>>13304676
that's not an edible equine

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>>13304490
real life beings are full of flaws and lies

Waifu is the purest form of beauty there can be, because the purest beauty is of something fictional

She can't hurt me, and I can't hurt her

damn, that was a fast horse!

>>13304710
waifus can always ntr you

So as it turns out I wasn't able to complete the first part of the fic today.

I'll work on it after work tomorrow, try to have it to you guys by tomorrow evening.

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boredtired

>>13304710
She can't love you back either.

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Discord is best pony.

HAIL DISCORD

>>13304710
I waifu Pinkie but I know if she was real she'd probably annoy the piss out of me

>>13304722
hi sb

snails and femsnips when

>>13304664
> vasectomies have a strange way of just healing away in Equestria
> Estrogen pills work in theory but in major metro areas the magic is strong enough the binding agents just sort of fizzle away if not properly shielded
> most everyone resorts to condoms
> thick, pre-WWII-rubber style condoms
> Anon doesn't concern himself with romance but keeps smuggling caseloads of condoms from Earth for sale, making a killing
> He's known unironically as "the Trojan Man"
> He makes three times what cigarette bootleggers make

>>13304722
Have you ever done a MLP female minotaur? I think you could do it well.

>>13304706
>she saw your writhing nightmare penis

>>13304722
You should come to the sub and help with the drawing of things.

Moderately sized pony pecker.

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2243201?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

>>13304762
uuuuuuuunf!

>>13304742
hue

>>13304762
Yum

>>13304762
>>13304767
>>13304777
So is this considered shitposting yet.

>>13304758
what do

>>13304722
Tired like a cute girl with gigantic boobs who's been fucked and filled with cum by eager colts with gigantic horsecocks?

>>13304785
you're a shitpost

>>13304758
I'm waiting to order my tablet then I'll be drawing and learning how to colour every hour of everyday till my hands bleed.

I WILL GET BETTER BATMAN.

>>13304790
NO PLS
I NEED TO SLEEP

>every week anon makes solitary trips to the everfree
>"health reasons"
>the forest always gets quieter
>fluttershy grows worried each time
>a quiet forest means something is being eaten
>it happens frequently without anon in the woods, so nobody makes the connection
>one day the silence is especially long
>fluttershy can't take it and rushes into the woods to save him
>anon is caught balls deep inside your favorite pony

>>13304740
Probably soonish.

>>13304794
FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

>>13304807
YESSSSS

>>13304806
And here I was all excited thinking anon finally got a steak.

>>13304801
you only need a half broken bic pen and napkins to start drawing. draw while you wait for tablet

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>>13304795
aw shit niga

>>13304807
Is it going to be X-rated

Hey guys, how are you today?

>>13304806
>fluttershy rushes in to save anon, trips and falls balls deep on his crotch

>>13304809
I want to fuck your mom though.

>>13304844
PONETASTIC

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I just want tired cuddles on a warm sunny day

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>>13304834
Yep, that sounds like Dash.
Just shut her down without hesitation.

>>13304806
So Fluttershy came to save me from being balls deep inside... Fluttershy

>>13304844
Lonely for my waifu

>>13304852
okay but she wants to have sex tonight

>>13304795
210 vaporize every other day

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>>13304825
O..OKAY

LETS DRAW

>>13304857
OH SHIT ANON
YOU'RE FUCKING A CHANGELING

>>13304852
Thats fucking awful

snuggles on a cold night is FAR better

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>>13304857
OH SHIT
IT'S A CHANGELING, ANON
LOOK BACK TO THE FLUTTERSHY YOUR FUCKING, SEE THIS, WHAT DO

>>13304856
yep a #megabitch

>>13304802
She said the same thing just before getting a new pair of soda-can thick colt dicks rammed up her pussy, already gushing with a liter or two of hot pony seed.

>>13304806
>>13304857
> Your favorite pony is Fluttershy
Well how does that work?
> Caught by Twilight who's concerned for her friend, terrified that a cougar finally clawed her to death or something
> Instead happen upon frantic, sweet lovemaking.
> Apparently Anon has been masturbating wildly in the woods to keep away from Pinkie who keeps showing up in his rental unit unannounced. This is the ONLY place she won't follow.
> Fluttershy, thinking the silence is a bad sign, apparently found him "in distress"
> But alluring
> "And he- he has those fingers," she stammers to Twilight as they comport themselves again
> Twilight just sighs, then bites her lip
> "You think you could do that again? I- I have notes to take."

