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Sergal containment zone: >>13276805

MLPG: Not a sergal edition
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sergal changelings
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all horses take 1 damage until this artifact is destroyed
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Okay good joke, someone make a real thread.
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its ogre

i-im not saying i'm gonna cry but
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>>13281903
>sergal is an anagram for glares
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>>13281903
Or you can buy this book about ponies that I happen to have on my hard drive ready to dump
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Did Dooks finish vegetable pony?
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>>13281925
next time stream something good
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>>13281940
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Can your favorite pony see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Mine can, and so can this one.
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> Humans have prehensile penises
Who thought this would be a good idea
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anyone who objects to the fluttershy micro do so now.
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>>13281911
Why would ponies be attacking?
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Straight from the horse's mouth.
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>>13281940
BAIT
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>>13281948
yes
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Pony confession time.

i wish i had a pony dakimakura but i'm too embarrassed to get one
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>>13281958
they attack with love and willingness to be your sex slave.

four horses were hurt so far
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>>13281969
How unoriginal
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>>13281949
>The witchdyke in charge of writing.

You should switch to greentexting.
You need the training wheels.

Plus who knows.
You may get fans.
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>>13281978
I wish I had pony merch. But I have nothing at all.
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>>13281978
if i had extra income i would buy a grey mary marecunt fleshlight so i can fuck my waifu in pretend
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>>13281978
I want more plushies but I don't want people to see them
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>>13281978
i want all the plushies
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>>13281978
i wish i had a good-high quality dash plushie to sleep with at night.
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A-Anon wait, we can talk about this. Theres no need to jump to a hasty rape!
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>>13281978

I fap to fluffy pony rape. Not even joke.
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>>13281994
> THEY ALL HAVE HANDS
Except, uh
>>13281981
>>13281992
And the reaction in EQG
>>13281989

They aren't used to hands. Hands are a little odd. Only Iron Will seems to have them and it's almost like ponies spend so much time staring at his pecs or wilting in terror they don't notice his weird man-fingers and everything.
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>>13281871
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS
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stramming art now

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13281978
I realized I have spent well over a hundred bucks on pony toys.
And then spend the same amount on some more after I found out I over paid my car loan by nearly 200 bucks.
"Free money!" my ass...
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>>13282032
its flipped and is now green

not much of a difference
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http://www.pornsocket.com/media-gall...g-blowjob.html
http://www.pornsocket.com/media-gall...ks-a-mare.html

http://i.imgur.com/rMlz32G.gif

Horse pussy is p. good
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>>13281978
I spent too much money on horse-related things

and i'm still doing it
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>>13282032
ones a shitty doodle the other is old

and lyra is now slutty

except not
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>>13281978
i read past sins unironically
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>>13282024
Wait
Why has my tripcode changed?
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>>13282036
draw crampoof
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>>13282060
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it begins
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>>13281978
ponies are sexy
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>>13282024
>Hurr it doesn't count when muh sameposting says they all have 'claws'!
They have THUMBS!

Sorry but your attempt at writing again have hit the levels of /mlp/'s greentexting as far as shit.
If I wanted to read line by line, a cringe worthy story not going anywhere, I would have picked the vice president's speeches over the last fucking week.
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>>13282068
no lyra being left behind as derpy yells to her that the bus is here as it takes off after their trip to gloveworld
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>>13282060
get out

>>13282079
That's not even a confession, mewball.
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>>13282016
Slow and steady rape it is.
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>>13282092
at the time my pony levels were at max i was reading all the top fanfictions. there wernt very many then and we didnt completely hate eqd yet.
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>>13282092
Wait, you guys got that doll?
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>>13282123
why did you post the one about worst pone?
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>>13282131
Fluttershy is da bes
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>>13282137
what a dumb horse
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>>13282115
>Fluttershy is a craftfag.

Heh, just like the small dicked rch.

They can both be shit together.
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>>13282082
> muh sameposting
Except Anon
It's not
> they have THUMBS
Yes, that's very nice
But based on what another poster said, there was some fucking stupid OC that made Humans out to be more than they are
Dextrous fingers and everything
But mostly the magic dick
No matter how it doesn't exist, they keep looking for it like some sort of Holy Grail
Combined with the fact hands - human hands - were some bizarre thing that Twilight flipped the fuck out about, hey
That's something to stand on
Except you shouldn't, standing on hands hurts and breaks little bones

> If I wanted to read line by like a CRINGE WORTHY STORY NOT GOING ANYWHERE, I'd have picked the VP's speeches over the last fucking week
Or you could avoid things that make your blood boil
But okay
I guess this is what makes you happy somehow
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>>13282052
Mare vaginas are kinda spooky, they're like little Alien mouths or something the way they pop out
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>>13282129
>He didn't get one.
Anon, i'm sorry, did you order one?
Did they not refund you?
You may want to call them and get that refund!
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>>13282159
I ordered one ages ago and it hasn't been shipped yet
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I heard that the ride is ending
Is it true?
Can i be free
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>>13282183
Did you order one with Pinkie? Because that got delayed and they won't ship them separate if you put them on the same order.
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>>13282183
Same, I ordered one back in June and I haven't heard of it yet
Which is a little convenient since I was moving
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>>13282204
All good things must come to an end, which means we'll be around for a long time.
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>>13282197
hatanon why dont you fuk off and die?
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>>13282208
No, just the Twi by herself
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>>13282167
get a load of this cute little pony
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>>13282218
Sounds about right
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>>13282197
Maybe somehow you've confused hating things and people with controlling things and people?
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>>13282225
If you pre-ordered it late, you may just have to wait.
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>>13282141
But her comic sure ain't
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>>13282235
#shotsfired
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>>13282243
this page was pretty cringeworthy
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>>13282235

fuckin rekt
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>>13282235
you can control people with fear, and guns, and fear of guns
>>13282251
holy shit he shot a gun
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>>13282229
MCRoseluck
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>>13282268
Sometimes the gun is always right.
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>>13282258
The whole debacle is pretty accurate

>snobs only like whatever's in fashion with the current snobs, defining art and not-art
>higher ranking snob has different opinion
>majority of lower snobs follow
>person that made thing that high snob likes wins
>thing was crap
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>>13282229
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So do I mark this one?
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>>13282250
>that rarity sweater
hnngggg
>>13282237
shit. well. i hope not too much longer. might as well just cancel and get pinkie
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>>13282250
>dash's dragon hoodie

ARTFAAAAAGS
ARTFAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
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>>13282289
>Cancel and get Pinkie.
She isn't up until later this month!
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LOOK DOWN ON THE STREETS
THEY'RE UGLY MEAN AND RUDE
THEY'RE BUMPING INTO ME
THEY'RE BUMPING INTO YOU
THEY NEVER SAY EXCUSE ME OR 'HOW DO YOU DO'
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>>13282268
> you can control people with fear
But anon, the worst you can do is express your opinion
There's only so much you can do to even make me feel bad, let alone fear
I've yet to see an Internet Opinion Gun
But I'm pretty certain most days it would have projectile dysfunction
>>13282286
Or it works like that

Here, have some happy ponies
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>>13282286
No, mark this one

>>13272618
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>>13282306
>Love the singer.
>Have to hide the plush.
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What if pone had the strength of an ant if ant had the size of pone?
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>>13282286
Marker here please.
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>>13282320
songs stuck in my head
but its a good song
probably my favorite on the album
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>>13282328
You maniac!
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>>13282320
>Plush.
[Citation Needed]
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>>13282331
>what is filthy mud pons with retard strength
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>>13282331
A big part of the ant's strength is in its miniscule size and weight, and likely wouldn't translate if it was larger.
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>>13282328
>filename
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>>13282346
What if clean, smart earth pone with hulk strength sat on your face
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>>13282358
nah he doesn't have the balls
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>>13282340
Personally love 'Don't go by the River' myself.
>>13282343
>He doesn't know about the Plush that should not have been made.
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>>13282268
Holy shit I love that movie, 1 and 2 are the only good ones
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>>13282366
since that would never exist i will not even entertain the thought
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>>13282359
It's okay Dosh, marker won't hurt you. It's not trying to scare you, just to be more efficient.
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>>13282250
pinkie is best catpony
that micro was ok, though short
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>>13282375
I love them also.
I plan on streaming the first two sometime this week. Maybe Thursday night. You down?
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>>13282396
>mare winking
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>>13282396
adorable. you should draw more pone.
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>>13282396
Oh pinkie you sly pony.
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>>13282396
>pinkie will never wink at you in color
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>>13282396
>That little nosebleed

