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I do believe it's time for a Derpy thread!

previous thread
>>13256031
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Derpy!
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well apparently equestria girls airing on the hub - they cut a shitload of stuff out of it
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>>13262016
thanks obama.
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>>13262016
Really? It's just 2 episode lengths anyways.
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>>13262001
success!
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>>13261973

Derpy is a very pretty pony. I would like to tell her how pretty she is, then see her blush.
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Why aren't YOU kissing your little pony right now?
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>>13262001
What's the joke here?
Or is it just Sweetie Belle not screwing up?
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oh fuck Derpy, I'm gonna cum
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>>13261973
This is a very ugly horse
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>>13262070
Why aren't you smothering yours?
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WHy can't she be real?
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>>13262065
she'd call you a freak.
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>>13262102

She is too good for this world.
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>>13262070
>>13262102

ponies do not exist.
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>>13262115
I love you anon
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>>13262073
what is she waiting for?
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>>13262102
le epin miffin may may XD!
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>>13262115
SS13 is the most fun I've had with games since 40 forevers ago
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i wish byond wasn't such dogshit, I cant get over it
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>>13262132
Waiting for her favourite coffee shop to open, probably
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>>13262143
>I played SS13 for four years now
>I can't enjoy it anymore because of all the horrid issues you start to notice only after a nice while

;_;
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Oh my god fremulum masturbation is too great
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I don't really care about the whole Derpy is a single mom" fanon, but it's cute sometimes.
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>>13262169
>not making her own coffee
I have no respect for her
Also draw me a Scootaloo in a clown outfit
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I want to hot dog that ass and frost those cheeks until I'm bone dry
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>>13262001
aww, she's improving!
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>>13261028
god bless you internet
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>>13262181
i know, isn't it?
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>>13262192
Not everyone has access to espresso machines, dude
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>>13262181
I love it because I haven't found anything else that causes such an intense orgasm and hits like a train. It hurts if you do it too long, that's the only downside.
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>>13262203
I want to run my fingers across that flank and pull her in to a hug and whisper into her ear that I will change her mind about fairy tales.
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Oh, time for new horse already? Excellent!

>>13258418 looking over that thread made me realize how bad the piss is right now
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>>13262236
Showers.
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>>13262227
What a disgusting pony
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>>13262071
It doesn't have the liquid center, the cherries are not maraschinos (Sweetie used morello cherries), and the chocolate is unsweetened baker's chocolate. It's...technically a chocolate-covered cherry, but it's not very appetizing. But she looks so proud, you don't think Rarity could disappoint her, do you?

>>13262058
>>13262211
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>>13262225
Who's the >fanfiction spawn at the very bottom?
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>>13262205
>Derpy will never stunlock you
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>>13262236
I thought it would take much longer than normal masturbation and so I thought I had to try it out once I actually had a few hours of time alone, but as it turns out it's just slightly slower but much more intense than normal masturbation
I don't know why I didn't do it before
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>>13262260
Nightmare Rarity.
Comics.
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>>13262258
>implying baker's chocolate isn't great
Dead to me.
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>>13262260
Nightmare Rarity
read the comics
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>>13262258
good ending
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>>13262260
that's nightmarity you casual
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>>13262260
>not knowing Nightmare Rarity
Faggot
Read the comics
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>>13262320
>>13262325
actually it's purpletinker's OC
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>>13262267
>you will never have heavy deflection on a medium shield
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>>13262260

That's Nightmarity, ya nignog.
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>>13262260
>fanfiction
Anon please... I nearly suffocated on that bait
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>>13262258
She would hug her anyways, and help her the next time
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>>13262311
>>13262313
>>13262320
>>13262325
Why would he read official fanfiction shit?
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>>13262111

But why?
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What if the show had a villain that stays on the show after their initial defeat or victory?

they probably wouldn't because that could lead to character development on several parts.
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>>13262260
Thats nightmarity you faglord
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>>13262260
Have you been living under a rock?
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>>13262347
Like Discord?
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Apparently pony neighed
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>>13262347
What is DIscord
What is Trixie
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>>13262350
>>13262351
unf
nightmararara confirmed for largest canon horn
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>that many people jumping one person for not knowing Nightmarity
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>>13262367
ARE YOU FINALLY SATISFIED
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>>13262354
>>13262370

What is a redemption arch that isn't forced or shoehorned in?
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>>13262396
Such a stupid ugly horse
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>>13262394
allau akbah
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>>13262394
>being that uninformed
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>>13262344
1/10
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>>13262344
don't samefag

it only makes it worse for you
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>>13262394
It was bait that was plausibly a legitimate question, a dangerous combination. Helpful people and also upset people both respond
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>>13262436
>>>/UK/
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>>13262344
Don't start again.
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Nightmare Moon is better anyway
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>threat for the cutest and all around best pony
aww yis
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>>13262396
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We unfest villain now?
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"Why did you have to go and change my mind?"
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>>13262471
That's not Discord
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>>13262457
>>13262440
>>13262444
The comics aren't canon to the show, and will never be.
Anything that happens in them won't be mentioned in the show ever.
They're as canon as the shitty books.
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>>13262490
only in celesticord
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>>13262351
Wait, wasn't that Nightmarity pic just fanart?
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>>13262463
OH WOW
A GOAT
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>>13262499
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>>13262463
Yes, and has the best ship too.
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Are there any Artfags here
How do I draw a human female face
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>>13262510
>implying
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>>13262471
A whore in makeup is still a whore anon
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>>13262530
Draw an egg
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>>13262463
what if anon and derpy
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>>13262463
>threat for pony
IT MUST BE ELIMINATED
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>>13262530
Yes.
I wish I knew.
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>>13262530
anime
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>>13262471

Aw, yiss, a picture I haven't seen. Saved!
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>>13262530
Best way figuring it out on your own.
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>>13262530
try skype, maybe...
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>>13262528
I'm a sucker for it too
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>>13262539
Played Nintendo together?
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>>13262471
>unfest
>Purple hair with white streaks
Yeah, nah. Bride of Frankenstein never did it for me. Awful.
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>>13262539
All the cuddling would be adorable
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>>13262559
I thing EqG Rarity is shit too, anon
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>>13262528
>>13262556
>implying ship
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>>13262557
sexually
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>>13262530
>>>/deviantart/
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>>13262546
We need more human Nightmarerity.
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>>13262577
oh well

not like sending ships down in flames in actual canon has stopped shippers before
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>>13262549
Second this
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>>13262585
Her head is disproportionally small
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>>13262573
>>13262559


>implying
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>>13262596
Yeah, I mean, people still ship Rarity and Applejack.
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>>13262606
bad character design combined with the awful EqG designs? oh baby
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>>13262609
bitch you did not insult the most passionate ship of all
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>>13262632
I thought you never read the comics.
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sex with celestia
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>Shining Armor holds down the Counter Twilight robot so Twilight can escape.
>although CT's response is horrific you can't help but wonder, "the guys that built her seriously didn't tell them about the retractable chainsaw in her spine, or any other weapons for that matter?!"
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>>13262636
But anon, the most passionate ship is you x the pony you love
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>>13262668
I'm clearly not the anonymous you think I am
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>>13262668
>there are only two people in MLPG
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>>13262632

What if it was Nightmarity instead of Sunset Shimmer in the movie?
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>>13262686
Shut up, Anonymous.
God I hate you.

