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Last Horse
>>13161013

What was your initial thought when you first saw Trixie in Boast Busters? Were you one of those viewers that think Trixie was a villain in this episode? Did you like how Twilight tries to be humble about the whole event and how she outmagic Trixie?
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I hate you
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>mangneto was here
>missed it

noooo
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>>13166487
I have to admit, Trixie gives me about a quadruple take.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XFMrBldVk0s
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>>13166487
screw you.
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>>13166487
I think we should talk about best pony instead
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WHERE MUH COMIC
WHERE MUH MAC SHIPPIN'
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>>13166505
high up /)
down low \)
way too slow
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>>13166521
>tfw that image is comic-canon, only flipped
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This hiatus is killing us.
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>>13166487
>your initial thought
"unf"
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>>13166521
>Mac getting to interact with both Princesses
You can't imagine my jelly
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Trixie should get together with AJ some time. Nothing like a good ole fuckin' with a city slicker to calm your nerves.
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>>13166560
Everyone wants some Big Mac.
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>>13166560
So why not interact with them? They won't bite.

On the first date.
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>>13166585
Stallions are a valuable and rare resource. I still wonder how they maintain their population with such a strange female to male ratio.
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>>13166591
Because I'm not a magical cartoon pony ;_;
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>>13166608
That's hardly an excuse.
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>>13166585
Even the stallions.
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>bronies in denial still drawing unicorn twily
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>>13166607
.. that shouldnt have been funny
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>>13166607
>let's take a humorous joke from some other media and REPLACE ALL THE CHARACTERS WITH PONIES

>IT'LL BE SO FUNNY
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>>13166616
It kinda is, unless you can tell me a secret way to meet them
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would you?
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>>13166607
Polygamy.
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>>13166645
no
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>>13166645
no
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lol u tk him 2da bar|?
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>>13166487
No and no.
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>Ask for requests
>None of them interest me or they're too hard with over 2-3 characters so I don't draw any.
Am I a bad person?
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>>13166645
no
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>>13166627
what's the original joke?
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>>13166645
nah
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>>13166607
Basically it's the norm to have more than one sex partner at any given time, and though marriage is celebrated it's not necessary for showing physical affection and even siring children. The vast majority of Equestrian women are single mothers with a paramour who may have a marriage to a primary partner.

Mr. Cake in particular is very popular.
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>>13166670
Just draw.
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>>13166623
I can show you a lot of things wrong with that pic that don't also include alicorn twi.
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>>13166645
Well, I mean

She's just giving me "DETERMINEDFACE." Not much to go on.

You want me to fuck her clothes or something?
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>>13166640
Just talk to them.
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>>13166670
I hope not
I do that way too much
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>>13166627
>ponies:the anthology
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>>13166677
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z9cjKkqn4
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>>13166689
that huge horn is strangely arousing
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>>13166706
that's supposed to be a joke?
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>>13166699
But they never answer
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Who else read this as "pony pussies"?
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>>13166487
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>>13166687
It doesn't work like that and come out good
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>>13166759
Shouldn't they be cuddly ponies for everyone?

I mean surely leetle girls would also enjoy pony plushes.

... Unless they're lewd ponies.
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/52333/please-dont-hurt-me
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>>13166670
Yes, so take those requests and do your best. Otherwise you'll be a horrible failure
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>>13166681
I like the idea of surrogate fathers but it seems that would cause a lot of social problems and drama.
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>>13166767
>1.5 will never be released
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>>13166759
It's nice to see an ad that actually might be reaching it's target market now

I just wish someone let them know that /mlp/ does not like being referred to as bronies.
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>>13166794
Can I pet that happy pony?
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>>13166701
You did a bunch of my requests, you are okay in my book.
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>>13166701
nobbs!
I thought you were innawoods?
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>>13166834
WOAH IS THAT PONO OKAY
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>>13166670
Mix and match the requests then
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>>13166834
Pone is yanwning. Nothing to see here.
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>>13166813
I was going to, but I can't access their website.
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>>13166834
I'm glad endii showed me the full picture
unf
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This pony can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

Can yours?
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>>13166531
HOW DIFFERENT?
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>13166859
I
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>>13166807
>you will never waste your life on playing BFE(D) 1.5
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I hate when people write out a southern accent and write "I" as "Ah".
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>>13166804
Several human cultures have handled them well enough. In many of them, the children are only the 'property' (for lack of a better word) of the mother. Same with the houses, held property, what have you.

It's part of the reason why evolutionary biology is more or less Western white guys half-speculating that their way of viewing romantic and family bonds has always been the case for H. Sapiens.
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Definitely not my best ink.
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>>13166879
>BFE(D)
>beefed
yeah,sums it up pretty nicely.
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>>13166856
You son of a bitch.
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>>13166881
Blame Mark Twain.
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>>13166881
The trick is to only do it when she's been drinking.
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>>13166897
You can retry or color it.
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TWOILAGHT SPURKLE'S BALOHN
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>>13166904
I stick fruit slices in her, GG.
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>>13166816
Only if pony gets to wear a beard during
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>>13166904
see>>13166907
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>>13166897
Is there significance to the name on that drink?
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>>13166856
no I didn't you son of a bitch
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>>13166920
I personally would use peppermint candies, but never celery or meat. The '60's were an awful time.
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>>13166889
Soccer moms and feminists don't care about such meaningless things as science, history and facts.
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>>13166856
>I know something you don't know and won't show you
Anon please, if you keep doing that I'll have to send you to bed without dinner.
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>>13166925
Sure, why not? I bet its soft.
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>>13166934
>domination
u-unf
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>>13166930
>didn't type it like a retard
not endii pls go
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>>13166889
I'm telling you.
Polygamy, or herds.
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>>13166607
Appaloosa and Canterlot have a more normal gender ratio

Ponyville is just a strange place
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OH GOD ANON HELP ME
THE ANTS
THEY'RE CRAWLING ON MY SKIN THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OH DFUC
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>>13166927
Sort of but not really.
http://endiind.tumblr.com/post/59544740071/bloominjaybee-sorry-endii-i-was-completely
>>13166917
My fingers are protesting, I don't think I could do any better right now.
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>>13166889
How did such societies handle sex in general? How would it relate to ponies?
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What is the pony equivalent of a brothel?
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>>13166982
>herds
Belopheron plz
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>>13166982

Ponygamy?

...Sorry, i just had to.
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>>13166933
Well no, they do, but they tend to drop off somewhere in the 1400's, as that's when property and family rites of succession were codified and just happened to start dicking over women. Informal arrangements before then were all over the place, but it wasn't always "yuu muh property, womunnn."

And never you mind that non-white experiences have been all over the place. Believe it or not in Haitian and other Caribbean cultures if a guy sleeps around it's okay, but God help you if you piss off your girlfriend. Being attracted to and even having sex outside your pimary partnership is okay, but never, ever treat it as more than a thing on the side.
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>>13166982
AppleDan pls

Ponies are MONOGAMOUS
This has been shown multiple times.
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>>13166998
Would have been nice to be warned that was unsafe for work
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Anyone who has the comic, pls scan.

Pls

I'll love you 5ever.
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>>13167031
Sorry, but I thought it was a given since I linked it instead of posting the picture
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>>13167001
It depends, but basically your sex life and your capacity to care for your wife, girlfriend, or courtesan had little to do with each other. Sex was just a thing, being able to provide for your family group was more important.

More to the point several societies view the child as the legitimate child of anyone involved with the woman while pregnant. No one thought "oh it has to be MY kid."

I wonder if a society where there are marriages but a clear disparate gender ratio would have similar feeling.
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Wait, isn't Caimon a croc?
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>>13167040
that's an ugly artist
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>>13167030
Well, no, all we've seen so far are marriage ceremonies and married couples, and no one said "... forsaking all others."
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>>13167055
nsfw links are generally posted on their own with ittle more than an "unf"
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>>13167031
It's unsafe for work
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>>13167002
A pothel
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>>13167066

Yes, yes she is.
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>>13167066
Well, she's definitely not pony.
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>>13167066
SHE'S AN ALLIGATOR YOU RACIST FUCK
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>>13167031
why are you browsing 4chan at work?
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>>13167002
A bachelorette party after the fourth or so drink.
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>>13167108
I'm not

I just didn't want lewd things
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Where did the day go
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>>13167078
Sorry.
>>13167096
Dooks
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>>13167040
I wonder how many people from here and /mlp/ are watching Hydra waiting for that link to be dropped.
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>>13167076
All of the couples in the show have been monogamous.
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>>13167002
Stables.
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>>13167104
bullshit. see>>13167097
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>hating your OC
W-would you get mad at me if I drew her sometime, endii?
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>>13167074

It's Andy Price's ponysona.
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>>13167096
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>>13167124
It flew away. That is a slender Dash.
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>>13167124
it went to the place where you have the full picture of that twilight sparkle
>>13166834
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Butterfly's concussion fetish
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>>13166956
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>>13167134
All the couples in the show have been seen interacting with only their primary partners.

Hell, a solid majority of any dating interaction we've seen was under the effect of a Love Poison that made it impossible for them to do anything but fawn on one another. Is that really what you want for a model of Equestrian romance?
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>>13167138
I'd fuck that pone.
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>>13167124

Endii draw this pono chasing a robber wearing a horse-head mask.
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>sent interesting tumblr post link to sister
>realized i had actually sent the reblogged version that is from a mlp horseporn tumblr when it is too late

i am fucked
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Ponies are monagamous

In appaloosa and Canterlot, the ratio of males to females is far more balanced.

The skewed ratio in ponyville is most likely an oversight.
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>>13167140
I wanted to write your name in this spoiler but I forgot it, so you get a free pass this time ;_;
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>>13166670
Yes NoHooves. Now, go and draw
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consensual sex with punch horse
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>>13167163
Fucked beyond reason

prepare the strainers for the pasta that will soon flow.
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>>13167138
Yes anon, giving Endii more attention only makes him angry
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>>13167172
Punchy sex with punch horse
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daily reminder that this is a thing
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>>13167163
Just say "wait, oh shit, that's what I get for using "copy link" directly from a tag search.

It's happened to me more than once. Fucking mommy blogs pick up the best "dumb shit kids do" and if you go to the root URL it's all shit about car seats and BPA.
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>>13167163
does she know you were the one who sent it?
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>>13167169
How about something easy and fun instead of goopony orgies this time
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>>13167004
but
but it works so well and makes so much sense
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>>13167184
>not liking twilicorn
It's like you don't want more purple pony to love per purple pony.
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>>13167163
>Yeah, my friends follow some really weird stuff
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>>13167065
I wonder how often they have kids and how often death occurs.
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>>13167184

Everything is going to be alright though.

S4 looks amazing and the comic train has no brakes.
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>>13167192
> GOO pony
> not pony GOO
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>>13167192
I thought the Celestia and Luna one was easy enough...
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>>13167200
>sweetiebutt
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>>13167192
You already tell us no when we suggest single ponies doing whatever so you know what?

You are forbidden from drawing your waifu or Twilight Sparkle ever again.
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>>13167202
>S4 looks amazing
so did S3

>>13167202
>the comic train has no brakes
i really need to get caught up on those...
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>>13166856
>>13166930
ur gay
>>13166979
confirmed
>>13167138
w/e
>>13167148
no
>>13167160
ok
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>>13167163
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
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>>13167172
punchorse punching you in the sex
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>>13167195
Come back when you manage that messy hair of yours and trim that orange beard a little
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>>13167197
>love
>worstpone

but that's wrong
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>>13167220
s3 was amazing
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>>13167212
>"What about my butt?"
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>>13167184

Twily is objectively the best princess.

She's prettiest
She's smartest
Best color
She doesn't have those ugly horse proportions
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>>13167224
fuk u
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>>13167220
Season 4 looks more promising than season 3 from what we have seen
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>>13167243
FUKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>13167233
>twilight
>worst pone
I don't even care for her but that is just plain wrong
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>>13167215
> no filename
I can only imagine "So, A-anon, I was reading some of your comic books the other day and I guess Watchmen was alright. I didn't like the unerring panel configuration. Squares are for eggheads- I mean, uh "problematic.""
> Dot
> PNG
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>>13167240
I love that style.
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>>13167235
Enjoying your hot steaming bowl of Hasbrodiarrhea?
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>>13167206
I'm just really bad at composing pictures with more than 1 character
In fact, I'm just really bad

>>13167214
>You already tell us no when we suggest single ponies doing whatever
Since when? I love drawing single ponies.
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>>13167240
>celestia
>ugly
I will fight you.
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>>13167220

S3 had both some of the best episodes of the show and some of the worst. It was weird because there was no middle ground.
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>>13167240
You are wrong about everything.
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>>13167261
In Equestria, even the Blarney Stone is lewd.
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>>13167224
I wish I could draw as good as you digitally, know that you queer fellow.
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>>13167264
her sister
is cuter
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>>13167230
Oh come on anon, seriously. You can the whole idea just because the main character is a little scruffy?
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>>13167261
draw fluttershy being best pony
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>>13167276
Endii isn't queer yet
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>*taka taka taka* "Pinkie Pie is the best, all around best, and cutest pony"
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>>13167247
That one animatic looks better than all of season 3? You must know something I don't.
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>>13167283
>bronies
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>>13167259
Enjoying your /v/ tier arguments?
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>>13167256

Karpetshark is great. Plus he has amazing taste for liking best princess.
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>>13167261
Then just Luna with an alternative mane style?
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>>13167285
I love the fic and everything.

