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>>13338904

What are some of your favorite cute interaction in the pony show?
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THIS THREAD IS ACCEPTABLE
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>>13346352
>>13346374
>Marking the second thread
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>>13346352
it melted my heart.
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What the hell happened?
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>rape
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Don't suppose we could talk about ponies for a change
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>>13346386
>anon thread

pls
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>>13346201
Well those tend to branch off in the understanding that maybe we're one of the few animal-like or -based spacefaring species.

I take the closer reading that we'd meet other animals but they might have developed on lower-gravity worlds or simply don't have the shock response we have, simpler eyes, what have you.

We would still be pretty terrifying.
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What to gif?
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>>13346374
Yeah sorry about all that
I saw the thread was deleted and I posted the marker the first place I could to save it from Mito

I don't know what the deal is to transfer the marker to a marker

>>13346386
>Marking an Anon thread after a mito
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>>13346410
Was just trying to get us back up and running, but y'all niggas are picky as fuck
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>Around tripfags.
>Relax.
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>>13346410
>thinking I'm not a reliable Anon
;_;
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>>13346352
Spike and Twilight have some of the best moments in my opinion. Stuff like the end of Owls Well and The Crystal Empire make me happy.
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Anon threads are fine when done right.
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>>13346417
Ah, hey. I missed whatever happened.
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>>13346422
You Anon's all look alike.
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>>13346422
Sadly, you all look the same to me.
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>>13346422
Just wait a day anon. Then you'll probably cna make a thread.

I'm just sad that a Rarity thread was used for that.
Rarity would be disappointed.
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>>13346434
D&D?
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>>13346434
D&D?
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>>13346430
Hey at least I linked to the real last thread, and not the one we temporarily moved to after the real old horse was brutally slaughtered. Either way, it was fine to pick the Tripfag one in this case, especially because he posted the link first.
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>>13346418
You know people are always hesitant after a Mito
Just put on your trip next time if you're going to make a new one, it's not that hard
Also your OP was shit
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So, what is MLPG drinking?

Available at Dominick's.
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>>13346434
D&D
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>>13346434
def that's racist
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>>13346436
Used for what?
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>>13346454
Is a fun game.
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>>13346470
For deleting the General
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They both look so cuddlable
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>>13346431
WHAT'S THE PROCEDURE
THIS IS ALL TOO STRESSFUL
I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS
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>>13346436
But people make Rarity thread sometime.
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>>13346463
>>13346454
>>13346447
The real question is 'what edition'. 3.5 has the most insane shit you can pull, while 4e is the easiest to play and GM (though I haven't kept up since they started babby-moding it).
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>>13346482
I dunno. You have a Steam or Skype or email?
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>>13346479
Ah. It wasn't a very pretty Rarity, though.
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>>13346488
I guess 4e? I'm probably going to need a lot of hand holding.
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>>13346480
>being this wrong
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That was disgraceful.
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>>13346488
3.5 because fuck the alignments in 4
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>>13346488
So quick question for the D&D guys.
What's with the hate for 4th Edition?
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deaf make a /q/ thread for the thing so people can get involved pathfinder is better than 3.5
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Please guys let this D&D hold until tomorrow. I have classes tomorrow and need to sleep. No classes Friday though.
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>>13346488

I personally didn't find 4e that fun when i played it, but that might have just been my group. Whatever you would feel comfortable playing, if you're offering to DM.
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>>13346491
Sure
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gonna paint this

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist

will stram whose line is it anyway later, but i'll make another post
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>>13346497
>fluttermac
How's it feel being the least canon mac ship
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>>13346503
It would go on /qt/. /q/'s just for running quests, /qt/ is for arranging them.
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>>13346527
That is disgusting
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>>13346501
combat takes for-fucking-ever, and there's a heavy emphasis on it. I don't have a huge grudge, but I like 2nd edition personally
yet to play 3.5 or pathfinder though
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>>13346527
This is fuckign horrifying
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>>13346472
Ouch.
Bet that DM felt like an ass for that one.
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>>13346501

I'd like to try something other than D&D to be honest, but it's probably the best starting game due to how universally recognizable it is.

Pathfinder sounds neat.
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>>13346497
hhhhnngggg
that's fucking adorable
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>>13346550
fine...
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>>13346472
Makes me glad my DMs have never been the vindictive type.
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>>13346527
I'm unpleasently reminded of that one episode of the Twilight Zone where the beautiful woman goes in for platic surgery because everybody else in the world is piglike and ugly, so she is regarded as being hideous
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>>13346575
Thank you, thank you. I try.
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>>13346575
> Isaac is the thread's slowest greentexter
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>>13346550
I don't get the hate
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>>13346528
>>13346503
God dammit I made a song and everything...
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>>13346575
No surprise.
I'm always MVP.
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>>13346374
>>13346575
wat
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>>13346575
What it the image name from?
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So deaf, looks like 3.5. How are we doing this?
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>>13346575
I do hope that fluttershy can be a little more open about her troubles now.

AJ needs to get back to that book.
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>>13346560
pathfinder is basically a rebalanced ruleset for 3.5 (arcane spellcasters are much less op but still pretty crazy especially)
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>>13346590
Anon transferred the Marker back to the markers
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>>13346585
Those are OK, but look at Cheerliee's expression and especially Mac's nose. Augh.
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Could Massive Rainbow Dash beat Rodan in a fight?
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>>13346609
GG
GG pls
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http://mlpg.co/qt/res/208061.html
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So, what, the beacon can only BOOP a marker that was posted by certain people?
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Anon: 1
Mito: 0
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>>13346567
What's worse is when a That Guy and a That DM team up.
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>>13346607
but it's supposed to look like the faces they make in the very same scene
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>>13346567
>Not having a proper DM who will take you down to Scary Town.
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>>13346614
Oh, how I wish he would
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>>13346575
>tfw you going to miss a painting of best pony

>>13346575
>
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>tfw a thread deletion ruined my chance at true love
qtanon I love you and I'll be dreaming about you.
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>>13346620
So long as it's the right marker image and there are key words in the OP I don't think it matters who marked it. It should show up on all the locators.
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>>13346638
I meant pls stahp
But I mean
Whatever GG wants to do
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>>13346648
You love Rarity? But she taken.
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>>13346648
Same, I was pretty close to getting someone else to say they loved me.
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>>13346635
>tfw LK will never DM a pone D&D for us
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>Hope you had a light lunch, Anon
>It's been a while, it's gonna be a big one
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>>13346620
No, but some people share the password to delete it so when a random good sumeritan comes along and saves it, its easier to transfer it in the thread to someone with the password than wait for the next thred
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Why does this game exist?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/228560/
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Pony wants you eat her
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>>13346624
Once read about a session a DM ran where he threw everything at the party in a massive ambush, completely catching them off guard and killing them off slowly, one by one until the last character fell.

Then pulled it all back to a tent at a fairground where the party was listening to a fortune teller warning them of this attack, thus giving them time to properly equip themselves, set up defenses, position themselves in the optimal formation to repel the ambush. Apparently the party never felt prouder of a battle in their lives.
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>>13346624
I read that one. Shit is pretty horrible.
A friend at work told me about having That DM. He kept trying to railroad shit even when my friend would try to do the most simple shit outside of his little box. He also kept trying to destroy my friend, but he ended up being a nigh indestructible dorf with a magical bag full of rainbows.
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>>13346672
I love foodscat
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>>13346672
>tfw SoAshamedPony appears ded
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>>13346676
People have wanted a TMNT game consummate with the comic series for a LONG damn time.

No idea if it'll get anywhere near as dark as the original material, though.
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>>13346687
That's clever as fuck.
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>>13346654
Pretty sure GG doesn't spam.
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>>13346662
I love Rarity and you
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>>13346692
LK pls draw Sylvia with the biggest butt
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>>13346706
Well
I mean Please no don't do drap Wonder
But that would depress too many Anons
I retract the statement
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>>13346718
But his traps/crossdressing stuff is great
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>>13346488
I'm the the Next beta
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>>13346699
his latest wonder mayo foodscat fic was over the line.

i guess if your not in the fandom it makes a huge difference. now i can imagine how nonpony fans see the pony foodscat fics.
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I thought I saw some best ship in here
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>>13346501
4e is fine, It's dumbed down in some ways but at the same time after you get your character built the actual gameplay is fast enough.

