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NEW HORSE!
BEST PONY THREAD
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>Slut thread

great
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>>13211140
I would like that episode
maybe with Applejack
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>>13211123
I can get behind this
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>>13211109
Look on the bright side
I asked 4ED if we'll see Celestia, Luna and CMC plushies
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>people who don't like fapfics
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>>13211144
>implying slut

Your headcanon is leaking
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>>13211163

I like it when fapfics cater to my fetishes
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>>13211123

http://mlpg.co/rarity
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Damn my slow connection

I wanted a thread about the best ponies
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>>13211161
>4DE CMC plushies
I ded
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we superhuman now
>Synthetic DNA circuits inserted into human stem cells could soon allow us to build new organs with unprecedented precision and speed. The circuits can be designed on a computer and assembled from ready-made parts ordered online. The technique could prove an efficient way of making organs for transplant without the worry of rejection, and raises the tantalising possibility that it might one day be possible to upgrade the organs we were born with. Human cells have already been used to create a tiny liver and a set of neurons.
>"At the moment, the aim is to normalise cells, but in future, enhancement has to be on the menu," says Chris Mason, a professor of regenerative medicine at University College London
>In theory, he says, we can imagine creating a human organ for detecting magnetic fields – birds have such things, for example. But augmenting organs, rather than making entirely new ones, is within closer reach. Synthetic biology provides a rapidly increasing number of biological sensors that react to different stimuli. These could be inserted into tissues so that gene expression could be controlled by light alone, say, which may allow less invasive treatments.


http://nextbigfuture.com/2013/08/super-organs-building-body-parts-better.html
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I approve of this fabulous thread
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>>13211181
>fuck how do we make Scootaloo male
>ah screw it. Spikier hair.
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>>13211134
>>13211181
Sorry, I liked that one, too.

I want to see them have silly friendly adventures and get into some infighting without long term hurt feelings.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfQ5xFJTgRQ

WE MUST WATCH THIS TOGETHER
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>>13211188
sure you do, Rari..BOT!
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>>13211202
Not really
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>>13211186
Remove transhumanist
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>>13211188
Rarity will never laugh at your cock
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>>13211161
>BASED 4ED

I fucking love this company now!
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>>13211140
It would be interesting to see her discuss the finer points of feather headdresses
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>>13211164
>tfw my four year term has ended
I haven't had a haircut since January. It's starting to look like James Hawking.
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>>13211177
>That alt text
Haha, I didn't pick up on that detail. Nicely done.
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RA RA TEA A SHIT
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>>13211176
What are they?
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>>13211186
>build new organs with unprecedented precision and speed
HORSECOCK HERE I COME
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>>13211161
>CMC plushies might happen
I'm giddy with anticipation
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>>13211222

>mfw transhumans will be literally ripping protesters apart with their ape-like strength
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>>13211222
Transhumanist is your only hope for the future.
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>>13211161
>there might be a good plushie of my ponimouto that i don't have to pay an arm and a leg for
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>>13211259
>Transhumanist actually believe they'll get super-human strength with augments and not just plastic replacement arms
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>>13211177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w
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>>13211259
aw shit nigga
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>>13211271
What a narrow idea of the future.
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>>13211140
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>>13211280
We already have exoskeletons for the military that would allow a soldier to toss around a 250lb man like a ragdoll.
It really isn't that far fetched.
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>rarara thread
[music]
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>>13211288
What's yours? Is it wider?
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>>13211186
in a few years this article will resemble this thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9eAiy0IGBI
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>>13211288
You can always take the nuclear fire option.
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>>13211301
No but ur mums vag is
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>>13211251
body odor
body hair
ass worship
tomboys
hyper-voluptuousness
footplay
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>>13211259
>wanting ape-like
>not horse-like
How else are we going to make Equestria real?
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>>13211297
Holy shit, source?
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NOW it's perfect.
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>>13211297
Those exoskeletons are not very mobile though, only helpful for moving cargo around the base
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>>13211280
>he thinks were just getting plastic replacement arms
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Best pony
Best VA
Best human
Best everything
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>>13211280

>not having tiger tendons implanted in your forearms
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>>13211310
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>>13211310
Uèrfff
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>>13211280
>Only get plastic arms.
THANKS OBAMA
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>golden cookie over the donation button

u r a cheeky cunt Orteil
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>>13211311
Oh?
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>>13211314
Thats just cute. Why didn't Rarity use magic?
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>>13211321
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>>13211321
Why is she so perfect?
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>>13211320
>The government is obviously going to allow us to have super human strength
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>>13211308
Most of those things aren't far from what we have at all.
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>>13211321
best sister, too
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>>13211335

Pffff
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>>13211348
Because she's Rarity
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>>13211349
>super human strength is the only thing we're getting
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>>13211313
Well, here's another, different project. It's similar yet not the same.

http://www.darpa.mil/Our_Work/DSO/Programs/Warrior_Web.aspx
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GOOD NEWS
YOU GET YOUR VERY OWN PONYBOT

BAD NEWS
IT'S MADE BY HASBRO AND MICROSOFT AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE SOFTWARE
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>>13211349

I'm sorry you don't live in America

>mfw the right to bear arms is now the right to BEAR ARMS FUCK YEAH
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Never enough Rarara.
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>>13211321
>best VA
You're close
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>>13211352
I fucking hate that creature.
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>>13211360
>Any of that being as good as you think it will be
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>>13211349
I'm sure the government would love to have super soldiers at their disposal.
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>>13211359
That would explain it,
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>>13211352
Hahaha
no.
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>>13211341
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>>13211363
someone will crack the bootloader and allow me to install lewdponeOS
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>>13211364
>the right to bear arms is now the right to BEAR ARMS FUCK YEAH
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I have a cat.
I like my cat.
Sometimes my cat watches me masturbate.
One time I ran my dick over it and imagined it was a pony.
It is a good cat.
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>>13211376
>not trusting your fellow man
good, you don't get any
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>>13211341
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>>13211344
manual labor=care and love
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>>13211379
Exactly, if you give up your entire self, you'll get a military-class body at no cost to you. Except that you'll have to be in the military until you die.
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>>13211398
I don't get it.
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And best ship of course.
I need to look for more human Twirity.
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>>13211393
Ever tried having sex with your cat?
God,those claws are sharp.
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>>13211405
He always speaks with emphasis. EMPHASIS!
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>>13211405

it's hot
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>>13211375
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>>13211341
>rainbow dash being larger than a b-cup
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>>13211408
Best ship is Rara/Dash
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>>13211313
Here's another. I'm sure you've heard of HULC.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Universal_Load_Carrier
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>>13211352
mhhhhhmmmm~
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itty bitty mare titties
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>>13211362
>>13211428
That's pretty fucking awesome.
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>>13211437
i don't believe it
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>>13211408
This is the only thing I have
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>>13211423
What if she can retract them, when she wants to go fast, for instance?
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>>13211437
2cute
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>>13211390
>>13211423
Well okay then, I was going to play with you about meeting her after a hard work out and worshiping her still sweaty body, but I guess not. Including all those other fetishes along the way.
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>>13211437
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Why don't you have an F-list just to keep track of your fetishes?
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>>13211408
Worst ship, can you imagine just how devastated spike would be?
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>>13211467
I have no reason to attach them to my identity, especially since my identity is very, very rarely relevant in MLPG.
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>>13211434
>fat blob Sweetie

fucking disgusting
I don't mind her with some meat on her
but seriously
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>>13211480
>blob

uhhhh, no.
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>>13211477
They'd just invite him for threesomes
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>>13211467
because there are too many and they've interlapped enough it would be nigh impossible.
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>>13211442
It gets even more awesome when you realize these are mere prototypes.
Imagine what we'll have in another decade. Shits almost scary yo.
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>>13211479

Who says it needs to be your identity?