>>13262694
YOU TOO.
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>>13262702
What happened? I just tuned in.
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>>13262684
But I have no romantic interest in pony
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>>13262609

That's because the idea of them having angrylesbian sex is too hot.
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>>13262702
>you will never score with derpy
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>>13262728
>But I have no romantic interest in pony
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>>13262674
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>>13262728

Are you sure you fit in here?
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>>13262720
nothing yet, it's next match
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>>13262762
>>13262768
why can't I just fuck pony without being romantically attached to them
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>>13262674
What if femanon x celestia?
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>>13262773
Then save the damn image for the 4CC thread.
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Which pony would you romance first in a pony VN?
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>>13262768
>>13262768
>>13262762
I love ponies, but I only love them platonically
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>>13262773
Oh, just saw.
Hoping for /mlp/ beating /v/, /a/, /b/. No thread up?
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>>13262801
oh, no, I don't know why he posted it I was just answering
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>>13262674
>>
Thread so ded. Chats so ded. Everything ded. Im going to watch 4chan cup
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You can't run away
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>>13262866
FILTERED
HIDDEN
REPORTED
SENT TO THE NSA
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>>13262606
That doesn't actually look too bad
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>>13262825
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>>13262866
Don't worry
I'm not
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>>13262842
>/a/'s striker is the colossal titan
oh wow
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>>13262866
>not in filename
Just plain wrong.
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>>13262891
they knew it five minutes ago
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>>13262767
Not today, you beautiful succubus
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>>13262380
>comics
>canon
Hehehehe...
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>>13262923
>the NSA knows your fetishes, horsefucking habits, posting style
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>>13262906
Armored titan sounds to be more thematically appropriate but Colossal is more well-known.
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>>13262924
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>>13262577

>There are people that still don't get this reference.
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>>13262956
The colossal titan kicks like crazy
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>>13262959
Because you won't actually come over here and steal my protein but just make me fap.
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>>13262964
mind explaining it?
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>>13262972
Ahaha, so Armored would be more appropriate for handegg than it would be for diveball.
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>>13262996

Watch Doctor Who.
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I dunno.
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>>13263006
did you finished Cloudchaser?
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>>13262585
We seriously do.
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>>13263006
I
uh
that's a man's face
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>>13262952
Of course they do. The government is currently researching pony sexbots that feel pleasure. Once they have that perfected, they will also weaponize them.
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>>13263006
what's that next to the (our) right leg?

make the nose smaller if you're going for feminine
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>>13262996
There was an episode where the main character put his mind in a watch to escape an alien cartel. There.
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>>13263032
there's something very wrong with those tits that's throwing the anatomy off
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>>13263006
DRAW AN EGG SHAPE
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>>13263059
Thank you
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>>13263059

Derpy is also quoting a line Rose says.
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>>13263027
Ages ago.
>>13263034
Yup.
>>13263050
Just a crotch substitute.
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>>13263077
>Just a crotch substitute.
It's kind of.. long
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>>13263077
too cute.
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>>13263047
>Celestia sexbot that gives you the most amazing night of sex
>then kills you through sex

I don't know. Sounds like a good way to die
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>>13263109
The consumer-grade sexbots won't be able to kill you. The military grade ones are WMDs.
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>>13263104
Thank you.
>>13263098
Yes. But it'll be covered.
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>>13263109
Yeah, that's kind of acceptable. Though I'd still prefer not to die.
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>>13263077
We need more of these twins.
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>>13263158
How do they even have sex
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>>13263158
No, no, Ross hates real fat chicks.
unf
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>>13263158
>ross is grossed out by/will not do my fetish
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>>13263006
The jaw is pretty massive for a female face.
Generally, everything seems to be a bit too thick
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>>13263158
holy shit my eyes
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>>13263189
What fetish is that?
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>>13263207
does chrysalis have bug hips
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>>13263207
I wanted him to do same size vore with his DT and scootaloo
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>>13263006
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>>13263227
His Dt is big enoughm I guess

you'd probabkly get more lucky getting that sort of thing out the Chubby Diamond Tiara tumblr
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>>13263224
all the better for birthing with
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>>13263158
If pony was extremely obese, would you help her lose weight by having maraton sex?
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>>13262520
>programmingfaggots still droning and lying to us that theyre still useful
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>>13263244
Hi Rose.
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>>13263032
well hello there boner
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>>13263158
Are her legs fucking horribly dislocated or what?
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>>13263269
Oh I know that tumblr, I just like the idea of a fat woman getting fatter from a skinny one.

And since his scootaloo fetishizes fat, it would be extra unfy.
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>>13263224
Maybe.

>>13263227
Vore squicks me out too. Thanks though
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>>13263244
I have no idea what I'm doing
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>>13263273

>The spot where there is supposed to be a vagina
>Nothing there
Fucking unf
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>>13262596
If anything that scene only fortified that ship though
>>
>come to home after the whole day out
>see sticky
>OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED
And then reality hit me. Why. Fuck.
That thread is even worse than usual /mlp/, though. I'll go read the archive now.
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>>13263303
Then why not have Scootaloo force feed DT until she spills over her seat or breaks her chair?]
>>
i am all for people enjoying their weird fetishes but there has to be a limit for what is discussed here in the show discussion thread
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>>13263364
But anon, the topic isn't show discussion. It's Derpy.
would you Derpy's fuzzy chest?
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>>13263364
no limit nigga.png
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>>13263356
force feeding does nothing for me, it's vore or nothing for me sadly.
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>>13263314
Humans are hard, I understand.

If it helps to watch people draw/redline girls, though, I like watching Emmy draw http://www.youtube.com/user/IntroducingEmy
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lady poner
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>>13263425
ladyponut
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>>13263364
This is the MLPG, though.
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Now that Yellowquiet is officially best pony, have you accepted this or persisted in being a hipster?
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>>13263425
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>>13263406
compromise - forcefeed Diamond Tiara the other Cmc or twist or something
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>>13263364
I agree.

Getting real tired of hearing about everyone's depraved fetishes.
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>>13263448
prod
prod
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>>13263410
I don't think humans are really that much harder, it's just more obvious when you fuck them up because we know so well from every day life what a human is supposed to look like.
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>>13263478
I for one welcome our depraved fetish overlords
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>>13263468
I didn't care too much about the victim to be honest, it just seemed like the easiest one to convince him to do.
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>>13263454
The hippest.
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>>13263314

the hand is too big too
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>>13263449
this isnt the fetish general and i never want it to be
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>>13263454
>not liking quiet horse
>thinking she's best pony
>hipster
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>>13263495
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>>13263495
>it's just more obvious when you fuck them up because we know so well from every day life what a human is supposed to look like.