A ha ha
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>>13282370
I'm a girl.
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>>13282399
Who are you
And what are you doing here
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>>13282399
hell yeah, I'll be drunk as hell too
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Just practicing expressions and using photoshop
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>>13282433
he bebe want sex?
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>>13282399
Is that ... Tremors?
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>>13282433
See? Don't even have the balls to admit you're a guy who watched a show for little girls.
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>>13282440
unf
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>>13282443
>Fucking anything but a stallion with big musky balls
>2013
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>>13282197
Based admin!
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>>13282440
Why is my favorite horse sad? Dash should be happy and cheerful!
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>>13282433
are you a pony?
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>>13282440
Its a cute sad pony there. Is there a way to cheer her up?
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>>13282434
Just poning
>>13282438
Sweet. Thursday in the PM
>>13282447
you bet your ass
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>>13282440
hng
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>>13282463
Oh fuck yes
FUCK. YES.
Do you have a Director's Cut?
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>>13282440
I like that ear a lot, dunno why, but I really do.
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>>13282458
she's finally realized all the terrible things she's done to her "friends" throughout the years
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just 9 more days!
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Okay, get this

What if in S4 they purge the nightmare from luna, and in its weakened, evil-free state it takes on the form of a filly

And then princess twilight raises it as her student
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>>13282457
I think he may have deleted a while back on his own
He doesn't like getting #rekt
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H-hey Flitter

I like it when you t-touch me down there
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>>13282486
anon are you trying to trick me
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>>13282488
that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
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>>13282488
What if your pone orbited my dick.
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>>13282440
Who are you also that's great!
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>>13282488
what if in a week you fell down a flight of stairs?
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What does marecum taste like?
It'd probably taaste good
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>>13282484
Really the worst thing we have seen Dash do to her friends is the whole eating that cake in the train episode, which she apologized for. Other than that she mostly sticks up for them or defends them.
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>>13282496
... Is this incestual touching?
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>>13282463
Do you have the bluray rip? I've got the 1080p rip that's 13gb, but it's not director's cut.
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>>13282488
Are you trying to trick me?
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>>13282509
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>>13282488
that actually sounds pretty neat
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>>13282488
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>>13282516
I was going to play it off the DVD i own. didn't know there was an HD version. I torrented the 2nd one already but not the first.
>>
ROOGNA
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE
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>>13282520
I'd still waifu her
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>>13282499
I meant until 9/11.

There's going to be fireworks!
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>>13282497
unf
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>>13282538
i hope there is an airshow
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>>13282531
WHAT
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>>13282554
ur a faget
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>>13282554
I just saw the drawing
Extremely disappointing like usual.

I expect another one tomorrow.
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>>13282554
GILDA'S SHINY SHAPESHIFTING PENIS

STAT
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>>13282497
The ship? I agree
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>>13282562
OF COURSE ITS GONNA BE DISAPPOINTING
I HAVE NO ACTUAL WILL TO DO THESE THINGS AND THUS DO NOT STRIVE FOR IMPROVEMENT
DRILL SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU DONT WANT DISSAPOINTMENT GODDAMN
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>"With these babies, your pants will drop down quicker than a falling crystal fillly snatched from the ground
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>>13282571
>Implying
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>>13282582
>shipping lolsorandomretard with anything, no less the one pony who would probably not be able to stand her
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>>13282570
The first thing I thought of was ferrofluid
Specifically, those spiraling drill formations
unf
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>>13282497
Its cute, man. Its a cute pair of ponies.
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>>13282570
We were wrong
We were SO WRONG
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>>13282579
>HAVE NO ACTUAL WILL TO DO THESE THINGS
Doesn't matter
>THUS DO NOT STRIVE FOR IMPROVEMENT
You will
>DRILL SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU DONT WANT DISSAPOINTMENT GODDAMN
No and you will draw till I am no longer disappointed.

Your next Task is Iron Will and Twilight
I expect the drawing in 24 hours
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>>13282552
I hope there's a terrorist attack on American soil.

Seriously. Fuck America.
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>>13282582
No I'm not implying anything. I'm stating a fact
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pretty much the only reason I like smoking pot is that it makes jacking off feel so good, especially to ponies, those butts make my cock throb
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>>13282580
And then dash picked up a crystal filly and smashed it on the ground to illustrate her point.

Anon never spoke to her again.
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Why aren't you arting?
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>tfw Dooks hats us
http://do0ks.tumblr.com/
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>>13282613
I hope it hits somewhere in the deep south

Seriously. Fuck the south.
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>>13282613
why so edge?
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>>13282613
That's really mean and I hope that's just an expression and that you're not wishing death upon citizens of a country just for living in a country you don't like.
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>>13282621
I was though.
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>>13282621
I'm really tired and my art is bad
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>>13282617
That's a human butt. You're desperately trying to be the furfag that you aren't.
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>>13282634
WELL ART SOME MORE
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>>13282617
i wish i could smoke pot again
i miss it so much
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I like HiE fics even though I know they are terrible.
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>>13282632
Shut up, Chistery.
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>>13282640
I was watching Mewball though. fiine.
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>>13282639
I like real horses and cartoon horses, I'm euphoric not because of any false boners, but because I'm enlightened by my own sexual deviancy
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>>13282644
Fish out of water stories can be pretty fun, though.
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>>13282651
I'll draw this horse right now.
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>>13282651
I just want to stroke those ears
Lovingly
... Tenderly.
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>>13282644
I replace the human with the creepiest species my imagination can produce
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>>13282627
at least let me move first
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>>13282653
The further out the better.

I really like when they dont even speak the same language.
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>>13282653
I wish there was one with a human that knows about the show and uses his knowledge to get in a high ranking position
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>>13282642
I'm too afraid to grow because I don't want to go to federal prison, I hope they legalize it here like in WA someday. I don't like buying it either, makes me nervous, so I make it last a long time.
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>>13282651
I WANT TO PET HER MANE!
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Total slave!
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Sorry my dick's bigger than yours brah
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>>13282630
Because they're about to start World War 3 and drag the rest of the planet down with them and I am almost definitely going to die because of it.

Maybe if some new terrorist organisation bombs a stadium in California they'll drop their entire army on those guys so they're distracted from their goals of world domination for a few more months.
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>>13282668
That's a strap-on. It doesn't count.
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>>13282664
What, like how Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court's protagonist used his knowledge of history and future tech to alter the course of events?

>>13282663
Hmm! Have you seen any set in Equestria?
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>>13282623
oh,
okay
RIP in piece i guess
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>>13282659
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>>13282668
Believe me
I'm not upset
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>13282667
>tfw you will never be black owned and "forced" to service a 9" cock multiple times a day every single day as your one and only job
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>>13282651
pone with short hair is so cute
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>>13282682
I haven't seen that movie but I guess so.
I mean fuck we know a shitload about the ponies, about what they did and so on. Use that knowledge to your advantage. Get your waifu since you already know a lot about her, probably some things not even her friends know, use Twilight. Hell get there at the start of S1 and change everything.
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>>13282674
> thinking it won't be used as an impetus for total war
> thinking that will anything but hasten the inevitable
> implying your caterwauling about geopolitics has any place here
Leave the money on the table. We're done here.
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>>13282682
>Have you seen any set in Equestria?

Two.

One even has a female lead. the implied lesbeans was unf even though it wasnt trying to be.
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>>13282686
Charles Barkley isn't creepy.

He doesn't even leak parasitic worms from his nose while the ponies around him don't even notice the massive beak's writhing excretions pouring all over their manes
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>>13282617
all these butts are gonna make me cum
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>>13281948
I have the same plushie!
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>>13282706
>Hell get there at the start of S1 and change everything.
You know what I'd change?
Tank. Fuck him I wanted the bat to win
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>>13282706
It's a Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens book. It's also pretty good.

If that's your thing, hey, sure
But it's going to seem a little odd you know things before they happen
But don't warn anyone about Discord
Or seem to do much other than maneuver for the gal you like
And maybe someone else is better for you
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>>13282663
>don't even speak the same language

Ponies speak english.

