Twilight - knows the basics of multiple languages, including French, could get around with them but speak a bit too fast and she's lost
Fluttershy - Very basic French, doesn't really understand it, but can read and pronounce it perfectly
AJ, Dash - Don't know any other language
Pinkie - Doesn't know either but just bullshits her wy trough conversations like she knows what she's saying.

>>13350300
Why french?

Also, Twilight is more on the german side.

>>13350300
What, like Pinkie just says "CROISSANT feux faux Genevieve vraiment bonjour?"

>>13350318
Yes.
if she met someone speaking German she'd just combine random japanese, russian and french words .

She'd even go like "Girl, let me handle this"

Man, Lecithin smells like shit.

>>13350331
Try sunflower, not soy.

>>13350312
Because English speakers love french for some reason

>>13350312
She'd probably know German the best but like I said she can speak multiple languages good enough to get around

>>13350336
There's sunflower lecithin?

>>13350312
>Twilight is more on the german side.
Why this?

>>13350348
I don't get the filename.

>>13350347
I can't guarantee you won't dislike it too, but it seemed to smell less than the soy preparations for me.
http://amzn.com/B003BHSXPS

>>13350331
Most of that things do. Try Arginine Hydrochloride - such a disgusting fishy smell and taste...

>>13350348
>how ponies see creatures with arms

>>13350356
I guess I'll buy those when my supply runs out, thanks

>>13350350
She is THE german stereotype.

>>13350348
>You'll never have tentacles for genitals
>You'll never have slimy tentacle sex with your waifu, wrapping your sensitive tentacles around hers and oozing juices

>>13350368
You guys have weird stereotypes then, I don't really know anyone who's like Twilight

>>13350348
How is a nigga suppose to watch Arthur?

>>13350376
We see the germans as worshipping organization and procedure.

Blame kafka and all those imported scientists.

>Americans read The Trial
>"What is this, a diary of daily life in Germany?"

>>13350376
You don't know any bureaucratic, über rational bourgeois?

Pony just said season 3 was good.

>>13350395
>tfw disorganized, lazy fuck
I have brought shame upon my ancestors.

the last pony in this thread was posted over 40 minutes ago

>>13350381
high.

>>13350418
Me too anon, me too.

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>German Twilight

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>>13350421
Fixed

>>13350418
I don't mind, being a leech in germany is pretty efficient.

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>>13350421
i don't images to see the pony I love everywhere but fine

>>13350428
femdom is a russian thing

>>13350430
>>13350434
those are ok ponies, but where is the best one

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>>13350434
>i don't images to see the pony I love everywhere but fine

>>13350450
Got you covered >>13350451

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>>13350430
Why this celestya so pretty

Such unf

Wow

Is make heart much beating

Wow horse

>>13350430
i'm normally big on being the active one in a battle of fuckings and cuddles but I would be celestia's little spoon

i would be her little spoon so hard

>>13350459
Your shitposting aside, the
>makes heart beating
line actually fits.
Why can't she be real? ;_;

Just the kissing, now post some kissing.

I wanna have sex with you, Rainbow Dash

>>13350478
What if Celestia could be real, but only as a seductive german bureaucrat?

>>13350488
I have seen lots of German bureaucrats, none of them were seductive.

>>13350176
It was a perfect rendering of his parents' wedding anniversary photograph. The laugh lines, the bushy push-broom moustache. The greying hair - his mother's hazel eyes - the stupid cardigan Dad insisted wearing - it was the most realistic portrait he'd seen anywhere. The dappling of their skin alone was a master-stroke.

Anon's throat caught. It was like an iron ball stuck rested his vocal cords. He tried to step forward to look closer but one knee managed to drive to the floor instead. His face became a hot sticky mess, sobs coming out in a dry wheeze.

Twilight rushed to his side, her head coming to his face, worried. "Are you okay?"

"Fine" just barely squeaked out, a forearm wiping away the snot, "This- this is amazing-" broke in his throat.

A box of tissues appeared at one side. He blinked out the tears, catching his voice again. "How did you-"

Spike spoke. "We - I found your special photo-box." He looked at Twilight, "I helped with the thumbs and all."

somebody post some porn already, it's time for my wank

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>>13350498
I think my eyes are leaking.

>>13350496
Nor beautiful.

>>13350499
DEA1CA7

Dear princess Luna

Today I learned that there is a furry porn edition of magic the gathering. Please give me pleasant dreams rather than the nightmares that I will surely have.

Love, Anon

throbbing musky girlcocks

>>13350507
So what do you say?

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>>13350519
> the nightmares that I will surely have.