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>>13304882

Ejaculate

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>>13304886
Yeah, I'd get along just fine with her.

>>13304891
Chistery pls

>>13304891
I have performance anxiety Twilight, don't put me on the spot like that unless you plan on helping

FUCK MY BUTT

>>13304865
W-with me though?
I'd be her little kept bitch if she only wanted to cuddle with me
I'd be fine with that

>>13304889
...did she take it like a good girl and moaned? How about those hyper tits?

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>>13304891
oh baby

those hooves on notes

>>13304876
THE PERFORATED PRICK TRANSFORMS BACK INTO ITS TRUE FORM

THEN IT TRANSFORMS INTO A GIANT BUTT AND BOUNCES OFF INTO THE SUNSET WHILE CACKLING "SEE YOU ON MLPG SHITLORD"

YOUR EYES WIDEN AS YOU COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING A SHAPESHIFTING AUTISTIC MANCHILD FOR THE PAST MONTH

>>13304912
no

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Added some color to

>>13303440

I think this came out rather well.

>>13304912
TILL YOU BLEED

>>13304932
cute
who is she

>>13304940
it's obviously scootaloo

>>13304836
With the sizes involved it might need to be x-rayed.

Just a joke. I don't like that kind of porn.

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>>13304900
How did you know?
Image unrelated
I think

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>living in equestria
>not carrying a polearm and wearing baller armor everywhere
>not telling everyone that it's fashionable

>>13304932
The outfit makes her look like an old woman.

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well that was fun

>>13304940
Not Silver Spoon

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Hey guise guess what:

Season 2 is shit

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>>13304940
It's Derpy you blind fucker.

>>13304948
>furry abomination

Sorry, I only like my heresies when they no longer resemble humans.

>>13304953
>no cutiemark

>>13304965
at least it's less shit than S1

>>13304955
source

FLUTTERSHY JUST GAVE YOU A PROSTATE EXAM.

>>13304955
>tfw no drunken blowjobs from your horse babysitters

>>13304950
>Implying they'll just let you carry around weapons

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>>13304950
I already miss my rifles.

>>13304965
hey guess what
It was better than S3

>>13304965
That's what a lot of people were saying when it was airing. Then they said the same thing about S3.

Really, I just learned to disregard everything you guys say (unless you make a well thought out post so that we can engage in an actual discussion) and just stick to my own opinions

>>13304947
we gonna get some ulp ulp ulp are we?

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Would you pass Twilight's inspection?

>>13304952

It HAS been out of fashion for about 90 years now.

>>13304984
What's the verdict?

>>13304984
WITH HER WHOLE HOOF?
UNF

>>13304986
>tfw no drunken anal sex with your horse babysitters

>>13304948
And why does my trip keep changing?

>>13304910
Her idea of "helping" would be asking you to round the bases again with Fluttershy. She makes a good show of disappearing into the woods but the sound of quill on paper is unmistakeable.

It seems to get louder and more insistent every time you get back into the groove, which makes this pretty difficult

So all in all, you had your one getaway from Pinkie ruined, got coitus interruptus, and now the field researcher can't stop slathering ink on paper with the LOUDEST SOUND IN THE WHOLE FOREST

Some days you wonder why you moved here

>>13305000
Only if I can inspect her.

>>13305000
Nope
It's got a bunch of little cuts on it

>>13304987
Unicorns have them attached to their heads 24/7. You're just keeping the playing field level.

>>13304919
She moaned as best she could when a third pony started reaming her throat, balls flat against her face as he went as deep as possible. And her huge, heaving heaps of breasts were soft and bountiful enough to cover two more eager stallionhoods under their soft and weighty masses.

>>13304997
>That's what a lot of people were saying when it was airing.
What
Dude I kept seeing that it's considered better than S1

>>13305000
use it as an opportunity to sit on her

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Alright, time to finally watch Season 3. I'm pretty excited to finally watch pone again.

>>13305005
WELL CONSIDERING SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS DOING, SHE REALLY JUST SHOVED HER HOOF IN YOUR ASS.

>>13305033
Get ready for disappointment.