The biggest problem with it is the emphasis is completely shifted from roleplaying, instead of just doing random and crazy bullshit you pick attacks based of a previously prepared sheet.
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>>13346706
whenever you see someone in here spamming there is a huge chance it is BCS. since she has already been confirmed to be 3 of the regular spamanons here
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>Wonder over Yonder
>wonder
>wOnder
Fuck this should not bug me as much as it does
It's Wander for christ's sake
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>>13346757
shit pic shit ship
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Shitdefiler and Faganons are posting Fluttermac? Time to go to sleep.
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>>13346763
>tfw NBS will never summon Satan on you.
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>>13346757
You did indeed.

>>13346759
At the same time, the system allows for a lot more roleplaying when it comes to non-combat, due to the vastly simplified skill system.
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>>13346624
Jesus fucking Christ, I would have walked around the table and punched that guy square in the nose.

You can't be a Paladin and rape. That's not how it fucking works.
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>>13346770
i won't give that show any extra seasons
whatever contract they have is probably going to be it.
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>>13346770
i thought it was Wander
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>>13346763
That's not really her style, though.
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>>13346790
It is
But several people in here call him Wonder
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>>13346757
that is one of the worst ships imaginable

here is objective best ship
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I'd play DnD with you guys

Except....you're all kind of faggots
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>>13346782
he did one Omni
that's why he disappeared for a week
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>>13346806
You're a faggot!
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>>13346798
Yeah, it's usually more when you see like Flash Sentry stuff turn up.
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I promise not to post anymore wander over yonder

BUT JUST LOOK AT THAT

HE POKES HER BUTT AND SHE JUST TAKES IT
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>>13346811
I'll show you a faggot!

He's over there, waiting for you in the mirror!
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>>13346806
come on
it would be fun

I-I'm not a faggot ;_;
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>>13346806
i wouldn't play dnd with any of these faggots anyway.

/tg/ has long sense abandoned mlpg
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>>13346783
Hey, if you've got the 3.5e Player's Handbook in pdf, I can put up the rest of the core books.
>>13346786
That Guys are a blight on any group, unless they're making the game fun.
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>>13346802
> objective
> best
> ship
Slow down there, pardner.
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>>13346806
>DnD
>not Fate Core
please leave
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>>13346817
She's used to Wander poking her butt.
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>>13346802
That's like, your opinion nigga, but despite the unnecessary vitriol I respect it
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>>13346783
Yeah and the Skill Challenge System was really cool too. The system has its merits, I definitely enjoyed it when I played it moreso than 3.5 in some ways, but being tied down to using tiles just isn't for everybody.

There are "Powers" that straight up don't work without tiles. (Or at least greatly reduce effectiveness.)
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>>13346817
confirmed for sexist.
taken down within a week because women are going to be but devastated by the brutal rape
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>>13346824
I'm still here, as well as Def, LK, amid various other anons. /tg/ is not gone from this place.
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>>13346836
> not Dunkaroos
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>>13346827
>david siegel

So many guilty faps
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>>13346841
>tripfags posting without reason
>thinks that is something to be proud of
okay goy
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>>13346824
>/tg/ has long sense abandoned mlpg

We're talking about DnD right fucking now, what more do you want?

Heck we're even still /co/ talking about WOY
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>Smells like Tabasco sauce and cheap weed.
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>>13346836
http://pastebin.com/Ca6e9uKK
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>>13346834
why is derpy such a slutty pony?
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>>13346836
If Trixie did this for me she would instantly be my number one pony
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>>13346824
>implying MLPG isn't every board at some point
shit I remember once when we were /o/
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>>13346855
>moving the goalposts
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>>13346878
>>13346861
Heck we were most of /k/ last thread
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MLPG I need to change my steam profile picture.

Someone spot me an image to use
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>>13346890
And we're /d/ every night thread!
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>>13346890
fuck, and I missed it? TO THE ARCHIVE-MOBILE.
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>>13346835
Well, they do all work, it's just more of a pain in the ass to work with.
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>>13346854
Never been into furry for furry's sake, but Johnny and Carol is the least batshit couple from the show.
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>>13346901
make one to go with your username, 's what I do
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>>13346901
And now we a little /v/ I guess
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>Using a pony avatar
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You're going to be a princess, Anon!
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>>13346950
What is this, a photo for ants?
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>using a Disney avatar
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>>13346963

But I'm a dude
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>>13346946

Inky is the best princess.
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>>13346967
TOO BAD.
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>>13346950
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>>13346963
>>13346946

I wish to be the prettiest princess, I want to do silly girly things
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>>13346967
That just makes it more fun!
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>>13346973
IT INSTILLS FEAR
IN THE ENEMY
ITS ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING MIND GAMES MAN
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>>13346979
One day anon
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>>13346996
do be sure to use them all
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>>13346977
>>13346985
I dont like ponies and cute pony like donkys not respecting my masculinity.

I am a man! Rar! I can sit around all day not taking a shower and eat rare steak!
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>>13347004
that's a cute manestyle
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>>13347006
>>13346996
make a collage and use that
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>>13346989
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>>13346996
Glad to be of help private.
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>>13347009
Maybe you get to be a bear princess. Or a Canadian princess. Or maybe even a Canadian bear princess. That's manly, yeah?
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>>13347013
I agree
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>>13347026
Why can't I just be a prince?

Or even better, why not just drop the whole thing and let me enjoy ponies
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>Best friend is putting together a pathfinder thing based around a world we came up with back in high school on Gaia
>Character Creation is all done.
>Day of first session
>No map, no initiative, just winging it
>This is everyone's first Pathfinder game
>Basically just what we did on Gaia but with dice roles and stats/equipment/etc.

I didn't even know you could do a tabletop rpg with no table or equivalent flat surface to put our shit on. All of our character sheets were on our laptops too.

Still have no idea what the fuck I played but I don't think it was quite a trip. I even managed to piss off a half dead skeletal dragon by jumping in it's eye and kicking around in its brain cavity.

I really need to find a real fucking group to play with.
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>>13347015
This
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>>13346946
> Anon discovers he's expected to reach "Prince" status if he's to be an eligible suitor to Twilight, at least as far as the Court is concerned.
> Not really sure how he's supposed to exemplify all the positive traits necessary, but it's worth a try. He resolves to take a year's sabbatical from work and endeavour to become a person deserving Royal status.
> The volunteer work in town and diplomacy touring with his fiancee isn't bad at all. Except for when it is.
> No matter where he goes there seems to be some weird happenstance that requires his attention and unusual skill as a human. He might fall down cliff faces, babysit Griffon diplomats' kids, tend wounds - but now is a better-rounded person.
> After nearly dying saving several foals from falling into an icy river when a bridge goes out in Canterlot Commons Celestia faces something of a quandary
> There's no standard "Prince" attributes for a non-Equestrian

What would you ask for?
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>>13347051
* standard FOR, FUCK
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who's ready for pokymans?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blhaSxUJ-OU
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>>13347051
Wings.
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>>13347051
Five dollars
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>>13347051

winged dick
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>>13347042
>I didn't even know you could do a tabletop rpg with no table or equivalent flat surface to put our shit on.


Oh yeah. Most of the time I don't, though its far easier to actually do pen and paper. Lets you improvise and visualise a lot easier
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>>13347051
some wings would be nice.
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>>13347051
Glorious fucking wings.

TIME TO BRING ANGELS INTO EQUESTRIA
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>>13347051
Angelic wings
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>>13347057
go to bed /vp/
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>>13347051
I'll just have them change me into a mare so I can be a princess instead. That suits everybody more I'm sure
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>>13347051
Wings and a human horn.
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>>13347051
Land
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>>13347083
EVEN MORE GLORIOUS THAN CELESTIA'S
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>>13347063
Back in the day on Gaia we had our own little private forum where we would gather around, brainstorm worlds and text roleplay in them without any real DM or set plot. Those things just naturally developed over time. Certain characters would become leads, others gravitate towards side characters.

It was much more like writing by committee than it was anything else.
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>>13347059
>>13347081
>>13347083
>>13347084
>>13347088
>>13347093
Holy shit, look at all my niggas.
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>>13347051
Just a bit of magic

Or for her to set me up with 5 great friends like she did with Twilight
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>>13347051
Big ass wings and curved goat horns.
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>>13347051
A fine magic scepter and angelic wings
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MLPG you dont really want wings, right?