My F-list doesn't mention my usual handle at all
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>>13211480
>that
>fat blob
Get them eyes checked, wheat thins.
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>>13211477
Nobody cares about spike.
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>>13211489

F-list has a list of every fetish, plus custom ones you can add

it's very easy to sort through them
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Dress horse
Best horse
Might don't make it
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>>13211480
>anything that isn't a starving african skeleton child is a fat blob
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>>13211477
That's every Rarity ship tough.
At least he knows Twilight the best and if he thinks that Twilight can make her happy he'll be sure that Rarity will be happy.
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>>13211352
I love blushy pones
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>>13211488
>sex with your mom/sister
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>>13211504
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>>13211417
ohh, they so sensitive
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>>13211408
They're touching, that means they're practically lesbians by shipping logic, right?
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>>13210786
did i do it right
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>>13211493
Well it's still rather irrelevant. It's not like a girl will ever look at it and go "oh, that's exactly the sort of person I want to fuck, better try to contact him". And otherwise there's really no point.
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>>13211523
My mother does.
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>>13211533
>that means they're practically lesbians by shipping logic, right?
The are obviously fucking in that image.
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>>13211518
JJ pls
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>>13211539
That works too well
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>>13211517
I don't mind the other rarity ships, but rarity and twilight is horrible. Your big sister/mom stealing the girl of your dreams right out from under you? That's devastating.
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>>13211477
He's just a kid with puppy love.
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>>13211539
>not recoloring her eyes
beef, pork, chicken, duck, turkey, tofu, etc.
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>>13211533
Yes
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>>13211516
>>13211485
>>13211495
are you seriously going to tell me that this isn't too much?
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>>13211520
whats wrong with that?
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>>13211539
Yeah, you did. Fuck, is that her adult form?
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>>13211541

It's fun to get a list of your fetishes documented somewhere, and it also makes for easier fetish discussion.

Plus within the first week of making mine I had a random person contact me for ERP.
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>>13211520
What if instead of your mom, just a motherly figure?
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>>13211520
what about a princess-some
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Heh, /mlp/ did this
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1377885768281.gif
I fucking loved Big Mac in the last issue.
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>>13211539
Well isn't she just a sweetie pie.
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>>13211566
It isn't Too much. If you want a case study of swhat "too much" is, go look at Ross's pinkie pie
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>>13211586
good bye mlp
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>>13211586
why
why is this a thing
why exist
why
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>>13211566
Yes, i'm seriously going to tell you that isn't too much. I'd hug that Sweetie and never let her go.
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>>13211566
It certainly isn't a "fat blob"
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>>13211566
>>13211566
Straight faced yes. When was the last time you actually saw a blob human. Go to derpibooru and look up ross art for a real example of too much.
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>>13211585
YES
YES
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>>13211602

>Rarity puts in her weave
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>>13211520
what's wrong with their relationship
they're very close
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>>13211556
I really think that Twilight being with Rarity would hit him much much less than Rarity with Dash or AJ or Pinkie or whatever.

He's close to Twilight. He also knows her the best.
Any Rarity ship would devastate him. but at least Twilight would actually have a chance to gain his acceptance because they know each other for a lifetime.
What would AJ do? Or Pinkie? hell Pinkie would only make everything worse. Same as Dash.
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>>13211585
I'd much rather have a nice cozy tea party
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>>13211581
I prefer both.
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>>13211566
By a little bit, yeah, but "fat blob" is going entirely too far.
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>>13211620
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS, GG
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>>13211627
Would you like to join? I bet you'll shut up with a mother on your dick.
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>>13211595
>>13211605
>>13211606
>>13211610
jesus
I get that it's your fetish
but she seriously does not healthy
it's damn borderline
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>>13211621
any of them give a fuck about Spike anyway.
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>>13211573
I don't want to ERP with anyone though, nor do I discuss fetishes. I guess it would be interesting to look at for myself, but that again is not worth the effort.
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>>13211636

THEN YOU'LL NEVER GET THE PASSWORD TO HIS STASH, FOOL
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>>13211556
>Your big sister/mom stealing the girl of your dreams right out from under you?

That right there makes me love the idea. Spike is funny when he is miserable, and it would have that whole Chasing Amy thing going on.
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>>13211601
EMBRACE IT
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>>13211649

I think you'd reconsider if you started organizing your fetishes

it's fun
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>>13211602
>moon prism makeup
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>>13211650
BUT I DON'T LIKE QUEST CHARACTER PORN
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>>13211620
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>>13211645
I like scrawny men, so that's about as far away from my fetish as possible
She still isn't a fat blob
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>>13211622
would a beach party be acceptable
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>>13211645
>but she seriously does not healthy
contrary to popular belief, you don't die of diabetes if you have a bit of meat on your bones
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>>13211602
As unf as she looked in her dance dress, she was so fucking boring in EG. She had nothing of what makes Rarity such a fun character.
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>>13211652
It can also lead to some unf ideas
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>>13211672
stay away from me.
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>>13211666

FUCK YOU SATAN DON'T KILL GG WITHOUT GETTING THE STASH
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>>13211673
That would be a fun alternative.
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>>13211673
>JJ image
Where is the rape?!
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>>13211581
Spike doesn't see Twilight as his mommy
but they are very close
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>>13211690
Everywhere. The image itself is raping you.
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>>13211666
SATAN

MUSCHIO WANTS TO BLOW YOU

http://i.imgur.com/ZsQQMQr.png
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>>13211675
does that seriously count as a "bit"?
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>>13211675
Meat and fat are two different things.
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>>13211701
>meta-rape
How horrifying.
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>>13211701
MY PRIVILEGES!
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>>13211652
You're a meanie
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>>13211697
SB pls
work on those projects
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>>13211693
Isn't that a little too close. Unless she's enjoying it.
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>>13211566
Honestly she is kinda fat there. Not a fat blob but that's still fat
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>>13211693
Yeah, Celestia was the one who raised Spike, and Twilight just acted more like a big sister.
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>>13211712
Do you see giant fat rolls on her, motherfucker? Am I being rused?
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>>13211729
it's an honest mistake anon
besides he's asleep, it's not like he did it on purpose
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>>13211308
so slightly off, but a pretty valid prediction.

also lol at that 1950's idea of what a cell phone would be.
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>>13211712
What the fuck do you think tits and hips mostly contain? Muscle mass?
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>>13211704

God dammit

I have such a crush on Muschio
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>>13211741
where muh spikelestia
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>>13211693
The crystal empire made it pretty clear that spike thinks very highly of her and that the two are pretty much destined to be joined at the hip
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>>13211764
DAYWALKER
NIGHTSTALKER
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>>13211750
>1950s
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>>13211743