So there I was, fucking Rarity and fingering Twilight behind Rarity's counter when suddenly

>>13305037
JESUS FUCKING OW

>>13305033
>watching anything after season 1 episode 25

>>13305037
Oh. But my prostate is fine?

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>>13305012
but do you know how to use an anal inspection kit?

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>>13304871
ALRIGHT

>>13305033
Have fun man

>can't talk about /mlp/ on go
>can talk about bronies on /v/

logic

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>>13305054
Did I say anything about her anus?

>>13304950
i was always a fan of polearms that were converted farm equipment.

The military fork, the Military scythe, the billhook. Since peasants know when shit goes down, you just need to add a stick to anything you can find in your shed.

>>13305053
NO

>>13305048
Someone asked for exact change for a scarf?

You've never had to count coins with your nondominant hand before.

>>13305053
Probably wasn't good that all that white stuff came out your dick when she pressed on it

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>>13305057
You funny guy. I like you.

>>13305081
Oh no.. that doesn't sound good at all. Maybe she could call a doctor for me?

>>13304932

... I think I know why I like Silver Spoon now.

this pic makes her look just like a girl I knew in school who I had a huge crush on and who hated me.

>>13305011
>It seems to get louder and more insistent every time you get back into the groove

That's kind of arousing yet highly distracting

>>13305057
Haha oh damn

>>13305011
> rounding the bases
But sex is more like pizza
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF-CX9mAHPo

>>13305101
are you me?

>>13304950
Pole arms are metal incarnate

>trilance sruss

Jesus

>>13305073
And it got only worse when they demanded to see the owner of the shop. And asking why they were hearing that low moaning noise.

Can you imagined the scandal? Princess and Famous dressmaker and fashion starter were caught fucking with the apeman.

But luckily I had a plan. A simple one really.

>>13305096
No she thinks that she should just get it all out for you

>>13305083
You're a nice pony, Marker.

I'll kill you last

>>13305081
>prostate massages

Can you actually cum from that alone with no other stimulation

>>13304950
Can I keep the armor but have knives instead.
Many, many little knives.

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>>13305033

>>13305123
>she thinks your testicles are cysts

>>13305129
>like someone
>make them experience more fear, panic, and generalized emotional suffering than the one you kill first

But this is marker

She would be entertained by our demise

>>13305123
But I don't think my prostate should be doing that, it sounds like a serious medical problem. I hope she knows what she's doing..

>>13305153
I will rip her ovaries out of her ass.

>silver spoon discussion

http://derpiboo.ru/417704

>>13305123
she can do that by sucking on my cockhead instead of putting a hoof up my asshole

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>>13305154
Of course. Anon, knows what's up, Anon.

>>13305111
Exactly. It'd get more prominent every time something novel happens or you pick up the pace. You have a willing partner and all, but it's hard enough getting used to anyone new without totally different dimensions, the fur, trying to accommodate for her snout -- and you get the feeling this was going to wind up in a biology circular.

You catch a lucky break as she clearly ran out of ink and scrambled for another one as you draw Fluttershy spoons-close and scratch behind one ear.

The reprieve doesn't last long. The scratching has continued.

... Polite or not you decide to pick up the pace. Fluttershy seems amenable, nodding into your shoulder as you rake down one flank of her barrel. Maybe you'll get far enough into it you don't notice.

Failing that, you're relish the challenge to force that busybody to write in shorthand.

>>13305143
But I'm not forcing myself, I just miss pone and haven't really watched it since season 2 so I might as well start off where I left off.

>>13305143
i genuinely believe that all the lyra/ss/dt/rumble/flitter/sergal/satyr/etc discussion comes from "those" people.

all of it.

>>13305171
Fluttershy thinks it's best if she uses both methods

At the same time
To be sure she gets it all out

>>13305131
Yes. Granted most of the time you just sort of dribble out some pre-cum or some weak semen, but
Some guys REALLY spurt

>>13305179
>not dragging her into it

OK MLPG, you can go to Equestria

But you must perform gladiatorial combat against the rest of MLPG to earn your freedom for the entertainment of the ponies

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>>13305083

>>13305189
whoa now, don't lump me in with those faglords

>>13305190
I don't think she's a doctor, but if she thinks that's the best way..

