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Today's topics include best pony and assorted sweets.

Previous, recently deceased horse: >>13261973
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When I was in the third grade, I told my teacher she had a nice ass in the middle of class.
I was a miniature idiot.
She had a GREAT ass.
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Help, I can't link this
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sage
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>>13270505
FOR CELESTIA
NUDE SUNBATHING IN HER PRIVATE GARDEN, ON HER SIDE WITH ONE LEG UP AND BENT, ASKING A PEEPING TOM IF HE'S ENJOYING THE VIEW
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gee thanks

anyway, did my finish the thing she said she'd do last thread yet
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If pone could play guitar, what guitar would they play?
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Nightmare Moon > Chrysalis > Nightmare rarara
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Total Slave!
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>>13270523

AND SHE'S SWEATY

WITH HER HAIR DOWN FROM THE SWEAT
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>>13270463
That zebra has a way with turning up in inexplicable places, I wouldn't worry too much.
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>>13270536
Evil dresses> All
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>>13270520
unf
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>>13270523
ya thats a good idea
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Total slave to zebra dicks.
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>>13270523
>>13270540
Pony? Human? Because ya know I can't draw good human.
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>>13270606

Pony

and then try human after, practice is good
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>>13270606
I like pony more
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>>13270602
I would be such a giant whore if I was a woman.

I think I'd try to be a bit less overweight, though...
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Hey MLPG i was out for a week, Did i miss anything important? like comics or news?
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>>13270642
A tiny bit of chub is adorable though
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>>13270602
Femanon's face is amazingly erotic especially considering it's just a fucking question mark. I love the overwhelmed tears.
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>>13270642

I'd only be a whore if there were sapient zebras that could fire off huge, messy loads around
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>>13270659
Issue #10 came out and it was amazing
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>>13270606
Well, the pose wouldn't work with pony legs.

Also because ponies don't sunbathe.

Actually, they do.

Maybe have her laying on her side like this.
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>>13270642
would you be a total slave?
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Are you ready for a Rainbowjob Anon?
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>>13270606
Nasse pls go
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>tfw
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>>13270642
If I were a girl, I'd probably stuff myself

regularly
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>>13270675
that feel when only fire a few milliliters. inb4 the stack
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http://imgur.com/JVgmZ3z

heres those references for nude sunbathing celestia
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>>13270700

those aren't references at all

it's just a shitty trans with awful fake tits

why would you share that
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>>13270678
>I let that patch grow out just for you, Anon. I hear you like human girls with untrimmed fur around their teat area.
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>>13270667
No it isn't.
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>>13270695
been there done that
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>>13270667

She looks like she could appear out of nowhere just to give you a hug.

>"ANONYMOUS! HI! HOW ARE YOU?! GOSH IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO WHOLE DAYS SINCE I SAW YOU! Y'KNOW HOW LONG TWO DAYS IS?! IT'S LIKE 48 HOURS! 2880 MINUTES! 172,800 SECONDS!"
>"AND THAT'S WAYYYYYYYY TOO LONG TO GO WITHOUT A HUG!"
>"So how are you~?"
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>>13270700
unf unf unf
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>>13270717
>Mariana Cordoba
>shitty

anon pls

You're just jealous of her giant dick.
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>>13270721

>"So anon, I hear you like it a little fuzzy?"
>Opens her legs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cd6155e08227911902bdee4bbfa3abd/tumblr_msgqdjSJ1k1rd5flfo1_1280.jpg
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>>13270757
http://25.media.tumblr.com/c181c96d42c07437122462751b05b65b/tumblr_msgqdjSJ1k1rd5flfo2_1280.jpg
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>>13270765
http://31.media.tumblr.com/e4c8ebab746eb1318a162ead6f38701a/tumblr_msgqdjSJ1k1rd5flfo4_500.jpg
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Which characters prefer packets of instant noodles, which prefer cups?
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>>13270746

I'd be jealous of her dick if she had a tip that didn't look comical
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>>13270741
and that's why it's the best pinkie
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>>13270479
What was her reaction?
Did you at least touch it?
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>>13270722
>fat_cunt.png
She's not even that big
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>>13270775
http://25.media.tumblr.com/b27a667b56bca88b0606b2161e71b9e6/tumblr_msgqdjSJ1k1rd5flfo5_1280.jpg
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>>13270789
are you blind?
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Is Pinkie Pie a sociopath?
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>>13270682
But why
>>13270678
I was thinking that was the pose in question.
Yeah. Not sure if my coffee's gonna last long enough for tonight, but I'll do it within 24 hours.
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>>13270667
it sure is
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>>13270792
i tried
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>>13270741
my heart
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>>13270806
not at all
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>>13270819
ignore the mislink
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>>13270819
tumblr nose
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>>13270819
much better than last time
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>>13270819
try harder
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http://derpiboo.ru/416592

UNF
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I've always thought Pinkie human would be twiggy and kinda short
Chub is cute but doesn't fit at all, to me
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>>13270819
Why is she a drunkard with rosatia?
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>>13270819

>Long torso
>messed-up arm
>ears and tail
>red nose

What are you even doing?
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Fluttershy!
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>>13270844

I wish it were Mti instead
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>>13270844
>that awesome animation
>that shitty static cum

Fuck it just ruins it
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>>13270846
have you seen how much she packs away every day?

She stays slightly chubby only because she jumps everywhere all the time.
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>>13270844
What if that was Mrs. Cake and slightly-older-but-still-a-shota Pound Cake?
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>>13270873

Jumping is shit cardio and wouldn't actually do much
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>>13270844
Happily married couples engaging in coitus out of love is my fetish.
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>>13270844
>people fantasizing about NTRing the cakes

The worst people.
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>>13270880
she also can run like crazy too
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>>13270869
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>>13270902

she wouldn't actually have much energy to do anything, eating nothing but sweets surprisingly leaves you robbed of macronutrients
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>>13270844
Would probably be a lot better if it had one or two more frames for the way back down
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Hngggggggggggggg
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>>13270942
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>>13270870
we need a term to call the people who are too heavily into the mlpg fandom.

so we normal mlpg fans can separate ourselves from the creepy mlpg fans
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>>13270952
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>>13270948
what kinds of dresses will applejack wear when she becomes a princess?
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>>13270948
AJ was mad cute in that dress
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>>13270961
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>>13270961

We need a term to call the people who complain about everything yet think themselves above everyone else

oh wait, they're called shitposters
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>>13270961
What's wrong with liking Big Zebra Cock NTR?
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>>13270948
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>>13270912
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>>13270972
>aj becomes a princess
>decreeds tons of land for her own apple archids
>land becomes nothing but apple farms
>she becomes the evil apple queen
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>>13270844

This was good until I noticed the dick doesn't move AT ALL

Immersion ruined.
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>>13271010
The dick moves, but the cum is static.
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>>13270997
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>>13270991
this is the thread to discuss the show and show characters.

not your favorite OCs
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>>13270997
>tfw that blog will never be good again
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>>13271031

So why aren't you discussing the show and show characters, and discussing OCs?
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>>13271058
a real shame
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>>13271031
>this is the thread to discuss the show and show characters.
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did a few fixes
gonna move onto another one
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>>13271089
Thick Rarity

Work on different body shapes.
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>>13271089
Trixie casting Homing Crystal Soul Mass
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>>13271089
How about that beach Fluttershy
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>>13271089
>drawing show characters
>laughing mares.jpg
Draw that one alligator thing GG made
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>>13271123
Her name is Caimon you fuck
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>>13271089
that arm going to her head isn't overlapping right
the forearm should be the top thing, I think
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>>13271023
well if we are complaining about every little thing now, the fucken sheath disconnects from the body and goes up to the ring
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Ponies become more lewd than when they're completely nude by simply wearing socks.
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>>13270972
Applejack's tryna make dresses!
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>>13271147
ah shit i meant to fix that

oh well, idgaf, it looks like a girl and that's enough for me right now
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>>13271031
>this is the thread to discuss the show and show characters.
>not your favorite OCs
Technically it's both!
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>>13271166
It's pansu for ponies
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>>13271194

GG

That was some quality porn you drew yesterday
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How does mlpg feel about this album?
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>>13271206
Do you like my socks, Sempai?
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IS THAT A PONY?
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>>13271217
why thank you anon
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>>13271206
>implying ponies shouldn't wear socks and pantsu
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>>13271231

Wait so

that femanon is a male anon that got transformed into a woman

well that's one way to break in your new parts, I guess
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>>13271219
>Listening to rock music
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>>13271206
>drumsticks
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>>13271223
No, it's just me.
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>>13271255
>that femanon is a male anon that got transformed into a woman
it could be
if that's what you want it to be
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>>13271255

or have your parts broken in for you
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>>13271259
>listening to any sound
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>>13271255
unf
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>>13271267

I

I think I do want it to be

it makes it hotter
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>>13271231
>turned into a girl
sigh, i better start liking cocks, and fast
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would rarity be all over spike if he was older
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>>13271293
well there you go
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>>13271296

Yeah

she probably just wanted to jump straight in, no dillydallying about in some kind of sexual confusion

a sort of shock therapy for dicks, if you will
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>>13271310

>First you trim my spines, which I still think was unnecessary but now my claws as well?

how not to write dialogue
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#downwithmewball
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>>13271325
>ponies discover chest tits
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>>13271310
No, he's a dragon.
I don't think there'd be a chance even if he was a pony.
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>>13271325
UNF
pls draw more
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>>13271310
Never going to happen, shes not into cross species.
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>>13271325

where's number 4 GG
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>>13271331
it sounds like a manga translation
>at any rate, must you trim my claws as well?
>It can't be helped, Spike!
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>>13271325

Did you ever continue this series
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>>13271333
i am usually a mewball hater and will find any little thing to complain about but i loved the cmc shower pic he just did.
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>>13271310
Of course she would or "will" be into him, dragons are fucking glorious, and I could see her being into any sort of "forbidden love".
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>>13271329
the technician in charge of said shock therapy is a lucky guy
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>>13271310
As soon as he starts building a horde
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>>13271352
>at any rate
I hate this more than anything
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>>13271361
and for the complaints of it. the perspective on the room is off and the sink drain went right into a bunch of towels.
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>>13271382
don't you mean technicians
I can't say with any certainty that these two would've been the first but they sure would've been among the most insistent
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This isn't too ECMajor, is it
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>>13271388
Now I aint saying she a gold digga, but she aint messin with no broke dragons
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>>13271419

Wait, the first horses to be with Femanon, or the first to double dip her

because if she's been doing that with all the stallions, then damn
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tiny lyra > big lyra
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>>13271444
>Anon wears protective clothing while handling ponies
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>>13271420
Nah
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>>13271364
My nigga.
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>>13271206
>stockings
dangnabbit
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>>13271420
It's shit
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>>13271420

Looks good to me
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>>13271434
>And you're going to buy me a yacht, you hear me mr.?
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>>13271438
The former
They'd be eager that's for sure
They're definitely the first to double-dip either way
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>>13271476
Well it's just the construction and I mean like that's why posted it because if it was shit I'd get to know it and maybe fix it
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>>13271470
ARE THEY GONNA HAVE SEX
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>>13271420
I can't quite tell what you're going to do with the lower half of the body, a little past the legs. The way I'm interpreting the sketch makes her butt jut out a little too much.
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>There's people in MLPG right now, that can draw and probably has friends.
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>>13271516
no
spike is not for sexual
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>>13271503
I can only imagine Femanon's reaction after her first time
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>>13271529
why does the drawing bit matter?
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>>13271503

So does every stallion in town know where they can get themselves an exotic fuck or is she more discrete
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>>13271533
But anon, that's adult Spike, and when Rarity's involved he's very for sexual.
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>>13271548
I'm being bitter that I can't do anything right.
I'm a hateanon for all artist
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>>13271548
Lots of drawfags seem to have isolation/depression issues
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>>13271444
mewball lyra > tiny lyra
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>>13271529
What's wrong with that?
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>>13271529
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>>13271529
>there are people on MLPG right now that are probably nice people and not unsavory creatures that can force other into an awkward silence just by talking
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>>13271570
mewball doesn't know shit about lyra
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>>13271586
c-can't I be both?
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>>13271503

Hey GG, do Mti and Mua ever fool around with eachother?
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>>13271586
The silence is only as awkward as you want to interpret it, most people you're talking to don't mind it
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>>13271558
>So does every stallion in town know where they can get themselves an exotic fuck or is she more discrete
depends on what you're looking for, anon
I'm sure there's all sorts of possible interpretations

maybe femanon wants to become the slutty human and practically advertises her availability to all the stallions and maybe colts in town
maybe she tries to be more modest about it and hide her lusty interspecies habits, giving in only occasionally to her lewd desires with choice ponies
or maybe she's just trying to keep a low profile and hoping to avoid attention from all those horny ponies that would love to plow her poor little human bits but of course that probably won't last long with sneaky stallions about
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>>13271586
anon pls
pank is not for sad
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>>13271565
i think i have a problem. i love giant ponies and i love small ponies. i love girls with giant boobs or small boobs. i also love girls with giant dicks or small dicks.

i cant choose which i love more.
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>>13271586
Sometimes the strangest things happen with image hover.
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>>13271618

All of these options are very bonersome to me, I am satisfied
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>>13271618
Oh, I know you, you love multiple choice because you explore all the possibilities.
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>>13271618
>and maybe colts
>maybe
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>>13271608
>ask someone a question
>"y-yeah..."
awkward silence
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>>13271586
>there are people on MLPG right now who are millionaires with huge dicks and hot wife
>but they never talk or brag about it because they know they have nothing to prove to the bunch of losers in here.
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>>13271634
i do love it when that happens
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>>13271618
>sneaky stallions
"Hey, who put this horsecock in me?"
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>>13271618

I DON'T KNOW WHICH TO CHOOSE
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>>13271618
>that last option

oh boy

more femanon totally not being raped when
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>>13271618
Last one of course. She has to find a way to keep her sanity intact until Discord can undo his 'accidental' clothes-disintegrating spell.
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>>13271533
But Spike certainly wants to be.
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>>13271701
well tough titties
he isn't for sexual
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>>13271618

can you draw all three
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>>13271712
anon pls
if you repress him he'll end up snapping under the pressure and doing something weird
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>there are people in mlpg right now that don't feel the constant interior pressure to kill themselves
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>>13271696
you just want the rape
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>>13271733
I feel the constant interior pressure to kill those around me.

