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Ponies are trapped inside the computer system.

Only you can help them escape back to the physical world!

Old horse: >>13322337
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>>13326345
I swear to god if it's this I will be legit mad.
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Oh my
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>>13326376
To be fair that's pretty good conditioner
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>>13326377
That part was fucking great
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>>13326377
God I loved that part
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What if the CMC accidentally fuse into a single alicorn for one episode for season 4?
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>>13326354
Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad a shit
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GOODNIGHT, MLPG

SLEEP WELL
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>>13326404
What, like some squishy Mega-Zord?
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>>13326408
Agreed.

Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills is where it's at
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>>13326404
What if Sweetie Belle becomes an alicorn before getting her cutie mark?
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>>13326411
> Blame my sister
You mean THANK your sister
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>>13326404
Then Equestria woul be introduced to schizophrenia
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>>13326417
Kinda

But the alicorn looks "normal" rather than like a patchwork thing
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>>13326404
Suddenly I'm imagining a three-headed alicorn.

I'm okay with this.
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>>13326424
what if her cutie mark is only visible in the infra-red spectrum?
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>>13326442
It's like Cerberus but shittier
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>>13326428
Would you sleep and cuddle with Celestia.
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>>13326450
So birds can see it but ponies can't?
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>>13326442
>>13326404

Yous mean, a 4 headed alicorn? Right?
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>>13326460
Without a moment's hesitation.
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>>13326460
Probably
She seems like a nice magic horse
But I mean really I'd want to be with Luna, she knows how to cut loose
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>>13326462
>Yous mean
Go the fuck back to your ghetto you fatass
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>>13326475
>But I mean really I'd want to be with Luna, she knows how to cut loose

She looks so carefree and fun in the comics now.
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>>13326387
Hater had the best faces I've seen out of anything in a long time
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>>13326462
Are you saying you don't want to be an alicorn all on your own, even if it's just for a day?
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>>13326495
I fucking love this guy
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>>13326240
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>>13326493
I don't think the fanon 'sad roona' was ever quite accurate, though she needed to get some adjustment time in.

She knows how to tour a fair for certain!
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I want to hug rediv
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>>13326519
Yes perfect

Now for the final stage of my master plan

BOOP HER NOSE
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>>13326505
Alicorn for a day? Babs?
Growth spurt, big wings, tough attitude, larger body
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Archive borken
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>>13326530
And Jessy too.
They seem like they need one.
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>>13326534
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>>13326552
Just means there's more of her to massage, and I can just imagine her reaction to having wings and a horn...
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>>13326552

>uniform line color
>lighter than shaded areas

nuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>13326525
She was kind of sad Luna in her episode. Just more confrontational.

But since she's reformed from Nightmare Moon, she's been trying to connect with her subjects in a more positive way, and even if she's not quite 100% versed on the "fun" thing, she's working at it.
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>>13326507
truely, the face of a man who lost it all
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>>13326567
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>>13326563
>They seem like they need one
>implying that's you
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>>13326567
NEEDS MORE DUCKING FUCKS
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>>13326578
dat expression tho
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>>13326567
That's what you get for making me join your musical routine panka poi.
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>>13326578
my autism is flaring up as well
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>>13326584
I like the part where he took the pencil to push the button
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>>13326580
Well she was still in the "lashing out for 1000 years of torment and being wholly ignored by her subjects prior"

Depending who you ask she also had a dark magic Rider overshadowing her too which appears in the comics

So I think she needed to get the funk out and adjust to modern "fun"

Looks like she's having a good time of it
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>>13326589
I don't see what you're getting at here.
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>>13326611
I've done that too, so it was pretty funny
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>>13326505
>>13326552
you don't become an alicorn for a day
you become an alicorn for life
don't break the news to babs just yet, she seems so happy
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>>13326634
I'm sure she'll be okay with it.

Eventually.
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>>13326634
why would she be unhappy?
To have that new size, strength, flight and magic?
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BAB SEED BAB SEED
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>>13326661
YOU'RE ALREADY STYLED
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>>13326654
No cutiemark.
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>>13326676
m-maybe it's only visible under UV light, like a watermark or something
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>>13326661
hehehe
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we ded
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>>13326585
Thanks for cheering me up anon.
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>>13326731
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
SHE STOLE OUR LIVE HORSES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alPyUBBLuUU
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>>13326799
Superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGufyFt6zQc
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>>13326771
Not a problem
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>>13326813
Yes
YESSSS
YESSSSS
No really you have no idea how much I love the character art direction on that show
Not to mention the promo art, like show logo
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remember when
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>>13326834
Shit, son
That's the sort of thing that would get you fined in Canterlot
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>>13326404
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>>13326828
Both the female protag and Carmen herself were damn sexy in that show.

>Bob cut red head in jeans, a brown jacket and white tank top

UNF
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>>13326850
You
You, my friend
We are of a kind
The best part is Carmen always walked the tightrope between sort of catty/toothless kid's villain and very clearly the most competent master-thief their world has ever seen
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>>13326850
Wait, hang on they were cargo pants.

Still.
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>>13326864
WHAT EVAH
They beat Kim Possible to the punch
For that matter, it was the deep 90's
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>>13326881
Yeah? So was BTAS, Gargoyles and Samurai Pizza Cats
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>>13326844
In canetrlot they're touching horns al the times man.
She and Twilight are doing it in Ponyville too.
If only the other ponies knew how lewd that was.
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>>13326896
Yeah, I'm just saying cargo pants are Legit(TM) any time before 1999
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This calls for Carmen Sandiego pony
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>>13326907
2lewd4me
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we ded
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>>13326907
They do, but what do you really get out of harshing two people showing affection or even budding love?

It's not like any given couple is going to do something really untoward
In public
Before kid's curfew or something

Privately, however, it may sound something a little like this
http://youtu.be/I_jNXsOE1Gk?t=2m22s
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>>13326954
Nu uh
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>chistery attention whoring again

good night then mlpg... or whatever left of it
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>>13326907
I'm telling you man. Unicorns? Sex addict isn't strong enough. The kind of things that go in Canterlot? Would make a Pegasus and Earth Pony quit sex faster than a eunuch.

I mean seriously never ever go to a Unicorn's bedroom in the night. Earth Ponies and Pegasuses that marry them? Celestia have mercy on their souls.
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Would you still be with your waifu if she couldn't talk to you?
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i was gonna stram Whose Line? in a few minutes, you down mlpg?
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What's on your mind, MLHG?
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>>13326993
YOU STOLE MY IDEA
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>>13326993
Yeah, sure
This show is weirding me out
http://youtu.be/O3fWQN7qQy8?t=5m18s
"HOW DID YOU STEAL OUR TELNET PASSWORDS"
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Anybody have those two pics of plane ponies "refueling?"

I think one was implied nursing, the other was sex
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>>13326975
Man, if talking about Carmen Sandiego and horns touching is attention whoring
What the fuck do you call what BCS does on a daily basis
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>>13326993
yes please
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>>13327011
I like to think of "refueling" as boy ponies letting their genitals fill back up with cum.
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http://minibutts.tumblr.com/post/60248357869/mini-tuffs-was-ambushed-today-jeez
>Mini Tuffs was ambushed today…jeez
>rape
Also, her egg's saying "not again". Does she keep getting pregnant?
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>>13327103
I just can't get interested in that Lemon Cream OC
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>>13327115
He's ugly in my opinion
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Edd's door reminds me of Rarity.
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>>13327125
Double D's favorite pony would be Twilight but I could see Rarity as his second favorite pony.
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>>13327125
Eddy was best pony.
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>>13327164
>Eddy
>best pony
Nigga he's the worst between the mane three.
Better than Kevin, Nazz, Jimmy, Sarah, The Kankers and Johnny tough.

I really felt bad for him at the end of the movie seeing how his brother usually acted with him
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>>13327181
I wanted to have a platonic, innocent, childhood romance with Nazz.
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we Whose Line Is It Anyway? now

be there or be nathan

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13326975
This is bait
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>>13327189

but nathan is there

this feels like a trick
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>>13327192
He doesn't bite
He's just ugly
You can't tell via text
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I just realized I can drag the *boop* locator into my adress bar instead of opening in a new tab, copying the url, closing the tab and pasting the url into my pinned MLPG tab
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>>13327118
Almost absurdly so. Think maybe that was the intent?
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http://strawpoll.me/386704

DEFEND YOUR HONOR
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>>13327240
>Fastbutt
>last
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It's my first try at making a gif from a video.

