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We are a bastion of maturity and creativity

Old, evil horse: >>13193937
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Touch my wiener please.
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What episode?
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>>13197928

Steven Magnet is lacking in content.
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drawing in this style is much more fun
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>>13197941
ASS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLES
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>>13197928
Fleur de lis being slutty
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>>13197960
He's also lacking in time actually appearing in the freaking show
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>>13197928
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT0cYJp2D44
From 1:48 to 1:52
You know the part when those two mares look at each other.

The song is only great at the end when they slow down. The rest is meh
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>>13197975
I enjoy it.
Only 25? Hmm...
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>>13197963
PINKIE NO!

Or is he sad to see the customers casually eat his work?
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>>13197975
15
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>>13197975
It's a cute and simple style
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>>13197986
The problem with Raise This Barn was that it felt like they went: "People want an AJ song. Let's jam one into this AJ episode". Apples to the Core feels much more natural.
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>>13198008

at least SB takes requests
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>>13198021
>mewball doesnt take requests
0/10
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THE ONE TIME WE NEED SCRUFFY AND HE ISN'T HERE
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>>13198021
Mewball does too
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>>13197996
Nah, your first impulse was pretty spot on.

Except that she has two partners in crime now.
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>>13198020
Yeah but that one is more of a Apple Family song with Pinkie added there.
Most of Raise this Barn is AJ.

I don't think AJ will have her own song ever.
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>>13198048
Well, she probably just wanted to check up on them in a friendly visit.

Maybe she does house calls?
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>>13198021
>sb taking requests
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHA
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>>13198048
>filename
To make sure the babies don't get SIDS.
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>>13198070

He does, though
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>>13198071
I actually had a brother die of SIDS

No fun
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>>13197875
I was watching Blackadder the Third with a fren.
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>>13198042
Mewball's pones seem to suffer a lot from sameface.
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Which characters would you use gene samples from to create the ultimate life form non sexually?
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>>13198080
Exactly.
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>>13198076
I never see them. I'd ask but he'd just take a nap, then tell the thread later how he's feeling and that he didn't do anything all day.
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>>13198089
why are we talking about making ponies into Shadow the Hedghehog
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>>13198071
>Babies dead yet?
>N-no we were just about-
>Cause by now the babies usually dead, plus you got Pinkie here so I figured dead babies would be pretty much a given
>O-kay but the babies are fine see we just-
>Call me when the babies are dead!
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>>13198089
>non sexually?
Well, that limits it do the males...
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You know what I want? An AJ episode that's not her family or farm.

Really when you hear AJ all you can think is Apples, Apple Farm and Apple Family. You can't think just of Applejack.

I mean I understand that that's her biggest things but at this point the rest of the family is more interesting and entertaining than her.

She really reached the point where she's more of a supporting character alongside the Apple family rather than the main character in her own episodes.

They really need to do an episode where she does something on her own and isn't about the Farm or family.
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>>13198086
Anon, they're ponies. I have no idea what kind of facial diversity you're expecting here.
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>>13197975
I'd pay whatever she asks if it's the only way I'm gonna get it
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>>13198120

What if there's an episode about getting AJ to wash her smelly, smelly body?
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>>13198126
He might just be saying their expressions are kind of samey, but said it stupidly.
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>>13198120
Wasn't there a rodeo episode that was terrible?
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>>13198071
That's reasonable.

'Course, Redheart's got a social life, too. Maybe she's friends with Cup or Pinkie.
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>checking the derpibooru DNP list

>there is like maybe 4-5 decent artists in there

Why so many shitty/mediocre artists dislike having their art posted on other sites?
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>>13198120
The race episode was not about farming
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>>13198147
That's exactly what I'm saying.
I didn't think it would be that difficult to figure out.
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>>13198120
That'll be the episode she becomes an alicorn.
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>>13198120
Well, considering she's just a side character to Applebloom and Big Mac anyway, why should she get her own episode?
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>>13198005
I think it's kind of shitty
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>>13198152

I liked TLR

even without [REDACTED]
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>>13198157
Is your mom still making fun of you for finding horse porn on your tablet?
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>>13198169
Well you should probably learn to express yourself better anon.
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>>13198152
the rodeo episode was great, but aj was barely in it compared to the other ponies
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>>13198120
What can she do though. Lets look at Stare Master as a model to follow. Something realistic, yet not exactly expected of her. She's been shown to be good at baking in the past. Perhaps we can build off of that.
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>>13198157
Or she has no one because her job as a nurse consumes her life.
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>>13198158
maybe they realize their art is shit and dont want it spreading too far
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>>13198108
Don't you mean Cell?
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>>13198185
If I could reach through my monitor and slap you I would.
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>>13198082
Still an attention whore. You stick around because you crave the attention. Pathetic. Now all you do is draw fetish because you're losing poeple. That and copy other poeple's art.
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>>13198166
Yeah but that was shared with Dash.
And that's the only one. Okay there's LBYS too but that's all.
So if you take her episodes, the Apple family episodes and the episodes she shares with another pony you have only 2 episodes that aren't like that.

>>13198197
Maybe a baking contest? She could be teamed up with Pinkie too.
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>tfw jessy horse is dead
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>>13198214
?
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>>13198220
If people could slap through electronics I get the feeling we'd all be dead. You sound angry anon, try watching some ponies, or posting some ponies, or doing something other than bitching.
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>>13197960
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You get to go to equestria but in order to do it you must eat your waifu/favorite pony. nobody would be the wiser, but she won't be there when you arrive or ever.

Do you do it?
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>>13198221
I draw fetish cause it's fun.
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>>13198233
Didn't Applebuck Season imply she was some sort of awesome baker, and that's why Pinkie wanted her help? That character aspect went kinda nowhere.
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>>13198086
All his ponies look the same. Why would he bother trying learning anything out of his comfort zone if what he's doing is working for him.
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>>13198257

>those fucking wings

nnnnope
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>>13198233
The best episodes are ones where the spotlight is not all one one character, I'd rather have more of those.
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>>13198252
You're right, we would be all dead. I just might strangle you.
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>>13198257
>mlp will never be a mahou ponoe anime
I'm legitimately sad
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>>13198277
She's baked a lot of apple treats loads of times
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>>13198285
I agree. Except for SfS. That's the exception. That episode is just great.
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>>13198286
What if I stuck my penis up to the monitor? Would you strangle it?
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>>13198272
Right Right.
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>>13198233
Baking contest could be a good idea. Although it's just really fucking hard to break out of the applesapplesapples mindset when it's in her name!

What if: She's going to visit family on her own in Appleoosa or whatever. She gets on the wrong train and ends up in Canterlot. She has to manage on her own there. She does odd jobs or something just like in Dodge Junction.
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>>13198277
She baked a few times. Or was shown cooking. But it was always just a few seconds so it's there but just not important.
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>>13198203
Oh, pshaw. I saw this one show this one time and nurses totally have free time for personal lives until an emergency comes in right when something romantic starts happening and they have to cover for someone else who didn't make it in.

So Redheart's probably got a hobby or something. Maybe she likes reading.
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>>13198300
Which episode is that. Too many damn acronyms nowadays
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>>13198318
Even so, it doesn't play up that she's good at it. That one episode made it seem like she was fucking awesome at it, and after that, it's just something she can do
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>>13198318
That was her purpose in the wedding, catering the thing. I'd like to see it expanded on.
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>>13198303
I'd cut it off.

Maybe you'd stop talking about it so much if you didn't have it anymore.
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>>13198343
Suited for success aka the best episode in the show with the best song in the show
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>>13198341
>nurse redheart joins shining armor and cadence for secret sessions of hyperspace hyperwars
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>>13198197
but that was a bad episode
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>>13198362
Don't want to stop bitching don't want to give me a handjob, you're pretty much the most useless anon here.
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>>13198269
I don't think I could fit celestia in my mouth
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>>13198272
>Tumor fetish
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>>13198341
Was this nurse, by any chance, be Dominican and have a black surgeon as a husband, who hangs out with a jew who gets yelled at by a ginger on a daily basis?
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>>13198380
Oh you poor baby.
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>>13198233
>Baking contest

>Pinkie Pie and Applejack are the popular picks to win this year
>But there's a new dark horse joining in to everyone's surprise: Twilight
>"Twilight, you can bake?"
>"I've studied numerous books of the fundamentals of culinary theory."
>"But can you bake?"
>"In theory...."
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>>13198374
I disagree that it's a bad episode. The point I was trying to make was that it took Fluttershy out of her comfort zone and managed to be a Fluttershy episode that isn't about:

a) Animals
b) overcoming shyness
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>>13198387
>Not taking the Sun into your mouth
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>>13198370
>>13198383

People really cosplay those edgy as fuck youtube videos?
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Well I was going to try and write something tonight.

But then stupidity happened and I realized it would be wasted on this crowd.
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>>13198397
thanks
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>>13198257
The fuck kind of wings are those?
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>>13198409
but the episode was about fluttershy overcoming her shyness to deal with animals
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>>13198291
>flash animation
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>>13198400
Why couldn't they just, I dunno, use a real chainsaw?
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>>13198389
fyousayso
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>>13198412
You haven't seen the naked Derpy/Chrys yet have you
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>>13198434
Too cumbersome/expensive?
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>>13198426
B-but she doesn't know anything about animals...
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>>13198312
That could be fun but the only way they could do it is the classic "she sucks, no one likes her doing the farm way, she does it anyway and everyone goes OH DEAR SHE'S DOING IT THE RUSTIC WAY, WHAT A NOVELTY LET'S ALL DO IT" but the Canterlot Elite isn't that kind of classic rich guy sterotype.

But we could set it in Manehatten instead.
She plans to visit the Oranges. She forgets her money on the train instead and can't borrow from the Oranges since they're out of town. So she has to get a jub. At first she tries being all fancy again but she hates it and doesn't work at all and then we have the story from before.
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>>13198396
I don't know about you, but I'd love to eat Twilight's pie.
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>>13198440

Generally I like to avoid these types of things.
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>>13198439
gross
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>>13198370
Absolutely not
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>>13198434
Would you take a functional chainsaw to a cosplay contest?
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>>13198447
I think you can rent a chainsaw form Home Depot.
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>>13198426
I see it more about her being a babysitter.
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i wish I was cloudchaser
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I'm a total slave for donkey cocks!
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>>13198468
This is not pony, post it elsewhere
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>>13198447

Too cumbersome to hold for a photo?

Also they don't need to buy a new one, they could probably find a free broken one on craigslist or something and paint any effects on it that they want.
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>>13198464
Maybe.
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>>13198397
What is that weird pose the ponies do with their legs like that sometimes
It's weird
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>>13198464
>>13198481

Then use a broken one.
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>>13198478
his art doesn't get a reaction elsewhere

if you stopped replying, he'd leave
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>>13198449
That would be fun. What if she spent the whole episode trying to track down the Oranges while exploring the big city on her own?
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>>13198484
shouldn't she fall over?
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Please stop.
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>>13198490
what a pathetic fucking loser, GG was spot on about him being a coward
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>>13198471
>you will never be cloudchaser
>you will never get to tease rumble sexually
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>>13198495
Unless she was really leaning to the left she should. I never noticed that before.
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>>13198474
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>>13198483
>>13198489
I'd still get ticked off about it, also yeah, using a prop one could be lighter to pose on photos and stuff.

I'm just paranoid about being around objects that could potentially kill you or harm you superbad
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Goddammit, anytime I try to model pony eyes in 3ds max they look buggy like alien eyes, and any time I try to sculpt them by hand in zbrush it just looks like lumpy shit.
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>>13198486
>>13198494
kill me
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>>13198498

The joke is that GG is exactly the same
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>>13198396
I liked that Rarity x Twilight cooking combo.
Twilight's food is GOAT since in the end it's just chemistry but it looks like complete shit.
So in comes Rarity making all the food look like a piece of art.
Also they don't have anything to contradict over. They both are organized, tidy, neat, OCD unicorns. They cant have a conflict. They may be a boring combo comapred with oters like AJXPinkie, PinkieXRarity, PinkieXFluttershy, AJXRarity but honestly that's what makes me love it so much.

Sometime simple, working happily togheter to overcome a big problem is better than having to overcome eachother's differences just to work together you know?

Big external conflict is better than a big internal conflict that needs to be passed and have the external conflict almost nonexistent after they start working together.
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>>13198518
If Sweetie did this to surrogate for another couple, I don't think I could contain this boner
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>>13197986

Why can't I into small filesize?
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>>13198528
they say "takes one to know one"
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Guys

Earth ponies are basically pony shaped people.

>no magic or wings
>just hooves that magically grab things, can play stringed instruments
>most common profession in their 19th/early 20th century tech society: farmer
>other common professions: bureaucrat, business owner, salespony, artist, athlete, having lots of money
>do most of the expansion and settling
>the most racist
>the most annoying
>the dumbest dumbs
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>>13198533
Please stop spamming that image AppleDan
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>>13198528
GG isn't a coward though.
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>>13198521
I take it you're not a gun owner then.
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>>13198533
This is not pony, post it elsewhere
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>>13198545
But I'm not AppleDan.
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>>13198544
But they are magic. They still got those gay ass cutie marks and can grow things super good.
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>>13198522
most 3-d pony models seem like they're trying to be as uncanny valley as possible
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>>13198544
>Earth ponies are basically pony shaped people.
welcome to 2010
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>>13198556
This is a guy who knows what he likes and isn't afraid to admit it.

this guy is alpha as fuck.
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>>13198559
> pony must be pony pony
You haven't been here long, have you?
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>>13198179
how so?
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>>13198528

I don't understand your thought process
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>>13198559
personhorses are allowed
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I really DID like the idea of /b/linker pony
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>>13198440

Those are cosplay deviants

They get paid for that, so they are not particularly shocking
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>>13198562
We grow things super good too.

