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Where ponies face real life hardships and despair!

last thread
>>13290827
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Transformation
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AND THIS A NEW CHAPTER BEGINS
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If you follow me, we'll put our differences aside
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>>13296377
I'm starting to think Dash might be a hardened alcoholic
What sort of real-life hardship and despair can that horse actually face
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>>13296410
Ascension
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Your pony was arrested for being a pony on a friday night.
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>The bleeding looks pretty bad Scootaloo, you sure you're not the slightest bit woozy?
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Pony drank Equinum
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>>13296447
what do you think Scootaloo's blood tastes like
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>>13296447
Just saying, one time I managed to nick a scalp vein and it bled for hours
It doesn't mean you've done anything close to a concussion
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>>13296449
>8 horse cocks
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>>13296449
>pony feels a little dumber
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>>13296447
She'll be fine.
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>tfw you find a fanfic you like but there's only one part and it was posted half a year ago
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>>13296377
this thread is too sad already
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>>13296407
I bet twilight would be a total munchkin

"Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that roleplaying games are in fact games first and foremost, and are not optimization problems that feature randomized numbers. Just because the rules you can carry a motorcycle, a deathray, a blessed battle axe and 300 pigeons, does not mean that you actually should.

~Twilight Sparkle"
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wow
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>>13296477
>tfw blueballed for a month
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>>13296477
>tf
dammit, i need more of "consent".
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>>13296462

Are you saying a concussion is the only thing that can make you woozy?
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>>13296494
Oh jeez that's hurting my eyes.
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Why is /pol/ such a cesspool?
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>>13296477
Makes me curious, what is everyone's favorite fanfiction?

I personally love the fuck out of White Box.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXZO8KZBziEIEXVW_h5VZtwn41M3yE0_9MX4g9Fjeac/edit?pli=1
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>>13296494
DO I NEED TO PUT MY 3D GLASSES ON TO SEE THESE PONIES?
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>>13296494
It's terrific.
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>>13296484
>because the rules SAY you can
fuck, I can not brain today for I have the dumb
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>>13296494
neato
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>>13296512

It's a place where the truly crazy degenerates of society can congregate and circlejerk over their simplistic and offensive views.
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>>13296504
No, but you need to lose quite a bit of blood before you feel "woozy"
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>>13296377
Is that Rumble?
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>>13296515
yes
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>>13296513
Can't go wrong with background pony
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>>13296534
Yes
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>>13296513
I like Friendship is Optimal
mostly because it's not really a My Little Pony fanfic
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>>13296494
silly endii
you'll never be like ghost
so stop trying
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>>13296462
Head wounds are really over-dramatic, unless you crack your head good on concrete there's not much to worry about. Repeated minor head injuries over a long period of time will give you brain damage, though. Look at Chris Benoit and Derek Boogard.
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>>13296377
>that combination of anger and sadness
my soul hurts
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>>13296533
I donate blood once a week so I can get drunk off 5 beers right after it's over
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>>13296482
this is what happens when you ship 2 ponies that have never met each other or have interacted.
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Requestsos?
>>13296557
Frick you and frick every mall santa that looks like you
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WE'RE BROTHERS
WE'RE HAPPY AND WE'RE SINGING
AND WE'RE COLORED
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u chezy bag scruffy
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What happened to Elslowmo?
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>>13296513
I don't really have the attention span for reading fanfiction, and all I've really read was hotsauce's fapfics...
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>>13296588
Rarity upset about her newfound paunch.
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>>13296588
CMC playing football
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>>13296588
fluttershy singing that one evanescence song while drunk
you know the one
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>>13296496
i know what i'm doing tonight
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>>13296588
CMC playing dogeball with DT and SS
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>>13296590

Sorry fellas, the front door is for ponies.

You zebras will have to use the back door~
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>>13296588
Draw Allie Way
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>>13296590
Don't look very coloured to me
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>>13296588
sunset satan
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>>13296590
>colored

that's racist!
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>>13296593
His ass exploded.
Why do you keep asking us about all these people?
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>>13296603
Stop with your shitty opinions
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Pony says that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.
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>>13296588
A Twilight Sparkle version of this >>13296614
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>>13296594
there's a million fun little oneshots that are enjoyable little bits of mental junkfood
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>>13296590
instead of a high five, they slap their cocks together
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>>13296626
that's very kind of pony, but I've legitimately fucked a lot of things up lately and I'm continuing to only make things worse
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>>13296637
>reading anything that isn't fapfics

why would anyone bother?
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>>13296641
it happens
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>>13296618
Projects. I thought he got better? Steam shows he's online.
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>>13296576
My girlfriend liked to marathon-fuck right after I gave double red just to see how much stamina I had under duress.
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>>13296590

I wish to be a cute mare and get double penetrated by these zebras
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>>13296648
because I like them

I also don't find ponies sexy. At all.
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>>13296580
Gotta roll with the punches
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>>13296642
poor pinkie!
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>>13296669
extreme duress?
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>>13296680
No, just duress. Duress is basically any stress or dismay. Extreme duress is like "I think I'm gonna die or my life is going to be ruined, my career is going down the tubes."
>>
>Giddy Up Giddy Up Up (Buttercup)
>You Gotta Share You Gotta Care
Uh
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>>13296692
so normal duress
>>
And the first scene is done. Anybody want to read what I've got so far and let me know what they think? I can dump it in a pastebin and keep on writing.
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>>13296709
fuck off
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>>13296692
Yes.
>>13296669
Maybe you misread the original post.
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>>13296641
Pony says that it's okay. You need to forgive yourself.
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>>13296709
pastebins are da bawm, what's it about?
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>>13296715
You're the reason nobody writes for us anymore, anon.
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>>13296694
You gotta Share is actually good. And fits us since everyone hates it.
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>>13296721
Whoops, mislinked
>>13296708
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>>13296730
good
writefags are attention whores that ruin threads. fuck them.
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>>13296709
pastebin it

let us do some critique
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>>13296709
sure why not
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>>13296728
Sweetie Belle finds the Alicorn Amulet and starts using it to get revenge on Diamond Tiara for always bullying her.

Things naturally start spinning out of control as she goes too far.
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>>13296692
So Twilight and Rarity only have one mode - extreme duress?
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>>13296734
no i didn't.
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>>13296752
Sounds fun, let's see it
don't know how much my critique will be worth, though
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>>13296755
yea, they are dramacorns
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FrGMo2XPQ0Y
How do you even work that precise?
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>>13296760
So every time you see "duress" you presume that's "extreme duress."

Is that common?
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>>13296755
Chronic anxiety is basically being under duress 24/7, constant hypervigilance is really bad for you
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>>13296741
And what about any contribution at all?
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>>13296772
There's a nigga who will slice a BB in half with a samurai sword if you shoot him with a BB gun
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>>13296784
don't reply

he's gonna bait you along with the same circular arguments that he uses each time.

DON'T REPLY
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>>13296774
no, i thought you were someone else
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>>13296772
The human hand is a marvelous piece of machinery.
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>>13296772
i want a pen like this. those lines are like atom thick
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>>13296780
Yeah, elevated stress hormones like cortisone alone are pretty bad for you.

>>13296770
Maybe they just don't have middle gears or were never taught how to deal with projects in manageable ways, because people expect they work best as miracle workers who get things done in the clutch.
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I'm glad mewball keeps drawing my waifu for me
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Boop
http://pastebin.com/tLyviCjK
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>>13295605
>>13295525
>>13295529
http://i.imgur.com/peWFHS9.png
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>>13296784
drawfags actually contribute with art, quests and critique. colorfag also help out. writefags are just worthless and aren't useful at all.
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>>13296820
holy moly
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>>13296820
Excellent
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>>13296822
>Implying writefags don't actually contribute with writing, quests and critique
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>>13296792
Yeah, I saw that one. I still call bullshit on it, I do Batto myself and he would have to know where the BB will be at the right time before he even draws the sword because once he does he won't have a chance to adjust the cut.
I mean, maybe he's really just that good, but I can't see how - so I'll just assume that he tried till it worked.
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>>13296820
there's only one L in pal. Good job though
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>>13296818
>your waifu
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>>13296822
>>13296830
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>>13296822
Oh, it's you again

I thought you fuckeed of back i nthe season 2 hiatus

good to see ya, loser
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>>13296496
>Trigger Warning
lel
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>>13296820
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HUMAN PLS
PLS
I NEED IT
PLS
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFF
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>>13296820
>Pinkie touching his face with his hoof
WHOA NELLY
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>>13296840
> two highest
But how many men are in the top five and ten?
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>>13296840
IQ tests are bogus to begin with.
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>>13296820
Nice
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>>13296840
Who cares?
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>>13296415
these always make me laugh
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>>13296819
Your prose at the start felt generic, but that felt revised.

Dialogue felt like something straight from my elementary school days, so good work on that.
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>>13296830
when was the last time you've seen a "writefag" critique shit? why do you think so many old writefags do art now? no one gives half a shit about fanfiction
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>>13296808
>tfw slight tremor
My body is defect, where can I get a new one?
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>>13296840
>IQ's
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>>13296820
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>13296835
Maybe it's like the woman in Chocolate
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>>13296843
yes, mine
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>>13296843
She's your fiance
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>>13296820
OH MY GOOOOOOOSH

WHERE DO I SEND THE LOVEBUCKS?
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>>13296865
> no one gives half a shit
But Anon
If "no one" gives half a shit how does any fanfiction get written?
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>>13296866
My negro, I've had essential tremor since I was a 6 year old. Makes my hands shake so bad that I can't do things that require precise fine motor control. Makes my voice quiver too.
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>>13296877
>
>>13296880
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>>13296883
pls >>13296844
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>>13296840
You know a metric is bogus when Guinness stops keeping records of it

Also I'd like a citation
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>>13296865
You clearly did not see all the excitement earlier today when people were strumming up fanfiction ideas.
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>>13296886
how do you type?
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>>13296864
>Prose at the start felt generic
I'll take note of that and try my best to improve it.
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>>13296820

>that mess

TOP
UNF
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>>13296866
Beta blockers will make it go away, Propranolol works really well
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>>13296896
whoa, what?
Which thread, I gotta see these
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>>13296883
He's going to say that fanfiction is a waste of time and shit. He does the same arguments every single time. When enough people respond, he resorts to copypasta again and again. There is no discussion here beyond him slinging insults.
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I want to stain your mountaintops
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>>13296898
It just takes me longer because I hit the wrong keys and misclick all the time.
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>>13296890
your forged documents are worthless
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>>13296866
my left eyelid was trembling all day for 2 days
>>
Arise.
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>>13296927
Thats an early sign of latent homosexuality.
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>>13296903
It helps if you vary narration among the senses. if Sweetie Belle is running along the edge of the yard, wouldn't the air be filled with the SOUND of the fillies and colts playing?

As it is you're only describing position and time, not really sight, sound, smell or anything tactile.
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>>13296840
How adorable~
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>all this unf
Really gay
Should I continue it?
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>>13296896
to "prove" me wrong
if it wasn't for that, no one would care

>>13296883
IN HERE
no one gives a shit about fanfiction IN HERE.
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>>13296886
It's not as bad when everyone leaves me alone and it's a task I'm confident with -though people still claim that my hands are shaking then-, I just have to be a bit more careful.

But if I'm excited it's not even just the hands but my whole arms are slightly shaking it's fucking impossible to not look like a Parkinson ridden doter on a date
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>>13296657
Huh.
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>>13296946
sure
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>>13296906
Never tried it so far but it's not like that would be a constant solution anyway.
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>>13296940
That will actually help a lot, thanks.

I never even thought about that.
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>>13296915
one or 2 threads back from this one.

We also started layingthe groundwork for a neato lunaquest.
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>>13296937
you're trying to cheat me again. I wouldn't mind being gay if i was gay, but i'm not gay so i'm not gay
>>
Your favorite pony had sex before
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>>13296927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blepharospasm

that's not good
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why aren't you experimenting
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>>13296946
it not gay when it's r63'd best waifu
I mean jeez
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>>13296977
Applebloom is too little for that!
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>>13296946
YES
HOLY SHIT YES
THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH GAY
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>>13296946
where else can you go from here
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>>13296975
Do you get enough sleep? Could be a sign of stress or sleep deprivation, if it's not that go to a fucking Doctor.
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>>13296977
...good for her?
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>>13296988
Not in this day and age!
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>>13296980
Because I'm too busy rigging a poll.
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>>13296993
You didn't
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http://i.imgur.com/ify89mo.png
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Y'ALL STILL FAGGOTS
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>>13296980
Because I'm an engineer, Dotty
Experimenting costs money
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>>13296975
>Latent
Google it buddy, thank me later.
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>>13296631
So would she be like an angel or something
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>>13296992
On the day in question, i slept 3 hours, and the day afterwards, 7
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[lemon] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
music embedded
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>>13297007
>lady

It has a dick, silly. That's no lady.
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>>13296952
Yeeah, when people point it out I get really self conscious and it gets so much worse. I've had lifelong chronic treatment-resistant anxiety so that aggravates it. I went to a neurologist because I was worried I had Parkinsons.
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>>13296980
Because I suck at sound design right now and are learning to get better at it by reading a book
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>>13296995
She hasn't even hit puberty man!
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>>13297007
>Anon horse
>That shitty old /b/ anon face
It's disgusting
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>>13297012
More like blatant!
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Damnit rainbow adsh
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>>13296946
Things must continue

TO ORAL
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>>13297029
I blame Facebook
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>>13297022
Just because she's a LADY doesn't mean she doesn't have a dick, DD.
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>>13296980
experimenting is scary
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>>13297005
Yes I have.
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>>13296946
No.
Please no.
Stop.
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>>13297035
ICEBURN!!!!!!!
#REKT
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>>13297036
why is there a creeper ther
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>>13297013
Yeah!
Cool!
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>>13297051
...good for you?
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>>13297036
Wasting color ink?

