Last Horse>>13161013What was your initial thought when you first saw Trixie in Boast Busters? Were you one of those viewers that think Trixie was a villain in this episode? Did you like how Twilight tries to be humble about the whole event and how she outmagic Trixie?
I hate you
>mangneto was here>missed itnoooo
>>13166487I have to admit, Trixie gives me about a quadruple take.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XFMrBldVk0s
>>13166487I think we should talk about best pony instead
WHERE MUH COMICWHERE MUH MAC SHIPPIN'
>>13166505high up /)down low \)way too slow
>>13166521>tfw that image is comic-canon, only flipped
This hiatus is killing us.
>>13166487>your initial thought"unf"
>>13166521>Mac getting to interact with both PrincessesYou can't imagine my jelly
Trixie should get together with AJ some time. Nothing like a good ole fuckin' with a city slicker to calm your nerves.
>>13166560Everyone wants some Big Mac.
>>13166560So why not interact with them? They won't bite.On the first date.
>>13166585Stallions are a valuable and rare resource. I still wonder how they maintain their population with such a strange female to male ratio.
>>13166591Because I'm not a magical cartoon pony ;_;
>>13166608That's hardly an excuse.
>>13166585Even the stallions.
>bronies in denial still drawing unicorn twily
>>13166607.. that shouldnt have been funny
>>13166607>let's take a humorous joke from some other media and REPLACE ALL THE CHARACTERS WITH PONIES>IT'LL BE SO FUNNY
>>13166616It kinda is, unless you can tell me a secret way to meet them
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>13166487No and no.
>Ask for requests>None of them interest me or they're too hard with over 2-3 characters so I don't draw any.Am I a bad person?
>>13166627what's the original joke?
>>13166607Basically it's the norm to have more than one sex partner at any given time, and though marriage is celebrated it's not necessary for showing physical affection and even siring children. The vast majority of Equestrian women are single mothers with a paramour who may have a marriage to a primary partner.Mr. Cake in particular is very popular.
>>13166623I can show you a lot of things wrong with that pic that don't also include alicorn twi.
>>13166645Well, I meanShe's just giving me "DETERMINEDFACE." Not much to go on.You want me to fuck her clothes or something?
>>13166640Just talk to them.
>>13166670I hope notI do that way too much
>>13166689that huge horn is strangely arousing
>>13166706that's supposed to be a joke?
>>13166699But they never answer
Who else read this as "pony pussies"?
>>13166687It doesn't work like that and come out good
>>13166759Shouldn't they be cuddly ponies for everyone?I mean surely leetle girls would also enjoy pony plushes.... Unless they're lewd ponies.
>>13166670Yes, so take those requests and do your best. Otherwise you'll be a horrible failure
>>13166681I like the idea of surrogate fathers but it seems that would cause a lot of social problems and drama.
>>13166767>1.5 will never be released
>>13166759It's nice to see an ad that actually might be reaching it's target market nowI just wish someone let them know that /mlp/ does not like being referred to as bronies.
>>13166794Can I pet that happy pony?
>>13166701You did a bunch of my requests, you are okay in my book.
>>13166701nobbs! I thought you were innawoods?
>>13166834WOAH IS THAT PONO OKAY
>>13166670Mix and match the requests then
>>13166834Pone is yanwning. Nothing to see here.
>>13166813I was going to, but I can't access their website.
>>13166834I'm glad endii showed me the full pictureunf
This pony can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.Can yours?
>>13166807>you will never waste your life on playing BFE(D) 1.5
I hate when people write out a southern accent and write "I" as "Ah".
>>13166804Several human cultures have handled them well enough. In many of them, the children are only the 'property' (for lack of a better word) of the mother. Same with the houses, held property, what have you.It's part of the reason why evolutionary biology is more or less Western white guys half-speculating that their way of viewing romantic and family bonds has always been the case for H. Sapiens.
Definitely not my best ink.
>>13166879>BFE(D)>beefedyeah,sums it up pretty nicely.
>>13166856You son of a bitch.
>>13166881Blame Mark Twain.
>>13166881The trick is to only do it when she's been drinking.
>>13166897You can retry or color it.
TWOILAGHT SPURKLE'S BALOHN
>>13166904I stick fruit slices in her, GG.
>>13166816Only if pony gets to wear a beard during
>>13166897Is there significance to the name on that drink?
>>13166856no I didn't you son of a bitch
>>13166920I personally would use peppermint candies, but never celery or meat. The '60's were an awful time.
>>13166889Soccer moms and feminists don't care about such meaningless things as science, history and facts.
>>13166856>I know something you don't know and won't show youAnon please, if you keep doing that I'll have to send you to bed without dinner.
>>13166925Sure, why not? I bet its soft.
>>13166930>didn't type it like a retardnot endii pls go
>>13166889I'm telling you.Polygamy, or herds.
>>13166607Appaloosa and Canterlot have a more normal gender ratioPonyville is just a strange place
OH GOD ANON HELP METHE ANTS THEY'RE CRAWLING ON MY SKIN THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OH DFUC
>>13166927Sort of but not really.http://endiind.tumblr.com/post/59544740071/bloominjaybee-sorry-endii-i-was-completely>>13166917My fingers are protesting, I don't think I could do any better right now.
>>13166889How did such societies handle sex in general? How would it relate to ponies?
What is the pony equivalent of a brothel?
>>13166982Ponygamy?...Sorry, i just had to.
>>13166933Well no, they do, but they tend to drop off somewhere in the 1400's, as that's when property and family rites of succession were codified and just happened to start dicking over women. Informal arrangements before then were all over the place, but it wasn't always "yuu muh property, womunnn."And never you mind that non-white experiences have been all over the place. Believe it or not in Haitian and other Caribbean cultures if a guy sleeps around it's okay, but God help you if you piss off your girlfriend. Being attracted to and even having sex outside your pimary partnership is okay, but never, ever treat it as more than a thing on the side.
>>13166982AppleDan plsPonies are MONOGAMOUSThis has been shown multiple times.
>>13166998Would have been nice to be warned that was unsafe for work
Anyone who has the comic, pls scan.PlsI'll love you 5ever.
>>13167031Sorry, but I thought it was a given since I linked it instead of posting the picture
>>13167001It depends, but basically your sex life and your capacity to care for your wife, girlfriend, or courtesan had little to do with each other. Sex was just a thing, being able to provide for your family group was more important.More to the point several societies view the child as the legitimate child of anyone involved with the woman while pregnant. No one thought "oh it has to be MY kid."I wonder if a society where there are marriages but a clear disparate gender ratio would have similar feeling.
Wait, isn't Caimon a croc?
>>13167040that's an ugly artist
>>13167030Well, no, all we've seen so far are marriage ceremonies and married couples, and no one said "... forsaking all others."
>>13167055nsfw links are generally posted on their own with ittle more than an "unf"
>>13167031It's unsafe for work
>>13167066Yes, yes she is.
>>13167066Well, she's definitely not pony.
>>13167066SHE'S AN ALLIGATOR YOU RACIST FUCK
>>13167031why are you browsing 4chan at work?
