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HORSE

PRINCESS

old pony: >>13270446
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She's a good princess pone.
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NIEGH
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>>13276818
>She's a good princess pone.
lol no
she sucked at being a regular pone
she's going to fuck up princesshood even more
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I never put my name on to lewd

Should I?
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pinkie blowjob WITH COLOR incoming
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>>13276830
That's pretty cute.
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>>13276835
sure
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the first thought that came through my mind when princess twi was announced was
>Oh wow she looks cute with wings

and then the shitfest happened
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>>13276841
oh jeez

what's she blowing
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>>13276423
Please can we not turn this into a pissing contest?

> You manage to wrestle past one scruffy-looking douche on his Blackberry and a businessman on his kindle to pull the "request stop" line
> It really doesn't matter to you any more how much elbow goes in face, it's LA for Chrissakes
> The driver doesn't even bother waiting for the stop, he just opens the door
> You barrel out, Babs manages to step out more gracefully
> At a greater distance you see she's kind of a looker in a college-football tee and jean shorts that would look dated on others
> Or maybe you're just in a better mood because the sidewalk doesn't smell nearly as much like hobo piss and angry commuters
> As if by some design a Starbucks sign glows on the corner
> There's even a nice breeze
> You're in such a good mood, somehow the words "Come on, I'm buying" just tumble past your lips
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>>13276861
balloons
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last time
>>13276811
>at movie theater
>long line
>lots of movies
>sappy scary silly serious 'splosions
>which one?
>pay for waifu?

and now
thrilling date continue
what do?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPte1uijDw

I felt it...I felt the feeling back when I first watched the show. I watched it for the fun innocence, I watched it for the folkytale,modern directing(those cinematic black grids and that zoomed in camera to give me an excellent view of the ponies faces and expressions),
the laidback cute innocent expressions the ponies always pose, and of course their actual cute snuggling horse poses. Those really cute happy voices too.

Look at that fucking Pinkie, giggling to herself one second and the next second rubbing her head in Dash's cheeks. And she always keeps her hooves up in the air like a horse. So much fucking expression. And oh my god their giggles are adorable.

Well /mlp/...it's official, we have been autistic faggots since the beginning. We never cared for good plots containing genuinely exciting action, story telling and writing characterization. Truth be told; the show would be much better off in a narrative aspect if MLP went dark action adventure.
This show would be better off if the mane6 went on a long adventure trip to finding Nightmare Moon which had escaped. They would see new locations and new characters every episode while battling Luna's shadow army.
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>>13276863
That one Anon continued it on the past thread, as is our custom.
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Alright MLPG, the chips are down, this is it.
You are going to be stranded on a tropical island, completely cut off and alone, for the rest of your life. You have access to food and water, and there are no real threats or predators, but you will have to face total boredom.

Before you are cast into this sandy prison you are given one gift. You can take exactly one pony fetish with you, to be your only source of joy for the remainder of your lonely life.

Which fetish do you choose?
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>>13276880
I thought we only do that for lewd
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>>13276874
Attempt to entertain her in line
Romance movie
Pay for both mine and her ticket
Enjoy movie
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>visit /tg/
>people talking about masturbating outside, under the stars
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>>13276899
No, he's right, it may yet become lewd

God knows we love our big Babs
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>>13276896
delicious candy pony semen

I assume picking this fetish gives me a variety of stallions to suck off
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Post best princess.
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>>13276861
anon
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>>13276920
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>>13276874
We see a good drama with all of that in one maybe no explosions.
Waifu has plenty of money, but it's taxes so I'm not going to have her use it on us. I'll pay.
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>>13276914
correct

enjoy your endless candy semen showers
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Perhaps she can scoop five more.
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>>13276920
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>>13276904
chat in line
make waifu laugh
feels good
buy tickets, pay for waifu
waifu blushes
inside building
drinks? popcorn?
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>>13276842
Would it be cuter if she was in there floating on balloons with crude sock puppets to illustrate the characters and then at the most suspensful point the balloons pop and Pinkie falls onto the floor and bounces back up?
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>>13276963
rediv, have you become a buttslut?
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>>13276830
I bet she fumbles over big important words or goes on random tangents
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>>13276961
w-wowza
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>>13276961
CHRIST
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>>13276976
>become
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>>13276896
Changelings/transformation
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>>13276974
forget link >>13276949 also
drama/romance okay?
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>>13276920
You got it, boss.
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>>13276961
Well, if she tries to get all of his cream, her belly is gonna get bigger.
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You know what would be cool? A father's day episode with all the ponies. Like each making their own preparation and getting gifts. It would be nice seeing them all like that, with Sweetie helping Rarity, Spike Twilight and the rest alone. Just you know all the ponies doing the same thng differently and independent. Well all of them except AJ.
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>>13276974
buy popcorn and drink for both of us
buy candy as well just in case she has a sweet tooth
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>>13277003
>braces
I've always found it hard to believe that some people have a braces fetish.
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>>13276920
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i think this thread is a bit too sexual.
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If you booped Cheerilee during class would she send you to the office?
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>>13277032
It's not a fetish in this case, it just makes them look cute as fuck
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Pony is a premature squirter
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>>13277015
I think she is a pony that can make ice cream. Perhaps she puts several more additives to it besides milk and flavoring.
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>>13277046
yup
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>>13277046
you'd be expelled on the spot
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>>13277042
Is this your first night thread?
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>>13277024
That'd be neat.
> Rarity always tries to overdo it, planning months in advance and getting THE PERFECT GIFT
> She shares this madness with Twilight
> Trixie, on the other hand, tries to give her father a tale of amazing feats she's accomplished lately that she can actually verify. This year it's that she can actually hold down a job as a bartender.
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>>13277046
She would boop you twice as hard back.
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>Anon will never notice Lyra
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>>13277053
Are you implying dog-cum ice cream?
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>>13277042
We'll have to castrate it
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>>13277046
>booping your teacher
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>>13276976
what ever do you mean
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>>13277032
Who knows man. I mean I have a glass fetish. And it's a bit extreme.
I have this friend, she's cool and all but I wouldn't fuck her. But one time she took my glasses to see how she'd look with them. Dude I would have fucked her right there if she continued wearing the glasses.

>Tfw my waifu also wears glasses sometimes
Seriously I'd ask Rarity to wear her glasses.
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>>13277080
No, at least she has Mewball.
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>>13277053
Speaking of ice cream, has anyone ever tried pistachio ice cream?
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Nightmarity wants you to suck her heavy, hot, throbbing marecock.

http://i.imgur.com/8oO9dN4.png
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>>13277032
I think I explained why I'm attracted to them before, but I'm willing to do it again (not that anyone really cares).

I like them a lot, but not in "I want to cum all over those metal beauties" kind of way, but in a more tame way. I think they're really cute and to me they make people much more cuter/attractive. I love them so much. They give me a heart boner.
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>>13277104
>Anon
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>>13277089
> it's never occured to Twilight she actually could have sex with Celestia, breaking her years of pent-up lust
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>>13277080
But that's wrong

Lyra is the first pony that really caught my attention
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>>13277090
Rediv if you were in Equestria would you give Mti and Mua the time of day or would you tell them to take a hike?
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>>13277084
I just got here and it's already time to leave.
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>>13277051
Remove pony from maternity ward.
Revoke ponies squirt gun rights for a month for every month that poor thing was premature.
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>>13277112
Dude, girls talking with their retainer in
Jesus
It's so cute
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>>13277104
But he's just so...small

Lyra thinks hes nice, but she needs something more.
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>>13277111
Cock needs more detail
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>>13277103

>glasses fetish

You... I like you. Megane are the top of all casualfag fetishes, along with feet.
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>>13277042
Not sexual enough I say
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>>13276982
Oh, no, it's tooootally okay, she brought Twilight's BIG dictionary, so if she messes up she can look it up and see how to pronounce it and hey that's a silly word muh LIF loo us oooh sweet and musical, pleasant to hear! Hey, that's just like Celestia don't you think?
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>>13277122
>implying she wouldn't welcome them with open legs
>implying they'd care either way
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But what if you gave Cheerilee an apple and THEN booped her?
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>>13277140
I dwarf Lyra though, I need a pony closer to my height.
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>>13276896
transformation
the god tier fetish
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>>13277051
>premature squirter
I've heard of women feeling anxious or self-conscious that they orgasm so fast compared to their partner