How many mili-Hitlers is that?
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>>13297013
Well, I guess if you wanted
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>you will never give pony belly rubs from the inside
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>>13296980
I don't have any talents or skills that could be called for experimenting.
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>>13297036
Dane Robbash
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>>13297024
>>when people point it out I get really self conscious and it gets so much worse
>that feel
I can play guitar just fine, even advanced stuff, but as soon as someone who knows me joins and asks how I can do that with my tremor it's over.
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>>13296978

>Blepharospasm
>not normal harmless myokymia

fucking pleb
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>>13297030
With rare exceptions, that will always be anon.
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If MLPG is so mad gay why haven't you sucked a dick?

Why haven't you sucked mine?
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>>13297036
Now is not the time to photocopy your butt
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>>13296377
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>>13297063
That's why god gave me two fists.
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>>13296980
NEVER be creative!
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>>13297063
woah now
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>>13297063
>not wanting to rub the belly from the outside while another anon is inside it.
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>>13297072
I only suck my own dick in my dreams
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>>13297072
AppleDan pls

I would if I knew where you were.
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>>13297060
1500.

>>13297045
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lady?s=t
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/woman?s=t
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>>13297068
>Are you nervous, you're shaking
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>>13297012
i don't care. A gay guy flirted with me at the bus stop a few weeks ago, and someone also asked me if i was gay.
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>>13296816
Nibs take a while to get used to, not to mention you need good paper too, but she's using the side of a spoon nib
http://www.jetpens.com/Tachikawa-Comic-Pen-Nib-Spoon-Model-Chrome-Plated-Pack-of-3/pd/9445
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>>13297106
>"Thanks mate, now I am."
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I want to rub my finger on pony's canines.
And also Winona.
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>you will never return to your office the day after labor day and hear a crunch as you step inside and turn on the lights
>you will never look down to see that you stepped on a piece of paper which was slid under your door probably after you left on Friday
>you will never pick up the paper and see that it's a photo-copied printout of Rainbow Dash's ponut
>you will never immediately call Rainbow to your office and give her a raise
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would you sacrifice yourself to become a martyr and ascend to Equestria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndIpj97PA08
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>>13297107
What did you tell them?
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>>13297098
>the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to women; womanliness.

So how does that prevent her from having a dick?
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>>13297114
what if pony likes your canines
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>tfw no pony drossel
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>>13297130
Because that's an adjective form, not a noun form. It can be womanly, but not a woman.
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>>13296612
fine jeeze

WE'RE BROTHERS
WE'RE HAPPY AND WE'RE SINGING
AND WE'RE COLORED

GIMME A HIGH FIVE
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>>13297087
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>>13297135
Can pony take the canine?
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>>13297135
Bit her leg off?
What else can you do with them?
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>>13297114
>>13297135
what if you and pony rubbed tongues over each others canines
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>>13297135
would she mind if I bit her a little?
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>>13297141
>adjective form

Noun
5. the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to women; womanliness.

Wow, do you even read your own link?
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>>13297135
I want pony to lick my erect penis and tickle the head with the tip of her tongue
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>>13297075
>Rumble wanting to do filly stuff

UNF
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>>13297129
>Do you like guys
No, sorry
>Are you gay? I wouldn't care if you were
No....
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>>13297155
pony wants to feel your canines
with her tongue
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>>13297173
But.....you lied to them, why?
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blehh

ill take a request
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>>13297177
Bite her tongue off?
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>>13297187
draw sassaflash
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>>13297187
crossdressing pony
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>>13297161
Why do we not have art of this.

What are you doing, drawfags.
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>>13297187
CMC playing with 12 year old mewanon
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>>13297187
Something gay
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>>13297187
Rumble crossdressing
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>>13297187
sweetcream scoops kissing lyra
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>>13297195
*grabs you by the throat*
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>>13297178
I don't see any crossdressing in this pic.
>>13297187
Draw a proper pony crossdressing and show this fellow how it's done.
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>>13297173
>tfw I bet my family is going to ask if I'm gay soon
>Don't know if I should lie to them
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>>13297177
>>13297135
Belopheron Plz.

I know that's you.
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>>13297178
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>>13297187

A PONY DOING PONY LIKE THINGS
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>>13297178
And then I'd hit on you.

With my fists.
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>>13297187
THIS >>13297139
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>>13297212
>le fa comment

This is annoying by now.
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>>13297185
i don't think i lied. Any uncertainty is just because i talk timidly
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>>13297220
DAMMIT
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>>13297166
Fine, I misspoke. Not an adjective form, but an attribute noun, similar to 'fastidiousness' or 'sharpness'.
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>>13297226
snack the crunch off
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>>13297228
Ok fine, if your not gay, who is your favorite pony and why?
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>>13297199
but his OC is crossdressing pony
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>>13297187
CMC sneaking up on MewAnon while he's sleeping and pulling down his trousers (bum exposed) to try and see what his cutie mark is.
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>>13297226
BACK THE FUCK OFF?
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>>13297224
>Being a gaybasher
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>>13297237
then he should draw someone else's oc crossdressing with his oc
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>>13297144
I suddenly want to see them with afros
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>>13297178
Me to, I would want my first to be from mlpg.

I'm still a virgin ;_;
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>>13297187

Human FS embarrassed at the beach because her bush is poking around her bikini
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>>13297230
Now go groom yourself.
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>>13297231
And Rarity's attribute is all woman. Don't be intimidated by her dick.
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>>13297217
>son, why don't you have a nice girlfriend?
>are you gay? you can tell us. we wouldn't judge you or anything
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>>13297249
he should draw rediv pony giving his pony a makeover!
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>>13296484
>Not carrying 300 pigeons
When it comes time to use them, you'll know.
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>>13297187
piinkie futa frottage
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>>13297255
>mewball
>humans

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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This pony just kicked you in the dick. What do you do?
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Horsebando
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>>13297253
I don't think that's a good idea
It sounds like we're all disgusting or have telephone poles for cocks
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>just rewatched that episode with granny smith and applebloom making jam

hnggg my heart.
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>>13297169
Like a salt lick?
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>>13297149
Please Celestia, I'm trying to fall asleep here. Get off my chest and cuddle with me instead
>>
Let's Fly to the Castle~
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>>13297249
>Jailbait's futa cock mare
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>>13297267
that's pretty cute but I'm bored of rediv pony
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>>13297253
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>>13297291

GETTING MY JOLLIES
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>>13297305
>your wings will never be pretty
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>>13297295
I'd suck his cock
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>>13297266
People stopped asking me if I had a girlfriend at family gatherings when I was 15 or so when it became clear that I was beyond help, it's kind of a relief.
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>>13297265
Well, if nothing else you can tell people you're a master of inferring unintended meanings.
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>>13297293
Kick her in the tits, shit herts
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>>13297314
No, you'd wait for me to finish, then get the last 2 shots.
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>>13297178
Despite me being an unsavory creature and the looming fear of going insane due to 20 and a half years of virginity making me unable to give the dick, I am not THAT desperate.
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>>13297236
I dunno
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>>13297306
is ded and hats us too
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>>13297318
If they dont understand that there are more important things in life, they are fucktards anyway who probably live in a trailer.
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>>13297332
>me being an unsavory creature

Take what you can get.
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>>13297337
Your indecisiveness is without a doubt linked to your gender confusion.
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>>13297331
>2 shots

Fine just take them all, Hitler.
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>>13297288
my nigga. I was hoping someone would get the joke.
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>>13297318
I'm way way past that age and they still won't shut up.
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>>13297357
>Telling me something i already knew
i already knew you would do this
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>Rarity
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>>13297372
...what is it about hyper futa horsecocks that make me want to play with them?
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>there will never be a fapfic where femanon is forced to give Luna her first blowjob after 1,000 years of chastity on the moon
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>>13297383
Duh. It was subtle, but still noticable
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>>13297383
she seems a little smaller than she looked in the end of MMC
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>>13297376
Your Precognitive ability has without a doubt been developed by your psyche in order to help you deal with your gayness.
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>>13297394
Has anybody written a 63 fic about Luna yet?
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>>13297369
They feel sorry for me all the time and talk to me like I'm a little kid with cancer, I almost prefer being pestered about my relationship status.
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>>13297394
>Mentions the word blowjob
>She explodes all over the room
>1000 years of edging
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>>13297376
also, i'm not gay
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>>13297354
My lack of self-esteem, my paranoia and my acuity in the art of spaghettimancy led me to never really bother trying. I've isolated myself for so long, I've gotten used to it.
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>>13297390
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>>13297393
I have no idea, but I feel the same way
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>>13297407
I want a premature ejactulatory Luna.
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>>13297383
>they ruined the golden rectangle

MOTHER
FUCKS
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>>13297298
does semen really taste like salt, mine smells like bleach
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>>13297394
So, r63 luna comes back, finds a kindred soul in femanon and they bond over being out of place in the world. they want to be lonely, together.
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>>13297406
i hate that special stuff. I can't be friends with you if you're going to be like this
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>>13297383
why ;_;

WHY WHY WHY;_________;

FUCK THIS SHIT, WHY ;_;
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>>13297407
the moon was originally all dark grey. the lighter parts only appeared after luna was there
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I really hate the fast one
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>>13297408
Too late anon, you ssaid you were, cat out of the bag.
Embrace it The D i mean.
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>>13297427
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>>13293840
>>13294045
>>13294050
Sorry I haven't been around lately to discuss this, I've had a few things going on, such as my final semester at university. I have... a lot of planning and work to do, and I haven't been in much of a mindset or timespan to produce as of late, though that may change in due time.

What did you have in mind?
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>>13297428
it varies based on your diet
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>>13297406
I don't know why they just can't let it be. I already told them a thousand times that I hate this conversation and definitely won't grab the next girl that looks at me just to make them shut up but they keep bringing that topic up every single fucking day.
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>>13297427
What the hell is that?
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>>13297400
i'm running away from something, that's for sure
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>>13297445
when did i even say that?
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>>13297451
talk here
http://mlpg.co/ot/res/186.html
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>>13297177
oh my...
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>>13297428
Mine doesn't smell

At least not usually, if I go a day or two and don't drink as much as usual, it comes out REALLY THICK AND MUSKY

And the smell is hard to get off
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>>13297460
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_rectangle

tl;dr: Keeping thins in a certain ratio to make them as ascetically pleasing as possible.
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>>13297472
Why wont you just admit it!?
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>>13297448
>See Anon? I'm perfect!
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>>13297383
I seriously don't know why you guys get so upset about that tiny difference. Yeah, it wasn't necessary, but it's also completely irrelevant.
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>>13297460
And rectangle with sides a and b such that
(a+b)/a = a/b
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>>13297457
Start drinking, it's the only way I can stand family gatherings
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>>13297485
>>13297427
Golden rectangle is bullshit anyway. I can guarantee there's prettier ratio's out there.
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>>13297490
>using math to cheat
Worst horse.
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>>13297488
nah, it's a lie
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>>13297490
But every part being measure is at an angle, wouldn't you need her to be standing straight up and facing directly to the left to actually suggest this?
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>>13297492
I'm not upset about it, I'm excited to see her friends with the same body type soon.
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>>13297199
>>13297204
>>13297214
>>13297237
so...should i draw my oc or do you want a different pony
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>>13297394
>give Luna her first blowjob
>give Luna [..] blowjob
She doesn't have a dick, Anon.
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>>13297481
My cum is always really thick, almost chunky, I thought everyone's was like that.
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>>13297518
Mewanon confusing your OC for the slutty mare
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>>13297518
this guy
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>>13297522
Hush now, quiet now. It's time to lay your sleepy head.
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>>13297495
Might as well do that, yeah.
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>>13297522
futa or r63

your call really
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>>13297518
RUMBLE DAMMIT
with a drunk cloudchaser egging him on.
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>>13297518
I like your OC and it fits, why not?
It's clearly fate
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>>13297522
I want a pony to give me my first blowjob and then make her gag on my unnecessarily large loads
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>>13297522
This isn't the place for us, Anon. Come to /co/ with me and wait out the Hurrigayne.
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>>13297204
>
>>13297518

Draw the gayest pony.
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I read this and thought of you guys.
http://exhentai.org/g/625402/115e86d479/
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>>13297555
Is -- is that a dog?
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>>13297538
I can function semi-normally if I'm buzzed, I didn't get the appeal of drinking until I turned 21 and could do it consistently.
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>>13297560
>crying panda
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>>13297560
We've seen it.
Centaurs are pretty fucking hot.
But why so few satyrs?
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>>13297550
/co/ is just as gay, though.
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>>13297560
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>>13297574
/co/ is more loli. Don't tell them i said that though
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>>13297544
>drunk Cloudchaser whispering in Rumble's ear about how horny she is and how hard she's gonna make him cum, gently rubbing him with a hoof while he blushes beet red
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>>13297590
cute pon
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MT has a big dumb face.
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>>13297589
> drunk girl whispering in your ear how horny she is
That is
THE BEST
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>>13297571
get an addon that lets you edit your cookies, log in to e-hentai, change all instances of e-hentai to exhentai and bam, no more sad panda
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I am just going to leave this here.
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>>13297602
anon has a big dumb butt
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>>13297613
I just log into e-hentai and somehow the cookies transfer over okay
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>>13297589
UNF
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>>13297608
>tfw not even drunk chicks want to talk to you
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>>13297589
oh my
oh geez
oh god
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>>13297613
>log in
ah fuck it then
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>>13297625
never worked for me, used to have the exhentai addon for firefox, but nightly broke it ages ago apparently
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>>13297589
here i gooo
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>>13297572
Oh. If I had known that I'd have posted something else.
It's been kind of a dry week for beast doujins and I don't want to start posting non-beast stuff because I don't think anyone would like it.