>>13167002A bachelorette party after the fourth or so drink.
>>13167108I'm notI just didn't want lewd things
Where did the day go
>>13167040I wonder how many people from here and /mlp/ are watching Hydra waiting for that link to be dropped.
>>13167076All of the couples in the show have been monogamous.
>hating your OCW-would you get mad at me if I drew her sometime, endii?
>>13167074It's Andy Price's ponysona.
>>13167124It flew away. That is a slender Dash.
>>13167124it went to the place where you have the full picture of that twilight sparkle>>13166834
Butterfly's concussion fetish
>>13167134All the couples in the show have been seen interacting with only their primary partners.Hell, a solid majority of any dating interaction we've seen was under the effect of a Love Poison that made it impossible for them to do anything but fawn on one another. Is that really what you want for a model of Equestrian romance?
>>13167138I'd fuck that pone.
>>13167124Endii draw this pono chasing a robber wearing a horse-head mask.
>sent interesting tumblr post link to sister>realized i had actually sent the reblogged version that is from a mlp horseporn tumblr when it is too latei am fucked
Ponies are monagamousIn appaloosa and Canterlot, the ratio of males to females is far more balanced.The skewed ratio in ponyville is most likely an oversight.
>>13167140I wanted to write your name in this spoiler but I forgot it, so you get a free pass this time ;_;
>>13166670Yes NoHooves. Now, go and draw
consensual sex with punch horse
>>13167163Fucked beyond reasonprepare the strainers for the pasta that will soon flow.
>>13167138Yes anon, giving Endii more attention only makes him angry
>>13167172Punchy sex with punch horse
daily reminder that this is a thing
>>13167163Just say "wait, oh shit, that's what I get for using "copy link" directly from a tag search.It's happened to me more than once. Fucking mommy blogs pick up the best "dumb shit kids do" and if you go to the root URL it's all shit about car seats and BPA.
>>13167163does she know you were the one who sent it?
>>13167169How about something easy and fun instead of goopony orgies this time
>>13167004butbut it works so well and makes so much sense
>>13167184>not liking twilicornIt's like you don't want more purple pony to love per purple pony.
>>13167163>Yeah, my friends follow some really weird stuff
>>13167065I wonder how often they have kids and how often death occurs.
>>13167184Everything is going to be alright though.S4 looks amazing and the comic train has no brakes.
>>13167192> GOO pony> not pony GOO
>>13167192I thought the Celestia and Luna one was easy enough...
>>13167192You already tell us no when we suggest single ponies doing whatever so you know what?You are forbidden from drawing your waifu or Twilight Sparkle ever again.
>>13167202>S4 looks amazingso did S3>>13167202>the comic train has no brakesi really need to get caught up on those...
>>13166856>>13166930ur gay >>13166979confirmed>>13167138w/e>>13167148no>>13167160ok
>>13167163ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>>13167172punchorse punching you in the sex
>>13167195Come back when you manage that messy hair of yours and trim that orange beard a little
>>13167197>love>worstponebut that's wrong
>>13167220s3 was amazing
>>13167212>"What about my butt?"
>>13167184Twily is objectively the best princess.She's prettiestShe's smartestBest colorShe doesn't have those ugly horse proportions
>>13167220Season 4 looks more promising than season 3 from what we have seen
>>13167233>twilight>worst poneI don't even care for her but that is just plain wrong
>>13167215> no filenameI can only imagine "So, A-anon, I was reading some of your comic books the other day and I guess Watchmen was alright. I didn't like the unerring panel configuration. Squares are for eggheads- I mean, uh "problematic.""> Dot> PNG
>>13167240I love that style.
>>13167235Enjoying your hot steaming bowl of Hasbrodiarrhea?
>>13167206I'm just really bad at composing pictures with more than 1 characterIn fact, I'm just really bad>>13167214>You already tell us no when we suggest single ponies doing whateverSince when? I love drawing single ponies.
>>13167240>celestia>uglyI will fight you.
>>13167220S3 had both some of the best episodes of the show and some of the worst. It was weird because there was no middle ground.
>>13167240You are wrong about everything.
>>13167261In Equestria, even the Blarney Stone is lewd.
>>13167224I wish I could draw as good as you digitally, know that you queer fellow.
>>13167264her sisteris cuter
>>13167230Oh come on anon, seriously. You can the whole idea just because the main character is a little scruffy?
>>13167261draw fluttershy being best pony
>>13167276Endii isn't queer yet
>*taka taka taka* "Pinkie Pie is the best, all around best, and cutest pony"
>>13167247That one animatic looks better than all of season 3? You must know something I don't.
>>13167259Enjoying your /v/ tier arguments?
>>13167256Karpetshark is great. Plus he has amazing taste for liking best princess.
>>13167261Then just Luna with an alternative mane style?
>>13167285I love the fic and everything.I'm just being a little facetious is all
>>13167287>fucking an ugly retarded girl
>>13167287I'm glad GG went from that to having Carrot Cake blowing a zebra
>>13167265>had both some of the best episodes of the show and some of the worst. It was weird because there was no middle ground.Didn't we say the same thing about S2 during it's hiatus?
>>13167293Get back to twerk, Pinkie.
>>13166804Works for the lions.
>>13167283Why not both?
>>13167289>goes to mlpg >isn't queerWhat bloody planet are you living on my good man?
>>13167240That's only 100% wrong>prettiestCelestia>smartestCelestia>best colorGranted that's not Celestia, but it isn't Twilight either, for it's Luna>ugly horse proportions>implying they're uglyEven then she just has a mixture of those and a normal pony, it just looks stupid.
>>13167287This should arouse meYet I know she wants itHell, she NEEDS it
>>13167306>femsnails>ugly>retardedI'LL FUCKING FITE U
>>13167314I'm pretty sure we all turned gay from the background gaydiation in this place.
good morning mlpgdrew this last nightanatomy is a bit screwy, but i'm gonna move onsupposed to be humanized Loira but it's not super clear besides the hair and fists.
>>13167303It was pretty great.
>>13167317So it doesn't arouse you because you know she wants it? Go back to sleap, Deafdefiler.
So...what are MLP's thoughts on this? http://images.4channel.org/f/src/wonderful.swf
>>13167293Whenever I see this image I'm reminded of the greentexts where Pinkie is ineffectual as an office clerk but the company keeps her around because she improves morale sexually
>>13167326AND THE BIG LYRE THING ON HER RIGHT BOOB
>>13167326probably for the best
>>13167309S3's highs and lows were much more extreme than S2's.
>>13167326SHIT NIGGA THAT'S KAWAII
>>13167330I habeeb'ed it.I meant to say this shouldn't arouse meYet it is. Oh so very much.> tfw even sexual predation by an older shopkeep on a high-school girl gives you a boner
>>13167287oh nodon't stick hte carrot in her ears
>>13167294There was more than one animatic anon. The fall of Luna?Another Scootasode?Apples Forever?Pinkie's Sisters coming to town?
>>13167326This is probably one of the most detailed stuff you drawn so far.
>>13167334... What the Hell is this from?