Come closer, anon.
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>>13271696
>Deafdefiler wanted to be the one raped all along.
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>>13271727
Like what? Order something from Bad Human?
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>>13271733
the only thing I have is a voice in my head that tells me that I could totally leap in front of that bus, or jump off this ledge

or rape that person

i want the voice gone
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>>13271727
>Twilight and Spike

Fucking incest.
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>>13271754
Spike's related to Twilight?
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>>13271733

I don't really have a constant pressure to kill myself, but I do recognize that there are only three people in the world who would truly care if I died and if those three people die before I do and I haven't gotten anyone else to care about me, I'll probably off myself.
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>>13271733
suicide requires a lot of work and i'm a lazy piece of shit
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>>13271750
Like rail his adoptive stepsistermotherfigure.
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>>13271282
I've transcended that shit.
I simply enjoy vibrations rocking through my body now
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>>13271716
>draws one image of femanon horsefucking with three different speech bubbles

'Shit, not again', 'do you have any friends you can send my way?' and 'you won't tell anybody, right?'
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>>13271666
Stop tempting us, Satan.
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>>13271733
>no one will ever pull you close and hug you
>they will never tell you everything will be alright and that they love you
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>>13271727
I'm still surprised no one has written a fic or something where Spike does a sexual version of SoME
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>>13271764
They're both purple, proof enough.
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>>13271773
l-lewd
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>>13271782
I had that once
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>>13271797
woah now
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>>13270813
The real question becomes: is that a swim suit, or eveningwear?
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>Try to watch EQG
>Just can't bring self to do it

I have nothing now
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>>13271782
Good.
Don't touch me you filthy fucking casuals.
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>>13271825
that doesn't look like eveningwear at all
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>>13271842
I dunno, some women need support.
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>>13271829
I only watched it because someone streamed it right when I ran out of other things to do

It could have been worse, i guess
still really shit
Watch the cafeteria song on youtube, and maybe the final Sunset Satan scene, you won't really be missing anything
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>>13271833
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>>13271814
> that expression
"Ante up, buttercup, or you get the rape chair again."
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>>13271825
It's a swimsuit.
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>>13271388
>Teenage spike is increasingly embarrassed when his pony friends ask him why he doesn't have a horde yet.
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>>13271865
I said no.
Get away from me.
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>>13271797
> implying Spike finds it at all unusual to sexually satisfy Twilight during the heat season
> implying that's considered all that taboo to just fuck
The real pinnacle in Equestrian society are hugs, kisses, and dates. It means you're committed.
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>got a nametag for CS:go weapons

What should I name stuff
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>>13271877
Okie dokie.
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>>13271850
what the hell are you talking about
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>tfw no teen spike on crystal rarity vore
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>>13271893
>anon doesn't know this
>keeps trying to slowly build to sex from dating
>pony is intensely bashful about the dating
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>>13271899
Name your knife "STABitha st. germain"
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>>13271829
i tried to watch but i got bored. it feels too much like an actual childrens cartoon
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>>13271907
Some women need like civil-engineering strength bras. Like perhaps a buxom humanhorse Pinkie.

But Jessy says it's a swimsuit also perhaps with abundant support
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>>13271923
>the jokes and sexual hints pony says embarrass anon immensely
>he often simply deflects them
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>>13271923
> Spike doesn't quite get it either
> instinctually he goes for the courtship first, then probably sex later
> Rarity is the only one in town who does the same, based on the tales of heraldry she read as a child
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>>13271937
but friendship is magic is an actual childrens show
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Applejack.
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>>13271961
>Just a number
>So fucking what?
>RACISS
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>>13271961
If only she'd do it in the show
Too bad stringing him along gets her what she wants
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>>13271961
What a bitch
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>>13271961
Why is rarity such worst pone?
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>>13271969
thanks to our lord lauren faust she wrote and designed the show for all ages. without her mlpfim would have been for little girls only

praise faust
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>>13271961
That's the spirit, Rarity!
>>
well, I just had a weird mental image of pegusi stallions possible colts if you want to be into that stuffing bits of cloud and/or other sky/weather effects into their dick/balls/uthera

I'm going the fuck to sleep for a while and hopefully it goes away
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>>13271866
>the rape chair

I think I need to see this device.
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>>13271999
Gotta have muh fire ruby.
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>>13271999
I like to imagine that ends up becoming a superstar, and she completely changes her views on him, but he starts string her along like she used to do.
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>>13271961
rarity would never say that you horseasshole
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/f163af3dba2bd742593e57e8f6ca9fd1/tumblr_msgy12hfPq1sv5nkyo1_500.gif

Makin' baby cakes
Putting buns in her oven
etc etc
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is it bad that this plush makes me feel things
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>>13272026
please never return
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>>13271923
>>13271957
>Anon builds up the courage to ask Lyra to a date.
>She stares at him with a shocked expression and spontaneously orgasms.
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>>13272045
> implying pone hips can really roll back that far comfortably
Okay.png
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>>13272060
It's a stuffed toy, Anon.

What's wrong with you?
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>>13272045
I would an aggressive chubby pony as she begged me to rut her
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>Hoof over all your money traveler! Stand and deliver!
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>>13271980
That is a cute apples
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>>13272045
Why does he look like he's in pain?
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>>13272062
okay, I'll just take my idea of bottled cloud-aid for sore ponynuts away then
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>>13272086
I'll stand and deliver you something.
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>>13272112
Brcause Mrs.Cake is heavy, both in weight and in passion
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>>13272112
He's already cum and she's still rutting hip.
You ever had a strong post cum erection? ooooh, it is the worst.
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>>13272039
You're right, a proper pony wouldn't curse.
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>>13272157
changelings are so useful
I wish I had my own
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>>13272131
>there are people who still use the D meme

wow
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>>13272086
>Stand and deliver!
that was an okay movie
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>>13272163
> ever have a strong post-cum erection
Yes
> it's the worst
I'm sorry to hear that
It's pretty fucking great barrelling through one orgasm on to the next
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>>13272112
Because the cum is static.
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hey mlpg was the new judge dredd movie anygood?
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>>13272229
Yeah it was okay.
Don't expect anything other than a mindless action romp, but it's fun for what it is.
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>>13272229
I'm pretty sure /co/ said it was actually really good. I haven't seen it though.
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>>13272229
Yes.
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>>13272229
yes
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>>13272229
Pretty much the perfect Dredd movie.
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>>13272229
Go ask /tv/.
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>>13271961
Saine, why are you so awful?
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>>13272229
>asking instead of watching
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>>13272229
YES
It's an 80's action movie with CG and extra scowling
>>
Pony's black, rubbery horse labia is thick and floppy and it needs civil-engineering strength support from horse panties
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>>13272179
i know, what fags
don't they know memes have an expiration date?
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>>13272229

It's kinda ok, but rather bland.

The 2000ad universe isn't really explored in any fun way, it's just dredd in a dank hotel shooting up some lame crooks.

There's no grand scheme or plot or entertaining villain.
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>>13272245
>>13272246
>>13272251
>>13272255
>>13272259
>>13272273
thank you
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>>13272179
>everyone that uses it has separated it entirely from Descartes
It's like a miracle
Most of the time the meme is run into the ground every which way, but this one kind of got shifted
It started as "Give her the dick" with pics of Descartes, but progressed into "She wants the D" with no pictures of Descartes
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>>13272275
>Pony gets wet, fluid starts flooding down her hind legs and soils the carpet.
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Would you, MLPG?

Or do you really hate all humanizations?
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>>13272306
Sh-shut up, Anon.
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>>13270741
I've know girls like this

They're fucking annoying.
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>>13272309
hard and unendingly
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>>13272309
Destroy all humans

Horses only, scrub
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>>13272275
I never should have used that term
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>>13272309
Oh no no no

To both
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>>13272292

If you really want a Dredd experience, try to convince someone on /co/ to storytime Trifecta for you.

Shit is fucking mind blowing.
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>>13272309
That's not a humanization
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>>13272318
NAMES
LOCATIONS
NOW
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>>13272309
I would, but what's she even a humanization of?
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>>13272338
You like to take the middle path?
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>>13272354
> I am incapable of reading filenames
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>>13272354
Completely separate character.
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>Endii still can't into lewd

I'd be depressed, too.
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>>13272366
>endii will never leak his stash
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>>13272356
Is that an eqg reference? Like many of my favorite things, i've never actually watched it.
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>>13272371
At the moment? Yes. The mobile site doesn't display them.
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>>13272385
>endii releases his stash
>everything is censored with his face
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>>13272309

I can't wait for that game to come out.
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>The bleeding looks pretty bad Scootaloo, you sure you don't need help with that?
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>>13272424
what do you think Scootaloo's blood tastes like
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>>13272437
Copper?
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>>13272424
She'll be fine
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>>13272437
Salty pennies.
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>>13272437
Iron oxide.
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>>13272424
>She's dying, and experiencing a wonderful hallucination where's she has a family and is loved by everyone.
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>>13272415
>his
>not Nathan's
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>>13272400
That's too fucking bad.

It's Applejack.
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>>13272456
NO. NOT HERE.
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>>13272477
... What?
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http://i.imgur.com/npTfhlY.jpg
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I tried my best, if it's any consolidation.
There isn't a version with any more lewdnessyet
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>>13272476
Looks like its SINGLES night
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Butterfly's concussion fetish
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why is it so hard to find a girl who enjoys bestiality as much as me?
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>>13270879
I'd cum buckets.
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>>13272424
>>13272437
Why is her head bleeding so much lately?
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>>13272502
> she's a dessert sauce dispenser
> literally no one wants it
> it always comes out warm, which is only appropriate for caramel or hot fudge
> some poor attendant has to empty her at the end of the day every day
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>>13272508
that looks like a man horse. draw the penis now.
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>>13272508

There needs to be more hair than that, Nasse
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>>13272508
OH MY GOD

MY DICK
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>>13272517
Because reasons
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>>13272517
It's ... well, it shouldn't be. It's shared by both genders almost equally, but finding a woman willing to admit to it is harder than finding a man.
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>>13272508
verr intersetink
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>>13272502
>inflation

what a terrible fetish. still i am saving this for other reasons.
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>>13272471
I don't really see any resemblance. Bloom, maybe, but AJ's no mechanic. >>13272524
Head wounds always bleed a lot.
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>>13272559
And yet you see rape in all things. Amazing.
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>>13272517
Oh, darn, I thought she had a horsecock from the thumbnail.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZfEki4zUcM
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>>13272579
uh
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>>13272366
Twilight are you ok
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Femanon fucking a stallion with a strap-on
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>>13272558
>cum inflation
>Terrible
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>>13272539
yyyeah, that would be a problem now, wouldn't it.
>>13272540
Yeah, I was just trying to go by what Dotkwa did once
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>>13272571
Not all things, anon. There's certainly no rape in why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.
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>>13272612
so you're saying the stallion is DPing her singlehandedly
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>>13272622
You should make it bushier
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>>13272517
it's easier to stick your dick into things than to stick things into your vag before it gets too uncomfortable
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>>13272610
She's fine, just part of a natural cycle she's experienced since "becoming a woman" at 12
It occurs to me that since they do not menstruate, their "menarche" is the first heat they enter
> Twilight's parents found her humping the laundry machine
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>>13272579
This was kind of painful
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>>13272612
Guess she wanted to try DP, but all his friends were busy?
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>>13272616
oh god no
please
i need to stay up
stop yawning
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>>13272517

those thighs

unf
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>>13272628
#shotsfired
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>>13272579
>endless meme references stuffed in
>unicorn twilight

these guys do not watch the shoe
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>>13272632
No, I'm saying Femanon getting revenge on both of the twins at the same time

consensually
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>>13272635
>>13272622
You should make it blushier.
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>>13272643
>since they do not menstruate

Um, excuse me, but don't push your crummy ideas on my characters.
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>>13272658
Try spearmint or peppermint gum.
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>>13272658
blink
blink
>>
I am sad mlpg.
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>>13272674
> (really)
But Lauren
They aren't human
>>
If you could go to Equestria, would you just love one pony?

Or would you just haul yourself out like the bigg snuggle slut you are?
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>>13272674
>your character

LEL
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>>13272699
I'd date multiple at the same time. We aren't committed, why not have fun until you find "the one"?
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>>13272294
I still find Descartes edits funny.
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>>13272643
>implying heat
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfCTesBdSh8

ehhhh...
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>>13272699
But i'm not even capable of love at all
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>>13272229
Its on Netflix
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>>13272699
The first, a shame really that ponies outlive us by so long.
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>>13272723
> implying they don't
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>>13272658
God to bed
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>>13272356
satyr shit?
fuck off
anthro?
fuck off maybe
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>>13272670
>Twins
>enjoying anal

No they don't
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>>13272696
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>>13272744
>anthro

Holy shit you're worse than satyrfags.
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>>13272735
It's all in the diet and atmospheric magic content, anon. If you went there you'd live long too.
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>>13272659
>liking fit girls

get out, you do not belong in here.
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>>13272753
er
>enjoying RECEIVING anal
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>>13272758
>You end up living as long compared to them, proportionally, as you do compared to our own ponies.
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>>13272399
No, it's sort of a joke.
That and humans are the "road not taken"
>>13272744
> fuck off MAYBE
M-maybe they have a great personality?
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>>13272762

it is time
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>>13272762
Get out.
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>>13272762
Well unf______doubleunf_____
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>>13272757
if i'm going to get a freak of nature, i might as well get the full package.
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>Only $190 left to pay off my xbone

This is going to be a great November
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>>13272784
time to clean and jerk if you know what I'm sayin'
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>>13272797
>being this cancerous
no anon, you are the freak of nature
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>>13272802
>He bought an Xbone
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>>13272762
> filename
I dunno--
> "Sex with pauline nearly killed me!"
No, you're right on the money there.
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>>13272814

I understand your connotations
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>>13272802
ha, you are a poorfag and also have bad taste in videogame consoles
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>>13272777
>Humans could reasonably live almost 1000 years in Equestria if what you say were true
Not bad.
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Would you plunder a pony's booty?
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>>13272735
>"m sorry, my love. But...I'm so, so tired. It hurts to keep my eyes open anymore..."
>"Shh, my love. Please, just rest."
>"All the memories....I would do it all again with you."
>"I love you."
>"I love you. Forever."
>Anon died of old age, his pony faithfully by his side, nuzzling his hand
>"Applebloom, coem down already! You're going to late for school!"
>"Just a sec! I'm busy with something!"
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>>13272846
pffft
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posting mlpgs favorite waifu

everyone unf away
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>>13272844
Yes.
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>>13272844
>AJ flashing

lewd
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>>13272846
Bona-fide, man.
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>>13272862
Tits are too big.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE sugar, but not gigantic tits sugar
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>>13272762
But you don't like girls at all, SB.
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>>13272887
> thickity
I'm not sure you know what thick people look like
She just looks like she's fed better than you are
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>>13272862
>How can we make Snips even LESS appealing?
>I've got it!
>
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>>13272907
you want a blob?
>>
I, um, don't know?
http://mlpg.co/qt/src/1378082590975.png
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>>13272887
youdidalright.png
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>>13272743
gosh that's cute
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>>13272862
unless sb gives her a cock i am not interested
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>>13272929
WHOA
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>>13272887
That doesn't look very thick
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>>13272929
>hey anon, look! my crotch is burning!
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>>13272802
>buying a console when it launches
Wait a year you twat

never buy the first itteration
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>>13272929
bigger
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>>13272921
No, but that sweater leaves a lot to the imagination
She might be pretty toned
Just a little pudge in front would be nice
Also I was giving him shit because apparently he is super-skinny
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>>13272929
Her bottom leg doesn't connect to her body...very well
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>>13272951
>you don't give her the appreciative laugh she was hoping for
>she looks crestfallen for a moment, then get a wicked grin
>her horn sparkles and your crotch suddenly itches like mad
>"Now we match!"
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>>13270479

That is the perfect reaction image for that anecdote.
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>>13272887
BIGGER
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>>13272990
rediv please, you're going to ruin her figure
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>>13272887
that's not thick at all
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>>13272716
Same, along with Feel Guy edits
And speaking of memes getting popular under a different guise, "FEELS" is kind of popular among other people but never really associated with That Feel Guy
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>>13272862

Unless she loses those awful hyper boobs, I'm not interested. Thick is fine but those sandbags have got to go.