I mean, how would you even sleep?
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>>13347051
I've got the love of my life and the safety and well-being of the ponies I saved. I think I already have everything I need.
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>>13347117
Upside down
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>>13347117
On my side or stomach.

Worse comes to worse? on a cloud.
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>>13347051
I want to be a male alicorn, in addition to being granted enough land for a small home and tax exemption.
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>"Can I touch your hand?"
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>>13347117
in a hammock with two holes
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>>13347114
>this is a.jpg
WAY TO RUIN THE ILLUSION
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>>13347117
Wrap the wings around myself to use as a feathery blanket.
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>>13347114
Stop doing acid Fluttershy

It's bad for you
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>>13347124

Congrats anon you passed the final test. You truly are befitting of the title of Prince of Equestria.
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>>13347132
No.

Because mewball needs to stram
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>>13347117
I would get a nice new royal bed to accommodate them
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>>13347144
He is stramming.
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Where did all these wingfags even come from.
Not that I'm complaining, but just outta fucking nowhere.
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>>13347117
I would prefer my sweat glands to release powerful aphrodisiacs instead of sweat, but to each his own, I guess...
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Apples
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>>13347132
you can even hold it, if you want
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>>13347147
God fucking dammit how do I always miss the link
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>>13347132
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFuZjUugpzg
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>>13347154
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>>13347149
Oh you know, they just tend to fly in.
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>>13347149
It just seems like a logical thing to ask for
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>>13347153
NOPE
TAKING THE WINGS
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>>13347171
mlpg pls come play Cards Against Humanity with me.

http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp

subby's game, password is boop
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>>13347149
Could be worse

The other guys tend to get a little horny
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>>13347149
don't you get wings if you become a prince/princess?
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>>13347175
2/10 Apply yourself
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>>13347143
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>>13347177
I was more expecting weird, and half retarded fetishy shit to be honest.
>hurr I want a 50 inch dick
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>>13347182
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>>13347188
What if I don't know how to play?
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>>13347175
>>13347191
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>>13347175
You could say we're birds of a feather.
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>>13347018
I assume this is from Newgrounds, but what is it exactly?
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>>13347188
sorry, reading up on d&d to play as a awakened undead
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>>13347199
We just spent a year becoming a better person
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>>13347201
it's super simple, it's "competitive" madlibs.
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>>13347210

>no wings
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>>13347149
We were always here.
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>>13347210
that Twilight is 2cute4me
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>>13347225
never leave me
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>>13347201
all you do is pick cards to finish a sentence
its kind of dumb really
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>>13347220
>implying a year is enough to fix anyone here
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>>13347175
>>13347191
>Carlos and SB
>In the same general.

I guess we could be in for some double pun trouble!
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>>13347212
tankmen
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>>13347234
Of course I won't.

Unless you say someone else's wings are prettier.
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FAGGOT
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>>13347235
it's a party game. Mechanically they're all pretty stupid, most of the fun arises from the discussion surrounding the game.
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>>13347210
I think it's awful and I hate it
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pony will never understand you and you will never understand pony
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>>13347261
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>>13347261
Its not like either of us are all that complicated

I like to sleep in. She likes to eat hay. Whats not to get?
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>>13347252
SLUT
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>>13347062
Celestia congratulates him and poses the question of what to give Anon while still in recovery. She's not pressing just yet - he's the hero of the hour and still not at all well from the lacerations and hypothermia. The knitting and pain blocking drugs are dizzying.

Celestia's back is turned just slightly to the window overseeing the river and the still-smoking bridge forms, making a comment about better civil engineering standards. Anon can't help but mouth, "What I want is a WINGED DICK" to Twilight at his side.

She has to stifle a laugh behind a hoof, but shoots Anon an accusing glance. He gave her a Hell of a fright, and this is still a Princess extending Royal power and status. It means everything to the both of them.

>>13347124
Anon's voice is still shaky with laughter as he - gently - interrupts Celestia, "The kids are alive and - bonus! - I am too. I don't give a damn what comes after that. Your Majesty."

She gives Anon a smile over her shoulder.
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>>13347244
Well, I know for a fact MY wings are now the prettiest and most glorious.
Such is most befitting of new prince of Equestria.
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>>13347273
why is she in a washing machine?
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>>13347261
Thats ok, I still love her.
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>>13347281
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>>13347288
Why is the hetero guy so miserable?
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>>13347288
What.
I'm so confused right now. I didn't attach an image.
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>>13347292
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>>13347308
that pony looks like she needs a hug.
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>>13347288
>asexual
>seen as better than hetero
i bet the faggot that made this honestly believes that
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>>13347316
and cake
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>>13347297
Because gay agenda.
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>>13347288
I still don't get why transsexual is on there
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>>13347323
pansexual is just a slut
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>>13347062

>"Hey, sötnös! Wake up! I'm back from my holiday in Greece!"
>"I brought you a cock!"
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http://mlpg.co/qt/res/208061.html

so anyone else up for this?
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>>13347326
because retards think it's a real thing and not just a mental disorder
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>>13347326
Because idiocy
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>>13347336
Pansexual is basically someone with no standards or morals that fucks everything and anything.
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>grandmatriarchs status: awoken

How badly have I fucked up?
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>>13347347
But mental disorders are real things
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>>13347350
exactly.
a slut
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>>13347348
My god that image is silly as fuck.
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>>13347336
Far as I can tell, bisexual means you'll fuck any man or woman of sufficient attractiveness. While pansexual means you have no standards and will fuck literally anything that will hold still long enough.
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>>13347308
That is an extremely cute and cuddly pony
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>>13347353
IT BEGINS
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>>13347350
>>13347364
Pfft.
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>>13347364
i think you are not getting what a slut is.
that is what a slut is.
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>>13347326
>I still don't get why transsexual is on there
Feminists are the reason why. LGBT was originally called GB because gays and Lesbians are both homosexuals. It's why L come first in that name. Only feminists pushed trannies in the same boat as gays and bis.
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guys pls.


http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp

subby's game, password is boop.

pls
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>>13347323

The only thing I find offensive about that picture is that it implies heterosexuals are less interesting than the other special snowflake gender identities.
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>>13347336
HOMOPHOBIC! TRANSBASHING! ISLAMOPHOBIC CIS SCUM WHITE MALE!
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>>13347340

>waking you up
>not just putting the tip to your mouth while you sleep, and seeing how long it takes you to react
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Can we get back to determining what we get out of being a genuine prince in Equestria, instead of just the title of prince?

It was giving me a boner.
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>>13347368
yeah
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>>13347368
imagining cuddling a pony while they wear this is too much for me
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>>13347395
why do these morons side with islam?
do they not know that under islam they would be stoned to death?
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>>13347403
You power hungry fuck.

I like you.
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>>13347403
>getting a boner from just that
You don't hang around the night threads much do you?
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>>13347409
I'm pretty sure they're promarijuana too
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>>13347415
>implying my boner can be contained during night threads
You're silly, anon. I like you.
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>>13347403
You gain the rights to be a spouse to a princess

You gain the responsibilities of thhe throne.

You become the face of the nation, for better or for worse
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>>13347409
Because liberals gave them the world Islamophobia. Just watch the young turks. They act like they are super Progressive news channel. Yet they always defend and white knight islam. And give them a double stander.
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>>13347422
Why contain it?
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>>13347403
I want five plots of land, a flock of geese and a maiden of virtue true
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>>13347418
they are only pro marijuana if it is done by females niggers and other mud skins.

if it is done by the white man after a hard day's work, it is supporting the patriarchy, white men shouldn't relax even after they are enslaved by women and are forced into only manual labor jobs working 18 hours a day.
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>>13347415
>pinkie keeps going
>Rarity, I had this great dream about the big marchmellow!
>She looks around
>Uh Rarity?
>She looks down at her gut
>Uh-oh...
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>>13347442
unf
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>>13347422
I know this feel too well. Then the conversation shifts to something shitty and I'm just left with a pile of boners and nowhere to go with them
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>>13347412
Look, ultimately I just want an excuse to hang out with Celestia and Luna. Also maybe Twilight and Cantdance. Plus, wings and magic. How could that not be cool?

