My Little Pony GeneralSpike is the best horseDead: >>13171377
imports from old horse>>13175294Only Twi's been shipped out so farPonk is up for preorderFlutters is confirmed next at brownieconDash is probably fourth for maximum bronybuxThat leaves AJ or Rarara for fifthso give it half a year
Second for ponk peu
>>13175335that's not a horse either!sheesh mlpg
>tfw endii hates her
>>13175402>tfw I don't like thing
Soup time.Chicken or Spicy Shrimp?
>>13175396the only reason I even make threads lately is so that some idiot doesn't.
>>13175402Didn't ednii recently make that quest with snoop lion?
>>13175401>Only 86 days.
pony butts drive me nuts
>>13175371But muh rarity plush
>>13175453>tfw you will never lay with Rover and stare into his eyes
>>13175465I know that feel.
>>13175161>"M-mr. Starswirl, sir." >Starswirl looks up from his twelfth or twentieth book. Twelfth that he's read. Twentieth that he's eaten. Its hard to keep track.>Twilight is holding up for him his own personal spell book, the which she herself was able to complete and become a princess, inventing new magic.>He just looks at her. The lights are on, but everyone is on vacation and the dog is at a sitters.>"I-I wanted to show you this." She flips to the last page. "See? I was able to finish what you started.">He continues to look at her stupidly, not comprehending>He's only been living here a few days, but the tree library is already a mess. Books are strewn everywhere. Un eaten food is molding on tables and floors. Spike's been no where to be seen. Yet he's thrown out some of Twilight's most important posessions, including the Elements of Harmony, which she scooped out of the waste bin>"I just wanted to show you because....well, you're my idol. You're the pony I most wanted to emulate, aside from Princess Celestia. You're insight and understand of magic and the world has do-">He reaches forward and tears the last page of the book, devouring it and the spell Twilight had modified and then continues reading the book in front of him>She's so shocked and taken about what just happened all she can think is "Yup, twentieth book."
>>13175492That's kind of gay
>>13175502The same could be said of MLPG in general
>>13175502It's only gay if the balls touchtfw will never frot with Roverwhile staring into his eyes
>>13175401Hey, at least we have comics to tide us ogre.also EQG soon, right?>>13175481Patience, anon. It's not my fault they decided to do the two best horses first.
Would doge enjoy faux banana ice cream on French toast?
>>13175545WELL YOU WERE DEDWHAT WERE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?draw stupid sexy Rover
>>13175499Writer here.Stop immediately.Go back to puns and stupid jokes.This story is literally reading like an extended version of the Stiggs intro.
>>13175554Could you eat that thing like a small sandwich with your Cherno Alpha hands?
>>13175585fuck you I love his stories
So I just woke upWas the comic released?
>>13175585Writing fanfiction does not mean your criticisms are worth listening to.
>>13175585Anonymous hereShut the fuck up and sit down Let people write what they wantEat shit
>>13175593Maybe? I ate a sammich about that big the other day with just one hand. Not that it's a good idea, that's a hell of a huge dessert.I thought they were just Wreck It Ralph hands, though.
>>13175555Fight me, quads.>>13175585General browser here, ignore this fagort.
My waifu is the gold standard.
>>13175610>I guess this Anon has something in common with Faceless...>Yeah, they both enjoy shit!
>>13175630Cherno Alpha is cooler
>>13175622Yes. Go buy it because it's never getting scanned.
>>13175585It's totally better than that stupid harem thing I was writing with Cloudchaser and Flitter crashing in Anon's house unexpectedly.
Marker has a bad password, what do?
>>13175593Chistery has like Cherno Alpha hands?
>>13175658post more human acid
>>13175675That's not Acid, you quintuple-nigger.
>>13175650Prise pls>>13175675>fans of danfoms
>>13175655He's turned Starswirl into a 'lolrandum XD' character.
>>13175585Astronaut here, shut the fuck up
>>13175658Wait, what?Wait, WHAT?
>>13175631The quads have already spokenThough ponk is actually 2nd best pone
>>13175705I don't take orders from space cases!
>>13175695No, I'm serious. Empire isn't scanning the comic anymore.Buy the book.
>>13175702Pretty sure there's a difference between 'lolsorandumb XD' and 'age and magic overuse have finally taken away his sense, leaving him a barely-functional person'.
>>13175648Well I guess I got an upgrade.Th-thanks Anon.
I did a femrover
>>13175713Let's talk about Ponk.I like her mane.
>>13175694That movie was so good>Tfw no starfighter pilot pone except for that scene
>>13175702"eccentric mage with little sense of right and wrong" is a pretty common trope
>>13175754I like her butt
>>13175748It's pretty good, but it needs a little somethingmaybe uhwider hips?
>>13175748>I did a femroverYou ready to take care of the litter?
>>13175738You going to call back or was it just a one night thing?
>>13175748>doge with titstoo furry
>>13175562Its midnight but...ok
Heres my draw
>>13175748>torso and hips not in alignment>that might-be-sitting posegah>dat chub
>>13175737I've been in enough D&D sessions with wizards to tell you that no, you're wrong
>>13175773isaac pls we need a real marker
>>1317579910/10 I hate it - Gamespot
>>13175799you should use SAIeven if you're using a mouse
>>13175806Just because Rick is an asshole wizard doesn't mean all wizards are assholes
>>13175737>>13175765Age and magic does not turn powerful mages into Shotgun Wizards.Usually Liches, but not Shotgun Wizards.
>>13175754I like her smile
>>13175773Ah, dang, it doesn't work when I link to the wrong post. Sorry, Chistery.>>13175748
>>13175759>sound player is brokenwhere's the working one at?>>13175767>>13175834me too
>>13175631>that picThat reminds me: Would any of you homos care if I storytimed all of the original Mask comics on /co/ this weekend? I was planning on doing them after I did Microwave Plane 1&2 and maybe Asscastle.
>>13175829wizards are by definition assholes
>>13175803fuckI'll do better next time, coach
>>13175853Sure, why not? The only time I ever go to /co/ anymore is for Toonami.
>>13175842>>13175773I was so confused.I DID think we had something special, Isaac. ;_;
>>13175860Shut up Rick.
>>13175799Why did you draw an anon rodent?
>>13175853Skip asscastleDo mask
Pony toots beside you. Do you hold your nose or breath it in and appreciate the smell?
>>13175860But not bumbfuck retarded.if his brain is so fucked how does he know how to even use magic eh?!
>>13175892Hahahawhy i unf
>>13175499>"Twilight, we really think you should tell princess Celestia about this.">The other five confront Twilight in her home. She's defensive. For all his problems....its Starswirl the freaking Bearded. >"What? Why?">"Because he came by my farm and turned all of the apples into wooden toys!" Applejack says, furios>"He said it was a holiday....">"And he's been being upfront with me and everyother proper mare in ponyville!" Rarity says haughtily>"Well, a stallion of his years is bound to be lonely....">"And he keeps trying to scare me!" Fluttershy says, on hte verge of tears.>"Well Flutershy, you do tend to get scared a l-">"He turned inside out!">"Yeah!" Dash says, backing her up. "And he keeps changing the weather with his freak magic.">"It's not freak! I'll have you know he invented th-">"Twilight, its snowing outside and its 90 degrees.">"Well....hmmm..." Twilight turns to Pinkie.>She hold up a cupcake>"No thanks, Pinkie. I'm not hungry.">"It's Gummy.">"What? Oh......ohhhhhh.">>13175832>>13175765Actually yeah, the Shutgun Wizard comic was what originally started this idea for me. The bsis of my idea of the character was that he lacked that important element that Twilight had found through friendship, and thus could not achieve the things she had, despite his great knowledgeBut I'm going somewhere with thisProbably not anywhere good, but I'm going there
>>13175892wonderfulnow some pubes
>>13175853Do it and let us knowI don't frequent /co/
>>13175909same reason why people who learn to drive can also be capable of getting drunk before getting behind the wheel
>>13175908I would laugh at pony
>>13175892Damn it how did you know of my fetish for disproportionately large asses?
>>13175930>not at least lurking /co/why are you here?????
>>13175799Is that just a pun at the word anonymous or is there something going on here?