I can only imagine that's intensified when they're pony with humans, who take minutes, not seconds
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>>13276597
i'll tell you my headcanon again.
When Pinkie sings this song, she breaks the 4th wall, and invents sing-along songs in Equestria. Before this, if you broke out into song in the middle of Ponyville, ponies would just look at you funny.
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>>13277167
Detention
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What do you think is the least notable and most forgettable episode in the series so far?
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>>13277145

Her stance kind of prevented me from really going balls to wall on the veins and little touches so I went with elegancy instead.
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>>13277123
>no_fun.jpg
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>>13277177
Lyra's a very big pony, anon
I think you to would be very nice together
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>>13277053

I wish I had Diamond Dog ice cream
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>>13277167
She'd eat the apple in front of the class.
>>
NEVER be creative!
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>>13277109
It's breddy good, haven't had it in a while though.
but this blood orange gelato is great
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>EQG is sitting recorded on my DVR.
>Don't know if I want to click play.
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>>13277190

It's definitely One Bad Apple.
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>>13277088
k i'll get my Henderson™.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA
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>>13277134
Oh god, yes.
It's one of the cutest things ever.
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>>13277156
isacc, no joke, you should write pony fanfics

I would read the hell out of them
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>>13277191
That Luna has very small hips
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>>13277190
Apple Family Reunion
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queens >princesses
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>>13276896
Inflation

That way I can get off the island!
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>>13276896

body odor

I require plenty of humanized smelly ponies to sate me
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>>13277211
You do.

You just need to be drunk first.
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>>13277111
>heavy

h-heavy enough that she can't slap her belly to masturbate

d-does she have a few days backed up in there to dump in my stomach?

will I end up bloated?
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>>13277065
>Trixie
Anyways what if it's from Spike perspective? Twilight goes insane and won't let him help her. So he just leaves the library to go trough town. And we see various ponies.
She first goes to Rarity where she acts identical to Twilight with her planing and wanting everything to be perfect, then she sees Fluttershy doing some shoping, she's calm and all and just acts normal. Then Dash trying to perfect some crazy ass trick to impress her father. Then Pinkie with her hair straight with some rocks warped as gifts happily going out of town.

And then she reaches AJ who's just happy and doing her normal stuff. Same as all the Apple Family.
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>>13277212
If not for that song, where would we be? Shit was a clusterfuck
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>>13277216
>>13277134

You are my niggahs.
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>>13277214
Aaaaaaaaaah Old times!

I can hear the popping and tearing in my mind now.
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>>13277226
Queens are dumb.
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>>13277211
>recording it on dvr when there are perfectly fine rips on YouTube that don't have commercial brakes you need to fast forward through
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>>13277204
D-does she do it slowly?
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I HAVE A BONER
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practice practice practice
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>>13277240
Just considering a pony who wouldn't have the money or means to get a great present. The best she can do is come up with reasons for him to be proud of her.

Spike's perspective would be interesting, especially given that he doesn't have a father figure unless you count Applejack, hyuck hyuck.
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rediv should i draw red ribbon or cadance
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>>13277212
>>13277224
Poor Apples just can't seem to get meaningful development can they?
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>>13277272
JUST FUCK HER ALREADY
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>>13277111
>oh man, I'm into this shit
>unf engines are revving, already half chub and unbuttoned pants
>open picture and it's inunfable garbage
Fuck you
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>>13277272
both
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>>13277238
of course she COULD belly slap, but why should she stoop to that level when she has someone like you around to debase?
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>>13277272
>Why not both
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>>13277263
Don't make me get my Henderson™!
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>>13277268
now draw them all sucking dicks
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>>13277226
Better than some princesses at least
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>>13277292
>>13277297
good idea
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>>13277232
>You just need to be drunk first.

It's a good thing I ride with a good captain.
>>13277254
>He doesn't have movies ready for when the ladies come over and want to watch a little motion picture before we make one in the bedroom.
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>>13277300

MY BONER IS GONE
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Perhaps I'll draw more later.
http://i.imgur.com/i8oO9G4.png
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>>13277238

Cum inflation is notmyfetish.png and I've never drawn it before but since she's infused with the Nightmare element and her whole goal is to seduce and enslave those around her in that mode, I'm sure she'll do whatever is necessary to get you off.
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>>13277290
>pert little ponut
>thick rubbery ballsack
>lengthy horse hose
what is inunfable
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>>13277272
Why not draw rediv getting doubled teamed by them
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>>13277268
You should draw both of their ears.

Lookin real nice. Maybe try adding a bit of a cheek to their faces in 3/4 view. Don't worry, you're about 1000x more consistent than I am.
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>>13277320

you'll draw now

>sears.jpg
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>>13277317
shit yeah, two cute ponies
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>>13277268
Have to accomplish that consistency.
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>>13277290

mean
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>>13277326
>worried about ME getting of

YOU FUCKING RUINED IT
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>>13277320
I feel like that cock is way too small, but maybe that's just be being a size queen
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Hey anon, I wanna show you something
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>>13277030
waifu buy drink and popcorn
"only fair, you pay ticket"
buy candy anyway
share with waifu

inside theater
get seats
previews start
waifu loves previews
excited for future movies
future dates maybe?

movie starts
so touching
so sad
such feelings inside
hear sound
waifu crying
what do?
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>>13277350

do you think you could draw pony pubes?
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>>13277356
Don't start this again. They need to be small enough to actually penetrate.
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>>13277319
I remember when the spammers thought that was going to make us go away.
That and the horse gore.
Shit was funny.
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>>13277326
Why do evil characters get all the best particle effects?
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>>13277362
>sweaty_man
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>>13277250
you're wrong
and you're also ugly
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>>13277271
You could have half the episode like Spike seeing everyone worrying about Father's day, and the other half having fun with the Apple Fammily helping around with appels and some stuff.

And at the end you can have one of those cheesy cliches where it's implied that their father is ded and all of them accepted it and not dwell on it. After that AJ could say something like "Taking care of the farm would be the greatest gift for him anyway"
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>>13277363
Put arm around and console her.
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>>13277112
>>13277134

There's something really endearing about braces. Maybe it's the idea that even if they look dorky now, things will be better for them in the future, once their teeth are in better shape.
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>>13277368
sorry
I'll cut it out
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>>13277395
I just like that metal hitting my cock head

UNF
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>>13277362
here comes another chinese earthquake
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>>13277182
>the tiniest bit of stimulation is all it takes
>you don't even have to touch anything directly, just run your hand along somewhere close
>she fidgets and cries out in protest, face beet-red, apologizing
>*squirt*
>*splatter*
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>>13277382
Not as ugly as Cheeselegs
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>>13277354

Well fuck you guys too

Gosh MLPG is usually a little... nicer when I drawfag for them.
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>>13277398
Don't worry, anon.
For the size of the body it is small.
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>>13277417
Heh.
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>>13277318
>want to watch a little motion picture before we make one in the bedroom.


Yeah I think I saw that movie. I think it was called

Alone in the Dark!
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THIS IS A STICKUP
GIVE ME ALL YOUR REQUESTS
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>>13277417
Anyay still kinda creeps me out that ponies also schedule earthquakes.
How do they even do them?
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>>13277337
later.

>>13277356
Its quite thick and large if you ask me.
even a slut would have a hard time milking it.
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>>13277440
Derpy doing something important
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>>13277435
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>13277440
Rarity and Twilight preparing a surprise party for Spike
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>>13277440
Rarity attempting to style Zecora's mane
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>>13277440
AH, um a pony mugger!
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>>13277422
I'M SORRY, but she's evil
She'd be able to tell that I'm willing to dedicate my time to pleasuring her with no reciprocation.
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queef inflation
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>>13277435
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>>13277441
Easier to unearth gems and minerals.
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>>13277440

more mothponies
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pony brought you a can of dehydrated water
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>>13277435
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>>13277441
A lot of strong gruff earth ponies all gather by a fault line and jump up and down in sync
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>>13277440
/mlp/tan and Marker Pony fighting.
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>>13277440
many more moth ponies
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>>13277440
Tiny cookie ponies running around Anon
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>>13277388
It would be kind of neat to see him bond with another guy, or it's revealed that he sort of muddles through Father's Day along with Applebloom as Big Mac takes them around town.

