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So if she's best filly, where does that put Silver Spoon?

>DT/SS fags

No thanks, I'd rather the homestsuck thread.

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>>13246226
All right, if you insist

>>13246242
What's stopping Applejack from taking a computer literacy course at Ponyville Community College?

>>13246249
BOOTS ON HOOVES

>>13246254

then stay there

gonna ask again because this is a new thread

>>13245844
mind posting the gif of her after she ate twist?

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Best Filly thread?

I am 100% ok with this

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>>13246242
She's secretly the best filly too

Jalm is doing a quest thing.

http://mlpg.co/q/res/476730.html
http://mlpg.co/q/res/476730.html

I WANT TO BE A FEMANON AND BE DOUBLE PENETRATED BY STALLIONS

>>13246226
best teen

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>>13246226
>best filly
im-god damned-pying

>>13244669
And multiple character requests always kill me.

>>13246242
What sort of chart?

>>13246273
It's gone.

Are you ready for hours of the worst fanon MLPG has ever made?

>>13246281
then start drawing and attention whore the thread

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>>13246265
Touch-typing is pretty hard when your hooves have lost most fine sensation from jamming it on others' mouths all the time.

>>13246281

I WANT TO BE A FEMANON AND BE DOUBLE PENETRATED BY ZEBRAS

AND I WANT TO HAVE A BUSH

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>>13244669
>>13246289
Forgot pic.

>>13246301
What kind of reaction is that?

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These two arnt even actually touching ass, I feel cheated

>>13246298

I guess. I have the rare ability to ignore things I don't like.

>>13246301
I bet that's not the image you intended

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>>13246257

god that's cute

I always wanted to see rarity in a hard hat and at an open pit mine directing the human miners as to wear to send their machines.

I think Rarity got her talent wrong, She was never a fashion designer, that was just a hobby that she's managed to do really well in turning it into a business.

But her true talent is quite obviously geology specifically Prospecting.

>>13246316
I'm ... actually not certain.

>>13246323
I don't have the slightest fucking clue whose image that is, because I didn't even click 'choose file'.

>>13246298
we started the shit knows as bat ponies and fluffy ponies

we can't possibly get any worse

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DT thread? Whoohoohoo hoo! Have I got some ideas this time!

>>13246318

Why are a bunch of upperclassmen just watching them touch buns

it's a dance

>>13246334
that's not a pony

>>13246304

That would also be acceptable.

>>13246315
oh god my heart

you made me a very happy man tonight

So, how about that episode where Rarity gets infected by X?

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>>13246334

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>>13246320
It's still awful.

We should talk about the best filly instead, before ross shows up with his fatfag gang.

>>13246333
those never existed.

>>13246334
vore with her when?

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>>13246330
I rather like the idea that their cutiemarks don't specifically force them into that area

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>>13246337
Because they understand the weight of such a sin, that is why they are watching

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here are the requests

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>>13246356

>Best filly
>Sweaty Balls

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>>13246334

notmyfetish.png

>>13246330
She specializes in finding the beauty in things

>>13246337
They're hanging out with the seniors thinking that they're cool and popular.

but really the seniors are just laughing at how ridiculous stupid these two freshman are. The boys are probably popping boners though. then again it is a high school dance so they probably would of had some anyways.

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>>13246362

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We WUB WUB now?

>>13246373
She's the best filly

>>13246369
Is she ... combing her bush?

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>>13246383
I don't like what you're implying
Rarity has a perfect diet

why is it always obese and gay with you fags

try out some new fetishes for once

>>13246330
cutie marks are vague bullshit

like the structure of your brain

>see anon, this scan says that you could be good at a lot of things
>just not art
>the parts of your brain required for being good at art are missing entirely. we're not sure how you learned to write.
>want to get the MRI results tattooed on your ass anyways?

Pony believes in you and says you can do it if you just keep trying.

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>>13246390

>>13246369

Thanks dude

>>13246362
but she's wasting her talent.

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>>13245814
>It was just a few weeks in! Doesn't even count as abortion!

They should do their best to steer clear of the Disney route with Flash Sentry.