>>13175895>Skip AsscastleI can't believe what I'm hearing
Sojust read the Big Mac book.Really great and enjoyable bit for me it wasn't the same reaction as the Nightmareity and Chrysalis comics. I just prefer the comics to be about the mane characters.Don't get me wrong I loved it but it just wasn't exciting at all for me. It was just some fun and that's it. It was the same reaction I had when reading a micro. Fun as hell but after all of that Eh it was cool but that's it.
>>13175878Apologies. Perhaps you can look back on this moment with cerise-stained lenses, if it helps.
>>13175975That's a pretty cute Ponk.
Do I upgrade my kittens or get these extra 10% income cookiespls help
Alright, cool. I'll probably start on Friday after after I get home from work. I'll let you guys know when I start, but I can't post a link because you know how that goes.Do you guys want to know when I do Microwave Planet or just the Mask? Because it probably won't be in the same thread.
>>13175958It was lame and kind of creepy.The artist calls himself lamezone.
>>13175952I'm in the same boat. I don't mindlessly browse most boards unless I'm looking for a specific topic in particular
>>13176015Cats. They increase exponentially, as opposed to the percentage boost.
>>13175936That...makes zero sense.
>>13175987> cerise-stained lensesFUCK
>>13176006>Ponk>ever not cute
>>13176015>only 30 million cpsWowJust wowGo with the kitties.
>>13176056just because someone can have a high INT doesn't mean they don't have shitty WIS
>>13176065(read: all of the time)
how does it feel
>>13176004Ponk should not be a sad pony.Get her another sundae.>>13176015what the fuck is milk and how does it worn anyways
>>13176077I got on the wagon late okaygosh
>>13176093Uh, hello and/or duh?
>>13176093...Why would anyone think it's not canon?
>>13176041No the artist is named Party Dog. His Website and tumblr is called lamezone.He's seriously one of my favorite indie comix guys around next to Simon. That's why I like Ghost so much, because her art reminds me of his
>>13176093WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
>>13175987> Cerise-stained lensesYou mean Rose Tinte-Wait that hasn't been written in like two years.
>>13176093>Twi had this experience and learned from itThis is the only thing that bothers me.Learned what exactly? That Friendship is Magic?!
>>13176093MLP Season 3 is not canon.
>>13176093>Tfw you still have a decent argument against "ponies are canon attracted to humans"
>>13174275>>13174328>draw JunebugSo, would a flower-cart at a pony market be like a snack-cart at a market here?
>>13176093As long as it isn't mentioned in the show I guess
>>13176047>robot fistsSaffron what temple did you get into this time?
>>13176139Probably. And vases are candy dishes.
pony is dead
>tfw there'll never be an augmented reality pone game for the 3DS
>>13176132That teen pregnancy crosses dimensional borders.
>>13176132I like Family Matters
>>13176114for the longest time idiots kept saying dont worry its separate universeslike rugrats grown up
>>13176171Pone would poop pixels all over your hand
>>13176158It's not that surprising, though what the Sam Hell did she learn, other than "coast through everything, your friends will see you through and your magic powers will return despite being in a region of space-time where they shouldn't work at all?"I mean even if it's "how to handle being asked on a date," hey, whatever, man
>>13176139that's so cute
>>13176139Not all flowers are edible to horses thoughMostly just the ones that are edible to humans, like all the daisies except the one used to make absinthe, tiger lilies, and roses.
>>13176177I don't know. I think Urkel was cheesy.
>>13176119That means twi also has a canon crush, we maximum girly tripe show now. faust is rolling in her grave.
>>13176183But Rugrats Grown Up is in continuity with the original series.
It's not pony or horse related, but I thought at least a few of you would like ithttp://exhentai.org/g/624597/891d40d4fb/
>>13176214It was your typical cheesy 90's sitcom
FLASH SENTRY ISN'T CANONI REPEATMCCUNTY SAID SOTHIS MUST BE TRUE ISN'TDESPITE THE FACT THAT EQUESTRIA GIRLS IS CANON S04AHAHAHAHFAGGOTS
>>13175919Scrubbles...Don't drink and write.
>>13176231ponk the pank
>>13176208Dude it doesn't matter what real horses can eat.Tomatoes, chocolate and a shitload of things are deadly to horses yet they eat them on the show.Fuck sake by now all the Apple family should be dead from eating so many Apple seeds
>>13176222the thing is people were saying mlp and EQG are not related at all.they were wrong and the doomsayers were right.
>>13175919>"Look, I know you all have problems with him and normally I would be right behind you on this. But he's really just a very old pony all alone in this time and we really should give him a little slack. I mean, he hasn't hurt anyone.">Pinkie shoves the cupcake in her face>"Pinkie," Twilight says, bushing her hoof aside. "Think about it. If you were a cupcake, would you be unhappy?">Pinkie is taken aback and actually has to go sit down and ponder this for a while.>"I assure you that Starawirl is nothing more then just aan elderly pony in his twilight years..." Twilight says, flinging open the door to the basement where Starswirl is staying>Inside is a huge contraption, with spuriting Tesla coils, savage bolts of electricitly danceing and Spike as the ceterpeice, hacinging upside down. He seems to be asleep.>Below him is a funnel and below that is a jar full of a bright green liquid. And next to that is Starswirl, wearing huge goggles>He looks up at the ponies when they open the door>"I require a large amount of dragon essence for my experiments. This will not suffice." >"Ok," Twilight says. "Let's get the princess.">>13175990That's not at all true!The difference between Discord and this character is Discord is actually good.For two episodes
>>13176247Please stop shitposting.
>>13176240well i needed that
Since we're hurrring and durrring about the movie, why was Earth Twilight going to a different school then everyone else in Equestria?
>>13176245NOCAUSEYOU KNOWHE LIKED CHEESE
>>13176257Apple seeds aren't toxic unless you eat a few thousand of them in the span of a few hours>show horses have a human diet so little kids don't want to mimic them and eat poisonous foods>implying that it changes what flowers they can eat all that much
>>13176275That artist also did a MLP doujin if you're interested
>>13176141Few months ago:>Well. as long as EQG is stand-alone thing and not canon Im ok with thatNow:>As long as it isn't mentioned in the show I' ok with thatAfter s04 episodes:>Well as long <insert another brony excuse>You are pathetic.
>>13176247Oh, this is all because you're crying over Flash Sentry? Jeez, anon, just because he's not going to be a character in S4 doesn't mean he doesn't exist.
>>13176295She never transferred from the other school, the one she went to in canterlot before episode 1
>>13176305>dandelions>daisies>not fucking deadly
>>13176114WHAT WHAT COULD HAVE SHE POSSIBLY HAVE LEARNEDGOD FUCKING DAMMIT THERE WAS NO LESSON
>>13176326Old news, stop being so slow, he is canon and in the show:>>13176093
>>13176247meghan never said that. she used her lie speak to evade the question.
>>13176309yeah i already saw that when it was posted
>>13176347He is canon, but not in the show
>>13176314No, I've always been saying that. If it becomes a big thing then yeah, I'll probably just watch S4 for the sake of it and leave after that
>>13176208>roses.Sorry, those are not poisonous to either horses or humans.Some of them actually taste kinda good.
>>13176345FUCKING DEADLY DELICIOUS
>>13176336But then why is Celestia the principal at that one particular school, with her sister as vice principal, and everyone from the show there (minus Flash Sentry)?
>>13176336That's because the girls in Equestria are slightly older and out of school. Twilight basically went diagonally back in time.But what if Sunset made certain Twilight's parents never moved to the Canterlot High area?
>>13176305A cup of seeds is deadly for horses.A goddamn cup. That probably means 100-200 apples, true but I could see the Apple family having Apple eating contest when visiting relatives or things like that.And yes it actually kinda changes since they aren't like humans nor like horsesThey also eat hay. Isn't hay dnagerous for humans
>>13176368>all of those piercingsunf
>>13176349She didn't evade the question nor lied.
>>13176093Didn't she say that EQG Wasn't canon specifically in a tweet?
>>13176388You can eat hay, you just shit it out whole.
>>13176382Dude in that universe Celestia doesn't know Twilight. One of the ost important parts of Twilight's life isn't there.Also Sunset Shimmer has been there for at least 10 years.
>>13176362>but not in the showonly a matter of time
GUYS WHAT DRAWLAST ONE TONIGHT
>>13176362What is in "Equrstria Girls is canon" you don't understand? What me to explain?
