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>>13137952

How does it feel that Gilda only appears in one episode out of all the seasons? Was Pinkie's action against Gilda during the party acceptable? Who here like it when both Pinkie and Dash interact with each other for the first part of the episode?
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Nth for human p/u/nies.
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>>13142121
NOT THE GRADIENTS
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>>13142121
Hue Pie
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I'd a gilda
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>not the mothpone thread
You dinguses make me sick.
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>>13142121
Is that even possible for Pinkie to do?
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YOU WIN THIS ROUND QAWS
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>>13142119
I wish I was a cute lesbian person horse.
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>>13142103
We really need to see Gilda again. Usually I'm against the whole VILLAIN TURNS GOOD thing, but Gilda was just more of a jerk. She could probably come around.
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>>13142121
Pinkie Piebald
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>>13142140
Pinkie can do anything.
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I'M GONNA REDECORATE MY HOME OFFICE IN PURPLE IN RARITY'S HONOR
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>>13142121
>Pinkie is feeling too pink and spends a week dying
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>>13142103
that episode is one of my favorites. Rainbow pone and Pink pone are good together. And i'm not that "Gilda did nothing wrong" guy but i somewhat liked her and i think she deserves a second chance. you dweebs

And this episode handeled the bullying in the best way.
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>>13142143
that is actually pretty cute
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What if we all played Chip's Adventure together?
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>>13142146
I wonder what Gilda would do if that was the case.

Didn't the book made her a bitch, though?
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>>13142153
Yeah, it was supposed to be dyeing.
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>>13142173
replace Chip with pony and deal
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>>13142160
A lot better than how Babs did it, thats for sure.
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>>13142190
Nigga fuck you that's cute
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>>13142181
>Bay Breeze TM
>Lavender Lake TM
>Ribbon Wishes R
>Flippity Flop R

Hasbro is really weird with their copyrights
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>>13142165
I know right?
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>>13142190
>Marker: "Now I get to be the big pony!"
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>>13142190
WHY IS MARKER SMILING?!??!

Its cute though.
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>>13142181
Someone post the EG version of that goth Pinkie set.
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>>13142177
I guess just realize how much of a cunt she was being and that she valued Dash's friendship more than she thought.
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>>13142190
You_did_well.avi
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What the heck Apple Bloom don't swear

>>13142190
That's great! Though Marker's head rotation is kind of awkward.
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>>13142198
where is that from?
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I wish to do silly and childish things with them
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>>13142138
what a tasty looking bug
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>>13142222
AppleBloom: Science Filly is adorable
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>>13142204
See>>13142202
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>tfw haven't seen any good MLPG OC in months
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>>13142190
Markerita don't shrink your big sister like that
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>going to work out today
>take a 5hr shot to wake up
>feel too good and want to MLPG
>I'll do it later
>four hours pass
>it's raining
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>>13142222
This would be ten times better if they had used an old tilt a whirl cart for the base.
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>>13142222
>towels
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>>13142237
HA HA HA HA
FAGGOT

OH GOD I'VE BEEN HERE ALL THOSE 4 HOURS
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>>13142221
Do you really want to know?
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>>13142237
>>it's raining
so?
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>>13142220
yeah oops
I'll fix that when I ink it in.
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>>13142258
u-unf

I do
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>>13142237
>>13142254
i
i need to get out of here
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>>13142258
why wouldn't i?
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>>13142254
I've been here for 6 hours
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every time you unf

a pone moans
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>>13142254
>>13142268
OH SHIT WERE YOU THE NIGGERS WHO RESPONDED TO ME LAST THREAD
This place is such a quagmire.
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>>13142268
There must be some kinda way out of here.
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>>13142283
unf
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>>13142265
Are you sure? It's a pretty lewd game.
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>>13142262
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>>13142288
Nah.
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>>13142283
What if I unf because moaning turns me on?
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>>13142299
Pone moans louder
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>>13142294
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>>13142299
infinite moanunf
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>>13142297
>theif
>not Thi4f
Why didn't they just let it die in peace?
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LUNA WON'T YOU CRY FOR MEEEEE
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>>13142265
Anon no
They aren't for sexual

>>13142270
Just wondering!

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends-2&id=7401
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>13142316
If they aren't for sexual they should stop being so for sexual.
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>>13142316
It's such a shame there's no glasses for Twilight.
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>>13142222
>towels
smart fillies
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>>13142300
>>13142306
A moaning woman is the hottest stuff. It makes me want to make her moan more.
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>>13142304
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>>13142337
>blood seal on the outside
just begging for death
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>>13142316
if they aren't for sexual, why are they so fuckable?
the human versions too
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>>13142304
Ohhhhhhh Too soon
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>>13142306
moanunf moanunf
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>>13142355
da do da do do
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>>13142337
Armored ponies are pretty cool.
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>>13142316
I want to rip that Pinkie's cunt apart with my cock.
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>>13142306
gorillan moanunfs
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>see all the twist discussion
>get to colouring
>my mouse immedeatly goes wonky and decides now is a excelent time to splutter and die

dammit, and i was looking forward to being inspired again to colour something too
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>>13142211
Must be quite a hell of a long time. That or she might have other griffon friends that act like her and Gilda stay with them. It would be interesting if Gilda has a sister who is completely opposite of Gilda. All the while, she visit Ponyville and was mistaken for Gilda.
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>>13142379
Looks nice, but that's not my fetish.
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>>13142379
curse my love for giant unrealistic boobs
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Fluttershy is the cutest one out of all of these I mean holy shit.

