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Best filly thread is go!

Lame fillies: >>13238169
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So if she's best filly, where does that put Silver Spoon?
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>DT/SS fags

No thanks, I'd rather the homestsuck thread.
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>>13246226
All right, if you insist
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>>13246242
What's stopping Applejack from taking a computer literacy course at Ponyville Community College?
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>>13246249
BOOTS ON HOOVES
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>>13246254

then stay there
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gonna ask again because this is a new thread

>>13245844
mind posting the gif of her after she ate twist?
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Best Filly thread?

I am 100% ok with this
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>>13246242
She's secretly the best filly too
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Jalm is doing a quest thing.

http://mlpg.co/q/res/476730.html
http://mlpg.co/q/res/476730.html
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I WANT TO BE A FEMANON AND BE DOUBLE PENETRATED BY STALLIONS
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>>13246226
best teen
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>>13246226
>best filly
im-god damned-pying
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>>13244669
And multiple character requests always kill me.
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>>13246242
What sort of chart?
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>>13246273
It's gone.

Are you ready for hours of the worst fanon MLPG has ever made?
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>>13246281
then start drawing and attention whore the thread
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>>13246265
Touch-typing is pretty hard when your hooves have lost most fine sensation from jamming it on others' mouths all the time.
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>>13246281

I WANT TO BE A FEMANON AND BE DOUBLE PENETRATED BY ZEBRAS

AND I WANT TO HAVE A BUSH
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>>13244669
>>13246289
Forgot pic.
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>>13246301
What kind of reaction is that?
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These two arnt even actually touching ass, I feel cheated
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>>13246298

I guess. I have the rare ability to ignore things I don't like.
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>>13246301
I bet that's not the image you intended
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>>13246257

god that's cute
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I always wanted to see rarity in a hard hat and at an open pit mine directing the human miners as to wear to send their machines.

I think Rarity got her talent wrong, She was never a fashion designer, that was just a hobby that she's managed to do really well in turning it into a business.

But her true talent is quite obviously geology specifically Prospecting.
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>>13246316
I'm ... actually not certain.

>>13246323
I don't have the slightest fucking clue whose image that is, because I didn't even click 'choose file'.
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>>13246298
we started the shit knows as bat ponies and fluffy ponies

we can't possibly get any worse
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DT thread? Whoohoohoo hoo! Have I got some ideas this time!
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>>13246318

Why are a bunch of upperclassmen just watching them touch buns

it's a dance
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>>13246334
that's not a pony
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>>13246304

That would also be acceptable.
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>>13246315
oh god my heart

you made me a very happy man tonight
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So, how about that episode where Rarity gets infected by X?
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>>13246334
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>>13246320
It's still awful.

We should talk about the best filly instead, before ross shows up with his fatfag gang.

>>13246333
those never existed.
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>>13246334
vore with her when?
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>>13246330
I rather like the idea that their cutiemarks don't specifically force them into that area
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>>13246337
Because they understand the weight of such a sin, that is why they are watching
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here are the requests
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>>13246356

>Best filly
>Sweaty Balls
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>>13246334

notmyfetish.png
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>>13246330
She specializes in finding the beauty in things
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>>13246337
They're hanging out with the seniors thinking that they're cool and popular.

but really the seniors are just laughing at how ridiculous stupid these two freshman are. The boys are probably popping boners though. then again it is a high school dance so they probably would of had some anyways.
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>>13246362
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We WUB WUB now?
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>>13246373
She's the best filly
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>>13246369
Is she ... combing her bush?
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>>13246383
I don't like what you're implying
Rarity has a perfect diet
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why is it always obese and gay with you fags

try out some new fetishes for once
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>>13246330
cutie marks are vague bullshit

like the structure of your brain

>see anon, this scan says that you could be good at a lot of things
>just not art
>the parts of your brain required for being good at art are missing entirely. we're not sure how you learned to write.
>want to get the MRI results tattooed on your ass anyways?
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Pony believes in you and says you can do it if you just keep trying.
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>>13246390
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>>13246369

Thanks dude
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>>13246362
but she's wasting her talent.
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>>13245814
>It was just a few weeks in! Doesn't even count as abortion!
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They should do their best to steer clear of the Disney route with Flash Sentry.
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>>13246407

I never fetishize obesity, and I hardly ever talk about gay smut with all of these anal sluts around
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>>13246416
pony doesn't understand
the problem is I don't know what I want to do
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>>13246407
gay isn't even a fetish
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>>13246417
> she uses an Ohmibod at school
> To be fair she only turns it on during particularly boring classes
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>>13246416
she's right

maybe this time I can pull the trigger
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WHAT IF WE TOOK FIMCHAN AND PUSHED IT INTO THE SUB?
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>>13246433

but you know what you'd rather do

and that's a start
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>>13246404
i guess, it looks weird though and i want to retry it

>>13246419
you're welcome
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>>13246334
I lost track, in your universe, which personhorses have the fat fetish for her again?
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>>13246416
> trying
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>>13246369
Coolio you're a cool dude Dotkwoolio
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>>13246416
That's why she's my waifu.
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>>13246449

they would implode into a fiery pit called ded and less ded ohgodwhatamidoingwithmylife
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>>13246454
but I can't make a career out of sitting home alone and masturbating
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>>13246416
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4yd2W50No
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>>13246420
And what if you have a talent for sucking dicks, anon? Being good at something doesn't necessarily mean you want to do it.
I wish I had that oglaf strip right now
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>>13246489

you're just not thinking creatively
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I would like to see something like this but with ponies
http://i.imgur.com/jhZGNGw.jpg
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>>13246491
except he ended up loving sucking dick
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>>13246491
>tfw I'm pretty sure I'd be great at giving head if I had someone who would let me practice
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>>13246411
>>13246491
I just want more ponies in laboratory or industrial settings. Twilights treehouse (sometimes) and the rainbow factory can only do so much.

Ponies with industrial equipment and massive trucks... that is what i desire.

>>13246491
Also the difference is that rarities magic is specifically directed towards prospecting and finding gems. She doesn't have dick sucking magic. and the magic she uses in her shop is nothing different from any other unicorn magic used to pick up objects.
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>>13246421
>us
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>>13246330
>>13246420
Even if it only started out as a hobby, she IS a fashion designer now. Can't deny that shit, mang.

Not to mention cutie marks are vague bullshit: Cheerilee's is "helping young minds grow (like flowers!)" for fuck's sakes
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>>13246507
>being creative
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>tfw no writefags
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>>13246510

i've tried so hard to stop fapping to girly furs

i'm relapsing

someone help
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>>13246540
A shame

do you have something in mind?
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>>13246507
well yeah
if I could think creatively I wouldn't be in this situation
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>>13246434
Sergalsexual isn't a fetish
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>>13246540
>pony likes pony
>pony ponys pony
>the end
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>>13246510
>but with ponies
You stupid worthless piece of ungrateful eye-irritating festering shit.
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>>13246540
That's something of a mixed blessing.
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>>13246538

>that video

Ugh, I'm still trying to cleanse it from my brain.
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>>13246564
shining armor pls
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>>13246553
Not really. Just lamenting the factt hat we've pushed all of them away and hate us.
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>>13246528
I like the sound of more lab ponies myself, to be honest. Industrial ponies sound cute as well: did you like the ones in MMDW?

Anyway, just because it would be awesome to have more qt pone hard-hats, doesn't mean you can retroactively decide Rarity doesn't have fashion chops.
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>>13246528
It was more me trying to be funny in referencing this which I found.
Rarity is a slut jokes coincidentally coincided
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>>13246549
give in
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>>13246421
>This is a wonderful moment to discuss the implications of the Darklantern's sex dungeon, and how half the mares in there have been first in bed with Face, Nature's blessed.
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>>13246564
I didn't say anything about sergals
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>>13246557

you could always live off of social security and sperm bank donations
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>>13246532
No I think ponies just bullshit when their special talents don't fit into their own views of who they should be. Cherilee probably invented a sentient breed of daisy's that freaks her right the fuck out.
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It's gotten to a point where I can't tell when to stop jerking off when edging

I feel like I'm getting close, then it just happens
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>>13246581

No, I'm past the urges now

Almost looked up Marty on e621 though. That would've been the end.
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>>13246265
Time, money, the fact that she's already fairly literate thanks to Twilight's insistence when she arrived in Ponyville.

>>13246295
Land yields and such, information Applejack already has access to, just uncollated. Twilight's doing some comparative studies at Applejack's request, so AJ feels obliged to do what she can. Kind of boring, though. Apple Bloom's been by the room a few times to see her batting absently at the apple-bobble.
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>>13246589
Check your privilege. Just because you don't know you're oppressing me doesn't mean you aren't.
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>tfw your little brother gets more action than you. Especially from those twins down the street
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>>13246598
For me it's gotten to the point to where I'd rather tease and edge than cum.

I end up just giving in after a few hours because I worry about how healthy it is, and even during the mind-melting orgasms that make my muscles lock up and convulse violently, all I can think about is edging some more.
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>>13246582
Stop quoting the aspies christ
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>>13246598
This is going to be a little counter-intutitive, but maybe do it in waves - keep it just about the same pace and then do it a bit harder. If you feel yourself getting closer, you're close in general.