>>13347427
Old men.
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>>13347285
It's a bit strange how her eye alone speaks such pride. It pauses meaningfully at Anon's hand grasping Twilight's hoof on the bed, still almost blue with cold.

"I'm glad you feel that way, Anon, but you are Chosen. We - I - can't let your bravery, loyalty, or love for others go unrecognized. It's not a brand for life, Anon, it's a gift. Every Royal chooses what it means to them. You're in a very unique position of choosing what that IS."

>>13347059
>>13347081
>>13347083 (etc)
Anon bites hips lips, eyes meeting Twilight's. She's never looked prouder or more in love than right now. Even harried and worn from the explosive instant teleportation from several countries over - a footnote to Anon's stunt in the papers - she looks beautiful. Her wings flutter a bit at her side.

"I think I want wings, your Majesty. Maybe I could have dodged hitting the ground." You laugh a bit at the end, only to discover those broken ribs are still very broken.
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>>13347426
I just want everyone to shut their fucking faces and leave me alone :(
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>>13347457
* her EYE'S TWINKLE, FUCK
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>>13347455
You had me at wings.
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>>13347464
#BEEF
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>>13347323
/v/ is a nice touch.
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>>13346352
The cutest of cute.
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>>13347473
WE WERE SO WRONG
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>>13347457
aww yiss
motherfucking wings
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>>13347457
> Anon
> You
I'll allow it. FOR NOW.
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>>13346497
unf unf upskirt unf
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>>13347399

>She takes a picture of you
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>>13347450
>>13347452
>>13347477

>DON'T WORRY I KNOW HOW TO GET YOU OUT
>she races for the laxative
>As she enters the kitchen, she is surprised
>Oh RARITY, never disapear on me like that again!
>Rarity just stares for a moment in bafflement, and then smiles
>They both start laughing
>Pinkie's stomach shakes visibly again
>A squeak comes out, along with a muffled "um, pinkie, would toyu please do that thing you needed to do for rarity, it's not very comfortable in here and I need some help
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>>13347323
>>13347288
How come there no Cest pride flag? Like homosexuality most places incest is not against the law. Cestsexuals deserve the same rights as gays!
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>>13347457
>wings
if this doesn't turn out to be a package deal that ends with male alicorn I will be every kind of disappoint.
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>>13347513
I want to have a nice magic staff

full pony is for loosers
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>>13347505
Poor sweetie
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>>13347510
u wot m8
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Please respond
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>>13347513
Like fuck I'm giving up my glorious human body with glorious opposable thumbs to become a horse.
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>>13347529
I was thinking fluttershy, but that works too I guess
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>>13346836
I have to admit mutant Trixie is pretty cute
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>>13347539
>wanting thumbs when you could have fucking magic and the power of flight
are you high
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>>13347532
You know you been looking up on tumbler lately. Looks like Cest rights will be made into the next civil rights movement. That's not even looking up Gravity falls fans on there. LGBTC
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>>13347548
>not being a magical angel
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LINKBOARD WHERE?
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>>13347548
No, fuck you. I ain't giving this up.
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>>13347554
This guy gets it.
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>>13347538
>no mac users
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Do wing hugs tickle?
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>>13347554
I'm pretty sure angels don't have dicks, anon.
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>>13347541
Well sweetie would be delicious marshmallow too, it runs in the family
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>>13347572
They tickle and they're soft and they're comfy.
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>>13347558
Think parts of it became banned text. Haven't seen it come up in a while.
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>>13347117
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>>13347572
only slightly
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>>13347577
Neither do pastel cartoon ponies.
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>>13347597
Only because it's a kid's show.
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>>13347587
Anon trying to sleep after a night thread.gif
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>>13347587
Damn twilights wings are so huge on her body. Even if she is 4 inches taller they don't quite look right.
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>>13347602
Every night
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>>13347587
Would you hold her close to keep her wings down? Just so she could sleep comfortably?
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>>13347587
This kind of bit would actually be amusing early in the season
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>>13347587
whats this from?
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>>13347587
And this is why pegasus pones would be 2cute to sleep with.
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>>13347614
For Twily? Of course I would, but only if its plutonic.
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>>13347587
I disliked a lot of that movie, but parts like that keep it from being a complete loss.
I'm looking forward to that kind of awkwardness in S4.
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>>13347622
Equestria girls

just watch it
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>>13347622
Beginning of EQG
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>>13347640
But I don't wanna...
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>>13347609
>>13347619
I really do hope Twilight is awkward with her wings in S4, at least a little

I'm fine with her becoming an alicorn, but for fucks sake do something with it
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>>13347623
>sleeping with your favorite pegasus pony
>resting your head on a pillow stuffed with their own shed feathers
>one of their wings draped softly over your chest, occasionally twitching while asleep
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>>13347637
Shining Armor plz.
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>>13347623
Would you help your waifu deal with her wingboner?
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>>13347649
But my waifu doesn't have wings yet
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Great
Now I won't feel guilty for not bothering with a Mac version

Apart from that one stupid sod
But he can just install Linux
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>>13347457
Twilight rubs at Anon's back a bit helplessly where she can't see a bruise. It's comforting despite the ache it trails along one shoulder.
>>13347457
>>13347107
>>13347111

His eyes are clenched tight but he can still feel Twilight's horn prodding - gently as she can, surely - and melting a KNIT BONES spell into his side. Her magic is familiar and warm as a summer breeze. She can't out-do the finest at Canterlot General but the ebbing pain and sounds - like knuckles cracking - are good sign. He hopes.

Wishing he'd thought of this ahead of time, words hiss through clenched teeth, "One of those couldn't h-hurt either."

Celestia can't help but laugh, "Like birds of a feather, Twilight?"

It must be have been a private joke. Anon desperately wishes Twilight could laugh without prodding a bit hard between his sixth and seventh rib. He hisses out a bit stronger than he wanted.

"S-sorry!" she sputters. Anon can tell bearily through teary eyes she's visibly shaking.
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>>13347645
It's an hour and change

Take the time that you would spend ponying pony here and just watch it.

As a whole it's pretty much a unremarkable average episode that's feature length.
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>>13347647
perfect
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>>13347640
>>13347642
How many actual good pony bits are there in EG?

Because this one was surprisingly amusing
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>>13347646
I'm totally predicting some form of episode focused on Dash and Twilight flying around together.
Fluttershy can come too
>her face when Twilight has thrice the wingpower she does, gets all envious
>rainbow also, having to deal with her enourmous plumage interrupting her flight patterns.
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>>13347664
It's like the only one sadly
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>>13347638
>It never happens.
>All of the scenes with Twilight have her wings tucked.
>Even when Dash and Fluttershy are flared, obviously using them to emote something.
>Twilight's are forgotten.
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>>13347647
why cosmo
why do you do this
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>>13347664
Beginning and the end are the only pony parts.
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>>13347668
And now I'm not surprised at all
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>>13347637
>plutonic
>Relating to or denoting igneous rock formed by solidification at considerable depth beneath the earth's surface

So only if her wings are rock-hard?

unf
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>>13347663
Completely unrelated question but how did they get the bed sheet pattern to angle like that using flash?
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>>13347649
yes
pegasus pones would be fun
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>>13347538
>no option for all 3
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>>13347657
he probably only voted that because that anon said no mac users
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Guys i think im in love with this pony, what do?
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>>13347677
>tfw back in the day anon never finished the preening of NMM story.
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>>13347684
Continue living your life knowing that you're longing for something that doesn't exist, and likely wouldn't want you if it did.
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>>13347684
BACK OFF, BUDDY
THAT'S MY HORSE
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>>13347684
get better taste in horse wife
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>>13347675
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>>13347671
Because dreams can still be had
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>>13347660
Reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plhKkSfKP2k

I need to watch that series again.
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>>13347675
Fuck I meant platonic.

