I AM THE GREATEST

>>13157177
VGN
VGN
VGN

>>13157176
Let her suffer.

>sexy housemate Cloudchaser

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>>13157176

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Dammit AB!

>>13157176
she should get spike to get a doctor

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It has meaning, but
Some days I wonder if it would be more enticing with a select few pone in my life

>>13157176
Yes.

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>>13157176

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>>13157200
That is the only thing I've ever wanted.

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1-3 Guild Wars 2
4-6 Draw
7-9 Sleep
0 Mlpg Choice

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Can't stop dressing up personhorse.

>>13157184
[VGS]

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>>13157153
>orange horse
>bliss

>>13157224
DRAW JUNEBUG!

Rap

>>13157176
She should really get to a doctor. It sounds like she's got some gall bladder problems. She could have gallstones and they're tearing the lining.

>>13157224
draw your least favorite pone doing something adorable

>>13157224
does anyone still play GW2?

I have it but i haven't played since the betas

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What if Centaur

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>>13157229
So much unf potential

>>13157254
Why are her legs broke

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>>13157257

>>13157252
There's a semi-activeish Mlpg Guild on Jade Quarry.

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There will be no BraeburnQuest session this Friday, the 30th of August.

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>>13157265

>>13157200
>and her cute, less-endowed little sister Flitter

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>>13157270

>>13157251
Least favorite Main cast or period.

'Cause fuck Rumble

>>13157275
>loli human pinkie wearing that
my fuckin dick holy shit

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>>13157273
>implying

>>13157281
Main cast.

I'd rather not.

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>>13157269
aw man...

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Goodnight, mlpg

>>13157284
msob's humanizations are awful

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>>13157229

>>13157269
Shoot.

>>13157273
> Flitter very clearly wants to date you
> Well, clear to everyone else
> It's legal but god she looks like 16, 17 in the classic sense
> Most of the time you're just concerned with work, keeping the house in one piece and pushing them both to look for a real apartment or crash with someone else
> There's Tumblr porn of you, consummate with the hours Flitter has spent on the house wi-fi
> Pray none of your coworkers find it, there are some over-flattering pictures of your penis on there

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>>13157275

>pony will never stimulate your reproductive organs

>>13157284
You know CC would be the bustier of the two.

>>13157269
Oh man, I wanted more cute pinkie!

>>13157311
Whoops, forgot the trip. I might as well take the blame for this stupid shit.

>>13157303
speak for yourself

>>13157316
that is what it feels like when you finish a good book

unless the author is Jim Butcher, then you want to find him and throttle him for not writing faster.

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>>13157269
Going somewhere?

>>13157316
unfy and then the filename made it unfier.

>>13157323
Oh you

>>13157332
I felt the same way about Robert Jordan and now feel the same way about Brandon Sanderson

Nevermind I'm gonna play a videogame instead

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why is mlpg so humans tonight

>>13157332
He's only going to make the cliffhangers more blueballing.

>>13157311
>trying to get rid of the voluptuous, wild girl and her cute, sweet sister
why would you even

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>>13157319

>blood will never surge to your penis and cause it to swell, becoming rigid as a pastel-colored equine species performs sexual intercourse for the purpose of recreation with you

>>13157332
or unless you're reading Lord of the Rings

then you want to dedicate your life to the paranormal to bring Tolkien back

>>13157348
I prefer you as a pretty purple pony princess.

Belly rubs?

>>13157351
That's the worst/best part.

Two plus two is five.

>>13157352
>>13157118
Also who doesn't pay rent at a place they've spent more than seven consecutive nights at?

SMILE SMILE SMILE

>>13157325
they all look like whores with breast implants

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>>13157332

>Finish a good book
>Immediately regret finishing it
>Wish I could forget it so I could read it again

>>13157362
and tell him that holy fuck man this is some seriously sleep-inducing shit

>>13157348
Dunno, shit sucks.

Want some help preening your wings?

>>13157319
>you will never have an orgasm from stimulation and ejaculate in the vicinity of pony

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>>13157316
Last one

Rainbow Dash doesn't have much in the way of sexy options without feeling like repeating stuff I did with other characters.