>>13167341That's completely wrong, the best episodes were less good than the ones in previous seasons, and the worst episodes were less bad than ones in previous seasons. However, on average a lot more episodes gravitated towards mediocrity instead of most of them going towards good, as in other seasons.
I want to cum on Caimon's bush.
>>13167365As far as I can tell, the 70's
>>13167326Fuck you digital guys make me feel bad every fucking day, your all doing this amazing art digitally and I'm stuck with paper.
>>13167377Someone ... actually paid umpteen thousands for this to be produced? Really?
>>13167326I like lyra with power fists
>>13167377>>13167383>>13167365It's actually a 2001 animated short called Chirpy, which is a commentary on modern pornography or something
>>13167392> Icepack made a VERY special delivery
How qualified would your waifu and/or your favorite pony be to work for the men in black?
>>13167390I guess it makes about as much sense as real mainstream porn, thick black cock included.
>>13167379>senor bobI laughed.
>>13167392>Mrs Cake has another pair of twins>one dark zebra and one light zebra>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
>>13167373Silly anon, caimon are reptiles, they don't have hair, let alone bush.
>>13167409>Ice Pack>fertileDO YOU EVEN READ THE TUMBLR?
>>13167410That GIF takes too fucking longI wish someone would just pastebin that shit
>>13167334Caramel takes care of one of Fluttershy's birds while she's away
>>13167390they need to work on the animation.
>>13167379I fucking love David Thorne.
>>13167429I do, but the joke is that he's not actually sterile, just that his father was all too trusting
>>13167432half the fun is the little differences in timing
>>13167326>these day reactionholy shit such a huge different from the night reactionsalso>i have been in mlpg since it was last postedkill me
>>13166519 Speaking of best poneHow long till Fluffle is cannon?
>>13167444No, the joke is that someone at one point jokingly told him that infertility runs in his family but he took it seriously.
>>13167426http://i.imgur.com/LpECxYd.jpgCaimon has a god tier bush
>>13167441is there a palce where one can see all his escapades?
>>13167410Ciel would instantly become one of their top agents. Fluttershy would be part of their more diplomatic sections, specializing in medicine for aliens.
>>13167468So he's not actually sterile.Good to know.
>>13167160Extra lazy but here you go>>13167276ha thats funny because im shit but ok>>13167314nah man taking something in the butt hurts too much to be queer>>13167326neat0
>>13167480Oh, no, he IS sterile.
>>13167469I want to taste her gator juices.
>>13167488Owing mostly to the supplements he takes for 'performance'
>>13167486Theres more to being queer then taking it in the butt, EndiiAnd it only hurts if you start big.
>>13167334i couldnt stop watching and was horrified at the same time
>>13167486Who is that masked criminal?
>>13167528RARITY'S EVIL COUSIN
>>13167497Just be careful when getting them right from the source, Caimon is a massive squirter.
>>13167468>No, the joke is that someone at one point jokingly told him that infertility runs in his family but he took it seriously.This is the caseIce Pack is sterile but his father obviously wasn'tHis mother was either making a joke at his father's expense or suggesting that his father wasn't her husbandhttp://dl.dropbox.com/s/tyyjcupeqhz5zsa/icepack.swf?token_hash=AAEsu1Uwq1LhLGPboiiTU7n2K54x0P08dJbZRoMy2Qv3Ug%20
>>13167535thank you kind sir
>>13167461>tfw I saw three people wearing fluffle puff shirts and a fluffle plushie at the convention last week
>>13167497>you will never eat Caimon out>or Gillou
>>13167544> AHHH LELL MOVING FLASH FUCKING FLICKERS EVERYWHERE MY MIND IS FOREVER CHANGED
>>13167334How the first Pegasus came to be
>>13167358wutwhen did this happen? 'scuse me, I got some shit to watch.
>>13167497>And so, Gatorade was brought to Equestria
>>13167459jesus that's hypnotic
>>13167476>Cielgoogle reveals nothingdo tell
>>13167544Geegee did you animate that?
>>13167563whwhat are you even saying
>>13167544GGSince Caimon doesn't incest, can you replace that with something else?Or draw her fucking her brothers already
>>13167574> because they eat like all other Equestrians it's literally the same as Gatorade> all salt and sugar> she can literally flash-pasteurize and chill it, bottle it for monies
Am I canon?
>>13167588It looks like shit.
>>13167587yes I did animate that
>>13167609no you're some flavor of the week thing nobody can shut the fuck up about
>>13167609You're "fanon" at best
>>13167588You have like no frame discipline. This is worse than 'Dad's Home.' This is something I'd expect of a fifth-grader in art class, though granted it has fewer dickbutts.
>>13167619I want to fuck your butt so hard gg
>>13167637DAD'S HOME WAS FUCKING GREATI SHOULD SMACK YOU
>>13167570u wot m8
What's wrong, you gonna cum babe? Tell Trixie how amazing and spectacular she is at sexing you. Maybe I'll let that nice cock of yours jizz all over me, you handsome stud.
>>13167544ggI got a random cute ideawhat if, like pic related, snails gets a kiss from his mom right on his nose and gets told to be carefull eveytime he goes out the house?
>>13167637that's nice anonhopefully you'll understand but that critique doesn't really bother me much all things considered
>>13167636>the show will never be made in hand-drawn animation
>>13167645It's got wonderful content. The lines dance like kids high on X.
>>13167596While the latter is appealing to meI think he's sorta replaced incest with casual nudity.
>>13167651Well, enjoy staying at the same power level as Timmy. Forever.C+, an attempt was made.
>>13167528International crimelord: HumanFace!His fiendish heists will go on NO LONGER
>>13167648>all over>not inside
>>13167648>sexing what are you,12?
>>13167648Trixie, uh, that's not really how we say "hello" in Ponyville.
>>13167654No, she was ALWAYS about casual nudity/sex, and INCESTBut he never actually DREW CaimoncestI vote excessive juices
>>13167652They brought on a guy with a resume that's really impressive for a technical position that would not be needed in flashWe are at least getting some non-flash sequences next season
>>13167619if I suck you off, will I get some measure of your talent? that's how drawfags work, right?
>>13167658he's doing this for fun, not on a professional level
>>13167675Has she always been about casual nudity/sexI thought that was a more recent thing
>>13167686> If it's for fun you must overlook terrible practicesNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.
>>13167680>twilight inside celestiaunf
>>13167690that was the original intent, just that she was supposed to be incest too
>>13167683Do you know how many anons have offered to blow Weaver?A lotLike, A LOT a lot
>>13167701What can we say? She just needs her box filled.
>>13167700what about you, then?it's for fun, you don't have to look at everything at a critical level
>>13167658I could explain it but I get the distinct impression it would be a wasted effort and you're just looking for something to criticize>>13167700yeah definitely
>>13167705Yeah, he really has his pick of dick-suckings. The cream of the dick-sucking rises to the crop, and he can skim it with his mighty seed-rod.
Is Nightmare Moon returning a good creative decision or lazy writing?You Decide!
>>13167674>you will never be housemates with lyra and bonbon>you will never overhear their arguments over who you like more
>>13167718D+, did not read assignment.
