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Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!

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>>13211123
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>>13214903
Rainbow Das always dress like a retarded hipster.
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>>13214903
Those stripes with that denim?

GENIUS
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>>13214903
>style savvy trendpony general
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>some cry
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>>13214939
She's a dork.
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>a philophile deserves respect
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>>13214903
Reminds me of how I dressed in high school...
Damn I'm sexy.
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>>13214947
Shit, is that game any good? I've seen it like, 10 dollars sometimes.
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>>13214903
Prettiest pone
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>>13214903
Sweatiest pony
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GOO CHANGELING WHERE
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>>13214974
10 bucks? Shit, where?

And I've heard surprisingly good things about it on /v/ of all places.
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>>13214980
Have you played that dress up game yet?
You should do human Dash posing with those clothes.
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>>13214965
>Twilight discovers an assassination attempt in the works
>They're using memory erasing spells and removing any records of her existence
>It'l be like she was never born
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>>13214987
smelliest pony
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Why don't you have a free shit ad on the bottom of the sub?

http://mlpg.co/advertise/
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>>13214965
Did she even write those papers in the first place?
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> "Interested in" neurochemistry
> "Taught anatomy and physiology" with no indication of the institution, or if he's active, whether a held chair or adjunct
> Absolutely no MA or PhD
> Anatomy and physiology, not biochemistry, neurobiology, neurology, or urology

Why the fuck does /nopfap/ listen to this guy again?
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>>13214965
Do you ever sleep?
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>>13214980
>Pink hooves
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>>13214785
Do they even have sharpies like our Earth?

How do they manage to make straight lines on short fur?
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>>13215019
Their brains are all fucked up from edging too long.
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Why aren't you getting high high high
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What video games are you currently trying to finish?
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>>13214997
>>13215014
Uh-oh, it's working.
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>>13215048
MK7 I guess.
You have no idea how frustrating it is to get all 3 stars on all the cups.
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>>13215025
I.S.A.A.C. has taken over many of L.E.T.H.'s duties since it needs maintenance right now due to repeated malfunctions recently.
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>>13215019
I don't even have any idea who that guy is.
Also doesn't seem to have a wikipedia page.
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Mlpg I just woke up from a dream where I was set to marry Twily and it was gonna happen in this huge expansive mansion but we had to run away amongst the labyrinth of rooms because we were being pursued by reporters eager to ask us about our favourite disney movies and make us pose in odd ways that would serve as advertising to Disney.

Then the time of the marriage came and suddenly half the audience were EQG style abominations and apparently there was a rubbish issue so everyone had to line up double file to dispose of their trash except I didn't know if the line was based on our names alphabetically or on the name of the trash we had so I freaked out and kicked over the bin and Twily and I ran away together and got married in a swamp instead.

What does it mean?
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>>13215048
bowser's inside story
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>>13215019
Because he's a fraud. Masturbation lowers blood pressure, positively affects sleep cycles and self-esteem, and helps open blood vessels in your nose.
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>>13215066
Leth is just 'busy'
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>>13215048
Do you want the whole list, or just the ones I'm actively working on?
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This is my first pony drawing.

Is it good?

Is the shading too much?

Tell me how I did.
I drew with a mouse, please be gentle.
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>>13215039
>Do they even have sharpies
Yes, but you'll have to be sharper than them.
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>>13215066
Is that why Leth hasn't been doing his hiatus updates recently?
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>>13215095
NOT BAD
CROP THAT SHIT THOUGH
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>>13215048
Prototype
But I keep loosing interest and every time I pick the controller up again I forgot which key does what again
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>>13215095
pretty good
though i don't know why the image is so large with all that blank space
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>>13215095

The bone in Bonbon's leg is too high up.
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>>13215095
i like it
the shading isn't too much at all, if anything you should darken it a little

only thing is bon bon's hair is more pink and you should really crop it
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>>13215086
>>13215104
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>>13215095
Is it your first drawing or your first pony drawing?
Because that's pretty damn good for a first try
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>>13215095
The proportions look good and relate to each other. I'm assuming you've drawn before on paper.
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>>13215124
I have yet to see that movie. Is it good?
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>>13215048
Deus Ex: HR
Batman: AA
TiQaL
Dead Rising 2
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
Fable III
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>>13215025
Yes.
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>>13215137
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>>13215137
It's a slow burn, but it's very well-crafted.
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>>13215067
He's the guy who among other things claims that extensive porn use can cause erectile dysfunction in twenty-somethings. He pushes half-assed theory which is tantamount to 'saving your chi' through abstaining from all sex or masturbation to get your mojo back.

Never you mind there may be other factors, such as simple inexperience, stress, or you could argue 'the death grip" is a bad idea. Or that study after study suggests testosterone spikes in seven to nine days of abstaining then returns to individual baseline.

He did a TEDx talk a while back that was more or less a painted-pig - he claimed that these solid studies which focus on drug addiction totally support the Coolidge Effect and somehow this applies to humans. The rest is blowing up an Italian study as "a watershed" when it's never been reproduced or the results validated.

That doesn't stop his page from getting millions of clicks from that talk.
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>>13215048
SMT4
Minotaur is kicking my ass.
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Hey there, playing life safe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeLrqLP1DJk
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>>13215127

It's my first pony drawing. I've drawn doodles before, but I wanted to learn how to draw cute little ponies.
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>>13215175
If you do a little digging, every single /nofap/ board uses his page as evidence, forsaking all others.

Makes about as much sense as this.
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>>13215175
>anatomy and phyisiology
Code words for lying sack of shit.
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>>13215155
Why is this image so goddamn funny?
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>>13215175
>10 years of otherworldly death grip
>zero problems to get a hard one
I have the feeling that he's bullshitting
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>>13215144
I tried DE:HR, and I got bored. Felt too grindy with all the leveling and exp.
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>>13215207
>tfw no BBC America to watch TNG reruns
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>>13215188
Yo, Gilda, what's up?
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>>13215208
Looks pretty good. I started way below that.
Also, if you only have a mouse I'd suggest going traditional instead.
Drawing with a mouse is really atrocious
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>>13215234
Well he uses nebulous terms like 'performance,' which more or less is in parallel with "if you fap to that, you'll never enjoy REAL women!"

It's true some guys have trouble reaching orgasm with other partners because they've gotten used to their own death grip, but the solution is maybe different masturbation, not OH GOD STOP THE PORN STOP THE DICK VIOLENCE.

But Reddit is not one to take the middle path.
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>>13215242
I never watched a whole lot, but after seeing clips and such, I want to watch the entire TNG. I'm hoping they handle meta concepts well considering that with their tech, that's all that's left.
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>>13215241

That seems kinda unusual to me. I never got to a point in Human Revolution where I felt like "I'm not leveled enough to do this, I'd better go grind."
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Tweaking Pinkie Pie's teats.
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>>13215250
Nuthin much, dude. Just wondering if you wanted to hang tonight.
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>>13215301
I just see too much game mechanics and it overshadows the story for me. I really like transhumanism, cyber, megacorp, etc but I can't enjoy the setting when I have to worry about minmaxing.
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>>13214903
And for those that haven't tried this, here are the links to it

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends-2&id=7401
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>>13215267
The fact the people advocating this are people who can't get sex makes it worthless anyway.
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>>13215338
You really don't need to. And if you want, you can try out the director's cut that comes out later this year. has some pretty decent improvements to it.
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>>13215338

I loved the story too, but I also liked the game mechanics. I've never played on the easiest difficulty but maybe that's what you're looking for.
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>>13215144
Don't bother with the cop mode in NFSHP, just go through the racer mode and then freedrive if you feel like playing it.
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>>13214939
>rainbow das
>always dress like
Is English your first language ?
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>>13215048
SR4
Nothing's really holding me back save for the game's mediocrity in many areas.
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>>13215352
Actually most of them are 20-something guys who probably had unrealistic expectations of their performance with their first or most recent partner who go searching the internet and "discover" that porn is the problem! Masturbation is the problem! Nofap it away, see if you can steel your will and harden your dick!

They can and do have sex but unfortunately their anecdotes of success are rewoven into a tapestry of legitimacy for a crackpot, because mitigating factors and the placebo effect are just to depressing to consider when you've spent 90 days discussing how very hard you've tried not to masturbate.

