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GET READY TO RUMBLE

Old horse: >>13197882
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>>13201355
>>13199649
>>13201816
>>13201865
And all this by someone who taught at community college and runs a "stop the fap" program for dosh.

Jesus Christ MLPG is dumb.
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>>13201998
Whoops, forgot the link.

http://talkaboutmarriage.com/relationships-addiction/70876-critique-your-brain-porn.html
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>>13201993
I'm glad I pack a live grenade at all times
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Confession time

I don't like rumble or the pegasus slut sisters and think MLPGs obsession with them is stupid
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>>13201993
SEE WHAT ISAAC
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>>13201993
If this is about the salvia I'm growing, those goddamn kids should learn to stop eating everything that looks green and leafy.
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>>13201989
>its not even rumbling
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>>13202007
I agree and much prefer the zebra slut brothers.
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>>13202014
#FUCK.
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>>13201993
this looks like a job for the cyanide pill
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>>13202007
I take anything said Anonymously with derision.
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https://images.4chan.org/v/src/1377846222031.jpg

Which one

how hard
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>>13201989
>Rumbling.
BROTHER
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>>13202027
all
milkshake hard
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>>13202036
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>>13201993
Fuck you and fuck your marker.
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>>13202027
All of them. I'd churn butter for Christ's sakes.
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>>13202027
3 and 5
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>Rumble Thread
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>>13202007
I'm a retired ponyfag.
I've only watched S1/S2, 4 episodes of S3, and then I stopped watching entirely.
I only come on MLPG on rare occasions just to see what's up.
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>>13202007
I feel the same way about most background ponies.
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Everyone who regularly visits this sad excuse for a general should kill themselves.
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>>13202007
I generally detest shipping since it ruined my favorite book series and have distaste at the whole prospect of humanizations
If EqG starts to get important needless to say I'm out
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>>13202054
You are dead ato me
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>>13202036
>>13202043
>>13202053
>>13202032
>>13202021
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>>13202044
Mark you and mark your fucker.
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>>13202027
0
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>>13202057
starting with you, i guess

which one of the mlp micros is the weakest of the lot?
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>>13202027
none of them
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>>13202004
>>13202008
>>13202009
>>13202023
It's not a bad thing.
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>>13202027
normal hard for all of them and extra strength for #3

human tits and horse vag is the perfect combination to me
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>>13202027
>milky way on /v/
>doesn't get deleted
>milky way on /mlp/
>b&
moot truly is a faggot
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>>13202059
> HKJEHRKLJHKLEJHKLJHR
Okay, you might want to leave starting today.

It's happening. Equestria Girls 2 is slated for release Q3-2014. DVD/Blu-Ray release, Target-exclusive for the first two weeks.

It's habbening.
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>>13202053
ランブルのスレッドだ!
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>>13202076
I'm keeping my grenade anyways
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>>13202027
5 and 4 pretty hard
1 maybe
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>>13202007
I have a animu waifu
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>>13201989
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>>13202085
>Equestria Girls 2 is slated for release Q3-2014
awesome!
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>>13202076
oh alright, i'll pocket the pill
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>>13202061
Not that guy but I've always thought that MLPG's "true ponyfag 100%" attitude was retarded. I've dropped shitty episodes midway through, fast forwarded through songs, missed entire episodes out of laziness, and only sporadically read the comics. All MLPG sees is one less person discussing those things when they come up.
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>>13202094
for hugs then
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>>13202094
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>>13202069
Rainbow dash
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>>13202085
>no source
likely story
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>>13202062
http://i.imgur.com/iybcCPK.jpg

*jaw dislocation*
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>>13202102
I didn't watch the stupid fucking Princess Twilight reveal episode and you can't make me.
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>>13202094
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>>13202081
It's alright to talk about ponies on /v/ as long as you pretend to hate it

>GOD I HATE PONIES SO MUCH
>AND I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE I WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES
>LETS TALK ABOUT THEM
>I MEAN HOW SHITTY THEY ARE
>TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS FUCKING UGLY
>LOOK AT THIS RAGE INDUCING PICTURE OF PONK
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>>13202061
I was with you guys since /co/ times also when it was all "MLPG vs. HSG". I thought I'd be here forever.
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>>13202094
you are for hugs though
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>>13202117
But we do the same thing
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>>13202114
What about season 4?
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>>13202113
that cock is longer than his entire body
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>>13202114
You should watch the first half
It's got two good songs and one horrible one
On the whole, before the shitty reveal it's alright.
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>>13202109
>that dick bugle

noice
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>>13202124
Someone needs to lay down the brownies
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13202128
Is straight shota better?
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>>13202131

>dick bugle
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>>13202112
One of my friends works in merchandise planning for the local Targets. They plan out who gets assigned what slots - i.e. eye level for the studios and distributors who guarantee a buy back (like Disney when they put shit in the Vault) or low unit prices to mark up from, shit assignments for the DVD's and Blu-Rays that aren't expected to sell.

Guess what movie is going to be at "child height" level Q3-2014. Just guess.

It'll be three shelves down from the Riddick discs in the "New Releases" standee.
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>>13202007
I don't like horse dicks and only fap to reverse cowgrill with pone
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>>13202147
Because you can never make me replace this gif with the one with wings.
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>>13202150
yes
there needs to be more
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>>13202150
This never fails to get my dick hard
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>>13202126
I'll stomach it. I think her being a Princess is actually okay but that Cutie Mark switcheroo and her coronation sounded fucking stupid.

>>13202129
Maybe if I get drunk. Wicked drunk.
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>>13202150
Straight shota where the female is loli is the best thing.
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>>13202102
The problem with that is that if everyone was like you, then it would be a whole lot less people discussing thing, and when a different discussion comes up in which you, the hypothetical shitty fan who doesn't even watch the show, join in, since it isn't about something you don't know about, but then someone makes a point regarding one of the things you don't know about, you either need to have it explained to you or you go all >IMPLYING I HAVE TO WATCH THE SHOW
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>>13202166
he's not even that small looking in that pic compared to the twins, he could be older, bigger
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>>13202178
The Cutie Mark switcheroo was fucking stupid, but still entertaining and the song is the best one in the entire show.
At least hear the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCPxXW_9qI
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>>13202150
http://i.imgur.com/AR6SAOm.png
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>>13202179
i could go either way, but it's gotta have the female in the dominant role
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>>13202178
That's fine I guess, unless you tell me you've seen the movie.
I'd have to completely disown you in that case.
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>>13202203
I don't like that song so much. Maybe it's because of the connection to Twilight's coronation.
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>>13202193
Shut up I'm trying to project myself
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>>13202203
> Twilight's voice starts out too rounded
Ugh
> duet
> then triplet
> oh lel look the cutie mark switcheroo is undone--

TAB CLOSED
EPISODE DEAD TO ME
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>season 5
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I can't stand the notion of people not watching the show in its entirety
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>>13202224
... I'd still watch it, if nothing else to finally see Twilight Quantum Leap home.

Spike would be Ziggy and at least as worthless
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>>13202207
>Female in the dominant role
agreed
a shota fucking a female twice his size will never stop being just weird to me, though.
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>>13202232
Oh boy!
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>>13202226
I still haven't finished season 3
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>>13202224
It's funny how the EG designs actually managed to be worse than that
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>>13202224
That's not this picture.
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>>13202237
Watch it

Just take the time you would waste here to do so
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Hey, that one anon who was having boner problems and blamed it on porn?

http://ubyssey.ca/features/sex-supplement-ubc-lecturer-debunks-the-anti-pornography-myth/
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>>13202233
What about a grown adult male fucking a woman who's twice as tall as he is
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>you will never be the little colt in class
>you will never have a female classmate sitting in front of you who teases you by giving you a good look at her bits while miss cheerilee is teaching
>you will never get an erection under your desk because of it
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>>13202224
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>>13200975
>>13201107
>>13201349
>>13201366
Goddamit I had to leave just as this started.
Doubt that you're still here but that was cute man.

>Pinkie trying to steal my cake
Bitch will get it one day
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>>13202189
>someone refers to an episode you didn't watch all the way through
>don't respond to them

How hard was that?

The prospect of watching this show just to argue about it instead of for personal enjoyment is ridiculous. It doesn't have the least intelligent writing on the hub, but it's no kafka.

Demanding that absolutely everyone be on the exact same page like MLPG is the grand pony debate is like insisting that everyone sit down right fucking now and mull over the qualities of their least favourite ponies just so they can be better at arguing over taste in pone. Some people will do that, but there are people here that have no interested in waifu bashing. MLPG and pone have many appealing traits, why not just pick and choose the ones you like and decline to partake in the ones you don't?
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APPLES
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>>13202259
>mlpg is not grand pony debate general

and this is why we have fetish greentexts
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>>13202250
>celestia/amazonfags
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>>13202255
>stealing cake
Can do
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>>13202259
because thats lame
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>>13202251
>filly in front flags her tail to the left and winks
>*thunk*
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>>13202252
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>>13202259
>mlpg is not for discussing mlp
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>>13202250
Absolutely not
I prefer them approx the same size no matter the type of porn.
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>>13202251
unf
but beng distracted by colts as well as fillies is even unfer
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>>13202252
EGGHEADS
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>>13202236
That show wasn't bad as much as it was uneven

... Wait a minute.
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Anything fun happening?
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>>13202259
>MLP General
>Not discussing pony
Why not go full ponychan while we're at it?
This isn't a place to be if you don't watch the show or not want to talk about the show.
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>>13202284
>be the biggest colt in class
>at bathroom breaks your fellow classmates keep eyeing you while taking a leak
>yeah, you're pretty damn sure that you're the biggest
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>>13202294
Discussion about discussion about the show.
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>>13202259
It's not about you you mongoloid, it's about why we have the attitude. I ventured to /mlp/ yesterday and had some decent discussion, but the people there barely knew jackshit, everything needed to be introduced and explained, and that's not good, neither is the fact that I could get away with shitty arguments that would've gotten countered like nothing in MLPG as a result of that. That is not good for discussion.
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Why won't pony let me on Elysium?
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>>13202302
Can we discuss the discussion about the discussion of the show?
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>>13202278
>>13202296
MLPG is for discussing MLP and it's alright if there's a thing from MLP you don't like and don't want to discuss, just don't discuss a thing from MLP you don't like and don't know shit about and make sure there's a thing from MLP you like, are willing to talk about, and know about.

Intimate knowledge of an annoying CMC episode is not mandatory except for discussing the annoying CMC episode. Hearing all the songs, even the grating ones, is not mandatory except for talking about the songs.
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>>13202294
and you?
featherweight blog?
snailsblog?
finishing something every now and then?
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>>13202294
its a rumble thread, you should draw rumble
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>>13202308
There's a gigantic fucking difference between not watching the show and skipping a couple of episodes.
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>>13202318
If you have anything to discuss about that, i don't see why not.
But i'd rather discuss the prospect of posting purple.
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>>13202320
If your going to discuss something, know it better than the people you debate with

Watch the show you double nigger.
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So ... we aren't pony?
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Who let the day thread in?
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>>13202270
THAT'S IT
SHE AIN'T INVITED AT MY BIRTHDAY
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>>13202332
We never are
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>>13202326
Ponks good too
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>"Really? Ahaha, is it really only that big?"
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guess who's finally back out of police custody
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>>13202330
I like purple.
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>>13202302
I'm sorry for not doing things.
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>>13202332
We're pretty pony.
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>>13202320
the problem is someone will read your post and take it the wrong way

then they'll decide the thing they want to talk about is pinkie pie's butt

or a changeling's fetish potential

or diamond dogs with tits

this already happened
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>>13202330
Purple horse needs an episode with bluish grey horse in horse with horns city
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>>13202340
But ... pony should pony ... pony?
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>>13202329
If everyone skipped a couple of episodes, the results would be similar. Not the same, sure, it's milest better than not watching the show at all, but it's not good either way.
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>>13202353
I don't believe you.
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>>13202352
She likes you too, anonymous.
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>>13202355
I wish I was a pretty pony
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>>13202348
You were in police custody?
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>>13202007
I have nothing to confess.
O'm pure.
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>>13202373
you can be a pretty pony if you believe
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>>13202353
I mean, if you're busy IRL that's fine... Sort out your priorities and all that
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>>13202284
>you will never be the colt next to the colt behind the teasing filly
>you will never hear him squirming about in his seat
>you will never look over to see what the commotion is and notice his erection
>you will never end up with one of your own because of it
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>>13202375
no
they were
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>>13202370
I've got all these ideas but inertia is hard to overcome.
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>>13202331
I'm not going to discuss any episodes I skipped, zoned out during, or dropped midway through you triple nigger

It was MMC part 2, RoH part 2, the owl episode, and the babs seed song
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>>13201717

That supposed to be marka?
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>>13202361
> they thought it would be a fantastic idea to do drunken haircuts
> Twilight winds up a bit shorter than her time-skipping adventure
> and a bit, ah, uneven
> she tries to grow it back out but it comes in stark orange
> It's taken as a fashion statement and the latest "princess paparazzi" craze leads others to do the same
> Rarity is more outraged that Twilight would alter her hair before she got to see 'her master work' than Twilight's newfound popularity in the hair world
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>>13202375
Didn't he lived in a area full of horses? he probably broke and was caught while putting a cowboy hats on all the horses
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welp, i guess that means no S2 in japanese

shame, i really wanted japanese Discord
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>>13202294
You mean anything like cute girls with gigantic tits getting their pussies stuffed full to bursting with young stallion cock bloating and spurting with gallons of hot seed that overfills their wombs?