I hope I did a good job with it.
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>>13327240
The correct answer has been reached.
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>>13327240
>Fashionbutt still in the lead
>Bookbutt on second place
All is right in the world
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>>13327211
i have it keyworded
Actually, the /go locator, but close enough
I type pony into the address bar and it takes me to the current thread
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>>13327252
>Filename
Hah.
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>>13327252
It's painful to laugh that hard
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>>13327255
>>13327261
This
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>>13327189
>ChaosDingus
>Leceiju
>ShiroHomura
>torrenz
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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>>13327323
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>>13327327
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>>13327318

>that feel

I leave for a few months and suddenly I don't know anybody.
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>>13326377
New episode?
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>>13327346
It's on yayponies
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>>13327343
> cheese and crackers
Awww YEAH NIGGAH
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>>13327347
awww yisss
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http://strawpoll.me/386704

TWO MORE VOTES TO REACH ONE HUNDRED
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>>13327368
>100
>Rarity still best

yay!
>>
beb
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>>13327368
>Rarity won
>Twilight is second place
Like I said earlier
Everything is right in the world
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> You find Pinkie's porn stash
> It's under a floorboard in the bakery. A board came loose thanks to your big dumb toe.
> You're ... not sure what to think
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>>13327374
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>>13327348
Fuckin' party time.
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>>13327374
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>>13327368
>unicorns in 1st and 2nd place
aw yis
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>>13327343
I'd like to be EQG Trixie's friend
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>>13327391
>it's all riddled with strange fetishes
>most of them food related
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>>13327391
>it's all trap porn
>gay trap porn
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http://derpiboo.ru/418793
what
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>>13327402
Unicorns are the most for sexual. This is fact.
Earth ponies aren't as good. They're the best for breeding but for sexual they are meh at most
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>>13323470
Well, I have been inactive for quite some time (mostly my own fault), but I'm not dead, and I certainly don't hate you guys.

I'll save you some personal blogging and just say, I could never hate you guys. A few of you worry me from time to time, sure, but... you've been wonderful to me since the Evil Enchantress remix days, and I cherish that.
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I hate myself, MLPG
I deserve being called worst pone
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>>13327411
You're a straight up guy, Euro
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>>13327411
Aw man that makes me warm and tingly on the inside.
Thanks.
Any plans for future pony eurobeats?
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http://derpiboo.ru/415662
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>>13327343
From what I've seen, Trixie is really cute in EQG.
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>>13327407

>dat broken ankle
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>>13327411
Whenever someone posts something like that they're almost always joking
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>>13327410
>Unicorns are the most for sexual. This is fact.
Even this one?
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>>13327417
Their cooches are more detailed than the rest of them, it's uncanny.
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>>13327318
It is I who does not speak
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>>13327404
>>13327405
> You keep pawing through the pile of magazine cuttings, newspaper clippings, Polaroids, and what seems to be fine pointillist erotica from circulars
> There are a few stallions relaxing in the sun
> A few mares stitched up in lacy garters and bodices
> But the vast majority, far and away, are sweets
> Sweets and confections, puddings and lollipops
> You're still wearing your food safety gloves for the volunteer work you set out to do, which is a small comfort
> Most of them are sticky
> You're not certain if it should be so upsetting the jammy paste seems to be donut fillings, not ... "rose water"
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>>13327411
>euro is still alive

hurray

Sunset Satan eurobeat when
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>>13327411
I'm glad you yet live, Euro. Do you need some donations? Surely you deserve a beer.
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>>13327441
Pinkie is a diiiiiiiiiirty girl.
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>>13327414
Aw, thank you.
>>13327416
Not likely. I might take on "Apples to the Core" as a stand-alone release (not part of SPB3), but unless Season 4 really seizes me and makes me have nightmares for concluding the SPB series as it stands, I see my time working on Super Ponybeat as a series as done.
>>13327429
What would it take for me to convince you otherwise?
>>13327445
What the genuine fuck are you talking about
>>13327451
Naw, I'm alright in terms of money for now, just waiting on a client who's been a bit late but I'm not lacking at the moment. Besides, I'm STILL behind on EFNW donation rewards, and I'm still ashamed I had to resort to that in the first place.

If I'm ever in town, I'll take you up on it though!
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>>13327476
>I see my time working on Super Ponybeat as a series as done.
Aw man that so sad to hear.
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>>13327411

O-oh, I just hadn't seen you at all since I started lurking here again. It was sort of a joke post, but it's good to know you're still around, even if you don't have much time to do things these days. I won't ask what's keeping you on downtime, but just know that you'll always have some fans waiting whenever you get back!

I love you man. Never change.
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>>13327476
>What would it take for me to convince you otherwise?
No idea, actually
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>>13327476
>no more Pony eurobeats
I'm actually sad from hearing that. I really hope someday you'll do more if S4 doesn't impress you. You know the occasional song.
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>>13327462
> She's not quite "dirty"
> You're not too clear on this but it seems pretty tame
> Maybe she's into the taste? Fantasizing about the taste?
> A particularly dog-eared picture is tucked away into the little tea tin you found this all in
> You don't know much about equine anatomy
> But you're pretty sure you know a dried lick mark when you see one, all along the diagonal of the 3"x5"
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>>13327520

...Pinkie is Terezi?
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>>13327531
>Terezi
who?
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>>13327412
That looked much cuter before I opened the thumbnail.
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>>13327538
>>13327531
She is not a Homestuck reference
Or a Marceline adaptation
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>>13327486
Sorry! I'd rather have the series end on a good note than give you guys songs that were half-assed or rehashed because my heart wasn't into it. You guys deserve more and better, and I'd rather give you guys nothing if not my best.

>>13327487
If anything, today's the first time in a long time I've worked on a completely original/new idea I didn't think was utterly shit in every facet. Yeah, the mixing isn't great now, but I'll still be making music of SOME sort soon enough. I'm honored.
>>13327492
Might I request, then, that you take me on my word?
>>13327511
That's the intention— if I do more pony-related material, I'll be able to release it on its own without having to worry about making it part of a whole album... EXPERIENCE. I might toss them onto physical copies of Vol.3 for cons, but I was just very tired of making it a whole series.
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>>13327420
She makes a big deal out of buying peanut butter crackers from a vending machine and wears a robe and wizard hat to the fall formal.

She's a special kind of high-school dorky, but I can't help but find it adorable.
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>>13327547
>Might I request, then, that you take me on my word?
Eh, sure why not.
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>>13327547
>If anything, today's the first time in a long time I've worked on a completely original/new idea I didn't think was utterly shit in every facet.

That's really great to hear, I can't wait to hear it.
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>>13327547
>That's the intention— if I do more pony-related material, I'll be able to release it on its own without having to worry about making it part of a whole album... EXPERIENCE
Well at least that's good to hear.
Good luck in the rest of your stuff than. You're a great guy. Love you
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Sometimes, I wonder if I need to be less lewd....do you have this same problem general?
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>>13327609
No.
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>>13327609
Did you honestly asked MLPG that ?

Mand do what you feel like. If you think that try it and then see how you feel.
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http://strawpoll.me/386704