Then again, like most people I'm aware you can have a healthy sex life and be party to some pretty unusual sexual fantasies. Like with aliens or abstract energy beings or adorable horses or horse-persons with magic. You'd have to be pretty silly to think novelty-seeking is something haunting your dick and preventing boners.
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>>13215341
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>>13215260

I would draw on paper but I just make too many thick lines for traditional. It makes whatever I'm drawing look terrible finished.

I can't stop it.
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>>13215433

Thumbnail Proto Man, pls
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>>13215458
Noice.
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>>13215079
>positively affects self esteem

I fap to characters meant to be role models for little girls and I feel awful every time. I fap to real women, barely cum, and feel awful every time. I fap to everything from gay sex to ladyboys and barely cum because they're not pone related enough and feel awful every time.

Don't tell me what not to feel bad about

>>13215324
unf birdbutt unf
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>>13215324

Gross, I bet you have griffon cooties
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>>13215429
>white girl
>having an ass

Please
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>>13215458
This is way more fun then it has any right to be.
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>>13215504

I see you're not a fan of Pattycake
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>>13215504
It happens
I mean not like Brazilian ass but still
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>>13215504
Latina and Puerto Rican women tend to have a great ass more consistently, but
There are white girls with amazing asses out there, Anon.
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All the Ponies have lost their livelihoods thanks to the Recession!

Now they have to get 9-5 jobs!

What do they do?
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>>13215504
White girls can have asses

They just watch their weight instead of eating two buckets of KFC a day
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>>13215495
Maybe you're not fapping to the right images. Or you should forego images entirely and use your imagination.
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>>13215495
Masturbation in general has positive self-esteem outcomes, but maybe fapping to something guilt-laden shouldn't be expected to.
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>>13215341
>pick fluttershy
>fluttershy doll standing there in underwear
>put socks on her
>put a butterfly clip in her hair
>done.
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>>13215525
go back to equestria where keynesian economics isn't a thing
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>>13215525
They all work at the library because Twilight owns and manages it.
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>>13215137
Slow as molasses, but it's a good film.

I would watch it for it's cultural and historical significance alone.
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If I were to start doing regular streams of Bill Nye the Science Guy episodes, how many of you would be interested?
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>>13215242
I used to just sit through hours of it on spike
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>>13215525
Applejack starts working in an agri-business firm in marketing, because she's a honest public face. It's eating her alive because now she knows just how well everything is geared to make clients feel like they're having a good deal while guaranteeing the company gets an x profit margin
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>>13215553
nah
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>>13215553
I would watch it if it was at decent hours for EST
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>>13215541
>Pick Twilight
>Put the sock thing over her crotch like she has a huge dong
>Laugh for 5 minutes
>Go to fap
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>>13215577
I liked that and DS9. I also liked Voyager for things other than the fap material of Jeri Ryan
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>>13215553
Bill Nye is one of those things that every once in a while I think back on fondly and watch a few minutes of on youtube before getting bored and doing something else
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>>13215541
>>13215599
But where's the fun in that?
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>>13215606

DS9 deserves to be way more popular than it currently is.
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>>13215013

I started a bid on one

when does the ad show up
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>>13215645
>dat bun
MY DIIIIIIIIICK
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>>13215525
Fluttershy starts working as a steel worker, but ends up being great at it and comes out of her shell around the guys
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>>13215019
Because he's good at tricking people with his bs, look at people who push alternative health shit.Their main tactic is claiming that everything is a conspiracy and whatever they're selling is a miracle cure-all that Big Pharma is trying to suppress.
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>>13215657
Aw shit, now I'm just seeing Fluttershy as a giant hermit crab
Her shell house is so cozy
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Have you finished those projects?
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>>13215689
NO
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>>13215681
What if all of the ponies were crabs?

What if applejack was a coconut crab?
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>>13215689
>Error: Password incorrect.
what did I told you last time anon?
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>>13215689
Nope.gif.the movie
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>>13215689
No. And every time you ask, you have delayed the project 7 months.
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>>13215047
I bought a vaporizer so I can smoke in my apartment and not get yelled at, it's really convenient because I can hit it and jerk off to pony porn at the same time.
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>>13215714
She'd be delicious with butter.

That's her fetish.
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>>13215723
Gabe plz go.
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>>13215681
Pinkie Pie: Everybody lost their jobs, but you seem to be doing pretty well for yourself!

Fluttershy: You'd think it'd get easier once you find a shell, but other crabs keep coming to take it away! Hey! I see you over there...looking at my shell-house! Keep it moving, buster!
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>>13215717
I don't know what you are talking about.
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>>13215645
Idk.
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>>13215725
Because it's pretty hard to find a hookup unless you're involved with a frat up here.

Believe me, if I could I'd be Magic Boxing that shit.
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>>13215681
>>13215714
literally cancer
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>>13215047
Because I have no interest in risking future employment on account of drug tests
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>>13215714

then she'd have a burger on her butt
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>>13215743
>filename
Lel
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>>13215767
Well if it doesn't look like you're getting a job in the next month, you're probably fine.

No, really. The majority of drug tests can only find THC metabolites on the outside thirty days after the ingestion, and that's the longest-lasting in battery tests. You can literally take meth and have a clean lab two weeks later. LOTS of meth.
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>>13215754
If you can grow that's the best option. You can be self-sufficient and have a lower risk of being arrested unless you do something dumb like tell someone or grow without a carbon filter.
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>>13215759
>filename
One guy (this guy: http://whatsapokemon.deviantart.com/favourites/53880058) commisioned a few dozen artists with the prompt "rarity fighting a giant crab" and other artists saw artists they like doing this, and soon hopped on the train thinking it was a hot new fad and as a result it actually became a fad.
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>>13215047

I'm out until tomorrow
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>>13215767
Funny thing, I've had five jobs off and on with mandatory randomized drug testing, but

No one's ever been tested. Not even once. It's like it's boilerplate and most people just want to keep employees on staff.
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>>13215797
Completely random drug testing in college
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>>13215797
You can use synthetic urine, it works fine. I got a 10 panel test in the psych hospital a few days ago and I came back positive after not smoking for a few weeks.
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>implying
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>>13215836
> random drug testing
> in college
What the Hell kind of college do you go to?
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>>13215835
They'll only test if someone has an accident so OSHA doesn't fuck with them. Most companies want to avoid drug testing because it's expensive.
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>>13215869
No wonder they put so much stock on initial training.
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sex with Twilight
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sexual cuddles with Creampuff
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>>13215849
I'm betting either it's a religious school, or he's on a sports team
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>>13215047
smoking weed was actually cooler in high school
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>>13215896
>Creampuff
That the fetish OC that's pretty much a male red ribbon, right?
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>>13215848
>flannel shirt and panties
I'm sorry rarity, but Twilight has uncovered my weakness.
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>>13215904

yesss
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>>13215895
I want to have sex with a pony so bad it's ridiculous
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>>13215739
I wonder if Gilda would be one of those insane laser-claw mantis shrimp.
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Ponies are best in shirts without pants

Kind of makes me want to get one o' them Tulpa things...
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>>13215910
You are my flannel shirt bro.
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>>13215922
but if you had to choose just one?
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The fact that I am still without my pony waifu is maddening.
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>>13215933
Its too much work, don't bother.
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>>13215909
minus the really cute dresses
>>13215896
unf
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>>13215909
If you're thinking of the ugly yellow one, that's Lemonpuff
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>>13215655
Like what you see?