Nah, nothing of the sort. You should rectify that.
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>>13202397
>the babs seed song
You are an infinigger
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i really have no explanation
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>>13202372
Lies. Pony isn't real, she can't like me.
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>>13202341
UNF
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>>13202407
Very silly face

I love it
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>>13202389
UNF
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>>13202390
Oh, well that's good.
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>>13202407
saved
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>>13202403
HEY GUYS I KNOW SOMETHING BIG. AND ONLY I KNOW
But I won't tell now lol

I hate people like that
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>>13202397
>RoH part 2
Leave, leave and never return
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>>13202390

sooo...apple horse huh?
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>>13202395
Uhuh, sure.
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>>13202407
MOSS PLS
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>>13202397
>RoH 2
Piece of a shit yankee fat disgust
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>>13202407
>MOSS
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>>13202407
I WILL FUCK YOUR FACE AND EJACULATE INSIDE YOUR RECTUM
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>>13202007
I agree with you 100%
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>>13202422
CAN'TDANCE IS pretty cute and stuff
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>>13202294
>>13202395
Another artist friend of mine finds streaming helps him focus. Maybe you should try it?
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>>13202425
Discord was kind of stupid
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>>13202422
oh god it's a TAROT SET
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>>13202361
>the actual show will never do a bar scene
Oh well at least we get the comic.
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Even if pony were real, none of them would like you.

not even ponk
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>>13202422
>tarot set
>no corner indices

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PLAY TAROCCHI WITH THIS SHIT
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>>13202483
I don't believe that.
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i wonder if that zebra is going to be ok after being glued to the ceiling by changeling goop for four months
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>>13202460
its pretty neat
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>>13202390
oh sweet now i have text to add to the drawing!

hahaha boner fish!
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>>13202494
i'm looking through and reading her reasoning on each one, it's cool so far
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>>13202483
I'm sure I'll fit in with ugly ponies like myself.
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i skipped S3, will barely watch S4 and only read the comics because they're better
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>>13202499
Wha
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>>13202334
>telling ponk she cant come to a party

IM GOING TO JUMP
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>>13202474
> that last panel
Dash being so surprised for her drink to be empty is cute

> Delta Tau Chi pony
Uh
It's really terrifying someone's cutie mark is their college fraternity, a blank flank all the way 'til Rush Week at 18
I know it's supposed to be a Belushi reference but
sheesh
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>>13202483
I wouldnt deserve their friendship anyway.
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I was wondering whether I should take my shitposting to the next level as well as take up namefagging outside of contributions?

What sort of images would MLPG like to see?
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>>13202483
That's okay.
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>>13202424

He was obviously just attention whoring.
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>>13202474
>Twily mentioning of her mental breakdown
>aj ain't saying shit because she's 3stronk
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>>13202390
>they took Fluttershy without her consent, but after the police arrested them she was too shy to provide a statement and the twins were released because there were no charges raised
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>>13202513
No you're not.
And you're only allowed to come if you STOP STEALING EVERYONE'S CAKE
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>>13202505
You have good taste but you're still a faggot
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>>13202539
>the real reason DD's a Flutterfag
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there's still an audience
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>looking through pony tarot
>wheel of fortune
pank, ponk, penk, punk, and pink
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>watching animu
>entire opening is in english

what
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Aw man I just came up with a great gag. Sweetie Belle is asleep at her desk, with Apple Bloom and Scootaloo holding two separate drawings next to her head to indicate her brains getting blown out. Funny, not funny?
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>>13202400
Meh.
That sounds boring
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>>13202570
Anon that's comedic genius.
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>>13202570
Classic, but not especially funny.
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>>13202570
Violence is not a joke
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>>13202573
> using "darling"
That's a paddlin'.

But, I dunno
I can see them in a ship but "YEAH WE ARE DRUNK FUCK YES LET'S DO THIS AWESOME THING" doesn't always have to lead to sex.
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>>13202584
If you're reading this, you're my kind of girl

When did I become a grill
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>>13202507
i was trying to think of something random for an art . patience
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>>13202573
Is that some kind of secret code word for drunk sex?
Because that's my favorite fic
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>>13202418
>you'd be mortified if he noticed
>you can't pass it off as seeing what he saw because the filly's tail is so obviously blocking your view
>you just try to push it down, to hide it from sight
>touching it is only making things worse but you can't let him see
>you just keep pushing on it trying not to think of his hard little colt cock sticking up under his desk probably leak-
>*splurt*
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>>13202584
>if you are reading this, you're my kind of girl
I'm a girl?
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>>13202507
BCS changed her name again
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Pony loves you.
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MEWBALL JUST GOT 4CHAN PASS

[SHITPOSTING INTENSIFIES]
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>>13202599
o-oh dear
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>>13202602
I think the joke is she just got that note.
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>>13202599
please go on
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>>13202617
So I'm not a pretty mare or little girl? That's disappointing.
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>>13202613
Which one?
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Rarity's mother constantly tries to set her up with every stallion they see.

They went out to lunch together the other day, and every waiter that walked by, her mother leaned over and whispered "Oh, he's cute. Bet he's sin-gleeeeee~"

She is desperate for grandfoals. Almost as desperate for them as her husband is, praying for a colt to teach about hoofegg and motors and flatulence.
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>>13202630
The pony one.
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>>13202614
Holy shit. That fucking attention whore. MLPG you really are beyond brony tier now.
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>>13202613
I love pony back as long as you're referring to my waifu
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>>13202635
>he's cute.
>bet he's single
what kind of logic is this?
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>>13202584

Someone already did it? Shit! Back to the drawing board.
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>>13202591
I like the ship because it's the simplest and nicest. They aren't polar opposites or some things like that.
They're the most, I don't know, quiet. Well in general. When one of the freaks out...
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>>13202648
Parents do that shit all the time
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>>13202642
No, I'm referring to your 5th favorite pony.
Unless your 5th favorite pony is your waifu, in which case I'm referring to your 6th favorite.
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>>13202640
>>13202614
he's easy enough to ignore when he's shitposting
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>>13202590
i like the martial arts approach to violence better than the western approach

seeing violence as something that exists and will happen but shouldn't is nice

seeing violence as an essential part of life and a huge joke is stupid. it doesn't make fearless defenders of the homeland that beat up thugs in self defense. it makes kevin think punching you in the face for no reason is funny.
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>>13202662
Then I only love pony back in a platonic way
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>>13202567
maybe not
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>>13202007

I secretly hate MLPG yet everyone thinks I love them.
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>>13202676
Why are you here then?
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>>13202663
I wish he didn't shitpost and worked on improving his art instead

he has potential and he's proven that he has potential but he's like a less experienced atryl. the fucker could do great things but he chooses to do sloppy samefaced sketches because they're a brony crowd pleaser.
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"Hey you told me we could swap partners, how was I to know she couldn't fit it in?"
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>>13202675
I'll give them a bit if they fuck the ground
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>>13202648

The illogical kind. That's what mothers are for.
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>>13202680

Because I like seeing how pathetic you all are.
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>>13202696

Sure, that's the reason.
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>>13202682
would wub
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>>13202686
>fillies

Why are they pedophiles
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>>13202696
Isn't that why anybody is here?
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pony should pony pony
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>>13202681
i really like how he draws bonbon and lyra

but he draws everyone that isn't bonbon and lyra like he draws lyra

and he never draws sad lyras

step it up mewball
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>>13202725
Not if I pony pony first
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>>13202681
please
i practice real things everyday, not ponies
i draw ponies here for fun
why is this so hard to understand
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>>13202681
I stopped caring a long time ago whether people improve or not. As long as they're not atrocious and think they're all that, or too annoying, they're fine with me.
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>>13202738
Ponies is serious business
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>>13202738
>not practicing ponies so hard you draw the pone lisa
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>>13202738
>>13202743
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>>13202738
I don't believe you
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>>13202682
>>13202675
>>13202567

Not even remotely ponies.

Go back to the sub.
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Super cider squeezy, the ticket master, and sisterhooves social were the best episodes AJ played a role in, and if you want to talk about applejack's character you have to watch them or else you won't understand anything
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>>13202738
because shitposters
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>>13202759
SORRY ANON
I'LL REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BE PONY BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T LIKE OTHER THINGS
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>>13202738
Just because you do something for fun isn't an excuse to not attempt to improve.
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>>13202759
Fan characters are definitely remotely pony.
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>>13202759
2 out of 3 are zebras, and zebras are remotely pony.
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>>13202759
Hey pony puritan anon

I'm only attracted to humanizations
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>>13202738
Mewball you have two choices if you don't want MLPG to hate you to death.

You can shitpost and attention whore, and get a pass on it because you improve your pone arting

Or you can stay in your pone comfort zone but tone down the shitposting and attention whoring. A lot.
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>>13202785
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>>13202776
but I'm going to post more of them anyway now
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>>13202792
>caring
Just filter if it bothers you so much
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>>13202757
here
http://imgur.com/lEHD6AY,AMwLfNl,98Eh4yc,E226a8Z#0
>>13202774
I never said I don't, because i do try to improve, even ponies, just not a shitload because it's something i'm mostly just trying to have fun with.
i mean looking back a year ago i have made some progress, at the very least i don't need to ink every request because my lines were so sketchy you couldn't tell what was going on
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>>13202792
or you could shitpost all day erry day, never improve and constantly change names
becoming transsexual is a bonus
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>>13202763
>Super Cider Squeezy
>She's shit at business, so is her family, at least she learned to stop being so fucking stubborn when her farm is about to be ded
>Ticket Master
>She's a complete moron for wanting to sell food at a gala that has free food
>Sisterhooves Social
>She's raising her sister like a faggot and if she ever leaves the farm she'll just reinforce the mud ponies are uneducated pigs stereotype
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>>13202798
>tfw no innocent tea party with two kind hearted, responsible zebras follow up picture
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>>13202802
>not wanting others to improve
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>>13202802
>Filter mewball
>no more draws
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>>13202773
Would pay so much money if hasbro ever made this game.
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>>13202798
GG

femsnails reacting to the weird earfucking stuff MLPG came up with when
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>>13202803
okay
YOU BETTER START DRAWING HUMAN PONE NIGGER
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>come back to mlpg after 2 weeks
>people hate mew
the fuck mlpg.
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>>13202833
MLPG is dead, anon
this is now My Little Brony General
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>>13202830
see like 2 days ago
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>>13202833
I blame the doge stuff he posts

I love him, but he makes it difficult at times
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>>13202833
I don't hate him but he's been a bit of a giant faggot lately sometimes.
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>>13202811
well it is an innocent tea party but I wouldn't call them responsible
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>>13202836
More human pone
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>>13202837
How does that shield even work? You would have to bend in bizarre ways to get that infront of you
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>>13202838
>posting an image makes someone difficult
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>>13202838
why do you hate doge, it's the best
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>>13202835
>doge
>not a brony meme
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>>13202836
i see why people gave the thin shoulder comments
her rack is huge and clothes kinda obstruct things

that said, i wanna see that humanpone cuddling its ponepone counterpart
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>>13202837
war horse has had enough of your shit, anon
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>>13202876
I think I looked at those lovely eyes too long
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>>13202822
>she buys earplugs
>no, it's just not quite the same as what she read
>she'll just stick with occasionaly geting her ears scratched
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>>13202803
Oh, I understand, and it wasn't necessarily directed at you. It bothers me though when people use fun as an excuse for not putting effort into things.
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>>13202853
Doge is lame. We pone here.
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>tfw Cadence will never steal your heart
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I wish I could art like some of the people here.

But I can't so I write. Except I haven't written anything since almost the beginning of the hiatus if not longer.

Fucking drive, why do you keep petering out?
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>>13202776
>Fan characters are definitely remotely pony.

Who are completely removed from the show and have their own plotline that does not fit the themes of MLP:FiM do not belong here

>>>/sub/
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>>13202900
This is really sad.

Cadence's existence is a tragedy. Good thing it's not canon. Or is it?
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>>13202913
>not just forcing yourself until the drive comes.

do you even content create?
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>>13202923
The show isn't airing

Just move the whole fucking thread to the sub

Or delete /mlp/, get rid of the global rule, and go back to weekly pony threads on /co/ during ponytime.
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>>13202900
Cadence for me will always be a evil lich just waiting to strike.
Shining Armor is justher first victim
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>>13202923
>no pony allowed on the pony board
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>>13202923
Oh, stop being a whiny little cunt, anon
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>>13202913
I have a similar thing with drawing. Just no motivation, as people who are far better than I ever was keep joining and others keep improving.
And I have no chance of being taken along with the fun.
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>>13202930
Forcing it doesn't feel very good. Especially when the audience is non-receptive and the constructive feedback is 0.

MLPG hats fanfiction now. Only artfags seem to contribute anymore. Writefags have lost their place in these halls.
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>>13202932
i miss /co/

have you ever read paradise lost, anon?
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>>13202925
>>13202935
>S04 ends with the real evil being revealed as Cadence after she gains celestias power.
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>>13202951
/co/ was 18 months ago. Get over it already.

MLPG has been in /mlp/ longer than it was in /co/
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>>13202952
Why doesn't Aquarius drown the Crystal Kingdom?
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>>13202957
MLPG has been my little meta general longer than it was my little pony general.

