>>13214903
Rainbow Das always dress like a retarded hipster.

>>13214903
Those stripes with that denim?

GENIUS

>>13214903
>style savvy trendpony general

>some cry

>>13214939
She's a dork.

>a philophile deserves respect

>>13214903
Reminds me of how I dressed in high school...
Damn I'm sexy.

>>13214947
Shit, is that game any good? I've seen it like, 10 dollars sometimes.

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>>13214903
Prettiest pone

>>13214903
Sweatiest pony

GOO CHANGELING WHERE

>>13214974
10 bucks? Shit, where?

And I've heard surprisingly good things about it on /v/ of all places.

>>13214980
Have you played that dress up game yet?
You should do human Dash posing with those clothes.

>>13214965
>Twilight discovers an assassination attempt in the works
>They're using memory erasing spells and removing any records of her existence
>It'l be like she was never born

>>13214987
smelliest pony

Why don't you have a free shit ad on the bottom of the sub?

http://mlpg.co/advertise/

>>13214965
Did she even write those papers in the first place?

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> "Interested in" neurochemistry
> "Taught anatomy and physiology" with no indication of the institution, or if he's active, whether a held chair or adjunct
> Absolutely no MA or PhD
> Anatomy and physiology, not biochemistry, neurobiology, neurology, or urology

Why the fuck does /nopfap/ listen to this guy again?

>>13214965
Do you ever sleep?

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>>13214980
>Pink hooves

>>13214785
Do they even have sharpies like our Earth?

How do they manage to make straight lines on short fur?

>>13215019
Their brains are all fucked up from edging too long.

Why aren't you getting high high high

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What video games are you currently trying to finish?

>>13214997
>>13215014
Uh-oh, it's working.

>>13215048
MK7 I guess.
You have no idea how frustrating it is to get all 3 stars on all the cups.

>>13215025
I.S.A.A.C. has taken over many of L.E.T.H.'s duties since it needs maintenance right now due to repeated malfunctions recently.

>>13215019
I don't even have any idea who that guy is.
Also doesn't seem to have a wikipedia page.

Mlpg I just woke up from a dream where I was set to marry Twily and it was gonna happen in this huge expansive mansion but we had to run away amongst the labyrinth of rooms because we were being pursued by reporters eager to ask us about our favourite disney movies and make us pose in odd ways that would serve as advertising to Disney.

Then the time of the marriage came and suddenly half the audience were EQG style abominations and apparently there was a rubbish issue so everyone had to line up double file to dispose of their trash except I didn't know if the line was based on our names alphabetically or on the name of the trash we had so I freaked out and kicked over the bin and Twily and I ran away together and got married in a swamp instead.

What does it mean?

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>>13215048
bowser's inside story

>>13215019
Because he's a fraud. Masturbation lowers blood pressure, positively affects sleep cycles and self-esteem, and helps open blood vessels in your nose.

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>>13215066
Leth is just 'busy'

>>13215048
Do you want the whole list, or just the ones I'm actively working on?

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This is my first pony drawing.

Is it good?

Is the shading too much?

Tell me how I did.
I drew with a mouse, please be gentle.

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>>13215039
>Do they even have sharpies
Yes, but you'll have to be sharper than them.

>>13215066
Is that why Leth hasn't been doing his hiatus updates recently?

>>13215095
NOT BAD
CROP THAT SHIT THOUGH

>>13215048
Prototype
But I keep loosing interest and every time I pick the controller up again I forgot which key does what again

>>13215095
pretty good
though i don't know why the image is so large with all that blank space

>>13215095

The bone in Bonbon's leg is too high up.

>>13215095
i like it
the shading isn't too much at all, if anything you should darken it a little

only thing is bon bon's hair is more pink and you should really crop it

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>>13215086
>>13215104

>>13215095
Is it your first drawing or your first pony drawing?
Because that's pretty damn good for a first try

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>>13215095
The proportions look good and relate to each other. I'm assuming you've drawn before on paper.