>>13246407

I never fetishize obesity, and I hardly ever talk about gay smut with all of these anal sluts around

>>13246416
pony doesn't understand
the problem is I don't know what I want to do

>>13246407
gay isn't even a fetish

>>13246417
> she uses an Ohmibod at school
> To be fair she only turns it on during particularly boring classes

>>13246416
she's right

maybe this time I can pull the trigger

WHAT IF WE TOOK FIMCHAN AND PUSHED IT INTO THE SUB?

>>13246433

but you know what you'd rather do

and that's a start

>>13246404
i guess, it looks weird though and i want to retry it

>>13246419
you're welcome

>>13246334
I lost track, in your universe, which personhorses have the fat fetish for her again?

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>>13246416
> trying

>>13246369
Coolio you're a cool dude Dotkwoolio

>>13246416
That's why she's my waifu.

>>13246449

they would implode into a fiery pit called ded and less ded ohgodwhatamidoingwithmylife

>>13246454
but I can't make a career out of sitting home alone and masturbating

>>13246416
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4yd2W50No

>>13246420
And what if you have a talent for sucking dicks, anon? Being good at something doesn't necessarily mean you want to do it.
I wish I had that oglaf strip right now

>>13246489

you're just not thinking creatively

I would like to see something like this but with ponies
http://i.imgur.com/jhZGNGw.jpg

>>13246491
except he ended up loving sucking dick

>>13246491
>tfw I'm pretty sure I'd be great at giving head if I had someone who would let me practice

>>13246411
>>13246491
I just want more ponies in laboratory or industrial settings. Twilights treehouse (sometimes) and the rainbow factory can only do so much.

Ponies with industrial equipment and massive trucks... that is what i desire.

>>13246491
Also the difference is that rarities magic is specifically directed towards prospecting and finding gems. She doesn't have dick sucking magic. and the magic she uses in her shop is nothing different from any other unicorn magic used to pick up objects.

>>13246421
>us

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>>13246330
>>13246420
Even if it only started out as a hobby, she IS a fashion designer now. Can't deny that shit, mang.

Not to mention cutie marks are vague bullshit: Cheerilee's is "helping young minds grow (like flowers!)" for fuck's sakes

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>>13246507
>being creative

>tfw no writefags

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>>13246510

i've tried so hard to stop fapping to girly furs

i'm relapsing

someone help

>>13246540
A shame

do you have something in mind?

>>13246507
well yeah
if I could think creatively I wouldn't be in this situation

>>13246434
Sergalsexual isn't a fetish

>>13246540
>pony likes pony
>pony ponys pony
>the end

>>13246510
>but with ponies
You stupid worthless piece of ungrateful eye-irritating festering shit.

>>13246540
That's something of a mixed blessing.

>>13246538

>that video

Ugh, I'm still trying to cleanse it from my brain.

>>13246564
shining armor pls

>>13246553
Not really. Just lamenting the factt hat we've pushed all of them away and hate us.

>>13246528
I like the sound of more lab ponies myself, to be honest. Industrial ponies sound cute as well: did you like the ones in MMDW?

Anyway, just because it would be awesome to have more qt pone hard-hats, doesn't mean you can retroactively decide Rarity doesn't have fashion chops.

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>>13246528
It was more me trying to be funny in referencing this which I found.
Rarity is a slut jokes coincidentally coincided

>>13246549
give in

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>>13246421
>This is a wonderful moment to discuss the implications of the Darklantern's sex dungeon, and how half the mares in there have been first in bed with Face, Nature's blessed.

>>13246564
I didn't say anything about sergals

>>13246557

you could always live off of social security and sperm bank donations

>>13246532
No I think ponies just bullshit when their special talents don't fit into their own views of who they should be. Cherilee probably invented a sentient breed of daisy's that freaks her right the fuck out.

It's gotten to a point where I can't tell when to stop jerking off when edging

I feel like I'm getting close, then it just happens

>>13246581

No, I'm past the urges now

Almost looked up Marty on e621 though. That would've been the end.

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>>13246265
Time, money, the fact that she's already fairly literate thanks to Twilight's insistence when she arrived in Ponyville.

>>13246295
Land yields and such, information Applejack already has access to, just uncollated. Twilight's doing some comparative studies at Applejack's request, so AJ feels obliged to do what she can. Kind of boring, though. Apple Bloom's been by the room a few times to see her batting absently at the apple-bobble.

>>13246589
Check your privilege. Just because you don't know you're oppressing me doesn't mean you aren't.