>>13176388>Isn't hay dnagerous for humansIt depends if there's a mold or fungus roosting in it, but mostly it's just not going to break down properly in a human intestine. You can eat it but you get like dick nothing in nutrition from it.
>>13176376He didn't say they were toxic. He was using them as an example of flowers that humans CAN eat.I mean, Rosewater is a flavor. And there are flower-flavored teas and sodas out there.
>>13176419She's a liar who has to dance on the strings Hasbro gives her. What did you expect to happen?
>>13176442Pinkie getting attacked by giant cookies
>>13176402Q: Does twilights boyfriend exist in the mlp universe?Meghan: He does not appear in season 4.how does that answer the question?
>>13176446He is canon, but won't make an appearance in season 4These statements are not contradictory you know?
>>13176419>Didn't she say that EQG Wasn't canon specifically in a tweet?Meet McCunty, anon.
>>13176478The question was "will he be a character in season 4"
>>13176479He lives in another kingdom. That's my guess.
>>13176419No, she said nothing of that exact nature.All she said on it was that Twilight's BF won't be a charachter in s4
I'm really disappointed that upon receiving news about the show, someone's first reaction is to come here and repeatedly shitpost with it.
>shitposters everywhereSee you later MLPG
>>13176093>>13176419>>13176458I'd like to see her force me to stop denying that EQG ever happened, much less make me accept it as canon.
>>13176431Uh, dude, "thirty moons" works out to two to three solar years. It's a real pain in the ass but it hasn't been a decade.Sunset may have been Celestia's star protoge before Twilight, but she's been gone only about as long as her stay in Canterlot High. It's possible that Celestia has other students under her care but only Twilight has been the one chosen as her "most faithful."
>>13176516Pretty much yeah.He's on staff as a guard in the crystal empire and twilight is off elsewhere doing princess things.
>>13176516He's a new guard in the Crystal Empire.That's literally all we know about him.
>>13176442Pinkie being tackle hugged by gilda who is clearly drunk
>>13176516He's a guard in the Crystal Empire
>>13176538>>13176541>>13176549Oh god he's more a gary stu than I imagined.
>>13176451http://www.treehugger.com/green-food/42-flowers-you-can-eat.htmlHe needs to work on his list of edible flowers then.Fun fact red roses taste like strawberries slightly. Texture is like felt, be warned.
po po po po PONIES
>>13176442Sex fucking pony
>>13176479You are no better than this pathetic piece of shit:>>13176141Keep saying that and I will see your reaction when he will be confirmed as canon. It won't be long, just as with EQG confirmation. Stay brony my friend.
>>13176531what if the orbital period of equestria's moon is longer/shorter than the one of erath?
>>13176564It's not that strange really, the guards were probably short handed and just needed some extra horsepower
>>13175335would you a bug, mlpg
>>13176584Nah, it's not, Apple Bloom would be a lot older otherwise.
>>13176490>>13176489Are you sure? I thought I remembered a screencap floating around specifically saying EQG wasn't canon
so guyshow's your wait going
>>13176567Well it's not really surprising - most fruit trees cultivated today are in the Rosaceae family, which makes them all distantly related to roses.
>>13176531In the comic Sunset goes in the human world before Twilight even took the entrence exam. Before she had her cutie mark.
>>13176605Fanfiction chat please go
>>13176578He is canonCanon does not necessarily mean actually appearing. Does Cherilee stop being canon if she does not show up in an episode? Of course not!Even if we never see him again, he would still be canon.
>>13176584What if everything on equestria is half the size of the earth equivalent, even the measurements, so the ponies are really really tiny?
I still haven't seen Equestria Girls. Whether it's cannon or not doesn't really matter to me right now, I'll just wait and watch S4 and judge for myself whether it's bad or not. I just wonder if I'll be missing out on anything by having not seen the movie.
>>13176141I dunno, i kinda enjoyed twilight being traumatized when she was first human. it was cute.
>>13176606More than sure man. This is the first statement regarding EqG's being canon.
>>13176626>tfw no Cheerliee in S3
>>13176584For some reason or another the days of their week and months seem to align with ours. While I realize that's a solar calendar that seems to suggest the length of their year is consummate with ours.>>13176617And I imagine she kept coming back and getting increasingly pissed off Twilight has eclipsed her (hurr hurr).
>>13176646At least she was chumming around with big mac in just for sidekicks, but still a disapointment
>>13176605>tfw no Skype>tfw no internet friends
>>13175585Just felt like throwing my hat in amongst those who also thought this guy was a fucking colossal faggot, pay no attention
>>13176636"Planet of psychotic apes" and all.
>>13176612So is Roseluck a cousin to the Apple family?
This is the lady writing your show, broniesShe thought you wanted this
>>13176617>>13176637that comic is as flawed as equestria girls itself
>>13176636I'd say it's more like a "fish out of temporal water" than a traumatization
>>13176674>I forgot the bandwagon was still here!
>>13176686>only one person writes the show
>>13176686>says fake right in the filenameare you even trying anymore?
GENTLEMENWHICH SHOW WRITER IS CURRENTLY YOUR WRITEFU/WRITEBANDO
>>13176627it would mean that the ponies would collapse under their own weight and die should they ever come to earth.and who says they breathe oxygen? equestria is not earth and the world might have developed a look similar to earth, while being fundamentally different
>>13176658>And I imagine she kept coming back and getting increasingly pissed off Twilight has eclipsed her (hurr hurr).No because Celestia has been monitoring the mirror constantly. She didn't return till then.Also again She went when Twilight was a filly and came out as the she was in the show.>>13176637The SDCC Big Mac comic had anextra 8 page comic with Sunset Shimer and how she went to the human world. A prequel if you may.It's part of a 48 page EqG comic that will be released later8 pages on how Sunset reached the human world and 40 pages on how she ruined the friendship of the other girls.
>>13176606>>13176606I remember it too but can't find it.
>>13176531Cadance was canon Celestia's apprentice before she graduated and became a princess
>>13176725>twf havnt read any comics yet
>>13176725>tfw the comics are looking better then the show.NO!
>>13176725I like it
>>13176737>has been monitoring the mirror constantly>no guards even on the thing>she misses Sunset coming out of a portal whose cycle is KNOWN
>>13176750>that face on CelestiaOH GOODNESS~
>>13176747yayponies.euread it you doubleniggerthey are excellent. Except for the rainbow dash micro, save yourself the pain and skip it.
>>13176726Powell went 2 for 2 in S3.So probably her.
>>13176698it was still cute seeing her all worked up about it.
>>13176768That's Cadence's fault. She entrusted Cadence the mirror hoping she would have more sucess than her.
>>13176737But that means that either she left extremely young or she's like a 35-something pony skin-walking in human form.How the Hell does she keep food on the table while posing as a high schooler? Did she just kill the original and take her place as the daughter of a family?>>13176768That's kind of typical shit in Equestria.
>>13176750>Celestia is giving Mac the crazy eye.>Everyone else sees only her normal calm glance....Okay.
>>13176783That we can agree on
>>13176628Whether you saw it or not is does not matter to actual state of thigs: EQG is canon. Deal with it.
>>13176750One of the lessons of this arc is if you want a girl to fall madly in love with you, give her a good headbutt.
Found that screencap, guys...>SeparateCanon was never mentioned, just that it has nothing to do with S4. Not lies, but, Meghan is definitely not trust worthy.My opinion? Fuck this bitch. I'll take any other writer on the god damn planet.
>>13176584Doesn't seem soEven so the portal opens at every 30 moons.100 moons ago in Equestria Apple Bloom was almost identical as she is now, just a bit shorter.Time passes 1:1 in both world1 Day there means 1 day in Equestria. If Apple Bloom was like that 100 moons ago that means that Sunset left Equestria thousands of moons ago.
>>13176628Watch it anyways, it's more pony stuff.As a whole it was mostly a par for the course episode other than a weak ending.
>>13176807but every episode after MMMMMMMMMMM is fanfiction, and that includes MMDW
>>13176811I hope it works on my waifu
>>13176819Talk about cherry picking your tweets
>>13176819That statement was meant to clarify concerns that "EQG is season 4"yes there were people actually dumb enough to think that was actually the case
>>13176704Naw, I just got out of the shower. Saw the comment, thought the thunk, and realised many had already said it.