I'm just being a little facetious is all
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>>13167287
>fucking an ugly retarded girl
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>>13167287
I'm glad GG went from that to having Carrot Cake blowing a zebra
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>>13167265
>had both some of the best episodes of the show and some of the worst. It was weird because there was no middle ground.
Didn't we say the same thing about S2 during it's hiatus?
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>>13167293
Get back to twerk, Pinkie.
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>>13166804
Works for the lions.
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>>13167283
Why not both?
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>>13167289
>goes to mlpg
>isn't queer

What bloody planet are you living on my good man?
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>>13167240
That's only 100% wrong
>prettiest
Celestia
>smartest
Celestia
>best color
Granted that's not Celestia, but it isn't Twilight either, for it's Luna
>ugly horse proportions
>implying they're ugly
Even then she just has a mixture of those and a normal pony, it just looks stupid.
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>>13167287
This should arouse me
Yet I know she wants it
Hell, she NEEDS it
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>>13167306
>femsnails
>ugly
>retarded

I'LL FUCKING FITE U
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>>13167202
>amazing
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>>13167314
I'm pretty sure we all turned gay from the background gaydiation in this place.
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good morning mlpg

drew this last night

anatomy is a bit screwy, but i'm gonna move on

supposed to be humanized Loira but it's not super clear besides the hair and fists.
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>>13167303
It was pretty great.
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>>13167317
So it doesn't arouse you because you know she wants it? Go back to sleap, Deafdefiler.
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>>13167313
>horn jewelry
unf
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So...what are MLP's thoughts on this?

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/wonderful.swf
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>>13167293
Whenever I see this image I'm reminded of the greentexts where Pinkie is ineffectual as an office clerk but the company keeps her around because she improves morale sexually
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>>13167326
AND THE BIG LYRE THING ON HER RIGHT BOOB
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>>13167326
probably for the best
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>>13167309

S3's highs and lows were much more extreme than S2's.
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>>13167326
SHIT NIGGA THAT'S KAWAII
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>>13167315
Nigga mine
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>>13167330
I habeeb'ed it.

I meant to say this shouldn't arouse me

Yet it is. Oh so very much.

> tfw even sexual predation by an older shopkeep on a high-school girl gives you a boner
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>>13167287
oh no

don't stick hte carrot in her ears
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>>13167294
There was more than one animatic anon.

The fall of Luna?
Another Scootasode?
Apples Forever?

Pinkie's Sisters coming to town?
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>>13167326
This is probably one of the most detailed stuff you drawn so far.
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>>13167334
... What the Hell is this from?
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>>13166918
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>>13167341
That's completely wrong, the best episodes were less good than the ones in previous seasons, and the worst episodes were less bad than ones in previous seasons. However, on average a lot more episodes gravitated towards mediocrity instead of most of them going towards good, as in other seasons.
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>>13167326
Nigga.
NIGGA.
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I want to cum on Caimon's bush.
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>>13167365
As far as I can tell, the 70's
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>>13167326
Fuck you digital guys make me feel bad every fucking day, your all doing this amazing art digitally and I'm stuck with paper.
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>>13167337
>pinkie
>improve morale
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>>13167377
Someone ... actually paid umpteen thousands for this to be produced? Really?
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>>13167326
I like lyra with power fists
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>>13167377
>>13167383
>>13167365
It's actually a 2001 animated short called Chirpy, which is a commentary on modern pornography or something
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>>13167334
I...I...
what?
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>>13167215
>glasses
Unf.
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>>13167392
> Icepack made a VERY special delivery
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How qualified would your waifu and/or your favorite pony be to work for the men in black?
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>>13167390
I guess it makes about as much sense as real mainstream porn, thick black cock included.
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>>13167379
>senor bob
I laughed.
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>>13167392

>Mrs Cake has another pair of twins
>one dark zebra and one light zebra
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
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>>13167373
Silly anon, caimon are reptiles, they don't have hair, let alone bush.
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>>13167409
>Ice Pack
>fertile

DO YOU EVEN READ THE TUMBLR?
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>>13167410
That GIF takes too fucking long
I wish someone would just pastebin that shit
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>>13167334
Caramel takes care of one of Fluttershy's birds while she's away
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>>13167390
they need to work on the animation.
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>>13167426
DYEWTGG
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>>13167379
I fucking love David Thorne.
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>>13167429
I do, but the joke is that he's not actually sterile, just that his father was all too trusting
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>>13167432
half the fun is the little differences in timing
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>>13167392
that whore.
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>>13167326
>these day reaction

holy shit such a huge different from the night reactions

also
>i have been in mlpg since it was last posted

kill me
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>>13167432
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>>13166519
Speaking of best pone
How long till Fluffle is cannon?
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>>13167446
yeah.
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>>13167444

No, the joke is that someone at one point jokingly told him that infertility runs in his family but he took it seriously.
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>>13167426
http://i.imgur.com/LpECxYd.jpg

Caimon has a god tier bush
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>>13167441
is there a palce where one can see all his escapades?
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>>13167410
Ciel would instantly become one of their top agents. Fluttershy would be part of their more diplomatic sections, specializing in medicine for aliens.
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>>13167468
So he's not actually sterile.

Good to know.
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>>13167160
Extra lazy but here you go
>>13167276
ha thats funny because im shit but ok
>>13167314
nah man taking something in the butt hurts too much to be queer
>>13167326
neat0
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>>13167480
Oh, no, he IS sterile.
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>>13167461

Forever.
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>>13167469

I want to taste her gator juices.
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>>13167488
Owing mostly to the supplements he takes for 'performance'
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>>13167486
Theres more to being queer then taking it in the butt, Endii

And it only hurts if you start big.
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>>13167334
i couldnt stop watching and was horrified at the same time
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>>13167486
Who is that masked criminal?
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>>13167474
Yes.

http://www.27bslash6.com/
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>>13167528
RARITY'S EVIL COUSIN
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>>13167497
Just be careful when getting them right from the source, Caimon is a massive squirter.
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>>13167468
>No, the joke is that someone at one point jokingly told him that infertility runs in his family but he took it seriously.
This is the case
Ice Pack is sterile but his father obviously wasn't
His mother was either making a joke at his father's expense or suggesting that his father wasn't her husband
http://dl.dropbox.com/s/tyyjcupeqhz5zsa/icepack.swf?token_hash=AAEsu1Uwq1LhLGPboiiTU7n2K54x0P08dJbZRoMy2Qv3Ug%20
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>>13167535
thank you kind sir
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>>13167461
>tfw I saw three people wearing fluffle puff shirts and a fluffle plushie at the convention last week
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>>13167497

>you will never eat Caimon out
>or Gillou
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>>13167544
> AHHH LELL MOVING FLASH FUCKING FLICKERS EVERYWHERE MY MIND IS FOREVER CHANGED
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>>13167334
How the first Pegasus came to be
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>>13167358
wut

when did this happen? 'scuse me, I got some shit to watch.
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>>13167326
[crying intensifies]
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>>13167497
>And so, Gatorade was brought to Equestria
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>>13167459
jesus that's hypnotic
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>>13167476
>Ciel
google reveals nothing
do tell
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>>13167544
Geegee did you animate that?
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>>13167563
wh
what are you even saying
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>>13167544
GG

Since Caimon doesn't incest, can you replace that with something else?

Or draw her fucking her brothers already
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>>13167574
> because they eat like all other Equestrians it's literally the same as Gatorade
> all salt and sugar
> she can literally flash-pasteurize and chill it, bottle it for monies
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Am I canon?
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>>13167563
I
what
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>>13167588
It looks like shit.
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>>13167587
yes I did animate that
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>>13167609
no you're some flavor of the week thing nobody can shut the fuck up about
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>>13167609
yes son.
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>>13167609
You're "fanon" at best
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>>13167588
You have like no frame discipline. This is worse than 'Dad's Home.' This is something I'd expect of a fifth-grader in art class, though granted it has fewer dickbutts.
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>>13167619
I want to fuck your butt so hard gg
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>>13167637
DAD'S HOME WAS FUCKING GREAT

I SHOULD SMACK YOU
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>>13167570
u wot m8
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What's wrong, you gonna cum babe? Tell Trixie how amazing and spectacular she is at sexing you. Maybe I'll let that nice cock of yours jizz all over me, you handsome stud.
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>>13167544
gg

I got a random cute idea

what if, like pic related, snails gets a kiss from his mom right on his nose and gets told to be carefull eveytime he goes out the house?
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>>13167637
that's nice anon
hopefully you'll understand but that critique doesn't really bother me much all things considered
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>>13167636
>the show will never be made in hand-drawn animation
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>>13167645
It's got wonderful content. The lines dance like kids high on X.
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>>13167596

While the latter is appealing to me

I think he's sorta replaced incest with casual nudity.
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>>13167651
Well, enjoy staying at the same power level as Timmy. Forever.

C+, an attempt was made.
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>>13167486
cute!
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>>13167528
International crimelord: HumanFace!
His fiendish heists will go on NO LONGER
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>>13167648
>all over
>not inside
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>>13167648
>sexing
what are you,12?
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>>13167648
Trixie, uh, that's not really how we say "hello" in Ponyville.
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>>13167654
No, she was ALWAYS about casual nudity/sex, and INCEST

But he never actually DREW Caimoncest

I vote excessive juices
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>>13167668
GASP
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>>13167652
They brought on a guy with a resume that's really impressive for a technical position that would not be needed in flash

We are at least getting some non-flash sequences next season
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>>13167415
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>>13167619
if I suck you off, will I get some measure of your talent? that's how drawfags work, right?
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>>13167658
he's doing this for fun, not on a professional level
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>>13167675

Has she always been about casual nudity/sex

I thought that was a more recent thing
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>>13167686
> If it's for fun you must overlook terrible practices

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.
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>>13167680
>twilight inside celestia
unf
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>>13167690
that was the original intent, just that she was supposed to be incest too
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>>13167683
Do you know how many anons have offered to blow Weaver?

A lot

Like, A LOT a lot
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>>13167701
What can we say? She just needs her box filled.
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>>13167700
what about you, then?
it's for fun, you don't have to look at everything at a critical level
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>>13167658
I could explain it but I get the distinct impression it would be a wasted effort and you're just looking for something to criticize

>>13167700
yeah definitely
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>>13167705
Yeah, he really has his pick of dick-suckings. The cream of the dick-sucking rises to the crop, and he can skim it with his mighty seed-rod.
>>
Is Nightmare Moon returning a good creative decision or lazy writing?

You Decide!
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>>13167674
>you will never be housemates with lyra and bonbon
>you will never overhear their arguments over who you like more
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>>13167718
D+, did not read assignment.
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>>13167722
She's not really returning, it's a flashback
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>>13167722
>returning
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>>13167690
http://mlpg.co/art/res/2757.html#5510

>Caimon: Casual sex, teasing, incest

I don't think she even teases that much
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>>13167722
>nightmare moon has three episodes
>celestia has none
LAZY
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>>13167721
>GG's cock
>"mighty"
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>>13167738
One day we will get our Celestia episode... one day.
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>>13167729
>ywn give GG the D
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>>13167566
Comic Con watch the animatics

Also the later point was mentioned in the Panel there too
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>>13167755
Good point. D-, obviously did not want the D.
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>>13167668
Wait this guy seems familiar
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>>13167772
THE PLOT THICKENS
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>>13167726
Girls fighting over a guy is the dumbest shit but it's hot because it implies the guy is a scarce resource.
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>>13167748
>tfw lauren wanted to doa whole season with the princesses
>that were only two
>because there are only TWO PRINCESSES
>ONLY
>TWO
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>>13167726
>You will never see them competing for your friendship
>You will never watch as they're both better than each other in completely unrelated tasks
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>>13167669
>not wanting to see your seed all over her face
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>>13167726
>feeling bad because you love them both so much
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Would you eat your favorite pony if she asked you to?
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>>13167781
>like sex
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>>13167701
They all fit in there.
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>>13167779
Maybe the guy is a really desirable one
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>>13167772
I just noticed that almost every artist seems to have a favorite sketch color instead of black.
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>>13167779
>because it implies the guy is a scarce resource
have you seen the hypothetical population distribution for equestria

because they are
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>>13167780
What is Twilight the princess OF exactly? Or was she just installed in an honorary sense so that she's an heir to the throne along with Cadence?
>>
GG

Are you really making Wosyet tsun?

To me she looks like a possessive type
Like, if she saw Anon talking to another (monster)girl, she'd push her way into the conversation, then grab Anon carry him off.