rarara best butt confirmed
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>>13327609
nope.
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>>13327520
> A shudder runs through you as the last picture reveals itself
> You helped set cheesecake all day
> At least 10 caramel-fudge swirls are sitting in the chilling fridge
> It's sticky, clinging to the sugar-powdered thumb of one glove
> The fluid is musky
> Hearing what you think may be a door chime, you stuff them quickly back into the Sleepy Time Tea tin and put it back in its cubby hole, board sliding back all too loudly for you
> Pinkie traipses in, singing a song about daisies and candied daisies, short sweet hoof falls on the hardwood floor
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>>13327636
> She stops a little short seeing you "finish sweeping" just over the loose floorboard
> Her eyes dart - almost imperceptibly - over the knothole in the wood
> But all is well. She hops here and there and asks if you're interested in taking home a cheesecake slice as a "party favor!"
> "I dunno, Pinkie, it's rich!"
> Pinkie giggles, a cold thick slab of cream and crumble already finding itself in a takeaway box, "Enjoy it, silly!"
> You stare at that hardening chocolate-caramel swirl in a white sea of dairy
> You nod a little numbly, feigning that it's just been a long day, thanks for having me help, thank you for the cake
> Pinkie is still explosively glad to have the help
> Walking home is a little forgetable, you're just feeling a bit off. Was that something you just shouldn't see?
> The cheesecake is put in your fridge, like some coiled snake
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>>13327627
BEST BUTTS
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>>13327609
Minituffs cum inflation
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>>13327667
damn right they are.
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>>13327678
nah
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>>13327658
> A day or two later, all is forgotten
> She hasn't said anything and maybe it's best to pretend nobody never saw nothin', never
> 2am Thursday you're in half a mood to reheat the pot roast but that may be a bit much
> Work is in four hours, your tummy just needs something
> The cheesecake is transfered from box to plate to fork to nearly your mouth, all the while waiting for the temperature to rise just enough to get those creamy notes
> Even you know that's the best way
> Just barely crumbling at your lip you catch a whiff of something over the cool cream
> You're pretty certain even the raspberry drizzle shouldn't smell "musky" this fresh
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>>13327692
Rarity and Twilight Buttbumping with First Place and Second Place trophy cups on their butts
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>>13327609
I LIKE YOU LEWD MT
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Sometimes I can't sleep so I get out of bed and go lie on the floor of my closet and cry myself to sleep
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>>13327695
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I'm sad that real Cadence doesn't sayshe "love love loves" things. I'm sad about Cadence.
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I miss Time Squad
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>>13327695
>you will never inadvertently eat Pinkie's candy horse semen sneakily hidden in baked sweets
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>>13327719
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>>13327738
>she will never offer you freshly filled cream puffs with a wink and a wink
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>>13327737
>the real Larry is in space, floating around with all the other "clones"
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>>13327733
Cadence having a personality of a cardboard cutout really doesn't help her
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>>13327737
I miss Beast Wars
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>>13327609
There's nothing wrong with being lewd.
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>>13327745
>2 winks
>she wants the D
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>>13327719
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>>13327737
I miss My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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>>13327744
Being in the tiny space almost makes me feel like I'm not alone
The hard floor and cold remind make sure that I know that I am
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>>13327765
Fuck, 4chan ate my image.
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Unicorns suck.
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>>13327692
femanon x minituffs?
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>>13327774
And they swallow, too.
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>>13327695
> The bile rises immediately
> The cold slice goes in the trash, the plate in a bucket of bleach water
> You take tongs to the takeaway box, likewise bobbing it to the dust bin - only then noticing a careful Sharpie greeting on the inside beneath where the crust would have been
> "A little special something for my favorite assistant!"
> God damn it, Pinkie
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>>13327772
I know that feel. Unless the space is too small then I start panicking. I'm sorry to hear that's how you feel as well
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>>13327798
>>13327774

>Rarara and Twilight both giving you a blowjob
Unf
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>>13327738
It's "rose water"
This is by far the worst thing I've ever written on multiple levels
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>>13327809
>This is by far the worst thing I've ever written on multiple levels
Yes, yes it is. You should be ashamed.
hornjobs when?
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>>13327809
Well I guess the main flaw is it being about Pinkie.
That kinda ruins everything
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>>13327800
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>>13327806
>giving Rarara and Twilight both a blowjob
Unfer
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>>13327814
Hornjobs a shit
Only use of a horn is by letting it fuck you
>that fic
It's just so damn perfect, combining so many of my fetishes
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>>13327822
>Hornjobs a shit
I will fight you.
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>>13327821
But anon both of them a mares.
Also it's only unfer if I'm wearing a leash and am their loyal pet
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>>13327826
Horns aren't sensitive you nigger. It's made obvious like two times in the show
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>>13327814
Last thing I did for hornjobs was as Anon a while back
Something about how it tasted like how patchouli would smell?
It was a strange night

>>13327822
>>13327826
Girls, girls! You're both pretty.

>>13327815
Ehhh she's okay, but the only one craven enough to send Anon home with something special in food that wasn't a psychoactive drug or nootropic (Twilight) or liquor (Applejack) or an aphrodisiac (Fluttershy in Flutterape mode)
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What does Zecora's semen taste like?
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>>13327838
Marshmallow root. She eats a LOT of pygeum and other tree bark.
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>>13327838
Watermelon and chicken
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>>13327829
It's magic anon, ain't gotta explain shit
I thought that was a given~
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>>13327835
>psychoactive drug in the food
I like where this is going
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>you will never wake up as a girl
>you will never feel pony's snout between your legs
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>>13327855
To be fair Spike spikes Twilight's food just to calm her down sometimes. You just picked from the "special" tray.

Unfortunately it's sleep aid / tranqs, not weed
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Hey i came here around after the end of season 3, at the beginning of the hiatus.

All i can say is that i havent finished all of Season 2, and i feel like ive been on a real journey. Something i havent said even about my vacations in a long time

Thanks for existing guys, even if i dont agree with you all the time.
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>>13327866
>event if I don't agree with you
Continue having shit taste then you pleb faggot.
NOW FINISH WATCHING ALL THE EPISDE
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>>13327863
Ah, I was expecting some sort of behaviour modifying drug. But I suppose sleep rape is possible

What is wrong with me
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>>13327866
What's your favorite episode and pony so far? Has it changed since the begining?
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Wanna frot, Anon?
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>>13327925
Good morning.
Have a freshly baked greentext
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>>13327947
It is delicious greentext.

Oh god there's marecum in it!
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>>13327971
I have to fully admit I capped my own greentext
Really loathe to turn off 4chan x for any reason
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>>13327978
Could you do a Anon with Rarity and Twilight at the spa sometime?
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>>13327773
Exited for mighty number 9?
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>>13327988
Uh
I guess?
Mite b cool
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>>13327997
Cool. Thank
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>>13327995
Between that and Project Phoenix, I am excite.
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>>13328006
I really wish people would stop making EG porn
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>>13327978
If your greentext is good, someone else will cap it
If it's not so good, SOMEONE will cap it
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>>13323212
This shit was so dumb. Yes, you dumb bitch, you can kick clouds. Every Pegasus can
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>>13328035
Uh
You know that's Dash affected by Fluttershy's Mark, right?
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>>13328047
You know I wonder what magic Rarity had.
Dash's cutie mark is that she can GOFAST. nothing related to weather. So what GOFAST Spells could she had had?
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>>13328006
Why can so few people draw good penises anymore?
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>>13328047
Yes nigga, i know.
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>>13328061
Suck a million dicks in ten se—oh wait
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>>13328061
Well it's confusing because it's like Rarity gained racial abilities expected of a Pegasus, including maybe very basic cloud control or specifically weather/rainbow crap like Dash can do.

But maybe her OCD kicked in hard enough she never got around to GOTTAGOFAST
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>>13328035
>six hours later
>doesnt realize that that is dash with fluttershys cutiemark
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>>13328064
Maybe you should demonstrate proper penis illustration for them
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>>13328081
more like 6 months later, if you want to be cheeky cheeky
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>>13328061
Well, you remember in Cutie Mark Chronicles how Rarity got dragged by her magic?

Imagine that, but SANIC SPEED
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>>13328098
That may actually come in handy.
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>>13328079
Thing is the Unicorns have already spells to copy the Pegasus racial magic ( cloud walking) and control the wind.

So she probably knew that spells since that spell also changed their memories.

Really the thing is that she had no reason to GOFAST. She just had to take care of the weather. And since she was shit all she did was spent time trying to fix what she was fucking up.
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>>13328086
I'm not falling into that trap again, thats how I got banned last time
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>>13328098
That would be hilarious
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>>13328107
Sure, but it seems like they all got some blending of their old and new selves
Rarity was doing everything in quiltwork, Dash was able to fly but pretty shy in doing it, what have you

And it seems like only a certain subset of unicorns are capable of aping other magic, which is why Twilight and her fellow Academy students so special

I think Rarity was stuck with controlling the weather without the benefit of wings and some imprint of her previous personality, i.e. "LET US MAKE A PICNIC TENT"
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>>13327318
don't worry
I'll be famous in no time and then we can circlejerk
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>>13326996
my little hyperion general?
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>>13326460
art from three years ago: horses acting like horses

art now: the ponies use their hands for everything
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>>13328142
>hands
u wot m8
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Any programmers, animators or game designers in here?
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>>13328035
Have you ever tried to kick a cloud? No, so shut the fuck up and show some respect
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>>13328160
I do a bit of programming, why?
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>>13326460
All night long.
And then try to make her stay in bed when the morning comes.
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>>13328127
I think that any unicorn can learn any spell so her knowing those spells wouldn't be farfetched.

As far as the personalities go they were changed somewhat but deep down they were the same.
Dash was more calm and Fluttershy was more communicative but some of their old selves was still there.