Requesting DFC Sugar please.
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>>13272887
That's less "thick" and more "well fed"
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http://i.imgur.com/0Hd6Ztn.jpg
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>>13273010
>chubby
>DFC

Did you forget your meds again?
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>>13272951
You try making ethereal hair into pubes.
Especially when you have no idea what you're doing
>>13272970
Maybe if I erased that line between her body and the leg/thigh?
>>13272962
But I
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>>13273016
It's less "thick" and more "not thin"
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>>13273020
420 faggot it, blaze
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>>13273020
That looks like amazing oregano
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>>13273035
BIGGER
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>>13273001
I know that feel
These edits always give me a giggle.
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Pony wanted me to tell you that pony thinks you are a swell guy
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>>13273055
Aw, that's nice.

Tell pony she's pretty cool.
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>>13272309

what game is that

I want that game
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>>13273020
Needs cum
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>>13273020
Dude, I'm so high right now lol XD
#420
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>>13273055
Thank pony for me, and tell pony to have a wonderful day.
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>>13273055
Tell pony that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
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>>13272929
.unf.
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>>13273050
BUT HOW
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>>13273084
>I'll show those potheads how stupid they are by pretending to be stupid!
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Stallion is blushing and unsheathed at the sight of you and hasn't noticed.
>>
uuuuugh
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>>13273035
>Maybe if I erased that line between her body and the leg/thigh?

That should do it, but her "butt" seems to go too far back, too.
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>>13273103
Put a cute bow around his flare
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>>13273024

Midna is chubby and DFC.

Check and mate.
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>>13273055
I try to be.
Though I can't say I'm proud of staying at my friend's bachelor party long enough for the strippers to arrive.
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>>13273103
Into my throat it goes
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Grey Delise voiced Derpy. Discuss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZfEki4zUcM
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>>13273132
She's not chubby
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>>13273138
gay
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>>13273093
LIKE THIS http://i.imgur.com/rpWFwzY.jpg
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>>13273145
>epic
Closed and cleared my browsing history.
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>>13273132
Midna isn't chubby
She just has big hips

CHECK YOUR WEIGHT PRIVILEGES
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>>13273137
dude, that's the point of a bachelor party
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>>13273103

Which stallion? The one with a Tardis?

Okay.
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>>13273103

That's gay
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>>13272762
Stop doing that.

>>13272903
Untrue.
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>>13273145
MUFFINS XD
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>>13273103
>unsheathed at the sight of you

U-UNF
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>>13273138
Man, the bible's definition of love was so wrong.
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>>13273164

But it's /co/'s bastard love child being voiced by Azula, i-isn't that what you want?
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>>13273145
that was less horrible than I expected
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>>13273103
Can it be a colt and also Snails?
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Anyone have an image of GG's femanon by herself?
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>>13273202
What Derpy? She was made by a silly animator at Studio B.
Who the fuck is Azula?
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>>13273103
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i wish so bad there was a dislike button for tumblr
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>>13273220
Yes, but he has a realistic sized member for a colt.
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>>13273202
>>13273210

It was not as bad as I prepared myself for but I still question why it exists.
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>>13273227
>who is Azula
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>>13273183
But so many dicks! And >>13273220
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>>13273244
to the people who wrote it, it probably seemed much funnier
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>>13273237
cadance please, you're married!
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>>13273246
>greentexting what I asked instead of answering the question
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>>13273227
>who the fuck is azula

Are you 15?
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>>13273227

>Not knowing the actress who played Vicky, Frankie Foster, or even watching Avatar.

MAXIMUM PLEBIAN
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>>13273244
Some people wanted to make an animation for fans to enjoy, and to probably get some fame as well.
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>>13273220
>>13273257
Wasn't me man.
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>>13273264
I'm just fucking with you, mate.
I have no idea.
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SB is now MLPG's gay husbando.
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>>13273272
>suny has no games
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>>13273272
>SUNY
Might as well be Madcatz to me.
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>>13273272
>suny
>not pony
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>>13273227
Go watch Avatar the Last Airbender Now
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>>13273286
>SB
>not EA
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>>13273286
i can confirm
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>>13273145
I kinda like the voice before she go's all out rage.

Vinyl gotta laugh out of me.
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>>13273242
No deal.
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>>13273266
25, but FiM is the first and last show I've ever watched.
>>13273267
Now was that so difficult?
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>>13273286
But GG is my husbando
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>>13273286
But you're wrong.
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>>13273286
Mine is Gami
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>>13273304
EA needs to stop being ded first
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>>13273272

Button Mash and his MILF would approve.
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>>13273315
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

HE'S MINE

HIM AND HIS ARTSEED
>>
What if Pony Crossing 3DS was real?
You move into Ponyville and incur a massive amount of debt and must work to pay it off doing menial task for all you favourite ponies.
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>>13273311

>now was that so difficult

about as difficult as googling it, probably
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https://derpibooru.org/416501
This hits so many fetishes you have no idea.
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>>13273334
3 OR 4 SHOTS ISN'T ENOUGH MAN

COME ON, AGREE TO SNOWBALL
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>>13273319

Do you want a picture of you and your fictional husbando?
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>>13273311
>first and last show I've ever watched

Are you a Mormon?
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>>13273311
>25, but FiM is the first and last show I've ever watched.

What, do you live in a cave?
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>>13273145
RIGHT IN THE UNF
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>>13273103
Uh
Pretty sure he's going to go without
Because my anus is not able to take his able stable saber
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>>13273263
> implying that's ever stopped a Royal from getting action
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>>13273344
Hey, its not so unimaginable that you'd think someone who was on a Youtube video with the word epic in the title, voicing Derpy, and with a name Azula was anyone of any importance and not just another popular girl that MLPG jerks their collective dicks over.
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>>13273336

Sounds kind of like that iPhone game that exists already, a bit? But, yes, I would definitely buy it. Hell, I'm still saving up for Animal Crossing and a 3DS.

If you have any screenshots, please post them, I swear I save every single one I see. I had a chance to play it a little while at Anthrocon and I think it's the perfect little timewaster for me.
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I might ink this when I wake up but I fail to see it having a point
http://mlpg.co/qt/src/1378083762737.png
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>>13273353
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>>13273272
>you will never push sweetie belle's buttons
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>Every gg fanart
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>>13273401

>you will never brush it
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>>13273401
It should be bushier

but that's a good start.
>>
ghostpony
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>>13273411

I want to fuck Panty.
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>>13273401

8/10 for cloudy pubes. I bet they feel like mist.
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>>13273336
Fuck that. 3D platformer or nothing. I'd also accept a pony adventure game if it meant more world building and stuff like that. Just, not on a handheld.
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>>13273427

boo
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>>13273374
>able stable saber
10/10, had a lol.
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>>13273427
I forgot to post it.
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I like this OC
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>>13273355
YOU'LL TAKE YOUR FOUR SHOTS AND BE THANKFUL

I'M BEING GENEROUS
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>ghost pony anon's ghost will never come back to him
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>>13273427
?
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>>13273360
>>13273361
I've told you guys before. My parents wouldn't let me watch TV when growing up so I never developed a taste for it. No idea why I even started watching MLP anyways.
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>>13273446
So glad you did, Anon.
So. Glad. You. Did.
I also coined "witch-dyke."
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>>13273455
BUT YOU CAN'T GARGLE FOUR SHOTS

YOU CAN BARELY SWISH FOUR SHOTS AROUND!
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>>13273427

ghostpony blowjob

wooooo wooooo
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>>13273464
You watch it because you are a faggot
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>>13273401
> a thick lovely manestyle bush
I shouldn't find this a tenth as hot as I do
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>>13273464
You're one sad motherfucker, but now you're 25 and you need to develop a taste. Go ask /co/ for their recommendation guides.
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>>13273464
>My parents wouldn't let me watch TV when growing up
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>>13273468
FINE

HAVE IT YOUR WAY

THREE SHOTS
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>>13273434
Why not on a handheld?
>>
FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13273499
NO WAIT I'M SORRY
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>>13273401
ಠ_ಠ
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>>13273431
Me too
http://i.imgur.com/OQZKF0q.jpg
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>>13273464
this
>>13273484

I highly recommend Johnny Test.
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>>13273529
>Johnny Test
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>>13273523

unf unf unf
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>>13273523

...................

WHY!!
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>>13273464
Did you watch films growing up?

There's a lot of great programming out there. Find things and watch them.
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>>13273529

whipcrack
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ARGH I CAN'T STOP PLAYING THIS GAME
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>>13273529
NO
Anon, this man reached out for you. Asked you for a hand and all you gave him was the heel of your foot.
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>>13273543
*whip crack* DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING *guitar solo*
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>>13273538
perfect
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>>13273523
I threw up a little
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>>13273538
oh jesus, just needs the music now
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>>13273602
what music
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>>13273602
I can already hear it in my head
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>>13273602
...the music?
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>>13273602

Seconded: what music?
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>>13273523
The lube and/or cum doesn't bother me
The fact it's YELLOW does
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>>13273629
>>13273624
>>13273614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI
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>>13273639

It looks more like pus...
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>>13273614
>>13273624
>>13273629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI
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So anything new today?
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>>13273655
That's why I find it disturbing
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>>13273655
pus in the puss
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>>13273477
Oh right, yeah that's it.
>>13273484
No way. I'm already known as the boring loser with no personality. I wouldn't want to upset anyone by changing that.
>>13273496
>>13273564
They wouldn't let me listen to music either.

I keep telling myself I'm going to listen to a bunch of music and watch shows and movies, but I never get around to it.
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>>13273664

Celestiapubes
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>>13273664
i drew girls that almost looked like girls
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>>13273664

Not really.
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>>13273664
I cleaned up the house and sanded things down for a new coat of paint
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>>13273653
>>13273663
oh

that's just the credits music from super mario world
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>>13273529
>Johnny Test.
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>>13273674
>They wouldn't let me listen to music either.

That sounds like child abuse.
>>
>>13273543
>>13273577
>>13273700

I know it is entry level but we can't just throw him straight into The Problem Solverz
>>
pony wants your cookies
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>>13273708
Fuck that, dude got his start with FiM. Throw him into Adventure Time at the very least.
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>>13273688
You own a house?
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>>13273707

I think poor Amishanon needs more PONIES!
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>>13273731
or regular show
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>>13273674
I didn't get into music until I was 17 and I didn't start really caring about film until my early 20s.
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>>13273731
Adventure Time at least is fun.

>>13273708
Problem Solverz is a goddamn war crime.
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>tfw you will never ride her through a cloudless sky


Why did you have to go and change my mind?
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>>13273708
please tell me they didnt make more than 1 episode of that
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>>13273664
Not a whole lot, we could always talk about comic #10, but there wasn't a lot of anything to expand upon in it.
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>>13273747
IMO he needs more than cartoons. I'd recommend Bill Nye.
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>>13273674
>They wouldn't let me listen to music either.
Only two songs you will ever need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEiZDaltXUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA
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>>13273744
Don't the Amish actually send their kids off the real world from Rumspringa?
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>>13273674
>wasn't allowed to watch tv
>wasn't allowed to listen to music

jesus christ

for what reasons?
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>>13273653
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43266019/tumblr/randumb/sfw/cadance.swf
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>>13273784
*for
>>
Pony can't have my cookies, they're mine.

>>13273730
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>>13273777
> not the Sagan COSMOS
> or the upcoming Tyson COSMOS
> or "Through the Wormhole"
Yeah Bill Nye could work too
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>>13273777
>Bill Nye
YES.
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>>13273797
10/10
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>>13273730
I don't mind sharing some of my 16 trillion
>>
>no tv / video games / internet / music
What would you even, like, do?
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>>13273794
There are a bunch of families that think anything short of "Jesus, our savior, rain down on us" in Christian Bop arrangements are antithetical to moral development

Also there are seriously some Adventists that just think all fiction are lies
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>>13273807
>Sagan
>Tyson

No. You always start off with the basics and use them a launching pad into the theoretical bullshit.
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>>13273770
Unforchantly Season 2 never made it to air but it is on netflix!
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>>13273829
"Go outside"
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>>13273773
Its just confirms the delicious male to female ratio of equestria.
>tfw you have a higher chance to be slutty mare
>tfw you will be swimming in mare's as a stallion
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>>13273464
Try watching some animated films, too

They're more contained and easily acceptable. Try classic Disney to start and move on to whatever strikes your interest
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>>13273797
YES YES YES

It's gets off sync with each loop though
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>>13273807
>Sagan
>Tyson
you are, truly, my best friend of african-american descent.
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>>13273806
>not sharing your cookies with a cute little pony

this is why you are a terrible person BCS
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>>13273846
gross
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>>13273766
Our biggest challenge hasn't even been dealt with yet.
We still have Ironsides and the Guardian's judgement to contend with.
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>>13273849
>as a stallion

But you'd get the freakier ones as a human.
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>>13273860
looping music in flash is a bitch, I'll try to make it more bearable
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>>13273829
read a book nigga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JOwyHghsag
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>>13273797

Ha, awesome. Thanks!
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>>13273831
>think all fiction are lies


But.....all fiction IS lies.


Thats what makes it fiction by definition!
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>>13273664

Grey Delise did a fananimation about Grey horse.
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>>13273843
But the 'theoretical bullshit" is often the most interesting.

Just never, ever go as far as "Tree of Life." That movie was seriously 50% half-interview mumbling of out-of-focus '60's family members about a child's death and half throbbing bass sounds and shots of deep space

How on Earth it got critically acclaimed I'll never know
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>>13273807
I was disappointed in Tyson after he said some really pretty stupid things about biology but I hope he'll manage to do well with the new show all the same.
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>>13273876
I want a happy ending ;_;
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>>13273871
If you give a pone a cookie she'll ask for a glass of milk
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>>13273891
>But.....all fiction IS lies.

No

Lies are presented as truth
Fiction CAN be lies, but NOT ALL fiction is.
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>>13273846
i go outside sometimes, to go to work, or to buy food. but i couldn't imagine actually doing it for fun. that would be like saying that you shoot yourself in the foot with a nailgun for entertainment
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>>13273892
I watched it. Most brony stuff makes me cringe

and this did too, but it was ok. Plus I'm a big fan of hers, too. Did she just do this probono for fun or what?
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>>13273886
That makes me wonder if anon's parents banned certain books as well.
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>>13273898
i fell asleep
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>>13273871

They're my goddamn cookies. She can buy her own cookies.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MzK17RaS-k

nostalgia ever time
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>>13273918
Why is pony such a mooch?