The cheesy ending is bretty gewd too.
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>>13277494

I've got enough diet water, but thanks pony
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>>13277494
Tell pony that I wanted the headlight fluid instead.
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Pony needs braces
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>>13277499
>/mlp/tan

So...Tracy?
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>>13277522

Listen, while you're out, would you mind grabbing me a couple quarts of elbow grease too?
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>>13277441
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>>13277395
I'm not a big braces fan, but I was stuck in them off and on for like six years. Retainers, though - sheesh. They sound cute when they lisp, especially when they feel a bit self-conscious about it.
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>>13277528
Nigga /mlp/tan is /co/nrad's sister. Do you even Boardtans?
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>>13277526
Dental plan
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>>13277421
wrong again
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>>13277494
Dumb pony. I needed the liquid oxygen.
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>>13277528
no
/mlp/tan

the little girl who is supposed to be /co/rad's little sister
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>>13277528
No, this one.

http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list/mlp/1
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>>13277420
> you manage to do it repeatedly
> they get progressively less embarassed, though they feel "greedy" that you cum once to their four (or more) during penetrative sex
The perfect segue to teaching them oral with their long flat tongues ...
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>>13277544
I don't visit the rest of the channel.
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>>13277526
I'M ON THE CASE
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>>13277569
Anyway she's kinda of cute. don't have drawings of her but she's nice.
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/// PONY ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ///
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>>13277528
Do you even
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>>13277394
waifu sniffles
puts head on shoulder
stay like that all movie
movie ends
leave theater
waifu dabs eyes
"good movie"
what do? take walk? coffee? home?
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>voluntarily going anywhere on this board
>let alone enough to know what they do
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>>13277581
you can't even use half that shit, Fluttershy
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>>13277581
WE GOT PIGS INBOUND
EVERYBODY DOWN
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and if you don't like it because of dumb reasons FUCK YOU I DON'T CARE

http://i.imgur.com/vt1vHQI.png
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>>13277607
what if I like it because of dumb reasons?
is that okay?
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>>13277607
why is the butthole directly below the scrotum
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>>13277592
take walk
tell her how much I enjoyed spending time with her
talk about movie and other stuff
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What is your pony doing up past her bedtime?
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>>13277607
What if we don't like it because of perfectly viable reasons? Or am I just being a 'h8r'?
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>>13277625

That's okay.
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>>13277584
Persoanlly, I said she should have been a pony

And someone said to me by that logic /o/ should be a car

And I said yes it fucking should because that would be cool
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>>13277634
she's a night pony
she'll sleep all day just like me
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>>13277584
>Rarityfag.
Less than nothing.
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What if AI becomes religious?
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>>13277634
Studying or doing friendship reports I guess. Unless her new princess stuff has her doing other things.
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>>13277599
If the shield works and the mask works, that's all that anypony needs to stay alive.
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>>13277641
I'm just mad they made it a little girl.
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>>13277650
I don't think so Tim
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>>13277650
Who?
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>>13277634
She saw a horror movie and is scared to sleep alone. Can she sleep with you tonight?
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>>13277650
then they would lose the right to being an I and would just be an A
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>>13277607
I want to get Rari-tea bagged
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>>13277636

Proceed to list them in great detail and you will be graded on your constructive criticism, citizen.
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>>13277650
I'm curious to what it would worship when its creator is self evident
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>>13277672
She can sleep with her friends
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>>13277663
Had to be related to /co/ somehow. Not sure how that could've worked unless she was a little sister to him.
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>>13277650
you just have to give it the right figure to worship
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>>13277663

Would you prefer r63 on MLPtan?
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>>13277634
Does Pinkie even have a bed time if theres no work tomorrow?
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>>13277697
The board itself is far more related to /b/.
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>>13277632
at park
walk with waifu
you had fun
"me too"
talk about movie
share favorite scenes
waifu is happy

getting late
walk her home?
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>>13277682

What if it worships US?
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>>13277702
Now if only Celestia had any kind of figure!
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>>13277706
She's a big girl with big responsibilities
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>>13277696
But Anon they are at their own homes and it's dark outside and she's scared.
Please?
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>>13277641
And /k/ should be a gun.
A gun holding other guns with his arms made of muscle guns!
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>>13277697
It could have been
>/co/nrads's weird cousin
>/co/nrad's slightly younger brother
>That weird guy that always hangs around him
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>you will never be inducted into the hive by chrysalis
>you will never live a fulfilling life gathering love for your fellow changelings
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>>13277706

>tfw no work tomorrow
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>>13277729
Worship by definition is akin to love, so best case scenario things end up like I, Robot

The book, not the movie
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>>13277742

has anyone ever made a gun pony
also that's rather clever
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>>13277663

It's /co/'s younger sister.

MLP is a show for girls. Remember?
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>>13277706
Oh she has work tomorrow alright

I have scheduled an intensive ponut workout for her here at home. She's gonna need that rest
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>>13277740
Fine
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>>13277719
Tans seem to be physically represented by their board's subject and emotionally by the actions of their denizens, so I think it fits that she's related to /co/ by subject and /b/ by actions.
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>>13277753
>you will never have a purpose
>you will never work tirelessly towards your single all-encompassing goal
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>>13277732

her figure is DAT ASS
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>>13277761

>pick out picture for hypothetical
>get distracted
>leave picture in reply to another anon

...Fuck. I'll have to wait now.
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>>13277742
that image still amazes me, there is such creativity on this website and it's all being used for frivolity and/or evil

I love it!
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>>13277761
that sweetie is the cutest little thing
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>>13277679
>ballsack is a single circle instead of, well, a sack with two balls
>anus is too close to scrotum, separate with taint
>linequality is -3/10
>horsecocks aren't just tubes, that thing's almost a perfect rectangle
>tail is too thin near the dock and the way it lays on the leg makes it look two dimensional
>torso is too long, bring the shoulders down
>0ass
>tail turns into a tornado or something near the end
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>>13277761
>giant sweaters
HNG
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>>13277761
I like this guy's designs and art for everything but his humans
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>>13277766
Also her sister want to sleep with you too. She knows it's unladylike to ask you this but the movie had...bigger effects than she expected.
Just for tonight.
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>>13277785
>implying
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>>13277112
>heart boner.
the best phrase ever
>>
Rarity masturbates over Sweetie Belle's face when she sleeps over.
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>>13277761
I know that.

They could have at least put humerous spin on it by making their board-tan male. Look at /co/'s. It's modeled after The Spirit, but he's not some badass superhero or anything, he's mostly a joke. Or look at /v/'s, it's a representation of the people that frequent the board, not some idealized manly video game character.
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>>13277821
Okay
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>>13277843
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>>13277849
>those eyes
Why?
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>>13277843
>Sweetie Belle is so used to the dried fluids she just thinks she sneezes in her sleep every night
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>>13277720
Yes
Make a passing joke about her letting me come in for a bit
If she's not up for it don't push it
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>>13277851
Yeah...about that movie. Twilight also has it. Heh heh. It's just that Spike's over in Canterlot and the library is kinda empty...
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>>13277905
Okay
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>>13277905
It's gonna be a cozy night for me
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>>13277905
Oh for-
Fine. But my bed can only hold so many ponies.
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>>13277905
Okay
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I am both simultaneously turned on and disgusted by where the thread is going straight into greentext wincest Raribelle territory.
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>>13277872
It's cute.
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>Schizophrenic man posting his ramblings on /co/
>it's some of the most insightful shit I've ever seen
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>>13277800

Right?