Exactly, so perfectionism gets upped a little more
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>>13263513
I didn't say that, I said this is the MLPG.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyL0HdXPuc
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>>13263515
Is that Mewball?
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>>13263454
I only listen Neutral milk hotel now. Also see
>>13260800
(yes, it's pasta, but we can all agree on)
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>>13263533
in a wig
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>>13263510
Thanks
Also but it looks so small to me already
>>13263528
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>>13263528
imagine all the farting the ponies do
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>>13263515
>manarms and manhands
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>>13263528
that horse has a really nice coat
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>>13263601
Fluttershy.
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>>13263601
y-you too
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>>13263601
I would :3 at that kawaii ponii
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>>13263630
ti pony car
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>>13263601
pony would never be happy to see you
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>>13263601
ugh
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/mlp/ vs /v/ now!
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>>13263734

Gilda can I hug you
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>>13263746
I am excited to see the custom horns and anthems
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>>13263708
yes she would
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>>13263601
You already know it's over, stop tormenting me
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dammit where is SB

I wanna request pony snips and snails dressing as their EQG demon selves for nightmare night

big dongs may or may not be involved - I'm not sure about having the usual SB giant dongs stretching the elastic lycra suits tightly is the greatest part of the request or if I don't want itf
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Well no point in continuing this now, no way it can be good anymore
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>vitamin shoppe just down the street from me


Should I get the stack? or do you think I should order it online?
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>>13263638
>>13263664
>>13263670
>>13263708
>>13263734
>>13263821
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>>13263746
Where? Link me up
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>>13263829
i expected that to be penis from the thumbnail.
now i'm disappointed.
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>>13263829
I thought that was a penis in between her legs.
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>>13263770
Shove off, dweeb.
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>>13263454
futashy>fluttershy
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>>13263896
playing SMT4
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>>13263902
/germanbro

twitch
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>>13263861
get the stack
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>>13263861
>Should I get the stack?
"The stack" can seriously harm your insides. Read about the shit you're putting in your body on an official health website and don't take advice from anonymous nobodies.
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>>13263454
>>13263601
fluttershy is my waifu
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>>13263918
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>>13263601

she is not my favorite pony, infact I may not care much for her. But she would be a nice friend
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>>13263966
will you have children
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>>13263963
>Not doing it in proper moderation and with exercize.

Haven't we had this discussion like a zillion times that unless you don't drink the amount of water, walk a mile or two, and moderate it; you are fine?
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>>13263966
Is she pure?
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>>13264011
>water
>exercise
>moderation

Nigga you on mlpg
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>>13263896

>playing cookieclicker
>500 million/s, trying to reach 200 clicker and only at 185
>let the granmapocalypse roll because cookie chain is the only thing that gives me a revelant boost anymore, all upgrades unlocked
>ruin
>ruin
>ruin
>clot
>clot
>SHIT NIGGA COOKIE CHAIN
>it breaks at 6 billion
I'm beyond mad.
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do you guys think John 117 could kill Jango Fett?
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>>13264078

Were you gone during the tons of times we went full /fit/ or something?
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>>13264109
jango a shit
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>>13263860
Don't give up, Nasse! The more you try, the easier it's bound to become

Even though I don't have the best handle on humans either, if it annoys you for me to "help", just tell me, ok?
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>>13264109
I think Mr. Bean could kill Jango Fett.
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>>13263860
>>13264156
now kiss
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>>13263708
holy shit
ponytail FS is my new favorite thing
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That was bullshit
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>>13264225
>you will never draw ponies that well
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>>13264225
>Dash
>Divegrass fag
DOESN'T SURPRISE ME
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>>13264156
I appreciate all the help I can get, always, even though I'm not very good at showing it or receiving it all the time.
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>>13264225
Did we lose already?
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>>13264225
2-0 All is lost
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Would you post about a pony without her consent
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>>13264225
>them tabs
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>>13264344
It's still before the first half but probably
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>>13263834
drop him a line on tumblr or in /art/ (though he probably doesn't do much there by the looksod it)
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Mess-it-up Mitch was fantastic, how did i go this long without seeing it?
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>>13264344
Derpy fucked everything up
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>>13264344
No we're down 2-0
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>>13264374

only to tell you about how the rape went
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>not painting your horse
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>>13263834
unf
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>>13264463
>not painting your horse with all the colors of the wind
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fugg :DDDDD
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oh wow
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I BELIEVE IN MAGIC
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
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>>13264419
>>13264441
>>13264442
A damn shame. Hope we don't get our shit stomped hard.
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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER
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>>13264431
unfortunatly I think both of those act merely as his art dumps nowadays

also his tumblr sdoesn't allow anonymous asks so
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>>13264441
>that goal they got after rapidly beating her down with the ball

she blocked so many
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>>13264504
>and then they fucked
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Why are y'all cheering for a brony team?
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>>13264695

Why aren't you? You are one.
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>>13264709
>implying
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>>13264709
Why are you? You are one.
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>>13264695
Fun?
I don't know.
I just want to see /v/ angry
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>>13264719
>>13264726

No MLPG. We are the bronies.
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>>13264431
I keep neglecting to put things there.
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nooooooo
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what a shame
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>>13264695
The alterlative is fucking /v/
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oh well
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UK

UK pls
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;_;7
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>>13264756
I thought that's a dick
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>>13264786
It could be sadder. She just floats off and no one notices.
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>>13264814
Sweetie! Your father would be so disappointed in you for watching this instead of REAL FOOTBALL
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>>13264756
Oh, hi SB

so uh

about >>13263834 - is it a maybe?

are are you doing somethign else?
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>>13264695
Because all my other boards are already out and it was the last one I could root for
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>>13264927
I need to find time to watch Equestria Girls.

I've been putting it off for reasons.
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>>13264927
why is she so perfect
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>>13264925
/sp/ pls
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>>13264976
Don't. You're better off not watching it.
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s-sorry guys, we tried our best.

Do you guys have any players you would want to see on the team come autumn friendlies.
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>>13264756
>Button
you too, SB?
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>>13264895
It was a good game
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>>13264976
just take the time you put into ponying pony and just watch it
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damn
>tfw loss
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>>13264895
Can't always win, at least we got that far.
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>>13264601
well, he drops in quite often. if i see him, i'll ask
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>>13265005

these all seem accurate
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In read it and weep. If rainbow dash just told the doctor the truth about being up all night, but lied about the reason (instead of the book, say it was the wing pain) they would have never of let her out of the hospital early.

then again she would have never of been outed out and wouldn't have access to the rest of the daring do series.

Just a thought.
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>>13265047
I'm not disappointed that /mlp/ lost, I'm disappointed that /v/ won
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>>13265050
For what it's worth, we beat /co/
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>>13265050
>>13265023
Yeah, it was close.
I hope that /mu/ wins now that /mlp/ is out.
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>>13265015
I haven't actually watched that short animation either and don't care for most art of him but some are cute.
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>>13264577
That looks like a kloudmutt picture.
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>>13265014
It's okay man. There will always be a next cup, we don't have to win every single one even though /v/s tears would have been delicious
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>>13264976
Oh, okay. I thought, well, with the Hub airing it on TV a few hours ago, now would be a good time to request it, is all.
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>>13265047
Worst team to lose to, really.
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>>13264882
>in all cases paperwork will be required
Thats why I love living there, all the red tape
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>>13265076
While that common is true, you are forgetting one thing
Dash didnt want anyone to know she liked reading that book. It was her own fault and not an oversight
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>>13265080
I'm goin all in on wallpapers and music now.
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>>13264925
>>13264814
You know it could be quite fun. Sweetie loving Divegrass a lot and not knowing the most basic things about Handegg.