The map of equestria look a lot like a crude map of the american northeast.
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>>13282719
We are as one.
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>>13282700
>Not wanting to be owned by a rich, young, attractive white guy that takes care of every single one of your needs except emotional
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>>13282712
unf
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>>13282731
> Ponyville is in Maine
> Close to the Quest Compound in an alternate reality
Please Anon
Please don't do this to my heart
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>>13282731
>Ponies speak english.

I dont look for accuracy in fanfiction, Anon.
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>>13282617
intense caffeine high faps are nice too
fucking college man, too much weed for my tastes
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>>13282719
oh god lel
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>>13282621
Im arting but tired and want to sleep but i cant sleep so im arting
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>>13282617
>>13282642

I smoked pot once in high school and it gave me a panic attack, never again. I know they make strains that are specifically for anxiety in California, I'd be willing to try again if that was the case.
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>>13282716
chicken butt=best butt
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>>13282707
>implying

How many troops did they send to Afghanistan because of 9/11? They're over-reaction to another terrorist attack would at least leave them hamstrung.

Maybe it'll delay their charge into Beijing.

Keep your money, I gave that to your mother last week. hue.
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>>13282729
Well yeah I'd have to be careful to not slip and let them know anything. And I'll also try to avoid changing to much. I don't want to end up with NMM, Chrysalis, Sombra or Discord winning.

I'd try to be subtle and actually consider the consequences of all my actions.
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>>13282754
I used to take dexamphetamine and jack off for hours, it makes you have no feeling in your dick, but you can't stop yourself. When I finally came it'd make me gasp and curl my toes, but my dick would be sore for days after.
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>>13282731
>ponies are an invading alien species
>they took the entire east coast and then some
>discord didn't even bother with human civilization, used it as inspiration more than anything
>the pegasi's cloud magic has starved the midwest of rainfall, turning it into a desert
>humans can't do shit about it because of the extremely resilient barrier
>america reduced to a few coastal cities
>the unicorns, and later celestia, do not raise the sun, but alter the earth's rotation to match their homeworld's
>pony expats, actually exiled by celestia or descended from exiles, are common as hell
>rest of the planet unaffected otherwise
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>>13282759
There's something wrong with his/her mane
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>>13282773
>Maybe it'll delay their charge into Beijing.
Yeah, we're going to attack the country that makes all the stuff that keeps the general population happy and stupid enough to let politicians do whatever they want.
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what do you mean im not for sexual
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13282773
They'll never touch beijing. They'll wreck the ports and leave the special economic zones in tatters for post-war reconstruction.
But don't you worry, you'll be marched off to Iran to save your countries' natural gas and oil holdings there
You will die miles away from home shot through by a NATO soldier - a Turk.
Enjoy 2017
It'll be the last year you'll spend as a free man
And get to /pol/, this is pony time
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>>13282795
Harlot
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>>13282789
Not until your older.
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>>13282777
Celestia could tell what you're up to.

And if nothing else your dreams will give you away.
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>>13282787
I didn't connect it by the ear. maybe thats why
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>Implying anything is happening
No-one is going to an actual war over a fucking shithole full of sandniggers
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>>13282754
Indicas give me the best orgasms, anything with a nice tingly body high makes me rock hard and gives me spectacular orgasms that feel like they last forever
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>>13282802
That's not a very nice thing to say about pony
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>>13282789
You're for sexualing me
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>>13282789
>that reach around drawing

I wasnt ready for that unf
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>>13282782
But anon

You're forgetting that the saddle arabians staged a complete takeover of the UK
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Sometimes I get really depressed about my art. Some days I feel like I should stop even trying.
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>>13282810
>My dreams
GODDAMMIT
Maybe they'll understand. I mean that way they'll know I'm not a threat. they'll know I don't want to make anyone sad or suffer. Celestia and Luna won't interfere that much...right?
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>>13282777
>i don't want to end up with chrysalis winning
>not helping her

Would you help her research turning ponies into living love batteries?

Would you "dispose" of cadence with foresight instead of letting her sit in a hole and wait for twilight?

Of course you would. Changelings are the superior species.
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>>13282789
But you are, my love.
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>>13282830
Take a little break and vidya or go outside. Also, its cute though the head seem a bit off.
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>>13282841
Changelings a shit
Get reked.
I'd use Raid on them
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>>13282798
I'm sure I'll get killed by some commanding officer or something for desertion or something before that ever happens.
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>>13282830
Anatomy is fucked.
You sure you're not just burnt out?
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>>13282848
If changelings eat love, is hate like an enema?
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>>13282841
[kitten smashing intensifies]
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>>13282830
Don't stop, you will only regret lost time. Take a break if you need to, but never leave it.
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>>13282835
Let me put it this way.
One day you'll wake up and your life on Earth will have been a dream
Or at least the Equestria you thought you knew will be so weird and muddied compared to the one in front of you
But it passes by the time you take your coffee
Time for a new day
You're so much happier here, why bother snatching at the dreamstuff wicking away like a thin fog.
Who has time for television in a world without it?
Let alone REMEMBER it?
Sheesh, you have chores to worry about and friends to meet.
The coffee's good, too.
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>>13282825
What drawing? link?
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>>13282810
She'd know how sexy I find ponies, and that I have fantasies about her, so would she give me a lecture about how my feelings are normal and nothing to be ashamed of? And then maybe make me squirm and beg with her magic while laughing at my desperation?
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>>13282857
Its like a combined form of Rarity and Fluttershy!
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>>13282857
wow
such fashion
wow
so prim
much style
wow
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>>13282754
>>13282817
>>13282617

kinda interested now, I have no friends, how do I get weed
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>>13282857
Is that supposed Ponka with Rarity's mane and tail and Fluttershy's face?
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>>13282250
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>>13282868
Well your feelings are normal
Your sociopathy for changing the course of future events is not
They can correct it without ruining you, the person
You just won't remember anything from the fictional Equestria past the current day
Your life will be yours again, not a game of chess with the Cosmos
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I'm going to go back in time to the mid 2000s and introduce changelings as a horrible fetishy furry OC species.
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>>13282881
silkroad or craigslist, depending on where you live
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>>13282866
dont have it, sorry
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>>13282885
That looks comfy as fuck.
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>>13282885
Rose, you're killing me
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File deleted.
What's your biggest fetish, Anon?
Mine's big dicks on anything
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>>13282897
I wish you the best of luck
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>>13282894
>>13282860

And then anon went to try out this cool new magical machine that lets you live any dream you want
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>>13282898
>craigslist

Somehow that sounds like a bad idea
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>>13282885
Oh god that's so adorable.
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>>13282905
size difference
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>>13282905
shota x loli
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>>13282905
If posting it on MLPG would get a 50/50 hate/arousal reaction, it turns me on
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>>13282918
Like dick size or body size
Because the former is unf
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>>13282918
+1
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>>13282651
Okay.
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>>13282905
Impregnation. Especially willing, writhing, "fuck me fill me BREED ME DAMN IT" impregnation.
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>>13282925
acid shitposter pls fuck offpost more
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>>13282932
I've never heard size difference be used to describe dicks
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>>13282885
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>>13282905
I can never really decide
Lately if has been futa urethra fucking
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>>13282934
I like that pony
Now draw Rarity and Twilight drunk insulting mud ponies. Bonus points if RD is holding AJ to not beat the crap out of them
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>>13282905
Pony is my fetish
your question isn't pony
Be pony now
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>>13282894
So does Celestia know what I'm thinking about every time I masturbate? Do all the princesses know? Do they laugh at my pathetic fantasies?
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>>13282938
>implying im not nevrean shitposter

I HAVE A RECORD OF THREE SHITPOSTS COME AT ME FAG
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>>13282932
either
breast size is a fun one too
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Drunk Flitter + Cloudchaser sexualing Rumble while he's nervous and reluctant until it starts feeling so good that he stops protesting pls
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>>13282941
>tfw EA never writes any more
THIS FUCKING HIATUS STINKS
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>>13282954
But no one really cares about nevreans
Sergals get all the attention

Also how do you get a 50/50 split from 3 samples
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>>13282952
pony is unnerved by your shallow breathing and excited tone

she compares you to a griffon before a kill

how do you reassure pony that you are not a weird monster?
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>>13282956
unf
I love futa-Flutterdash for this
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>>13282965
nevrean's don't turn me on but satyrs do
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>>13282495
Its annoying, he had RCH going for a second the other night.