Or maybe she's yandere.
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>>13167789
I'd eat out my favourite pony. She wouldn't even have to ask
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>>13167806
ur mum
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>>13167772
man its so weird seeing how much my art has changed over like 4 months
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>>13167805
Ponyville is just a lesbian exile colony
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>>13167737
>Paula
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1376639360388.png
mega unf
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>>13167789
Of course I would. You learn that you'll do just about anything for the Pony you're married to.
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>>13167806
probably "keeping celestia and luna from banishing each other every thousand years"
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Total slave for donkey dicks!
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>>13167779
>"I can get dicks, I can get claws."
>"But there just aren't enough of you."
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>>13167806
sales
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>>13167807
Nah she's too grounded to wander over yandere
She's more like a no-nonsense serious type who acts like she has no sex drive when she clearly does and it gets hard to tell who she's trying to kid
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>>13167779
people fighting over each other for somebody else is stupid over all
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>>13167805
no really we see a more normal gender ratio in places outside of ponyville
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>>13167807
Man, whenever monstergals get brought up in MLPG people talk about it but in the sub it's slow as molasses.
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>>13167830
that's so stupid
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>>13167793
>Lyra is tight
>Bonbon likes anal
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>>13167827
>implying we haven't seen other towns and cities
dyewts
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>>13167796
wow celesita, how do you get to fit SIX ponies inside you?
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>>13167807
I see her more as thugdere
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>>13167831
Will Pinkie ever be cured of her addiction to donkey cocks?
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>>13167827
> Ponyville is just full of lesbians
No, that's really a dry well.
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>>13167830
oh dear that's hilarious.
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>>13167851
He's implying that other cities have a more equal distribution, which is sometimes right, in case of Canterlot it seems to be more or less true.
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>>13167839
Oh, that makes sense

Just thinking about her being yandere kind of freighted me.
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>>13167861
>>13167831
stop trying to force your shitty meme
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>>13167850
>Bonbon can go for days with proper hydration
>Lyra has telekinesis
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>>13167830
she probably will manage logistics and the sciences now
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>>13167867
It's still better than >ponyville is normal just cause
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>>13167876
>Just thinking about her being yandere kind of freighted me.
isn't that the point?
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>>13167839
What is she so serious about?
>>13167876
Yandere is shit tier dere.
>>
I
KEEP
DYING
FUCK
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>>13167904
>What is she so serious about?
I'll tell you on the sub if you want to take it there
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>using weeaboo terms to describe your characters
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>>13167906
Dying isn't losing.
Giving up is.
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>>13167806
Princess Celestia and Luna are slowly dying due to the strain of raising and lowering the sun/moon every day. Celestia has been grooming Twilight to rake over the most important role in equestria for the past two seasons. She has only has a few months left to live before she dies of exhaustion, and has been meeting with leaders from other kingdoms to prepare for the inevitable day when she fluffs it which will be the end of season finale complete with a luna/celestia singsong and a fateful TBC[/spoiler
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>>13167917
it's easier that way since they're achetypes
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>>13167923
I'm not, but seriosuly it's always instakills
Tome is killing me,man Not even ADOM is this merciless
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>>13167486

Amazing

Makes me think of Payday
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>>13167904
>What is she so serious about?

She's based on an egyptian guardian deity

Which is why I see her as being possessive, that's her way of being Anon's "guardian"
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>>13167932
What the fuck have you been smoking?
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>>13167933
>achetypes
Oh I'll make 'em ache alright
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>>13167883
>bonbon can get into some really kinky shit
>lyra won't mind inviting friends over
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>>13167938
I haven't played that in ten days. I wonder if the updates changed the game for the better. There's nothing to do past level 40.
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>>13167938
what
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>>13167817
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>>13166487

Hug
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>>13167953
WHAT THE FUCK AREN'T YOU SMOKING
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>>13167917
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>>13167781
>>13167793
>>13167850
>>13167883
>>13167956
I am okay with all of this.
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>>13167789

I bet pones taste good.
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Yeah but guys, look at my adorable face, who wouldn't want stories being produced about me?
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>>13167969
Dan, I swear to god, take that name off. And stop calling us at 4 in the morning! I don't CARE if you got another sing-along youtube sent to you.
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>>13167986
they don't taste very good raw
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>>13167956
>Bonbon gets off from sucking you off
>Lyra squirts
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>>13167986
Tastes like cotton candy.
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>>13167953
A whopping big bowl of HOPE
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>>13167994
that sounds dangerously like faust
>>
>>13167958

The latest updates have been Ghost dicksucking. Jammers can now open atms, their skills with silenced weapons and SMGs have been buffed, lockipicking skill buffed, and loads of others, especially a passive bonus to dodge boolets at tier 4.
>>
>>13167994
>Lauren Faust actually believes that not using her tripcode gives her deniability and enables her to shitpost with impunity
>>
>>13167961

A videogame where you play as masked bank robbers.
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>>13167997
>Bonbon likes to finish you off at night
>Lyra likes to start you off in the morning
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>>13168017
>implying she isn't anonymous
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>>13168010
I KNOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE SHE'S BEING SINCERE
>>
I'm about to buy a baby doll at the dollar store and start posting photos of it on Facebook pretending its my kid. I'm hoping to find a black one and glue on an afro.

Is this one of those poor decisions that my family and friends have warned me about?
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>>13168014
Good, Ghost was too specialized and situational. Hopefully the four trees are more balanced.
>>
>>13168025
>Lyra gets wet if you so much as mention touching her horn
>Bonbon can peel an orange by winking around it
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>>13167917
if you are on a weeaboo site filled with weeaboo kids that seems perfectly acceptable
>>
>>13167986
possibly only if its soft vore for me though
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>>13168042
>Bonbon's ready to go in public places
>Lyra treats you like a king at home
>>
>>13168041

The saw seriously needs to be a tier 3 or 4 skill for enforcers. It's been buffed too to try and get people to use it, but hardly anybody specs enforcer. They all want to be Smooth Criminals.
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>>13168002
why are you destroying all the hope
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pony is not for sexual
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>>13168051
Bonbon.
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>>13168049

Does this get you off?
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>>13168051
>Lyra loves it when you use your tongue
>Bonbon prefers your fingers
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>>13168061
pony is always for sexual
>>
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>>13167997
>>13168042
>Lyra squirts
>Lyra gets wet if you so much as mention touching her horn
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>>13168032
>implying there isn't a little bit of Faust inside all of us, keeping us warm at night
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>>13168071
a-are you okay, anon?
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>>13168066
Nah

I'd rather have Gryphon Air Cabs

or http://derpiboo.ru/412994 , dunno what it is about chubby gilda that makes me rockhard but jesus
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>>13168077
>keeping us warm at night

So that's why I wake up in a pool of sweat.
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>>13168071
>impact
you can't use that anymore anon
it's compromised
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>>13168053
The point of Enforcer is to fuck stuff up and fight. The game is objective based. A good team covers aspects of the heists and cover each other. A pure Enforcer would just kill cops and revive.
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Damn
Celestia could kick all of our asses
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>>13168067
>Lyra secretly loves it when you two are alone
>Bonbon secretly loves it when she gets sandwiched between you and Lyra
>this was discovered after one strange night
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>>13168099
>strong Amazonian Celestia is canon
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>>13168099
comic out yet?
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>>13168099
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>>13168099
She has beautifully toned muscles everywhere
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>>13168099
I WANT TO FUCK THAT HORSE
GOOD GOD I WANT TO FUCK HER SO BAD
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>>13168079
I-I'll be fine

Just had some very vivid mental images for a second there
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>>13168103
>after that night, they agree to share you
>there's still some bickering, but they smile while they're doing it
>and if things get too heated, they trust you to defuse things with a well-placed finger or tongue
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>>13168122
what kind of reaction is that
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>>13168094

An you'd think that style of play would appeal to a lot of people, but I've met either ghostminds, C4 bitches, and people who just put points in random skills.

I'm tempted to change, but I like stealthing too much
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>>13168099
Equestria is just a North Korea-esque society in regards to their rulers. Big Mac is just pretending to not be able to beat her because if he did, he'd be executed for shaming the glorious leader.
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>>13168115
what a cutie
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>>13168119
Came out today, but it hasn't been ripped and uploaded yet.
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>>13168132
>The conflict about who you like more still isn't solved
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>>13168126
she only wears that neck thing to distract from her beefy neck. she is actually very strong, but her body fat is distributed in a way that hides her powerful horsemuscles
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>>13168134
I'm a C4 bitch, but I like to drill sit and make sure the objective gets done since I'm shit at combat anyway. Thing is that it gets too easy when your level gets too high. There needs to be a challenge other than running out of ammo all the time and just SITTING there.
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>>13168131
>"Whatcha thinkin' about?"
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>>13168071
Rarity: So, have you read the latest from Jade Singer? It's so engaging, but it's deep too!

Bon-Bon: I don't think I've ever read a book quite that fast.

Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, I practically read the whole thing in a day, but I had to go back and read it again for all the, you know, symbolism and stuff. Like, what was the stuff about the horn touching the-

Lyra: UHN!

Bon-Bon: Does anyone want some snacks?

Rarity: Uh...yes...I'd like some

Rainbow Dash: So...anyway...I think the unicorn horn touching the sun represented...

Lyra visibly ejaculates

Bon-Bon: You see? This is why we don't hold the book club here anymore.
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Hey mlpg can we turn another inanimate object into a pony again?
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>>13168099

Fucking yayponies.

Fucking move faster.
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>>13168166
which ones?
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>>13168166
How about hats?
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>>13168092
>Impact
>ever going out of style
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brrrt
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>>13168164
>Anon likes to sneak up on Lyra, touch her horn, and run
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>>13168164
>dash
>book club
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
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>>13168166

Cellphone Pony?

Cellpone?
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>>13168188
Rarity already exists.
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>>13168092
What if we use comic sans?
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>>13168133
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>>13168197
If you hug her for too long she gives you a tumor.
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>>13168153
Would she let loose the illusory spell when she goes to sleep, letting her taut muscles shiver and flex as she turns about at night?
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>>13168190
it's been taken by the forces of evil,anon. There's nothing we can do.
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>>13168197
that just makes me read cellophane
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>>13168194
>not picking her up and pumping her horn rapidly to get a watergun
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>>13168197
that already exists.
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>>13168170
I'm just gonna go to sleep and when I wake up I'll be able to read about Mac Daddy Macintosh fucking all the bitches.
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>>13168193
The one on the right was the one that could speak Swedish, right?
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so long gay celestia
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>>13168213
ew
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>>13168099
Strong for such a skinny pone
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why do i all of a sudden have a huge fetish for ponies in wedding dresses?

i dont want to get married.
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>>13168224
>don't stop and force orgasms to turn her into a quivering drooling slut
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>>13168166
Horse dildo pony? Was it been done?
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>>13168236
hellooo sexually curious luna
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>>13168166
OOooo Rubber/eraser pone, she rubs out your pencil mistakes.
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>>13168131
>You will never tell Lyra in explicit detail how you'd go about detailing her horn
>She's running like a faucet before you get halfway through your plans
>She hauls you into a convenient alley with her telekinesis, sticks her horn in your face, and begs you to touch it. Stroke, lick, caress, anything at all.
>She's shuddering in time with your breathing, just from your breath across her horn
>You run a fingertip along the spiral groove, just as an experiment. She bites her lip to stifle a groan, and you hear the splatter of fluid on the pavement behind her.
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>>13168249
Because you have become a man.
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>>13168194
>Twilight keeps anon camouflaged from everyone else to keep up the shenanigans
>"As per Princess Celestia's request here. See?"
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>>13168240
It's because she has magic
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>>13167917
>implying ponies aren't weeaboo
Their eyes are even based on anime.
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>>13168258
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>>13168213
yes, but there is no need to be alarmed. even though she outclasses even the largest strongest stallions, she still has herself under fine control.
her body still feels hard and stringy under her cosmetic coat and in direct contact her swelled guns pulse and twich and emit a noticable amount of heat
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>>13168099
I think just because of my sheer size I'd be able to beat up little ponies as long as I wore a cup.
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>>13166623
what the hell is up with her tail? it looks like someone tried to draw pikachu and ended up drawing Twilight.
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>>13168235
I don't recall
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>>13168252
"I can't believe you did that Anon! It's been 2 weeks and I still can't get the smell out!"
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Did we ever get the new comic?
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>>13168161
YOU

>>13168164
>>13168258
you're killing me mlpg

right here, right now, you're committing MURDER
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>>13166623
>Larson apologists still going at full blast
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>>13168194
>>13168224
>>13168252
>>13168306
This is the worst Book Club Meeting I've ever hosted
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>>13166405
>>13166413
>>13166433
Man I'm slow
I'll try and be back tomorrow to take some more.
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>>13168316
Do you want to join?
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>>13168284

Dont think so anon. The ponies survive being embedded in rock.

And Rainbow Dash can kick through three trees and blow up a barn.
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is the comic seriously not dumped yet
what the fuck
by the time it's actually out, no one's gonna give a shit about it thanks to the spoilers
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>>13168337
Pony will care
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>>13168316
And yet...
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>>13168335
I assume that once I enter Equestria I also receive logic defying abilities.
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>>13167986
I bet they do
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>>13168316
>And then Bonbon gets a finger up her ass
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>>13168277
>>13168310
She pants as you pull your finger away, visibly blushing through her coat, and nuzzles at your chest. When her horn brushes against your chin, she shivers against you and turns her gaze upward.