I can just see it. Sweetie beeing excited as fuck, screaming about how the game is starting, her father confused but running with all his usual handegg watching equipment only to find out is goddamn soccer
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>>13264925
Do you think that Sweeties father's special talent is Canadian football and not American football, i mean it is animated in Vancouver home of the BC lions.

also Canadian football is much much better than American football.
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>>13265153
/wg/ 4lyf
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>>13265014
It was a nice game, don't worry about it
What kinda sucks is seeing /v/ win but oh well, most autistic board wins I guess
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>>13265133

Why would you like it?
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>>13265158
>beeing
But what if she's allergic?
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>>13264786
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>>13265264
>>>/pol/
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>>13265264
Where's the pony?!
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>>13265264
Granted if there's no abundantly clear way you're in the clear and free of the gang, you really shouldn't start shooting

But if you're well the fuck away, yeah, start shooting.
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>>13265324

>>>/q/
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>>13265329

I don't know, maybe the 4chan cup fags know?
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So how many of you are earnest and deep homosexuals?
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>>13265337

They escaped captivity and ran to a mosque, where the guys helped by giving them a gun to fight their captors.

The dude "couldn't bring himself to fire"
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>>13265329
mlpg never has ponies.
why do you think everyone left?
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>>13265367
>I don't like one topic, I'll post another unrelated topic
>That'll show them
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>>13265408
this is what happens to liberal retards that don't believe in defending yourself
they deserve to get raped after that.
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>>13265385
>limiting yourself to one gender
>2013
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>>13265385
I am
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>>13265449

That's not what I said.

I was trying to show you that bitching about offtopic is fucking stupid, but I guess you're fucking stupid too.
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Pony wants to eat your artbando

how do you stop them?
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>>13265367
>MLPG
>MLP General
>General talk about My Little Pony. From the show to the fandom to the art and everything else related.
>A board about MLP is in an event

How is this not on topic?
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>>13265496

>General talk about my little pony
>4CHAN SOCCER TOURNAMENT
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>>13265496
faggots
that's why.
doesn't matter it's over time to pack it in
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>>13265385
i'm bi
really into f/m and m/m stuff
f/f does nothing for me
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>tfw you will never be able to reveal your powerlevel to anyone without look like a mega fag
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>red cookies
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>>13265549
BUT WHERES DA PONY
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>>13265520
So what you're saying is since MLP is on the hub, we can't talk about MLP being on the hub?

Or how about fans going to cons? We can't talk about that either?
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We full-wings now
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>>13265584

No, I'm saying I'd like you to tell me how watching a video game is MLP related.

and no, relating to MLPG is not MLP related.

oh, and offtopic is allowed.
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>>13265584
No, because all those roads lead to Autism Avenue.

Like so.
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>>13265549
>most of my friends know I like pony
>they don't really care besides the occasional horse fucker joke
>my cousin also knows
>she loves it too
Get better everything fag
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>>13265584
Nothing but distant memories
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>>13265620
That chart is shit though
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>>13265597
Did someone say wings?
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>>13265597
we need to go bigger
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Check your privilege.

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4742
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0IhyAasWw

>Don't make me assume my ultimate form
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>>13265647
Like I said
Autism Avenue
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>>13265549
My friends know worse thing about me than my obsession with my little pony
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>>13265663
I don't get it
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>>13265620
Nigga fuck you that chart is shit
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>>13265663
>>13265663
>Not ignoring the feminism soap boxing in favor of the adorable Fyoosh x Crim Romance

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4743
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>>13265684

Mine too, but yet I think them knowing I like MLP would be the most embarrassing.
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>>13265708
But the radfem shit is now like 95% of the comic

If I wanted romance, there's virtually every other comic
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>>13265719
Closer to 66%
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>>13265706
The only reason I agree with that chart is Luna and the CMC
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>83 days
Who is excite to see 2 Best princesses?
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>>13265706
I must purchase a 3-4 foot tall Fluttershy for...purposes...
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>>13265708
>keeping the model long after you have the preliminary underpaint in place

That's just wasteful and expensive. Take a photo if you think you might need more reference for the rendering phase.
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>>13265736
That depends on your sampling, especially given the months that EVERY Sunday strip has been "SMASH THE PATRIARCHY FACTORY" stuff

But that one about pig escaping the "inevitable" self-hatred after using porn through drugs is bretty gewd
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>>13265655
I like wings.
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>>13265760
She just likes staring at his naked body
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>>13265773
Everyone likes wings
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http://derpibooru.org/415928
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>>13265796
But he's not naked, he clearly has a towel

So as to not arouse her INTERNALISED MISOGYNY AND COCK WORSHIP
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http://derpibooru.org/416089
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>>13265706
i like this chart
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>>13265773
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>>13265756
I can't be excite until previews
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>>13265881
That scrunch alone gives me boners
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>>13265881
The ones we say weren't enough?
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>>13265886
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>>13265773
You have no idea how badly I want to feel an embrace from them
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>>13265904
Ugh
No
No, this is not a good headspace
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>>13265875
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>>13265904
such an excited pony
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>>13265903
It was so long ago and just one of those storyboard kind of deals
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>>13265921
Why does she have an "oh fuck I just dropped that didn't I?" look
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>>13265865
>no star destroyer
CHART A SHIT
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Bring out yer requests! Bring out yer requests! Bring out yer requests!
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>>13265756
That's not Twilight or Cadence
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>>13265968
>star destroyers
>good
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>>13265972
MS paint
5 Minutes
Draw the dumbest ship you can think of
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>>13265972
Twilycorn embracing Rarity with her wings as both they sleep
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>>13265972
Fluttershy embarrassed at the beach because her pubes are poking around her bikini
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>>13265972
creampuff
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http://i.imgur.com/yWZmHz3.jpg

This is exactly my kind of gal
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LqwJscJWVA
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>>13265964
she just gave birth midair
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>>13265964
She just dropped you
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Chrysalis did nothing wrong
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>>13265987
This shouldn't be giving me a boner, but

Here we are

Here. We. Are.
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>>13266040
>>13266043
unf
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>>13266013
Casual sex is fun in fetishes and all, but it totally ruins the fun of sex in real life
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>>13266013
>drugs
no
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>>13266056
> totally ruins the fun of sex in real life
That is your 'lived experience'
Which is a kind way of saying "really mostly bullshit for everyone else"
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>>13265964
>"With the elements of harmonay safely in my grasp I shall be unstoppable!"
>...
>"Oh...Shiiiiiiiiittttt...."
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>>13265972
Thank you for the requests I will begin working on some of them
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>>13266013
>has
>crack pipe
wut. if you are going to spread propaganda at least learn what the fuck you are talking about.
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>>13266111
You realize that looks more like a "futuristic" tobacco or smudgeable pipe than a crack pipe, right?
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>>13266040
>>13266043
Oh shit, my sides!
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>>13266085
>really mostly bullshit for everyone else

It's funny that you can tell me not to speak for everyone while speaking for everyone
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>>13266056
and?
means you can focus on other shit.
like your career
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>>13266143
What?
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>>13266134
it looks like a metal crack pipe to me.
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>>13266139
Because, you know, it totally seems legit to say globally "it ruins the fun of sex in real life," trailing off the "for me"

Truly legit

Let's put a trademark on that, Truly Legit By Anon(TM)
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>>13266143
>career
Did you forget where you are? 75% of mlpg is probably unemployeed or working min wage jobs
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>>13266176

I'm not defending myself, I'm calling you a retard.

