GET READY TO RUMBLEOld horse: >>13197882
>>13201279>>13201355>>13199649>>13201816>>13201865And all this by someone who taught at community college and runs a "stop the fap" program for dosh.Jesus Christ MLPG is dumb.
>>13201998Whoops, forgot the link.http://talkaboutmarriage.com/relationships-addiction/70876-critique-your-brain-porn.html
>>13201993I'm glad I pack a live grenade at all times
Confession timeI don't like rumble or the pegasus slut sisters and think MLPGs obsession with them is stupid
>>13201993SEE WHAT ISAAC
>>13201993If this is about the salvia I'm growing, those goddamn kids should learn to stop eating everything that looks green and leafy.
>>13201989>its not even rumbling
>>13202007I agree and much prefer the zebra slut brothers.
>>13201993this looks like a job for the cyanide pill
>>13202007I take anything said Anonymously with derision.
https://images.4chan.org/v/src/1377846222031.jpgWhich onehow hard
>>13201993Fuck you and fuck your marker.
>>13202027All of them. I'd churn butter for Christ's sakes.
>>132020273 and 5
>>13202007I'm a retired ponyfag.I've only watched S1/S2, 4 episodes of S3, and then I stopped watching entirely. I only come on MLPG on rare occasions just to see what's up.
>>13202007I feel the same way about most background ponies.
Everyone who regularly visits this sad excuse for a general should kill themselves.
>>13202007I generally detest shipping since it ruined my favorite book series and have distaste at the whole prospect of humanizationsIf EqG starts to get important needless to say I'm out
>>13202054You are dead ato me
>>13202044Mark you and mark your fucker.
>>13202057starting with you, i guesswhich one of the mlp micros is the weakest of the lot?
>>13202027none of them
>>13202004>>13202008>>13202009>>13202023It's not a bad thing.
>>13202027normal hard for all of them and extra strength for #3human tits and horse vag is the perfect combination to me
>>13202027>milky way on /v/>doesn't get deleted>milky way on /mlp/>b&moot truly is a faggot
>>13202059> HKJEHRKLJHKLEJHKLJHROkay, you might want to leave starting today.It's happening. Equestria Girls 2 is slated for release Q3-2014. DVD/Blu-Ray release, Target-exclusive for the first two weeks.It's habbening.
>>13202076I'm keeping my grenade anyways
>>132020275 and 4 pretty hard1 maybe
>>13202007I have a animu waifu
>>13202085>Equestria Girls 2 is slated for release Q3-2014awesome!
>>13202076oh alright, i'll pocket the pill
>>13202061Not that guy but I've always thought that MLPG's "true ponyfag 100%" attitude was retarded. I've dropped shitty episodes midway through, fast forwarded through songs, missed entire episodes out of laziness, and only sporadically read the comics. All MLPG sees is one less person discussing those things when they come up.
>>13202094for hugs then
>>13202085>no sourcelikely story
>>13202102I didn't watch the stupid fucking Princess Twilight reveal episode and you can't make me.
>>13202081It's alright to talk about ponies on /v/ as long as you pretend to hate it>GOD I HATE PONIES SO MUCH>AND I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE I WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES>LETS TALK ABOUT THEM>I MEAN HOW SHITTY THEY ARE>TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS FUCKING UGLY>LOOK AT THIS RAGE INDUCING PICTURE OF PONK
>>13202061I was with you guys since /co/ times also when it was all "MLPG vs. HSG". I thought I'd be here forever.
>>13202094you are for hugs though
>>13202117But we do the same thing
>>13202114What about season 4?
>>13202113that cock is longer than his entire body
>>13202114You should watch the first halfIt's got two good songs and one horrible oneOn the whole, before the shitty reveal it's alright.
>>13202109>that dick buglenoice
>>13202124Someone needs to lay down the brownies
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13202128Is straight shota better?
>>13202112One of my friends works in merchandise planning for the local Targets. They plan out who gets assigned what slots - i.e. eye level for the studios and distributors who guarantee a buy back (like Disney when they put shit in the Vault) or low unit prices to mark up from, shit assignments for the DVD's and Blu-Rays that aren't expected to sell.Guess what movie is going to be at "child height" level Q3-2014. Just guess.It'll be three shelves down from the Riddick discs in the "New Releases" standee.
>>13202007I don't like horse dicks and only fap to reverse cowgrill with pone
>>13202147Because you can never make me replace this gif with the one with wings.
>>13202150yesthere needs to be more
>>13202150This never fails to get my dick hard
>>13202126I'll stomach it. I think her being a Princess is actually okay but that Cutie Mark switcheroo and her coronation sounded fucking stupid.>>13202129Maybe if I get drunk. Wicked drunk.
>>13202150Straight shota where the female is loli is the best thing.
>>13202102The problem with that is that if everyone was like you, then it would be a whole lot less people discussing thing, and when a different discussion comes up in which you, the hypothetical shitty fan who doesn't even watch the show, join in, since it isn't about something you don't know about, but then someone makes a point regarding one of the things you don't know about, you either need to have it explained to you or you go all >IMPLYING I HAVE TO WATCH THE SHOW
>>13202166he's not even that small looking in that pic compared to the twins, he could be older, bigger
>>13202178The Cutie Mark switcheroo was fucking stupid, but still entertaining and the song is the best one in the entire show.At least hear the song.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCPxXW_9qI
>>13202179i could go either way, but it's gotta have the female in the dominant role
>>13202178That's fine I guess, unless you tell me you've seen the movie.I'd have to completely disown you in that case.
>>13202203I don't like that song so much. Maybe it's because of the connection to Twilight's coronation.
>>13202193Shut up I'm trying to project myself
>>13202203> Twilight's voice starts out too roundedUgh> duet> then triplet> oh lel look the cutie mark switcheroo is undone--TAB CLOSEDEPISODE DEAD TO ME
I can't stand the notion of people not watching the show in its entirety
>>13202224... I'd still watch it, if nothing else to finally see Twilight Quantum Leap home.Spike would be Ziggy and at least as worthless
>>13202207>Female in the dominant roleagreeda shota fucking a female twice his size will never stop being just weird to me, though.
>>13202226I still haven't finished season 3
>>13202224It's funny how the EG designs actually managed to be worse than that
>>13202224That's not this picture.
>>13202237Watch itJust take the time you would waste here to do so
Hey, that one anon who was having boner problems and blamed it on porn?http://ubyssey.ca/features/sex-supplement-ubc-lecturer-debunks-the-anti-pornography-myth/
>>13202233What about a grown adult male fucking a woman who's twice as tall as he is
>you will never be the little colt in class>you will never have a female classmate sitting in front of you who teases you by giving you a good look at her bits while miss cheerilee is teaching>you will never get an erection under your desk because of it
>>13200975>>13201107>>13201349>>13201366Goddamit I had to leave just as this started.Doubt that you're still here but that was cute man.>Pinkie trying to steal my cakeBitch will get it one day
>>13202189>someone refers to an episode you didn't watch all the way through>don't respond to themHow hard was that?The prospect of watching this show just to argue about it instead of for personal enjoyment is ridiculous. It doesn't have the least intelligent writing on the hub, but it's no kafka.Demanding that absolutely everyone be on the exact same page like MLPG is the grand pony debate is like insisting that everyone sit down right fucking now and mull over the qualities of their least favourite ponies just so they can be better at arguing over taste in pone. Some people will do that, but there are people here that have no interested in waifu bashing. MLPG and pone have many appealing traits, why not just pick and choose the ones you like and decline to partake in the ones you don't?
>>13202259>mlpg is not grand pony debate generaland this is why we have fetish greentexts
>>13202255>stealing cakeCan do
>>13202259because thats lame
>>13202251>filly in front flags her tail to the left and winks>*thunk*
>>13202259>mlpg is not for discussing mlp
>>13202250Absolutely notI prefer them approx the same size no matter the type of porn.
>>13202251unfbut beng distracted by colts as well as fillies is even unfer
>>13202236That show wasn't bad as much as it was uneven... Wait a minute.
Anything fun happening?
>>13202259>MLP General>Not discussing ponyWhy not go full ponychan while we're at it? This isn't a place to be if you don't watch the show or not want to talk about the show.
>>13202284>be the biggest colt in class>at bathroom breaks your fellow classmates keep eyeing you while taking a leak>yeah, you're pretty damn sure that you're the biggest
>>13202294Discussion about discussion about the show.
>>13202259It's not about you you mongoloid, it's about why we have the attitude. I ventured to /mlp/ yesterday and had some decent discussion, but the people there barely knew jackshit, everything needed to be introduced and explained, and that's not good, neither is the fact that I could get away with shitty arguments that would've gotten countered like nothing in MLPG as a result of that. That is not good for discussion.