>>13167722She's not really returning, it's a flashback
>>13167690http://mlpg.co/art/res/2757.html#5510>Caimon: Casual sex, teasing, incestI don't think she even teases that much
>>13167722>nightmare moon has three episodes>celestia has noneLAZY
>>13167738One day we will get our Celestia episode... one day.
>>13167729>ywn give GG the D
>>13167566Comic Con watch the animaticsAlso the later point was mentioned in the Panel there too
>>13167755Good point. D-, obviously did not want the D.
>>13167668Wait this guy seems familiar
>>13167772THE PLOT THICKENS
>>13167726Girls fighting over a guy is the dumbest shit but it's hot because it implies the guy is a scarce resource.
>>13167748>tfw lauren wanted to doa whole season with the princesses>that were only two>because there are only TWO PRINCESSES>ONLY>TWO
>>13167726>You will never see them competing for your friendship>You will never watch as they're both better than each other in completely unrelated tasks
>>13167669>not wanting to see your seed all over her face
>>13167726>feeling bad because you love them both so much
Would you eat your favorite pony if she asked you to?
>>13167701They all fit in there.
>>13167779Maybe the guy is a really desirable one
>>13167772I just noticed that almost every artist seems to have a favorite sketch color instead of black.
>>13167779>because it implies the guy is a scarce resourcehave you seen the hypothetical population distribution for equestriabecause they are
>>13167780What is Twilight the princess OF exactly? Or was she just installed in an honorary sense so that she's an heir to the throne along with Cadence?
GGAre you really making Wosyet tsun?To me she looks like a possessive typeLike, if she saw Anon talking to another (monster)girl, she'd push her way into the conversation, then grab Anon carry him off.Or maybe she's yandere.
>>13167789I'd eat out my favourite pony. She wouldn't even have to ask
>>13167772man its so weird seeing how much my art has changed over like 4 months
>>13167805Ponyville is just a lesbian exile colony
>>13167789Of course I would. You learn that you'll do just about anything for the Pony you're married to.
>>13167806probably "keeping celestia and luna from banishing each other every thousand years"
Total slave for donkey dicks!
>>13167779>"I can get dicks, I can get claws.">"But there just aren't enough of you."
>>13167807Nah she's too grounded to wander over yandereShe's more like a no-nonsense serious type who acts like she has no sex drive when she clearly does and it gets hard to tell who she's trying to kid
>>13167779people fighting over each other for somebody else is stupid over all
>>13167805no really we see a more normal gender ratio in places outside of ponyville
>>13167807Man, whenever monstergals get brought up in MLPG people talk about it but in the sub it's slow as molasses.
>>13167830that's so stupid
>>13167793>Lyra is tight>Bonbon likes anal
>>13167827>implying we haven't seen other towns and citiesdyewts
>>13167796wow celesita, how do you get to fit SIX ponies inside you?
>>13167807I see her more as thugdere
>>13167831Will Pinkie ever be cured of her addiction to donkey cocks?
>>13167827> Ponyville is just full of lesbiansNo, that's really a dry well.
>>13167830oh dear that's hilarious.
>>13167851He's implying that other cities have a more equal distribution, which is sometimes right, in case of Canterlot it seems to be more or less true.
>>13167839Oh, that makes senseJust thinking about her being yandere kind of freighted me.
>>13167861>>13167831stop trying to force your shitty meme
>>13167850>Bonbon can go for days with proper hydration>Lyra has telekinesis
>>13167830she probably will manage logistics and the sciences now
>>13167867It's still better than >ponyville is normal just cause
>>13167876>Just thinking about her being yandere kind of freighted me.isn't that the point?
>>13167839What is she so serious about?>>13167876Yandere is shit tier dere.
>>13167904>What is she so serious about?I'll tell you on the sub if you want to take it there
>using weeaboo terms to describe your characters
>>13167906Dying isn't losing.Giving up is.
>>13167806Princess Celestia and Luna are slowly dying due to the strain of raising and lowering the sun/moon every day. Celestia has been grooming Twilight to rake over the most important role in equestria for the past two seasons. She has only has a few months left to live before she dies of exhaustion, and has been meeting with leaders from other kingdoms to prepare for the inevitable day when she fluffs it which will be the end of season finale complete with a luna/celestia singsong and a fateful TBC[/spoiler
>>13167917it's easier that way since they're achetypes
>>13167923I'm not, but seriosuly it's always instakillsTome is killing me,man Not even ADOM is this merciless
>>13167486AmazingMakes me think of Payday
>>13167904>What is she so serious about?She's based on an egyptian guardian deityWhich is why I see her as being possessive, that's her way of being Anon's "guardian"
>>13167932What the fuck have you been smoking?
>>13167933>achetypesOh I'll make 'em ache alright
>>13167883>bonbon can get into some really kinky shit>lyra won't mind inviting friends over
>>13167938I haven't played that in ten days. I wonder if the updates changed the game for the better. There's nothing to do past level 40.
>>13167953WHAT THE FUCK AREN'T YOU SMOKING
>>13167781>>13167793>>13167850>>13167883>>13167956I am okay with all of this.
>>13167789I bet pones taste good.
Yeah but guys, look at my adorable face, who wouldn't want stories being produced about me?
>>13167969Dan, I swear to god, take that name off. And stop calling us at 4 in the morning! I don't CARE if you got another sing-along youtube sent to you.
>>13167986they don't taste very good raw
>>13167956>Bonbon gets off from sucking you off>Lyra squirts
>>13167986Tastes like cotton candy.
>>13167953A whopping big bowl of HOPE
>>13167994that sounds dangerously like faust
>>13167958The latest updates have been Ghost dicksucking. Jammers can now open atms, their skills with silenced weapons and SMGs have been buffed, lockipicking skill buffed, and loads of others, especially a passive bonus to dodge boolets at tier 4.
>>13167994>Lauren Faust actually believes that not using her tripcode gives her deniability and enables her to shitpost with impunity
>>13167961A videogame where you play as masked bank robbers.
>>13167997>Bonbon likes to finish you off at night>Lyra likes to start you off in the morning
>>13168017>implying she isn't anonymous
>>13168010I KNOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE SHE'S BEING SINCERE
I'm about to buy a baby doll at the dollar store and start posting photos of it on Facebook pretending its my kid. I'm hoping to find a black one and glue on an afro.Is this one of those poor decisions that my family and friends have warned me about?
>>13168014Good, Ghost was too specialized and situational. Hopefully the four trees are more balanced.
>>13168025>Lyra gets wet if you so much as mention touching her horn>Bonbon can peel an orange by winking around it
>>13167917if you are on a weeaboo site filled with weeaboo kids that seems perfectly acceptable
>>13167986possibly only if its soft vore for me though
>>13168042>Bonbon's ready to go in public places>Lyra treats you like a king at home
>>13168041The saw seriously needs to be a tier 3 or 4 skill for enforcers. It's been buffed too to try and get people to use it, but hardly anybody specs enforcer. They all want to be Smooth Criminals.
>>13168002why are you destroying all the hope
pony is not for sexual
>>13168049Does this get you off?