>>13142327
>>13142351
>>13142365
They're for adorable dresses only.
I'm glad I don't draw because I'd spend all day just doodling them in all of these clothes

>>13142329
Yeah, that and no glasses for Rarity either.
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>>13142416
she's so sexual it hurts
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We ded
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>>13142379
Nice, but I think you should use msob's proportions. I like them more.
http://derpiboo.ru/tags/titty+twist
>>13142396
Me and you are self hating because of an attraction to gag boobs niggas.
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>>13142316
Lewd!
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>>13142237
Wait, that was 4 hours ago?
Shit

Also, go and work out you faget
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>>13142416
>>13142316
They looks so huggable.
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>>13142456
Planes and ponies are not for sexual
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>>13142460
wrong on both accounts
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>>13142464
Prove me wrong
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>>13142446
>all these niggas telling me to go exercise
Fine you faglords.
You all better be working out too.
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>>13142416
Well, I mean, Rarity has her sewing glasses?
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>>13142316
Haha Dash is a fashion retard. Fits the character I guess.
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>>13142474
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>>13142456
>still no update on Jessy's plane pone ask tumblr
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>>13142474
the evidence is clear for all to see
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>>13142490
You`re sick
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>>13142489
>goggles
Believe it!
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>>13142481
No, tuesday is rest day for me
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>>13142500
Just try and stick your dick in it then
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>>13142498
ask her next time she comes in
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>>13142498
LINK ME YOU DOUCHEKNUCKLE
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>>13142501
some ponies got down to business and gave birth to those babies.

Youre the sick one
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>>13142489
How naked is she under those clothes
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As much as I hate her EG design, I always thought AJ's shirt actually wasn't that bad.

>>13142482
Oh. Guessed I missed it.
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>>13142525
asktheplaneponies.tumblr.com
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>>13142527
That`s what the script calls for I suppose
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Holy fuck, my heart hurts so much right now.
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>>13142534
Panties and strapless bra
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>>13142539
Mmm, AJ in tight jeans.

Yeah, her shirt was fine. I just didn't see the need to put her in the skirt. At least it was a jean skirt.
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>>13142539
if they lost the apple patters on the boots and jacket and aj wearing a cowboy hat all the time indoors she would be pretty cute
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>>13142539
IS THAT WINRY
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>>13142527
>still love each other and fuck after all these years
>they both know the others fetishes and desires
>appreciative and caring
>probably call each other babe and other pet names during it
>is thankful afterward
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>>13142474
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>>13142534
>>13142553
Sky blue, even.
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mothmothmothmoth
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>>13142542
>No posts yet
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>>13142552
Porn when
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>>13142575
>in flight impregnation
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>>13142587
That is most certainly a cute moth pony
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>>13142587
Is moth pone trying to start a revolution?
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>>13142587
Draw her crashing into a light source
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>>13142587
Did you know some specie of moth never eat and don't have a digestive system? Evolution never intended for it to happen so they just live long enough to reproduce and die.
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>>13142587
moth-erly
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>>13142612
I think flies do that too. 24 hours to get laid. Could you do it?
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>>13142618
Arent all planes lacking hair?
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>>13142614
The goats are loose!
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AJ has surprisingly lewd options.

>>13142554
>>13142560
EG as a whole had retarded clothes for everyone.

>>13142565
Ha, didn't even notice it.
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>>13142621
I failed for 24 years, so most likely not.
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>>13142618
Did your dad rape a plane or something?
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>>13142621
Considering their intelligence is all from birth and no experience, they probably just rub their dick over everything and hope it lands in a female. Think about it, when a fly lands on you it's trying to get off.
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Who can I see to ERP with on Skype?
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>>13142587
Mothpone should be curled up in a big ol' pile of fabric.
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>>13142631
YOU CAN'T HOLD ME HERE
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>>13142637
Once you get it you'll still want more. Nobody is ever sexually satiated.
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>>13142633
>filename

So spent alone and separate from her friend, as usual?
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>>13142614
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>>13142656
>goat's edge
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>>13142646
EA
http://mlpg.co/unf/res/92.html#1499
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>>13142657
It's a good thing that I never got it then I guess. Kinda lost interest in trying by now.
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>>13142657
Once you eat food you'll still want more. Nobody is ever gastronomically satiated.
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Does anyone on MLPG even do pixel art? Are there even any guides?
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>>13142639
Is your mom a plane?
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>>13142646
ask leth
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Could you handle her, MLPG?
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>>13142713
HOLY SHIT A FLOATING HAT
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>>13142713
PIRATE APPLEJACK
COME TO TAKE YER BOOTY
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>>13142720
>>13142713
God fucking dammit
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>>13142661
No no, you misunderstood. That's AJ's average night wirh Rarity.

They play "dress up and fuck"
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>>13142675
That's where the whole "becoming a wizard" thing comes from. It's a joke where if you don't ever get sex then all that energy is spent on intellectual pursuits.
>>13142682
Food is required. Sex isn't. Yes there's a whole spectrum of self exploration and fun, but the carnal desire never ends.
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>>13142732
Would they be into roleplaying sex?
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>>13142732
Anonymous, you're seeing a phantom Rarity. She wouldn't even be over there, they do not have sex together.
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>>13142720
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>>13142740
Unless we reproduce by pollination sex kind of is required
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>>13142732
>You'll never get to be "study buddies" with Twilight
>You will never be "work out buds" with Dash
>You will never be invited over to Rarity's place to "play dress up"
>You will never be invited to a tea party with Fluttershy
>AJ will never ask if you want to help her buck
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>>13142720
>>13142750
I love it when 4chan does the "oh hey let's talk about the other thing that nobody pays attention to" joke.
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>>13142759
you forgot best pony
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>>13142758
I'm talking about the personal level, not all humans. One person can go though life without sex and the human race will still exist.
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>>13142743
>A phantom Rarity
How white would a phantom marshmallow ghost pony Rarity be?
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>>13142740
>all that energy is spent on intellectual pursuits.
Y-yeah, intellectual pursuits
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HAHAHAHA
FUCKING HASBRO
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>>13142763
I love when people take 4chan too seriously
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>>13142768
Life has reproduction in its definition, though.