>>13215848
That's just cheating
Though Twilight rocks flannel really damn well.
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>>13215924
Their claw impacts with about the same kinetic energy as a .22 bullet. They can crack the tank and split your finger easily.
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>>13215909
All those fat fetish oc's disgust me. More so because you're inventing a character purely to be mentally masturbated to. Such a waste of effort.
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>>13215937
Probably Cadence
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>>13215938
Just remember. Even if she was real, she definitely would never want to be with you.
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>>13215848
Sorry, but Twilight ain't no slut.
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>>13215948
>implying it's any better to spend that time on MLPG
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>>13215933
You should shoop a condom wrapper into her mouth.
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>>13215970
>converse

unf
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>>13215969
Y-You lie..
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>>13215970
> nopants around the house makes you a slut
Anon, I'm not sure how to tell you this
That's most single women
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>>13215948

does it really take a bunch of mental forcing over months?

can't I just make a fuckable imaginary friend today?
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>>13215914
>ponies
>feet

THIS ISN'T RIGHT
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>>13215976
But wasting time on MLPG isn't work. All you have to do is sit here, look at cute ponies, and sometimes comment.
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I started masturbating a lot more when I found MLPG, made my libido shoot up
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>>13216012
clearly you need to be ponying harder
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>>13216000
tulpas aren't real, it's /x/ shit
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>>13215992
And many single men
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>>13216018
MLPG made me slow down and make my sessions longer and much more intense

now I like to tease myself for hours until I can blow my load in 30 seconds, and it feels better than it ever did before
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>>13215398
but cop mode is the best part
I love me some take-downs
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>>13216030
Tulpas are real. The reason most people haven't heard of them is because it's a Buddhist thing that never really left the temples.
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>>13215960
I don't know, if it's just a regular OC I can kinda understand it. It just gets super creepy when it's basically a self-insert.
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>>13216000
It does. It took me about 7 months to start feeling anything at all and by that point I was too bored and gave up.
Most of the people who say they have tulpas are roleplaying faggots who should be ignored, especially if they say they created them in only a month or two.
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>>13216045
>hours

An hour is as long as I'll go, beyond that there's diminishing returns
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>>13216030
tulpas are real if you believe they're real
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>>13215896
Oh something else to filter.
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*blorp*
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The fun thing about Tulpas is that the entire point of it is making yourself going insane

It's like pin-point insanity

But /mlp/ has ruined it, so I'll stick to pictures of Ponies Without Pants
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>>13216001

but it's so fun
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>>13216075
wait wait wait
let's not be hasty

what if stoned cuddles with Creampuff?
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>>13216059
Silly stories about sexualized ponies are fine, and rule 34 shit is expected but when you start to make fucktoy characters for a little girls show you're crossing a line. Like milky or a thousand other things, even the sonic fandom didn't have a big assed hedgehog with an anal fetish or some such shit paraded around.
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>>13216088
Good, ponies should never pants
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>>13216068

Not for me.

I regularly almost reach hands-free orgasm just from teasing. I've done it once and I'm trying to do it again.
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>>13216073
That's some entry level philososhit right there.
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>>13215910
same

>>13215934
I'll scan that drawing I mentioned the other night soon I swear
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>>13216001
I fucking love hooves!
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>>13216068
Beyond that my dick pretty much goes "fuck this, I aint gonna work that long" and shuts itself down.
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>>13216088
There is just something about panties peeking out from beneath a shirt that does something for me.
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>>13216088

I'll gladly make myself insane if I can have a sentient figment of my imagination around
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>>13215933
>pants pulled down

[unfing intensifies significantly]
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>>13216110
Teasing as in mental teasing? I know it's possible to cum entirely hands free through sheer willpower, but it sounds hard.
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>>13215933
I am deeply amused by this picture.
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>>13216105
When you put it that way it really is hella creepy.

Good thing I'm a vanillafag, the worst thing I've done is fantasizing about a cartoon horse.
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>>13216132

No, I play with my nipples

They're unbelievably sensitive
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>>13215689
Not even close. Still trudging through at least four commissions at the moment, possibly a fifth. I think I've taken on more than I can handle.
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>>13216115
>your pony waifu will never give you a hoofjob
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>>13216105
I am like 80% sure that if you were willing to look for it you could find a hedgehog OC with a giant ass
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>>13216156
Hooves look unwieldy, I'd rather her mouth
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>>13216157
Less likely to find one with a community behind it.
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>>13215689
Almost done with this tumblr update!

Comic making is AWFUL time consuming. Remind me to stop doing them.
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>The HUB is doing a costume contest for Halloween.

How many pony costumes and bronies will we see?
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I'm amazed that FS can pull off most of these clothes pretty damn well. She looks heart stoppingly adorable in all of them.
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>>13216175
>pony costumes
Quite a bit.
>bronies
Too many.
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Guys, I think I just won the Dress Up Game
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>>13216112
Well given the whole point of tulpas is to gradually and purposefully drive yourself mad by shaving off a piece of your subconscious, giving it a shape, and turning it into a separate personality that you can talk to, and then forcing yourself to hallucinate a body for them that you are able to see and feel as if its real.

I think he's technically right. They're real if you believe they're real because they're imaginary friends taken to the next level.
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>>13216175
Thousands.
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>>13216182
>pull off most of these clothes

unf
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>>13216194

I think I'm gonna do it
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>>13216156
I'd rather the mouth. I'd rather rub her sore hooves after a long day.
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>>13216189
>That face
Ew no.
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>>13216189
nah, this one beats it juuuust slightly: >>13215848
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>>13216189
>implying
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>>13216205
Good luck. I was thinking of trying again now that I have my own place.
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>>13215176
BUFU YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER
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>>13216210
Better or worse?
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>>13216236

There's a guide somewhere, right?
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>>13216205
good luck. never had the patience to for longer than a week of trying it myself. Maybe I'll find my own way. Stay away from Fede's methods, but his tulpatones and stuff are good for forcing.
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>>13216238
Better but the cheek still jets out juuust a little too much.
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>>13216238
I want that Ponkie Poe to party all over my penis.
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Which pony have you had your best orgasm to
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>>13216238
>she just came out of the shower
yes! You're tied with flannel and panties Twi anon. Can you give it that extra bit to win the contest?
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>>13216267
Fuck off.
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>>13216264

Applejack.

I've had the best orgasms to Gilda though
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>>13216267

That pony is too small.
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"And where do ya'll think you're goin'? Don't you remember that it's Cuddle Country tonight?"

ugh, brown panties do not a sexy pony make
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>>13216267
Cutest pone.
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>>13216113
SCAN IT

WE NEED THE FLANNEL
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>>13216264
Twilight, came so hard that my hips bucked involuntarily and my legs shook
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>>13216241
There are tons. The tulpa general used to have a big list of them, but I'm not sure where they moved to.
Read as many guides as you can though. And remember that the process is quite different for everyone so don't freak out if things don't happen quite like anything you've read. I kept getting really worries that things weren't working right and it really slowed down the whole process.
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On Wednsday I said I would storytime some of the original Mask comics on /co/ after I finished Lamezone 1 and 2.
Unfortunately I no longer have access to the files and all the torrent I previously used to get them no longer work. So I am unable to storytime them at the moment.
I am still planning on storytiming Lamezone 1 and 2 and maybe ASSCASTLE if I feel like it. If anyone is still interested I'll be making a thread on /co/ right now.

This is not a very horse related post.
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>>13216267
Fuck on.
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>>13215848
Superior short hair + afterglow grin
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>>13216317
Forgot to add --

You know, in my heart of hearts Twilight probably would look a little like this.
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>>13216267
>you will never sleep with lyra

kill me
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>>13216267
Lyra dress-up game where?
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>>13216308
Hey now. Panties come in all kinds of shapes and colors, laces and bows, but the greatest pair you will ever behind will be the one your girlfriend wears on your night of sex.
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>>13216326
Ill go over and check it out. Im tired of ponies anyways.
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>>13216334
This nigger gets it. Short hair > all
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>>13216354
Woolie please go.
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>>13216334
> afterglow grin
That self-satisfaction is so endearing I often just fuck a lady then and there the morning after from that alone
The fact she smells like my linens and her hair is all touseled up and the morning light is wonderful only heightens my mighty need
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>>13216354
I prefer ponytails
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>>13216346
I bet she is the kind of pony that can't let you sleep because she moves too much.
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>>13216354
Nigga, if the girl has nice, silky hair long is always better than short
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>>13216267
>Mewball is Tex 2.0
There must always be one
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BIG FAT PONIES!
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>>13216308
Applejack, uh, I don't like you that way.