Have you ever heard of a wizard being able to grow things other than mushrooms and nightshade?
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>>13198559
Pony, you say?

Remember, you asked for this.
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>>13198559
Stop being so butthurt Ross
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>>13198573
And the brony who wears a pony shirt is a spaghetti filled fuck who still lives with his parents.
Japan:1 Atheists:0
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>>13198588
don't forget wolfsbane
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>>13198580
those are bad personhorses
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>>13198587
>tattoos

0/10
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>>13198587
I've never had a wig turn my stomach before, but here we are.
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>>13198591
lewd
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>>13198607
>wig
That's her hair
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>>13198607
yep
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>>13198587
Does he hair go full blond when she powers up?
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>>13198597
tongue in cheek commentary is only funny when you're not part of the grim reality
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>>13198531
So more episodes like Show Stoppers?
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>>13198617
That's a wig. She's wearing it over what seems to be natural black hair.
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>>13198626
LET ME LIVE IN MY DELUSION!
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"Wanderlust", the very first Wonder Over Yonder doujin was released yesterday.

It was Yaoi
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>>13198147
i agree
i kind of only draw ponies for fun when i don't want to do serious stuff. But perhaps i'll look up some animation things and maybe change it up instead of taking requests one day or something


Anyway, IT Crowd stram is going to be at ~11 pm PST, for those who care
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>>13198637

That Flutters looks as constipated as this one
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>>13198531
>All of the mane 6 in a baking contest
>Twilight is professional, meticulouse and has everything out like clock work
>But she follows the recipes to the letter and is unable to make necessary adjustments or stand out
>Rarity has a discriminating eye and nimble magic work to make some of the most elegant and elaborate pastries
>All one of them. In three hours.
>Pinkie's treats are to die for
>Literally. A judge took one bite and was rushed to the hospital due to rapid onset diabetes.
>Applejack's apple turnovers have no equal
>But all her treats are just variations on apples, which is monotonous and boring
>Dash doesnt bake. Too girly
>Fluttershy is scared to use an oven.
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>FiM
>TM
>AbS
>GtBO
>BB
>DS
>LBYS
>BG
>SotC
>WWU
>CotC
>FWF
>SfS
>FPK
>SR
>SM
>SS
>ADaPS
>GIYC
>OaB
>ABitH
>OWTEW
>PoO
>BNE
>RoH
>LZ
>LE
>SS
>CP
>MtBPW
>MMDW
>SaE
>SoME
>HWE
>FAD
>BC
>TLR
>SSCS6K
>RiaW
>HaH
>AFI
>PYHD
>IAT
>DQ
>HF
>PC
>MotFE
>ACW
>TCE
>TMPP
>OBA
>MD
>SiP
>WA
>AFR
>SaYS
>KCaFO
>JFS
>GPP
>MMC
>>
http://rt.com/news/atheists-more-intelligent-religious-433/

How euphoric is twilight?
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>>13198644
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I'm not hype for season 4

Is that bad?
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>>13198670
>RT
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>>13198587
I'm still surprised we don't have a porn parody
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>>13198670
Ecstatic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGK84Poeynk
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How old was Fluttershy when she had her first abortion?
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>>13198551

>GG isn't a coward though
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>>13198660
Would you live in ponyville if pony was this size?
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>>13198666
What is this autism?
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>>13198674
Yes. Consult a doctor.
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>>13198644
i'm actually curious, that's significantly faster than MLP got a doujin, has mlp increased the nips acceptance of western cartoons?
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>>13198695
17.

It was a bad scene.
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>>13198670
Someone draw Twilight with an ahegao face laying in a pile of fedoras.
STAT!
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>>13198702
It's the acronyms for the episodes in episode order
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>>13198695

She's only had one

You might be thinking of Rarity
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>>13198707
There's been quite a bit of hype, and it was announced in some detail at D23. Japanese artists are fucking crazy about Disney sometimes.
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>>13198644
Fucking lol
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>>13198652
anon is full of bullshit

Whenever you draw good ponies like bonbon your sameface syndrome melts away

But you draw pretty much everyone else like you draw lyra. Maybe you need to get in touch with their personalities more.
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>>13198697
got some facts to back that up or are you just going on a gut feeling
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>>13198700
That just makes them cuter. and tighter.
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>>13198697
ross doesn't wear a name because he's a coward and knows that everyone will filter him straight away. GG wears his name. He's not a fucking coward.
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>>13198637
Is she chewing something?
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>>13198571

Well here's a few shots.
I've posted this same model plenty of times, I keep trying to work on it a bit at a time but these eyes are by far the most difficult to pull off so I keep losing interest again and again. Almost every attempt I've tried has ended up looking something like this.

That patch on the ass is just where the cutiemark would be.
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>>13198717
Yeah, lets not.
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>>13198719
Oh, how many has Rarity had?
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>>13198652
Don't listen to MLPG they give good advice but in a bad way
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>>13198652
>Stram is getting earlier

YUS, MORE SLEEP TONIGHT
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>>13198723
This is one of his drawings where I like his expressions.
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>>13198743

Let's just say stem cells would be hard to research if not for Rarity

she's a hero sort of
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>>13198738
>Sectoid Commander
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>>13198738
if you don't mess up the face, it should be fine
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Sweetie Spike is both adorable and canon.

Post all the sweetie spike you got
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>>13198757
I like smug lyra
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>>13198738
Those eyes stare into my soul
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>>13198748
The way AJ is protecting Applebloom makes it seem like she's the kinda homophobe who thinks all homosexuals are child molestors
>>
What a load of horse shit
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>>13198748
I love butts
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>>13198771
Just like a true American!
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>>13198691

soon
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>>13198768
>spike's silver trophy.gif
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>>13198748
Sleepless in Ponyville was the best episode of Season 3.
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>>13198635
Not the best example but yeah.

Look take TLR as an example.
The other five go looking for AJ. When they find her they use Pinkie's strength to make AJ retrun.

Look the main problem with these shows is that when you need an episode focusing on two character the easiest way to make it is put two characters that don't fit together and make them overcome a challenge.

Now the thing is that in this situation everyone focuses on the conflict between the two characters instead on the external challenge.
So the writer focuses only on that. Add in the time limit and we always get 90% of the episode is them arguing and then working together, in the end trivializing the big problem they had to overcome by resolving it in a minute.

This isn't bad on itself but because it's more easy to write it's overused.
It's harder to write a story where the characters are best buddies from the start and all the focus is them working together to overcome the big challenge that gets harder and harder.
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>>13198784
But Anon, that's "a true Russian."
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>>13198768
>Duplicate File Entry
Fuck, hang on
>Duplicate File Entry

Goddammit
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>>13198757
Too bad the concept makes no sense without proper context

>Some short guy walks up to two ponies and just picks one of them up
>She acts like a tsundere stereotype
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tfw everything i say has gone through 7-8 mental filters and is only a watered down tasteless version of what i wanted to say
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>>13198791
How dare you, Sweetie is more than just second place! She is the true prize.
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>>13198723
yes
>>13198745
i agree, but i know I typically do similar expressions because it's never something i really tried to change much. Although part of it is because i tend to draw similar situations, it couldn't hurt to try and add a little more variety in there.
>>13198804
its supposed to be implied she hurt her leg by the bandage there
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>>13198769
I like that Bonbon.
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>>13198812
fag
>>
>unlock supply closet downstairs
>find Pinkie Pie tied up and naked
>she's still alive, but judging by the look in her eyes, someone drugged her

What do?
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>Your dreams have come true and you live with pony
>Everything is going great
>But......you never really noticed how HUGE their eyes are. They're nearly as big as your head.
>You can HEAR her blink
>Sitting with her, snuggling
>BLINK. BLINK BLINK.
>Eating at the table
>BLINK. BLINK.
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>>13198790
I saw their booth at Anime Expo
Dem some qts
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>>13198804
>hello I'm blind
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>>13198757
>that hand placement

I unf everytime
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>>13198813
I gotta admit, the cracky voice is cute.

But she'll grow out of that, and have no redeeming qualities.
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>>13198820
I want you to draw a breakup.

Stretch your potential.
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>>13198829
>get aroused
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>>13198812

I don't know that feel

Everything I say has gone through 7-8 mental filters and is an improved version of what I wanted to say
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>>13198810
>dat loop-de-hoop
Applebloom was getting it in.
>dat ship
nice try
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>>13198825
Untie her.
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>>13198820
The way you shade makes it impossible to tell if it's actually a bandage

Pls revamp shading technique
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>>13198836
He's feeling her ponut
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>>13198837
>no redeeming qualities
Other than being a musical sensation, you mean.
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>>13198757
>Remove hand.
>Have to support her weight using crotch instead.

I'm onto you, Bonbon.
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>>13198829
nothing a good skullfucking won't handle
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>>13198724

Hey, did we use facts to hate on the other tripfags?
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>>13198825
Untie her, figure out where the closest doctor is.

Be sure to ask some friends along in case this doctor was in fact the one to drug her.
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>>13198837
>she'll

I've got some bad news for ya
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>>13198837
Just like what happened with Dash?
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>>13198796
Agreed
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>>13198825

Wonder how I got a basement? Seriously, how did someone just add a floor to my house?
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>>13198850
I guess if you like that kinda thing.
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>>13198851
don't deny her this anon
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>>13198801
>Implying filthy ruskies are American.
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>>13198798
The only character pairs that would work like that is Rarity with Twilight and AJ with Fluttershy and in the second case only if it's related to farm animals.
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>>13198856
was it less retarded then?
i don't quite recall
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>>13198829
>BLINK BLINK
>"But I'm the niiiiight"
>it sounds like squelching
>jesus fuck
>BLINK
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>>13198888
> implying filthie Ruskies haven't predicated their "anti-pedofil" legislation on the belief that gays are all child predators
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>>13198825
Untie her after snuggling her a little first
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>>13198856
Facts?

No, not really.
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>>13198901
I used to be able to hear my eyelids close.

Thank god for progressive hearing loss.
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>>13198825

Touch her lewdly before she sobers up

then get her help
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>>13198825
Untie her and take her to the hospital.
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>>13198889
>AJ with Fluttershy

Those two still have fucking nothing together except for off screen time in Dragonshy
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So has anyone tried this?
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beloved tomboyish pony daughter
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>>13198864
Good point.

Also, this is why I don't pay for a 4chan pass.
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>>13198825
Release her, take her home, and make her eat an entire bowl of eggs.
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>>13198873
i hated this part. and pretty much every part with Scootaloo in it. Nigga fuck Scootaloo
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>>13198930
And that 2 minutes with the beaver
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>>13198935
>tfw you will never steal Dash's panties from the hamper
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>>13198935
daughter you say
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>>13198955
>implying she doesn't wear boxers
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>>13198950
What did you just say about Best Character?
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>>13198829
>Pony keeps rubbing her eye near you
>"Are you ok?"
>"Yeah, but I think I got something in my eye and its driving me crazy!"
>"Ok, le tme see."
>She forces her eye open for you to insepct
>"You see anything?"
>"Y-yeah."
>"Could you get it for me please?"
>You gently brush a shoe out of her eye
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>>13198935
And now it's playing in my head
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Has anyone seen the FIM from other countries?

How are their dubs?
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>>13198901
Jesus christ. get out my face, Sauron. This crap is what i think about everytime i see a Mewball drawing. No offense, Mewball
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why doesn't pinkie pie have any real friends
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>>13198968
>satyrs

Pls dont
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>>13198980
Jap dub is popular
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>>13198985
If it weren't for the EoH, Pinkie would be a NEET.
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>>13198955
You reminded me of this time when I was namefagging.
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>>13198985
She's just on good terms with a lot of people.
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>>13198889
Yes I know.

I kinda have hope that we'll get one of those combos in S4 since Larson isn't on the writing team.

Don't get me wrong I love Larson but he himself says that he sees the show more like a sitcom than anything else so getting him to write that kind of episode is impossible.