Then switch it up, get the palm involved, "fold" your hand over it, roll your foreskin (or sheath) over it, edge a little deeper and harder

I do however question how pony-related this is
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>>13246549
Why fight it?
http://i.imgur.com/FmzCaDR.jpg
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>>13246540
and why is that bad? they're mostly shit anyways
no one actually considers them contributors
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>foot fetish ad on the sub
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>>13246590
>sperm bank donations
>2short
>jewish
>no 4 year degree

Those are eugenics projects for the rich.
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>>13246638
>Land yields and such, information Applejack already has access to, just uncollated. Twilight's doing some comparative studies at Applejack's request, so AJ feels obliged to do what she can. Kind of boring, though. Apple Bloom's been by the room a few times to see her batting absently at the apple-bobble.
Spreadsheets and stuff?

neat.
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>>13246661

isn't it great
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>>13246645
thunderlane please
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>>13246577
I should use this opportunity to post hazmat ponies. Shame on me.
>>13246595
Occam's razor, man. Is it more likely Cheerilee is YET ANOTHER Ponyville gardener at heart, or that cutie marks are very lax when specifying talents?

I prefer the latter, of course, but since this IS a matter of headcanon it really is all down to plausible deniablity. It's a fun idea to play around with, to be honest.
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>>13246658
> no one actually x
> GUARANTEED REPLIES
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>>13246643

*reblogs*
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>>13246653
you couldn't really edge a pony because their shaft isn't sensitive and pressure on the head causes them to cum extremely quickly
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>>13246665

social security, then.

hell, if you're not afraid of a little commitment, the National Guard will pay you monthly to sit on your ass after you complete BCT and AIT
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>>13246680
I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with my daughter dressed like this.
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>>13246680
It's the >fanfiction hateanon

stop replying
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Guys how do I stop ponying? I just want it to end.
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>>13246421
>>13246582
The the sub the new Sentinal?
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>>13246657

good thing the head of that horsecock is deformed

or I'd be in some deep water
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>>13246688
But what if you moderated the pressure and instead lovingly sucked and kissed the tip until it just erupted hot and salty against your face?
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>>13246672
>feet
>ponies

No, no it isn't.
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>>13246692
It's possible it's very, very difficult for her to wear anything but very short shorts or full skirts because of how her hips move
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>>13246687
*reblogs your reblog*
*rakes in the notes*
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>>13246709

Humanized ponies are a big part of the fandom whether you like it or not

even moreso with EqG
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>>13246701
>being able to escape the ride
>ever
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>>13246672
>ponies
>feet

Ew, furfag

>>13246730
>humanized ponies

That is like beyond furfag

Yiff in the inner circles of hell
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I just read a fapfic of Rarity having sex with Harry

Ask me anything
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>>13246638
I just noticed that he's straight just hanging onto the ropes
And those are the only things attaching to pullers to the carriage
That carriage is moving entirely by ass friction
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>>13246721

*starts crusade to take down your blog using /mlp/ and carefully planned drama*
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>>13246702
>Sentinal
MOTHERFUCK FUCK SHIT ASSNIGGER YOU PIECE OF AUTISTIC NEW FAGGING FUCK ASS USELESS WHOREGINA GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE YOU HOMOGAY
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>>13246702

what
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>>13246747

Do you believe in the Bible?
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WHICH PONY WOULD BE your niggaest nigga
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>>13246693
it's the truth bruv.
smutanon gets away with it since he's doing celestia quest. but other than that, no one cares about fanfiction in mlpg anymore.
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>>13246758
No
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>>13246747
harry who
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>>13246747
do you mean the bear?
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>>13246579
Oh i got the reference, I love Oglaf. and that specific comic is rather good..
>>13246577
I never meant to say that they're wasting rarity or that rarity isn't great as a fashion designer, is just in the magical mystery cure twilight makes a big deal about how ponies never getting their destiny, And i have to wonder if rarities fashion design is just only partially filling a void that her true destiny would have flooded.

But really it was all about seeing rarity in a hard hat again (without butterfly wings)

Either industrial/science ponies

Or Industrial AGE ponies (i.e. ponies in 1800's style military uniforms, more telegram ponies, semaphore ponies, scientific revolution ponies, french revolution ponies.)
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>>13246747

What did she say as she came?
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>>13246770
Does the Bible believe in you?
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>>13246762
ponyponyponyponypony MOTHERFUCKER
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>>13246762
You
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>>13246770

Would you Harry?
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>>13246461

Scootaloo. But she also likes Sweetie Belle, and Sweetie Belle loathes Diamond Tiara, so it's tough. Funny, but tough. Diamond secretly likes Scootaloo for her body, being all fit and stuff, but she usually rebukes her with a hard slap. Silver Spoon and Apple Bloom seem indifferent, if not exhausted from the whole rich girls vs CMC ordeal.
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What move would you make?
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>>13246772
Harry is Fluttershy's bear

>>13246773
Yes

>>13246777
"Fuck off BCS"

>>13246794
No
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>>13246776
Ever thought about writing or drawing something with public works ponies? SOMEONE has to be staffing that electric dam and keeping the grid working.
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>>13246719
>take your satyr daughter to Rarity's
>she makes lots of interested noises as she works lots of measuring tapes, pins, and fabric swatches about
>"Daaaaaad"
>Rarity shooes you out, a LADY deserves some privacy
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>>13246805
I don't understand what I'm trying to accomplish here, so I would attempt to fly twily off the board
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>>13246805
Drop nuke in close proximity to rarity and ponk
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>>13246805
Knight to D3
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>>13246805
Go fight mecha-rarity
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>>13246816

Would you Harry if it meant you could have one lesser superpower?
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>>13246805
>Twilycorn

Turn off game
Go do something else
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>>13246816
fuck off nbs
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>>13246799
Scootaloo on DT vore when? Scootaloo wanting to make her even fatter and DT wanting to claim that body all for her own.
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>>13246730
fanfiction and brony music are a big part of the fandom also whether you like it or not

deal with it you ugly nerd
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>>13246835
Is there a list to choose from?
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>>13246825
>>>/mlp/satyr
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>>13246805

I only know of this game because of that creepypasta
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>>13246776
>Or Industrial AGE ponies (i.e. ponies in 1800's style military uniforms, more telegram ponies, semaphore ponies, scientific revolution ponies, french revolution ponies.)
Oh man, I like those, too.
Eh, I'm not much for Destinies I guess, which rubbed me the wrong way on that episode a little. But whatever floats your boat.
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>>13246304
HOT ZEBRA CUM
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>>13246824
I'm not good at writing. or drawing.
And the last time i drew something anons got mad at me because i wouldn't read loomis (even though i already had) and that i should practice more before posting stuff again.
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>>13246281
I want to be the little pony
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>>13246870
FIVE HUNDRED MILLILITERS
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>>13246816

Well that's an oddly specific thing for her to say as she came.
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>>13246866
what creepypasta?
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>>13246862

No

just name a superpower you think is pretty weak and I'll tell you if I think it'll fit
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>>13246896
http://nesgodzillacreepypasta.blog.com/
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>>13246719
>>13246825
> You have to bring her in every year or more to be fitted for extremely specialty ... underthings
> No one in Equestria is used to breasts that high up on the "barrel" as they still refer to your daughter's chest, or fittings dealing with legs that face straight down
> At least Rarity rolls with the punches
> Your daughter's underwear alone literally costs more than most of your own wardrobe
> You nearly fainted the first time Rarity poffered a bill for her school uniform "ensamble"
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>>13246879

how does one animal fucking jizz so much
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>>13246906
The ability to store and release chemical energy
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>>13246816
>tfw BCS will never walk in on you and a bear going at it right as you're ahegao-faceing
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>>13246868
I'm just joking about how rarities special talents seem to be unrelated to her special talent.
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>>13246861

I don't get your point

probably because there is none, but still
>>
>take your satyr daughter to twilight's
>she shames you for having her
>points out that half her fingers are useless stubs and that most of her wrist bones are fused together
>says that her pony eyes crowded out her human brain and that she'll never be smarter than she is now
>shouts about defiling races and creating suffering
>says something about your waifu being an irresponsible whore
>sends you both off with a tear in her eye and a look of disgust on her face
>two weeks later
>your daughter drops dead
>her freakish pony-human heart failed
>it's okay, it happens to 30% of satyrs
>doctor tells you it's for the best, since the ones that live just end up being given to the diamond dogs as dumb slave labor or gassed by the human authorities
>she died the most peaceful death she had to look forward to
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>>13246915

Wait, what sort of underwear cost that much? Are they knit with gold or inlaid with diamonds?
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RARARARARARARARARARARARARA
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>>13246906
The ability to detect magnetism (detect not control)

So you're like a pigeon.
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>>13246926

I don't know, that seems like it can be pretty strong.

name like 5 more and if I don't like them I'll give you one
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>>13246915

>It looks pretty good on her, though.
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>drawing dog sheath on your pony OC

fucken furfags
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>>13246941
Rarity doesn't run cheap, support doesn't run cheap, and your daughter is literally the only person in town who needs human bras. It's specialty order, every time, and bespoke.
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>>13246906
Prehensile genitalia
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>>13246940
>fluffy Anonymous drowns
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>>13246855

No vore, sorry.
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>>13246966
bras are unreasonably priced as it is
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>>13246955
>filename
hue hue hue
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>>13246949

that's pretty lesser, but maybe too lesser to balance out the circumstances
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>>13246959
you're the one that knows what a dog sheath looks like
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>>13246935
just because something is a huge part of the fandom doesnt mean its good
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>>13246915

That's dumb, Rarity wouldn't take advantage of a situation like that. She'd love the opportunity to flex her skills by designing for a different body type, and she'd generously do it for the same price as she'd do for any other pony. Maybe a little extra. She'd never let down someone who needed special clothes just because of how they were born.
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>>13246999
that doesnt make it any less stupid
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>>13246986
Yes, now imagine you are literally the only thing on the face of the planet who is in the market for it, and the designer needs to treat every year of puberty fresh with no previous experience in the forms or seamwork.