If you aren't having adorable children with your waifu and growing old together, you're not really living.
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>>13142778
lyl
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>>13142766
Why would you want to party with Pinkie?
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>>13142235
What was the last one you liked?
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>>13142763
>>13142786
I love it when you brush my mane!
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>>13142787
Pretty sure reproducing isn't necessary to be considered being a living thing, only the possibility to reproduce.
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Why can't she be real?
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>>13142795
>you will never have a breeding party with the main six
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>>13142802
O-okay then
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>>13142811
Last time I checked a sterilized person is still considered as a living thing
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>>13142811
No, you aren't a living thing once you cannot reproduce anymore. You're physiologically extinct, thus you failed at "living", which is basically just the need to survive and reproduce.
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Are you ready for your first lesson?
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>>13142759
>Take up Twilights offer
Fucking on top of a pile of books
>Take up Dash's offer
Sweaty shower sex
>Take up Rarity's offer
Sex with six costume changes and light S&M
>Fluttershy invites you for tea, "hell yes" you say
It's an actual tea party, but not that bad
>AJ wants to buck
You spend 12 hours shaking apples out of trees, no wonder you had to come over so early
>You have dinner and say you really must go
>AJ wonders why you didn't stay to plow her fields
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>>13142814
Because God doesn't exist.
And if he did exist, he'd hate you and only you.
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>>13142834
>you will never leave the realm of the living, mortal beings via sterilization and ascend to divinity
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>>13142823
>you will never chill with Celestia
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>>13142845
HOLY SHIT A FLOATING HAT
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>>13142853
God is very disappointed in you right now.
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>>13142856
A horrible feeling.
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>>13142859
Why does this keep happening...
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>>13142787
No, nature and evolution has reproduction in it's definition. On a sapient/sentient level reproduction isn't required to be self-aware. There are tons of stuff that has bettered the human race from those that aren't sexually active or have never had children.
>>13142775
Have you ever been so busy that you don't want sex? I went through BMT and never masturbated nor had sexy thoughts. Afterwards I got back into it but I'm sure one can have some discipline to divert that energy into something productive/creative.
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>>13142859
COULD IT BE
A GHOST
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>>13142856
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>>13142847
>Take up Twilight's offer
>Spend the evening studying griffon agriculture, leyline tensor mechanics, and late 1800s pony literature.
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chrysalis' crown thingy
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>>13142847
>Applejack assumes you're gay
>Introduces you to Braeburn next time he's in town
>He's clearly excited to meet you.
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>>13142853
If god doesnt exist then how come she's a horse?
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>>13142867
Same here, I spent some time in the hospital and never had sexy thoughts or masturbated.
Well, I could barely move, but still.
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>>13142882
What the fuck, Anon? Get your shit together and shut that fucking laptop down
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>>13142882
Did she want to?
I wasn't aware, she kind of just walked in the house unannounced.
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>>13142882
would you hang out with both sisters
i would
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>>13142895
Equus pls
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>>13142859
It is almost like it`s on purpose!
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Party of two
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>>13142910
Holy shit a floating balloon!
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>>13142892
Is it detachable?
What happens if you wear it?
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>>13142867
>Have you ever been so busy that you don't want sex?
I kinda tend to forget fapping when I'm busy with something I enjoy doing, yeah
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>>13142905
>that size difference
>they both ask for Anon's opinion about their bodies
>he gets to look them over and maybe even touch them
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>>13142910
Okay, what is this thing?
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>>13142847
>AJ wonders why you didn't stay to plow her fields
anon
you don't plow apple fields
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>>13142910
I came
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celestia wanted to hang out with you
go to a pizza parlour together
watch some cheesy movies
go bowling
see some art museums
meet with foreign dignitaries
blow off some steam
crack jokes to each other
maybe kiss
maybe have a little sex
maybe have a lot of cuddles

but you wouldn't get off the damn computer and she went home dejected
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>>13142927
Read the thread
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>>13142927
http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118
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>>13142892
>>13142921
How heavy do you think it is?
What's it made of?
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>>13142940
Thanks anon. You're great.

>>13142938
Except you.
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>>13142237
You could run in place or get a goddamn treadmill at the least

Or some weights, just pump some iron while you wait for freshly baked ponuts
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>>13142902
I know, right? Holy shit, I could punch that Anon in the nose!
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Time for some all natural fun, you coming?
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>>13142921
She'd get very cross with you
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>>13142893
...threesome?
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>>13142935
Well what does she expect? I have a girlfriend already.

Goddamn, what is it with heads of state and not recognizing monogamous fidelity?
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>>13142921
is it biological
would it try to attach to you if you put it on
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>>13142935
That really doesn't sound like something I'd be doing.
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>>13142962
> all natural fun
Fluttershy, sure, but I swear if you're wearing triple patchiouli again you should shower it off first.
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>tfw about to fap to some awful shit


http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1192105#search=mlp
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>>13142935
I would definitely watch all episodes of the 90's TMNT cartoon with Celestia and the others. They would all fall in love with that kickass intro!
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>>13142952
>that Ponk
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>>13142900
>>13142922
Exactly, so imagine this. What if you never had anymore sexy thoughts? That or be able to not let it control you. All those projects you could do, all that time and energy spent elsewhere. I think I heard somewhere that there are Eastern spiritual practices of abstinence.
>>13142844
That would imply the sole purpose of existence is to pass down our genes like a DNA baton relay race.
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>>13142984
You literally have thousands upon millions of other piuctures to beat it off to

For God's sake, pick something better

http://xhamster.com/movies/808232/lip_service.html
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>>13142973
>Spaerk
>not wanting to do anything with Celestia

Who are you
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>>13142993
WAH
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>>13142997
>That would imply the sole purpose of existence is to pass down our genes like a DNA baton relay race.
It kinda is, but that's simply by default.
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>>13142984
> not enjoying some le petit mort
http://xhamster.com/movies/1029618/beautiful_agony.html
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>>13143010
What? No, I meant the "you wouldn't get off the computer and have fun with Celestia" part
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>>13142929

GG which pony has the longest tongue
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>>13142997
>That or be able to not let it control you. All those projects you could do, all that time and energy spent elsewhere. I think I heard somewhere that there are Eastern spiritual practices of abstinence.