Why can't they both just vanish, make the general a whole lot better.
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>>13282952
No, they don't focus in on you that much
When and if Luna catches someone imagining her like that she just makes certain it's an interest or a flight of fancy, not a deep obsession
Even if she returned your feelings she wouldn't want a slavering fan or someone so knotted up in her there's not much to love

I think maybe Cadence may be able to tell when someone's thinking "strong feelings of love" about her, but
She finds it a little flattering
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>>13282963
>tfw EA writes my fetishes but adds one of the only couple things that turns me off
Now that stinks, literally

I still wish he had more free time though
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>anon suggest an edit of a comic panel in here
>make it and post it
>someone else finds it and puts it on their tumblr
>350 notes
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>>13282977
You mean RCH and his hateanon?
I can take RCH over the hateanon
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>>13282977
RCH can stay. He's alright.
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>>13282881
>wanting to smoke drugs solely because of the fact that it makes masturbating feel better

MLPG
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>>13282978
That's both disappointing and relieving. I still want all the princesses to torment me sexually with magic while mocking me and giggling at the way I squirm and moan
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>>13282977
Well he deserved it
Who claims he has an 8" dick with a name on and doesn't post it?
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>>13282996
busting a big ol' load feels great, what can I say
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Weed is making me realize the stuff we talk about is makes us look like sick fucks
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>>13282853
I probably am but I haven't really drawn anything I've been remotely proud of in almost a month.
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>>13283002
I don't get it
Is it just because reverse image search leads to a page called Lucky Pony?
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>>13283007
I just fapped to a mix of unbirthing and gore, and you're actually creeping me out
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>>13282989
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>>13283012
...A tease?
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>>13283023
Really man take a break. A few days where you play vidya, have fun, go outside.
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>>13282996
I've stuck knitting needles up my dick because MLPG said it felt good
I've fapped with a banana skin too
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>>13283022
it probably shouldn't take weed for you to realize that
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>>13283022
You only realized this now?
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>>13283030
Yes

Congratulations, you saved the riddle
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>>13283033
Femdom and humiliation seems more tame than murder, but that's just me
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>>13283038
I don't think you should be teasing on MLPG
If you're going to shitpost about your dick at least post it
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>>13283023
What this anon said. >>13283041

Its nice that you draw and all but take a break when it burnt you out.
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>>13283048
Disappointing
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>You fall through a portal to Equestria
>The only ponies who know a damn thing about you are the mane 6 and princesses due to Twilight's experience
>You have all your show knowledge
Wat do?

>>13283022
>look like
Understatement of the week, people.
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>>13283036
Well, technically I didn't make this but Price did it and I just edited what Anon suggested.
I'm just mad at myself that I forgot to put it on my own tumblr
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>>13283033
>unbirthing and gore
link?
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>>13283043
That doesn't sound like it feels good at all. I bought a fleshlight because MLPG said it feels good, but it's really not that much better than using my hand. I wanna get an e-stim box and a Venus 2000 someday.
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>>13282990
>>13282993
>And here come the whiteknights.
>>13283012
>he deserved it
Indeed, how dare he act like a massive attention whore like he does here!
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>>13283049
It wasn't murder, it was vivisection with penises going into odd places.
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>>13283070
> must be whiteknights
Just saying, the guy who keeps shitting on RCH is more annoying than RCH bragging about his dick ever was
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>>13283069
It does
It's a good hurt
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i worked on this for too long
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>>13283050
>I don't think you should be teasing on MLPG

...That made less then zero sense considering half of MLPG at this hour probably gets off on teasing.
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>>13283071
Yeah, I still think being teased, brought to the brink of orgasm over and over again, and humiliated by cartoon princess ponies is less weird
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>>13283086
Edge levels off the charts, Cap'n.
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>>13283061
Gain an advantage over Twilight and the rest by telling them I'm not from the Equestria Girls world.
Ask Rarity to let me stay with her in exchange of taking care of Sweetie and the CMC when needed and helping her around the shop.
Use my show knowledge to quickly become friends with all of them and to get as close as possible to my waifu if i have a chance.
After that just you know, live life. Help them around, go with them on adventures, stuff like that.
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>>13283086
seriously tho it reminds me of trees and klaufir
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>>13283081
How do you cum if there's something in your piss-slit? Does it just go back into your bladder?
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>>13283086
I don't get it.
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>>13283090
People being less than manly creep me out.

If you don't want to cut someone open and cum directly into their uterus there's probably something wrong with you.
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>>13283087
BUT DO IT ANONYMOUSLY

LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO IT WITH AN IDENTITY
THIS HAPPENS
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>>13283077
>the guy who keeps shitting on RCH is more annoying than RCH bragging about his dick ever was
Yet he creates more quality posts then RCH's best 'art'
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>>13283098
It gets on the roof some times
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>>13283110
> shitting over someone constantly produces more quality posts than someone actually posting pictures
I know Chistery pissed you off, but surely you aren't that dumb
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>>13283083
nice colors m8
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>>13283083
Good enough for me to fap.
Thanks man
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>>13282947
I'll try to remember that one, but not tonight, Anon. My coordination is completely out of wack. I don't think I can handle multiple horses at this current time.
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>>13283093
I'd do the first and probably second ones.

Then I'd realize I'm in a high fantasy world and get some ponies to follow me on an ADVENTURE.

I'd use my foreknowledge of the world and my own MYSTERIOUSNESS to get ahead.
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>>13283122
y-you too
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>>13283083
THAT DICK IS TOO SMALL
I CAN'T IMAGINE MYSELF AS HIM
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>>13283105
It runs in the family, I come from a long line of emasculated men. I resent women and have fantasies about beating and raping them, but I can't deny my fantasies.
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>>13283121
>responding
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>>13283121
You can't honestly tell me that his arts and crafts is comparable to actual drawn art that people spend hours into.

His crippled ass cannot produce anything of quality, despite your praise.
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>>13283144
> saying shitting on some one is demonstrably worse than someone contributing anything is praise
1/10, made me reply
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>barely any pictures of crystal ponies getting fucked exist at all
>no pictures of crystal tribadism
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Pinkie would be the best at deepthroating you
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Ponuts with sprinkles
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>>13283161
are crystal ponies see through
are they into creampies
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http://i.imgur.com/tULq2rx.gif

I remember the day when I thought having sex with animals was deplorable. I've been seduced by the hypnotic charm of mare pussy, I want it so much that I'm saving up to buy a mini mare.
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>>13283132
sorry sb
http://sadpanda.us/images/1826901-6BN9CHJ.png
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>>13283161
>Barely any pictures of Wheaties exist
>And a number of them only exist because I requested them

Where's my Wheaties, MLPG?
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>>13283177
holy megadicks
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>>13283177
That version makes her look frightened
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>>13283168
>Pinkie tells you she's great at deepthroating
>She can take all of you, she's sure of it
>And sure enough, she swallows you whole
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>>13283176
When I was 12 I wanted to fuck the dragon chick from dragon tails.
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>>13283177
unf
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>>13283186
can you blame her?
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>>13283188
This went from possibly very fun to god no
All too quickly
All so quickly
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>>13283156
Allow me to place the post differently.

He. Contributes. NOTHING!
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>>13283177
The second a pony's mouth touched my penis I'd blast all over that cute snout and plump lips, firing shot after shot until I ran dry


http://i.imgur.com/wjrY3Wt.gif
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>>13283203
neither do you
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>>13283188
>remember kids, vore is an essential part of a balanced lifestyle!
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>>13283180
Here you go, part of a balanced breakfast.
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>>13283211
>you will never drink cereal from a shoe
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>>13283188
>she plunges all the way down to the hilt when you say you're about to cum, her throat muscles undulating and milking every last drop out of you
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>>13283203
He contributes something entertaining, whether or not you think it's "real art" like some useless tumblr snob that refuses to look at a dictionary lest his personal reality come crashing down

You, on the other hand, only aggravate with haphazard language.

Please remove yourself, malformed autistic brain and all.
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>>13283211
>eating his waifu out for breakfast
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>>13283122
is she getting faster
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>>13283210
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>>13283203
I'm pretty sure I'm not going to take the definition of quality contribution from someone dead-set on shitting all over someone.