> you will never have to bring your daughter in three times to get it fitted properly
> At least dentistry is pretty straightforward, though you both have to go to the vet to get the magic work done
> but at this point you'd take paying for braces and shopping at Walmart or something
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Guys pls, can't we just have some fun?
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>>13246959
>caring about Lamar
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>>13247009

But I never said it was good, I refuted your
>feet
>ponies
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>>13246955
I would that centaur when she's older
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>Is that bleeding thing perfectly normal, Scootaloo?
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>>13247016
This is making me think how she will make a dress for DD's or perhaps that purple fabulous river dragon.
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>>13246953
Levitation (not true flight but just levitation)

Translation (the ability to comprehend any communication or written or encoded text)

Prescience (limited to exactly 5 seconds from now, no more, no less)

Heart (the most useless of all powers)
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>>13246980
damnit

oh god I need it so bad
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>>13247044
satyr. I mean satyr.
I can't believe I mixed that up.
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LK are you here?

Filly RenneQuest when?
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>>13246953
Having double strength (anons aren't usually that strong in the first place anyways)
The ability to perceive at a increased rate (but reaction times are unchanged. it does mean reading faster though, and being much better at sports)
The ability to see slightly into the Ultraviolet range like a butterfly (now some flowers that may seem boring to others are actually spectacular to you)
The ability to transfer heat from things you're in contact with (sure you can make something extremely hot, but at the cost of making something else within distance extremely cold) pretty useful but not amazing.
The ability to land lightly. Basically you can fall from any high place and always land safely on your feet. (not a bad skill to have, but doesn't really make you a super hero)
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>>13247035
bad teeth are hereditary. is she's young and her teeth has gaps in it, she doesn't need braces, let them grow in a bit more first.
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>>13247058
>someone actually wants something from ross
>gets shut down

I feel terrible for you, anon
keep reaching for your weird fetish material
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>>13247016
> just the same price
> just a little extra
You'll notice she only does high-end things with high-end materials. Your daughter is a specialty project every time and her prices and designs are on par with super-stars. She might cut you a break in that she'll never just invent a number, but it will never, ever be "affordable" as off-the-rack pony forms. She has certain standards and a certain profit margin, and additional fees for time spent or unusual customers.

She also happens to be the only person who'd be ambitious enough to try, let alone the only one in the area.

It's just unfortunate that unlike a human she can't just fudge figures on Diamond Dog wares.
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>go into a brony artist stream
>with the intention of rusing and trolling by ironically posting memes
>but the artist talking on stream sounds like a nice person

dang now i feel too guilty shitposting at nice people. i was hoping for a LMJ type artist.
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>>13247083
Just hold me

I'm actually sad
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>>13247049

Change translation to the ability to comprehend any *known* text and you've got yourself a list to choose from

>>13247068

>double strength
too strong

change land lightly to have a substantially lower terminal velocity and you've got yourself a list too
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>>13247046
is there the new forced thing?

i am not a fan. i liked the pinkie slap one better.
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>>13247092
>person
>>13247096
>with the intention of rusing and trollling by ironically posting memes
what's wrong with you? At least you didn't go through with it
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>>13247100
I'm not going to do that, but I can offer you this thing you've probably already seen: http://smarebooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=32
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>>13247046
> Scoot's dandruff is so bad she just scratches and scratches and scratches
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>>13247107
Double strength is too strong? Its going from lifting 50kg with extreme effort to 100kg with extreme effort.

There's professional weight lifters lift more. its not like you're becoming the strongest person and becoming twice as strong as that.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce7e8e99f42abb5ce33af039ebb5cd7c/tumblr_msfbx8BO1s1rss0c2o1_500.png

MT PLS
IM DIE
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>>13247132
It will do
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>>13247047
She probably would.
What would she design for a diamond dog bitch?
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>>13247137

But you're twice as strong all around, which means with a little bit of weightlifting and martial arts practice you could be a stronger Batman
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>>13247143
a scarf, duh
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>>13247132
>me as victim
darn
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>>13247127
It seems like their language is inclusive of other races when the Equestrians realize "every-PONY" is kind of racist
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>>13246805
Isn;t that from

>>13246912
Yup. it is. Great concept, but shit ending. RED creeps me the fuck out everytime though.
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>>13247143
>>13247153
I'll get that bitch a scarf
Bitches love scarves
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>>13246955
> You will never have to explain to your daughter why she really, really should wear clothes all the time
> Especially when most every Equestrian doesn't see any problem with her being topless
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>>13247157
what, you want to eat ponies?
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>>13247127
I wonder if a child of a Human would have to code-switch around their parents; i.e. they use "-pony" with their friends and outside the house but have to use "someone," "everyone" and "-person" at home.
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>>13247175
I just like being a witness

maybe even a little romp in bed while the victim in side struggles
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>pone

Am I supposed to read that like it rhymes with 'bone'?

Or just 'pony'?
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i love hiding
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>>13247197
I'm ... not used to this thing that I'm seeing
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>>13247151
yeah but how many anons would spend time working out instead of hanging out with ponies if giving the chance.

and being strong doesn't make you a good fighter. honestly double strength was one of the worse powers on that list.
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>>13247185
Make sure they address you with your favourite gender neutral pronouns too.
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>>13247202
pon-e
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>>13247185
Why not just use everybody or somebody? Perfectly racially neutral.
The child would be excluded in many things, especially since other children would say "every-pony" and claim that the half-breed is not allowed to play since they aren't a pony.
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>>13247197
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>>13247196
oh
weird
this work for you?http://smarebooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11
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>>13247185
Eh, I'd imagine the humans would get used to being called pony by that point.
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>>13247220

Are you kidding?

That's the difference from being able to throw someone that weighs 150 pounds and being able to throw someone that weighs 300 pounds

you'd be downright deadly with martial arts training
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>>13247197
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>>13247247
Fucking Spider dash
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>>13247009
>censoring the name
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>>13247239
It will do fine
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>>13247139
i was about to make a joke about rape and beating women but all of a sudden that picture of fluttershy saying its bad appeared in my head.
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>>13247197
vomiting_yume_nikki.jpg
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>>13247223
That would be a little cumbersome, but being referred to as "such a stallion" would be ... confusing

>>13247240
Adults may never quite get used to it.

>>13247228
You'll notice that Equestrians almost always use "somepony," "everypony," unless very sharply prompted not to. The kid would probably pick up that as public-sphere language but follow whatever you say at home. It might not be that bad at least in Ponyville, assuming you can even sire children with Equestrians, that is. They might get teased for not being able to buck or fly, or having weird fingers though.
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http://e621.net/post/show/371966/braeburn_-mlp-butt-crossdressing-equine-feral-frie
unf
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>>13246959
>wanting to fuck ponies
>period

Fucking furfags
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>>13247287
> you will never have to explain to co-workers that "he's a stud" means more than "he's manly" on Earth
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>>13247304
crossdressing ponies are 2cute4me
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>>13247246
except how far can you throw some one that weights 150 pounds? 1 foot?

and yeah you can be deadly with martial arts training, but you can be deadly with martial arts training without 2x strength. and if some one is a better martial artist they'll still be able to use your strength against you, if anything you'll catch them unawares. And again, for the average person double strength is still less than the strongest humans who spend their entire time training to be strong and good fighters.

double strength also doesn't stop some one with a knife or a gun from fucking you up anyways.

and lastly how many fist fights does the average person ever get into anyways.
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>>13247287
I don't think I'd ever have a satyr kid then. I wouldn't want them to go through childhood as a complete outcast like I did.
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hi
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>>13247197

what
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>>13247304
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>>13247287
>not just using "everyone" and "someone" for neutraltiy but "pony" and "person" depending on species

He/her isn't hard, so pony/person shouldn't be hard either
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>>13247197

What the fuck is that?
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>>13247327

I meant throw as in some fancy judo stuff. You'd be able to toss a 300 pound man the same way you'd be able to toss a 150 pound man, with the same amount of effort. That's incredible.

And yes, you can be deadly without 2x strength, but now you're extra deadly.

and why would you want superpowers if not to be a superhero?
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>>13247228
>>13247287
Extrapolating from the show and all the weird magical species and such, I can't really see "satyrs," if they actually came about from humans showing up, being accepted and romanced by ponies, facing any particular special racial prejudices, but it'd still be prime fodder for the bullies. Don't let your kid become a bad bad seed.
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>>13247197

Is this some sort of fetish?
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>>13247341
>a completely deformed, useless, mutant outcast that will have great trouble amounting to anything but moving meat

Heretics pls
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>>13247304
FUCKING PONUTS
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>>13247378
Oh yeah i see now.

again the strength is good, but if you're fighting criminals well if they're going to fight they might just have a knife or gun and no amount of strength will save you there. You might be able to deal with the one meat head who underestimates you. but most others would probably just run away. and you can still be ganged up on by 3 or more.

its not like body builders go out of their way to fight crime with their strength.
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>>13247304
thank you for getting an erection and masturbating to my artwork
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>>13247423
Every time I see this, I can't help but think it IS kinda cute.
It's still quite pony, you know? I know I'm not the only one....
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>>13247366
Oh, sorry, I thought you meant less abstract terms like "mare" or "stallion."

