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CHEESE LEGS: IT'S THE CHEESIEST

Old horse: >>13175335
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Just taste it.
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http://mlpg.co/rarity/
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>>13180151
I bet it's his sister trying to keep him on the farm working and away from suitors
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Don't mind me, just keeping you abreast of my situation
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Bug pony a shit
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>>13180161
I love this song
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>>13180161
There's nothing wrong with a whore, because the worst you can say is that she likes fucking the mens
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>>13180142
"Who is this"
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Gilda just got Lemmy to autograph her tits, and now she's getting it tattooed. On a scale of one to ten, how insane with fan-joy is she?
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mmm, fresh horse smell
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>>13180166
Perhaps add some black outlines to the letters?
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>>13180172
I didn't know Gilda owned birds.
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>>13180167
NO YOU A SHIT
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meh, not really feeling drawing today

IT Crowd Stram will be up in ~10
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>>13180161
>slut/whore joke
I'm sick of it. Honestly. It's just annoying now. A dead horse.

The song will always be great no matter what tough.
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>>13180166
I'm not trying to be an asshole but please work on drawing different facial expressions.
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>>13180166
IT'S SHIT
the color of the letters doesn't mix well with her sweater, especially the i and t in Twist which blend into it pretty hard
maybe a "peppermint" white and red would make them pop
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>>13180186
Dammit mewball
why are you always strammin when I gotta sleep
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Pure Maiden.
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did Steve ever get his vacation day, or did the gift shop arch-demon cancel his leave?
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>>13180193
why is she so perfect, mlpg?
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>>13180161
LITERALLY THE BEST
RARITY YOU ARE THE BEST WHORE
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>>13180192
its my special talent
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>>13180193
>tfw you realize a Prince wasn't good enough for her and you wouldn't have a chance
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>>13180192
because he lives on the worst coast
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>>13180198
You tell me anon
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Y'all wanna get some funny feelings? Like weird electric jolts and all?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=62tFvvVxcsg
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>>13180198

being perfect is her entire gimmick. you're damn right she's perfect.
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>>13180193
I agree

She's saving herself for the right stalion or dragon
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>>13180204
Well that was Blueblood. It's not exactly what she dreamed off.

I'M WORKING ON HAVING A CHANCE WITH HER ANON. I REALLY AM.
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>>13180198

She's one of the only prissy fashion obsessed characters I actually like.

A rarity.
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>>13180216
That is one gorgeous horse
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>>13180166
>And like clockwork.

You know you aren't helping when you react to the shitposters right?!
But could you tone the tit's down a little?


Fuck, why do I have to agree with a SHITPOSTER?!
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>>13180204
Blueblood was a shitty prince, we got this covered
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Y'know, watching the episodes again made me realize something. I'm glad Faust never got total power over the show. I like the super action adventure episodes just fine, but they definitely don't need to be all over the place. Slice of life is definitely where the show shines.
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>>13180161
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>>13180216
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>>13180215
>after she found out Blueblood was not the one, Rarity realised she had lots of catching up to do
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why yes, I would like this thread to be about my waifu
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>>13180204
>implying someone with courteous intentions, no matter how ill-practiced, is worse than Blueblood
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You are not the first human to arrive in equestria. Another arrived at the precise moment you did, both of you in the midst of celestia herself. However, she can only appoint one of you as the high ambassador. You must compete with one another. The winner will gain prominence in the court, while the other will have to work his way up.

what ordeals await?
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>>13180208
>>13180212
>Rarity
>Perfect
HA

She's great and most of her flaws are minor. And even then her qualities completely overshadows them. And one of the best things about her is how much she cares about her friends and how many sacrifices she'd make for them.
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>>13180221

The most gorgeous.
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>>13180239
>in the midst of celestia
wat
was this like a chestburster thing or something
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>>13180234
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What IS IT with whispery women and funny feelings in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1tJ9u1TJu68
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FUCKING WHORE

She is all grey-whiteish because she covered in clotted cum
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>>13180230
someone should shorten that gif so her head only moves a very small distance, up and down and up and down and so on...
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>>13180240
You know what we mean anon
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>>13180239
I do not care for politics, for power. All I wish s to be with my waifu.

I shall not work for prominence in the court but to conquer my waifu's heart.

Good day.
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aww yess rarity thread
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>>13180257

Or, you know, she could have just been born white
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>Chrysalis thread
>becomes Rarity thread

Can't you guys just stick to a single whore?
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>>13180255
anon pls
she's not even a whispery pony
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>>13180239
TRIAL BY STONE
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>>13180265
In the beginning there was Rarity
In the end there will be Rarity
In Rarity's end, there shall we be
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>>13180263
>Born coveerd in cum

makes perfect sense
born as a slut and whore
yes
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What's the proper angle for booping?

>>13180230
>pony will never kiss you

>>13180265
I don't like what you're implying there, anon.
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>>13180255
Whispering is shit asmr, all I can hear is the spit in their mouth
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all the faggots with the tired slut jokes are just shitposting because they feel their waifu is threatened by the better horse
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>>13180269
But Anon, this is precisely what Twilight would get her rocks off on.
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>>13180239

>in the midst of Celestia

So we're like, in her colon and must escape before she contracts around us?
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>>13180260
Oh I do. But i just wanted to praise her more.
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>>13180276
Rarity plz
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>>13180285
Well what's your poison?
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>>13180285
It could always be worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h2GAGYBZiHg
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>>13180288
Anon as a fellow Rarifag I just wanted to say that you're kinda of a faggot for that post
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Rarity is so good because we all preemptively disliked her from the beginning because we've been conditioned from experience to dislike her character type.
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>>13180142
Mmmm... yummy yummy cheese legs.. ;)
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>Ra Ra Tea thread
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>meghan's latest tweets

could anyone remind me how is she not fucking up the show?
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>>13180299
Certain noises like mechanical watches I like, but if it had to be people I'd say just those with relaxing voices, normally male for me
Whispering everyone female tries to do and almost always sounds bad to me, either just the breathing in the microphone or like I said the in-between sounds like breathing or tongue/spit
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>>13180316
This is true
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>>13180332

>being this plebeian
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>>13180334
pls
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Best pony
Best VA
Best humanhorse
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>>13180316
And then in Suited for Success she made me love her
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> you are now aware Twilight probably masturbates violently to others performing calligraphy in Canterlot College Library
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>>13180276
I know a lot of people here consider wingboners to be a huge brony thing but man they honestly kinda get me going
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>not stamping
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>>13180332
I think you mean Rarara. That lass of myth and lore.
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>>13180355
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XMolEvB5EqA

you bet your ass she does.
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Streaming a few episodes of The IT Crowd

be there or be a fucking faggot

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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Just your daily reminder that his smelly dick was all over and inside your precious waifu.
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>>13180316
The first FiM thing I ever saw was the leaked WWU song. And there she was. The others singing about work or how they will starve if they don't get rid of winter. AND HERE'S THAT BITCH SINGING ABOUT FUCKING BOOTS

Then I watched the show. At the end of the first episode I hated her. Least favorite. Hell I knew i will never like her.
Second episode made her second best pony.
By the end of Boast Busters she was tied with twilight for best horse.

Then Dragonshy aired. She finally was alone as best pony. And till then she just continued to rise and rise.

Then before I even realized she was my waifu.
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>>13180375
omnomnom cocks
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>>13180379
I wonder what CC thought about that whole affair?
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>>13180383
>And till then
I mean since then.
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>>13180372
oh my god that scratching sound why is it so good
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MLPG is not for sexual, Anon.
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>>13180344
Said the prole who wishes to be high-class.
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>>13180396
Because it's so ... fucking right?