And Japs don't like satyrs.
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>>13297590
too asymmetrical
same criticism goes for that pank bj too
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>>13297647
> Japs don't like satyrs
FUCK
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>>13297640
all the best pornography is login restricted, anon
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>>13297619
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>>13297645
sorry dotkwa, but your work really isn't unf worthy
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>>13297647
Beast is really popular in Japan because they don't have to censor it due to their weird porn laws. It's all dog stuff as far as I know, no man on mare stuff.
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>>13297652
where
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>>13297641
I just use cookie manager.
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>>13297653
Do you like satyrs?

http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/31/415343.jpg
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>>13297656
nope
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>>13297647
>And Japs don't like satyrs.
what the fuck, you'd think kawaii shit like this would be right up their alley.
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>>13297629
It's, well, a mixed bag.
Once I had a girl take me home after we were good and drunk but it didn't go anywhere
I ate her out a bit and then promptly vomited red wine ALL OVER her bathroom
I was as close to blackout drunk as I've ever been, and now I wish I had a total memory wipe
She was still pretty hot and thick but not super-fat, it was great, just the rest of the night was a clusterfuck

Just be careful of women who are TOTALLY on the prowl, it might not end with the fuckerings
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>>13297670
derpibooru
search pinkie pie, explicit
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>>13297602
I would an MT

I'm not just saying that, I really mean it.
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>>13297013
>>13296494
Those red outlines are absolutely obliterating my eyes and giving me a headache
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>>13297674
Part of me thinks "ugh, horse vag"
The rest thinks "AWESOME, winking cunt AND I can reach around and knead those amazing breasts and pull her hair and bite her neck like a normal human!"
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>>13297669
>no man on mare stuff.

Are you kidding me? Where were you when I posted this
http://exhentai.org/g/615682/9b7f0a3d49/
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>>13297674
>Luna satyr
Please no, it gets hard to resist
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>>13297695

Ah
I can kinda see what you're gettin' at, having the far eye bigger than the close one isn't too asthetically pleasing in most cases.

Except for Discord.
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>>13297662
baw, nevermind

>>13297695
or just artist:dotkwa
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>>13297712
> still not translated
WHEREFORE
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>>13297707
why not bite a pony's neck
they'd probably like it
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>>13297674
I am genuinely upset at this artist.
>>
Didn't know i would ever, ever NEed~
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>>13297702
Yeah, it looks like watching a 3D movie without the glasses or some shit like that. Simply hurts my eyes
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>>13297720
>Luna satyr

Looks at the eyes.
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>>13297735
>>13297702
huehuehuehue
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>>13297725
It's probably not going to get translated for a long ass time.
Beast stuff is rarely ever translated. The original Horsholic still doesn't have any English translations to my knowledge.
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>>13297712
>go to a random page
>horse is actually winking
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>>13297707
Mares can wink as hard a blood pressure cuff, imagine how tight a mini mare would be. I couldn't last more than a few minutes, the ultra-tightness combined with the warmth, winking, and sopping wetness would be merciless.
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>>13297723

Nah dude, give it a shot.
I like seeing you experiment and improve, cause i see a ton of potential with you and each piece is neat. Go for it.
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>>13297745
>NMM
... that makes it even harder
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>>13297729
Yes, certainment
But I know where and how hard to bite in human women
But I have actually had fantasies about knickering Twilight's neck as I plunge a finger or two inside her, pressing against her clitoral cuff in ways she scarcely could have imagined before
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>>13297754
I'd be okay with that
It's delicious enough when a human woman cums while I'm inside her
>>
>wwinks at thread
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>>13297656
why do people put up with having to create account and login to ehentai?
everything there comes from somewhere else anyone
creating an account on a forum just to download hentai comics, this isn't 2003
>>
>almost finish something
>someone draws a quick sketch over to point out a problem
>it looks a million times better
>have to redo it
blarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>pinkie pie will never wink at you
>she'll never say "peekaboo!" every time she winks
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>>13297589
>she gently dabs at the tip of his aching cock and pulls away a string of pre, showing it off to him and then sucking it off her hoof slowly
>she drags her tongue down his belly, slowing as she comes closer to his manhood, making him gasp and shudder
>>
Pony just winked herself into an orgasm
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>>13297780
Where's your friend?
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>>13297778
stop making me sad
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>>13297784
why is creating an account such a big deal?

it takes like two minutes and if you use one of mailinator's alternate domains there's no problems
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>>13297794
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>>13297802
> her aim is a little shaky and uncertain as she's so drunk
> But so ... earnest
>>
Yo babbies
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>>13297817
Well, to be fair it's not because I'm inside her
Some women really only cum clitorally
It's okay, Anon, there's some girl on OkCupid for you
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>>13297589
>tfw you actually have a sexual encounter with a pony and you're so horny that you bust the second they touch you
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>>13297837
yo MT
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>>13297837
What's up, MighTy?
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>>13297837
yo
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>>13297837
MT

I would drop massive spaghetti if I met you.
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>>13297723
what
no
don't let one anon dissuade you
go for it
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>>13297841
don't worry they probably expected that being a horse and all
>>
I actually don't like pony sex that much, the idea of getting blown by a pony is much more appealing to me
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>>13297847
Cosmo I write you I call you I knock on your door and you still don't talk to me. Why Cosmo, I just want to ask you something.
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>>13297802
>>13297829
yes
yes
perfect
please, go on
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>>13297875
>you will never give anon a pony blowjob
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>>13297784
Because almost all of it comes from incomprehensible moonrune websites or physical retail in other countries or something
Using exhentai for western stuff is pointless
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>>13297839
I just can't help but think...what the fuck. What's the point of vaginal even if it hardly does anything for the recipient.
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>>13297875
>I don't like pony sex, pony sex is much more appealing to me

what
>>
so are we done shitposting our contributors tonight?
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>>13297841
> implying that isn't according to keikau
They've heard that human men can take minutes or even -gasp- half an hour to orgasm again
They've heard the stories about humans and their insatiable appetite and ss-s-stamina
They want to ensure Anon lasts a while
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>>13297892
You're not a contributor, BCS
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>>13297890
>What's the point of vaginal even
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>>13297890
It "does something" for almost all women, it just that for some it doesn't get them close enough to orgasm to, well, orgasm
But there's almost nothing in the world like getting a blended orgasm with someone else filling you, either with their organ or a toy or strapon
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>>13297898
this confuses me
I don't like it
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>>13297898
>human shoulder
fuck off
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>>13297902

>everyone I don't like is BCS
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>>13297829
>as her tongue reaches the base of his shaft, she starts to fondle and very gently squeeze his swollen sack, kneading it with both hooves while her tongue dances languidly around Rumble's throbbing erection, paying special attention to the sensitive spot on the underside of his head
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>>13297880
> her breath is so hot and almost ... woody?
> she smells like such wonderful scotch
> sweet and buttery as she kisses the corner of Rumble's mouth, one bang brushing past his ear
> it's almost as intoxicating as the hooftip which is circling his belly, fetlock just barely brushing at his manhood
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>>13297939
Shut up, BCS
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>>13297785
Most of the times it just kills all my motivation to finish it. I mean, I'm grateful for people trying to help me and show me whats wrong and I normally take that advice for the next picture I draw, but seeing someone crank out the 'same' picture ten times better in a few minutes is demotivating as hell
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>>13297924
> it just that for some it doesn't get them close enough to orgasm
>for some
you mean many
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>>13297935
never
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>>13297962
It's something like 70% of all women can't cum from penetration alone
"Some" is highly variable
Sorry to upset you
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>>13297953
>>13297957
yes
YES
MORE
MORE POWER
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>>13297958

>everyone I don't like is BCS
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>>13297890
Anal doesn't make most guys cum
It's still fun
Having someone pound you is worth it even if you have to jerk yourself off a little to cum

Sex is more about intimacy than sensations
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>>13297996
Shut up BCS
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>>13297993
hoh my unf theres a lot of power in dat ass
star power
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>>13297935
sorry, anon, shoulders are canon; it's been proven multiple times
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>>13297898
Why do I love him so much?
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>>13297992
Which leads to the same question; what the fuck is the point and why the hell is it like this.
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>>13298003
It's also true that being that intimate, the weight, the full sensation, the heat, their hands all over, what they say, how they approach it makes any blended orgasm pretty amazing
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>>13298003
>guys
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>>13298003
>Sex is more about intimacy than sensations
the heat, touch and sounds coming from another person drive me wild enough
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being fugged feels good as fug
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>>13297953
>ball play

My nigga, so few fics have it and it feels incredible
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>>13298034
I'm just trying to share my insight, Anon
I've never been with a girl
They're gross
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>>13298018
There is no correlation between fertility and sexual pleasure

There is however some correlation between sexual satisfaction and pair-bonding

This means a weak evolutionary pressure for a woman to orgasm consistently from penetration alone, and perhaps a stronger one for finding a mate able to pleasure her in other ways
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>>13297877
I drink way too much to care about you or anyone else, and NTSTS wants me to think about atoms and shit to really experience the universe. His dick feel really good when we go at that.
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>>13298034
I've had women who came from anal alone
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>>13298050
don't do that
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>pinkie pie writes snack advice
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>>13298003
Intimacy makes me uncomfortable, I want to get a mare because the sensation is superior to a human and I can fuck her whenever I want
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More Cards Against Humanity when?
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>>13298065
that shits weird, yo
>>
hats
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>>13298063
Pinkie doesn't use toothpaste for party snacks you doofus
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>>13298065
I think you're better off with just getting a hooker then, Anon
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>>13298074

Wait
what
were we playing it
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>>13298074
>Cards Against Humanity
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>"Oh joy, another specie for me to fuck!"
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>>13298065

>I can fuck her whenever I want
>HEADLINE: Man Trampled Whilst Raping a Horse!
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>>13298057
Do what? Think about NTSTS pounding my ass?
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>>13298077
sounds good to me
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>>13298095
Stop that
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>>13298086

Yesterday
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>>13298074
shit motherfucker hold on gimme a few minutes i gotta shower
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protip: don't fuck horses
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>>13298081
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>>13298082
I'm too nervous, I actually ride horses and I want to own some land and a mare out in the country, so I can go on leisurely rides with her and then hitch her to a tree and fuck like animals
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>>13298109

Oh man, I wanna play.
The last time i played was at unicon with stephan andrews
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>>13298121
A horse will kick you hard enough to pulverize your organs and bones if agitated
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>>13298081
What if Pinkie's big secret is that she's actually a really malicious practical joker and loves to feed people treats and sweets which are actually inedible things in disguise
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>>13298090
CELESTIA
SAVE ME
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>>13298123
what the fuck is that
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>>13298074
Will there be Skype again?
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>>13298125
Yeah no you actually need a girlfriend
Or a therapist first
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>>13298138
Japanese candy kit
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>>13298123
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlpRBLkgcBo
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>>13298090

Just a single specie?
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So anon... you probably heard Iron Maiden is touring and uh, I got t-two tickets and I was wondering ifyou'dliketogowithmeplease?
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when was the last time you cleaned for smegma
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>>13298155
How many fucking times is the Doctor going to 'finish off' the Daleks?
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>>13298148
>>13298148
I've been going to therapy for more than a decade, I just want to make love to my mare in peace and quiet
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>>13298090
> "Specie"
> not "Species"
> You realize all too quickly she means "specimen", one she'll test in all manner of ways to feel out her pleasure
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>>13298121
fuck a cartoon pony instead
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>>13298155
I don't like what this did to my youtube
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>>13298004

>everyone I don't like is BCS
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>>13298167

sorry yellow horse i already bought tickets for koan sound
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hey man its your call

just do me a kindness and let me know what state you live in so i can at least read the hilarious obituary
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>>13298164
look when you're the size of a horse you can't easily fuck all the bloody little single-celled organisms that you see everyday
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>>13298167
I'd love to go
I hate Iron Maiden though
I hope she genuinely likes them and isn't just taking a stab at what I'd like
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>>13298182

Ross please
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>>13298168
>thinly veiled attempt to ignited cut v uncut arguments

I'll have you know that I haven't touched my penis in over a week because it got all sore from jerking off too much, night threads make me want to cum bad, but I have to resist
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>>13298167
But Fluttershy
My tinnitus is terrible
I'll seriously have to put in earplugs for a $100 concert
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>>13298186
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>>13298155
>>13298138
Not the exact video, but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr-qewC-4gY
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>>13298128

That's not true, but it will fuck you up.
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>>13298169
unf
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>>13298168
13 years ago
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>>13297038
>>13296991
>>13296989
>>13296984
>>13296958
http://i.imgur.com/ac6PJDq.png
Oral will be for tomorrow.
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Seriously, someone tell sentenal to stop asking me to say what underwear I use.
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What should we design the Counter Twilight robots with in the event that she goes rogue of course?
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>>13298167
this kills the heart
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>>13298167
I'd take her to a music festival and smoke pot and take mescaline together, then watch the sun set and the stars come out while we hold hands
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i can't write dialogue
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>>13298203
>pink pone will never be there to cheer you up when you're sad
>no one will ever be there for you
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>>13298217
hnnnng that's a cute pinkie
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>>13298217
I love you lemon

Do you have a tumblr?
With a donate button?
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>One great Zebra/Human threesome pic
>Think it's gonna be the start of GG drawing great new stuff
>Then nothing
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>>13298195

I'm not Ross either you dingaling

guess again
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>>13298217
Unf
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>>13298233
Would Pinkie Pie do sexual things just to make other people happy?
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>>13298140
>>13298220
Alright, you've had your fun. Move on.
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>>13298232
A++
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>>13298167
But I had these Mountain Goats tickets and I thought maybe you would want to go with me.
I guess I'll ask Twilight.
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>>13298233
>pinkie pie hugs you while you sleep and dissappears the moment you wake
>she continues to do this in hopes of making you feel better long after you've forgotten all about mlp
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>>13298239
what
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>>13298217
THIS IS 100% MY FETISH
PLSSSSSSS DO MORE
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>>13298247

You're either Ross or BCS

there is no other option
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>>13298232
UNF
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>>13298232
meh
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>>13298250
Why does it always have to be sexual with you guys?
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>>13298217
Whoah
That's pretty good
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>>13298232
It works great for a drunk mare that's lost all subtlety, Dotty
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>>13298232
okay
okay
now
draw drunk Flitter joining in also
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>>13298199
I tried but the bubble berry tf story from earlier broke me
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>>13298258
I want to take Twilight to a stargazing party
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>>13298245
Give him time
He got a little burnt out on Mti and Mua, but I'm sure he'll do more.
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>>13297957
teasing like this is way too hot
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>>13298232
fuck
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>>13298233
Thanks for reminding me
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>>13298280
>traumatizing the poor colt
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>>13298232
I'd like it more if she was less needy looking and more overbearing
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>>13298258

O-oh...