Since he's off, other writers will get more episodes, which means there's a bigger chance versus the guaranteed 0% chance with Larson.
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>>13198985
She's a sociopath
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>>13198990
i kno rite

Centaurs are bette
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>>13198980
russian fluttershy is cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSR8JadZx54

Japponies are fun though
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>>13199003
Sweet grief

I want to nuzzle that RIGHT NOW
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>>13199011
>centaurs

Pls not
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>>13198985
Any real friends she makes she ends up mutilating in her basement to make a dress out of their cutie marks!
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>>13198981
>This crap is what I think about every time I see a pony
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>>13198973
Nigga fuck Scootaloo
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>>13199003

>people don't constantly imagine panties after a long soccer match

I don't want to live their hells
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>>13198999
She works for room and board in Sugarcube.
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>>13198955
u-unf
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>>13199014
Ura!
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>>13198990
I think it's tiiiime
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>>13198930
Does anyone have the larger version of the Pinkie and Twilight one? I remember it being a part of a set and they were the leftovers but I don't remember who drew it and stuff.
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>>13199011
satyrs a shit
centaurs a super shit
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>>13198796
So moe, gunna, die....
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P-PLEASE

IT'S BEEN ALMOST A MONTH
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>>13199040
...What happens when a satyr fucks a satyr?
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You can go to Equestria

But you can never walk again
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>>13199037
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0rneH6UUVY
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>>13199040
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>>13199064
Pure pony, pure human or another satyr
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>>13199064
75% chance of satyr baby
12.5% chance of human baby
12.5% chance of pony baby
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>>13198973
Mah Nigga
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>>13199040
I've seen that satyr through around a lot. If Anon is the father, which pony is the mother?
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>>13199064
... I'm guessing a Satyr?

Unless they're infertal.
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>>13199065
find Hodor pony
Profit
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>>13199075
Just what kinds of research has Twilight done on her husband to write that book?
>>
http://www.livestream.com/jjartchannel

Holy shit he's the most nasal spastic dipshit I've seen in ages.
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>>13199064
25% chance of human, 25% chance pony, 50% chance satyr.
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>Satyrs
See you later MLPG
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>>13199092
>big mac
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>>13199065

Does that mean I can be the Flash AND be in Equestria?
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>>13199084
The one on the left is pogo, the son of anon and pinkie
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>>13199065
so are my legs useless, or is it a magic curse that means i have to run everywhere or crab walk instead of walking.

its very important, i need legs for my job.
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>>13199064
Could be a satyr, pony, or human, but it doesn't matter here because Pogo is queerer than Steven Magnet fucking Hoity Toity.
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Human should not breed with xeno
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>>13199059
I read this shit yesterday
uuuuuunnnfffffffff
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>>13199104
Me-

>Darf fic

welp
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>>13199092
wouldn't that be like... any pony, since you know... they're ponies... and you just ride em?
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>>13199114
What about the one on the right?
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>>13199119
No, Rarity's child is the gay one

Pogo is whatever the artist/writer wants
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>>13199081
> babs realizes her budding sexuality during this blank-flank bump
> It quickly devolves into heavy spanking, well before she's equipped to ask someone else to do it for her
> Manages to wrangle a machine out of the CMC for "training," with never-ending spanking gloves on a wheel
> It always seems to have a musky ... puddle right in front of it
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>>13199119
How does a child know their sexuality?
Or what that even is?
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>>13199084
You don't mean this one do you. I'd assume not.
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>Twilight makes 6 friends in a day
>you make 0 friends in 3 years

suicide seems like a better and better option every day that passes
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>>13199127
>implying
I already talked with Twilight
Magic treatment nigga.
Now instead of not being capable of having children with ponies I can have baby ponies. If I want.
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>>13199116
They are non functional

If you try to get someone to magic them better they fall off.

You're new job is a door mat
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>>13199139
That would be "Hope" the one who started it all

She's lyra's.
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>>13199127
this reminds me of a book i read called "All Tomorrows"
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>>13199141
Garrett is alternately hot for Rarity and Cinnamon Cider.

He just likes to crossdress.
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>>13199147
I do. I've never seen a color picture of her before.
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>>13199062
I love that font GG uses for Rarity, helps me read it in her voice and looks nice besides
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>>13199139
Take a guess.
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>>13199132
I FUCKING KNOW

>“Make it happen, Rarity,” Applejack growled, tensing harder than she had all day. She cupped her hands behind Rarity’s head, mindful of her hair. “Agh! Suck it outta me!”
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>>13199146
Characters can be labelled throughout their entire livelihoods. It's known by the collaborators he'll come out as gay as a young adult.

He's not gonna be pounding pert pony plot pussy unless under extreme duress.
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>>13199156
can i get magic wings in equestria? or prosthesis?
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>>13199162
Oh yeah, but he spaghettii's right the hell out around cinnamon
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>>13199150
Where's celestia when you need her?
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>>13199167
How pathetic is it that I want this more then anything?

Not even sexual. Just nice cute pony laying on top of me, ready for sleep
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>>13199180
She's just 9mm away.
>>
>fuck your pone waifu
>nine months later
>anthro abomination straight out of kingcheetah art
>fuck everything
>give up on life
>name it lightning eridan von wolfrun sergal III
>raise it to spike and dye its hair
>buy it nothing but capes, fedoras, and pirate costumes
>give it a giant sword for its coming of age birthday
>kill self
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>>13199180
Waiting for the day she can claim your heart.
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>>13199176
Trying to add or remove any limbs will result in permanent diarrhea
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>>13199174
extreme duress is a confusing time in a young man's life.
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>>13199150
FiM is a TV show, anon
Just find people with common interests and lower your standards a tad. That's what I do; I'm not sure what else I ought to say.
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>>13199187
Well, not really at all. It would be...nice. And cozy.
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>>13199187
Super pathetic.
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>>13199203
I didn't know gunplay was often used during "the awkward years."
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>>13199200
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0
>>
Would everypony you rescue become a playable character?
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>>13199199
>Lightning Eridan von Wolfrun Sergal III

That's a pretty good name.
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>>13199209
>editing out the lower right panel

Twilight Sparkle has needs and you are not fulfilling them.
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>>13199200
But my heart belongs to another..
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>>13199216
>No art of Daring Doo stapling her hat onto her head in frustration.
>>
I'd have friends, but I'm just too lazy to make a tulpa
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>>13199225
Pony is not for sexual
>>
Will there ever be a male alicorn?
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>>13199199
don't forget writing a memoir
>how to give up on life
before killing yourself
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>>13199236
Saying things like that is exactly why Twilight Sparkle will never cuddle with you.
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>>13199225
It feels kinda out of place compared to the others
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>>13199236
But they're so good at it...
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>>13199220
What if you had a hybrid abomination daughter and named her sonic

What if she lived up to the name
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>>13199230
>Daring Doo throws down her hat in frustration
>It bounces right back onto her head
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>>13199239
alternatively, keep a diary throughout the entire ordeal, and they'll make a book out of it once they find it
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>>13199236
And you're so very certain you know and own a fictional woman's sexuality you deny its existence.

Fucking wonderful.
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>>13199250
Not really, it fits in perfectly.
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>>13199169
>where it was leading with rara and dash
myboneristhebonerthatwillpiercetheheavens.jpg
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>>13199236
I have many pictures of ponies saying the opposite. But it's mostly applebloom and rumble.
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>>13199248
Twilight sparkle is a shitty pony anyways.
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>>13199257
I'll wonder how an eggshaped humanoid got in Eqeustria
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>satyrs
Hi MLPG
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>>13199257
having speed as her game?
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>>13199257
Try to pop out another hybrid abomination daughter and name her Tails.
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>>13198763
>>13198764
>>13198770

Made a quick texture for the eyes.
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>>13199248
>Pony makes you sex just to cuddle

Is this what it feel like to be a women?
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>>13199263
All the others are about them being equal, and the last one is all "pet me like a kitty you bitch!"
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>>13199279
Do some centaurs now.
Start 2 fads for the sake of 1.
>>
Would you ever date another MLP fan?
How about a /mlp/ user?
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>>13199288
Why do the eyes pop out of the head so much
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>>13199279
hahaha

heya
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>>13199288
Looks a little mousy
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>>13199263
Must like his penis
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>>13199260
>implying she wouldn't join in
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>>13199213
so that's what you meant? i thought you meant general duress
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>>13199279
Hey
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>>13198670
Don't you think it's kind of unreasonable to draw Twilight out as an atheist, considering equestria lives under a demigod ruler-ship in the first place, and the events at the end of Feeling Pinky Keen?
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>>13199262
>and you're so very certain that you're not a furfag that you do not want to engage in sex acts with a member of another species
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>>13199292
and this is a bad thing?
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>sunset satan will never impale you on her gigantic cock
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>>13199292
>about them being equal

actually all of them are about having a loving physical relationship
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>>13199259
I'd still like to see this done as Daring Doo.

Not even animated, just the frowny face.
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>>13199279
Where are our half-gryphons and Zumans?
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>>13199288
Maybe the ears should be farther forward on the head? The muzzle might be a bit small too.
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>>13199300
Maybe. Depends on how autistic she is.
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>>13199279
What if oppai loli sweetie belle satyr
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>>13199325
Fuck, I'm literally crying now. Thanks a lot, jerk.
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damn, she really enjoys the attention
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>>13199294
I like centaurs more but when you stop to think about them, they're really creepy

They have anywher from 6 to 8 limnbs. If they stood on their hind legs, they'd be freakishly tall
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>>13199294
>centaurs
terrible
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>>13199311
Extreme duress means, say, under pain of death.

General duress is teen-ager "LIFE ISAHAAARD"

That's why I said extreme.
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>>13199324
It feels weird and out of place with the others

It's a fine image but it's better on its' own
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>>13199300
if i found out the only girl i actually want to date was one, i wouldn't mind
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>>13199279
Draw Lyra showing Hope the video of her birth.
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>>13199315
But she wants to, you're both over the age of consent, and celestia and the emprah both say it's alright
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>>13199279
marker satyr kid when
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>>13199059
>>13199059
>13199059
>>13199059
>>13199059
LINK
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>>13199360
But who fucked Marker
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>>13199344
Think she likes sexual attention?
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>>13199313
Well the FPK is more interpretative than that.
Also I don't know if the notion of religion really exist there. Or has the same definition like ours.

I mean Greek mythology would fit. It would be possible in Equestria and Twilight wouldn't dismiss it. But things like Christianity and Islam? I doubt Twilight would believe those.
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>>13199360
Never considering Marker is a virgin.
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>>13199360
Marker is too young for kids

gloomy satyr when?
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>>13199366
/mlpg/ ran a train on Marker Pony.
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>>13199315
>nd you're so very certain that you're not a furfag
man the furfaggotry is strong with this one
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>>13199366
We all did

No one knows who's the father
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>>13199300
>implying standards
I don't see why not. I have IRL friends who watch the show, too: it's probably not that big of a difference.
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>>13199315
If I had the option of sticking with my own species, I probably would.

Stuck on another planet or reality for months to years? Everyone has their limits.
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>>13199345
yea, and think about where their penises would be. It means 2 in a weird situation. Not to mention 2 hearts and other things
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>>13199366
Male Marker.
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>>13199343
"He thinks he can take me, how cute"
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>>13199384
>On a very special episode of Springer...
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>>13199375
Gloomy is a very pretty pony. Top tier for cuddles.
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>>13199301
>>13199304
>>13199336

Thanks, I'll keep it in mind for tomorrow.

I haven't slept in two days so I'm off to bed for now.

Also I tried just putting just eye decals on the head and it just seemed way off somehow. I'll try to make them less buggy though.
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>>13199374
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>>13199365
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>>13199400
her transformation sequence was pretty cool though.
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>>13199380
>>13199384
>On a very special episode of MLPG
>A hundred anons all line up for a paternity test
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>>13199414
she is pure maiden
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>>13199313
>demigod ruler-ship

But they don't
>>
Ponies actually ascend to godhood when they get their cutie marks, becoming masters of their domain backed by passive or active magical abilities.

Although a farmer can grow and harvest grain, he can never do it as well or in the same adverse conditions as the goddess of the fields.
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>>13199393
So. Masturbation, or incest?
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pink ponies should only have sex with other pink ponies so as to preserve breed purity
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>>13199418
just punch the name into fimfiction's search bar you lazy twat
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>>13199414
Well there was that one time when she and /b/read fooled around.
But that was kinda rape...
And it doesn't count if they are both mares.
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Milky-Way-the-Galaxy-Girls-doll-handmade-by-Lauren-Faust-/231042791312
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>>13199421
I'm here for the gangbang
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>>13199407
>going to sleep
Night
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>>13199365
>>13199418
Right here
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/120718/spring-has-sprung
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>>13199427
*************************************************************
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>>13199365
>>13199418
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/120718/spring-has-sprung
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>>13199393
>>13199439
That wouldn't create a satyr anyway.
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>>13199356
Well, if you put it that way I might fuck twilight
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>>13199429
By most mythologies' standards Celestia and Luna are gods
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>>13199439
Masturbation.
Nulls any pregnancy.

They still argue over who made who cum first.
Ends in slap fight.
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>>13199439
>selfpregnation
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>>13199421
>there's no audience
>the stands are filled with anons, tripfags, drawfriends, and shitposters
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>>13199366
isaac
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>>13199452
Why is Celestia so strung?
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>>13199446
>Lauren Faust made a plushie of that crotchboobs OC
>she's selling it used
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>>13199446
>Lauren will never sell Milky Way & The Galaxy Girls tv show
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>>13199470
>Ends in Boop Fight
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>>13199464
Also the pony race, the zebra race, the buffalo race, the griffon race, the diamond dog race, the minotaur race, the plants, the other animals, the rocks, and the entirety of Equestria Girls.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxcP7TRY178
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Why aren't you free, MLPG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bek1y2uiQGA
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>>13199457
Anything's possible with a little magic.
>>13199490
>
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>>13199464
And so are you.
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>>13199482
>Buy it.
>Get it home.
>Open box.
>Grab doll.
SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>13199343
>tfw no qt3.14 8 ft tall demon gf
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>>13199427
>maiden
http://i.imgur.com/n9E7PLq.gif

Doesn't look like something a pure maiden would do
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>>13199349
i gotcha
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>>13199507
That's gloomy.