I think "-person" would be a pretty good default but your child may drop it in public to better fit in.

>>13247341
Maybe not a complete outcast. Everyone goes through teasing.

>>13247411
That sounds about right. Ponies get pretty shocked at first but seemed to adapt well enough to Gilda and other Griffons while Zebras are considered "other" through novelty as much as anything.

If you've been accepted enough to stay in a community and make a family your kid will have something to build on.
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>>13247304
>human legs on horse
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>>13247445
Imagine how weak its magic must be.

The proctors at the magic academy were wrong, it was just different. Your freaky child grows up to be a master technomancer.
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>>13247431

But you can use guns too!

You can probably use them even better, what with your strength helping you control recoil and such.
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>>13247440
Looks like a cross dressing man
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>>13247440
what
what
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>>13247423
mewball what have you done
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It is time.
Tell me your troubles.
Post your secrets.
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>>13247440
t-thanks, but it looks masculine
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>>13247499
I want to have my girlfriend scream "breed me" as she cums.
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>>13247440
This is horrifying.

I don't know if I should congratulate you or run in terror.
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>>13247058

Okay okay, how about this. It's a Luna-induced nightmare Scoots has of DT wanting to eat her. Some japanese monster movie type fight ensues when Sweetie Belle comes onto the scene.

The Bulge vs Cuisse Méga, fight a the century!
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>>13247304
>>13247197
everyone is quoting it, so might as well so that i can fit in
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>>13247310
>fucking ponies during their period
unf
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>>13247499
i never rewatched a lot of s3
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>>13247499
I like colts
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>>13247518
>nightmare
>not a wet dream
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>>13247475
yeah but using a gun to kill a criminal just makes you a criminal in the eye of the law. and sure you can control recoil slightly better (there still will be some) but. the first bullet will usually be the one that decides the conflict. and one gun against two with guns is still bad numbers against you.

This isn't super strength is just gaining olympic athlete amount of strength. you're still very human.
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>>13247518
As long as there is ZERO sizeplay whatso-ever
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>>13247499
rediv is the reason i'm getting into cosplay u///u
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>>13247540
I think you are supposed to be anonymous when you do these...
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>>13247499
I actually have started to like Ross' stuff
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>>13246337
Who's watching? Everybody in that cap is dancing.
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>>13247440
I actually like the separate elements, but the contrast between the hair and the eyes is kind of jarring.

Like the hair should be more pseudo-realistic or the eyes should be more fantastic.

I'm not sure how I can describe it to help illustrate it though.
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>>13247558

But if you were to become an olympic athlete, you'd be twice as strong as every other athlete

that power is amazing, even if it requires you not to be lazy to take advantage of it
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>>13247561

What the hell is sizeplay?
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>>13247499
i say i hate satyrs because i want to be a normal human that doesn't want freaky furry abominations for children

MLPG gave me a sergal fetish so my conflicting feelings keep on getting worse

MLP is turning me into a furry and I need to leave but I can't stop rereading these fucking comics, they're too good. and S4 is probably going to be too entertaining to ignore

please kill me
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somebody repost mewball's drawing
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>>13247584
it's hot as fuck, is what it is
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>>13247595
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>>13247584
shrinking or giantess stuff

I just want them at their normal sizes
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>>13247568
>not going Face-to-face
Jesus don't look down on you for being a pussy, boy, but I do
>>
http://mlpg.co/q/res/476730.html

Get in here, we're havin fun
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>>13247618
>He used himself as a reference
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>>13246375
>Sakura eating tuna

Wow, I can't believe I just now got that. I saw it posted like a million times on /jp/.

>>13247618
Dat jojoface.
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>>13247591
>i say i hate satyrs because i want to be a normal human that doesn't want freaky furry abominations for children
If you can't provide the unconditional love your child needs, you should not be a parent

Your waifu would be very disapointed.
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>>13247618
Is that a part 5 Jojo character? Can't tell if it's a guy or a gal
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>>13247619

What do you think a monster movie fight is? Between two action figures?
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>>13247618
I'm afraid to give him criticism because he'll most likely get depressed again about art
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>>13247646
>having sex with a pony

Nooooooooyessssssss
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>>13247591
>>13247646
what if you and your waifu had three kids
a human a satyr and a pony

would you raise them as the weirdest family ever
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>>13247591
> I want to be [ person I'm not ]

At some point you'll realize how futile that is
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>>13247642
>I saw it posted like a million times on /jp/
>going to /jp/
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>>13247591

>not having been a furry before joining MLPG

This got me out of the furry fandom. I used to know all the artists and everything.

The only thing that stayed is the fetishes
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>>13247666
what if your waifu and a fourth kid and it was a sergal

would you turn your life into a sitcom
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>>13247666
That wouldn't be the weirdest ever. You'd love all of them, and roll with the punches.

You'd get fucking tired of questions if the pony one is adopted or a surrogate.
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pony should pony pony
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>>13247658
I know I know

I just can't really get excited with giantess stuff.
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>>13247499
When I get good at drawing, I want to buddy up with the artfags but also be a good contributor
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>>13247682
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>>13247686

Oh, I think you'll change your mind. I'll thinka somethin
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Scootalooooooooo
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>>13247691
Me too.
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>>13247636

>rape quest
>LET'S JUST FUCK EVERYTHING

fuck you guys
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>>13247705
I'll see you on the other side, friend
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>>13247706
But it's fun
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>>13247706
faggot
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>>13247680
It would be hard to get the network to air the constant rape.
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>>13247499
Fuck your spoiler tags

I hide anything and everything related to satyrs, bat ponies and now those idiotic and annoying Celestia pics with the obnoxious dialogue filenames. They are grating and just not funny anymore.

I also hide Celestia quest posts, but mainly because I give no shit about them and don't want to read about it. Nothing personal really.
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>>13247636
>violated femanon quest
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>>13247703
scoot scoot
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>>13247728
> I hide everything related to X THING
Wowwwwww
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>>13247732

Don't worry, it's actually slut quest now
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>>13247499
WHENEVER MLPG MENTIONS SOMETHING TERRIBLE I FIND PORN OF IT AND PUT IT ON MY SECOND MONITOR. WHEN I CANT FIT ANYTHING ELSE ON THE MONITOR I FAP TO THE WHOLE FUCKING COLLAGE.

AND I HAVE A BIG FUCKING MONITOR
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>>13247581
but that still requires the dedication and intensity to train to that level, and in most sports there's more to it than just than the pure strength. If anything that level of dedication might not be something that can be learned.

And even if you were to go work out and become a gold winning olympic athlete who cares. can you even name the last olympian who won gold for the dead lift?

Thought so. I think you're over estimating the benefits of physical strength on a single person.

Also not to mention if the double strength actually puts undue stress on your bones. especially if it just enhances over night.

I guess i could have just changed it to be maximized strength in that you reach your peak biological strength potential (which ironically for most people would be far more than double strength and would still make you a formidable opponent, but without that whole possiblity of training yourself to be better.

but i still think that even just base double strength is not much of a bonus.

or perhaps its a one time bonus, that only doubles your strength that one time. and everything else is linear from there one out.
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>>13247741
SHE IS SO FUZZY
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>>13247696
The thing I like about vore is the gut being expanded notably by the victim and their struggles shaking everything.

Sizeplay kills that
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>>13247671
I was young and stupid. Well, stupider. Was a big F/SN fan, and /a/ told me to go to /jp/, and then I read Tsukihime, Wanko to Kurasou, the F/SN VN, one whose name I can't remember than was basically a string of awesome fight scenes between augmented martial artists and a guy with just a trained human body, Violent Semen Inferno... actually, I think that's it.

>>13247732
Bastards turned it into slutty femanon quest...
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>he likes thing
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>>13247732
It's good-natured, really.
http://mlpg.co/q/src/1378003691871.png
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>>13247751
I hide posts about Sugar and filter filesizes/MD5 info
What's wrong with hiding stuff you don't wanna see if you can just click it away instead of making meta comments like these?
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>>13247767
Fuck off faggot.
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>>13247728
why is chistery in a japanese vidya?
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>see picture fluttershy's vag and get repulsed

>seep picture of a crosdressing braeburn, get my boner back

Granted the fluttershy picture was drawn horribly and was just repulsive, but i still dont like this.
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>>13247767
Read the posts, the QM helped. LIghten up, man.
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>>13247783
Because maybe - stay with me here - you could just scroll past
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>>13247765

Diamond could just eat buildings
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>>13247691
prepare for anon shitting on you for it.
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>>13247804

>the QM helped
>by listening to all the posts telling her to be a slut
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>>13247751
i hide all shitposts. like your post. you are a master shitposter.
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>>13247728
Does it look like I give a shit? I don't like them, so I hide them and won't have to deal with it.