What does a wrecking ball care about interior design?
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>>13283209
Yes but at least i don;t place my posts under glass with a trip.
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>>13283223
There is no way this isn't just the guy responding to himself, right?
No one would actually be seriously continuing this conversation
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>>13283224
unf
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>>13283176
Is all that cum from him or the mare? Shit looks like vanilla pudding.
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>>13283208
>>13283177
>>13283176

fuck you, I'm so goddamn horny right now but I can't cum
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>>13283223
>like some useless tumblr snob
Reminds me, which one of you jokers told him to make one? I personally look at it to chuckle at his notes. The massive 4 he gets per post!
You assholes tricked him good on that joke that he was funny.
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If humans ever waged war against the ponies, they would portray them as dumb animals and sell pony meat on every streetcorner.

They might do that anyways. The pony tourists just decided to stay, right?
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>>13283262
> I personally look at it to chuckle at his notes
More like somehow your time and energies have been warped around the pivot of RCH.
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>>13283176
I thought it was gross until somebody linked that video of a guy fucking a mare in heat and making her cum. That video of the guy getting a blowjob from a mare where it swallows his cum was smoking hot, too.
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>>13283264
>you will never eat Kentucky Fried Gryphon
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Pony told me she would come visit.
Pony lied.
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>>13283266
I can hear her say those in her voices.

Also, where is the cutie mark?
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You know what's good about mlpg?
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>>13283286
It's not quite as shitty as other places?
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Hottest princess, best wife
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>>13283286
The wide variety of disgusting furry porn they will inevitably introduce to you?

By the way have you ever heard of a C-Snake?
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>>13283271
I know he is a nightly drinker, he will fuck up an respond and fight me.

And he will loose your precious love!
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>>13283302
Oh fuck RCH is a changeling
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>>13283286
its active
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>>13283302
>loose
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>>13283302
That's some ... master plan you have there
I guess
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>>13283312
I thought everyone knew that
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>>13283284
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>>13283321
isn't that too long to be a twin bed?
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>>13283321
>>13283319
>>13283312
He will fuck up at some point, and be hated by your mlpg. You will see.
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>>13283340
I don't have a fucking clue
Maybe it's made XL-length for college kids
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>>13283346
Rare

Well done
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>>13283352
>rare
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>>13283350
well then that door is huge.
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>>13283346
Rare.
Don't tell her what it is, let her taste it first.
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>>13283346
Medium.

Vegetarian.
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>>13283355
You're not a real carnivore unless your food is still screaming while you're eating it.
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>>13283346
Medium rare
She'd never eat meat
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>>13283346
dont like meat
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>>13283346
Well done and made of some sort of bird

Well done and made of ham
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>>13283355
>He doesn't eat his meat still mooing.
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>>13283347
It's not really healthy to set your sights on seeing others fail.

What do you build on from there? More sublime failures? The same rush you got the first time? The same sweet "success" of another's misery, but faster?
>>
WELL I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
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>>13283346
I don't think ponies eat steak.
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>Eating filthy, stupid, docile cows
>Eating loving, intelligent, peaceful pigs

It's like you have no self respect.

Only eat it if it wants to kill you. Ever had mountain lion?
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>>13283393
I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY
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>>13283403
Can I eat fish?
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>>13283302
>that post
At least I now know that the RCH Hateanon is NBS.
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>>13283406
>>13283393
Metallica pls

metal is a terrible genre.
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>>13283403
>Only eat it if it wants to kill you.
That is not how the fucking food chain works.
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>>13283383
>What do you build on from there?
The rest of the name"fags" and trips here. We only want your real artists to come into the draw generals, we will respect you there.
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>>13283415
It is now.
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>>13283416
> we will only want x
> we will respect you
You must think you're royalty or pregnant.
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>>13283414
All right, I admit, that rustled me a bit.
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Hips
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>>13283296
best cocksucker in Equestria
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>>13283424
Pony hips?
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>>13283281
>pony said she will come
>but she will never
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>>13283423
Because it's true?
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>>13283416
I'm pretty sure we're okay with people having opinions, not constantly driving the few people who still post their own art or writing on MLPG

I think you've forgotten where that line is.
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>>13283432
the poniest
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>>13283403
>not eating wild boar
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>>13283448
Pony hips are mediocre
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>>13283438
I think he means because that's obviously not Metallica. That's the joke, right?
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Pone booped you in the chest

Pone booped you on the heart
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>>13283453
I disagree.
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>>13283403
A pig would eat me if I was already dead. I'm just doing the same.
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>>13283439
>m pretty sure we're okay with people having opinions, not constantly driving the few people who still post their own art or writing on MLPG

Sorry, but I was talking about someone who does neither art or writing.
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>>13283464
Can I hug that pony?
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>>13283464
>pone knows about pressure points
>pone just stopped your heart
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I wish my waifu was real. I'd do anything to be with her.
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>>13283464
Pone booped my heart long ago
But then she broke it by never calling back
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>>13283468
> if I can't call it art no one gets to
> I'll keep driving off people if *I* don't like it
> "No, YOU move"
Piss off.
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>>13283464
you are already booped
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>>13283468
>it's not REAL art
>It's *urgh* CRAFT

Did you miss the fluttershy micro or something?

Go back to the sergal containment zone.
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>>13283033
>I just fapped to a mix of unbirthing and gore
I didn't know there's actual lifestealer porn
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MLPG are you waifu experts?
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>>13283465
There's really nothing appealing about pony hips.
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>>13283486
Y-yeah but I'm not sure gecko blue is your shade
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>>13283486
Not anymore...
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>>13283494
No, half of these idiots think you can have more than one waifu or it's okay to change waifus every week
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>>13283486
I think something is wrong with her face.
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>>13283494
Yes. We know that waifus are just personal fantasies and they can be whoever, whatever, and in whatever quantity you want them to be in
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>>13283504
>tfw Applefag forever
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>>13283486
Purple horse is ugly horse
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>>13283498
But they have marecunts between them

And sometimes marecocks!
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>>13283486
her face is kinda weird
And she really should stop holding her butt like that
That's how you get back pains
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>>13283504
Cool your autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ
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>>13283504
what makes you such an expert in the science of waifu-ology
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>>13283512
no anon, she is prettiest horse
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>>13283512
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
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>>13283520
>14 minutes
If it isn't worth it I will come and hunt you down
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>>13283482
>>13283484
>Sticks googly eyes on things.
>PRAISED FOR CREATIVE IDEAS UNPARALLELED!
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>>13283486
I want her puffy lips around my penis.
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>>13283464
But I produce sadness from there..
Pony pls
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>>13283527
You have like four options
1) Constructive Criticism
2) Praise
3) Ignore
4) Zealotry

Guess which one you picked
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>>13283281
>Friend said she'd call
>She doesn't
>She texts me 3 months later

S-she might
Maybe she just forgot you existed
It happens pretty often to me
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>>13283540
5) Clear vision of bullshit.

?
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>>13283498
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>>13283480
She wishes you were real too anon
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MLPG I have a problem. I love my waifu more than anything and I have been loyal to her.

But there's another one that a small part of me has also loves.

What should I do?
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>>13283557
How can she wish for anything if she isn't real anon?
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>>13283527
> If I don't like it, I need to ruin their cunts
>>13283552
> and just say "wake up sheeple"

Glad we cleared this up
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>>13283552
you chose
poorly
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>>13283559
kill urself
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>>13283520
>that tangent at 4:20ish

unf
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>>13283563
She's real, just not here. Where she lives, you aren't real, but she wishes you were so you could be together
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>>13283572
Nigga I swear to god go play some vidya. Take a break. Please
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My Current Waifu List

0: Richard Stallman
1: Applejack
2: Bonbon
2.5: Lyra
3: Your favorite pony
4: And your second favorite pony
5: Vin Diesel
6: Bonbon
7: Aya Shameimaru
8: I dunno that spider chick from /co/'s favorite fetish comic
9: Whatever those fuzzy rape machines are, I take the most kawaii and least rapey among them. She's mine now. No touching. Fuck you. I will defend her with my life, and later your corpse. I don't need to know her name, only that she is soft and cute. But if she was named bonbon that would be a huge bonus.
10: I'll get back to you on this one
11: Bonbon
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>>13283572
Its cute and I would do anything to cheer her up. Also >>13283578
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>>13283565
>>13283564
Tell me, whiteknights, what has he done for you? What free drawings has he done to praise you for your hard work?
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>>13283559
Seek a waifu counselor?
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>>13283578
But I still wanna draw, I played video games basically since I woke up today.
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>>13283585
> I need praise to just be kept from shitting all over someone constantly
This is why we need to stop giving out easy A's
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>>13283585
he made a robot out of popsicle sticks
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>>13283559
Take a minute to talk about our lord and saviour
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>>13283585
He took a picture of my favorite pony with googly eyes.
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>>13283591
Draw Lyra and Squigly
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>>13283585
It's just baffling to all of us that you need to shit all over someone
Constantly
Just ... CONSTANTLY
As though he's just a hot leaden ball in your throat you can neither swallow nor spit out
A koan only solved through sheer resolution, screching "MU!"