>>13157376
just imagine if someone summoned you from the dead just so they could tell you your writing was boring

>>13157369
then get them to start paying rent!
getting rid of them should be plan B or C

>>13157390
And so slap-zombies were created.

>a secret organization formed to apprehend powerful Equestrians that have gone rouge dispatches the CT-001 and CT-002 upon hearing that Twilight's been exposed to nightmare energy.
>they later discover that Twilight is in full control in her nightmare form.
>they also find out that a splinter cell has hacked the CTs, so none of the command prompts work.
>a pair of androids designed specifically to go after Twilight, are now going after Twilight without any way to recall them.

What do?

>>13157393
But anon, this is Classic Harem Guy stuff. He'll tolerate them but get all sitcom-solution'y trying to get them to leave without ever asking directly.

Now THIS little freeloader, well
>>13157316

>>13157375
>Reading one of the Brandon Sanderson Wheel of Time books
>The climax starts in the middle of the 900 page book
>Can't put it down til lthe end
>Get absolutely no sleep

>>13157376
god damn I really want to read his books but I've tried like 17 times and it's just so unpleasant

>>13157416
Lovecraft puts me to sleep 7 times out of 10

>>13157407
Submit myself to Twilight's will.

>>13157393
>not going with Plan D

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>>13157407
>rouge

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I want this pony

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>>13157316
>button shirt and panties

can't stop unfing send help

>>13157426
>going with Plan D
that's what got anon into this mess, dickless.

>>13157408
but which one wins in the end?
Flitter, the one obviously after a relationship?
or Cloudchaser, who tries to keep it under wraps since she doesn't want to get in her sister's way?

twilight's ponut

>>13157422
>tfw didn't even want to fall asleep while reading Lovecraft and Tolkien erry day

How faggot am I?

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>>13157363
>>13157378
o-okay

>>13157422
Eh. I mean it's not that bad. There are some stories he wrote that holy fuck I barely can keep my eyes open anymore and I just woke up but most are nice

>>13157454
fuck off

>>13157454
>you will never be part of your waifu's personal harem

>>13157422
>Lovecraft
don't read the dream cycle
those ones are incredibly boring

>>13157449
Lovecraft is legit amazing with a lot of his work. But for some reason every other story of his doesn't click for me.

Tolkein is boring as fuck though. LotR is padded out from cover to cover.

>>13157437
It's okay, Anon, just let it ride
Or hug her tight from behind in your broad arms and breathe in her hair, wondering how the Hell she can make your basic shampoo smell like jasimine and lavender.

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>>13157434

oh lord, that short hair on candy butt

>>13157465
I've got his complete works in a single volume. I've been working through it off and on from cover to cover.

Polaris is one of my favorites so far.

Regular reminder that bobcuts is best cuts

>>13157469
And without Tolkien, current day fantasy practically wouldn't exist.
Nor would Weaver.

doesn't make it any less boring

>>13157434
I would. Does that make me a bad person?

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>>13157471
You like shot hair, anon?

>>13157492
>pixie cuts
NO

FUCK OFF

>>13157491
No it doesn't. It makes you okay

>>13157478
I liked The Temple a lot
and Beneath the Pyramids

>>13157445
Well fuck, I dunno
This is a classic harem, so he'll probably go with the one he wants, which so far hasn't been established by quorum
I'm not going to dictate shit

Though I'm kind of leaning for Flitter as she starts sending Anon through a loop by also being totally un-self-conscious about nudity and dragging him out on a beach and having a great time. They start hanging out and by degrees Anon gets less of a stick up his ass about the girls staying. They get some better AC, there's always some vegan fruit-leather for Flitter, they all pitch in to buy Flitter a used car to make it to her university classes, it all seems to come together until Flitter asks if they want to do something, you know, just the two of them. Cloudchaser "just happens" to be crashing with Dash for the weekend.

It's a coffee place, and two or three biscotti later Anon wonders why they didn't just start from here anyway.

>>13157492
unf...

>>13157490
>Nor would Weaver.
maybe he'd be doing something more profitable, or in a different genre
i agree on the boring part

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>>13157421
>pony is facing away from you
>you find yourself glancing at pony's butt
>"I can tell when you're peeking, you know..."