>>13247805
Some scroll past it. i just find it easier to hide it and not have to bother with it for the rest of the thread.
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>>13247813
Buildings don't squirm or moan. They don't give that feedback that makes it all so unf.
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>>13247820
I couldn't care less about anon shitting on me

Honestly, the thin skin some of these artists have
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>>13247805
>every now and then there's a guy that spams it
>"Just ignore it instead of making it so you don't have to look at it again unless they edit the files or something"
Yeah, no thanks.
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>>13247786
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>>13247771
>that pic

you have my interest
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>>13247813
that's not unf at all
that's just weird
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>>13247767
>whining because something doesn't involve rape
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>>13247846
I guess that's true enough
Do you leave the filter on ALL the time, or just when you detect a spamflood?
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>>13247805
>walk through a hallway
>get piss sprayed on you
>you'll probably get piss sprayed on you at random intervals from this point on
>you really hate piss
>the piss machine has an off switch
>smart: turn off the piss machine
>your way: leave it on and brag about how manly and mature you are
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>>13247834
Whoops, first link was to >>13247751
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>>13247865
Normally I wouldn't say anything, but in this case it's like somebody offering you strawberry shortcake and then you take a bite and it turns out the sous chef decided to use cherries instead.
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>>13247866
Only when there are like 5 posts in less than 5 minutes so I know it's being spammed. People can like thing, and that's okay! but some people just don't like thing, you know?
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>>13247802

>tfw the only thing that gets you achingly hard anymore is your favorite fetish

I guess it's a good thing, I don't objectify the female body now
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>>13247899
lyra pls go
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>>13247892
>Jalm is running this just for me guise
>Go away >:(
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>>13247892
to be fair, it is more along the lines of my original request for it to be femanon's quest to take all the dicks
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>>13247840
oh, which artists do you want to circlejerk then
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>>13247899
Would you a lyra, even if she was a maniac with chanfists and lightning claws?
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>>13247499
My confession is that I dislike "post your secret" posts for being boring and prompting boring meta.
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>>13247899
lyra just go
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>>13247899
Lyra, you can sit by me.
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>>13247910
Where did I say that? Me not liking where something is going is in no way a reason to want nobody else to enjoy it.

>>13247911
I guess that makes sense. Wish he'd given it a different title, then.
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>>13247917
I don't want to say, lest this comes back to me if I become an artfag
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>Pinkie Pie: I think Lyra and Bonbon might be Tennis partners.
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>>13247898
Good job falling for complete bullshit

>not objectifying bodies but seeing the mind inside as a person
>not objectifying your own body
>not seeing the body as an imperfect pleasure husk with a pain problem
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>>13247941
>Where did I say that?

>>13247892
>somebody offering you strawberry shortcake and then you take a bite and it turns out the sous chef decided to use cherries instead.
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>>13247918
So she's loyalist? i would, but i'd tell her to be careful when giving hugs.

like real fucking careful.
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>>13247954
>Lyra and BonBon in tennis shorts
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>>13247875
> walk into a hallways you know where there's piss spray
> just put on anti-piss sunglasses
> totally feeling superior when others wonder why the Hell you're in a hallway full of piss-lovers and wearing piss-blinders
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>>13247961

All I know is now I can talk to girls like it's nothing

I couldn't before, I was always awkward around them
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>>13247918
>not pictured: lyra getting killed by genestealers
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>>13247964
Okay. Strawberry shortcake isn't made in single servings, anon.

...Wait, is it?
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My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is extraterrestrial demon propaganda. Lauren faust is nothing more than a drone. Bronies are humans that have been successfully converted. After the amount of bronies is sufficient and contains enough humans that would be willing to undergo military training for their "pony" overlords, the invasion will start. Hideous telepathic quadrupeds, creations of far off scientists that attempted to design the perfect society but only created the perfect subversive military in the end, will arrive on earth and use their inherent thought manipulation abilities to mask their appearance and further indoctrinate the bronies who have been sown with the seeds of acceptance. They will call us their friends. Then their war will begin. Humans will either be killed or captured and physically and genetically modified until they are nothing more than more ponies, and earth will become yet another farming and mining world in their empire. They will even overthrow their masters.

But this is not the only plan pointed at our resource rich planet, nor is it an original idea. For centuries, humanoid aliens have been interacting and even hybridizing with humans. Recently they have tried to foster more love for their type by heavily influencing japanese animation. As it stands, they are capable of walking around and being fawned over with the help of makeup, contact lenses, and wigs. When they judge humanity to be ready they will reveal themselves, first to their closest relatives (asians) and then to the rest of the world. Although they will propose alliance, they will lie and subjugate us and use our resources for their own means.

Beware.
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>>13247949
you already accused them of having thin skin, you might as well go this far
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Anyone else gonna watcha Eva 2.22?`
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>>13247969
>still soaked in piss
>piss machine can still be turned off
>everyone has their own personal hallway
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>>13247969
Considering this hallway is where my room is, yeah, I think shutting off the piss machine sounds like a better idea.
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>cans keep falling off my computer onto my mouse

There's a ghost trying to prevent me from saving porn from /unf/
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>>13248004
Sequel to 1.11? When/where is it on?
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>>13247990
I can at least say the artists I want to circlejerk with definitely don't have thin skin
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>>13247986
It usually is.
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>>13247954
>>13247968
>>13247982
Pinkie Pie is actually 100% right. Lyra and Bon Bon met and became roommates good friends through tennis, but that's as close as they get. Bon Bon has a crush on Big Mac and Lyra's been chasing a stallion in Canterlot.
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HEY GUYS REMEMBER THE CONVERSION BUREAU AND HOW FUCKING UNSETTLING IT WAS
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>>13248019
i don't like your attitude.
i'll remember you.
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>>13248040
No, because that movie was fucking stupid.
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Id pink her pie
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>making food analogies for rape

I think we hit a new low.
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>>13248040
The what?
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>>13248040
I didn't find it unsettling, just really fucking poorly written.
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>>13248040
I'd rather not

At least TCB: Never alone has some good ol fashioned "humanity, fuck yeah"
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>>13247989
>implying I'm not already a sleeper cell Satanist as a result of D&D
>not being a future key component to the foundation of the New World Order
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>>13248035
Huh, okay. I was thinking of this kind.
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>>13248045
I'd take a request from you to excuse myself if this were the real deal
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>>13248039
The thought of Lyra actually chasing around a stallion throughout Canterlot is hilarious
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>>13248040
I thought Friendship is Optimal handled the whole scenario much more effectively
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>>13248073
Man, I wish any of the D&D people I know had that much cool shit
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>>13248084
>every weekend she takes the train to canterlot
>it's basically a 48 hour scooby-doo chase scene
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>>13247875
>walking through hallway
>there are pictures and words on the wall
>some people are talking about some of them
>talk about the ones you like
>continue walking
>there is one you don't like
>start screaming and yell at anybody who doesn't agree with you
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>>13248039
I wonder who the nice guy is.

I bet he's a real dreamboat.
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>>13248076
that doesn't change that you seem to be already sitting on a very high horse, despite not even being in the thick of it all. i know your type and i've seen them come and go. i want nothing to do with you and i want nothing from you.
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Sup MLPG, how are the horse levels today?


I had a horse encouter today
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You discover the portal to equestria and celestia offers you a choice

You can turn everyone on the planet, whether they like it or not, into a pony type of their choice and hope that they don't react by destroying everything, or you can wing it and hope humans and ponies can be friends as they are
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>>13248120
I'll catch you!
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>>13248018
>Sequel to 1.11?
no shit
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>>13248138
Wing it

Just have celestia make an appearance before the UN
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>>13248126
I'm on a high horse because I think artists that get offended by anons have thin skin?

I'm glad you don't want anything to do with me, you cocky fuck.
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>>13248120
*ducks*
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>>13248136
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>>13248112
>black
>walking through a hallway
>the KKK is having a meeting and screaming "NIGGERS SHOULD DIE" at the top of their lungs
>put in earplugs
>anon calls you a childish faggot for not ignoring it like a real man
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>>13248136
Oh god.
Tell me it wasn't in spanish.
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>>13248145
No need to be an ass, anon, I saw 1.11 but didn't know if they were going to rumber it by ones, tenths, hundredths, or just double it.
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>>13248075
It also just occured to me that, on a meta level, a quest featuring a raped questanon would literally have to be the most railroady thing possible, by definition of the quest.
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>>13248136
>actually watching EG

FUCKING BEANERS
WE SHOULD JUST NUKE ALL OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
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>>13248163
> seeing things you don't like is the same as these things entirely dehumanizing you

Holy shit what level of Tumblr have we achieved
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>>13248136
Horse levels are fine
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>>13248018
On Toonami tonight in less than an hour.
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>>13248165
It was/It is

I didn't watched it because I was with my family, also a little girl giggled at me when I was taking the picture
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>>13248190
Fuck, my hotel doesn't get CN.
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>>13248154
it's easy watching the game from the sidelines isn't it?
learn to play and join the game and you'll understand.
see you in a few months.
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Celestia offers you the choice to live in Equestria either as a human or a pony of your choice

the only condition is that you have to give up all your cookies
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>>13248136
We may have had our longest thread ever, without a new episode or new news.
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Not pony.