Why won't pony let me on Elysium?
>>13202302Can we discuss the discussion about the discussion of the show?
>>13202278>>13202296MLPG is for discussing MLP and it's alright if there's a thing from MLP you don't like and don't want to discuss, just don't discuss a thing from MLP you don't like and don't know shit about and make sure there's a thing from MLP you like, are willing to talk about, and know about.Intimate knowledge of an annoying CMC episode is not mandatory except for discussing the annoying CMC episode. Hearing all the songs, even the grating ones, is not mandatory except for talking about the songs.
>>13202294and you?featherweight blog?snailsblog?finishing something every now and then?
>>13202294its a rumble thread, you should draw rumble
>>13202308There's a gigantic fucking difference between not watching the show and skipping a couple of episodes.
>>13202318If you have anything to discuss about that, i don't see why not.But i'd rather discuss the prospect of posting purple.
>>13202320If your going to discuss something, know it better than the people you debate withWatch the show you double nigger.
So ... we aren't pony?
Who let the day thread in?
>>13202270THAT'S ITSHE AIN'T INVITED AT MY BIRTHDAY
>>13202332We never are
>>13202326Ponks good too
>"Really? Ahaha, is it really only that big?"
guess who's finally back out of police custody
>>13202330I like purple.
>>13202302I'm sorry for not doing things.
>>13202332We're pretty pony.
>>13202320the problem is someone will read your post and take it the wrong waythen they'll decide the thing they want to talk about is pinkie pie's buttor a changeling's fetish potentialor diamond dogs with titsthis already happened
>>13202330Purple horse needs an episode with bluish grey horse in horse with horns city
>>13202340But ... pony should pony ... pony?
>>13202329If everyone skipped a couple of episodes, the results would be similar. Not the same, sure, it's milest better than not watching the show at all, but it's not good either way.
>>13202353I don't believe you.
>>13202352She likes you too, anonymous.
>>13202355I wish I was a pretty pony
>>13202348You were in police custody?
>>13202007I have nothing to confess.O'm pure.
>>13202373you can be a pretty pony if you believe
>>13202353I mean, if you're busy IRL that's fine... Sort out your priorities and all that
>>13202284>you will never be the colt next to the colt behind the teasing filly>you will never hear him squirming about in his seat>you will never look over to see what the commotion is and notice his erection>you will never end up with one of your own because of it
>>13202375no they were
>>13202370I've got all these ideas but inertia is hard to overcome.
>>13202331I'm not going to discuss any episodes I skipped, zoned out during, or dropped midway through you triple niggerIt was MMC part 2, RoH part 2, the owl episode, and the babs seed song
>>13201717That supposed to be marka?
>>13202361> they thought it would be a fantastic idea to do drunken haircuts> Twilight winds up a bit shorter than her time-skipping adventure> and a bit, ah, uneven> she tries to grow it back out but it comes in stark orange> It's taken as a fashion statement and the latest "princess paparazzi" craze leads others to do the same> Rarity is more outraged that Twilight would alter her hair before she got to see 'her master work' than Twilight's newfound popularity in the hair world
>>13202375Didn't he lived in a area full of horses? he probably broke and was caught while putting a cowboy hats on all the horses
welp, i guess that means no S2 in japaneseshame, i really wanted japanese Discord
>>13202294You mean anything like cute girls with gigantic tits getting their pussies stuffed full to bursting with young stallion cock bloating and spurting with gallons of hot seed that overfills their wombs?Nah, nothing of the sort. You should rectify that.
>>13202397>the babs seed songYou are an infinigger
i really have no explanation
>>13202372Lies. Pony isn't real, she can't like me.
>>13202407Very silly faceI love it
>>13202390Oh, well that's good.
>>13202403HEY GUYS I KNOW SOMETHING BIG. AND ONLY I KNOWBut I won't tell now lolI hate people like that
>>13202397>RoH part 2Leave, leave and never return
>>13202390sooo...apple horse huh?
>>13202397>RoH 2Piece of a shit yankee fat disgust
>>13202407I WILL FUCK YOUR FACE AND EJACULATE INSIDE YOUR RECTUM
>>13202007I agree with you 100%
>>13202422CAN'TDANCE IS pretty cute and stuff
>>13202294>>13202395Another artist friend of mine finds streaming helps him focus. Maybe you should try it?
>>13202425Discord was kind of stupid
>>13202422oh god it's a TAROT SET
>>13202361>the actual show will never do a bar sceneOh well at least we get the comic.
Even if pony were real, none of them would like you.not even ponk
>>13202422>tarot set>no corner indicesHOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PLAY TAROCCHI WITH THIS SHIT
>>13202483I don't believe that.
i wonder if that zebra is going to be ok after being glued to the ceiling by changeling goop for four months
>>13202460its pretty neat
>>13202390oh sweet now i have text to add to the drawing!hahaha boner fish!
>>13202494i'm looking through and reading her reasoning on each one, it's cool so far
>>13202483I'm sure I'll fit in with ugly ponies like myself.
i skipped S3, will barely watch S4 and only read the comics because they're better
>>13202334>telling ponk she cant come to a partyIM GOING TO JUMP
>>13202474> that last panelDash being so surprised for her drink to be empty is cute> Delta Tau Chi ponyUhIt's really terrifying someone's cutie mark is their college fraternity, a blank flank all the way 'til Rush Week at 18I know it's supposed to be a Belushi reference butsheesh
>>13202483I wouldnt deserve their friendship anyway.
I was wondering whether I should take my shitposting to the next level as well as take up namefagging outside of contributions?What sort of images would MLPG like to see?
>>13202424He was obviously just attention whoring.
>>13202474>Twily mentioning of her mental breakdown>aj ain't saying shit because she's 3stronk
>>13202390>they took Fluttershy without her consent, but after the police arrested them she was too shy to provide a statement and the twins were released because there were no charges raised
>>13202513No you're not.And you're only allowed to come if you STOP STEALING EVERYONE'S CAKE
>>13202505You have good taste but you're still a faggot
>>13202539>the real reason DD's a Flutterfag
there's still an audience
>looking through pony tarot>wheel of fortunepank, ponk, penk, punk, and pink
>watching animu>entire opening is in englishwhat
Aw man I just came up with a great gag. Sweetie Belle is asleep at her desk, with Apple Bloom and Scootaloo holding two separate drawings next to her head to indicate her brains getting blown out. Funny, not funny?
>>13202400Meh.That sounds boring
>>13202570Anon that's comedic genius.
>>13202570Classic, but not especially funny.
>>13202570Violence is not a joke
>>13202573> using "darling"That's a paddlin'.But, I dunnoI can see them in a ship but "YEAH WE ARE DRUNK FUCK YES LET'S DO THIS AWESOME THING" doesn't always have to lead to sex.
>>13202584If you're reading this, you're my kind of girlWhen did I become a grill
>>13202507i was trying to think of something random for an art . patience
>>13202573Is that some kind of secret code word for drunk sex?Because that's my favorite fic
>>13202418>you'd be mortified if he noticed>you can't pass it off as seeing what he saw because the filly's tail is so obviously blocking your view>you just try to push it down, to hide it from sight>touching it is only making things worse but you can't let him see>you just keep pushing on it trying not to think of his hard little colt cock sticking up under his desk probably leak->*splurt*
>>13202584>if you are reading this, you're my kind of girlI'm a girl?
>>13202507BCS changed her name again
Pony loves you.
MEWBALL JUST GOT 4CHAN PASS[SHITPOSTING INTENSIFIES]
>>13202602I think the joke is she just got that note.
>>13202599please go on
>>13202617So I'm not a pretty mare or little girl? That's disappointing.
Rarity's mother constantly tries to set her up with every stallion they see.They went out to lunch together the other day, and every waiter that walked by, her mother leaned over and whispered "Oh, he's cute. Bet he's sin-gleeeeee~"She is desperate for grandfoals. Almost as desperate for them as her husband is, praying for a colt to teach about hoofegg and motors and flatulence.
>>13202630The pony one.
>>13202614Holy shit. That fucking attention whore. MLPG you really are beyond brony tier now.
>>13202613I love pony back as long as you're referring to my waifu
>>13202635>he's cute. >bet he's singlewhat kind of logic is this?
>>13202584Someone already did it? Shit! Back to the drawing board.
>>13202591I like the ship because it's the simplest and nicest. They aren't polar opposites or some things like that. They're the most, I don't know, quiet. Well in general. When one of the freaks out...