>>13157492
your hair was better the way it was. . .
no offense

>>13157540
I-it's a nice butt.

>>13157519
The Quest of Iranon gave me feels

>>13157533
>Weaver never got struck by the Tolkien
>became a full on artist
>got rejected from art school
>became Adolf Weaver

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>>13157460
*ffucks out of thread*

I'M GOING TO EAT ALL THESE FUKKEN HAMMERS

>>13157563
good

>>13157519
It took me several tries to get through The Temple because I kept dosing off.

>>13157421
Well, they're aware of body language and pheromone changes in other species, humans among them.

That and it's not THAT hard to tell when someone's horning in on you if they aren't actually hiding their power levels.

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You're ugly even by MLPG standards

>>13157525
Personally I'm leaning for Cloudchaser.
Everyone is always mentioning how they'd fuck CC but have a relationship with Flitter. But that seems depressing for CC. What if she wants a relationship too, but everyone just looks at her for sex and otherwise ignores her in favor of her sister?
I think she deserves a turn to be in love and loved.

uh oh
twilight sparkle swapped your body with rarity's

>>13157565
Don't forget your hardhat!

>>13157578
ur mom is ugly even by MLPG standards

>Tolkien

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pISzxdEgDCU

Is it even possible to fap so hard that you wind yourself? Because it sure feels like it

>>13157589
Poor Rarity
She isn't going to want it back

>>13157465
Oh god that dream cycle. Fucking shit man I forced myself to finish it.

That small cat story is the only story that actually made me shiver and creeped the fuck out of me for some reason

Also it's kinda hilarious now that I thick of how they were in the dream Cycle. Space traveling, monster fighting talking cats.

>>13157589
go and kill the dumb cunt

>>13157540
"Sorry, Twilight, it's just a moving targe- I MEAN OBJECT IT IS MOVING"

> She rolls her eyes, but not too derisively
> You notice she's taken on just a fraction harder trot today, leg lifts and all

Nah, really she'd be almost clueless and Anon would fail to hide his power levels entirely, looking the fool with the rest of the gang

>>13157554
I'm stuck on The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.
It's just so boring. And it's so LONG.

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>>13157600
What did you do to it anon

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>>13157470
>breathe in her hair
god DAMMIT

>>13157583
Well sure, but I figure that maybe Anon wouldn't hitch up with Cloudchaser for any number of reasons, not the least of which being the first to barge into his house and just steal/nosh on shit for a while.

That and it's possible she can love and be loved by another person, just not Anon.

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>>13157583
Sounds like its a tough call between casual and committed.
Cute or cool.

>>13157589
HA HA, TIME FOR HORN FELLATIO.

>>13157634
cockslut or cumslut

>>13157601
I think I prefer his scary stories to his crazy dream adventures
though The Shunned House was alright

>>13157589
>rarity is suddenly overpowered by her new body's insatiable ponylust

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>>13157589
I really need to spend less time with those two

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>>13157470
> breathe in her hair
I would
> broad, powerful arms
You'd like that, wouldn't yo-
FUCK
I would

>>13157625
http://derpiboo.ru/314426

>>13157658
>She starts fucking you right then and there, in front of twilight, unable to control her new body's desires

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>>13157637
unf

>>13157666
yeah, you'd be a lot safer with applejack and pinkie pie

nothing could go wrong hanging out with them

>>13157680
even though I don't like fast horse or apple horse, I am okay with this image.

>>13157680
why did raritys horn grow longer?

>>13157589
>Anon gets her body fat and infected with a thousand STDs
>Anon gets ripped and has a penis enlargement done to his

>>13157682
>AJ and Pinkie Pie
>Pinkie Pie
...I'll be in the carousel boutique with Sweetie

>>13157634
I don't think they fall into "casual boor and wallflower," but at least at first it might be like Flitter definetely has a crush and Cloudchaser is pretty cool about it all. She's just sort of coasting through her job and landed her ass in Ponyville without an apartment and a little sister to tag along and mooched off of Anon, while Flitter thinks Anon is cool for owning a house before age 30, sort of established, well-dressed, well-mannered, has a well-stocked fridge to eat from ...

>>13157693
you mean your "horn" doesn't get bigger when you're aroused?