I storytimed Lamezone 1 and 2 on /co/ and some weird MLP doujin here yesterday and I was thinking about doing another right now on /co/. Would any of you guys be interested in it?
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>>13248185
Whenever I see sugar/sergals/satyrs I feel dehumanized

Being part of the same species as someone that likes that is pain
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>>13248204
>a hotel in Atlanta doesn't get a Turner channel
how can this be?
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>>13248217
All cookies, forever?

Fuck 'em.
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>>13248136
Deaf is pitching a bitch fit over a 'violated' quest not turning out to be super hardcore rape.

But aside from that nothing else really.
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>>13248206
And you say I'm on the high horse
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>>13248223
sure
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>>13248223
an MLP doujin on /co/? I'd love it
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>>13248231
>expressing mild annoyance
>'pitching a bitch fit'

What do you call what I did during/after Slywit's song?
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>>13248221
And it wasn't even especially long, we've had threads go a lot longer than 7 hours with fewer posts
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>>13248204
Then catch the stream.
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>>13248202
God they started airing it here as well
I can feel their eyes staring back at me from the movie poster
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>>13248217
I AM OUTRAGED. CELESTIA, I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD INSULT ME WITH SUCH AN OFFER. I MUST accept. The grandmas are scaring me, I can't do this anymore. They keep telling me to call them, and they... oh god, please, Celestia take me with you and help me never see another cookie
please hurry, I don't know if they can hear this or not
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>>13248250
A hissy fit of enormous proportion, shit smeared against every wall and every handler knee-capped.
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>>13248235
I bite down hard on the gag in my mouth
then I give you a nod and close my eyes
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>>13248274
>implying you can ever close pandora's cookiejar
You brought this terrible fate upon yourself.

The grandmapocalypse shall consume all.
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>>13248202
>>13248258
Oh god. OH GOD
>not showing in my country
THANK YOU HASBRO
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>>13248244

I slam my hoof down with tremendous force shattering the glass rod that resides in you penis.
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>>13248258
I saw you reblog this
You really have a thing for fit girls, don't you?
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>>13248281
uh, think you have the wrong tab anon
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>>13248305
considering who his waifu is, it makes sense
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>>13248305
>>>/tumblr/
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>>13248299
> Dash will hit "the awkward teen years" about six years late
> Her first "I hope senpai notices me" leads to a vale of tears and several pints of ice cream demolished
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>1530 posts

new record right?
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>>13248298
doing my best not to scream, I relish the sensation
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>>13248277
I want to ask about something else I've done, but I can't think of anything else particularly embarassing. Help a brother out? Or, you know, talk about ponies.

>>13248305
...Do you not?
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>>13248340
Nope. We've had 2000+ ones on /co/.
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>>13248320
that girl wasn't fat at all though
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>>13248325
>chistery will never stop projecting
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>>13248237
Okay cool. Give me a moment to set things up.
The comic is Peanut Butter and Jeremy's best book ever, by the way.
>>13248243
No, no, I posted the doujin in MLPG. Lamezine was for /co/.
Please drop in, though. Since it's so late I don't think a lot of /co/mrades are going to read it, but it's a really good comic.
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>>13248293
I didn't purchase the One Mind yet.
I didn't want to encourage them.... but I think they expect me to buy it anyway somehow.
Please, Princess Celestia, you're my only hope.
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>>13248305
Pls

>>13248299
But I like RD
I just wouldn't be caught dead walking in on a movie theater to watch EqG with actual people
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>>13248346
No, really I was just fucking with you.
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>>13248352
I would, but I've never heard of the comic and I'm reading this Godzilla creepypasta thing.
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>>13248227
>sergals/satyrs

I have great news for you!

Being a huge furfag is literally human nature. We evolved an exceptional ability to empathize with other animals on our path to becoming some really fucking clever predators before we even had writing! Animal people is a basic archetype in the human mind's understanding of the world. Our innate furfaggotry is the entire reason MLP exists. Its conflation with other feelings, like the extreme form of our violent instincts conflated with pleasure or some other want/need being responsible for pathological murder, is what creates the furry fandom that makes you so mad.

If seeing people with pony legs disturbs you, that's a learned behaviour you caught on 2007 /b/. The virginal human mind has no problem with it and actually thinks it's kind of neat.

Ergo, you are a huge faggot.
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>>13248352
Yeah I was just joking. Go ahead
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What pony merch do you have, MLPG?
What pony merch do you want to see someday?
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>>13248357
The grandma's will not come for you untill you do

Do it faggot, gotta get that 100% completion
>>
If I drink a Dr Pepper, how long will it take for it to wear off?
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>>13248383
YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING DIVORCED
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>>13248350
Uh, Anon
I'm not projecting
I hit them a little early and needed a straight-edge razor by age 13.

I will say ponies tend to have flights of fancy and respond strongly to hopes dashed
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>>13247660
sorry for dropping my spaghettiive been trying to learn how to draw girls decently without resorting to a huge amount of stylization for the past few months but i'm clearly making no progress so it basically makes me want to give upfeelsbadman.png
feel free to critique but it won't help
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>>13248383
I don't waste my money on shit.
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>>13248383
>What pony merch do you have, MLPG?
BK toys
>What pony merch do you want to see someday?
More BK toys and 4DE plushies for Rarity and Sweetie.
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>>13248383
Official stuff? A Zecora mini from the spa pony set
unofficial: nightguard plush, some OC stuff from a convention, lyra figurine with pants
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>>13248388
4 hours.
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>>13248383
All I've got is a RD and AJ burger king toy

Probably something kinda stealthy and not insanely expensive
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>>13248388
ten seconds
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Guys, I love you all so much. You guys are great.
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>>13248375
>submitting to instinct
>not actually thinking and realizing how dumb you are

/furfag/i
/furry/i
/satyr/i
/pony/i

Seeya fag
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>>13248407
The problem with it is that it looked more masculine in most respects

That lyra you did the other day was properly feminine so clearly you can do human women
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>>13248383
I've been ruminating on buying one of those official plushes, a Pinkie or maybe a Rarity when they come out
I'd like to own a copy of at least some of the comic books. The Rarity mini for sure.
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>>13248383

I don't have any pony merch.
The kind of pony merch I would like to see is a PC game that's like Deus Ex.
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>EG
>not the best thing ever

MLP will replace the anime industry. 30% of adult males will regularly watch MLP.
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>>13248407
Just don't give up, dude. Like that anon said, that Loiro you did with the iron fists looked pretty feminine, all you gotta do is make them more curvy and a little less bulky, specially on the fingers. You're almost there dude, you can't give up now
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>>13248430
<3

Hello Saine, how's your Satyrday?
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In case anyone missed it earlier,
http://i.imgur.com/HKD0tKL.png
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>>13248463
the entire anime industry? even for a joke post this is ridiculous
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>>13248465
I went out drinking. I'm pretty tipsy right now.
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>>13248463
EG certainly is not the best thing ever.
It's profitable, but that's it.
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>>13248422
>All I've got is a RD and AJ burger king toy
WHAT
POST PLS
I only have Twilight/FS/Pinkie from BK.
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>>13248470
I'd love to see a version with her mouth on Mua's cock
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>>13248439
>>13248464
well yeah i know it looks like a man, but i always have trouble knowing why, at least with the face (body it's pretty clear and easy and i'll fix it next time) it's also easier to show the forms and make it look feminine when painting for me.

oh well, only thing i can do is keep trying, it just kinda sucks to post something and have every response be jesus christ how horrifying
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>>13248470
I need a fapfic of this, like right now.
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>>13248478
Did you have some Applejack?
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>>13248485
The face had a very square shape to it, like a masculine chin

Try rounding it out more
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>>13248500
The ponies got aggressive
Femanon was ... receptive
Much cum was had
Femanon was into it
The end
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>>13248505
Screwdrivers with Grenadine.
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>>13248305
disgusting. i only want to have sex with morbidly obese women.
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>>13248485
I know it's intimidating, but I hope you realize a lot of people find it entertaining to over-react. C'mon we love you you tiny baby man
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>>13248500
Femanon is turned into zebra cum and absorbed into their balls.
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>>13248478
I am full on drunk
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>>13248470
And this, too.
http://i.imgur.com/bVYlbfe.png
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>>13248518
unf
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>>13248383

I want dem 4DE Plushies
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Where's your cutie mark, Anonymous? Are you a blank flank?
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I went to DragonCon and it was okay I guess.
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>>13248547

don't forget the variants
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>>13248554
I kind of like the less-cum variant
And how those wide hips pivot out, oh god
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>>13248572
Did DD rape you?
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>>13248560
Is that your black on black OC?
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>>13248573
Yeah, but I'm not going to post them all. There's like five of them.
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>>13248572
It's only Saturday
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>>13248572
what a strange horn
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>>13248483
>BK
Sorry, I forgot they were a McDonald's promo here two years ago.
They're kinda see-through and they light up when you press their bellies.
My sister has Pinkie Pie
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>>13248588

you could link them all at once
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>>13248587
http://voltaire.net/store/pony_of_doom/
It was to stupid not to buy.
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>>13248545
Nebraska just won over Wyoming, so
I'm gonna catch up with you
DRUNKEN TIME
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>>13248572
Did you play dungeons and dragons?
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>>13248600
They're all on the sub thread, go there if you want them that much
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>>13248610
as somebody who has very poor self control over his money I personally would not have bought that
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>>13248365
>I've never heard of the comic

It's a cute little comic about a cat that think she works in an office and a crow who is kind of a dick. The art is done by Jason who has wrote some of my favorite comics of all time like I Killed Adolf Hitler and The Left Bank Gang. It's written by James Kochalka who, despite what /co/ may tell you, is a very entertaining writer.