Pink is too desaturated to be marker.
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>>13199446
I'm going to cum on it.
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I really dont see why Luna and Celestia aren't demigods

They've lived for thousands of years. They raise the sun and the moon.
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Sometimes I have to remind myself that there are only two genders in the human species.

Fuck you Tumblr.
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>>13199446
>Before there was My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, there were Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls!

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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>>13199507
>tfw i'm starting to stop giving a fuck about Jailbait
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>>13199507

I like to imagine Marker as someone who looks down upon vanilla sex
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>>13199530
Her book no longer means shit
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>>13199523
Ponies live at least hundreds of years and raise the sun and moon, too, before Celestia and Luna even.
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>>13199452
>Celestia giving Mac the crazy eye.
>Nobody else sees it but him.
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>>13199523
Because they weren't born from supreme beings that transcend pony
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>>13199507
>boopjob
hng
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>>13199420
she's also kinda hot in demon form.
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>>13199523
They also have qualities that neither Twilight nor Cadence have.
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>>13199544
so celestia and luna weren't gods until s3 when they suddenly became gods?
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I did it

I deleted my pony porn folder

I swear I won't recreate it this time
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>>13199523
>they raise the sun and moon

Rainbow Dash controls the weather.

Don't mean she's a god.
>>
>Faust reveals in her book that the Christian God is god in Equestria
>>
IF CELESTIA ISN'T A GOD HOW COME SHE LETS ME WORSHIP HER ASS HUH
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>>13199545
Yeah but there were needed more unicorns for that. Luna and Celestia can do it on their own.
Also they haven't aged at all in over 1000 years.

Remember that Cristal Empire flashback. They looked then like the look now.
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>>13199576
No, cause shes bad at it
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>>13199534
>Baww my artists are defyling muh OC's!

Just for that I am paying him to make one of some of the object ponies.

Because I can.
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>>13199576
>implying

She'll be the next alicorn.
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>>13199579
Oy vey

Better get everyone a hat
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>>13199575
What the fuck did you do that for
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>>13199579
Well, they have said Jeez on the show...
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>>13199574
It's all up in the air at this point.

All we know is they are very powerful and long lived
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>>13199062
I never realized until now that the color chosen here for the bg is the same as the "post highlighted" color.
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gee snails how come your mom lets you have a futa cock
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>>13199608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djSp1NVsTrI
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>>13199617
Some dipshit convinced himself he has a porn addiction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

I blame this jackass for conflating those with addiction-prone personalities who get really into porn with any man who dares use INTERNET PORN, because INTERNET porn is surely some sort of plutonium.
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>>13199606

It's not about marker pony, I don't care about that. It's just the huge fuss around him and his own attitude.
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>>13199505
>8 ft tall demon gf
>Not 16 foot tall cyclops gf
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>>13199544
>What Lauren Faust says doesn't matter
>unlike this fanfiction I wrote!
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>>13199576
There's a difference between that. A HUGE DIFFERENCE

Also in most mythologies gods in the end they were just humans with huge powers.

So when talking about ponies we compare Celestia and Luna to the average pony.

And compared to the average pony Celestia and Luna are still gods by old standards.
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>>13199649
Actually, I just wanted to fap to normal women so I could be attracted to things with two legs again.
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>>13199606
http://i.imgur.com/T3cfxN3.jpg
Way ahead of you, bro.
100 bucks well spent. Expecting to get a series out of all the object ponies.
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>>13199669
So you deleted your PONY porn folder.

Alright, that's probably more on the even.
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>>13199683

>100 dollars

>on that

You're either really dedicated or really stupid.
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>>13199575

I'm planning to join the military soon and I'm not even going to delete my pony before I go. I was just going to put it into a password protected zip file along with anything else important, upload it to dropbox, email it to myself if it's small enough, and save it to a flash drive then wipe my hard drives and sell my hardware. That way when I reach a point down the road where I have enough privacy to openly pony I'll build a new PC and download everything again and continue where I left off. Until then I'll likely only be able to check pony websites and post here occasionally when I'm not around anyone.
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>>13199683
YOU SWINE
No not really do what you want with your money, but I feel there's better things to spend it on
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>>13199669
Haha wow, what a fag
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>>13199692
>Someone spent 500 bucks to put an ad up linking to the sub.
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>>13199689
>I deleted my pony porn folder

What fuckin part of this is ambiguous

Does it say "octopuses raping japanese women porn folder" or "reverse sergal vore porn folder" jesus fuck no it does not
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>>13199695
what branch
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>>13199654
to each his own.
>you will never be taken deep into the ninth circle of hell by sunset satan and be raped with her huge futacock
>>
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>13199683
chapped lip anus
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>>13199660
This has nothing to do with fanfiction.

Literally all we canon know about Alicorns is that they live a long time, are really powerful, considered royalty and don't necessarily start out as Alicorns. All that is from the show.

Now that Lauren has no say over the show, anything can go on top of that.
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>>13199695
>Join the military
>You accidentally let slip you like pony on the first day
>It's worse then if you had said you were just gay
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>>13199722
Marines
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>>13199660
He's right tough.
Faust means to the show as much as any fanfiction.

And even so the show Bible couldn't be considered canon since of course a lot of modifications were made for the show by the other writers and she herself.
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>>13199727
>Not noticing the feet.
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>>13199662
So in other words it's a meaningless label and it doesn't matter whether they're "gods" or not.
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>>13199726
Because in the series finale she'll sacrifice her princess powers to save her friends.
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>>13199712
Everything is 'pony' here.

We make everything 'pony' for the purpose of discussion here.
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>>13199731
When Lauren stopped having a say on the show, it got worse
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>>13199734
Enjoy dropping out.
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>>13199748
You'll get no argument from me there.
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>>13199733

I'm too careful to do that thankfully.
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>>13199735
> implying pony has something even vaguely like a Christian god

Silly writers

JESUS is the answer
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>>13199744
That doesn't extend into making all of your porn pony porn does it?
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>>13199734
Just remember nothing your DI's say or do should be taken personally. The first few weeks are going to suck and you will want to quit, but you get used to it after a while.

also will you be going to Paris Island or San Diego?
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>>13199752
What makes you think that will happen?
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>>13199761
That ... well.

That happens by degrees here.
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>>13199669
protip: only fap to women over thirty-five. it makes you feel better as a person.
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In case some of you didn't see it last night.

It's a pony playing a Tuvan/Mongolian flute called a Murgu.

You can hear what it sounds like here. http://www.alashensemble.com/instruments_murgu.htm
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>>13199748
Disagree
Proof: S2
She was barely involved with most of S2
She doesn't even know what happens in half of it
S2>S1
So when she was less involved the show was better for me
Thus I disagree with you

Replace Lauren with Rob in your statement and I'll agree 100%
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I like finding unfinished wips in my old folders.
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>>13198538
Add more lossy?
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Hey Dooks, have some mexican cosplayers
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>>13199787
I think we can all agree losing both Lauren AND Rob has done this show no favors
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>>13199789
Finish them then you faggot
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Just finished the new comic. Thought it was great, and really liked the background antics
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>>13199669
>not being attracted to both in equal measures
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>>13199815
They're not mine, Anon.
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>>13199765
Thanks, I like to think of myself as having a thick skin so it shouldn't be an issue for me.

Paris Island.
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>>13199817
Is there a date for Issue #11?
>>
Remember when they said DJpon3 in that commercial?
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>>13199818
He's a pleb who can't even just ... you know, opening his other folders for porn and moderating his exposure to pony porn to minimal levels.
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>>13199846
End of next month. Sep. 25, I think.
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>>13199785
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>>13199810
Nope
Fuck Lauren
As a creator she's golden but that's all.
Some of her ideas for the show are horrible and I'm glad she left before she implemented them.
>Make Dash even more irresponsible
>Make Sweetie and Rarity have a more distant relationship
>Rainbow Dash would be a shit sister
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>>13199789
As do I!
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>>13199849
No.
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>>13199043
Are you still here? Is this what you are referring too?

http://frostbackcat.deviantart.com/art/Fanship-is-Magic-lol-202117621
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>>13199867
she didn't even want scootaloo and sweetie at first
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>>13199861
Why is his cigar his cutie mark?
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>>13199807
>purple hands on rarity
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>>13199752

>washing out of the Marines

Please. It's 2013, not 1943.
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>>13199852
>Not giving up on pony porn forever so when someone asks you if you fap to ponies you can say "no" without feeling great shame
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>>13199849

That's because that is her name, Scratch is just her brony given title from idiots who don't look into this stuff before calling her something else. Any instance that has/might occur where she is called Scratch canonically will be 100% ignored and denied by me as it is nothing but the result of brony fanon pandering.
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>>13199879
>she didn't even want scootaloo
Neither did her parents.
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>>13199867
Most of that was just speculation from fan questions
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>>13199877
Well, remember when Rainbow Dash hated reading?
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>>13199867
I would actually like to see those in action before judging them. Some of the episodes in season 2 and 3 are just horrible.
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>>13199838
>Paris Island.


hump waiver
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>>13199849
They also said brony.
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>>13199879
No that's wrong.
She didn't plan them. Hasbro asked for them and she said okay.
Again as a creator pure gold.
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>>13199899
Even if they say her name as Vinyl Scratch on the show?
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>>13199905
Nope
The first two are things she said on /mlp/
The third one was a question answered during S1
>>
>On a dating website (yeah I know shut up)
>See a girl that seems nice
>Considering messaging her
>But her profile name is DJpon3

Should I?
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>>13199908
Yeah. and then she broke her wing and read Daring Doo in the hospital.
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>>13199917
That word is too mainstream
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>>13199878
Oh! Thanks so much Q.
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>>13199938
Do it.
Show her your virility by cumming on as many of your pony toys as possible.
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>>13199940
I used to remember when that was just our word....
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>>13199912

I know what a hump is as far as the USMC is concerned but what do you mean by a hump waiver?
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>>13199938
Sounds like a trap. Message her anyway.
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>>13199910
>make Dash a even bigger cunt
>No Sister hooves Social, no Rarity and Sweetie in Sleepless
>No Dash and Scoot in Sleepless
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>>13199940
You invented that word.
HIPSTERS!
MLPG IS ALL HIPSTERS!
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>>13199898
> not just saying "no"
> and finishing "... lately" in your mind

Abject shame over the weird cartoon things you fap to is pretty weak tea

What, are the kids in Home Room gonna make fun of you for being into Washu?
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>>13199902
Why is DT peeved while SS is laughing?
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>>13199984
I have issues
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>>13199993
I have tissues.
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>>13199961
But Dash is such a nice pony
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Goodnight, mlpg.
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>>13200000
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>>13200006
Nice at being terrible
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>>13200002
I'm going to masturbate into your tissues and then make a pony sculpture out of them
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>>13199785
>people actually interested in farty grandmas
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>>13199958
its a joke because there are no hills in Paris Island, where there are only hills in Pendleton where west coast recruits do their field training
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>>13200006
Exactly especially in the second half of S2
ANd she's MVP in S3. And fucking great overall in S3.
And Lauren, who doesn't even have any idea what happened in most of S2 and nothing that happened in S3 said that she would have made her more irresponsible if it was after her
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>>13200036
>grandmas
moist
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>>13199881
penis symbol
>>
beb
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>>13200036
>people actually interested in fat ugly dumb purple nerds
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>>13199832
i remember this one such a ghost of a host

is there moar?
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>>13200053
Oh by the way grannies will get massive buffs in the cookie game.

Also for those that haven't refreshed in a while. Golden cookies have been made better and were fixed.
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How do I know if a pony is the one?
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>>13200073
She's been drawn a few more times.
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>>13200085
I wish I had 5 pounds of kettle corn.
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>>13200037
Ah, thanks!
>>
So help me god this is the hottest thing I've seen in ages.

http://i.imgur.com/mnBGwvI.png
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>>13200098
really?
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>>13200093

I have 5 pounds of twizzlers, and another 5 pounds of mini heath bars.
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>>13200041
I don't know, those statements sound like her original plans but everyone moves around their idea of how the characters should act over time especially with input from other writers.

If you leave the environment the ideas of how a character should act stops being influenced. How she initially thought of the characters could be different after watching episodes that followed logical steps toward a different behavior.
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>>13200041
I would blame Merriweather for starting the cunt trend on Dash, though.
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>>13200098
.....did they just leave an unfinished popsicle on the nightstand?
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>>13200092
I want to fuck that pony
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUiCLyUpUk
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>>13200098
>that stain

Also, that's already a SexyFur comic.
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>>13200106
Halloween come early for you?
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>>13200119
corndog
CRUNCH
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>>13200116
I kinda disagree. She was always a cunt from the start.
Hell after MMDW, which was the point where she reached maximum cuntness, she got better and better

She actually learned her lesson.
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>>13200119
I think it's a corndog.
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>>13199695
Sometimes I wish I had been smart enough to do something like that.