>tfw your little brother gets more action than you. Especially from those twins down the street

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>>13246598
For me it's gotten to the point to where I'd rather tease and edge than cum.

I end up just giving in after a few hours because I worry about how healthy it is, and even during the mind-melting orgasms that make my muscles lock up and convulse violently, all I can think about is edging some more.

>>13246582
Stop quoting the aspies christ

>>13246598
This is going to be a little counter-intutitive, but maybe do it in waves - keep it just about the same pace and then do it a bit harder. If you feel yourself getting closer, you're close in general.

Then switch it up, get the palm involved, "fold" your hand over it, roll your foreskin (or sheath) over it, edge a little deeper and harder

I do however question how pony-related this is

>>13246549
Why fight it?
http://i.imgur.com/FmzCaDR.jpg

>>13246540
and why is that bad? they're mostly shit anyways
no one actually considers them contributors

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>foot fetish ad on the sub

>>13246590
>sperm bank donations
>2short
>jewish
>no 4 year degree

Those are eugenics projects for the rich.

>>13246638
>Land yields and such, information Applejack already has access to, just uncollated. Twilight's doing some comparative studies at Applejack's request, so AJ feels obliged to do what she can. Kind of boring, though. Apple Bloom's been by the room a few times to see her batting absently at the apple-bobble.
Spreadsheets and stuff?

neat.

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>>13246661

isn't it great

>>13246645
thunderlane please

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>>13246577
I should use this opportunity to post hazmat ponies. Shame on me.
>>13246595
Occam's razor, man. Is it more likely Cheerilee is YET ANOTHER Ponyville gardener at heart, or that cutie marks are very lax when specifying talents?

I prefer the latter, of course, but since this IS a matter of headcanon it really is all down to plausible deniablity. It's a fun idea to play around with, to be honest.

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>>13246658
> no one actually x
> GUARANTEED REPLIES

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>>13246643

*reblogs*

>>13246653
you couldn't really edge a pony because their shaft isn't sensitive and pressure on the head causes them to cum extremely quickly

>>13246665

social security, then.

hell, if you're not afraid of a little commitment, the National Guard will pay you monthly to sit on your ass after you complete BCT and AIT

>>13246680
I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with my daughter dressed like this.

>>13246680
It's the >fanfiction hateanon

stop replying

Guys how do I stop ponying? I just want it to end.

>>13246421
>>13246582
The the sub the new Sentinal?

>>13246657

good thing the head of that horsecock is deformed

or I'd be in some deep water

>>13246688
But what if you moderated the pressure and instead lovingly sucked and kissed the tip until it just erupted hot and salty against your face?

>>13246672
>feet
>ponies

No, no it isn't.

>>13246692
It's possible it's very, very difficult for her to wear anything but very short shorts or full skirts because of how her hips move

>>13246687
*reblogs your reblog*
*rakes in the notes*

>>13246709

Humanized ponies are a big part of the fandom whether you like it or not

even moreso with EqG

>>13246701
>being able to escape the ride
>ever

>>13246672
>ponies
>feet

Ew, furfag

>>13246730
>humanized ponies

That is like beyond furfag

Yiff in the inner circles of hell

I just read a fapfic of Rarity having sex with Harry

Ask me anything

>>13246638
I just noticed that he's straight just hanging onto the ropes
And those are the only things attaching to pullers to the carriage
That carriage is moving entirely by ass friction

>>13246721

*starts crusade to take down your blog using /mlp/ and carefully planned drama*

>>13246702
>Sentinal
MOTHERFUCK FUCK SHIT ASSNIGGER YOU PIECE OF AUTISTIC NEW FAGGING FUCK ASS USELESS WHOREGINA GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE YOU HOMOGAY

>>13246702

what

>>13246747

Do you believe in the Bible?

WHICH PONY WOULD BE your niggaest nigga

>>13246693
it's the truth bruv.
smutanon gets away with it since he's doing celestia quest. but other than that, no one cares about fanfiction in mlpg anymore.

>>13246758
No

>>13246747
harry who

>>13246747
do you mean the bear?

>>13246579
Oh i got the reference, I love Oglaf. and that specific comic is rather good..
>>13246577
I never meant to say that they're wasting rarity or that rarity isn't great as a fashion designer, is just in the magical mystery cure twilight makes a big deal about how ponies never getting their destiny, And i have to wonder if rarities fashion design is just only partially filling a void that her true destiny would have flooded.