>>13305192
I got one of those smaller Rudeboys, but after trying to use it a few times I've realized that I don't enjoy anal stimulation that much

>>13305203
No it isn't
BOOP

>>13305197
>chistery wins
>flawless victory

;_;

>>13305194
This is your thing, Anon. You can drag her in if you want to.
Eventually.
When it becomes clear that you're both absorbed enough she can approach to do some sketches and estimate your hip orientations.
It's pretty hard to not notice when she takes a protractor to your leg.

>>13305197
This can only end with a orgy in the middle of the arena.

>>13305211
She's certain
She's even got some special tools if your case is especially bad

>>13305216
Why do you say that?

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>>13305203
I totally isn't.
I have a pineapple.

>>13305117

Um... I dunno.

Did you end up spending most of 8th grade fighting/arguing with her before going to different high schools, then eventually contact her on facebook and reconcile a little while after graduation?

>>13305221
Lancing someone with your lance with result in an actually lancing

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>>13305197
YES
I CAN FINALLY KILL YOU FUCKERS

>>13305230
He's a literal space marine.

>>13305214
I stopped using mine after the seam started to show. Scuffing up your insides really isn't fun.

Started using an Aneros and a big stainless toy, they're way better.

>>13305197
Pretty sure I'd be fine except for Tiara

>>13305234
no but we hate each other right now.

>>13305197
I'll do it.
Mostly for the chance to butcher known shitposters.

>>13305033
Season 3 is as good as season 1.

>>13305229
What sort of tools? I hope she brought some anesthetic if she's going to do anything severe

>>13305115
stop making sense

>>13305260
FAUSTDRONES ARE COMING

>>13305189
I discuss 3-4 of those things regularly and I've been happily watching every episode as it airs since I got into the show

Man does anyone have a screen cap of that thing Aspirant did where Anon ends fucking Twilight and Rarity in a dressing room at a mall?

>>13305245
CROSSBOW BOLT TO THE FACE

>>13305018
They're just using her body as a fuck toy. I hope she's liking it with all her heart.

>>13305231
I wonder how horrible it must be to be an earth pony and your special talent is harvesting pineapples

>Harvest time
>only way to handle them with your soft sensitive mouth and nose
>You can either grab the spiny body or the spiny leaves

>>13305260
I disagree.
Pretty damn close but not as good.
S2 is still the best

>>13305265
we require more minerals

long distance mining is a hassle

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>>13305261
Oh it won't hurt at all
She can't say that you won't feel a thing though

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>>13305258
My nigga.

>>13305245
I'm really not.

>>13305263
Anon is right - I like the pizza metaphor better. It can be collaborative, it can be something agreed upon, people eat as much as they want and they can have some later or not at all, they choose what kind they want, the works. That's a pretty stellar talk, all told.

But Twilight likes her stages and bases, so of course she'd ask you to proceed from "light petting" to further along.

It's all very "scientific," you see.

>>13305166
If the front half of her was also proportioned right, I'd ram her.

>>13305197
>no projectile weapons allowed for entertainments sake
>everyone gets really shitty armor, designed by rarity, that doesn't even cover most of their vital areas
>crotches, butts, open and exposed
>weapon selection includes dildos

>>13305247
I didn't know that when you cum with something up your ass that your asshole contracts and pulls it up inside even further. I kind of like the feeling but it's also really uncomfortable.

>>13305277
>wear special protective hoofgear
>kck the tree in a way that the pinapples just fall into where you want them

when yor talent is pinapples, you probably caan do some pretty magical-mudane stuff with them

>>13305283
why are there groceries who sell sex aid

>>13304995
No it wasn't.

>>13305301
>The guy with the biggest dick gets his dick blown
>Cuts off the guys head like a praying mantis in the middle of it

>>13305294
How can she get everything right if she doesn't go the hands on approach though?

>>13305269
that's a thing?
that happened?

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>>13305197
deal

>>13305283
Well that's good then, what sort of tools are they?

>>13305197
So if I win I get to live with ponies, and if I lose I die?

Win/win, motherfucker

>>13305294
I'd let Twilight take notes on threesomes by joining me and Rarity.

If she want's I'd also let her practice doming on me while Rarity teaches her

>>13305319
>>13305321
Bladed weapons only.