SERE, should I ever get to it, is going to be a nightmare of things they pull up.

I'll manage, I guess. Glad you were smart enough to think ahead though.
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>>13200098
>dick in mouth
unf
>>
What kind of person is your favorite pony?
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>>13200116
The drama over MMDW seems so insignificant now.
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>>13200150
My favorite pony is a pony, not a person.
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>>13200098
>He thinks that's hot.
//derpy.me/opy52
please.
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>>13200104
Look at that longing, the half-lidded lust. She's thought about this all day, sitting through a wonderful time at the adventure theme park, making designs on how to even sleep next to him.

Lo, in the middle of the night his manhood is achingly warm and taut against her belly. Shifting down, down, she finally gets what she wants, lolling gently on her tongue so as to avoid the shame.

But the shame and excitment are producing such frission, she's shaking under the thin sheets. His snoring combines with her unwanted - but uncontrollable - juddering.

His manhood combines with the creamsicle orange and suddenly this summer becomes the best ever.
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>>13200150

the kind of pony that would pick up trash even if nobody were around
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>>13200152
how old is MMDW anyway?
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>>13200125
Is there something I should be upset about here?
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>>13200098
>that size difference

UNF
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>>13200173
2 years in November.
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>incest

ech
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Or they fell asleep and Twilight is a drooler and a sleep wanderer
but your way is good too
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>>13200143
>She was always a cunt from the start.
no she wansn't. yeah she was cocky but it was often portrayed in a more playful manner.

While i hate the episode, i think MMDW was really good for Dash. It allowed her to really grow as a character and make the episodes where she learns new lessons, or puts old ones to use shine brighter
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>>13200183
endii pls

go ech somewhere else
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>>13200180
>2 years of pony so soon

Damn, and it just flew right by me.
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>>13200184
oops
>>13200161
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>>13200192
i wish i was as cool as endii
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>>13200193
We're actually coming up on the three year mark in October
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>>13200183
oedipus stuff isn't too bad
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>>13200194
The growing terror and confusion over her arousal as she wakes up with him humping gently into her mouth would be delicious.
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>>13200193
The show is 3 years old October 10th.
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>>13200193
I CLAIM THIS PONY AS MY WIFE
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>>13200150
fun and cute and the best friend
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I just realized that I've been ponying for 2 years

And I've only now found my waifu
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>>13200178
I like size difference non sexually

>Snuggling cute little CMCs, holding them close and protectively
>Snuggling HUGE Celestia and her big horse body, so much to love
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>tfw we've literally spent more time as a General on /mlp/ than on /co/
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>>13200212
>>13200203
Well shit, I guess you're right.

Though I wasn't around these parts for it.

Still, time flies.

>>13200213
I'll fight you ya runt
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>>13200220
A green Pinkie Pie?
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>>13200220
>been ponying for 2.5 years
>haven't even been doing it as long as other people

what the fuck happened guys
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>>13200183
Agreement

[eching intensifies]
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>>13200150
A slut
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>>13200175
no

Just oversharing my disturbingly extensive knowledge of furry pornography
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>>13200229
>Snuggling cute little CMCs, holding them close and protectively

>Waking up in the middle of the night to find a Scootaloo glommed onto you like a koala, her little hooves gripping your shirt as she nuzzles her cheek into your chest, sound asleep
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Jeez, and I thought 1.4 years was along time to pony pony
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>>13200150
The one that is cute.
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>>13200230
And?
Really some of you guys blow this way out of proportions
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>>13200233
I CHALLENGE YOU

TO A TRIAL BY PONE
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>>13200150
Excitable
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>>13200262
If I could bring 1 thing to Equestria with me it would be an electric razor
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>>13200230
Recorded and archived MLPG threads stretch back to December 2010.

/mlp/ became a thing in February 2012, 14 months latter (16 months after the start of the show).

It's been 18 months since /mlp/ was created.

And them's the breaks.
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November 17th 2011 at around 9pm PST for me.
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>>13200247
That's not a slut, that's a whore.
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>>13200275
I don't even know what that means.

BUT IT'S ON ANYWAY
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>>13200278
next year /mlp/ will probably go over 20 million posts
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>>13200240
86 more days and I'll be ponying for three years withut a break
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>>13200230
Not like we can do anything about it
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>>13200129

Nope.
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>>13200302
Fluttershy it's not healthy to eat that much candy in one sitting
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>>13200277
Do you actually think you look good with eternal stubble?
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>>13200278
>Recorded and archived MLPG threads stretch back to December 2010
Wrong
We have even earlier archived threads than that. They just aren't in the hyperindex
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>>13200204
http://i.imgur.com/8XnKiUv.jpg
like so?
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>>13200307
FUCK YOU PINKIE PIE
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>>13200294
GO AWAY PINKIE

YOU ARE LITERALLY NOT INVITED TO THIS PARTY

ALL BECAUSE I BOUGHT A PARTY-SIZE BAG OF DORITOS DOES NOT A PARTY MAKE
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>>13200308
i think he meant for the chest tufts
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>>13200312

I like it a bit less terrible but yes
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>>13200308
It's not for me, it's for them
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>>13200312
I'm not sure what's going on here, but

It looks like well-muscled son/mother sex

So I'm okay with it
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01/06/11(Thu)00:58

My first post in MLPG.

It's been two years, seven months, 23 days, 43 minutes since I started ponying.
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>>13200329
>Fluttershy hides her 100 lb breasts in a large blue hoodie
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>>13200327
>that lip-bite
>those tits
>terrible
for someone who shares my fetish your taste sure sucks
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>>13200307
Oh, hey, Pinkie, it's been a while, huh? Well, I got hungry in the meantime and I got myself another box of fruit pies. You can have the one I left with you, and another one for watching it for me.
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>>13200329
Pony doesn't want an electric razor.
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>>13200342
why do you remember that?
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>>13200344

Right, my taste is bad.
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>>13200352
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>>13200307

It's okay, she keeps it in the fridge and shares it with two others. It's just that buying in bulk is cheaper and requires less travel.
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>>13200357
I don't, I looked it up.
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>>13200294
I don't know what it is either.
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>>13200329
>You want to cuddle pony, but pony doesnt want to
>Shave pony
>They're so cold now they HAVE to snuggle
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>>13200365
you must weh
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>>13200262
but WHY is she so purple?
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How does Pinkie not have diabetes?
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>>13200379
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>>13200343
unf
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>>13200389
RUDE
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>>13200388
How isn't half of Equestria ded from eating tomatoes?
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>>13200378
So you've discovered my plan
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>>13200352
>Sitting on a porch with Pinkie, munching on fruit pies and sipping on iced tea at dusk, just watching the lights in Ponyville start to flicker on as the denizens go about their business.
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>>13200396
are tomatoes allergic to horses or something?
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Trixie without her cape.
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>>13200385
Why not?
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>>13200342
I didn't post for like two months after coming to the threads

I know I got here on Feb. 3rd 2011 though because I marathon'd all the episodes that night and watches SfS when it premiered
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>>13200394
it makes me feel pretty great that people still like my old work
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>>13200369
Well that's okay. No harm no foul.

At least you like party horse.
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>>13200404
Yes, tomatoes die if they come into contact with a horse.
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>>13200403
hnnnnng
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>tfw no qtponegf
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>>13200404
Extremely toxic to horses

Avoid at all costs (Lethal or severe toxicity potential)

• Lily of the Valley
• Larkspur
• Tomato or potato plants
• Rhubarb leaves and roots
• Poison hemlock
• Foxglove
• Leafy spurge
• Mustards
• Jimsonweed
• Alsike clover
• Blue flax
• Sorghum (Johnsongrass and Sudan grass)
• Oleander
• Privet
• Japanese Yew (all Taxus spp)
• Azalea
• Rhododendron
• Mountain Laurel
• Pits of peaches, cherries, or avocados
• Horsechestnut
• Russian Knapweed or yellow star thistle–Centaurea spp
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>>13200410
Car sees incoming flood and drives away
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>>13200410
how the fuck can a house float
who just puts houses on the ground
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>>13200432

that's not meta at all
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>>13200410
>l-arginine, lecithin, zinc and pygeum
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>>13200388
Pinkie is bulimic and just throws it all up
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>>13200430
Just more ways ponies aren't real horses.
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>>13200414
I started posting the day before Call of the Cutie aired and the first hiatus began.

I wasn't even posting pony, I was trying to stir up shit between Pony threads and Wakfu threads (whose S2 was starting up).

Then I marathoned the whole show by Saturday and have been here ever since.

We will never get a new, confused viewer of the show posting his reactions as he watches again.
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>>13200388
Pinkie Pie herself is so sweet that it doesnt affect her
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>>13200436
Moot sees incoming flood and drives away
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>>13200437
>>13200410
I think we have a winner
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>>13200430

Also quinces, which Pinkie tried to give to Spike in the owl episode.
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>>13200430
Maybe the horses only think that they're poisonous but they aren't like in Medieval times.
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>>13200410
>mentioning religion in mlpg
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>>13200416
I didn't say I like it
I do though
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>>13200457
There are people in here who don't praise Celestia?
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>>13200430
>horses
>allergic to horsechestnuts
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>>13200468
I know right
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>>13200411
i love beign purple!

>captcha: UIRCUTE 16

the system works
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>>13200467

I cum on my Celestia shrine every morning
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>>13200430
> poison hemlock
Is this, uh, surprising in any way?
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>>13200467
But there's no Celestia religion.

Which makes sense, since she's not a god anyway.
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>>13200430
>• Tomato or potato plants

Huh

I guess you really should not call dash a potato
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>>13200481
I don't think you're doing it right
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>>13200488
That pone is poisooooon
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>>13200488
Eh, you know what they say
tomato tomato
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>>13200491
Holy shit that mouth
Why can't I stop staring down it?
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>>13200491

Am I supposed to be fucking Celestia every morning?
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>>13200505
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>>13200456
Nope. The trace chemicals in them effect horses more significantly than they effect us because their digestive tracts are really fucking efficient at liberating chemicals from plant matter.

See: Appleseed toxicity

But since equestrian pone has sharp teeth and eats ham and tomato, it's safe to assume that they have human-like digestive tracts instead of freaky double stomachs
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>The common name "horse-chestnut" (often unhyphenated) is reported as having originated from the erroneous belief that the tree was a kind of chestnut (though in fact only distantly related), together with the observation that eating the fruit cured horses of chest complaints despite this plant being poisonous to horses.

Okay so...that's like saying oh we'll poison your entire body to cure your heart. I... how is that even an improvement?
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>>13200480
I wonder what purple tastes like?
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>>13200467
Glory to our lunar monarch.
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ponies have gag reflexes but horses don't

what's the deal with that
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>>13200458
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>>13200505
because you want to crawl down her throat and feel her legs stroke and rub her belly that is swollen with you in it.
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>>13200514
I was just joking anon
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>>13200422
>Pinkie finishes her snack first, as always, while you brush your hands together to scatter the crumbs of pastry stuck to them before reaching for your drink.
>You've put it down not a moment too soon as Pinkie decides now is the time to strike.
>Your glass touches porch rail and Pinkie is in your lap, fast as lightning, head snuggling into your arm as she rolls onto her side with a giggle while you try to lean back a bit in your chair to make room for her.
>"It's fine, it's fine!" she says excitedly, getting comfortable on you much like a cat before pulling one of your arms over her, "See? Perfect snug mode! Just like I like it!"
>You sigh in feign indignation, getting another laugh from Pinkie before you start stroking her mane. Or, attempting to. It's a little tough with all those curls, but she enjoys the effort regardless of results.

>The two of you pass the rest of dusk like that, Pinkie lying in your lap with a smile on her face, eyes closed as you gently caress her tasseled mane.
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>>13200514
Some days I wish our tracts were more efficient

Eating takes up a LOT of time.

No wonder that new Soylent blend is getting popular.
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>>13200532
SMALLER
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>>13200530
ponies aren't horses
ponies aren't even related to horses
they evolved from canadians
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>>13200542
>needing an efficient gut when you can cook your food
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>>13200430
Oh also

>Apple seeds also have cyanide, and a cup of them (the seeds) would be enough to kill a horse. So apples in moderation are OK, but I'd avoid letting them overdo it.

So prepare for the episode where it's revealed that the Apple family are actually ghosts. Always have been

AJ's parents survived. That's why they aren't on the farm. They're still alive
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>>13200539
>sun's down
>watch the moon for a while
>decide it's time to come in
>get up
>Pinkie's still stuck to your lap
>awkwardly frogmarch inside with a big ol' pony on your pants
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What episode do you always for get exists?