Uh, there are no fat rolls
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We TwiSpike now?
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>>13211764

so grim
so dark
wow
clap
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>>13211748
hrng
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Godammit, Rarity is not a whore
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>>13211776
>The crystal empire made it pretty clear that spike thinks very highly of her and that the two are pretty much destined to be joined at the hip
>destined to be joined at the hip
that's one way of putting it, anon
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>>13211810

Is it opposite day?
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>>13211805
Who here would fuck the most beautiful horse in the world
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>>13211805
Please tell me I'm not the only one who would fuck that horse.
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>>13211810
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>>13211805

I would fuck that horse
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>>13211823
>>13211824
Of course the first two replies about that picture would be about fucking that horse
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>>13211764
Th... this is nothing like the show I watched
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>>13211813
>Spike I'm so sorry of gosh this embarrassing oh gosh oh gosh
>mppph (translator's not: get off, it's fine!)
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>>13211670
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>>13211831
I love you too pinkie
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>>13211823
>>13211824
horsefuckmind
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>>13211763
What would you do to him?
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>>13211813
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>>13211831
Thanks, Pinkie.
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>>13211826
I agree wholeheartedly.
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>>13211813
Applejack Season 2:The Breedening
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>>13211844
She doesn't look very sorry.
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>>13211810
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>>13211873
she's clearly bushing in embarrassment as she's screaming about being a klutz
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>>13211784
I only watched the embedded version, so what 1930's/50's whatever. its all the same. its not like culture changed much when people were kicking each other in the nuts and rebuilding during and after the war.
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>>13211884
Then why isn't she getting off him.
Twilight is a very sexually frustrated pone.
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>>13211855

He doesn't seem too interested in dudes, so I'd probably just help out the most I can.

Or maybe drug him properly
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>>13211889
are you fucking serious?
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>>13211789
>fluids on fingers
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>>13211903
Finesse please.
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>>13211748
Hmm.
Reminds me of a humanized fapfic where Twilight would give Spike blowjobs to help him sleep/ calm his boner down.
She doesn't think about it too much until Zecora gives him a medicine that controls his urges (he's half dragon in this so he shoots fire whenever he starts to get excited) and Twilight gets jealous.
Only read until the Rarity chapter, so I don't know how it ends. But I thought it was kind of decent even if it had a typical SPike harem set up.
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>>13211874
unf unf musclegirls unf
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>>13211902
Twilight is not a pony of common sense, once seized by emotions, she tends to loose sight of obvious things
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>>13211585
>No Twilight Sparkle
0/10, wouldn't show up even if they begged me
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>>13211857
>top right
built as fuck
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>>13211925
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>>13211915
They end up double teaming him. That's after the chapter where he and Sweetie Belle do it in the closet.
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>>13211937
why is she so perfect?
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>>13211951
because she was optimized to be so
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>>13211938
Well shit. Gotta read it up then.
I actually have it saved, but I never can finish it. Guess I will now.
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>>13211952

is he ok
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>>13211919
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>>13211938
Oh shit really?
I also stopped at the Rarity chapter. See you later MLPG
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>>13211971
Just run some cool water over it he'll be fine.
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Best pony
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>>13211975
muscles are disgusting
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>>13211975
I want to be smothered in her pecs
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>>13211984
excuse you but I don't think so
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>>13211984
This is known
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>>13211984
>Any of the CMC
>good
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>>13211984
That's not Rarity
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>>13212008
CMC >>> main 6
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What would other people think about your wanking to ponies? You gonna share those fantasies with us or what.
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>>13211984
Thats not Sweetie.
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>>13211984
Apple Bloom is NOTHING without her bow.
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>>13212008
>CMC>not the best characters of the show
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>>13211994
nope
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>>13212008
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>>13212009
>Rarity
>Best pony
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>>13212013
No.
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>>13212013
Well, I used to share furry porn with my friends so there's that
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>>13212013
>talking out loud while jerking off
people do this?

really?
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>>13212013

Most of my friends know what I fap to, and I them
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>>13212013
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>>13212010
>>13212023
Are we watching the same show?
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>>13212020
Still better
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>>13212013
They don't even know I even wank at all.
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>>13212039
Sometimes I moan, pant, and squirm.
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>>13212039
Probably not. I remember that thread, we suggested he burst in the room stroking furiously and yell "The fun has been doubled!"
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>>13212047
Yes, the CMC have the best episodes on the show
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>>13212025
Please stop, it's almost vomit inducing
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>>13212051
Wow, how ordinary and less cute.
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>>13212047
epic counterculture
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>>13211999
wow

look how wet she is
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>>13212020
Sweetie is nothing without her voice cracks.
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>>13212075

>best episodes in Season 3

fixed
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>>13212056
Are you a woman? I can only imagine a woman still being that sensitive to masturbation.
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>>13212009
> mfw raritard is even consided shit teir and not goy teir
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>>13212051
Apple Bloom is a perfect filly
She was meant for the perfect colt
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>>13212079
Still the cuter pony
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>>13212088
They are very dirty ponies.
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>>13212093

I get that way after edging for a few hours

using only my sensitive, sensitive nipples
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>>13212078
How about now?
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>>13212013
>>13212071
I just remembered I was in that same thread
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>>13212093
It's the ideas that get me going.
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>>13212092
and season 2 and season 1
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>>13212075
Maybe in season 3,but in 1 and 2,Hell no
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>>13212101
SHIT NAW SON
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>>13212101
I wouldn't mind more adorable ships between the cmc.
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>>13212121

>S1
Nah, but Cutie Mark Chronicles is one of my favorite episodes ever.

>S2
Maybe
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>>13212092
>>13212128
PVC > most episodes of S2
Show Stoppers was a good episode
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Do you at least think the design matches her voice in the show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpGM5gHCxI
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>>13212130
Scoots buzz off i'm with Apple Bloom now.
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>>13212119
>12/04/11
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>>13212071
>>13212119
So was I, let's fuck
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>>13212136
>PVC > most episodes of S2
my african american

>Show Stoppers was a good episode
GO AWAY TERSE NOBODY LIKES YOU
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>>13212101
Why are her ear fluffs apples?
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>>13212137
Nah, that design looks like her voice would be a little bit deeper, like an alto
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>>13212121
Exactly 0 CMC episodes are great in S1, and 1 in S2.
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>>13212130
scoots a fucking slut
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>back from lectures
>best horse...horse

awww yissss
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>>13212146
Tomorrow theme should never be used for screencaps.
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>>13212137
i remember when you said you will stop coming here
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>>13212146
Hey that was my post, I'll get the lube!
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>>13212154
More importantly: Why aren't yours?
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>season finals keep getting worse and worse ith every new season
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>>13212071
>>13212119
>tfw your memory is so shit you can't remember whether you were actually there or if you've just seen a different cap that included the responses
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>>13212173
That was before that theme was even introduced, I used a custom one because I didn't know Flux existed and I didn't want my eyes to burn like a thousand suns at night
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>>13212153
OK, someone needs to tell me what exactly is wrong with Show Stoppers.