I would anon, but I can't waste these tickets. I saved up f-for a while for them...*sniff*..

see you later...
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>>13298245
I wish stallion/femanon saturdays really would become a thing. Or every day.
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>>13298232
> you wanna /ss/
YyyyyUESSSS
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>>13298291
wait, whats different from the first one?
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>tfw MLPG only cares about sexual things
Well no wonder no one ever notices my stuff. I don't even want to draw porn though. I should probably just leave.
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>>13298289
I have been party to this
By the end of teasing she sometimes jumps me
Like literally, roll-me-over and mount me
One time it went up against her pubic bone
I got pity blowjobs for a week
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>>13298251
Seriously, sentenal is so fucking retarded. How do you put up with him every day?
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>>13298299
>males can be raped by females
ahahahahahah no such thing.
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>>13298270
It's an honest question, she obviously wants to make people happy, but how far would she go? Stopping every 10 minutes to please a lonely looking stallion? Gently sucking off a nervous colt while telling him that it's OK to feel nervous, and to just relax and let his body do the work?
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>>13298262
I thought Ross fucked off to draw the sanics and the mogamen.
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>>13298335
0/10
You ain't starting shit.
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>>13298305
I'll go with you
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>>13298309
I forgot to put in the word "now"
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>>13298327
I don't post porn here and they're usually fine with it, just keep trying as long as it doesn't wear you down too much
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>>13298327
because that's how shit works, bitch
adapt or get ignored.
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>>13298327
what do you have against making smut?

there ARE things that are nonsexual that get our attention, but lewd is way more popular
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>>13298327
Just say "hey guys, I made a thing"

I always respond to those. I'm not here for lewd at all.
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>>13298262

I am neither Ross nor BCS.
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>>13298340

No, he came back after realized we're literally the only people who pay attention to his art that aren't creepy fatfurs.
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>>13298327
We like non-porn art too
Don't be discouraged
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>>13298243
http://lemon-scentpony.tumblr.com/
http://lemonscentpony-r34.tumblr.com/
I dont know how to make a donation button. I dont even have a credit card.
>implying my work is worth donation.
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>>13298327
this bait is old and stale
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>>13298359

What's it like not existing?
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>>13298332
Probably by ignoring him like every sane person should.
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>>13298332
You're worse.
You don't keep an archive of things I like and all you do is shitpost about someone who's easily tolerable.
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>>13298340
Ross came back a few days ago, and shot down my fetish
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>>13298327
I haven't had a heart attack today. Was it good? Are you a good artist.
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>>13298332
I have this ability to ignore things that bother me for the most part, and generally avoided him wherever possible. Until, lately of course.
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>>13298305
If it means that much to you I'll go with you.
I can listen to The Mountain Goats anytime, and I don't want you to miss out on seeing your favorite band just because of me.
I'm sure we'll have a great time together.
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>>13298327

People loved that pinkie sleepover quest when it was clean. Some people were even for keeping it entirely clean.

If you can make cute ponies people will enjoy it.
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>>13298348
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I want to see Twilight doing high level illusions in S4

Like how Luna could make herself look like nightmare moon, and make her guards look like bats.
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>>13298289
She's a vicious tease, she'll do that for an hour or more, drinking in his desperation and frustration, coaxing him into earth-shattering orgasms that make him shudder, grunt, and moan involuntarily
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>You have a moment to blink before Pinkie gasps, eyes lighting up as she dashes to you and begins tugging on your sleeve in excitement.
>Her smile gets even bigger as she wraps you up in a tight hug, pinning your arms to your sides and causing you to drop your fork with a clatter.
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>>13298327
Majority vote.
If it isn't lewd, then go fuck off somewhere else.
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>>13298372
You need Paypal. Not sure how to set one up, but you can probably find some guide with google.
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>>13298372
Oh wow i didn't realize lemon came here, I love your stuff!
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>>13298327
That's not true though, normally I prefer cute or funny or romantic stuff over lewd.
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>>13298390
Why did he even want to bother you so much anyway?
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>>13298407
>make her guards look like bats.
They are bats
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>>13298401
>when it was clean

it started dirty though
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>>13298407
>make her guards look like bats.
subtle bait
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>>13298327
i dont draw porn and i get called a popularfag on the daily
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>>13298337
>Gently sucking off a nervous colt while telling him that it's OK to feel nervous

Pinkie, that's rape, that's not ok
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>>13298386
oh, I was looking for you

I wrote this because of how hard you got slammed http://pastebin.com/prUyySqN

I started writing a second part but it was shit so I dropped it
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>>13298430
no it didn't

It was pank sending boxes and then coming over for a nice friendly get together
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>>13298404
I'd hang out with Fluttershy.
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>>13298438

you should draw provocative things
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>>13298401
>>13298430
But
Pinkie Sleepover Quest is great whether you stop before the porn or after the porn
Part six WHEN
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>>13297957
>her lips press against his, her tongue forcing its way into his mouth
>he can taste the alcohol on her
>feel her body burning hot against his
>he doesn't want to want it...
>but he does
>he wants it so bad
>one hoof comes to rest on the back of her head as he returns the kiss, entwining his tongue with hers
>"Mmm~" she hums with a giggle, feeling him throb against her hoof
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>>13298451
Yes it did.
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>>13298451
>no it didn't

We sent her dildos and got back cum-stained letters.
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>>13298438
I assume you're sexually attracted to Lyra and regularly masturbate to fantasies about her, right?
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Who wouldn't want a blowjob from a cutie like me!
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Anybody up for Cards Against Humanity?
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>>13298461
Never.
Brae pulled a Jr.
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>>13298372
You're drawing stuff that I like, so in my book you DO deserve a donation.
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>>13298464
YESSS
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>>13298475
no
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>>13298428
I dont even know or care to find out. It's no longer important though, so now we can pone and have fun.
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>>13298448
Saw it the other day

It has movement, could go places. I feel like you wasted a perfectly good chance though with the distinct lack of tongue play in the act of swallowing. Not a bad start.
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>>13298473
I wouldn't
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>>13298475

ME
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>>13298461
hopefully never
i'm sick and tired of you faggots asking for it
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>>13298378

Well, it sort of sucks... I don't like it, sir. Not one bit.
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>>13298413
the majority can go fuck itself
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>>13298475
What is this even.
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>>13298430

It had a hint pinkie was hot for anon yeah, but it was still clean and cute. It wasn't explicit or anything.

>>13298451
>>13298471
It was still not really sexually based though, which is the point.
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>>13298479
But the Tumblr says --

http://braeburned.com/
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>>13298428
because "projects!"
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>>13298473
>she scrapes you with her teeth constantly, sucks painfully hard, and makes exaggerating slurping and gagging sounds while going as fast as possible
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>>13298404
What time should I meet you?
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>>13298475
Just set a room up, people are more likely to go if you have it ready instead of asking
you know this
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>>13298438
circlejerking all day doesn't halp, retard
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>>13298501
Game is "Pone's Game"
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp

Password is boop
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>>13298491
Why do you dislike him so much anyway?
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>>13298438
>i dont draw porn

[X] LIE
-Present Evidence
http://derpibooru.org/170287?scope=scpea3abce4087df68b2f37c65edfeb4a1965f403256
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>>13298461
http://askbraeburned.tumblr.com/post/60114230701/hello-has-the-major-artistic-dry-spell-caught-up-or-is
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>>13298504

Really? I think it'd be nice to get rid of all the burden that comes with existing.
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>>13298473
but
but I just want to chill
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>>13298506
It's pretty easy to pick up when you see it.
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>>13298475
HE'LL YEAH
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>>13298514
Fluttershy = best blowjobs

Going slow and paying attention to what your partner likes the most is the number one aspect of giving a good blowjob
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>>13298472
We're talking pictures drawn, not what we assume people do
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>>13298493
Cool
I'll keep that in mind on the off chance I decide to write more!
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>>13298428
I think we went over this a few days ago. Sentenal wanted to ask him/add him for a project the two of them where in, but Cosmo never responded back. The way sent made it out, Cosmo was being a prick the entire time.
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>>13298327
I just draw what I want and really care little if I get flack on it or not. I even have some art that generates hate.
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Stop browsing MLPG and clip your nails.
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>>13298528
porn isn't a regular thing for him rather
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>>13298443
He won't feel so nervous after his orgasm. Besides, she would at least have the common decency to cuddle with him afterwards.
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>>13298506
You use words on cards to fill in the blanks and be a terrible person
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>>13298464
godDAMN
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>>13298529
College starting is pretty rough. That guy deserves a day off and a pizza maybe.

I hope that was his Labor Day. Pizza and lazing in air conditioning.
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>>13298535
Lets chill with your dick in my mouth
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>>13298500
GG pls

color the old twins stuff
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>>13298505
Those who want nothing but mlp porn online are the EXTREMELY vocal minority, they simply samefag until it seems like a large amount of people.
Unbelievably obnoxious.
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>>13298464
oh fuck.
she needs to do some tongue sucking and play with his tip.
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>>13298582
Celestia is way better at sucking dick than you, fuck off
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>>13298562
I've got no nails because of my anxiety
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I feel like drawing but I can't promise anything

Requests?
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>>13298562
I already have, and they're clean too
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>>13298583
nah
coloring = too much time not enough return
I got other stuff to be doing
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>>13298582
Dash, I just wanted to watch a movie and maybe listen to some music and play vidya.
I'm not attracted to you like that. I don't even want to fuck my waifu.
Can't we just be friends?
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>>13298584

this this this this this this this
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>>13298562
I need my right hand's nails to play guitar.
How about fuck no.
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>>13298582
Hey, ain't happenin' less I'm reciprocatin'.
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>>13298604
pony contemplating their marshmallow hooves
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>>13298584
or maybe it could be that everyone on 4chan is really horny by default and being on late at night just aggravates that fact
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>>13298507
It started sexual, went tamer because we feigned ignorance on her overtures (despite sending dildos), and got to a branching point where it could get sexual again. He always wanted to do the sex part but was okay with the cute part, and the majority agreed to to the SFW part before the NSFW and continue the NSFW from the SFW part.
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>>13298604
CMC playing with a pile of dice
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>>13298520

The concert is this Saturday and it starts at 8, so we should probably meet up around 6:30
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>>13298608
Yeah, like FINISHING THOSE PROJECTS
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>>13298604
fluts having picnic with angel
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>>13298604
CMC braid train.
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>>13298584
like celestiafags
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>>13298627

fuck you
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>>13298561
Sadist.
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Ahhh. Gurl look at that body.

(she works out)
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http://i.imgur.com/voVvKJh.jpg
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>>13298627
>starting new projects to never finish
good idea anon, I'm on it!
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>>13298623
I liked the wax and wane.
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>>13298594
>not flicking her tongue against his frenulum and tracing small semi-circles over it with the tip of her tongue
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>>13298604
shota anon cuddling with his filly waifu
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>>13298526
If he can't figure it out at this point that's his problem. I was being crystal clear enough through text. Anyway. Irrelevent. It's pony time.
>>13298630
seconding the braid train
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>>13298626
Okay, sounds good. We can grab something to eat real quick on the way.
Shall I pick you up?
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>>13298657

Crossdressing dudes is my fetish
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>>13298649
dash is a very firm pegasus
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MLPG quick to combat the shitposters, post all your nonsexual unfs!!
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>>13298640
Exactly, have to vote like 20 times so their waifu is chosen only to be DQ'd
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>>13298685
Girls fresh out of a hot shower wearing a bathrobe/towel
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>>13298685
http://derpibooru.org/416501
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oh fuck Sibsy don't stop
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>>13298625
Who the fuck has a pile of dice?
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>>13298685
Hoof holding
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>>13298697
It didn't matter anyway, LunaQuest was a bust from shitposters all around.
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>>13298685
but I'd rather unf
this guy's work may not be the most anatomically correct, but god if it doesn't make my dick hard.
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>>13298683
She works out, is a blackbelt, and rainbooms like nobodys business
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>>13298674

yes please
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>>13298711
>he doesn't have a pile of dice
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>>13298708
oh fuck
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>>13298726
ugh
I feel ill
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>>13298709
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gsD_rkmSY
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>>13298685
FaceCheek rubbing together
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>>13298723
And this killed the quest
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>>13298726
What doesn't get your dick hard, anon?
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>>13298757
Griffons.
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>>13298711
/tg/
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>>13298711
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>>13298740
I love GTA:SA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfMwjl2ydm0
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lyra got into the cupboard under the sink and destroyed her stomach lining
she's bleeding internally
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-How probable is it that your request is going to be fulfilled/finished? v2.5-.