>>13176819Dude are you stupid. That just means that EqG has nothing to do with S4, a thing SHE SAID MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE.
>>13176057I need to go through this episode and get some screencaps for images.
>>13176858>dudeWhat is this, highschool?
>>13176684>roseluckWhy do people use that stupid name?It's longer than her real name and was never used in the show. The show calls her Rose multiple times.
>>13176868It's a pretty fantastic episode, right down to his apoplexy over the mint condition merch getting opened and ... played with! By CHILDREN!
>>13176827I was planning on watching it actually, much like S4 I was going to make my own opinion after seeing it instead of just going by what everyone in here was saying. I just haven't actually gotten around to doing it yet.
>oh hey MS is streaming i havnt seen him in months>i wonder what he is drawing>its girls with giant dicks
>>13176878Hey man calm down.We're all Bronies here, there is no need to argue.
>>13176748>show>same flash assets reused 100 times>only praised because it has secondary movement and actual animated sequences, making it better than johnny test>rife with errors>comic>individually hand drawn panels by artists that want the ponies to be sexy
>>13176896... What's his stram?
>>13176896What else were you expecting, anon?
>>13176896>MS evolved from child porn to futa.Not shocked.
>>13176883>grandma will never lovingly rape you
>>13176858>That just means that EqG has nothing to do with S4, a thing SHE SAID MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE.AND NOW SHE SAID EQG SI CANON RETARDAND BEFORE SHE SAID EQG TAKES PLACE BETWEEN S03 AND S04 AS A "BRIDGE"DO THE FUCKING MATH KIDSeriously, how can someone be so retarded and desperate? All this denial.>MUH SHOWYour fucking show died when Lauren and Renzetti left it and dumb Hasbro put McCunty in charge. Deal with it.
>>13176248You're not my mom!>>13176263>Twilight writes an immediate letter to Celestia >But she doesnt recieve an answer for hours and agonizez of every minute>Meanwhile Starswirl is outside, mubbling and shuffling in the dirt again>Spike is at Fluttershys, pretending not to cry over what happened>Finally, Twilight recieves and answer>From Celestia arricing in Ponyville herself>There's a huge impromptu fanfaire for her, but she waves them all of without a second glance>"Where is he?">Twilight leads her to him, findhimg shuffling in the dirt not too far away>They approach slowly, not wanting to frightnen him>"Starswirl?" Celestia syas softly>Slowly, the stallion looks up, meeting her eyes>"Starswirl. Do you remember me?" She says soflty>Even slower still, as if prolonging the moment, Starswirl looks back up at her, his jaw slightly agape. >But then his eyes sharpen and he says through clenched teeth>"Yes. I do.">He then stomps a hoof to the ground and it beginds to glow orange. A patern flows along the dirt roand, down the street, all ascross ponyville in a solid concentric circle. He wasn't just shuffling his hooves like a tired olf crazy pony.>He was building something.>Twilight and Celestia both take steps back, but it wa alrady too late. Huge spikes of energy lance up to the sky is teh four cardinal directions, before curing back to the each and enveloping Celestia in a concentric prism of lancing sparks>Twilight turns on Starswirl, only to find the senial old doting stallion now dressed in his iocnic robe and jangly hat. And while he is no younger, he seems to be much more clear headed, more coherent >He snaps his neck>"Wow! I can NOT beleive how long that took! But I guess every dog has his day! He saunters over and pats Celestia's magical cage, where she is frozen solid in magi. "Get it? Every dog? Get it? You don't get it;. Whatever."
>>13176935Oh you're still shitposting.Nevermind sorry.
>>13176878I call her Roseluck
>Yes, in that Twi had this experience and learned something from it.Bitch can't you just say it's all canon instead of picking and choosing what's convenient to say is canon at the time?What WAS the lesson in EQG anyways?
>>13176885Even the physical characteristics are spot on>forehead thinner than face>upper lip sticks out>chin recedes>sparse facial hair>pig nose>ill fitting black T shirtIt's like they went to a con, wrote down everything they saw wrong with the attendants, and made it a character
>>13176949And I ask why?That's not her name. Never was. In Briddle Gossip she's called Rose. In A friend in Deed she's called Rose.Why Roseluck?
>>13176935You're making good points, but if you're going to post them like THAT people are going to just think you're shitposting.
>>13176954Why don't you ask Meghan?
>>13176935Also the comics aren't canon.
>>13176978>Implying god created an artist this shitty.
>>13176973No he actually doesn't have any point. EqG is canon but has nothing to do with S4. Not a hard thing to understandS3 is canon but not related to S4 same thing.
>>13176984red pls draw
>>13176983she blocked my after i asked why hasnt she killed herself yet
>>13176973>>>13176945MLPG in a nutshell. Don't like something? Call it shitposting and report!
>>13176949jesus even the book that calls bonbon sweetie drops calls her rose.>>13176984>wrong hair
>>13176998Sure it is not. I screencapped your crap just to throw it in your face in 2014.
>>13176984A wiki made by fans? And toys? She doesn't even have the right hair color on the toy. Meh whatever.
>>13177012Make a fake account and ask.
Yo how bad do you guys want to watch a movieDEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER WE WILL WATCH EITHER ROBOT JOX, POOTIE TANG, KUNG POW, OR ALIENCHOOSE WISELYOh and if anybody got that lyra STRAM image that'd be dandy
>>13176989after the s2 finale nothing is canon. there is no such thing as mlp canon it does not exist.
>>13175335>dogeI fucking hate you mlpg
>>13176975I remember a time when I had this page (and the drawfriend one before it went down) open all the time in a tab. Now I've only opened it up about 3 or 4 times this year so far.
>>13176938>Drinking>Not taking sleeping pills so you trip balls while writing.Seriously Ambien writing is fun as hell!Plus, after the accident the cops just assume you are sleep deprived!Sympathy un arrest!
>>13176878I don't care about your shitty opinion. She was named Roseluck by MLPG ages ago and I like this name.
>>13177057So your ignoring canon. For Fanon.
>>13176964Most aren't nowadays, but you'll always find a few.
>>13177014I said you WEREN'T shitposting, it just looked like it.I'm giving you credit, here
>>13177046Do you have Aliens?
>>13177034i have molested 3 horses in my life. i have groped 2 butts and touched horse ballsack.
You wake up to see Twilight laying next to you, wearing your shirt. Her eyes are just barely open and have sand in the corners, but she sees you're awake. She smiles sleepily. "You smell good", she says, voice still froggy.What do?Human or pony.
>>13177067>So your ignoring EGYeah? I do.
>>13177072And here comes the buthturt brony to deny the truth and suck up Mccunty's shit so more!
>>13177067why does it matterit could be her fullnamelike Lyra Heartstrings
>>13177088Blink, reply "y-you too" without thinkingpony
>>13177090But Briddle Gossip and a Friend in Deed is the pony show.
>>13176938>"Hey! Leave the princess alone!">Dash comes hurling in from the sky, all the power propelling her at top speed.>Starswirl swivels hi head 180 degress to meet hr face to face>Dash stops mid flight and shrieking back a little just becuse how freaky that was>"Insolent!">Another stamp of hi hooves and another shover of energy envelops a stunned Dash>"You brute!">Rarity charges forward from the crowd, her horn a glow with magic>Starswirl raises an amussed eye brow and with a wave of his hoof, she too is trapped in light>"You big bully!">Pinkie Pie sumersaults into pay to throw down tih the big man himself>He doesnt even acknowledge her and she trpapped like th rest>>13177056sorry ,already asleepGood night mlpg[spoiler[I dotn write smut fic
>>13177092can't you make an argument without resorting to buzzwords and insults?
>>13177098>Rose Luck.I'll allow it!
>>13177092...wut? Did you quote wrong post?>>13177072Not him, just pointing obvious.
>>13177081Yes, up to Resurrection.
>>13177088nuzzle her shoulder
>>13177088>sandBut I live in the center of fuckin canada far away from any lakes, rivers, or oceans
>>13177088how much did i drink last night"you too"
>>13177118What's wrong with Bridle Gossip?
>>13177110i like but the face doesnt feel like luna to me
>>13177122Your Fizzle fic's pretty good.
>>13177110MSOB has drawn a supposedly male figure!The world is ending!