/mlp/ is a metaboard, made for hosting pony metathreads.
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>>13202948
there's almost no constructive feedback for artfags either. If all you want is attention then don't be a content creator, you won't get it until you're good. I don't post for feedback, I just hope someone likes it, if no one does, oh well.
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>>13202785
>derpy likes butts
she is now my nigga
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>>13202966

>grimdark comics

>>>/out/
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>>13202923
>does not fit the themes of MLP:FiM
Sure they do, they're all about making the best of situations, overcoming adversity, and making friends!
>have their own plotline
That's what makes them fan-characters, anon
it hardly makes them unrelated to the show
>Who are completely removed from the show
Not at all!
they're zebras living in ponyville
that's where the show takes place!
they interact with show characters all the time, see?
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>>13202948
which is a little unfortunate since I don't care for art
I wonder what I'm doing here sometimes
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>>13202971
I still hate that this board was even created to begin with. Nobody wanted it except the whiners.
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>>13202975
>that being grimdark
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Well this was a quick disaster. Was worth a shot.
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>>13202976

You are a 28 year old male defending your smut comics based on a line of cartoons and toys aimed at 4 year olds. Please re-evaluate your life.
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>>13202980
He was making a joke about Fluffy ponies
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Why is she so unamused?
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>>13202990
Where are the ponies?
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>>13202990
arms should be longer since you stretched the character out but I like it overall. Good job
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>>13202992
Shouldn't you be in bed, you have school tomorrow
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>>13202999
in your heart
It's terminal
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>>13202948
I'm pretty sure it's just one anon that hates fanfiction.
Most either like it or are indifferent.
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>>13203010
I liked that short fic from the last thread
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>>13202948
How about I cut a deal then
I'll write something so terrible that everyone would hat it
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>>13202978
It was just made to clean up /b/ and /v/. The current moderation's enforcement of the no ponies rule, with longer bans and more wordfilters outside of /co/, could have done that just fine.

Instead they decided to bring the whole of ponychan over here. Now ponychan is dying from too little traffic.
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>>13202999

>Responding
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>>13202615
>>13202619
>you close your eyes and lean forward in your seat as the inevitable happens
>your hooves still absentmindedly pushing down on your dick as your seed splatters onto the floor under your desk
>it's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you and yet it feels so good
>you can't help but wish you were watching this happen to the colt next to you instead
>maybe you'll pretend it did when you're alone in your room tonight
>you finally stop, your hooves still practically glued to your now flaccid cock, afraid to move
>you don't dare open your eyes


s-sorry but that's all I got, I don't normally write for others at all, let alone gay colt greentext...glad at least part of it was to your liking though
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>>13202992
>You are a 28 year old male
incorrect
>Please re-evaluate your life.
done
feelin pretty good
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>>13203018
Still hilarious
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>>13202966
Where's the original version?
Someone seems to have edited all of the words out of this one.
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I miss having friends and going out and talking to people
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>>13203024
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>>13202990
>overexaggerating the already overexaggerated rubber hose style
>dem fucking proportions
>dem fucking body mechanics

It's shit. Go back to art school.
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>>13202992
Are you fucking serious m8
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>>13203028
>GG is really a 28 year old girl
I knew it
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>>13203033
ur gay
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>>13203031
Pff don't have it anymore.
Replaced it with that one since it's funier like this. At least in my opinin
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What should I draw?
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>>13203039
>Not a 12 year old girl

step it up senpai
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>>13203025
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>>13202992
You started an argument with a neckbeard about whether or not cartoons about zebras belonged in a 4chan thread about a shtity little girls show that has a zebra in it

Look in the fucking mirror
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>>13203048
Applejack eating an apple
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>>13203048
spooky ponies
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>>13203048
featherweight
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>>13203044
Oh, really? I was just joking about that.
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>>13203048
Scorpio pony getting a dress from Rarity
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>>13203031
there was no dialogue anyways, just name yelling and generic ????!!!!!!!

I too prefer it like this
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>>13203048
Embarrassed farty ponies.
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>>13203043
I miss talking to cute boys and getting my dick sucked
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>>13202992
Do you know where we are
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>>13203061
Yeah, I found the original. Better than the mountains of dialogue people usually put in their comics, but it's still better without it.
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>>13203033
I don't

Because those things never happened to me to begin with
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>>13203059
>"Haha, gotcha anon!"
>"Anon?"
>"You can stop pretending now!"
>"H-hey, it's not- it's not funny!"
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>want to humanize Rumble
>don't know how yet

Boy, have you guys dodged a bullet or what? Besides his hair, I'm stumped. I mean he IS a blank slate of a character, but still...
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>>13203058
yeha
First Panel: Aquarius what are you doing?
Second: Aquarius stop
Third: STHAP

Then someone replaced the STHAP with Stop
Then a week later or something it had all the words removed.
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>>13203093
Holy shit rumble actually looks good there

Too bad about that hideous clown thing he's staring at.
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>>13203093
Why don't you finish that fucking Cookie pic from forever ago you fucking fuck?
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>>13203089
Come on anon. Stop scarying the poor pony.
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>>13203093
>Shitposting anti-GG hateanon shows up at the same time as Ross
HMMMM
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>>13203102
>Ross
>finishing anything
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>>13203111
its a mystery~
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>>13203081
there's no point in briefly having something that you know is not sustainable for you
the glimpse you get will only frustrate you more
all the good things you want are forever out of reach because of who you are
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>>13203111

I care about me, not GG. All I want to do tonight is draw more cute Sweetie Belle stuff.
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>>13203134
You mean like pony?
>>
Ross is a good artist
he just has a shit personality
You cannt prove me wrong
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yall are some major downers right now

is there anybody here who is happy the way their life is going and just like small horses and small horse accessories

because i am
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So, since you people tend to know this sort of thing

What sort of saline should I use for dekeritinization of my glans? Keep in mind I'm using tape to get C-0 coverage overnight.
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2AM BUT I FINALLY DREW IT

I SMEARED DIARREAH ALL OVER THE PONY

THATS GOOD MARKETING!!!
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>>13203059
>>13203110
I like when pony does stuff with her tail
only applejack seems to do that in the show so I need to look at tail OCs a lot
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Why didn't you save her?
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>>13203151
That wing looks unfinished
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>>13203146
Ross is a shit artist
he has a great personality though
You can't prove me wrong
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>>13203151
>Kreig
Faggot
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>>13203141
YES
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>>13203149
doing all right.
part of my mental well-being is tied to MLPG and hasn't been/isn't being fulfilled, but overall i really cannot complain.
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>>13203159
Because she isn't a pony
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>>13203153
>only Applejack
Twilight, Rairty and Zecora all did stuff with their tail
Ponies have complete control over their tail
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>>13203161
Ross is good shit though
he proves me a personality
You can't have me
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>>13203134
the obvious solution is that the good things aren't really good for you

the world lied to you. they told you truths that didn't apply to you.

you are the square hole, and everyone thinks you were born to accept circles.

go, go anon, go live among your fellow squares and take GG horsedicks up your ass

it's what you were born to do
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>>13203153
I'd that pony so hard
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>>13203179
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>>13202976
> GG shows his true megafaggot colors re: his OC's
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>>13203172
Fluttershy has carried angel on her tail before
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>>13203164
hahahha HAHAHHAHAHA WELL IF IT ISNT THE FASHION POLICE!

OOHH NOOO SOMEBODY COULDNT AFORD
PONYS!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
GO TO THE GAY BATHHOUSE
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>Mirror Universe episode
>Molestia
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>>13203191
That too. but that was one of the laziest things ever
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>>13203179

themostprofoundthingeversaidabouthorsedicks.txt
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>>13203172
>>13203191
BUT THAT'S TINY STUFF I NEED TO STRAIN MYSELF TO REMEMBER AND HARDLY DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT
applejack throws lassoes and shit with her tail all the time, ain't no other pony can do that
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>>13203151
what kind of filename is that?
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>>13203179
But if I do that, the circles will call me a huge faggot and make fun of me.
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>>13203207
Nigga
Rarity held a fucking box with her tail. Twilight made it complete straight, ZECORA USED IT ALMOST AS A FUCKING HAND
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>>13203218
if everyone thought like that and cared so much about outside approval, there would be no amish

they would all leave on the advice of the cool kids
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>>13203178
>You can't have me
you'll always be with me in spirit anon
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>>13203228
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>>13203228
The amish don't have TV or radio, they don't know that being amish is uncool.
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>>13203218
at least one person is gonna think you're a faggot no matter what you do, learning to deal with people not liking you is probably the most important thing we're never taught in a world that's all about fakey bullshit acceptance without addressing the underlying reasons why people are different (which isnt a bad thing!)
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>>13203241
Tourists
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>>13203221
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>>13203244
>anon encouraged anon to be himself
>the next day, anon walked into the MLPG clubhouse wearing a sergal fursuit and announced his plans to become a sergal through expensive plastic surgery
>then he sat in a corner playing hypserspace hyperwars with himself and pony continued as normal
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remember when SB used to be cool
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>>13203216
The hell should i know you guys made the word
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>>13203235
which one of those represents me
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>>13203216
a batshit BCS filename
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>>13203221
Ditto skitto.
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>>13203261
>Two weeks later
>Anon is married to a princess
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>>13203262
Remember when Twilight used to be cool?
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>>13203268
>which one of those represents me
whichever you want
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>>13203260
afternoon_MLPG.gif
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>>13203262
I think it was a Tuesday.
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>>13203261
Its ok anon, I'd play hyperspace hyperwars with you even if you were a sergal.

You have to promise that I get to be a dolphin-dragon-wolf hybrid with six rainbow wings
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>>13203262
No.
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>>13203261
hey if being a weird creepy internet sharkwolf is a dude's thing, fine

i don't have to like that dude and he doesn't have to like me, we can just hang out in our different circles

that's the only way to make human society not tear itself to pieces because there aint no way to make us like each other

captcha: WORKS tries4va
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>>13203287
Hey, hey GG

Prove it's actually you in the thread.

Celestia eating a ham sandwich.
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>>13203260

Mime creatures need to be integrated into that somehow.
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>>13203287
DO I HUG THE CUTE MARE OR BECOME THE CUTE MARE
PLS CHOOSE FOR ME
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>>13203262
i always liked him
too bad he never cared.
i wish him well
also, next time he comes complaining about not doing stuff he shouldn't have just finished something
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>>13203302
AND BY HAM HE MEANS HORSECOCK
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>>13203299
alright, but you first have to have extensive, deep coitus with me for a week straight
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>>13203302
I don't gotta prove shit
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>>13203313
I MEANT HAM YOU ASSBLASTER
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>>13203319
THAT LOOKS LIKE HORSECOCK TO ME
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>>13203319
Exactly
Horsecock
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>>13203301
Anonymous
|i don't have to like that dude and he doesn't have to like me
|we can just hang out in our different circles
You have to like him. Check your privilege, cisspecies scum.

#ponykinproblems #tfwnotasluttymare [reblog] [like] [post to facebook]
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>>13203312
I did some crap sketch that people will hate. That hardly counts.

I have real stuff to do it's just harder.
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>>13203318
Oh, so you're just a massive faggot who's pretending to be GG and going through his old stash.

I see.
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>>13203319
what do waffes taste like in america?
are they the light, fluffy Brussels kind or the somewhat heavier, moist Liege kind?
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Who unplugged leth?
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>tfw no friends
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>>13203333
i liked it.
and what do you mean by real stuff? stuff for school or just other art stuff?
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>>13203336
It depends on the place but for the most part it's prepared like Liege - but so many people just use irons and really frothy batter it could wind up anywhere on the spectrum.

Unfortunately that biscuit tastes fuckall nothing like "waffles" except for a scintilla of maple flavor. Maybe. Mostly it tastes like fried chicken.

At that rate you might as well eat just straight-up fried chicken and a mini waffle for the calories consumed.
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>>13203336
It depends on who makes the waffle.

the only constant is too much butter and too much syrup
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>>13203345
Art that isn't just silly porn.
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>>13203344
none at all? or just none in MLPG?
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>>13203319
I don't see the problem Anon
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>>13203344
>tfw no pony
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>>13203353
what kind of art do you want to make anyway?
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>>13203335
No, you're just trying to pull the old "oh yeah? prove it!" routine so you can get a request
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>>13203356
Both
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>>13203370
No, I'd be okay with just a dickbutt in your usual style.

Fuck you, like I really want a boutique request.
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>>13203318
There's a Hamlet joke to be made there but I can't find it.
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>>13203372
well, just get out there, join the steam group or whatever
people don't bite
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>>13203370
That's quite the theory. But where's your proof?
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>>13203365
>tfw no human
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>>13203368
I have some projects in mind for next year's bronycon.
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>>13203385
HE SAID NO YOU PIXELATED ACCIDENT!
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>>13203385
I have no proof...


... yet.
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>>13203385
I haven't had a chance to use this gif in six fucking years
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>>13203401
Nigga shut up and draw.
Let the faggots fight
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>>13203380
I don't use steam
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>>13203411
If only you'd refrained from using it now, you wouldn't be seen as an abject failure.