kill me
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>>13347696
>likely wouldn't want you if it did.
Dash might not return my same love, but im sure we could become friends
>>13347699
Such a horse doesn't exist anon.
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>>13347707
empty, unattainable dreams
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>>13347684
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>>13347678
I only care about limitations
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>>13347670
>animators forget to put on the wings in several scenes.
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>>13347718
She has a fanclub anon, she wouldn't have time to deal with you. I mean sure you might exchange pleasantries every now and again, but to her you'd just be "another fan."
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>>13347722
Im sorry, it is a bit drafty in here, let me get that for you.
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>>13347722
when's mahvel
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>>13347722
why
why did it have to end this way
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>>13347722
Leave and tell fluttershy to come in. Thanks
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>>13347738
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>>13347722
did you ever continue that AJ x Spike thing?
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>>13347746
no gg, why
don't do this
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>>13347746
do something instead of shit posting old shit
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>>13347752
I will soon anon
and Ice Pack too
just working on something at the moment
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>>13347746
>bad end
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>>13347722
>>13347746
i don't get it
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>>13347761
What's that something?
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>>13347761
cool
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>>13347684
It's okay, I'm in love with this pony. Let's make a club
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>>13347766
Anon slammed the door in her face before the quest could even begin.
It ended there.
>>
unf
https://e621.net/post/show/373794/balls-black_hair-blue_hair-butt-clouds-equine-frie
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>>13347701
>3 years
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>>13347775
Also, Rainbow Dash is GG's least favorite.
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>>13347667
>Dash wants to put her on an extreme trial and training to help develop her flying ability. She's her friend and she's a princess now, so she's going to get the best of the best of the best.
>But most of her moves and techniques are far beyond Twilight, if not just flat out dangerous for anyone. Some of them require an open flame.
>Most of the time, Twilight ends up getting stuck in a tree. The same tree.

>Fluttershy tries giving her lessons too.
>But these have the opposite problem. Fluttershy is too gentle and not challenging enough, to the point where Twilight is becoming actually WORSE at flying.
>Sessions ussualy involve a lot of stretching, looking both ways, up and down to make sure no one is coming, and then doing it again jsut to be super sure its safe. Most flights arent much more then hovering a foot off the ground dor a few moments
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>>13347767
it's a secret
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>>13347775
GG is a cock when it comes to Dash.
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>>13347785
This is true, but it was still anon that slammed the door.
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I'm gonna marry Shinning Armour AND Princess Cadence!
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>>13347779
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>>13347786
>Eventually twilight learns to master Dash's tricks using magic as a crutch
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>>13347795
No it wasn't it was the wind
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>super weird shit going on in Celestia Quest's metainformation
>last session this Saturday
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>>13347797
We've been over this before
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>>13347803
Denile isn't just a strip club in Seattle.
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It's that time once again

Stramming "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Be there if this image gave you a hard on

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13347786
Would watch this episode!
Also it's scary how easily interchangeable Twilight is with Scootaloo
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>>13347810
You may control this universe; but you can never control the universe in my head!
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>>13347821
>Scootaloo teaches twilight how to fly as a happy medium
>Twilight starts to scoot around on a moped
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>>13347660
Anon wished more than anything he could twist and draw her close. As it was he felt lucky to be able to move both arms, and even then he wasn't dog-paddling any time soon. The best he can manage is bringing his fingers hazily behind one ear.

"It - It's okay, sweetheart. I feel better! Thank you-"

"You almost DIED today! And I just m-made it worse!"

The sharp yelp hangs in the air. Anon's head is turned the other way but he's fairly certain Celestia took a step back.

"You almost died in the bottom of a river a-and I was nowhere! I wasn't here when they brought you in! They didn't even know what bones were broken or just little ones! I- I had to send them my notes and ran and ran and hoped they knew how to read it all and-"

Anon ignores the creaking in his joints as he sits up - an eighth of normal - and draws her as close as he can, rumbling "THANK you."

Messy tears wick dark purple hair to Anon's bed gown. This was a long time in coming.
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>>13347821
>Twilight is such a flying beginning she's put in the same tutoring classes as Scootaloo
>They are both equally bad
>Sometimes even mirroring the same errors and crashing in symmetry
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>>13347809
>solve puzzle
>solve puzzle the solution provided the final piece to
>receive mysterious picture that explains nothing and is probably yet another puzzle
I honestly don't even
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>>13347829
Go to bed while you still can
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>>13347834
d'aww
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>>13347856
You're not the boss of me Twilight.
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>"You want them on this time anon?"
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>>13347786
>>13347846
Is it too much to hope that we'll get something like this out of the show in S4?
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>>13347856
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>>13347870
all of it
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>>13347876
if the opening scene in S4 isnt Twily beefing it after her takeoff at the end of S3 i will be very upset
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>>13347867
Yes I am

>>13347881
You too
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>>13347786
I'd rather make it something like Fluttershy accidentally being a better teacher by remembering rhymes from her childhood that helped her learning to fly (kinda like in Dragonshy), and Dash just doesn't get how it works to be a teacher or something.

Though your version is super adorable, and I think we had more than enough episodes where Dash is in the wrong and has to learn her lesson in the end about how she was too much like... herself.
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>>13347876
We can only cross our fingers and hope so. Man maybe we'd even get lucky and they'd sing about flying.
Maybe it will be good.
Maybe twilight was telling the truth when she said it'd be all right.
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>>13347834
more, please?
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>>13347773
but I love that pony!
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>>13347870
Yes. Oh God Yes.
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>>13347898
This is the best outcome.
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>>13347887
Oh god I would.
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>>13347902
The idea is both Dash and Fluttershy are wrong because they're at extremes and Twilight has to find the golden middle path just for her
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>>13347899
I don't think I'm in your jurisdiction.
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>>13347898
That would be perfect. I doubt many people would be mad at that.
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>>13347849
I'm too tired to puzzle it out now and the journal shit is worrying together with the stuff from earlier and there's still so much we just don't know and it's ending and we won't have enough time and oh god it's all going to hell
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>>13347898
In my head, flying and going stright is easy, so Twilight can do that no problem in the last episode

But strange concepts like hovering, landing or turning will have her stuck in a tree
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I could use a refuel~
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>>13347918
Yeah, that is better than just downright antagonizing Rainbow in the end yet again.
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>>13347898
>>13347916
>>13347929

but s4 takes place after equestria girls
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Homestuck sucks
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>>13347918
I think an additional funny thing would be having Twilight pulling out a book or two.

>You can't learn flying from a book Twilight!
>and I read that one it's not even that accurate
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>>13347917
exactly
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>>13347924
Well you are now
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>>13347918
>Aristotelian definition of virtue
I don't think they'll get it beyond "find the way that works for you, not what works for others."
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>>13347947
D-Does that mean I get to live in ponyville?
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>>13347947
I don't think that's how it works
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>>13347935

Flying guns a shit.
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>>13347939
You mean where it showed her struggling to fly, or even manager her wings? Face it, one of the few good things about EG was how adorkable twilight was with her new wings.
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>>13347956
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>>13347815
http://imgur.com/lZWPf44.jpg
>Not posting the edit.
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>>13347949
>Dash actually tries to make Twilight do a trick involving flying towards the sun
>Fluttershy is scared and wants them to just stay close to the water
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>>13347958
I don't think he means Twilight will be a great flyer, I think he means that it can't open with Twilight crashing after the end of S3 because that would happen before Equestria Girls
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>>13347898
>It'll never cold open with Twilight flying away from Canterlot
>And slamming straight into a tree
>It'll never cut straight to the opening theme when she does

;_;
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>>13347953
Yes, but you have to go to bed

>>13347954
It is now
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>still listening to MOOTCAST
>someone tricked him to going to e621

bestnightever
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>>13347969
Why couldn't it? EG isn't canon anyways
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>>13347967
at least they are not the fucking stock vectors
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>>13347968
>Twilight's wings were fake all along and the glue melts
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>>13347959
i want it
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>>13347815
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>>13347977
I guffawed like a madman when that happened
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>>13347980
p sure that Celestia is
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>>13347979
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>>13347976
But what if I want to worship the princess of the night?
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>>13347977
What?
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>>13347930
We need to figure this shit out by Saturday.
Or the Guardian will zap us back to Earth for sure.
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>>13347956
you still would
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>>13347996
someone was discussing ads and he had a ling to e621 in his post and moot stupidly followed it
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>>13348006
Moot didn't know about e621 before that?
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>>13347992
Whelp that's unfortunate. But it still doesn't mean they couldn't use that open that way or just have some fucked up continuity. I mean look at DBZ with its movies.
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>papercraft raid
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>>13348005
Man, imagine building a tank around that thing.
Or a hover tank.
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>>13347993
You can do it tomorrow, it's bedtime. Also that's heresy and you're going to the dungeons
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>>13348012
i guess not, hes still a virgin to the stupid side of the internet
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>>13348005
Fuck that things awesome.
It's even more awesome stuck on the A-10.
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>>13347947
>Twilight will never roll onto her back and ask for bellyrubs with that cute little smile of hers
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>>13348024
But what if I worship the Twilight and the Night. Just not the sun because that's when it's sleepytime.
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>>13348022
that kind of gun would be really impractical on a ground vehicle

even this is pushing it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RURZrtES9jU
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>>13347988
Oh look, rch is being an attentionwhore again.
How badly must you need attention to leach off of streams?
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>>13348006
did he just look at the front page or did someone direct him to something amazingly stupid