"Please, don't leave me wanting like that..."
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>>13168359
That's nasty. Doo doo comes from there!
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Hey guys does anyone have a link to that flockdraw thingy I think it's called oC. We used it like a month or two ago?
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>>13168318
that is a fantastic Rarity
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>>13168364
openCanvas 1.1b, google it
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>>13168355

Nope, those are pony only. Celestia only hands those out to her chosen people.
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>>13168363
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>>13167582
Ciel from Tsukihime. The VN and manga, not the monstrously terrible anime.
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>>13168363
Exactly! She'll be too irritated and shocked to notice Lyra rushing to the fridge and pulling out a nice big birthday cakebecause it's Bonbon's birthday
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>>13168360
Give it a lick, before sucking it.
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>>13168378
And what would I have to do to be chosen?
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>>13168376
Thanks I though it was something like that.

Also does anyone want to go on Open Canvas later?
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>>13168397
sh0re
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>>13168367
pls no h8
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which pony is the best kisser?
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>>13168360
>>13168389
Remember when people went to the old horse to ERP and do sex shit there?
Whatever happened to that?
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>>13168394

You have to take Crackle out on a loving date.
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>>13168385
This is the worst plan for a surprise party ever.
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>>13168378
>hands
>Lyra did something that impressed Celestia enough to teach Lyra how to do hand spells
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>>13168389
Hate to be a dicktease, but >>13168412 has a point.
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>>13168411
Kissing Booth pony.
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>>13168397
I will
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can we get a spike and rarity version of this
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>>13168412
old horses started dying too fast
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>>13168412
>>13168430
Oh cry me a river. You're the faggots that resort to hiding posts you can't argue with, hide these too.
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>>13168411
Rarara
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>>13168417
And what would I get?
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>>13168437
I don't know how to set up the sever, you wouldn't know would you?
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>>13168455

After three dates, a very memorable night.
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>>13168439
But pone doesn't pop.
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>>13168470
Wouldn't the scales chafe?
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>>13168449
That's a false dichotomy my brother, I never use filters and I've participated in a few of those myself.
Keeping it to the old horse is polite, in a weird kind of way. I don't see anything wrong with it.
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HEY HEY MLPG

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU FAPPED TO
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>>13168483
A guy cumming on a rainbow dash toy.
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>>13168483
Lyra getting her horn sucked on by Bonbon.
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>>13168481

That only makes you remember the night better.
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>more pages going onto derpibooru
>no comic anywjere

COME THE FUCK ON
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>>13168412
It stopped

You'll get over it
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>>13168483
a loving family
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>>13168483
http://purrvertedpioneers.tumblr.com/post/51977454880
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>>13168483
A human female having intercourse with a human male. Consensually.
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>>13168504
That was fast.
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>>13168483
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>tfw openCanvas is Greenlit on Steam
>despite clamors for the collaborative feature, they won't put it in
>because they want to compete with the likes of Manga Studio and other art programs for pro-level sotware

top hue
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>>13168536
It was last night before I went to bed. It's still fresh in my mind, though, which is why I was fetishfagging.
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>>13168449
mad
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>>13168529
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>>13168483
the thought of doing very fetishy things to another anon and red ribbon
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>>13168549
But that's the entire reason to use oC.
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>>13168483
aka x-arielle
Yes, THAT arielle
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>>13168549
>gain notoriety for a certain function
>leave it out once you sell out

Lyl.
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>>13168562
don't be hatin
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OH FUCK

IT'S FINALLY OUT
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>>13168581
WHERE
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Someone contacted the fun police, If we act real quiet maybe they wont notice us
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>>13168549
But Open canvas has a set resolution that's so shit it couldn't possibly be used seriously. The whole point of it is that it's gimped to work collaboratively.
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>>13168581
JESUS CHRIST PUT IT BACK IN IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE
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>>13168456
I can host
here's the IP 98.155.215.73
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>>13168592

I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY
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>>13168549
And in later news, Kenmore refrigerators will no longer keep food fresh, as they wish to compete with the more popular Fridgedaire.
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>>13168483
http://www.spankwire.com/DANCING-SHEMALE-GETS-BANGED-RAW/video247310/
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>>13168611
...Maybe noone heard him.
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>>13168592
That pony needs scrunch
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She is the Princess of Executive Meddling
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>>13168619
I want to preen that pone.
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>>13168626
I wouldn't mind the executive meddling so much if they didn't try to shoehorn in terrible awful designs.
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>>13168637
Dash plz.
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So after the comic, who are you shipping Big Mac with?
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>>13168318
neat, thanks
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>>13168619
Why is that pony crying?
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>>13168637
>watching to touch princess twilycancer

but why
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>>13168610
I'm just downloading it now, be with you in a sec.
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>>13168650
She has accepted her role in the world as worst pony
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>>13168614
>"Yesterday you said you'd call Sears."
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>>13168626
she is the princess of one and a half trillion hitlers
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>>13168646
She has to learn sometime, and I have to admit, I'm pretty awesome at it.
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>>13168659
I'll call today
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>>13168657
Fuck you Anon. Shes a great pony
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>>13168660
1.5 terahitlers, if you will
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>amputee porn
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dangol pone tellyhwat
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>incoming fun police

You can lie to yourself and your minions!
You can claim that you don't give a hoot!
But you never can run from
Nor hide what you've done from the eyes
The very eyes of fucking Moot!
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>>13168592
She has a nice plot
>inb4 sexualization of pone
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>>13168483
pantyanon.tumblr.com
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Which pony is most likely to be a cowboy?
The answer may surprise you!
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>>13168616
Unf.
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>>13168669
You should totally watch the last third of s2 and the entirety ofs3 sometime.
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>>13168684
can you at least pretend to not be such a brony
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>"Pbfft, you really thought I would look like an egghead with these on anon? I'm Rainbow Dash, and I make everything look awesome"
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Wow that Big Mac comic was surprisingly good
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>>13168685
gay
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>>13168665
>"You'll call now."
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>>13168706

What comic?
Porn comic?
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>>13168706
STORYTIME IT FUCKER
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>>13168704
You. Me. Bed. Now.

Keep the glasses on.
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Part 10 was amazing

[Fleetfoot creepy stalking intensifies]
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>>13168712
I'll call now
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>>13168715
it's in the comic thread >>13167572
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>>13168713
THE comic you dribbledork
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>>13168715
It's been storytimed here already.
>>13135191

Dude posted the rest after a while.
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>>13168694
Go and get rid of the fun police then.
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What's the biggest size a pony can put up her maregina? I need to know some dimensions for my fapfic.
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>>13167748
I really don't want to. I'd like her to remain myserious, having silly and warm-hearted appearances in the background, and having the occasional serious scene in a two-parter. She doesn't need an own episode, and I doubt she could really carry one.
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>>13168648

I haven't read it yet. Waiting for scans/storytime.
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>>13168648
Luna, Fleetfoot, Cherilee, and that other pony all stalking him and teaming up and getting into catfights over him.
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>>13168744
>those han-
>that fac-
>THAT EVERYTHING
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Man, flockdraw is better

Someone host one of those
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>>13168738
your arm
possibly both arms
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>>13168744
Pony proportions in 3d usually fall in the uncanny valley. In 2d they do things that don't make sense in a 3d perspective. Like how eyes seem to move different distances.
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>>13168738
dash can take it all
eventually
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>>13168744
Abominable, but at least it isn't this:
http://tf2.gamebanana.com/skins/127317
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>>13168738
you.

all of you.
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>>13168648
Still Fluttershy.
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>>13168648
Soarin.
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>>13168738
https://derpibooru.org/354447

About this much.
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>>13168789
I want to shove another anon inside of fluttershy and see her cry in ecstacy
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Sometimes things just don't go your way and you just want to sit back and draw horse butts.
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>>13168803
>three feet of pure pony pleasure
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>>13168831
What about princess butts? Can you draw those?
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>>13168734
>>13168730
what's the point of mlpg if there's a comic thread? it's literally the only reason why anyone should even bother to come here
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lewd
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>>13168868
Drawfags

disillusioned nostalgia

eliteism
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>>13168852
nope
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>>13168879
it's not elitism if we're better than them
>>
Hey guys, im sorry OC is taking a shit on me. I failed you
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>>13168761
>>13168774
>>13168789
>>13168803
I'm talking a wee bit more realistic on the scale here. Not gag penis size. Like on the right side of the bell curve, stereotypical big black dong for pony.
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>>13168882
good enough for me.
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>>13168884
the ratio of shit to quality in mlpg is realy the same as shit to quality for the rest of the board.

there is just less total shit to sift through
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>>13168891
FLOCKDRAW
FLOCKDRAW
FLOCKDRAW
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>>13168896
But black cocks aren't actually bigger on average.
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>>13168903
Untrue.
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>>13168896
Maybe 12 inches or so, then?
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Where's the DL link? t's not on yayponies.
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>>13168906
except flockdraw is shit
>>
mewball stram when
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>>13168911
true
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>>13168924
It really isn't

http://derpibooru.org/407126?scope=scpef90164a9b495014b36e3c9192885c0131a7322d5
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>>13168891
you were shit in the minecraft server.
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>>13168924
wasnt there an MLPG hosted OC, like hats?
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>>13168917
Not really
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>>13168882
Hope you have a great day, dude.
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>>13168901
Should I contact you via tumblr from now on?
Will you have time to work on MLPG Prints soon? You were slated for Gilda IIRC
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>>13168938
>you were shit in the minecraft server
but I never played the minecraft server
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>>13168927
as soon as you need to go to sleep
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>>13168942
another anon here

Seeing as how you aren't offering any proof to back up your statement I simply have to call it false as well.
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>>13168952
False.
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>>13168937
>no layers
>no blending
>no brush presets
>no tablet support

It's shit
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>>13168966
>false
fuck you, I didn't
If there was a blazang there, it was an imposter
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Jesus scruffy it's not like there's important shit to talk about, let the random crap be discussed.
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>tfw strong princesses
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>>13168971
oC is not as shitty but it's still practically unusable
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>>13168997
>it's not the shit, it's how you eat it
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>>13168989
Celestia is crazy stronk too
>>
Why do people not like it when an artist draws another artist's OC?
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>>13169006
CIRCLE
JERK
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I liked it when Dash danced with another mare
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>>13168971
Anon know what you're talking about.
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Where horse go?
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>>13169020
To prom.
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>>13169019
>pixel as fuck
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>>13169020
Anthro is against the rules
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>>13169020
Anon had to let us know he didn't like thing.
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>>13169030
Who cares
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>>13169020
hevun
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>>13169006
I like it.
Remember, people are more likely to talk about it if they're upset about it, rather than if they are ambivalent or mildly pleased.
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>>13168896
maybe 8"
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>>13169006
It all depends on the intent and reputation of each artist. Sometimes it's a friendly thing and it can be cute. Sometimes it's like 0r0 or Lamar where you know they just want to be jerked off.
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>>13169050
Let me rephrase this. How big is a pony and what is a big penis for them?
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>>13169064
Average human size is big to them. Why? It flatters the anons that read it, and there's no way to know accurately anyway because it's a fucking kid's show. May as well pander to your audience.
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>>13169064
>posting any other reference than the candycane one
Absolut shit.
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>>13169004
Yeah
She's not even straining
And that expression is hot as fuck
>Celestia will never easily overcome your pitiful resistance, smirking while shoves you onto her bed
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>>13169091
But there is a candycane there.
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>>13169091
>implying that the candycane one is anymore reliable
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>>13169098
oh god my dick
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>>13169098
She's too kind for that, she likes it gentle.

Her lovers however are all turned on by the notion that she could accidentally break them in a mere blink on an eye, and yet she shows no signs of ever even aproaching that strenght
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>>13169098
>arm wrasslin

oh hey
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>>13169064
If you scaled humans from apes we'd have tiny, tiny dicks. This chart should take evolutionary biology into account

Like the reason we have large penises is because of early sperm competition, fertility displays, and to pleasure our mates so our mates would stay with us

Since ponies are practically human it's not a stretch to say that their dicks are similarly evolved to create maximum pleasure for pony vaginas. Also, since we've seen them assume human poses on the show and lay on their backs, it's very safe to assume that ponies can hilt with ease.

tldr your dick aint shit
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>>13169113
It's far better.
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>>13169064
I never understood people that overreference shit like this. Do they honestly think that an artist has a bible that says "Fillies are exactly 3'5", make sure to accurately measure the candy cane down to the pixel or you're fired." No chances are they just lay it in in a way that looks right and go about their business.
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Oh man, issue 10 is really good
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is there a better version of this somewhere?
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHa8ikoNy3I
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>>13169098
Her eyes are kinda derped
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http://flockdraw.com/bqphrt

Let's do it then
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>>13169098
>Celestia can easily overpower Big Mac without even trying
That's actually pretty scary
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>>13169139
and unf
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>>13169132
not enough neckbeard
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>>13169128
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I like that Luna Mac is canon now
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>>13169151
>Equestria girls was a well thought out and planned animation
>Every detail down to the size relation of the bunnies and ponies was thought out
Yeaaahh no.
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>>13169121
if they can hilt, then their dicks would likely be shorter as a result of it

horses can't hilt because of their hips or something, so they evolve longer dicks to counteract that flaw
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>>13169132
he's fun.
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>>13169151
For me, the ponies will always be a size such that the base of their muzzle is at belly button height for a person who is 6' 2"

This way they are optimum hugging size if they stand on their hind legs
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>>13169161
That and any proper comparison puts the EqG at 6'+
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>>13169169
Shorter and thicker to plunger out competing sperm and induce pleasure. More chances to use that blood for something useful.
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>>13169151
EqG just introduces even more problems. Namely that their humans could be anywhere from a centimeter tall to 30-feet giants for all we know.
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Which Pone jams out to this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rALVgdoMHk

Alternate Mode: Can you find a pony .gif that syncs up to it well?
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>people who suddenly start "liking" and drawing ponies just to become popular again
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>>13169158
No more than Cherimac, FleetwouldMac, or that other pony.
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so how about the situation in sirya?
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>>13169125
is the candycane from the ground up really 8ft, or is some of it buried in the ground?

is twilight just giving a rough estimate of the height?
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>>13169201
>not wanting to be bronyfamous
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>>13169206
We were /pol/ yesterday, go away
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>>13169098
Speaking of the comic, the rest of it has come out in this thread: >>13135191
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>>13169206
Shit's fucked.