Retard.
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>>13266108
going to draw creampuff?
>>
princess of the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight~
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>>13266013
ya thats cool
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>>13266188
It's pretty hard to be employed if you're a student
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>>13266172
Well no, most crack pipes only have a very narrow opening for air passage because you need to huff the fumes from getting the crack hot. Anything with an opening that wide is only really useful for tobacco, weed, or something like hash.
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>>13266229
No it's not, I know I did it and payed my way through a bunch of college doing it
>>
So, in the end how did the whole "down with molestia" thing finish?
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>>13266246
>Full time, non-minumum wage job
>Full time studying
>Not wanting to kill yourself
Pick two
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>>13266260

People stopped paying attention to it, so it stopped

just like every dumb thing on the internet
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>>13266260
It hasn't yet, because people woke up and realized that someone acting AGGRESSIVELY isn't always LE RAEP
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>>13266207
Not interested. Sorry.
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>>13266241
but what if you put your mouth over the larger end?
like it's an inhaler
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>>13265655
alicorn wings are my favorite wings

so large and feathery
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>>13265909
You know, this picture would be a whole lot better if it didn't have that retarded, broken sentence in it.
>>
do you think Luna likes to turn into NMM during intercourse
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>>13266260
>rape won
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>>13266260
its ded
the main faggot that was running it backed off because he realized how retarded it was and apologized
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>>13263466
I have no idea what I'm seeing but I love it.
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>>13266321
link to backpaddle apology? I am suddenly interested
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>>13266321
link?
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>>13266337
>no hooves
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>>13263860
But it's already good!
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>>13266337
my heart
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>>13266300
There you go
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>>13266022
>mewball chatting.jpg
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>>13266260
filtered! Thank you!
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http://derpibooru.org/416471

>Lamar left and took his foot fetish with him
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>>13266271
Yeah when I was in school my schedule was
>work 8-5 mon-fri helpdesking at 13/hr (good for my area)
>worked Service desk sundays from 12-6
>School 3 nights a week
>One online type class

It's not hard anon, half the time you can get most of your studying done if you just read along in lectures and don't dick with the internet
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>>13266307
Probably not.
But it would be pretty hot, maybe she would do it for you if you grant her one of her fantasies in exchange
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>>13266294
But that's clearly where the majority of the fumes are coming out, suggesting the product is on that end. As it is, that pipe (if retrofitted like a simple tube crack pipe with a larger "bowl" for lapping gently in a wider bowl) would have a smaller coil of fume coming out the smaller end. And really that wouldn't make much sense because the chimney/"rocket" effect for crack works best in a small tube owing to the volume and diameter of a given cylinder.

It looks actually quite a bit like a corn-cob pipe style in a different wood. That's on the order of something you'd use for hash if water pipes or bongs aren't your thing.
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>>13266367
Oh, well shit, thanks.
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>>13266377
no fair
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>>13266260
Jj won
as always
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>>13266377
Why bring him up faggot?
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>>13266399
FASCINATING
TELL ME MORE GATEWAYANON
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>>13266337
I want to hold her hand
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Tiny mares
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>>13266377
i wonder how long it'll take him to become buds with onta
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>>13266435
And you, got that something
I think you'll understand
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>>13266446
Gay colts.
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>>13266435
>"I'd like that."
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How will you prepare for New episode day?
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>>13266474
Fags.
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>>13266377

>tfw no foot fetish contributors in MLPG
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>>13266487
Wake up
Take piss
Watch pony
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>>13266468
Just tell her, Prudence
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>>13266377
I've heard he tried denying he had foot fetish in the beginning
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>>13266377
Filtered1!
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>>13266432
>not "I'm going to call it a day, goodnight mlpg"
>filename not "roseluck holding a suitcase"

FIltered, Reported, emailed scruffy.
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>>13266487
I wonder if someone will stream the episodes leading up to the new ones
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>>13266474
this is my fetish
UNF
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>>13266435
>not holding her hoof
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>>13266507
I get by with a little help from my friends
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>>13266432
That's about it, I'm just telling you based on what I know about tobacco pipes and building stoves and one ghetto forge for a friend.

That and Chicago has a lot of methheads and crack fiends for some damn reason
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>>13266487
I don't get it. What's that supposed to mean?
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>>13266487

>wake up 30 minutes early to spam MLPG in all caps with everyone else
>smoke a bowl
>sit back and enjoy the premiere
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>>13266487
Taking my pants off
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>>13266474
AAAAaaaah
fighter of the straight colts
AAAAAaaah
Champion of butt fun
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>>13266533
holding hands is my nonsexual fetish
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>>13266487
By 'shitposting' all day long on MLPG because I feel giddy like a little kid before christmas
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>>13266487
>wake up
>Take waifu pillow to glorious McDonalds
>Bring out battle scared shirt and pants I have worn ever episode day never washed
>Order 2 Big Breakfast meals
>Set up laptop
>open said stream
>proceed to stay the whole time using their wifi to watch stream and encouraging others to
>when they open the lunch menu close order a kids meal and go home
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So if Cadance is Celestias niece what does that make Bluebloods relation to her?
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>>13266573
Now that I'm unemployed I thought about picking up some weed, but
Finding a dealer is more than a little hard without connections

I guess it's beer and Kava Kava for me
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>>13266377

Is it just me, or do all foot-fetish artists draw the exact same fucking feet?
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>>13266533
She looks quite satisfied.
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>>13266634

If you know people who are cool with drug use, you'd be surprised how often they know dealers.
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>>13266631
Celestia's family is probably tangentially related to almost all of Canterlot. Founding Families tend to weave themselves pretty deeply.
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>>13266608
you're doing god's job,brony.
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>>13266642
Of course she's satisfied, she's gotten what she wants.
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>>13266631
Kissing cousin
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>>13266608
sentenal,pls
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>>13266487
>Go to bed early
>wake up 3hrs before pone
>start drinking
>spend the rest of the day talking about how shit the episode was and how it was only 9.8/10
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>>13266636
It's an idealized foot.

Real feet are all wrinkly and shit.
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>>13266655
Well the only "druggies" I know are the "fancy social drinking" druggies
That and my ex-boss
I figure the less I use that connection, the better. It's best not to get drug connections with the person you need to use as a job reference
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>>13266631
Aren't something like 95% of all couples through human history are at least second cousins?
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>>13266608
You are now aware there are people who actually do something VERY similar to this, and aren't being ironic.
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>>13266666
fuck your post numbah
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>>13266666
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>>13266688

God, how boring.
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>>13266720
>>>/s4s/
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>>13266631
I think the book said that Celestia basically took her into her family

so Cadence was sort of assimilated into her linage
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>>13266690
I know the artistan who made my table smokes a lot of hashish. He's a cool dude, I suppose that if I really wanted I could ask him some.
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>>13266666
omfg post numbers
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>>13266688
>tfw barefooter
thick
leathery
soles
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>>13266714
>>13266720
>>13266752
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>>13266752
>>13266720
>>13266714
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/out/
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>>13266757
Bilbo pls
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>>13266741

So lemme get this straight

>Princess
>Celestia's "neice"
>Not actually related, just adopted
>wears fancier dresses than Celestia and Luna
>Has her own kingdom
>Is the lynchpin of every story involving her, while simultaneously doing absolutely nothing to advance the story
>entirely reactive character who does nothing, and just sits back as things happen to her.
>Still manages to save the day right at the end