Pony should get a job
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>>13273929

I bet you look cute all cuddled up snoozing.
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>>13273910
> Pretty stupid things about biology
Oh, he went all "it's SOFT SCIENCE"?
I guess no one's perfect
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>>13273919
fiction (n)- something invented by the imagination or feigned; specifically : an invented story
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>>13273914
me too... but I don't know how we're going to get one. things look pretty grim.
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>>13273946
you should call him shotaball
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>>13273794
"allowed" probably isn't the right word. Neither of them watched TV or listened to music, so they never introduced me to it. I was homeschooled until grade 5, so when I actually got around other people my age, they really hated me so I never made any friends. Its entirely my fault really, I just didn't know it was there so I never went looking for it. And when I did find out about it, I never bothered because I didn't care.

Blog Status: Updated
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>>13273946
Well, yeah, he curls up so snug on your hand.
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>>13273920

I like catching fiddler crabs and bugs and little animals outside then letting them go after a few days when I get bored... with a butterfly net, I'll entertain myself for hours if there's any kind of body of water nearby.
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>>13273898
Hey guys, lets all watch Contact!
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>>13273914
Just in time to change Celestia's mind about hope, her initial beliefs are reconfirmed and we are sent back.
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>>13273945
What places are going to hire a miniature, multicolored, talking horse?
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>>13273957
Lies are counter-factual things meant to supplant reality, i.e. "My dad works at Nintendo"

Fiction is a supposition about unreality, i.e. "This is totally what my life would be like if my Dad worked at Nintendo, The Novel"
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>>13273985
N-NO
THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE THEMATICALLY
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>>13273933
ya you said that. not sharing cookies with friends is what terrible people do.

its not like you out of shape americans will starve to death if you dont eat an extra cookie or two anyways.
>>
So Mewball how about that Sky High stram
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>>13273984
That'd be fun, though the book was more ambitious by a long shot
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>>13273985
Anon didn't you hear?

The blue lanters are gone. Hope is dead
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>>13273996
Would read.
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>>13273957
>lied 1: to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive

Fiction only becomes a lie when it's presented as reality

Like the bible
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>>13273968

*reblogs* :^)
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>>13273946
>>13273962
pls
>>13274004
but it's shit
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>>13273946
Sometimes I like to imagine that Mewball is built like Zyzz but her draws mewanon the way he does for the sake of modesty
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>>13274019
Shit, Applejack lied about telling her friends the truth at breakfast! I thought she was supposed to be honest!
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I'm die
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>>13273994

Hasbro.

Then they'd whore out the poor thing to bronies for rides and fucking for DOSH.
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>>13274031

Like you've never streamed shit before
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>>13274019
The abstraction worries quite a few people. It's just easier to avoid your children getting the critical thinking skills to think of the Bible as an abstraction about what should be, or what God intends for us, or what was good for a certain people to believe

It's just easier to cut out all other things so the kids never get the parallel
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>>13271793
i'm peverted enough to have been thinking of it while watching the episode
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>>13274031
You're correct,
How about a Castle in the Sky stram?
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>>13274038
the truth is that he's a little babby stringbean
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>>13274031

I bet shotaball even looks cuter when he is all flustered.
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>>13274059
he streamed that like 2 weeks ago, rose
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>>13274031
hey mewball, can we have a comparison shot with your anon and oh say big macintosh?

Considering that your ponies are very big, I'm curious to see how big big mac would be.
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>>13274069
What is Derpy appearing in Feeling Pinkie Keen?
You know it's true.
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>>13274002

She can't have the cookie. Not even with the pouty face.
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>>13274038
maybe someday
>>13274052
fair enough
>>13274068
pls
>>13274059
>
>>13274073
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>>13274069
derpy speaking role
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>>13274069
Trixie's return.

Just kidding. It was Derpy in The Last Roundup.
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>>13273994
A petting zoo

>Pony gets up in the morning. Groggily sits up in bed. Smokes. Drinks last nights beer.
>Showers. Brushes teeth and comes mane until its shinny and dazzling. An unhappy face stairs back at them, so they force on a smile
>Take the bus. Its late and crowded again
>Get to work. Punch in. Settles in besides the cow and the ducks
>Two five hour shifts of little kids trying to poke her eye, ride her and feeling her all over with dirty hands and food pellets
>Clock out. Go home. Go to bed.
>Do it again.
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>>13274054
>It's just easier to avoid your children getting the critical thinking skills

Ah, get them before they're fully developed mentally.
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>>13274069
Rainbow Dash being part of the main 6
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>>13274092
draw me
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>>13274089
do you have a pic comparing big mac to normal pone?
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>>13274092
shotaball pls early IT Crowd stram
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>>13274092

What are your lifts, mew?

Bench
OHP
Squat
Deadlift
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>>13274100
this fucking guy
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>>13274107
>draws a slat
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>>13274107
keep sucking that artist dick
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>>13274127
I'm such a riot
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>>13274090
>>13274069

I was about to say that. It was definitely Derpy. After that, Discord saying "Friendship is Magic" and coming back in Season 3 and totally shoehorned in.

Don't get me wrong, the episode is in my top 3 for Season 3 but the pickings were so slim...
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>>13274069
What is the entirety of Magical Mystery Cure?
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>>13274097
That work feels a bit like sad. I wish pone work normally or do adventure.
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I think I found someone I hate worse then Ross
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>>13274069

Trixie's return
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>>13273955
http://theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php/doctor-bashing/

Summarizing doesn't do it justice. But basically he said something stupid, got called on it very politely, then doubled down on his claims while proving he's very out of his element when speaking on biology. And it's not the first time.

The classic mistake of the specialist is to assume his expertise in one field gives him general insight.

By contrast Sagan always seemed to speak eloquently about pretty much any topic.
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>>13272163
>tfw no post-cum erection torture
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>>13274108
Not on person, but just pause at the start of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rewIlULVXqo
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>>13274156

I've always hated Cold-Blooded Twilight more than Ross

not saying that's CBT, just saying
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>>13274145
Discord saying 'Friendship is Magic' is called a tital drop or something. Like when Twilight refers to the CMC as 'my little ponies'
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WHEN YOUR A YOUNGER PONY
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>>13274150

That was NOT pandering, that was Executive Meddling.

The very definition thereof, in fact.
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>>13274145
>Everything Discord related in your post
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>>13274107
Can't you just pretend to be the generic femanon
http://i.imgur.com/rzxdxNF.jpg
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>>13274128
>>13274139
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>>13274155
>Pony gets hurt at work. A kid hit her, but she got blamed for it anyway
>Has no pony insurrance and ends up getting replaced at work
>Even after she's healed mother later no one will hire her
>Has to move back home
>They all secretly despise her for being a burden
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>>13274107
you draw me yours i'll draw you mine
>>13274116
earlier than 11? I kinda like that time
>>13274126
are you asking how much of each of those can i do?
i don't do Deadlifts and I'm not sure what OHP is
it's embarrassingly little though, haven't been lifting for long
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>>13274194
NO

GG

REDIV WANTS TO BE CHUBBY

YOUR FIRST FEMANON
>>
QUICK

NAME YOUR FAVORITE HEADCANON
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>>13274212
fluttershy isn't worst pony
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>>13274212
DERPY AND CARROT TOP ARE ROOM MATES
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>>13274212
PONIES HAVING HEAT
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>>13274183
AND THE SUN WAS GOING DOWWWWWWWWWWN
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>>13272463
>wonderful hallucination
lol'd
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>>13274194

GG are you trying new art

holy shit
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>>13274197
To be fair, I was trying to make a joke with the "slat" comment.

Slats are thin pieces of material, and you're thinner then you want to be.
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>>13274223
dooks why are you so nigga
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>>13274206
One-handed pullup I'd wager.
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>>13274212
Bat ponies exist
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>>13274212
RARITY AND APPLEJACK BEING IN LOVE
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>>13274212
all ponies are sluts
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>>13272163
Pls mlpg I am already trying to stop drawing lewd.
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>>13274206

OHP is overhead press

>not deadlifting
>laughingLyra.jpg
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>>13274108
I found this
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>>13274212
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>>13274212

FLITTER AND CLOUDCHASER BABYSITTING FOR RUMBLE AND BEING HIS SURROGATE BIG SISTERS
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>>13274158
Well shit.

Related to pony, what do you think made her saddest about Twilight's journey to the human world? The fact she didn't bring back taffy?
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>>13274212

Ponies have pubes
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>>13274212
teat sheaths
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>>13274271
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13274257
oh good, that place is back
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>>13274248
why contain it?
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>>13274194
> pink nipples
I've gone without sex for too long
That's genuinely arousing
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>>13274271
>teat sheathes

What.
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>>13274212

Luna is still Nightmare Moon and always was and has fooled them all into thinking she's still good to unleash her master plan at the end of the series.

Hey, I can dream...
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>>13274212
There's a unicorn somewhere in Canterlot whose special ability is gender reassignment spells.
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>>13274248
why not both
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>>13274212
ponies really, really, really love little girls
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>>13274212
Discord and Celestia were romantically involved at some point before Celestia and luna had to take him down.
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>>13273140
Don't fucking use Penn for something like that. You bastard
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>>13274212
Humans who colonise Equestria get Cutie Marks but are totally baffled how or why this would relate to a given career
The abstraction of Rarity's gems doesn't really give humans a lot to go on
It's always blindly obvious to everyone else
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>>13273941
ice cap is overrated shit
best s3k song is lava reef act 1 or hydropolis
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>>13274292
In retrospect I probably should have drawn that Mti/Mua/Femanon pic with pink nipples instead of green, huh
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>>13274171
why? is cbt a dick?
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>>13274212

There is a mare in ponyville that's special talent is bucking stallions in the balls and making them like it.
>>
You know, I never used to be a generous person, but ever since I took Rarity as a waifu, I've wanted to donate money to artists I like
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>>13274315

I don't think so, I just can't stand his art at all.
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pony would like to share trivia
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>>13274314
nah
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>>13274314
I like the green
Pink wouldn't make sense on a green skinned person.
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>>13274212

Silver Spoon is actually all right when she isn't around Diamond Tiara.
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>>13274314
No, no, those were fine
Her expression made me cum like a faucet
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>>13274326
that's not generosity that's just being dumb
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>>13274314

I don't know if I'd like that more or not

you should try it out

with a new series
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>>13274212
Since unicorns can only be rode by virgins I like to think Rarity only sleeps around with virgin stallions and young colts just going through puberty because it's her fetish.
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>>13274331

What do you think fucking a mango would feel like
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>>13274331
mine is cuter
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>>13274331
god that's so fucking cute
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>>13274349
>by virgins
Virgin women.
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>>13273353
ew, she probably makes them do each other
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>>13274342
>giving a little back to the artists that draw art you like
>stupid
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>>13274212
THIS >>13274223 AND DERPY AS A MAIL MARE WITH BAKING AS HER FAVORITE HOBBY SO SHE ALWAYS BRINGS SNAKS TO THE PONYVILLE POST OFFICE
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>>13274352
Cut a hole in a mango and find out for yourself.
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>>13274352
It would feel like rape, since mangos can't consent

Your not a rapist are you
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>>13274212
Rarity is best pony

>>13274290
>>13274300
I'm trying, people react differently when I show them my brand of unf.
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>>13274252
roughly this i think
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>>13274194
http://i.imgur.com/mweFazp.png
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>>13274355
Not in my headcanon, nerd.
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>>13274355
Which is why she's friends with the rest of the mane 6
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>>13274340
Really? well
I'm glad people liked the expressions in that picture so much
I think they came out pretty well myself
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>>13274352
>>13274331

MLPG, everyone!
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>>13274371

It depends
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>>13274331

MAMEPONIIIIIIII~
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>>13274377
damn nigga, you short.
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>>13274372
Your brand of unf needs more cum, and the cum needs to be easier to see.
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>>13274353
I hope rediv draws more of that sweetie
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>>13274331
that's pretty neat
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>>13274069
probably return of Trixie
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>>13274387
I really like how you drew it so it's up to perception
I came hard
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>>13274386
because she goes riding virgin women with them?
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>>13274237
We niggas anon
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>>13274352
sex with fruit is not very good at all. after a few pumps the inside is too mashed up to give any pleasure.
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>>13274372
usually your brand of unf involves slavery and dogs
or prostitution, which is hotter
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>>13274405

>not wanting AA to draw more Teen CMC
>not wanting AA to draw Teen Applebloom
Dammit man, I NEED it!
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>>13274383

I like what this is implying.

... why am I unfing to a picture?
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>>13274377
okay

thanks
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>>13274422

Even a mango? Mangoes are pretty solid.
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Rarity onyx, onyx marehood
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>>13274383
A-ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE INVERTED NIPPLES?

BECAUSE IF YOU ARE

HNGF
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>>13274377
>Everytime a pony says hi or gives you a friendly hug
>Its at crotch height
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>>13274425
well now I didn't say THAT
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>>13274431

>why am I unfing to a picture

is it your first day on the internet?
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>>13274377
Yeeesh, celestia and even luna would be a head over you
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>>13274397
mame means bean, though
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>>13274448
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>>13274239
but thats just normal canon
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>>13274377
why are your mares so much bigger than that then
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>>13274452

yes you have discovered my terrible secret would you like a cookie
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>>13274422
>sex with fruits
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>>13274402

Just makes him cuter~
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>>13274454

And "Shiba" means "dog."

The word for "Trivia" in Japanese is Mamejishiki, meaning "bean knowledge."
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>>13274453
Thats just more to hug
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>>13274387
I mean, it's not like you have achingly high-resolution renderings of every wrought line of pleasure on her face
But the way she's lolling back and they're also into it
Jeez
Yes, I was hot for it
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>>13274461
mew this is a family friendly general.

pls stop posting lyra butts
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>>13273286
no
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>>13274377
What if horse was as big as you?
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>>13274437
you have never had a mango in your life have you? the pits are pretty huge.
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>>13274468

Yes.

can you put hips on the cookie?
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>>13274472
inu means dog, but close enough
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>>13274469
>You think your fruit is safe?
>I WILL FUCK IT!
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>>13274422
Wow I didnt realize homosexuals really WERE that delicate!
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>>13274448
> they are particularly interested in humans because they can pick up genital scents
> you ask your favorite stallion buddy to tell you when women are ovulating
> You try to beat each other to the punch
>>
Why do we unf?
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>>13274331
This might actually be the cutest thing I've ever seen
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>>13274475
Welcome to the glorious world of weaver art
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>>13274472
Uh... "inu" means "dog."
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>>13274387
where can i find the picture in question?
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>>13274464
because i'm generally just inconsistent with it
just kinda went with whatever i liked, but i might start using that
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>>13274484

No, mangoes are for gaylords
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>>13274212

If Babs Seed were human, she'd be thick and busty.
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>>13274422
Just try cornstarch and water. That lifehack isn't bullshit.
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>>13274484
>only a 3 tree

its shit
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>>13274470
SB plz
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>>13274461
>tfw the first time your waifu hugs you, her horn stabs you in the gut
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>>13274377
this seriously makes me want to rexamine my headcanon on pony sizes

In the past I've always sad that the bottom of their muzzle should be at belly button height on on someone who is 6'2", but now I realize that's really big for a little pony.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQzPaAZ1eLw
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>>13274481
>>13274483

I declare SB to still be MLPG's gay horsebando then.
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>>13274469
Zod pls you tried hard but your movie was terrible.
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>>13274495
heh

heh heh
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>>13274509
You should stick to this.
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>>13274516
Earth waifu master race
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>>13274489
>>13274505

I'm pretty sure "Shiba" is the name of a breed of dog from Japan.
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>>13274528
Mine is Mti

Mua a shit
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>>13274528
r63 palette swap is my horsebando
somebody should draw r63 palette
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>>13274484
that looks quite painful to fuck but it's too late to turn back now
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>>13274484
What color is a mango?
Answer: 4
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>>13274534
Why cant I find a nice human girl like lyra?
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>>13274516
It's okay, horns are collapsible.
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>>13274528
why does pony look so smug when trotting with their eyes closed
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doxy is drawing a comic right now about futa horse luna and futa celestia rubbing dicks together

but livestream keeps crashing for me so i cant seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>13274540
That's correct.