>>13348005
i once had an idea involving pokemon which had a rhyperior lugging around that thing as a ground-bound anti-everything weapon
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13348046
you would be really impractical on a ground vehicle fgt
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>>13347968
>Celestia see's twilight making a mad dash for her sun
>Assumes she's grown mad with power and gone full NMM, trying to take her sun from her
>Twilight's wings disappear
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>>13348046
Them fucking Shilkas man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaYCjfvHIsQ
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>>13348022
It'd be useless
30mm would take far more room to take out a tank than a conventional cannon
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>>13348051
Because she is autistic
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>>13348050
I really wish I was a girl so I can have one of those on my stuff
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>>13347834
Fuck the present tense.

The world waited while Twilight thoroughly jellied the thin linens. It might have been minutes, it might have been far longer. The best Anon could do was wait and stroke her mane idly.

Celestia cleared her throat. To Anon's ears it sounded a little thick. Her voice launched a bit lower than her normal patter, "I am very proud of my newest Princess and her husband today."

Twilight's face lifted from Anon's hip. She sniffed hard and croaked, "What?"

"The Clerk doesn't have the gold-leaf parchment in stock, but" - she turned her head as though a potted plant was extremely interesting as Twilight used a kerchief - "I think we can have a stand-in Formal Royal Engagement transcribed by noon today. It may have to be silver."

She gave one of her sly smiles and a curious raising of her wings friends knew as a wink, "I hope you don't mind."

Anon could only smile and let a tear roll down. "Thank you, your Majesty."
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>>13348048
nah he didn't get past the front page, as soon as he figured what it was about he closed it
(it took him a few seconds which was kinda surprising)
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Merchandise Hasbro will never allow someone to release with an MLP theme:
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>>13348039
You're still going to the dungeons
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>>13348065
I'd say do it anyways, but make it discrete.

>>13348068
it'd matter depending on which mascot he got
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>>13348061
single barrel 30mm is perfectly fine though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kvdhth6mSo
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Moot:

>Not a lot of complaining about MLP in this thread. That's a bit of a surprise

Just a few minutes ago from his Q&A thread. I'm paraphrasing it and it's not an exact quote.
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>>13348071
unf
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>>13348046
Who cares about practicality? That shit's awesome.
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>>13348070
A professional video game that has longevity and playability to it beyond the fact that it has ponies in it.
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>>13348071
You don't even have dungeons.
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>>13348070
MLP anal beads
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>>13348083
any publicity is good publicity anon
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>>13348071
What are we gonna do in the dungeon~
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>>13348066
hnnngh.
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>>13348070
Ponytail butt plugs.
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>>13348070
MLP strapons.
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>>13348070
Flavoured condoms
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>>13348105
I'd buy one
Hell, I'd buy the entire set
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>>13348087
probably people whose lives it depends on. military equipment isn't designed for your own personal entertainment.
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>>13348070
Quality merchandise
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>>13348070
licensed BD toys
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>>13348119
Didn't those things sell out in like 30 seconds?
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>>13348000
I'm not saying we should just take anything Steady says at face value, but... the Guardian has been suspicious from the beginning. We encounter her in our dreams? Alone? She's pretty much a fairy tale for the ponies? The two that most closely confirm her existence are a known dreamwalker/shaper and her equally matched sister? Luna can turn herself invisible? The compass pointing to the princesses?

It could all be legit, but there's a lot of strangeness around it. And how convenient that the Guardian can't just kick us out before we finish Celestia's business with the shards.

Goddamn how is there only one session left?
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>>13348070
That Lyra plush. Or any other pony, really.
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>>13348051
>/co/
...actually, yeah, I think currently the thread would fit right in.
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are plane ponies for sexual?
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>>13348114
I'm assuming this impractical stuff is being made while there is no need. Were it actually being made with live combat in mind, then I would be supporting the most stable, durable, and accurate one.
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>>13348141
UNF!
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>>13348000
>>13348132
I'm not part of this, but I heard something about a five-letter word with R as the fourth letter. You mention 'The Guardian', maybe the word is 'guard'?
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>>13348094
I do now. I had spike build them under the library

>>13348099
>>13348085
You're going to undergo a series of magical procedures to remove all of the dirty night-worshiping thoughts from your mind. Also I'm going to paddle you
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>>13348114
lame
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>>13348138
Its not like MLPG is more depraved then most threads on /co/

Or most generals for that matter
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>>13348098
Not if it creates an April Furs Day 2.0
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>>13348151
or 4chan
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>>13348153
He had his chance for that 18 months ago.
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>>13348154
or life
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>>13348105
>>13348106
>>13348109
>>13348119
It's like my fucking shopping list
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>>13348119
'BD toys'?
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>>13348145
Oh, we already figured that part out.
It was "extra."
Now we're working on a much more puzzling conundrum.
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>>13348141
I'd lick that rim.
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>>13348165
i can't believe you've been here this long without automatically associating the initials "BD" with Bad-Dragon.

>>13348070
a toy with the name "Derpy" explicitly on it
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>>13348165
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>>13348066
Twilight didn't jump for joy or begin prancing. There was just palpable aching relief, slumping between her chair and the frame of the bed. A marionette with the strings clipped. "Finally," she quirked thinly, turning to Anon. She didn't seem to mind resting her head on the tears. "Finally-"

Her eyes widened, and suddenly the strings were back. Almost pitched. "But the transformation -"

"Can take place immediately. If successful, it may even solve a few present problems." She looked meaningfully at the tubes running into the arm not running a hand through Twilight's mane.

Anon shot what he hoped was a brave look at Twilight and simply nodded.

The room filled with light. Everything fell away, existence running away screaming.

All told it was more pleasant than seeing a burning bridge abutment falling toward him, but there wasn't much time for that thought.

There wasn't Time anywhere.
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>>13348174
Bad-Dragon hasn't really come up very often in the last few months. Hell, since one of the founders died even.
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>>13348174
>a toy with the name "Derpy" explicitly on it

Done and done
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>>13348182
>since one of the founders died even
Mr. Hands.avi
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>>13348174
Does a flashdrive count?
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>>13347905
>>13347860
>>13348100
> liking any of this
You are all scrublords and mah niggahs
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>>13348132
There's also that "LIAR" message in the background of the OP image...
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>>13348177
>tfw their stuff is atrociously expensive
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>>13348187
No, it was a car accident I think.
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>>13348189
>That bit thumbnail
Oh god please don't use high definition cameras.
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>>13348179
oh god muh dick
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>>13348193
I know, I know... but, then again, that's what led to the message we know is from Steady... but we don't know he's not lying about that and... my head hurts.
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>>13348147
O-Okay...
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>>13348196
Silicone is pretty expensive, anon
You're getting like 2 kilos of it
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>>13348179
aw shit here we go
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CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?
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>>13348216
TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE
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>>13348202
I fear the day when HD porn will be the standard
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>>13348216
WHAT'S THAT? YOUR MULCH IS ON FIRE?
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>>13348216
THE BEST THE BEST! THE BEST!
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>>13348216
APPLES TOGETHER
APPLES FOREVER
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>>13348221
>A fetish for pimples and rashes becomes popular
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
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>>13348216
DAKARA HIGH HIGH HIGH
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>>13348238
Am I wrong for thinking that this is the best song poni since season 1?
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>>13348240
No, but I sometimes feel like breathing in one.
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>>13348240
Go to bed Katy
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>>13348240
Full of cucumbers?
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>>13348240
Sometimes I feel like a plastic pony.
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>tfw more fun than the color pink
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>>13348211
That wasn't so hard now, was it? I've even got this pillow for you that I made myself. You can keep it as long as you go to sleep now
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>>13348249
Jackass
>>13348252
Dumbass
>>13348250
Wise-ass
>>13348255
Smartass
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>>13348216
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>13348240
A plastic bag being slowly inflating until it's nearly bursting?
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>>13348261
Goodnight.
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>>13348271
Go to bed LK
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>>13348240
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2d2qxxDCY
>You will never reach out.
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>>13348248
_no
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>>13348205
>>13348214
Anon couldn't open his eyes. To be accurate he didn't seem to have them.