And Twilight probably DOES love that sound
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>>13180391

She probably gobbled at his balls while he bounced Rarity on his dick.
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Good morning, mlpg.
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>>13180306
whatever, i have no problem trading insults with bronies who subscribe to the believe that any pony on the show is a slut
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Punch horse against Soda Popinski, how does the fight go?
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>>13180398
It's so true.
But do you know what IS?
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>>13180409

Rarity is the best main girl to translate to comic format.
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>>13179959
I had fun drawing this one
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>"I sure do like giving you lots of huge, Anon bo banon
>"Hahahhaham jikes on you, smellly garbage wiuldnt like to hgut you
>Anon cryed his eyes out like a punk ass buska nad died of dehydrathyion eveveral moments later
>Lady Judy Dench won severka awards sooob afer
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>>13180425

I want a larger version of that ponk face.

Stat.
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>>13180423
I haven't read any of the comics still, should I?
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Rarara thread?
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>>13180425
That is adorable
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i would watch The Rescuers featuring Rarity and Applejack and Bianca and Bernard respectively.
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>>13180445
Read them all you clown

especially the rarararaarararar micro
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>>13180425
Ha, that's great
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>>13180445
YES

Start with the Rarity micro
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>>13180445

You can get them all on yayponies.

Go read them all faglord.

Just avoid the Dash and Twilight mini comics.
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>>13180437
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>>13180166
I narrowed her mouth and put some shine on those lips. Just suggestions.
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>>13180446
Just this once.
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>>13180425

I like it.
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>>13180460

NO! TRY AGAIN!
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>>13180445
Yes you should.
Rarity is great in all of them
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>>13177461
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WEH
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What happens if an Alicorn's power becomes unstable?
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Twistits is my least favorite Twist
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>>13180454
>>13180457
>>13180459
>>13180470


Rarara micro it is
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>>13180459
Don't listen to this faggot. The Twilight one is good if you can get passed over the bad art. Avoid the dash and the Fluttershy one
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>>13180411
Shes only a slut when theres gems involved.
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>>13180476
EA greentext happens
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>>13180475
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>>13180453
And Dash as Jake in the sequel.
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>>13180476
This kills the pony.
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>>13180480
AND GIVE US YOUR REACTIONS

LIKE A LETS WATCH, BUT OF THE COMIC
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Look out best pony coming through.
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>>13180469
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Hey you

Guy in the /g/ desktop thread

Don't invite people over here, even if they listened to the MLPG album in 2012

Thanks
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>>13180497
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>>13180497
Where? Rarity's standing in the way, I can't see.
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>best VA
>best episodes
>best little sister
>best ships
>best micro
>best hair
>best beauty
>best outfits
>best theme music
>best body colour taking other white ponies into consideration
>loved by Japs
>least brony main girl

Is there any doubt?
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>>13180485
<3
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>>13180498

FUCK YOU
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>>13180493
Uhh.. alright

Just how long are these comics then?
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>>13180363
It's cute and funny. I mean, people are going to make the visual association anyway.
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Philatelic sounds like it should mean something lewd.
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>>13180509
>>least brony main girl
>this is what rarifags actually believe
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>>13180476

nothing, usually. alicorns are just ponies like any other. beings like Celestia and Luna, however, physical embodiments of certain forces, can overload. and do. usually they go mad with power and start thinking they actually ARE Gods.
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Season 4 spoiler
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>>13180522

we're a very vocal minority.
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>>13180509
>>best VA
no
>>best episodes
no
>>best little sister
no
>>best ships
no, only the worst
>>best micro
maybe
>>best hair
worst
>>best beauty
there is no beauty in this horse
>>best outfits
true
>>best theme music
nope
>>best body colour taking other white ponies into consideration
no
>>loved by Japs
mmmmaybe
>>least brony main girl
good for you
really

>Is there any doubt?
Yes
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>>13180476
You mean what happens to a alicorn when the warp overtakes them?

the become onions
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>>13180516
Not very long

Just put a name on

Something Russian sounding

Like strelinkov
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>>13180526
that's a very unf idea
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>>13180509
>>best little sister
I like Sweetiebelle as much as the next guy, buy applebloom is just plain better
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Reminder that Lauren is butthurt because the show is better without her
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>>13180551
>>13180551
>>13180551
>>13180551
>>13180551
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>>13180544
Happy? I think the torrent just finished
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>>13180556
thisisbait.png
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>>13180509
>best VA
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>>13180551
But that's wrong
AB is just miniAJ.
She's worst CMC
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>>13180509
Rarity isn't my favorite pony, but I can't deny she has has fantastic episodes featuring her. SHS was an amazing episode that was powerfully emotional.
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>>13180556
Honestly this still makes me laugh
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>>13180556
[ Bait intensifies ]
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>>13180567
so are you
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NOW ENTERING: THE BRONE ZONE

------------------------------------------------------------------------
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>>13180575
>AJ: best pony
>Mini AK: Best filly

Simple shit
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>this thread
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>>13180579
If that had a good song it would have probably replaced SfS as my favorite episode.
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>>13180589
Yep
Simple shit. Not good at all.
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>>13180575
>the miniature version of best horse is worst CMC
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>>13180575
She is the most adorable CMC and is the leader of the bunch

Best crusader
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>>13180590
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NOW LEAVING: THE BRONE ZONE

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NOW ENTERING: THE PONK ZONE

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>>13180603
>most adorable
Objectively wrong
>leader
Like that has any meaning in the CMC. Let's be honest all of them are equal. There's no real leader per se
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NOW ENTERING: THE DANGER ZONE
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Twilight Sparkle is best changeling!
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I think we all need to take a deep breath, step back, and think of the really important issues.


GLORIOUS WINGED MASTER HORSES > FILTHY GREEDY UNICORNS > GROUND BOUND NO-TALENT FILTH
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>>13180619
>Let's be honest all of them are equal
Applebloom is more equal than others
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Now leaving the PONE ZONE
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>>13180632
Unicorns>Pegasuses>>>>>>>>>>useless mud ponies
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>>13180631
What's wrong with that dog?
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>>13180632
But Unicorn master race can EASILY clip wings.
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i want to get off ride

but at this point i can't tell if it hurts more to leave or to stay
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Jesus christ theres a lot of detail in these pages
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>>13180643
Tear cry more horn yankee pegasus numbah one unicorn fat disgusting wwwwww
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>>13180619
Applebloom is most clearly the one in charge, she founded the gang and often has the biggest role

>Objectively right
Corrected for you, Sweetiebelle is fierce competition but her bow multiplies her cuteness factor twenty fold
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>mewball
>posts a lot of doge
>has drawn saffron butts
>wants to marry a horse

I think mewball might be a furry
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>>13180658
I KNOW
IT'S GREAT
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>>13180650
>Pegasi have weather control
>hurricanes and tornadoes on whim
Eat dick
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>Ponies
>Master ace

bwahahahahaha
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>>13180658
TYPE MORE LIKE THIS

FORGET WORD LIKE "A" AND "THE" AND STOP USING PLURAL FORM, ARE FOR PUSSY
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>>13180665
>might be
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>>13180683
>bwahahahahaha
Bowser get the fuck out
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I support PONK zone
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>>13180463
Me and my big mouths
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>>13180683
>dragons
>can swim in lava and breathe fire
>ponies
>control the fucking sun
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>>13180662
Then clearly we need someone to draw us a picture of Sweetiebelle in a bow before we can make an accurate judgement.
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>>13180662
Again the leader meas nothing. They are all equal in the group. And not really she didn't found the gang. Sweetie and Scootaloo defended her in front of everyone and they banded together. All three of them founded the group.
She just came up with the name they used.

Also her Bow a shit
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>>13180643
>>13180632
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>>13180687
Might be.