This... this makes me extremely angry.
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>>13266781
try again
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>>13266688

>not liking when soles wrinkle
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What's the most brony thing you have seen in public /co/
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>>13266801
shhh. Shhh. Just relax anon.
Don't think too hard about it.
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>>13266801
Welcome to royalty: do anything to preserve power.
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>>13266339
>>13266343
wish i could find it.
i didn't save anything about it and google is having no luck on finding the tumblr blog.
for all i know it was probably deleted
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>>13266801
Stop it
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>>13266813
This
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>>13266813
I've never seen a brony IRL in my whole life, thank takgnol.
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>>13266801
In a better world she'd be the princess who dies in childbirth or "saving the kingdom" to be remembered in the abstract, replaced by more pragmatic heads of state

Shining Armor turns out to be an okay statecrafter, but nothing like the minister he selects to handle day to day operations
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>>13266813
I love Derpy graffiti
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>>13266813
A dude wearing a fedora covered in MLP pins
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>>13266813
Saw to guys say 'brohoof' and then fistbump yesterday. Lots of gijinka ponies here too, but I'm not sure that's as bad.
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>>13266600
>you'll never sit with human-Lyra, her head resting on your shoulder and her hand in yours, your fingers entwined
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>>13266813
I've seen someone in one of those tacky Brony shirts at a metal festival last year. Not much beyond that.
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>>13266813
a fedora fat ass wearing a rainbow dash shirt
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>>13266865

>human Lyra
>not having her laying across your lap while you rub her tummy
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>>13266813
fucked a horse
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>>13266801
Pretty much

It's either that, or Cadence's Lineage goes back to the same Crystal Empire she now rules(which allegedly is the pony homeland because it's frozen in what appears to be a eternal winter like in the story), hence she is a seperate Noble Royal family that was assimilated by a larger, ruling royal family.
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>>13266813
>/co/
there is that word again
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>>13266833
yeah, that's mostly what I say.
>there's a tire in the ground! let's think about how humans were there before!
or
>celestia isn't a god!
>the main 6 's ages are...
>why is it that...
IT'S
A
CARTOON
SHOW
FOR
LITTLE
GIRLS.
There's no real explanation for 99% of what you fuckers try to "understand". Just say whatever you want, say that humasn are in equestria but they're invisible, I don't care. it's your goddamn imagination.
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>>13266813
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>>13266801
Well who else is gonna fucking rule the crystal empire
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>>13266813
Bronycon

I had to sit in a room of 100+ neckbreads, and listen to people talk about writing some of the sickest shit I ever heard. It was a horrible mistake all around
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>>13266924
...wow.
And that girl is totally groping her ass.
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>>13266886
>not having her rest her head in your lap while you run your fingers through her hair
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>>13266941
>I had to sit in a room of 100+ neckbreads, and listen to people talk about writing some of the sickest shit I ever heard

so,mlpg?
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>>13266931
the crystal ponies

not that it really matters, the whole thing is shit.
>girls like sparkly shit right?
>i got an idea, lets make crystal ponies, that will get the goyim's girls to buy our overpriced plastic
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>>13266950
I'm gonna grope your ass, fagit.
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>>13266924
Ugly tattoos
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>>13266950
You bet your ass
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>>13266959
no,that's what human females are good for.
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>>13266924
I'm finding it difficult to give a fuck one way or the other.
At least she's not wearing some glaringly obvious pony apparel.
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>>13266966
>no principality
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>>13266972
2lewd4me
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>>13266963
It's one thing to be on mlpg, it's another to be face to face with someone boasting about their AJxDash rape/bsmd/scat fic that is 100,000 words long.

What happened to talking about the show and enjoying the show for being a good well made cartoon?
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>>13266941
the only writer i want to talk to is price.
meghan/larson/merriweather
are all worthless hacks
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>>13266963

MLPG is too self-aware to have neckbeards
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>>13266941
LMJ's grimderp panel?
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>>13266983
I was honestly just using it as an excuse to post that picture, noticed it as i was scrolling through my facebook newsfeed
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>>13267009
I met a guy irl who said that my little dashie was a good fanfic
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>>13267022
I have a neckbeard right now, does that count?
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HOLYSHIT that latest ep of SnK
holy shit.
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>>13266813
funfact
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>>13266924
>whore
>likes rarity
the usual.
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>>13267015
>Larson
>worthless hack
nigga i will cut you
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>>13267039

At least you know about it
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>>13267048
What's SnK?
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>>13266990
>implying crystal constructs have a prince
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>>13267057
he is as worthless as the rest. he allows the faggots to run around so he is just as bad as them.
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>>13267064
Snicks n' KitKats
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>>13267064
sonic & knuckles
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>>13267064
Sink without an I.
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>>13267064
sonic 'n' knuckles
snowboarding niggers kickboxing
who knows
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>>13267079

I think what I dislike most about him is his fucking snarky attitude on twitter. Twilycorn is shit, you can joke about it all you want but that wont change a thing, Larson.
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>>13267064
synthetic n' kinetic
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>>13267038
I've met a lot of people like that. Online.
It's sad,really.
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>>13267079
By that logic Price is the same shit. Hell, he said at a panel that basically you're not allowed to say anything negative about Hasbro, because they fund FiM.
>>
http://derpibooru.org/416501
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>>13267079
>he allows the faggots to run around
all he is is a writer, and one of the best ones on the show at that. He doesn't have a say in who they hire to write other episodes
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>>13267064
Shock'n'Kock
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>>13267125
stop
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>>13267064
sick 'n' kinky
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>>13267125
I am now masturbating furiously.
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>check fimfiction every 2 months or so because why not
>two notifications
people keep reading my shit after two years.
It's a good feel.
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>>13267107
>Twilycorn is shit
actually it still remains to be seen what positive or negative effects twilycorn will have on the show
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>>13267107
Twilycorn wasn't his decision. Meghan told her to write it in a 22 minute episode, he did what he could with it, and beyond that he doesn't care all that much, so what can he do with hundreds of angry bronies constantly tweeting him that they're angry about it? Make a couple of jokes, that's all. I don't think he ever said that it was a brilliant thing.
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>>13267066

Do you even watch the show?
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>>13267125
give me a forcefully crossdressed snips, without trixie and snails and with an embarrassingly thick cock and we have a deal
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>>13267125
That is so terrible
I can't even begin
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>>13267155
that's a cute and lewd derpy! Good goyim!
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>>13267125
>trixie's face
ugh
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>>13267178
he's not a crystal
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>>13267179
I want to fuck her senselessly.
What else?
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>>13267179
that's not how fat works
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>>13267178
But he's not in charge. He's the Prince Philip to Queen Elizabeth.
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>>13267107
>twilycorn is shit
We actually haven't seen a single episode with her yet.
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>>13266813
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>>13267179
nice skin
nice nip-slips
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>>13267155
> This is the most arousing thing he's ever seen
> Unfortunately he's also married
> And they have never met before
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>>13267022
Rei definitely has a neckbeard
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>>13267215
>how do you know if shit tastes bad? you haven't even tried it yet!
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>>13267179