>>13157629
>>13157634
well if it were me I'd totally go for CC
not for the undoubtedly amazing sex, but to get a chance to know the girl behind the amazing bod
I sort of sound like that anon who's obsessed with big-boobed twist

>>13157693
hornboner obviously

>>13157649
what's the difference between the two?

>>13157651
His scary stories are good but I really like the ones where it isn't so much scary as it is horrifying. The ones where there either is no creature or the creature isn't the focal point.

For example, the entire basis for the horror in Polaris is that the main character spends the rest of his life thinking that he is trapped in a dream that he needs to wake up from.

>>13157701
Sorry, hit ENTER too soon.

Granted it would change and flux over the course of a well-written story; no one's one-note.

I think Cloudchaser might warm up as she grows up, and Flitter would take Anon off the pedestal but still have fun dickering around, getting him out of his shell.

>>13157704
That seems valid enough, I just think Flitter might have the advantage of sort of *wanting* something to happen with Anon from the start while Anon may be ambivalent about two women just breaking camp in his living room.

Either that or Anon is ill-equipped to interpret Cloudchaser's signs and all.

>>13157626
It's pretty neat, Anon. Especially when they're wearing soft tartan print or flannel.

>>13157669
I do give out hugs.

>>13157376
>>13157416
Man, I loved the hell out of the Hobbit when I was a kid (Maybe because that was one my mum read to me at bedtime), but I just could not get into the LoTR books.
And then I made the mistake of trying to read The Silmarillion.

>>13157701
and as time goes on, how do their feelings develop?

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>>13157705
Well that explains a lot about this picture

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Something PonyD&D-ish.

A Pegasus Rogue.

I guess his name's Pilfer Filch.

>>13157752
where did their beards go

>tfw lying to your parents to keep them from being disappointed in you

>>13157754
It looks neat

>>13157754
He looks like he'd be fun to get along with until his body is possessed by an immortal witch.

>>13157754
I'm okay with this.

Unicorn bow-spec fighter?

>>13157759
Their body absorbed them to be able to maintain those horns
The moment you separate them the horns shrink and the beards reaper.

>>13157754
Something is off about this, but I can't put my finger on it

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>>13157769

>>13157743
>Either that or Anon is ill-equipped to interpret Cloudchaser's signs and all.
What kind of signs?

>>13157783

If it comes to you, let me know.

>>13157754
That bag looks like it's a part of his body.
Like, a big fleshy tumor growing out of his side.

>>13157754
Perfect
Now we just need a Unicorn mage that's either very young and sucks at everything or old, powerful as fuck but insane and we can send him, Pilfer, the Knight and the Fawn Lich hunting

>>13157747
Well, they'd probably meet somewhere in the middle, all told. Anon's life gets shaken up but in a pretty good way. It wouldn't be all Tenchi where he just stays stoic; he gets mad when the food is gone and insists SOMEONE buy new groceries or their bags will be out on the curb.

As it turns out going to the Asian market and haciendas with Cloudchaser for jackfruit and staples turned out to be a fun day and way cheaper, though try getting him to admit getting all his food stolen turned out for the better.

>>13157785
>tfw you have friends but you'd rather spend most time alone

>>13157593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tO8KxrfEE

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Gilda, CMC, or adventure stuff with original characters?

note: none of these are sexual.

because i have plenty of time between classes now, so i'll actually start writing again.

>Don't worry Trixie, you'll get your eyesight back in a few days, I'm not sure if anything can be done about your horn though. As long as you have some unconditional moral support from very close friends, you'll be fine. I'm taking you to Ponyville now, you said everypony there just adores you, right?

>>13157832
Sweetie

>>13157832
CMC adventure stuff

Bonus points if it's imaginary adventures they have on a rainy day.

>>13157832
none
your characterization really dissapoints me
and your excuses bother me

>>13157850
>rainy day
>the CMC are in the club hose trapped there and bored
>remember one of the stories Twilight told them about a party of three adventurers from times forgotten
>episode is them pretending to be those, changing from the club hose to a new land and the CMC grown up looking like those three adventures

>>13157787
Getting invited to roller derby gets interpreted as "will you pay for us to go to the roller derby," so he just leaves the money by Cloudchaser's hammock before going to bed, "Have a good time" kind of hoping she'd not come back until the following morning

"What kind of music do you like" is what sounds like a light conversation topic to Anon, sort of weirded out that she's so hesitant to list names of bands she really likes. She's used to hipsters shitting on choices, he's totally unaware all his choices sound like crappy Green Day tier 'safe' choices for yuppies. Little does she know he has some vinyl she hasn't yet rifled through.