We haven't seen the picture of his shibe fursona fucking lyra yet.
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>>13180681
>Cast want it need it spell on a few pebbles
>throw them randomly towards pegasuses
>They all kill each other
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>>13180591
Call me a pleb if you want, but I'll say right now not a single song in MLP has been bad to me. Some are far better than others but all of them still manage to cheer me up a bit. I hope S4 keeps that feeling going.
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>>13180683
the green one and the white one are giving me a boner and i want to draw porn of one of them
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>>13180719
>Cast TORNADO
LONG RANGE VICTORY
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>>13180721
I almost agree with you

Love is in Bloom a shit. Really I can't even listen to it.
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>>13180707
>Also her Bow a shit
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>>13180696
>only ponies can control the sun
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*whine*
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>>13180735
BRING IT BITCH
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>>13180740
>Discord is part pony
>Discord also works for ponies now
PONY STRONK
PONY BEST
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>>13180684
Fuck anon
Just wanna read
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>there are people who think ponies, dragons and griffons are master race
gummi laughs at you, everybody know gators are master race
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Do you think Twilight will go Alicorn II, become more slender, and her hair does that magic flowing thingy?

should this transformation be temporary?
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>>13180742
I honestly hate it when people draw butts like that

I don't know what it is but it looks so off
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>>13180752

NO YOU MUST TONE DOWN YOUR ENJOYMENT AND ENTERTAIN US
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>>13180760
>gators
>not crocs

pls
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>>13180707
>Also her Bow a shit
Fite me irl, I rek ur face u cheeky m8
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>>13180734
Fair enough.
It also depends what mood I'm in too, like right now I'm listening to A True True Friend, and it just makes me feel great.

I believe in S4.
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>>13180749
Rarity is such a slut
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>>13180775
So do I anon. So do I
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>>13180765
What if she finds a way to go even farther beyond?
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>>13180766
too much space between the flanks, makes them look flat and awkward
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I hope not twilicorn sucks already if they know whats good for them theyl stop now also rarity is best pone your argument is invalid
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Didn't Jaysson say that they would never include humans on the show?

Well so much for that, but expected since he doesn't have the last word and no one should take his word for granted
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>>13180707
>Also her Bow a shit
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>>13180643
>>13180632
>Pegasi

Douchebags. Fly around all day and fuck with clouds, weather would be fine without them.

>Unicorns

Pompous twats. Have everything handed to them on a silver platter, never use their heads for anything but remembering spells. Useless except as slave labor, or magical batteries trapped in stasis tanks for sun moving, and the sun might not actually need any one horned assholes to move in the first place. It could very well be a unicorn conspiracy to hide the truth that they're just living power sources and nothing more.

>Earth ponies

Only given their hooves and their wits. Industrious, creative, inventive, rational, and kind hearted. Built a whole town and planted an orchard in a desert in the span of a year. Most are highly intelligent when educated, unlike airheaded unicorns and pegasi. Everyone would starve to death without them.
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unf
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>>13180786
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>Any pony type master race
>Not glorious changeling hordes
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>tfw best friend finds a partner
>tfw spends less and less time with you
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Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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>>13180793
Aw look at the cute little mud pony trying to sound smart.

Go back playing in dirt or whatever your kind does.
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>>13180793
>pegasi and unicorns = da jews
>earth ponies = honest aryan ubermensch with strong morals

I see you there hitler
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>>13180771
Dude I'm pretty sure Caimon's a gator
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>>13180802
>changelings
>perfect
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>>13180783
A mohawk of horns, and buttwings.
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No unf allowed
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>>13180771
But there are no crocs in the Bayou. Caimon's a gator.
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>>13180363
what is this even from?
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BATPONY MASTER RACE
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>>13180805
>look at me I've never used my brain in my life
>i think of things happening and the magic does it for me
>my magic is mostly limited to my shitty special talent but i love to overestimate it when being a dick
>--unicorn more like unicornhole
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>>13180794
>Lotus is the only professional mare in the town around Big Mac.
This will do.
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>>13180657
>fingers crossed

A gesture that also means "I'm telling a lie, god forgive me".
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>>13180284
>What's the proper angle for booping?
You've found it, sir.
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>>13180820
Boku no Twily
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>>13180793
>planted an orchard in a desert
>a fucking desert

>highly intelligent when educated
Nigga really

WOAH LOOK OUT GUYS THE EARTH PONES ARE HERE
>>
CHANGELING STRONG

>MAGICS
>HORNS
>WINGS
>CAN GROW HANDS
>BRILLIANT MILITARY TACTICS

PONY IS PIG
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>>13180804
She thinks she has a chance compared to Zecora.
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>>13180603
She's the leader of the bunch;
she knows her part.
And she's here to earn
her cutie mark!

Her carpentry skills
just can't be beat,
making clubhouse repair
an easy feat!

She's tough, she's clever
And kinda sneaky
She's the first member,
of the C-M-C.
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>you will never a sophisticated traditional unicorn pone
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>>13180835
I will experiment further after this IT crowd.
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>>13180846
Well, Zecora could always get enhancements; no reason why she can't poof herself something a little bigger.
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Why is she so coy?
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>>13180835
>booping straight on

NO

WHEN YOU BOOP, YOUR FINGER MUST BE AT A 45 DEGREE INCLINE
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>>13180855
Dash is not a fish anon.
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>>13180851
I thought those mingers looked familiar.
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>>13180826
>look at me I've never used my brain in my life
>i think of things happening and the magic does it for me

Let's just think this through for a minute.
You know what, take two. You look like you could use it.
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>>13180859

This, if you go in straight on you are poking not booping
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>>13180864
There's idly thinking of things, and then there's using your brain.

Unicorns have the worst problem solving skills.
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>>13180861
Explain how she's such an expert on bait then?
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>>13180859
Booping is very context-dependent, anon. The ground-parallel boop is quite appropriate in the illustrated situation, whereas either an upward or downward inclined boop would either put your finger in pone's nostril or scratch pone's nose with your fingernail.
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>Thinking earth ponies are dumb and useless
>Smart fuckin high class earthies all over the show, even in canterlot
>Manehattan, ponyville, and appleoosa are earth pony cities

>Thinking unicorns are lazy and dumb
>Move the fucking sun
>Wizards all over the place making your life easier
>Fabulous clothing

>Thinking pegasi are douches
>Magnificent fuckin cloud cities
>Have the entire area's climate under control
>Meteorology is complex stuff seriously

Why can't we get along?
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>>13180871
pffft
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>>13180843
>shit magic
>fucking bug wing a shit

>tactic: ram with head until breaks
>METEOR INTO THE FUCKING GROUND WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SLOWING DOWN
>GET BEATEN UP IN HOOF TO CHEESE COMBAT BY YOUNG MARES
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>>13180876
Pegasi are the best
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>Dash
>Not a fish
Presenting evidence that she is.
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>>13180854
In the comic Mac seems to only really seem to click with Zecora.
Every time they run into one another he is either happy to see her, or she lifts his mood.
I am totally shipping that.
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>>13180876
Unicorns rule
Mud ponies drool
Pegasues a OK
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>>13180877
Proof!
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I think we can all agree that there isn't a pony alive that's not superior to the diamond dogs.
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>>13180884
>Dash
>Not a jew
Presenting evidence that she is.
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>>13180876
Because pegasi are just objectively better
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>>13180895
A jew fish is entirely possible.
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>still no god damned update to that god damned futa humanhorse deepthroat fapfic

GOD DAMN IT
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>changeling discussion

OH BOY, TIME TO SHOW OFF MY HEADCANON AGAIN.

http://1dl.us/HMA
http://1dl.us/HPQ

There's more brewing along these lines, but I haven't committed any of it to text yet.
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Maybe Dash is a Lion?
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>>13180893
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>>13180884
Lies and slander.
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>>13180876

Because without Earth Ponies Equestria would starve.
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>>13180903
>futa humanhorse deepthroat fapfic
You have my attention
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>>13180882
you're all welcome
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Spending my time on MLPG makes me feel like I kind of have friends even though I don't
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>tfw you'll never watch a pony explore herself without realizing anyones watching
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Without unicorns the sun wouldn't rise
Without earth ponies there would be no food

Without pegasi there, uh, would be rain at inconvenient times?
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>>13180918
MLPGcon when
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>>13180922
>holy shit
>theres nothin down there
>i aint got shit
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>>13180918
Me too
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>>13180899
Pretty ponies
Pretty humans
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>>13180918
Same anon
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>>13180918
Why don't you have friends anon? Didn't you know friendship is magic?
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>>13180927
Except that clouds don't move at all. So no rain at all unfortunately.
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>>13180938
Deformed chinless, noseless, bug eyed anime people are not pretty
>>
y
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>>13180873
What about the curved-finger boop?