>>13202648Parents do that shit all the time
>>13202642No, I'm referring to your 5th favorite pony.Unless your 5th favorite pony is your waifu, in which case I'm referring to your 6th favorite.
>>13202640>>13202614he's easy enough to ignore when he's shitposting
>>13202590i like the martial arts approach to violence better than the western approachseeing violence as something that exists and will happen but shouldn't is niceseeing violence as an essential part of life and a huge joke is stupid. it doesn't make fearless defenders of the homeland that beat up thugs in self defense. it makes kevin think punching you in the face for no reason is funny.
>>13202662Then I only love pony back in a platonic way
>>13202007I secretly hate MLPG yet everyone thinks I love them.
>>13202676Why are you here then?
>>13202663I wish he didn't shitpost and worked on improving his art insteadhe has potential and he's proven that he has potential but he's like a less experienced atryl. the fucker could do great things but he chooses to do sloppy samefaced sketches because they're a brony crowd pleaser.
"Hey you told me we could swap partners, how was I to know she couldn't fit it in?"
>>13202675I'll give them a bit if they fuck the ground
>>13202648The illogical kind. That's what mothers are for.
>>13202680Because I like seeing how pathetic you all are.
>>13202696Sure, that's the reason.
>>13202686>filliesWhy are they pedophiles
>>13202696Isn't that why anybody is here?
pony should pony pony
>>13202681i really like how he draws bonbon and lyrabut he draws everyone that isn't bonbon and lyra like he draws lyraand he never draws sad lyrasstep it up mewball
>>13202725Not if I pony pony first
>>13202681pleasei practice real things everyday, not ponies i draw ponies here for funwhy is this so hard to understand
>>13202681I stopped caring a long time ago whether people improve or not. As long as they're not atrocious and think they're all that, or too annoying, they're fine with me.
>>13202738Ponies is serious business
>>13202738>not practicing ponies so hard you draw the pone lisa
>>13202738I don't believe you
>>13202682>>13202675>>13202567Not even remotely ponies.Go back to the sub.
Super cider squeezy, the ticket master, and sisterhooves social were the best episodes AJ played a role in, and if you want to talk about applejack's character you have to watch them or else you won't understand anything
>>13202759SORRY ANONI'LL REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BE PONY BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T LIKE OTHER THINGS
>>13202738Just because you do something for fun isn't an excuse to not attempt to improve.
>>13202759Fan characters are definitely remotely pony.
>>132027592 out of 3 are zebras, and zebras are remotely pony.
>>13202759Hey pony puritan anonI'm only attracted to humanizations
>>13202738Mewball you have two choices if you don't want MLPG to hate you to death.You can shitpost and attention whore, and get a pass on it because you improve your pone artingOr you can stay in your pone comfort zone but tone down the shitposting and attention whoring. A lot.
>>13202776but I'm going to post more of them anyway now
>>13202792>caringJust filter if it bothers you so much
>>13202757herehttp://imgur.com/lEHD6AY,AMwLfNl,98Eh4yc,E226a8Z#0>>13202774I never said I don't, because i do try to improve, even ponies, just not a shitload because it's something i'm mostly just trying to have fun with. i mean looking back a year ago i have made some progress, at the very least i don't need to ink every request because my lines were so sketchy you couldn't tell what was going on
>>13202792or you could shitpost all day erry day, never improve and constantly change namesbecoming transsexual is a bonus
>>13202763>Super Cider Squeezy>She's shit at business, so is her family, at least she learned to stop being so fucking stubborn when her farm is about to be ded>Ticket Master>She's a complete moron for wanting to sell food at a gala that has free food >Sisterhooves Social>She's raising her sister like a faggot and if she ever leaves the farm she'll just reinforce the mud ponies are uneducated pigs stereotype
>>13202798>tfw no innocent tea party with two kind hearted, responsible zebras follow up picture
>>13202802>not wanting others to improve
>>13202802>Filter mewball>no more draws
>>13202773Would pay so much money if hasbro ever made this game.
>>13202798GGfemsnails reacting to the weird earfucking stuff MLPG came up with when
>>13202803okayYOU BETTER START DRAWING HUMAN PONE NIGGER
>come back to mlpg after 2 weeks>people hate mewthe fuck mlpg.
>>13202833MLPG is dead, anonthis is now My Little Brony General
>>13202830see like 2 days ago
>>13202833I blame the doge stuff he postsI love him, but he makes it difficult at times
>>13202833I don't hate him but he's been a bit of a giant faggot lately sometimes.
>>13202811well it is an innocent tea party but I wouldn't call them responsible
>>13202836More human pone
>>13202837How does that shield even work? You would have to bend in bizarre ways to get that infront of you
>>13202838>posting an image makes someone difficult
>>13202838why do you hate doge, it's the best
>>13202835>doge>not a brony meme
>>13202836i see why people gave the thin shoulder commentsher rack is huge and clothes kinda obstruct thingsthat said, i wanna see that humanpone cuddling its ponepone counterpart
>>13202837war horse has had enough of your shit, anon
>>13202876I think I looked at those lovely eyes too long
>>13202822>she buys earplugs>no, it's just not quite the same as what she read>she'll just stick with occasionaly geting her ears scratched
>>13202803Oh, I understand, and it wasn't necessarily directed at you. It bothers me though when people use fun as an excuse for not putting effort into things.
>>13202853Doge is lame. We pone here.
>tfw Cadence will never steal your heart
I wish I could art like some of the people here.But I can't so I write. Except I haven't written anything since almost the beginning of the hiatus if not longer.Fucking drive, why do you keep petering out?
>>13202776>Fan characters are definitely remotely pony.Who are completely removed from the show and have their own plotline that does not fit the themes of MLP:FiM do not belong here>>>/sub/
>>13202900This is really sad.Cadence's existence is a tragedy. Good thing it's not canon. Or is it?
>>13202913>not just forcing yourself until the drive comes.do you even content create?
>>13202923The show isn't airingJust move the whole fucking thread to the subOr delete /mlp/, get rid of the global rule, and go back to weekly pony threads on /co/ during ponytime.
>>13202900Cadence for me will always be a evil lich just waiting to strike.Shining Armor is justher first victim
>>13202923>no pony allowed on the pony board
>>13202923Oh, stop being a whiny little cunt, anon
>>13202913I have a similar thing with drawing. Just no motivation, as people who are far better than I ever was keep joining and others keep improving. And I have no chance of being taken along with the fun.
>>13202930Forcing it doesn't feel very good. Especially when the audience is non-receptive and the constructive feedback is 0.MLPG hats fanfiction now. Only artfags seem to contribute anymore. Writefags have lost their place in these halls.
>>13202932i miss /co/have you ever read paradise lost, anon?
>>13202925>>13202935>S04 ends with the real evil being revealed as Cadence after she gains celestias power.
>>13202951/co/ was 18 months ago. Get over it already.MLPG has been in /mlp/ longer than it was in /co/
>>13202952Why doesn't Aquarius drown the Crystal Kingdom?
>>13202957MLPG has been my little meta general longer than it was my little pony general./mlp/ is a metaboard, made for hosting pony metathreads.
>>13202948there's almost no constructive feedback for artfags either. If all you want is attention then don't be a content creator, you won't get it until you're good. I don't post for feedback, I just hope someone likes it, if no one does, oh well.
>>13202785>derpy likes buttsshe is now my nigga
>>13202923>does not fit the themes of MLP:FiM Sure they do, they're all about making the best of situations, overcoming adversity, and making friends!>have their own plotline That's what makes them fan-characters, anonit hardly makes them unrelated to the show>Who are completely removed from the show Not at all!they're zebras living in ponyvillethat's where the show takes place!they interact with show characters all the time, see?
>>13202948which is a little unfortunate since I don't care for artI wonder what I'm doing here sometimes
>>13202971I still hate that this board was even created to begin with. Nobody wanted it except the whiners.
>>13202975>that being grimdark
Well this was a quick disaster. Was worth a shot.
>>13202976You are a 28 year old male defending your smut comics based on a line of cartoons and toys aimed at 4 year olds. Please re-evaluate your life.
>>13202980He was making a joke about Fluffy ponies
Why is she so unamused?
>>13202990Where are the ponies?
>>13202990arms should be longer since you stretched the character out but I like it overall. Good job
>>13202992Shouldn't you be in bed, you have school tomorrow
>>13202999in your heartIt's terminal
>>13202948I'm pretty sure it's just one anon that hates fanfiction.Most either like it or are indifferent.