They're in the end the same ponies just with different memories.
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>tfw cant watch WoY because laptop is too old to run the mkv file
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>>13328160
>implying

Let's hear it
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"Chic, unique, and magnifique!"
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>>13328174
i'm pretty sure you just need to download VLC

luddite.
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>>13328174
You can't even VLC that shit?
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>>13328178
>filename

she can still rock it!
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>>13328178
hook and line deadline due
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>>13328006
Sleep sex/rape is my fetish and nobody ever draws it. I'll take what I can get.
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>>13328174
I only enjoyed 25% of it.
I won't really watch the show. I'll just the episodes that have Hater in it since he and his army are the only thing I can enjoy from it.
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>>13328195
Fun thing:
It's not rape if you've asked prior permission
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>>13328178
I want to see her MMMMM mane again.
It's just a simple change but holy shit the difference is huge. And she's hotter like that
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>>13328200
That's why I said sex/rape. Either one is fine with me. Though if I had to pick I do sort of prefer the latter.
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>>13328161
I ain't gotta 'splain shit!
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>>13328197
This. It ain't my sort of thing but I can enjoy the hater parts
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>>13328187
no. the video freezes up and the audio keeps going
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>>13328212
I can't say the same, but hey
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Есть тут кто из RU MLPG?
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>>13328160
>>13328164
>>13328175
http://www.mediafire.com/download/lmk3kqvni0ecv66/horse.zip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6VdisfEY1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIDypknDk4

What do you think of this game? think it will ever get off the ground?
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>>13328178
She reminds me of Leela from futurama
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>>13328232
Anything's possible, but I don't have the skill for contributing.
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>>13328236
WHICH ENDS TONIGHT
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>>13328210
Yeah that mane style was amazing
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>>13328242
lyk dis f u crie evry tym
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Pone would like to remind you that it's not as bad as you feel it is

Unless you've got no friends
Then it's worse
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>>13328242
fuck you
what?
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>>13328249
Rara, what is wrong with your eye?
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>>13328232
>What do you think of this game? think it will ever get off the ground?

do I think a my little pony fan game will get off the ground. hmm, so far... zero have?
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>>13328242
Shit I forgot. Why do all good things have to end?
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>>13328251
Well
This is the final season
It's wrapping up
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/Farewell-Futurama-222207201.html
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>>13328264
Because if they didn't, they'd end up like Spongebob or the Simpsons.
Or season 3 of Gargoyles.
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>>13328232
>Fully 3d pony game made by one dude
Yeah that's not going anywhere anytime soon
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>>13328264
Because it's outlived its usefulness. This new season has been shit.
Frankly, Futurama lived the perfect amount of time.

Cut just before it was completely worthless, but just after it went so downhill we all realized its time had come.
That way we don't get endless seasons of shit, and neither do we have to wonder what could have been.
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>>13328253
Ohh..
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>>13328232
Most likely not. I mean, it's possible, but so far everyone gave up before they were done.
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>>13328270
>Or season 3 of Gargoyles.
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>>13328253
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>>13328232
Nope
It's just a simple unity game using assets from Ponykart
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>>13328290
More or less this.
The show this season hasn't been the worst but it's getting so uneven I'd rather it end on a high note.
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>>13328302
Sometimes death is a good thing.
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>>13328290
>Frankly, Futurama lived the perfect amount of time.

Don't ever say I died young. Maybe I died right on fucking time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4nEHaIzayU
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http://strawpoll.me/386704

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS
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>>13328346
shhh

shhh

we ded now
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>>13328346
Stop posting it.

The people have spoken.
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>>13328346
It's already good anon, we don't need to vote anymore
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>>13328358
R-Rarity, what are you going to do with that horn!?
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>>13328346
>apple butt
>mane 6
Since when did AJ become a main character
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>>13328358
BEST BUTT
ALSO SECOND BEST BUTT
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THERE IS A HORSEFLY IN MY ROOM
REV UP THAT NEWSPAPER!
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>>13328367
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>>13328347
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>>13328376
>tfw speccy is ded
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>>13328367
THAT'S NOT EVEN HER FINAL FORM
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>>13328385
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>>13328386
Unf, I do love those traditional unicorns
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Hello,

Its September, the summer is already over

Emphasize on "already"

Its not the middle of the year anymore, its closing to another end of the year

You will become older again.

Was it a good year so far? were you productive enough this year? Did you prepare for the future enough?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uu3kCEEc98

This thread needs more Cher
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>>13328386
>no beards
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>>13328398
I've actually been more productive this year than I've ever been before. Unfortunately I'm just as depressed (if not moreso) as the previous years. Life sorta sucks like that
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>>13328402
>white dude with dreadlocks

god dammit, 90's you sucked so hard.
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>>13328232
Till you don't see a fully functional level design with enemies, scripted events, gems&bits, detailed background assets, bosses and power-ups, then it's not likely to be completed.
Try looking for something based off the Nightmare Moon episodes,
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>>13328439
>dude
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Харкач, ты тут?
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>>13328452
Unexpanded, that really looks like a retarded child horrified by a big, throbbing horse dick with some kind of cock ring on it.
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>>13328386
Celestia has to wear Fencing gear to talk to them
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>>13328398
I've been much more productive, my art has turned a little more blue which is slightly unfortunate.
I haven't quantifiably achieved that much this year, but I feel that I've progressed as a human being and that's all that counts when you think about it, right? Right?
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>>13328462
Нахуй иди, быдло.
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>>13328476
Dude...imagine Celestia's horn.
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>>13328462
Sorry, I don't speak Russian. Hello, though.
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>>13328386
this is the kind of sweet art that a person can only look out for a very short period of time

like, I looked at it for more than two seconds and now i'm wondering how much fucking starch twilight used on those shorts
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>>13328452
>retarded people are allowed to live.
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>>13328481
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>>13328398
hello 2014, never thought i'd see the day
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>>13328477
Well if it doesn't count then my year was a waste as well
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>>13328402
>straw hair

oh cher
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>>13328452
So how much tumblr drama will be about this?
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What happened to those tulpa threads?
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>>13328501
why are you so angry?!
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>>13328511
Banned. Went to mlpchan
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>>13328501
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>>13328509
>product placement
3/10 I perferred pre-crisis SB
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/4/418762.jpeg
u-unf
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>>13328512
It is my natural state of being
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>>13328510
Infinite
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>>13328509
SB do you still have prints left. I want to buy prints from you but it's like months later and I can never go to a brony con so
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>>13328521
best couple
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>>13328515
Ah, thanks
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>>13328525
Yes. I should go get some stuff to mail them out and see if anyone else wants some. I'll make a tamblr post when I'm ready.
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>>13328501
Dude fuck what they did to Luna in that episode, it was like the empire strikes back all over again, only you didn't have anything good to compare it to.
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>>13328549
You mean they gave her a character?
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MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC #13

Heather Nuhfer (w), Brenda Hickey (a), Hickey, Sara Richard (c)

The ponies hit the high seas! A trip to Horeshoe Bay takes a turn for the dramatic when our gang is captured by Hoofbeard the Pirate! Will the ponies help him find his long lost treasure, or will they be walking the plank?

>walking the plank
My Little Edgeh comics
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>>13328427
Depends what you've been doing.
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>>13328480
Соси хуй, дружбомаг-илитарий.
>>13328482
Hi!
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>>13328561
That thing isn't a character.
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>>13328566
Don't be a fucking retard
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>>13328561
You mean a horrible character, right?
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>>13328562
There are no pirates in Vancouver
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>>13328575
Are you still mad that they ruined all your favorite fanons?
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>>13328549
They won't ever fully develop lunas character or backstory in any meaningful way because being princess of the night is 2dark4kids

>inb4 season4 LunaLestia episode
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>>13328580
>>inb4 season4 LunaLestia episode
>LunaLestia episode
>22 minutes of pure princest pleasure
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>>13328549
What they did to Scootaloo was worse
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>>13328580
but there's specifically an episode in season four that explains her backstory

it's probably going to be terrible because it's going to be McCarthy's interpretation of Luna's backstory which I'm going to guess is "Luna wanted to be the princess but couldn't"
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>>13328563
Vectoring, a little drawing and writing
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>>13328575
>>13328566
Lol, with only two episodes (Sleepless and Eclipsed) she became one of the best characters, and her episodes one of the most enlightening episodes. So can you go and be fat somewhere else?
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>>13328541
How the heck am I supposed to get a hold of you without a tumblr account, though. I will give you money and cover shipping to Canada if you still have the two prints I want
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>>13328585
I can hear the writefags dusting off their typewriters now.
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>>13328596
>So can you go and be fat somewhere else?

woah, trigger warning, anon
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>>13328594
Try learning how to cook.
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>>13328597
I have at least some of everything left.