-Your request contains a popular BG pony. Ponies who are not G4 do not effect this either way (i.e. it's +0): +1
-Your /r/ is humorous in some way: +1
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-request is contains a unique situation: +1
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-/r/ leaves room for interpretation: +3
-Explicit Shipping: -1
-Memes: -1
-Making multiple intertwined requests at once: -1
-"Humanized": -1
-...Wanting any humans in general (This includes Anon): -1
-Your /r/ has some grimdark to it: -1
-Asking for a pic with more than one or two characters: -1 for each character past two
-/r/ a fetish pic: -1
-...it is a fetish that is considered odd even by 4chan standards (example: Diapers, vore): -1
-Your /r/ has been fulfilled before: -2
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-Your request contains characters from other works (does not apply for a pony dressed as characters from other media): -1 for each crossover.
-Your request is specific down to the last detail: -1
-Asking for a pic of an OC: -2
-...OC is being shipped with a main character: -3
-...OC is being shipped with another OC: -5
-Being unsatisfied with the time taken or quality of the pic: -5

More than 5: rev up your "save image as", because your request has a high probability of being done!
1 to 5: Pretty likely, but might take a thread.
0 to (-5): Not likely, but don't give up hope.
Less than -5: Might as well learn to draw, because there is a low probability your request will be fulfilled in a timely manner.
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>>13298683
I'd like to chill with that pegasus
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>>13298723
Broke broke it, Sent's post was largly ignored for the duration of the quest after being initially reprimanded.
If only we had had the same group of people who were there for Pinkie(which was run differently) and Rarity quest.
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>>13298683
그래서 사용하면 오브젝트 단계를 거치나요?
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>>13298785
everything about this is terrible, especially the ears
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>>13298760
Faggot.
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>>13298788
>drunk minty pony

top unf
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>>13298790
>shipping 2 ocs is worse then shipping an oc and a main character

One trillion hitlers.
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>>13298785
>>13298809
Nightmarity is pretty rad though. Art of her is a bit scarce though.
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>>13298798
You'd like to do everything with that pegasus.
You'd share your life with that pegasus.
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I want this to be my penis so much

http://i.imgur.com/nHUFBT8.jpg
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>>13298833
You know the solution, mate.
You could make her fabulous.
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>>13298790
I don't know who made this list, but it's kind of dumb
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>>13298793
Pretty ponies.
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Applehips
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>>13298833
I feel like the first two comic arcs should have been 6 issues instead of 4.
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>>13298863
appletufts
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>>13298833
it's not a lot, but she was a good amount
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>>13298833
But NMM is prettier than NMR
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>>13298860
How pretty?
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>>13298853
She's already pretty damn fabulous. I feel like a white dress or alicorn armor on her body could look even greater.
>>13298869
There's good and bad in that though, pacing wise, things could start to drag if its longer than necessary.
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>>13298853
>wanting cosmo to draw
Oh god no.
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>>13298869
It would have helped the pacing, Twilight's confrontation with Chrysalis was 2Sue4me.
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>those creamy ,thick thighs
>those tits
>that curvaceous body

I want a thighjob from that Celestia
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>>13298912
At least it's not Dr.White
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Would you buy one?
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>>13298906
Extremely.
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>>13298912
Fuck you
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>>13298923
I am confident I have no need for whatever the fuck that is.
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>>13298923
what would I do with a knife with a stupidly unusable handle
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>>13298863
giga nf
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>>13298923
That doesn't look effective for anything.
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>>13298936
I'll take a beak whenever I want
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>>13298844
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>>13298932
I would take Derpy to the gara
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>>13298941
>burglar
>sees you
>you reach for a pink pony object
>he laughs his ass off
>you whip out knife thing
>he laughs harder
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>>13298899
This pic I haven't seen before and I like it a lot. Especially that she's a bit taller than Luna is.
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>>13298906
>still no art of Time Turner fucking the other 5

This fucking fandom, I swear.
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>>13298657
That is just a gross body
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>>13298958
Iron Will is going to break you whenever he wants.
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>>13298970
>implying I wouldn't pull a gun out of my lyra plushie
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>>13298982
wouldn't you have to pull your dick out first
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>>13298807
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>>13298972
It's fairly new, maybe a week old.
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>>13298988
That is the gun
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>>13298936
Tomorrow next time. I have some sleeping to do.
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>>13298988
>>13298982
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>>13298915
>those dicksucking lips

unf
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>>13298833
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>>13298993
pffft
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>>13299052
Those accessories look awful and her mane looks too much like Purple Tinker's OC's.
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>>13299034
oh my god
it's perfect
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>>13298959
All i want to do is ask her whats wrong and do all i can to make her feel better... is that so much to ask?
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>>13299074
yes
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>>13298911
>>13298913
Well, I mention 6 because that's the other standard trade paperback size, and the resolutions to both arcs felt a bit rushed.

Chrysalis made some interesting overtures about plans for Twilight Sparkle that couldn't possibly be explored in the time they had; one more issue might have been enough for that, though. But the confrontation was just really brief after two adventure issues that, fun as they were, didn't really pit them against the villain.

And Nightmare Rarity only really got two issues to do anything, since the first two were lead-in, and Luna's little sub-arc was kind of a disappointing non-resolution. It could have been more interesting to give her more time to be establish herself further as a strengthening villainess to make the outcome stronger.

Basically, I just feel like the 4 issue format may have been a safer bet for a new IP on IDW's part but they hurt the story potential.
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>>13299052
Is anyone else just slightly dissapointed she didn't get wings? I thought the nightmare thing was a power package deal
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>mfw waiting for gtaV to leak online so i have something to do till S04 of pone starts
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>>13299100
luna didnt grow wings because of the nightmare energy
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>>13299100
Eh, maybe if it was obvious they weren't natural like an alicorns and had some kind of magical distortion.
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>>13299107
I've just been finishing my backlog of comics while I wait.
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>>13299107
>tfw waiting for Square Enix to learn how to run servers so I have something to do til S4
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>>13299107
>video games
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I read in an earlier thread that hotsauce was back, anyone got a link for his stories since the old archive is dead?
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>>13298487
>>13298579
>>13298594
>her hoof traces little circles around his painfully-hard shaft, making him moan softly into the kiss
>his body trembles as she suckles on his tongue
>a few globules of pre start to seep from his tip, dripping slowly down the base of his length
>"Mm?"
>brushing her hoof up his cock, she collects the clear goop and parts her lips from his
>he whimpers at the loss; all former restraint has long since fled from him
>all he wants now is more
>more pleasure
>more of her
>seeing the yearning look on his face, Cloudchaser chuckles and brings her hoof to her lips
>Rumble's heart pounds in his chest as she licks up his masculine residues, basting her hoof clean
>licking her lips, she gazes at him with dreamy, half-lidded eyes
>"Yummy~"
>he can't utter any more than a throaty croak as she shimmies her way down his body, positioning her head so her snout nuzzles against the underside of his shaft
>"I want more..."
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>>13299107
Do you have a jtag 360 or Jailbroken Ps3?
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>>13299130
>current gen MMOs
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>>13298728
Sounds good.
See you then, Fluttershy.
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>>13299157
x360key
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>>13299158
It has enough FF fan service to get me interested.

>tfw the ff2 remix
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>>13298361
>Implying superiority
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best drunk pony
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what if pony
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>>13299116
Well, no, she get taller, more powerful and slightly deranges. Or was already deranged?
>>13299122
I guess. I had this assumption it would change their breed into what was most powerful. Alicorns. It could have gone either way but I don't mind Nightmaritys lack of wings. She looks so striking this way.
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>>13299187
you put that tail down this instant
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>>13299157
How the hell does one hack a PS3 anyways? i want to JOOOJO without paying out the ass.
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>>13299187
best drunk cat
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>>13299180
I've heard the FF14 reboot is really damn good for an MMO
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>>13299183

Shut up Rossf
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>>13299205
you can't tell me what to do
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>>13299223
It's basically WoW with Chocobos now.
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>>13299223
It's a WoW clone, that's all
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>>13299136
https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B8hzFno-KzEScC1sWlNwRlozeG8/edit?pli=1

I don't know if it's actually him since it was a 2 month old post, but I'm really hopeful.
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>>13299204
She also got genuine fangs out of the transformation (besides the normal cartoon pony canines).
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ye
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>>13299153
ohhhhh fuck
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>>13299153
>not making her taste himself

so close.
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>>13299266
what are you so nervous about
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>>13299248
Neat, thanks.
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>>13299266
Well that's strange, because it shouldn't
because it certainly LOOKS so, so right
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>>13299235
>>13299246

Yep pretty much. WoW with an FF flavor is fine with me though.

And the music. unf.
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>>13299266
when did mew become so gay
since you're no longer interested in females I'm taking lyra
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>>13298923
I don't want to knife pinkie in the butt. Even if she looks so happy having it done.
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>>13299211
You had to have specific firmwares(which can't be downgraded without playing with the physical hardware[RISKY/PANIC]) installed and even then it's difficult for Ps3's since there's a very real chance the OS footprint changed a little bit since the last jailbroken firmware so you wouldn't be able to play newer games.
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>>13299321
>dicks
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Pffffffffffff
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>>13299334
Lyra loves to suck dicks though, you should know
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>>13299321
>implying
that's MY waifu, actually
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>>13299325
fffuuuggg
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>>13299339
>ponies with no legs in 2013
>>>/2011/
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>>13299309
>the music
Who's the composer? Sakimoto?
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>>13299339
>you'll never kidnap, torture, and amputate horse while forcing yourself on her

>mfw the nsa has to read this
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>>13299376
i would
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>>13299373
A few I think.

the two I know of is Soken and Uematsu

Fucking Soken, quit making me laugh when I'm supposed to be fighting the lord of earth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIoB1aZ6W4

It's time.
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>>13299376
needs more armor
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unf trixie feet unf unf

http://i.imgur.com/D1K7jyC.png
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>>13299204
We're going to have to wait for the first two episodes of season 4 to learn more about her transformation, but the way I read it from what we know so far is that Luna got jealous about Celestia, became susceptible to making a pact with the nightmare powers, and willingly accepted the evil to make herself more of a match for her sister. The animatics make her look a little shocked at her transformation at first, but she went willingly into it; she wasn't tricked into it in the way Rarity had it kind of forced on her.
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>>13299393
>Not writing long, lewd stories about weird ass fetishes so the NSA has to read them all
>Not giving government workers freaky fucking fetishes
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>>13299428
It needs... a soul.
Give her a soul, something we can see in her eyes.
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>>13299393
>amputating pony
Good luck with that
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>>13299452
They don't need them. They already have them.
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>>13299452
Reminds me of "FBI visits MLPG"
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>>13299405
That goes without saying mewball.
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that voice is my weakness

http://i.imgur.com/ohtAA5z.png
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>>13299450
We al ready knew that since S1. The only thing we didn't know was that Luna willingly changed instead of being forced.\

But I really doubt the show will acknowledge that bit.
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>>13299355
I still don't understand this picture.
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>>13299234
okay sorry
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>Fluttershy presses herself very close to Anon's chest
>"Oh Anon, its so scary and dark in my cottage so from from Ponyville. Maybe a big, strong guy like you could.....spend the night and keep me safe?"
>She's giving him seductive, half laden eyes
>Oh my
>He agree and the two of them get comfortable at her place
>Later that night...
>"Are you sure?"
>"Yes, I'm sure."
>"C-could you please check again?"
>"Uhg, fine."
>Anon goes under the best, opens the closest and looks out the window from Fluttershy's bedroom
>"See? Nothing is here. Just like there wasnt ten minutes ago. And the hour before that."
>"Thank you."
>Fluttershy returns to sleep on her bed. Anon groggily slumps against the wall. He hasnt gotten any more then half an hours sleep at a time and knows it wont even be that long until she gets scared again
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>>13299497
I would take a bunch of amputee ponies and stack them together on a pyramid.
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>>13299596
Those stallions are winking at that cute mare, who is confused because she thinks she's a boy
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>>13299596
pony looks like a pretty mare when he is a colt but he's oblivious to it. other colts hit on him and he doesn't understand why because he's straight
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>>13299355
back the fuck off???
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>>13299608
>Not pretending to find a monster under the bed and strangling it
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>>13299270
>>13299271
>inhaling deeply, her eyes gaze vacantly into space
>"You smell nice..."
>giggling drunkenly to herself, she holds his shaft upright with one hand, nuzzling it with her cheek
>"Like a stallion."
>Rumble stutters, trying in vain to say something, anything
>but all he can let out is a quiet squeak as she brushes her tongue all the way up the length of his cock, from base to tip
>her lips settle at the tip, giving it a small kiss before parting and taking the head into her mouth
>peeking up at him, Clouchaser chuckles at the enthralled look on his face, her lips curling into a smile around his shaft and her throat rumbling and tantalizing his head
>he can only watch as she lowers her head, agonizingly slow, taking him inch by inch into her eager maw
>until her snout is nestled against his groin and his length is buried down to the base inside her, throbbing against her tongue
>"Mmh..."
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>>13299608
I just gave myself a heart attack.
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>>13299596
it's goldie the cute trap pony
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Can your favorite pony remember the last time they cried?