"As a Human you may experience this differently from others in this chamber." The voice was definitely Celestia's.

"This is a chamber?" The voice sounded like his own, but not rising from a throat. There wasn't an up or down, no ears - this was all confusing. There was the impression this was in a very large 'space'. Everything was echoing.

"Hmm. Well, it's really a portal at the Castle and also party to a nonlocal region of space and time--"

Somehow Celestia felt his confusion.

"Magically speaking it's a chamber, a palace. A palace of the mind, your soul, every action you've taken."

With or without eyes Anon began to see flickers, baubles of his past life on Earth. A bike ride. An ice cream cone. A scuffed knee. It was all bubbling past, the specifics blurring together.

"This is YOUR palace. You are its Prince."

He "was" age eight, nine, ten. Math was easy, PE was awful.
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>>13348281
Wow, that takes me back...
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>>13348267
Asshole
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>>13348267
You really think I'm smart?
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>>13348275
Goodnight!
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I'm going to marry Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor!
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>>13348297
Goodnight.
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>>13348297
>>13348301
Goodnight
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>>13348300
why?
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>>13348300
Don't you fucking dare
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>>13348290
Oh god oh jesus please don't see the one time I walked into the bathroom door in sixth grade that was so embarassing
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>>13348216
SO HIGH
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>>13348314
It has already begun.
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>>13348314
Filly Twilight should be for sexual.
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>>13348300
But anon, they've already been married, they don't need you to marry them.
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>>13348295
Oh Twilight

You're actually kinda stupid bu tI still love you
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>>13348325
No anonymous, fillies should never be for sexual.
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>>13348322
I'd fuel Blitz.
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What should I masturbate to tonight MLPG?

First odd response wins.
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>>13348322
>tfw Jailbait is ded and hats us
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>>13348322
>actually masturbating to planes
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>>13348337
Snips
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>>13348322
WOAH LEWD
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>>13348337
ponies
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>>13348337
Your own dick
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>>13348337
http://i.imgur.com/ac6PJDq.png
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>>13348337
Rape.
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>>13348320
I don't have time to make more images, just don't do it. Kay?
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>>13348337
Planes
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>>13348328
Twilight is not stupid, she is a very intelligent pony.
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>>13348322
i can see a snout, but i have no idea what the rest means
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>>13348349
You can't stop it.
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>>13348216
But you return to me at night just when I think I might have fallen asleep.
Your face is up against mine
And I'm too terified to speak
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>>13348347
~

I like this
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>>13348330
You can't stop me.
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>>13348351
When was the last time Twilight did something smart?
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>>13348354
You can go to the dungeons as well
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>>13348368
magical mystery cure

It was the episode where she magically found a mysterious cure.
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>>13348370
It's too late.
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>>13348370
Why is her face so chubby. I want to cuddle it.
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>>13348370
Can I go to the dungeons too?
Are there books there?
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>>13348373
Thats right

NEVER

Just just a big fat purple dumby. She's like the grimmace with a horn
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>>13348378
She is neither big nor dumb.
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>>13348397
She's bigger than her friends.
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>>13348376
Well.. maybe if you prove your loyalty to the princess

>>13348377
No books. Just chains and paddles. Feel free though
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>>13348397
Shes big fat dumb ugly

And her hair is icky
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>>13348290
>>13348317
"You are being given a gift not just by me but by your actions."

Eleven, twelve, thirteen. Life was all floppy disks, trips to 7-11 with your buddies, Huffy bikes with multiple(!) gears, curious new feelings-

"WHOA." The images slowed, skipped and stopped, thankfully just past the first episode of "Animorphs" and before Orbitz stopped being shelved at the Kroger. Not the, ah, "diverting" discovery in a box beneath a cousin's bed.

"Anon, please. I can't really see what's going on."

"Then how-"

"You're burning with embarrassment."

The images ticked back a bit. Anon supposed it couldn't be helped. It sank down and fell away, like a plane dropping cargo.

Anon could see wider, broader. Multiple images seemed to dance in film strips in parallel - stuff at home, at school, with friends. Junior High. High school. Jejune parties, a good college, a bad job, ordinary-

And world blurred again. He could see through eyes again - five years ago.
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>>13348406
You're not my princess.

Cadance is.
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>tfw getting inspiration
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>>13348406
That sounds like a terrible dungeon.
My dungeon is much nicer.
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>>13348406
Fluttershy has a better dungeon.
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>>13348427
I actually get a lot of inspiration from these threads, it's part of why I never leave
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"I never do shi-"

-Moot 2013
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I want to go to Pinkie's fungeon

They have rides
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what horse things am i drawing, mlpg
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>>13348427
is a good feel right?
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>>13348448
r63 ponka
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First you got mad at her becoming royalty.
Then you got mad at her for finally getting a guy.
Why can't you be happy for her?
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>>13348448
rarity have sex with bonbon
I just want to know how you would do that
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>>13348448
Scootaloo hopped up on too much caffeine or sugar.
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>>13348448
jet refueling
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>>13348441
Well when you're a princess, you can get a better dungeon. But you won't, because you can't and you're not a princess. I am, and my dungeon is sufficient.
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>>13348406
>no surgical equipment

What kind of pleb dungeon is this?
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>>13348472
You're not a real princess, and you have no dungeon.

I'm telling Celestia.
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>>13348457
Because both were executed like shit.
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>>13348472
But I already have a dungeon, and it's much better than your dungeon.
Were you even paying attention?
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>>13348419
The cracked mirror in the library basement. The cold fall into the palace ornamental pool. Celestia coming back from a week's research with a heavy heart - the other mirror merely copies the duplicate on Earth and transforms the user to it. If the original is no longer in that locus of time and space, there is nothing to be copied and --

Anon felt numb. The past few minutes - moments? "Years"? - he'd spent seeing the life ... Before. Family, friends, a comfortable if tough climb from unpaid intern to "assistant to the assistant of Dean of Research" The day Earth was barred to him hurt like a canker - it only didn't hurt if he didn't poke at it.

He could feel his hands again, clenching in frustration. It was like being half a ghost.

"Anon, I don't know why, but this is your destiny."

Anon mumbled, "I thought you said you couldn't see this."

"I can see what you want me to see. We lived it together. This is something that happened TO you. What did you do next?"
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>>13348457
But she hasn't gotten a guy.
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>>13348452
Is a great feel
Almost motivated
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>>13348476
Who needs surgical equipment when you have magic?

>>13348486
No you don't. That's a pillow fort you just made and it's tiny. I have a real dungeon.
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>>13348448
R63 Rarity and R63 Twilight
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>>13348511
Twilight, that's a cardboard box with a sticker that says "TWILITE'S DUNJON" on it.

I thought you said you have a real dungeon.
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>>13348504
well keep going man, you never know when that motivation just ups and goes
hold on to it and try your best to never let go
I still have my motivaion, and am not looking forward to when I lose it
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>>13348448

Draw the guard ponies binding each other's tails in the morning.

While Cadance watches.
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>>13348512
God, that comic was awful.
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>>13348419
>five years ago
>>13348497
As much as I don't want to show who I was before I came to Equestria, I should probably let it all out anyway. I was an asshole, but it was a defensive reflex. Sarcasm and a sharp tongue were less likely to get me hurt than kindness.