How many joints worth of curve should I have?

>>13180867
45 degree seems too great.

Half that seems good.
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>>13180945
Since their planet has large bodies of water and a sun that rises and sets, there has to be wind, so the clouds move on their own. It's unavoidable.
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>>13180918
>>13180937
Thirded, motion passes. We all each other's niggas here.

Unless you waifu apple horse.
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>RD's Alicorn test
>She has to help Twilight suppress a malicious beast
>during the battle RD's wings get severely scorched by its fire breath, then one gets partially torn off by a claw swipe
>this only happens in the book, whereas the show goes straight to the part where RD refuses to leave Twilight alone with the creature.
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>>13180927
>Without unicorns the sun wouldn't rise
>what are princesses

The earthpono one makes sense, but remember that weather diesn't move on it's own outside of the everfree. It's symbiotic, the groudbound workforce plants, the pegasi take care of necessary weather, and the mudhooves gather.
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>Fluttershy
>Notyhing more that a parasite feeding off Rainbow Trout.

Pick 2.
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>>13180943
Friends are hard to get anon, we don't all have a Celestia in our lives to push us into making friends
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>>13180922
*shlick*
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>>13180957
Except they just don't. They're freaked out by the Everfree's clouds moving of their own accord, remember?

Equestria is magic, it's a complete tossup whether or not we can apply physics and logic to any particular part of it.
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>You mean there's a difference between them?
>All I see is a bunch of pastel-colored pillocks with fancy pictures painted on their arses whose knees turn to jelly at the sound of a real rainstorm.
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Did smackdown lost some weight?

I could swear she was chubbier
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>>13180977
Pegasus magic is probably why they don't move outside of the everfree in the first place.
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>>13180980
Oi shutchya gob you noodle-kneed branch head
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>>13180977
>>13180970
PLANTS EXISTED IN EQUESTRIA BEFORE PONIES GOT THERE. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE EVERFREE
THAT MEANS THAT THERE IS A NATURAL CYCLE

MUD PONIES AND PEGASUSES ARE A SHIT AND LAIRS

THE ONLY TRUTH IS THAT THE SUN DOESN'T MOVE ON IT'S OWN, CONFIRMED IN THE PILOTS
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>>13180943
I had friends before pone

But then depression and anxiety and college happened
So now you're all I've got and it's more than I deserve
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>>13180999
Trips confirm anon for best friend
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>>13180915
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/120718/spring-has-sprung
>>
beb
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>>13180991

>YE WANT THE WIND LET OOT YER BLADDER, YE MUD-SPATTERED PINTO GOBSHITE?!
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>>13180887
but i was making penis chance joke god damnit
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>>13180995
the plants ponies depend on for nutrition might not grow well enough to support lots and lots of pones without earth ponies cultivating them
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>>13180954
>What about the curved-finger boop?
Typically reserved for special occasions such as birthday parties, major holidays, and important social functions, the curved-finger boop is considered to be the "classy" variant. Do be aware of the length of your fingernails, however, as you may scratch your pone unintentionally while booping in this way.

>How many joints worth of curve should I have?
Point your index finger straight up, then relax it slightly, and you should be quite close to optimal curved-finger booping form. Anywhere from 2 to 10 degrees of curvature at the first knuckle is acceptable, with perhaps 1 or 2 degrees of curve at the tip and 0 to 10 at the joint where your finger meets the rest of your hand. Do bear in mind that these are largely guidelines, and your exact curvature depends largely on the dimensions of your phalanges and the size of your booping partner.

Approach your target with your wrist canted slightly in whichever direction is comfortable, and boop gently.

Warning: High-force booping in the curved-finger position may result in sprained joints or, in extreme cases, broken bones.
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>>13181020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAoaCHdTJY
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Why aren't you drawing?
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Would you show pony the magic of cornstarch and water on a speaker?
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>>13181040
Because I'm bad at it
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>>13180876
>>Move the fucking sun
>>Wizards all over the place making your life easier
When was the last time a unicorn that was not a main character did any of this?
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>>13181040
I'm going to bed.
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>>13181033

I boop how I want when I want. Even under handed booping

FUCK THE SYSTEM
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>>13181040
because im really dumb
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>>13181040
Because I just got up and haven't even had breakfast yet.
I guess I could do some requests after that though. Anyone got some?
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>>13181031
See here's the problem.
I really think that any pony could grow plants. But only the Earth Ponies can grow them efficiently enough to feed all of Equestria.
A small group of ponies with no earth ponies among them? Yeah they could survive, ran their own farm but the same number of Earth ponies would outproduce them easily. \

Unicorns are the only ones that can keep with up with them but barely and the quality is clearly inferior to what they make.
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>>13181040
I really apreciate it when i see actual little kids enjoying FiM stuff like this
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>nonconsensual boops
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>>13181041
You mean
>Anon tries to leave MLPG.gif?
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>>13181040
Because my mother never encouraged me in anything when I was a child
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>>13181054
Are you too busy with your legion of anons
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>>13181060
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>>13181058
Unicorns are pretty baller at harvesting though.

It took two making quality cider to outdo the apple family until the apples started working at unsustainable levels.
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Damn, that rarara micro was pretty good
There wasn't enough length to it for me to give any sort of reaction though

Am I going to enjoy any of the other comics or should I just leave while I'm ahead?
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>>13181053
>under handed booping
Sweet lord. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? You could lose your hand at the shoulder if your partner so much as twitches wrong, and even those with booping instructor certification hesitate to demonstrate such a maneuver outside of a controlled environment.
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>>13181079
Read them all man.
ALL

Except the Dash and Fluttershy ones. If you don't want too.
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>>13181079
>Buy me things!
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>>13181080
#yolo
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>>13181079
Also

>implying I have friends
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>>13181079
Well, You will enjoy the CMC micro, so just keep going
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>>13181070
that actually doesnt exist
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Good night, MLPG.
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Why is she so big, /co/?
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>>13181104
Oh so its just me then
Well this is embarrassing
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>>13181104
do you want it to
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>>13181109
Because macro/vore fetish?
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>>13181080
Like I said, living on the edge bra with strong winds ablowing.
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>>13181040
because i won't make friends anyway
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>>13181109
why is she so ugly
jesus christ
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http://derpiboo.ru/413389

NO
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>>13181107
See you tomorrow.
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>plant three pumpkin vines in the spring
>currently: three pumpkins just barely starting to grow
>take three CS classes in succession at state uni
>three easy 4.0s
>calc, linear alg, etc, range from 3.5 to 4.0

tfw unicorn
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>>13181118
it's just airing the movie on TV
shill out
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>>13181118
I actually want to watch this

With MLPG
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>>13181080
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Just a reminder that your life is going to be nothing like how you hoped it to be and will probably be much worse than even your most pessimistic aspirations
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>>13181087
>>13181102

I suppose I'll go download the rest of them then
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>>13181118
>>13181126
Stram PLS.
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>>13181109
If you suddenly had magic at your disposal in a world with no magic prior, wouldn't you turn yourself into an oversized badass?