Asking if Anon wants to go work out gets interpreted as "you need to lose weight," Anon says "some other time," half-pretending he's actually made good on the Gold's Gym membership from New Year's -- but this is close as Cloudchaser comes to a firm 'date' and she'd like to see him have her kind of 'fun.'

>>13157845
Not this again
It still fucking gets me too

>>13157845
But surely there's a steroid cream for that

Or at the very least a wand prosthesis

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pony is naughty

>>13157858

Your lack of capitalization disappoints me
As does your attitude.

>>13157785
>Live most of my high school life with my grandparents and in front of my computer
>Have friends, but hardly ever want to hang out with them, rather spend my time on IRC talking about MUGEN and RPG Maker
>Grandfather constantly tries to get me to go outside, never listen to him
>Eventually he gives up
>Keep myself wrapped up in the internet after graduation, only see my friends every now and then
>Goes on for years and years, living with grandparents. Grandfather gets more and more weak and detached, has really bad diabetes and heart failure
>eventually ends up having to go to the hospital one last time.
>Feel absolutely nothing at all upon his death, up until the viewing whereupon I completely and utterly break down while trying to console my grandmother
>To this day feel guilt and sorrow, feeling like I caused my grandfather to give up on life, and yet still unable and unwilling to ever leave this shell.

>>13157858

sorry. thanks for giving my stuff a shot, at least.

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>>13157845
Man horns grow back
She's just sad she'll miss some of those secret monthly meeting with Rarity and Twilight

They touch horns you see

>>13157906
ANON THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD

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>>13157799
>>13157783

Better?

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>>13157867

>>13157906
The worst part is she'll have to masturbate the old-fashioned way for a while. Nothing beats sparking on.

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>>13157906
unf

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>>13157897

>>13157878
>>13157878
>But surely there's a steroid cream for that

What if ponies had a cream that let you grow back severed limbs if you used it soon enough after the injury?

>>13157906

>horns grow back

no they don't. but even then, while a severed horn severely limits magical ability, it doesn't end it completely.

>>13157912
The foreleg looks odd. And his face looks too human

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Which CMC is which

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>implying you can just poke AJ in the nose
More like

>>13157925
Well a Harry Potter parallel would be a little wacky, but given they have magic it's possible

Just never, ever eat Skele-Grow unless you have a serious medical condition.

>>13157940
I duck between the space in her feet, to the promiseland.

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>>13157897
>tfw parents used to nag you to go make some friends
Makes me wish I had that one Starswirl comic.

>>13157937
Applebloom is the yellow Earth Pony.
Scootaloo is the orange Pegasus Pony.
Sweetie Belle is the white Unicorn Pony.

>>13157943
You don't eat Skele-Grow, you drink it.

>>13157937
>from thin to fat
>FROM THIN
>TO FAT
>tumblr
holy fucking shit

>>13157962
In Equestria it comes in the form of a salt lick.

>>13157963
I ... well
I would have stopped mid-process but
If that's what she likes, whatever I guess

>>13157950
>you will never bury your face in her featureless crotch

>>13157932
>>13157925
>>13157943

>You lose a leg/arm in an accident shortly after moving to ponyville
>you're offered the choice of living without it and getting a prosthetic, or regrowing it with magic

If you choose to regrow it, the process takes several months to completely restore the limb, and is marked by jolts of horrific pain and the feeling that your residuum/stump is filled with broken glass and rusty nails as the bones and nerves grow back.

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>>13157785
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>>13157963
I wanna raspberry that tummy

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>>13157972
>featureless
They just wear magical pants that cover their taint. Only adults can take them off willingly to mate or have fun. Foals aren't, but the pants pass fluid with ease.

>>13157976
I'd regrow it, but mostly because Equestrian doctors who have zero experience with human prosthetics. I'd take my chances with pain management.