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>>13305215

>>13304997
>unless you make a well thought out post so that we can engage in an actual discussion
>Needing well thought out posts to realize the obvious.
Nigga fix your judgement skills, you cra-crazy.

>>13305301
>some asshole grabs a giant pair of scissors
>everyone gangs up on him first

>>13305321
This, I can't lose

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>>13305329
Can I be a bard?

>>13305326
oh fuck that's hot, being a test subject for Twilight while Rarity teaches her how to dom would be my dream

>>13305310
Pineapples grow on the ground

>>13305349
Sure. You can use your instruments as a bludgeon.
Or sing them terrible songs to death.

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>>13305319
guns weren't made for lefties

>>13305318
Yes
Starts with you going shopping with Rarity and Twilight.
Then Rarity lets you alone while Twilight tries some dresses. You go i start fucking her and then it splits in two endings. One where you continue fucking Twilight, the other where Rarity sees you two, you take her in, put a sock in her mouth, and satisfy both of them.

>>13305326
UNF

Can this be a thing, please?

>>13305329
That doesn't change anything

>if I win I get to live with ponies, and if I lose I die
>Win/win

>>13305274
Are you kidding? She loves it. And honestly, she uses them just as much as they do her. When one colt is spent, she desperately grabs for him to keep him from pulling out; if he manages to anyways, she reaches for the next closest one to keep her insides bloated and coated with viscous spunk.

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>>13305351
Holy shit they do.

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>>13305362
Learn how to shoot with your right.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6c7240ef0ba1e4b82ca46aa8ed9ad09/tumblr_mr9af7uBRh1ra5gfio1_1280.png
Would you?

>>13305369
DEATH IN GLORIOUS BATTLE
AND SURVIVAL MEANS ENTRY INTO HORSELAND WITH MANY GLORIOUS BATTLE SCARS

>>13305375
But it's got a dick under there

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Well the 2 parter wasn't that bad, but I'm getting this odd feeling like from the Star Ware prequels. I know Twily becomes an Alicorn and it's like watching her slow descent into the dark side.

>>13305374
>gif
why haven't I seen this in CoD yet?

>>13305375
Every hole.

>>13305372
Would they tease her and make her beg?

>>13305351
>>13305373
Holy shit.
Learn something new every day

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>>13305330
mo ponk

>>13305390
Maaaaaaybe. She can shapeshift one if you wanted...

>>13305375
WORSE THAN SEAGULLS

>>13305373
The funny thing is that I've "discovered" pineapples grow that way about a dozen times now yet I always revert back to being certain they grow on tall tropical trees because for some reason it just fucking makes sense

I just realized something
my art is very boring.
How do I make it not boring?

>>13305393
Because it needs a scope, laser pointer, and a extended mag on it for it to be in cod

>>13305425
Find an artstyle that you like and copy it.

>>13305425
Put a mehmeh on it
I heard those are not boring from a reliable source

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>>13305294
>>13305245
> Chistery enters the arena
> Everyone is armed with their small daggers, Nathan with a pen knife
> You score a few nicks here or there but he can simply swat away your blades and then punch you with absurd Cherno Alpha hands
> Each enemy he fells is not slaughtered, but left broken, arms simply twisted out of place
> It's a slow-motion train wreck
> The crowd chants "WITCH-DYKE! WITCH-DYKE"
> leathery casks of ale and wine are thrown from the stands for his enjoyment as he turns to you
> You only have one possible weapon left
> Your lips are cracked, dried, sheer horror having brought up bile after seeing Mewball's neck twist that way. He's still breathing but it sounds like his neck is a straw.
> He bears down on you. The blood caked on his shirt is his own and God knows who else.
> He lifts his fists for a final double-strike on opposite sides of your head
> You whisper "> CHISTERY'S PENIS"
> He smiles. "Low and to the left."
> And darkness

>>13305425
WITH A MASSIVE COCK

>>13305438
second

>>13305425
Action lines.