But really it was all about seeing rarity in a hard hat again (without butterfly wings)

Either industrial/science ponies

Or Industrial AGE ponies (i.e. ponies in 1800's style military uniforms, more telegram ponies, semaphore ponies, scientific revolution ponies, french revolution ponies.)

>>13246747

What did she say as she came?

>>13246770
Does the Bible believe in you?

>>13246762
ponyponyponyponypony MOTHERFUCKER

>>13246762
You

>>13246770

Would you Harry?

>>13246461

Scootaloo. But she also likes Sweetie Belle, and Sweetie Belle loathes Diamond Tiara, so it's tough. Funny, but tough. Diamond secretly likes Scootaloo for her body, being all fit and stuff, but she usually rebukes her with a hard slap. Silver Spoon and Apple Bloom seem indifferent, if not exhausted from the whole rich girls vs CMC ordeal.

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What move would you make?

>>13246772
Harry is Fluttershy's bear

>>13246773
Yes

>>13246777
"Fuck off BCS"

>>13246794
No

>>13246776
Ever thought about writing or drawing something with public works ponies? SOMEONE has to be staffing that electric dam and keeping the grid working.

>>13246719
>take your satyr daughter to Rarity's
>she makes lots of interested noises as she works lots of measuring tapes, pins, and fabric swatches about
>"Daaaaaad"
>Rarity shooes you out, a LADY deserves some privacy

>>13246805
I don't understand what I'm trying to accomplish here, so I would attempt to fly twily off the board

>>13246805
Drop nuke in close proximity to rarity and ponk

>>13246805
Knight to D3

>>13246805
Go fight mecha-rarity

>>13246816

Would you Harry if it meant you could have one lesser superpower?

>>13246805
>Twilycorn

Turn off game
Go do something else

>>13246816
fuck off nbs

>>13246799
Scootaloo on DT vore when? Scootaloo wanting to make her even fatter and DT wanting to claim that body all for her own.

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>>13246730
fanfiction and brony music are a big part of the fandom also whether you like it or not

deal with it you ugly nerd

>>13246835
Is there a list to choose from?

>>13246825
>>>/mlp/satyr

>>13246805

I only know of this game because of that creepypasta

>>13246776
>Or Industrial AGE ponies (i.e. ponies in 1800's style military uniforms, more telegram ponies, semaphore ponies, scientific revolution ponies, french revolution ponies.)
Oh man, I like those, too.
Eh, I'm not much for Destinies I guess, which rubbed me the wrong way on that episode a little. But whatever floats your boat.

>>13246304
HOT ZEBRA CUM

>>13246824
I'm not good at writing. or drawing.
And the last time i drew something anons got mad at me because i wouldn't read loomis (even though i already had) and that i should practice more before posting stuff again.

>>13246281
I want to be the little pony

>>13246870
FIVE HUNDRED MILLILITERS

>>13246816

Well that's an oddly specific thing for her to say as she came.

>>13246866
what creepypasta?

>>13246862

No

just name a superpower you think is pretty weak and I'll tell you if I think it'll fit

>>13246896
http://nesgodzillacreepypasta.blog.com/

>>13246719
>>13246825
> You have to bring her in every year or more to be fitted for extremely specialty ... underthings
> No one in Equestria is used to breasts that high up on the "barrel" as they still refer to your daughter's chest, or fittings dealing with legs that face straight down
> At least Rarity rolls with the punches
> Your daughter's underwear alone literally costs more than most of your own wardrobe
> You nearly fainted the first time Rarity poffered a bill for her school uniform "ensamble"

>>13246879

how does one animal fucking jizz so much

>>13246906
The ability to store and release chemical energy

>>13246816
>tfw BCS will never walk in on you and a bear going at it right as you're ahegao-faceing

>>13246868
I'm just joking about how rarities special talents seem to be unrelated to her special talent.