>>13215124
I have yet to see that movie. Is it good?

>>13215048
Deus Ex: HR
Batman: AA
TiQaL
Dead Rising 2
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
Fable III

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>>13215025
Yes.

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>>13215137

>>13215137
It's a slow burn, but it's very well-crafted.

>>13215067
He's the guy who among other things claims that extensive porn use can cause erectile dysfunction in twenty-somethings. He pushes half-assed theory which is tantamount to 'saving your chi' through abstaining from all sex or masturbation to get your mojo back.

Never you mind there may be other factors, such as simple inexperience, stress, or you could argue 'the death grip" is a bad idea. Or that study after study suggests testosterone spikes in seven to nine days of abstaining then returns to individual baseline.

He did a TEDx talk a while back that was more or less a painted-pig - he claimed that these solid studies which focus on drug addiction totally support the Coolidge Effect and somehow this applies to humans. The rest is blowing up an Italian study as "a watershed" when it's never been reproduced or the results validated.

That doesn't stop his page from getting millions of clicks from that talk.

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>>13215048
SMT4
Minotaur is kicking my ass.

Hey there, playing life safe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeLrqLP1DJk

>>13215127

It's my first pony drawing. I've drawn doodles before, but I wanted to learn how to draw cute little ponies.

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>>13215175
If you do a little digging, every single /nofap/ board uses his page as evidence, forsaking all others.

Makes about as much sense as this.

>>13215175
>anatomy and phyisiology
Code words for lying sack of shit.

>>13215155
Why is this image so goddamn funny?

>>13215175
>10 years of otherworldly death grip
>zero problems to get a hard one
I have the feeling that he's bullshitting

>>13215144
I tried DE:HR, and I got bored. Felt too grindy with all the leveling and exp.

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>>13215207
>tfw no BBC America to watch TNG reruns

>>13215188
Yo, Gilda, what's up?

>>13215208
Looks pretty good. I started way below that.
Also, if you only have a mouse I'd suggest going traditional instead.
Drawing with a mouse is really atrocious

>>13215234
Well he uses nebulous terms like 'performance,' which more or less is in parallel with "if you fap to that, you'll never enjoy REAL women!"

It's true some guys have trouble reaching orgasm with other partners because they've gotten used to their own death grip, but the solution is maybe different masturbation, not OH GOD STOP THE PORN STOP THE DICK VIOLENCE.

But Reddit is not one to take the middle path.

>>13215242
I never watched a whole lot, but after seeing clips and such, I want to watch the entire TNG. I'm hoping they handle meta concepts well considering that with their tech, that's all that's left.

>>13215241

That seems kinda unusual to me. I never got to a point in Human Revolution where I felt like "I'm not leveled enough to do this, I'd better go grind."

Tweaking Pinkie Pie's teats.

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>>13215250
Nuthin much, dude. Just wondering if you wanted to hang tonight.

>>13215301
I just see too much game mechanics and it overshadows the story for me. I really like transhumanism, cyber, megacorp, etc but I can't enjoy the setting when I have to worry about minmaxing.

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>>13214903
And for those that haven't tried this, here are the links to it

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends-2&id=7401

>>13215267
The fact the people advocating this are people who can't get sex makes it worthless anyway.

>>13215338
You really don't need to. And if you want, you can try out the director's cut that comes out later this year. has some pretty decent improvements to it.

>>13215338

I loved the story too, but I also liked the game mechanics. I've never played on the easiest difficulty but maybe that's what you're looking for.

>>13215144
Don't bother with the cop mode in NFSHP, just go through the racer mode and then freedrive if you feel like playing it.

>>13214939
>rainbow das
>always dress like
Is English your first language ?

>>13215048
SR4
Nothing's really holding me back save for the game's mediocrity in many areas.