Pretend it doesn't exist.
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>>13169207
Even if the candycane is 1ft off, it's still more accurate than anything else.
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>"Ah! There's Cheerilee! She's Lugnut's Father's Sister's Cousin's Former Roomate! She might know"
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>>13169181
>>13169161
the sizes of the characters in relation to their surroundings when they made the flash assets was completely arbitrary

even the six foot candy cane referenced in the show was arbitary.

>>13169206
America has no conclusive evidence, nobody does, murrika wants to start an unconstitutional war to secure oil anyways
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>>13169206
there is WW III, and ur children will be teached about it, shit happens
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How do you faggots draw in flockdraw without your pen lagging.
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>>13169201
Bronies are desperate and fame is easy to achieve.
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>>13169207
The candy cane is tilted, we have to assume that the candy cane when standing straight up and down is 8' since that's what Twilight called it in the show.
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>>13169182
so basically, they'll have similar to use in length and girth, but on small ponies and worse stamina
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>>13169235

>Unconstitutional war

what
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>>13169224
fallout soon fellow citizen
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>>13169234
>two mares will never literally fight over your dick
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>>13169139
Without breaking a sweat, mind you.

Big Mac could pull houses with ease. What could Celestia do when actually trying? Lifting mountains? Moving celestial objects?
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>>13169255
I want it already.

The comic I mean.
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>>13169234
>you'll never take Cheerilee to the fair
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>>13169234
My first though when I saw that line was "spaceballs"
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>>13169260
Be a good character
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>>13169234
>Big Mac awkwardly leans backwards when girls hug him
>that feel
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>>13169134
Fuck this noise this website is making me mad
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Just listen, humans have nothing to do with this. Fluttershy is going to have a futa dick and dominate Rainbow Dash and I need to know how big to make her horsecock without it being gag size.
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>>13169251
Congress has to approve a war

Or rather, that's how it's supposed to be
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>>13169249
>worse stamina

There's no reason for them to have worse stamina than us.

If you go with some bullshit theories they are us, so they're the same.
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>>13169260
This just adds some form of credibility to the theory that alicorns possess all the attributes from their composite species. Strength of Earth Ponies, Flight of Pegasuses, and Magic of Unicorns.
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>>13169272
She is a good character already.
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>>13169281

But it's just military intervention, not a war
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>>13169280
How big would you make Big Mac's massive meat log?

Make it a little smaller than that.
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>>13169201
who
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>>13169280
Make it just big enough to go most of the way down her throat without entering the stomach
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Wait, it' already out? No on'e posted it though. Is there a download link? Wanna read this shit on my tablet with my sister.
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>>13169296
>unprovoked attack on a country that poses no threat to you
>not war
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>>13169296
they all start like that
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>>13169293
In what way?
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>>13169290
And I still want a picture of her gardening with a big, round strawhat (a chinese one), watering some flowers.
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>>13169296
>waltz with your military into a foreign country while noone asked you
>not war
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I forget, who usually has the milky way cutiemark spray when we play hats?
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>>13169326

I agree with you, I'm just trying to be an asshole

but it's not as fun as I thought it would be
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>>13169325
It's been storytimed on /mlp/, but I too am waiting for the download
it was fucking adorable
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>>13169346
China's started doing that to India. Probably been doing it for years.
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>>13169344
she probably has a really pretty private garden in the top floor of the tallest tower in canterlot
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>>13169340
Her wings are pretty.
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>>13169201
did you see the post where purplekelcloin said she stopped drawing ponies and selling pony stuff at cons to make room for more popular stuff.

also atryl is have troubles paying rent now.
slugbox left the fandom long ago because he said it wasnt good money anymore.
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>>13169280
Futa's a good word to filter.
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>>13169263
in this thread
>>13135191
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>>13169340
She has a warm-hearted, sympathic character, is optimistic and fun-loving, at times almost silly, but she can be serious when the situation calls for it. Yes, she does not have any internal conflicts, or even any interesting flaws, really,but she is in a specific situation in the show, as some kind of parental figure, as one who stands above all the events and only watches, and maybe judges, but doesn't interact. She is basically Dumbledore.
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>>13169401
You mean it's out?
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>>13169404
so she is a dead homosexual?
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>dat comic

GODLY

also when is moronsonofboron gonna draw tht celestia armwresttlin scene
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>>13169381
Do you think she has sunflowers there?
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>>13169390
Yeah this fandom is pretty abysmal for getting people to pay ridiculous amounts of money for useless shit. You all think you're entitled to free stuff.
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>>13169400

maybe if you're Hitler
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>>13169308
I agree with using figurative ways to describe it like this, no need to tack a number on it
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>>13169400
I swear to all that is holy shut the fuck up about filtering things.
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>>13169401
What the hell is this convoluted shit.
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>>13169409
Love, Harry. Love.
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Can we have new comic story time in the next thread?
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>>13169417
nah, maybe some daintly litte tiny flowers
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>>13169410

I wish I could arm-wrestle Celestia so I could try and sniff her hoof
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>>13169410
>Fat armwrestling fat

Ross legacy lives!
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>>13169372
I dont want to spoil myself.

Which means once the comic is actually out no one's going to give a shit about it anymore.
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>>13169424
Filtered.
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>>13169432
But there's already a thread with it.

Why bother?
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>>13169390
They got in early and ran into a cash windfall then once the competition came in they suddenly weren't making bookoo bucks anymore and concluded TEH FANDUMB IS DED.
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>>13169404
>only watches, but doesn't interact
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>>13169421
He did nothing wrong
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>>13169447
If you read it online in its entirety, how does that sour the experience.
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>>13169458

I don't think Atryl has anyone that can compete with him

not trying to suck his dick or anything, but he's too fast
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So your just mad that he's not jerking you off?
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>>13169466
I wish I could hate the idea of people with major genetic defects being allowed to breed without being likened to Hitler
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>>13169463
Canterlot Wedding had so bad writing, it weakened meta-characters like Celestia.
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>>13169463
shit that's a long horn
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>>13169472
I like reading them for the first time with my sister since she likes them a lot.
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>>13169232
if it's 1ft off, then it's completely inaccurate

>>13169248
but the cane is securely in place, with two ponies stuck fast to it, while on a tilt. hard to say that the cane is fully displaying all of it 8ft because these.
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>>13169488
>muh head canon
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>>13169491
It grew a few inches and got harder when Chrysalis touched it.
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>>13169458
these arnt small time people though. they have all been in the fandom and art selling business for a long time.

they have to have some idea of what they are doing and they saw the pony business was no good.
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>>13169390
>>13169458
Dying fandom, I tell ya.
Let's be realistic for now.
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>>13169503
>Canterlot Wedding
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>>13169475
Nobody cares about fast when they're thinking of buying something to hang on their wall. A lot of Atryl's shit just looks goofy precisely because he rushes through it in the hopes that bronies will swallow anything he shits out.
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>>13169463
How in the hay do you survive something like that?!
Even she survived too!
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>>13169134
fuck, the lag is just way too bad for me
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>>13169488
I'm ashamed to say I loved watching it when it came out.
With my on-line girlfriend.
From thousands of miles away.
who then dumped me a month later.
jesus
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>>13169488
That's not what made it bad

The shitty villain handling and sudden alterations to twilight's character were bad
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>they're never going to introduce the Smooze
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>>13169516
If Atryl wanted to take his time and make something you could frame and hang, he would.
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>>13169528
haha faggot
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>>13169516
THE GOGGLES
THEY'RE ASYMMETRICAL
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>>13169447
I feel ya, it kinda feels like the previews can be a bit excessive sometimes. I don't want to read 25% of a comic before it's out.
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>>13169526
Apparently some people can do it without the lag? How the fuck?
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>>13169492
that actually kinda neat

Like a little sister?

I wish I had a little sister to talk about ponies with.
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>>13169537
But that would cut into his profit margin so he doesn't. Then he complains when his sales go down because nobody wants to buy hastily rushed crap.
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>>13169488
One of the problems I had with Canterlot Wedding was that the only way Celestia doesn't come off as a fucking retard is if she knew about Chrysalis the whole time and was trying to draw her out.
Otherwise, she's a complete idiot for not holding off the wedding until the threat had subsided.
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>>13169569
Yeah that's why I want to wait until there's a link.
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If anyone's having trouble with the Flockdraw penlag, here's a fix.

http://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/windows/en-US/ab87b197-aaf9-43f0-a614-aab9329814a3/solved-wacom-tablet-lag-in-some-applications
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>>13169576
Bad writing.
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>>13169532
That, and the writing. The entire plot barely made any sense.
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>>13169576
The threat would have just killed/drained shining armor and launched and invasion either way

Keeping the wedding scheduled put pressure on chrysalis and gave the ponies a chance, because they don't stand a chance against any organized effort without deus ex machina magics, which they needed a living and lively SA and cadence to pull off. It also gave her an excuse to bring the elements of harmony to the city without chrysalis getting too suspicious.
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>>13169595

How much do you think random goat sounds are worth?
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>>13169528
I enjoyed watching them, I still think they're pretty shitty. It's possible to enjoy things that are shit, but it's good to realize that they actually are shit.
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>>13169595
>random goat sounds
I thought that was lewd for a second there. Fuckin' dammit.
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>>13169629
stop trying to defend the shit writing
makes you look like a retard
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>>13169576

>postponing things because of a threat
>not just exponentially increasing your (useless apparently) security

You're letting the terrorists win, anon.
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>>13169630
800 times what Johnny Test Whipcrack is worth
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>>13169629
>It also gave her an excuse to bring the elements of harmony to the city without chrysalis getting too suspicious.
So what if she just told them to get there one day? It's not like Chrysalis could've reacted in that time, and even if she did, it's not like the situation would've been any worse than it ended up being.
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>>13169429
Bitch bitch bitch
REad the comic or dont
I dont give a fuck, i just linked the thread for you
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>>13169629
That's basically how I saw it. It was all to force Chrysalis's hand.
But if that ended up not being the case, it would mean Celestia is a moron.
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>>13169649
Mildly incompetent characters don't make writing shitty, anon.

>Anon watching a movie
>WOW DONT DO THAT IT'S DUMB
>YOU DID IT
>THIS WRITING IS SO SHITTY
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>>13169485
Not gonna happen. He is the face of fascism, even though there are many who did so.
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>>13169667

that fucking whipcrack
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>>13169669
>surprise elements visit
>fuck it, she knows
>shining armor ran through with her horn
>barrier down
>changeling invasion
>no lovemajicks to repel it

Also remember that chrysalis is kind of dumb
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>>13169674
Celestia being a moron is shown in multiple other cases too, none of which are explicitly canon but still, she was retarded in both EG and the EG comic.
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What if ponies have really tiny brains?

It would explain so much
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>>13169585
that's not the kind of lag thats the problem
it's laggy as in bad netwirking
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>>13169681
>murder all the jews
He wanted to relocate the jews
>take over the world
AHAHAHAHA no
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>>13169703
>EG

Also, what about the EG comic? You mean Sunshit Shimmer?
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>>13169649
>STOP PROVIDING FACTS AND ANALYSIS
>YOU SOUND LIKE A RETARD HURRR
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>>13169699
The lovemajicks wasn't anything Celestia was counting on to begin with since Cadence was gone and she made no effort whatsoever to recover her, and the barrier was a useless heap of shit since a couple of changelings hitting it just smashed it.
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>>13169503
>celestia not believing twilight
>its fucking twilight sparkle why wouldnt she believe her
>celestia getting 1 shotted by chrysalis

celestia is weak as shit
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best horses
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>>13169760
There's only one EG comic, as of now, only a part of it. Yes, it focuses on SS's past.
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>>13169782
>I swear flockdraw is a decent art program
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>>13169765
Celestia might not have known that chrysalis was cadence, only that she was in canterlot. A guard would be more likely, especially if it was a plot to kill the barrier wizard and assassinate the princess, because of the difficulty in abducting and impersonating a fucking princess.
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>>13169774

>Celestia getting 1 shotted by Chrysalis

the most emotionally painful scene

right after http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJEgTLlv0TE anyway
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>>13169782
its so laggy and the tips didnt even help im gonna
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>>13169783

I'm gonna pretend those are heart-shaped burgers instead of apples
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>>13169774
Well, it was implied that Cadance craved TWILY's cock so hard that it makes bughorses stronger.
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I COMMAND YOU TO POST THE PROJECT YOU ARE WORKING ON!
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>>13169823
okay
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>>13169823
No.
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>>13169823
Pratchett will never write another book.
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>>13169823
I tap two Islands and cast Counterspell.
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>>13169823
$ cat pone.c
#include <stdio.h>

main() {
int anal_circumference;
}
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>>13169765
>nd the barrier was a useless heap of shit since a couple of changelings hitting it just smashed it.
At that point it was pretty weakened.