>>13203010I liked that short fic from the last thread
>>13202948How about I cut a deal thenI'll write something so terrible that everyone would hat it
>>13202978It was just made to clean up /b/ and /v/. The current moderation's enforcement of the no ponies rule, with longer bans and more wordfilters outside of /co/, could have done that just fine.Instead they decided to bring the whole of ponychan over here. Now ponychan is dying from too little traffic.
>>13202615>>13202619>you close your eyes and lean forward in your seat as the inevitable happens>your hooves still absentmindedly pushing down on your dick as your seed splatters onto the floor under your desk>it's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you and yet it feels so good>you can't help but wish you were watching this happen to the colt next to you instead>maybe you'll pretend it did when you're alone in your room tonight>you finally stop, your hooves still practically glued to your now flaccid cock, afraid to move>you don't dare open your eyess-sorry but that's all I got, I don't normally write for others at all, let alone gay colt greentext...glad at least part of it was to your liking though
>>13202992>You are a 28 year old maleincorrect>Please re-evaluate your life.donefeelin pretty good
>>13202966Where's the original version?Someone seems to have edited all of the words out of this one.
I miss having friends and going out and talking to people
>>13202990>overexaggerating the already overexaggerated rubber hose style>dem fucking proportions>dem fucking body mechanicsIt's shit. Go back to art school.
>>13202992Are you fucking serious m8
>>13203028>GG is really a 28 year old girlI knew it
>>13203031Pff don't have it anymore.Replaced it with that one since it's funier like this. At least in my opinin
What should I draw?
>>13203039>Not a 12 year old girlstep it up senpai
>>13202992You started an argument with a neckbeard about whether or not cartoons about zebras belonged in a 4chan thread about a shtity little girls show that has a zebra in itLook in the fucking mirror
>>13203048Applejack eating an apple
>>13203044Oh, really? I was just joking about that.
>>13203048Scorpio pony getting a dress from Rarity
>>13203031there was no dialogue anyways, just name yelling and generic ????!!!!!!!I too prefer it like this
>>13203048Embarrassed farty ponies.
>>13203043I miss talking to cute boys and getting my dick sucked
>>13202992Do you know where we are
>>13203061Yeah, I found the original. Better than the mountains of dialogue people usually put in their comics, but it's still better without it.
>>13203033I don'tBecause those things never happened to me to begin with
>>13203059>"Haha, gotcha anon!">"Anon?">"You can stop pretending now!">"H-hey, it's not- it's not funny!"
>want to humanize Rumble>don't know how yetBoy, have you guys dodged a bullet or what? Besides his hair, I'm stumped. I mean he IS a blank slate of a character, but still...
>>13203058yeha First Panel: Aquarius what are you doing?Second: Aquarius stopThird: STHAPThen someone replaced the STHAP with StopThen a week later or something it had all the words removed.
>>13203093Holy shit rumble actually looks good thereToo bad about that hideous clown thing he's staring at.
>>13203093Why don't you finish that fucking Cookie pic from forever ago you fucking fuck?
>>13203089Come on anon. Stop scarying the poor pony.
>>13203093>Shitposting anti-GG hateanon shows up at the same time as RossHMMMM
>>13203111its a mystery~
>>13203081there's no point in briefly having something that you know is not sustainable for youthe glimpse you get will only frustrate you moreall the good things you want are forever out of reach because of who you are
>>13203111I care about me, not GG. All I want to do tonight is draw more cute Sweetie Belle stuff.
>>13203134You mean like pony?
Ross is a good artisthe just has a shit personalityYou cannt prove me wrong
yall are some major downers right nowis there anybody here who is happy the way their life is going and just like small horses and small horse accessoriesbecause i am
So, since you people tend to know this sort of thingWhat sort of saline should I use for dekeritinization of my glans? Keep in mind I'm using tape to get C-0 coverage overnight.
2AM BUT I FINALLY DREW ITI SMEARED DIARREAH ALL OVER THE PONYTHATS GOOD MARKETING!!!
>>13203059>>13203110I like when pony does stuff with her tailonly applejack seems to do that in the show so I need to look at tail OCs a lot
Why didn't you save her?
>>13203151That wing looks unfinished
>>13203146Ross is a shit artisthe has a great personality thoughYou can't prove me wrong
>>13203149doing all right.part of my mental well-being is tied to MLPG and hasn't been/isn't being fulfilled, but overall i really cannot complain.
>>13203159Because she isn't a pony
>>13203153>only ApplejackTwilight, Rairty and Zecora all did stuff with their tailPonies have complete control over their tail
>>13203161Ross is good shit thoughhe proves me a personalityYou can't have me
>>13203134the obvious solution is that the good things aren't really good for youthe world lied to you. they told you truths that didn't apply to you.you are the square hole, and everyone thinks you were born to accept circles.go, go anon, go live among your fellow squares and take GG horsedicks up your assit's what you were born to do
>>13203153I'd that pony so hard
>>13202976> GG shows his true megafaggot colors re: his OC's
>>13203172Fluttershy has carried angel on her tail before
>>13203164hahahha HAHAHHAHAHA WELL IF IT ISNT THE FASHION POLICE!OOHH NOOO SOMEBODY COULDNT AFORD PONYS! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? GO TO THE GAY BATHHOUSE
>Mirror Universe episode>Molestia
>>13203191That too. but that was one of the laziest things ever
>>13203172>>13203191BUT THAT'S TINY STUFF I NEED TO STRAIN MYSELF TO REMEMBER AND HARDLY DEFINING CHARACTER TRAITapplejack throws lassoes and shit with her tail all the time, ain't no other pony can do that
>>13203151what kind of filename is that?
>>13203179But if I do that, the circles will call me a huge faggot and make fun of me.
>>13203207Nigga Rarity held a fucking box with her tail. Twilight made it complete straight, ZECORA USED IT ALMOST AS A FUCKING HAND
>>13203218if everyone thought like that and cared so much about outside approval, there would be no amishthey would all leave on the advice of the cool kids
>>13203178>You can't have meyou'll always be with me in spirit anon
>>13203228The amish don't have TV or radio, they don't know that being amish is uncool.
>>13203218at least one person is gonna think you're a faggot no matter what you do, learning to deal with people not liking you is probably the most important thing we're never taught in a world that's all about fakey bullshit acceptance without addressing the underlying reasons why people are different (which isnt a bad thing!)
>>13203244>anon encouraged anon to be himself>the next day, anon walked into the MLPG clubhouse wearing a sergal fursuit and announced his plans to become a sergal through expensive plastic surgery>then he sat in a corner playing hypserspace hyperwars with himself and pony continued as normal
remember when SB used to be cool
>>13203216The hell should i know you guys made the word
>>13203235which one of those represents me
>>13203216a batshit BCS filename
>>13203261>Two weeks later>Anon is married to a princess
>>13203262Remember when Twilight used to be cool?
>>13203268>which one of those represents mewhichever you want
>>13203262I think it was a Tuesday.
>>13203261Its ok anon, I'd play hyperspace hyperwars with you even if you were a sergal.You have to promise that I get to be a dolphin-dragon-wolf hybrid with six rainbow wings
>>13203261hey if being a weird creepy internet sharkwolf is a dude's thing, finei don't have to like that dude and he doesn't have to like me, we can just hang out in our different circlesthat's the only way to make human society not tear itself to pieces because there aint no way to make us like each othercaptcha: WORKS tries4va
>>13203287Hey, hey GGProve it's actually you in the thread.Celestia eating a ham sandwich.
>>13203260Mime creatures need to be integrated into that somehow.
>>13203287DO I HUG THE CUTE MARE OR BECOME THE CUTE MAREPLS CHOOSE FOR ME
>>13203262i always liked himtoo bad he never cared. i wish him wellalso, next time he comes complaining about not doing stuff he shouldn't have just finished something
>>13203302AND BY HAM HE MEANS HORSECOCK
>>13203299alright, but you first have to have extensive, deep coitus with me for a week straight
>>13203302I don't gotta prove shit
>>13203313I MEANT HAM YOU ASSBLASTER
>>13203319THAT LOOKS LIKE HORSECOCK TO ME
>>13203301Anonymous|i don't have to like that dude and he doesn't have to like me|we can just hang out in our different circlesYou have to like him. Check your privilege, cisspecies scum.#ponykinproblems #tfwnotasluttymare [reblog] [like] [post to facebook]
>>13203312I did some crap sketch that people will hate. That hardly counts.I have real stuff to do it's just harder.
>>13203318Oh, so you're just a massive faggot who's pretending to be GG and going through his old stash.I see.
>>13203319what do waffes taste like in america?are they the light, fluffy Brussels kind or the somewhat heavier, moist Liege kind?
Who unplugged leth?