I wanna pick her up and give her a hug.
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Nervous Twily
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>>13277926
I don't like it either
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>>13277938

CUTE!
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>>13277440
OH HEY YOU DREW IT
NEAT
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>>13277948
Who fucking thought that gif was a good idea
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>>13277932
There was a schizophrenic guy posting on /k/ a few weeks ago. I wonder if it's the same guy.
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>>13277821
>sleeping with Rarity and Sweetie Beelee after a scary movie
>nonsexually, just under the big blanket on the couch for the night
>Sweetie is frightened and excitable and clings close to your snide, her little nose burried somewhere in a kidney
>But she's young soon drifts off
>Rarity is a little shaken, but simply having a solid figure near by assures her a deep level, resting her head lightly on your chest
>you gently hold each, one under each arm and too fall asleep knowing everything is alright
>BUT YOU WATCHED NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET!
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>>13277963
I have no idea
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murder rediv
<3
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>>13277926
I miss the fat DT vore discussion from earlier
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>>13277916
>>13277919
>>13277923
>>13277924
So you see...Dash and Fluttershy had a movie night but Dash had to go back to her home and well most of her animal friends are hibernating and it's kinda cold and lonely...
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did you feed your changeling today mlpg
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>>13277927
heck yeah
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>>13277978
oh boy

IT BEGINS
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>>13277984
Hop on
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>>13277967
>Re-create the music with your mouth.
>She is screaming out the room.
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>>13277978
WHOA I
I LOVE THIS
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>>13277956
>>13277938
really.

also yeah that is cute
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>>13277978
He died a true man.
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>>13277984
Okay
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>>13278007
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>>13277978
NOW COLOR IT
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>>13277991
2cute4me
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>>13278033
you did it
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>>13278039
>yellow skin
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>>13278007
>>13278033
NOW KISS
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>>13277978
MLPG would you want to be forcible gang cuddled by a few ponies?

Just be held down by your arms and legs with magic, wings and hooves as they each takes turns gently nuzzling and resting beside you, being tossed around like a piece of pillow?
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>>13278001
>>13278030
Laughing at the ghosties didn't work that well after the movie...can she join you too?
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>>13278071
Okay
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>>13278062
yes
more than anything else
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>>13278071
Okay
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>>13277985

oh crap I forgot to feed it

brb
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>>13278054
Jaundice
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>>13278066
>that derpy
woah
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>>13278087
changeling is scratching at the door to be let in
it's raining
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>>13277901
walk waifu to door
"thank you
had fun"
make joke
waifu giggles
"nice try
not first date"
waifu moves in
gives hug
and kiss on cheek
"want to see you again"
gives paper
is phone number
"call me"
goes inside
closes door

datequest end
points earned: 99/100
waifu love: yes
happiness gauge: high
hugs received: 1
snuggles received: 1
kisses received: 1

thanks for playing
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>>13278066
>dragon costume
best in show
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>>13278071
>Laughing at the ghosties
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PINKIE
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>>13278081
>"Whoa, what a weirdo!"

They buck you in the ribs until it cracks and run away.
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>>13278071
Man, this is bed is going to be hot as fuck. And not in a sexy way.
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>>13278066
They better be cosplaying as ponies under that cosplay of a dragon costume...
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>>13278081
Even if they talked dirty and belittled you the whole time?
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>>13277978
cadence and...is that red ribbon?
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>Are you sure you don't need any help with the bleeding, Scootaloo?
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>>13278062

Thanks, you just made me sad knowing that will never really happen.

Reality once again crushes me like a hammer...
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>>13278102
>99/100

My autism! Nooooooo!
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>>13278102
I AM THE WAIFU MASTER
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How can I hide my boner from all these ponies in my bed?
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>>13278099
It has good drainage, its fine.
>>
poob
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>>13278122
Whatever this is, I hate it.
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>>13278117
>high heels and white dress
>sneakers and sports socks
>brown pants and smart black shoes
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>>13278071
did she see The Conjuring or something?
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>>13278079
>>13278086
>>13278109


Well then there you are. Surrounded by 5 adorable ponies, all clinging to you, all sleeping. You just look at them, smile and eventually drift to sleep

Then you wake up alone, in a cold bed and start preparing yourself for another normal boring day. You also need to do some groceries. And pay the rent.
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>>13278133
find somewhere to put it

some kind of hole or opening...
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>>13278120
yis
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>>13278137
changeling is practically waterlogged
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>>13278128
you got a one point penalty for that spoilered tilde
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>>13278158
Cadence looks too small
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>>13278117
looks like they are, considering the leg and footwear
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>>13278149
okay
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>>13278133

Quick! Use the pillow! Don't let them have the pillow!
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>>13278157
But the only ones I can find are warm, moist and tight. It's only making it worse.
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>>13278159
Inform changeling that logs didn't need water and it will get the newspaper to the snout if they grow mushrooms now.
Unless they are edible, then good changeling.
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>>13278133
Why contain it?
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>>13278181
>chest piercing

How does that even work?
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>>13278181
Would put in an MRI machine.
>>
fucking hell I knew all those tildes would come back to haunt me

>>13278162
>>
There is a pony in your hair.
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>>13278193
Because there is an underage filly in my bed
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>>13278192
changeling may catch pneumonia
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>>13278184
Time is running out, anon! You've got to pick one before they notice it!
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>>13278208

I hit it with my brush! No! Bad pony!
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>>13278208
There are millions of microscopic ponies living in your eyelashes
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>>13278208
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>>13278181
Can I please have a Pinkie without so much slut shrapnel?
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>>13278208
pony should stop messing with my hair
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>>13278232
Sure
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>>13278218
It's nice to see the hunting spirit is still strong in changeling.
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>>13278232
Sure here you go
>>
pony just ordered the white phosphorous strike
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>>13278248
Did that ponk get into the sugar bag again?
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>>13278255
pony is still a good pony
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>>13278004
>Ch ch ch ch ha ha ha ha kuh kuh kuh kuh
>Your bed is now filled with horse urine
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>>13278232
Is this one fine?
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>>13278229
>>13278208
there is a skeleton living inside you right now.
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>>13278259
No. That's just Ponk Saiyan 1.
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>>13278232
>not liking the slut shrapnel
boy you'll get a slut grenade to the chest and you'll like every piece of slut shrapnel you get
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>>13278007
Hey Rediv, I was wondering if you had a skype and if there's a chance you'd share it?
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>>13278251
changeling needs to see the vet
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>>13278133
>>13278157
>>13278180

>"Oh no! The ponies are almost here! Quick, better try and cover up thisboner!"
>Anon quickly grabs the clsoest thing and tries to act nonchalant
>"Oh, hi girls. Ready for bed?"
>"Sure are....oh, hi Fluttershy. When did you get here?"
>Anon looks to see that in his haste he some how snatches Fluttershy and forced her down on his lap without looking
>She still there, still held down, too confused and scared to say or do anything
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>>13278192

I put Changeling to bed and tuck it in and kiss it goodnight.
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>>13278290
http://gyazo.com/a77d142b6922f53a557117ea3122b981
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>>13278305
...Uh-oh.
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>>13278308
Changeling wants a glass of water
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>>13278305
Quick tell fluttershy that it's only your penis
>>
Had a few drinks and played Cards Against Humanity with a few friends for the first time tonight.

Fucking awesome.

I've found on online clone of it, would MLPG like to play?
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>>13278248
>>13278252

I like all of these Pinkies and want to hug them
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>>13278290

Ooo, wow, this anon is bold. I'm cheering you on, anon!

I'm gonna laugh if the Skype name is "Rediv"
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>>13278305
Quick!

Threaten to murder her if she says anything!
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>>13278322
thank you hesh
it's a very pretty dress
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>>13278315
Thank you!