But you didn't say that, you said Shiba meant dog
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>>13274528
What's gay about a cute big stallion that just wants to cuddle?
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>>13274485

no Nanaki

go to bed
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>>13274516
their horns are not very sharp or pointy.

at worst it's like being poked with a big stick
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>>13274534
>accurately sized mewball.jpg
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>>13274528
I said my husbando was GG dammit
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>>13274534

Ooo, I wish that was cleaned up. Where's Dooks when you need him!?
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>>13274552
Why can't I find Lyra?
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>>13274562

No, I didn't. I figured I wouldn't have someone trying to say I'm wrong because of a technicality.
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>>13274560
>frottage

UNF
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>>13274583
She's in my wardrobe right now
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how the fuck did my roommate get this way? He's never said 2 words before, and now he's being all confident and loud.
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>>13274572
Or accidentally getting a doorknob in the gut.

If it doesn't get you in the testicles it's not bad, but it takes some getting used to

Children tend to hug a bit too enthusiastically sometimes, it's a hassle
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>>13274560
Its for your own good
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Is it wrong for my second favorite pony to be Derpy? I just like to remember the days back when Derpy was just a /co/ joke and not an "epic brony meme".
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>>13274582
There is a finished version.
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>>13274560

>doxy
>futa

Wow, I didn't think something could be so terrible
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>>13274589
Why? She get lost?

Cause your sense of fashion sure is!
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>>13274566
>just cuddling
>not holding you close in a loving embrace as he penetrates you
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>>13274591

He decided to stop being a sadsack

turns out it's possible to just stop
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>>13274591
he's taken bath salts

lock your door
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>>13274606
me
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>>13274506
>where can i find the picture in question?
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1377993573736.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1377993587115.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1377993631228.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1377993658007.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1377993688086.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1377993706977.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1377993730559.png
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>>13274604
I keep lots of things in my wardrobe
things people must never find out
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>>13274606
What is porn.
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>>13274606
I've yet to see a "good" let alone "best"
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>>13274606
Death
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>>13274606
>>13274606
Exciting new ways to get off, that I had never before imagined.
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>>13274596

Nah
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>>13274606
what is this picture
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>>13274403
I am trying, thanks for pointing that out.

>>13274423
I got some hate with my brand of unfs thats why I tried to stop. Perhaps ponies making bits out of their appeal will be betterand make old stuff rarely
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>>13274552
Why can't I find a nice human?
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I'm glad my waifu doesn't have a horn and has a soft squeezable pink ass and even works as an Equestria Girl because she is a toony zany pony and not bound by your silly laws of physics and common sense.

I want to feed her candies and pet her all day... and take her out to dinner and give her chocolate milk...
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>>13274626
>Pinkie Pie mailed her self with food and games to play in that small box for two days
>Just top suprise you and make you smile
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>>13274606

Fetishes, and the right stuff to attract art/writefags with my fetishes
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>>13274620
That's actually pretty gross shit there.
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>>13274567
You go to bed.
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>>13274620
oh wow, what the fuck. Those bastards
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>>13274485
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>>13274511

>A badly-timed hop onto a bus means you spend quite a long time pushed together by the rush-hour commuters around you, her breasts mashed into your chest, your faces inches from each other.
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>>13274620
The bush one is the best.

I love the way GG draws bushes, they look so dense and fluffy
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>>13274639
Over rendered and badly composed
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>>13274620
UNF UNF UNF UNF
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>>13274651
>It smells like 2 days worth of horse urine and pinkie is warm and moist
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>>13274656
What's gross about it?
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>>13274611
>penetrates

But big pony has big parts.

Are you sure?
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>>13274640
I could see that pony making bits out of her appeal
with special services for particularly frequent customers
hint hint
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>>13274511
How thick and busty?
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>>13274616
mewball pls
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>>13274670
>Those bastards
But anon it's consensual.
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>>13274658

no u
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What is Braeburns Skype? Looking to add his Pinkie quest to the page.
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>>13274690
Fat wobbly anon with wobbly dicks? I know gg has a thing for fat chicks but pretty much the opposite of boner fuel for me.
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>>13274511
>>13274673
... Go on ...
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>>13274613
happiness always seems fake when i try to do it
>>
What's it like to be normal and happy and have friends and lovers?
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>>13274709

I have it but I forgot... uh... it's... shit.
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>>13274712
>Wobbly dicks
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>>13274720

she also reeks
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>>13274692
he can be gentle
he is also a philophile
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>>13274735
of manure
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>>13274704
i saw what they did to snails. "consensual" for them is borderline rape
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>>13274735
But what does she reek of? Her rediculous Bed, Bath, and Body Pumpkin Spice sanitizer?
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>>13274697

Either GR's...
https://derpibooru.org/259408

...or AA's.
https://derpibooru.org/327623
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>>13274596
>caring
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>>13274751
meh
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>>13274748

Nope

sweat and dirt
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>>13274708
no, you
get in my bed
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>>13274746
But Anon's making out with them, that doesn't seem like she minds.
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>>13274746
Well it looks like they ask for an initial "yes" and just keeps going, not asking if the other party is interested in escalation
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>>13274758

You asked, I answered.
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>>13274596
Don't let other people ruin your enjoyment of thing.
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>>13274751
needs more hips
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>>13274751
GR's Babs Seed pictures are always pretty unf.
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>>13274772
>Making out with them, being eaten out passionately, nude together, cocks on her face
>But when they have sex it must be rape
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>>13274720

>"How long is rush hour up here, anyway?"
>"...You ain't got nowhere to be in the next couple hours, do ya'?"
>"What?"
>"Yeah."
>"Shit..."
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I've taken a liking to this particular femanon
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>>13274767
This >>13274772 is what i mean
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>>13274796
Sloppy makeouts don't always lead to sex
It's always a good idea to ask first
My guess is they just sort of gun for it
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>>13274815
u-unf
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>>13274815
I do like the short sleeves and vest
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>>13274751
May seem like much, but I like this one.
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>>13274806
> doing anything for the next few hours
> you're forced to deal with each others' faults at the start
> you're tetchy, she's kind of smelly
> But so very large and toned under that thick chub
> and so forward, it's ... novel
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>>13274815
>no hair

fuck that>>13274815
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>>13274806

>"Don't go poppin' no boners, all right? This' plenty awkward as it is..."
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>>13274815
>the little heart on the question mark

oh wow, I never noticed that
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>>13274837
> no bra under a sleeping shirt
That always turns me on.
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>>13274827
I'm not saying "she was making out with them therefore she consented to anything that came afterwards". If anon wanted to stop at any point she's got that right, you know?
I'm just saying there's more evidence that she's enjoying it, and rather recklessly too, than to think she's being coerced in any way.
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>>13274851
but anon has no hair either
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>>13274837

>Big, luscious, lemon-shaped breasts
>No bra under an oversized t-shirt

That IS a very nice one.
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>>13274867
Right, and it's not like everyone has the same parameters for consent
If you don't hear a "no" or "wait" that might mean for many arrangements "let's see where this goes" if not a "yes"
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>>13274696
Perhaps I could do that.
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>>13274889

I don't think Mti and Mua really care too much after the initial yes.

It wouldn't surprise me if they "didn't hear" when you told them to stop, or they were hurting you.
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>>13274889
>>13274867
Just saying that, well, they aren't the sort to say "do you want to keep going?," because they figure whatever they have in mind will turn out to be pleasurable enough to overcome any misgivings
They are not nearly as courteous as Ice Pack
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>>13274904
aw yiss
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>>13274912
> "didn't hear" when you say "stop" or they're hurting you
Yecch
That's more than a little rapey
Fuck
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beb
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>>13274763

I don't know what to say to that so here's a pony.
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Can someone help and seed this?

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:POSCVYDX3VBG2WHRZ5D5TABGK57AN5PZ&dn=CG%20Master%20Workshops%20-%20Full%20Pack&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80
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>>13274837
"What do you want?"
Is this a trick question? She gave me a booty call.
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>>13274640
>Only way Twilight ever gets kisses
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>>13274954
Mti and Mua are more than a little rapey
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>>13274912

That's why I love Mti and Mua

well that and everything else about them
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>>13274976
>The imagines Flash kissing her every time.
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>>13274930
Still depends on my sched and if I feel drawing though.
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>>13274854

>"...Anon..."
>"Y-yeah?"
>"What is that pokin' me?"
>"W-what?"
>"SOMETHIN' is POKIN' me."

>"Uh..."
>"If the next words outta your mouth ain't 'it's a roll'a mentos' or somethin', so help me..."
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>>13274997
what?
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>>13274954
It's okay, they're genuinely sorry, really.
Take off your pants and they'll make it up to you.
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>>13274976
But she has Flash Sentry
>>
PANIC
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>>13275001
that's fine
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>>13274997
>>13275022
She just finds him irresistible.

But he only pays one bit and kisses her dozens of times.
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>>13275022
She*
I can't spell correct on Sundays.
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>>13275027
Whos that?
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Which pony would you devour?
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>>13275027
No, she doesn't. DYEWTEQG?
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>>13275063
Applebloom
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>>13275063
Pony is not for ingestual.

I would perform cunnilingus on Scootaloo.
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>>13275084
>fillies for sexual
>ever
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>>13275063
chikun
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>>13274983

Unfortunately, I can't contest that Mua and Mti in my fancanon are "a little rapey" too ... but just a little.

They'd stop if she screamed out the safeword.
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is woman x filly a thing? does that even exist?
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>>13275063
these two
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shotaball is a cute nickname for mewball
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>>13275010
> "No, but it's a breath-freshener."
> "... Cheeky. I kinda like dhat."
> Her accent only doubles your arousal. She glowers, but a smile is creeping on her lips
> At least the bus is moving again, though that car accident looks a little bad
> What you see of it when she isn't looking and you scope a glance at that remarkable collar bone of hers
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I managed to swipe the S1 DVD. Some of the episodes have commentary.

Anyone want to watch?
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>>13275131
>apple bloom eating out woman

...yes, yes it is
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>>13275131
no
no
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>>13275146

shotaball sounds like a pokeball ripoff in an awful, awful game
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>>13275095
They are very sexual.
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>>13275161
>S1 DVD
They made physical copies? Finally.
>>
HEY WE'RE PLAYING TF2 IF ANYONE WANTS TO COME
THE USUAL FAG WHO SPAMS THE THREAD ISN'T ERE
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>>13275164
>no woman eating applebloom
darn
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>>13275164
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>>13275146
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>>13274962
18 gb? geez, what's in this thing?
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>>13275135
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>>13275233
appledan please, those horses are unsafe for consumption
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I don't think Twilight would like the Flash or any superheroes since everything is so unrealistic and the science within cape books make zero sense.
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>>13275164
>>13275215
>>13275223
http://i.imgur.com/cjYOUKr.png
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GLITTER GLUE

MORE FEMANON SLUTTING IT UP IN EQUESTRIA WHEN
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>>13275193
>finally
Welcome to... I guess it has been a few months shy of a year.
>>13275161
I'd rather just get a summary of the commentary.
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>>13275271
uh
ugh
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>>13275257
Speed force bitch. Magic doesnt make sense, and she doesnt spaz out about that
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>>13275228
A lot of art resources
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>>13275255
>mistaken for appledan

I don't know how to feel about this
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>>13275290
>implying Twilight doesn't sperg about magic all the time
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>>13275285
That's a funny way of spelling unf...
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>>13275310
I don't think he meant to unf
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>>13275283

Gamer Luna is the worst brony thing

There's nothing remotely interesting about her. I bet people who like gamer luna also like r/gaming.
>>
I want to fellate a colt and then have him fuck me in the ass
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>>13275329
me too, anon
me too
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>>13275290
Magic makes sense within the context of their world. So it makes sense for her not to question it that much.
The speedforce does not exist in her world, therefore, it would not make sense to her, which is something she would probably question.

I hope she does stuff like that in that power ponies episode.
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>>13275329
>>13275339
what if you both turned into colts
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>>13275271
I bet their snouts must feel nice down there...
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>>13275329

What if you fellated a colt while another colt fucked you in the ass
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>>13275344
I would want to fuck pretty Anons
And fillies
And other colts
And Mares
And stallions
And baby dragons
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>>13275357
>Lyra is a secret Assassin
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>>13275344

Fund it.
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>>13275155

>The bus stops and discharges several passengers
>For just a moment, you can breathe again...
>...just before an even bigger glut of people storms onto the bus
>Babs is pushed even further into you
>"Hey! Watch it, will ya?!"
>She cranes her neck to glare at the thoughtless rider behind her, too occupied with his cell-phone to realize he's elbowing her in the back
>Meanwhile, someone shoves you forward
>There is almost no separation between you and Babs whatsoever.
>You catch a whiff of her shampoo
>Oh god
>You think you feel one of her nipples through your shirt
>Please don't
>You can just see a hint of cleavage under her collar
>No no no--
>throb
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>>13275344
I'd suck him off and let him fuck me, obviously
>>
http://i.imgur.com/iRL0yjs.jpg

Doxy is doing [thing] in stram
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>>13275357

OHYES
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>>13275357
[unfing intensifies]
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>>13275357
oh man
oh geez
I love this so much
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>>13275371
if only doxy could do thing well
>>
Why haven't you played Deja Vu?
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>>13275371
holy shit those dicks are awful. what the fuck is that huge cut on lunas cock.
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>>13275371
No, sir, I don't like thing.
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>>13275371

>disgusting wiggly worm veins

not unf
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>>13275357
My greatest dream is to be so much of a twifag that I get fanart just for talking about a cartoon horse
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>>13275357
SHOTS FIRED
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>>13275405
Her urethra?
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>>13275420
good luck beating out leth or isaac
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>>13275010
>>13275155
>>13275367
just get to the fucking sex
no one's going to bother reading or replying until there's sex
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>>13275456

No.
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>>13275371
why does Twilight have wings in this one but in the other ones she doesnt
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>>13275462
Futa alicorn cum magic
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>>13275371
nice quality

http://i.imgur.com/aDM7bSb.png
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>>13275371
For having drawn so many you'd think he could do dicks better.
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>>13275440
no that cant be it. there is just no explanation.
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>>13275371
Why does it seem like those dicks are connected to blob monsters?
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>>13275456
> GET TO THE CLOP
The bus stops
You eat at a Panera Bread
You're not really certain how, I guess that joke about oatmeal went a little too far
Over an oatmeal cookie you both realize you're sort of into it
One thing leads to another
You cum buckets deep inside that athletic but thick Amazon woman
The end
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So I just got back from dragoncon and I went to the panel Andy Price was hosting
Someone asked about his stance on something something r34 everyone cheered so I couldnt hear, but he said that it was a question about r34, that he hates to death and people should feel ashamed to make it.