Their performance was cringworthy, sure, but everything prior was fine. Some funny gags and cute scenes (Sweetie dusting the table was kawaii as fuck)
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>>13212159

Really? That's interesting.
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>>13212181
Really?
I thought it was mine, I can't really remember though
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>>13212162
>Two different men
>Both "bad boys"
Scootaloo confirmed for shit taste in male archetypes
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What does /mlp/ think about the pony thread simulators?
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>>13212200
Flux?
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>>13212211
A program that makes browsing websites with light backgrounds not painful at night
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>>13212202
The CMC were annoying for the most. They behaved like small kids and that was it. Small kids are annoying.
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Even the CMC won't be able to resist the big M when they get older.
Poor Applebloom, how awkward it must be having your friends constantly hitting on your brother.
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>>13212209
Lickety Split a beta faggot.
Rumble is best.
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>>13212146
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>>13212211
It changes the color tone of everything on your screen at night. It's okay, been using it for a couple of months now. I still use a custom dark theme for MLPG anyway.
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>>13212227
>One day she has enough
>Leave him alone he's MINE!
>Silence
>The most awkward of silences
>M-mah big brother I mean!
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HONK HONK
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>>13212227
She's a redneck,she probably fucks her brother all day,every day/
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>>13212192

I liked A Canterlot Wedding more than The Best Night Ever

maybe because I wasn't around to watch the S1 finale with everyone else
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>>13212044
I hope
> pic related happens to you
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>>13212209
How do you know top-right's a bad boy? They're just playing basketball.
Also, who the hell is he
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>>13212210
Far, far too many of them. The first 2 ones were pretty funny, but now, there's like... 30 of them, which are 10 minutes long and composed of entire random posts which aren't even funny.
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>>13212210
/mlp/ thinks they're great. I think they're forced, often using posts specifically made for the purpose.
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>>13212203
Yeah, sweetie in the show is a soprano
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>>13212210
the first three are still the best
the two tumblr ones were pretty damn funny
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>>13212252
he would rip her in half
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>>13212255
*yawn*
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>>13212255

>tongue
>saliva
>jaw

Do people really get annoyed by these things? My tongue fits pretty comfortably where it belongs, and my jaw is usually slack when I'm not around people.
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>>13212247
oh yes, I like where this awkwardness is going
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>>13212261
/mlp/ detests them, regulars think that they encourage shitposting and invite undesirable individuals.

/mlp/ most certainly does not like them
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>>13212253
You may not be as bad as Hitler, but you are trying.
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>>13212263

Well I knew that much. Just interested that you'd find a deeper voice to fit the design I made.
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>>13212252
The Apples are not Rednecks
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>>13212253
>I liked A Canterlot Wedding
Lost me there.
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>>13212210
Latest one had some posts from here in it.
To keep it relevant.

But it's still dumb and overused. Of course /mlp/ loves it.
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>>13212261
Only the originals were humorous and well timed.
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>>13212287

At least I wasn't called Terse again
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>>13212288
I always found in the choirs that I've been in that the soprano's were mostly lean and that the alto's were more "shapely"
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>>13212292
Sweetie bell is.
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>>13212253
i watched ACW together with /mlp/ and liked it, but everytime I re-watched it I utterly despised it god it is so fucking retarded.

And I'm not even talking about Candyass and TWILY.
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This pony playfully bumps you with her butt. How do you respond?
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>>13212314
I only watched them once with MLPG, when they aired. I liked it a lot initially, but they slid down a lot over time. I did enjoy them, but I don't consider them very good now.
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>>13212331

a death rattle
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>>13212331
A trip to the emergency room.
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>>13212331
With the dick.
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>>13212331
fuck off, retard
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>>13212331
I give her a freindly hello and bump her back
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>>13212331
MY LEG
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All right, here's a good question for my tank-loving pony brethren:

Which tank would your favorite pony drive?

Applejack would drive an Easy 8 - dependable, versatile, and under-appreciated, like her.
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>>13212331
I hug her.
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Oh no anon hurry up, you're going to be late for pony!
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>>13212331
[bone cracking sound]
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>>13212331
I don't. I'm dead, my spine snapped in half.
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>>13212358
>AJ
>versatile
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>>13212358

tanks are boring
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>>13212331
My mortal coil is shattered into a million pieces as my soul crumbles, revealing to me the truth of existence.
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>>13212375
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>>13212331
I lick her anus
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>>13212331
Excuse me!
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>>13212386

that may be, but tanks are still boring

get into aircraft like the cool kids
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>>13212331

Hope I survive the inevitable impact with the ground
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>>13212278
I bet Applebloom has seen Big Mac's dick. Considering they don't wear clothes, he's bound to get a boner one day while working. And of course she'd get curious and start trying to figure out what it is.
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>>13212409

>Giant killer death machines on tracks with massive guns, requiring incredible skill and perfect timing to use.

vs.

>Durr I fly fast and shoot missile this am really hard

Stay retarded, airfag.
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>>13212415
It's been over 1.5 years since that episode and that entire scene still puts a big grin on my face.
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>>13212331
I take a shower with industrial grade anitugly soap
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>>13212431
She grew up on a farm with an older brother
She's probably very matter of fact about things and doesn't see what the fuss is
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>>13212454
>Over 1.5 years
What the fuck
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>>13212358
Are we restricting ourselves to WW2 era?

I'd suggest the T-34 (85 version prefferably) for AJ, strong, dependable and easy to upkeep.

Rarity would settle for nothing less than the flashiest of german engineering, either a king tiger or a panther

RD would take the M18 Hellcat for speed

Pinkie would take something silly and absurd like the KV-2

Fluttershy wouldn't be able to handle the noise and cramped space of the tanks
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>>13212459
who is the lucky stallion?
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>>13212433

>giant killer death machines racing through the skies with massive guns and missiles capable of mass destruction, requiring incredible skill and incredible resilience to use

or

>durr i drive around and shoot things this is really hard

protip: most humans know how to drive
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>>13212454
Where she screws up all of rainbows work ?
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>>13212454

Me too anon, me too. I refuse to replace the original version in my archive as well. It is too great
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>>13212409
>>13212433

Ships are the way to go.
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>>13212480

But that's wrong, you fucking pleb.
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>>13212477
I am stumped when it comes to purplesmart
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>>13212491

How is it wrong?
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>>13212487

>ships

Seaman, pls go
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>>13212478
Anon. It's going to be a saytr.
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>>13212487
Navy please, don't you have seamen to grope?
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>>13212501

It is.
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>>13212477

Pinkie would be all about the tankettes

Something like a Polish TKS or an Italian CV-33 or the like
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>>13212507

Its first birthday present will be a bullet, then
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>>13212491
nice argument
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>>13212487
>shipfags
>>
I prefer my legs
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>>13212513

Alright, tankfag

enjoy being useless in modern combat scenarios
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>>13212485
Where can I get the original
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>>13212494
>>13212494

Twilight would take a StuGIII - precise and accurate.