>>13278327
You're assuming too much
>>
pony just ate all your salt
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>>13278356
pony should drink some water
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>>13278305
Show it to her so she won't be so frightened and confused
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>>13278363
you're not pony's mom
you can't tell pony what to do
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>>13278356
I report pony to the authorities
I will not enable her alcoholism
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>>13278356
maybe pony would like some pepper with pony's salt.
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>>13278325
Some of the combinations that popped up
>Robert Downie Jr + Edible Underwear = Sunshine & Rainbows
>In the LA County Prison it is rumored that you can trade 200 cigarettes for a trillion dollars
>How did I lose my virginity? The Make A Wish Foundation
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>>13278290
GO FOR IT MEWBALL!
WOOO
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>>13278366
You'll have to take it out, first.
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>>13277978
> They've all discovered from the CMC you have a massaging shower head and "oversized" tub
> they all want the Moen
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>>13278305
pfffhahaha
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>>13278356
Tell pony that now you're going to die as all the water seeps from your body uncontrollably.
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>>13278382
Done and done.
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>>13278325
FUck yeah, hit it.
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>>13278376
>How did I lose my virginity? The Make A Wish Foundation
damn son
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>>13278325
is it the one that has ponies in the deck?
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>>13278315
Rediv if you were in Equestria would you give Mti and Mua the time of day or would you tell them to take a hike?
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>>13278324
>>13278331
>The other ponies tidy up for bed and Anon whispers with Fluttershy
>"What...where am I? What...am I on?"
>"Shhhh, shhh Fluttershy. Relax. It's just my penis."
>"What?"
>"And if you tell anyone, I'll kill you."
>"What?!"
>"Alright, lets hit the hey!"
>The other ponies climb in and everyone drifts off, soft and comfortable
>Except Fluttershy, terrified and still confused. She looks up at Anon
>He's sound asleep
>But is mouthing "Kill you...."
>Fluttershy doesnt sleep that night
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>>13278406
I think there might be a pony fan expansion in this version, I'm checking.
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>>13278410
Every thread until we like it, right?
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>>13278410
I swear there's one anon that constantly stays in these threads just to talk about all the fetishes I find weird and gross.
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>>13278423
Oh, there is
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>>13278423
there's several, i believe
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>>13278422
Nocturnal emission all over her face
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>>13278433
If it makes you feel better, it's not personal.

>>13278429
No.
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>>13278421
lets go out to eat eh
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>>13278423
also shit that in-game chat is horribly tiny on my screen, did they fix that or anything?
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>>13278422
pfffffffffffft

poor fluttershy
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>>13278422
That's the funniest thing I've read in at least a week, maybe week and a half.
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>>13277455
What a si;;y pony
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> Anon and Babs: Moonlight in NYC
Kill me now
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>>13278450
I don't know, I literally just found the online copy.
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>>13278325
I'll play, but the pony one is awful
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>>13278456
pffffffthahahahaha
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>>13278325
what's Cards Against Humanity?
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>>13278443
>tfw when you've never had a nocturnal emission

I feel like I'm missing out.
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>>13278377
I'm laughing right now
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>>13278446
You always say this
I don't understand
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>>13278458
Which one is the beta-est?
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>>13278422
You are 110% Satan.
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>>13278469
Stop fapping then enjoy
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>>13278468
You know Apples to Apples? It's like that except the point is to be a terrible human being.
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>>13278487
What's Apples to Apples?
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>>13278477
Anon isn't "betamax," just not smooth
AT ALL
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>>13278325
YES
it's so much fun
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>>13278456
Derpy looks good in a tie.
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>>13278325
YES

PLEASE

WITH THE PONY EXPANSION PACK
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>>13278487
oh man, I love Apples to Apples
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>>13278472
its an injoke
but yeah
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>>13278325
YES PLEASE, LET'S PLAY
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MLPG, I haven't been with you since the season 1 hiatus. Remember how great those days were?

>everyone flipping shit when MAST3RLINKX's channel went down
>faust announcing her retirement
>the day Discord and Return of Harmony were announced
>all those livestreams and mare-a-thons -- I recall two of them in which I brought friends over who had never seen the show. We spent the whole fucking nine hours in livestream wired to the TV.
I'm almost crying, MLPG.
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>>13278495
Word association game. Each round there's a topic as drawn from a stack of cards, and players, with their own set of cards, must play something that fits the criteria with the topic.
For example, the topic may be "Things you never want to see in bed" and one of your cards
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>>13278496
He sure sounds like it from the story.
But Babs isn't much better, so I guess they're made for each other.
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>>13278325

LETS DO IT!
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>>13278518
Injokes aren't funny rediv
>>
This is going to sound silly but how to link game?
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>>13278495
Dealer puts out a prompt card like "Bruce Willis finds in his latest movie that _____ was really ____ all along!"

The cards you use to fill out the blank offer the best, weirdest, god-awful Ad Libs possible

"MICHAEL JACKSON was really THE BIGGEST BLACKEST DICK" won the last time I played
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>>13278509
she looks good in a lot of things
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>>13278521
fandom nostalgia is the dumbest thing

please don't tell me that's all you have to bring to the table
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>>13278523
Dumbass, it's green apples for adjectives and red apples for nouns.
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>>13278523
usually the topic is just a single adjective
like "Moist" or "Dramatic"
and then you pick the noun that best fits the adjective
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>>13278540
Website is here, password is boop http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp

Not sure how to find the actual fucking game though. I can't view the list.
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>>13278557
you can just CTRL-F
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>>13278557
what's the game name
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>>13278539
you arent funny.
no rediv x zebras for you.
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>>13278557
which game to join
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>>13278526
A betamax guy probably wouldn't propose they do anything but stare at the floor
Or keep getting his foot ground in by Babs
And just let her walk off at her stop, two hours later, never giving Babs much to go on other than something fun to pick on
That's probably someone's fetish
This Anon just realizes he's way out of his depth but she seems to be willing to take a chance on him and at least have a coffee, stay out of traffic.
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>>13278566
Good, I don't like those zebras
You're just doing me a favor then
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>>13278564
>>13278572
It wouldn't let me do a game name, fuck I suck at setting this up
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>>13278557
is it seriously "nathan's game"

you are the biggest tool
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>>13278582
what's your name
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>>13278585
it is...
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>>13278566
red ribbon giving an adorable smooch to this fine stallion when?
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>>13278575

I think that if a woman is willing to have coffee with the guy who just spend 15 minutes with his dick against her, it's a safe indicator that she wants it
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>>13278586
To hell with the sun.
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>>13278575
so wait you just described a betamax guy
does that mean anon is different from this
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>>13278582
What's your name on there? It defaults to [player's name]'s Room
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>>13278585
>>13278591
why is nathan such a faggot
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>>13278487
but that was how i played apples to apples
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>>13278544
Very true
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>>13278521
>feeling your skin prickle as ATG segues from a Disney tune to a Rainbow Dash rock ballad
>calling home and arranging for s2e1 to be downloaded to a flash drive and driven to you because you had no internet connection
>rewatching episodes in an angry fury as hiatus strikes
yeah, fuck you buddy
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>>13278592
>not dressing him up in frills and lace
>with a bonnet
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Who remembers this old album?

Where's the sequel?
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>>13278632
meant for
>>13278551
>>
Dear faggot and faggotess

Take it to skype
You're wasting more posts then usual
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>>13278616
>my MFW when its been 5 years since I played Apples2Apples
>>
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/31/415343.jpg
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What would you want in an FiM game?

>Vast exploration of Equestria
>The ability to rescue kidnapped ponies, all of which become playable characters, with different abilities.
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>>13278599
Anon was 150% done with dealing with that bus and just proposed the cute girl come do coffee and wait it out
Also, you know, straight-up making a "bump and grind" joke to break the tension
That's not the betamax I'm familiar with

>>13278593
That's possible, though maybe not "SHE WANTS THE D RIGHT NOW WITH ME." Anon can always totally turn her off from the thought of meeting again.
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>>13278641
oh god my heart/dick

do it rediv
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>>13278612
> missed it

FCUK
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>>13278642
but the only decent song on that album is eekawestreeuh
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>>13278649
unf
more marecunt please
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>>13278632
I bet this hiatus would've been smoother had S3's production value been higher.
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>>13278653
A lot of social interaction and exploration
>>
>game is full
You bastards
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>>13278655

Oh, I know.

I'm just saying.
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>>13278655
>not the betamax I'm familiar with
so you've never read fanfiction before?
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>>13278592
>his special talent is being effeminate
how depressing
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>>13278675

we could always play mafia
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>>13278653
I don't think I'd be happy with any FiM game that wasn't heavy on VN elements. Y'know, serious animation, original voice actors, non-recycled content.