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>>13215352
Actually most of them are 20-something guys who probably had unrealistic expectations of their performance with their first or most recent partner who go searching the internet and "discover" that porn is the problem! Masturbation is the problem! Nofap it away, see if you can steel your will and harden your dick!

They can and do have sex but unfortunately their anecdotes of success are rewoven into a tapestry of legitimacy for a crackpot, because mitigating factors and the placebo effect are just to depressing to consider when you've spent 90 days discussing how very hard you've tried not to masturbate.

Then again, like most people I'm aware you can have a healthy sex life and be party to some pretty unusual sexual fantasies. Like with aliens or abstract energy beings or adorable horses or horse-persons with magic. You'd have to be pretty silly to think novelty-seeking is something haunting your dick and preventing boners.

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>>13215341

>>13215260

I would draw on paper but I just make too many thick lines for traditional. It makes whatever I'm drawing look terrible finished.

I can't stop it.

>>13215433

Thumbnail Proto Man, pls

>>13215458
Noice.

>>13215079
>positively affects self esteem

I fap to characters meant to be role models for little girls and I feel awful every time. I fap to real women, barely cum, and feel awful every time. I fap to everything from gay sex to ladyboys and barely cum because they're not pone related enough and feel awful every time.

Don't tell me what not to feel bad about

>>13215324
unf birdbutt unf

>>13215324

Gross, I bet you have griffon cooties

>>13215429
>white girl
>having an ass

Please

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>>13215458
This is way more fun then it has any right to be.

>>13215504

I see you're not a fan of Pattycake

>>13215504
It happens
I mean not like Brazilian ass but still

>>13215504
Latina and Puerto Rican women tend to have a great ass more consistently, but
There are white girls with amazing asses out there, Anon.

All the Ponies have lost their livelihoods thanks to the Recession!

Now they have to get 9-5 jobs!

What do they do?

>>13215504
White girls can have asses

They just watch their weight instead of eating two buckets of KFC a day

>>13215495
Maybe you're not fapping to the right images. Or you should forego images entirely and use your imagination.

>>13215495
Masturbation in general has positive self-esteem outcomes, but maybe fapping to something guilt-laden shouldn't be expected to.

>>13215341
>pick fluttershy
>fluttershy doll standing there in underwear
>put socks on her
>put a butterfly clip in her hair
>done.

>>13215525
go back to equestria where keynesian economics isn't a thing

>>13215525
They all work at the library because Twilight owns and manages it.

>>13215137
Slow as molasses, but it's a good film.

I would watch it for it's cultural and historical significance alone.

If I were to start doing regular streams of Bill Nye the Science Guy episodes, how many of you would be interested?

>>13215242
I used to just sit through hours of it on spike

>>13215525
Applejack starts working in an agri-business firm in marketing, because she's a honest public face. It's eating her alive because now she knows just how well everything is geared to make clients feel like they're having a good deal while guaranteeing the company gets an x profit margin

>>13215553
nah

>>13215553
I would watch it if it was at decent hours for EST

>>13215541
>Pick Twilight
>Put the sock thing over her crotch like she has a huge dong
>Laugh for 5 minutes
>Go to fap

>>13215577
I liked that and DS9. I also liked Voyager for things other than the fap material of Jeri Ryan

>>13215553
Bill Nye is one of those things that every once in a while I think back on fondly and watch a few minutes of on youtube before getting bored and doing something else

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>>13215541
>>13215599
But where's the fun in that?

>>13215606

DS9 deserves to be way more popular than it currently is.

>>13215013

I started a bid on one

when does the ad show up

>>13215645
>dat bun
MY DIIIIIIIIICK

>>13215525
Fluttershy starts working as a steel worker, but ends up being great at it and comes out of her shell around the guys

>>13215019
Because he's good at tricking people with his bs, look at people who push alternative health shit.Their main tactic is claiming that everything is a conspiracy and whatever they're selling is a miracle cure-all that Big Pharma is trying to suppress.