And I'll turn on anonymous asks so you can send me an email address or something.
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>>13328596
Man go be George Lucas somewhere else.
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>>13328599
I sure hope they do.
Slow, romantic and caring Princest please.
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>>13328609
hooray
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>>13328579
You mean a playful intelligent laidback leader is not better than an obnoxious awkward dumb nigga girrafe?
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>>13328632
>dumb nigga girrafe

um, giraffe shaming... I guess
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>>13328612
Sorry, I busy with Lauren doing a new crossover. We both were fucked out of our franchises, so we decided to work together helping Twilight Sparkle win the crown
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>>13328602
I've done that before, but I'm no good at it. I follow the instructions far too closely so if there's suddenly a lapse in the directions I'm lost. It's probably why vectoring suits me much more. Though I'm gonna need to change that if I'm ever going to improve my drawing ability.
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>>13328642
>We both were fucked out of our franchises

you sold your franchise for billions of dollars you fat bastard!
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>>13328632
She spent a thousand years on the fucking moon, of course she's awkward you idiot
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>>13328642
Don't touch my waifu you movie molester!!
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>>13328647
Who let the autist in the general?
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>>13328641
Don't you see that he's cyber bullying Luna? Hell I bet it's also without consent which means she's also raping Luna
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>>13328654
I dunno, how DID you get into the general?
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>>13328662
Dude he's clearly shitposting. Stop responding.
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>>13328647
''Logical'' thinking doesn't belong in writing. You need to write what gives the best results, if you keep setting up crap conditions and trying to not break them then you end up with a shit result. Most of the time writers find a way to go around or twist those conditions in order to get the best results, other times it's just best to ignore what you said earlier and be a dynamic person.
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>>13328662
Really mature, horsefucker.
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>>13328642
>helping twilight sparkle win the crown
My sides are in another galaxy A long time ago, far far away
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>>13328676
woah, nostalgia macros
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>>13328645
>I'm so sorry.jpg
I just wanted to buy all the taco in the world.
>>13328650
Btw, we think to cross Twilie with general Grievous. Fluffle Puff will play a wookie in new movie.
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>>13328676
>>superior ponychan
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>>13328684
>Twilight with Grevious
If you're not combining Dooku with Rarity and have the glorious space adventure of Grevious the Nerd and Dooku the Fashionable across the Galaxy I ain't watching
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>>13327343
This is the new Derpy and Muffins, isn't it?
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>>13328667
>Talking about Luna
>Shitposting.
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>>13328615
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>>13328698
Maybe try to talk about characters without resorting to buzzwords next time
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>>13328698
Except, you know, he doesn't even knwo soemthign that the first fucking twoparter answered

It's nto even a discussion if you havn't even bothered to start watchign the show, is it?
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Am I smelling chatter about George Lucas and season 2?

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s06e09-free-hat
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>>13328707
Then reply to posts like these >>13328668
But obviously we are all to dumb to expand on what that man said.

>>13328713
You can't even write.
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This general is kinda slow, isn't it?
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>>13328701
>>13328728
>>13328615
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>>13328746
Yeah, we are kinda dead right now
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>>13328756
shift change!

what do the three of us who are still here want to talk about?
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>>13328787
Trixie's futa horsecock
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>>13328787
Discord's song?
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>>13328787
Discord's futa horsesong
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>>13328801
>>13328808
Discord's song about Trixie's futa horsecock
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>>13328815
>>13328817
You guys suck
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>>13328787
I would contribute more but I'm writing something, basically: Fuck you
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>>13328822
Trixie's futa cock?
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>>13328815
>>13328817

So Discord sings a song that endows every pony who hears it with a futa horse cock

How do the mane six stop him
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LETH ANON'S BEING LEWD AGAIN
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HHNNNGGGG


I WANT IT
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>>13328825
What are you writing?
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>>13328832
Obviously this means we need to bring out the hose again.
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>>13328831
they don't know yet, it's a twoparter and in the first episode they're mostly just sucking eachother off and being surprised by their semen volumes
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>>13328831
Why would they want to stop him?
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>>13328831
By pinning him down and raping him until he realizes what a horrible idea it was to give them all cocks
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>>13328840
if he isn't Water/Steel and Mega Charizard isn't Fire/Dragon so help me god.
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>>13328843
because when every pony is a futa horse cocked pony, no pony is
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>>13328838
Work stuff, trying to fluff up a boring speech.
When I'm done I might finish my TwiDash fic
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>>13328847
CHARMENDER BEST STARTERS
SQUIRTLE TOO

BULBZAUR A SHIT
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>>13328851
Does this mean we aren't neckbeards?
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>>13328452
oh my god are they really poking fun at honey boo boo this is great
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>>13328859
Charizard will never be a real dragon.
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>>13328863
Who?
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>>13328857
>TwiDash
Disgusting. I hope you spend an eternity on that speech

Good luck man. And I respect your opinion in ships. EVEN IF IT'S SHITTY
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>>13328841
Actually this sorta seems like something discord would actually do now. It'd cause untold chaos and probably be hilarious to him to watch it all unfold
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>>13328869
>Mega Ampharos turns into Electric/Dragon
>Mega Charizard is still Fire/Flying
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>>13328863
Oh god, they are.
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why do bronies get so upset about being friendzoned? i thought friendship was magic
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>>13328880
AND HE'S NOT BEING A DICK TO THE PONIES SO HE'S STILL THEIR FRIEND SO IT'S ALL LEGIT
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>>13328883
The assravaging if that happens... /vp/ will likely explode.
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>>13328863
Can you lease explain to me who that is. All I'm finding is something a bout a TV show.
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>>13328880
do you think he'd give fluttershy an extra-big one since they're such good friends?
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is it wrong if i want to stick my penis into her
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>>13328893
Don't you start that shit again you little faggot
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>>13328898
Arguably he's being nice to them, giving them all an excuse to have sex with each other. Discord's a pretty swell guy
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>>13328912
where are her funbags
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You know I really want Discord to bond with the other ponies too.
Really him with Rarity would be the most hilarious.
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>>13328906
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Comes_Honey_Boo_Boo
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>>13328906
Yeah, that little girl has her own TV show. She was on toddlers and tiaras to start off with though
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>>13328920
>Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is an American reality television series on TLC that features seven-year-old child beauty pageant participant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson
Jesus fucking christ, do people actually watch this kind of shit?
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>>13328929
>murica
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>>13328920
>>13328921
>A reviewer for Forbes criticized TLC as trying to "portray Alana's family as a horde of lice-picking, lard-eating, nose-thumbing hooligans south of the Mason–Dixon line," stating that "it falls flat, because there’s no true dysfunction here, save for the beauty pageant stuff."
Holy shit what
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>MT is going on a spree of drawing her OC fucking famous tumblr furbronies

pls now i cant take this. someone let me know what its safe to follow MT again. tell me when the cute is back.
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>>13328908
Most likely, then she can show everyone how assertive she is

>>13328919
This. We'd probably get some sort of discord fashion line out of it
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>>13328929
>>13328932
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0T5pl-PH8k
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>>13328863
honey boo boo is sweet, tough, and not even in an ironic way. her mother has taken everything from the television show and put it into savings, instead of buying stupid lavish shit, so they can live off it

and honey boo boo herself is weirdly wise
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>>13328929
They do.

>The series premiere episode attained a 1.6 in the 18–49 demographic, attracting 2.2 million viewers
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>>13328840
>>13328869
>>13328904
Mega evolutions are a fucking stupid idea.

And the fee for cloud storage is bullshit.
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>>13328935
>badenglishanon's deathrattle
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>>13328935
>being jelly
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>>13328935
HAHAHAA
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>>13328943
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>>13328935
you can always instead follow our other star contributor, mewball, who seems to be pretty content in stealing lyra's agency
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>>13328944
>there are people who will actually use cloud storage

Poke Transfer is free, and the ingame boxes should be enough.
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Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
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>>13328906
It's the nickname of a disgusting lardbeast who first appeared on a show called 'Toddlers in Tiaras' about professional child beauty pageant contestants. Her mother enters her in these contests and feeds her a disgusting mixture of mountain dew and red bull or something to 'give her more energy'. The fact that the girl is almost literally a perfect sphere would indicate that she does not now and never will require any additional energy for the rest of her life and yet she still pumps her full of it.

Thanks to the morbid fascination people had with the disgusting little girl and her disgusting-er mother, they got a reality show out of it. ON THE LEARNING CHANNEL. AND PEOPLE WATCH IT.

Needless to say, life on this planet is no longer tolerable because of this.
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>>13328969
you are completely and absolutely misinformed
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>>13328951
i thought you were banned again BCS
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>>13328960
I just want a permanent way to store all my stuff that isn't subject to shit going wrong and my cartridge getting wiped.