>>13177110...Is that supposed to be Big Mac? What's with the chin tuft?
>>13176896It's almost disarming how much time he's spending rendering the fabric folds in the cock socks. A true dedication, that.
>>13177110Wow, this is awful.
>>13177141Every single face he draws is the same.
>>13177072Please Anon tell me what point does he make.>Meghan says that EqG isn't related to S4>Meghan also says that EqG is canonHow are any of those statements a lie or contradicting eachother?
>>13177088make her some eggs
>>13177149It's a shame about the one he just finished.
>>13177142It's a cartoonshow
>>13177171You're supposed to make her pancakes
>>13177140I guess I understood his comment wrong. I ws talking about something else. Ignore it.
>>13177149it wasn't his, some dude just took the name for whatever reason. I'm inclined to believe him.
>>13177149I feel like if I try to fight agaisnt it and say no no, that was some other guy, mlpg and others will jus keep brining it up anyway
>>13177110i should really stop unfing to everything you postbut it's so gooooooood
>>13177159HE DRAWS FACES!?
>>13177155>a girl who likes dickgrillsunf
>>13177142They also get sunburns over their fur
>>13177109Aren't they kind of young to be wearing whore paint
>>13177199>putting your dick in a barbecue
>>13177202Furmatologists recommend sun block for that.
>>13177218>Fucking furnace pone.
>>13177218And now you know the secret to Hebrew National hot dogs.
>>13177223What do they recommend for frostbite over sunborns? besides a coffin.
>>13177199Wait, what?No, man, I'm just saying he must be spending some time rendering things properly.http://manhood.mb.ca/This shit was in a FHM magazine like eight years ago and it's seared in my consciousness.
>>13177160Looking at the tweets, she says that S04!Twilight learned from EqG. This could be seenn as contradicting the ealier statement that EqG would not be canon to S04. If anything, it's really more a sign we should be slightly worried than doompauling it up.Bear in mind, I'm playing Devil's advocate here and might not be presenting his argument well either
>>13177243I thought they only did circumcisions!
>>13177246Never letting Twilight try new spells.
>>13177088tell goatrain 'pls'
>>13177266They circumcised Purple Tinker twice, you know!
>>13177280I guess chin circumcision isn't one of them.
>>13177261>his could be seenn as contradicting the ealier statement that EqG would not be canon to S04.She never said that EqG isn't canon to S4. That doesn't even make sense.She just said that EqG isn't related to S4. As in when talking bout S4 we're not talking about EqG. Sunset and Flash won't be in S4 and that's it.
>>13176896>irisuh, it's been over a year since i last heard of him and unfortunately that fucker is still alive>>13177055i know that feel.i used to check fimchan every day
>>13177202>it's not keratin strands>it's living tissue>ponies are closer to shoggoths than horses
>>13177110Oh my god those hipsThat stomachThose tits
>>13177307Wow, what a gay_ little dragon.I like taht drawing.
>>13177311In that case shouldn't Snips and Snails be in agonizing pain in PvC when they shaved part of their fur?
>>13177203Have you seen little girls today? The are total sluts.
>>13177303Speaking of Sunset, if she comes through the portal and enters Equestria in pony form, where is the Equestrian sunset?
>>13177333That Sunset is the Equestrian SunsetThe real question is where the EqG Sunset is.
The ponies have it.>>13177137Eye-sand, bro.>>13177139None, but she might have had a few. She's a lightweight.>>13177171She smiles and rolls over. "Eggs would be nice."
>>13177311http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2csnVNai-o>"A Pegasus on the roof.">"Sounds crazy, no. Certifiably insane!"
>>13177343>implying her body isn't still hidden in a janitor's closet
Which one would you eat?
>>13177327Living tissue doesn't imply pain.Sometimes it's an evolutionary advantage for tissue to be sensory or decorative and not feel pain.
pony needs sexual healing
>>13177355For over 10 years?
>>13177348a few drinks last night? let's make some goddamn eggs over easy
>>13177303How can something be canon to something, but not be 'related' to it? I'm confused.Originally, the first tweet was interpreted to mean nothing from EqG would effect s04 in any way: it could be treated as a spin-off if you wanted. If s04 Twilight "learned from" EqG, this is apparently no longer the case.
>>13177343Then the Equestrian sunset must have parents. Don't they get worried sick when their daughter disappears for weeks at a time?
>>13177333>>13177343I bet one of the sunsets snuffed the other
>>13177110she looks like a prostitute
>>13177348>eye sandTwilight has a beach in her eyeball?
>>13177382Are you sure you didn't draw Dan?
>>13177382not that you'll listen to me, but that face is awful
>>13177382Why is Dan getting tit smushed
>>13177368Let me use some comic book logic on you.A mini series can be canon to the main series of a comic book, but it doesn't have to be related to it.
>>13177382he should be sweating profusely
>>13177375And big mac looks like the kind of hairy but not too ugly guy you'd see in a punk rock band or at a furry convention
>>13177368It's Canon. It happened in the show. Just that S4 won't mention the events of it directly.No Sunset, no Flash.It's like how Putting your Hoof Down is canon but not related to Hurricane Fluttershy, just on a bigger scale.
>watching EqG>on purpose>when you could be doing literally anything else
>>13177332Sweetie Belle, it really is just a phase, you know.But I hope that when you've grown out it, you'll be able to realize that you still looked really good right now.
>>13177382>Dan vs Tits.
>>13177436I enjoy getting angry and cringing.
>>13177369Cadance was an orphan, so we know they exist.Maybe Sunset Shimmer was one, too.
>>13177425>>13177394>>13177401>wf when my nmae is dan>awf I han o face and I want to keep it a secret
>>13177436I'm not watching EqG, I'm drawing.
>>13177410It's obviously dan.
>>13177369When does she disappears for weeks at a time?
>>13177436I enjoyed it
>>13177456>Cadance was an orphanReally?
>>13177436I'm sure I've wasted a lot more than 90 minutes on MLPG
>>13177457>wf when my nmae is dan>nmae>namae>waifu itsu ore no namae dan desu
>>13177425But what if I want to ride Lyra.
>>13177475Cadence's backstory>Pegasus orphan in the woods>Earth ponies find her and raise her in Earth pony village>Evil enchantress enslaves entire town>Cadence defeats her with love or some shit>Wakes up in matrix room, is made an alicorn, Celestia trains her to be a princess.
>>13177403I don't follow, I'm sorry. You're using "related" as some kind of term I'm unfamiliar with, or something.My impression was the first tweet implied EqG was to be of comparable canonicty to a mini series/spin-off: canon with the series that preceded it, but not necessarily canon with future seasons of the main show. This more recent tweet suggests this is not the case.I'll re-read this thread in the morning or something to see iff I can comprehend but for now I really have to sleep. Best of luck
>>13177475celestia found baby cadence alone in the woods.this is the official canon from hasbros mouth.
>>13177465I can't believe it took so long for an actual Dan x Pinkie shipfic to actually be written despite all the shipping art involving them.
>>13177468Same here.It was so-so. It's on par with the average mediocre FiM episode. Not really worth hating or praising.It's also really fun to point out all the stupid shit that happened throughout the movie.
>>13177465Is it weird if my name Actually is Dan and I really like Pinkie and I wish this was real with me>
>>13177514this this and this
>>13177491Too fuckin bad kiddoShe's a strong independent pone that don't need no rider
>>13177524I know that feel.
>>13177491You gotta be compatiblehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibzpOPjWzkw
>>13177475As bad as the book may have been, and how brief and emotionless this story Cadance is telling to her good friend and sister-in-law, it's canon to the show according to the writers.
>>13177502Did Hasbro hire a brony to write this, did they get high and figure this was good, or did they just go 'What will sell more toys?' and go 'FUCK IT, GIRLS WILL BUY THE PINK PRINCESS, THIS HAPPENED!'?
>>13177535>lyra>denying giving a ride
>>13177524>The only good face he has drawn.
>>13177514I completely disagree.It's not even close to the worst episodes in the series.It had multiple flaws, the writing was bad, made no sense, the characters are complete idiots, so many plot holes and things that are never addressed. Never mind that the designs are not that good.
pony should pony pony
does anyone know how to refresh the comment form on paheal? I havent been able to post there for like, a year because it keeps saying my comment submission form is out of date
>>13177557The writter had never heard of FiM before writting it.