I would.

I'd go naked rei on the whole planet.
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>>13181096
>#yolo
Oh. Well.

In that case, carry on. I'm sure there are hospitals eager to put your organs to better use than you will. Assuming anything's left after your partner purges their anterior sparkle siphon all over you, of course.
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>>13181131
Impossible. I am the most pessimistic human being who has ever lived.

Also, I don't have aspirations of any kind
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>>13181131

I refuse to accept your reminder and I will pretend I'm cuddling a Sweetie Belle while I sleep tonight.
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Are over-the-counter boops any good?
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>>13181110
>>13181112
yes
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>>13181079
The main ones are pretty good, pretty much equivalent or better to a typical show adventure episode.
Of the micros:
Dash one sucked, Twilight one was good but the colourist fucked up the art, Fluttershy one had some nice parts but was overall a bit bland.
Rest are good and worth reading. CMC one was great.
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>>13181131
Much like this horse, my life is perfect.
I have my PC and my own place.

Also I'm trying to learn programming so I can say I developed a game before.
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>>13181150
Yeah, but they're way weaker. You can't even get high on them.
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>>13181131
Well ahead of you

Wait, what if I hope it'll be shit? Does that mean it'll be amazing?
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>>13181151
Okay what do you want me to do
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>>13181135
>twilight beefs baking
>baking
>the science for hungry people
#BEEF
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>>13181040
YOU BETTER FINISH THAT APPLE BLOOM KID SHE'S ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED BECAUSE SOMEONE STARTED TO COLOR HER DON'T LEAVE THAT FILLY HANGIN'!
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>>13181131
I have no hopes for my life. What happens happens. I'll just try to do my best in what happens and see where that leads.
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>>13181109
Sunset Shimmer should have had a villain song. Not the dubshit songs of the movie - maybe a parody of all those shitty girl pop songs like britney spears type thing while she sings about dominating equestria to create a weird contrast

sort of like in that one game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69ncghlwZVA
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>>13181157
It just won't be

You're going to die
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>>13181150
Not worth it. They're poorly executed and the effects don't last anywhere near as long. Even at the reduced price compared to prescription-only boops, you'd be better off with the controlled stuff.
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>>13181169
Looking forward to it
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>>13181162
The chemistry part of baking is easy as shit.

The cake decoration part isn't.
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>>13181168
Needs more lenseflare.
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>>13181168
What the fuck
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>>13181175
When you die you'll go to equestria

The ponies there will not like you

Neither will the griffons

or the dogs

or the changelings
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>>13181177
>twilight's food is one of the tastiest thing you have ever tasted
>But it looks like she just sit all over the plate
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>>13181168
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what if humans could use magic but instead of coming out their hands and dicks it came out of their asses
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>>13181192
>>13181168
Die transponyist scum
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>>13181159
lets go out to eat eh
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>>13181186
Then it'll be mildly better than being here, so I'll take it
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>>13181189
>Twilight's shit is the tastiest thing you have ever tasted
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>>13181198
ever have a pie shake?
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>>13181198
Alright, where do you want to go
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>>13181131
i love you too anonymous
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>>13181194
eat a shitload of skittles
taste the rainbow bitches
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>>13181209
Mewball are you a furry
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>>13181189
>you eventually convince rarity and twilight to work together in the kitchen
>this happens
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>>13181198
rediv
are you canadian
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>>13181209
Doge version of the dog in that wooden muzzle where you can only see his eyes and snout.
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>>13181217
My god. I just...imagine how a full course made by them would look.
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And you're going to have to deal with the fact that there are dumb assholes born into money that have confidence and all the relationships and opportunities you wish for

And there are dumb, poor assholes that don't work nearly as hard as you that have relationships that you wish for

Life is fantastically unfair and you got dealt a shitty hand by being a dorky unattractive guy with no confidence that got tricked into thinking that being smart or working hard would end up in you being happy
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>>13181226
>Anon faints at the sight of it, landing head first ontop of all the food
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I'm trying new and dangerous forms of booping, like the REVERSE DOUBLE-BOOP.

Is my pony at risk of serious bodily harm from this?

>>13181217
Beautiful.
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>>13181231
Well I'm a dumb poor asshole that doesn't work hard at all
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>>13181217
I hate it when food is so pretty I feel like a barbarian eating it.
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>>13181245
you're toying with forces you don't understand
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>>13181245
is it gay if butts are touching?
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>>13181248
it's a good thing it never looks like the menu then
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>>13181241
Fuck that man. I wouldn't even eat it. I mean it would jut look divine. A goddamn murder to eat it.
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>>13181231
Pretty much. Can't argue with that
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>>13181241
>the food starts slowly vanishing
>the mountain of ruined beauty shrinking inwards towards his face, like water going down an upside down drain
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>>13181245
>Is my pony at risk of serious bodily harm from this?
Only if you don't use adequate lubrication, and even then, I highly urge you to seek consent from your partner before attempting this boop.
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>>13181231
At least I'm male.
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>>13181261
>Anon creams his pants in the process
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>>13181271
>Literal cream

what on earth did those two put IN this cake?
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>>13181258
I live near a culinary school and they have a little restaurant run by the senior students and supervised by the teachers.

They fucking pull out all the stops trying to make that shit tasty AND pretty.
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>>13181055
Celestia

with a big chinese strawhat

watering some flowers
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>>13181215
Mewball is a dog on the inside

I bet he's a pomeranian
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>>13181271
So each meal made by Twilight would and Rarity would have two orgasms.
One when you see it and another when you eat it.
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Why do you guys give mewball so much attention when he isn't drawing?
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>>13181259
>you will never convince Twilight and Rarity to run a sideline business as dessert caterers
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>>13181287
>mewball is doge
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>>13181295
Because MLPG always responds to shitposting.
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>>13181055
Twilight and Rarity baking and Anon sweating when seeing the food
Bonus points if both Rarity and Twilight are covered in cream and dough.
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>>13181296
pls, they have to consider the Cakes into this

in before Mrs.Cake is skilled enough to reate those sorts of cakes, and thats just the start of what talent will do for you
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>>13181295
If my drawfags made what I wanted all of the time, they would get boring
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>>13181295
he's built his celerity on art and namefagging. i should have done the same.
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>>13181308
>implying Pinkie and the Cakes wouldn't get involved as business picks up
Look at this, anon. Just...just look, okay?
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>>13181253
I-is that bad?

>>13181262
What sort of lubricant is supposed to be used? I went in dry the first time.

>>13181255
no
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>>13181231
>tfw discovering video games make me happy early on
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>>13181245

Anon...
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>>13181321
are you that one guy from the IT Crowd
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>>13181304
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>>13181321
MOSS NO
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Sometimes I feel happier than normal and don't constantly contemplate suicide
Then I go to bed and remember that the extent of my human interaction is pretty much posting about ponies on the internet because I don't even have the mental fortitude to establish myself in another community

Then I don't feel so happy
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>>13181295
Ah, he changed the colours like that Anon suggested. That does look better.
>Tits
>GR
Oh.
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>>13181308
Cakes got nothing on those two teamed up.

Twilight gets the best possible taste n the world thanks to SCIENCE. And Rarity making them pretty? Alone yes they have no chance against the cakes.
Twilight's food look like something even the CMC wouldn't be capable of making and Rarity's food is just nice, nothing special.