Rarity...not sure.
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>>13212516
but she can't bring 152 mm of party cannon with those!
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Did you know that in G1 getting your cutie mark also meant starting your menstrual cycle?
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>>13212531
>filename
I like breaburn
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>>13212532
Call of Duty fanbase please.
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human sweetie belle anal play
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>MLPG: Pony und Panzer edition
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What if Sweetie grows up and her voice still doesn't change? Would it work in her favor or against her?
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>>13212540

Currently? I am not sure, I would check yayponies but the version I saw there was the "updated" one. I still have the original from when it aired, hence the hub logo being present in >>13212485
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>>13212542
Rarity favors the flashy, she would settle for nothing less than the most over-engineered of tanks
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>>13212545
Ponies don't have menstrual cycles.
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>>13212559
she doesn't voice crack anymore
what's the point in living
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>>13212581

>over-engineered

AMX tanks for her, then.
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>>13212477
Derpy
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/
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>>13212585
she still had voice cracks in S3

She'll probably have a few more in s4
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What about SPACE ships?
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Do you know who else liked tanks and airplanes?
Hitler!
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>>13212560
>pony wardrobe malfunctions

have mercy
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>>13212617

Warhammer 40K battle barges, nothing less.

Or are you a FILTHY HERETIC!?
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>>13212617
Spaceships > everything else
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>>13212601
Ah yes the french, with more gears to go in reverse than forwards. Yes I know that the french areactually a competent military force, that does not stop the jokes about cowardice from being funny
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>>13212617

Do go on
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TO BE CONTINUED

...RIGHT NOW!
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>>13212617
best ship.
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>>13212638

For Rarity, probably the AMX 13 90 or even the heavy AMX 50 100.
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>>13212617
Serenity is best spaceship.
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>>13212629
Those thing are gorgeous.
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>>13212623

Do you think Hitler would've enjoyed FiM?
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>>13212564
>Yaypo replaced the real version of TLR with the fake version

THIS MAKES ANON ANGRY

ANON SMASH
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>>13212564
Ok thanks
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>>13211123
Her butt looks huge
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>>13212617
dat orbital bombardment
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>>13212666
On one hand, the positive messages about acceptance and peace.

On the other hand he liked disney and cartoons.
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>>13212478
>who is the lucky stallion?
who knows
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>>13212666
He would of liked Celestia's political tactics.
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>>13212626
There ain't enough of it.
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>>13212651
Since when did the rebels have an executor-class?
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>>13212696
>atryl

No
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>>13212651
>Implying
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>>13212691

I want to do things to this applepone
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>>13212666
Sure.
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>>13212691
>AJ doesn't know who the father is
>because she was tied up for public use and secretly loved every minute of it
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>>13212691

Why does Applejack have a nipple on her cheek
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>>13212617
Did someone say orbital maneuvering?
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>>13212734
Those are acne blemishes.
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>>13212696
Sometimes I wish ponies normally DID wear clothes
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Why is she such a dork
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>>13212697
They stole it from the empire

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lusankya
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>>13212748

Silly pony

someone should teach her not to pick at acne, and that it's a medical condition that requires seeing a doctor
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Hey, where's that userscript for selecting individual posts, exposing spoiler text?

I need to pretty up a screencap.
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>>13212564

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaUbi-7uBDg is this from the original
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>>13212761

That is blasphemy anon

blasphemy I say
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>>13212762
> implying he didn't find it cute and Twilight panicked when she realized the mixed metaphor

>>13212761
For being ostensibly heterosexual, ponies sure do love exposing sweet wet horse vag to the elements.
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>>13212761

I-I'm going to marry Rose!
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>>13212762
>wings
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>>13212767
Filthy rebels stealing things.
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>>13212787
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
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>>13212805

Yep, sure is

Updated version is easy to tell because they cut Derpy's name out of the dialogue entirely
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>>13212761
ponies in clothing exponentially increases their cuteness
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>>13212812
what if ponies were constantly flapping their marevags around because they like the way it makes the air smell
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>>13212691
GG

please

More crossdressing stallions/males in general

With lipstick
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>>13212833
Thanks, b-ro
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>>13212728
>because she was tied up for public use
no anon she just was dared to go stand out on a streetcorner after the sleepover got a little wild
she doesn't have to actually play the part

>>13212734
that's just whorishly applied makeup anon
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>>13212787
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
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>>13212840
It really does.
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>>13212823
When you don't have a galactic tax base to support you, you kinda have to take what you can get.
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>>13212840

Among other things~
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>>13212850
Of course she doesn't HAVE to, but that's what makes it fun.
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>>13212850

I guess painting nipples on your cheeks could be considered whorish
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>>13212850
>pony truth or dare

oh the possibilities
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>>13212860
>filename
My negroid compatriot
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>>13212865
THANKS OBAMA
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>>13212850
What if she slowly wants to? Using the dare as an excuse to be a slat?
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>>13212872
>Not pony spin the bottle.
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Does the Equestrian Royal Guard do cadence calls?
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>>13212889
>Twilight subtly magics the bottle to point at Anon a lot
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>>13212889
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>>13212889
>fluttershy hides behind her friends because she does not want to be kissed
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>>13212867
>>13212840
someone post that derpy pic lk did
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>>13212900

>drag the image to select which pony you kiss
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>>13212900
Why is it so fuzzy?
Also, Derpy first try. I'm going to smooch her so good that she can't see straight.
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>>13212908

>Rarity

Fuck, here comes oral herpes
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>>13212908
>lands on Anon
Come here baby~
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>>13212884
>What if she slowly wants to? Using the dare as an excuse to be a slat?
that was the original premise
she goes out there whorishly dressed and it's mildly embarrassing
until a stallion actually walks by like in the picture and sizes her up and she realizes what he's doing
she rebuffs him but then she can't stop thinking about it
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>>13212899
God damn cheating unicorns.
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>>13211161
>possible good Luna and Celestia plushie for a low amount of money
... I don't think I'd be able to resist that one
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>>13212920
"zoom/motion blur" effect
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>>13212935
Oh, GG

You and your slutification fetish
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>>13212834
Ok I found a full original then. Funny . I can't actually find the edited one . Don't want it though
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>>13212950
Sluts are awesome.
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>>13212941
>4DE found a way to break even the hardest Anons.
>The strongest wills cannot say no to royalty.

That site is going to make us all plush owning fucks, isn't it?
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>>13212872
>>13212889
This and Seven Minutes in Heaven is likely the only way a Human would get action in Equestria

At least to start
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>>13212908
FLUTTERBUTT
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>>13212971
If they release the Princesses at the same time, yes.
Because then I only have to pay shipping costs once.
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>>13212935
That is an exceptionally ugly image GG

Even when you're high, you draw better
http://i.imgur.com/tuDTDHX.png
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>>13212971
Until the Rarity and/or CMC plushies are out, I'm safe.
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> finally capped
Fuck this gay Greentext earth
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>>13212971
What if I'm already a plush owning fuck?
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>>13212985
Why does that look like a Hitachi Magic Wand attachment?
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>>1321286 whats That from
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Are you a good pony, or a bad pony?
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>>13212935
>that slow melting in inhibitions
>the personal conflict of wanting it so bad versus societal standards
>all the excuses she would make to herself to push the envelope
>starting off slow and getting into heavier stuff
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>>13212942
Is it taken from something? Because to have it there without an actual zoom/motion is dumb.
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I'm tired of slutest horse. Lets talk about music maybe.
So MLPG... what ya listening to?