Also please dear god let that be 'country' spelled with an 'o'
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>>13216189
>>13216233
>no pigtails
pls
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>>13216320
Talk to me when your toes curl and you gasp
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>>13216346
i dont know that feel
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>>13216394

Mewball pls
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>>13216392
>First pony fap
unf
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>>13216394
Yes you know it.
Delusion isn't healthy, mew.
She doesn't real.
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>>13216390
>mfw she gives me a lap dance in that outfit
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>>13216325
I think theres still a tulpa general on mlpchan
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Now this is just trashy
I love it
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>>13216317
I don't have access to my scanner right now I'm sorry, I'll do it as soon as I can
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>>13216308
Depends on how you rock them.
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>>13216394
Tulpa's aren't canon mew.
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OH GOD I TOLD YOU NOT TO
IT'S EVERYWHERE
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>>13216400
>>13216405
>>13216422
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>>13216394
Do you masturbate to Lyra
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>>13216394
Mewball, I seen you staring in the window. My wife isn't going to have sex with you. Next time I am calling the cops.
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>>13216374
>implying that matters

>>13216394
>that butt
WHOA
WOWZA
AND OTHER SUCH EXCLAMATIONS
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>>13216308
> "Cuddle Country"
> "Where cuddles make puddles."
Applejack really, really shouldn't try to be creative.
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>>13216431
Shh, shh.
Just let it go.
Delusion is bad.
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Glasses on or off?

"Anon! What are you doing?"
"I'M PLAYING PRETTY PONY DRESS-UP GAME! LAY OFF!
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>>13216432
Anon he's spent 100+ hours drawing her. Why do you ask such stupid questions.
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>>13216427
>pony ponied all over your sheets
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>>13216457
Orange is not a creative color
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>>13216466
On
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>>13216466
Glasses on.
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>>13216435
>your wife
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>>13216477
You're thinking of green
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>>13216384
Well, he gets more replies for reposting a Lyra pic than most artists get for their stuff so MLPG seems to be totally okay with it.
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>>13216467
Just wondering, some people won't sexual to their waifu
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>>13216351
Thread's up.
Can't post a link here because you know, but you can find it on the catalog.
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>>13216466
off even though i am a huge girlsinglassesfag, those are terrible.

it looks like they are painted on her skin
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>>13216480
>ara ara anon-san~
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>>13216457
>Dirty talk with Applejack
>You keep telling her to shut up
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>>13216435
> implying that doesn't make our desire all the greater

>>13216487
See?
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>>13216487
>that tiny tongue swirling slowly around your throbbing head
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>>13216512
I'm just saying she shouldn't wander far from rodeo metaphors

It's what she's best at
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In this moment, I am euphoric
Not because of any egotistical belief in my own intelligence,
but because I know the Lord Jesus Christ is walking with me in His light
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>>13216487
>>13216435
You two are wrong, she is MY wife.
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I hope they make a CMC dress up game
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LINKBOARD WHERE?
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>>13216524

>tiny
>implying Mewball likes small ponies
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The fuck kind of dress up game are you playing MLPG?
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>>13216546
Ded
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>>13216496
>not satisfying your waifu
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>>13216546
As far as I know there's some banned word in it.
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>>13216550
The best kind
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>>13216547
Why would anyone like small ponies?
Big ponies can give you big hugs, big snuggles and big sweet and passionate sex.
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>>13216542
you just want to see them in their underwear, don't you anon
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>>13216550
ponut dressup

i gave mine a little hat
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>tfw pony is trying to run from pony
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pony should pony pony
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>>13216584

That's why you get two small ponies

Two small ponies having sex with you > One big pony having sex with you
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Requests?
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>>13216576
Link pls
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>>13216612
Filly Luna with an alternative hairstyle
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>>13216612

Rarity fussing over smelly Applejack
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>>13216611
But that's harem and goes against my waifu principles.
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>>13216612
two headed pony
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>>13216611
I want a sexual massage from Aloe and Lotus
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>>13216612
Goopony CMC tacklehugging cherilee and making a big sloppy mess
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>>13216529
>Things get weird when she makes you dress up like a clown.
>And gets the bull horns out.
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>>13216612
cloudchaser teasing rumble
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>>13216632
sexually?
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>>13216612
PIKMIN PONES
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>>13216641
all floating in glass
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>>13216618
>>13216550
see >>13215341
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>>13216612
Sweetie Belle eating pretzels
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>>13216645
That's when you just wwwalkout
You can be discrete but everyone has their limits
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CONGRATULATIONS, ANON!

You've been granted entrance to EQUESTRIA!!!

However, like most free things on the internet, there's a catch; The ponies aren't you're friends. No one is. You're to play the role of the villain. How you go about that is your decision, but your goal is toppling Equestria. You can take anything from the human world you wish, barring other sentient organisms. So, now that you're the next big baddie, what's you next move on taking (or all out breaking) the throne?
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>>13216611
>not wanting that big alicorn booty
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>>13216641
You mean two heads on their shoulders?
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>>13216624
>>13216632
>>13216641
>>13216644
>>13216646
>>13216656
Wow tons of requests, I wasn't expecting this at all. I think Ill do the pikmin request and then play around from there.
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>>13216612
Cmc discover the mirror pond, thus begins the cutie mark crusade.
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>>13216676
rape someone
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>>13216651

Nah

Just like, Rarity trying to get Applejack out of her house as fast as possible
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>>13216693
HUZZAH
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>>13216680

>not wanting to double penetrate a small but willing mare with a stallion
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>>13216676

Burn down Ponyville
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>>13216671
>Not diving into the barrel.
Come on, man!
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>>13214903
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>>13216683
One body. Two heads. Maybe two ponies merged together like Rarity and Applejack, or Lyra and Bonbon. OR maybe some cute circus twins.

cute, two headed pony.
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>>13216646
>she's rubbing his rock-hard coltcock while whispering dirty things in his ear
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Not pony but I don't know who else to ask:
So I'm starting to get into Star Trek, and I can't help but wonder why there isn't any transhumanism. Why haven't they perfected bioengineering to the point where people no longer age and they can back up their brain patterns to even hop bodies, either flesh or not. Only thing I can think of is they didn't think about that at the time of production, so this series is more of a retro-future ideal. Even though tech is great, the meta concepts of reality still play a heavy part, which is why I want to watch it. I guess every excuse will be made due to anthropic principle to support the setting to the max, but I wanted to know if there was a legit in universe reason why.
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>>13216676
I'll take my old college notes and some metalworking supplies. I shall conquer Equestria economically.
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>>13216512
>>13216529
The part of Applejack's lover will be played by H Jon Benjamin

Applejack: "Time to ride the Apple Express! Choo Choo!"

Other Pony: "Apple Express is okay, but don't say choo choo."

Applejack: "Choo Choo!"

Other Pony: "Okay, so, uh, where does the Apple Express take us?"

Applejack: "All points south through Hayseed Orchard, Wet Willy Canyon, and Hogbelly Cave!"

Other Pony: "Are...are those actual places?"

Applejack: "Oh you better believe they are!"

Other Pony: "What part of you is the orchard?"
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>>13216709
>Rarity trying to get Applejack eat her out of her house as fast as possible
unf
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>>13216724
I don't think you understand the mass of dat ass.
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>>13216739
I like this guy's style
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>>13216676
I'll take some camouflage clothing with me and start cuddle raping ponies.

If I'm effective enough I maybe get Celestia to show up to defeat me and then I cuddle her, too! #YOLO
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>>13216727
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>>13216763
Based anon.
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>>13216763
Nice job

I thought you are ded
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>>13216747

w-what
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>>13216734
also, side by side, not that push-me-pull-you thing. Also, I'll love you forever if you draw them kissing.
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>>13216738
They kind of touch on that indirectly, with Borg stuff, and Data. What it means to be human, etc. I imagine there's something on Memory Alpha about that...
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>>13216758

I don't think you understand how divine it feels to fuck a tight little mare stretched to her limits by your cock and that of a stallion, your dicks rubbing together through the thin wall separating the mare's ass and pussy.
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>>13216738
Because the borg did that and everyone hates them for whatever reason
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>>13216763
I like it!
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>>13216676
Take some human electronics and enough gold for a start up company. I'll play the role of capitalism in a socialist society.
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>>13216790
lesbian oral sex
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>>13216676
If only I could make modified machine guns so they could be fired by horses. Then I'd start a class war between Earth Ponies and Unicorns and become a war profiteer.
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>>13216735
I've been masturbating furiously to scenarios exactly like this for the last two weeks, d-don't do this to me
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>>13216808

but who would eat out a smelly Applejack
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>>13216809
>starting a war economy
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>>13216823
me and rarity
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>>13216820
Come for me little man I'll catch it in my mouth Or on my face~
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>>13216763
get on skype
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>>13216823
Any patriot who doesn't mind the smell of apples
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>>13216840

what kind of apples stink like sweat?
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So what fuckery are we up to today, then?
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>>13216808
>Rarijack lesbian oral sex
>not AJ using a strap-on
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>>13216853
I don't know it's pretty slow.
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>>13216858
unf
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>>13216853
ANON ATE ALL THE APPLES!
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>>13216853
Playing "Pretty Pony Dress Up"
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whoever the dude was who drew that flutterstrong, thanks for inspiring me to do my own
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>>13216853