But then he went on about how some of his previous work was 'adult' and how some of his inspirations was playboy.
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>>13275462

Consistency with Onta (doxy) was never his strong point.

He also got busted picking up underage kids at Anthrocon this year... again...

Fuckin' furries.
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>>13275456

I was actually enjoying it, I just don't have much to contribute so I haven't been replying.
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>>13275497
>He also got busted picking up underage kids at Anthrocon this year... again...

Why would that not surprise me at all if that were true?
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>>13275497
> picking up underage kids
... Like, literally, or you mean ... ?
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>>13275493
Being ashamed of it doesn't mean that it wasn't useful or that he can't see worth in it. Just means you shouldn't be all "Yeah I draw children's characters fucking eachother come at me!"
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I just want a boyfriend with a big dick
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>>13275497
Seriously?

I wish I could draw and use it to kidnap delicious lolis and shotas...
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>>13275491
>clop
Chistery please.
Just please.
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>>13275478
is this some kind of new fetish? where luna has a vagina in the head of her dick?

this is the worst form of futa i have ever seen in my life.
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>>13275497
Physically carrying them off? Also what kind of fucking retard takes a child to something called anthrocon?
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>>13275517
What's going on here?

Why do I feel strangely arroused?
>>
>>13275516
I just want to be a little pony
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>>13275522
Onta can't into horse dicks
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>>13275512
>>13275513

(sigh)

There's nothing in the clause of an artist that says they're a saint and he's been caught trading art to basically sleep with teens before which is why his name has a big stigma in my circlejerk groups.
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>>13275517
I don't get it
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>>13275357
*squeeze*
>>
>>13275522
Worse then this?
http://derpibooru.org/404987
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>>13275550
Are you sure you're not talking about Zaush?
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>>13275545
Same voice actor
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>>13275519
I was trying to make fun of them, but
You're right
That's a totally uncool word to use
Sorry, Anon
Sorry, everyone
Here, have some pink ponk personhorse
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>>13275515
He wasn't ashamed of anything
He boasted that he stopped drawing adult whatever as soon as he got a job for some pbs thing as if it's an addiction
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>>13275536

Well, "child" is relative but I still think with such a large age gap, it's still hellaciously creepy. He wore a bird mask or suited the whole time so people wouldn't recognize him.

He even stopped by my table, to basically scope out the competition. Ugh.
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>>13275357
that's a cute femanon
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>>13275563
that is bad but the vaginadick is still worse in my mind
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>>13275550
> nothing in the clause of an ARTIST that says he's a SAINT
Dude, no one said anything remotely close to that.
We didn't say "oh boo on him"
It sounded like either he was literally picking up children and going against con rules or something
Or he hit on underage people
It sounds like the latter
Okay, whatever
>>
>>13275516
I just want a girlfriend with a big bush
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>>13275580
Wait how old is he? I always imagined most artists were twenty somethings at those things.
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>>13275580
>He even stopped by my table, to basically scope out the competition
I really don't think everyone's out to get you like that
>>
>>13275367
>"Hey!"
>"I'm sorry!"
>>
>>13275478
Preputial rings should not look SHARP
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>>13275573
>tumblr nose

PLEASE CHISTERY
I DON'T WANT TO FILTER YOU
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>>13275580
wait, who are you?
>>
>>13275604
>twenty somethings

Nah, usually 30s or 40s or even older.
>>
>>13275617
it's just BCS
>>
>>13275493
So glad I didnt go to that.
>>
stram when
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>>13275572
Nicolle as Cheerilee > Nicolle as Celestia
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>>13275569

Yes, Zaush was on the plane where I cried the whole way home and gave me some advice over two friends making their breakup very public later on FA, putting me in a hard spot.

I'm not talking about Zaush. Again, I don't identify as a furry but I've been in DEEP with that crowd for the past decade. You wouldn't believe some of the shit that goes on. MLP doesn't really have anything on it.

Bronies are like a young furry fandom, nothing more.
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>>13275611
> TUMBLR NOSE
Dude, any sort of rosy anything on the face does not a Tumblr nose make
But if it makes you feel better you can have a different picture
I guess
Be careful, it's practically an antique
>>
>>13275611
Oh for christ sake it's an artistic choice, don't go nazi on some simple shit like that anon. That's like saying "anime" eyes are bad when they're essentially just disney eyes brought even further down the abstraction. Stop parroting shit you hear and decide for yourself if and why it's bad.
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>>13275610
>hey mac c'mere, I need to open this can
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>>13275493
>getting back from dc before it's over
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>>13275650
Don't think I'll ever get tired of that outfit.
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>>13275617
it's bcs
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>>13275633
Yeah the whole thing started as 'anything ever made' in the sense of art is not original and that there's no more originality

>>13275664
I live like 2 hours away and I had the day off work
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>>13275580
sorry BCS even if it was true i just cant trust anything you say anymore.

i have to assume everything is a lie unless there is solid proof. this is how i treat known crazy people.
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>>13275272
I think you mean MORE FEMANON BEING RAPED BY BIG STALLIONS WHEN
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>>13275493

I would have liked to go to Dragoncon just to see the panels and things... it sucks when the crowds drown out what the speaker is saying though. I still remember the first Bronycon and not hearing a goddamn thing Tara or de Lancie was saying over the screaming and hooting of their idiot fangirls and fanboys.

Give me a sane fan, and I'll show you he or she is 1 in 10,000.
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>>13275656
>it's an artistic choice

like ordering bacon and lard sandwiches
>>
who is the guy who uses the name BrokenCog? it seems familiar.
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>>13275704
>raped
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>>13275609

>"Can'tcha think about-- battin' averages, or kittens, or somethin'--?"
>"Kinda hard to think of anything right now, to be honest--"
>"Aw, shut up!"
>>
>>13275643

And yet, the brony fandom is dozens of times more autistic than the furry fandom
>>
>>13275717
How so? What makes it worse than c shaped ears or hair drawn as large masses? Seriously stop letting yourself be influenced by retards on 4chan that don't know what they're talking about.
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>>13275580
> scope out the competition
That sounds like a delusion of grandeur
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>>13275703

I don't care. And if you want proof, go bother these fine people or BearPatrol: http://lulz.net/furi/

https://inkbunny.net/bearpatrol

I can't give you proof I don't have that wasn't me being there and experiencing it myself. I'm awful sorry my evidence is too anecdotal for you. How terrible that terrible things happen in this world and it's so easy to shrug it off as "crazy talk."

How terrible indeed.
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>>13275682
>'anything ever made' in the sense of art is not original and that there's no more originality

People felt like that in prehistory, they'll never stop feeling like that.
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>>13275635
Now!
http://www.livestream.com/tggeko
http://www.livestream.com/tggeko
http://www.livestream.com/tggeko

Streaming some S1 episodes w/commentary
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>>13275737

Bearpatrol's words, not mine.
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>>13275751
>S1
Aw yeah
>With commentary
Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
>>
What if your second favorite pony said she loved you?
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>>13275751
dr white is it true you raped and murdered rose in '92?
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>>13275705
My brother and I questioned our motives when we were in there
There was a screaming person behind us and this kid wouldn't shut up about how he wanted to marry fluttershy to my brother the entire panel
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>>13275722
Well you can try to stay a virgin, not letting those horny stallions take advantage of your plush, vulnerable female figure until Discord finally returns you to your former self and gets you out of the line of fire, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
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>>13275656
>it's an artistic choice

its an artistic choice that is overused to hell. anything is awful when its overused so much.
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>>13275751
>w/commentary
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>you will never engage in a deeply passionate kiss with your waifu that lasts several minutes
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>>13275782
It was consensual, I swear
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVvdsHSjgTM

>using rainbow dash as a fart canon gun

I dont even
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>>13275734
>implying
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>>13275748
I want to be her friend.
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>>13275733
> Anon must always, always be a spaghetti-mancer
> Never take Babs on her own level
It's the only way she'll respect you.
> "You really think I can control this? You'd rather I think of dead puppies on a crowded bus?"
or
> "Well, what would you suggest?"
or
> "You ... don't really have much experience with dicks, do you?"
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>>13275733
>"Shouldn't you be, like, flattered or somethi-?"
>she grinds her heel into your toes
>"Ow, ow, OW!"
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>>13275777
>>13275798
>w/commentary

It's, like, people that worked on the show.
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>>13275792
Holy shit someone saved that?
WHY?
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>>13275816
muh self insertion
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In conclusion, the old furfags have miles on you little MLP drawfags. The ones that came in with pre-existing fanbases are often excused of any wrongdoing so don't be surprised when you see Artist X or Y finally have reality catch up with them later... they're just people, unfortunately, and people aren't perfect and usually a good deal less than most would wish they were.

People like to put fanartists up on a pedestal then others act surprised when that pedestal is toppled and your not-so-perfect artist is revealed to... well...
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Would you expose pony to a vacuum?
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>>13275801
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>>13275798
>>13275777

It's some of the VAs and others who worked on the show
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>>13275792
So by your logic you hate it because it's a popular choice. Not because it's inherently bad.
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>>13275848
Well it is inherently bad but you raise a good point.
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>>13275842
Dvd commentary you mean then, phew.
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>>13275819
>>13275842
Okay, good
I thought it was gonna be Dr. White ad-libbing some rifftrax shit
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>>13275830
People save everything
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>>13275811

it's true
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>>13275818
>"Not think' about tits anymore, are ya?"
>"Jerk..."
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>>13275734
weren't furries super autistic in the 90s?
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>>13275830
It exists, that's why it was saved.
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>>13275357
UUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>13275831
> Must be self-insertion
I'm just saying you could be something that isn't just Tenchi warmed over

> "Sorry, I don't really have a committee that decides this."
> "I kind of wish you did, smartass."
> "And what, thinking of grandma is a line-item veto?"
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>>13275833
Legion, what are you doing there

stay in the AI core
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>>13275884
Mew, pls, you're too young to unf.

No unfing from now on.
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>>13275833

>Pinkie is blown out the airlock
>"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee---!"
>Somehow you can still hear her voice through the vaccuum
>Two weeks later, you're eating breakfast on the other side of the space station when you hear something hit the viewport
>Look over
>Drop spoon
>Pinkie Pie is waving at you, smiling as she presses her face to the window
>She's covered in bumper stickers from several star systems you've never heard of
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>>13275863
>>13275848

I wish we could see more exchanges like this ... "you raise a good point" ... stuff like that makes me glad that we're all still capable of discussion besides "no ur wrong" and "epic fail le memeface" type of things.
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>>13275863
> rosy/ruddy noses in any and every case are bad
Get a load of this guy
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>>13275886
muh self insertion
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>>13275875

I wasn't a furfag in the 90's, but based on age-old archives and shit, they were just kinda small and lewd.

I think they were autistic from 2000 until 2010, when they passed the torch to bronies
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>>13275886
I much more object to your proposed "personality" for anon because it's the kind of shit beta losers say that they think is super clever and witty and smooth but is just overwrought and insipid.
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>>13275903
> MUH SELF INSERTION
What, every Anon here is terrible with women and can't say anything but "s-s-sorry, m-my dick finds boobies to be the most e-erotic part of the woman"?

Sounds about right
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>>13275871
>implying
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>>13275816
>>13275831
>>13275886

>Spaghettimancer
>Tenchi warmed over

He seems more like a smartass to me.
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>>13275920
> overwrought and insipid
Wow, those sure are ten-dollar words

You could, I don't know, find some middle course of action between 'spineless worm who's pressed up against stronk woman' and 'what fedoras wish they said ten minutes after they get off the bus alone'

But I guess that's too fucking hard
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>>13275914

I will agree with this statement as it seems about in line with my own experience, that furries and non-furries flocked to ponydom in droves and the fandom is ... well... it's so popular, it takes all kinds at this point.

I won't fling stones because I live in a glass house held together with some duct tape.
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>>13275956
It seems to be for you.
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>>13275927
Yes.
Why the fuck do you think people like these "stories" so much? They're literally nothing but shitty beta self insertion fics.
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>>13275751
this is the most spooky s1 stream I've ever seen
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>>13275942
I wish people would stop drawing human tits attached the pony crotches, they'd probably be more like a goat's
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>>13275969
>>13275966
>>13275956
>>13275920
>>13275886
>>13275831
>>13275816

Girls

GIRLS

You're BOTH pretty!
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remember when we actually had fun doing stuff like this?

what the hell happened?
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>>13275994
Hiatus
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>>13275994
People have thrown fits over greentext not going their way before
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>>13275994
Fucking Anonymous cunt ruined Teen Feels forever by forcing us to ruin things with Applebloom to get his dick wet.
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>>13275966
> It sure seems to be FOR YOU
> SHOTS FIRED
Listen, pal, maybe you're not quite getting this
I'm giving you the jackass options
Maybe, just maybe, that could be toned down and an improvement over "W-well I j-just can't help muhduk from enjoying your Amazonian form"
>>
I spill my pone
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>>13275994
People started to get tired of the same shit with a different coating.
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>>13275994
>>13276005

this

someone post the princess of the beb pic with gloomy
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>>13276011
>>13276016
uncanny
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>>13276026

I shall clean up your pone. Sponge or washcloth?
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I keep drawing ponies in the same lame standing pose. Suggest some better poses please.
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>>13275890
people need proper unf exposure
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>>13275897
Do you think Pinkie would willingly serve her time in the brig for deserting her post?
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doxy's stream art

http://i.imgur.com/ihgnw1A.png
http://i.imgur.com/E8K1Dc2.png
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>>13276016
>still whining about that
Suck it up you baby.
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why aren't you playing videogames mlpg
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>>13276064
pony balancing on one leg

four of them, one for each limb
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>>13276069
I wish doxy did pank instead of princesses for the unfteenth time
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>>13276082
Ow my eyes
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>>13276067