>>13168051>Lyra loves it when you use your tongue>Bonbon prefers your fingers
>>13168061pony is always for sexual
>>13167997>>13168042>Lyra squirts>Lyra gets wet if you so much as mention touching her horn
>>13168032>implying there isn't a little bit of Faust inside all of us, keeping us warm at night
>>13168071a-are you okay, anon?
>>13168066NahI'd rather have Gryphon Air Cabs or http://derpiboo.ru/412994 , dunno what it is about chubby gilda that makes me rockhard but jesus
>>13168077>keeping us warm at nightSo that's why I wake up in a pool of sweat.
>>13168071>impactyou can't use that anymore anonit's compromised
>>13168053The point of Enforcer is to fuck stuff up and fight. The game is objective based. A good team covers aspects of the heists and cover each other. A pure Enforcer would just kill cops and revive.
DamnCelestia could kick all of our asses
>>13168067>Lyra secretly loves it when you two are alone>Bonbon secretly loves it when she gets sandwiched between you and Lyra>this was discovered after one strange night
>>13168099>strong Amazonian Celestia is canon
>>13168099comic out yet?
>>13168099She has beautifully toned muscles everywhere
>>13168099I WANT TO FUCK THAT HORSEGOOD GOD I WANT TO FUCK HER SO BAD
>>13168079I-I'll be fineJust had some very vivid mental images for a second there
>>13168103>after that night, they agree to share you>there's still some bickering, but they smile while they're doing it>and if things get too heated, they trust you to defuse things with a well-placed finger or tongue
>>13168122what kind of reaction is that
>>13168094An you'd think that style of play would appeal to a lot of people, but I've met either ghostminds, C4 bitches, and people who just put points in random skills.I'm tempted to change, but I like stealthing too much
>>13168099Equestria is just a North Korea-esque society in regards to their rulers. Big Mac is just pretending to not be able to beat her because if he did, he'd be executed for shaming the glorious leader.
>>13168115what a cutie
>>13168119Came out today, but it hasn't been ripped and uploaded yet.
>>13168132>The conflict about who you like more still isn't solved
>>13168126she only wears that neck thing to distract from her beefy neck. she is actually very strong, but her body fat is distributed in a way that hides her powerful horsemuscles
>>13168134I'm a C4 bitch, but I like to drill sit and make sure the objective gets done since I'm shit at combat anyway. Thing is that it gets too easy when your level gets too high. There needs to be a challenge other than running out of ammo all the time and just SITTING there.
>>13168131>"Whatcha thinkin' about?"
>>13168071Rarity: So, have you read the latest from Jade Singer? It's so engaging, but it's deep too!Bon-Bon: I don't think I've ever read a book quite that fast.Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, I practically read the whole thing in a day, but I had to go back and read it again for all the, you know, symbolism and stuff. Like, what was the stuff about the horn touching the-Lyra: UHN!Bon-Bon: Does anyone want some snacks?Rarity: Uh...yes...I'd like someRainbow Dash: So...anyway...I think the unicorn horn touching the sun represented...Lyra visibly ejaculatesBon-Bon: You see? This is why we don't hold the book club here anymore.
Hey mlpg can we turn another inanimate object into a pony again?
>>13168099Fucking yayponies.Fucking move faster.
>>13168166How about hats?
>>13168092>Impact>ever going out of style
>>13168164>Anon likes to sneak up on Lyra, touch her horn, and run
>>13168188Rarity already exists.
>>13168092What if we use comic sans?
>>13168197If you hug her for too long she gives you a tumor.
>>13168153Would she let loose the illusory spell when she goes to sleep, letting her taut muscles shiver and flex as she turns about at night?
>>13168190it's been taken by the forces of evil,anon. There's nothing we can do.
>>13168197that just makes me read cellophane
>>13168194>not picking her up and pumping her horn rapidly to get a watergun
>>13168197that already exists.
>>13168170I'm just gonna go to sleep and when I wake up I'll be able to read about Mac Daddy Macintosh fucking all the bitches.
>>13168193The one on the right was the one that could speak Swedish, right?
so long gay celestia
>>13168099Strong for such a skinny pone
why do i all of a sudden have a huge fetish for ponies in wedding dresses?i dont want to get married.
>>13168224>don't stop and force orgasms to turn her into a quivering drooling slut
>>13168166Horse dildo pony? Was it been done?
>>13168236hellooo sexually curious luna
>>13168166OOooo Rubber/eraser pone, she rubs out your pencil mistakes.
>>13168131>You will never tell Lyra in explicit detail how you'd go about detailing her horn>She's running like a faucet before you get halfway through your plans>She hauls you into a convenient alley with her telekinesis, sticks her horn in your face, and begs you to touch it. Stroke, lick, caress, anything at all.>She's shuddering in time with your breathing, just from your breath across her horn>You run a fingertip along the spiral groove, just as an experiment. She bites her lip to stifle a groan, and you hear the splatter of fluid on the pavement behind her.
>>13168249Because you have become a man.
>>13168194>Twilight keeps anon camouflaged from everyone else to keep up the shenanigans>"As per Princess Celestia's request here. See?"
>>13168240It's because she has magic
>>13167917>implying ponies aren't weeabooTheir eyes are even based on anime.
>>13168213yes, but there is no need to be alarmed. even though she outclasses even the largest strongest stallions, she still has herself under fine control.her body still feels hard and stringy under her cosmetic coat and in direct contact her swelled guns pulse and twich and emit a noticable amount of heat
>>13168099I think just because of my sheer size I'd be able to beat up little ponies as long as I wore a cup.
>>13166623what the hell is up with her tail? it looks like someone tried to draw pikachu and ended up drawing Twilight.
>>13168235I don't recall
>>13168252"I can't believe you did that Anon! It's been 2 weeks and I still can't get the smell out!"
Did we ever get the new comic?
>>13168161YOU>>13168164>>13168258you're killing me mlpgright here, right now, you're committing MURDER
>>13166623>Larson apologists still going at full blast
>>13168194>>13168224>>13168252>>13168306This is the worst Book Club Meeting I've ever hosted
>>13166405>>13166413>>13166433Man I'm slowI'll try and be back tomorrow to take some more.
>>13168316Do you want to join?
>>13168284Dont think so anon. The ponies survive being embedded in rock.And Rainbow Dash can kick through three trees and blow up a barn.
is the comic seriously not dumped yetwhat the fuckby the time it's actually out, no one's gonna give a shit about it thanks to the spoilers
>>13168337Pony will care
>>13168335I assume that once I enter Equestria I also receive logic defying abilities.
>>13167986I bet they do
>>13168316>And then Bonbon gets a finger up her ass
>>13168277>>13168310She pants as you pull your finger away, visibly blushing through her coat, and nuzzles at your chest. When her horn brushes against your chin, she shivers against you and turns her gaze upward."Please, don't leave me wanting like that..."
>>13168359That's nasty. Doo doo comes from there!
Hey guys does anyone have a link to that flockdraw thingy I think it's called oC. We used it like a month or two ago?
>>13168318that is a fantastic Rarity
>>13168364openCanvas 1.1b, google it
>>13168355Nope, those are pony only. Celestia only hands those out to her chosen people.