I had a full Pokedex on a 1st gen Red cartridge that got wiped years ago. I was so pissed.
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>>13328960
Unless you're transferring all the way from ruby and collecting one of every gender+shinies there is no way you will fill all of those boxes
Unless you're a fucking absolute nerd
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>>13328976
>having any expectations for console games
>handheld console games
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>>13328969
The family is raking in anywhere from $15,000 to $50,000 per episode (reports vary). Yet their only major purchase so far has been a 2005 Ford Expedition. More importantly, Mrs. Shannon has made arrangements with TLC that the bulk of the earnings from the show are paid directly into five separate trust funds, one for each daughter. She doesn’t even see the money, apart from an email once a month confirming that the deposits have been made. The girls have no access to the funds until they turn 21. Meanwhile, Papa Thompson, aka Sugar Bear, continues his job as a contractor in order to pay the household bills.

this family is amazing, and they're just fucking with you, and everyone is falling for it
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>>13328978
Derpy delivering mail and landing on my face will always be my premiere fetish
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>>13328969
Well if what you said is true Wow.
Anyway now a My Little Pony comic is depicting her as a retard
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>>13328983
That sounds pretty cool.
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unf
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>>13328980
That doesn't address the problem of all of that shit being on a cartridge that could implode at any point.
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>>13328976
I'm pretty goddamn sure 3/DS saves last a fuck ton of time
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>>13328971
Oh please. Explain the shit out of that to me, you think I don't want to be wrong about every single thing I just said there?

But go ahead. Show me, point by point, what I got wrong there.
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>>13328983
But people still watch that show
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>>13329007
That family is setting up their children for life by tricking stupid people. That doesn't seem like a bad thing
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>>13329002
get off your high horse, nigga, you're screaming about obese americans on a thread dedicated to fucking characters from a children's show
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This just means that Tumblr will explode even harder because of that panel

I hope the writer and the artist of the comics will be okay
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>>13329023
He's just asking for explanations.
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>>13329015
You kinda need to see the show to understand why they are the absolute last people to whom you would want to give money.

Those children don't need trust funds, they need dieticians and schooling.
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POST AN OC
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>>13329015
>raising a family of fat rich assholes with contempt for poor people
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>>13329025
I hope tumblr implodes while the writer doesn't give a fuck
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>>13328996
>you will never have a playful fight for dominance with her every night
>she will never let you win on purpose half of the time
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>>13329035
What if you're just being tricked? What if the fat is fake and a prop?
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>>13329024
Well, you could have visited me instead of hanging out in this awful thread...
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>>13329041
Look I hope the same thing because really after the Derpy incident there's no way he isn't expecting another fucking Derpy Drama from this.

I just hope that IDW won't care about Tumblr and the artist and writer won't get some kind of red card and be fucked in the industry like that Adventure Time guy that got fired from the show by Yamino.
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>>13329038
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>>13329052
Hollywood fat suits look like shit on adult actors with movie budgets.

No way a TV show is going to able to afford convincing fatsuits for a bunch of talentless kids.
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>>13329038
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Rainbow Dash covered in cum
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>>13329049
I'd rather have her turn me into a mare and using her princess strength to fuck my silly with a strap on or a thick and long futa cock
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>>13329063
That's very pretty.
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>>13329062
I'm pretty sure they won't care about this at all
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>>13329071
I'd chuck his wood
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>>13329062
Just tell Social Justice Warriors that they're fucking horrible people for assuming that a girl, even if she speaks properly, MUST be retarded because she's cross-eyed. Tell them you have a cross-eyed little sister and people assume she's retarded and that's your trigger.
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>>13329082
>MUH FAT SHAMING
>MUH ABLEISM
You sure?
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>>13329091
IDW that is, not tumblr, I'm sure tumblr will flip their shit
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>>13329077
>wanting her to fuck you silly
>not wanting her to let you overpower her and fuck HER silly
Why do you always have to be so selfish, Anon?
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>>13329062
>like that Adventure Time guy that got fired from the show by Yamino

WAT?
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>>13329062
What panel? When was this? Am I really this slow?
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>>13329038
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Big Mac is a power bottom.
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why would anyone want to advertise something on 4chan?
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>>13329100
Guy got fired because he said that Princess Bubblegum and that vampire chick aren't lesbians or some shit and Yamino fliped out on tumblr
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>>13329102
Celestia micro preview
This is in it >>13328452
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>>13329052
So, what? The producers of Toddlers in Tiaras had a little girl and her mother - who are both excellent actors - fed to the point of obesity, planted them in a fake child beauty pageant and scripted their interviews and pageant performance just to make money?

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity, anon. They're just some stupid people who were found by a reality show and their popularity gained them another reality show.

It's depressing, not evil.
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>>13329099
How could I overpower something so strong? It wouldn't even be believable and I'm about as strong as a newborn foal.

Slightly unrelated
Also I would like to have the royal child in me
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>>13329109
Large user base of people with a wide variety of interests.
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>>13329105
unf corruption unf
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>>13329118
>How could I overpower something so strong? It wouldn't even be believable
Are you implying that she's a bad actor?
She probably is and it would be hilariously over the top how she fakes defeat
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>>13329109
If something gains popularity on 4chan it often becomes a big thing
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Who's going to waifu her?
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>>13329140
Well AppleDan already probably waifus her.
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>>13329140
>implying I haven't already built a shrine to her
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>>13329134
Yeah, this thread is kinda proof of that.
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>>13329063
>>13329092
>>13329098
>>13329112
>>13329127
>>13329133
>My Little Embalmed Horse Corpses
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>>13329140
everyone into kawaii teacher-samas
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>>13329109
Because when it comes to spreading things on the internet, 4chan is kinda like a spring - if it get's popular or well known here, people will drag it over to other websites. Much easier than trying to advertise on all those other sites.
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>>13329144
AppleDan waifus anything that has hooves
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>>13329133
Very nice.
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>>13329153
Even Iron Will?
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>>13329127
I really like the art style, but the artist is terrible at drawing cutie marks
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>>13329063
>>13329092
>>13329098
>>13329112
>>13329127
>>13329133

Should I buy the whole set, or only best pony?
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>>13329158
Especially Iron Will.
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>>13329162
But that set doesn't even include best pony
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>>13329140
Gingersnap > fatty mc fat
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>>13329166
Do you want me to strangle you with your vocal cords?
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>>13329165
Yest it does
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>>13329166
>>13329140
BOTH ARE CRAP SINCE AFTER THIS THEY WILL NEVER APPEAR AGAIN
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>>13329063
>no wings

shit/10
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>>13329140
>no fan art

she's shit
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>edge for 2 hours
>hear roommate coming back
>no time to finish, only to hide evidence
>my balls feel like they are trapped in a bench vise
I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone
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>>13329178
The comic isn't even out yet, give it time.
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>>13329140
Is that from the ____tia micro?
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>>13329182
When you get a chance, finish on a pony

It'll be glorious
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>>13329185
>implying that should stop people
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>>13329112
wow so art good such deep style wow
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>>13329182
>not finishing into your roommate's
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>>13329185
There was porn of chrysalis before the wedding episodes even finished airing
That's no excuse man
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>>13329182
>try edging a few times
>always end up just finishing when I reach the edge the first time

I am so undisciplined.
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>>13329182
>>13329193
Cum into his shampoo bottle. Alternatively in something he's going to eat
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>>13329133
are these mass produced or something? BCS can watercolor better than this.

just look at all the missed hair spots
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does rarity take the knot?
is there porn of her taking the knot?
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>>13329199
I think I'll need to find a European publisher for that one - I really want a copy of it
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>>13329202
>Copying me.
I started it first, I have an account on cumonfood.net.