What were they crying about?
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>>13299639
you misunderstand
>>13299266
this is a picture of my waifu, not Lyra
she's not as cute, anyway
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>>13299667
your waifu is a colt
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>>13299686
>implying boys don't make the best girls
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>>13299450
This nightmare thing sounds extremely dangerous considering how easy it can corrupt. There's only one creature we need to stop it permanently.
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>>13299648
>Anon gets sick of this. This is not at all what he was expecting
>So he goes into the kitchen and whips of a monster mask out of paper towels and left overs
>He goes up stairs to give Fluttershy the fright of a life time
>But theres a problem
>When he returns to her room, shes not in the bed. And the sheets are torn. Huve claw marks are on the floor with scattered yellow feathers
>The window is broken
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>>13299696
Derpy and Care Package delivering each other gifts while in their mail uniform.
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>>13299696
golden brisk in a pretty dress
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>>13299666
Tears of joy because they get to live the carefree life of a little pony in a Utopian wonderland
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>>13299696
Nightmarity trying on a maleficant white dress
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>>13299686
pffft
waifu's can't be colts, silly, if she was a he then she wouldn't be a waifu anyway, she'd be a husbando
silly anon
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>>13299664

mewball's oc is basically a carbon copy of that piss OC, now that you mention it.
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>>13299696
Applejack
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I knocked her out cold and I'm running away with her now
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>>13299655
>hand
oops.
hoof.
I meant hoof.
shit.
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>>13299725
I like that artist. He's got good expressions, and his Chickenbutt tumblr is fun.
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>>13299739
>piss OC
I'll have you know his coat is a very pretty gold color
Nothing pisslike at all
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>>13299770
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>>13299721
Time for a good nights sleep.
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>>13299786
I think I like this one more than Mewball's.
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>>13299577
Well, I know that we knew that pretty much from the get-go; I'm just going with the extra information from the comic- that there was indeed an external force involved in assisting her fall to Nightmare Moon. But again, Luna wasn't some innocent girl tricked by the evil, she made her choices.

The magic in the Elements of Harmony severed that bond and allowed Luna to come back and come to terms with her deeds and regret her actions. That's what Celestia wanted and couldn't do 1,000 years ago on her own. I do believe the writers that Celestia could have _destroyed_ Nightmare Moon on her own, but that she was fighting trying to get her to change back to Luna and that's what she wasn't able to do on her own, which is what the exile gambit was for.
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>>13299721
oh well

go to the store in the morning and get a new one
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>>13299787
it's too late
you'll never see her again
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pinkie pie
wearing
uh
something
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>>13299770
This really is cute

And it works because often times farmers and shepherds carry small livestock like this
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>>13299787
What are you doing?
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>>13299826
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>>13299828
what if Pinkie Pie wearing nothing?
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>>13299770
>not taking both
Scrub.
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>>13299569
yep
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Why aren't you a successful let's player on youtube?
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>>13299837
Why do her tears come out like a popped zit?
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>>13299844
lewd
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>>13299851
Anon went to ponyville and stole 40 ponies. That's four tens, and that's terrible.
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>>13299857
sometimes my friends tell me I should make let's plays or a podcast or something but I don't know why, or what I'd talk about
I wonder how talk radio shows come up with all that stuff to say
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>>13299857

my voice is high pitched and terrible
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>>13299851
How many ponies could YOU carry, MLPG?

I think I might able to manage one.

A small one. Maybe Scootaloo
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>>13299664
i find guys pretending to be girls more attractive than girls, sometimes.
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>>13299655
deepthroat
DEEPTHROAT
MAKE HIM GROAN AND SQUIRM
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>>13299857
Because no one watches my shit.
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>>13299857
I keep starting them and giving up, never finishing them
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>>13299857
Don't have recording material, and I wouldn't talk during, or swear as loud and vehemently as necessary to be amusing.
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>>13299918
That's because it flags them as being for sexual. There's no situation where that was happening and they weren't for sexual.
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>>13299828
>>13299844
>>13299869
>Pinkie gives a small "Awwww," before winking at you and hops up from her seat
>She's still wearing your pants, dragging the flapping legs across the floor as she walks towards you on her hind legs as best she can
>She sticks her tongue out of the corner of her mouth playfully as she turns around, bends over, and places her hooves on her "knees" displaying the rumpled buttocks of your pants, her tail stuffed into them and creating an odd looking set of bulges
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>If Fluttershy's female, why is Flutterleo male?
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>>13299857
I have a real job.
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Have any of you contributors ever been accused of stealing your own style?
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>>13299857

Nigga I don't have the spare cash to drop on microphone equipment
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How long until we get a video of some highschool brony freaks reenacting that "stomp your hooves" song from EqG in the cafeteria?
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>>13299907
>Lyra changing Bon Bon into an alicorn
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>>13299857
I prefer to not be part of the downfall of my hobby.
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>>13299940
very true. trapwear is almost something that would be exclusive to the privacy of a bedroom
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>>13299987
>autistic anon finds his way into the general
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>>13300009
Please get banned.
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Cards Against Humanity.
Look up "Bloo's Room."
Password is boop.
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>>13300020
>bcs tries to be anonymous
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>>13300043
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp
Link to the game!
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>>13300039
you reported it, right?
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>Fluttershy breaks down the door and throw's herself on to Anon's lap, sobbing
>"Uhh....Fluttershy this isn-"
>"I was at the s-store a-and these was this stallion"
>"Fluttershy I really want to help but no-"
>"And he cut me in l-line and didnt even say excuse me"
>"Nows not a good time. could yo-"
>"And no one said anything and I felt really bad about it and...and..."
>"Fluttershy please I'm on the toilet. Come back in like.....fifteen minutes."
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I'm a big dumb person and I'm dumb and I smell bad and I have bad fashion sense
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>>13300108
let's see if we can't do something about that
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>>13300108

rarity pls

you are a pony not a person
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>>13300108
rarity pls
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>>13300108
bcs pls
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>>13300114
working up the magic to inspire, gotta ge the magic in the details~
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>>13297072
I've sucked my own dick
I'm quite flexible
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>>13300173
I used to be able to do that
Or at least lick the tip
Maybe I should limber up again
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applejack clenches to deny your orgasm
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>>13300185
what a silly pony
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>>13300173
i've done it too
i'm not as flexible though so it hurt my gutsss
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>>13300185

that wont work

you cannot stop it
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>>13297072
I have, but it was back in high school
I would again, but I have a girlfriend
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>>13300185
>Applejack
>Clenches
>You no longer have a penis
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>>13300173
i used to be able to do that aswell. I never did it though. Now that i've lost the ability, i don't know what i should think
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>>13299923
>holding him deep within her, she swirls her tongue around his shaft, pulling her head back to tease the tip before sucking him back down to the hilt
>Rumble's moaning grows deeper, his breath more ragged
>one hoof rests on the back of her head, stroking her wild mane
>Clouchaser lets one hoof wander down to play with his sac, gently fondling it, brushing it against her soft violet pelt
>"Slrp...slk...mck...mmmmh~"
>a shiver runs up his spine as she hums softly, the vibrations in her throat sending a tingling sensation across his shaft
>he can feel the pressure building up inside him
>her tongue stroking against him
>her throat enveloping his shaft
>her hoof teasing his balls
>it all feels so good
>so right
>so perfect
>so incredible that he feels as though he might...
>"Gh-!!"
>explode.
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>>13300257
>vampires
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>>13300173

Braeburned pls
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Not horse related

Would anyone be down for another /co/ storytime? I was thinking about doing The Left Bank Gang today
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>>13300185
>Applejack squeezes herself around Anon tighter. And tighter!
>He's gasping for breath
>"You like that, doncha?" Applejack teases
>"Please! Stop! It's too much!"
>"C'mon, take it like a man!"
>It seems to go on forever and no matter how much he tries, Anon can't pull away. Applejack is simply too strong. And has clearly done this before.
>Finally, she relaxes and releases him. He falls to his hands and knees, gasping for air and sweating bullets, heat radiating off him like a sun lamp
>Applejack gives him a firm pat on the back
>"And THAT'S what we here call a 'bear hug!'"
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>>13300296
Speaking of braeburned, does anyone have that image of somebody sucking himself off using a portal that he reblogged on his ask blog? It was more of a sketch really, and the guy was using two portal down in a corner of a room to do it.
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IT'S PONY TIME
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>>13300325
I'd have to scratch her back for that abuse.
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>>13299770

your waifu has been kidnapped and sold into sex slavery by some latin american cartel

what do you do
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is there a cummingcon?
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>>13300317
thanks for reminding me how stupid this was and how much Spike fucking sucks and how Spike episodes blow balls
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>>13300274
MORE
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>>13300373
i liked that episode actually
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>>13300317
That makes me want to see Fluttershy awkwardly stumbling around while wearing pumps.
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>>13300353
purchase her
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>>13300353
find her, rescue her, and teach her about fairy tales.
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>>13300373
but just for sidekicks is one of the best and only good episode from S3
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>>13300418
>only good

That's not true at all.
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>>13300414
You think you'll change her mind?
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>>13300384
it was basically just "spike is stupid" as the entire plot
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Best ship.
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>>13300435
Who, OC and OC?
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>>13300410
They've already got a buyer lined up, anon

he's paying six million

no, you're gonna have to do this the hard way
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>>13300431
but it wasn't
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>>13300435
She doesn't even look like Twilight anymore.
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I hate it when I talk about the show and get no replies, then I shitpost and get a list of replies that touches my scroll bar.
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>>13300435
Your nigga ass lifted ten feet off the ground is best ship
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>>13300435
ITS BAIT
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>>13300427
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unf unf hips unf
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>>13300460
The girl with the rose in her mouth is supposed to be Twilight?
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>>13300440
those are two canon characters
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Did someone say best ship?
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>>13300440Sombra and Twily

These google address captchas are more sketchy than that guy posting people he knows on /b/ and asking for "fakes" or "x-ray"
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I tried fixing the perspective with the TV, but I'm too tired to figure this out
goodnight mlpg
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List one of your favorite contributors.
It doesn't have to be your TOP favorite.
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>>13300450
>>13300450
Then I will have to save her.

I will hire the toughest, shadiest ponies I can find. We will find her and we will save her, even if we have to kill everyone in our way. All the spoils will go to my crew as payment and the two of us will run off together forever.
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>>13300464
go to /mlp/ if you want to talk about the show

mlpg is art requests, bitching, contributor and meta talk, and shitposting
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>>13300497
>>13300505
where
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>>13300497
They don't look it.
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>>13300503
I think they did
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>>13300517

dotkwa
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>>13300427
I had to go back and read it again... it was easier to not cry the third time.
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>>13300503
AJ's hat x other pone is best ship
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>>13300556

>crying over my little pony fanfiction
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>>13300512
>>13300503
why is squigglekicker so perfect and patrician?
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>>13300517
goat train, dotkwa, xieril, braeburned...
Almost all of them.
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>>13300517
goat train
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>>13300517
Tex ;_;
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>>13300547
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>>13300547
Is Fleetwood behind Fluttershy?
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>>13300517
goat train
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Who is the Feferi of MLP?
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>>13300522

so why are you here then?
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>>13300547
Big Mac would probably prefer a more assertive woman. Fluttershy might find Big Mac as quite the catch though. He's strong and quiet.
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>>13300547
yeah command we've got a, uh.. a 418 in progress, aggravated faggotry. sector is not secure

alright citizen, i'm taking you in. spread your cheeks
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>>13300414
>>13300427
>>13300474
>>13300556
I can see the most wondrous thing from here
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>>13300575
Don't question perfection
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>>13300517
Goat Train, xieril, Reiduran, mt
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>>13300464
All you did was talk about things we already knew.
Anyone with half a brain knew, after the Nightmarity arc, that Luna was acting voluntarily only to be corrupted completely because of it.
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>>13300594
Kinda sad to ship a character when you don't even know their name.
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>>13300576
>>13300629
>one of
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>>13300556
>CRYING
>AT
>FANFICTION
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>>13300612
for the art requests, shitposting and circlejerk (forgot to add that one)
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>>13300517
Goat
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>>13300450
pose as a slaver and buy her as a side purchase under the guise of being "interested in purchasing a fighting mandingo pony"because the buyer "wouldn't pay no mind to no 6 million"?
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>>13300575
>>13300628
>perfect
>patrician
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GT sure is popular
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>>13300642
Yeah, well, you're ugly.
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>>13297139
>>13297225

How's this? Not sure what her cutie mark would be.
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>>13300672
Anon let them live in their fantasy world
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>>13300669
django was a shitty movie
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>>13300672
>using post-MMMMMMMMM fanfiction princesses as a response

no anon
you are the faget
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>>13300647
>list
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>>13300574
>>13300654
if the story is good enough, yeah. doesn't matter if it's fanfiction, a novel, a movie, or even a song.

yes, yes, I know. I'll turn in my man license.
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>>13300695
Very nice
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>>13300625
Haha! No!
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>>13300703

This
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>>13300695
A machine does not have cutiemarks
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>>13300703
the baitest bait in baitworld
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>>13300626
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>>13300681
Gran Turismo hasn't been popular for almost five years.
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>>13300712
son, where do you think we are

you haven't had a man license for a good long while
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>>13300637
Huh? That wasn't me, I knew that there's really nothing new in what I was saying.
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>>13300517
Mangneto is my favorite for drawing those plump goddesses.

LK is a close second but i'm pretty sure he's dead.
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>>13300712

What would your parents say?!
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>>13300689
If you only knew, anon...

>>13300719
RO RO FIGHT THE POWER
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>>13300728
That's more of an opinion than anything else tough
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>>13300681
>people actually like DBGT

What the fuck.
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Of all the things to advertise a TV with
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>crying at Celestia Quest
Guys, I've been following it from the beginning, but I think some of you are too invested.
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>>13300743
they would offer a somewhat confused, "that's nice?"