Anyway, what was Chrysalis even planning to do anyway? She let her retards bouncing against the barrier before she revealed herself, and she didn't think she could defeat Celestia. So what was she going to do anyway?
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>>13169823
Thanks, Semitic Sorcerer.
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>>13169823
Fuckin' homework, man
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>>13169823
the project i am working on right now is jacking off my dick to the newest commission nanaki just bought
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>>13169784
But how does it make Celestia dumb?
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>>13169823
Jokes on you, I finished it like 10 minutes ago so there's nothing I'm working on anymore.
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>>13169823
Just practicing.
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>>13169856
Break the barrier through whatever means was convenient and invade canterlot.

When it seemed that she wasn't going to have a chance to take it down through shining armor, she commanded her army to start bashing it and stalled as hard as she could.
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>>13169862
Hey, weren't you working on that in a livestream a few days back? What happened to the little details you added then?
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>>13169823
Cross country.
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>>13169855
>int
>not long double
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>>13169855

>pone
>anal_circumference

do tell
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Celestia overpowering Big Mac is damn hot.
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>>13169871
But then what? She expected to be easily overpowered by Celestia. And her bad performance implied that she didn't plan for the long run to stay in Cadance' form.
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>>13169823
I drew this yesterday
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>>13169890
Overpowering implies that she is even doing anything.
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>>13169862
xieril >>13168878
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Motion comics or Return of Chrysalis
http://madefirestudios.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-Episode-1-396284737
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>>13169890
I like how the eye facing the crowd is calm and elegant while the eye only Mac can see looks fucking crazy.
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>>13169890
It kinda is.
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>>13169890

>Celestia will never overpower you
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>>13169890
I wonder how many stallions had their pride shattered by Celestia through hoof wrestling.
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>>13169890
>>13169916
Celestia's mine.
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>>13169890
Her magic is stronger than Twilight's, her hooves stronger than Big Mac - do you think she flies faster than Rainbow Dash?

Will she create auroras by flying too fast?
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>>13169864
Gee I don't know, showing SS the mirror when she's already borderline crazy, not guarding the mirror, not guarding the mirror after SS becomes full-on crazy, just letting her go, and not even after all that guarding the mirror.
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>>13169890
She looks very calm but you can she is showing some strain
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>>13169920

what does she mine for?
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>>13169890
I just love how the eye facing the audience is calm and reserved while the other is intense and wild. I love it
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>>13169920
Fat chance, Anon
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>>13169897
What's your backlog look like?
How far along is Cadance?
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>>13169913
Price is amazing with faces. One of the reasons I love the comics so much.

>>13169920
BACK THE FUCK OFF?
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>>13169897
did you ever draw more sweetie
NO BIG DEAL IF YOU DIDNT JUST WONDERING SINCE ANON CANNOT BE TRUSTED THANKS
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>>13169923
Well We've already seen in Pinkie Keen she can land with enough force to cause a small earthquake so she probably nips along at 90MPH
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>>13169928
Ah, okay. I don't quite remember what happened in that comic, something about Sunshit being a spoiled, power hungry fool.
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>>13169937
>>13169944
You never stood a chance. You snooze, you lose.
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>tfw no one ever wants to hear about your headcanon world
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>>13169894
She expected to stall celestia long enough for her minions to overpower her, so
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>>13169882
I haven't saved it as a .png yet...god that stram was such a flop

>>13169907
Oh gosh
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>>13169863
...I'm sickened but curious. Link me.
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>>13169958
Shut up Kein
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>>13169959

I actually love hearing anons' headcanons

shoot.
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>>13169964
you know what to do.
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>>13169947
Well, a horse falling from the sky landing on an ast will shake that ast.

But eh, Celestia does not need to into flying. She teleports everywhere anyway.
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>>13169958
I'm going to need to see some kind of documentation.
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>>13169941
Moronsonof boron

Your Celestia Armwrestling Big Mac when
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>>13169941
It's pretty big, but she's done being inked so
>>13169946
not yet no
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>>13169977
Do a backflip?
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>>13169979

>Celestia will never shake her ast in front of you
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>>13169928
what if the mirror didn't lead to an actual earth, and everything inside it was a magical construct that couldn't survive in equestria?
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>>13169970
i cant. it's too cancerous.
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>>13169960
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>>13170006

Just do it you wimp
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>>13169995
draw them
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>>13170006
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>>13170006
Now you've got me curious aswell. Just tell already. I promise I won't laugh.
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>>13170013
What if Anon was humming "This Day Aria" or something?
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>>13170013
BUTT
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why did photo finish take all those pictures of big mac's taint
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>>13169823
Autonomous Restrictive Colony Operations Network

In the far future all humans have evolved into various off-shoots, but most have transcended this plane of existence. To ensure that the human legacy always remains, a group of Transcendants create an automated network of robots and cyborgs who in turn clone and create human colonies from the ground up. Wanting to keep the humans from transcending and ruining the point of it all, the automated network finds ways to restrict their technology. Thus the term Restricted Colonies.

These pure humans are grown in various artificial societies and governments set up by the ARCON, resembling vague archetypes of humanity's past. The ARCON resemble distant (if strange) living gods to the humans and are worshiped as thus.

Due to advanced technology mixing with old technology coupled with these archetypal societies, these colonies resemble a mix of fantasy and used-future science fiction.

Gauss Rifle wielding Vikings
Transforming starship Mongolian Hordes
Egyptian obsessed with becoming cyborgs

And so on

But I'm probably never going to do anything with it.
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>>13170076
avant garde
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>>13170077
that sounds...
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>>13170102
Like a really shitty GURPS setting

It better have serglas
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>>13169985
>that
>or this

Choose now.
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i died because too much lag, and now i lost 1% at 97
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>>13170115
Why not both?
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>>13170115
Luna's eyelashes are so fancy goddamn
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>>13170115
CHOICES

if I really can't have both, I guess the luna thing
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>rediv drawing Zecora

I know this is probably a given, but
PLEASE TELL ME SHES GOT THAT ZEBRONKADONK
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>>13170115
I don't recall you drawing luna before, so that I guess
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>>13170115
That
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>>13170115
Celestia armwrestling
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>>13169918
>arm wrestling with a deity
>pride shattered when you lose
I don't think you understand. They'd be legendary after going toe to toe with what's practically a goddess.
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>>13169823
I'm trying to get my A+ so I can get a job that isn't godawful
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>>13170115
Celestia.
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>>13170115
I imagine luna will be wearing a shirt that says STOP STARING AT MY TITS or soemthing?
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>>13170136
... YESSSS
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>>13170133
Price has drawn that for Celestia, too.

I guess he just likes special eyebrows.
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>Sitting in bumper to bumper traffic in the heat on the freeway during commute home
>18-wheeler pulls up next to me
>holes in the side
>notice cows looking out behind the holes
>read the side of the trailer
>BEEF SHIPPING
>feel brief pang of sadness for the cows knowing that they are on the way to slaughter
>notice one of the cows is backwards in their pen and I see their butt through the grate
>pop a boner
Thanks MLPG
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>You will never have a benevolent matriarchal horse dictator to pledge allegiance to.
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>>13170166
the shirt clearly says "Dream Girl"
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>>13170155
Let's say that on some days she likes borrowing a little of Luna's power and goes in disguise.
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>>13170076
and when did she acquire all those portraits of patrick?
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>>13169970
Fuck, I'll tell ya mine. Each previous generation of MLP is a rebooted universe, allowing only two entities to survive each reset.

In the previous generation, Celestia and Luna (who were only babies at the time) were chosen as the survivors. But surviving the reset gave them immortality and immense powers.

Celestia seeks to stop the cycle of destruction and rebirth by grooming Twilight Sparkle and the five other Elements of Harmony for some grand mission.

The thing that destroys the universe might or might not be The Smooze
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>>13170115
Horse
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>>13170115
Wait, is that actually from the comic? Even taht dialogue?
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>>13170175
you have no idea how depressed I was the first time I realized this fact
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>>13170115
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>>13170174
>getting boner to bovines, not equines
You seriously beefed it
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>>13170183

I like the idea of the Elements of Harmony being pony special forces
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>>13170174
>cows
>knowing

If there isn't any adrenaline in the spilled blood, cows will walk right up to the slaughter machine after watching the cow in front of them die
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>>13170166
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new thread goddamnit
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>my sister is telling me about reddit and her favorite subreddits

It's only a matter of time until she starts asking be about bronies
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>>13170114
GURPS Transhuman is fun for me.
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>>13170027
>>13170046
>>13170048
well okay but please dont laugh

Equestria is a country on Earth years into the future on the east coast of N. America. Humanity had fucked over themselves, and the survivors worked to repair the world's environment and repopulate all the species, but accidentally created intelligent life in the process. Magic came about when another 'mutant' horse alicorns was made. Bad shit happened and humanity got slapped up in a long and bloody conflict after which the Alicorns took over, only to start killing each other. A pair led their followers across the Atlantic and their children and the children of their followers became Celestia and Luna and the ponies of Equestria, respectively. The remnants in Europe/Africa/Asia are still there but the 'Equine Empire' is a vestigial empire like the Byzantines were, and is struggling to contain 'evil things' like chaos and balance, preferring Order, while Equestria prefers Harmony (thus Balance.) Humanity's hiding away behind a barrier in Australia and dont do anything anymore, the Draconequui are another anomaly that came into existance. They created the Elements of Harmony and gave them to the Alicorns originally, but thier home in Madagascar was banished to another dimension due to them being 'a threat'. Attempts to break out created Tartarus, but one did escape. Alicorns are not gods, but many surviving ones are treated as such. Alicorns come in two flavours, either being master armwrestlers like Celestia or pink toy lines like Cadance.

Tl;dr it's weird and complicated involving stuff. I do my best to ensure canon takes precedence and change things accordingly when McCarthy decides to flip the table.
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>>13170217

fuck you, we're at 170 images
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>>13170217
But we are at le 169 images
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>>13170217
/vg/ pls
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Sorry Spike, nobody would want to kiss you

Or buy your shitty dolls.
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AND THAT WAS JUST MY PRECUM
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>>13170223
My sister watches PewDiePie.
I'm contemplating releasing her from this sad existence.
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>>13170236
>>13170236
>Peewee
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>>13170208
>The Elements of Harmony are the heavy strike force
>Princess Cadence & Shining Armor are secret agents that are called in when more subtlety is required
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>>13170245
kill her
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>>13170174
Here you go, bro.
e621.net/post/show/28242/
http://e621.net/post/show/235200/
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>>13170225
Okay, now this is a bad headcanon.
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>tfw Spiderman lives in South Korea
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>>13170236
>applejack doll
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>>13170236
>being a hateanon to a fictional character
I should slap the shit out of you
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>>13170225
>implying that's nearly as cancerous as the "ponies evolved from bugs after a nuclear war and changelings are a branch of the family tree" headcanon
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>>13170183
but celestia and luna were born in this generation

after it had already started
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>>13170266
>dude poking a car window with a stick
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>>13170225
You had me until this line
>Alicorns took over, only to start killing each other

ponies are not for civil war
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>>13170236
>underside of Rarity stained

PLEASE SPIKE
CLEAN YOUR PLUSHIES AFTER CUMMING ON THEM
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>>13170269
>being a hateanon to a fictional anon
I should slap the shit out of you
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>>13170155
celestia isn't a god
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>>13170217
This ain't /vg/.
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>>13170255
She also visits 4chan though so maybe not everything is lost
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>>13170259
Well now I don't think I'll ever be aroused by anything, ever again.
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how often does the topic of discussion change in the mlp general thread?
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>>13170298
Depends, which part of 4chan
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>>13170236
The Twilight doll doesn't even have wings

goddamn it Spike, why are you so awful
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>>13170284
Alicorn minds do not work like those of regular ponies. They're more ambitious and are more easily corrupted by greed and other vices.

It wasn't an immediate thing, I just can't phrase things for shit. Sorry.
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>>13170303

about every 20 posts
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>>13170304
/v/
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Did everybody just leave flockdraw while I was gone
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>>13170303
>implying there is ever only one topic
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>>13170303
constantly, why?
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>>13170236

Looks like I spoke too soon.

Mr. Goldbergstein will be pleased with your progress, Spike.
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>>13170293
She is A god, but not THE god.

If we apply greek mythology, basically every pony with a cutie mark is a minor deity, atleast on nymph level.
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>>13170278
Yeah, anon! Don't you remember all those photos of them as babies? And how they talk about their childhood and their parents?
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>>13170063
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>>13170317
why is fleetfoot such a cutie
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Anyone here had a time where you stopped caring about ponies? Or even hated them?
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PUT ON GOGGLES

PORN IS BEING DRAWN
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>>13170298
Me and my sister both visit mlpg
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>>13169843
every time
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>>13170340
Woo! Porn time.
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>>13170323
>She is A god
no she isn't
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>>13170312
Abandon all hope
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>>13170338
yes
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>>13170271
>bug pone
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>>13170345
have you fucked yet?
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Don't care what anyone says, these ponies were the best one shots on the show.
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>>13170350
it's alright anon. It's alright.It's raining here too.
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>>13170358
Well, it's not as bad as my boards so I can't really judge her for that.
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>>13170355
says you
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>>13170330
I remember not too long ago a drawfag posted a 20 page porn comic of RD blowing and fucking some random guys
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>>13170345
Is that you, mayde?
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>>13170302
PRUDE
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>>13170377
says the person who designed the characters
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>>13170361

Celestia Quest resuming!