>>13246861

I don't get your point

probably because there is none, but still

>take your satyr daughter to twilight's
>she shames you for having her
>points out that half her fingers are useless stubs and that most of her wrist bones are fused together
>says that her pony eyes crowded out her human brain and that she'll never be smarter than she is now
>shouts about defiling races and creating suffering
>says something about your waifu being an irresponsible whore
>sends you both off with a tear in her eye and a look of disgust on her face
>two weeks later
>your daughter drops dead
>her freakish pony-human heart failed
>it's okay, it happens to 30% of satyrs
>doctor tells you it's for the best, since the ones that live just end up being given to the diamond dogs as dumb slave labor or gassed by the human authorities
>she died the most peaceful death she had to look forward to

>>13246915

Wait, what sort of underwear cost that much? Are they knit with gold or inlaid with diamonds?

RARARARARARARARARARARARARA

>>13246906
The ability to detect magnetism (detect not control)

So you're like a pigeon.

>>13246926

I don't know, that seems like it can be pretty strong.

name like 5 more and if I don't like them I'll give you one

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>>13246915

>It looks pretty good on her, though.

http://asklemonpuffs.tumblr.com/post/59916291249/oh-gosh-yes-right-there-nnhgg-large-size

>drawing dog sheath on your pony OC

fucken furfags

>>13246941
Rarity doesn't run cheap, support doesn't run cheap, and your daughter is literally the only person in town who needs human bras. It's specialty order, every time, and bespoke.

>>13246906
Prehensile genitalia

>>13246940
>fluffy Anonymous drowns

>>13246855

No vore, sorry.

>>13246966
bras are unreasonably priced as it is

>>13246955
>filename
hue hue hue

>>13246949

that's pretty lesser, but maybe too lesser to balance out the circumstances

>>13246959
you're the one that knows what a dog sheath looks like

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>>13246935
just because something is a huge part of the fandom doesnt mean its good

>>13246915

That's dumb, Rarity wouldn't take advantage of a situation like that. She'd love the opportunity to flex her skills by designing for a different body type, and she'd generously do it for the same price as she'd do for any other pony. Maybe a little extra. She'd never let down someone who needed special clothes just because of how they were born.

>>13246999
that doesnt make it any less stupid

>>13246986
Yes, now imagine you are literally the only thing on the face of the planet who is in the market for it, and the designer needs to treat every year of puberty fresh with no previous experience in the forms or seamwork.

> you will never have to bring your daughter in three times to get it fitted properly
> At least dentistry is pretty straightforward, though you both have to go to the vet to get the magic work done
> but at this point you'd take paying for braces and shopping at Walmart or something

Guys pls, can't we just have some fun?

>>13246959
>caring about Lamar

>>13247009

But I never said it was good, I refuted your
>feet
>ponies

>>13246955
I would that centaur when she's older

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>Is that bleeding thing perfectly normal, Scootaloo?

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>>13247016
This is making me think how she will make a dress for DD's or perhaps that purple fabulous river dragon.

>>13246953
Levitation (not true flight but just levitation)

Translation (the ability to comprehend any communication or written or encoded text)

Prescience (limited to exactly 5 seconds from now, no more, no less)

Heart (the most useless of all powers)

>>13246980
damnit

oh god I need it so bad

>>13247044
satyr. I mean satyr.
I can't believe I mixed that up.

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LK are you here?

Filly RenneQuest when?

>>13246953
Having double strength (anons aren't usually that strong in the first place anyways)
The ability to perceive at a increased rate (but reaction times are unchanged. it does mean reading faster though, and being much better at sports)
The ability to see slightly into the Ultraviolet range like a butterfly (now some flowers that may seem boring to others are actually spectacular to you)
The ability to transfer heat from things you're in contact with (sure you can make something extremely hot, but at the cost of making something else within distance extremely cold) pretty useful but not amazing.
The ability to land lightly. Basically you can fall from any high place and always land safely on your feet. (not a bad skill to have, but doesn't really make you a super hero)

>>13247035
bad teeth are hereditary. is she's young and her teeth has gaps in it, she doesn't need braces, let them grow in a bit more first.

>>13247058
>someone actually wants something from ross
>gets shut down

I feel terrible for you, anon
keep reaching for your weird fetish material

>>13247016
> just the same price
> just a little extra
You'll notice she only does high-end things with high-end materials. Your daughter is a specialty project every time and her prices and designs are on par with super-stars. She might cut you a break in that she'll never just invent a number, but it will never, ever be "affordable" as off-the-rack pony forms. She has certain standards and a certain profit margin, and additional fees for time spent or unusual customers.