>>13300736
I had a new one smuggled in
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>>13300758
at least they used the discord episodes
those were bretty good
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>>13300758
Nice shoop, buddy.
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>>13300758

Obviously a brony made the decision.
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>>13300681
What does he even do?
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>>13300758
But that's a good episode
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>>13300770
they're waifufags who think they're headed for a sad end, of course they're too invested in it
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>>13300758
>now you can augment your viewing experience with all the animation errors previously undetectable with lower resolutions!
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>>13300776
Unless he scanned it, shopped it, printed it on high-gloss and then took a picture of it, I doubt that's a shoop.
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>>13300788
cute ponies
be chill
stram
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>>13300758
Rotated for her pleasure.
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>>13300788
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>>13300788
Art
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>>13300770
but I like making grown men cry
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>>13300814
Even Celestia is mad that people would buy a TV/DVD player combo.
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>>13300805
Are you doubting people wouldn't do that for a rouse? If it's real is there's source or a story to it?
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>>13300731
GT5 sold an assload, well over 10 million copies.
Compare that to their closest competitor, Forza 4 which probably hasn't broken 2 million yet.
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>>13300814
Why is everyone staring at Celestia's small butt?
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>>13300828
You're a cruel man.
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>>13300810
>>13300825
He can't be that good if i've never seen his art before.
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>>13300828
>manchildren
>"grown men"

Hhehehh
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>>13300828
WELP

THAT'S IT GUYS

NO NEED TO QUEST LONGER

GUARDIAN WON

PACK IT IN
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>>13300870
Maybe if they were more beta they could convince a fat girl to go to a coffee shop with them.
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>>13300758
>>13300814
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I heard people talk about the real best ship.
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>>13300846
In her hurry the princess did not wipe well. It is very evident on a white horse.

This is the curse of such a glorious coat.

Rarity gets around this by just 'teleporting' her wastes out of her. In desperate times she is also known to bleach. A true lady does not poop.
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>>13300836
Its a Big W catalog from Melbourne
I don't think it needs an article
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>>13300703
it was ok, the worst part was Jaime Foxx, and he wasn't that bad. Just weird seeing him act the way Quentin wanted him to
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>>13300854
He's nice, takes a lot of requests, cool guy.

has horrible opinions tough. I mean AJ is his favorite pony.
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>>13300896
Perfect.
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>>13300828
There are better things to cry about.
Like "Superman"
Or this
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>>13300850
>>13300878
come now, let's not be hasty.
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>>13300897
this is terrible
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>>13300381
>Rumble arches his back, crying out in bliss as his peak hits
>feeling him throbbing against her throat, Cloudchaser takes hold of his haunches and holds him down to the hilt inside her
>streams of warm, sticky cum spurt from his tip and wash down her throat, eagerly coaxed along by her hungry gulping
>Rumble's legs tremble, his hoof holding firmly onto her head and his hips bucking against her as though trying to force himself ever deeper inside
>at last, the magical moment passes, and the last few drops are expelled from his pulsing shaft
>"Mh...glk...slrp...mmmh~"
>Cloudchaser's eyes flutter open, gazing up at Rumble's visage
>he returns the gesture with eyes unfocused, a streak from a single tear running down his cheek to his chin
>giggling quietly, Cloudchaser gives him a playful wink as she slurps up the last residues of cum
>her head slowly pulls back, freeing his dripping-wet cock from her mouth
>releasing the tip with a wet "pop," she dabs a rivulet of saliva from the corner of her mouth with one hoof
>"Mmm, that was a lot..."
>crawling up, she brings her head level to his, her lips hovering mere centimeters from his own
>he can still smell the booze on her breath as she whispers to him
>"You really are...a big, strong stallion..."
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>>13300918
When anon asked to ride her it got a completely different reaction.
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>>13300897
I like it!
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>>13300932
that's one of the games I really want to play, but I only own a PC.
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I hate the background ponies. Especially Lyra, Rumble, and the slut sisters.
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>>13300938
You know I'm not participating since I don't care about Celestia. But at least I know that if you ever make a quest about one of the ponies I love I won't be in it.

no offense mate but I'd rather not lose any of those ponies
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>>13300897
We were! I'm glad you could join us.
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>>13300938
>unsuspicious smile.png
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>>13300951
ANAL
SEX
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>>13300978
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>>13300814
God dammit, it's real
http://www.lasoo.com.au/offer/led-televisions/awa-32-80cm-hd-led-lcd-tv-with-built-in-tuner-and-dvd-player/4vtcqtip9.html?source=search&ver=2&brandName=AWA&term=big+w
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>>13300951
>>13300951
kiss dammit
make him taste himself
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>>13300889
I'm not sure how MLPG's conception of what beta got confused with alpha
But hey
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>>13299569
>>13299853
[sound]
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>>13300996
>celestia orgasming
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>>13300897
I don't like the proportions
But dat wetness
That heat
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>>13300896

lel, I started this before I even noticed yours
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>>13301026
probably when betas started thinking that was "alpha" behavior
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>>13300976
That's okay.
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>>13300971
Just watch all the cutscenes, you'll probably never get the chance or time to play it otherwise.
Have another.
"Snake, had a hard life."
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>>13301047
> having the balls to ask a girl do a thing
I mean
That's not full alpha mirin' schluzz xyzz stuff
But that's not beta either
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>>13300975
>the slut sisters

i hate the apples too anon.

worst ponies.
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>>13301021
I don't know.
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>>13301068
>xyzz
>alpha

Funny, because he had full on social anxiety and couldn't hold down a relationship if his life depended on it. He relied on plastic surgery and steriods to get girls to fuck his awkward, uncharismatic beta ass. He lived the beta male's dream

Sitting in one place doing nothing while women drool over you
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>>13301041
Yeah, proportions are really out of whack.

But god damn my dick gets hard every time.
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>>13301068
>the balls to ask a girl do a thing

You'd have to be a full on omega to not be able to do that.
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>>13301082
TV for you watching your horse cartoons. Hipster Briefs.

I think they got their target demographic figured out.
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Twist moaning lewd things in her lisp.
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>>13301082
aw shit tvs and hipster briefs
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yo
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>>13301104
That's what beta is
You're afraid to let x happen
You don't take the initative
You let her take every move
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>>13301055
I love you man and if you didn't say that I'd have been the first to sign up for a Rariquest and that. But after saying that..look man I can't survive if you take her away at the end.

Saying al of that I'd totally join if it was one of the ponies I adore because I have no self control but I'll still blame you for making me drink bleach at the end
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>>13301102

Is that a prolapsed anus?
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>>13301068
>>13301099
The irony. Betas thinking that xyzz was alpha.
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>>13301129
>replies to a post calling xyzz beta
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>>13301129
> a beta declaring that an alpha was really beta all along
Fuck everything
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i thought it was zyzz, not xyzz.
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>>13301129
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>>13301125
That's a feet.
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>>13301125
Feet anon,those are her feet.
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>>13301122
>>13301129
>>13301143
>>13301147
goddamn you betas really are so far down you think confuse omegas for betas and call yourselves alphas for being betas
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If I was going to fake it why wouldn't I put in something that looks like a screenshot from an unreleased episode?
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>>13301147
>xyzz
>alpha
>not a pampered rich kid
>implying that his dad didn't buy him women

His entire face is plastic surgery
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IT'S FUCKING SPELLED ZYZZ
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>>13301159
>>13301163

Oh because it looks like a hyper prolapsed anus.
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more of best ship
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>>13301179
that's the troll!
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>>13301175
> thinking we call ourselves anything
Dude
What do you think a beta is, other than letting someone else take the lead?
What is an alpha other than making the move first?
An omega wouldn't even talk to a bitch
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>>13301180
>Implying that's a hoverhand
>Implying it's not mid ass slap swing
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>>13301123
It's alright. Every story is different, though. Heck, even this one isn't over yet. But I won't get the chance to run another quest until December at the earliest. I've been neglecting my writing on Star Swirl Academy for this one.
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>>13301181
We're talking about MATLAB jeez
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>>13301102
>nighmarity rarijack
U
N
F
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>>13301187

Does Pinkie Pie lactate strawberry milk and pee pink lemonade?
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>>13301196
>What is an alpha other than making the move first?

Dude, you don't have to be so betamax about this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6u37ev9ktI
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>>13301218
> implying you know how to not be the betamax
> or that this isn't betamaxception
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>>13301202
>slapping above the ass
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>>13301185
>pony will never text you PMC
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It's funny because all of MLPG is beta and omega and no one has the slightest clue about being a real alpha.
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>>13300897
Drawing can be worked on but the subject is hot as hell.
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>>13300971
just buy a ps3 in a year or two when they're dirt cheap, and buy all the games from the last generation for dirt cheap.

ps3 is better than xbox if you have a PC, because the ps3 has more non pc exclusives.
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>>13300844
Just so you know, I'm not replying because you won that.
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>>13301212
thats fluttershy you dolt
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>>13301102
>dem AJ thighs
Oh yes
I don't care about the rest of the picture
It could be filled with scary clowns and I wouldn't even notice
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>>13301187
Aww yiss.

Where can I find more of this artist?
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>>13301208
That thing still alive?
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>>13301249

I didn't say that because of the character you dingus, I said it because Big Mac is sucking her tit.
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>>13300731
>>13300844
>wanting to drive real cars in vidya
I'll never understand this
Gimme burnout or a kart racer any day
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>>13301258

That's not how proportions work.
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>>13300854
Hey look this pic

It has two dead things!
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>>13301258
>>13301258
God bless them.
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>>13301247
>playing Red Dead Redemption on Ps3
Give me a moment, I'm vomiting.
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>>13301259
Check the litter bin.
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>>13301290
I need a source.
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>>13301283
Neither have I. I guess the appeal is that they are cars you will probably never get to drive but that doesn't work for me either.
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>>13301283
It's not like you can drive those cars in real life either
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>>13301187
>tfw no more gf so I can take in a woman's body and have her melt as I play with her
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>>13301263
Very much so. We're going to release a demo before too long, in fact.

There was something of an upheaval with the people working on it that reset a lot of the assets. That's slowed it down considerably, but we're back into work mode and making progress.
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>>13301305
>>13301259
http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/
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>>13301287
You think I don't know that?
It's the exaggeration that makes it hot
It's like inflation if it were strong, thick thighs
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>>13301290
i'd like this better with saner proportions and better ears

what the hell is wrong with rarity
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>>13301301
>getting an xbox ever.

no thanks, but seriously there's not much difference between the consoles. gb2/v/
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>>13301327
>no more
Well atleast you had one once.
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>>13301301
>Owning an xbox
>or 7
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>>13301199
I don't know why but AJ's pose and eyes creep me out.
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>>13301259
http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com
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>>13301337
>>13301333
There are few things I like exaggerated in my explicit pony porn.

Dicks and legs. Everyone is different though.
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>>13301333

But why would you fetishize things that aren't even physically possible?
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>>13301332
>rairjack
>that applejack
best human artist
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>>13301306
>>13301322
I couldn't give two shits whether or not I'll have the chance to drive a Ferrari
Realistic driving games are just boring as fuck
Realistic anything in vidya tends to be boring as fuck
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>>13301355
Thanks, but you might want to link instead of uploading. Dunno if Scruffy's about.
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>>13301331
Cool.
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>>13301349
There's a large difference, it's nearly Bayonetta levels of poor porting.
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>>13301208
>Heck, even this one isn't over yet.

You're not going to do it. You won't make me hope. I won't let you break that.
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>>13301349
ps3 has better exclusives, xbox has better no games
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>>13301010
you always manage to make me feel this way, Weaver. Just the tiniest bit of anger i know i shouldn't be feeling. I appreciate that.
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>>13301369
>Realistic driving games are just boring as fuck
>Realistic anything in vidya tends to be boring as fuck

Hello, this is opinion!
Nice to meet you opinion!
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>>13301365
>tfw inflationfag and your fetish is largely impossible
>he doesn't roleplay with partners to make things hot as fuck

Use your imagination, son.
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>>13301408

Obviously Fluttershy had the most spam voters.
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>>13301369
This is my exact argument with movies. (Except the disaster/post-apocalypse movies are getting ridiculous.) I won't watch a 'horror' movie if it's just some regular guy in a mask murdering sluts.
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>>13301369
There is a thing called taste
Arma is boring as fuck for the most part but it doesn't make it a bad game
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>>13301408
rigged
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>>13301407
When I say "___ sucks" I'm not /v/
I don't hold it as a truth, I know it's my opinion
Pls
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>>13301438
>implying
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>>13301331
Do you have a conservative eta on release?
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>>13301408
>Rarity was in the lead
>loses to 2.3

What were you fuckers doing? You let her down. You all got too cocky and best pony didn't win.
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My friends hate me for showing them "Don't hug me i'm scared"
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pinkie pie's taut teats
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>>13301369
It's all about the time attack.
Driving a car as fast as possible around a given track.
That's part of the appeal. A mindset like "it's just like my racing heroes in F1 and Indy" kind of thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l_uhy8NEWc
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>>13301459
>having friends ever
Total pleb.
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>>13301433
And your taste are bad.
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>>13301459
My ex hates me for showing her that kiwi flying video.
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>>13301458
NIGA DOn'T BLAME ME
I VOTED EVERY FUCKING DAY THEN TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE END IT WOULDN'T LET ME VOTE ANYMORE

OTHER RARIFAGS REPORTED THE SAME THING
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>>13301003
>>13301023
>before he can muster up a response, her lips have forced themselves against his once again, locking him in a deep, passionate kiss
>before, he could only taste the booze, and her
>but now, as her tongue dances circles around his own, he can taste something else too
>something strange, and unfamiliar
>is that himself that he's tasting...?
>Cloudchaser's lips part from his just as he makes the connection, her breathing ragged, her tongue hanging slightly from her mouth
>"Now...it's my turn..."
>"H-Huh...?"
>uttering the first word he's been able to gasp out in quite awhile, Rumble stares at her in shock
>"You...you have some more...in there, right...?"
>Rumble's eyes dart down to his cock, to see her hoof prodding at it
>to his disbelief, he's already hard again, standing at full attention and pulsing against her touch
>"H-Heh...thought so..."
>her cheeks burn a rosy red as she bites down on her lower lip
>"Now...I wouldn't normally do this, but..."
>leaning in closer, she lets her liquor-saturated breath wash over Rumble's face
>"But tonight...I'm feeling a bit...kinky."