>>13170361
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>>13170271
I feel changelings are related to ponies, they're just mutated by magical corrupt as opposed to the magic of genetics.
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>>13170366
>5 for the price of seven

Considering how terrible parasprites are, I'd buy that.
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>>13170355
Listen, I'm sorry, there's nothing in the rulebook that says Celestia can't be a god and play football!
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>>13170338
Just stopped caring, there was a long time throughout S3 and the hiatus before it that I didn't even look at the thread.
I can check out, but I can never leave.
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No comment.
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>>13170396
Aw yis
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>>13170393
And according to her Twilight isn't a princess and the Crystal Empire doesn't exist

Faust is dead
deal with it
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>>13170359
How did you feel? Why?
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>>13170382
that's a blast from the past
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>>13170335
she just is
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>>13170378
>guy
it was just one anon who she spent the previous 20 pages denying she had feelings for. And the drawfag's name is DJ. He has been known to lurk the satyr and bat pony threads
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>>13170423
faust was gone before MMC was written and she never said anything about the crystal kingdom
she did create celestia and luna and stated they they are not gods
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>>13170413

I really like the idea of ponies playing football

it's never drawn, though.
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>>13170443
DA comments aren't canon, bro
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>>13170429
I want more Fleetfoot art.
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>>13170077
I had a setting that was somehow similar. What it is that humans advanced and went the hedonistic route and let robots/electronics be slaves that do everything for them. Something happened and there was a revolt. Humans had to revert to older tech to survive and the robots destroyed a lot of civilization. At the end of it all, humans are back to their romanticized ages with superstitious tendencies since anything that uses telecommunications get "possessed by evil spirits" (taken over by the robots) so their is a glass ceiling on technology. Things like wild west, feudal Japan, steampunk/victoria England, etc is the settings.
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>>13170452
she told me in bed
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I like Vinyl in this panel. The style seems to suit her well.
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http://i.imgur.com/BA6MYTA.png

I don't hate it
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Would you _hug pone even if pone was doge
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>>13170462
I do and I feel like you should as well
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>>13170423
God is a rather relative term. There is Yahweh, and there is Aphrodite's niece's grandson. Both are considered gods.
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>>13170307
Sounds like a more human mind.
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>>13170077
>>13170456
All of you are my nigs
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why don't the ponies treat the princesses like the goddesses they are explicitly told to be in canon
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>>13170462
needs pubes
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>>13170338
i had a pretty low point when EQG was out
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>>13170490
>AK
>chainmail
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>>13170481
When the term is that diluted, it's not a practical title. Might as well call the CMC gods.
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>>13170493
because you dreamed all of that
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>>13170490

why the fuck would you be wearing chainmail and a metal helmet while shooting a gun?
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Oh my, Spypone > Wonderbolt
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>>13170493
>worship
>Not being a thankful, but still bro, bro to your gods
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>>13170462
But I do
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>>13170455
too bad >>13161369 is all you are getting
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>>13170467

Yes
Tightly
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>>13170175
>>13170188
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>>13170519
OH MY GOD

I LOVE HER
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Inform the Magistrate.
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Oh my, 3 mares in the same panel who want the D. A new record.
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>>13170462
>their cutie marks are over their vags
GENIUS!
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>>13170520
that'd be nice if they had any gods
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>sb went from writing bad puns to gay dragon transformation
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>>13170518
How is he gonna praise the sun otherwise?
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>>13170511
The CMC aren't gods yet, but Twily certainly has potential
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>>13170519
Does she have a name?

I like how she and fleet foot get into an actual catfight, compete with cat like behavior.

and then they team up to stalk him
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>>13170340
i can't see shit
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>>13170345
i used to browse and discuss anime dickgirl porn with my sister. she is the one who got me into it.

now it is my most fapped to fetish while she grew out of it years ago.
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>>13170511
Like I said earlier: if we apply greek mythology, basically every pony is a minor deity or spirit of something.
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>>13170553
why doesn't he ever write gay tf smut for us ;_;
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>>13170364
We used to touch each other when we were little and in the tub together

>>13170379
no
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>>13170355
You know who ELSE wasn't a god? The God-Emperor of Mankind.

Oh sure, he banned religion. He personally murdered people who worshiped him. He even said there weren't any Chaos Gods or anything of the sort.

So what happens when a giant all-powerful immortal psychic being with an army of perfect superhumans destroys everything you believe in with technology so advanced it might as well be magic, saves and advances your civilization a thousand fold, and then just leaves?

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WORSHIP HIM LIKE A FUCKING GOD!
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>>13170554

Masturbate onto your Celestia shrine every morning like the rest of us
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>>13170565
Did you give her the D
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>>13170564
rused hard
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>>13170578
Wow, super gross
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>>13170283
>"OKAY GUYS I THINK IT'S SAFE!"
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>>13170519
that unfdress is hot. if only she wasnt vomit babydiarrhea green
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>>13170553
post link
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>>13170553
I guess you could say he transformed.
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>>13170507
>>13170518
The chainmail is there just in case somebody decides to attack him with a sword you guys. Come on.
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>>13170565

Me and my friends used to sit on a couch and hook our laptops up to a big TV and browse eachother's porn and make educated commentary on our tastes
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>>13170575
So you're saying he's not a god.
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>>13170553
link?
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>>13170599

but that's what ceramic plates are for
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>>13170558
Someone in another thread said her name was Tea Love, and she was actually available in blind bags.
Not sure how accurate that is, though.
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>>13170581
no but she did catch me fapping twice. she just awkwardly and silently left the room.
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>>13170350
>>13170367
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>>13170519
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If only the yup was edited out, it would be a 10/10 reaction image
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>>13170621
>not cheerilee
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>>13170593
Wa-ha-HAAA
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>>13170544
Big Mac is in Cheerilee's friendzone. Hence why she's side-hugging him.
>>
What's the deal with airline ponies?
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>>13170507
that looks more like an AN-94
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WAIFUED HARD
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>>13170616
>not bonding with mutual masturbation
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>You will never do The Bump
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>>13170623
Just put "words fail me" under his neck and crop out the rest
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>>13170641
>waifuing an oc
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>>13170519
>dat Celestia
>dat punching the shark in the face
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>>13170618
fuck you
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>>13170588

Pfft, some worshiper you are
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>>13170640
back to /k/
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>>13170578
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>>13170330
This is what I get for checking MLPG during class.
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>>13170656
>implying

See
>>13170519
>>13170612
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>>13170646
Well, we are way over the 500 posts limit anyway.
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>>13170537
>>13170537
>13170537
THERE IS ALREADY A PORN OF HER

DRAWN 2 WEEKS AGO
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>>13170623
There's one over in the comic thread
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>>13170668
Dooks pls
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>>13170671
the comics arent canon
therefore all the characters that appear in them are OCs
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>>13170664
But it very clearly is
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>>13170691
>comics aren't canon

You shut your filthy whore mouth
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I wonder what BBQ hay tastes like.

Also, fucking feedbags. Pone should use them more often.
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>>13170685
Guess again.
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>>13170662
Anon please, I just worship her in a proper way. Pony Princesses aren't for sexual.
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>>13170681
BY PRICE
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>>13170691
>the comics aren't canon
Says you

they are canon to My Little Pony: Freindship is magic until flat out refuted by the show.
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>>13170708

Masturbation isn't sex
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>>13170704
I do like that feedbags are now canon

>>13170709
WHAT
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>>13170710
sooooo, every episode?
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>>13170693
>look how mad hey get when you cannot correctly identify firearms
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>>13170704
Feedbags are probably much the way we view five- or ten-pounder chicken dinner buckets. Something only a person of true sloth would eat on their lonesome.

Twilight does however have one for coffee.
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>>13170731
Do tell

There is nothining in the show that even remotely conflicts the comics

Get that stick out of your ass
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>>13170709
Nah, it is free:
http://i.imgur.com/BShOiqM.jpg
(toy design used)
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>>13170723
hips...ugh...H-HIIIIIIIIIIIIPS!!!!
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>>13170704
Imagine the royal dinner.
>Celestia, Luna and important rulers of all the land around Canterlot sit on one big table
>they all have a fucking old dirty bag in the face and speak with full mouthes
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I'm getting a tattoo of my waifu for my birthday, what love have shown to your waifu lately mlpg?
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>>13170725
but it is sexual
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>>13170756
>scalding hot tea in vagina

NOPE
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>>13170767
I kinda doubt that, if the dinner with Discord is anything to go by.
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>>13170772
I don't have a waifu
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>>13170772
Tess pls
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>>13170726
gotcha
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>>13170743
10/10
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>>13170775

No it's not
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>>13170794
Or the royal lunch that happened in "a bird in the hoof"
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>>13170767
> implying it isn't all meshed gold, with small nibbles lining the bottom
> unfortunately it requires a particularly dextrous tongue the deer contingent doesn't have
> they resort to extremely angry salt-licking
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Well, now that Tealove is my waifu, I must find this plushie.
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>>13170754
Flim and Flam can't reappear because they were killed at the end of SSCS6000
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>>13170756
>boiling hot tea in vagina
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>>13170796
You'll find one one day, and you'll love him/her to bits.
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>>13170802
So I was rused, and Price did not draw lewd things?

Good, because that was kinda hard to accept.
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>>13170616
my mom did this once, i spaghetti'ed and unplugged the headphones. We just had a normal conversation and both pretended we didn't hear it.
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>>13170725
I bought a fleshlight not long ago. Is it still considered masturbation when I fuck it hands-free?
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>>13170824
They left town on their own accord, they were not "killed off"
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>>13170820
You can't just pick a waifu like that man yes you can
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>>13170843
It's self-pleasuring, so
yes
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>>13170830
>So I was rused, and Price did not draw lewd things?
Price did draw loot things, but nothing poni.
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>>13170801
Nope, I deal with inks there's your only clue
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>>13170756
>human vag and anus on a horse

into the trash it goes
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>>13170824

They just left town to try and sell the apple machine elsewhere.

DYEWTS?
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>>13170850
clearly you only saw the televised version
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>>13170854
What if I grap my shaft, but another man moves my arm?
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>>13170854
>self-pleasuring
the fleshlight is not part of myself
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>>13170843
"Oh no! This lubed fleshlight fell on my penis! Oh no, by jiggling my hips I'm somehow getting a pleasant sensation!"
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>>13170756
Yes. YES. YEEEES.
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>>13170862
hm. i think you're a huge fag for getting a tattoo.
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Fleetfoot > Tea Love
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Artfags

Please

Draw Tealove
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I suppose guys don't get happy ends in MLP.
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>>13170841
when i was a little kid my mom caught me fapping to anime porn.

i dont remember why but i was fapping on the family laptop in the middle of the living room.

she just said "wait till your father hears about this when he gets home" in an angry tone.

dad never came to talk to me.
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>>13170704

>Mac getting smooched by the princess

Why is he so fucking lucky?

Why is there no porn yet?

Why is it so hilarious to me that there's no Fluttershy interaction at all?

In your face fluttermacfags.
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I want to tickle Applejack until her hats falls off.
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>>13170894
i want do draw sunset satan
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>>13170894
Who? Fuck that shit.
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>>13170878
You are producing your own pleasure. Your hips do not, in fact, "move on their own."

Well okay if you want to get specific, they do thanks to the motor control complexes throughout the human parasympathetic nerve system but NOT REALLY
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>>13170896
Oh he did get some happy endings alright?
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>>13170884
Rude anon, very rude.
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>>13170909
Draw her later

Now is Tea Time
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>>13170843
i'm thinking of getting this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQTjjK3Ecgk
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>>13170900
> "Son, was it ... EVA porn?"
> "Please tell me it was at least well-rendered."
> "Oh thank god you picked a good scanslation."
> "I'm glad we had this little chat."
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>>13170906
lewd
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>>13170820
oh wow. look at how she's loking at her ass.
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>>13170904
My lack of Fluttermac has been filled by my Lunamac

It's a bittersweet victory
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>>13170896

He got dat Princess booty.

That consitutes happy in my book.
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>>13170939
but he doesnt
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>>13170911
>no trip
try again, meecrob
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>>13170904

>the princesses start taking more and more interest in Big Mac.
>they regularly summon Applejack away on 'missions' so she won't interfere.
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>sex with Tealove
>hot tea replaces hot wax
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>>13170892
>throwing out all your comics and turning you into a domesticated piece of man-meat
>good
fuck you
secret-agent girlfriend all the way
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>>13170950
>>13170900
As we speak, I may or may not have left my fleshlight on the bathroom counter back at home. My dad has no reason to use the upstairs bathroom and it'd be odd of him to do so...but still...