Now entering the PONE ZONE________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>13177556>>13177557They Hasbro'd it.
>>1317755790% of the book contradicts the show. Really Cadence's backstory is the only thing in the book that doesn't contradict the show.
>People on /lgbt/ and /d/ that curse their beefy linebacker physiques >People on /fit/ curse their feminine hips and smooth figures
>>13177502And that enchantress wouldn't be the same one who created the alicorn amulent, would it?
>>13177528Is it weird if my name actually is Spike and I want a rarity of my very own
>>13177556I wonder how you get a job writing those booksLikeWho the fuckI meanI get that it's your job and everything but how do you even get that jobIs it in the newspaper listed as "write insipid, flat children's books for a faceless corporation to go along with their toy line and saturday morning cartoon"?
>>13177585Are gelatenous ponies allowed?
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>13177583>what is 3/4
>>13177559>implying that you wouldn't break that tiny pone's back
>>13177583That's not sidemouth
>>13177600they are meant for very small children that only just learned to read really
>>13177611That's right, this is my pony.
>>13177556>Blah blah blah.I see it as a FLUKE that the amulet sounds a little like the Alicorn amulet.
>>13177559Whenever i see this drawing I think the hooves are little shoes and that makes it super sexy
>>13177548>you'll never have a pretty surrogate big-sister figure who endlessly fawns over you
>>13177585My favorite zone to be in!
>>13177618She'd still want to do it.
>>13177611I think that you're rather unique.Perhaps you're something new.
>mlp season 4 will never air
>>13177629I am asking how you get the job and what the job is calledI am fully aware of the target audience
>>13177110This is too hot to even describeplease more
Dragon wants you to fuck his butt, but dragon has a cloaca, which means that dragon's dick is inside his butt.What do?
>>13177588>So when Celestia discovered special little Cadance in that mysterious location, her fate was sealed.That sounds omnious.
>>13177422Ok I lied about going to sleep, I suppose this makes sense.I could have sworn she said EqG was not canon to s04, but I must have misunderstood. This is a little dissapointing: I thought EqG was worse than your average bad FiM episode, personally.
>>13177635When the hooves are done right they look even more adorable.
>>13177637>and smothers you>sometimes literally
>>13177611Yes goyim, I am your pony waifu. Having good taste in ponies is for losers. Never find a unicorn mate.
Trixie's musky aching foot long futa cock
>>13177661>I am fully aware of the target audience>20 something year olds will still buy it.
>>13177654And if you'd like to obligeI'd like to get to know you.
>>13177637I'd feel horribly awkward if I did.
>>13177366Twilight prods at her eggs experimentally. "Y'know, I've never actually had eggs before." She takes a bite and shrugs. "They're okay. Uh, I mean, they're really good."She rocks back and forth slightly, humming a song that you recognize from last night, that played just before you left. "And thanks for walking me home last night. Statistically, crimes are 32% more likely during a full moon."She slowly scoots closer to you as you clean the pan before sniffing you again, pressing her nose against your side, just above the waist-line of your pants. "You smell good", she says again.
>>13177597What? NoShe was controled by an evil amulet that amplified bad emotions and corrupts who wears it.NOW HERE'S THE BEST PARTCADENCE WEARS THAT AMULET NON STOPAND THEN GIVES IT TO TWILIGHT TO TEACH HER HOW TO BE A PRINCESS.SHE GIVES AN AMULET THAT AMPLIFIES ANY BAD EMOTION TO TWILIGHT, WHO AT THAT POINT IS WORRIED SICK BECAUSE SHE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO BE A PRINCESS.AND GUESS WHAT THE AMULET COMPLETELY FUCKS HER UP AND ALMOST DESTROYS HER FRIENDSHIP WITH THE MANE CAST. IF RARITY WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT HEY WAIT TWILIGHT IS ACTING A BIT STRANGE THE EOH WOULD BE FUCKED.So they go to save Twilight.EXCEPT THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE CADENCE GOES TO TWILIGHT, SLAPS HER AND THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED
>>13177592>tfw a /fit/ gay /d/eviant>tfw wish I had a twink body>Got a wide, thick chest>Oh well I still find muscular physiques attractive>Got wide hips and thick thighsI can't winI can't be perfect no matter how hard I try
i feel it
>>13177697>Statistically, crimes are 32% more likely during a full moonWhat, is there a werewolf problem?
>>13177684And I don't mean to be crassBut I want to fondle your pony ass
>>13177684You seem fundamentally funI feel like being your friend
>>13177701What if she was bad and the amulet is just a piece of glass?
>>13177675I want to suckle on that Flitter's tits
>>13177701I still don't even Gilda and TrixieJustWhy
>>13177734Let's see the big city sightsand find how well we blend.
>>13177729There ain't enough Bonbon.
>>13177725quit procrastinatingwork on your art
>>13177701mang what the fuck?I imagine in the future if there are still pony conventions I'm going to be one of those faggots that gets red in the face if you refer to anything past sXeX as canon and this sort of stuff being why
>>13177738bitch swerve I called it first
>>13177725are you feelin it mr. red?
>>13177725But I doubt she wants to feel you
>>13177709The grass is always greener on the other side.
>>13177725>that eye shadowRed pls draw ponies wearing eye shadowIt makes me weak in the knees and I don't know why
>>13177697>"You smell good", she says again.The strangest thing is that I've had this with my exes. They really liked my genital scent provided I laid off the sugar and red meat for a few days.
>>13177745the writer most probably just asked "who are some bad guys on the show?" and just picked those two
>>13177725sometimes your fascination with ponk princess is concerning.
>>13177637>Have a cousin who was a model.>Now married to a pitcher for the reds.>Had this happen to me all the time.TORTURE.
>>13177755fine. I'll suckle on her sister's tits instead.
i want to put my penis in some horse buttcheeks
hey msob you still in here?How goes that tumblr?
>>13177787A-actually I'd rather have cloud
>>13177747I hope you don't if I say I'm smitten by your smileI hope you like all my jokes and that you'll stay for a while
you're all a bunch of fucking nerds
>>13177088>You wake up to see Twilight laying next to you, wearing your shirt.IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENINGI'm pretty sure my heart can't take it.
>>13177110>sin tituloMSOB que estas haciendo
>>13177709>tfw bignbeefy>tfw really effeminate bottomslut boyfriend>tfw he has a much bigger dick than meyou think you have problems.
>>13177736The amulet has effects on Twilight.the best parts after me is how all Twilight's friends go YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU TOO TWILIGHT when she started acting strange suddenly, the part where Twilight is best friends with Gilda, the part where Magic Duel never happened and finally where Gilda and Trixie just destroyed the Apple Family by replacing their cider with mud because....just because. They're bad guys, they don't need any reason.
>>13177803I'd gab that your humor is grand At least what I understandIt seems your passion rubs off It's better than I planned.
Stramming AliensI wait for the day that all of you vote to stram kung pow
>>13177697I, uh... t-thanks.Um. Is the shirt okay? To wear. That you're wearing. Not too big?
what do you sound like?
ill take a request
>>13177845I would of voted for it but I'm too tired and can't sit through a full movie.
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
>>13177823Good thing I didn't read it. I probably would've had an aneurysm.
>>13177851I sound like a fat, sad dude.
>>13177807speaking of fucking nerds, whatever happened to that planned bronycon orgy? Did it must fall through, or did a bunch of you straight-up bang uglies with each other in a hotel room?
>>13177854Twirity at the spa in a hot tub.Please
>>13177854pony in a sleeping bag all snuggly
>>13177832It's the start of something too great it's really much too profoundI'm glad we ventured a chanceIt's frankly hard to expound
>>13177854Fluttershy in the bath
>>13177854Bonbon shoving Lyra out of the way for ear scratches.
LunaFleet FootTea LoveThree mares all with their hearts set on Big Mac.Question is, which one gets the prize and who will be left as the creepy stalkers?
>>13177854Fluttershy driving a 1963 VW 23 Window deluxe Micro Bus full of critters singing and enjoying the ride.
>>13177855dittomaybe on the weekend if we're not hatting
>>13177822>Implying that's a problemI'd give my left nut to find a nice bf with a bigger dick than me
>>13177815What is it called when you get a boner in your heart?