I got an ad on the sub!
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>>13216880
Goddammit anon, I wanted to have an apple! It's not as sweet as other snacks, but I feel way better afterwards.
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>>13216887
The only more recent one I know is from Kevinsano.
Is it the one with Angel?
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>tfw no motivation
>tfw no qt.314 pony to cheer me up
crawling in my skin.
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>>13216820
elaborate
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>>13216832
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>>13216891
Congratulations!
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>>13216853
posting lyra
>>13216887
aw man this is really qt
i think it was kevinsano
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>>13216891
Looks like you where out bid.
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>>13216904
>you will never be anon's little pony
>you will never cheer him up when he's feeling down
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>>13216920

Thanks, it was fr-

>>13216932
FUCK
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>>13216887
That would be Kevinsano.
Will there be other musclepones?
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>>13216902
>Is it the one with Angel?
It is.
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>>13216902
>Kevinsano

He draws some great pony blowjobs
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Oh it's that time again to activate my filters.
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>>13216820
It's okay, just let it happen...
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>>13216924
Why don't you draw lyra instead?
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>>13216858
Simulated oral with a feeldoe or something?

Jesus. Hawt as fawrk.
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>>13216887
My boner just got boners.
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>>13216887
Huh, mang does browse us still.
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>"Hey anon!"
>"I need to do some work around the house, like fixing the bird houses that Dash knocked over while doing tricks and such."
>"Would you like to help out? All the others are kind of busy today... and the company would be nice..."
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>>13216858
>strap on
>Rarity not using her horn
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>>13216858
Rarijack lesbian oral sex is so hot
http://i.imgur.com/VndOMWP.png
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>>13216946
just this one
i dont even like FS that much but with her sorta buff it kinda works with her in an ironic "sure didn't expect that" kinda way
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>>13216702
>>13216725
>>13216761
You are apprehended immediately and sent to pony jail

>>13216739
>>13216806
>>13216809
Playing the subtle route, you cause Equestria to collapse on itself
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>Open Dress Up Game
>Immediately try to remove panties
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>>13216921
JESUS CHRIST NO
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>>13216974
because im drawing a house
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>>13217004
Sure. I was just going to masturbate all day otherwise...
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>>13217009
I have to go now

And take care of ... things
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>>13217010
ahh yes pls more
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>>13217009
unf
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>>13217010
She's kinda cute.
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>>13217011

Bullshit, an arsonist would be hard to catch because ponies are dumb
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>>13216946
>>13216887
That's actually pretty good.
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>>13217011
>You are apprehended immediately and sent to pony jail
But the most important question is: Did I get to cuddle Celestia during the arrest?
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>>13217015
But that has nothing to do with lyra!
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>>13217023
HAVE FUN ANON
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Am I the only one that gets REALLY annoyed when people start talking about past ERP experiences?

REAL stuff doesn't bother me, but ERP stories do
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>>13217011
Good. Does Equestria balkanize?
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>>13217004
My heart just broke.

I just realized that I will never be Fluttershy's "Big Strong Man"
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>>13217006
That is easily one of those things that I think people imagine would be hot, but would be the worst, in practice. It'd probably be like trying to use your elbow while wearing a shoulder brace.
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>>13216910
just a bunch of sexual scenarios involving cloudchaser teasing rumble

like her putting a dirty pair of panties in her dresser because she knows rumble's been rummaging around in there or teasing him when he gets an erection
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>>13217012
>removing pantsu
What is wrong with you
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>>13217047

Probably
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>>13217051
Start doing push-ups.

Keep doing them.

For a year.
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>>13217047
I only get annoyed when people talk about stuff they'll never post the logs of

it's like those douchebags that brag about drawing porn that they'll never share
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>>13217051
>>13217068
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats. Every day for a year.
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>>13217010
This reminds me of that one female minotaur hentai thing. The chick was strong because of her species and had huge knockers, but she grew up away from other minotaurs. Grew up being picked on, was shy, and the main character fucked her sweetly. It was cute.
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>>13217072
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>>13217058
Rubbing his cock with her dirty panties.
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>>13217068
>Do so many push-ups you start to move the planet instead of your body.

Feels good being superman.
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>>13217068
I think you'd need to sleep eventually
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>>13217072
what assholes
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>>13217012
it's like being a hormonal boy on newgrounds all over again
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>>13217012
Having a flashback of all those Newgrounds games?
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>>13217004
"Oh, hello again Anon! I was just going out for a picnic in the woods. Um... you can come too... if you want. I promise it'll be fun~" *blush*
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>>13217090
yeah, if you're gonna keep that quitter's attitude, maybe
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>>13217096
Whatever happened to Newgrounds?
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>>13217079

You should also work pull-ups in there

And deadlifting and squatting with actual weight will leave you feeling powerful as fuck. Back when I could squat 295 for reps, I could pick up anything and I loved it.
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>>13217086
Contrary to popular belief that folder is just full of pictures of GG rocking a mustache.
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>>13217079
That feel when your arms start to get rigid and thicker is so great. Like you've got two semis going all day.
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>>13217099
>fluttershy
>half naked
>going outside
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>>13217099
*sildewhistle boner*
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>>13217095
>>13217096
newgroundsmind
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>>13217047
Do you mean ERP itself or talking about something you weren't involved in?
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remember to report all anthro
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>>13217104
Popularfags
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>>13217093
Were your ears burning?
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>>13217099
>going into the woods with that much exposed skin

Sunburn.jpg
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>>13217111
I actually shaved it a while ago though
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>>13217055
it would be like oral except tilting her head forward. A soft warm glow of magic as she thrusts. She'd feel more than with a strap-on. There are probably spells for this sort of thing too.
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>>13217109
That stuff requires equipment, though.
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>>13217068
>push ups only
/fit/ would quarter you
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>>13217051
I know that feel bro.
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>>13217137
Fucking someone with your forehead would not be like oral at all
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>>13217079
>not 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km every single day for 3 years
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>>13217111
no, that's this
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>>13217125
Option B

And I'm not even upset about not getting details
I just DON'T want to hear about it
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>>13217079
Wouldn't you eventually need to take a break? Muscles need to heal.
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>>13217142
I do pull-ups on a tree.
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>>13217121
She's dressed for the hot, humid weather.

>>13217130
>Sunburn
Forests have lots of shade.

Besides:
>"Oh, I almost forgot! Could you... ah... could you please... help me put some sunscreen on."
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>>13217142

pull-ups don't really, just find something to grab onto and pull yourself up.

used to know this hobo who worked out on the kid's playground around here, he was buff as fuck
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>>13217157
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pony should digest pony
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>>13217099
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>>13217160
WELL I DON'T HAVE A TREE. I live downtown in a major metro.
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>>13217150
What if you're a monster girl with multiple mouths and one just happens to be on your forehead?
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>>13217151
>not SS GOMAD for 3 years straight
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>>13217182
> you don't make it out the door
> the picnic blanket still comes in handy
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>>13217182
This is about to get really really dark
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>>13217130
look at the size of that hat brim. And she's going into the shade of the forest. And someone as pale as her would put on lotion before leaving.
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>>13217157
Okay. At least people spoiler.
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>>13217191
Then spend the next year in the mountains.
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>>13217177
yes
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>>13217088
y-yeah, stuff like that
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>>13217182
lewd
and rape

You can't just pounce on her like that, anon. You have to let her muster up the courage to make the first move. Let her get comfortable enough and she'll initiate things herself.
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>>13217198

fuck where's Ross's pinkie when I need it
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>>13217198
What the fuck is SS GOMAD?
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>>13217192
I think I like unicorn forehead sex better.
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>>13217199
>missed opportunity for sex in the woods

Dammit, chistery
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>>13217223
>>>/fit/sticky
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Applejack just jacked your apple.
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>>13217223
A cruise ship
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>>13217223
Starting Strength is a work out routine, GOMAD is 'gallon of milk a day'
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I am SO GLAD I asked about this
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>>13217223

starting strength + gallon of milk a day

it's a routine for hungry skeletons
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>>13217182
>fluttershy
>not freaking out that her pants are down

0/10 immersion gone
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>>13217223
Straight shota Gallon of Milk A Day.
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>>13217229
>Go to fit
>See a profession thread
>Keeper of the basement
I can't stop laughing anon, help.
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>>13217237
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>>13217243

those are shorts
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>>13217226
Their forests have some crazy shit like MAGIC WOODEN WOLVES. I really, really don't want that kind of coitus interruptus.
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>>13217207
Or you could put the lotion on for her.