For me it's Fall Weather Friends.
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>>13200572
Not until he's legal anon
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>>13200526
THAT'S HOW REAL MAN DO IT

I BET YOU PUSSY ASS FAGGOT DONE EVEN CUT YOU FINGERS OFF WHEN GETTING A PAPER CUT
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>>13200539
hhhnggg
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>>13200555
I'm also sort of huge. It takes a lot of calories just to keep the lights on.
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>>13200220

porn when?
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>>13200532
y-you too
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>>13200576
>for get

Not sure I feel that way about any of them honestly
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>>13200570
>not a big ol' pony in your pants
>Pinkie's head sticks out above your crotch as she makes "gashunk gashunk" sounds and pretends she's in a Jaeger
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>>13200580
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>>13200580
There is literally no established age of consent in Equestria.
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>>13200532
danke
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>>13200532
Why aren't you eating
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>>13200588
continuation of pic related starring her when?
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okay IT Crowd stram is going to be up in 10

get ready to >moss
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>>13200596
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>>13200593
>makes your penis swivel around and "fire" at things
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>>13200572
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Which pony is most excited for PAX?
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>>13200572
cloudchaser pls

just go ahead
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>>13200628
what if applebloom and rumble...
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>>13200527
grape soda im shure
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>>13200616
pls no
why must you always turn everything sexual
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>>13200576
That one with the ponies

Swarm of the century
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>>13200621
Twilight is overtly excited, Rarity has a secret appreciation of it for reasons she can't, or perhaps just won't, explain.
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>>13200587
That's humanity's fault for still being attracted to physical stature when we don't need it anymore.

>tfw 6'2"
>tfw awkward to move in crowds
>tfw can't buy a compact car
>tfw always hitting my head
>tfw probably going to die sooner
>tfw more likely to get arthritis
>tfw the only thing good about this is that every woman and gay man's lizard brain goes into "holy shit unf" mode when I stand next to them
>tfw that doesn't matter because I'm a beta faggot
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>>13200628
> OHM for sexual
So ... resistance?

That only makes my penis harder.
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>>13200636
What if Scootaloo and Featherwieght
What if Sweetie and Spike
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>>13200636
well, he's already been shipped with the other two CMC, so...
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>>13200609
Hopefully never.
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>>13200632
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>>13200618
RumbeScoots isn't my favorite ship with him, but it'll do
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>>13200649
2/10
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>>13200648
>tfw 5'6
Don't even give a fuck. It's nice being able to disappear in a crowd.
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>>13200596
>fanon
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>>13200611
link where
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>>13200658
TA-DA
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>>13200648
I know these feels
6'2 myself, shit sucks
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>>13200663
I really loved the Nightmareity arc with Luna
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>>13200593
>>13200616
>>13200643
It's a pony with a dick on her head pretending to be in a giant robot. How is this sexual at all?
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>>13200668
I see guys like you walking around with girls taller than they are and it's just

How the fuck does that even happen? It's not fair
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>>13200650
Stupid
Canon
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>>13200685
Some one should color in those little apple earrings
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>>13200685
Better
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best ship comin through
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>>13200640
Nah, it probably tastes like eggplant.
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>>13200585
>"Pinkie no stop."
>"No, bad Pinkie."
>"Pinkie I'm trying to"
>"Pinkie would you jsut stop"
>"Just...no, come one no"
>"Bad Pinkie/'
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>>13200648
Well, more like I'm 5'10" and built like Wolverine. I weigh like 240 pounds and there's just no budging it. I was always intended to be a big muscle-meat bear guy.

It also means I eat a LOT of food just to keep from feeling like I'm gonna plotz.
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>>13200701
Hey GG, the website hosting BoxDog is dead or something
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>>13200685
>>13200658
>implying DT wouldn't aggressively claim him due to the lack of suitable colts meeting her standards
>his lack of cutie mark for the moment is irrelevent
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>>13200701
whoa whoa whoa

i don't see snails and celestia anywhere in there
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>>13200668
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>>13200691
>Luna will never kiss you at the top of a Ferris wheel
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>>13200702
Eggplant is poisonous to horses
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>>13200718
Don't say that, it could happen
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>>13200713
>irrelevent
soiled it
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Give me one short-ish cute idea to write a little about. Any pony, though main 6 preferred I suppose.

I'm rusty.
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>>13200709
oh that sucks
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>>13200727
well duh im a stud, im talking about that anon
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>>13200732
CMC trying to help cherilee be less glum
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>>13200732
Fluttershy accidentally drinks a potion that turns her into a bunny
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>>13200732
Rarity has socks to darn and just can't find her needles. It's apparently at the bakery, being used to hold up a wedding cake. How does she react?

Just how much shit does she flip?
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>>13200732
Uh, Rarity crushing waaaay to hard on a stallion, but he's obviously more interested in Rainbow Dash, who's interested in going fast
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>>13200732
Sweetie trying to throw a surprise party for Rarity?
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>>13200695
Fuck if I know. I'm career oriented and solitary in nature.
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>>13200719
You're poisonous to horses.
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>>13200744
And then Angel Bunny rapes her.
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>>13200701
nuh uh!
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>>13200753
What if Anon was poisonous to horses?
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>>13200732
Applebloom asks her sister for dating advice.
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>>13200754
Angel would probably just comfort her because she would be freaking out
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>>13200732
Rainbow Dash being forced to look after a magically age-repressed Twilight
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>>13200749
Ooh, I like this one. Not that I don't like the others, but this one seems short and simple enough.

With or without anon?
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>>13200708
I'm a bit like that
slightly shorter and 200-something pounds, I don't work out and I'm not fat, I wish I was born a few hundred years ago so I could pummel things for a living with this worthless flesh husk
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FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST SHIP
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>>13200772
With
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>>13200772
Aspirant?
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>>13200772
Your choice really. I don't have a preference.
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>>13200777
YOUR FACE IS THE BEST SHIP
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>Tfw if you went to equestria you would only be able to make friends with fluttershy
>Tfw she'd think you were a monster at first
>Tfw you would be too afraid to go into ponyville proper
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>>13200763
All of the ponies die when he gets to Equestria.
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>>13200767
Is applebloom gay?
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>>13200773
>MMA
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>>13200780
>>13200787
Alright, gimme a second. I'll just throw em up as I finish blocks of it.
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>>13200773
5'6 and can't get past 130 lbs. It doesn't matter how much I eat.
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>>13200790
I've always wondered if I would be cartoonized or just look like myself, because the latter would be freaky for them I think.
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>>13200794
Up to author
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>>13200621
Shining Armor, duh.
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>>13200790
>tfw none of this is true
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>>13200588
Been made 3 weeks before comic
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>>13200732
Octavia cum inflation
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we IT Crowd now horsefuckers

be there or be literally homosexual

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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HEY EVERYONE THIS FAGGOT IS STREAMING http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13200790
>tfw you get to Equestria and couldn't even get Fluttershy to like you
>die in the Everfree
and no one knew or gave a shit
the end
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>>13200831
wut a fag
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>>13200828
>>13200831
WHAT A FAGGOT
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>>13200828
A lot of people here are litteraly homosexual.
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>>13200811
You'd look like yourself and live in photorealistic equestria

Pony blinking would be audible from up to six feet away
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>>13200831
>>13200828
which one do I shoot?

Also you should be careful posting direct livestream links you can get banned, use derpyme
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>>13200790
But anon, friendship is magic.
Don't you want magic?
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clean your little pony
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>>13200854
I don't want thing
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>>13200798
but I don't want to fight sweaty naked dudes
I'd rather fight animals or at least dudes in armor
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>>13200862
No, I like her filthy and fuzzy
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>>13200862
Better clean both of them.
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>>13200815

>crown royal bag

I used to collect bouncy balls in one of those.
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>>13200862
> Rarity and AJ's date turns into "take care of the kids" after the CMC 'special sleepover fun time EXTRAVAGANZA" turns sour
> literally sour, buttermilk everywhere
> don't ask
> The night doesn't turn out awful, but next time AJ is on the hook for at least two bottles of wine at dinner
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>Scootaloo's wings are all bony and malnutritioned

What do?
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>>13200908
But how?
She always drinks plenty of malk
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>>13200908
Amputate
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>>13200668
>tfw like being 5'5" because it helps me pass as a girl
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>>13200908
decapitate
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>>13200908

Remove them.

She is now a normal, perfectly healthy mud pony rather than a crippled pegasus freak.

Maybe somepony will adopt her now.
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>>13200908
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Don't forget to give your pony treats every now and then
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>>13200918
Yeah, that's a pretty awful reason.
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>>13200930
She can get them her fucking self
Fuck
Fuck this I'm going to bed
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>>13200930
Yeah, yeah, I got it already.
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>>13200930
Why? She doesn't give me treats.
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>>13200930
> getting pony hooked on drugs so she needs that next hit
> just NEEDS it
> You only give it to her every other time you have sex -- maybe
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>>13200913
>milk
>good for your bones

it turns out that excessive milk consumption increases your chance of osteoporosis by raising your blood pH

and that milk is a really fucking shitty source of bioavailable nutrients in general despite what the american milk industry shoves down your throat. eat green veggies instead.
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OH I WONDER WONDER WHATS IN A WONDER BALL

WHO KNOWS WHAT SURPRISES A WONDER BALL MAY HIDE

YUMMY NESTLE CHOCOLATE WITH CANDY SHAPES INSIDE

OH I WONDER WONDER WHAT IN A WONDER BALL
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>>13200941
Would you accept treats from a pony as they treated you like an inferior?

What if it was Rainbow Dash and she had no clue what to give you so she handed you a slice of American cheese?
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>>13200941
Your pony is broken then. See if it's still under warranty.
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>>13200933
But I'm a terrible person so slavery and terrible things give me terrible boners
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>>13200946
Your pony gets taken away and you're imprisoned.
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>>13200903
dats cute
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>>13200966
> implying she's not a runaway into the human world
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"I still can't thank you enough for the generous gift!"

It's something like the fiftieth time Rarity's thanked you for her gift; A trip to the local spa for a day of zero cares and maximum lounging at your own expense.

"My pleasure," you reassure her, "It is your birthday, after all."

She always cringes a little at 'Birthday,' scrunching her nose as if the mentioning of her big day somehow adds wrinkles to her perfect face.

"Yes, well, I'm surprised you went to the trouble for the ENTIRE day. I can't say what I was expecting, but the relaxation and the fantastic lunch you had catered for us was simply fantastic!"

Well, it's not like you didn't want to treat her. Besides, Sweetie had pulled her favor and had you distract Rarity for the entire day while she set up the party back at the boutique. No small task for the little filly.

But then again, she'd gotten help from the prime party pony in town.

The idea of Pinkie and Sweetie together alone planning a party makes you a little...nervous. But...what's the worst that could happen?
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>>13200959
>bonk pony in head with treat
>go find another pony
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>>13200963
yeahh
me too
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>>13200930
i would not put my pony in a collar
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>>13200959
>American cheese
I would ask if she has any better cheese.
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Rarity loves you.
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>>13200970
Well that's good. I have a soft spot for Applejack and Rarity.
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>>13200959
>RD treating you like a pet
unf
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>>13200966
Good riddance.

One should love and cherish pony.
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>>13200982
Do the other ponies love me?
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>>13200981

You mean FREEDOM cheese?
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>>13200992
Ha that's adorable, which pony is that supposed to be?
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>>13200982
I love her back
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Has becoming an alicorn had any effect on Twilight's power level?
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>>13200973
You're still imprisoned. Ponies were given rights.
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>>13200987
I'd treat RD like a pet.

It'd be hilarious. Just imagine how flustered and angry she'd get.
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>>13200959
I'd eat Rainbow Dash cheese
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>>13200977
this is unacceptable
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>>13200982
>dat AJ Rarity rump bump in the comic
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>>13200980
Don't you want her to be a good pet?
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>>13201005

What about the rest of the ponies? How would you treat them?
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>>13201003
no
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>>13201007
That's a poorly drawn image
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>>13200977
No sir i don't like it
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>>13200768
>Angel would probably just comfort her because she would be freaking out
Or he'd finally get a chance to do what he wished he could do all this time.
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>>13200982
I love her too
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>>13201005
Then rainbow dash hoofs you in the face
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>>13201003
She can fly now.
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>>13201004
> my fanon is so very loud it'll drown out the fact even human trafficking exists and is largely undiscovered and uninvestigated, with thousands to millions in sex slavery - full humans, who need no special designated rights

That's touching.

I'll go use my pony sex slave as a fucksleeve now and maybe give her some methodone to take the edge off. maybe.
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>>13201016
no i want pony to be equal, i want pony to be a good peer.
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>>13200984
>>13201012
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>>13201023
>>13201011
okay how about slightly happier pony slave
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>>13201005
Until rainbow gets sick of it and establishes her dominance over you
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>>13201029
and then dash was jailed for assault
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There are two things here that make me irrationally mad

Keeping thinking beings as pets and slaves
And thinking beings wanting to be pets and slaves

Just

jesus fuck why
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>>13200529
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>>13199649
>listening to this video
>everything he says is true about me


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>13201034
>public tribadism
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>>13201034
Ladies plz
there are fillies about
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>>13201040
pony is not for slavery, pony is for freedom
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>>13201040
lyra's a qt
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>>13201032
I see you live in a shithole country. Russia?
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>>13201034
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>>13201032
You deserve to die.
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>>13201045
For the same reason as all the other retarded fetish shit here.
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>>13201060
But the crystal ponies were so cute when they were slaves
And so ugly when they were happy
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>>13201060
but pony enjoys pretending
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>>13201033
What if she asked for it?