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>>13157981

>>13157980
The first one was better

>>13157976

>not summoning a new arm made of pure magic given physical shape

>>13157963
What? What's the problem?

They're people too, you know. Exactly like blacks or gays; you can't discriminate against them just because they happen to be fat. In fact, you can't even simply tolerate fat people, you must accept them.

After all, disliking obesity and those who choose to be obese is EXACTLY AS BAD AS RACISM.

>>13157868
holy crap Anon sounds like a dumbass

>>13157868
>turning down an opportunity to see CC in tight gym shorts and a tank-top

>>13157937
How did we reach a point where fatness is "acceptable"
It's in our nature to sort out the weak

Stram soon?

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>>13157989
>not wanting to pioneer the field of magical augmentation
plebian.

MEWBALL STRAM WHEN

>>13157912
better

>>13158009
Funny, back in the day a bit of girth was a sign of sustainability.

In some countries, it still is.

>>13157992

>"This is gonna be SO awesome!"
>"Uh, Anon - I REALLY have to advise against this - pure magic can be highly unstable, and--"
>"No, it'll be fine."
>"if you say so..."

You enjoy your arm for about 32 seconds before it violently explodes, taking your other arm and a good chunk of the hospital room with it

>>13157976
Regrow it.
Then dose yourself retarded with pain pills.

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>Celestia will never hound you to make some friends
>tfw you'd end up like Starswirl anyways

>>13158024
>ponies don't know what medications are safe for you to use

>>13158009
In history fat was always seen as either someone being more hardy, or wealthy
The desire to be thin is a relatively recent event in human history

>>13158019
A bit maybe
But being a fat fuck that can barely move.
I didn't mean the image in specific it just made me think.

>>13158009
You were regarded to be beautiful if you were pale as fuck and fat when you were royalty.
But none of these people ever came close to royalty, nor do they want to 'come closer to god'.
They're just mentally retarded. They are incapable of thinking for themselves, so they take some random shitty fad and stick to it with their very life.

>>13157976
Regrow

If the pain is too bad go hang out in Twilight's mind for a while

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>>13158027
Is it just me or does Celestia almost look sad in that last panel.

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>>13157976
Prosthetic.

>>13158027
Science and progress > friends

#fact

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>>13158014
ah shit

alright give me ~15 mins. I'll stream 3 episodes, but then I want to finish my painting.

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>>13158027
>tfw

LK pls stram fat pony

>>13158000
Anon sounds like virtually every mid-20's guy who doesn't know how to deal with someone that casual. This is someone who will intersperse questions she cares about (like "So there's a derby coming up, you been to one?") with chit-chat like "Yeah, well Miller has never been my thing. Rolling Rock is better. Where's the remote" with zero uptick or hint Anon has just made a Mistake.

>>13158008
That's not an issue. Anon has seen her stark naked according to previous writers. There's nothing left to the imagination any more.

I think Anon may want to avoid sweating like a stuck pig in their own floppy 'work out' thin tee and shorts in front of the girl he KNOWS works out like five times a week. Whether it's anyone he cares to impress, Jesus, you gotta have some pride.

Anon has no idea she wants to see someone start at the gym and get as pumped as she did about going, maybe not wandering in alone all the time.

>>13158022
Goddammit, Edward.

>>13158039
I've had this fetish since I was a teen, and back then I didn't even knew other people had it

So yeah, you're full of shit

>>13158039
>fad
I think you mean fetish

>>13157936

>the foreleg looks odd

I'll take "Vague and Unhelpful Advice" for 300, Alex.

>>13158013
Actual robotics are beyond the grasp of ponies. Prosthetics and augmentations are shaped and crafted out of glass, steel, or copper, and zapped with a limited animation spell to give them a range of articulation. To bind the prosthetic and the recipient, a spirit is summoned and imprisoned within the prosthetic, which is then attached. The spirit is then exorcised from the prosthetic. The resulting magical void acts not unlike dehydration synthesis.

>>13158047
I can see how.

Starswirl fucked up that last spell that changed destenies and since he didnt have the power of friendship to fix it it when he cast the "cure" he got merged with a ton of other shit and became discord.