And if she was a pony she wouldn't be wearing clothes at all so you would need to lotion everything. EVERYTHING
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>>13217231
>you will never travel through space on the SS GOMAD, serving under Cpt. Rippetoe
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>>13217182
It's official.
Fluttershy best human.
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>>13217243
And just what are YOU going to do about it?
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>>13217243
she's trying to be sexy and it just got really awkward instead.
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>>13217255
You aren't going to the fucking EVERFREE. Just the local woods
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My pony and I took a 60 mile bike ride today. What did you and your little pony do?
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>>13217258
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>>13217269
Think about which forest Fluttershy lives at the border of
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>>13217269
But ...

Alright, fine

But you and I both know she's gonna realize halfway through she speaks with half the woodland creatures on a daily basis

Shit is gonna get awkward
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Do you think she has a chance with Chance?
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>>13217255
>not wanting the threesome
Truly plebeian performance
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>>13217275
What about creatine?
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>>13217000
not really, i was linked that kevinsano one and i was like "whoa this is actually a p. good idea"

i'm kinda phased out of MLP for the most part besides specific characters i dig or the off chance i wanna draw a horse somedays
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>>13217274

My pony just keeps throwing nerf balls at me. I have no idea where she is getting them all.
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>>13217283

not even once
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>>13217282
I'm okay with shared love and sexytime, but not splinters.
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>>13217287
Mang what in gods name is that
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>>13217289
Probably her natural pocket
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Reminder that Fluttershy is for cute dresses only, not for sexual.
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>>13217300
Looks like Luna
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>>13217219
The best kind of rape is the kind that you build up over the course of years.

First you develop a fake friendship so deep that you genuinely care about one another.

Then you emotionally seduce her by making her fall in love with you.

Then you trick yourself into not being able to get her out of your head.

And then, when the time is right, you kiss her. And if you did it right she'll kiss you back and then you'll start a fake-relationship so sneaky that it actually looks like a regular relationship.

Then you move in for the kill by convincing HER to have sex with YOU, which she'll want to! The best part is that you can do it for years! Even decades!
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>>13217287
Well thanks for the visit! The door is that way.
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>>13217182
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>>13217267
Which in the end just loops back around to absolutely adorable.
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>>13217283
Enjoy that hypertension.
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>>13217318
Also sexual.
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>>13217318

>pigtails
>not for sexual

pick one
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>>13217318
Dammit i meant clothes.
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>>13217318
>dem twin tails
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>>13217318
>implying she normally wears clothes
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>>13217318
I think Fluttershy would resent that.
She's a biological creature with needs too, anon.
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>>13217330
>crying

Too far nigga. Too fucking far.
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>>13217279
They have sex in public too, chistery. They're woodland creatures.
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>>13217318
>hair tucked into shirt
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>>13217330
You can just finger her without any fight
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>>13217330
woah now easy there
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>>13217332
I've never understood girls who have that bit of hair over their eyes. Shit would be distracting as fuck.
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>>13217318
Ponies are never for sexual
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I want Discord to stick his tongue down my urethra while he gives me a blowjob.
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>>13217287
that is the most deformed horse I have ever seen
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>>13217332
If I were turned into one of the mane six I'd have to pic Fluttershy. I don't even know why. I don't even care much for her. I like Dash less. But If I woke up and saw that I would be ok with it.
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>>13217330
over the line
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>>13217354
not for sexual
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>>13217330
Where do you do these? As in, got a link to the game?
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>>13217377
I want Chrysalis to give me a goojob
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>>13217330
I would start singing "A GOOD GOOD FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED!"
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>>13217358
Well humans fuck too, that doesn't make it unsurprising or mortifying when you see the local store clerk just staring at you getting hammered

Unless vouyerism is her fetish, that could get pretty awkward

Unless she's really just thinking picnic

Then it's only going to get annoying because she ends up giving the whole basket to "the poor hungry creatures."
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>>13217354
She can be for sexual, but not in the "bra and shorts in woods" kind of way.
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>>13217351
>that pic

Fucking unf
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>>13217367

fucking unf
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>>13217370
I used to have long hair that would cover my eyes.
Except I'm a dude.
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>>13217254
I can see that, anon

Where I come from "pants" can be used as a general term

>>13217260
Absolutely nothing, I'm just disappointed
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>>13217377
I would be attracted to Discord. Hell I am in spirit. But the boner killer is remembering his canon voice
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>>13217253
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>>13217391

--> >>13215341
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>>13217377
I want to absorb Discord's powers and give myself a 6-foot horsecock.
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>>13217405
But she's a nature loving pony, she'd be all over that.
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>>13217387
No you wouldn't. You'd make the body-swap freakout from Gravity Falls look calm and measured.
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>>13217377

I want to fuck Discord in the ass while he hugs me from behind

and then when I cum, I feel my own cum dripping out of my ass, and when I pull out I've got Discord's dick
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>>13217409
>>13217410
too much fucking unfs
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>>13217427
> Gravity Falls
> body-swap
... Go on ...
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>>13217403
Right, but woodland critters don't give two shits who's fucking who and where.
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>>13217412

where you come from is retarded
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>>13217378
>>13217300
okay i agree that wasn't my best work and there's alot of things I could have done to make it look marginally less fucked up
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>>13217390
then what IS she for then if not sexual?
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>>13217418
It's probably bad that I think that looks pretty fucking delicious, right?
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>>13217434
DYEWTS
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>>13217330
[Combat Shotties Intensify]
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>>13217351
she sure looks like she's enjoying that
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>>13217437
Right, but Fluttershy may well give a startle
Sort of a mood-ruiner.
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>>13217447
I'm on to him. He's just possessive, he wants her all to himself.
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>>13217326
Wait a second, that's just LOVE!
You sick man...
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>>13217443
That one on the other hand is cute as fuck
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>>13217447
nothing, she is a useless pony
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>>13217427
Anon I would react very calmly to being fluttershy. No need to project.
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>>13217452
Is this seriously annoying anyone else? It's plain unfunny now.
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>>13217405
>You will never help Fluttershy around her home, taking care of animals on a hot day just to be able to hang out on her porch after a hard day's work, drinking arnold palmers while you cool off.
>You'll never give her that first kiss as you say goodbye for the night.
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>>13217326
The perfect crime...
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>>13217448
It's the presentation.
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>>13217473

I only hate it because it makes me ashamed to be a Flutterfag
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>>13217468
Well if you're not doing anyhting with her then why can't she be for sexual?
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>>13217462
>>13217478
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>>13217473
The dress up game spam? Yeah.
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I didn't know what to give her, the yoga pants or the stockings
oh man
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>>13217443
MEGA
CUTIE
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>>13217492
>Noise filter
That artist and his taste in ponies disgusts me.
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>>13217457
They're woodland creatures, she fucking knows that better than anybody. Hell, she's probably seen THEM having sex on more than one occasion.
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>>13217492
That's my bugbutt.
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>>13217486
>>13217494
No, the whole [xxx intensifies] shit.
It's not clever at all.
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>>13217502
Yoga pants.
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>>13217443
Oh I remember you now.Thanks for the visit.
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>>13217439
That's not very nice
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>>13217434
Season 1. Episode 16. Get caught up.