>>13215657
Aw shit, now I'm just seeing Fluttershy as a giant hermit crab
Her shell house is so cozy

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Have you finished those projects?

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>>13215689
NO

>>13215681
What if all of the ponies were crabs?

What if applejack was a coconut crab?

>>13215689
>Error: Password incorrect.
what did I told you last time anon?

>>13215689
Nope.gif.the movie

>>13215689
No. And every time you ask, you have delayed the project 7 months.

>>13215047
I bought a vaporizer so I can smoke in my apartment and not get yelled at, it's really convenient because I can hit it and jerk off to pony porn at the same time.

>>13215714
She'd be delicious with butter.

That's her fetish.

>>13215723
Gabe plz go.

>>13215681
Pinkie Pie: Everybody lost their jobs, but you seem to be doing pretty well for yourself!

Fluttershy: You'd think it'd get easier once you find a shell, but other crabs keep coming to take it away! Hey! I see you over there...looking at my shell-house! Keep it moving, buster!

>>13215717
I don't know what you are talking about.

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>>13215645
Idk.

>>13215725
Because it's pretty hard to find a hookup unless you're involved with a frat up here.

Believe me, if I could I'd be Magic Boxing that shit.

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>>13215681
>>13215714
literally cancer

>>13215047
Because I have no interest in risking future employment on account of drug tests

>>13215714

then she'd have a burger on her butt

>>13215743
>filename
Lel

>>13215767
Well if it doesn't look like you're getting a job in the next month, you're probably fine.

No, really. The majority of drug tests can only find THC metabolites on the outside thirty days after the ingestion, and that's the longest-lasting in battery tests. You can literally take meth and have a clean lab two weeks later. LOTS of meth.

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>>13215702

>>13215754
If you can grow that's the best option. You can be self-sufficient and have a lower risk of being arrested unless you do something dumb like tell someone or grow without a carbon filter.

>>13215759
>filename
One guy (this guy: http://whatsapokemon.deviantart.com/favourites/53880058) commisioned a few dozen artists with the prompt "rarity fighting a giant crab" and other artists saw artists they like doing this, and soon hopped on the train thinking it was a hot new fad and as a result it actually became a fad.

>>13215047

I'm out until tomorrow

>>13215767
Funny thing, I've had five jobs off and on with mandatory randomized drug testing, but

No one's ever been tested. Not even once. It's like it's boilerplate and most people just want to keep employees on staff.

>>13215797
Completely random drug testing in college

>>13215797
You can use synthetic urine, it works fine. I got a 10 panel test in the psych hospital a few days ago and I came back positive after not smoking for a few weeks.

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>>13215645
>implying

>>13215836
> random drug testing
> in college
What the Hell kind of college do you go to?

>>13215835
They'll only test if someone has an accident so OSHA doesn't fuck with them. Most companies want to avoid drug testing because it's expensive.

>>13215869
No wonder they put so much stock on initial training.

sex with Twilight

sexual cuddles with Creampuff

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>>13215653

>>13215849
I'm betting either it's a religious school, or he's on a sports team

>>13215047
smoking weed was actually cooler in high school

>>13215896
>Creampuff
That the fetish OC that's pretty much a male red ribbon, right?

>>13215848
>flannel shirt and panties
I'm sorry rarity, but Twilight has uncovered my weakness.

>>13215904

yesss

>>13215895
I want to have sex with a pony so bad it's ridiculous

>>13215739
I wonder if Gilda would be one of those insane laser-claw mantis shrimp.

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Ponies are best in shirts without pants

Kind of makes me want to get one o' them Tulpa things...

>>13215910
You are my flannel shirt bro.

>>13215922
but if you had to choose just one?

The fact that I am still without my pony waifu is maddening.

>>13215933
Its too much work, don't bother.

>>13215909
minus the really cute dresses
>>13215896
unf

>>13215909
If you're thinking of the ugly yellow one, that's Lemonpuff

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>>13215655
Like what you see?