But together? Even Celestia would bow down to their cakes.
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>responding to /r9k/ shit
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>>13181344
That was there from the very beginning.
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>>13181321
>I went in dry the first time.
Sir, I do not know how on God's green earth you managed to avoid becoming entangled in your pone's anal spinnerets, but the fact that you are still here to tell the tale speaks volumes to your skill.

Gentlemen, inform the rest of the clans. We have a new master in our midst.
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>>13181339
If you're not paying taxes, kill yourself. If you are, then do whatever you want.
If you want more from life wake up and take it.
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>>13181374
>if you're paying taxes, stop

Fixed that for you

>supporting illegal warlords and corrupt officials
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>>13181339
But where would you even go apart from here?
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>>13181295
>tfw just now realized the blog title is a double entendre

I AM SO STUPID
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>>13181131
>Just a reminder that your life is going to be nothing like how you hoped it to be and will probably be much worse than even your most pessimistic aspirations
my life is turning out to be quite the opposite so far
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>>13181383
Thank you /pol/
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>>13181387
>humanized sugar plays card games
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>>13181339
What do you have the mental fortitude to do?

People depressed because of inability tend to have a bad case of caring about the wrong things. Didn't you watch the show? Everyone's good at something, and that's important, no matter how dumb that thing is. Even the contributions of talentless hacks lacking in any sort of prestige are appreciated (see: skrillex, mewball). You need to explore life and find your thing.
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>Starswirl and Darkwarp have the exact same stats and move set.

Care to explain why this is?
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>>13181408
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>>13181412
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>>13181409
Not anon but how do I find thing?
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>>13181412
>SB's sugar was better at the start
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Fem Shining > Fem Snips
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>>13181387
>tfw w00t will never draw pone
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>>13181422
Do thing

if thing sucks do other thing
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http://i.imgur.com/V7KOJ3c.gif
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>>13181425
But Shining Armor has no character whatsoever.
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>>13181417
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>>13181425
i can't even comprehend a fem!Shiny

but i will fight you
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>>13181425
I agree
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>>13181428
could be a decent flash
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>>13181435
You only agree because she's a supercute gril on the internet
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>>13181428
Man, what stamina.
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>>13181428
Oh my.
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I present the CURVING DRAGON BOOP.

>>13181335
>>13181330
there's no god here today

just me


>>13181356
I learned from Grandmaster Fish, the old king of Boop.

You wouldn't think it of the old fish, butt...
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>>13180166
>breast puns and large tits

oh boy my favorite
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>>13181448
>ten seconds
>didn't even hilt
>stamina
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>>13181444
>supercute gril
meeeh
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>>13181423
I think new Sugar is cute but old Sugar is more plump.
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>>13181427
But all thing sucks. I've run out of thing to do
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>>13181451
my god

it's full of stars

tell mai waifu I love her
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>>13181446
>the portal didn't take twilight to earth.
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>>13181428
>>13181441

Make it Shining Armor
You have to fuck Twily's mouth and balance a "sleep bar" and a "cum bar"
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>>13181459
it was more like five seconds

horse tier
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>>13181446
>eqg base
>totally read that as "egg base"
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>>13181215
i used to be extremely when i was 14
not much anymore
ALSO STOP POSTING MY OLD ART YOU CUNT
>>13181295
mlpg always responds to shitposting
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>>13181463
>new Sugar
new Sugar is too toony in her proportions. Old sugar is where it's at
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>>13181425
rediv pls you draw fat things all the time y u no like sugar?
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>>13181428
I'd wake her by licking her horn.
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>>13181480
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>>13181481
I never said I didnt
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>>13181465
>>13181465
I'll tell her, Anon.

I'll tell them all after I ascend.

SEE YOU IN EQUESTRIA, HOPE YOU WEREN'T PLANNING TO BOOP ANY PONIES!
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>>13181444
Yeah, about that...
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That time already?
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>>13181480
>We will never get a mixture of both
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>>13181464
You haven't run out of thing to do. There are lots of new things to do, you just haven't cared about trying them because you think lowly of those things.

If mewball thought lowly of drawing ponies and gave up when it came down to that, he wouldn't

uh

maybe mewball isn't a good example
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>>13181480
>old sugar
>not old spice
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>>13181508
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>>13181502
Girls can have dicks.
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>>13181516
how many doge pics do you even have
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Rediv's manface isn't cute.
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>>13181511
>I'm on a horse

Full circle.
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>>13181511
http://derpibooru.org/156656
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>>13181425
Is there even any femShining at all?
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>>13181508
What thing should I do then anon?
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>>13181523
not enough to make him as doge on the outside as he i son the inside
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>>13181428
I want to this to my roommate
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>>13181529
And a bit of both:

http://derpibooru.org/163850
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>>13181536
>>13181428
literally rape culture
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>>13181536
STOP CUMMING IN MY FOOD ASSHOLE
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>>13181524
Hateanon pls
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>>13181523
he has whole folders

we can see him dogeposting in his stream where he is presently drawing

get in here if you want to see horse being made
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>>13181529
unf unf both cutie marks
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>>13181529
too curvy
even if it's nice
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>>13181541
Check your privilege.
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>>13181536
It's a guy isn't it
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>>13181532
Paint
Draw
Carve
Sculpt
Flute
Piano
Guitar
Etc
Fish
Build fishing rod
Sail
Build boat
Destroy things

Do you want me to go through the list of every possible talent or are you capable of doing that on your own/using google
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>>13181542
>implying he doesn't browse /v/
>>13181556
Yeah
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>>13181540
>that feel when no big dick snails on chubby sugar
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>>13181536
>>13181542

Oh shit it's this anon again
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>>13181536
Is your roommate a boy or a girl?
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I'm slowly hating mewball more and more every time he posts, and some of the flaws in his drawings are beginning to become more and more apparent with his childish behavior leaking into every single image he makes, as if it were a desperate plea for attention. It's probably a matter of his popularity, though if that were the case I'd be shitposting hating him a lot earlier.
Polite sage, I just wanted to get that off my chest and didn't know where would be a proper place, even though I know this isn't it. I just hope that the general hops on the next horse soon so this will get buried, and will not result in any sort of severe derail.
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>>13181559
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DEMOLITION TEAM
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>>13181563
>tfw no rediv
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>>13181563
ulp...ulp..ulp~
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http://i.imgur.com/k2YXRtW.png

I pick the cute one.
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>>13181559
>Destroy things
Like threads?

Should I keep doing thing even if I'm bad at it? Or move on to next thing?
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>>13181569
he's a short 18 year old furfag living in california. 18 years old.

what the fuck did you expect
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>>13181584
Next thing

Try cleaning your room. You might have a future as a maid.
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if season 4 turns out to be good how many people are still gonna hate it because of butthurt
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>>13181578
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>>13181578
slosh~
gurgle
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>>13181595
Too many.
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>>13181596
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>>13181595
who cares
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>>13181584
>destroying things
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>>13181595
At least those who already hate every episode after S01E01/02 because they weren't written by Faust
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>>13181596
oh god
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>>13181594
Well I'm kinda good at that.. but that's hardly a talent

What sort of butt tattoo would one even get for that?
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>>13181589
Well I'm exactly the same but 1 year older, and I feel a little bit the same way
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>>13181595
everyone in this thread
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>>13181608
>using magic, Lyra can forgo having to breathe air for up to an hour
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>>13181616
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>>13181569
No surprise, it's not like spamming the doge pictures would be 'accidental shitposting', for some reason he seems to be aiming exactly for that.
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>>13181616
Magic, you say?
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>>13181612
so am i, and i can't believe how much i changed in one year. going to college and having my dreams destroyed by stress, depression, and laziness really helped.
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>>13181616
she doesn't forego breathing, she just teleports air into her lungs and carbon dioxide out
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>>13181626
>using magic, Lyra can instantly refuel your seminal vesicles and shorten your refractory period
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>>13181595

It will take a lot to make it good, but if it does turn out good then I will like it. I try not to condemn on past offenses, but I have no hope left for the series.