>>13201045
Some people (ponies) like it anon
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>>13201079
Those people have serious issues
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>>13201078
pretending isnt slavery
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>>13201059
>Rarities butt yields to an ass of a hard working pony.
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>>13201032
>uninvestigate

It's kind of hard to investigate without going to war with several groups of angry AK-47 wielding assholes
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>>13201084
Yes, I agree. It disgusts me, really.
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>>13201075
But some of them were cute AND happy.
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>>13200975
Being the gentleman you are, you offer to open the door for Rarity, holding it open as she enters the dark boutique to flip on a light.

You step in behind her as a great bang rings out, more lights than you thought the boutique had flaring to life from all around.

"Surprise!"

The call is a tiny cheer in comparison to the boom of confetti launchers that spray colored streamers across you and Rarity as she nearly leaps into your arms, a startled squeak escaping her as Pinkie and Sweetie jump out from behind a pair of oddly shaped mannequins.

They wear party hats and pinkie keeps blowing into a noise maker, making it difficult to hear Sweetie as she yells happy birthday to her big sis.

As the confetti settles and your hearing returns to normal, Pinkie pulls a cake from somewhere behind her and brings it over, still blowing into her noise maker as she shows you a chocolate cake with tiny, stilted writing on it.

It reads:

"Happy Birthday, Rarity, Best Sister in the World."
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>>13201078
It's disgusting.

Pony needs to get over her self worth issues.
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>>13201061
the qt-est to me
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>>13201091
but she likes to be your little slave when things get a little heated
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>>13201084
there is a certain freedom in slavery, or pretend slavery as it were. i would in no way advocate for actual slavery, but for someone to give up all power to another is in a way liberating.
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>>13200955
A wonder dick for wonder woman
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>>13201049
what creeped me out is they are able to tell if you are a porn addict from looking at a brain scan.

i can just image brain health scans being required in the future and if you dont pass you are locked up.
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>All these people that refuse to have ponies as pets, even if it's exactly what the pony wants and would make them very happy
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>>13201049
Toning it down is probably a good idea, or setting a timer.

It's only ever going to affect certain power users who have a predisposition to becoming addicted. You might be one of them.

Switch to written porn, stick with the first video you select whether or not it's that great, and don't - I repeat, don't - think "oh man it's INTERNET porn, it'll ruin us all!"

That's some played-out 'sky is falling' shit we've heard for hundreds of years. Television isn't a learning tool except in certain circumstances but it hasn't prevented CERN from being built. Telegraph porn didn't steer your parents to only unprocreative, deviant sex.

You'll be fine if you tone it down, get less screen time, and talk with people. Also get some sleep, that's one of the worst risk factors for sexual dysfunction in men. No joke.
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>>13201093
why doesn't america do this instead of teaming up with their jihaddi buddies and turning potentially prosperous countries into fundamentalist muslim crapsacks ran by puppet democracies
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>>13201111
quads confirm unfness
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>>13201093
> war with thugs
More like many cultures simply don't see minority groups or women on equal terms with men, and penning them up in cages is wholly appropriate. No one wants to 'culturally enrich' an entire swath of the human population and actually deal with teaching them otherwise.
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>>13201121
>locked up
>not sterlized and sometimes killed
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>>13201122
>Dash ever acting like that ever in a millions evers.
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>>13201122
I'd only be okay with it if pony just liked to play and pretend as a pet for certain activities.
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>>13201122
smitty's awful
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>>13201122
>banana
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>>13201130
Because that doesn't get us cheap oil.

The rights of foreigners can be bought and sold at a whim if it it means someone projects oil per barrel will stay low.
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>>13201141
Some people act completely different in the bedroom anon.
>>
fart fart fart faaaart
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>>13201122

Awful and out of character.
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>>13201130
Because being the world police isn't cool when you're doing it for human rights instead of representative democracy.

And controlling oil supplies.
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>>13201122
>>13201155
John Norman pls
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>>13201121
No, it can show you have a response consummate with an addict's.

The devil of the thing is many people have this response but have no other symptoms of an addiction; i.e. they can maintain healthy relationships, no trouble with their daily lives.

It's true that something approaching 100% of diagnosed addicts have this response, but a large fraction of 'baseline' individuals do too.
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>"that pone aint right"
>"bwuuuuh"

Hank hill pls go.
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>>13201007
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>>13201113
what are you, a Lawfag?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=FLMCxSViqDtJmXRD2G7JQycA&v=nBINO0i5td0#t=74

Guys, can i have some gifs of that scootaluna? pls

>hurr hurr that video is retarded

shut up, she looks cute as fuck
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>>13201159
I agree. Canon Dash would be much more fun anyways.
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>>13201122
>are you serious?
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>>13201171
pls no, Gor fans scare me.
>>
(you)
>>
>People have actually called Rainbow Dash their waifu

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE, THE TSUN-DERE METER SHOWS DANGEROUSLY UNSTABLE READINGS!
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>>13201198
>"Me?"
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Gamer Luna is better than Canon Luna

Fact.
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>>13201203

Admit it though. Holding her down and giving her a good fucking would be so much fun.
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>>13201032
>> my fanon is so very loud it'll drown out the fact
where do i know that attitiude from
i wonder
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>>13201198
What?
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>>13201205
Tonight.
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>>13201194
I have never met or heard of a mentally sound person that was into that shit
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>>13201203
Some people have poor taste in waifus
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>>13201205
Mine.
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>>13201216
Wow, look, you're projecting! . png

Hey, 2006, it's been a while. You heard about this place called 'YouTube'? It's seriously like the next GeoCities or MySpace!
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>>13201222
it's funny because I have no interest in doing it with a person, it just seems hot on ponies.

I think I'm raicst against ponies.
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>>13201218
Pony is not for pet.
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>>13201225
he says while posting a picture of a background pony whose entire personality is 100% fanon
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>Operator
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>>13201214
Play fighting for dominance? Yep, that has bluefast written all over it.
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>>13201222
I'm not exactly sure if this is what you mean, but sometimes it's nice to turn off your brain and let someone else make all you decisions for you.
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>>13201034
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>>13201239

You couldn't rape her. She'd fly away with your dick still attached.
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I married Twilight Sparkle!
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>>13201239
Unf unf both cutie marks unf
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The only kind of girl who would ever go out with me is the extremely submissive type.

I couldn't handle a real woman.

That's what people on the internet keep telling me.
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Is this more to your liking then?
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>>13201249
Or you'd skyrape her.

That's like, rape squared.
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>>13201250
Me too!
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Can ponies get cankles?
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>>13201248
RARIJACK CANON DECONFIRMED
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>>13201235
>personality

Pls.

Your typical waifu fantasies deviate so far from canon that you might as well just pick a cute drawing and build an imaginary friend around it.

Waifus aren't girlfriends, they're daydreams.
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>>13201257
Fuck no. That's even worse.
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>>13201248
>toss the hat

THEMS FIGHTAN WORDS
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>>13201049
>study shows even the worst porn addicts eventually lose they fetishes for extreme porn when they give up porn

maybe there is hope for me. i loled at "extreme porn" that must be the polite way to say horrifying fetishes like obesity or diaper.
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>>13201222
Who cares what other people do in their own home as long as it's not hurting anyone. I don't think it's mentally unsound to give the reins to someone else once in a while.
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>>13199649
>>13201049
>>13201121
>>13201172
You realize that guy is full of shit and relies almost entirely on anecdote, right?

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/06/was-i-actually-addicted-to-internet-pornography/276619/

That cohort of 'ex-Internet-porn-addicts' were self-selecting and weren't part of a formal study. Basically all he found were people who were addicts across multiple pathologies that conveniently fit with the brain scans he wanted.

In science that's known as jive-ass bullshit.
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>>13201257
Nope.

i wonder how i ended up being a furfag without any wild fetishes
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>>13201263
>seriously waifuing
I fuck around with it due to the hilarity and fun.
And to laugh at people who get made over it.
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>>13201286
I have no fetishes.
Beat that.
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>>13201248
i'd toss out applejack's hat if you know what i'm saying.
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>>13201287
i switch waifus almost daily
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>>13201298
unf
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>>13201297

The past few months the only thing I've masturbated to are softcore stripteases.
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>>13201279
but it sounds so right and explains the exact problems i have


although i will say hes story about the 28 year old hardcore porn addict who was depressed social anxiety loser on tons of medication gave up porn for 2 months and was cured of everything and got a gf.
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Wow, when did this place become filled with vanilla anons
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>>13201315
The past few months I have masturbated to nothing.
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>>13201327
2010
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>>13201327
Isn't it great? I love it, I wish it was like this more often.
Cute prevails.
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>>13201327
They've always been here, you just never pay attention to them
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>>13201107
You let Rarity down as she gets all teary eyed, staring at her sister with a smile almost identical to Sweetie's as she steps forward and hugs her, speaking incoherently into Sweetie's mane as she thanks her for the mini heart attack.

Pinkie has set up the cake and silverware already somehow, and you ask her how the preparations went.

She removes the noise maker, giving it to you, before whispering in your ear.

"Well....she kinda burned the original cake, since she insisted on doing it herself. And she got caught in a confetti launcher once, man was that fun! Oh, yeah, she set up the lights on her own without a problem while I helped fix the launchers and stuff. As for the cake, we ended up making another one together, with me using the oven this time. I let her write whatever she wanted on it though. She said she'd put more, but, well, it's hard to write small with that stuff you know?"

You nod, watching Sweetie put her tiny party hat on Rarity's head before bounding over to the table and pulling a chair out for Rarity.

You and Pinkie join, Pinkie slicing the cake in nice, big slices for everyone at the table. Rarity takes the first bite, being her usual elegant self and eating hardly a forks worth of cake, before Sweetie and Pinkie tear into their respective pieces.

"Oh, I almost forgot!" Sweetie exclaims, dropping her fork on her plate with a clatter of silver and magic before darting off into a separate room, leaving you all with puzzled expressions.
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>>13201315
>but it sounds so right and explains the exact problems i have

" - Snake oil customers, circa forever
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>>13201279
Not to mention the study Gary Wilson used to establish "Internet Addiction is real" was grossly misrepresented according to the original authors.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/comment/reply/119749/521484

>>13201316
You might have other problems. That's not a sleight.

Inadequate sleep, low exercise levels, poor diet, inadequate vitamin D exposure, and exposure to certain chemicals including phtalates have been linked at least marginally to erectile dysfunction and sexual dysfunction in men. Particularly inadequate sleep, it's the boner-killer.
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So, how was everyone's day today?
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>>13201337
No, they're just drowned out by all the fags and weirdos.
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>>13201335
That princess is just warming up to the rough belly rubbing she wants from you.
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>>13201206
a sack of dog diarrhea is better than canon luna
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>>13201349

You hear the distinct sound of a record being put on a player, the tiny scratch echoing just ahead of a big band playing some song you don't recall hearing before.

Rarity's eyes light up and she gasps, asking Sweetie where she got the record.

"I knew it was your favorite, so I got mom and dad to give it to us-"

Quick as a flash she's swept into Rarity's arms and dangling helplessly as she's brought cheek to cheek with her big sis.

The importance of the music is a bit lost on you, but the scene is a heartwarming one regardless. You munch on your cake and poke your fork at Pinkie's hoof when she reaches for your piece, hearing a satisfying yelp of surprise as she leaves your piece alone. For now.

The night passes quickly after the cake meets its end, Rarity listening to the records Sweetie brought for her as you play simple 4 man, or pony, party games before Pinkie says she has to go. Though Rarity seems hesitant to let you go, Pinkie pulls you along to give the sisters the rest of the night together to bond some more.

Even as you leave you can't stop smiling, hearing the old music and the sister's laughter as you walk home for the night.

Alright that wasn't so great. Rusty + tired ain't a good way to get started again. I'll work on it for next time.

Thanks though MLPG, felt good to write something again. Even if it wasn't so hot.
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>>13201357
Terrible
But it's pony time
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>>13201361
She's a very forceful princess.
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>>13201359
fags can be vanilla
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>>13201359
They've always been here, you just never pay attention to them
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>>13201357
Long and annoying, your picture actually describes how I feel more or less.
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>>13201370
And then when she wants the sex, you'd better be wearing your tartan flannel
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>>13201359
Well fuck, bring the fags and weirdos back, I miss them. I can't relate to this vanilla shit
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>>13201357
Today i wasn't
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>>13201357
4 day weekend started tonight!

Excitement! Writing! League! Terrible writing!

And now sleep.

Night, folks.
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>>13201330
You masturbated to nonexistence?
unf
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>>13201385
Do you even realize how sad that sounds.
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>>13201389
I had a feeling it was you. G'nite.
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>>13201394
Get on my level.
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>>13201375

Me too. Plum wine is pretty nice.
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>>13201405
Plum wine? That's a thing? Huh.
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>>13201397
I swear one of you is tracking me. I come here spur of the moment and just...just am, and you call me out.

2spooky
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I'm so sick of ponies.

Can we talk about another show?
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>>13201396
Yeah, but what am I supposed to say
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>>13201361
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>>13201405
I'm too broke to drink right now unfortunately. Cheers all the same.
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>>13201416
_No
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>>13201418
maybe the small break from all the fetishes will be good for you. relax a while
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>>13201416
You don't have to be here anon, you could always just take a break.
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>>13201423
>you will never give pone belly rubs
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>>13201385
Remember spring 2012 threads?