He's a guy that makes silly google-eye edits
And doesn't need to give you free drawings to not be harassed on a public forum
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>>13283580
calm down, you can keep the bonbon rape machine.
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>>13283580
>SYAMEIMARU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AB-aL-C3o
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>>13283610
>koan
>screching
>mu
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>>13283621
SHAMEIMARU
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I'm still pissed off that Fluttershy won. This is so fucking bullshit
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>>13283622
You know the saying, "Before enlightenment, chop wood, drink tea - after enlightenment, chop wood, drink tea."

I guess shitposting got in there too.
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>>13283611
fuck that
I'm going to steal her and train her to be a proper rapemachine
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>>13283600
He took a picture of your favorite pony, and he stuck googly eyes on it?

And you accepted this? What if he did it to a drawing you spent hours on? And turned your art into a joke that he gets all the attention for!?
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>>13283640
FIGHT ME NERD
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>>13283637
destroy fluttershy
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>>13283645
>"I love to go on his blog and laugh at how he receives no notes at all"
>"ALL THE ATTENTION!"
Geez dude, you really need to work on your short term memory. There's nothing worse than forgetting what you just said 10 minutes ago when trying to troll, that's a real neck breaker.
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>>13283658
stop fucking responding
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>>13283639
What is the sound one hand #shots fired
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>>13283657
ara ara rarara
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>>13283658
>Implying he is the only one who wants RCH gone.
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>>13283637
Shit was rigged. Last two weeks wouldn't let me vote. Bitches were scared Rarity would win.
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>>13283645
Man, RCH posting my art with googly eyes could only GET me notes/attention. He'd probably link to me too.
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>>13283637
Best pony wasn't even up for the vote so I don't care about the results
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>>13283685
Your shitty backgrounder has no place except as my waifu what are we talking about
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>>13283224
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>>13283691
She's not a backgrounder, she's a secondary character!
>>
guys

we /mu/
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13283697
>the pipe

Dominic durpgan?
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>>13283697
>havent fapped for half a week
>event hat comic is hot as hell now
>>
This pony is a slut
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>>13283674
> implying you aren't the same guy
No really RCH may not be perfect and sometimes I wish he'd do more than "le googly eyes" but on the other hand I don't see RCH in threads without Mewball going like "OH MAN FUCK THAT MEWBALL GUY I WISH HE WOULD LEAVE FUCK HIS ART IS NOTHING CAN'T YOU ALL SEE WASN'T IT GREAT THAT TIME I GOT HIM TO LEAVE"

I strongly suspect because an Anon can say and do whatever he wants with zero reprisal and no risk of ever being simply filtered, 0 quality control
>>
It's not a night thread without RCH getting shit on without him knowing about it.
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>>13283645
You've clearly confused RCH with someone who claims they do more to an image than put googly eyes on
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>>13283714
Lyra!
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>>13283714
SYAMEIMARU
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>tfw you'll never have a hot mom who sucks your pole when you play video games

http://i.imgur.com/GrkaiFR.gif
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There is no time for sleep
only requests
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>>13283714
Not really, but the kids found pictures from when she was young and needed the money.
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>>13283714
>>13283736
sanae
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>>13283746
Sweetie defending moth pone from Rarity who has an oversized bug spray can
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>>13283746
luna with a luna moth pone hugging her butt for stupid pun reasons
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>>13283730
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>>13283730
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w
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>>13283754
>tfw the slut meme started with her
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>>13283729
All I ave seen of his 'work' is him sticking googly eyes on toys.
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>>13283765
Total whore. Bitch will sleep with anybody.
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>>13283776
Yes, but
Has he ever said "no wait look at it, it means things far beyond the googles"?
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>>13283824
Beyond him being an attention whore?
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>>13283824
the cosmology of his whole body of work, when taking as a single universe, is actually very deep and interesting
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>>13283837
But the 'attention whore' you keep citing is him, I don't know
Actually posting things
Or being seen
So ... being visible is terrible Gaga-esque fame fagging?
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I wish I was a pretty girl
I'm pretty sure all of my problems would be solved
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>>13283846
What, that they all have severe vision problems?
... Actually that'd be kind of neat
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>>13283813
hi
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>>13283740
>that licking

oh sweet lord
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http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1378012516518.jpg

UNF
Apart from the OC
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>>13283861
>neckbeard OC
ha
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>>13283848
I wish I was a pretty mare
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>>13283861
> x-ray
> possible impreg
> Hot humanized Mayor Mare
> with stockings
> and straps
> visibly into it, at work
> on the floor
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
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>>13283602
I like Miss Fortune better.
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>>13283746
Luna giving Celestia braids
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>>13283873
This also
http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1378012548088.jpg
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>>13283882
Dude
DUDE
DUUUUDDE
I'm gonna need three hands for this
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>>13283882
I don't know why but I really like that her cunt is so much deeper
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>>13283882
i don't know whose pone that is but it's kinda cute
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>>13283891
W-well Anon
She appears to be some sort of Amazonian
Or a quarter-giantess
Owing to her rank and magical ability
UNF
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>>13283820
http://i.imgur.com/Fy4oqFa.png

She gives amazing head, can't blame them
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>>13283893
I'm gonna call him 42
>>
Based god has descended from the heavens and says that you can spend the rest of your life with your loyal, loving waifu

but

she's had mewball's dick in her before
RCH hateanon has pictures of her vagina
a zebra turned her into a sergal and there is no known cure

before this engagement she was promised life with her loving, loyal husbando at the expense of fucking mewball, showing RCH hateanon her vagina, and being turned into a sergal

and if you turn her down you have to sit and wait for a few hours while she cries about how much she loved you, all the good times she was looking forward to, and what she has going to name your heretical kids. no take backs. she still might offer to hug you once, before she never sees you again. ever.
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Lewd mind test.
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>>13283903
And they're in a pose that gets pretty deep penetration for a stallion
She really needs it doesn't she?
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>>13283916
is the joke that applejack's hair looks like it's been washed with semen?
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Okay no more drawings for tonight. Goodnight MLPG.
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>>13283912
I'd be okay with that.
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>>13283912
> turned into a sergal
NO DEAL
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>>13283912
[denied]
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>>13283912
Sure
Apart from the sergal thing this is normal
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>>13283926
I love drunkhorse
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>>13283929
>>13283928
cryingwaifusthatwillnevergettheirlivesback.gif
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>>13283873
>pony on human
>possible impreg

DWEB?
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>>13283926
thank you for the ponies
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>>13283926
That pony is too drunk. She might hurt her self.
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>>13283926
I love you
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>>13283912
So...yeah I have to listen to her for a few hours to get to live with Rarity in Equestria
Sure whatever
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>>13283936
Anon, it's a world where magical talking ponies exist
At least give me this
At least let me imagine this scratches one of my fetishes
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>>13283912
i get to have sex with so many ponies
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>>13283943
You don't get to go to equestria.
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>>13283934
As do I.
>>13283937
You're quite welcome.
>>13283940
Its okay. Marshmallow can't break too much.
>>13283942
I love you too Anon.
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>>13283912
>go on MLPG
>mewball is bragging about fucking your waifu
>RCH spams vagina pictures
>everyone from /tg/ and then several furry conventions worth of autists are rioting outside your house

worth it
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>>13283906
She sure does love her salt licks.
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>>13283954
I love you more
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>>13283912
Mew wouldn't dare to stick his dick in my ponimouto.
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>>13283958
Well to be fair RCH Hateanon has the pictures
It will eventually leak
THEN RCH will put googly eyes on it
On a Sergal really it's an improvement
>>
MLPG YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAIFU BUT

SHE'S BEEN TURNED INTO MEWBALL

ALSO Swhat were you expecting a fuzzy rape machine or something? it's just me, text you weren't expecting.
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>>13283945
I'll let you imagine it.