>>13305425
Put effort into discovering dynamic poses

>>13305425
Add fetishes
hypnotism/mind control

>>13305400
An octopus has four hearts

A truck load of cheese in Norway once crashed in a tunnel and caught fire for a week

Frank Welker, voice actor, has been playing Fred on Scooby Doo for 54 years and is the most played man in Hollywood, beating out Samuel L. Jackson

Your favorite pony doesnt love you because she is not real

>>13305391
I thought they were bretty good.
Better than the wedding in my opinion.
More interaction between the ponies which is nice, Spike saves the day, that door scene with Twilight and Spike was goddamn GOAT, the songs were okay

Really the only thing the weddings do better is the songs and the villain.
And even then while Chrysalis is leagues ahead of Sombra, Sombra was nice too. I mean okay he has no personality, could have been easily by just smoke. But he was threatening. He was actually a danger. Look at how the crystal ponies reacted to his name being mentioned. How they act when they saw him. really if he had a personality or you have been expended on in a different episode where he was still alive he could have been very good.

But that's just my opinion.

delicious pink pony pusssy

>>13305425
Copy and break down work from people you think are not boring. Be specific as you can and apply each new thing you learn into your own.

Or draw tits

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>>13305435
heh
cod

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>>13305425
Listen to music when you draw.

Like Jazz influenced hip hop or something.

Feel an emotion while you draw.

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https://soundcloud.com/absolute-xero/scary-monstas-and-nice-sprites

>>13305441
>using a small dagger
>not a fucking halberd, the most majestic weapon you could pick out that wasn't a replica anime sword made of stainless steel
>the angular momentum cleaves a gourge a whole fucking centimeter deep into his flesh
>he snaps it like a twig and runs you through with the broken shaft
>a week later, chistery dies from an infected pen knife wound

>>13305441
If we're in pony land, I feel like we should get super powers
Thumbs just don't cut it
Mew's power is super thumbs

>>13305438
The artstyle I like is mostly because of the coloring style, but I have no means of coloring anything I do since none of its digital

>>13305457
Yeah, but actually seeing him doing shit would have been nice. Not just laughing and flying around the 5 minutes he was there. At least chrysalis was actually interacting with the characters and other ponies.

>>13305465

it's fitting that worst horse likes worst team

>>13305396
They'd have to tie her down to keep her from pouncing one of them, but even then the sight of her helpless, voluptuous body and the scent of her dripping human cunt would inevitably lead to more than a few fat dicks sliding all over her, desperate to find some fold of skin or flesh to bury itself in.
One time, half a dozen colts assembled at her rear to give her a good licking and spanking and ended up with their balls arrythmically slapping against each other as they widened her ass and pussy in tandem.

>>13305326
>>13305350
> You finish with Fluttershy, to your mutual satisfaction. Things will be a little touch-and-go with her woodland friends for a while but they'll understand
> Your - and her - release were more important than birdseed, or at least so she says before strutting off. It's a bit woozy at first but it breaks into a satisfied strut
> Twilight is absolutely twitterpated about her findings
> She asks if you want to ... compare notes sometime.
> It hasn't been long since you moved here but you're pretty certain that means what it does back home.

>>13305474
>>13305469
>>13305441
You are all fucking crazy.

Mew would probably just break all of our eyeballs and then crush our throats as we walk about in a daze.

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>>13305461
The dog dies

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>>13305489
She deserves being unable to walk right for a month for this.

>>13305503
>Implying he'd even reach my neck
HE'S A MIDGET
A SMALL FAILED MANLET

>>13305503
>implying he could reach my eyes
I'd just smack him away with my super bitch hand

>>13305512
>he bites your kneecaps off

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>>13305459
hey, you're still here. i have to thank you
it was you drawings that you posted here earlier that made me realize I think is wrong with my art, it being very boring. I don't know why but when you posted that rocket pony thing, it just clicked into place. Keep posting here brah I loke you

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>you will never make your waifu ejaculate

>>13305489
Please do not respond to me about fucking Fluttershy
I would never do that. not even if she was the last mare in the world. Or actually the last hole in the world

>>13305486
ILL FUCK WREK U M80

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>>13305512
A manlet is one of the most dangerous men in the world.
Just look into those eyes.

>>13305476
You can color things traditionally, you just have to figure out how to use whatever medium you choose. That's sort of why digital is so compelling.
But anyways, there are tons of really interesting lineart styles out there. Just start looking around for new things.

>>13305533
Manlets yes
Failed manlets like Mew? Pff
I can litterly blow him away. PUFF AND HUFF ALL DAY AND HE CAN'T EVEN COME CLOSE

>>13305474
>Before the tournament, twilight and luna did some research on the human internet
>The number of anons granted magical genitalia is ridiculous
>one guy even has two prehensile horsecocks
>two

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>>13305528
That face just about makes me hhhnnnggg every time.