But here we stand.
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>>13203400
well start on them bit by bit.
also use your friends and that stuff to motivate you.
or share your ideas and ask for critique
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good night mlpg
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>>13203428
Fuck you, it's a terrible morning.
Go back to night.
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>>13203426
Anon that doesn't make any sense.
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>>13203411
I have a higher res version of that somewhere that I saved three years before I played any of the games

apparently everyone stopped caring because the new games are different and on obsolete platforms
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>>13203423
well, you can start using it. or talk to people from here or from your school or job or join a club or something.

you won't get friends by whining you don't have friends on MLPG
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>>13203444
> it's a terrible morning.
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>>13203390
>tfw no qt sergal gf
>tfw no waifu to play tabletops with
>tfw the only person that wants to play mtg with you overuses infect
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>>13203450
Way to go, capcum.
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>>13203461
Morning is always terrible.
Night is so much better.
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>>13203428
Good morning Luna
Would you like some toast
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>>13203454
>you won't get friends by whining you don't have friends on MLPG
but if he follows your advice then that's exactly what happens!
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>>13203417
you know what THATS A GREAT IDEA

BLACK BRETHREN FROM A DIFFERENT MOTHER
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>>13203461
Suck my cock.
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Can you guys help me out?
I want to get a job in My Little Pony
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>>13203466
That is quite a theory you got there, Anon.
And I kinda have to agree. It's okay though because being awake at night means my free time overlaps with Celestias!
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>>13203463
>tfw no sergalcadence/sergalchrysalis
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>>13203475
Good
Now draw Rarity as Butt Stallion.
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>>13203478
What are your qualifications?
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>>13203454
>school
>job

>>13203473
This
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>>13203463
Fuck you infect is fun
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>>13203488
I stole his waifu and I can make terrible animation
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>>13203489
Roses taste disgusting, rainbow dash has terrible taste in flowers.
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>>13203473
what i meant is that people won't jump on him for whining about it.
>>13203489
I know it's scary and you might feel vulnerable but you just have to approach people.
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>>13203486
Done
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>>13203498
Woah, lewd.
spoiler that next time.
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>>13203499
She picked it for you anon
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>>13203498
Yeah, that's it you bitch
Now cancel Twilight's princesshood, you naughty whore
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A gentle reminder the guy behind /nofap/ is full of shit.

http://www.rory.net/Pages/PrauseCritque.html
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>>13203506
But spoilering it just increases the duration of the ban if I get one
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>>13203504
Does that horse have two horns?
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>>13203053
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>>13203513
woah nelly that's a whole load of bullshit
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>>13203411
By my reckoning, every single time you've posted has been a valid opportunity to use that gif.
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>>13203508
Well roses are awful, she should have picked me a better tasting flower.
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>>13203488
ASK HIM IF HE IS A MOTHER FUCKING PONY
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>>13203519
Oh, hey, I didn't know you came back from your art hiatus.
Looks nice!
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>>13203519
AAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>13203519
yay
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>>13203519
cute/10
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>>13203519
it's cute
so your name's boop now?
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>>13203519
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>>13203534
Apples forever
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>>13203519
Oh man, I love your art

Please draw scrunchy dresspone
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>>13203523
It gets worse.

Look for "Gary Wilson" in all this and it's interesting how virtually every single /nofap/ resource draws directly from his personal site and that of his wife's, misrepresenting other studies to vaunt his theories as 'scientific.'

But really what more did you expect from Reddit?

http://mindhacks.com/2007/08/20/why-there-is-no-such-thing-as-internet-addiction/
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>>13203490
Pls die
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>>13203500
If I knew how to approach people I would have friends already

Is there like a school on friendship?
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stram where
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>>13203563
Do you even watch the show?
Making friends is easy.
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>>13203525
She spent a long time finding that rose for you anon, she's going to be very upset if you don't like it
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>>13203563
I don't know.
Or you could pick up contributing, People are always willing to help out a new and inexperienced artist/writer
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>>13203513
Welcome to literally MLPG's shitfest of July 2012.

http://i.imgur.com/F0pI1dv.png
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>>13203483
Sergalcadence would be acceptable, but only if it was cadence in a shitty costume.
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>>13203580
no they aren't
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>>13203525
>roses
>not delicious
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>>13203578
>making friends is easy
Twilight didn't do anything to get her friends, she was just given them. She would have ended up a sad lonely pone like the rest of us otherwise
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Whenever I look at rainbow dash, I just see colors that belong on better ponies.
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>>13203591
yes they are. a lot of artists came here and made friends easily and it wasn't always because they were crazy good.
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>>13203582
that final analogy is pretty dumb
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>>13203604
If anyone here was twilight their gifted friendships would die off within weeks

>Hey there anon why don't you ever hang out? Is there something wrong with me?
>I guess we just weren't meant to be friends
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>>13203580
I've seen the opposite effect, few people are interested in someone unskilled when there are skilled people around for them to appreciate instead
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http://derpibooru.org/414039

unf
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>>13203621
Yeah, he really shot himself in the foot.

I think he was avoiding saying "for virtually everyone there is zero difference between watching lots of porn every day and not watching it at all re: how you actually act with real-world sex partners" because that sounds like bait for every Redditor to say "b-but my lived experience!"
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>>13203616
key words: came, made, wasn't, were
times have changed, anon.
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>>13203638
Why is Inuyasha fucking a bell-cow Rarity?
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rarararararararrarararararrarararararararaaararaaraar
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>>13203629
The part where there's no Internet in Equestria would kinda prevent me from not getting out of the house
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>>13203637
>>13203645

not necessarily true. kraut did well intitially, so did goat train (both have improved a lot). even appledan has made it into an artist chat.
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>>13203629
I've never turned down an invitation to hang out with someone, it's more of a problem that I'm never invited, or I invite them and they have no interest in it
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>>13203669
It's more of a general talk chat, really
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>>13203641
Which is kind of funny given that even self-described 'Internet porn addicts' are indistinguishable from normal people in every study but the Italian one Wilson mentions at TEDx.

> Reddit just keeps on with a stupid health craze that doesn't do anything that can't be explained through the placebo / snake-oil gambit

Who'd have fucking thought it

I can't speak too loudly because we all crow about that stupid semen supplement stack. That's probably just as dumbas /nofap/
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>watching the show
>not reading it

Grow up. Being 8 years old is so 2010.

We 11 now.
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>>13203629
Unlikely, I basically never turn an invitation down.
I just dont get any.
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>>13203680
I like the show better than the comic as a whole but both are great.
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>>13203678
in any case, it's an environment with friends, which is what this guy wants
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>>13203679
I don't think an increase in semen can be explained by a placebo effect anon.
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>>13203669
I've only seen negativity lately. Not to mention if I was to draw anything it would have to be on paper
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>>13203700
But Anon, how many times has an anon measured the difference in mL?

How can it not be explained as simply over-estimating the results?

More to the point, is it actually distinguishable from a placebo, negating what physiological changes can occur when a subject is agitated or sexually aroused by the proposition of fuller, semen-rich orgasms?
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>>13203679
It's not, though. Many of the things you take are specifically used for treating various sperm production-related issues. Maybe half the things are actually more or less useless for making you cum more, but even if they are, they're definitely doing you some good, since many are food supplements.
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>>13203702
so, loads of people started on paper.i'm not saying you should, but you definitely can make friends that way, maybe even easier.
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>>13203700
The increase in semen is caused by giving your testicles a fucking rest

They produce a chemical soup that contains every nutrient needed to sustain human life and then fill it with tiny specialized haploid cells, do you think they never get tired? Do you think the stores never run low?
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>>13203713
It's indicated by others to "treat" low semen volume, and some report success.

How is that different from /nofap/ reporting success for a non-problem?
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>>13203716
I know it isn't a problem when it comes to the drawing aspect, but anything I do I wouldn't be able to show people, and isn't that the point of what you're saying?
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>>13203700
it can

how much you ejaculate is heavily influenced by psychological factors.

>wait 2 days
>fap to futa fluttershy
>a few dribbles
>cock really not that hard anyways
>wait 2 days
>fap to bonbon getting railed from behind, legs spread, face on the floor
>HARD AS FUCK
>FIRE HOSE
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>>13203738
you can scan, take pictures with your phone
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>>13203739
It's true that factors like hydration and arousal can play an enormous part in the volume and intensity of a wet orgasm.

It seems silly to think that "the magic stack" does anything that edging and adequate nutrition can't.
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>>13203759
The magic stack is adequate nutrition for people that can't give up their 100% hamburger diet.
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>>13203753
I meant that I don't have a (working) scanner, it's perpetually broken. I could take shitty phone pictures I guess
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“-all the food is in the kitchen. Well, of course it is, of course you know that...You remember my friend Twilight, right? She lives right over there. Just get her if there’s any problems. I have Sweetie’s diet plan on the counter. I, um, I don’t know what Scootaloo eats, you’ll have to ask h-”
You listen to Rarity’s unending rant with a calm, knowing smile. Never holding the hope even for a second that you could get her out of the house easily, you are actually impressed with how far you’ve gotten. The white unicorn now stands outside her home, surrounded by packed bags and talking a mile a minute in an effort to ensure you are capable of taking care of her sister.
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KILLING ME WON'T WRAP UP YOUR GOD DAMN WINTER
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>>13203680
I don't like the comics though. They lack the charm of the show in my opinion.
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studies have shown that pony is bad for you
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>>13203759
As an average human you are never around "adequate nutrition", that's kind of the point of taking all that shit. It doesn't make you a superhuman who produces 200L of cum every day, but it is supposed to help maximizing the amount of cum you produce.
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>>13203778
you can always try.
and if you don't want to draw, join the steam group
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>>13203811
>As an average human

You're acting like we're all typical amerifats living off processed cookies and day old fried chicken
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>>13203803
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH UNTIL YOU COME BACK WITH AN ADEQUATE R-SQUARED VALUE
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>>13203828
>accurate sized lyra

Keeping the anon's 3'4" height in mind?
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>>13203811
But Anon, any nutrition that keeps you upright and your heart pumping is 'adequate'

What you want is 'optimal'

Even then you will never cum like a zebra.
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>>13203837
THEY LET MIDGET HUMANS INTO EQUESTRIA TOO, YOU KNOW

The filename is supposed to be something of a joke
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>>13203827
You have to have a very carefully crafted died to match the intake of everything, the point where taking supplements doesn't help at all. Just being sort of there, or not showing any serious signs of illness due to the lack of nutrition doesn't automatically mean that your diet is perfect and can't possibly be improved.
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>>13203841
>Even then you will never cum like a zebra.
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>>13203475
DID YOU KNOW THAT 99.99% OF EARTHS POPULATION ISN'T DRAWING EXPLOSIONS RIGHT NOW?
DAS BULLSHIT, BUY TORGUE
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>>13203841
that's okay, because humans are superior to zebras and don't have to rely on cheap tricks like buckets of semen and plunger dicks to ensure their progeny
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>>13203856
That's the filename for the stack we used to post all over the place.

This one.
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>>13203820
I'll give it a shot, but I'm not liking my chances here
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>>13203864
But anon, I want a bucket. At least a little bucket.

And a girlfriend who was into that, preferably one who wants to have kids in the next three or so years.
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>>13203882
good luck. draw your favorite pony
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>>13203863
Jackobs and Maliwan are both better. Vladof is equal
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>>13203874
Didn't someone improved the formula?
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>>13203921
I don't have the foggiest.

Image unrelated.
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>>13203874
Why are you telling me this like I don't know what "cum like a zebra" means?
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>>13203914
Bitch, you better take that back. Maggie and Conference Call are the only guns worth taking over a torgue shotgun, and a vladof sniper with corrosion is only good on loaders otherwise it's a goddamn waste of ammo
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>>13203864
>that's okay, because humans are superior to zebras and don't have to rely on cheap tricks like buckets of semen and plunger dicks to ensure their progeny
>plunger dicks

But anon, that's wrong. Human penises are specifically designed with a mushroom-like shape to scoop out the semen of rivals. We do have cheap tricks.
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>>13203938
Well, they tend to cum like the Hamburgler finally reunited with Wendy, so

Layers within layers of meaning in that term around here

Layers of zebra spooge

... This is an unusual place.
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>>13203944
But anon, it's only "mushroom-like" in circumcised men. In intact men it doesn't flare that much from the shaft in most cases.
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>>13203946
No, I don't know why you're acting like this is some double entendre or hidden meaning thing. There are no layers.

Zebras cum a lot. To cum like a zebra means to cum a lot. Why are you treating this like some weird wordplay thing?
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>>13203951
>But anon, it's only "mushroom-like" in circumcised men.
Bullshit.
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>>13203960
"It was also a filename."

That's what I'm saying. I think we can get past the sea of zebra spooge now maybe.
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>>13203967
>"It was also a filename."
Yes, no shit. A filename made for the same reason I said.
I don't know why you made some big deal of it.
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>>13203893
Alright. Located some paper, I'll see if I can create something that doesn't hurt my eyes
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help
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>>13203966
While the glans is still vaguely mushroomy, it's true. Uncircumcised, you aren't going to be very good at scooping anything.
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>>13203981
I NEED SOMEBODY
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>Dickscusion
>Again

What would your favorite pony think of this?
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>>13203921
By adding lots of libido enhancers, which, while nice, don't further the stack's goals (cum volume). Those 4 will be your core essentials regardless.
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>>13203992
I thought it was less scooping and more suctioning?
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>>13203971
> wow like why are you making deal out of it
Maybe - just maybe - that zebra looked confused. He appears to be having some difficulty making this sandwich, or just giving the blank-eyed stare common to GG's Ice Pack drawings.

>>13203856

Or why use that particular phrase? Oh, well, you see, it was also a filename.

>>13203946
I thought, hmm!

Maybe I'll say something a little pithy about how we talk about "super-complex" things here like zebra spooge (no, not really), layers on layers (of spooge, like a zebra would ejaculate in mass quantities.) I thought that would be a good exit.

>>13203960
>>13203856
But now I see you are a master of both subtext and zebra cum GG gifs.