But you're wrong.
>>
So when do I get into a general where rch isn't talked about?
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>>13283953
Okay then
New hypothetical situation.
I'm going to live with my waifu in Eqeustria happy forever
You meanwhile continue to be faggots.
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>>13283973
>Fluttershy is now a twink
I'm dismayed that he's described himself as unattractive but I can work with this
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>>13283979
Never.

Seriously, who is RCH?
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>>13283973
i'd a mewball waifu
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>>13283976
> but you'd be wrong
> NO FUN ALLOWED
Sheesh
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>>13283980
Your waifu poses a hypothetical situation where she has fucked everyone in ponyville and has a vagina that could consume planets

Only it's not hypothetical.
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>>13283973
>>13283912
what if we combined these two unimaginable shitty scenarious into one amazing fetish

>furry transformation shortstack selfcest voyeurism

unf
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>>13284001
holy shit how did you even manage to hit all those buttons
>>
waking up with your favorite pony's forelegs wrapped around you and your arms wrapped around them
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>>13284001
... Huh
>>
Too many people are arguing over RCH hate anon to notice my Squiggly.

Ehhhhh I guess it's time for bed.
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>>13284008
trying to move and realizing that she's experiencing rigor mortis
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>>13283903
Amazonian women is the only fetish MLPG managed to drag me into
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaKhKho8us
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>>13284012
you draw way too light
needs more contrast
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>>13284008
Pecking at each others lips gently as you both wake up
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>>13284013
Trying to escape and realizing that your skeleton escaped
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>>13283912
Of course I would accept.
Right after I punched Mew and RCH Hateanon in their dicks for exploiting my waifu like that.
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>>13283973
>>13283986
>>13283989
>>13284001
wat
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>>13283988
Greentext writer back in the day, made a few iconic OC's doing so.

Tabasco, Swiffer helped write some of the stuttering police pony.

Just some fool who put words on posts, and placed them where people would read them.
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>>13284012
I have no idea what the hell a squiggly is. Also Fuck Lyra
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>>13283991
You can still have fun.

It just wouldn't be fun that is based within the bounds of reality.

Like Japan.
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>>13284030
I love you Mewball please penetrate my butthole.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbEGSTpsjx4
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BASIC GOD DESCENDS

YOUR WAIFU IS REAL

BUT SHE'S A SKELETON

AND MEWBALL FUCKED HER

WHILE SHE WAS A SKELETON
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>>13284030
You're probably ugly and skinnyfat though
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>>13284039
Anon, of all the things in that list of things that turned me on about that picture
The bone of contention you picked re: reality was
Whether the MAGICAL HORSE could knock up the WOMAN ENGAGING WITH SAPIENT CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A MAGICAL HORSE
That the arrangement could lead to a child

... But yeah you're right
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>>13284046
>That great voice
>That personality
I'd cuddle her every day and night
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>>13284042
but that would be gay
and im not gay
>>13284049
ugly yes skinnyfat nooo
im skeleton
>>13284046
that sounds terrible
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>>13284021
I-I'm sorry anon. People keep complaining about it and I tried to make it a little better but I guess it's still too light.

This is how lightly I used to draw.
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>>13283973
>>13283912
Mew stop talking about fucking my waifu or turning my waifu into you
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>>13283759
butthug
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>>13284046
Do I get to rattle her bones?
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>>13284046
More like he boned her
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>>13284056
Could we just cuddle then?
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>>13283906
Ponies in general can drain your balls like nobody's business. They're anatomically optimized to suck cock; prehensile lips, and muscular tongues that work you like a vacuum.
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>>13284056
But do you have definition
Unless you're ottermode you're skinnyfat
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>>13284060
And now I fap
THANKS SAINE
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO TAKE A BREAK FOR FAPPING
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>>13284060
try drawing on a canvas that isn't flat white
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>>13284023
both of you staying in bed long after you're both awake
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>>13284032
Sounds like brony from /b/
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>>13284056
WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK SERGAL JESUS THINK OF YOUR OPTIONS HERE
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>>13284066
okay
>>13284070
oh i see
i dunno
not about to take pics and find out
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>>13284072
Have a colored version if it helps.
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>>13284063
That is a really cute pony.
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>>13284063
cute/10

I want to hug a pony princess posterior too
Even if I would have to become a moth pony
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>>13284032
>Greentexter.

What the fuck does that even mean?
>>
5 days since fapping to pony

i get boners to real girls now
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>>13284073
I used to draw on dark grey but people were complaining about that too.
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>>13284082
NO SAINE I DON'T WANT SOMETHING TO HELP I WANT SOMETHING TO DISHELP
GODDAMN IT SAINE. JUST GODDAMN IT
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>>13284091
After 5 days without fapping I even get a boner to cooking noodles, Anon.
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>>13284093
then I guess you just can't win
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>>13284063
moths use the moon to navigate at night
luna's butt
moon
get it

anyways, thanks for that request
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>>13284074
Her listening to your heartbeat
You smelling her hair
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>>13284093
just use a brush that isn't opacity sensitive to pressure
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>>13284091
>Getting boners to girls
After 5 days I only get boners to guys
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>>13284100
>moth pony just clings onto Lunas butt and lets her carry her around
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>>13284080
Alright. Next time I see you, prepare your body for some intense cuddling.
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>>13284105
kissing her neck
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>>13284105
You waking up
Your blurred vision returning
Staring straight into a pair of fiery, menacing googly eyes
Smelling the blood still fresh in its breath
Realizing that you are in bed with RCH
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>>13284008
>>13284023
>>13284074
>>13284105
>>13284118
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>>13284014
Same here, but in my case I have only myself to blame.
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>>13284105
Your growing manhood almost always finding itself between her legs as you lay spoon-style
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>>13284120
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>>13284122
> that face
He has truly seen some SHIT
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>>13284123
Her soulless, disoriented looking peepers, one staring into your soul, the other staring into your ceiling
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>>13284106
Okay, I'll give that a shot I guess.
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>>13284122
Those are some...pretty big nipples
Sunken craters or moon peaks?
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>>13284122
>forcing fetishes on yourself
Is that like some kind of auto-rape?
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>>13284118
>>13284123
>how to spoon
>dick hard on the butt
>hand on the titty
>lemme kiss yo neck
>hell yeah
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>>13284127
Well seeing how he's been seeing that Luna for some time it doesn't surprise me.

But seriously that Luna is horrible,.
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>>13284123
No
>>13284120
No you damaged fuck
>>13284121
;_;

>>13284118
Pulling her closer
Running your hand up and down her side
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>>13284122
That guy has a serious case of shellshock
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>>13284142
> implying that's NOT how to do it
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>>13284142
he'll yea
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>>13284127
You have no idea how much I'd love to be in his position
And I'm not even a fan of THAT massive boobs
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>>13284149
running your fingers through her mane and/or coat
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>>13284159
your fingers caught in her oily, tangled mess
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so long and thanks for all the moth(pones)
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Sex with Celestia
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>>13284159
Rubbing her ears gently
Her head pushing gently into your hand
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxC3_29EV8g
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>>13284177
nibbling on her ear
kissing her forehad
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>>13284191
waking up hugging your pillow
the blue glow of MLPG coming from your screen
illuminating your room
and your life
reminding you how empty it is
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>>13284191
Her rolling on top of you
Kissing you on the lips as her hair drapes around you
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>>13284156
rediv you should sell your services as a professional cuddler
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>>13284021
One time, I accidentally inverted the colors of a picture I was coloring and it came out really neat looking.
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So when do I get into a general where Pacce isn't talked about?
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>>13284174
Sitting in the garden with Celestia, enjoy the nice summer day
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>>13284208
holding her hoof
rubbing her belly
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>>13284174
Sex with Amazon Celestia
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Fall is arriving