She also happens to be the only person who'd be ambitious enough to try, let alone the only one in the area.

It's just unfortunate that unlike a human she can't just fudge figures on Diamond Dog wares.

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>go into a brony artist stream
>with the intention of rusing and trolling by ironically posting memes
>but the artist talking on stream sounds like a nice person

dang now i feel too guilty shitposting at nice people. i was hoping for a LMJ type artist.

>>13247083
Just hold me

I'm actually sad

>>13247049

Change translation to the ability to comprehend any *known* text and you've got yourself a list to choose from

>>13247068

>double strength
too strong

change land lightly to have a substantially lower terminal velocity and you've got yourself a list too

>>13247046
is there the new forced thing?

i am not a fan. i liked the pinkie slap one better.

>>13247092
>person
>>13247096
>with the intention of rusing and trollling by ironically posting memes
what's wrong with you? At least you didn't go through with it

>>13247100
I'm not going to do that, but I can offer you this thing you've probably already seen: http://smarebooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=32

>>13247046
> Scoot's dandruff is so bad she just scratches and scratches and scratches

>>13247107
Double strength is too strong? Its going from lifting 50kg with extreme effort to 100kg with extreme effort.

There's professional weight lifters lift more. its not like you're becoming the strongest person and becoming twice as strong as that.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce7e8e99f42abb5ce33af039ebb5cd7c/tumblr_msfbx8BO1s1rss0c2o1_500.png

MT PLS
IM DIE

>>13247132
It will do

>>13247047
She probably would.
What would she design for a diamond dog bitch?

>>13247137

But you're twice as strong all around, which means with a little bit of weightlifting and martial arts practice you could be a stronger Batman

>>13247143
a scarf, duh

>>13247132
>me as victim
darn

>>13247127
It seems like their language is inclusive of other races when the Equestrians realize "every-PONY" is kind of racist

>>13246805
Isn;t that from

>>13246912
Yup. it is. Great concept, but shit ending. RED creeps me the fuck out everytime though.

>>13247143
>>13247153
I'll get that bitch a scarf
Bitches love scarves

>>13246955
> You will never have to explain to your daughter why she really, really should wear clothes all the time
> Especially when most every Equestrian doesn't see any problem with her being topless

>>13247157
what, you want to eat ponies?

>>13247127
I wonder if a child of a Human would have to code-switch around their parents; i.e. they use "-pony" with their friends and outside the house but have to use "someone," "everyone" and "-person" at home.

>>13247175
I just like being a witness

maybe even a little romp in bed while the victim in side struggles

http://i.imgur.com/nDDV332.png

>pone

Am I supposed to read that like it rhymes with 'bone'?

Or just 'pony'?

i love hiding

>>13247197
I'm ... not used to this thing that I'm seeing

>>13247151
yeah but how many anons would spend time working out instead of hanging out with ponies if giving the chance.

and being strong doesn't make you a good fighter. honestly double strength was one of the worse powers on that list.

>>13247185
Make sure they address you with your favourite gender neutral pronouns too.

>>13247202
pon-e

>>13247185
Why not just use everybody or somebody? Perfectly racially neutral.
The child would be excluded in many things, especially since other children would say "every-pony" and claim that the half-breed is not allowed to play since they aren't a pony.

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>>13247196
oh
weird
this work for you?http://smarebooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11

>>13247185
Eh, I'd imagine the humans would get used to being called pony by that point.

>>13247220

Are you kidding?

That's the difference from being able to throw someone that weighs 150 pounds and being able to throw someone that weighs 300 pounds

you'd be downright deadly with martial arts training

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>>13247247
Fucking Spider dash

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>>13247009
>censoring the name

>>13247239
It will do fine

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>>13247139
i was about to make a joke about rape and beating women but all of a sudden that picture of fluttershy saying its bad appeared in my head.

>>13247197
vomiting_yume_nikki.jpg

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>>13247223
That would be a little cumbersome, but being referred to as "such a stallion" would be ... confusing

>>13247240
Adults may never quite get used to it.