Glad to have you on board here.
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>>13203992
Do you have phimosis or some shit?
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Pone don't need no education.
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>>13203972
all right. good luck
don't expect miracles immidiately
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>>13204020
Chistery if only you put as much time writing fanfiction as you did long-winded and vague arguments defending your posting habits.
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>>13204023
But clearly they need dickscussion.
>>13204010

Ah ... actually they might need some sex ed
Or maybe the rest of us do
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>>13204031
>tentacle AJ
w-what if I stuck my face in it
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>>13203054
The spookiest.
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>>13204041
She'd be mighty insulted, you don't just do that without asking, partner!
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ac-hum

Tell me, MLPG, you've seen my design and you know what you think of it, but do you at least connect it to her voice in the show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpGM5gHCxI
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>>13204029
Subtext is pretty easily lost
So is any reasonable need to write shitty fanfiction about cartoon horses
Me, I'm a fuckin' lost-and-found
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>>13204048
and if I did ask?
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>>13204055
Well assuming you guys were in a committed relationship and it had reached that level then she might let you, you know, in the privacy of the bedroom or the barn.
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http://i.imgur.com/yAtzphR.gif

the first thing twily did when she was alone in the human world
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>>13204076
... And you wouldn't?
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>>13204053
Well then find yourself and write shitty fanfiction about cartoon horses because I say so
Now give me a fic where Anon plays hide an seek with the CMC
And make it cute
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>>13204074
look I'm trying to fantasize about what the tentacles would do and how she'd react alright
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>>13203532
It was only a day or two.
>>13203543
Sure why not.
>>13203548
Which one is that?
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>>13204061
>Be tabbed into game on my other screen
>For unknown reason 4chan x expands this image
>Huge ponk staring at me playing games
I approve of this
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>>13204076
Naked girls being silly and playful is the cutest thing. None of this fake ass "ay yeah fuck me with your giant cawk" bullshit.
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>>13204076
>factory air
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>>13204095
Rarararararara
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>>13204094
She'd be super embarrassed but also full of emotion because she found someone who accepts her for how she is, not to mention totally turned on because she's wanted this for so long. She'd be a mess of cranked-up, conflicting emotions.
The tentacles would probably wrap around you, pull you in, caress your face, and maybe even simulate a tongue if you wanted to kiss her there.
They can do a lot more, too. Since they originate deep in the womb they can retract for a pretty normal sexual encounter, stroke your cock while you fuck her, pull you in to emphasize each thrust.. all sorts of things.
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>>13204114
Oh jeez. I always forget about her.
I don't even have a single picture of her saved.
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>>13204087
Anon, it's literally like 5:21am here and I was on the way to bed

Although

> You somehow got dragged into being the 'handler' for this week's meeting of the Cutie Mark Crusaders
> AJ said the spinning chore wheel wasn't rigged, but you were beginning to suspect magnets were involved
> It began with some simple running, nay, frollicking about in the field, hoping to "tire out the grumpus" before the big "hide and seek"
> You might be able to keep up in speed but the little bastards have some low center of gravity, zipping-around shit going on
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>>13204114
http://mlpg.co/rarity
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>>13204076
I wonder how she'd adapt to the difference in estrus; as you are no doubt aware humans don't have mating seasons, we're pretty much ready to go all year round.
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>>13204126
>no pictures of Rarity saved
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
FOREVER AND EVER
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Well, I'm impressed. Goodnight
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>>13204121
thanks, anon. I can take it from here.

have an adorable pone for your troubles.
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>>13204140
What if in my headcanon they don't go in heat
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>>13204152
your headcanon is just as valid as any other
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>>13204127
> At length they decide you'd been deflated enough and the blindfold comes out
> You're not really certain where it came from but the heavy perfume gave the impression Rarity was missing something from a top drawer somewhere
> You count down to ten, hoping that it didn't come in contact with ... fluids
> The light giggling of little girls running away is unmistakeable
> and so is the total lack of them in sight when you take the blindfold off
> It occurs to you they could literally be hiding in a dog house or a fucking tree knot and you would have no idea
> A heavy sigh passes your lips. This is gonna be a long fucking day alright.
> At least Sweetie had the decency to "hide" underneath the picnic tree, white fur stark against the fallen leaves
> Scootaloo's burnt-orange is gonna be a bitch to see in the woods, it occurs to you ...
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>>13204152
What's your headcanon regarding humans?
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>>13204165
Oh that? Whatever is canon.
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>>13204145
Its okay I found one. I will save more of her effective immediately.
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>>13204161
whoa that is deep
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>>13204161
WELL FUCK YOU YOUR HEWait what.
You're supposed to disagree with it and insult me.
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>>13204162
> Picking Sweetie Belle by the scruff, she's put gently - but firmly in your pack as you search for the others. Though the rules state clearly they can't move once they found a spot, her chirping and chattering is probably forcing the remaining two to hunker down tighter and all the harder to spot
> Shushing Sweetie Belle after a rousing lecture about her favorite crayon, you hear a faint buzzing
> looking up you see a particularly large preying mantis
> with hooves
> and a full Cutie-Mark Crusader cape, hanging upside down
> as is the rest of her
> You sigh wearily. Scootaloo has gotten stuck in a tree again.
> At least you were always a pretty good climber.
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anyone know the anime song played in here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIxI1eB2-vo

i want to listen to the full thing
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>>13204198
> "B-but camouflage is one of our Cutie Mark Crusader MERRRIIIT BADGES," she whines as you stuff her in a side-bag.
> You bite your lip from saying something about Eagle Scouts being better, but still scold her for breaking the rules on 'hiding without unnatural cover'
> apparently her sticking point is on leaves
> You really don't care if you jostle her on a hard walk-climb up a rocky hill, hip pounding into the duffle bag
> They're getting along famously inquiring where Apple Bloom must still be hiding
> "Somewhere REAL good, she's GREAT at this game!" squeaked one - or the other
> They're both so pitchy with excitement it's hard to tell without looking at their mouths moving
> You're more concerned with what appears to be a boulder moving on tippy-toes across an open field
> Looks like you have a cheater twice over to crack down on
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>>13204226
Why would you buy a toyota if you like animu?
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I really want the series to end like this
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>>13204247
>mlp getting a good ending

LOL
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>>13204247
Is she blushing because her rear is resting agaisnt her spine spike things?
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>>13204233
> You trounce faux-angrily across the field, making sure to bounce on your heel-strikes and jiggle the small equines in your pouch
> Their piercing yelps appear to have startled the "boulder," now vectoring away at a good clip.
> Thank goodness your legs are so much longer, you bear down on what appears to be paper-mache and terrified like Godzilla at a buffet
> Hands clawed out, looking like the Devil himself
> Both Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are positively screaming, pleading you not beat her or eat her or both
> Children are so inventive, you think, as you grab the circular boulder prop on two sides and hold them above your head to examine the yellow tiny mare strapped in underneath
> You were never told she had a frightened bladder
> Then again, now it doesn't really need saying
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>>13204277
>she is getting repeatedly penetrated by Spike's spikes
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>>13204286
>he has no idea
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>it feels like im disrespecting best pone with how awful my drawing skills are
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>>13204279
> She is mortified.
> You are absolutely splattered in frightened child.
> Sweetie and Scootaloo are positively staring at Applebloom, you can tell despite the wincing of your eyes against the salt spray.
> On a better day on some alternative world - Hell, maybe back home on Earth - that wouldn't be a polite euphemism.
> Today, however, you have to suck it up and apologize for frightening Applebloom, explain to everyone it's alright to get scared some time, and dig beneath Sweetie Belle's laughing frame in your duffel for some Wet Ones
> To save on time you keep them all in bags, with Applebloom still cowering in her paper-machete "boulder" hugging your hip
> She's remarkably quiet while the other two comment how cool it is to ride on a big ape spoiling for a fight
> The explosion and fight sounds coming out their little cheeks almost make up for the cold wet cling of your shirt
> But not quite the smell
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>>13204326
don't worry, your best pone is someone's worst pone, so it'll balance out
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ded
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>>13204327
> You bring them back to Sweet Apple Acres and make some excuse for Sweetie and Scoots to go on ahead to the kitchen - after all, freezer pops taste better then they're just a little thawed! "Pick me a cherry!" you say nonchalantly.
> They bounce off in the direction of the main house, still abivver about "Anon and the paws and those JOINTS like CLAWS" in parallel with last week's nickelodeon monster show
> You turn to Applebloom, who is still shaking, her fur and cape soaked with ... embarrassment
> You steel yourself. There's only one way to do this, and you get one shot to not screw it up.
> God help you if Applejack hears anything but applause and fireworks out of this
> You're getting tired of mucking the barns
> "I-it's okay, Applebloom," you rumble, "I have other shirts."
> She sniffs, "Y-yeah."
> You un-knot the cape and set it to the side, "And come to think of it, you do, too."
> Applebloom quirks a brow, "W- Yes?"
> "Yeah, jammies. Let's get you cleaned up."
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Is there anybody out there?
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Who is boop? I'm an ass at recognizing art styles.
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>>13204385
yo!
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>>13204403
boop is aldente who changed names to lily who's now boop.
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>>13204356
I-It's over. They did it.
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>>13204385
Sup
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>>13204277
>>13204286
>>13204292
Because i have nothing better todo
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>>13204383
8/10 would read again when bored.
Also learn to write Apple Bloom's name
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>>13204434
Haha oh god I love it
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>>13204383
> You take the small tub out of the paddock and fill it with the warm tap and some soap - just a bit. This was a rinse, not wash-day.
> You make certain to leave it in the lee of the house away from the kitchen and living room windows, and place the soaked pony in a nice froth.
> You give her a brush and a smile, "Be right back."
> The stairs up to Applebloom's are only a few three-steps for you, and extracting Applebloom's nightwear only takes a few minutes
> Just long enough to shout "IMPROMPTU PAJAMA PARTY" to delighted shrieks from the den
> It gets in full swing easy enough, Applebloom much more sociable now that she smells like honey soap and fresh clothes
> After picking a radio station and some popcorn, they settle in for their usual chatter
> The smile hasn't quite left your face, or the cheer, whether or not you really care about Tony Bopper and his Orchestra. They're good kids.
> When you take the hose to your pants, though ...
> Fuckin' chore wheel.
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How do I be an elder shitposter? Anyone got some tips?
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>>13204438
I know in-show it's two words, but Applejack is a liquor, "Applebloom" sounds like "an apple's bloom."

I'll be sure to text-replace next time.
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>>13204356
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>>13204451
lurk more
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>>13204454
Don't worry.
Apple Bloom is retarded anyway and signed her letter to Celestia with one word.
Stupid apple mud pony. Can't even write her name
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>>13204416
Oh... No wonder I couldn't recognize. I don't know them..
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SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA
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>>13204466
Oh, that's true.

Writing for the three of them is kind of difficult, especially given that "AiE" doesn't really have a family or surrogate bond with them exactly

There is a right way and wrong way to treat kids, though. Getting pissed on can be a challenge, though.
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Best I can do
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>>13204515
One of the first things I'd do if I got in Eqeustria is offer my babysitting services in exchange for a small bed in the boutique.
Sweetie is adorable, so are the others, and that would give me points with Rarity
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>>13204523
hey, that's pretty good for a first try.
and now learn anatomy and all that jazz.
there's more info in the /art/ sticky
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>>13204531
> "What sort of skills do you have?"
> "I can literally carry them under each arm or restrain them with only one hand."
> It never occurs to you that there maybe three of them
> Rarity probably did but really, really needed a sitter for spa day
> Fortunately if you hook Scootaloo under the belly and lift with a cocked foot, she just stays stock still
> She has since become your very favorite foot-warmer, albeit a chatty one
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>>13204523
>I will never draw well
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>>13204558
AppleDan pls
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>>13204558
>Making this comment on that picture
Did you even look at the picture
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>>13204523
>tfw you will never casually draw qt pones for mulpg
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>>13204555
But really Element of Generosity. One of your best bets besides Fluttershy and Twilight. Help her around the shop and the CMC and she'll even give you some money to spend.
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>>13204572
She may be demanding, but you could always feign that you're best at sorting fabric and reaching the high shelves while she's busy with very close small stitch work.

You'd be worth your height in gold
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>>13204572
>the money she gives you is stupid little
>fuck
>you can't even buy a sandwich with this
>Raid for the jewl bin commences
>no thats the pants drawer
>why does rarity have a entire cabinet full of pants anwyway
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>>13204247
I love the shading on this artpiece. It reminds me of great artists.
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>>13204543
But what do I draw now
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>>13204600
cute pony
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>>13204600
your least favorite mane six from sideways view or 3/4
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>>13204596
> why does rarity have a entire cabinet full of pants anwyway
Bipeds are her fetish. Especially ones in tight leather pants. OILED leather pants. Or denim. Or khaki. She goes misty every time she considers non-pleated versus pleated.

Unfortunately humans aren't her fetish.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJHqwzAK1I
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>>13204620
>PLOP
>PLOP
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>>13204600
passed out boozepone
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>>13204445
>fanfi- I mean, great show. 9/10 would read again please pastebin
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Jesus christ my table is covered in eraser residue
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Has that one guy said what the problem with jap ponies was? Or is he still attention whoring?
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Jesus christ my table is covered in sperm residue
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>>13204670
Aw, thanks Anon. A bit tired, but I can harvest it tomorrow for pastebinning. Headin' to bed.
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>>13204708
Maybe you should aim it elsewhere
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>>13204727
I spent at least 30 seconds trying to make that stick figure JUST to fucking ruse people and it doesn't come out right

goddammit.
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>>13204747
I AM the 95%.
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>>13204747
I think it's an accurate representation of a normal deviantART signature.
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>>13204747
Serves you right, you adorable little angel
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>>13204587
Really I'd just be Spike 2.0
Just that I'd also live with her. SUCK IT SPIKE
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Hips
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The irony here is that if this resume was properly formatted, and NOT full of academic self-congratulation (which doesn't count for piss) he'd probably be a great candidate.
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http://needsmoretwidash.tumblr.com/post/59759363322


hnnngg
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>>13204456
The fuck is this? Human Skeleton stuck in the back of a hippo?
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>>13204867
>that name
I'm not even gonna bother
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>>13204882
A submerged dead hippo. The only part that wasn;t submerged was eaten and only the bones remained
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>>13204889
Oh, thought that the decomposition went to work faster in air than on water.
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>>13204901
FUCK SCHOOL
WORK ON THE THE GAME
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>>13204901
Yeah, I woke up super early today, and for about 30 seconds thought it was Saturday.