I only come here anymore for the occasional picture and writefaggotry.
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>>13181634
>you will never snuggle her in bed, your cock spasming non-stop as you fill her with semen for hours
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>>13181595
Unfortunately, a lot probably.
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>>13181634
>using magic, lyra can accidentally put you into a coma while she tries her brilliant fix for your refractory period
>using magic, lyra can turn your brain into a potato trying to bring you out of the coma
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>>13181624
and christopher robbin before that.
i honestly don't mind, except the fact that it just make him more popular than if he were to do art alone.
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>>13181638
>you will never fall sleep buried balls deep in her winking vagina, its pulsating vacuum-like spasms pumping inches of girth and length onto you
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>>13181634
Would cumming for an hour kill you?
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>>13181637
>having hope in a kid's show
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>>13181579
SB pls
you know this isn't the proper size for either of them
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>>13181638
hmm, random thought: Sugar cum inflation
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>>13181650
>you will never wake up in the morning to a massive mare-pleasing shaft that can spurt gallons
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>>13181652
No, but your dick muscles would get super buff.
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>>13181660
reality is so cruel
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>>13181657
pls

Snails is fine, Snips just needs to be thicker
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>>13181652
Yes

>malnutrition and dehydration from semen overproduction
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>>13181654
>having hope
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>>13181649
I don't care if it makes him 'more popular' or anything like that, but if I wanted to see the same fucking pictures over and over again every thread with no relation to the text of the post I'd visit the bread.
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night thread at its finest ladies and gentlemen
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>>13181673
But you're not actually producing it
She's magicing it into your balls
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>>13181666
Satan confirms
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>>13181678
>feeding despair
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>>13181679
/b/read was banned and had to go somewhere.

Welcome to hell.
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>e621 has been deleted
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>>13181673
That's why you go 69 for rehydration, dude. You clearly didn't think this through.
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>>13181686
why do I get the novelty trips when I'm not trying
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>>13181673
But it's not your semen. It's Zecora's magical super-fertile hyperspunk.
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ur waifu a fag
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>>13181687
>having unrealistic goals
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>>13181643
>as it turns out, the potato fix actually works
>you rise the next day as a Pod Person who consumes sunlight and shits oxygen

>>13181666
You can fix that, Anon.
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>>13181689
say it ain't so
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>>13181699
h-how?
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>>13181679
I think he genuinely has aspergers

He's a portrait of a young chrischan
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>>13181699
>image
Where is this and how much
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>>13181689
It isn't 404ing
They have server issues all the time.
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>>13181679
it's not really that bad. Mildly annoying but ignorable. It could be much worse but I wish he'd stop with those pictures
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>>13181695
>lesbian waifu make outs
I'm okay with that
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>>13181589
As somebody who started consistently posting november 2011 and just turned 19 a couple months ago, his age doesn't really mean very much.
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>>13181689
Well I guess I'll be killin myself now.
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>>13181705
Go to Equestria, anon.

>>13181709
the shadow realm
your soul
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http://pastebin.com/Ds7agQ5W
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>>13181689
>implying furries know how to keep servers running 24/7/365
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>>13181723
>rape

So close.
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>>13181666

BILLY MAYS HERE IN THE DARKNESS WHERE DEAD THINGS LURK TO TELL YOU ABOUT BLOWTIE, THE TIE THAT DRIES YOUR CHIN
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>>13181718
Mid November 2010. Almost 20 now. Age doesn't really matter. Even Googles is like 19 now right?
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>>13181722
I will pinch you in painful locations
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>>13181722
and how do I get there, based anon?
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>>13181708
>stereotyped repetitive behaviour
>limited interests
>strange obsessions
>likes homestuck

Guys I think that autistic guy is autistic

What if that guy that wants to fuck lyra wanted to fuck lyra? Wouldn't that be a trip?
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>>13181569
Agreed.
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>>13181699
>sold for 650 dollars
God damn
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>>13181739
With a gun, anon.

>>13181737
That's okay, anon.

>>13181751
At least it's not that one Fluttershy that went for $2000.
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>>13181754
But I wanted this one
The flutters one is butts
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>>13181744
>implying that lyrafucker wants to fuck lyra

slander
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>>13181754
pics of the fluttershy one?
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>>13181738
Cheers is that you, u lil shit
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>>13181754
>With a gun
u havin a giggle there m8
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>>13181738

alright mlpg. you're reading the next book of game of pones.

which character is going to get killed next by the mad princess celestia
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>>13180157
>nestle

Ponk would be disappointed.
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>>13181770
trixie
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>>13181770
whoever is the one thats the starky landblaster asshole
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>>13181775
anthro a shit
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>>13181775
Still hot
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>>13181770
I'm betting Rarity comes back because of the Red Priestess, there's no way that they can continue the story without her perspective.
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>>13181774
>pinkie
>not making her own chocolate
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>>13181775
I usually find hooved anthros as exceedingly silly, but BadgerBen's really turn me on for some reason.
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>>13181774
>Papyrus font
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>>13181774
>just chocolate
Twilight would like to have a word with you, sir.
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>>13181789
>implying that's fucking Papyrus
It's close, but still.
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>>13181787
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>>13181784
>pinkie pie's grossly overpriced home grown 100% organic cacao
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>>13181801
She always looks like she's mid sneeze. I mean I know there's a 5 foot horsecock just off screen but still.
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>>13181795
Mmmmm, espresso bear.
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>>13181760
I think I lost the picture with my old HD, but I still have some relics from season 1 floating around.

It was an Ebay auction, you can probably google it.

>>13181764
That's how it's done, anon. Don't question it.

It worked for me.
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>>13181784
Pff
Pinkie is a candy slut. She takes whatever and is satisfied with it even if it's crap
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>you will never have your waifu belch in your face continuously for an hour
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>>13181817
Okay, not that one.
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>>13181814
>It worked for me.
[citation needed]
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>>13181803
>pinkie
>not making cheap, processed stuff to sell and keeping the good stuff for herself

She's a connoisseur.
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>>13181817
>Jeep
>wrench
Every single image
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>>13181820
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>>13181819
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>>13181820
That's actually pretty hot in context
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i just fucking fapped
why are you guys doing this to me
what do you have to gain
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>>13181827
wow i fucking forgot I had this
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>>13181844
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>>13181844
your undying loyalty

what was it to?
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here's a thing

sorry for posting so many doge and other images i guess, i didn't think people cared much

excuse my autism i'm gonna go hug my lyra plush and kiss her goodnight while attempting to lucid dream about being more popular

thx
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>>13181803
Nigga pls
It'd be actually reasonably priced

Coffee and cocoa are stupidly underpriced for all of the effort needed to farm it
And the 'fair trade' shit isn't any better
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>>13181870
Saved.

Sweetie Spike is cutest ship
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>>13181844
Do it again.
Louder.
Messier.
MORE.
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>>13181861
Generic milf hentai dreck on /h/
GOD DAMN YOU ALL
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>>13181844
The changeling is fluid, able to be anything. She feeds on love.

The MLPGer is static, stagnant, forced into one form. He feeds on your pain and shitposting.