>it's super great
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>>13217502
MAKE HER NAKED
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>>13217502
Why not both?
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>>13217487
ugly ponies shouldn't be for sexual, it's unbecoming
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>>13217494
I find it hilarious that most people here hate same face anime shit but this dress up junk is being spammed
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>>13217502
I like Dash a lot, but I'm gonna be honest. Fluttershy has got to be the best out of them all, with Pinkie as a close second with Twilight behind her.
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>>13217509
That doesn't mean she feels all that secure with them seeing her like this
Unless she's, I don't know
A ... druid?
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>>13217527
Fuck you, I'm sexualing that pony.
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>>13217511
[Bitching Intensifies]
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>>13217513
b-but stockings
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>>13217528
I hate this spam.
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>>13217535
>she just likes wearing this robe and making this face and that's all
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>>13217443
Oh my god is that Celestia in a tracksuit?
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>>13217532
>Pinkie as a close second with Twilight behind her.
Aren't lewd pairings cheating in a solo comparison?
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>>13217527
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>>13217542
The leggings were better.
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>>13217538
Your funeral
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>>13217492
What I want is to know Chrysalis as a person rather than a bland villain. Most of the stuff is fan made speculation.
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>>13217535
Why would she? She knows that to the other animals around her, sex is just another everyday sight in the woods. No special significance to them.

Hell, she may even get off on it.
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>>13217502
Are you gonna draw her?

>>13217532
Yeah, this. rarity is good, but kind of hard to mess around with. Dash is a pain and god help AJ.
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>>13217527
She had a stint in modeling. She is canonically very pretty.
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>>13217527
All of the ponies are ugly in their own ways. There is no such thing as true beauty except with humans because there's a set of traits all people are hardwired to find attractive or unattractive
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>>13217552
You really can't tell? You really can't tell?
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>>13217552
That's a hoodie.
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>>13217522
>no naked edits yet

I'm almost impressed
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>>13217563
I'd eat bacon with Fluttershy.
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>>13217542
why not both?
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>>13217548
same.
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http://sta.sh/01r2jetkn8m6
http://i.imgur.com/7PcLGdY.png

That voice sounds familiar.
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>>13217585
It's hotter to tease than to show
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>>13217566
The comic was great for that
Not a whole "A day in the life of Chrysalis" or anything, but some nice glimpses of personality
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>>13217528
>implying we aren't pretending to be little girls while playing dress up
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>>13217566
You probably wouldn't have gotten that even with a feature length movie.

Villains don't get to be people in kids shows. It's not a lowered standards thing, it's a "we don't want the kids to cry when the villain gets defeated" thing big studios and companies always do to protect their reputation.
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>>13217560
>/ss/ cherry popper Rarity will never be a thing

I wish I wasn't lazy so I could actually push my stupid headcanon.
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>>13217528
the dress-up thing is same face because it's only one drawing, anon
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>>13217551
I hope not.

>>13217567
That's certainly a possibility.
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>>13217589
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>>13217611
it's a good thing the comics are written for the tween to young adult audience then
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>rediv wants a 9 inch THICK dildo
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>>13217602
>but some nice glimpses of personality

Know how I know the comic wasn't written by the main crew?
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>>13217624
>that face
>that outfit
>that everything

...I like the DRUIDS guy better than this.
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>>13217594
>>13217548
>>13217528
I can delete the thread if you want
I didn't know it was going to derail the thread too much.
Specially since the OP of most threads is usually ignored
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>>13217645
My pony folder is pretty lean right now.

I'm sorry, Anon. So so sorry.
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>>13217511

Oh no, I still think that's pretty funny
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This
this is pretty fun
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>>13217611
I teared up at the end of Arkham City when Joker's message plays during the credits. Shit hit me hard.
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>>13217655
>deleting threads
>IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
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>>13217600
but sometimes after a lot of teasing it's nice to have a big show to finish things off
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>>13217640
she's a big girl anon.
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>>13217655
>deleting threads
>ever
maximum faggotry.
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>>13217517

I'm sorry

I'm just really passionate about articles of clothing, you know?
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>>13217640
she said she wanted it smaller and its not even that thick
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>>13217675
>mt tulpa
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>>13217680
>9 inches
>NOT THAT THICK
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>>13217655
please delete it
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>>13217691
>making your tulpa during shark week
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>>13217699
fuck you
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>>13217655
Eh, that would be a pretty dick move.
This is seriously just a case of what people like and dislike, there's no real right or wrong in this case. It's just a fad of the day and will likely be over anyway
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>>13217699
No, you fucking dipshit. He actually will. We've had an OP mega-faggot do it several times in the past two weeks.
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>>13217655
I double dog dare ya
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>>13217655
delete delete delete
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>>13217655
Don't delete it! Everybody's just having fun!

Who deletes things because they're fun?
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>>13217696
no I meant the dildo isn't even 9 inches thick anon do you understand
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>>13217675
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>>13217728
Faggots, that's who.
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>>13217696
No anon
3 inches thick
9 inches around
Those are different words
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>>13217728
/co/
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>>13217655
You have to delete this horse anon.
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>>13217718
>>13217723
this thread is shit it needs to go
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>>13217734
http://bad-dragon.com/products/stubbs

>Circumference of Shaft 9.00
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>>13217655
>Deleting the thread because you can't ignore ONE THING

If this was acceptable every thread would get deleted

>oh no they're talking about that fetish
>ugh they're talking about fapping
>oh no they're talking about rainbow dash
>[delete]

I fucking swear it's time to start only trusting tripfag threads again
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>>13217748
do you know what circumference even is.
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>>13217742
Except the circumference of that penis is not perfectly circular. The average one corresponds to something like 6.5" in circumference.

Jesus, did anyone pay attention in geometry?
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>>13217751
If he does delete it, I'll have to put on my old hat and make a thread myself.
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I'm not gay but I'd fuck mewball in the ass
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>>13217764
>The average one corresponds to something like 6.5" in circumference.

LOLNO

Most are <5"
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>>13217751
>I fucking swear it's time to start only trusting tripfag threads again

AROUND TRIPFAGS
RELAX
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>>13217781
>>13217764
5.5 master race, reporting in
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>>13217781
The average Bad Dragon horsecock, Anon.

And really? I ... I have to go bring out the measuring tape again
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You all gone from being faggots over a dressing game and now you are shitting on the op.
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Am I the only one who doesn't try to make them sexual? Just trying to figure out the cutest combination. It's way funner that way.

>>13217662
Pinkie is hella fun to dress.
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whats wrong with dress up games?
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>>13217751
We should have never stopped.
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>>13217794
Yeah, average is something like 4.5-4.8
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>>13217801
I don't see the issue, they're pretty cute if you ask me.
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>>13217798
It's the leg pop.

She has the cutest pose.
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>>13217795
How about someone makes new horse, dress up faggots stay here
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>>13217798
That's because you are either

1.) A gay man
2.) A straight woman
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>>13217795
We're telling him not to delete the thread and just let it ride

The ride never ends
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>tfw 5"x5"
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>>13217798
I don't for sexual them but I wouldn't post it out of shame
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>>13217780
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>>13217824
The ride needs to end
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>>13217814
> I am actually thicker than average
Man, I should have listened to my exes
And maybe slowed down a little
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>>13217823
Wait, you mean we aren't all little girls?
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>>13217780
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>>13217818
>thread's not even half-over
>hurr durr let's make a new one
You don't like the topic? Post something to change it for something you do want to talk about.
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>>13217818
And talk about what exactly? Start something else here and the other people bitching might join in
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>>13217818
Please leave and never return.
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>>13217828
mewball, you must save yourself for rediv
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BUTTON'S MILF WHEN?
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What if MLPG only existed within a week of comic and episode releases

>thing released
>MLPG continues for a week
>stops if thing isn't released
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>>13217850
Can we please talk about anal sex?
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>>13217827
your needless shame doesn't have to apply to everyone anon. People who can have fun without feeling guilty about it can have fun.
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Should I make a thread on /mlp/ about the game and link it here?
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>>13217871
you heard the man
everyone go home
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>>13217871
but where would I talk about stallions and their horseboners?
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If your Pony Love existed, would you save yourself for her?
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>tfw not cute enough to dress up in kawaii clothes in real life
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>>13217874
No. Instead we shall talk about horses. Wouldn't it be neat if more races of horse showed up in the show? A clydesdale would be interesting to see.
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>>13217877
you can if you want, but it's not really going to do any good

some people are always going to not like thing, regardless of what thing is
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Alright, new topic maybe