cont.
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>>13301458
I don't know who this 2.3 you're talking about is, but clearly the best pony did in fact win.
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>>13301459
My friends hate me for showing them that Babs Seed trap mix.
They really hate ponies for some reason.
Now I'm starting to hate it because they won't stop playing it
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>>13301470
>taut teats
>not tender testicles
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>>13301512
i want to slap her belly
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>>13301395


>>13301457
Beside the fact that Wavedash would chop off my head and feed me to the wolves, no, I don't have a release date for you. Not even a conservative one.
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>>13301502

>"...K...Kinky...?"
>chuckling mischievously to herself, Cloudchaser lifts herself off of him and backs away, turning her back to him with her tail lifted
>propping himself up with his hooves, Rumble stares in awe at her dripping slit and thick rear on full display
>taking a few unsteady steps away, Cloudchaser then lets herself collapse onto the sheets, her rear bouncing a bit as it rebounds against the springy mattress
>laying on her side, she peeks back over her shoulder at Rumble and flicks her tail at him
>"Ever wondered what it's like..."
>resting one hoof on her rump, she gives her cheek a gentle tug to the side, showing off her clenching anus to the young stallion
>"...to take a mare...back here...?"
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How long can Fluttershy keep a ping pong ball suspended with a single fart?
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>that glorious feeling of release after a particularly long and brutal edging session

nothing else can drain my balls like that, it's a lot of work but it's worth it
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>>13301515
>revealing that you watch pone
>to anyone ever
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>>13301540

2.3 seconds
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>>13301518
Applejack obviously
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>>13301546
I could
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>>13301546
I bet pony could drain them better
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>>13301515
Oh man, I lost the link to that, where is it?
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>>13301568
Unless you're a mare I don't want to have sex with you
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>>13301538
hell yeah.
>>
Sometimes I feel like I do everything wrong and just bring MLPG down
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>>13301515
Here's a another Remix to get that one out of your head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QfsI77p60Q
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>>13301540
There was this guy on r9k who was having sex with his girlfriend, cowgirl, and she farted on his balls (by accident) and it made him cum.
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>>13301557
My parents know because I watch it with my stepsister whenever I visit. They also borrowed some of my pony comics.
My friends know because we like to joke about stuff like that.

It feels good not having to hide your powerlevel.
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>>13301570
That's a no brainer, I'd fuck a cartoon horse or a real mare in a heartbeat
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>>13301515
>revealing your powerlevel
>ever
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>>13301574
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UO8zWWIBE
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>>13301384
I had no problems with it at all, and its not missing any content. its not a case where its unplayable, just a case if you have both games running side by side you'll notice a graphical glitch here or there.

but that depends whether they care about the occasional graphical glitch for one game, or whether they care for a greater expanded library.
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>>13301583
Just pretend it's a futa mare cock
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>>13301596
>implying I don't revel in that sensation
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>>13301557
>tfw my stubborn pride prevented me from getting pony shit from Dragon-Con

It doesn't help that all that stuff is just obnoxious looking, the color schemes are just far too bleah.
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>>13301535
>filename

i want to believe the impossible
i want to believe we can still make this right without ruining her newfound belief
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>>13301607
>>13301557
>caring about Powerlevels
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>>13301617
What sort of length are we talking here
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>>13301640
Powerlevels is what separates a fan from a brony
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>>13301645
3 inches
flaccid

eh

eh
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>>13301557
My friends know. They don't care and just make horsefucking jokes
My cousin is the only family member that knows and she loves it too
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>>13301546
I want to be teased by a unicorn sexually, magic has unlimited possibilities. I want Cadence to give me a magicjob in public and keep me on edge until she gives me permission to cum
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>>13301645
More than long enough
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>>13301569
If there's one thing he's right about, is that Dash is bad for Fluttershy.
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>13301680
Why would I ever murder Pinkie Pie?

She's my favorite and super cute and I love her
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>>13301661
Powerlevels are an arbitrary concept
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WHY AREN'T YOU POSTING PURPLEST PONY?

PICTURE VERY RELATED, IT'S PURPLEST PONY!
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>>13301614
Michelle Creber can get it in.
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>>13301614
Eh, I don't think it was that one. The one I'm thinking of was mostly airhorns.
It's a little distirbing I'm having trouble finding it among all the sincere fan remixes.
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>>13301615
You'll notice it's sub HD(vs HD on 360)
That there are various framerate drops not present on the 360 version.
That half the foilage(grass, bushes) are missing.
That shadows are blockier and draw distance is considerably reduced.
Loading times are poor and nearly twice as long.
It's just a really bad port.
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>>13301708
DOUBLE PURPLE
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I just watched EqG for the first time, and I have just one question for /mlp/: Did you even watch the movie?

From what everyone's been saying on this board for two months, I went in expecting the biggest pile of autistic horseshit imaginable, but I finally decided I wanted to see what all the hoopla was about. I even broke out Notepad++ to take notes on every little detail I liked and disliked.

Coming out of it, I'd give it a 9/10. The introduction was a bit slow with its pacing, the obligatory High School themes (prom/dating (ugh)/etc) were a bit cliche, and the ending was a bit cheesy/saccharine, but other than that, pretty much everything greatly exceeded expectation. Overall there seemed very little wrong with it, and it's certainly not some sign that the ride is ending or some similar bullshit. It followed fairly true to the show, "pandering" was far between and fairly subtle, and while the premise of "muh humans" is a little weird, it didn't really detract from the whole experience.

Don't reply if you haven't even seen the fucking movie, and if you have, state very clearly what exactly you thought made the entire thing "absolutely disgusting," because I'm having a hard time understanding what you guys were even talking about at this point.
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>>13301736
....what is going on here?
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>>13301708
Berry Punch is purpler and cuter
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>>13301680
Too many
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>>13301750
>>13301750
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>>13301748
Same VA.
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>>13301722
Or you wont because you have nothing to compare too and it still looks great

(i didn't notice any framerate drops when playing it myself)

I don't think anon will miss anything if a few bushes are missing either.
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>>13301700
because there are too many of them, if we dont kill some they will use up all the party supplies too quickly then suffer a slow death due to party withdrawl
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>>13301713
Oh you're talking about the Ironic remix
I have that too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz2wjeCSpg
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>mfw there's no top down sprites of ponies
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>>13301628
I'm sorry, anon.
This one isn't in our hands and the guardian hasn't given us another option.
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I must poop.
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>>13301675
It better be
>>
MLPG I'm starting to hate my art more and more lately, how do I cure myself of these blues?
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>>13301800
We'll have to go beyond the impossible.
We'll have to find the truth.
We'll have to confront the Guardian and remember everything we've learned and break the pattern.
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>>13301743
People are protective of their ponies.
It wasn't as bad as the doomsayers are saying, obviously.

From the amount of gifs thrown around from the show I think you can tell there were some parts that people liked.

It wasn't amazing but at the same time it wasn't mediocre. It's not going to destroy the show but girls who were already into dolls will probably want pony dolls now.

The girls were a lot cuter in motion. Sunset Shimmer turns into a FUCKING DEMON. Although it's not Escape from Midnight Castle metal, that's still kind of metal.
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>>13301839
you don't
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>>13301771
Bees don't go to school.
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>>13301849
Lot of stupid plot holes, though.
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>>13301839
You let us enjoy it for you.
The only thing I hope is that you enjoy making it. You can still hate it when you're done.
Also
Don't delete everything, that's a common practice amongst assholes.
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>>13301809
SHIT IN MY MOUTH!
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>>13301849
That pasta was addressed to /mlp/
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>>13301858
>Why didn't they just fly the eagles to Mordor?
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>>13301875
Oh I'd never delete my stuff, that's pointless. I just got the blues is all, I'm sure I find a way to make myself feel better, I love you guys.
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>>13301791
Urimas's aren't quite top down but they're pretty close.
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>>13301926
I love you too mate.
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>>13301676
> mfw I was the first person to suppose Dash is just leching on Fluttershy at Fluttersh'ys wedding
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>>13301743
>>13301849

characters looked like shit

characters didn't act like thier pony

versions or were exaggerated (dash
comes to mind)

the plot made no sense (lets credit twilight for applying common sense when no one else in the room could) with dropped plot points everywhere (what DOES happen to a magical artifact in EG if it comes from Equestria)

sunset shimmer was a shit character

flash sentry didn't even have a character and hsi only contribution was to act as a deus ex machina in a scene

pacing was shit (lets do nothing of interest for more than half the movie and then have like 3 songs almost back to back)

songs were shit

animation was average at best and shit at worst

designs were just so fucking stupid

only good thing about it wa spike and twilight/spike interaction, which was great

i know this is copy pasta, but fuck it.
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>>13301875
>Don't delete everything, that's a common practice amongst assholes.
It's a common practice amongst overly emotional kids who can't seem to handle anything
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>>13301866
Oh sure. I'm not saying it was good.
>>13301901
My mistake. Somebody has to feed the trolls, Fluttershy wouldn't want them to go hungry.
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>>13301192
this pony in the mango suit is the cutest fucking thing I can't even get over it
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>>13302088
Get over it.
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>>13301743
I actually thought it was good. better than the average direct to video cartoon swill. (especially considering its a marketing ploy for a new line of dolls)

but it definitely wasn't a 9/10 great movie.

i gave it more a 7/10. (low for the average mlp epsiode.

I especially liked how twilight had trouble adjusting to being human. love that sort of plot line.
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>>13301590
>Rumble's heart practically leaps into his throat
>"I-I...I..."
>Cloudchaser flutters her eyelashes at him, stroking her hoof over her cutie-mark
>"Don't you wanna know how it feels...?"
>Rumble's cock pulses, a shudder running through his body
>"I..."
>"Go on..."
>her hoof claps against her rear, making a quiet slapping sound
>"All you have to do is ask..."
>Rumble's heart races as he struggles to force the words out
>"I...I do..."
>"Mmh?"
>"I...want it..."
>"Oho~"
>Cloudchaser's lips curl into a devilish grin
>"Good boy."
>picking herself up, she shakily crawls past rumble to the side of the bed, brushing her tail under his chin as she passes
>his eyes follow her, fixated on her rear
>reaching for the nightstand, she pulls open the top drawer and rummages around inside
>her hips swaying side to side all the while
>"Aha!"
>pulling herself back up, she produces a small bottle from the drawer
>"...Uh...?"
>Cloudchaser pops open the top, scooting closer to him
>"This is to help..."
>Rumble shivers as she pours a trail of chilly, slippery lotion onto his tip
>"...get it in there..."
>her hoof strokes his length, smearing the lotion against his sensitive skin
>in no time at all a thin coating is covering the entirety of his shaft
>"There we go..."
>discarding the bottle, she crawls back to her original spot, laying herself down on her side with her shapely rear facing the young stallion
>"Now...come and get it."
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>>13302249
>come and get it

GO AND GET IT
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This horse is pretty dead.
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>>13302415
give life back to pony
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>>13302349
>before he can even think, Rumble finds his hooves moving on their own, pulling him towards the luscious mare laid out before him
>his chest presses up against her back, the underside of his slick shaft nestling against the seam of her derriere
>he feels a shiver run up her spine as she lets out a quiet giggle
>"It's chilly..."
>"Y...Yeah..."
>Cloudchaser's back nuzzles against him
>"Now just relax..." she purrs reassuringly. "I'll guide you in, okay?"
>"...okay..."
>reaching back with one hoof, she takes hold of his length and rubs it in slow up-and-down motions, teasing his tip against her soft mounds and warm slit
>leaning back, she lets the head slip between her cheeks and nudge against her tight little pucker
>"Now don't go too fast...just ease it in...nice and slow."
>Rumble obediently complies, gradually pushing his hips forward and applying ever more pressure against her clenching ring
>the tight barrier begins to give, a low groan rising up from Cloudchaser's throat
>"Gh-!"
>she bites down hard on her lip as he finally penetrates, his tip pushing its way past her anus and slipping inside her ass
>"Hh...hhh...y-yes...you're doing good..."
>Rumble's hooves come to rest on her haunches, holding himself just barely inside her, hesitant to go any further
>"G-Go on..." she murmurs, goading him on
>after a moment's pause, he pushes onwards, sinking himself deeper inside
>"Y-Yeah...just like that...g-get it nice and deep in there...ngh..."
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>>13302813
go slow and start to ease into it
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13302855
>Rumble's forelegs tremble against her cheeks, a quiet moan escaping his lips as he slowly but surely envelops his shaft in her snug rear
>"M-M-Move back and forth a bit...a little out...a little more in..."
>nodding a few times, he pulls his hips back, slipping half an inch out before pushing back in just a little deeper than before
>"Augh...yes...f-fuck...!"
>continuing the back-and-forth pistoning motions, he eases his cock deeper and deeper inside her
>"C'mon...all the way in...haaaah..."
>Cloudchaser lets out a squeal of delight as his hips nestle against her rear, flattening her cheeks against his lap and burying him inside her all the way down to the hilt, his heavy balls pressing firmly against her wet slit
>her eyes gaze off vacantly into space, her body shuddering as she savors the sensation of his throbbing shaft filling her
>"Ohhhmigod..."
>turning her head slightly, she peeks back at Rumble out of the corner of her eye, giving him a flushed smile
>"F-Feels...good, right...?"
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>>13303160
Did we just make 17 posts in 1 hour?
Is that really our speed right now?
Jesus.
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>>13303213
This is a dead horse, anon.
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I love Fluttershy
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