Go away.
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>>13329199
Is that snooty-looking fucker in the black cloak supposed to be Lucius Malfoy? Just look at his kid.
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>>13329199
>Ramsay
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>>13329207
just download it
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>>13329140
>puke green skin

pass
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>>13329213
That's fucking yellow
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>>13329208
Are you that one anon that wants to fuck his roommate
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>>13329211
He wants a copy, smarties.
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>>13329211
I'll probably do that anyway but I also want a copy of it.
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>>13329206
I really like that the comics do different body types
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>>13329206
>Chance

A small if anything.
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>>13329199
this is disappointing. i didnt want this in the celestia comic. i was expecting some real lore.
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>>13329226
then just print the cover, retard.
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>>13329230
Come on he's at least medium
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>>13329232
>lore
>MLP
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>>13329219
Yes.
>mfw he said that he put his cock on my fast while I was sleeping
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>>13329228
Yeah. I kinda wish it was done by Price though, I'm a total sucker for his art style.
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>>13329246
On your fast?
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>>13329251
Fuck, I mean face.
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>>13329232
Nigga it's a fucking Micro. U dumb if you expected something grand from the micros.
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>>13329251
Yes, his fast

VGTG
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>>13329246
>>13329253
WHAT
UNF
WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING HIM?
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>You will never hold Dash's back close to your body
>You will never breath deep into her mane and smell the mix of her sweat and shampoo in all its tangy fruit glory.
>You will never be a little unsure how much of it is natural
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>>13329246
>>13329253
Damn, just fuck already geez. Or don't and increase the sexual tension between you two and continue to post about it. I enjoy these stories
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>>13329261
Maybe his roommate isn't gay
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>all these gay niggers
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>>13329267
>I enjoy /soc/ shit

piss off
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>>13329277
WELL I'VE NEVER HAD A STRAIGHT GUY PUT HIS DICK ON MY FACE
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>>13329283
>What are pranks
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>>13329279
>not being a gay nigger

I bet you're not even from outer space.
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>>13329283
One of my friends sometimes takes out his dick and slaps me with it as a joke
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>>13329295
Is it huge?
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Every Lyra plush has to be shown from this angle.
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>>13329298
A little above average
Now that's enough talking about my friend's dick
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>>13329304
unf
You should suck it next time he does
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>>13329299
>no matter what Hoppip does in life, this is what he will be remembered for
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>>13329311
this
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>tfw your friend throws his underwear in your face
>mfw trying to control my boner
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I wish my dick was an inch longer
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http://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-darkestmbongo

>slugbox copycat
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>>13329333
I wish my dick was two inches longer

so i win.
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>>13329284
I really love the idea of a small, underground grotto with a few sun rays coming through a tiny hole in the ceiling and absolute silence apart from the purling of the water

Sadly, I've never been in a bath like that and doubt that there even is one where I live
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>>13329333
I wish I was born into a rich family
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>>13329338
I wish my dick was 5 inches longer
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>>13329337
I normally don't judge people for that, I started as a Rose/Tess copycat too because that way I could simply copy their methods.
Though 2 pages full of pictures with zero change in the style doesn't really look like that artist is only using it as a stepping stone.
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>>13329330
>Roommate asks for dirty clothes to wash the next day
>Put them in the hamper
>Go looking for the pair of undies I was wearing today to wear to bed instead of soiling another
>Can't find them
>They're not in the hamper
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>>13329256
What could you be going for and mispell it like "VGTG"?
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>>13329360
It's not a misspell
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>>13329330
Try controlling your boner if your friend shows you his boner in class
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>>13329378
Then what the fuck does VGTG mean?
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>>13329349
I wish I could get a regular boner and then concentrate and turn that into a double-boner, so my dick had like two settings.
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>>13329392
"I am the greatest"
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>>13329392
How new can you be?
Even if you don't vidya
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>>13329385
>tfw sitting around chilling with your stallionbros
>Drinking cider and talking shit about ponies you know
>Your best friend gets a random chubby, not a raging hard or anything but just a bored boner
>tfw it's hanging loose but it's the length and width of your forearm
>Awkwardly get caught staring several times during the conversation
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>>13329397
>Not shifting your dick into second gear
It's like you want to tear up your transmission
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яблоко чрезвычайных!
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>>13329410
Oh, you mean that cancerous pay2win call of duty mod that pretends to be a continuation to tribes franchise that entire /v/ was jerking over like a year ago?
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>>13329412
Are boners in public socially acceptable in equestria?
It truly is an utopia
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>>13329421
>he didn't play the early beta
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>>13329433
I didn't because my machine couldn't handle that bloated piece of spyware, but even then I didn't need to play it to know it sucks.
>hitscan rifles
>headshots
>2 shots needed to kill
>no jetpacks
at least it was somewhat pretty
thats all i could say about it
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>>13329433
Did YOU?
They didn't ruin the game, it was already crap.
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>>13329447
>I didn't need to play it to know it sucks.
Fuck off to /v/
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>>13329419
I wish the Apple pony would talk Russian to me. She could whisper her apple pie recipe to me for all I care, I could sleep to the sound of her voice.
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>>13329451
You first, shiteating "gamer".
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>>13329453
Applejack's singing voice is SO good

I really wish se had more songs
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>>13329451
>how dare you listen to people
I heard how terrible the game is so I already knew it was bad.
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>>13329429
Boners are perfectly fine. The issue is what you do with it. If you let it go away or excuse yourself no one's going to bat an eye.

If you start fiddling with it you're going to get the death glare from older mares for being uncouth.

>tfw be socially awkward teenager in one-room schoolhouse
>Watching Miss Cheerilee's ass for three hours straight in the morning
>"It's time for recess!"
>Everyone runs off to go play; can't, I'm stuck
>Only the desk is hiding my raging boner
>Miss Cheerilee comes over and is wondering why I haven't left yet; make up lame excuse
>The conversation isn't making me any less stuck, she turns around and goes back to her desk
>Close full on view, can smell it from where I sit
>My desk gets flipped over
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There should be more space battles in the next season.
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You NEED to watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUQNiFd60f4
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>>13329494
And fight scenes.

Ohh! And car chases!
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>>13329500
>that preview
Yeah I'm not gonna watch that
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>>13329500
You NEED to suck this cock.
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>>13329500
>EG
No I don't
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>>13329504
With FEELINGS?
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>>13329500
I hardly think I 'need' to...

I will, but only because I'm trying to convince myself to commit suicide.
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http://strawpoll.me/386704

BUTTS
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>>13329486
>daydreaming about Cheerilee's squishy pony butt in the back of her class
>get a raging poner
>"Anon, why don't you present your work in front of our class?"
>oh shit oh fuck
>walk through the entire classroom with a diamond boner, dripping pre everywhere
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>>13329528
I refuse to vote on this one until you add proper butts.
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>>13329532
God damn it. It wouldn't happen too.
As soon as the boner reaches maximum strength you always get called
>Girls are giggling everywhere
>Hear whispering
>"Looks like he wants to show us something else."
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>>13329528
>122 votes
Damn
That's a lot of people, still
for a hiatus
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>wake up
>see this

What do?
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>>13329562
This is probably our most succesfull headcount so far
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What if Sweetiebelle was a dinosaur?
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>>13329562
I'm sure some people voted a second time using their phone
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>>13329532
>mfw Cheerilee stops you later after class
>She asks you if you have a condom
>Obsidian penis
>"N-no"
>She hands you one
>She wants you to wear one to class from now on
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>>13329577
Ask her to pinch me to make sure I'm really awake.
Then probably faint.
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>>13329578
Always bet on butts
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>>13329587
Even if they all did, that's still 61-ish people. Still more than I would have thought.
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>>13329577
Panic I guess because I have no idea what she wants from me
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>>13329614
At least the ones here have good taste in pony butts
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>>13329652
>tfw your favorite butt is third, but second-favorite butt is first
Such is life.
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>>13329577
>try not to get an erection
>realize I'm already at full morning-mast
>try to keep dick as calm as possible so she won't feel it
>realize she's already kneading it between her thighs
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>>13329680
>Favorite butt is first
>Second favorite butt is on second place
Indeed. Life is quite beautiful.
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http://derpibooru.org/418894

I said what what
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>>13327911

I used to like rarity a lot, and still do, but i grew to like fluttershy more. Although pinkie tops all of them.
Favorite episode has to be between the Gilda one and the Parasprite one, where Pinkie proves herself to be the unsung hero of Ponyville more than once.
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>>13329709
>Parasprite episode
>Pinkie is the hero
NO
It' s because of her being so goddamn idiotic and incapable of communication that 90% of the shit happens.
>"Girls that's actually a very dangerous animal that will devour all our food stock if we don't get rid of it"
There. Done. All threat eliminated.
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>>13329731
Pinkie is probably japanese
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Bring out yer requests!
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>>13329750
are you going to post them?
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>>13329731
Maybe if they listened to HER instead of themselves nothing bad wouldve happened to them. Besides its not like she can convince them that they are deadly because NO ONE LISTENS TO HER
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>>13329750
no
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>>13329754
Why not?
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>>13329750
If you want, draw Fluttershy and Celestia having a tea party.
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>>13329763
Yes Ill do this one
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>>13329735
This is an ugly pony
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What's it like being Applejack's boyfriend? Coming down to the farm? Holding her close? Getting a long whiff of her when she's been working on the farm all day?
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>>13329752
Are you really that fucking delusional.
If aliens invade the Earth and their only weakness is Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen what's better

Run to the front of the White House and scream HEY OBAMA PREPARE A HUGE ASS CONCERT SCENE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT QUICKLY and then get annoyed that no one listens ti me, buy a ticket to England and order the queen to order Freddie to resurrect himself or tell everyone that Guys the weakness of those aliens is this song?
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>>13329763
What kind of tea? Fluttershy seems like she would go for sencha
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>>13329776
Actually an aliens weakness is it's immune system
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>>13329776
That sounds like summer blockbuster material, anon
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>>13329779
That would be lovely, actually.