>>13181822
Citing this pony as evidence.
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>>13181823
>connoisseur
nah, pinkie's a candy-slut. I think more sophisticated deserts would scare her, she'd be the kind to overindulge on sweet, artificial crap like gummy-bears and second-rate milk chocolate
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>>13181876
>not pone
1.21 gigahitlers
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>>13181870
Mewball pls lrn 2 crosshatch or use solid grays/blacks

Shading with lines is dumb
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>>13181875
EA, is that you?
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>>13181884
>Citing this pony as evidence.
anon, you aren't in equestria.
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>>13181893
no but I share his sentiments
also orgasms are pretty great
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>>13181904
they are, aren't they? thinking of having one soon myself. any suggestions?
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>>13181893
Wasn't me, but I am still here.

I should be asleep though.
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>>13181870
Replace doge with drawings of pone and diamond doge

PROBLEM SOLVE
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>>13181890
No you're dumb.
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>>13181851
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>>13181904
>>13181910
all this talk about fapping will drive me to do it. and i wanted to just hold out for a few days
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>>13181890
>you need to crosshatch
>but don't use lines
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>>13181912
EA, go to bed. Dream of futa princesses filling you to the brim and beyond, then snuggling in against your back to enjoy the afterglow.
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>>13181923
I'd that pony so hard
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>>13181938
But anon, I want to fill those princesses myself. Every hole.
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>>13181930
Straight lines with no lines going through them.

Please watch this masterpiece of neonazi cinema for further explanation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37wW5rR8624
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>>13181945
That can wait until you go to shower in the morning. You need your rest, otherwise how will you possibly satisfy all of their needs?
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>>13181938
hot
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>>13181870
>Lucid dream about popularity
>Not lyra

This is why mewball will never belong.

mewball is the bosnian turk to our glorious serb
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>>13181541
What if you had consent prior?
Like
>Tonight I'm gonna cum into your mouth while you're asleep.
>Sure! I can't wait to go to bed.
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How much does celestia take?
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13182022
>wings
>perfect
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>>13182020
12%
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>>13182020
99%. It's only fair since you live by her whim and continue to draw breath because of her mercy anyway.
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>>13182020
>comic
I chortled
doesnt need to be pony
I feel like this joke is from something else
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>>13181870
>excuse my autism
I hope you aren't taking those guys seriously
>diagnosis over the internet
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>>13182020
The tithe probably, would fit from the setting.
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>>13181428
>that's a cute gif
>oh
It's never as easy as just cuddling, is it?
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>>13182020
They really should add magic missile to the tax code.
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>>13182045
Sadly not.
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>>13182011
Now where was that sleepy pony sleepsex fic? I've lost the link.
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>>13182045
Yes this fandom is full of furfags thanks for asking
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>>13182045
for a brief half-second I thought it was a finger and was hoping for sleeping pony petting
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>>13182045
>>13182056
What about getting off to people dressed like disneyland greeters makes people draw a shitload of fetish porn? I
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>>13182045
'fraid not.
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>>13182067
Zoophilia/xenophilia

Deep down, they want to fuck actual animals and aliens.
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>>13182045
faggot
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>>13182067
What about ponies gives people boners?
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>>13182079
i would a sexy alien
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>>13182082
The butts, I figured that one out.
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>>13182079
Aliens are sexy
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>>13182082
cuteness + female + sentient = sexy time
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>>13182079
eh, I'm pretty furfag but 3d really doesn't translate well
beast is fairly fucking disgusting
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>>13182045
furries dont understand real emotion
they are just baseless hedonistic creatures
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I drew Goat Train a thing. I don't think he's on right now but I thought maybe you guys might like to see it too.
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>>13182094
>broad general statements about a group of people
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>>13182098
It's shit
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>>13182079
Aliens are sexy. I would fuck an alien.

So are wolves. I would fuck a wolf.

i still wouldn't fuck pone
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>>13182098
>tfw no one will draw me a thing for my birthday
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>>13182098
Her hair should have lines in it.
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>>13182107
I am going to save that image and post it just for your birthday, anon. No one has to know
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>>13182106
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>>13182098
I am beginning to notice a pattern here
could it be that applejack is goat train's favorite pony
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>>13182101
>defending furries
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>>13182082

Wings.
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>>13182112
You don't even know my birthday anon
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>>13182107
Goat train was the only one who drew me a thing for my birthday. It made me super happy.
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>>13182106
Why are you even here then?
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>>13182124
It made you happy that only one person bothered to draw you something for your birthday?
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>>13182124
Well that was nice of him
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>>13182107
did you ever draw anything for anyone? did you brush it off with "oh, it was nothing"? do you have mlpg friends who can draw?
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>nobody drew something for your birthday
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>>13182124
I'd draw you something for your birthday.
If I could drew. And if i was capable of remembering bitrhdays. Seriously I'm atrocious at that. My birthday is the only one I can remeber.
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>>13182114
I'm serious. Take a look at what I have in my porn folder.

http://goput.it/s96.gif

>>13182126
Pone is cute and entertaining.
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>>13182116
Yeah, AJ and the Mayor
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>>13182135
That was nice of him.
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>>13182133
>did you ever draw anything for anyone
Not on mlpg

I talk to mewball every once in a while but it's hard to keep a conversation with him
Same with rediv
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>>13182135
Jesus christ, he isn't that bad.
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>>13182135
what a swell guy etc etc
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>>13182135
god dammit anon
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>>13182107
>that feeling
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>>13182130
at least someone did. I got no drawings at all despite drawing about 5 or so things for people I thought maybe liked me. The bastards!
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>>13182143
>>13182145
>>13182146
>>13182147
you guys
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>>13182118
>lack of reading comprehension
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>>13182130
Well I really wasn't expecting much. The fact that someone drew something for me at all was awesome.
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>>13182155

>defending furries
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>>13182135
I thought nobody died.
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>nobody drew you a thing for your birthday
>it was actually pretty good
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>>13182161
That's a good thing.

I hate it when people die.
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>>13182161
He returned.
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>>13182160
>damage control
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Have you ever drew something for someone's birthday?
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>>13182079
I would very much be a Captain Kirk if I ever had the opportunity.
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>>13182154
Cheshire pls
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>>13182177
I can't draw.
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>>13182177
I gave up drawing when I drew a bad self portrait in kindergarten
I wish I was joking
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>>13182144
im sorry
when was/is your birthday
message me on skype if you want im sorry im not very interesting and bad at conversations
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if it weren't for the moe fetishism and furfaggotry this would all be five people in a /co/ thread. all lauren had to do was make the ponies look more like horses.
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>>13182177
Yes, read all about it here
>>13182153
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>>13182183
Can't be Cheshire, I drew something for his birthday
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>>13182177
i wanted to draw something for LK but he said no
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>Upset that no-one drew you a picture for your birthday
>People on the internet that you've never met

My friends or family didn't even send me a text on my birthday
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>>13182189
Nov 20
It's alright though, I didn't try tonight because I was playing payday 2 with some friends most of the night

On that note, I really need sleep
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>>13182177
No. I have no one to draw for.
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>>13182177
When I remember that it is someones birthday, I draw something for them.
My folder with birthday pics is probably bigger than my folder with regular pics
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>>13182139
>that picture

>this is what we look like to the outside world
>tfw
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>>13182198
I wish there were anyone I cared about enough that I would appreciate their attention
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>>13182207
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>>13182200
ill probably forget but if i get the skype notification ill probably ask you what your favorite pony is
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>rediv trying to lose weight
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>>13182208
I think you're better of like that than having everyone else on the planet meaning more to you than you to them
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>>13182207
HOW
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>>13182197
you know when people say no to these kinds of things it means "it's really all right, you don't need to bother, but deep down inside i'd be very happy to get something from you"
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>>13182207
That's a pretty ugly pony.
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>>13182208
i second this motion
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>>13182127
>wings
>halo
wut
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IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY BUT COULD SOMEONE DRAW ME A PINK PONY?
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>>13182224
sure is hard to find out

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