I like what I'm looking at, but I don't like the lifetime of health issues and difficulty that follows
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>>13267219
>>13267219
>that pose
ugh
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>>13267215
there was the canon movie.
that is all you need

and it is a shit choice no matter how you slice it.
quit defending shit dipshit
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>>13267161
Pls.
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>>13267213
>>13267199

What now brahs?
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>>13267179
>think
That's a good one.
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>>13267242
>there was the canon movie.
Yeah, and the start where we had Twilycorn was pretty enjoyable.
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>>13267179
>fast eyed faggots

that doesn't even mean anything you retard
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>>13267242
You mean the movie where the only scenes in which she was were pretty good?
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>>13267252
No crown = no power. That's how it works in Equestria.
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>>13267179
I want to stuff her with another anon and fuck her senselessly while the anon struggles inside
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>>13267242
What i remember of Twilycorn in the movie was fucking adorable. If we get more of that then i would be pleased.
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>>13267252
shitty ending.
just like every other ending they fucking come up with.
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>>13267221
I uh
what?
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>>13267215
There are some safe assumptions to be made about it that all either lead to a) Twilycorn was completely useless and pointless or b) Twilycorn fucked up Twilight's character / the show's balance. We had this discussion many many times.
>>
what the fuck why is my captcha made of images
help
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>>13267245
how's being productive going?
any tips on how to avoid this place as much as possible
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>>13267179
what is the source of this picture? i think i know this girl...
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>>13267277
unf
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>>13267238
It depends on the level of obesity, and there's been some controversy over the level of correlation between certain disease and obesity

Basically medical transcriptionists have been told to use "obese" or "overweight' metrics in anyone seeking medical treatment, including emergency ER visits

Needless to say this jacks up the rate of "obesity CAUSES diabetes comas and increases your risk of MRSA!"

Never you mind that they're seeing high-risk patients that are also fat, not that all fat people actually categorically share the same risk factors

Though it might be elevated it's not quite the "You'll get pregnant and die" model either
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>>13267252
wait...if spike is made of crystals...
does that mean he can eat himself?
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>>13267313
GEMS ARE NOT CRYSTALS
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>>13267305
>any tips on how to avoid this place as much as possible
don't ask him
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>>13267290
>We had this discussion many many times.
and those assumptions were found to be pretty baseless, yes i remember.
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>>13267322
same shit, they're shiny rocks.
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>>13267322
yes they are
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>>13266813
I saw someone dressed in a Vinyl Scratch fursuit. Shit was kinda scary
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>>13267345
NO THEY AREN'T
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>>13267311

I just like my girls in real-life to be able to at least run a mile without being dead afterwards.
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>>13267360
yes they are
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>>13267355
Did you fuck it?
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>>13267179
I wonder if it's a boy or a girl
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>>13267313

What if Spike ate a crystal pony?
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>tfw Changelings would be great actors
>tfw they'd be able to feed themselves
>tfw they will never use this idea

Why is reality so cruel?

also, requests, etc etc
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>>13267362
Yeah, I guess that's fair enough

It's harder to find a woman overweight who doesn't get winded running, though I've dated one or two and it's glorious
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>>13267360
yah-huh
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>>13267374
This weird feeder fetish picture has just become my fetish fuel of choice.

Thank you, Anon
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>>13267373
I tried to avoid all eye contact. Which was difficult as its eyes were huge
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>>13267362
I've seen skinny girls who aren't very fit and can't run a while without being worn out
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PONE EXPLODED
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>>13267375
it already happened
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>>13267245
SB

Trixie using the alicorn amulet to fuse snips and snails' big dongs when
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>>13267377
DRAW A CHANGELING IN A PRETTY DRESS
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>>13267305
>how's being productive going?

They had a short life drawing session at DurgenCan yesterday. I only had my tiny pocket sketchbook but I did some okay stuff I should probably scan.

Also:
>>13267326
Yeah, that.
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>>13267377
Shady Daze reveals himself to be a changeling. Because he's also the same voice as the nerd stallion.
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>>13267380

God damn, that sounds like a dream.

I didn't know fat girls who could also do athletic things existed.
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>>13267390
you didn't answer my question
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>>13267391

So?
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>>13267309
AmateurArt
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>>13267380
are you the same guy that sucked his ex gf's tits while she was leaking and it had a weird taste when she took her iron pills
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>>13267396
Call the National Guard and say you need a CBRN unit.
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>>13267311
Even if it had no effect on the organs which it most likely has, it will definitely fuck up your joints.
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>>13267437
That was my third ex.
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>>13267435
>AmateurArt
>AA
It all makes sense now.
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>>13267413
outer appearance isn't always a reflection of one's health, there's big dudes who are pretty healthy
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>>13267456
man you're awesome. Keep being awesome.
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>>13267410
OK, hope you had fun.
Maybe I should just designate one day a week for MLPG. I'll see how long I'll last.
Good luck with stuff I guess
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>>13267425
Why would he avoid eye contact if he didn't fuck it?
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>>13267375
Teen Spike on crystal rarity vore when
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>>13267473

Of course it isn't /always/, but 99% of the time it's a very good indicator.
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>>13267410
>DragonCon
Do anything cool there? I meet Andy Price and got him to sign my comic.
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>>13267433
I'm just saying it's not always about weight
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>>13267483
maybe he's one of those weirdos who fucks people while giving eye contact
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>>13267488
99% is too high of a percentage I would say
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>>13267377
>Implying ponies would ever let them into the industry
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>>13267510

I wouldn't say it's too high.

You'd be really hard pressed to find an overweight person that can perform and isn't in the NFL.
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>>13267538
>implying they'd now
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>>13267489
I didn't bring any comics. I'll get another chance though.

Peter S. Beagle was doing a commentary screening of The Last Unicorn but he didn't speak the entire time. They just paused it a few times and he'd speak for 2-3 minutes and resume.

Next year I'll go all three days.
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>>13267543
Define "overweight"
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>>13267454
Sure, but again weight distribution and the level of obesity determine exactly how much load is put on knees and other joints. If you're REALLY fattin' around you're putting yourself in risk categories consummate with 65+-year-olds.

> which it likely has
The one organ that obesity - especially severe obesity - is shown to impact is the liver. There are entire adipose cycles which go out of whack when there's an excess and you can basically get literal fatty liver syndrome.

Granted it's possible for someone in the 'healthy' BMI range to get the same, but anything north of 28 can be a risk factor

As for everything else, well, there's some speculation that the heart and cardiovascular system get direct chemical signals from fat which can contribute to hypertension, so it's not even weight that leads to elevated blood pressure, it's the amount of fat. Skinnyfat people are as much at risk as people who appear fat but may have average to better-than-average muscle mass.
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>>13267561
Its 4 days.
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>>13267567

I mean obese
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>>13267543
I dunno, I know some lardasses down in the warehouse at work who lift boxes and shift things all day and don't even get winded
AT ALL
It's crazy
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>>13265597
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>>13267587
Is it? I only saw Friday/Saturday/Sunday on the schedule.
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>>13267400
finally found a fucking image for this post

christ my image folder is a mess it's not even the specific image i'm lookign for but its close enough to get the implication job done
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>>13267600
Your muscles and bones get strong from hauling fat all day every day. It's like when Goku trained under 100x gravity
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>check email after months
>don't expect anything
>four emails, all from a friend of mine, the oldest one dating last month and the newest five days ago

I can make friends but I'll be a well-fucked man if I can keep them.
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what the fuck is cut a rug
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>>13267618
Monday too, I think.
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>>13267596
Well, if you go by BMI, pretty much every powerlifter is obese
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>>13267632
pubic hair fetish
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>>13267600
And then there's the huge guy I work with who starts wheezing after a few seconds of walking.
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>>13267632
To "cut a rug" is to dance, Anon. It's a colloquialism.
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>>13267632
Dancing
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>>13267653
that's because bmi is shit
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>>13267659
You work with LMJ?
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>>13267653

Powerlifters have a history of dying early due to enlarged hearts and heart attacks, too.