>>13177854Draw a spider dropping onto Rarara's horn and her freaking out
>>13177872Do you think we both have a chance?Can we even get by?I know the odds are against.
>>13177854Goopony CMC tackling Cherillie in a sloppy messy hug
>>13177863the Pinkie book is even worseIn there Rarity goes for being the only character that's in character and not a complete moron from the first book to being king of retards.
>>13177875Luna>Fabricate claims against Fleetfoot>Fabricate claims against Tea Love>Sex Big Mac
>>13177875Luna gets the prize.Of course.>"W-was it good for you too, subject?">'Eyup...'
>>13177889Not a good ideaSpiderbro ;_;
>>13177875They'll all be creepy stalkers. Well, except for Luna.She'd be a very forward stalker. All passes would fly right over his head though, or he just doesn't give a shit. Ain't no time for bitches on the farm.
>>13177875>Luna>heart set on Big Macthat didn't happen in #9 or #10
>>13177854Pinkie Pie stomping grapes
>>13177848You have like ten things going on, just wanted to make sure you didn't forget. At least put up that banner and answer one question so followers start seeing it's not dead.
>>13177877Did anyone ever actually fufill the request where she was a dragon and fucking that bus?Or did the guy give up on asking
She wants you to guess first what's in the wrapper!
>>13177798too late. you already called dibs on Flitter, so I called dibs on CC.
>>13177906>Fabricate.>Not fuck with their dreams.
>>13177906>Fabricate claimsWhat a terrible way to get things done. Just Holy War them.
>>13177773I saw on some biology special that it's something to do with immune systems. Women are naturally drawn to the scents of men with different shit than they have, because it means their hypothetical kids will be better-protected against shit.>>13177727She laughs into your hip and nibbles you lightly before you jump away. "Nah. Full moon just brings out the wild side, you know? The word 'lunatic' is derived from Luna, you know."You know the two of you didn't have sex last night, but you took off your shirt because it was soaked through with sweat (pony clubs are very warm environments), and Twilight summoned you another magically.
>>13177875>who will be left as the creepy stalkers?If Luna became this, Big Mac will stop sleeping altogether.
What is MULPUG listening to?
>>13177854I fucking love SIR.
>>13177906Would the Princess of the Night really resort to such trickery?>>13177919She fucking kissed him on the cheek.>>13177917She will plant subliminal messages in his dreams to sway him to her.
>>13177893We'll make it if we try!
>>13177916NO!NOT SPIDERBRO ;_;
>>13177875Fleetfoot gets devoured by his massive meat log and then unloaded into Tea love, who is promptly eaten by Luna
>>13177924Didn't it start as Dragon Rara with a buick?
>>13177935Can't Holy War with Celestia around. One false move and BAM! Luna's back on the moon.
>>13177949>She fucking kissed him on the cheek.Holy shit, Rarity is in love with Spike!
>>13177936> Full moon just brings out the wild side, you know?Oh. Oh dear.> Women are naturally drawn to the scents of men with different histocompatibility complexesYou can't get much further afield than trans-species.
>>13177925Even if I guess that it's an apple, she'll ask which type of apple.
>>13177951You've hair soft as feathery downWide eyes to look intoSuch trust and vigor for life!
>>13177925Is it a beer?
>>13177925awwww shit it's goat's birfday?
>>13177972Different context.That was a sympathy kiss.This was on a Ferris Wheel, which falls on the list of stereotypical romantic locations for a first kiss
>>13177987I am your pony waifu!
I felt like drawing another pony playing an obscure musical instrument.This is a Tuvan/Mongolian flute called a Murgu.You can hear it here - scroll down to the bottom.http://www.alashensemble.com/instruments_murgu.htm
>>13177926Fair enough, but Flitters got the bigger tits
>>13177994Also on the list: libraries after receiving rubies
>>13177925I want it to be this. But all I know that is just an apple.
>>13177997She was the most passive about it and as a result Big Mac responded to her the most.But Granny Smith and AJ don't approve
>>13177938beastie boys intergalacticnot technically listening, it's just running in my head
>>13178011Not so much>>13178010Canon
>>13177999>MurguOkay that's actually pretty cool
>>13177925ah shitgotta draw aj before i do request gomen
>>13177993It was, yesterday!
>>13178000says who? they both look plenty big to me.besides, I'm more interested in the ass.
>>13177854Mewanon hugging notbonbon notlyra with no lyras present
It didn't really feel like Luna was that into Mac, even with the smooch.
I've got a feverand the only prescriptionis big horsey butt cheeks
Big Mac x Luna OTP
>>13178053That's because the other ponies that were into him were ape shit crazy
>>13178047I can't decide if I like tits or ass better
cheerilee was the most honestly into big mac romantically
>>13178014Granny Smith is too far gone to care; Applebloom likes her, that's good enough for her. But Applejack doesn't like it, for damn sure.Their kid will be red with black stripes and white hair. They'll call him Tiger Red.
>>13178018why is there no pank page?
>>13178078>that feelI just can't settlesometimes I have definitive assdays or boobdays but it never lasts
>>13178014I like how they interacted, and Cheerilee basically has his ass friendzoned.Zecora just seems to fit best with him. But yeah, que racial bullshit with Applejack and Grannysmith.And Applejack still canon does not trust Zecora, and her zebra sense.
>>13178078Ass, hips, rear-entry sex.Every time.
>>13178092She's not worth making one for.
>>13178078Decide based on what side you are facing
>>13178097No she trusts her. She's just incredibly racist.>something bad happens>Did your Zebra sense tell you thatIt's hilarious.
>>13178092She's the clock
>>13178100>rear-entry sexThat phrasing is really unf for some reason
>>13177925I knew I forgot something
>>13178033I thought so too!I think it's neat that a pony could plausibly play it, since it has no fingerholes and the sound is changed by varying the airflow and covering the end of the flute. Also I just like Central Asian stuff and I wish we could see stuff like that in the show. I think it'd be neat to see, especially since the horse is a central fixture of Tuvan/Mongolian culture.
>>13178106I never know what that [song] is from.
>>13178129Because sex "from behind" sounds like the same boring missionary as alwaysBut entering from the rear is what animals do, free and uninihibited. It helps that most of the women I've been with like going just a little deeper or getting their cervix in play.
>>13178126I always forget about that
>>13178018If I listen to the instrumental of that song while I'm depressed my eyes will almost always start watering up.What a fucking loser I am.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13178137I love seeing these sorts of influencesMaybe we'll get to see a neat foreign place when the new pony princess goes on a diplomatic mission
>>13178141Yes, that is friendzoned.
>>13178170>the new pony princess...Pinkie Pie?
>>13178145Moon, and I bet I've told you this before
>>13178171>that is friendzoned
>>13178179The purple one you silly filly
>>13178173I'm just a smidge above average so I can touch or sometimes really pound cervix. My most recent girlfriend isn't as into it as past ones, but every once in a while they want a good hard fuck that reaches bottom.Granted that's not the "fuck me" button for a lot of women.
>>13178125Okay so not distrust, just hilariously racist around Zecora to the point on extreme discomfort.Probably to the point where Mac has to ask her to bite her own tongue.
>>13178114>>13178100Today I still can'tAnal just feels so god damn good but I have a thing for huge boobs
>>13178194But she's been a princess for a while, I thought you meant one of the new ones.
>>13178190Tell me on the Jessy doll where you thought you were friendzoned.
>>13178018sounds like Lev Yilmaz
If the Elements of Harmony change form based on the cutie marks of their current users, why were they stone orbs with basic geometrical shapes when we first saw them?
>>13178200I'm rear-entry anon. Anal is okay but I really prefer vaginal.Nothing quite like gripping at a nice pendulous tit as they sway during a glorious fucking.
>>13178168It's alright, so long as it's not the godawful vocalsIt's actually a catchy 80s styled tune that would go well in a shitty shareware shmup gameThose shareware games had the best music
>>13178211Never saw the video that song is from?