>>13215848
That's just cheating
Though Twilight rocks flannel really damn well.

>>13215924
Their claw impacts with about the same kinetic energy as a .22 bullet. They can crack the tank and split your finger easily.

>>13215909
All those fat fetish oc's disgust me. More so because you're inventing a character purely to be mentally masturbated to. Such a waste of effort.

>>13215937
Probably Cadence

>>13215938
Just remember. Even if she was real, she definitely would never want to be with you.

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>>13215848
Sorry, but Twilight ain't no slut.

>>13215948
>implying it's any better to spend that time on MLPG

>>13215933
You should shoop a condom wrapper into her mouth.

>>13215970
>converse

unf

>>13215969
Y-You lie..

>>13215970
> nopants around the house makes you a slut
Anon, I'm not sure how to tell you this
That's most single women

>>13215948

does it really take a bunch of mental forcing over months?

can't I just make a fuckable imaginary friend today?

>>13215914
>ponies
>feet

THIS ISN'T RIGHT

>>13215976
But wasting time on MLPG isn't work. All you have to do is sit here, look at cute ponies, and sometimes comment.

I started masturbating a lot more when I found MLPG, made my libido shoot up

>>13216012
clearly you need to be ponying harder

>>13216000
tulpas aren't real, it's /x/ shit

>>13215992
And many single men

>>13216018
MLPG made me slow down and make my sessions longer and much more intense

now I like to tease myself for hours until I can blow my load in 30 seconds, and it feels better than it ever did before

>>13215398
but cop mode is the best part
I love me some take-downs

>>13216030
Tulpas are real. The reason most people haven't heard of them is because it's a Buddhist thing that never really left the temples.

>>13215960
I don't know, if it's just a regular OC I can kinda understand it. It just gets super creepy when it's basically a self-insert.

>>13216000
It does. It took me about 7 months to start feeling anything at all and by that point I was too bored and gave up.
Most of the people who say they have tulpas are roleplaying faggots who should be ignored, especially if they say they created them in only a month or two.

>>13216045
>hours

An hour is as long as I'll go, beyond that there's diminishing returns

>>13216030
tulpas are real if you believe they're real

>>13215896
Oh something else to filter.

*blorp*

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The fun thing about Tulpas is that the entire point of it is making yourself going insane

It's like pin-point insanity

But /mlp/ has ruined it, so I'll stick to pictures of Ponies Without Pants

>>13216001

but it's so fun

>>13216075
wait wait wait
let's not be hasty

what if stoned cuddles with Creampuff?

>>13216059
Silly stories about sexualized ponies are fine, and rule 34 shit is expected but when you start to make fucktoy characters for a little girls show you're crossing a line. Like milky or a thousand other things, even the sonic fandom didn't have a big assed hedgehog with an anal fetish or some such shit paraded around.

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>>13216088
Good, ponies should never pants

>>13216068

Not for me.

I regularly almost reach hands-free orgasm just from teasing. I've done it once and I'm trying to do it again.

>>13216073
That's some entry level philososhit right there.

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>>13215910
same

>>13215934
I'll scan that drawing I mentioned the other night soon I swear

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>>13216001
I fucking love hooves!

>>13216068
Beyond that my dick pretty much goes "fuck this, I aint gonna work that long" and shuts itself down.

>>13216088
There is just something about panties peeking out from beneath a shirt that does something for me.

>>13216088

I'll gladly make myself insane if I can have a sentient figment of my imagination around

>>13215933
>pants pulled down

[unfing intensifies significantly]

>>13216110
Teasing as in mental teasing? I know it's possible to cum entirely hands free through sheer willpower, but it sounds hard.

>>13215933
I am deeply amused by this picture.

>>13216105
When you put it that way it really is hella creepy.

Good thing I'm a vanillafag, the worst thing I've done is fantasizing about a cartoon horse.