A lot of those people don't really get into a lot of projects and spend a lot of their energy on abstinence.
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>>13142921
>Is it detachable
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>>13142993
She needs a good ponking
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>>13143012
>>13142844
Do you even?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lieJIxJZs1M
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>>13142952
Chrysalis's glassified goo.
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>>13143027
this one
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>>13142929
>you will never whip out your dick at a girl and she suddenly wants to fuck
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>>13143003
i want to jack off to futa ponies though. so my choices are pretty limited
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>>13142997
> wow if you just stop beating off all the energy gets rerouted into a dynamo of thought, creation, and productivity!
Yeah, whoa, slow down there Tesla

What if I told you the vast majority of anyone who's produced significant technological and social change also liked to fuck?
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>>13142984
that futa shit is unhealthy
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>>13142952
I always thought it was just part of her body, like an antennae that naturally grows to show she's the queen.
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>>13143040
>Have you seen my tongue?
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>>13143051
nope
is crown
wear bug crown
become queen of bug
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>>13142921
there must always be a changeling queen
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Couldn't come up with anything exiting for Twi
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>>13142997
I don't know man, I wouldn't mind as long as they had NO influence on my creative projects. I'm not sure at 100% that they don't influence the way I write things, even non-sexy ones.
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>>13143040
gg

earplay when
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>>13143027
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>>13143033
>Talks about not passing on genes
>Then talks about leaving stuff to our kids
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>>13143059
am I a pretty changelign
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>>13142997
> getting a neuroses and avoiding sex improves quality of life
That's almost exactly untrue.
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>>13143044
I might add that maybe they wanted to IMPRESS A PARTNER AND THEN FUCK THEM IN THE ASS
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>>13142984
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNX518hfghU
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pone is too lewd for this world
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>>13143058
>wear Chrysalis's crown
>it doesn't actually transform you or anything
>but all the changelings suddenly come to attention and take your orders
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>>13143062
that wall boner
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>>13143080
yes
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>>13142935
If I had company, i certainly wouldnt stay on the computer
Geez, you think we're all social retards or something
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>>13143076
Yeah, there's no indication that people are any less productive when they don't actually pass on genes, but this shit about "oh well if you become a cocoon-mode nosex you'll be a fucking genius" is just about the dumbest thing I've heard on here in a LONG time.

And come to think of it I've been here long enough for FINGERBOXES.
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>>13143080
>they hate it
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>>13143068
that donut seems familiar
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>>13143085
It`s a glory hole
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>>13143094
I don't know why.
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>>13143041
These 3 simple tricks
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>>13143094
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>>13143069
Did you even watch the video?
are you retarded?
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>>13143062
Nothing?
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>>13143121
I'd stick my dick in that Twilight.
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>>13143118

GG pls draw ponuts
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>>13143121
HOLY SHIT A FLOATING HAT
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Anyone have butts.gif? the RD one
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>>13143121
Oh god
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If you cut off your arms you'll super good at running!
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>>13143121
Clearly I have been bested

FUCKING UNF
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>>13143130
weh
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>>13143121
Aw yiss


http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexyShirtSwitch
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>>13143130
This one?
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>>13143144
thank you
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>>13143121
You really have no idea how much a girl in flannel does for me

REALLY
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>>13143141
No. Don't you need them for balance? This argument is stupid.
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>>13143144
Holy shit look at that AJ butt.
Seriously look at it.
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>>13143151
>tvtropes
NO NOT AGAIN
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>>13143141
What?
Arm motion is really important for running.
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>>13143158

I want to fuck Wendy.
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>>13143151
This is one of my favorite things.
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>>13143160
Apple bearing hips
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>>13143164
What?
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>>13143158
That's not flannel, though, Twilight's clearly wearing a print.
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>>13143177
> CLEARLY wearing a print
Well, she might, but damn I love tartan too
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>>13143151
And there goes my afternoon
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>>13143174
I end up spending too much time reading pages on that site.
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>>13143144
What was Dash even doing there... that's not how you tell stories
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>>13143159
>>13143168
You must forgive him. He doesnt know much about moving.
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>>13143171
I ... well.

The creepiest thing is I'm pretty certain if you weren't a total jackass creeplord she'd be okay dating someone early-20's at 17/18, but then Little Bro Dipper would hate you forever.
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>>13143206
>What was Dash even doing there

Butts of course.
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>>13143012
Sort of, yes. But that doesn't mean you are required to nor that your life won't have meaning if you don't reproduce.
>>13143069
That wasn't me.
>>13143028
I don't understand what you are getting at.
>>13143044
>>13143076
>>13143089
>>13143063
>>13143072
I'm not saying that a creative person can't have sex or children, just saying you don't need those things to be creative. Also that the "cocoon-mode nosex you'll be a fucking genius" isn't true. I'm just asking "what if you had more control over your urges" type of thing.
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>>13143206
She was pretending that she is a log hoping that they sit on her
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>>13143202
>>13143188

Fuck, I'm sorry. Just close the tab when you're done reading, right? Ha. Ha.
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>>13143224
The only 'control' you can really wrangle is how much time it takes up in your daily life, but that's avoiding disruption of every other sphere of your life than "WHAT IF YOU COULD TELL BONER TO STOP."

No, man, no, you really can't tell your boner to stop. If you're past 13 you know when it's appropriate to act on urges and that's about as well as you can do.
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>>13143224
It may be worth a try. it's not like I actively try to get laid anyway.
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>>13143209
I'm an expert, clearly arms just get in the fucking way when running at high speeds.
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>>13143128
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>>13143232
>Just close the tab when you're done reading
I'LL NEVER BE DONE ANON

YOU'VE DAMNED ME TO THIS HELL
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>>13143252
*moreover "WHAT IF," that is.