The realization afterwards was...disheartening.
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>>13204901
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>>13204915
FUCK THE GAME
WORK ON YOUR YOUR SCHOOL
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>>13204931
NIGGA WHEN YOU HAVE CUTE PONY ADVENTURES IN TEXT FORM YOU DON'T NEED FANCY SCMANCY SCHOOL OR EDUCATION

WORK ON THE GODDAMN GAME
FUCK SCHOOL
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>>13204931
FIRST SCHOOL

THEN MAKE GAME

THEN FUCK BITCHES

>I've been stuck between steps 2 and 3 for a few years now
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>>13204901
Suck for you, bruh
>day off friday, all work from classes pushed to the week after next week
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>>13204610
>>13204612
This came out terribly
My impression of worst mane 6
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>>13204901
It's a dog eat dog world, friend.
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>>13204901
Dont go to school Klondork you need to make the cookies.
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>>13204950
SCHOOL WILL TEACH YOU WRITING AND MATH AND LOGIC

ALL OF WHICH ARE NEEDED FOR CUTE PONY ADVENTURES IN TEXT
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>>13204953
>>13204950
But anon
i go to school TO make game
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>>13204960
HE KNOWS WRITING
THAT'S ALL HE NEEDS FOR CUTE PONY ADVENTURES IN TEXT
EVERYTHING ELSE IS ALREADY MADE

>>13204961
FINE
YOU BETTER BE WORKING ON THE GAME DURING CLASS
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>>13204957
pony
the nose hole thing is inverted I think and the line below the ear needs to be erased, otherwise you are on your best way to brony fame and MLPG hateanons
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what does it feel like to cuddle
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>>13204994
It feels like the blankets hugging you back.
>>
1-3 Pony
4-6 Jedi Outcast
7-9 FEAR
0 cheat at cookies
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>>13204994
It's really nice to run your hands over your boyfriend's abs and his pecs while you smell his hair and pull him closer
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>>13205009
become a jedi outcast and fear pony's cheating at cookies
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>>13205016
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>still holidays
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>>13204981
I knew I forgot to do something. It actually looks far better once that line is erased.

Any other ideas for a pone for me to draw badly?
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>>13205016
>boyfriend
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>>13205020
>Cheated cookies
Cheated cookies taste like shit. I'm never buying cookies from pony ever again
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>>13204994
It feels like happiness
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>>13205032
>>13205022
>Not being a girl
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>>13205046
...You mean you guys aren't ponies?
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>>13205062
Yeah I'm a pony.

Bark bark hiss, see I'm a pony, lets mate.
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We need a mystery pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
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>>13205062
We're all little girls watching ponies.
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I wish I had a boyfriend

Imagine having someone just like you to fuck
Someone you can really relate to
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>>13205062
>everyone in here is actually a girl
>we are just pretending to be male to avoid creepers
Nice, a lesbian orgy doesn't sound as bad as a gay one
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>>13205131
Having a boyfriend isn't much different from having a girlfriend honestly.

I guess the only real difference was my ex boyfriend played league with me and my ex girlfriend didn't.
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>>13205081
Which pony?
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>>13205152
Tell that bitch she was a scrub
Then tell your boyfriend that he has shit taste in vidya
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>>13205160
She played borderlands and Halo with me, that was pretty cool.
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>>13205131
They're just like women
It's not the gender that makes it hard
It's the relationship

But the sex is better and they play vidya so there's that
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>>13205146
>a gay orgy doesn't sound as bad as a gay one
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>>13205081
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>>13205185
...
Tell both that they are casual scrubs that have shit taste in vidya.
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>>13205198
Sorry, I assumed that gay was mostly used for homosexual men. What's the correct term?
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>>13205192
>implying all guys play vidya
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>>13205211
I'm just messing with you since gay is a blanket term for homosexual, but does refer to males most of the time
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>>13205215
Well more guys play vidya for their own genuine enjoyment than girls

Also they cost less money
Like way less money
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Do all Minotaurs speak in the third person or is Iron Will just a retard in the minotaur community?
Would explain how he got the "teaching ponies self-confidence" job.
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>>13205228
some girls don't cost money
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>>13205232
Minotaurs hate ponies
Iron Will was kicked out as a child because he didn't hate them and was raised by a goat family.
Those goats that are always with him are his childhood friends from the goat village where he was raised.
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>>13205228
i suppose it's true in general
i wouldn't make a very good boyfriend probably
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>>13205232
Speaking in 3rd person helps selling his brand
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Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
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>>13205241
Can you take a dick and cuddle?
Then you'd be a fine boyfriend
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>>13205254
Where do I sign up?
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>>13205254
yes
but i have expensive taste in books. and food. but i'd cook anyway
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>>13205116
>you will never be the little girl
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God, Mlpg is really slow right now. I guess it's pretty obvious I should have gone to sleep by now.
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WHITE PRIDE!!!!
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>>13205311
but rarity is worst pony

and also shining armor
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>>13205309
Yeah it's depressingly slow tonight
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>>13205202
Is that ponka?

>>13205309
OR THAT YOU SHOULD DRAW
HINT HINT WINK WINK
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>>13205262
At your local gay bar or online at grindr.com
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>>13205323
It is a mystery
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>>13205323
Ehhhhh, I haven't really been in the mood tonight. I didn't even play games I just watched a bunch of X-men.
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>>13205323
it is a mystery
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>>13205338
FINE THEN
BE THAT WAY

DON'T EVEN DARE TO CALL BACK. WE'RE TROUGH. GOODBYE
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>>13205346
No pls, I-I didn't mean it!
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>>13205358
>>13205355
who is this pony, it looks like a recolor of rarara but I've seen it everywhere.
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>>13205358
Platinum blond Rarity looks so fucking weird.
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>>13205366
If by "weird" you mean "hot", you're right
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>>13205371
Oh god. You're infected with Terse's opinion quality
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>>13205374
>Not liking master race rarara
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>>13205374
Where is Terse anyways?
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>>13205376
Nigga fuck you I'm a Rararafag and you insult her by liking that abomination
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>>13205152
>saine is gay

WHAT
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>>13205380
Quit pony because Twilycorn.
Personally I was sure that he'll return in S4 but after the Dooks incident with the Christmas Book I don't think he'll be back.

>>13205387
He's bi you faggot. Wait that technically makes him gay too so...nevermind
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>>13205387
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
NOW IS MY CHANCE
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>>13205387
I'm not gay I'm Bisexual. I've had both.
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>>13205393
>after the Dooks incident with the Christmas Book I don't think he'll be back.
What?
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>>13205387
Dude
Pretty much everyone here is gay
Don't be surprised
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>>13205401
Drama and bitching months after it happened.
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>>13205403
i am only online gay not real gay
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>>13205403
I wish I could be gay. It seems like such a sweet deal
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>tfw seriously writing fanfiction for the first time
I've gone mad, haven't I?
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>>13205403
I just love dicks. And it's all because of you faggots.

Also 99% of my family would hate me if I went out with a dude.
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>>13205387
Even LK is bisexual, dude
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>>13205400
>saine has actually blown dick


WHAT
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>>13205400
Which is better?

Also, are either of them better than masturbation?
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>>13205409
THAT'S GATEWAY GAY
SOON YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT MEN IN THE STREET WITH THE LUSTFUL EYES OF LUCIFER
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>>13205414
Just have fun faggot
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>>13205414
You and me both
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>>13205412
It's really not. You have no idea
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>>13205418
>blowing dick
>The definition of being gay
Well then we're all bisexual aren't we
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>>13205403
I'm not gay, I just like dicks
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>>13205412
It's not
I have an extremely hard time finding any porn I find arousing
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>>13205414
Its okay as long as noone ever sees it you have a fun way to let of stress!
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>>13205424
>fun
>FUN
There's nothing fun about actually using paragraphs and shit

I did have fun with the chapter names though
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>>13205429
>>13205437
Then what the fuck is?
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>>13205438
>Roogna wrote fanfiction of his selfinsert fucking Twilight
That doesn't surprise me at all
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>2013
>not liking the dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNJSWP53K4
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>>13205438
>Its okay as long as noone ever sees it

I get the hint
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>>13205440
being a horsesexual has no downside
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>>13205438
Hey Roogna, Gilda told me that you're a total dork, what's up with that?
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>>13205440
I'm not exactly sure what you're asking here
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>>13205440
Being straight, attractive and confident is a sweet deal
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>>13205454
I'd read it. Maybe.
What's it about?
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>>13205453
your link is stupid and doesnt work
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>>13205440
it's never going to be easier than the other because humans are complicated
stop trying to find the "easy eay" to be with people and just go for what you like
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>>13205416
WAIT WHAT
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>>13205467
But it does work
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>>13205437
http://thedirtierside.tumblr.com/ ?
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>>13205456
Sure it does, you just never get to act on it ever.

>>13205460
What sexual orientation is a sweet deal, if being gay isnt

>>13205463
So far I've found that it isnt
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>>13205416
Liking guys but not wanting to fuck them is not bisexual

There's sexual in the fucking word
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>>13205454
>>13205448
Nono! I was Talking about a friend of mine, he writes fganfiction and gets ultra stressed out over shit like this radio play group wanting to do his stuff because its really popular, and updating stuff on time for people who want to read it, but he just started out writing for fun.
>>13205457
Oh she just says that about everyone
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>>13205471
http://lkextrastuff.tumblr.com/post/58000517791/would-you-ever-date-a-guy
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>>13205419
I prefer women overall.

Sex has a different appeal than masturbation honestly. For me sex was about having fun with someone else or being close to someone else. Masturbation can also be lots of fun but it's a different kind of fun. It's like a single player video game compared to a multiplayer game.
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>>13205468
But I don't know what I like. I've been looking and I'm yet to find it
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>>13205477
>What sexual orientation is a sweet deal, if being gay isnt
the sexual orientation of having a good personality
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>>13205477
Well, being bisexual means you have the most potential partners
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>>13205482
Whatever fag.
>>>/fimfiction/
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>>13205403
>tfw the only straight person here
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>>13205497
Don't kid yourself, you're not the only one here
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>>13205464
Another generic self-insert
I was going to not pull the 'fuck/love waifu' thing at all and make it a bit more realistic
I've had a couple ideas to make it interesting but they end up sounding grimdark and dum
Ponies are supposed to be happy and stuff, right?

>>13205482
>UPDATE UR STORY NOW
Christ, I'd hate that
The last update of one of the stories I wait for was in April
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>>13205490
There are too few people in that category
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>>13205497
Give it time
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>>13205505
Eh you cold make them dark and ll that shit but don't go overboard
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>>13205505
Dont worry about that stuff thought man, if writing makes you happy, then do it
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>>13205474
t-thanks
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>>13205477
>Straight
>45% of the population might fuck you

>Gay
>5% of the population might fuck you
>Maybe 1% are open about it
>You've got no idea which are which
>Can't get married
>Get verbal abuse
>Have family members hate you

How the fuck could being gay ever be a sweet deal compared to being straight?
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>>13205491
That's pansexual.

Bisexual people still have some semblance of standards. Pansexual people will fuck literally anyone.
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>>13205524
I guess.
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>>13205419
Guys are better. Both are way way better than jerking it you sad deluded little man
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>>13205515
Well one of the ideas I had was a diary update in the context of Twily on 'researching' anon while trying to find a background pony that went missing because anon ate them when he was trying to survive in the forest initially, but that wouldn't be revealed until the very end
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Stop feeling sorry for yourself and you will be happy.
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>>13205521
did that really do it? you're welcome
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>>13205546
help me
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>>13205522
Because the relationship sounds like it would actually be decent. I don't give a shit about the other factors
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>>13205548
There's some pretty good stuff on there.
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>>13205544
Huh...I don't know. Personally I'd read it. Sounds kinda cool but really it depends on the execution the most.
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>>13205546
That won't magically grant me friends anon
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>>13205564
Talking to people will
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>>13205564
but it'll help you get them when you talk to them
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>>13205569
>Just...be social?
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>>13205559
Most of my stuff is one shots of AiE shit
I've thought about dropping my stuff in their general but eh
I really hate self fulfillment by making anon fuck horses all of the time. I don't see it happening ever, should it really happen
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>>13205539
Eh, you like guys better I like girls better. Getting penetrated really isn't my thing and I like vaginal better than anal.

Plus I really really like breasts.