What's the fattiest meal available in Equestria?
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>>13217871
you've been trying to get this to happen for 3 years
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>>13217875
I wasn't implying that, sorry. I actually like seeing others' things as it gives me ideas as well.
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>>13217871
Yeah, that's never happening.
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>>13217885
Only if I've got a shot with her.
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>>13217871
I think its time.
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>>13217891
That's because you're a man and it's weird and creepy when men dress up as women.
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>>13217871
It's already way, WAY too late for that.
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>>13217895
>Llamas
>Camels
>Giraffes

Oh my
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>>13217867
this is over now. the new fandom whore is ponies from the comic.
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>ruining your holes with gigantic dildos

Disgusting.
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>>13217898
I love box wine, I have Franzia in my fridge right now
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>you will never have a bookmark of rainbow dash farting a slurpee
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>>13217904
sorry then, there's a few fruity idiots on right now who apparently don't know what fun is.
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>>13217871
People are way too attached to their circle-jerk
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>>13217885
Not like I'd actually have to try to do that, so yeah
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>>13217871
whats stopping you from doing that?
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>>13217871
Okay everybody! Let's do it! In 3...2...1...NOW!

Is he gone?
Everybody post your least favorite Pony and why you'd sleep with her
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>>13217921
>Giraffe
>All you see is their body.
>Unless they are inside a building and they have to hunch.
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waifu
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>>13217929
But Anon, you don't really ruin them
And if they're painful to insert, you can always frot them
I imagine women especially enjoy the feeling of all those veins and that heft against their cunt
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>>13217943
No those are the popularfags.
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>>13217966
Conccur'd.
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>>13217961
Pinkie Pie
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>>13217915
Guess I'll just have to hide behind the glow of my monitor living vicariously through video games and shitposting in MLPG for the rest of my miserable life while other people have all the fun

Could be worse
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>>13217974
>Being jelly.
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>>13217936
From the thumbnail, I thought those were condoms.
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>>13217898
Something derived from pigs most likely
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>>13217991
>>13217974
Samefag
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>>13218000
You're not the only one
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>>13217948
I already do it

Comic discussion is pretty much dead so tomorrow marks the start of the next wait
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>>13217969
Try going back to average cocks after taking a medium chance

I can't cum from penetration anymore if it's not at least 8" deep
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>>13217961
bonbon is my least favorite but I'd sleep with her because I'm lyra.
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>>13217934
>fridge.
Haha, oops!
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>>13218003
dork!
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>>13218017
I was hoping I'd get more Fleetfoot art out of this.
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>>13218003
>Implying.
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>>13218029
no im lyra
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>>13217869
I want to ram my memory stick into her mother board.
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>>13218040
I like her tail but her mane's pretty meh for me; most of the time it's behind the bandages.
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>>13218031
>not putting your box wine in the fridge

larrydavid.jpg
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>>13218056
>>13218029
Neither of you twats are lyra.

I know this because I ate her.
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>>13218068
But Moss is a boy pone
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>>13218068
Anon, that's a guy
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>playing pirated copy of PayDay2

I like it enough that I am buying it.
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>>13218017
You can just go to the comic thread
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>>13218040
>Literally hissing and clawing at one another.
>Poofed out tail and back fur fluffed out.

I loved this part.
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>>13218076
then how am I here you nerd
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I'm going to cum into pony.
Hard.
And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>13218085
She should have thought of that before she was born with a weak jaw. Now she's a girl.
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BigLove>FleetwouldMac
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>>13218085
>moss
>mot a robot pony
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>>13218090
And in the end it didn't matter because Best Princess swooped in and stole a kiss.
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>>13218100
See >>13218104
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>>13218095
can I watch, at least?
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>>13218104
I want to see the scene where they both pounce her.
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>>13218094
Because you are not the real lyra
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>>13218104
>It was all a dream
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>>13218100
It's like all the mares in ponyville are all over him.
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>>13218100
>FleetwouldMac
I haven't heard that one before and my sides are hurting now.
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>>13218087
anon pls
until they patch in a horse mask that's not even remotely pony related
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>>13218104
She kissed him on his cheek, that's not stealing a kiss.
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>>13218120
that's not true
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>>13218056
>>13218029
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>>13218119
So we have star athletes, movie stars, and the princess of stars. What other archtypes is he missing before we start a harem anime with big mac?
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>>13218140
And that kiss elicited quite a response. LunaMac is now comic canon
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>>13218134
Much more interesting than current discussions.
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>>13218130
only when they're drunk, have hit their head too hard, were poisoned by three fillies, or are Loony.
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>>13218142
best ship
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>>13218151
I disagree, but when you get a real copy I'll play with you
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>>13218149
>quite a response

Terror and no further thoughts of the princess.
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>>13217929
my cunt's just fine anon
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>>13218154
>foursome during NMN
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>>13218100
bigmac is terrible and i wish there were more male horses on the show for the writers to choose from.
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>>13218150
She looks like she works for geek squad in that shirt.
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>>13218150
Fuck, I thought spoiled it. Sorry.
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>>13218167
Quit fooling anon, it took all his will power not to boner up
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>>13218154
>drunk
But none of those ponies are having salt.
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>>13218176
>bigmac is terrible
fuck you
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>>13218156
Dahlin' please.
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>>13218181
Luna, it's not proper for you to rape Big Mac.
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>>13218167
It's perfect.
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>>13218154
*starts taking notes*
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>reading through comic
>see this

i would have demanded a refund if i had paid actual money for this
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>>13215848
>>13215933
>>13216088
>>13216189
>>13216238
>>13216308
>>13216334
>>13216420
>>13216466
All these dress up dolls without pants.

And now you know why i enjoy Strike witches. Pants are terrible terrible things
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>>13218199
I like sisby pony
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>>13218184
they're all having cider. At a bar. some are wearing togas. The barmare is an orange earth pony named after an alcoholic beverage.
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>>13218186
that is still the best pony related thing tex has ever done
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>>13218220
>cider

You mean the non-alcoholic apple juice they call "cider"?
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personhorse dressup vidyagaem doesn't have enough skirts and dresses

i want my money back
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>>13218165
>telling me I am wrong

We can never play PlayDay 2 with each other. I am sure you understand this
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>>13218196
Big mac doesn't even see luna as a good princess. Bitch never even made an apple constellation.
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>>13218204
It's cute but gets pretty pedo in the 7th episode of each season (not that it isn't for the rest of the show).

But the plot stinks.
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>>13218199
I feel sorry for people so sensitive to any kind of small reference or cameo that it keeps them from enjoying things.
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>>13218199
Is it because of captain pony's nazi salute
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>>13218218
Sibsy pony is fine, she just gets an unbalanced amount of attention because none of the other boarders have such a public-facing persona.
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>>13218089
>not MLPG

Ech.
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>>13218228
anon pls. You don't even apple drinks.
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>>13218176
There's soarin but we haven't seen in him in a minute. Though he should be coming back thanks to AKR
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>>13218196
Why would you edit in that smile on Mac?
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>>13218199
"I have heard tales of the bravery of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I have an important mission for you. There is a stack of boxes at the bottom of City Hall that we absolutely NEED to have stacked against the wall on the opposite side of the room. And I believe that you are the only ones capable of such a task. I believe in you."

>CMC go into basement
>Mayor locks them in
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Oh wait, we can report the dress up stuff.
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>>13218196
>dream girl
>i just now got the joke
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>>13218261
It was shown on the show in canon. It's non-alcoholic.
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>>13218258
it has the latest issue dumped, a download link and all discussion is related to it and the comics overall.
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>>13218261
Gasp! That is very adorable!
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>>13218199
>one barely noticeable cameo ruined the whole comic for me

top pleb
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>>13218261
>Moonshine
Ajajaja.
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>>13218199
I would too

The CMC a shit just kidding you're a faggot
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>>13218271
i dont get it
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>>13218242
yes... yes i know... I never said it was good. I just have an irrational love for it,

just like i do for MLP
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>>13218271
You are special.
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