>tfw no friends
>>13203333i liked it.and what do you mean by real stuff? stuff for school or just other art stuff?
>>13203336It depends on the place but for the most part it's prepared like Liege - but so many people just use irons and really frothy batter it could wind up anywhere on the spectrum.Unfortunately that biscuit tastes fuckall nothing like "waffles" except for a scintilla of maple flavor. Maybe. Mostly it tastes like fried chicken.At that rate you might as well eat just straight-up fried chicken and a mini waffle for the calories consumed.
>>13203336It depends on who makes the waffle.the only constant is too much butter and too much syrup
>>13203345Art that isn't just silly porn.
>>13203344none at all? or just none in MLPG?
>>13203319I don't see the problem Anon
>>13203344>tfw no pony
>>13203353what kind of art do you want to make anyway?
>>13203335No, you're just trying to pull the old "oh yeah? prove it!" routine so you can get a request
>>13203370No, I'd be okay with just a dickbutt in your usual style.Fuck you, like I really want a boutique request.
>>13203318There's a Hamlet joke to be made there but I can't find it.
>>13203372well, just get out there, join the steam group or whateverpeople don't bite
>>13203370That's quite the theory. But where's your proof?
>>13203365>tfw no human
>>13203368I have some projects in mind for next year's bronycon.
>>13203385HE SAID NO YOU PIXELATED ACCIDENT!
>>13203385I have no proof...... yet.
>>13203385I haven't had a chance to use this gif in six fucking years
>>13203401Nigga shut up and draw.Let the faggots fight
>>13203380I don't use steam
>>13203411If only you'd refrained from using it now, you wouldn't be seen as an abject failure.But here we stand.
>>13203400well start on them bit by bit.also use your friends and that stuff to motivate you.or share your ideas and ask for critique
good night mlpg
>>13203428Fuck you, it's a terrible morning.Go back to night.
>>13203426Anon that doesn't make any sense.
>>13203411I have a higher res version of that somewhere that I saved three years before I played any of the gamesapparently everyone stopped caring because the new games are different and on obsolete platforms
>>13203423well, you can start using it. or talk to people from here or from your school or job or join a club or something.you won't get friends by whining you don't have friends on MLPG
>>13203444> it's a terrible morning.
>>13203390>tfw no qt sergal gf>tfw no waifu to play tabletops with>tfw the only person that wants to play mtg with you overuses infect
>>13203450Way to go, capcum.
>>13203461Morning is always terrible.Night is so much better.
>>13203428Good morning LunaWould you like some toast
>>13203454>you won't get friends by whining you don't have friends on MLPGbut if he follows your advice then that's exactly what happens!
>>13203417you know what THATS A GREAT IDEABLACK BRETHREN FROM A DIFFERENT MOTHER
>>13203461Suck my cock.
Can you guys help me out?I want to get a job in My Little Pony
>>13203466That is quite a theory you got there, Anon.And I kinda have to agree. It's okay though because being awake at night means my free time overlaps with Celestias!
>>13203463>tfw no sergalcadence/sergalchrysalis
>>13203475GoodNow draw Rarity as Butt Stallion.
>>13203478What are your qualifications?
>>13203463Fuck you infect is fun
>>13203488I stole his waifu and I can make terrible animation
>>13203489Roses taste disgusting, rainbow dash has terrible taste in flowers.
>>13203473what i meant is that people won't jump on him for whining about it.>>13203489I know it's scary and you might feel vulnerable but you just have to approach people.
>>13203498Woah, lewd.spoiler that next time.
>>13203499She picked it for you anon
>>13203498Yeah, that's it you bitchNow cancel Twilight's princesshood, you naughty whore
A gentle reminder the guy behind /nofap/ is full of shit.http://www.rory.net/Pages/PrauseCritque.html
>>13203506But spoilering it just increases the duration of the ban if I get one
>>13203504Does that horse have two horns?
>>13203513woah nelly that's a whole load of bullshit
>>13203411By my reckoning, every single time you've posted has been a valid opportunity to use that gif.
>>13203508Well roses are awful, she should have picked me a better tasting flower.
>>13203488ASK HIM IF HE IS A MOTHER FUCKING PONY
>>13203519Oh, hey, I didn't know you came back from your art hiatus.Looks nice!
>>13203519it's cuteso your name's boop now?
>>13203519Oh man, I love your artPlease draw scrunchy dresspone
>>13203523It gets worse.Look for "Gary Wilson" in all this and it's interesting how virtually every single /nofap/ resource draws directly from his personal site and that of his wife's, misrepresenting other studies to vaunt his theories as 'scientific.'But really what more did you expect from Reddit?http://mindhacks.com/2007/08/20/why-there-is-no-such-thing-as-internet-addiction/
>>13203500If I knew how to approach people I would have friends alreadyIs there like a school on friendship?
>>13203563Do you even watch the show?Making friends is easy.
>>13203525She spent a long time finding that rose for you anon, she's going to be very upset if you don't like it
>>13203563I don't know.Or you could pick up contributing, People are always willing to help out a new and inexperienced artist/writer
>>13203513Welcome to literally MLPG's shitfest of July 2012.http://i.imgur.com/F0pI1dv.png
>>13203483Sergalcadence would be acceptable, but only if it was cadence in a shitty costume.
>>13203580no they aren't
>>13203578>making friends is easyTwilight didn't do anything to get her friends, she was just given them. She would have ended up a sad lonely pone like the rest of us otherwise
Whenever I look at rainbow dash, I just see colors that belong on better ponies.
>>13203591yes they are. a lot of artists came here and made friends easily and it wasn't always because they were crazy good.
>>13203582that final analogy is pretty dumb
>>13203604If anyone here was twilight their gifted friendships would die off within weeks>Hey there anon why don't you ever hang out? Is there something wrong with me?>I guess we just weren't meant to be friends
>>13203580I've seen the opposite effect, few people are interested in someone unskilled when there are skilled people around for them to appreciate instead
>>13203621Yeah, he really shot himself in the foot.I think he was avoiding saying "for virtually everyone there is zero difference between watching lots of porn every day and not watching it at all re: how you actually act with real-world sex partners" because that sounds like bait for every Redditor to say "b-but my lived experience!"
>>13203616key words: came, made, wasn't, weretimes have changed, anon.
>>13203638Why is Inuyasha fucking a bell-cow Rarity?
>>13203629The part where there's no Internet in Equestria would kinda prevent me from not getting out of the house
>>13203637>>13203645not necessarily true. kraut did well intitially, so did goat train (both have improved a lot). even appledan has made it into an artist chat.
>>13203629I've never turned down an invitation to hang out with someone, it's more of a problem that I'm never invited, or I invite them and they have no interest in it
>>13203669It's more of a general talk chat, really
>>13203641Which is kind of funny given that even self-described 'Internet porn addicts' are indistinguishable from normal people in every study but the Italian one Wilson mentions at TEDx.> Reddit just keeps on with a stupid health craze that doesn't do anything that can't be explained through the placebo / snake-oil gambitWho'd have fucking thought itI can't speak too loudly because we all crow about that stupid semen supplement stack. That's probably just as dumbas /nofap/
>watching the show>not reading itGrow up. Being 8 years old is so 2010.We 11 now.
>>13203629Unlikely, I basically never turn an invitation down.I just dont get any.
>>13203680I like the show better than the comic as a whole but both are great.
>>13203678in any case, it's an environment with friends, which is what this guy wants
>>13203679I don't think an increase in semen can be explained by a placebo effect anon.
>>13203669I've only seen negativity lately. Not to mention if I was to draw anything it would have to be on paper
>>13203700But Anon, how many times has an anon measured the difference in mL?How can it not be explained as simply over-estimating the results?More to the point, is it actually distinguishable from a placebo, negating what physiological changes can occur when a subject is agitated or sexually aroused by the proposition of fuller, semen-rich orgasms?
>>13203679It's not, though. Many of the things you take are specifically used for treating various sperm production-related issues. Maybe half the things are actually more or less useless for making you cum more, but even if they are, they're definitely doing you some good, since many are food supplements.
>>13203702so, loads of people started on paper.i'm not saying you should, but you definitely can make friends that way, maybe even easier.
>>13203700The increase in semen is caused by giving your testicles a fucking restThey produce a chemical soup that contains every nutrient needed to sustain human life and then fill it with tiny specialized haploid cells, do you think they never get tired? Do you think the stores never run low?
>>13203713It's indicated by others to "treat" low semen volume, and some report success.How is that different from /nofap/ reporting success for a non-problem?
>>13203716I know it isn't a problem when it comes to the drawing aspect, but anything I do I wouldn't be able to show people, and isn't that the point of what you're saying?