Are you ready to be taking advantage of pleasant american autumn to be comfy lonely and thinking of waifu?
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>>13284202
Thanks for reminding me
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>tfw dream
>tfw great idea
>tfw wake up and write down
>tfw look at it later
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>>13284227
Sweet jesus no
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>>13284229
It's certainly no [winter]
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>>13284224
Kissing her hoof gently
Telling her you love her
Hearing 'I love you too"
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>>13284227
But she would be gentle, riding you slowly till your whole body starts shivering and your mind goes blank
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>>13284230
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>>13284230
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>>13284210
my cuddles cant be sold
free cuddles
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>>13284244
You'd be amazed just how gentle her visibly powerful and sculpted body can be, seeing the roll of muscles up close beneath her smooth, supple skin as she envelops you in a close embrace
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I'm sorry you had to see this
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>>13284234
>that feel
I had a note pad next to my bed for a while to write down dreams and get some inspiration for pictures from them
Every time I ate breakfast and went to what I wrote down I was like "What the fuck have you even been smoking?"
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>>13284261
Is that what happens with luna fucks discord?
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>>13284259
Can I rent your cunt?
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>>13284244
>>13284260
Anon, please - I don't have time for boners now, I need to leave in a few minutes
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>>13284261
that's cute as fuck
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>>13284261
I'm not
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>>13284254
what the hell

that's not the picture I uploaded
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>>13284264
yes

when ponies fuck discords those happen

this is all glitter glue's fault
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>>13284242
both of you start to breathe more heavily
pulling her in close for a kiss
feeling each other's tongues
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>>13284270
That happened to me the other night. Someone somewhere got this picture.
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>>13284220
Try FOE general
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>>13284274
It makes me wonder how many unsuspecting people on other boards have been banned from pony image swaps
>>
DUDE

LET ME IN

I'M A PONY
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>>13284096
By day 3 I get so worked up that I'm actually distracted during class or work. It's impossible for me, I HAVE to cum at least once or twice daily to be able to function.
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>>13284284
I don't believe in ponies
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Would you let Discord turn you into a curvy femanon?
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sconl
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>>13284289
only as long as I can't get pregnant
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>>13284274
then how come we never get futa /d/ pics by mistake here

or has everyone been faking the mistakes
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>>13284273
Holding the back of her head
Sliding down to her back
Holding her to you
Rolling over so you're above her
Watching her eyes dart down
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I want to sniff human Dash's feet so much
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>>13284283
Yeah me too, though I feel like it would just get deleted since it's fairly obvious when it happens.

>>13284293
My jpg was replaced with a Gif and the filename clearly said jpg. I don't think it's possible to fake it that hard.
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>>13284289
>curvy
>makes you into a ghost
>all the curves you could ever want
>>
>Check front page of /d/
>Centaur thread

It might be time to go to 'bed'
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>>13284304
That's kinda weird, Anon
But, go on
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>>13284234
I dreamt I was on a camping trip with ponies last night. It was really nice.

I thought of writing it down but I had to go to work. All I remember is that I didn't have anything to eat and I had to go and find Rainbow Dash (who had flew off somewhere) because she knew where the food was. I was also a pegasus so this wasn't a big deal, but I woke up before I found her.
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>>13284317
>liking centaurs
All respect and love: Lost
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>>13284320
ANON YOU HAVE TO GO BACK OT THAT DREAM
DASH IS LOST AND COLD AND ALONE BUT NOT HUNGRY BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHERE THE FOOD IS
POINT IS IF YOU DONT GO BACK FOR HER SHE'LL BE STUCK IN THE DREAMSCAPE FOR GOOD
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>>13284317
Man
It's so weird watching a drawfag being for sexual
Especially weird stuff like /d/ and being bi
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>>13284301
kissing her chest
kissing her belly
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>>13284324
S-Sorry... I'll miss your love...

>>13284331
I-Is it a bad thing?...
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>>13284333
Disgusting
I can't believe I loved you. I can't believe I requested tings from you
I WANT ALL MY REQUESTS UNDRAWN RIGHT NOW
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>>13284332
Moving further down
Hearing her hold her breath
Moving further still and kissing the inside of her legs
Grasping her soft but shapely rear
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>>13284338
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>>13284331
I know right

I mean, even though I draw porn myself I always find it weird when namefags in here talk about their sexual preferences
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>>13284333
I'd rather know what you look like
But don't actually post it please
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Ponies are not allowed in the pony park
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>>13284320
I had a dream where I was with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy looking for Applejack, who we eventually found up a tree. Not stuck, just hanging out on the top of a tall tree.

She's a very silly pony
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goodnight mlpg

fluttershy is my waifu
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>>13284333
Why not draw your favorite pony as a cute centaur?
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>>13284329
OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH

I mean, I guess I'll try. Pony dreams ain't easy.
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>>13284359
She my waifu too!
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>>13284361
Its okay, Rainbow dash is a toughie
I just hope all her friends dont miss her during all this time you're wasting BEING AWAKE YOU MONSTER
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>>13284319
Well that's pretty much it, I want her to force me to sniff her feet after working out hard all day long in the hot sun
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>>13284347
moving all the way down to her rear hooves
going back up the outside of her legs
licking her cutie mark
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>>13284360
Maybe some other time. It's pretty late and I should have stopped drawing hours ago when everyone told me to stop earlier.

>>13284355
I'm positive you could find an irl picture of me if you tried. Don't though, I kind of look like a loser.
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>>13284367
Well, the other ponies all had something to eat so I suppose they knew where the food was. They'd probably just go there.
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>>13284372
Feeling her flinch
Seeing her look down to you with pleading, lustful eyes
Holding both of her hooves in your hands
Sliding down to her thighs
Pulling them apart
Kissing just above her mound
>>
I really really like fetlocks. They're super cute.
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>>13284387
OH GOD, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU'VE TRAPPED THEM ALL?
Okay, anon were giving you 3 days to rescua them otherwise were sending in a professional
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>>13284398
I like dynamic fetlocks
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>>13284135
Plump and supple, it's as if her tits have tits.
And that's before they get stiff
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>>13284405
>it's as if her tits have tits
Yeah it's time to go to bed
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I wish I had a girlfriend just because of foreplay
Guys just get straight to it after a little kissing
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>>13284410
Good night Nobby, dream of tits that have tits that have tits
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>>13284395
licking and kissing her nipples
slowly making your way back up to her stomach
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Oh god, look what I found in this Centaur thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnB-BwWvqKY
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>>13284405
Jeez

I sure hope no cold breeze blows near when she's wearing that tight top
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>Yfw you realized the last good episode of MLP:FIM, Ponyville Confidential, was 18 months ago
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>>13284432
>Forgetting Sleepless in Ponyville
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>>13284432
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>>13284052
I love you, anon.

I hope you know that.
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>>13284429
I bet she spends plenty of time outdoors on chilly nights
she probably wouldn't even notice if there were a cold breeze
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>>13284427
That's horrible and it gave me cancer
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>>13284436
i wish
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>>13284441
Well, SHE wouldn't

Everyone else, though...

I'd give anything to be that guard that lugs around her clothes in the comic
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>>13284400
I'll try my best, but I don't think they're in much trouble. I sleep at least once every three days.
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>>13284455
Your wish will be granted, but under one condition:

You lose your genitals and any interest in sexual things.

Do you accept?
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>>13284426
Hearing her whimper as you move away from her need
Giving her a lick on her stomach and a cheeky smile
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>>13284432
I liked Magical Mystery Cure. I really did.

Sure you can complain about the ending, but the musical aspect was just too good.
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Goodnight Mlpg
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>>13284473
I didn't mind the ending.
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>>13284475
Goodnight best pony. Sweet dreams. Hope you make a lot of dresses tomorrow.
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>>13284475
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>>13284471
licking the inside of her legs, slowly getting closer to her crotch
give her one small kiss there, spreading her lips apart
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>>13284473
I didn't really mind the ending. I mean, they could have stretched that over a few more episodes, but this show always had a problem with rushed endings.
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FIREKNIGHT MASTER RACE
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>>13284538
>no knight of the sun
dropped
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>>13284506
Feeling her hips buck into your lips at the slightest touch
Watching her clit pulse in and out
Her lips opening slightly
Slowly sliding your tongue into her cunt
Hearing her breathing increase steadily with just her own body moving against you
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>>13284505
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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