And it sucked.
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back to painting now if anyone cares
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>Pony fan game

>Paid DLC (Pay what you want donation) to get more playable characters
>Money goes toward artist

>Downloadable soundtrack
>Goes towards sound artist

>Level pack DLC
>Money goes towards level designer and programmer

>Common pool donation gets beta access to next project
>Money is split up between everyone
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>>13348511
That's not my dungeon, my dungeon is hidden.
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>>13348523
No, that's my other dungeon. I have two dungeons. Go look under the library for yourself, I had spike build it.

and now pinkie's here for some reason
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>>13348575
>Hasbro cease-and-desist.
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>>13348575
perfect
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>>13348580
The door won't open, it seems to be stuck from the other side.
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>>13348578
>rarity_orgasm.jpg
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>>13348552
And it must be destroyed?
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>>13348497
The next was real and a dream. Friendly faces - at first gentle and a bit patronizing, then delighted to see the "double-tall ape" could not only speak and read but alphabetize. The coffee shop around the corner from his apartment, double-lattes. The strange quirks of the people in town, the fast storms that could sweep over the valley.

Lots of work - binding and cobbling and writing down careful entries for the old books, the new books. Meeting some fellow book-lovers, mulling over "what the 'old country' was like" (they never did quite understand just how far from home he was!), sort of falling into an MA program to polish a career --

It was happy. The work was rewarding. Every day he knew a little more, met a few better people, helped out around the neighborhood. A powerful thesis defense. Applying at a branch library as "Special Clerical Assistant" and pull some rare books for a historiography conference paper --

Anon could feel a smile. Not just his.
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>>13348567
Well your mileage may vary. I figure Anon focuses on reflecting and improving as a person in his Gap Year.
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>>13348552

Yellow pink hores is always awful.
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>>13348584
>Not releasing it only shortly after announcing it to the wider community
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>>13348618
Fair enough. In my mind, realizing you're a huge asshole is certainly motivation toward becoming a better person.
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>>13348622
You're face is always awful.
And your waifu is a slut.
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>>13348576
But I can see you browsing 4chan in it from over here
>>13348592
I don't know why that would be. I only just put prisoners in there a few minutes ago. Are you trying to trick me again?
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>>13348619

Why is Sweetie such a terrible horse?
At least she has taste in milkshakes.
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>>13348634
Look for yourself! I'm shoving, I'm pulling, I'm ramming, I'm yanking!
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>>13348643
We should break her legs.
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Do you think you could overpower Celestia sexually?
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>>13348634
No, you're a terrible horse with a terrible dungeon.
My dungeon is superior.
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>>13348668
yes
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>>13348668
No chance
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>>13348619
I'm amazed they'd put Babs so close to Apple Bloom in S3 only for her to not show up at all the next season.
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>>13348668
No. And I am okay with that.
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>>13348668

Her dick is probably stronger than any of ours.
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>>13348668
Yeah sure, I'm totally stronger than a draught horse.
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>>13348668
Face it; you're never actually going to overpower Celestia in anything unless you supercharge yourself with love or something and suckerpunch her.

But if you play your cards right, she might let you take the lead anyway.
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>>13348668

Nah I couldn't overpower moth-I mean Celestia.
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>>13348682
[VGTG]
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>>13348606
"You knew, didn't you?"

He was hovering over a memory of the letter of acceptance to "Special Branch 17B." A flicker of Celestia's face over tea the following week, discussing if "she knew anything about the place." The funny lilt as she said "Ponyville? I've been there once or twice."

"I might have."

The next part was a bit rockier. The scoff as Spike greeted him at the door with a plateful of candy, handling what was clearly a 7th-century sheepskin binding with no gloves. His claws were scuffing it at the least, and God only knew what the blue dye was doing. That fierce finger-wagging was not his kindest moment. Or the many to follow.

Ignoring invitations out to the farm, ordering takeaway from the Cafe and spending all night transposing Low Griffon. The invitations never stopped coming, not exactly, but they grew less hard to ignore. Work to be done.

Anon was pretty certain he had lips again. They were starting to frown.
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>>13348682
silvia's butt
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>>13348668

Is Celestia muscular or just big?

Is the ass firm?
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>>13348671
Someone's not getting a homemade pillow.

>>13348644
Here, see? You weren't using your magic to open it. It's a magical door obviously.
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>>13348668
>Implying Celestia would fight back
>She wouldn't just play along to steal her sister's crush
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>>13347849
>Wake up and see that the thread is still up with the last pastebin in it
>"I had a good time with you. Yeah, I know, it was under false pretenses and such, but you and me, we're working for the same thing. The only difference is our methods."

Please no please no please no...
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>>13348703
But it's still closed.
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>>13348668
Why would I want to?
Celestia is not for sexually.
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>>13348701
Just firm enough.
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>>13348713
Yes she is
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>>13348701
An ample layer of fat but completely toned below. Of course you'd probably be well past dead by the time that registered.
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>>13348713
If any horse is for sexual it is solar horse.
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>>13348720
No anon, she isn't.
In fact, none of the ponies are for sexual.
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>>13348709
No it's not. Anon stop closing your eyes in frustration, it's open right in front of you if you just open them.
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>>13348727
All of the ponies are for sexual.
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>>13348729
Look, I've even got my hand on the door. It's not swinging anywhere. What are you trying to pull here?
>>
Pony wants you to know that it's okay, there is always tomorrow.
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>>13348683

But what if I go supersayan?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=98e_1377914015
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>>13348741
Anon I think coming to equestria has damaged your mind. Maybe you should leave
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What are you waiting for?
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>>13348748
I want pony to know that she isn't real.
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>>13348755
For a better horse.
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>>13348748
But I was meant to get it all done today. It's not okay
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You can go to Equestria, but there's a catch. All the ponies speak Japanese and expect you to as well. You have one year to learn the in and outs of grammar, pronunciation and learn all of the Kanjii. Not just the Joyo Kanjii. Are you up to the challenge?
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>>13348754
Twilight, you're blind. Look, YOU open the damn door.
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>>13348755
I still need to brush my teeth.
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>>13348765
Yeah, I guess so.
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>>13348765
>I get one year in equestria
Alright
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>>13348763
You're free.
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>>13348692
Run-ins with the Cutie Mark Crusaders knocking over his -very- carefully stacked books. Twilight accidentally - or probably accidentally - misplacing notes for his curriculum vitae. Sweetie Belle confusing lemon-scented floor polish for lemon concentrate and selling lemonade. Each and every time he shot back with something nasty and awfully specific to the worst thing going on in the pony's life.

Everyone's business was Ponyville's business, and it was something of a ... Human trait to know it ambiently. Scootaloo failing her first flying exam was a particularly sweet deep cut after she managed to douse his only good shirt in purple paint at the Autumn Wrap-Up dance.

He didn't feel 'embodied' as such but a shudder ran through him. This was just three years ago. He wasn't a Prince, he was a human Gatling gun.

He wallowed somewhere in the first deep Winter. A silent apartment, no one to bother him.

"These are things you did to others. What did you do next?"
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>>13348765
>You can go to Equestria, but h-

I'm in
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>>13348768
I JUST did. You're going home anon
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>>13348763
wait for dungeons and new buildings
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>>13348763
Pathetic.
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>>13348788
Going home with you?
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>>13348755
y-you're not quite the "mint" I was expecting...
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>>13348798
Did you not see the achievement list?
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>>13348764
That's okay, there's still tomorrow.
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>>13348788
Look, I've been watching you, I've watching the door, and you're just standing in front of it. I mean, your horn's glowing, I can see that, but that door isn't moving. What have you even been doing for the past ten minutes?
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>>13348763
now get true neverclick
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>>13348819
>now get true neverclick
Isn't it already on there?
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>>13348798
Bow before me
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>>13348819
Pretty sure that's the farthest bottom-right one, Anon.
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>"Don't mind me, just gettin' ready fer bed."
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>>13348815
>>13348788
Just fuck already, god dammit.
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>>13348827
>>13348823
LIKE I FUKKEN KNOW!
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>>13348782
If it were me?

Complete breakdown. That instinct to lash out, to react, was hurting people - ponies, if you must be technical about it - who hadn't done a damn thing to deserve it save for be in the wrong place at the wrong time. How in the hell would I fit in if all I brought with me was misery?
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>>13348800
No, back to earth. You're not allowed to come back either, being here has clearly damaged your mind.
>>13348815
The door opened anon, I've just stepped inside now. Pack your things
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>>13348824
>Cheating
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>>13348833
You pipe down, Spike.
>>