>>13203700it canhow much you ejaculate is heavily influenced by psychological factors.>wait 2 days>fap to futa fluttershy>a few dribbles>cock really not that hard anyways>wait 2 days>fap to bonbon getting railed from behind, legs spread, face on the floor>HARD AS FUCK>FIRE HOSE
>>13203738you can scan, take pictures with your phone
>>13203739It's true that factors like hydration and arousal can play an enormous part in the volume and intensity of a wet orgasm.It seems silly to think that "the magic stack" does anything that edging and adequate nutrition can't.
>>13203759The magic stack is adequate nutrition for people that can't give up their 100% hamburger diet.
>>13203753I meant that I don't have a (working) scanner, it's perpetually broken. I could take shitty phone pictures I guess
“-all the food is in the kitchen. Well, of course it is, of course you know that...You remember my friend Twilight, right? She lives right over there. Just get her if there’s any problems. I have Sweetie’s diet plan on the counter. I, um, I don’t know what Scootaloo eats, you’ll have to ask h-”You listen to Rarity’s unending rant with a calm, knowing smile. Never holding the hope even for a second that you could get her out of the house easily, you are actually impressed with how far you’ve gotten. The white unicorn now stands outside her home, surrounded by packed bags and talking a mile a minute in an effort to ensure you are capable of taking care of her sister.
KILLING ME WON'T WRAP UP YOUR GOD DAMN WINTER
>>13203680I don't like the comics though. They lack the charm of the show in my opinion.
studies have shown that pony is bad for you
>>13203759As an average human you are never around "adequate nutrition", that's kind of the point of taking all that shit. It doesn't make you a superhuman who produces 200L of cum every day, but it is supposed to help maximizing the amount of cum you produce.
>>13203778you can always try.and if you don't want to draw, join the steam group
>>13203811>As an average humanYou're acting like we're all typical amerifats living off processed cookies and day old fried chicken
>>13203803YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH UNTIL YOU COME BACK WITH AN ADEQUATE R-SQUARED VALUE
>>13203828>accurate sized lyraKeeping the anon's 3'4" height in mind?
>>13203811But Anon, any nutrition that keeps you upright and your heart pumping is 'adequate'What you want is 'optimal'Even then you will never cum like a zebra.
>>13203837THEY LET MIDGET HUMANS INTO EQUESTRIA TOO, YOU KNOWThe filename is supposed to be something of a joke
>>13203827You have to have a very carefully crafted died to match the intake of everything, the point where taking supplements doesn't help at all. Just being sort of there, or not showing any serious signs of illness due to the lack of nutrition doesn't automatically mean that your diet is perfect and can't possibly be improved.
>>13203841>Even then you will never cum like a zebra.
>>13203475DID YOU KNOW THAT 99.99% OF EARTHS POPULATION ISN'T DRAWING EXPLOSIONS RIGHT NOW?DAS BULLSHIT, BUY TORGUE
>>13203841that's okay, because humans are superior to zebras and don't have to rely on cheap tricks like buckets of semen and plunger dicks to ensure their progeny
>>13203856That's the filename for the stack we used to post all over the place.This one.
>>13203820I'll give it a shot, but I'm not liking my chances here
>>13203864But anon, I want a bucket. At least a little bucket.And a girlfriend who was into that, preferably one who wants to have kids in the next three or so years.
>>13203882good luck. draw your favorite pony
>>13203863Jackobs and Maliwan are both better. Vladof is equal
>>13203874Didn't someone improved the formula?
>>13203921I don't have the foggiest.Image unrelated.
>>13203874Why are you telling me this like I don't know what "cum like a zebra" means?
>>13203914Bitch, you better take that back. Maggie and Conference Call are the only guns worth taking over a torgue shotgun, and a vladof sniper with corrosion is only good on loaders otherwise it's a goddamn waste of ammo
>>13203864>that's okay, because humans are superior to zebras and don't have to rely on cheap tricks like buckets of semen and plunger dicks to ensure their progeny>plunger dicksBut anon, that's wrong. Human penises are specifically designed with a mushroom-like shape to scoop out the semen of rivals. We do have cheap tricks.
>>13203938Well, they tend to cum like the Hamburgler finally reunited with Wendy, soLayers within layers of meaning in that term around hereLayers of zebra spooge... This is an unusual place.
>>13203944But anon, it's only "mushroom-like" in circumcised men. In intact men it doesn't flare that much from the shaft in most cases.
>>13203946No, I don't know why you're acting like this is some double entendre or hidden meaning thing. There are no layers.Zebras cum a lot. To cum like a zebra means to cum a lot. Why are you treating this like some weird wordplay thing?
>>13203951>But anon, it's only "mushroom-like" in circumcised men.Bullshit.
>>13203960"It was also a filename."That's what I'm saying. I think we can get past the sea of zebra spooge now maybe.
>>13203967>"It was also a filename."Yes, no shit. A filename made for the same reason I said.I don't know why you made some big deal of it.
>>13203893Alright. Located some paper, I'll see if I can create something that doesn't hurt my eyes
>>13203966While the glans is still vaguely mushroomy, it's true. Uncircumcised, you aren't going to be very good at scooping anything.
>>13203981I NEED SOMEBODY
>Dickscusion>AgainWhat would your favorite pony think of this?
>>13203921By adding lots of libido enhancers, which, while nice, don't further the stack's goals (cum volume). Those 4 will be your core essentials regardless.
>>13203992I thought it was less scooping and more suctioning?
>>13203971> wow like why are you making deal out of itMaybe - just maybe - that zebra looked confused. He appears to be having some difficulty making this sandwich, or just giving the blank-eyed stare common to GG's Ice Pack drawings.>>13203856Or why use that particular phrase? Oh, well, you see, it was also a filename.>>13203946I thought, hmm!Maybe I'll say something a little pithy about how we talk about "super-complex" things here like zebra spooge (no, not really), layers on layers (of spooge, like a zebra would ejaculate in mass quantities.) I thought that would be a good exit.>>13203960>>13203856But now I see you are a master of both subtext and zebra cum GG gifs.Glad to have you on board here.
>>13203992Do you have phimosis or some shit?
Pone don't need no education.
>>13203972all right. good luckdon't expect miracles immidiately
>>13204020Chistery if only you put as much time writing fanfiction as you did long-winded and vague arguments defending your posting habits.
>>13204023But clearly they need dickscussion.>>13204010Ah ... actually they might need some sex edOr maybe the rest of us do
>>13204031>tentacle AJw-what if I stuck my face in it
>>13204041She'd be mighty insulted, you don't just do that without asking, partner!
ac-humTell me, MLPG, you've seen my design and you know what you think of it, but do you at least connect it to her voice in the show?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpGM5gHCxI
>>13204029Subtext is pretty easily lostSo is any reasonable need to write shitty fanfiction about cartoon horsesMe, I'm a fuckin' lost-and-found
>>13204048and if I did ask?
>>13204055Well assuming you guys were in a committed relationship and it had reached that level then she might let you, you know, in the privacy of the bedroom or the barn.
http://i.imgur.com/yAtzphR.gifthe first thing twily did when she was alone in the human world
>>13204076... And you wouldn't?
>>13204053Well then find yourself and write shitty fanfiction about cartoon horses because I say soNow give me a fic where Anon plays hide an seek with the CMCAnd make it cute
>>13204074look I'm trying to fantasize about what the tentacles would do and how she'd react alright
>>13203532It was only a day or two.>>13203543Sure why not.>>13203548Which one is that?
>>13204061>Be tabbed into game on my other screen>For unknown reason 4chan x expands this image>Huge ponk staring at me playing gamesI approve of this
>>13204076Naked girls being silly and playful is the cutest thing. None of this fake ass "ay yeah fuck me with your giant cawk" bullshit.
>>13204094She'd be super embarrassed but also full of emotion because she found someone who accepts her for how she is, not to mention totally turned on because she's wanted this for so long. She'd be a mess of cranked-up, conflicting emotions.The tentacles would probably wrap around you, pull you in, caress your face, and maybe even simulate a tongue if you wanted to kiss her there.They can do a lot more, too. Since they originate deep in the womb they can retract for a pretty normal sexual encounter, stroke your cock while you fuck her, pull you in to emphasize each thrust.. all sorts of things.
>>13204114Oh jeez. I always forget about her.I don't even have a single picture of her saved.