>>13216132

No, I play with my nipples

They're unbelievably sensitive

>>13215689
Not even close. Still trudging through at least four commissions at the moment, possibly a fifth. I think I've taken on more than I can handle.

>>13216115
>your pony waifu will never give you a hoofjob

>>13216105
I am like 80% sure that if you were willing to look for it you could find a hedgehog OC with a giant ass

>>13216156
Hooves look unwieldy, I'd rather her mouth

>>13216157
Less likely to find one with a community behind it.

>>13215689
Almost done with this tumblr update!

Comic making is AWFUL time consuming. Remind me to stop doing them.

>The HUB is doing a costume contest for Halloween.

How many pony costumes and bronies will we see?

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I'm amazed that FS can pull off most of these clothes pretty damn well. She looks heart stoppingly adorable in all of them.

>>13216175
>pony costumes
Quite a bit.
>bronies
Too many.

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Guys, I think I just won the Dress Up Game

>>13216112
Well given the whole point of tulpas is to gradually and purposefully drive yourself mad by shaving off a piece of your subconscious, giving it a shape, and turning it into a separate personality that you can talk to, and then forcing yourself to hallucinate a body for them that you are able to see and feel as if its real.

I think he's technically right. They're real if you believe they're real because they're imaginary friends taken to the next level.

>>13216175
Thousands.

>>13216182
>pull off most of these clothes

unf

>>13216194

I think I'm gonna do it

>>13216156
I'd rather the mouth. I'd rather rub her sore hooves after a long day.

>>13216189
>That face
Ew no.

>>13216189
nah, this one beats it juuuust slightly: >>13215848

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>>13216189
>implying

>>13216205
Good luck. I was thinking of trying again now that I have my own place.

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>>13215176
BUFU YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER

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>>13216210
Better or worse?

>>13216236

There's a guide somewhere, right?

>>13216205
good luck. never had the patience to for longer than a week of trying it myself. Maybe I'll find my own way. Stay away from Fede's methods, but his tulpatones and stuff are good for forcing.

>>13216238
Better but the cheek still jets out juuust a little too much.

>>13216238
I want that Ponkie Poe to party all over my penis.

Which pony have you had your best orgasm to

>>13216238
>she just came out of the shower
yes! You're tied with flannel and panties Twi anon. Can you give it that extra bit to win the contest?

>>13216267
Fuck off.

>>13216264

Applejack.

I've had the best orgasms to Gilda though

>>13216267

That pony is too small.

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"And where do ya'll think you're goin'? Don't you remember that it's Cuddle Country tonight?"

ugh, brown panties do not a sexy pony make

>>13216267
Cutest pone.

>>13216113
SCAN IT

WE NEED THE FLANNEL

>>13216264
Twilight, came so hard that my hips bucked involuntarily and my legs shook

>>13216241
There are tons. The tulpa general used to have a big list of them, but I'm not sure where they moved to.
Read as many guides as you can though. And remember that the process is quite different for everyone so don't freak out if things don't happen quite like anything you've read. I kept getting really worries that things weren't working right and it really slowed down the whole process.

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On Wednsday I said I would storytime some of the original Mask comics on /co/ after I finished Lamezone 1 and 2.
Unfortunately I no longer have access to the files and all the torrent I previously used to get them no longer work. So I am unable to storytime them at the moment.
I am still planning on storytiming Lamezone 1 and 2 and maybe ASSCASTLE if I feel like it. If anyone is still interested I'll be making a thread on /co/ right now.

This is not a very horse related post.

>>13216267
Fuck on.

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>>13215848
Superior short hair + afterglow grin

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>>13216317
Forgot to add --

You know, in my heart of hearts Twilight probably would look a little like this.

>>13216267
>you will never sleep with lyra

kill me

>>13216267
Lyra dress-up game where?

>>13216308
Hey now. Panties come in all kinds of shapes and colors, laces and bows, but the greatest pair you will ever behind will be the one your girlfriend wears on your night of sex.