>>13247228
You'll notice that Equestrians almost always use "somepony," "everypony," unless very sharply prompted not to. The kid would probably pick up that as public-sphere language but follow whatever you say at home. It might not be that bad at least in Ponyville, assuming you can even sire children with Equestrians, that is. They might get teased for not being able to buck or fly, or having weird fingers though.

http://e621.net/post/show/371966/braeburn_-mlp-butt-crossdressing-equine-feral-frie
unf

>>13246959
>wanting to fuck ponies
>period

Fucking furfags

>>13247287
> you will never have to explain to co-workers that "he's a stud" means more than "he's manly" on Earth

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>>13247304
crossdressing ponies are 2cute4me

>>13247246
except how far can you throw some one that weights 150 pounds? 1 foot?

and yeah you can be deadly with martial arts training, but you can be deadly with martial arts training without 2x strength. and if some one is a better martial artist they'll still be able to use your strength against you, if anything you'll catch them unawares. And again, for the average person double strength is still less than the strongest humans who spend their entire time training to be strong and good fighters.

double strength also doesn't stop some one with a knife or a gun from fucking you up anyways.

and lastly how many fist fights does the average person ever get into anyways.

>>13247287
I don't think I'd ever have a satyr kid then. I wouldn't want them to go through childhood as a complete outcast like I did.

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hi

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>>13247197

what

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>>13247304

>>13247287
>not just using "everyone" and "someone" for neutraltiy but "pony" and "person" depending on species

He/her isn't hard, so pony/person shouldn't be hard either

>>13247197

What the fuck is that?

>>13247327

I meant throw as in some fancy judo stuff. You'd be able to toss a 300 pound man the same way you'd be able to toss a 150 pound man, with the same amount of effort. That's incredible.

And yes, you can be deadly without 2x strength, but now you're extra deadly.

and why would you want superpowers if not to be a superhero?

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>>13247228
>>13247287
Extrapolating from the show and all the weird magical species and such, I can't really see "satyrs," if they actually came about from humans showing up, being accepted and romanced by ponies, facing any particular special racial prejudices, but it'd still be prime fodder for the bullies. Don't let your kid become a bad bad seed.

>>13247197

Is this some sort of fetish?

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>>13247341
>a completely deformed, useless, mutant outcast that will have great trouble amounting to anything but moving meat

Heretics pls

>>13247304
FUCKING PONUTS

>>13247378
Oh yeah i see now.

again the strength is good, but if you're fighting criminals well if they're going to fight they might just have a knife or gun and no amount of strength will save you there. You might be able to deal with the one meat head who underestimates you. but most others would probably just run away. and you can still be ganged up on by 3 or more.

its not like body builders go out of their way to fight crime with their strength.

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>>13247304
thank you for getting an erection and masturbating to my artwork

>>13247423
Every time I see this, I can't help but think it IS kinda cute.
It's still quite pony, you know? I know I'm not the only one....

>>13247366
Oh, sorry, I thought you meant less abstract terms like "mare" or "stallion."

I think "-person" would be a pretty good default but your child may drop it in public to better fit in.

>>13247341
Maybe not a complete outcast. Everyone goes through teasing.

>>13247411
That sounds about right. Ponies get pretty shocked at first but seemed to adapt well enough to Gilda and other Griffons while Zebras are considered "other" through novelty as much as anything.

If you've been accepted enough to stay in a community and make a family your kid will have something to build on.

>>13247304
>human legs on horse

>>13247445
Imagine how weak its magic must be.

The proctors at the magic academy were wrong, it was just different. Your freaky child grows up to be a master technomancer.

>>13247431

But you can use guns too!

You can probably use them even better, what with your strength helping you control recoil and such.

>>13247440
Looks like a cross dressing man

>>13247440
what
what

>>13247423
mewball what have you done

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It is time.
Tell me your troubles.
Post your secrets.

>>13247440
t-thanks, but it looks masculine

>>13247499
I want to have my girlfriend scream "breed me" as she cums.

>>13247440
This is horrifying.

I don't know if I should congratulate you or run in terror.

>>13247058

Okay okay, how about this. It's a Luna-induced nightmare Scoots has of DT wanting to eat her. Some japanese monster movie type fight ensues when Sweetie Belle comes onto the scene.

The Bulge vs Cuisse Méga, fight a the century!

>>13247304
>>13247197
everyone is quoting it, so might as well so that i can fit in

>>13247310
>fucking ponies during their period
unf