>>13204087Anon, it's literally like 5:21am here and I was on the way to bedAlthough> You somehow got dragged into being the 'handler' for this week's meeting of the Cutie Mark Crusaders> AJ said the spinning chore wheel wasn't rigged, but you were beginning to suspect magnets were involved> It began with some simple running, nay, frollicking about in the field, hoping to "tire out the grumpus" before the big "hide and seek"> You might be able to keep up in speed but the little bastards have some low center of gravity, zipping-around shit going on
>>13204076I wonder how she'd adapt to the difference in estrus; as you are no doubt aware humans don't have mating seasons, we're pretty much ready to go all year round.
>>13204126>no pictures of Rarity savedYOU ARE DEAD TO MEFOREVER AND EVER
Well, I'm impressed. Goodnight
>>13204121thanks, anon. I can take it from here.have an adorable pone for your troubles.
>>13204140What if in my headcanon they don't go in heat
>>13204152your headcanon is just as valid as any other
>>13204127> At length they decide you'd been deflated enough and the blindfold comes out> You're not really certain where it came from but the heavy perfume gave the impression Rarity was missing something from a top drawer somewhere> You count down to ten, hoping that it didn't come in contact with ... fluids> The light giggling of little girls running away is unmistakeable> and so is the total lack of them in sight when you take the blindfold off> It occurs to you they could literally be hiding in a dog house or a fucking tree knot and you would have no idea> A heavy sigh passes your lips. This is gonna be a long fucking day alright.> At least Sweetie had the decency to "hide" underneath the picnic tree, white fur stark against the fallen leaves> Scootaloo's burnt-orange is gonna be a bitch to see in the woods, it occurs to you ...
>>13204152What's your headcanon regarding humans?
>>13204165Oh that? Whatever is canon.
>>13204145Its okay I found one. I will save more of her effective immediately.
>>13204161whoa that is deep
>>13204161WELL FUCK YOU YOUR HEWait what.You're supposed to disagree with it and insult me.
>>13204162> Picking Sweetie Belle by the scruff, she's put gently - but firmly in your pack as you search for the others. Though the rules state clearly they can't move once they found a spot, her chirping and chattering is probably forcing the remaining two to hunker down tighter and all the harder to spot> Shushing Sweetie Belle after a rousing lecture about her favorite crayon, you hear a faint buzzing> looking up you see a particularly large preying mantis> with hooves> and a full Cutie-Mark Crusader cape, hanging upside down> as is the rest of her> You sigh wearily. Scootaloo has gotten stuck in a tree again.> At least you were always a pretty good climber.
anyone know the anime song played in here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIxI1eB2-voi want to listen to the full thing
>>13204198> "B-but camouflage is one of our Cutie Mark Crusader MERRRIIIT BADGES," she whines as you stuff her in a side-bag.> You bite your lip from saying something about Eagle Scouts being better, but still scold her for breaking the rules on 'hiding without unnatural cover'> apparently her sticking point is on leaves> You really don't care if you jostle her on a hard walk-climb up a rocky hill, hip pounding into the duffle bag> They're getting along famously inquiring where Apple Bloom must still be hiding> "Somewhere REAL good, she's GREAT at this game!" squeaked one - or the other> They're both so pitchy with excitement it's hard to tell without looking at their mouths moving> You're more concerned with what appears to be a boulder moving on tippy-toes across an open field> Looks like you have a cheater twice over to crack down on
>>13204226Why would you buy a toyota if you like animu?
I really want the series to end like this
>>13204247>mlp getting a good endingLOL
>>13204247Is she blushing because her rear is resting agaisnt her spine spike things?
>>13204233> You trounce faux-angrily across the field, making sure to bounce on your heel-strikes and jiggle the small equines in your pouch> Their piercing yelps appear to have startled the "boulder," now vectoring away at a good clip.> Thank goodness your legs are so much longer, you bear down on what appears to be paper-mache and terrified like Godzilla at a buffet> Hands clawed out, looking like the Devil himself> Both Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are positively screaming, pleading you not beat her or eat her or both> Children are so inventive, you think, as you grab the circular boulder prop on two sides and hold them above your head to examine the yellow tiny mare strapped in underneath> You were never told she had a frightened bladder> Then again, now it doesn't really need saying
>>13204277>she is getting repeatedly penetrated by Spike's spikes
>>13204286>he has no idea
>it feels like im disrespecting best pone with how awful my drawing skills are
>>13204279> She is mortified.> You are absolutely splattered in frightened child.> Sweetie and Scootaloo are positively staring at Applebloom, you can tell despite the wincing of your eyes against the salt spray.> On a better day on some alternative world - Hell, maybe back home on Earth - that wouldn't be a polite euphemism.> Today, however, you have to suck it up and apologize for frightening Applebloom, explain to everyone it's alright to get scared some time, and dig beneath Sweetie Belle's laughing frame in your duffel for some Wet Ones> To save on time you keep them all in bags, with Applebloom still cowering in her paper-machete "boulder" hugging your hip> She's remarkably quiet while the other two comment how cool it is to ride on a big ape spoiling for a fight> The explosion and fight sounds coming out their little cheeks almost make up for the cold wet cling of your shirt> But not quite the smell
>>13204326don't worry, your best pone is someone's worst pone, so it'll balance out
>>13204327> You bring them back to Sweet Apple Acres and make some excuse for Sweetie and Scoots to go on ahead to the kitchen - after all, freezer pops taste better then they're just a little thawed! "Pick me a cherry!" you say nonchalantly.> They bounce off in the direction of the main house, still abivver about "Anon and the paws and those JOINTS like CLAWS" in parallel with last week's nickelodeon monster show> You turn to Applebloom, who is still shaking, her fur and cape soaked with ... embarrassment> You steel yourself. There's only one way to do this, and you get one shot to not screw it up.> God help you if Applejack hears anything but applause and fireworks out of this> You're getting tired of mucking the barns> "I-it's okay, Applebloom," you rumble, "I have other shirts."> She sniffs, "Y-yeah."> You un-knot the cape and set it to the side, "And come to think of it, you do, too."> Applebloom quirks a brow, "W- Yes?"> "Yeah, jammies. Let's get you cleaned up."
Is there anybody out there?
Who is boop? I'm an ass at recognizing art styles.
>>13204403boop is aldente who changed names to lily who's now boop.
>>13204356I-It's over. They did it.
>>13204277>>13204286>>13204292Because i have nothing better todo
>>132043838/10 would read again when bored.Also learn to write Apple Bloom's name
>>13204434Haha oh god I love it
>>13204383> You take the small tub out of the paddock and fill it with the warm tap and some soap - just a bit. This was a rinse, not wash-day.> You make certain to leave it in the lee of the house away from the kitchen and living room windows, and place the soaked pony in a nice froth.> You give her a brush and a smile, "Be right back."> The stairs up to Applebloom's are only a few three-steps for you, and extracting Applebloom's nightwear only takes a few minutes> Just long enough to shout "IMPROMPTU PAJAMA PARTY" to delighted shrieks from the den> It gets in full swing easy enough, Applebloom much more sociable now that she smells like honey soap and fresh clothes> After picking a radio station and some popcorn, they settle in for their usual chatter> The smile hasn't quite left your face, or the cheer, whether or not you really care about Tony Bopper and his Orchestra. They're good kids.> When you take the hose to your pants, though ...> Fuckin' chore wheel.
How do I be an elder shitposter? Anyone got some tips?
>>13204438I know in-show it's two words, but Applejack is a liquor, "Applebloom" sounds like "an apple's bloom."I'll be sure to text-replace next time.
>>13204454Don't worry.Apple Bloom is retarded anyway and signed her letter to Celestia with one word. Stupid apple mud pony. Can't even write her name
>>13204416Oh... No wonder I couldn't recognize. I don't know them..
SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA
>>13204466Oh, that's true.Writing for the three of them is kind of difficult, especially given that "AiE" doesn't really have a family or surrogate bond with them exactlyThere is a right way and wrong way to treat kids, though. Getting pissed on can be a challenge, though.
Best I can do
>>13204515One of the first things I'd do if I got in Eqeustria is offer my babysitting services in exchange for a small bed in the boutique. Sweetie is adorable, so are the others, and that would give me points with Rarity
>>13204523hey, that's pretty good for a first try.and now learn anatomy and all that jazz.there's more info in the /art/ sticky
>>13204531> "What sort of skills do you have?"> "I can literally carry them under each arm or restrain them with only one hand."> It never occurs to you that there maybe three of them> Rarity probably did but really, really needed a sitter for spa day> Fortunately if you hook Scootaloo under the belly and lift with a cocked foot, she just stays stock still> She has since become your very favorite foot-warmer, albeit a chatty one
>>13204523>I will never draw well
>>13204558>Making this comment on that pictureDid you even look at the picture
>>13204523>tfw you will never casually draw qt pones for mulpg
>>13204555But really Element of Generosity. One of your best bets besides Fluttershy and Twilight. Help her around the shop and the CMC and she'll even give you some money to spend.