This is Japananon, right?
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>>13329791
What if I told you yes?
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as soon as she gets out of there I am going to sniff that mud
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>>13329773
I will murder you son
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>>13329776
None of those
We give Popeye some spinach
Do you even IDW comics ANon?
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>>13329804
>Not sniffing her dirty clothes when she takes them off
>Not sniffing her shoes and socks
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>>13329776
thats quite the elaborate scheme, but im not sure i can convince the president that a song by Queen is the aliens only way of defeat, so nobody would listen. there fore i would take matters into my own hands like pinkie did.

And Pinkie, despite saving the people that ignored her, still doesnt want recognition. I dont know how much more heroic that gets
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>>13329684
>she acts like she doesn't realize it though
>starts a conversation with you
>mentions that it is so nice to have someone she can just talk to without said person seeing her as a sex object
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>>13329798
I would not be surprise at all. You done like two or three request for me and I thank you for it! I am a bit shock no one else as you for a drawing request. I guess its just slow today.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKrwlgiYn-c

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY THE PONES WON'T DO
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Cake butts
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>>13329839
There are videos of women farting onto cakes. I don't get it. Waste of a cake.
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>>13329828
no it's actually all her fault because she didn't warn anyone about the parasprites
She just went GUYS GIVE ME MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

If she said guys those are dangerous and then everyone ignored her true it's not her fault. BUT NOPE. She's just acting like a crazy person asking for random musical instruments for no reason at all.

She is the only one responsible for everything that happened in the episode. Okay FLuttershy too for half of the shit that happens since that bitch kept an parasprite.
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>>13329810
I would like to see you try. You should have been exile for your crimes against invading ponies' privacy.
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>>13329691
>favorite main6 butt is on the last spot
>favorite butt isn't even on the list
Rigged as hell.
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>>13329850
That picture is awful
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>>13329844
oh god
you just reminded me of that CWC video
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>>13329850
wao, what shitty porn.
It's like MS if he were concussed.
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>>13329850
>you refuse to play her little game
>she puts on a pout and tells you she'll come back when you are in a better moot
>bad ending
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https://derpibooru.org/418894
unts
unts
unfs
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>>13329871
>when you are in a better mot
So what Celestia wants to mootykins to eat me?
FUCKING VOREFAGS
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>>13329876
Huh, I was listening to this when I opened up that image.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D23ezXJMNQs
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>>13329878
I meant mood, sorry

I shall restore my honor right away
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>>13329876
filtered
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>>13329859
>>13329868
Yeah it's not the best, but it's the first one I saw.
I don't have much humanized porn of Celestia.

>>13329871
I'm just tired of the same damn set up every time.
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Hey Rose are you in here I drew a thing for you.
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>>13329911
?
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>>13329876
The purple one's kinda cute. I wanna play with her boobs.
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>>13329911
I can be your Rose for tonight if you draw things for me Anon-kun~
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>>13329897
Awww, don't BE a party pooper, Anon, get IN one!
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>>13329735
Looks like Sibsys OC
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>>13329916
You are not rose anon. I can see through your ruse.
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>>13329931
Vagina boobs I like Tess
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>>13329907
>I'm just tired of the same damn set up every time.
Maybe you should visit her in her bed then - pin her down and gently nibble at her neck while rubbing your leg between her thighs
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>>13329876
>>13329919
You know what? I'm surprised no one's made a femboy midget called DJ Base to balance out Acid.
When they pair up, they become The Solution.
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>>13329925
>anon-kun~

I was going to accept your offer strange crossdressing anon but you went full japo.
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>>13329938
Nope still not rose.
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>>13329931
I don't know man >>13329938 seems legit
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>>13329927
7 ft tall acid is all kinds of unf.
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>>13329945
I thought it'd be DJ Alkeline.
That's all I remember from chemistry.
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>>13329956
Drunk Cadence teasing colts.
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>>13329956
Pinkie Pie with long, straight hair. Longer than Fluttershys
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>>13329927
>Want to hate acid
>Want to hate vore
>My dick doesn't
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>>13329946
>Japansese shaming
DING DONG BANGU YOU YERROW HATING SCUM
I GRAD YOU REFUSED SINCE I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU NOT EVEN FOR 5 AMERICAN DORRAS
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>>13329956
Are you the anon who doesn't post them?
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>>13329956
Applejack and her family square dancing.
>>13329958
Mostly I'm just throwing the opposite ends of the pH balance spectrum.
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>>13329956
Bonbon complaining to Lyra about a pony offscreen eating all them crackers like she owns the place
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>>13329940
Now that I cud definitely go for.
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>>13329962
second
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Does your favorite pony remember the last time they cried?

Why were they crying?
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>>13329984
all nope
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>>13329984
That Pinkie face is terrifying
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>>13329956
Rarity's asian grandfather being disappointed in Rarity, pointing to Twilight and asking WHY CAN'T YOU BE PRINCESS LIKE FRIEND
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>>13329984
I hate all cosplayers
>>
I can't wait until we have something besides sexual to talk about.
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>>13330001
When has it ever been not sexual?
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>>13330000
No one's commenting about the get?
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>>13330005
I'm fine with sexual, I just want stuff besides sexual as well.
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>>13329964
Guess your head down there is smarter than the one on your shoulders.
Just go ahead and fap to some delicious Acid.
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>>13330001
Talk about this rainbow dash
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>>13330005
when the show was on
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>>13330012
We're not pitiful morons.
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>>13330012
We're not fucking /b/ rejects
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>>13330017
Is that girl gonna kill her?
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>>13330017
No
I'd rather complain about Korra
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>>13330023
>>13330027
Sorry. Didn't notice I was on MLPG.
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>>13330000
Except this one, right Anon?
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filly pone comes with wings or without
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>>13330036
>not this one
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>>13330036
There is something off with this image
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>>13330019
Just like S3 right?
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>>13330044
it's not a pinkie cosplay without giant boobs
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>>13330072
Giant boobs are never relevant
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>>13330048
her staff looks way too gritty and real
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>>13329980
Her eyes start to flutter, the Princess waking up after a while of whispering dirty things right into her ear.
She bites her lower lip and keeps your gaze trapped with those beautiful magenta eyes of hers - you just hover over her, admiring her beauty - snapping out of it only when she moves her hands, pretending to try and break free from your grasp.
You tighten your grip a little bit and move her hands over her head, wrapping one hand around her slender wrists and reaching for a scarf on her nightstand with the other.
As you lean forward Celestias raises her head of the pillow, breathing against your neck and asks what you are gonna do with her now that she is at your mercy.
A shiver runs down your spine when you hear the desire in her throaty voice.

Also please no more pregnant Celestia art, thanks.
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>>13330072
Pinkie is flat and proud of it in my opinion.
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>>13330052
What has Samsung to do with the show?
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>>13330079
now you're just being silly
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>>13330089
>Being into boobs
Are you 12?
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>>13330086
but is her butt flat?
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>>13330044
>not this one
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>>13330072
>pinkie
>not flat
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What if Flash Sentry was made into a joke character?
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>>13330103
I don't understand what's being changed here.
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>>13330089
That just looks fucking stupid
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>>13330095
Why would she be? All those cakes, pastries, and candies go right to her thighs, giving her plenty of cushion for pushin'.
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>>13330089
I actually agree with anon for once. Hyper anything is a cheap way or grabbing attention. Don't get me wrong I used to jack off to this kind of stuff on a daily basis but you know what they say when you have too much of a good thing right?
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>>13330084
Everything

It's the only one that I have, so yeah. And what's wrong with preggers Celestia?
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>>13330095
We've seen her butt.
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>>13330103
I'd legit suck pony flash sentry's dick
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>>13330103
Meghan isn't self aware enough to do that. Alternatively she is, but she doesn't care in the slightest and doesn't want to put effort into things.
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>>13330089
Boobs filled with air like that wouldn't even be soft anymore.
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>>13330112
What do they say?
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>>13330112
I like boobs and dicks. Please anon give me your bone.
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>>13330110
>>13330116
I have never seen her butt so I am hardly convinced
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>>13330126
>I have never seen her butt
You've never watched the show?
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>>13330122
>freckles
>muscles
>hips
>tan
COME TO ME
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>>13330095
I really doubt it
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>>13330142
then what about something like this http://derpibooru.org/377724?
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Let's say each of the main 6 had to be a different animal instead of pony

Which animal would each one of them be?
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>>13330107
Now he actually has a character.
He was as flat as a cardboard cutout before the change Anon suggested
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>>13330155
eH, TOO much.
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