I'm listening to Soviet Jazz-Funk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf2M5c-JT4s
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>>13213015
>tfw no pony main 6/ horse stallion
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>>13213029
No.
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>that mandopendo on the background in few panels of issue #10

ahaahah
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>>13213015

>tfw so little man fucking stallion videos for free
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>>13213015
Well to be fair it's not like they can mount a real horsecock in real life. The flare alone makes it pretty difficult to take in.
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>>13213015
I tried to get into horse porn, of both sexes. I just can't get into it unless there are two (or more) people enjoying each other.
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Guys I drank coke pony and now she's not moving. What do I do?
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>>13213056

put your dick in your new realdoll
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>>13213029
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpn1x_OILHE

I've been listening to this for hours.
Help.
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>>13213045
He was in the comic before
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>>13213053
4chan's /mlp/, the only place where you'll find someone who feels bad about not getting into horse porn.
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>>13212935
That's not a slutification fetish, it's finally realizing that she can be considered gorgeous - or at least sexually viable.

It's part of being a hot dish and thinking "maybe being noshed on would be FUN."
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>>13212900
Fuxk yea !! Derpy!
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>>13213003
Then we niggas.
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>>13213051
I just want some femanon/stallion or femanon/mare and there's so little of it
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>>13213073
NO JOHN YOU ARE THE BRONIES
And then john was a brony!
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>>13212900
Proofs
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>>13213029
Actually pony related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKLIpCCVLIM
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>>13212908
Rara,Hell yeah
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>>13213075
It's MLPG.
And I'm sick of having my fantasies being only viable in stories/pics/imagination. The hardest thing for me to find is people who are ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT rather than "oh I'm going to get paid blah blah faking it".
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>>13212900
> drag to find the pony you're selected for
Not "The Dash"! Anyone but that!
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>>13213029
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fkt4TLMFYE
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>>13213073

>average human soldier when warring with Equestria.jpg
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>>13212993
People really don't know how to greatext . It's not hard people !!!
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I want a pair of zebra earmuffs
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>>13213130

>Jeremy liked bored fucking

Jeremy is alright
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>>13213157
Stop typing like a fucking retard
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>>13213130
All porn's like that. I recommend finding a nice horse.
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>>13212993
Kinda cute, but the piss was a bit much
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>>13213157
then how does one properly greentext?
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>Pinkie plush estimated to ship late September now.
4DE!!
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>>13213161
Those zebras shouldn't be so lewd, they're giving the other zebras in town a bad reputation.
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>>13213073
Someone needs to draw something similar where it's Anon being swarmed. I shall filename it "your escapist fantasy being projected on a show for little girls".
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>>13213174
No.
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>>13213201
Then don't expect me to take your posts seriously
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>>13213161
>Call it "The skullfucker"
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>>13213183
I'm not sure what "great" greentext looks like, but

I may suspect this Anon is a fan of Twilights_Unwashed_Ass and the tentacle greentext that's held as a golden sticky standard
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>>13213073
>>13213200
i thought about drawing something like this with sunset satan and eqg twilight
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>>13213217
Mornin' Flutters-OH GOD WHERE ARE YOUR EYES?!
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>>13213183
Not like that.
You talk about past events as if you're going through them .
>be me
>be Saturday
>go to store
>get raped
Etc
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>>13213233
Do it kolihead
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>>13213241
No that's how /mlp/ do greentexts
And it's shit.
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>>13213211
I don't. I was talking about that picture by the way.
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>>13213241
Greentext stories like this have to be done in second person
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>>13213241
Stop pretending that you're some kind of authority on greentexting.
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>>13213241
That reads like ass
Even worse ass than normal greentext
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>>13213281
I AM THE PRESIDENT OF GREENTEXT
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>>13213233
It still annoys me that the Doom movie was alient genetics rather than hell's gate on Mars. Also, Doom sort of paved the way to the whole "single dude against a whole army and is a badass" type of thing, which is okay in a campy/fun sense but it doesn't hold water in "realistic" shooters.
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>>13213281
>you will never be a greentext authoritarian
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>>13213233
Her gun would need to say something like .50mm friendship cannon. And concentrated friendship on the backpack.
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>>13213241
But Anon, all the verb tenses are in the present. I even used "are" way, way more than I'd like.

What you're asking for are /fit/izen sentence fragments
> be 21
> see fatass
> laugh at them, but not directly

That's not "narrating as though it's happening right now," that's some "DAMAK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA" shit.
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>>13213281
But my dad works for 4chan.
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>>13213294
>Double bad greentext.

My god...
IT'S /mlp/ GREENTEXT!
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>>13213344
oh my god its almost intolerable
they're all so bad at it
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>>13213313
I'm imagining a greentet board meeting
>Gentlemen, Our sales of Greentexts are going down
>Implying implications, sir
>Greater Than you will never get down on your saleswoman
>Sir, your saying your greentext aloud in conmnversation again
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>you will never be good at greentexting
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>>13213361
>>Greater Than you will never get down on your saleswoman
>>Sir, your saying your greentext aloud in conmnversation again
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>>13213358
You would think of all the things they could have stolen from us it would have been how to write shitty greentext correctly.
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I heard greentexting and came as fast as I could!
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>>13213240
What do you mean? They are on her face you dork.
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>>13213294
better than halfassed fanfiction like it's usually done here
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>>13213240
where we're going, we dont need eyes
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>>13213384
READ THE WORDS
COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STRUCTURE
BOOP HEARTILY
>>13212993
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>>13213384
Oh yea you do that. Spin us a yarn O rch.
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>>13213388
>halfassed fanfiction written as terrible as possible is better than halfassed fanfiction
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>>13213386
Now do the same thing with your vagina.
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>>13213415
I don't know what school you went to, but the vagina is not normally located on the face.
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>>13213332
>DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA
Anon, his dreams on the ocean.
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>>13213426
A man can dream. A man can dream.
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>>13213426
>you will never forcefully fuck fluttershy's face vagina
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>>13213180
It was, but there had to be something to keep it from being toothless.

Also it's what I've come to expect in child care. Shit sucks, you just have to grit your teeth and sort of gloss over it or the one will just get teased forever.
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>>13213426
>he doesnt have a face vagina
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>>13213426
BOOP NO YOU'LL HURT HIS FEELINGS

THE FEELINGS POLICE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED
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>>13213426
If I wanted normal I wouldn't be sleeping with a cartoon pony.
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>>13213426
Well,It should be.
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>>13213426
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>>13213241
That sounds like some rage comic written by a 10 yo
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>>13213407
>One day a pony spun some yarn.
>And it was good.
>And then they fucked.
>fin
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>GG upset that the twins didn't get attention
>one image of them talking about a prison stay we didn't see
>the second being the twins making funny faces
>one of them just sitting there moping
>and two tombstones

DAMN IT GG
EVERYONE WANTED TWINS EARFUCKING
IF YOU WOULD HAVE DRAWN THAT, WE'D BE IN GG GENERAL
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>>13213474
unf
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>>13213452
Oh no I can't go back in the clink. You'll never take me alive.
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>>13213428
Sorry, I guess Stewart's voice always sort of truncated the "AR" as "AH"