Boner does more or less what it wants, unless you're taking hormone disruptors which is kind of like putting out a candle with a firehose.
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>>13143259
Depends.
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>>13143232
my sisters cat does this face whenever you talk to her. It's condescending.
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>>13142882
WHY THE HELL WOULD ANON DO THAT? I WOULD NOT DO THAT AT ALL IF SHE EXIST!
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>>13143224
> you don't need it to be creative
> but what if you were MORE CREATIVE WITHOUT IT

Maybe the thesis should be "your creativity and your sex life have almost nothing to do with each other, unless you're working some sort of ritualistic sex magic" but I see you're clearly too invested in what will be the next tulpa movement to see it.
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>>13143277
She thinks she is better than you
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Can someone pos the imgur link to the sexy caterpillar?
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WHAT'S WITH THE LIQUID
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>>13143278
With limitations I probably would. There's no easier way of introducing the world to someone who doesn't know anything about it and is a big talking horse than using the Internet.
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>>13143301
MILK
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>>13143286
NOW GET OUT THERE AND SHOW YOUR SISTER'S CAT HOW A REAL MAN PREPARES FROZEN DAIRY TREATS!
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>>13143316
what does it do?
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>>13143286
yea, i know her type in a person. She's just insecure
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>>13143324
Cats.
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>>13143333
How do I acquire more milk?
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>>13143284
I don't think anyone would have the willpower to give up fapping, tulpas only require a couple thousand hours, you can fap all you want otherwise. Better yet, any half-assed tulpa can actually help in various ways.
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>>13143301
You need a solid.
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>>13143284
The way I understand it, time you spend trying to get laid or fapping can get in the way of improving your creativity or using it. But that's probably in extreme cases (addiction to sex or to internet).
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pony is embarrassed of her fully erect 3 foot marecock
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>>13143308
Then I would at least show her the laptop and show her some video of interest. If she wants to trot to a park, I would shut down that laptop and go with her!
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>>13143316
and rectangles!
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>>13143343
Tulpas require nothing, they don't exist.
Get that obnoxious shit away.
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>>13143314
Ultimate Mysterio?
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>>13143362
GEE IT SURE IS NICE THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO VERIFY IT FOR YOURSELF AND ARRIVE AT THAT CONCLUSION
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>>13143347
Extreme creatives wind up obsessing about a project so much they almost have sex by accident (no rape jokes, please). Moderate creatives treat it as a day job and do off-hours dating or bar-crawling. See: Steve Martin, to some extent Pollock.

It's pretty rare to have someone 'creative' who gets totally sucked into sex and dating in a way that interrupts their creative output. Maybe drugs - maybe - but for the most part anything that would screw over a normal salaryman ends up being syncrestic or inspirational to the heroin-laced artist.
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>>13143348
http://i.imgur.com/5o2oAVg.png
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>>13143379
I'm glad you have a peer-reviewed and scientifically verified paper on the subject.
You might try schizophrenia, that's what it falls under.
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>>13143343
> man, it'll sure take a lot of willpower to stop fapping!
> I've got to prove my willpower by not fapping!
> Here I go, proving I'm the master of my fate by not fapping!

Not fapping only requires you not self-pleasure, probably transferring it into a greater desire for partnered sex. Finishing a project or accomplishing something in your career suggests far greater willpower.

How interesting that people with earnest careers tend not to focus what willpower they have on not fapping.
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why do they look cuter than normal with big vacant stares?
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>>13143408
Someone is missing in that image.
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>>13143408
They just do.
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>>13143408
Because confusion is cute.
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>>13143353
I love that artist's pones
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>>13143403
I don't understand when people say "the little voice in my head says this is a bad idea." I don't mean people with a schizoaffective disorder, I mean people referring to their conscience.

I never have a voice in my head other than when something REALLY bad is happening, and then it's like a second internal voice of mine yelping NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>13143422
>>13143428
>>13143430
no, stop! It's a rhetorical question! nobody answer!
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>>13143444
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0zConOPZ8Y
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The creator behind the series of books including "Crystal Heart Spell" and "Rockin' Ponypalooza Party" has announced a simple little contest over on her Twitter page. All you need to do is depict a scene from one of those two books and tweet it at her. The winners will receive A SIGNED SET OF BOTH OF THE BOOK!!!!


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bc5d608bef94238ef4b95625f79b4c8/tumblr_ms7gxjsyCC1r3enmgo2_1280.png

U
N
F
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>>13143408
> Dash is trying to figure out what the hell you have taped to your dick
> no one in Equestria has head of foreskin restoration
> it just looks like you're sounding, which incidentally is far more common
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>>13143436
That's just an expression.
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>>13143444
Oh, that's right, he came back from the woods.
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>>13143436
The conscience is less a voice than it is an anthropomorphism of our base desire to do right by others.
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>>13143462
It's fucking shit
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>>13143451
I can't wait for the screencaps of pure autism.
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>>13143403
>all theories are dead wrong by default until proven through extensive study
If you only said that tulpafags are retarded I wouldn't have said a thing. But you have to be a smartass armchair scientist.
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This took me forever.
http://i.imgur.com/HatOyla.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5NeMs4i.jpg
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>>13143451
PFFFFHAHAH
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>>13143464
> just an expression
No, I've heard people actually refer to a spoken voice in their head - just one in cases of stress or a moral choice.

I think most people think of schizophrenics as having more than one, or a voice that's around ALL the time.
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>>13143462
It's ugly
Like your mom.
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>>13143462
sorry rei, i just dont think you're making it with this anthro style
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>>13143462
Is that Rei?
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>>13143490
Oooh boy this won't help me being creative. I'll be in my bunk.
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>>13143451
What's the joke?
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>>13143451
whoever made this probably already won
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>>13143484
Thanks I will, the earth was flat too.
At least until it was observed that it wasn't.
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>>13143484
Not the guy, but

It's simpler to believe someone is cultivating a delusion than some sort of 'personality matrix.'

But yeah it's probably more accurate to say that building a tulpa is just pissing into a bucket of crazy.
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>>13143490
I like the lace pattern on the underwear.
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>>13143496
Schizophrenic=hearing voices in your head is a stereotype, too.
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>>13143527
He's probably suggesting that the prize is something nobody should actually want
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>>13143436
If you're trying to tie that in with tulpas, the two have nothing to do with each other most of the time, see >>13143464
>>13143496
Entering bullshit mode, it could be a lot of things, something you imagine to help you make a decision because you subconsciously know that you need to be reassured about a thing.
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Whats your favorite idea?
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>>13143528
This could be pretty cute but fuck man, Cadance's face.
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>>13143535
Well that's odd, considering every last schizophrenic I've worked with had auditory hallucinations of voices.