>>13204572She may be demanding, but you could always feign that you're best at sorting fabric and reaching the high shelves while she's busy with very close small stitch work.You'd be worth your height in gold
>>13204572>the money she gives you is stupid little>fuck>you can't even buy a sandwich with this>Raid for the jewl bin commences>no thats the pants drawer>why does rarity have a entire cabinet full of pants anwyway
>>13204247I love the shading on this artpiece. It reminds me of great artists.
>>13204543But what do I draw now
>>13204600your least favorite mane six from sideways view or 3/4
>>13204596> why does rarity have a entire cabinet full of pants anwywayBipeds are her fetish. Especially ones in tight leather pants. OILED leather pants. Or denim. Or khaki. She goes misty every time she considers non-pleated versus pleated.Unfortunately humans aren't her fetish.
>>13204600passed out boozepone
>>13204445>fanfi- I mean, great show. 9/10 would read again please pastebin
Jesus christ my table is covered in eraser residue
Has that one guy said what the problem with jap ponies was? Or is he still attention whoring?
Jesus christ my table is covered in sperm residue
>>13204670Aw, thanks Anon. A bit tired, but I can harvest it tomorrow for pastebinning. Headin' to bed.
>>13204708Maybe you should aim it elsewhere
>>13204727I spent at least 30 seconds trying to make that stick figure JUST to fucking ruse people and it doesn't come out rightgoddammit.
>>13204747I AM the 95%.
>>13204747I think it's an accurate representation of a normal deviantART signature.
>>13204747Serves you right, you adorable little angel
>>13204587Really I'd just be Spike 2.0Just that I'd also live with her. SUCK IT SPIKE
The irony here is that if this resume was properly formatted, and NOT full of academic self-congratulation (which doesn't count for piss) he'd probably be a great candidate.
>>13204456The fuck is this? Human Skeleton stuck in the back of a hippo?
>>13204867>that nameI'm not even gonna bother
>>13204882A submerged dead hippo. The only part that wasn;t submerged was eaten and only the bones remained
>>13204889Oh, thought that the decomposition went to work faster in air than on water.
>>13204901FUCK SCHOOLWORK ON THE THE GAME
>>13204901Yeah, I woke up super early today, and for about 30 seconds thought it was Saturday.The realization afterwards was...disheartening.
>>13204915FUCK THE GAMEWORK ON YOUR YOUR SCHOOL
>>13204931NIGGA WHEN YOU HAVE CUTE PONY ADVENTURES IN TEXT FORM YOU DON'T NEED FANCY SCMANCY SCHOOL OR EDUCATIONWORK ON THE GODDAMN GAME FUCK SCHOOL
>>13204931FIRST SCHOOLTHEN MAKE GAMETHEN FUCK BITCHES>I've been stuck between steps 2 and 3 for a few years now
>>13204901Suck for you, bruh>day off friday, all work from classes pushed to the week after next week
>>13204610>>13204612This came out terriblyMy impression of worst mane 6
>>13204901It's a dog eat dog world, friend.
>>13204901Dont go to school Klondork you need to make the cookies.
>>13204950SCHOOL WILL TEACH YOU WRITING AND MATH AND LOGICALL OF WHICH ARE NEEDED FOR CUTE PONY ADVENTURES IN TEXT
>>13204953>>13204950But anoni go to school TO make game
>>13204960HE KNOWS WRITINGTHAT'S ALL HE NEEDS FOR CUTE PONY ADVENTURES IN TEXTEVERYTHING ELSE IS ALREADY MADE>>13204961FINEYOU BETTER BE WORKING ON THE GAME DURING CLASS
>>13204957ponythe nose hole thing is inverted I think and the line below the ear needs to be erased, otherwise you are on your best way to brony fame and MLPG hateanons
what does it feel like to cuddle
>>13204994It feels like the blankets hugging you back.
1-3 Pony4-6 Jedi Outcast7-9 FEAR0 cheat at cookies
>>13204994It's really nice to run your hands over your boyfriend's abs and his pecs while you smell his hair and pull him closer
>>13205009become a jedi outcast and fear pony's cheating at cookies
>>13204981I knew I forgot to do something. It actually looks far better once that line is erased. Any other ideas for a pone for me to draw badly?
>>13205020>Cheated cookiesCheated cookies taste like shit. I'm never buying cookies from pony ever again
>>13204994It feels like happiness
>>13205032>>13205022>Not being a girl
>>13205046...You mean you guys aren't ponies?
>>13205062Yeah I'm a pony.Bark bark hiss, see I'm a pony, lets mate.
We need a mystery ponyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>13205062We're all little girls watching ponies.
I wish I had a boyfriendImagine having someone just like you to fuckSomeone you can really relate to
>>13205062>everyone in here is actually a girl>we are just pretending to be male to avoid creepersNice, a lesbian orgy doesn't sound as bad as a gay one
>>13205131Having a boyfriend isn't much different from having a girlfriend honestly. I guess the only real difference was my ex boyfriend played league with me and my ex girlfriend didn't.
>>13205152Tell that bitch she was a scrubThen tell your boyfriend that he has shit taste in vidya
>>13205160She played borderlands and Halo with me, that was pretty cool.
>>13205131They're just like womenIt's not the gender that makes it hardIt's the relationshipBut the sex is better and they play vidya so there's that
>>13205146>a gay orgy doesn't sound as bad as a gay one
>>13205185...Tell both that they are casual scrubs that have shit taste in vidya.
>>13205198Sorry, I assumed that gay was mostly used for homosexual men. What's the correct term?
>>13205192>implying all guys play vidya
>>13205211I'm just messing with you since gay is a blanket term for homosexual, but does refer to males most of the time
>>13205215Well more guys play vidya for their own genuine enjoyment than girlsAlso they cost less moneyLike way less money
Do all Minotaurs speak in the third person or is Iron Will just a retard in the minotaur community?Would explain how he got the "teaching ponies self-confidence" job.
>>13205228some girls don't cost money
>>13205232Minotaurs hate poniesIron Will was kicked out as a child because he didn't hate them and was raised by a goat family.Those goats that are always with him are his childhood friends from the goat village where he was raised.
>>13205228i suppose it's true in generali wouldn't make a very good boyfriend probably
>>13205232Speaking in 3rd person helps selling his brand
>>13205241Can you take a dick and cuddle?Then you'd be a fine boyfriend
>>13205254Where do I sign up?
>>13205254yesbut i have expensive taste in books. and food. but i'd cook anyway
>>13205116>you will never be the little girl
God, Mlpg is really slow right now. I guess it's pretty obvious I should have gone to sleep by now.
>>13205311but rarity is worst ponyand also shining armor
>>13205309Yeah it's depressingly slow tonight
>>13205202Is that ponka?>>13205309OR THAT YOU SHOULD DRAWHINT HINT WINK WINK
>>13205262At your local gay bar or online at grindr.com
>>13205323It is a mystery
>>13205323Ehhhhh, I haven't really been in the mood tonight. I didn't even play games I just watched a bunch of X-men.
>>13205323it is a mystery
>>13205338FINE THENBE THAT WAYDON'T EVEN DARE TO CALL BACK. WE'RE TROUGH. GOODBYE
>>13205346No pls, I-I didn't mean it!
>>13205358>>13205355who is this pony, it looks like a recolor of rarara but I've seen it everywhere.
>>13205358Platinum blond Rarity looks so fucking weird.
>>13205366If by "weird" you mean "hot", you're right
>>13205371Oh god. You're infected with Terse's opinion quality
>>13205374>Not liking master race rarara
>>13205374Where is Terse anyways?
>>13205376Nigga fuck you I'm a Rararafag and you insult her by liking that abomination
>>13205152>saine is gayWHAT
>>13205380Quit pony because Twilycorn.Personally I was sure that he'll return in S4 but after the Dooks incident with the Christmas Book I don't think he'll be back.>>13205387He's bi you faggot. Wait that technically makes him gay too so...nevermind
>>13205387IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENTNOW IS MY CHANCE
>>13205387I'm not gay I'm Bisexual. I've had both.
>>13205393>after the Dooks incident with the Christmas Book I don't think he'll be back.What?
>>13205387DudePretty much everyone here is gayDon't be surprised
>>13205401Drama and bitching months after it happened.
>>13205403i am only online gay not real gay
>>13205403I wish I could be gay. It seems like such a sweet deal
>tfw seriously writing fanfiction for the first timeI've gone mad, haven't I?