>>13248376
Thread's up. Can't post link because our board is dumb.
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>>13248623

I already have them all, I was just saying for the anons who weren't here
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>>13248597
>snapback
What a fag
>>
http://i.imgur.com/myk6Od7.png
http://i.imgur.com/bVYlbfe.png
http://i.imgur.com/k7KfUjb.png
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http://i.imgur.com/Bj9MQ9z.png
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>>13248597
Oh god dammit.
I'm still hopeful BK randomly decides to release the other 3. These toys are really good looking.
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>>13248631
To each their own. I like Voltaire and I like pony parody, so I got it.
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>>13248640
SNAPBACK LOW, MONEY ON MY MIND
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>>13248663
well I'll kill you
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>>13248668
Not if I rape him first
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>>13248610

>sold out

fuck
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>>13248668
>>13248689

Oh boys please don't be gentle~
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>>13248709
fluttershy pls go
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>>13248524
Neato.

Image unrelated.
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>>13248709
Seriously, I'm going to rape you.

I don't have a dick but that hasn't stopped me before.
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who keeps fucking my butt
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>>13248740
sorry
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>>13248740

me.

sorry bout that
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>>13248740
Whoops my bad, I ment to fuck >>13248663 's butt.
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Total slave for donkey cocks!
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sex with flitter and cloudchaser
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>no art, nonsexual quest on the sub
>hand full of of replies every posts

>sexual quest with art
>9 replies in less than 5 minutes

>"but people don't only care about the art"
--MPLG
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>>13248740

if we told you, then the blindfold wouldn't really be needed then would it
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>>13248764
enough
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>>13248659
Pinkie, i know what we're gonna do today!
>What's that Twilight?
Plan to take over the world!
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>>13248776

most of the replies are people being dumb

and obviously it's about sex, not art
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>>13248776
This one had publicity, I think
and it's a big-old fun romp of an adventure so far
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>>13248776
I don't like using the sub

If the quest was here I would partake in it gladly
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>>13248776

You know, if you remove the "sexual" part it's usually the same.
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>>13248640
u can't handle my $wag
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>>13248776

a quest with sex and art getting more attention?

WOW I CANNOT BELIEVE

SO UNLIKELY
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>>13248776
make a no art sexual quest and see what happens
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>>13248776
>femanon raping quest
fuck you steam chat
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>>13248802
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>>13248820

>implying it's rape
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>>13248776
Which one was advertised in a night thread?
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>>13248809
Has to be cute or really really good otherwise no audience
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>>13248776
>Art quest gets more responses than text quest
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
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>>13248825
I thought we agreed it's not rape if there aren't vaginas going into vaginas
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What if they added a villain that actually stays on the show after their initial defeat?
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>>13248842
what is that pony staring at
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>>13248845

I thought it wasn't rape unless GG made it
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>>13248854
Green ball with squiggles on it
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>>13248646
>http://i.imgur.com/enq0M2b.gif

THE FUCK?
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When I'm drunk I really want to cuddle with someone but I'm don't have a significant other right now.
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>>13248851
But what about Discord?
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We need a pony rapping quest. It should be about fluttershy learning some rhymes
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>>13248876
But Rarity has the freshest beats
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>>13248865
>rediv quest
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>>13248876
we did one of those
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>>13248876
>while Pinkie is her quirky sidekick that learns how to bust a mad beat on the side while Applejack plays the straight mare
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>>13248885
>>13248876

You know what this calls for...
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>>13248866
Cuddle with a pillow and pretend it's someone
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>>13248876
We did have that ammusing butterfly quest a few days back
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>>13248875
Not one that's reformed, but stays a villain for the whole season.
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>>13248895
What is punchhorse even doing
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>>13248898
is it a party?
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>>13248580
Didn't run into him.

>>13248591
Only day I could make it. Saw some fun stuff though. Next year I'll plan ahead and go the whole weekend.

>>13248615
Nah they were charging and it conflicted with some panels we wanted to see.
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sexual butterfly quest when
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>>13248842
>eyelashes

Is anon supposed to be a cyclops?

__________unf.
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>>13248920
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>>13248921
What kind of a dragon convention doesn't have free dungeons and dragons? Isn't that what it's all about?

Holy shit Americans are the jewest
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>>13248919
Digging for panties to unlock the secrets of rapping so she can take on snooplion
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>>13248948
>pony transformation

this scares me and also makes me mad

it's practically death
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>>13248921
we?
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it's hard not to be depressed
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>>13248959
it's not death at all, anon
it's a chance at a new life
a happy life filled with colorful magic horse friends

don't you want to be happy?
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>>13248975
Jailbait pls
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>>13248949
It's just a general sci-fi/fantasy/pop colture con. Pretty damn big though.

I mentioned it to someone else and they thought it sounded like a furcon.
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>>13248975
its hard not to personal blog in mlpg
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>>13248967
I went with a small group.
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>>13248975
Man all you got to do is be happy!
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>>13248986
I thought it was like a furcon but for scalies when I first heard the name
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>>13248981
it wouldn't be me anymore

if equestria wants more ponies they're free to fuck eachother and wait 9 months. i'm keeping my life.
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>>13248923

butts is a pure maiden, pls no
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3soBhydqY
Daily dose
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UPDATE!
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>>13248572
>>13248921
>Didn't run into him.
How do you know? You have no idea what I look like.

And holy fuck, I wish I'd known you were here, would have loved to say hi.
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>>13249002
she looks so excited to sexual endii
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>>13248885
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Best friendship.
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>>13249015
i wonder what "hi" means to you
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>>13249012
God fucking dammit I checked.
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>>13247813
please, I just need some DT on scoots same size action
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>>13248951
>italian accent rapper
Hmm
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>>13248910

And develop their character in a way, that if they go for the reform route again at the end of the season, it's actually believable.
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>>13249012
>>>/v/
>>>/co/
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was S4 date announced already?
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>>13249051
November 23rd
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>>13249034
This is Georgia, anon, not Japan. 'Hi' means waving to get his attention, introducing myself, and asking how he is.
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>>13249031
cutest friends
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>>13249051
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

>83 days
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>>13249056
>still 3 months to go
nuuuuh NUUUUH
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>>13249031
>>13249062
most sexual friends
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>>13249068
>tfw Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special and New Pony all on the same day

It will be glorious.
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>>13249015
Sorry. I only announced it late last night.
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>>13249060
>georgia
didn't russia invade you a few years ago?
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>>13249076
It's not that long

Buy a fucking pony toy already
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>>13249081
I don't watch Doctor Who. But YAY ponies.
>>
QUICK

NAME AN EPISODE
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>>13249027
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>>13249112
Party of One
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>>13249112
Magic duel
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>>13249003
damn son where'd you find this
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>>13249086
USA Georgia, not Asia Georgia. Also I'm just visiting.

>>13249083
No worries, I'm just glad you enjoyed yourself.
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>>13249112
Mysterious Mare Do Well
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>>13249112
green isn't you color
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>>13249112
WIZARD BATTLE
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>>13249112
hurricane fluttershutter
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>>13249112
Winter Wrap Up
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>>13249096
you mean a regular toy or mare vagina?
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>>13249146
both and combine
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>>13249146
Regular toy.
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>>13249125
youtube
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>>13248994
you mean it isn't?

fuck i screwed up

no wonder i felt so out of place

fuck
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>>13248975
making your way in the world today takes everything you've got
>>
IT CROWD STRAM WHEN?
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>>13249112
Sleepless in ponyville
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>>13249167
Next time, drop the name into a search engine
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>>13249172
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
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Taking writing requests, not for sexual
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>left the 4chan cup thing on /co/ on all day while I was out
>Just now check it

God, is almost like a parody of it self. I'm not even complaining because its whats expected and its honestly kinda entertaining, but this is just silly

>"gg /co/ big bro, we love you you played a good game we couldnt hope for better opponent better luck next cup"
>"FUCK YOU FUCKING HORSEFUCKING SHIT CUNT FUCK SHIT"

/co/ gets all this support from the other boards. What do we get? Nothing like them, cause we're not considered /co/ in the slightest
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>"With these babies, your pants will pop out faster than a gopher in a gopher hole on a rainy day"
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>>13249125
d-d-d-damn son
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>>13249200
Fuck the haters, I love that band.
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>>13249160
but it would just clog up my desk
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>>13249203
applejack and apple bloom having sex on the beach

having sex = making sandcastles
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>>13249203
Police pony chases down a shoplifting filly who turns out to be down on her luck and must make an important moral decision as to how to deal with the situation
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>>13249224
And a mare vagina wouldn't?
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>>13249224
Then put it somewhere else

Just get one already
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>>13249224
Yep.
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>>13249220
What kind of analogy is that?
Make another one, this is great.
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>>13249216
I wouldn't cheer for /mlp/ either, but their next match is against /v/
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>>13249224
put it on a happy little shelf
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>>13249236
Wouldn't it have been easier for them to just be lounging on sand-chairs drinking sex on the beaches (sexes on the beach?)?
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>>13249216