>>13167582Ciel from Tsukihime. The VN and manga, not the monstrously terrible anime.
>>13168363Exactly! She'll be too irritated and shocked to notice Lyra rushing to the fridge and pulling out a nice big birthday cakebecause it's Bonbon's birthday
>>13168360Give it a lick, before sucking it.
>>13168378And what would I have to do to be chosen?
>>13168376Thanks I though it was something like that.Also does anyone want to go on Open Canvas later?
>>13168367pls no h8
which pony is the best kisser?
>>13168360>>13168389Remember when people went to the old horse to ERP and do sex shit there?Whatever happened to that?
>>13168394You have to take Crackle out on a loving date.
>>13168385This is the worst plan for a surprise party ever.
>>13168378>hands>Lyra did something that impressed Celestia enough to teach Lyra how to do hand spells
>>13168389Hate to be a dicktease, but >>13168412 has a point.
>>13168411Kissing Booth pony.
can we get a spike and rarity version of this
>>13168412old horses started dying too fast
>>13168412>>13168430Oh cry me a river. You're the faggots that resort to hiding posts you can't argue with, hide these too.
>>13168417And what would I get?
>>13168437I don't know how to set up the sever, you wouldn't know would you?
>>13168455After three dates, a very memorable night.
>>13168439But pone doesn't pop.
>>13168470Wouldn't the scales chafe?
>>13168449That's a false dichotomy my brother, I never use filters and I've participated in a few of those myself.Keeping it to the old horse is polite, in a weird kind of way. I don't see anything wrong with it.
HEY HEY MLPG WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU FAPPED TO
>>13168483A guy cumming on a rainbow dash toy.
>>13168483Lyra getting her horn sucked on by Bonbon.
>>13168481That only makes you remember the night better.
>more pages going onto derpibooru>no comic anywjereCOME THE FUCK ON
>>13168412It stoppedYou'll get over it
>>13168483a loving family
>>13168483A human female having intercourse with a human male. Consensually.
>>13168504That was fast.
>tfw openCanvas is Greenlit on Steam>despite clamors for the collaborative feature, they won't put it in>because they want to compete with the likes of Manga Studio and other art programs for pro-level sotwaretop hue
>>13168536It was last night before I went to bed. It's still fresh in my mind, though, which is why I was fetishfagging.
>>13168483the thought of doing very fetishy things to another anon and red ribbon
>>13168549But that's the entire reason to use oC.
>>13168483aka x-arielleYes, THAT arielle
>>13168549>gain notoriety for a certain function>leave it out once you sell outLyl.
>>13168562don't be hatin
OH FUCKIT'S FINALLY OUT
Someone contacted the fun police, If we act real quiet maybe they wont notice us
>>13168549But Open canvas has a set resolution that's so shit it couldn't possibly be used seriously. The whole point of it is that it's gimped to work collaboratively.
>>13168581JESUS CHRIST PUT IT BACK IN IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE
>>13168456I can hosthere's the IP 184.108.40.206
>>13168592I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY I WANT TO FUCK A PONY
>>13168549And in later news, Kenmore refrigerators will no longer keep food fresh, as they wish to compete with the more popular Fridgedaire.
>>13168611...Maybe noone heard him.
>>13168592That pony needs scrunch
She is the Princess of Executive Meddling
>>13168619I want to preen that pone.
>>13168626I wouldn't mind the executive meddling so much if they didn't try to shoehorn in terrible awful designs.
So after the comic, who are you shipping Big Mac with?
>>13168619Why is that pony crying?
>>13168637>watching to touch princess twilycancerbut why
>>13168610I'm just downloading it now, be with you in a sec.
>>13168650She has accepted her role in the world as worst pony
>>13168614>"Yesterday you said you'd call Sears."
>>13168626she is the princess of one and a half trillion hitlers
>>13168646She has to learn sometime, and I have to admit, I'm pretty awesome at it.
>>13168659I'll call today
>>13168657Fuck you Anon. Shes a great pony
>>131686601.5 terahitlers, if you will
dangol pone tellyhwat
>incoming fun policeYou can lie to yourself and your minions!You can claim that you don't give a hoot!But you never can run fromNor hide what you've done from the eyesThe very eyes of fucking Moot!
>>13168592She has a nice plot>inb4 sexualization of pone
Which pony is most likely to be a cowboy?The answer may surprise you!
>>13168669You should totally watch the last third of s2 and the entirety ofs3 sometime.
>>13168684can you at least pretend to not be such a brony
>"Pbfft, you really thought I would look like an egghead with these on anon? I'm Rainbow Dash, and I make everything look awesome"
Wow that Big Mac comic was surprisingly good
>>13168665>"You'll call now."
>>13168706What comic?Porn comic?
>>13168706STORYTIME IT FUCKER
>>13168704You. Me. Bed. Now.Keep the glasses on.
Part 10 was amazing[Fleetfoot creepy stalking intensifies]
>>13168712I'll call now
>>13168715it's in the comic thread >>13167572
>>13168713THE comic you dribbledork
>>13168715It's been storytimed here already.>>13135191Dude posted the rest after a while.
>>13168694Go and get rid of the fun police then.
What's the biggest size a pony can put up her maregina? I need to know some dimensions for my fapfic.
>>13167748I really don't want to. I'd like her to remain myserious, having silly and warm-hearted appearances in the background, and having the occasional serious scene in a two-parter. She doesn't need an own episode, and I doubt she could really carry one.
>>13168648I haven't read it yet. Waiting for scans/storytime.
>>13168648Luna, Fleetfoot, Cherilee, and that other pony all stalking him and teaming up and getting into catfights over him.
>>13168744>those han->that fac->THAT EVERYTHING
Man, flockdraw is betterSomeone host one of those
>>13168738your armpossibly both arms
>>13168744Pony proportions in 3d usually fall in the uncanny valley. In 2d they do things that don't make sense in a 3d perspective. Like how eyes seem to move different distances.
>>13168738dash can take it alleventually
>>13168744Abominable, but at least it isn't this:http://tf2.gamebanana.com/skins/127317
>>13168738you.all of you.
>>13168738https://derpibooru.org/354447About this much.
>>13168789I want to shove another anon inside of fluttershy and see her cry in ecstacy
Sometimes things just don't go your way and you just want to sit back and draw horse butts.
>>13168803>three feet of pure pony pleasure
>>13168831What about princess butts? Can you draw those?
>>13168734>>13168730what's the point of mlpg if there's a comic thread? it's literally the only reason why anyone should even bother to come here
>>13168879it's not elitism if we're better than them
Hey guys, im sorry OC is taking a shit on me. I failed you
>>13168761>>13168774>>13168789>>13168803I'm talking a wee bit more realistic on the scale here. Not gag penis size. Like on the right side of the bell curve, stereotypical big black dong for pony.
>>13168882good enough for me.
>>13168884the ratio of shit to quality in mlpg is realy the same as shit to quality for the rest of the board.there is just less total shit to sift through
>>13168896But black cocks aren't actually bigger on average.
>>13168896Maybe 12 inches or so, then?