Maybe it's just specific to this area.
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>>13143535
auditory hallucinations are very much related to schizophrenia though
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>>13143490
>tfw no commissions
I got so jelly when I saw that
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>>13143535
See how inacurate stereotypes can effect society's perspectives of real world issues?
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>>13143542
> it could be a lot of things
Like something people experience as an actual voice in their head?

What, I'm supposed to not take them at their word but totally believe someone has a little Pinkie squeaking behind their eyes?
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>>13143509
I don't normally do anthro, so it's understandable. I'm not really all that happy with it, either.
>>13143533
I was gonna just find a lace pattern and slap it the fuck on, but whenever I did, it looked horrible. So I just fucking ended up hand-drawing the lace.
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>>13143490
>>13143462
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8728e0a46e15be2bfae7012ec70018fa/tumblr_ms7flatHkF1r2u7p0o1_1280.png
I understand. Human body parts are hard to draw.
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>>13143575
> tulpas are a real world issue
No.
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Would you smell pony's used pantsu?

How much would you pay?
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>>13143583
The lace is pretty nice.
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>>13143591
I meant Schizophrenia u jakass.
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>>13143610
Sorry, did you stutter?
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>>13143592
Yes

>implying I'd pay
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>>13143562
>>13143561
>>13143575
No, wait, I'm an ass. It was "schizophrenia=split personalities". Sorry.
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>>13143583
It came out well. Followed the contours of the body nicely.
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>>13143252
>>13143266
>>13143284
I'm just saying that if a person wanted to maximize their productivity, then getting something as useless as masturbation out of the way can do it. Yes it is an extreme and idealized scenario that doesn't take into account everything else in life, but a person shouldn't judge themselves so harshly based on how sexually active they are or how many children they make. Life is a lot bigger.
>>13143347
>>13143381
>>13143407
Addiction is whenever something is causing you to sacrifice so much that it's detrimental to your life. When you would rather throw away reality for some sort of fantasy. If a person chooses something to do with their life and can accomplish that without self-interference, then it can qualify as having willpower.

I don't think I explained myself correctly. A person should have control over their life. Sometimes there are urges, whether they be sexual or not, than can control the person. If a person wants to be creative but their desire to fuck is so strong that it interferes, then that person can figure out ways to lessen the desire.
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>>13143592
>not smelling them when they are still on the pony
>not being forced to smell them when they are still on the pony
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>>13143579
>Like something people experience as an actual voice in their head?
Well since that IS a scientifically proven thing to exist, it's not farfetched at all. If someone hears voices in their heads, it could easily be mental sickness too, or a tulpa, regardless of how you describe one, since if you don't think there's any merit to them being a separate consciousness, then tulpas are very advanced self-delusions. Both result in a voice in your head speaking to you that appears exactly or almost exactly like a different person talking to you.
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>>13143400
That is fucking hot.
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>>13143636
I agree. I think I had understood.
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>>13143639
>pony
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>>13143640
Tulpas don't exist.
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>>13143636
Sometimes the urge to eat can control a person and disrupt their creativity.
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>>13143662
Then it's great that my post didn't rely on their existence.
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>>13143574
sorry :<
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Anyone want a stream? I swiped the season 1 dvd and some of them have audio commentary.
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>>13143658
Yes, pony, haven't you been following along?

Please, Anonymous, reading comprehension.
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>>13143640
I've had Pinkie Pie talk to me before in my head. It was strange, like she knew everything about my life and tried to help me out since I was down. I'm not crazy though
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>>13143662
I'm sorry /v/, "no fuck you" isn't an argument.
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>>13143583
I like it. The proportions are good for humanoid. I'm not disgusted by it like most anthro. I might even be a little bit aroused.
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>>13143683
Did it just appear or you followed some tulpa making guides? Disregard >>13143662, he's just arguing for the sake of arguing.
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>>13143674
It's fine, I just gave up all hope of ever being a good and/or popular artist ever.
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>>13143700
Just appeared in my head. No tulpa. Just her voice and personality
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>>13143636
> removing masturbation 'maximizes productivity'
Thing is, your productivity has less to do with the footprint of your time engaged in a specific activity and more to do with how well you support the one activity you really, really like. Just spending 24/7 burning away at a creative project like painting is more likely to burn you out and dull what inspiration or novelty you have. Going outside for an hour or so a day, getting dinner, getting a little exercise helps keep your body and mind engaged well enough to perform 'productively' (get more done, get quality work done.)

All told masturbation might take, what, 30 minutes of your day every other day? Why not just do it before bed instead of pretending those 30 minutes BELONG TO a creative writing assignment or finishing TPS reports?
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>>13143551
Existentialism.
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>>13143708
Where Celestia's cutie mark?
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>>13143708
>the princesses will never break their legs for you just so they can show off their panties to you in erotic positions
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>>13143539
>He's probably suggesting
>suggesting
Are you serious, nigger.
>giving even a slightest doubt
like... really?
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/r/'ing AJ is socks.
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>>13143690
> if I believe they exist, they exist!
Imaginary friends don't exist. You think it's surprising that Mr. Fluffers, your best bunny-bunny pal, can't work at Best Buy? Fucker has no body. He has no educational experience.
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>>13143705
You were already pretty good before I lost contact. Becoming popular is just a matter of schmoozing up to the right people and getting the right reblogs.
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>>13143726
She accidentally pulled the genital obscuring up too far and disguised her cutie mark, too.
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>>13143713
This, for fuck's sake.