>considering yourself a part of /mlp/ and not /co/

You fucked up.
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>>13249118
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>>13249203
Rumble and Flitter doing stuff that's unintentionally suggestive and out of context to someone that happens to hear it
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>>13249216
I'm hoping for /mlp/ /b/ final.
Bread Bowl.
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>>13249203
CMC gooponies tacklehugging cherilee and making a big sloppy mess.
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>>13249203
Bat ponies
It's been dead as shit here.
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>>13249220
I don't know, I'd think it usually takes a while for the rain to build up so the gopher would have plenty of time to leisurely leave its hole.
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>>13249236
reminds me too much of this
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>>13249216
Pls stop calling fursecution

The difference between rainbow dash and a sergal wolf dolphin dragon with six wings and all the chaos emeralds is absolutely nothing kthx

-the normal people
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>>13249273
Goddamn this so much
it will be glorious
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>>13249240
Bonus if it's Hobo pony and Police pony.
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>>13249257
>there are people here who don't even lurk /co/
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>>13249280
>it's actually an analogy for dash teasing your dick
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>>13249262
silliest pones
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>>13249273
whoever wins, we all lose
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>>13249276
bat pony general has been taking much of the bat pony conversation
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>>13249280
Twilight your leg is hanging in the air again
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OKAY OKAY

WHAT IF WHAT IF

WE TAKE HOBO PONY

AND GAVE HER A SHOTGUN
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>>13249242
i wasn't going to buy neither anyway
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>>13249254
they can't drink alcohol
apple bloom is too young
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>>13249289
what is your obsession with sergals and wolves?
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>>13249240
>>13249236
Between these two, which should I do?
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>>13249330
in time
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>>13249203
RumbleScoots awkward and cute first date!
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>>13249220
awesome
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>>13249326
but hobo pony is already dead.
and already decayed so much that little more than her skeleton is left
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>>13249338
Also, this one >>13249349
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>>13249338
Hobo pone and police pone.
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>>13249333
I don't know shit about what makes a furry so I just shoehorned in words I heard in MLPG.
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>>13249331
She can have a virgin sex on the beach.

...Wow, that makes the drink's name even worse.
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>>13249349
I'm guessing you haven't heard the news
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>>13249276
>>13249318
Thank god.
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>>13249312
>tex's_wet_dream.png
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>>13249373
Nathan please
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>>13249363
>I just shoehorned in words I heard in MLPG
typical contemporary MLPG poster.bmp
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>>13249012

>announcing an old update

fuck you
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>>13249353
UNNECESSARY
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you enter your sex dungeon when to your surprise, you find fluttershy tied up and bound

what do
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>>13249373
your headcanon =/= my headcanon
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>>13247499
What I hate the most is people who hate things and give shit about it at every opportunity without actually discussing it.
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>>13248040
As a longtime transformation fan, I was never even interested in reading it. I lost my TF mojo in 2009 when my transsexuality went away..
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>>13249386
>hey anon what did you think about the new episode
>brony pandering autistic sergal piss
>what about the comic?
>fetishfag metaposting about horsecocks
>thanks for your input anon.
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>>13249353
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>>13249405

whoa

when did i get a sex dungeon?
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>>13249405
Ask her where Rarity went.
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>>13249405
why am I surprised?
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>>13249405
Let her go, apologize, and fire the guy that got you the wrong character.
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>>13249405

depends

is it EqG Fluttershy?
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Alright, Police Pony pursuing Shop Lifter story is a go.

Back in a bit.
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>>13249390
her body still wasn't recovered. she starved to death behind an abandoned dumpster and her smell went unnoticed. since she couldn't be identified and having lived as a drifter for so long, basically means that her death undid her existance
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>>13249410
...what exactly made your transsexuality "go away?"
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>>13249257
I think we're still /co/

The problem is we are the only ones
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>>13248842
genderswapped pankquest sounds great
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>>13249444
time eventually undoes everyone's existence
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>>13249444
You stop right there
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>>13249464
>not twinquest
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>>13248842
Glatter pls draw
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>>13249410

Hey I remember you

this isn't the first time you've shared this
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>>13249464
>Pinkie makes lewd advances on femanon, eventually coercing her into a "sleepover"
it sounds so much dirtier when the genders are swapped
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>>13249373
I hate rumblescoot
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>>13249414
>horsecocks

Popularfag pone fetish? Piss general. Meta mewball furry unf and waifu shipping in steamchat because rediv streamed communism. Sergal contributor's hateanon's artfag improvement transformation size play even watched the show. Really, filtered satyr fat pony glitter glue.
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MLPG I'm sad

I miss /co/

Does anyone have any /co/ and pony parody/drawings/wahever?
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>>13249513
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>>13249506
Get dunked
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>>13249524
>missing /co/ - ika musume
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>>13249506
Good. Channel that hate into art
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>>13249505
isn't it great?
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>>13249524
it's a bit scattered but I'll do my best for you
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>>13249513
>satyr fat pony glitter glue

This has to happen
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>>13249506
>mfw a vorefag has an opinion around me
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>>13249548
It really does
I want male Pinkie to invade my personal space
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>>13249513
dat jelly shitposting bait Krautism day-thread summerfag piss feel greentext
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>>13249550
what the fuck am i reading?
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Drawing request idea

Draw the "This bait" this, but have pony on the hook and the fish is 4chan
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>>13249571
Stallion sounding gay semen smoothie?

Hahaha rape ponka
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>>13249491
He JUST drew like 7 pics

True, they were just 5 minute edits of the same pic, but STILL
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>>13249550
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>>13249566
such a terrible fetish to be cursed with
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>>13249566
if i didn't know the context i'd think this photo was from the 1970s
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>>13249373
Mewball, PLS
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I did it!
It took me three days to start and of course it turned out awful but I drew a pony!
IM FREE!
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>>13249550
Well, they have a point...
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>>13249550
>either white OR male
>no option for both
WHERE ARE MY PRIVILEGES NOW
FOOLS, THIS SHALL BE YOUR UNDOING
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>>13249119
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STOP
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>>13249602
Good!

Now draw a griffon and a pony.
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http://www.derpibooru.org/415954
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/ss/ is not pedophilic in any nature
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>>13249625
fuck off pedo
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>>13249619
>horns forever touching
>doomed to be gay forever
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>>13249619
Fuck, didn't crop the top
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>>13249571
sweaty sergal balls jessy for sexual best filly unf not rumble femsnails
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>>13249594
unf squelch >you will never futa motherly amazon
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>>13249550
I've done nothing wrong yet I feel like I have

Does anyone have MT's address? I think I should send her flowers or something
>>
Does getting your vagina pounded even feel good? Honestly
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>>13249621
Do they have to be interacting?
Because I dont think my brain or hand can handle two things interacting
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>>13249633
I wanna try that drink out
goddamnit
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>>13249639

this is hot
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>>13249620
*bang*
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>>13249602
congratulations
its shit
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>>13249639
>motherly amazon

oh baby

>giant amazon mother pone giving you a crushing hug
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>>13249654
order online and have it delivered to a P.O. box
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>>13249637
>>13249639
Musky artfubando!?

Fucking marevag
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>>13249645
Be sure to check your privileges daily, anon
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>a zebra will never flare in your mouth
>>
What's your opinion on "Trixie x Peanut Butter Crackers"?
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>>13249661
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>>13249692
boner lost
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>>13249550
Representation only encourages racial thinking.

Kids shouldn't develop a tribe mentality early on. They should learn to relate and identify with other races.
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>>13249666
>666
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>>13249439
Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, Steel Cuff was on patrol. As a police officer in the city of Manehattan, it was his sworn duty to uphold THE LAW by protecting the innocent and punishing wrongdoers.

Officer Steel Cuff was getting hungry so he decided to stop by a 7-11 for some cheap ass doughnuts. While he was there he saw a filly swipe a Kit Kat bar and hide it between her cheeks. He waited until she moved for the door to approach.

"Hey kid, what are you doing?' he asked.

"Stealing this Kit Kat bar with my butt," she replied.

Steel Cuff snorted. "You can't do that!"

The filly grinned. "Yuh-huh, my parents are dead."

"Grrrrr!" Officer Steel Cuff shook his hoof in frustration as there was nothing he could do, the child's parent's were clearly dead.

The filly laughed and trotted outside to eat her well earned Kit Kat bar. "Ewww, it's all melted now!"

Steel Cuff approached her from behind and lay a hoof on her shoulder. "And now you know that crime doesn't pay."

"Oh, give me a break!" the filly replied.

So Steel Cuff handed her another Kit Kat Bar

"Gee thanks mister!"

"Run along now, young one," Steel Cuff said. "Stay in school, don't do drugs."

"Okay!"

Steel Cuff watched the little filly run off down the street. Another job well done, officer!
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>>13249686

>you will never kiss a zebra while he flares in your pussy
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>>13249702
>force all the white kids to watch a show about zebras
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>>13249689
it was funny until bronies ran the joke into the ground like they do with every meme
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>>13249701
found it nvm
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zebras a shit
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>>13249686
>>13249715
>you will never take futalestia's solar flare
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>>13249692
I really, really want you guys to write another one of these
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>you lift up the covers that cover an unconscious rarity only to be hit with a wave of unimaginable heat and a stench that can only be described as the sweat of musky stallion balls

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