>>13305551
>both horsecocks get stabbed

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>>13305533

Is it Vining time

>>13305511
Who? Fluttershy?

Surely Twilight just needs to get out more often. Maybe she means literally compare notes, like asking how this "normally goes"

Naturally she'll end up using a classic battery exam quizlet and ask about your sexual history, with no idea how awkward that is answering only days since being seein in the buff in the woods in delico

>>13305529
Well this started off long ago as "your favorite pony"
So just, I don't know, swap out names
Anons were a bit excited of the thought of being observed by Purple Book Fancy Horse.

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>>13305551
I want wings. Very large, very fast wings.
Enough to make Dash jealous.

>>13305488
What would it take to satiate her?

>>13305571
Come on baby just walk this way

>>13305551
> Chistery is made impervious to all poisoning and biological agents
> Can't even get drunk between matches, the horrific screams and blank faces of the dead staring back at him every time the eyes close

>>13305563
It's funny how it's almost always the most unassuming men that can snap your neck and not even think twice about it.

>>13305530

dude they haven't won a superbowl since the fucking 70s, the team objectively blows.

>>13305564
Purple book horse isn't fancy
And both of the pots you linked were about Rarity teaching Twilight to dom with you as their doll.

>>13305560
>he sprouts an additional horsecock from each wound until he's a ball of horsecocks

>>13305567
>wings
>made of horsecocks
>celestia insisted on maintaining an equestrian theme

>>13305541
I wasn't the original anon but I'll have a look around for some better lineart styles.
I should probably buy a tablet or something for the coloring though, because that's where a lot of my interest is

>>13305584
HAH
NOW I CAN FUCK DASH IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE

>>13305584
>reproduction by budding
Someone get the holy water

>>13305582
What about the Lions

>>13305583
> both the posts you linked
FUCK sorry
I have trouble seeing how the splits work sometimes
Surely Rarity would be amenable to any sort of real novelty, including how to break a man
And certainly seeing her best friend tackle "new terrain"

How is sexy vegetables Dooks?

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>>13305571
[music]

How was nippone? What episode was it?

>>13305528
but I ejaculate to my waifu all the time

>>13305603
>break a man
murder
unbridled, hate filled murder

>>13305584
>one by one, the horsecocks fall off as they mature and start wriggling around on the ground, shooting cum everywhere
>trying to kill them only makes more horsecocks

>>13305609
I gib up
pls dont hat me

>>13305613
it was cutie mar chronicles

it had japanese so many wonders song

>>13305603
It's okay. Just don't associate me with FLutterfucking

She's a nice pony and I'd gladly spend time with her as friends and help her with some of her animals but I would never fuck her. Or AJ. Just not my type

>>13305526
oh stahp it you <3

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>>13305618
Whoa
Whoa
Okay, fine, she just learns how to top
Jeez
Calm down
Have some hot tea

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>>13305609

>>13305581

In one of the media specials on Delta Force, an operator is interviewed and he says how in the unit, there's tall guys, short guys, big guys, frail guys, they're not looking for a certain kind of guy, they're looking for the right guy.

It's pretty spooky.

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>>13305630
Wow, your loss.

>>13305616
That's not the same thing, anon

>Sweetie Belle is going to be in a big play and needs to rehearse
>Applebloom is busy on the farm and Scootaloo is out with Dash, so you end up helping her
>You'r practicing the climax, where Sweetie's character is killed by the antagonist
>You pretend to run her through with a fake sword and she plays dead, squirting a ketchup packet for effect while you laugh manically
>"Sweetie Belle!"
>You turn around to find Scootaloo and Applebloom, looking between you and Sweetie's 'corpse' with shock and horror. They must have gotten done early to come help Sweetie
>You look between her and your sword
>"Oohh. No, wait, we were jus-"
>"Lets get him!"
>The two fillies charge and start hammering you in the shins and knees
>It's....not painful. Like, at all. They're figting with all their strength and anger, but its more annoying then anything
>"Hey. C'mon, stop. Cut it out you two. Stop. Please. Shoo. Go away. C'mon, you guys stop."
>Sweetie is still playing dead, but you can see her trying not to smirk