Can you imagine how weird greentext would be if we used that model?
> Scootaloo, HER WINGS FALTERING
> Twilight, horn blaring
> Ponyville, screaming
> Discord, laughing in the dark
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>>13213482
I wanted him to do the same kind of character arc the twins from Ouran host school went through. Kind of them splitting apart then finding Zecora who's the only one who "gets" them.
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>>13213482

I want some gay Muschio
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>>13213482
>>13213506
>>13213517
HE HAS A THREAD ON THE SUB
If you guys would direct things there, he will see them and post the responses there too.
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>>13213415
If you say so, Anon.
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>>13213449
the worst that happened to me was a blow where the sun does not shine

A surprisingly common incident
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>>13213533
Fuck you, zebras are part of mlp
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>>13213543
You funny guy.
I kill you last.
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>>13213543
pfffthahaha
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>>13213553
I personally blame all the kiddy shows that play it for laughs.
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>>13213572
in all cases for me it was in moments of panic or freak accidents rather than any malice really
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>>13213554
But if people used the sub more to directly talk to a contributor, whether it be mlp related or not, they would then also use the sub more and do it there. You can cross discuss between here and there just fine.
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>>13213581
You lucky duck, you.
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>>13213543
I'm okay with this.
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>>13213584
Why do we have the sub anyway? FiMchan would have been perfectly fine to go to in a bailout situation.
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>>13213533

I suspect I'm not going to get any more gay Muschio, so mostly what I'm doing is idle bitching
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Hey did you guys hear? The US sent Syria some Beano.
They heard that their leader has some real deadly gas!
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>>13213637
Fuck off SB
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>>13213632
>Why do we have the sub anyway?
Because we all live in a yellow submarine.
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>>13213637
heh
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>>13212331
>rape
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>>13213632
Bailing out is not a great method of contraception, especially for young men who may not recognize when they're about to orgasm - or more curiously when you've ejaculated but not had an orgasm.

Image unrelated. I just thought you'd be interested.
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>>13213076
I never said it was a sluttification fetish
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>>13213543
>you will never face-fuck fluttershutter
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>>13213679
Why the fuck is that guy pumping his hand
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>>13213673
but you're just giving her what she wants
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>>13212331
I reflexively remind her how ugly she is.
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>>13213683
Mulia x Matilda x Cranky OT3
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>>13213707
It's the DIY version of a body heat extraction device. Your hand grips a pain metal water pipe inside and cool water passes through. The hand is put under vacuum to force your blood vessels to remain more open than usual and ameliorate the shut-off response to some extent.

The commercial version is like $900. This is something you can make for like $120 if you're feeling ambitious.

>>13213679
Mah niggah.
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>>13213683
Mulia Mild and Larry from leisure suit larry have the same voice actor.
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>>13213737
don't be lewd anon
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>>13213738
... what exactly would be the purpose of such a device?
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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
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>>13213757
Why am I attracted to unattractive characters?
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>>13213683

you said you would post your big lipped ponies on the sub GG

but you never did
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>>13213764
Snaps humans out of heat cycle.
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>>13213757

That mule should take off her panties.
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>>13213764
Supposedly it's very effective at lowering your body temperature back to safe levels in case of overheating or heat stroke. It's used primarily by sports teams.

I haven't seen the white papers but it's meant to be on par with a full-immersion ice bath.
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>>13213784
If you use warm water it can help combat hypothermia, too.
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>>13213764
You attach it to your cock and balls instead of your hand
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>>13213757
Would Rarity allow a mule into her boutique?
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>>13213805
Rarity is a total slave to mule pussy
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>>13213805
Let the mule in or face a discrimination lawsuit. Your choice.
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>>13213821
Nou
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>>13213805
Does the mule have money?
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>>13213827
Yet to see Zecora in there...
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>>13213827
There's no suing in Equestria.
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Rara should rara rara
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>>13213770
there's a kind of merger of ugly and cute that's possible
I drew some real uglycute girls once upon a time
weird tits, bizarre proportions, freckles all over that sort of thing
real goofy lookin
the only thing I really ended up keeping from that whole period was big bushes
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>>13213632
I don't think fimcham is MLPG.
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What if Dante Basco got these shirts made because he's an S4 voice? (Incoming Avatards!)

What if he plays the bastard son of Sombra? What if he's NOT devillanized by the end of the episode? What if he crashes the beginning of the Equestria Games?

What if it ushers in Lauren Faust's long-awaited "dark" season, ending with Twilight's succession of the late Princess Celestia?
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>>13213844
Rarara should stop hogging all the dicks
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>>13213796
Yeah, that sounds like what I was expecting from MLPG. Though chisterys answer makes more sense
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>>13213856
word
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>>13213858
Hah. Rufio pone.
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>>13213856
>weird tits, bizarre proportions, freckles all over that sort of thing
>real goofy lookin

Explains why you're an applefag
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>>13213858
>Dante Basco in S4
What.
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>>13213856
So like extreme xenophilia?
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>>13213858
>All of that stuff that you wrote.
>With your fingers.
>That thing that came out of your brain right now and made them words.
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>>13213723
Good, she deserves sex.
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>>13213882
You're new to GG, I see
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>This thread
>>>/vp/13598066
Does anyone else ship /vp/ and /mlp/ as board-tans? They're basically the same thing.
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Morning pony faps are the best, they make me cum like a zebra
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>>13213866
Well that's where it comes from, though v2 has some Arduino control for maintaining a certain temperature in the reservoir (or at least that's what I got out of the instructions.)

http://diybodyheatextractor.mckeemaker.com/
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Should I fap to pony today?
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>>13213921
Only to your waifu.
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>>13213723
thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>13213921

You should fap to pony everyday.
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>>13213856

>big bushes

Keep being the best, GG
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>>13213921
It's never a bad day to fap to ponies. Ejaculating regularly helps prevent prostate cancer.
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>>13213882
not really
just seeing how far I could stretch appearances before it became truly repugnant I guess
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>>13213933
I always fap to my pony waifu.
Always.
So don't worry.

>>13213938
>>13213947
Okay.
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>>13213928

>>>/out/
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>>13213953
>lipstick

You like lipstick, don't you Weavy?
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I got the Stoya Swallow fleshlight so I can pretend I'm getting sucked off by a pony, it's great. I tape the threads on the end cap so it creates a lot of suction
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>>13213953

Ruby's teenage years sure were awkward huh
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tea love x fleetfoot hatesex when
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>>13213977
I want to suck Dash's sweaty toes
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>>13213953
...

more?
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>>13213975
there's nothing wrong with big glossy lips
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>>13213981
> not glorious Flight or STU master race
GET OUT
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>>13213996
>not smell her sweaty smelly bike shorts
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>>13214011
>femsnails will never have big glossy lips

I guess she'll have to make do with her big nose, huh
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>>13214014
I wanted to get a Venus 2000, but they're like $1200
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>>13214011
Nothing wrong with feminine guys doing a strip tease, either
http://i.imgur.com/u2yS230.png
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>>13214011

Those sort of lips are especially good on emasculated men.
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>>13214033
> Oh wow hey let's buy a $1200 suck-me-off machine instead of a Fleshlight oh wait no that's maybe too much money

And yet you still went with the plebbest of all texture options.
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>>13213888
I'm just scared that Dante (and possibly Grey Deslisle) are voices for S4.
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>>13214021


>worst pone
> worst fetish
> worst movie
> mfw
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>"Oh, a letter?"
>To: My sweetest Muffin
>"Oh gosh~!"