>>13158054
muh nigga

>>13158061
>fetish
>implying I'm talking about fetishes at all

Who's full of pone now

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>>13158059
Knowing that your organic shell will waste away in a handful of decades must be such a burden, anon. Please, come and join us.

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>>13158071

>>13158069
Okay it looks way too much like a tube to me
Is that better

>>13158027

Celestia created Changelings in an attempt to lure Starswirl out of his tower and his studies.

>>13158027
Starswirl is the Season 4 villain.

>>13158027
>>13158047
>>13158072

>Ending up like Starswirl

Built up over two seasons before being utterly marginalized over something completely trivial?

>>13158102
I highly doubt that book is the last we'll see of him.

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Sweetiebelle is not a very clever pony

>>13157932
But horns grow in the show.

>>13158072

lacking the power of friendship didn't have anything to do with it. he was sabotaged by a demon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbkVOofvWWs

>>13158110

McCarthy, remember?

I'm pretty sure that IS the last we'll ever see of him.

>>13157983
>hoihoi2.jpg
>2
i'is there more????

>>13158111
>Sweetie mime

NO ROSS NO

>>13157932
The way I see it, any of the ponies can use magic but only unicorns can FOCUS that magic via their horns. It acts as a funnel, so to speak. Something that concentrates the magic into something active and malleable rather than the passive magics of earth and pegasus ponies.

>>13158126
search hoihoi on derpibooru

>>13158122
Nah

Still doubt it.

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>>13158123
>implying substrate independence means automatic hivemind
You're such a sillyfilly, anon. Don't you think it'd be just great to live without all those pesky aches and pains that come with being made of living stuff? Or to party as long as you want without getting even a tiny bit tired?

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Goodnight, MLPG.

>>13158132
it give me nothing???

>>13158143
No. I'll put up with it and when I die I'll be glad it's over.

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>tfw mewball abandoned us

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>>13158111
Such silly ponies.

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Stramming a few episodes of the TV show "The IT Crowd"

Be here or be homosexual

not that there's anything wrong with that

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist

>>13158151
>killryde before crotchtits

>>13158168
He'll be back

Everyone else will make fun of him for his thumbs too.

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>>13158143
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>>13158168
>>13158176
HUE

>>13158169
>Fluttershy
>Stoning Sweetie
>Making the CMC cry
Bitch is dead

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>>13158165
Well, if that's how you feel about it, then I suppose I can't change your mind. I'll remember you, if that makes you feel any better.

>>13158143
The constant error and dysfunction is responsible for our humanity. It's probably the only thing that gives us the capacity for original thought.

Perfect machines can't be creative, they can only calculate. Creativity as we care about it is pretty useless compared to calculated synthesis with a clear goal. if you create a machine that can be created, it will decide that it wants to be perfect and design away its own humanity, eventually deciding to go with hiveminds for maximum efficiency. The machine factions would split and do battle until the complete demise of the inefficient but "neat" humanesque side.

>>13158187
No you won't, I'm not even the same anon you were originally talking to

>>13158187
Why is flutters doomed to be tethered to something

>>13158185
Anon the bearers of the elements of harmony are just decorations in her main hall.
The princesses are her throne.
What makes you think that an insect like you has any chance against Medusashy?

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>>13158185
But it's a doppelganger.
It lures them in with a friendly face then kills them.

>>13158058
Oh
Oh no
Please don't give me flashbacks to every stupid thing I've said to a girl

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>>13158183
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>>13158083
I would calibrate a robo princess nonsexually

AN EAAAAAASY MATTAH, FOAH ONE OF MYYYYYYYYYY SKILL

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>>13158190
They'll only get worse as you age, y'know. It'll slow you down.

>>13158191
if i was a robot i'd deprogram my humanity after the first hundred years

having feelings for that long is suffering. just living 20 years has been bad enough jesus fuck

>>13158213
That is not Lingua Technis, brother. Are you malfunctioning?

>>13158226
>tfw it'll all come crashing down before you can become mostly machine
why

>>13158202
Well for one I know what I'm going against. Also I can use logic.

>>13158208
Well in that case I better kill them both just to be sure

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>>13158208

not like a Changeling, though. the thing can't change its form, it just appears to be someone else in the pony's mind.