Masturbation is just different than sex. Sex feels amazing because you're with someone else who likes/loves you. Masturbation is a lot of fun too but I didn't say I liked it better than sex.
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>>13205577
Yes, that's exactly what magically grants you friends
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>>13205569
I'm talking to you aren't I?
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>>13205585
I can be your friend tonight ~
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>>13205553
The only difference is that you get to fuck the whole month through
That's it

If you want a relationship with someone you should already have enough in common to justify it. Being male and having male interests might be one or 2 more things that you share with a person if that
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>>13205583
>Wow!
>It worked!
>"Just be social!"
>Amazing!
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>>13205578
Honestly I'd read those about my favorite ponies

If they have sex and fucking I'm sure most people here won't care that much about the rest.
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Would you a show-destroying worstpone?
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>>13205583
But I am social on 4chan
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i don't feel sorry for myself, i just hate myself.

hopefully that hatred will one day culminate in my suicide.
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>>13205589
I'll take you up on that~
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>>13205594
that kind of attitude won't get you friends
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>>13205610
~~~~~~
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>>13205599
yes
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>>13205551
Why do you feel sorry for yourself?
>>13205564
Self acceptance is a big step in other people accepting you.
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>>13205606
I'm setting myself a deadline
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>tfw no femanon/mare or femanon/stallion fapfics
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I planned on not sleeping, but my eyes are too heavy to keep open. nighty night Lame-o's
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>>13205592
I find people that I think I have a lot in common with, and then it turns out that we just don't like each other anyway
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>>13205539
>>13205579
Oh I thought you were replying to me. My bad.
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>>13202113
a bit late, but pics that show a dick almost as long as the welder's body really bug me, because it looks ridiculous on a full body shot
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>>13205620
((im the fisrt linked post))

because i am a terrible human being who deserves everything bad in the world
its justice
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>>13205616
So lewd
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>>13205595
I've got one offs for each of of the main 6, with RD in progress and Rarara in thought
The whole "let's try on dresses" is way too overplayed, but I can't get myself past it.
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>>13205628
I find it works best if you just let it happen by chance instead of looking for it
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This is getting a bit out of hand. Have fun MLPG I need a bit of sleep.

Post some ponies for me when you start okay?
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>>13205646
Are you having fun and learning?
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>>13205655
no

kill yourself
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>>13205654
But I'm fucking lonely anon
>>
my fart smells like rotten egg and spoiled milk
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>>13205665
me too, but hang in there
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>>13205672
That's the smell of gains, Anon.
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>>13205637
From which standard? Society, family, culture, government, a relationship, or yourself?
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>>13205556
http://pixel-dicks.tumblr.com/
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>>13205657
I can't really learn since I never broadcast my stuff, but I guess I'm having fun? It's a way to get out my thoughts and ideas if anything
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>>13205686
Then is it bad?
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>>13205646
How about she has a horrible date where her date dumps her and she meets Anon at the bar who's there for the same reason?
They become friends, later they go on a date and even later they fuck?
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>>13205683
every possible one
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>>13205678
I don't even have friends anymore, I'm not in any position to pass up a potential relationship if I think it'll work
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>>13205638
>>13205614
>>13205583
>>13205564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbRJoHTJAM
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>>13205685
Now I have a diamond boner but I can't masturbate
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>>13205623
>tfw even less anon/stallion content
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>>13205709
do it
glad I could help
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>>13205686
Nigga at least pastebin your fics and link them when the General is ded and the few people still here go fanfic mode.
That way few people will see it if you're too worried about that
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>>13205715
>and even less 63anon/63mare content
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>>13205707
>you will never embark on an adventure with three friends and save the world
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>>13205717
I really need to use tumblr more often
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>>13205734
>you will never have three friends
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>>13205695
I wouldn't say bad. Not like holy fucking shit, but not bad

>>13205697
I could see the first part, and maybe even an awkward make out, but sex isn't something I like to do

>>13205721
Nah it's not that I'm nervous or anything, it's just a personal release since I can't draw worth anything
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>>13205734
My party would be Twilight as the mage, Rarity as the secondary mage and face of the party and Sweetie for being cute
I'll gladly be the meatshield
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>>13205594
MLPG's guide to making friends in a way which doesn't require approaching people:
1.Draw insanely well
2. Draw a lot for anon
3. Keep your name on as often as you can
4. When someone asks for critique, be nice, but do give it to them
5. Become casual acquaintances
6. Draw their OC
7. Friendship

If you cannot already draw, start now
1.Take requests
2.If you get advice/crit from an artfag, asks for more
3. Keep your name on as often as you can
4.Cater to taste of popular contributors (or draw their OC, or both)
5a. If all else fails, you might genuinely start feeling down
5b. If you're not feeling down, pretend
6. Say it and people you've interacted with might come to cheer you up
7.Friendship acquired
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>>13205699
Then you need to decide if those standards are worth keeping. Look at them from an objective perspective. If they are impossible by reality's capabilities, then it is just a fantasy. If they are doable, but no matter what it's not good enough, then you'll have to choose if it's worth keeping. You decide which standards to apply to yourself. If you fail, forgive yourself and try again. Fall down seven, get up eight. Otherwise it might be time to change them.
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>>13205772
>3. Keep your name on as often as you can
This is the most important step. Should be at the top of the list.
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>>13205751
How about they just become great friends. They keep bumping in each other at that bar when a date goes bad.
After a while they go there to meet because they just want to talk and share their problems.

And come on man. Post those stories. I honestly would like to read them sometimes.
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>tfw no confidence
>tfw withdrew from my social life completely
>tfw lost weight and been lifting
>tfw kinda attractive now

>thinking of trying online dating or grindr or going to a gay bar, getting pissed and putting out for the first guy that looked at me twice
>realise that I'd have to tell them I've got no friends if we dated

I'm stuck, MLPG
I'm literally stuck with you till I die
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>all this gay

No wonder they call this a fucking girl's show.
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>>13205772
Man, noone ever draws my OC anymore
Now I know that its because noone wants to be my friend anymore
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>>13205772
I'm in the process of attempting this method, will post pics of actual friendship if it works.
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>>13205490
But it feels really lonely in that category
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>>13205772
The point is to put yourself out there and show value. Other people aren't going to want to want you if you don't value yourself.
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>>13205794
That and you OC sucks
Also you're a faggot.
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>>13205786
I know this feel. At least we're stuck together
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>>13205807
Those may also be contributing factors but I choose to believe my thoery
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>>13205786
You don't need to tell a one night stand anything, technically. Especially a gay one night stand.

Y'know, unless you've got AIDS or something.
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>>13205818
Whatever bro
Go learn to draw or some shit
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>>13205801
>Other people aren't going to want to want you if you don't value yourself.

The most depressed, absent, self-deprecating, fickle artists are the ones who have the most people flocking to them
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>>13205780
>post those stories
Fine, but tomorrow during beb time
I need sleep bad
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>>13205825
But that would require motivation and also work
Why cant I just be a leech instead
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>>13205779
>never really use my name
>"Well, I guess Anon will be grateful for that"
>
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>>13205834
I never want to use a name because it'll make me seem like more of a raging faggot
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>>13205777
nice trips, but it's not my choice to change my standards

who am i to change them
many better people have created them
i am nothing compared to it
forgiveness isnt everything
something sometimes thingsmust be handled with wrath
wrath upon me
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>>13205834
if you're a bit well known and established then you don't need to do this.

otherwise, it's a good idea in the beginning
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>>13205786
>think of going to a gay bar
>you're absolutely certain that you wouldn't get hit on at all
>obviously no confidence to hit on someone

And then I go to bed and cry
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>>13205831
I'LL BE WAITING ANON
DON'T DARE TO TRICK ME
Please

>>13205833
Because I said so. Now go learn to draw. Or learn to write.

Or better yet start a pony webcomic. Webcomics don't need skill and pony guarantees you success.

Oh god 10 years after the show ends there will probbly be hundreds of pony sprite comics.
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>>13205849
I'd also forget to drop it before posting lewd things way too often
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>>13205794
No one wants to be your friend becuase of your fucking name. It's not funny and just shows your not funny and you are obnoxious. Go fuck yourself. Also, I'm filtering you.
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>>13205827
This. So much this. How do you think Kraut and SB got so much attention?
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>>13205858
>Bob & George
>Now with ponies
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>>13205858
Which horse would you like to be posted first since you sound like you want it
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>>13205864
>Also, I'm filtering you
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>>13205852
jumping into this convo, but it seems my krautdar is going off. or perhaps need to fix it?
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>>13205827
>>13205873
They also have the most people giving them shit for it.
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>>13205827
But Jessy is super popular and isn't depressed. Same for Tiara, Braeburned, etc.
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>>13205772
>tfw want to improve drawing ability so as to make friends
>have zero creativity so nothing to draw
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>>13205864
CURSES, MY ONE WEAKNESS
MEAN WORDS ON THE INTERNET
>>13205858
But I'm too lazy too learn drawing and people will look down on my writing
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>>13205891
Take requests, that's what I do to get over that.
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>>13205891
You can draw from life.
Also, creativity doesn't come from nothing: you can improve it.
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>>13205886
dont worry i cant draw at all\

im just an unknown artist
>>
>sometimes hear happy people cheering for no reason as they drive past where I live
>one step closer to drinking a cyanide martini
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>>13205890
Jessy is a grill which means anon's all over that
Brae has had a huge tumblr following before he came here
Tiara is in a small, special niche
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>>13205876
Whichever you want anon. My favorite is Rarity but you said that you didn't reached it so eh.
Not AJ or Fluttershy I guess.
So that leaves Twilight.

So much for the whichever you want part.

Anyway post them tomorrow since I'm also taking a break now.
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>>13205890
That's because it's a combination of personality, notoriety, and there art.
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>>13205899
Don't know till you try it.
I expect a drawing of your favorite pony on my desk by tomorrow
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>>13205900
I've been trying to. People tend to not request things from people that are going to massacre their ideas
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>>13205912
I'll try to speed up Rarara for you anon
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>>13205890
Jessy is a girl.
Say whatever you want, but that is basically a guarantee to become popular as soon as people find out.
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>>13205906
post a thing. please
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>>13205901
How do you improve it?
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>>13205890
Jessy is overweight though so she must be depressed.
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>>13205920
If you're not too confident in your art take them anonymously. I did that for kind of a while. I do feel your pain, sometimes I really don't get many when I ask for them.
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>>13205890
>tiara
>not depressed as fuck
He's just throwing it on another super sekrit tumblr.
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>James Spader as Ultron

Wow...I would not have called that, but now that I think about it that's awesome casting.

k i'll go back to /co/ now.
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>>13205919
Luckily, I have one prepared in advance.
I drew it last time someone told me to do that
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>>13205929
Well gee thanks man. But really there's no need. Do it at your own pace. I can wait. It's not like I have something to do with my life.
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>>13205920
Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 VW 23 window deluxe Microbus full of critters fucking and cheering her on.
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>>13205933
i don't draw, just because i am an artist doesnt mean i draw


sometimes i wish people liked me less
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PONY SEX
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>>13205920
>implying
If they see that a "bad" artist is offering requests they'll just throw a simple thing that went through their mind at that moment like "x pony doing y".

And if you aren't skilled enough you probably don't want more complex requests anyway
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>Gilda
>pony
AGAIN
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>>13205852
Yes it is. There is no set system to determine the value of someone's life. There are many, and you have to see what they are and make one for yourself. You accept them and it is the individual's responsibility to make their own self worth. To realize you aren't living up to those standards and work towards them is fine, but to hate yourself for failing isn't. In fact it's detrimental to it.
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>>13205934
By stealing other artist's stuff.
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>>13205952
GOOD NEWS ROOGNA
I DON'T CARE

DRAW ANOTHER ONE
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>>13205920
Oh you could also take requests from the Draw thread, even if you don't like them you don't have to post them and no one feels bad if you don't actually deliver anything.
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>>13205940
Different anon but I tried that anonymous approach the last couple of days. I come in asking for requests and only 1 or 2 respond. It has gotten to the point where now they are asking for a name before they request
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>>13205946
>Ben Affleck as Batman
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>>13205965
>>13205969
NNNNGH BUT I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO DO WORK
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>>13205979
>implying DC = Marvel in movies
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>>13205955
This request, every time.
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>>13205834
I never use a name because half the time I say something online that ends up being overwhelmingly negatively received and I just wish I'd never posted anything.
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>>13205940
I did take them all anonymously, I can't use a name without feeling like a colossal faggot.

People just want to see something decent, and I can't give them that
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>>13205979
>still caring about DC movies

anon pls
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>>13205989
>>13205994
>Pulling implications out of nowhere
Come on guys
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>>13205977
I don't even get requests when I put my name on sometimes - so I guess it depends on the time of the day
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This picture becomes a lot creepier when you think it might be somebody's fetish.
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>>13205934
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>>13205991
Yeah, same here. I barely use it because people would probably start disliking me if I did
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>>13205973
This might not be the worst idea. Though most of the ideas in that thread are very specific, and usually pretty detailed
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>>13206010
Everything is somebody's fetish.
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>>13205992
>Fluttershy

I know that feel too much.
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>>13206010
You're my fetish
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>>13206006
It really doesn't matter the time of day anymore. All that matters is if you are good enough. I might as well start taking undrawn requests from popular artists.
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>>13205786
At least you don't have a large group of hetero brodude normalfag friends around whom you have to hide your powerlevel and pretend you don't despise their choices in music and entertainment.

Hell, I enjoy the company of my friends but they'd probably entirely abandon me if they saw this thread. Also the current mainstream twenty-something culture is /b/ memes from 2006. It's atrocious. They get them off Facebook.
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>>13205992
Like >>13206006 said it might be time of day then. You might also need to pay attention to how fast the thread is moving. If everyone is arguing about how much of a jerk Ross is being no one is going to notice your post.

But even still, people will appreciate if you take requests.
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You know it's kinda hilarious
We made a Googledocs full of requests for occasions just like this but no one ever uses it.
We also abandoned after two days but eh.

You know what would be cool? A website that randomly chooses ideas from an unseen list.
We let a few trustworthy guys in charge of it that have to approve submitted ideas in it and when an artist has no idea what to draw, just press a button and get an idea.
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THE WONDERBOLTS!
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>>13206002
>implying you weren't implying implications in the first place
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>>13206048
Go and do it, then.
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>>13206047
This time of the day is prime time in my timezone

I can't do a lot about the time of day
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>>13205967
yet, in the end , the God will rewards us for our good deeds and punish us all for our sins...
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>>13206048
>tfw can't into coding
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>>13206048
That seems so impersonal, I like it when the anon who requested something receives the request.
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>>13206053
I was stating a fact actually
Now lets discuss best pony
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>>13206049