"Maximum productivity" doesn't mean "throw everything at x."
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>>13143705
You have to go through a phase of depression first before becoming popular
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>>13143711
That's interesting. Tulpafags sometimes claimed things like that, but I didn't usually give it much merit. Who knows, maybe it was some sort of self-defense mechanism. Brains are odd.
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wingboner 20% cooler brohoof in 10 seconds flat
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I've had a breakthrough. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. I'm gonna call it Howard's Note.
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>>13143665
Are you trying to imply that my idea is completely retarded because ignoring a natural urge of any type will kill a person in some manner, be it physically, socially, or mentally? If so, you need to say so rather than be passive aggressive about it, please. There are people who have healthy sex lives and are productive and people who aren't productive, there are people with no sex lives that are productive and people who aren't. I'm not saying having no carnal desire will turn you into a creation guru, but that having it define who you are and get in the way of your life is a bad thing.
>>13143713
>>13143754
Like with anything, moderation is required for a healthy and balanced life. I was using it as an EXTREME example, to simply the idea I was trying to get across. Which is to not let something that is voluntary control your life.
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>>13143741
That will be two dollars
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Would you click a cookie pone?
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>>13143825
Fuck I meant to say in socks, oh well. I bet bread won't mind.
Thanks.
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>>13143828
>marker's boop game
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>>13143683
Sounds like there is a hole in your life and your subconsciousness is filling it in for you.
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>>13143824
why didnt you just ignore the guy
cant you control your defensive impulses?
you could probably be a lot more productive if you did
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>>13143813
dude what
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>>13143846
Hole? What do you mean by that
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What is the most comfy thing you would like to do with pone mlpg
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>>13143857
Do you feel like there is something missing in your life?
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>>13143853

Do not question him

Clearly he is on to something amazing
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>>13143658
facetrixie is my fetish
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>>13143770
I've been diagnosed with depression for 6-5 months now, does that count?
>>13143745
I suppose, but I just can't go around asking people to reblog my shit.
Except the commission post maybe, but mostly no one except my friends cared.
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>>13143851
Because I like discussion and I'm okay with not being right.
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>>13143824
I've known actual chronic masturbators who probably need to tone that shit down just to get through a normal day, but for almost everyone there's no discernible difference in productivity between masturbating or not masturbating, or even dating or not dating.

That being said as 4chan peeps I imagine almost all of us have time management problems out the ass, so something as 'self-indulgent' as masturbation seems like the first thing to go. My guess is most of us would benefit from limiting screen time and seeing the fucking Sun once in a while.
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>>13143859
Cuddle, wrapped in her glorious long mane.
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>>13143859
Snuggle while it's rainy outside.
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>>13143853
>>13143868
I'll tell you how it works, right?
I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right?
And then I pump it all out through this shoe, to give it that oaky timbre.
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>>13143859
Just a simple cuddle
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>>13143859
cuddle
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>>13143172
Hey goat train
who's your favourite pony?
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>>13143859
crawl inside of it
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>>13143883
>>13143895
>>13143898
>>13143901
WRONG!

It's pool party time!
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>>13143859
Wrap ourselves in blankets while it really cold outside and cuddle
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>>13143859
Kiss her gently while hilted deep inside her. That's the comfiest.
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>>13143897
Technically the scale we have now doesn't take into account every single possible pitch. It just makes it easy to play with patterns.
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>>13143921
I can't swim.
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>>13143921
That's not comfy... that's not comfy at all!
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>>13143862
Happiness
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>>13143921
Nigga I can't swim
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>>13143921
Celestia, please. You need a rest.
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>>13143451
I could do that, sure. What are those books about again?
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>>13143938
Do you feel like no matter what you will do you will never have it and reality will never allow you to have it but want it more than anything in the world?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaVmKezs_4w

vv
v
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaVmKezs_4whttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaVmKezs_4w
vv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaVmKezs_4w
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>>13143932
It takes all the pitches into account in the same way out system of mathematics takes all numbers into account, by laying out a set of rules. Music is a base 7 system.
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>>13143933
>>13143937
>>13143939
Oh, pshaw, you'll be comfy before you know it!

>>13143941
I'm a princess, I know what I need!
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>>13143975
Other than the slight issues with choreography and some lacking animation, it's pretty good 8/10 would remake Jet Set Radio with
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>>13143975
>made for BUCK's film contest
>it got cancelled
well done convention organizers
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>>13143921
I would do anything Celestia suggests
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>>13143964
Crystal Heart Spell: Twilight is feeling bad about being a princess, Cadance tells her about her past (she was a pegasus and loved an evil enchantress and that made her teleport to the matrix room where celestia made her an alicorn), and gives her the amulet from the evil enchantress and tells her to think good thoughts and it will help her be a princess but Twilight thinks bad thoughts and goes with Gilda and Trixie and ignores her friends until Cadance tells her she's dumb and then Twilight gets better and learns how to be a princess.

Haven't read the Pinkie book but apparently because of the Crystal Empire Pinkie's family rocks aren't selling well and her family comes to her and treats her like shit because they just want to use her to get to Princess Twilight to fix things for them.
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>>13143982
But mathematics system accounts for an infinite number of divisions between each integer. Halfway between 3 and 4 is 3.5, but there's no way to express halfway between c and d.
Is halfway between c and d even a thing you can do? I don't know music or sounds in the slightest.
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>>13144024
probably not enough con-goers who could make any films worth something.
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>>13143966
No, it's not a matter of am I able to obtain, but more, "Do I deserve it?". My self image and self worth has been extremely low this past month and my thoughts only seem to exacerbate the effect. I can't even have a normal social experience without even thinking how idiotic something I said and putting myself down. It's been getting progressively worse, and I fear if I don't seek help, I'll make a decision I'll regret.
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>>13144061
C# or Db
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>>13143964
Please don't do retarded shit. Book is just a fanon shit that was approved by Hasbro and it not worth your time.
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I think that you're rather unique
Perhaps you're something new
And if you'd like to oblige
I'd like to get to know you
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>>13144078
Better example is between B and C and E and F. There is no such note as B#, B# is just C. Cb is just B.
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>>13144064
>>13144024
There was a film contest last year and I can tell you it was pretty shit and full of WMM-tier stuff so that's probably why it got cut
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>>13143964
Other Anon did a good summary, but they're both up on Yayponies if you want to read them yourself to find a scene.
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>>13144128
WMM?
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>>13144141
windows movie maker
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>>13144128
WMM?
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>>13144141
Windows Movie Maker
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>>13144024
>BUCK's film
Uh
Is that what it sounds like?
men being mounted by manlier men?
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>you will never be a professional fapfic writer
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>>13144202
What the fuck, mods? It was pony related.
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>>13144204
Film contest, not film.
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>>13144220
Shhh
Don't anger the janitor
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>>13144211
... Sad thing is that's totally better than Danielle Steele.
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I wonder what the ponies do behind the scenes
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>>13144250
have sex with their boyfriends
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>>13144092
I don't have time to read anyways, I just figure that I might be able to do something neat and also maybe get something for a younger sibling.