>"Well, that's the rules, right?"
>"And hey - when I get out, we can throw a party!"
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>>13276021
Hey, don't get your fedora in a twist. If you don't like the responses to your own trite alternatives, maybe you're not as clever as you hoped you were.
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>>13276082
I started playing Dead Space today
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>>13276069
That's really mediocre
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>>13276082
>open image
>immediately see a big, flaccid purple horsecock
what has this place done to me
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>>13276061
With your tongue
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>>13276082
Homework due at midnight. Last moments of crunch time.
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>>13276082
I am.
Having a wonderful time trying to figure out how I'm going to get $20 for a Luger in Deja Vu.
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>>13276082
because I beat that one yesterday and I'm waiting for my buddy to start playing it again so I can join his game
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>>13276120
...where
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this argument is stupid
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>>13276069

Thanks for sharing it. It always weirds me out how his ponies can't be nonanthro and have shitty animu faces and powerpuff girl arms anyway because fuck anatomy people just want sloppy cocks and have 0 taste...
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>>13275872
> "No, but it's funny I'm still getting the bump and grind on the bus."
> Her glare is almost acid
> You are 110% with this bus ride and only greet it with a blank expression
> At least you're pretty certain it's not Dreamworksface
> She smiles and chuckles
> It's not totally reassuring
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>>13274709
So, does anyone have it?
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>>13276129
You blow people
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>>13276067

http://sam.wileycomputerworks.com/SS13/clown_break.wav
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>>13276069
thanks anon. i was planning to fap during the stream but it ended so i guess this will due.

your good deed for the day was helping an obese hairy man jack off to mylittlepony dickgirl porn


ps: i know the dicks are awful but it hits too many fetishes to pass up
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>>13276141
yeah well you're more stupid
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>>13276134
right side
by the "xp +3"
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>>13276147
pretty sure it's just braeburned
if it's not then ask him on tumblr
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>>13276152
his stream's back up
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>>13276151
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>>13276161
oh god
still hurts
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>>13276134
middle right side
the purple rainbow thing
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>>13276108
> TRITE alternatives
To, what, "p-pls not now boner?"
Because that seems to be what the people want
>>13275367
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>a bag of hay gets more action than you
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>>13276145
piss off
this shit is derailing the thread
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>>13276163
Thanks.
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>>13276193
Pretty sure the pissing fight between "let's not make it Tenchi" and "shut up, we like Tenchi, you fedora" is what's derailing the thread.
>>
this greentext becomes way more hilarious if you imagine it's adult mare Babs and anon's trying not to get a ponyboner in public
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>>13276175
Inafune is making Mighty No. 9, you can support that on Kickstarter. You might still get that if it does well.
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>>13276193
fuck you
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>>13276193
>>13276210

I'm just trying to write stuff - you two can have your little slap-fight if you want, but it's not gonna stop me.
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>>13276108
> u think u so hot but ur not
Wow, that's, ah, an ice burn there.
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>>13276193
>>13276210

yes

Sorry, I had to leave the stream when the commentary talked about Lauren. It shouldn't hurt this much, still, after all this time but it does...
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>>13276224
everytime
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>>13276224
>you will never satisfy longbon
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>>13276251
sweetiehips when?
>>
Okay so I'm going to practice drawing horsecocks, it's been a while and I need to get better at it.

Who's the lucky mare?
>>
[ - ]
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>>13276226
I'm pretty sure the saga of "Babs is big and thick and sweaty right next to you on a crowded bus" back when edgy-anon tried to make it punchier

Just let the dream die gracefully
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>>13276087
Guess I'll do this. Thanks, Anon.
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>>13276147
Yeah it's just "breaburned" I've got him on my skype.

But I've never talk to him because I'm scarred I blow it and make myself look like an idiot ;_;
>>
We need a new thread
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>>13276269
r63 pinkie
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>>13276226
and no one cares about it unless it has sex or it isn't yet another anon is a beta shitfest
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>>13276251
rediv pls

You can't take all those dildos

You'll get a wicked bad tummy-ache
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>>13276250

Nice job there, kwa.
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>>13276242
you sure took a lot of time to come up with a red hot comeback of your own anon

why don't you all just agree that you're limp-dicked little betas and stop shitting this place up with your terrible ooc "babs" story shit whether your self-insert is tenchi or not
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>>13276244
> actually getting upset over Faust leaving
> had to leave the stream! ;_;

I'm not sure this is really the place for you
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>>13276272
once you're done with that do pegasus pony doing a backflip
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>>13276277
>240

no premature horsing
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>>13276250
GO AWAY PONKA.

Nah stay here, lets cuddle
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>>13276277
We have 10 images to go. We're fine.
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>>13276284
But he's still a beta shitfest.
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>>13276269
GENDERBENT TWILIGHT
WITH
REGULAR CELESTIA
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>>13276269
>>13276282
r63 pinkie x r63 fluttershy
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>>13276250
i really this pink
too bad it doesn't look pink
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>>13276276
>kinda scared to talk to artists
>always try to talk to them anyways
>THEY are the ones who embarrass themselves

Its pretty funny actually. They really aren't the best people to talk to though.
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>>13276292
You know browsers come with tabs now, right?
> you're all limp-dicked little betas ans stop shittin up mah thread
Yyyyeah I'm pretty sure this is a thread to leave for a while
Feel free to, uh, apply mustard directly to those ... ice burns, I guess.
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>>13276284
I dare you to be more bitter because someone made a greentext you didn't like.
>>
Seriously, why are we having so many big threads? We usually struggle to hit 1000, but these days we get to 1200+ easily.
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This is cute and you know it
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>>13276365

more discussion vs. images
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>>13276320
I kind of wish we'd start talking horsecocks because somehow a group contribution got derailed
Again
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>>13276365
BIG THREADS FOR BIG PONIES
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>>13276337
Except dooks, I love that guy he's easier than my grandma to talk to.
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>>13276365
maybe we're not as ded as some people might think
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>>13276337

>tfw

I am the innocent artist that inserts hoof directly into mouth, repeat thrice a day.
>>
Listen, you pusillanimous little toads, I'm writing this story for your benefit, and I'm sick of your weak-willed, stuttering little beta landing amazon goddesses far beyond their quality. I'm giving Anon a real backbone and wit, so you're just going to have to grow up and realize that this is how things work in the real world.
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>>13276365
Because we don't even post pictures of ponies anymore. We've completely transformed into fans of the fandom now.
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>>13276381
Me too
I feel like we never talk about horsecocks anymore
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Bad idea
http://derpibooru.org/416867
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>>13276390
Babs is lame
do anon hooking up with amazonian princess Twilight Sparkle instead

preferably futa but that's your call
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>>13276395
There's always the dead threads
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>>13276372

Button Mash is really cute, but nothing in the fanon about him is

especially his voice
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Will you save a pony from a giant spider attack?
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>>13276145

>"Listen - we should just get off now."
>"We what?!"
>Babs blanches, looking up at you with a mix of horror and incredulity
>"You gotta be kiddin'!"
>"Do YOU wanna spend the next hour and a half like this??"
>She blinks, turning slightly red.
>"You-- Oh. OH. THAT kinda -- Yeah..."
>"We can find a coffee shop or something while we wait for the traffic to die down, and catch another bus? Take the train, maybe?"
>"Uh... yeah. Yeah - anythin's better than this..."
>"...Wait, what'd YOU think I was saying?"
>"NEVERMIND. Just get us offa this bus!"
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>>13276416
they fall off the board too fast for that to work
This one's already on page 8, it's not gonna survive that long once we migrate
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>>13276390
Speaking as the original person who wanted some backbone, uh
I'm pretty sure you can step back from that
Just a bit
Juuuust a bit
Like
> "It's all ass and elbow in this bus, at least this'll go down if I think about Jesus."
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>>13276411
>pokehidden

sex when
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>>13276365
>>13276375
People shitposting and contributing less.

Speaking of which, are there very many greentexts of Chrysalis? Although I'm not a fan of vore, the thought of having sex with someone who just might decide to eat you (well, feed you to the hive, but she'll get first dibs) afterwards confuses my penis.
>>
why does rediv draw in red
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>>13276415
>amazonian princess Twilight Sparkle
>futa

That's approximately 500 TeraHitlers.
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>>13276422
How many spiders?
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>>13276390
so bitter
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>>13276384
That is true actually. He's the only person I really bother to talk to anymore.

>>13276389
Just seeing how you post here, BCS, I'd say its a lot more than thrice a day.
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>>13276423
10/10, PLEASE CONTINUE

And yes I like the initiative
>>
http://i.imgur.com/fUFvY9g.png
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>>13276436
She's a princess now, she has to have her princess equipment
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>>13276436
That's is a lot of doing nothing wrong
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>>13276422
it's too late
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>>13276449
Why did that need to be posted externally?
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>>13276449
you know you can just post stuff like that, you don't have to imgur it
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>>13276450
But she has her wings and she had her horn before she was a princess.
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>>13276423
> Find a coffee shop
Wait
WAIT
>>13275491
Anon, please, no
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>>13276408
Wouldn't that hurt and not feel good at aqll?
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>>13276470
Are you sure?
http://i.imgur.com/TrUhvTR.png
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>>13276449
How would it even fit into those tiny shorts?
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>>13276390
Rapetrain pls...
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you get letter
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>>13276423
Ah, much better! Babs can be the stuttering betamax!
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>>13276484

I wasn't planning anything like that.
I just wanted a place you could pass an hour or so that wasn't "packed like sardines into a bus."
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>>13276482
but without her futa cock she's not a REAL princess

Luna has one, Celestia has one, Cadence has one

that's just how it works
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>>13276504
thank pony
read letter
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>>13276504
who is it from? Whats it about?
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>>13276504
who is it from
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>>13276504

Thank you, Derpy!
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>>13276524
pony isn't reading your mail
that would be rude
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>>13276519
>Luna has one, Celestia has one, Cadence has one

[citation needed]
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>>13276372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gNDt7Xn8Gu
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>>13276395

I just drew a horsecock for you though, anon!

http://i.imgur.com/Syih5DB.png
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>>13276504
You just reminded me of something I wanted to draw
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>>13276525
It's from Twinkleshine

She wants to go out on a date with you
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>>13276390
I'm not sure who this fucknard is, but it's not me
>>13275816

I just want less spaghetti, more "I am so fucking done with this bus ride and she's cute I guess"

>>13276423
This is totally what I wanted. Thank you.
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>>13276530
then what am I paying her for?
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>>13276525
From me. It says:
WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
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>>13276525
What's Lyra's element?
The Element of Fanon Personality?
The Element of Roommate?
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>>13276556
the element of not mewball
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>>13276548
>less spaghetti
>this is totally what I wanted

Babs is now being as spaghetti as Anon was.
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>>13276548
>>13276511

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
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>>13276462
Thats a bit too much
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>>13276219
>those designs for Call
my dick
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>>13276523
>>13276524
>>13276525
from waifu
"anon you cute
go on date?"
kiss-mark at bottom
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>>13276515
That seems practical.

I wonder if it gets awkward when Anon winds up paying. That makes it a "date" to some people.
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>>13276449
You don't need to imgur those unless it's the lewd ones in the series, you know

http://i.imgur.com/60Ll3es.png
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>>13276570
why didn't you stop it
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>>13276572
write back
say sure
meet me
seal letter
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>>13276572
I would never date someone who is that incompetent at basic grammar and spelling.
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>>13276572
yes
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>>13276564
>>13276568
To be fair that's the first thing anyone's aid that might make a reasonable person blanch
"Did you actually mean you want to stroke off in public on the bus" is right up there on "things normal people get flustered over"
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>>13276584
Can I still stop it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPte1uijDw

I felt it...I felt the feeling back when I first watched the show. I watched it for the fun innocence, I watched it for the folkytale,modern directing(those cinematic black grids and that zoomed in camera to give me an excellent view of the ponies faces and expressions),
the laidback cute innocent expressions the ponies always pose, and of course their actual cute snuggling horse poses. Those really cute happy voices too.

Look at that fucking Pinkie, giggling to herself one second and the next second rubbing her head in Dash's cheeks. And she always keeps her hooves up in the air like a horse. So much fucking expression. And oh my god their giggles are adorable.

Well /mlp/...it's official, we have been autistic faggots since the beginning. We never cared for good plots containing genuinely exciting action, story telling and writing characterization. Truth be told; the show would be much better off in a narrative aspect if MLP went dark action adventure.
What if the mane6 went on a long adventure trip to finding Nightmare Moon which had escaped. They would see new locations and new characters every episode while battling Luna's shadow army.
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>>13276579
The Fluttershy in that series is so cute it's lewd. Especially when you learn about her favorite hobby.
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>>13276266
eventually
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>>13275956
>Wow, those sure are ten-dollar words
They're also perfectly applicable to the situation
>You could, I don't know, find some middle course of action between 'spineless worm who's pressed up against stronk woman' and 'what fedoras wish they said ten minutes after they get off the bus alone'
I agree
What I'm saying is that your offerings all fall in the latter category
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>>13276596
I don't know but you better start now
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>>13276535
Luna: http://derpibooru.org/354433
Celestia: http://derpibooru.org/354447
Cadence was a bit harder to find evidence for (I assume she keeps it hidden for her husband's sake): http://derpibooru.org/81717

And for a bonus, some dumb OC princess no one cares about: http://derpibooru.org/228240
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>>13276546
who is this mysterious pony
>>13276553
are you lyra or rediv?
>>13276572
UNF
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>>13276600
woah!
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>>13276593
>the first thing anyone's aid that might a reasonable person blanch

well, a spaghetti-lord person who doesn't understand conversation or context maybe
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I'm going to kiss Lyra Heartstrings!
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>>13276579
>series

do show
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>>13276600
oh my~
now draw her with pinkie. possibly playing with her chest in an innocent manner
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>>13276603
> literally responding 20 minutes later
So you're twenty minutes after you get off the bus.

Interesting.
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>>13276608

D'aww, I wanna suck on Luna's tiny cock
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>>13276600
#WOWEE
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>>13276435

AA drew in red all the time - he said it was because he used red pencil IRL and it was good for sketching because the inks stood out more.

I imagine rediv does it for similar reasons.
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>>13276540
I prefer the implications of this configuration
http://i.imgur.com/s8Vc4zw.jpg
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>>13276608
Nice shops.
I can see the pixels.
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>>13276597
T-these fe-eels...god damnit anon!!
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>>13276541
Which is?
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>>13276609
>lyra or rediv
I see. I'll just go buy some bleach.Hope you enjoy THOSE WHORES YOU GODDAMN MANSLUT
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>>13276616
I dunno, if I heard "we need to get off" after talking about dicks and bump-and-grind and trying to take our minds off the crowded bus trip, I could see where this isn't bullshit.
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>>13276600
Maximum unf
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>>13276608

Why is Luna's dick so petite?
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>>13276616

Things were getting a little heavy. Getting brought back to reality from that can be a bit of a jolt for anyone.
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>>13276597
Her voice sounds so relaxed and care free, in a positive cheery way, rather than her S3 counterpath where she sounds like a fat brat who wants nothing but to torture you.
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>>13276435
its pink
i use a lot of colors that arent black/grey because it just looks weird to me
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Where is the new horse, you stupid goys
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>>13276647
Waning moon
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>>13276647
because she's unpopular

Even Trixie's bigger: http://pentabins.tumblr.com/post/53563355657
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>>13276642
>>13276651
I dunno, I kind of agree, it's a bit forced in the opposite direction.
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>>13276597
Hey, MLPG

Get on this feel train...