Any other serious attempt would invariably rumble my jeromes for one reason or another.
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>>13278668
I liked Evil Enchantress (Jesus Cover) too.
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>>13278655
That's 100% Betamax tactics.
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>>13278684
The 'betamax' I'm familiar with wouldn't even take a chance
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>>13278643
if that's all you're going to talk about would you kindly put on a name so I don't have to see it?
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>>13278642
I miss Cease_

He doesn't even post on /mu/ anymore. I mean, I know why, the board's gotten really shitty. But it's just not the same without him there.
>>
Should I make a game?
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>>13278704
what the fuck isn't betamax by your definition?
"hey gurl u wan sum fuk"?
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>>13278706
Chistery knows all about taking the Chance.
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>>13278690
Surprised he hasn't killed himself.
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>>13278721
please do
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>>13278721
id rather join your game over faggot nathans

make it scrubbles
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>>13278653
old-fashioned first person dungeon crawler where you command the main six

if I was just slightly more autistic, I would work on it myself.
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>>13278706
so you've never read fanfiction before.
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>>13278747
I'm sad to say I've read it extensively since, oh, 1998?
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>>13278744
If it's giving me control over the Mane 6, then I like the dungeon crawl idea but would rather do it turn-based
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>>13278625

Oh yes
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>Betamax grinds his dick into a voluptous girl
>Admits it
>Jokes about it
>Convinces girl to get off with him
>Could have gone their separate ways
>Has coffee with her

>Betamax
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>>13278653
Budokai 3 like fighting
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>>13278753
and wrote it too
*cough* Incredibles *cough*
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>>13278653
I will only play a FiM game if it's one of the three genres
Fighting game (never gonna happen)
Turn based RPG (Never gonna happen)
Animal Crossing-like simulator (Never gonna happen)
>>
ok I made game

I think its Scrubble's game

Pass word is poob
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>>13278721
So long as it's got sound
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>>13278762
she's so cute
I just wanna hug her
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>>13278779
Well MLPG would be the experts on sounding now would t you
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>>13278766
>Betamax tries to figure out why his tactics are Betamax
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>>13278766
Anything that isn't rape is beta to mlpg. You should know that.
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>>13278762
i hope LSA does a goalie derpy doing drills before being drilled.
>sweaty soccer uniform
>her bra starts to show through her uniform
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>>13278772
I really wish I could burn all that old stuff in a van

>>13278766
I fukken kno rite
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>>13278747
I'm addicted to it.

I've probably spent 12-14 hours in a single day reading fanfiction before.
I've since run out of good stories to read.
>>
JALM

PLEASE QUEST
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>>13278642
Collab ded
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>>13278806
Those dice probably cost a small mortgage. Knowing how nerds price dice.
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>>13278792
I know I am
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>>13278766
When you put it like that, you sound like a beta trying to convince himself he's a smooth criminal.
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>>13278801
>sweaty soccer uniform
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>>13278806
I hope the ones with three symbols are on the three pip face, otherwise that's going to be very confusing
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>>13278825
$100 BIN
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>>13278780
She and Pinkie are probably the only ponies that would hug you.
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>>13278825
custom dice aren't that expensive.
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>>13278806
>>13278825
To think that he could have spent that money on a camera
>>
sorry I screw up I drink

work now yes?
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>>13278778
link or something

cannot find
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>>13278801
unf
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>>13278834
Nope, The cutie marks are all on 6
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>>13278844
No it isn't
>>
Pony naked all over the place
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>>13278849
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp

Should be under Scrubbles

passworkd poob
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>>13278861
>not on the 1
way to go, bronies
>>
it occured to me that there is literally no point in doing a rape quest if anon has no input, because, well... it's rape. I'll probably just draw some femanon getting railed by stallions later or something.
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I'm pretty sure a betamax wouldn't act like that in a club
Let alone a public bus

Or has betamax been redefined?
Is there gammamaxes now?
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>>13278766
He needed to give her the dick on the bus
You know that's Protocol
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>>13278871
It's okay. I'm not having company over any time soon.
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Are you betas really continuing the "You're beta" "Nuh-uh!" argument into this thread?
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>>13278861
They're actually pretty appealing.

Reminded me of this for some reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqrQ6lSOYxI
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>>13278880

Meant to quote >>13278819
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>>13278880
Why not VN GAEM?
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>>13278872
only see 4 games and none is yours
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>>13278837
yeah...
yeah you're probably right...
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>>13278880
>>13278909
Well, c'mon, it's at least fun to futilely suggest options that will never be realized.
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>>13278880
Dammit, I said as much when Def was complaining. Oh well. Looking forward to those drawings, if you do them
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>>13278880
best possible end
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>>13278919
What is a scrollbar?
>>
>>13277541
>>13277441
goat should really redo these
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>>13278910
>monster girl quest, but reversed and with stallions
FUND IT
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>>13278894
Pony's naked butt is your only company now
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>>13278837
>>13278931
Any of them would hug you, they're just the freest.
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>>13278950
Better than nothing.
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>>13278880

wait, so are you drawing rape?
>>
Your favorite pony is in the last game you played
What happens?
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>>13278954
>rarara
>hugging a giant bipedal beast
I doubt it
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>>13278986
No, slutty femanon and stallions

And maybe that cute gamer colt
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>>13278993
Depends on how fashionable you are.
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>>13278880
heck yea
>>
>>13278950
Looks like I'll have to clean that window later
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>>13278993
I know that feel, bro
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>>13278988
She forms the HRE and conquers Europe
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>>13279009
Go back to erping with a midget
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Scootalootaloo.
I tried colors.
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>>13278998
lame
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>>13278988
pony breaks the simulation and defeats the evil alien overlord

also she finds power armor
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>>13279024
Not bad.
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>>13278856
>>13278831
Human Derpy is not for sexual.
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>>13278993
>>13279012
There's decorum to consider. She is reluctant to hug her best friends and family members. You'd just have to work at it.
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>>13279024
>pony in a generic pose facing the left

0/10
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>>13279044
But that day she finally hugs you?

Best feeling in your life.
>>
>>13279024
these keep getting better and better
I can't wait for 4/4
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>>13279024
What if that pony beefed it?
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>>13279063
She'd never hear the end of it.
>>
FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13278988
>Rarity
>Jedi Outcast
Well there are two difference I can think of

First is that the game will be more easy since you know telekinesis. Floating all the weapons and using at the same time against multiple enemies would be a blast

Secondly she won't die so much against the other jedi enemies.
>Saber cheat
>Kill enemy after a long duel
>low health
>Slow motion on how he falls down holding his arm after I cut his hand
>I also die since his lightsaber goes trough me before shutting down
BULLSHIT
And yet so fun
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>>13277814
I like his humans because they're all so distinct from the usual.
Also he's responsible for the best LyraBon pic ever.
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>>13279073
Featherweight pls
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>>13279057
>>
>>13279073
IT'LL NEVER FIT
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>>13279073
Sure thing, Fizzy
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>>13279093
pls anon

5" isn't big
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>>13279077
>LyraBon pic ever
you can't just say something like that and not post it
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>>13279112
What is big, Anon?
I'm pretty sure I qualify
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>>13279123
Why is Sweetie Drops' eye a cock?
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>>13279044
Nigga look how she acted with Twilight.
A muddy stranger unicorn with a horrible mane walks in and she takes her home to make her fabulous.

She'd probably do the same for you. And then after making you fabulous you can just drop on your knees, hug her and thank her for being so nice with you for no reason.
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>>13278910
i keep telling myself I'll do a small one at some point, but even a minor one is so much work that I'll probably never finish anything.

also I saw the hard-coded mess that was corruption of champions and it pretty much killed any confidence I had in working on a similar one.

>>13278947
Try vitamin quest or violated heroine. I don't care much for playing a female protag looking for men, though.
>>
>>13278988
>Twilight
>SMT 4
Goes full Lawfag at first, then turns Neutral when she realizes the angels are fucking insane.
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>>13279092
what a lovely pony
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>>13279127
She wants that incredible, amazing cock
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>>13279123
I want to see more of just Bonbon.
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>>13279125
For ME?