So MLPG. What does the letter say?
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>>13213953
If a character is too perfect, it has that effect of supermodels with photoshop. A little bit of ugly/homely can give it personality. Too much ugly means the story is going to have to carry the arousal. And story and character personality are my biggest fetishes.
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>>13213977
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>>13214064
ur a faget
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>>13214064
You're a very ugly pony
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>>13214080
Sex and the City was such a terrible show.
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>>13214064
whats te obsessesion with making derpy muffins
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>>13214084
After all these years, it's still funny to me. Fuck. Why? It has to be out of the blue but it shouldn't be this hilarious.
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>>13214092
just look at its target audience.
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I must confess something

I pronounced Lyra as "leer-uh" for so long before finding out the correct pronunciation that I still slip up and say it that way far more than I'd like to

There are few worse feelings than accidentally saying your waifu's name wrong
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Horse pls come back to video game
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>>13214047

>implying it's just a striptease
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>>13214112
Ugly horse-faced women?
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>>13214137
Yep.
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>>13214128
>that feel
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>>13214052
I didn't know which one to get, speed bump looks nice
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>>13214021
why are bike shorts so perfect
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>>13214128
But it's pronounced like "lira," the coin. Lee-Ray. You're not too far off.
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It's time to POST WAIFUS!
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>>13214110
it's the most unoriginal joke in this fandom
so of course everyone has to repeat it
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>>13214149
Speed Bump or Wonder Wave are good beginner options. If you want to edge a lot, STU is pretty good. It's not just for premature ejaculators*.

* Just loved by premature ejaculators. Like Hannah Montana!
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>>13214163
That horse is my 2nd favorite to masturbate to
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>>13214128
>>13214147
Shame on you.
You both don't deserve your waifu.

Commit sudoku now so I can get one step closer to her.
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>>13214163
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>>13214155
Because camel toe.
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>>13214163
My waifu is r63 GG.
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>>13214163
As cute as FS is in this game, Rarity shall forever remain my waifu.
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>>13214157
But that's wrong.
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>>13214184
no
>>13214163
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>>13214195
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>>13214051
>>13214047
oh you guys
nice try
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>>13214182
she is a pretty one, isn't she?
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>>13214163
K
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>>13214155
They're yoga pants for people who actually exercise.
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>>13214092
I thought that was A Fish Called Wanda
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>>13214211
LEE-RAH, FUCK

Sorry Anon

Sorry
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>>13214163

>lenore is claimed
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>>13214228
shut up chistery
no one cares
i bet you're not even writing penpals are you
ARE YOU
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>>13214222
Is Lyra's vag minty so your dick tingles when you fuck her
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>>13214224

I need my fix, GG

pls
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>>13214223
>>13214224
Come one GG don't be like that baby.
I'll make all those lewd fantasies cum true.
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>>13214255
I have to write an assignment for a graduate-level ethics seminar for my program

Shit sucks
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>>13214163
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>>13214232
>>13214232

ASS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
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>>13214222
You truly are an unstoppable force.
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>>13214259
>>13214265
alright fine
name your specifics
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>liking the musky smell of sweaty athletic girls
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Shit, I'm stuck on the part where you have to talk to a bunch of people to find where Naoto-kun is ... I don't know who to talk to...
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>>13214272
Looks like you got your Thompsons tumbled.
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>>13214282
I want you.
All of you.
Under my dick.
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>>13214285
> NOT liking the musky smell of a healthy active young woman
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>>13214282

Okay um

Tom getting taken advantage of by a bunch of guys
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>>13214288
Ever thought about checking a walkthrough?
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horse panties
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>>13214288
You need to go to WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT OVERRATED WEEABOO SHIT
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>>13214265
I'm not really interested in that
I'm not naming names but someone once offered to ERP ponies with me
"I can be the Applejack to your Spike"
I politely ran away
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>>13214226
she causes swelling in my pants
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>>13214258
Mewball will never know.
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>>13214310
pfft
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>>13214309
Overrated =/= bad
You may not like it, but Persona 4 is still a good game.
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>>13214303
>smelly, musky, healthy active young woman, sitting on you
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>>13214310

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>13214328
... I miss college.
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>>13214326
I tried it for about 10 hours and it bored me to tears.
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>>13214310
sentenal pls

pls
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>>13214328
>after a workout
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>>13214310
I'm just joshing you. Are you saying they wanted to collab an erotic story with you, or you be you and the other guy be your fantasy?
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>>13214310

I'm sorry...
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>>13214365
Please, Anon

You're killing me here
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>>13214163
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>>13214365
>and then mocking you for getting turned on
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Who's your favorite princess?
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>>13214163
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>>13214393
she makes me shoot like a geyser
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>>13214406
That one you posted.
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>>13214406
First princess.
Best princess.
Only princess.
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>>13214398
>she shifts her ass a bit to give you the slightest gasp of fresh air
>she slams it back down and rubs it in your face like disgusting anon you are
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>>13214412
What does she do to make you do that?
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>>13214422
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>>13214378
I shouldn't go telling tales out of school
I'm sure they meant well, and in a way I'm flattered, I'm just not really interested in that kind of thing
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>>13214163
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>>13214426
Whoa, whoa, we said sitting on, not face-sitting

Jesus, you people take this up a notch
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WHAT IF

you have a favorite pony but you don't waifu her?
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>>13214422
>First
Hey, we don't technically know whether she's older than Luna or not.
Unless you just mean first to appear on the show, then ok, I guess.
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>>13214436
Tortures me by edging me with magic for hours on end
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>>13214463
That's fine. I have a favorite pony but I don't waifu her.
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>>13214464
>we don't technically know whether she's older than Luna

...They say she's older in the show's opening.

In the first episode.
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>>13214482
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>>13214282

Muschio
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>>13214258
>have mint shampoo
>it's clear and a little viscous
>been using it for weeks but never really thought about it
>have the bright idea of using it as lube because unf unf lyra unf
>great for the first minute
>hey idiot remember how this felt on your scalp?
>"invigorating" shampoo
>suddenly OH FUCK IT FEELS LIKE ICE ALL OVER MY DICK
>ABORT


I am not a clever man
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>>13214509
that wasn't me anon
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>>13214337
..

stories?
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THEY'RE GONNA GRIND US UP INTO EQUESTRIA GIRLS
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>>13214463
I'm like that too
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>>13214495
Oh.
Yeah, I'm an idiot. Thanks.
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>>13214454
It's like crack. You need to turn it up to get the same high. At first your like "oh god the idea of a pony having sex is too lewd for me" and before you know it, BAM, multi-genital hyper futa amazonian that lactates from her inverted nipples and has musky body odor that has pheromones that causes mindbreaking and transformation.
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>>13214514
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>>13214511
Just be glad it did not go down your urethra, it would have burned like a mutherfucker
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>>13214475
Does she call you a bad boy the entire time?
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>>13214503
>k-knock next time, will you?!
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>>13214511
That's Lyra magicing the cock on her human voodoo doll. It's really intense because she's wondering if you feel it
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