Where's the DL link? t's not on yayponies.
>>13168906except flockdraw is shit
mewball stram when
>>13168924It really isn't http://derpibooru.org/407126?scope=scpef90164a9b495014b36e3c9192885c0131a7322d5
>>13168891you were shit in the minecraft server.
>>13168924wasnt there an MLPG hosted OC, like hats?
>>13168882Hope you have a great day, dude.
>>13168901Should I contact you via tumblr from now on?Will you have time to work on MLPG Prints soon? You were slated for Gilda IIRC
>>13168938>you were shit in the minecraft serverbut I never played the minecraft server
>>13168927as soon as you need to go to sleep
>>13168942another anon hereSeeing as how you aren't offering any proof to back up your statement I simply have to call it false as well.
>>13168937>no layers>no blending>no brush presets>no tablet supportIt's shit
>>13168966>falsefuck you, I didn'tIf there was a blazang there, it was an imposter
Jesus scruffy it's not like there's important shit to talk about, let the random crap be discussed.
>tfw strong princesses
>>13168971oC is not as shitty but it's still practically unusable
>>13168997>it's not the shit, it's how you eat it
>>13168989Celestia is crazy stronk too
Why do people not like it when an artist draws another artist's OC?
I liked it when Dash danced with another mare
>>13168971Anon know what you're talking about.
Where horse go?
>>13169019>pixel as fuck
>>13169020Anthro is against the rules
>>13169020Anon had to let us know he didn't like thing.
>>13169006I like it.Remember, people are more likely to talk about it if they're upset about it, rather than if they are ambivalent or mildly pleased.
>>13169006It all depends on the intent and reputation of each artist. Sometimes it's a friendly thing and it can be cute. Sometimes it's like 0r0 or Lamar where you know they just want to be jerked off.
>>13168920>>13169050Let me rephrase this. How big is a pony and what is a big penis for them?
>>13169064Average human size is big to them. Why? It flatters the anons that read it, and there's no way to know accurately anyway because it's a fucking kid's show. May as well pander to your audience.
>>13169064>posting any other reference than the candycane oneAbsolut shit.
>>13169004YeahShe's not even strainingAnd that expression is hot as fuck>Celestia will never easily overcome your pitiful resistance, smirking while shoves you onto her bed
>>13169091But there is a candycane there.
>>13169091>implying that the candycane one is anymore reliable
>>13169098oh god my dick
>>13169098She's too kind for that, she likes it gentle.Her lovers however are all turned on by the notion that she could accidentally break them in a mere blink on an eye, and yet she shows no signs of ever even aproaching that strenght
>>13169098>arm wrasslinoh hey
>>13169064If you scaled humans from apes we'd have tiny, tiny dicks. This chart should take evolutionary biology into accountLike the reason we have large penises is because of early sperm competition, fertility displays, and to pleasure our mates so our mates would stay with usSince ponies are practically human it's not a stretch to say that their dicks are similarly evolved to create maximum pleasure for pony vaginas. Also, since we've seen them assume human poses on the show and lay on their backs, it's very safe to assume that ponies can hilt with ease.tldr your dick aint shit
>>13169113It's far better.
>>13169064I never understood people that overreference shit like this. Do they honestly think that an artist has a bible that says "Fillies are exactly 3'5", make sure to accurately measure the candy cane down to the pixel or you're fired." No chances are they just lay it in in a way that looks right and go about their business.
Oh man, issue 10 is really good
is there a better version of this somewhere?> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHa8ikoNy3I
>>13169098Her eyes are kinda derped
http://flockdraw.com/bqphrtLet's do it then
>>13169098>Celestia can easily overpower Big Mac without even tryingThat's actually pretty scary
>>13169132not enough neckbeard
I like that Luna Mac is canon now
>>13169151>Equestria girls was a well thought out and planned animation>Every detail down to the size relation of the bunnies and ponies was thought outYeaaahh no.
>>13169121if they can hilt, then their dicks would likely be shorter as a result of ithorses can't hilt because of their hips or something, so they evolve longer dicks to counteract that flaw
>>13169151For me, the ponies will always be a size such that the base of their muzzle is at belly button height for a person who is 6' 2"This way they are optimum hugging size if they stand on their hind legs
>>13169161That and any proper comparison puts the EqG at 6'+
>>13169169Shorter and thicker to plunger out competing sperm and induce pleasure. More chances to use that blood for something useful.
>>13169151EqG just introduces even more problems. Namely that their humans could be anywhere from a centimeter tall to 30-feet giants for all we know.
Which Pone jams out to this song?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rALVgdoMHkAlternate Mode: Can you find a pony .gif that syncs up to it well?
>people who suddenly start "liking" and drawing ponies just to become popular again
>>13169158No more than Cherimac, FleetwouldMac, or that other pony.
so how about the situation in sirya?
>>13169125is the candycane from the ground up really 8ft, or is some of it buried in the ground?is twilight just giving a rough estimate of the height?
>>13169201>not wanting to be bronyfamous
>>13169206We were /pol/ yesterday, go away
>>13169098Speaking of the comic, the rest of it has come out in this thread: >>13135191
>>13169206Shit's fucked.Pretend it doesn't exist.
>>13169207Even if the candycane is 1ft off, it's still more accurate than anything else.
>"Ah! There's Cheerilee! She's Lugnut's Father's Sister's Cousin's Former Roomate! She might know"
>>13169181>>13169161the sizes of the characters in relation to their surroundings when they made the flash assets was completely arbitraryeven the six foot candy cane referenced in the show was arbitary.>>13169206America has no conclusive evidence, nobody does, murrika wants to start an unconstitutional war to secure oil anyways
>>13169206there is WW III, and ur children will be teached about it, shit happens
How do you faggots draw in flockdraw without your pen lagging.
>>13169201Bronies are desperate and fame is easy to achieve.
>>13169207The candy cane is tilted, we have to assume that the candy cane when standing straight up and down is 8' since that's what Twilight called it in the show.
>>13169182so basically, they'll have similar to use in length and girth, but on small ponies and worse stamina
>>13169224fallout soon fellow citizen
>>13169234>two mares will never literally fight over your dick
>>13169139Without breaking a sweat, mind you.Big Mac could pull houses with ease. What could Celestia do when actually trying? Lifting mountains? Moving celestial objects?
>>13169255I want it already.The comic I mean.
>>13169234>you'll never take Cheerilee to the fair
>>13169234My first though when I saw that line was "spaceballs"
>>13169260Be a good character
>>13169234>Big Mac awkwardly leans backwards when girls hug him>that feel
>>13169134Fuck this noise this website is making me mad
Just listen, humans have nothing to do with this. Fluttershy is going to have a futa dick and dominate Rainbow Dash and I need to know how big to make her horsecock without it being gag size.
>>13169251Congress has to approve a warOr rather, that's how it's supposed to be
>>13169249>worse staminaThere's no reason for them to have worse stamina than us.If you go with some bullshit theories they are us, so they're the same.
>>13169260This just adds some form of credibility to the theory that alicorns possess all the attributes from their composite species. Strength of Earth Ponies, Flight of Pegasuses, and Magic of Unicorns.