Feel this package of feels.

It feels good.
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>>13276603
> purposefully overlooking a later post making it clear it was goading you
>>13276021
> responding 20 minutes later
Is this your first day online?
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>>13276647
Because it's not always about size.
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>>13276661
*guys
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>>13276597
That song is what told me this show had character. The fact that the girls were so weirded out that Pinkie was doing a song right then and there and then how it worked and they all got into it.

It was at that moment I felt I was on the same page as the characters, coming from the same perspective and then I witnessed Pinkie's magic and joined them with a shit eating grin on my face at the end, feeling better for having watched.
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>>13276586
>>13276592
>>13276609
you send letter
now saturday
meet waifu
looks pretty
excited for date
where go?
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>>13276632

>it wiggles back and forth when I switch tabs!

I'm failing at not giggling. Lord, I am easily amused.
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>>13276685
movies
and then back to her/my place
~
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>>13276620
These are all the dirty ones I think

http://i.imgur.com/s57xVyy.jpg
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>>13276665
It may yet, but this is a pretty compressed moment. This is seriously like seven seconds' worth of dialogue while she's still recovering what spaghetti was spilled.

In fariness I've done this double-take before in real life.
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Why did this thread turn into betas vs betas justifying their own opposing unrealistic views of beta self-insert fictions?
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>>13276705
because you're focusing on a single line of conversation and ignoring everything else that's going on
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>>13276597

> mane6 went on a long adventure trip to finding Nightmare Moon which had escaped. They would see new locations and new characters every episode while battling Luna's shadow army.

I would pay to see that funded by people more reliable than me.
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>>13276690
http://i.imgur.com/zRftawA.gif
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>>13276698
I like dicks.
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>>13276705
I think it's more like "people who might be betas or not IRL arguing over just how beta two characters should be in a greentext"

But that doesn't really sell headlines, does it?
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>>13276705
because fanfiction is shit and ruining threads
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That heart hood is 2cute
I hate myself
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>>13276630
AA doesn't know shit. People use alternatives like blue or red because their mistakes stand out less on the white background, like stray marks or unclean lines from the eraser and so it looks nicer as opposed to black where you can see every single stroke on the white background. At least digitally.
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>>13276685
o-oh god I don't know

oh man oh jeez oh man
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>>13276705
fuck off
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>>13276705

Me and the other anon are having fun with horsecocks

Don't forget that
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>>13276647
1000 years on the moon.
If you don't use it you lose it.
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>>13276733
>Pinkie Pie will never waggle her horsedick in your face
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>>13276698
This is my favorite Fluttershy
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>>13276705
I dunno, but it hasn't had anything to do with ponies at all.
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>>13276733

This anon, doing god's work.

I think I'll draw another one~
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>>13276698
Why does that stupid dog have the title "Futashy"? This one is much cuter.
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where is the new throd
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>>13276698
>You will never masturbate with Fluttershy
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>>13276770
pls do male Rarity
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>>13276782
You don't deserve one.
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>>13276685
We go see a classical music concert, we may or may not practice proper etiquette there.
Depends on how she's feeling, other people will upon us angrily.
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>>13276739
>>13276630
I always thought it was because you can easily filter out red/blue/green pencil marks in photoshop.
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>>13276597
Thanks for the link anon...it made me feel the same emotions I had back in 2010.
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>>13276770
PLEASE
>>13276788

MY DICK WOULD BE DIAMONDS
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>>13276694
at movie theater
long line
lots of movies
sappy scary silly serious 'splosions
which one?
pay for waifu?
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>>13276735
I will forever defend my heterosexuality but there's something about erect/ejaculating horsecocks oh god help me
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>>13276805
>>13276805
>>13276805

you guys were taking to long so I made a low-effort thread

>>13276805
>>13276805
>>13276805
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>>13276786
>You will never feed Fluttershy a taste of her own nectar
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>>13276698
I want a pretty, horny girl with a dick
Is that too much to ask?
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>>13276803
>using photoshop
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>>13276812
it's not gay if it's a marshmallow horsecock
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>>13276820
>Horny girl with dick
>pretty
Pick one
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>>13276803
>photoshop
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>>13276827
>hating on photoshop

Down the list you go.
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Sweetie wants your hot stallion juices in her mouth

http://i.imgur.com/7Q7untp.png
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>>13276423

>You reach over to pull the "stop" cord, a feat that takes some doing, since you can't move your feet or lean over more than six inches in any direction.
>Now the hard part --
>Actually getting to the door.
>Slowly, you manage to shuffle over, but this can only get you so far
>and your stop is coming up very soon.
>"Excuse us!"
>No response - nobody even budges.
>"Getting off, please!"
>Again, no response.
>"Hey! We gotta get out!"
>Still no response. Jesus, what's with these people?

>Babs nudges you.
>"I got an idea - just follow my lead..."
>She then leans down, and starts making a horrible retching sound.
>Wait... what is she...?
>"God, my stomach--!!!"
>Oh.
>OH!
>A bit louder than necessary, you yell out, "Christ, she's gonna be sick!"

>You have never seen that many people clear a path to the door so quickly before.
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>>13276727
I'm throwing my wallet at the screen but nothing is happening.
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>>13276840
>using anything else
stay poor
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>>13276850
I CAN'T FLIP THIS
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>>13276811
We see a good drama with all of that in one maybe no explosions.
Waifu has plenty of money, but it's taxes so I'm not going to have her use it on us. I'll pay.
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>>13276840
>>13276827
>not using photoshop
>casuls
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>>13276850
w-what if she had her own hot juices to blow in her mouth?
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>>13276630

That's pretty much it, yeah.

>>13276739

Well, that wasn't very nice of you.

>>13276803

You could, if you wanted.
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>>13276829
Good because Fluttershy blowing her load with that satisfied look on her face does things to me
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I wish I had a dick... they seem a lot simpler...
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>>13276423
> You barrel out, Babs manages to step out more gracefully
> At a greater distance you see she's kind of a looker in a college-football tee and jean shorts that would look dated on others
> Or maybe you're just in a better mood because the sidewalk doesn't smell nearly as much like hobo piss and angry commuters
> As if by some design a Starbucks sign glows on the corner
> There's even a nice breeze
> You're in such a good mood, somehow the words "Come on, I'm buying" just tumble past your lips
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>>13276901
not gonna lie, they're pretty great
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>>13276901
They aren't

You're thinking of it how guys think that getting a girl off is all about clit
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>>13276901

I'd wish for a vagina, but the lack of sapient zebras to fill it would probably leave me full of regret
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>>13276727
Like if they weren't able to stop Nightmare Moon that night?
It'd be an interesting set up for an alternative story or a game or something.
"The Longest Night" or some title like that. Maybe they actually failed to make the elements of harmony regenerate (maybe she did destroy them?) but recognized their associations with each element and took the elements as metaphors for the forces that would stop Nightmare Moon; they being that force.
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>>13276891
Not nice, but it was honest. The more you know!
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>>13276901
pretty much

the biggest thing with dicks is shifting your junk and the occasional tentpole
other than that, it's gold compared to vagina and all the problems that female anatomy entail
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>>13276933
it is all about the clit
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What should I edge for hours tonight to, MLPG?
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>>13276901
Having a big dick is pretty awesome
Don't know how having a little dick pans out for people
Seems like it'd be useless
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>>13277007
I don't know, lactation?

what did you edge to last time?
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>>13276947

Honest if a bit misinformed.

Anon was pretty much correct about why I use red (or blue, these days) to sketch with.
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>>13277039

zibbas
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>>13277028
My 5" never let me down.
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Anything significant happen today outside Fluttershy winning that Hub poll?
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>>13276950
Hey
what does a boner feel like?
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>>13277055

Fluttershy won?

Cool.
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>>13277055
/mlp/ lost to /v/ in the cup
/wg/ took it all the way

>>13277067
why do you ask
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>>13277082
I'm just curious
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>>13277067
warm and hard
it's great
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>>13277072
There's a sticky out on /mlp/, but I'd rather not traverse all the shitposting.

>>13277082
I caught up on the matches when I got home. It was great to see /mlp/ taking the loss in stride and being good sports about it. At least we got a ton of good art from it.
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>>13277120

Yeah, I don't really want to know anything about it besides Fluttershy winning. Especially if I have to go out there for it.
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>>13277141
I'm going to guess it's just typical best pony shit flinging. Doesn't seem like it went on very long here though.
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>>13277115
does it ever hurt?
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>>13277186
A deep ache after a long day that can only be satisfied by touching it.
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>>13277102
to be honest i never thought much of it
dicks are rather spongy flesh outside of erections
when they're engorged, boy howdy it gets rather stiff, and you feel a sort of pressure in there thanks to all that blood rushing down there

>>13277186
nope
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>>13277186
not often, but it does sometimes
like if you're sitting wrong and it gets caught in your jeans
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>>13276852
>>13276926

>picking up a couple of frapuccinos and biscotti, you sit down at a table by the window and watch the traffic crawl by.
>"Is rush hour always like this?"
>"Long as I can remember, yeah."
>Babs, for her part, seems to have regained her composure.
>It probably helps that you're not mashed together anymore.
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>>13277186

When I get stoned, I get weird imaginary pains in my dick sometimes.
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>>13277242
>>13277225
That sounds kind of cool
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>>13277186
Rarely, but it still happens at 24.

It tends to be worse / more urgent if not painful if I've been around someone really attractive ALL DAY with no way to deal with it

When I had an intermittent hernia I had pains in my penis because there are overlapping nerves. The signals crossed. It was pretty awful.
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>>13277186
If you jerk off too much it can

I personally like to push my dick downwards while jerking off
It hurts a little but it makes me feel bigger and harder
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>>13274970
That's code for 'did you forget tonight is rape night?'
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>>13277315
it's always greener on the other side
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>>13277357
You still need to change that tripcode eventually.
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>>13277291
when I get stoned mine just feels bigger

it's great
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>>13277386

I never usually fuss over mine when I'm stoned, I'm too busy fantasizing about my fetishes in superb detail.

It's nice.
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>>13277413
>Not having a big dick fetish
Fucking pleb
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>>13277359
Can't be that bad, you guys talk about your quite a lot, so I guess you enjoy having them, right?
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>>13277452

I said I don't fuss over MINE
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related to the current dick topic, but there was this clip from a series called "The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle" that accurately depicts one of the only problems men have
but i couldn't find it
so here's a link to a tumblr image post that has it
http://25.media.tumblr.com/23ae6dcbdf131bdfbb8165e49a297b87/tumblr_mo9q1yBnri1rikt3no1_1280.jpg
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>>13277289
> She's taking a long pull off the drink, looking into the middle distance
> She takes her coffee full cream, with whip, Venti size - cold. Between it and the air conditioning the sweat sheen is gone.
> You're feeling nice and cool too, and you've long since stuffed your necktie into the work backpack.
> There's such a comfortable lull
> Somehow you've become comrades in arms against rush hour, and this city, and most recently the price of a Cake Pop
> You fade out a bit, letting the mocha-rich ice melt over your tongue
> You hazily notice her eying your work badge
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>>13277484

This is so fucking true
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>>13277473
>Not having a big dick and a big dick fetish
GIGAPLEB
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>>13277484
This is pretty funny
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>>13277484
...is that guy dressed up as the hero from dragon's quest v
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>>13277520

I can't help it, stop triggering me
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>>13277520
>you will never have a horsedick
>you will never rub it against anon's horsedick
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>>13277533
it goes much, much deeper than that at times
i haven't watched much of the second season, but the hero's descendant is in a similar getup from a different game in the series
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>>13277484
Oh shit I'm laughing for real
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>>13277484
That's both hilarious and accurate
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>>13277511
>>13277612
Is it seriously that bad?
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>>13277612
>>13277593
>>13277533
>>13277530
>>13277511
the best part is that everyone else progressively gets self-conscious about it and for about fifteen seconds it's nothing but four dudes with their hands on their dicks shifting their junk around

>>13277639
i exaggerate
i'm not that big, so it's not much of a problem
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>>13277639

Well being realistic, it is just an annoyance. It can be a pretty big one though.
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>>13277639
having a misplaced erection during a sword fight is a dangerous proposition

normally it keeps itself tucked properly, but when it doesn't you've got trouble
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>>13277639
It's a floppy bundle of nerves with gravity constantly dragging on it. You want to keep it in place so it's not just flapping about. But it's also tissue that expands and retracts to a lot of stimuli, so it shifts about on its own, too. And gets into awkward positions.
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13277746
Sometimes the way it's talked about it's almost like some creature attached to you that won't listen to what you want.
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I love Fluttershy
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>>13277639
It can be annoying to keep it hidden in business pants that's for sure
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>>13277825
Do you try to fit that in at the end of every thread or do you miss a few?
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>>13277825
me too
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>>13277639
For uncircumcised men even your raw glans rubbing against cotton or denim alone can be terrible.

Personally I've had a hair wrap around my glans and essentially bisect my urethra. It was excruciating. I've been kicked in the chest by a horse and it wasn't nearly that specifically painful.
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>>13277492

>necktie
>work badge

This is a new development.
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>>13277884
I'm just improvising. It might give Babs an opportunity to ask about Anon's life and soft-shoe into "so you're NEW in town?"

"You have a favorite bar yet?"

"I have a favorite gym ..."
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>>13277492
>>13277884

Also

>acknowledging sweaty-anon

I am disappointed in you.
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>>13277947
Nothing's worse than being stuck on a hot crowded bus. I thought it was implied.

I didn't mean to make an allusion to "anon_gettan_sweaty.gif"
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>>13277947

Sweaty anon?
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>>13277974

I meant more the guy who tries to derail anything with Babs by throwing in a sweat/stink fetish.
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>>13278067
I did that once man, come on.

and I wasn't trying to "derail" anything, I was trying to get my fetish in.
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>>13278067
>>13278105
Oh, I wasn't acknowledging the stank fetish at all
But there's a palpable difference between a hot sweaty CTA bus and sweet, succulent air conditioning

And that's okay, sweat/stank anon. You Tried(TM)
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>>13278136
It's just so hard sometimes
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>>13277918

I was writing it as they already knew each other - but i can try to roll with this.

>You haven't been in town long enough to have a "favorite spot" - really, you were just looking for a place to live that wasn't a ridiculously-long commute, because you don't have THAT much money, and the tolls they charge on the turnpike can be brutal.
>"What about you? You a local?"
>"...I dunno - listen t' the accent and tell me, why don'tcha?"
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>>13278243
> It occurs to you there's no telling the difference between one burrough and the next
> And no idea if she's from Hell's Kitchen, The Bronx, or some sort of blended marriage between Philly and New Jersey
> The blank stare doesn't go unnoticed
> She gives you a little wistful look and bites into a biscotti, "So you're a tourist, then?"
> Midway through an panicked "time out" sip of your drink you realize she's egging you on


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