>>13216326
Ill go over and check it out. Im tired of ponies anyways.

>>13216334
This nigger gets it. Short hair > all

>>13216354
Woolie please go.

>>13216334
> afterglow grin
That self-satisfaction is so endearing I often just fuck a lady then and there the morning after from that alone
The fact she smells like my linens and her hair is all touseled up and the morning light is wonderful only heightens my mighty need

>>13216354
I prefer ponytails

>>13216346
I bet she is the kind of pony that can't let you sleep because she moves too much.

>>13216354
Nigga, if the girl has nice, silky hair long is always better than short

>>13216267
>Mewball is Tex 2.0
There must always be one

BIG FAT PONIES!

>>13216308
Applejack, uh, I don't like you that way.

Also please dear god let that be 'country' spelled with an 'o'

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>>13216189
>>13216233
>no pigtails
pls

>>13216320
Talk to me when your toes curl and you gasp

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>>13216346
i dont know that feel

>>13216394

Mewball pls

>>13216392
>First pony fap
unf

>>13216394
Yes you know it.
Delusion isn't healthy, mew.
She doesn't real.

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>>13216390
>mfw she gives me a lap dance in that outfit

>>13216325
I think theres still a tulpa general on mlpchan

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Now this is just trashy
I love it

>>13216317
I don't have access to my scanner right now I'm sorry, I'll do it as soon as I can

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>>13216308
Depends on how you rock them.

>>13216394
Tulpa's aren't canon mew.

OH GOD I TOLD YOU NOT TO
IT'S EVERYWHERE

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>>13216400
>>13216405
>>13216422

>>13216394
Do you masturbate to Lyra

>>13216394
Mewball, I seen you staring in the window. My wife isn't going to have sex with you. Next time I am calling the cops.

>>13216374
>implying that matters

>>13216394
>that butt
WHOA
WOWZA
AND OTHER SUCH EXCLAMATIONS

>>13216308
> "Cuddle Country"
> "Where cuddles make puddles."
Applejack really, really shouldn't try to be creative.

>>13216431
Shh, shh.
Just let it go.
Delusion is bad.

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Glasses on or off?

"Anon! What are you doing?"
"I'M PLAYING PRETTY PONY DRESS-UP GAME! LAY OFF!

>>13216432
Anon he's spent 100+ hours drawing her. Why do you ask such stupid questions.

>>13216427
>pony ponied all over your sheets

>>13216457
Orange is not a creative color

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>>13216466
On

>>13216466
Glasses on.

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>>13216435
>your wife

>>13216477
You're thinking of green

>>13216384
Well, he gets more replies for reposting a Lyra pic than most artists get for their stuff so MLPG seems to be totally okay with it.

>>13216467
Just wondering, some people won't sexual to their waifu

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>>13216351
Thread's up.
Can't post a link here because you know, but you can find it on the catalog.

>>13216466
off even though i am a huge girlsinglassesfag, those are terrible.

it looks like they are painted on her skin

>>13216480
>ara ara anon-san~

>>13216457
>Dirty talk with Applejack
>You keep telling her to shut up

>>13216435
> implying that doesn't make our desire all the greater

>>13216487
See?

>>13216487
>that tiny tongue swirling slowly around your throbbing head

>>13216512
I'm just saying she shouldn't wander far from rodeo metaphors

It's what she's best at

In this moment, I am euphoric
Not because of any egotistical belief in my own intelligence,
but because I know the Lord Jesus Christ is walking with me in His light

>>13216487
>>13216435
You two are wrong, she is MY wife.

I hope they make a CMC dress up game

LINKBOARD WHERE?

>>13216524

>tiny
>implying Mewball likes small ponies

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The fuck kind of dress up game are you playing MLPG?

>>13216546
Ded

>>13216496
>not satisfying your waifu

>>13216546
As far as I know there's some banned word in it.

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>>13216550
The best kind