9"
8 gives me no problems now.
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>>13279123
It's humanized, but there's no other pic that comes close to it.
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>>13279150
Rediv
Rediv pls
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>>13279143
Isn't she just?
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>>13279150
u-unf
I guess we'll be having no problems then
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>>13278947
>not monsterguy quest with male anon
>Doyouevenknowwhereyouare.jpg
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>>13279150
cavernous, cavernous vagina
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>>13279092
That's right, Rarity

One day, it's going to be YOU hugging ME.
>>
>>13279077
>>13279159

eh
they are distinct from the typical fandom designs
but then they are all pretty generic to each other
still not a fan
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>>13279147
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>>13279168
The best.
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>>13279147

anyone have the song that goes with this gif? I saw it embedded a while ago.
>>
Is there any romantic fan(or fap)fic worth reading?
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>>13279165
>>13279175
Try again.

>>13279170
Too bad I LIKE problems.
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>>13279194
S-so you're into smaller penises?
U-u-unf
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>>13279192
Twisted
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>>13279192
>fanfiction
>worth anything that isn't shit

kek
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>>13279168
The things I would do to be with her...
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>>13279168
she's too good for us
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>>13278521
>faust announcing her retirement

The day I watched my first episode.
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>>13279192
Depends.
What ponies do you want?
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>>13279194
WELL TOO BAD YOU SLUT
UNLESS YOU WANT TO PAY FOR ME TO GET A PENIS ENLARGEMENT 8" IS ALL YOU'RE GOING TO GET
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>>13279205
Oh, not, you misunderstand.

I LOVE when I have trouble getting it in
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>>13279231
gay
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>>13279231
... Femanon, or the obvious?
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>>13279224
Any, except AJ
>>
>Season 4
>The new villain is essentially a giant spider covered in eyes with an unborn foal fetus head.

But he has clown makeup and a fez so that little kids won't get nightmares.
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>>13279045
I can't stop doing it. Brb killing self.
>>
>You will never live in Equestria
>You will never starve for affection from the alienating ponies, childishly racist and scared of you
>You will never pay an open-minded streetcuddler to lay with you.
>You will never become well-known with the Manehatten Street Girls and become their best customer
>They will never give you a free cuddle pile on your birthday.
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>>13279241
Anon.
Please stop.
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>>13279245
Terrible character design. 0/10 You fail.
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>>13279213
the things I'd do with her...
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>>13279225
I'm not a slut, I just have standards.

>>13279241
Definitely not femanon.
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>>13279247
>alienating ponies
I'd probably be the one doing the alienating.
Except for maybe Zecora. Zecora's cool.
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Let's see if I still remember how to color at least.
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>>13279246
I was kidding

I like your stuff.
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what if pony got power ring
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Oh and sorry for idling on the match, I got carried away coloring.
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>>13279261
I'd take that anon
I can't even give you the numbers on when you might have a shot at someone bigger
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>>13279259
Just being with her, cuddling and telling her I love her would be enough for me...
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>>13279270
What kind of prejudiced believes would you have against them? Would you be assuming all the ponies are childish or be scared of anyone without a cutiemark?
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>>13279284
It's not THAT hard to find, you just have to know where to look, and be willing to travel.

And I have quite a few toys to hold me over until I find someone that measures up to my standards.
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>>13279303
Sickeningly innocent and friendly.
Pinkie herself would probably drive me to bludgeon the nearest monster in the Everfree just to offset the insanity.
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>>13279312
I think you're going to have to wait till more Africans get the internet
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>>13279335
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>>13278993
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>>13279338
I'm talking to three men right now that say they have it, I'm just waiting for confirmation.
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>>13279335
>you come across an enchanted Apple orchard
>To pass trough you have to pick all the apples
>For the king to see you you have to buck his entire apple orchard
>to defeat the evil wizard you'll have to pass trough his apple forrest and use the apples against him

Her games would be exactly like Professor Layton just with Apples instead of puzzles
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>>13279324
>Season 1 Equestria before the writers made everyone a bitch
Speak for yourself, I'd like a place like that.
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>>13279352
h-hips
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>>13279356
Why do you only draw the bigger dogs?
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>>13279247
if I were in equestria I'd travel around visiting all the brothels in the land
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http://i.imgur.com/uPCxM22.jpg


rarity getting her daily anal massage
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>>13279352
Gilda takes warhammer waay too seriously.
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>>13279358
>I'm talking to three men right now that say they have it
Spoiler alert:They don't have it
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>>13279356
I wish lemon would try drawing stallions for a change
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>>13279375
2thin4me
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>>13279369
uh huh
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>>13279375
2normie4me
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>>13279375
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>>13279388
You wouldn't like a world without cynicism? A place where every stranger is happy to see you?
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>>13279375
3dpd
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>>13279406
No. I have to say, the hostility makes the world a more entertaining place.
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>>13279375
>finger my ass
>can't find the sweet spot
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>>13279371
Because I like size disproportion.
and pone's supposed to be little

>>13279386
>implying I dont draw stallions
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>>13279414
Fine. You can go live with the griffins. It's basically 4chan but when you tell them to say it to your face they actually do come over to your house and peck your eyes out and shit in your mouth.
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>>13279416
Draw gay Curry
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>>13279427
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>>13279416
Could you draw Anon in bed holding Twilight and Rarity with each hand and Sweetie on his chest, all sleeping one day?
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>>13279416
I don't think I've ever seen you draw lewd where the male party wasn't a diamond dog
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>>13279335
I think this is the first MLP/tg/ pic I've ever seen that didn't have Twilight as the DM
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>>13279432
>implying the griffins wouldn't love and despise humans at the same time
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>>13279385
WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
http://i.imgur.com/prRZCPp.jpg

Gotta go.
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>>13279463
> measuring from practically the hip
Uh-huh.
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>>13279435
gay

>>13279444
I really prefer DD's more.

>>13279444
I think I have to try practicing anatomy again after my failed shower attempt.
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we have 3 openings in our Cards Against Humanity game

password is boop

ctrl-f "Nathan's"

we also have a skype call going on its silly

http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp
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>>13279490
>Rumble
Disgusting.
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>>13279458
A respectful hatred that makes them want to learn more so they can find more reasons to hate you?

In another dimension would they fight each other in the middle ages with honor?
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>>13279486
>not measuring bone pressed
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>>13279462
pomf
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>>13279501
You totally should, but you do that from the base, not off to the side
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>>13279462
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>>13279463
nice angled ruler
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>>13279462
So help me I'd probably tap that right now
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>>13279491
How could a pony even find that sexually appealing? We'd just be too different.

He looks cool as shit, but just way too different. Clearly humans are for sexual.
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>>13279538
She's flagging, she's totally hot for him.
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>>13279491
That size difference is WAY off
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>>13279491
Gay Chip?
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>>13279538
>>13279490
Dammit Rumble you threw me off. I meant humans are NOT for sexual. You on the other hand need to see me in five minutes.
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>>13279538

>How could a human even find that sexually appealing? We'd just be too different.
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>>13279538
because horses find humans attractive.
mares can and will grind a human
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>>13279547
How can you even tell? They always hold their tail up high like that.
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>>13279538
Pony is clearly interested.
You probably can't understand because you're not pony.
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>>13279554
Dude where are your clothes?
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>>13279427
Unf
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http://i.imgur.com/e3RM78x.png
Pony is fat
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>>13279551
Sylt go to bed.
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>>13279548
This, even I myself find it awkward, perhaps I'll draw something better than that.

>>13279538
>implying

>>13279551
too gay
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>>13279462
Look at those big pillowy mounds!

Also Fluttershy is there!
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http://i.imgur.com/5aWLVPi.png
Pony also has an erection
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>>13279583
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>>13279558
Those poor mares are probably just desperate in heat and lonely. They haven't seen a real stallion in years and you smell close enough. They weren't going to get it any other way. It's basically prison gay for humans.
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>>13279491
That's way to small for me.
But hey each with his own. I just prefer this chart
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>>13279500

>"Whoa, did that guy just try to tackle Gerhardt?"
>"I think he did!"
>"Man, that was a bad idea..."
>"Gutsy as fuck, though!"
>"Not that it's helpin' him much - lookit that, Gerhard's manhandling the shit out of him--"
>"OHHHH!"
>"OHHHH!"
>"Did he just BITE him?! Seriously?"
>"Y'know, I'm starting to like this guy!"
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>>13279463
Well that's just silly
Measuring like that adds an easy .5" to a BPEL length
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>>13279587
Unf
Would ride, and would enjoy the feeling of her tummy pressing around me
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>>13279583
But he's right, pony wouldn't like human.
Human is too weird looking.
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>>13279620
canonically false

pony is attracted to human
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>>13279620
Do you even EqG?
One good thing from that movie is that pony can be attracted to human
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>>13279607
Yeah, griffins would like humans if not only for the fact that we're tenacious little fucks.
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>>13279583
gay Iron Will?
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pony should pony pony
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>>13279633
That's just Twilight and her fetishes.