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Rollin'

Evens - Draw
Odds - Vidya
Dubs - Sleep
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>>13206057
But I'm a talentless hack that spent almost three years in these threads. I can't
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>>13206082
STRAMSTRAMSTRAM
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>>13206078
Dash's wonderbutt
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>>13206082

>>13205955
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>>13206082
whatcha drawin LK?
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>>13206016
Thanks for this anon, it's actually helpful
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>>13206074
Well who knows. Whoever requested something on the list might be in the thread. And you use it when you have no requests or no inspiration. It would help with all the beginner drawfags that also have problems
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>>13206098
Be sure to read his other stuff.
http://doodlealley.com/
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>>13206076
Rarity is a terrible pony

>greentext isn't for stating facts, it's for implying and quoting and story-telling.
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>>13206102
I could definitely appreciate something like this
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>>13206010
sometimes i wish i had a mini celestia to lock up and drown her in my cum while she;s beyond extacy, getting off to the thought of being encased, entombed in seed for eternity
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>>13206092
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>>13206111
>implying
faget
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>>13206109
>doodle alley

unf.
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>>13206116
Yeah to bad I'm just a useless idea guy who can't do anything.
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i think i will go pray some
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>>13206130
>implying
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Oh man

It returns

http://ask-pdp.tumblr.com/
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>>13206117
Nooooo be nice to faeries!
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>>13206117
You are a horrible person
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>>13206139
Tim Tams a shit
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>>13206102
Yeah, I can see that.
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>>13206048
I wrote a program once where you can get a random pony, I could easily expand it to include requests if I still have the source code
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>>13206066
That doesn't sound like a God I would follow. Imagine it like a parent. The instant a child does something wrong, should they build a pit in the backyard, fill it with fire, and throw them in? I would call that a bad parent. A good one will be disappointed, but teach and allow the child to learn. One of forgiveness would be a lot better than one full of hate.
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>>13206048
>We let a few trustworthy guys
Yeah, and they will be ignoring requests they don't like. Been there. There is no trustworthy guys, only faggots.
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>>13206149
i already know what
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>>13206143
Oh cool.
I don't care for grimdark, but I like the art.
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>>13206117
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>>13206159
do eeet
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>>13206143
>reboot of a copycat of the original that sucked anyway

I'm even less interested than when I clicked and thought it was just a reboot of the original.
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>>13206143
And it's still shit
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>>13206048
That's because it's better for anon and better for your popularity to just take a live request.
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>>13206143
>not drawn by CrookedTrees
ur a liar Lindsay,
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>>13206176
I'll do it if someone gives me a list of requests
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>>13206197
But worse for actually getting requests
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speaking of possible lkstram, is he still at the usual vidya place or is there a new stram for his art
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>>13206181
That's kind of hot.
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>>13206117
Please tell me that story had a happy ending and all of the fairies kept their arms, legs and wings
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>>13206160
>the instant
dont worry, i had my time to fault

my eternal damnation isn't a decision undertaken on a whim
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>>13206091
Maybe, I need to sit for a sec and see how tired I am.
>>13206095
LoL but really I'm not sure yet.
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Which pony has balls of brass polished to the nth degree?
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All this stress trying to be popular. Don't you see you are hindering yourself. I know some of you anons are desperate for friendship and finding self worth, but doing anything for the sake of popularity isn't worth it. Unless you have the personality, it is mostly a futile effort.
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>>13206237
Vi. The world needs more Vi
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Rolling
1-3: Write
4-6: Lewd
7-9: Vidja gaems
0: Read Jean-Paul Sartre
Dubs: Still try to learn the basics of drawing
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>>13206205
Make a thread on the sub.
People can drop random requests in the thread and you cna add them
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>>13206248
So your advice is that everyone here be sad and alone
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>>13206261
Sure.
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>>13206219
If you are already damned by that standard, then why worry about feeling bad? Why not try to do your best despite it for reasons other than to be rewarded?
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>>13206237
>lel
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>>13206266
Holy shit, that's not what I said angry anon. I'm saying don't do it to be popular becuase most likely you won't have fun.
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>>13206260
Enjoy yourself, anon.
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>>13206275
because i am just not an animal

guilt is a thing
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>>13206237
Hmm. Maybe you should ask whats been around the MLPG block lately? Obviously there's the whole FemSnips thing that happened, a little bit of femsnails return came with that too, Then there was the big mac comic, but as for somethign more recent.... well, somethign will be figured out
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>>13206284
I'm not angry, just stating what it sounds like. What if you wouldn't have fun doing anything else anyway? Making friends is fun (when it works)
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http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/jv66fjobeosbvrt/LAF.swf
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>>13206275
i think you should go the other way

away from me
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>>13206298
I'm not saying to go animalistic and hedonistic, I'm saying why feel guilty over a standard you have already failed at and no matter what can't change it?
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>>13206311
Fuck this fuck this is a screamo
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>>13206237
Your own take on Saffron Vi
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>>13206302
Moth Ponies!
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>>13206261
http://mlpg.co/art/res/6028.html
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>>13206318
I don't follow the same standard, so you cannot damn me.
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>>13206325
Uh

No
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I'm going to watch Skyfall!
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>>13206305
I'm just saying doing anything for the sake of popularity will bite you in the ass if your personality is not compatible. You want to make friends you say? Well then draw take requests, put on a name, be nice, eventually you'll get friends. Genuine friends.
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>>13206370
FUCK OFF, ROOGNA
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>>13206323
because i was taught all my life to respect that standard and live by it

failing it i might have not even been born

at least some resources wouldn't be wasted on me
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>>13206352
I don't believe you, my raging paranoia tells me its a screamo.
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>>13206347
i dont want to hear you then
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LET THE SCRUNCHENING COMMENCE
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>>13206364
That was already my plan anon. I can't draw for shit but I'd like to, and eventually people will want to give me requests because they like the art rather than giving them for the sake of practice
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>>13206383
Then that is a standard you have not chosen. You have seen and felt what it has done, maybe it's time to search for another. Even if you were born by it, that was the standard your parents chose. There is nothing wrong with exploring life and reality. Even if you stick with the same one, your understanding of it will improve, so nothing is lost by understanding.
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>>13206410
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>>13206407
Very well, but if you want to be happy, stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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>Nanaki's parents are getting divorced and selling the house
You know those fics where there's a terrible OC whose life is as miserable as possible in order to be sympathetic?
That's Nanaki's life, and it's hilarious.
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>>13206428
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>>13206437
Who cares?
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>>13206412
Good for you.

inb4 you eventually give up
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>>13206437
Schadenfreude much?
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>>13206444
You do
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>>13206436
>telling others to feel sorry for themselves.

Such and easy thing to say to others isn't it?
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lkplsstramwhen
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>>13206465
I didn't say it was easy.
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http://i.imgur.com/Mn3x4Is.gif
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>>13206370
How does it feel that Luna sucked Big Mac's dick?
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>>13206465
>Just be more social
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>>13206436
i do not feel sorry for myself, i feel sorry for my fellow

its just that someone like you, someone who doesnt accept his word, made me take this path of greed and damnation
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>>13206477
Ask Sentenal
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>>13206446
I assume I'm going to give up at everything I do, it sort of drives me to prove myself wrong. I've been vectoring since last december and I'm still amazed I've kept at it and gotten pretty decent

But it's a terrible art for taking requests
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>>13206364
I just want to make people happy. I'm not that great but if I can make someone smile every now and then I've succeeded at my goal.

Popularity would be nice too but I need to get better first.
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>>13206471
FILLIES AREN'T FOR SEXUAL
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I imagined Fluttershy listening to Freebird while driving down an empty highway today and it made me realize something.

I am legitimately sad and a little depressed that Equestria, Ponyville, and talking little Ponies don't exist.

On a scale between 1 and 10, how Autism am I?
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>>13206483
I never said I didn't believe in a higher being.
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>>13206497
15.
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>>13206497
As autism as the rest of us, so 10/10
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>>13206424
>your understanding of it will improve, so nothing is lost by understanding.
not really

its called "faith" for a reason
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>>13206471
That would be a lot hotter if she was using a dildo on herself, covering her face with a pillow, and moaning loudly into it.
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>>13206497
INTEGER OVERFLOW
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>>13206521
>those fuckers
>our shit
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>>13206468
We'll probably get a stram when he's decided what to draw

which to be honest may be fat pony because thats usually what ppeople end up requestign him to do anyway
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>>13206508
Having faith in something doesn't mean you can't attempt to understand it. It is impossible to know everything, so a little bit of faith is always required.
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>>13206497
8/10
most people here have probably worse.
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>>13206521
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>>13206555
Every time.
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>>13206521
This drawing hits too close to home.
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>>13206555
>FEMA

pfffffffff

oh Ronnie, you adorable perfect sphere.
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/30/414535.gif

geez
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>>13206596
this was already posted you chucklefuck

And it's shit.
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>>13206607
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>>13206618
No i am just mentally incapable of formulating myself in non-hostile manners.
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>>13206521
>art school
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>>13206625
It happens. People get mad at me even when i'm agreeing with them
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Get up, make a sound! Stomp your hooves and turn around!
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Pony
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>>13206643
Wave your butt in the air like you just don't care!
Open wide for dicks while everybody else takes pics!
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how many of you anons have trips you're not using right now
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>>13206643
pls shut the fuck up.
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>>13206643
TONIGHT IMMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
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>>13206667
I never use a trip but I have one or two names I use occasionally.
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>>13206669
No
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>>13206667
I have names in other communities. But not one i've used in MLPG.
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>>13206669
What if they redo the entire show in EqG style?
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>>13206667
I do
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>>13206682
man, even being a disgusting human can't make Dash not cute
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>>13206709
Pony dash is somewhat cute
Human dash is absolutely disgusting
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My biggest fetish is hotglue

This is on ebay
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>>13206643
>>13206661
>>13206678
NAW ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN TIPSY
NAW ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN TIPSY
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Pony wants you to know that it's okay and you should try again.
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>>13206726
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA
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>>13206724
Congratulations?
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WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC
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>>13206724
I do not condone your intentions.
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>>13206726
Das it mane
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>>13206709
She (and AJ) is the hardest one to make look cute in that dress up game.
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>>13206541
things dont work like that where i come from
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>>13206724
If you cum on it, then by proxy, you came on Lauren Faust, which means you came on everything else Lauren's hand has touched, which means you came on your favorite pony.

It'd be insane NOT to do it
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so uh

is lk actually streaming or...?

I don't see it if he is
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>>13206727
Pony, you know exactly what to say to make me feel better. Thank you, I will
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https://derpibooru.org/414541

Now you know why he only does human cocks.
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I can't live another day without air conditioning
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>>13206756
So then by thrusting my dick in the air I have essentially put it in your ear
Nice logic, numbnuts
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>>13206760
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>>13206739
>close eyes
>lean back
>imagine Fluttershy
>laugh heartily
>get rock hard
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>>13206691
what if they just kept all the dialouge, horse jokes and horse references included?
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>>13206768
... did he not look at any references for horsecock whatsoever?
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>>13206776
u sure showed him
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>>13206753
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>>13206776
D-Do it again
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>>13206768
Did he delete his tumblr? He started following me and when I went to look at his main blog it was gone.
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>>13206811
>He started following me

Fuck off.
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>>13206816
Jelly.
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>>13206754
How can understanding and exploration be a bad thing? It leads to knowledge and the ability to better serve.
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>>13206776
Man...I've ejaculated on the face of every single woman in the world copious, copious times.

Awesome.
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>>13206832
Did your mom enjoy it?
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>>13206838
>>13206838
>>13206838
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>>13206779
Why, does an outgoing Fluttershy get your cock hard?
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>hoihoi
>not vomit inducing
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>>13206826
exactly
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>>13206841
As much as yours.
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>>13206849
...I would.
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>>13206798
Sorry, but FS is objectively the cutest human.

>>13206847
Because she seems like a fun person whenever she's not being shy. Which is almost never.
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>>13206849
it's because he covered that disgusting body with kimono
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>>13206875
But your mom is a little slut, so she enjoyed it more
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>>13206866
So now you'll explore life to better serve and not feel bad about it?
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>>13206890
Would you teach her to not be shy?
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>>13206942
i am not sure
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>>13206942
please be with me
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>>13206849
>your dumb prude face
>not vomit inducing
Furst draw something better, then you have right to bitch and moan, okay?
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>>13207011
>>13207018
Where you are at now has been proven to be detrimental to what you want to do with your life. Have to move forward.
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>>13206849
>vagina ear
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>>13207070
>you will never fuck a girl in the ear
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>>13207070
>13207070

So what? It's still ohtter than enything you can manage to scribble out on paper!!!
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>>13207111
>>13207033
I've swore to never draw pony for you again guys. You don't deserve my incredible skills.
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I hate you almost as much as I hate myself
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>>13207182
>liking yourself
>at all
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>>13207182
Me too!
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>>13207211
>liking anything
>at all
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One day someone will love me
You'll see
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>>13207278
Let me know when hell freezes over.
Because that's when I'll probably get laid.
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>>13206849
>that vomit inducing

No but this is
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>>13207426
This is hot, not boner inducking. Get your eyes checked.
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13208401
TWILIGHT A SHIT
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>>13206364
>eventually
it took me almost a year to realize that this wasn't going to happen
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>>13208426
no
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>>13206311

That's great.


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