>>13178205She still has the new princess smell until the end of S4e2
This Little Horsey Kissimmee
>Anon is giving Rarity a bath>But is waering swiming truncks becasue lewd>"OH Anon, this is so luxusrious. I can't beleive you didn't confince me to do this sooner..">"I-iknow, rihgt.">She's ralzxing in the shalow water as he rus in the soap into her mane>She's nearly puty in his hands under the exfoliating-ness of his magic fingers>He lathers up and and works on her fancy man>But slowly peaice by peaice of it start to fall off as he goes>"Uh oh.">"Uh oh?">"Ugh oh? Did I say uh oh? I meant to say.....ya wow! Because....wow, you're mane is all....ya!">"Oh. Ok then.">Sighting relife, Anon fins hte soap he was using. It was a body wash. The harsh soap has sunken into rarity's delicate mmane and destroyed it>Ok, keep calm. You can salvage this. He think to himself. Just keep calm and finihs the job>He lathers up again and workd on her tail>Wait, this isnt even soap!>It's canned cheese!
>>13178215They changed back
>>13178196Thing is that it's not intentional. She's just like that. Doesn't even understand how that's racist.
>>13178227This little horsie kissin' me
I got rid of all the waspsin celebration I will post any pony you wantjust about any pony
>>13178215Inactive form maybe?
>>13178231Quick, put some canned bread on it!
>>13178218Low hanging tits freely swaying get me so hard.
>>13178231I blame discord
>>13178170>McCarthy is still head writerMy whole stash of ponybutts says that if they even leave Equestria, they're going straight to the Crystal Empire.
>>13177981She looks at you with what can only be described as bedroom eyes. Where she learned how to do such a sultry thing is anyone's guess, but there's no guessing what's on her mind. She tries to shepherd you back towards the couch the two of you woke up on, always maintaining contact with your body, even if it's just a few square centimeters of flesh. "So you haven't said anything about how *I* smell."You can practically feel her heart pounding a hole in her chest, it's beating so fast. She might be acting like a smooth queen, but she's a bundle of nerves, a kid who knows she's about to lose her virginity.
>>13178218For some reason, I prefer analIt just feels so goodHow tight it is, unf
>>13178246But wasps are your friendsNEET golden eyed bg pone
>>13178234Which would make the 'talk' even more uncomfortable for Mac.Zecora assumes Applejack hates her with all the verbal lashings she gets on the off times she visits. She hates making Mac trek to her hut.
>>13178092Make a thread on http://mlpg.co/sic/ suggesting stuff like this and it could get done.
>>13178269nah, hasbro still wants to sell new toys too, so were gonna see a new place this yearCrystal empire is already covered under the inevitable equestria games episode
>>13178270>She tries to shepherd you back towards the couch the two of you woke up on, always maintaining contact with your body, even if it's just a few square centimeters of flesh.That is some masterwork shit.
>>13178267>Stacking earth ponies.First princesses and now this?!
>>13178284Nah Zecora knows that's just how AJ is. She got used to it. Big Mac is the one that's a bit annoyed. And to an outsider a dinner with them is just watching some people that just want to kill each other.
In my headcanon, most griffons will respond to interesting things with a nasaly, crow like HRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM
>>13178296>fluttershy>Earth ponyYou know actualy yeah she can't be caled a pegasus
>>13178301You need to share that with your sister, little one.
>>13178246you didn't get rid of anything. you just made them move somewhere else.
>>13178296Stacking is an efficient way to sort and store your pone collection.
>>13178275here you goI had to google it since you picked the most hipster pony possible but I had it coming
>>13178290I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not
>>13178301Is that an ear?I honestly am not sure
>>13178270I don't...you smell...Hey. You smell nice. Really nice!
>>13178270>but she's a bundle of nerves, a kid who knows she's about to lose her virginity.If she's wearing that flannel, I'm just gonna have to hike it close to me for a kiss, whether I'm nervous or not this is habbening.
>>13178332they're dead anonit's a cold misty morning, they were all huddled up above my window and I nuked them with deodorant until they all fell out, then swatted them individuallythen I strung up their corpses on the windowsill to warm their kind and fashioned a tiny bracelet from their mandibles
>>13178222yes i saw
>>13178348Yes. Both forelegs are on the heart. So that's an ear.
>>13178315>"AJ, we need to talk.">''Bout what, you and your little zebrafriend plowin' them African plains?'>"...">'Why did you just hit yourself?'
>>13178277I think you mean former best pony
>>13178323TRIAL BY STONE
>>13178323Contrary to popular belief, griffons can be part any bird. Eagle-griffons are the most common, but by no means the only kind. Crow- and raven-griffons commonly shamans, hawk-griffons are scouts, and sparrow-griffons, the rarest of all types of griffon, are harlequins.By the same token, it is believed that in other lands there are griffons of yet more birds, and possibly of other cats.
>>13178402Is this from Cutie Pox?
>>13178419If I wanted to hang out with the jets, I wouldn't have come here.
>>13178270Well she probably smells like the library - old coffee grounds and cracked leather, maybe just a hint of pencil shavingsBut also like the club's candy-floss fog machine juice and the three Red Bulls she had --Your bed and whatever soap she found in your shower before falling asleep with you last nightShe made it lavender for her shower, pungent yet smoothThe combination is pretty intoxicating.
>>13178277for a moment I thought that was a dildo on her head
Would you a tech-mare-en raararararara?
Does Griffons molt and shed at the same time?
>>13178323>"HmmmmMMMMMMMMH~!">"STOP THAT! STOP MAKING THAT NOISE!!">"What noise?">"That WHINY noise you keep making! Stop it!">"Fine...">"...">"HmmMMmh~">"THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD!"
>>13178436Come on man, drinks are on us.
>>13178474Why are they all pointing like that?
Jesus Christ she sickens me.
I love you, human.Hug me and never let go.
I guess I should work on other stuff.
>>13178519that made me go aww
>>13178519Just imagine her shitty self insert OC saying itForget that she writes for the show
>>13178290>>13178362>>13178368She looks down demurely, batting her eyelashes at the compliment, and bites her lip. "Uh. I should probably... Um. Do you wanna... um, scratch my ears?"You reach out a hand and place it against her ear. You can feel a bolt of emotional electricity running between the two of you. After not even a heartbeat she springs at you, as if she were on a hair-trigger. You feel crackling fingers of mystical energy pulling your shirt up, and you raise your arms to let it slip off. You move to take off your shirt from her body (more out of habit than anything else), but she pins your hands against your body. "Nuh-uh."
>>13178533Well duhI mean where the hell is she going to find a bra her size
>>13178533No please don't stop
Have some unf:http://31.media.tumblr.com/85a5b0a38375267edc831e46da22998b/tumblr_msa21jiKaP1rp8l58o1_1280.png
>>13178543BODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>13178519Seems reasonable to me
>>13178533>a cute, tall, stacked girl will never smoosh your face into her chest
>>13178533Why would a being thousands of years old care about a bra?
>>13178519That's a perfectly rational response
>>13178559WaitThis is starting to seem familiarOh shit I'm getting deja vu again. She's gonna bust out the strap-on and make herself cum, isn't she?
>>13178559Now, break out into song
>>13178559Oh jeez.Try to lean in for a passionate kiss
>>13178460What makes you think such a thing?
>>13178569It's not bad... But it's not good...
>>13178519Isn't this what we've been saying already?
>>13178559I put on my wizard hat and robe
>>13178559D-do you still want your ears scratched?...Your back scrached?
>>13178615I know she's just being cheeky / an attention whoreBut, you knowNot a lot of women hold up as well as she has
>>13178592Is that daedric?
I did nothing today!
>>13178533babsmore babsdraw more babs
>>13178455Sweet Omnissiah, I would totally perform the rites of maintenance on her, but only after a pleasant night of incinerating hereteks and communing with machine-spirits.
>>13178615why can I never get these vine things to work?
>>13178533Big-hipped Sweetie is pretty popular. Maybe you could try that.
>>13178455HeresyThe only thing more heretical than pone marines is sergal marines.Sadly catgirls can't be heretical anymore. They're in the guard.
>>13178632That means you should really draw some more giant dicks
>>13178650And I hope she stays that way, forever
>>13178455I would ANY Rarity
>>13178636THAT'S NOT BABSTHAT'S NOT BABS AT ALL
>>13178678>Sadly catgirls can't be heretical anymore. They're in the guard.What the what.
>>13178690I think she ate babs.
>>13178533>not streaming your drawing of this
>>13178712I don't like crowds
>>13178683>her special talent>pushing out children
>>13178715Tea Love next?
>>13178683AA did it better.