Being strong doesn't make you fit.
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>>13267653
That's because BMI is a shitty way to measure someones weight, bodyfat would be way better.
I have to cringe every single time I see a medical publication that mentions the BMI.
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>tfw you realise almost all the villains in the series are black
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>>13267682
Nah, I'm in tech support, not the pretending to hike club.
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>>13267632
it's a fetish. You open the bush of your partner with a razorblade and feast on its blood.
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>>13267620
Aaaand then I find the actual image I wanted

whatever
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>>13267635
That would be murder. The worst part of yesterday was having to go from one hotel through 2-3 others because all the shit we wanted to see was scattered around.

And people to stop to have a conversation in a crowded hallway should be shot.
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>>13267722
I never thought I could vomit that quickly from such a simple sentence
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>>13267682
>the day nature failed
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>>13267632
Well, the memories are blurred and the faces obscured but I still know the words to this song!
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>>13267713
>tfw when some people think discord was a villian
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>>13267713
Black is scary
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>>13267756
it's also sexy
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>>13267737
thanks!
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>>13267713
She's a very loveable villain though
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>Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Anonymous? This is the other place!!
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>>13267752
What is he then?
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>>13267715
Do you work in a call center
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>>13267776
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>>13267779
an antagonist?
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>>13267765
Yes, the villains are.
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>>13267709
>>13267666

BMI isn't completely shit, powerlifters are terrible examples of health
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>>13267802
>BMI isn't completely shit
It pretty much is though.
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>>13267802
I'm around 12% body fat and overweight according to my BMI. It's a shitty measurement.
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>>13267765
Mlpg, why do I dream of very forward chocolate girls?
I dont' want to wake up
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>>13267735
Or in the dealer hall, when they want to look at a booth but seem to think if they get within two get they have to buy something, so they stand smack in the middle of the fucking lane and make the 405 west at 6 am look like a sprinting competition.
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>>13267776
4chan?
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>>13267813
>>13267820

it makes sense in more cases than it doesn't
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>>13267802
BMI might be useful for the average person who just quickly wants a rough assessment, using it in a scientific publication simply shows that you are a complete and utter hack
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>>13267799
why are they so perfect?
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>>13267813
Great argument.
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>>13267802
it basically is though
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>>13267779
A force of nature
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>>13267830
>African
>Exact same nose type
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>>13267782
That's lolip. Right now I'm upgrading comps to windows 7 at an Amtrak station.
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>>13267776
>>13267806
This will teach me for naming my file something other than that.
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>>13267779
He was just the element of disorder.
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>>13267863
>japs in charge of knowing anatomy
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>>13267830
Is "Red Earth" even a real thing?
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Is that same-size vore fetishist from yesterday around?

I did a thing
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>>13267863
That's always what makes me laugh when I stumble across those "diversity" pictures a lot of artists draw. Most of the time it's simply Caucasian people with a darker skin color
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>>13267903
no but post it anyway
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>>13267863
>Anime
>Different faces
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>>13267903

>vore
>same size vore

i don't like thing
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>>13267773
Where's the "but I'm the night..." pic
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>>13267894
>Element

Embodiment.
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>>13267830
Were you an Outlaw Star fan?
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>>13267900
Yes. They mean Southwestern North American First Nations women.
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>>13267900
Well, fake tans can turn people orange, so maybe?
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>>13267900
No idea,really. Probably.
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>>13267903
please share

please
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>>13267928
a what now?
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>>13267478
>awesome
But Anon
SHE was awesome, also fucking crazy
I was just a schlep who got most of his fetishes indulged simultaneously
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>>13267912
>>13267954
okay: http://pastebin.com/prUyySqN
Should I keep going or is it good as is?

>>13267920
Me either
it's also got some lactation if you're in to that sort of thing
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>>13267903
I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD
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>>13267967
you had 3 girlfriends, At least.
This makes you awesome.
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>>13267984

I do really like lactation

go for it
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>>13267990
oh dear.
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>not lactation induced transformation
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>>13267984
>button mash
this had better be good, you are treading on thin ice
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>>13267997
Nnnnnot really
The first one was technically statutory in Illinois, though high school is a place where no one seems to care
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>>13267990
so soon?
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>>13267830
Do you dream of very forward chocolate amazon goddess princesses?
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>>13268030
well you had at least two
that's more sex than I ever had.
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>>13265371
>>13265371
>>13265371>>13265371>>13265371
>>13265371
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>>13268060
Anon, I've had three, I'm just saying I wouldn't call it "awesome" starting out dating a 14-year-old as a 17-year-old
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>>13268046
That's kawaii as heck
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>>13268074
It really is
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>>13268052
>>13268052
Is that girl brown? I cant tell
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>>13268052
I wish.
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>>13268072
That's exactly 3 more girlfriends than most people here had, think about it from that perspective.
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>>13268072
Er, sorry, I guess I'm up to five, but I've had "at least" the three
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>>13268028
it's mostly about milf pony

speaking of, does she have an actual name?

>>13268012
alright, hold on a bit

>>13268025
that's a great idea but I don't know if I can work it in at this point
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like my little pony.

You: >bandwagoning

You: >2013

Stranger: What?

Stranger: Is that like a convention or something?

You: hm?

You: oh dear.

Stranger: I know what Bandwagoning is, but then you added 2013

You: No, I mean you started liking mulp when everyone else did.

You: you're not like us, the firstborns.

Stranger: Well, I got into it during the early days since my sister was watching it and I had to babysit

Stranger: I didn't even think it was popular, just thought it was a good show

You: ...

You: you may pass.
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>>13268101
I guess that's true, and that's exactly what I get for dating someone before knowing their birth date and year
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>>13268101
anon, 3 times 0 is still 0.
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>>13268087
She will be
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>>13268108
write another story for it
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>>13268110
Stop being such a tremendous faggot
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>>13267984
>no mouth play
What a missed opportunity

I'll give it a chance
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>>13268101
Well yeah because most of us aren't gay
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>>13268110
>things that never happaned
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>>13268072
>I wouldn't call it "awesome" starting out dating a 14-year-old as a 17-year-old

No? I tried with a 14 year old a couple months ago and I'm 20.
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>>13268128
that's why he said "more" instead of "times"
3 + 0 = 3
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>>13268110
you're an idiot
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>>13268128
Not 3 times more, 3 more. 3 girlfriends more. 0 + 3 = 3
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>>13268087
She's the night princess. Probably not.
However, Celestia is usually a fair shade of tan.
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>>13268108
>speaking of, does she have an actual name?
The credits to Button's adventures only currently list her as "button's mom"
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>>13268152
... Huh. How did that work out?
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