>UNF LIVING INSIDE CHRYSALIS' BALLS
>chagrinningly, chip the space marine caressed the queen's carapace
>YFW LIVING INSIDE CHANGELINGBROS BALLS WHILE HE LIVES INSIDE CHRYSALIS' BALLS
>"i-i rabu anata" said the astartes
>"i raba anata doushio" chagrinned the bug horse
>HER OVIPOSITOR COULD PROBABLY LAY EGGS ON THE MOON
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>>13201443
kill me
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>getting backrubs from pone
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>>13201414
Hey, it was a ping on my radar when I saw what was happening up0thread, but you only cemented it with your sign-off. You can't imagine my big ol' grin right now. Good luck!
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>>13201437
But without fetishes I have nothing
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>>13201416
no
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>>13201442
> that image
"Well YEAH, I mean I LIVE HERE."
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>>13201462
you have us and ponies
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>>13201257
y-yes m'am
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>>13201450
That sounds...interesting.
Might actually be kinda nice, they could stand on your back and use all four legs.
Pegasi could even use their wings.
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>>13201443
I like Chrysalis.
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>i just realized i waifu a girl from a videogame i dont play
>and another girl from a show i dont watch
>but i waifu a pony and get mad when others dont watch the show and fap to ponies

i am a not good person
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>>13201460
You people don't write enough if my random babbling catches your attention. And I can't believe anyone remembers my sign off or any of that. Sheesh.

Glad I made you smile though.

G'night.
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>>13201462
It just gets more and more depressing with you doesn't it.
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>>13201483
>and get mad when others dont watch the show and fap to ponies
you get mad that people don't masturbate to ponies?
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>>13201481
would you give chrysalis kisses
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>>13201473
I can't relate to the people here if they're all vanilla and normal

I do have ponies though
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>>13201483
I waifu a furry OC from a self published japanese novel I have never read
And a pony with no name, no lines, and no cutie mark
And a girl from an anime I don't even know the name of
But I still call people casuals. Unironically.
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>>13201505
I'd give her as many as she wanted
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http://atrylplus.tumblr.com/post/59748707659/mmmm-juicy-i-really-wanted-to-upload-something

>typed up a long ask explaining that his dicks are awful and whats wrong with them and why.
>wait a minute, what am i doing with my life
>delete ask
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>>13201509
hng
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>>13201505
If she wanted me to!
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>>13201495
if you tell me rarity is your waifu and you say you dont watch the show. i will kill you to death.
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>>13201489
____________yes
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>>13201413

It's wine made from plums. Very sweet. Good chilled. Good with orange juice or soda water.

I had some at a Chinese restaurant years ago and just had a craving for it again. Had to look through a bunch of plum-flavored grape wines to get it though.

>>13201429

Today was bullshit - let's leave it at that.
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>>13201537
I watch the show but will find it ridiculous if I'm scrutinized for not touching my dick to the thought of ponies
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>every time you kiss chrysalis she gets 150 kilocalories of love and a hearty 5 grams of trans-autistic fats
>she has a heart attack immediately after entering MLPG
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>>13201559
I'm gonna have to try some of this plum wine.
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>>13201509
>I can't relate to the people here if they're all vanilla and normal
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>>13201567
i dont care what you fap too as long as its not obese anthro
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>>13201569
All according to plan.
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>>13201357
deer dont drunk
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>>13201578

Look for Gekkeikan. Japanese Plum Wine. I found it in the section where they put all the sake and stuff.
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>>13201569
Can I fuck the body
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>>13201582
Tentacle cocks aren't vanilla and normal, RCH.
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>>13201583
>caring about others' fetishes instead of just your own
it's their dick not yours
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>>13201523
Pinkie's face looks really awful in that too. I normally like his stylized ponies but something about pinkie there just looks so off.
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>>13201593
They just get plastered.
Against cars.
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>>13201602
Will do. Keeping a bookmark of it so I don't forget.
Thanks AA.
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>>13201609
B-but they are on the internet!
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Holy shit now this is a thunderstorm.
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>>13201604
yes but the anon that hates necrophilia will loudly complain about it
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So if I become a hardcore pony addict I will eventually become desensitized to pony and must pony harder to maintain my pony levels?
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the end of rucky pony
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>>13201645
She's not really dead so it's cool
He can complain as I get booty
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>>13201582
It's okay RCH, I can relate to you!
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>>13201642
I wish I could have a thunderstorm.

We only had two the entire damn summer. I feel cheated.
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>>13201279
>>13201355
>>13199649
This video just won't die.

Short story: It's possible but not at all backed up by the science. Every time Wilson and Robinson open their mouths they're embellishing on the point "the science just isn't there," all the while crowing THEIR findings are 110% solid science.

http://www.shulgan.com/blog/2010/12/not-your-fathers-playboy-a-response.html

It's way past bullshit to think it's "proven" Internet porn is addictive, or "more" addictive than porn. There's even less to suggest the pleasure/reward cycle is altered. More or less every part of that TED talk was cherry-picked bullshit from their own "your brain on porn" site and dressed up as though it came from real actual studies.

The fact they padded a good two minutes of the presentation on the "nofap" movement tells me all I need to know about how much science they had to heft the argument.
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>>13201582
>>13201662
>tfw watching Saine and RCH relating
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>>13201653
Yes.
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>>13201653
Yes
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>>13201656
Imma guess S2 isn't gonna get dubbed
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>>13201656
What, sales are flat and they're pulling out of the market?
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>>13201656

What does SweetieBot look like?
Given their apparent activity on every pony website ever made anywhere at all times I can only imagine they're on the extreme side of basement dwelling neckbearded NEETs.
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>>13201656
people like that are the worst. i instantly unfollow any idiot why tries to pull that shit.
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>>13201653
>>13201670
>>13201672
I've been ponying nearly three years and I still get the same pony from pony as I did in the beginning.
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>>13201656
Why would you tweet that you're going to tell people something later? Just post it or shut the hell up.
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>>13201669
Inb4 Doompaul
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>>13201656

>bad news
>mlp japan

Gee, I wonder what it could fucking be. What kind of morons do you take us for, you brony faggot.
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>>13201316
I think you dropped this, Anon
>>13201354
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>tfw i am the vanilliaiest person in real life sex
>but online i furiously jack it to tranny horse diaper sex
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>>13201693
muh attention
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>>13201684
I shudder to think of what kind of persons run that
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>>13201708

#blogupdated
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Goodnight, MLPG.

I cannot pony any longer.
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>Season 4
>New villain defeats Celestia and Luna as well as level most of Canterlot with a single attack.
>This is before stealing their powers to create an eclipse that allows it full power and to take its true form.
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>>13201708
Yeah, it's almost like your real-world wants and kinks has nothing to do with what you find aesthetically interesting online!

Who knew, it's almost like your reward cycle is in no way impacted by your choice of porn!
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>>13201717
genius
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>>13201669
I'm not sure what to make of this.
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>>13201717
GLORY TO MLPG
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>>13201691
You haven't been ponying hard enough to become addicted.
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>>13201717
Glory to Ponescotia
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oh shit man naked fairies
best thing ever
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>>13201717

>you have been selected for a random search!
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Reminder that GG is as fucked up as Ross.
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Okay, what do I do now?
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>>13201760
oh no what if they confiscate my spaghetti
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Imagine if MLPG was on its own site

How many of you would be banned or disliked by the moderating tripfags for all the shitposting and samefagging you do?
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>>13201764
ross pls
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>marker satyr
I fucking hate you all
/mlp/ pls go
I want old MLPG back
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>>13201753
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>>13201771
Look at the sub
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>>13201766
Draw the rest of the pone of course
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>>13201766
Draw rest of the horse, like that one anon said
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>>13201774
>marker satyr

Link where
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>>13201774

>fetishfags
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>>13201771
There'd be no one left. Too much spite going around.
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>>13201774
Wait, what.

Where. Are you trying to ruse me.
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>>13201764
>That
>As fucked up as the Ross backstory.

This is like saying that the fact that SEARS had a sale on ovens is the same as Hitler owning natural gas company.
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>>13201766
Draw more circles. Then make the circles become a pony
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>>13201764
That's not all that fucked up.

He liked a super-duper casual girl who went topless and gave no fucks that he got some charge out of, but also just liked for being no-fucks-given.
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>>13201781
>>13201782
But it's so hard ;_;
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>>13201774
Thanks for reminding me I should draw one.
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>>13201774
>I read a post made in jest.
IT MUST BE TRUE!
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>>13201667
the tedtalk seems to also focus primarily on men
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>>13201802
This
>>13201806
Just keep doing it anon, eventually you'll have pone
>>
Anyway I'm going to bed. Good night guys.
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>>13201764
Reminder that interesting artists usually draw inspiration from their fucked up lives or the fucked up lives of other people. Interesting artists are divisive because of that. Interesting artists have the most intense haters and the most dedicated fans.

Boring artists like mewball and jessy just don't have that, and that's why they're a lukewarm mix of popular and kind of lame.
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>>13201820
I am already asleep.
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>>13201483
>>i just realized i waifu a girl from a videogame i dont play

I have never played BioShock Infinite. Never will.

I love Elizabeth.
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>>13201820
gnite
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>>13201812
>implying anyone actually jokes here
Remember when pony porn was a joke?
Or fetish fics?
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>>13201820
Later man..
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>>13201823
Ross you don't need to respond to yourself
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>>13201764
That's a pretty shitty thing to do anon
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>>13201764
this is bait
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>>13201774
Well, uh
I could draw one
if you want
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>>13201828
At the end of the game you find out she's biologically your mother thru some time travel DNA junk.
>>
Why aren't you making a new horse?
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>>13201823
Makes me wonder what MSOB's story is.

>I got sat on by a chick with watermelon silicone tits
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>>13201774
Oh fuck, where??
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>>13201823
So the solution for them is to fuck up their lives?

>tfw fucked up but no drawing skill
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>>13201848
Daughter, not mother.
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>>13201844
That's what he does man. Shitting on people superior to himself.
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>>13201833
Yeah, I remember August 2010
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>>13201833
I remember when ponies in SOCKS was lewd as hell.

As far as porn is involved, the modern MLP took its sweet time to get it.
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>>13201816
It's a long time explaining, but basically all he said was a fabrication of what he wants us to think other studies have said about similar response cycles in, say, chronic over-eaters who recover and how he supposes Internet porn MUST impact real-life sexual activity.

There is literally nothing to go on other than the MRI / CAT scans he gleaned from his personal anti-porn site, which he actually cannot enter into an academic corpus. It's more or less "HEY LOOK AT THESE SLIDES I JUST HAPPENED TO FIND FROM A POPULATION WHICH MIGHT HAVE TOTALLY WEIRD DIAGNOSES I HAVE NO PROFESSIONAL WAY OF SELECTING AGAINST AND HOW THEY MATCH THIS MODEL I HAVE BASED ON OBESE PEOPLE."

Some increasingly young guys have ED, but "oh it's the Satan box" is not the answer.
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>>13201844
I'm not ross, that's just my opinion.

I never even said that all inspired artists were equal. Just look at ross' devoted following.

>one person
>named ross
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>>13201859
>>13201848
To be fair it could be both owing to that really fucked up timeskipping.
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>>13201820
Night!
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>>13201841
>That sketch will never be finished.
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>>13201755
lol wat i was just playing this yesterday for a while , but i gotta start drawing something, still on it
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Новая лошадь где?
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>>13201891
Nyet
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>>13201891
Sent to Siberia.
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>>13201891
Dvach pls speak english
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>>13201816
Sorry, yeah, I didn't answer you directly. It's sex-selecting, it also happens to revolve almost exclusively around the guys who visit his website for help for what me part of a larger problem.
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>>13201891
Rejected into country
>>13201717
>>
Can I tell you my darkest secret, MLPG?
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>>13201923
Go ahead.
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>>13201923
Yes
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>>13201923
I'm going to call you a faggot either way
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>>13201931
>>13201932
I'm Mito.
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>>13201923
Are you black?
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>>13201895
>>13201905
Новая лошадь нет?
Это последний лошадь?
Иисус Христос так ужасающий.
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>>13201939
mito used to be a massive shitposter but it looks like he outgrew the /b/ shit finally like everyone does eventually.

he seems alright now
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>>13201951
Jesus is not terrifying.
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>>13201951
Конец.
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>>13201941
Yes

i'm like a furry except wanting to be a dragonwolf synx i want to be a canadian and deep down inside i have a canadian soul that should have been born canadian eh
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>>13201961
he deleted two threads a few days ago.
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>>13201764
>Hung around cute as fuck older girl who occasionally went topless around him like it was no big deal when he was younger
Shit, how do I trade his childhood for mine?
>>
a moment of silence for our fallen horse
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>>13201951
>jesus christ is so terrifying

confirmed google translate
>>
New horse
>>13201989
>>13201989
>>13201989
>>
NEW HORSS

>>13197882
>>13197882
>>13197882
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>>13201986
Я запятая забывал.
Иисус Христос, так ужасающий.
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>>13201717
hahahaha
>>
I love Twilight Sparkle


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