I can't get back there for another hour and a half. The suspense is killing me.
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>>13170909
do it do it do it do it
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>>13170841
>>13170900
>>13170950
>getting caught ever
How is that even possible?
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>>13170971
>have to go to the hospital for 2nd degree burns in the mroning
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>>13170985

Some people grew up with families that shared a computer
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Which pone has the strongest game?
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>>13170790
>scalding tea
>not liquid magma
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>getting caught masturbating
>ever
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>>13170976

>secret agent
>constantly worried that she or you might be dead
>having to watch her seduce sleazebags to get intel
>she gets captured raped and mutilated
>kids grow up to be crack addicts because lack of parental supervision
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>>13170996
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Please

More
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>>13170488
That's pretty much it, yeah.
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>>13170985
it was at 3 in the morning, i don't know why she was awake. it was under the covers too, so i didn't get caught unless you count the spaghetti.
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>>13170894
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>>13171001

>not getting caught masturbating

It's like a rite of passage, man

Every one of my friends has a caught story
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>>13171011
still beats the alternative
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>>13171030
This one is goin on the fridge.
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>>13171001
People get complacent. They let their guard down. It happens to the best of us.
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>>13170995
Sure. So did my family. Mother, Father, 5 children plus me. Three bedroom house with a single computer in the rec room. Never even close to being caught and I've been doing it since I was 10.
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HOLY SHIT MAC CAN GET SO ANGRY HE TURNS BLACK JUST LIKE CELESTIA
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>>13171048

Do you want a medal or something?
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>>13170985
My grandma came into my room the other day and talked to me about "remodeling" (putting my goddamn desk in full view of anyone entering my room). Every time she brought it up I basically told her no fucking way.

>why not? you dont have anything to hiiiide ;)
You don't fall for that shit, the desk is staying right where the hell it is.
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>>13171050
this is so stupid
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>>13170950
>dead
>>13170983
>alive with the rest of the discussion

Step it up
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What a cruel punishment.
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>>13171050
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>>13171037

Being married to a smoking hot athlete and living in a Canterlot suite and secretly recovering your comics and stowing them away in a hidden compartment in the den?

Sounds gud to me. Heck with the last part you're practically a secret agent in your own right anyway.
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Getting caught is my fetish
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>>13171058
Yes please. Actually it just feels nice being better than you guys at something finally.
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>>13171071
I don't think Celestia is quite that large.
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>>13171012
his pussy game is ridiculous?
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>>13171050
That's some really weird jaw and nose
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Stream.
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>>13170984
i'll see if i can do something that allows me to make a futa version
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>>13171082
You've never seen her final form
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>>13171095
decomposed bone?
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>>13171082
Maybe it's just a tiny sun
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>>13171094
that's not necessary but I guess you can if you want
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>>13171062
yea, tell Grandma to shove it.
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u-unf
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>>13171092
not until you have to sleep
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>>13171117
and get back to making cookies
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If Luna got pregnant through Big Mac...what would happen to the child?
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>>13171032
>talking about masturbating with your friends
People really do this? Strange.
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>>13171094
Anon standing under her, sucking her foot long flaccid demon cock
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>>13171089
he's got the canon prettiest pony hanging off his shoulder and he's got Rarity's attention too
I'd say so
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Who the fuck is writing these comics? How long until they try to ship my waifu with big mac?
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>>13171070
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>>13171125
"I don't wanna be a burden"
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>>13171123

Mew pls, pls

Which of mares taking an interest in mac do you like the best?

Draw it.
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>>13171127
Royal horse abortion
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I drawed porn of tea pony
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>>13171134
i won't put anon in there.
and that's also too short.
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>>13171123

Jokes on you I woke up only 3 hours ago.
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>>13171138
Never. There's a reason all three ponies that have a love interest with Mac are new or never used before.
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>>13171032
I have never been caught masturbating, I would take procedures to make sure I am not caught.

>wait till 3am, make sure everyone is asleep
>close all doors also placing a pillow just at the foot of the door to keep sound in
>make sure headphones are in tightly in the computer
>turn porn all the way down even with the headphones in
>do not use cream, makes masturbating way louder
>try to find porn that is under 20 minutes
>blow into tissue, take the tissue go to the door outside place into the bins ready to be picked up tommorow by the garbage man


This has allowed me to masterbate and never be caught.
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>>13171032
I almost got caught once, but I managed to avoid that. Worst that has happened to me was my brother almost discovering my unforgiving porn. Thankfully, all he found was super deepthroat.
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>>13171143
Lyl. I'd like to read that fapfic.
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>>13171147
ah i havent read the new comic yet

link pl0x
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>>13171081
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>>13171151
By "too short", do you mean her overall height, or her cock?

I said FLACCID
And she's a GROWER
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>>13171127
Sent to live in an orphanage in Zebraland with all her other children
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>mlp general
>talking about getting caught masturbating
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>>13171180
It's a long hiatus.
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>>13171173
Thank you, thank you.
First I would like to thank my penis.
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>>13171158
> do not use cream
You mean ... lube?
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/830cfed281283d5d981c2190d251d2ca/tumblr_ms9mh85z0K1rsowjpo1_1280.jpg

This is pretty sexy, but the thought of someone actually sleeping with it is pretty sad.
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>>13171167

It's over in this thread >>13135191

It's a bit confusing because one guy first posts the preview stuff and then later another guy picks up where he left off and finishes.

But it's all there.
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>>13171167
>>13135191
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>>13171180
I bet Shining Armor caught Twily masturbating all the time
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"You fappin' to yer hermaphrodite porn again, son?"

"It's called Futa, dad and they're not hermaphrodites. They're women who just happen to have enormous cocks..."
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>>13171193

Oh hey look it's mysterious stranger again.
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>>13171193
oh hello mysterious observer
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>>13171195
anything like moisturizer I mean.
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>>13170462
i think it's literally impossibleto make eg luna and celestia look good
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>>13171193
I don't get it
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>>13171174
okay okay. i'll make a flaccid and erect version then.
IF i ever get around to it and i probably won't.
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>>13171205
> it was to books
> always books
> "S-such rich BINDIiiNNGNNG"
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>>13171198
It's just weird once people make and use full-on naked ones
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>>13171198

One day there'll be commercial robots that you can order to look like whatever you want, and I bet you'll be able to sex them too

but we'll probably be dead before then
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>>13171223
YOU BETTER GET AROUND TO IT RIGHT NOW

It'd make me THIS happy
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>>13171235
Fuck mangos. Pear master race reporting in.
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>>13171234
And they'll be hella expensive anyway.
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>>13171224
She has to choose whether to admire it from afar or to ruin the binding by riding the spine to climax
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>>13171212
Well, at least my kids >implying will never have to worry about me being grossed out by their porn
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>>13171232
She is full on naked tho.
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>>13171220
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>>13171205
u-unf
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>>13171224

>she opens a fancy book
>"w-wah?"
>"s-stop, no tongue!"
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>>13171198
her hands are fucking gigantic
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>>13171235
arigatou
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>>13171198
If I ever considered getting a pillow, I'd get this one.
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Whats new today?
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>>13171266
oh
that reference has been happening for a while, I thought you were talking about the foreground ponies
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>>13171235
I want to empty a truck full of mangoes into Rarity's house.
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>>13171249
>pears
I wasnt aware the peasant parade was in town today
Peach master race
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>>13171198
The blush stands out too much.
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>>13171247
i'm not good with humans, so expect disappointment.
and i also ha different idea that i couldn't make an NSFW version of
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>>13171265
That is what I'm saying
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>>13171249
fuck your pears, you sissy faggot! real men eat peaches
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>>13171274
All the better to coyly shove your head in her boobs with.
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It's not body horror this time well I mean depending on your definition, maybe you're super prude I dunno
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>>13171280
>smooze nito

Oh my.
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[ponk intensifies]
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>>13171266
I should probably watch fringe, Price said it was pretty good and I should watch it.
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>>13171284
>peaches

Go away Georgia.
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>>13171193
Why are official OCs okay but fan-made OCs are shit?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQCXt9_YAg

how slow am i
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>>13171279
I'd want to get one like that too, but it would have to be fuckin' huge
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>>13171300
DOES

DOES IT HAVE A CREAM FILLING?
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They flipped the bitch!
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>>13171310
A thread should be
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>>13171307
Watched it for a while, the overall story arc never explained fucking anything if I remember correctly.
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>>13171280
what's new is more batpone reporter please
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>>13171280
#10 just came out and it was amazing
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>>13171284
>not clementines

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
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>>13171256
Some of the oldest books are the best-bound.

Libraries need to copy out books and then send the old one for destruction or donation to other establishments.

She does the copying all herself. It's such sweet foreplay. She's panting wetly well by the key row page. She ruts it within moments of finishing the last stroke, wettening the leather pemanently.

It's so strange all of the school's donated books have that musty smell, like ... leaves or an old warren.
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>>13171310

Mlpg only likes OCs of people they like.

Considering that OCs are typically self inserts, it makes sense.
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>>13171304
I still have to continue it, perhaps one day on the weekends.
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>>13171300
Okay, that's silly

Keep up the silliness
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>>13171282

I want to shove as many mangoes as I can into Rarity
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>>13171280

Every mare wants the Big M.
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>>13171310
>official OCs
what?
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>>13171343
>clementines
You want some crayons and legos too, little boy?
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>>13171280
glorpglorp
e621.net/post/show/292520/
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>>13171300
>that look
MY GOODNESS~
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>>13171310
Color coordination
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>>13171354
Silly is good! Silly is fun to draw and makes me giggle. I feel confident saying you can expect more of it.
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>>13171374
Can silly be lewd?

SILLEWD?
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I make thred.

>>13171377
>>13171377
>>13171377
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>>13171366
...yes, if you're offering
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>>13171279
An excellent choice.
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>>13171364
OC's made by people that work on official content
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>>13171310
>implying that this OC is shit
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>>13171200
>>13171199
oh gosh that was great

I guess I have to go with Fleetfoot or Luna.

I just feel really bad for Fleetfoot because she likes Big Mac so much and it's kind of adorable and she got all injured and stuff I would be okay with them getting together

But Luna is an all around great pretty pony and i think she would be good for Mac

im kind of a faggot with relationships
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>>13171134
Oh god, all of this was so fucking retarded holy fuck.
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>>13171374
Good, keep up the good work
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>>13171343
WE HAVE TO GET TO SAVHANNA
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>>13171397
Luna was flirty but she's not really interested in Mac that way.
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>>13171408
Fanks m8 I'll do m'best
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>>13171397

Mew pls draw one.

Or both at once.
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>>13171348
MLPG liked Red Ribbon when she was just the slutty mare, long before rediv showed up.
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>>13171413
>Clementine will remember that
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>>13171353
>comfy Tirek.jpg
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>>13171433

Well yeah, no shit.

She's a slutty mare.
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>>13171447
no no no
she's THE slutty mare
>>
can someone make new horse
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>>13171418
but she liked kissed him and stuff

pls
>>13171430
i gotta go now but maybe i will later
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>>13171469

>>13171383
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>>13171310
The people who make the comics actually have a clue as to what makes pleasing color combinations and mane styles.
Fan-made OCs are good if they aren't A) eye-rapingly neon or a shitty color combination, B) a Mary Sue alicorn, or C) made for the sole intent of shipping with show characters.
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>>13171447
Not as slutty as that chubby goddess mare Miss Jubilee
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>>13171480
your mum kissed you
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>>13171279
Yeah, it's still the best one.
But, man, it would just be too fucking awkward. Especially if anyone ever came over
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>>13171486
YOU MEAN IF I SHIP BUTTERFLY WITH A CAST CHARACTER PEOPLE WILL STOP LIKING HER
>>
>you will never make a new thread
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>>13171486
>A) eye-rapingly neon or a shitty color combination
There's also the fact a number of fandom OCs have color schemes that, ironically, aren't original enough. (See: GalaCon, Milky Way, Button's Mom)
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>>13171526
People will stop liking you and THEN stop liking your OC
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>>13171526
She'll take a hit, yes.
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>>13171534
How do I get them to hate one and not the other
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>>13171526
She'll probably lose her hook if you do that.
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>>13171529
>tried making a new thread 3 times over the years
>i beefed it so much i will never try again


sadsweetiebelleface.jpg
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>>13171556
Ship her with another OC
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>>13171556
If they don't like you, they won't like anything you make so that part is easy
You can make her absolutely deplorable and be a nice guy and then maybe they'll like you and not her
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>>13171530
That more just makes OCs samey and boring than it does make people outright dislike them.
>>
>Couldn't go to my LCS today because of work
>Not a big deal, I'll just get my weekly comics from the Win-O thread
>MLP still isn't scanned

What did I do to deserve this? I have everything but MLP
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>>13171556
>>13171526
>wanting people to not like your qt creation
I'll never understand this
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>>13171584
I don't know man, I hate drawfags that are too nice.
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>>13171575
frickin gross dude do you kiss your mother with that mouth
>>13171584
aw man im too lazy for that
where is the new thread
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>>13171620
Now can we new thread?
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>>13171645
see >>13171383
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>>13171645

there's already a new thread
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>>13171635
Like who?
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I LOVE YOU PANKO PA
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>>13171997
PANKA A PONY
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13173099
TWILIGHT A SHIT
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>>13173347
no
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>>13173394
Twilight is made of poo.


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