If you ever go to Equestria they're going to assume all humans have the same sexuality you do.
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>>13279599
> prison-gay for humans
But anon, you smell so new and novel and -- and your HANDS all over, my god
You even do this hooky-thing with the first two fingers and still just bear down all over with weight and heat and stroking --
G-gotta go write a letter real fast
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Lyra isn't actually especially interested in humans.

Bon Bon is. She convinced Lyra to adopt those mannerisms in private because they arouse her. It was always Bon Bon all along.
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>>13279630
Pony is only attracted to human while skin-walking as a human
Her brains were literally wired up consummate to a human's, only her lived past experiences differing
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>>13279643
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>>13279655
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>>13279658
Spike found Rarity attractive as human.
His brain wasn't human.

There's no pseudo-science involved here.

Pony finds human attractive.
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>>13279645
hmm. do you think twilight would research into ways to transform into a human again?
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>>13279693
> Spike is pony
Spike is a dragon, and something dog-like on Earth.
Dogs hump human lady legs all the time.
Nothing new here.
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Rainbow Dash thinks even 9" dicks are pathetic
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>>13279709
Spike is not a pony
atheist:1
christians:10
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Ponies can find humans attractive just fine, but do you think they'd find YOU attractive?
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Pony finds personality attractive.
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>>13279663
Whatcha gonna do about it? Because this two ponies are about to pony eachother
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>>13279720
Not with my scowl they won't.
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>>13279714
that's bigger than her depth
she would be literally spitroasted if she took a 9" dick to the hilt
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Butt boops
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>>13279724
Pony's got a fetish! for you?
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>>13279724
Shit. I don't even have that.
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>>13279724
Oh. Okay then.

I'll go back to my room and play video games until I die of suicide then...
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>>13279744
>chucks
0/10 would not pony with
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>>13279742
Ponies are longer than they are tall. For all we know they can only be pleasured by 10" or more.
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
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>>13279720
m-muh thumbs
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>>13279714
are you trying to say pony has black hole for a vagina
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>>13279640

My headcanon says that Griffon culture is centered around competition and that they're expected to be able to protect what they have, and take zero shit from anyone, which makes them seem standoffish to everyone else; but at the same time, they respect pluck, tenacity and cleverness/craftiness.

If you're brave enough to get in a fight with one of them, you've probably already earned a couple of points with them.
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>>13279714
she's just acting big
She's never taken a dick and even an average sized cock would make her bite her lip and whimper

Of course, she'd be too proud to admit it, and even when you could see the bulge of your head pressing out of her marshmallow chest she'd try to act like she wasn't having trouble even thinking
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>>13279743
unf
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>>13279462
unf
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>13279779
> an average-sixed cock would make her bite or lip and whimper
So she's different from every other 17-year-old how?
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>>13279744
No she's only got a fetish for your sneakers
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>>13279779
That sounds fatal.
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pony got sand in the potato salad.
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>>13279808
magic
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>>13279815
Did someone say, FATAL?!
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>>13279815
Good thing ponies are made of stretchy marshmallow
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>>13279795
ur a fagit
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>>13279819
pony dropped the screw in the tuna
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>>13279599
>implying they don't find humans great
there are some anons that talk about stories about their mare wanting them even though they have stallions running around.
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>>13279840
pony should pony pony
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>>13279830
>mfw I rolled for penis size in FATAL and got my actual dick size
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>>13279795
why would derpy be considered ugly?
is it because she has plain colors?
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>>13279830
NO TG
NO
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>>13279881

It's because she is a fucking retard.
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>>13279881
fluttershit and applejack have plain colors
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>>13279895
but that isn't true at all.
that is just fanfiction bullshit that some brony came up with.

are you a fedora wearing brony?
wouldn't surprise me, mlpg is full of them
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>>13279903
Fluttershy is Yellow. That's worse than a plain color.
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>>13279881

Grey's a plain color;
but even things that are plain,
can still be precious.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>13279881
Some just can't handle her prettiness.
Like >>13279895
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>>13279920
yellow is not a very creative color
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Applejack sleeps in the nude
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>>13279943
Sleeping in the nude is perfectly normal.
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>>13279963
I have never slept in the nude.
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>>13279943

U-UNF sleeping without her hat on...h-how lewd
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>>13279943
>apple jack's teats leak creamy milk with a hint of apple because she was forced to nurse applebloom because her parents died
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>>13279943

>"It gets hot around here, and I don't feel like doin' an extra load 'a laundry jus' so I can dirty up a set 'a pajamas every night!"
>"Besides, you stay cooler when you sleep in the buff anyhow!"
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>>13279975
That started off arousing then became depressing very quickly.
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>>13279975
We pony milk? Again?
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>>13279877
... What was it?
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>>13279991
Shouldn't you be practicing?
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>>13280006
Practicing what?
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>>13280015
Drawing.
Now draw Ponyville
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>>13279895
>It's because she is a fucking retard.
No she ain't she might be a bit clumsy bit she ain't dumb
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>>13280028
L-Like an overview or something?
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>>13279830

>tfw the only game where you have to roll for everything and have zero control over your character creation
>tfw broken job advancement system makes anything but fighting and raping useless as a way to gain experience
>tfw all rules must be followed at all times and zero deviation is permitted
>tfw you can stab a man in the uterus
>tfw you can impale a man through the heart without harming his skin, spine, or any of the organs around it.

Fucking FATAL. It's like a ttrpg version of the Aristocrats.
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>>13280002
Something ___ worth bragging about
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>>13280060
Do ho ho ho
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>>13280060
And yet here you are with the rest of us normies.
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>>13280041
Like this.
Or yeah an overview
NOW GET ON IT
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>>13280030
she's pretending
she's actually a sexual deviant who preys on young, barely out of their teens stallions.
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>>13279975
Does she milk the bed?
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>>13280090
Well yeah
Life isn't like your fanfiction
Having a decent dick doesn't make women fall at your feet or give you confidence
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I'm really bad at doing landscapes though. I don't even know where I would start.
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>>13279986

>knock on her door early in the morning
>"Mornin' sugarcube - you sleep all right?"
>She's completely naked and she threw the door wide open, giving you a fine view of every freckle on her, every tan-line separating bronze from creamy skin, and the nest of golden curls between her legs.
>"Uhhh... Applejack?"
>"Wha?"
>She looks down, her face not changing a single iota.
>"Oh, yeah. Hang on."
>She shuts the door.
>When she opens it again, she's pulled on a pair of jeans and a work shirt.
>"You want some breakfast?"
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>>13280113
My
Dick
Pls anon
It's an endangered species
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>>13280141
>>13279986
>humanized
fuck off
pony only
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SHOULD I?

OR IS IT ALREADY SCANNED?
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>>13280086
that's a funny way of spelling HoiHoi
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>>13280137
So? You have to start from somewhere. NOW GET AT IT
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>>13280156
Are those even words
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>>13280156

oh boy, what are those crazy nips up to now
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>>13280153
Has ... no one told him yet?
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>>13280115
I have had some luck with Big Mac's method. Blunt force trauma to the head.
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>>13280153
The second one can be pone since they wear stuff like that but the first one yeah fuck that
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>>13280156
holy SHIT YEAH
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>>13280141
> tan lines and creamy skin in covered areas
I know it's a tame turn-on, but wow
Wowwwwwwww
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>>13279877
I keep hearing about FATAL
What even is?
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>>13280156
>that title

what
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beep beep mother fuckers
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>>13280200
see >>13280058
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Well, MLPG, it's that time once again

Stramming "The IT Crowd" for the final real time

be there or regret it forever

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.