>>13169272She is a good character already.
>>13169281But it's just military intervention, not a war
>>13169280How big would you make Big Mac's massive meat log?Make it a little smaller than that.
>>13169280Make it just big enough to go most of the way down her throat without entering the stomach
Wait, it' already out? No on'e posted it though. Is there a download link? Wanna read this shit on my tablet with my sister.
>>13169296>unprovoked attack on a country that poses no threat to you>not war
>>13169296they all start like that
>>13169293In what way?
>>13169290And I still want a picture of her gardening with a big, round strawhat (a chinese one), watering some flowers.
>>13169296>waltz with your military into a foreign country while noone asked you>not war
I forget, who usually has the milky way cutiemark spray when we play hats?
>>13169326I agree with you, I'm just trying to be an asshole but it's not as fun as I thought it would be
>>13169325It's been storytimed on /mlp/, but I too am waiting for the downloadit was fucking adorable
>>13169346China's started doing that to India. Probably been doing it for years.
>>13169344she probably has a really pretty private garden in the top floor of the tallest tower in canterlot
>>13169340Her wings are pretty.
>>13169201did you see the post where purplekelcloin said she stopped drawing ponies and selling pony stuff at cons to make room for more popular stuff.also atryl is have troubles paying rent now.slugbox left the fandom long ago because he said it wasnt good money anymore.
>>13169280Futa's a good word to filter.
>>13169263in this thread>>13135191
>>13169340She has a warm-hearted, sympathic character, is optimistic and fun-loving, at times almost silly, but she can be serious when the situation calls for it. Yes, she does not have any internal conflicts, or even any interesting flaws, really,but she is in a specific situation in the show, as some kind of parental figure, as one who stands above all the events and only watches, and maybe judges, but doesn't interact. She is basically Dumbledore.
>>13169401You mean it's out?
>>13169404so she is a dead homosexual?
>dat comicGODLYalso when is moronsonofboron gonna draw tht celestia armwresttlin scene
>>13169381Do you think she has sunflowers there?
>>13169390Yeah this fandom is pretty abysmal for getting people to pay ridiculous amounts of money for useless shit. You all think you're entitled to free stuff.
>>13169400maybe if you're Hitler
>>13169308I agree with using figurative ways to describe it like this, no need to tack a number on it
>>13169400I swear to all that is holy shut the fuck up about filtering things.
>>13169401What the hell is this convoluted shit.
>>13169409Love, Harry. Love.
Can we have new comic story time in the next thread?
>>13169417nah, maybe some daintly litte tiny flowers
>>13169410I wish I could arm-wrestle Celestia so I could try and sniff her hoof
>>13169410>Fat armwrestling fatRoss legacy lives!
>>13169372I dont want to spoil myself.Which means once the comic is actually out no one's going to give a shit about it anymore.
>>13169432But there's already a thread with it.Why bother?
>>13169390They got in early and ran into a cash windfall then once the competition came in they suddenly weren't making bookoo bucks anymore and concluded TEH FANDUMB IS DED.
>>13169404>only watches, but doesn't interact
>>13169421He did nothing wrong
>>13169447If you read it online in its entirety, how does that sour the experience.
>>13169458I don't think Atryl has anyone that can compete with himnot trying to suck his dick or anything, but he's too fast
So your just mad that he's not jerking you off?
>>13169466I wish I could hate the idea of people with major genetic defects being allowed to breed without being likened to Hitler
>>13169463Canterlot Wedding had so bad writing, it weakened meta-characters like Celestia.
>>13169463shit that's a long horn
>>13169472I like reading them for the first time with my sister since she likes them a lot.
>>13169232if it's 1ft off, then it's completely inaccurate>>13169248but the cane is securely in place, with two ponies stuck fast to it, while on a tilt. hard to say that the cane is fully displaying all of it 8ft because these.
>>13169488>muh head canon
>>13169491It grew a few inches and got harder when Chrysalis touched it.
>>13169458these arnt small time people though. they have all been in the fandom and art selling business for a long time.they have to have some idea of what they are doing and they saw the pony business was no good.
>>13169390>>13169458Dying fandom, I tell ya.Let's be realistic for now.
>>13169475Nobody cares about fast when they're thinking of buying something to hang on their wall. A lot of Atryl's shit just looks goofy precisely because he rushes through it in the hopes that bronies will swallow anything he shits out.
>>13169463How in the hay do you survive something like that?!Even she survived too!
>>13169134fuck, the lag is just way too bad for me
>>13169488I'm ashamed to say I loved watching it when it came out.With my on-line girlfriend.From thousands of miles away.who then dumped me a month later.jesus
>>13169488That's not what made it badThe shitty villain handling and sudden alterations to twilight's character were bad
>they're never going to introduce the Smooze
>>13169516If Atryl wanted to take his time and make something you could frame and hang, he would.
>>13169516THE GOGGLESTHEY'RE ASYMMETRICAL
>>13169447I feel ya, it kinda feels like the previews can be a bit excessive sometimes. I don't want to read 25% of a comic before it's out.
>>13169526Apparently some people can do it without the lag? How the fuck?
>>13169492that actually kinda neatLike a little sister?I wish I had a little sister to talk about ponies with.
>>13169537But that would cut into his profit margin so he doesn't. Then he complains when his sales go down because nobody wants to buy hastily rushed crap.
>>13169488One of the problems I had with Canterlot Wedding was that the only way Celestia doesn't come off as a fucking retard is if she knew about Chrysalis the whole time and was trying to draw her out.Otherwise, she's a complete idiot for not holding off the wedding until the threat had subsided.
>>13169569Yeah that's why I want to wait until there's a link.
If anyone's having trouble with the Flockdraw penlag, here's a fix.http://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/windows/en-US/ab87b197-aaf9-43f0-a614-aab9329814a3/solved-wacom-tablet-lag-in-some-applications
>>13169532That, and the writing. The entire plot barely made any sense.
>>13169576The threat would have just killed/drained shining armor and launched and invasion either wayKeeping the wedding scheduled put pressure on chrysalis and gave the ponies a chance, because they don't stand a chance against any organized effort without deus ex machina magics, which they needed a living and lively SA and cadence to pull off. It also gave her an excuse to bring the elements of harmony to the city without chrysalis getting too suspicious.
>>13169595How much do you think random goat sounds are worth?
>>13169528I enjoyed watching them, I still think they're pretty shitty. It's possible to enjoy things that are shit, but it's good to realize that they actually are shit.
>>13169595>random goat soundsI thought that was lewd for a second there. Fuckin' dammit.
>>13169629stop trying to defend the shit writingmakes you look like a retard
>>13169576>postponing things because of a threat>not just exponentially increasing your (useless apparently) securityYou're letting the terrorists win, anon.
>>13169630800 times what Johnny Test Whipcrack is worth
>>13169629>It also gave her an excuse to bring the elements of harmony to the city without chrysalis getting too suspicious.So what if she just told them to get there one day? It's not like Chrysalis could've reacted in that time, and even if she did, it's not like the situation would've been any worse than it ended up being.