>>13144051
that doesn't sound so bad.
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>>13144250
Lots of sex.
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>>13144211
I think some of our fapfic writers write better than that, heck even our greentext writers can write better than that
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>>13144250
Masturbate furiously
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>>13144258
well they are pretty famous
they probably do all have offset boyfriends
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>>13144282
Rainbow Dash doesn't. She is a pure maiden
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>>13144289
yeah that's the excuse she uses
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reminder mlpg is cancer killing /mlp/
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>>13144289
you should ask Xieril about that
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>>13144299
Reminder that you're a fuckwit and no one loves you
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There's a 95% chance Fluttershy will marry her first boyfriend and there's a 100% cahnce that it won't be you.
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>>13144299
You can't kill something that was never alive.
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>>13144072
Sounds like self-hatred. Now here's the thing, how do you define "deserve"? If you are comparing yourself against an impossible standard, one that nobody can do or when you reach it you just move the goalpost, then you are comparing yourself to a fantasy. Every time a person cannot get their fantasy, or has the one they are living in shifted, this causes suffering. What is happening (from my personal idea) is this inability to obtain your own self love is making you feel bad so you punish yourself even more so. It's a bad self destructive spiraling. You need to work on your perspective on reality and your place in it because the one you have now obviously isn't working and can lead to self destruction.

Even though the idea is simple, it doesn't mean it's easy. I'll tell you that I'm currently working on the same problem. After I realized how I am hurting myself I am now studying various meta ideas. It might not be the best for you, but it's just my experience.
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>>13144299
Can cancer get cancer?
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>>13144272
It's supposed to be a joke.

Of course it's not serious writing.
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>>13144268
what is nathans tumblr
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>>13144319
She probably married him because she got pregnant
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>>13144319
There's a 98% chance that Fluttershy's first boyfriend will be the first guy who rapes her.
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>>13144338
http://askpagemaster.tumblr.com/post/59517321311/trying-to-see-if-i-can-do-this-whole-facial-hair
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>>13144319
Well, that's because she'll pounce him during her very first ovulation

You can guess how that will turn out

Healthy happy twins.
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turns out you were pony's offset boyfriend
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Buy some apples.
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>>13144370
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>>13144332
http://www.deneshadiamond.com/
This is some Poe's law shit right here.
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Who the hell is this "pony" bitch
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>>13144389
No thanks, I already have a bag full of pears.
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>>13144370
that is worse that i thought. its almost as if he is growing it ironically as a fedoratheist joke.
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>>13144402
Whichever one you want.
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>>13144319
>>13144384
sweet
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>>13144418
Dotkwa will you invite us to the wedding
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>>13144289
She doesnt have A boyfriend.
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>people who think a man should never have facial hair
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>>13144422
yeah
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>>13144326
I see. Thanks.
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Total slave!
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>>13144425
They might be, but the new keyboard layout is fucking awful and the screens have been terrible across the board.
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>>13144437
Some people shouldn't grow facial hair
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>>13144437
>disliking facial hair on men

People like that exist?
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>>13144425
Twily pls
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>>13144425
i threw up in my mouth, but it was probably just a coincidence.
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>>13144443
Hooray
I want to catch the bouquet
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>13144299
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>>13144460
BACK THE FUCK OFF?
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>>13144437
Only if they have the kinda face that it works for
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>>13144425
I dont get it
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>>13144447
I hope that helps somewhat. I know what it's like to have a problem and it seems like you can't find any answers nor that anybody will listen.
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>>13144476
7
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>>13144476
Too many
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>>13144476
I have made it so that there are no more real Pinkie Pies in the world.
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>>13144476
none of them
they killed me
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>>13144460
According to some recent studies they're in the minority. Heavy stubble is supposedly the hottest option.
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>>13144478
>filename
FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT HOW THE LINE GOES

"No. I am your father."

AND THAT'S IT
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>>13144451
i actually prefer the look of donkey cocks and better quality donkey videos are easier to find. the only problem is the donkeys are so ugly.

pros of a donkey dick:
uniform color
larger dick to body ratio
the head of the dick is smoother and better looking than horse
>>
Give her
The derp
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>>13144505
>image
That doesn't even make any sense
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>>13144498
>Pinkie Pie "kills" you
>this means you have to lie down on the waterbed while she tosses pillows on you and then jumps on top
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>>13144486
Look at the wallpaper
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>>13144507
> uniform color

What plebbery
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>>13144518
What? Its just a close up of some flowers.
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>>13144551
You're messing with me
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>>13144559
not gonna lie, I would tug on those things
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>>13144559
>dead
What
>>
your least favorite main-6 pony has confessed her love for you

what do?
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What are the rules for ponies having beards?
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>>13144610
Only acceptable if they are classical unicorns
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>>13144610
we need more traditional unicorns
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>>13144621
addendum:
Or starswirl the bearded
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>>13144609
sorry, fluttershy. ain't happening.
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>>13144609
do other ponies exist or is she the only one
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>>13144610
I would only accept this if the beard is on a pastel goat.
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>>13144573
Whatever
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>>13144630
I like to think Starswirl was a traditional unicorn with the beard. Of course ponies with human-like facial hair is cannon and I think it looks dumb.
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>>13144642
No one exists
Only pony
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>>13144609
I would give it a try. Maybe we'd click better than I presume.
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>>13144626
But they're goats
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>>13144626
They are incorrect.
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>>13144642
other ponies exist, but their feelings for you are unknown
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>>13144610
Oh Jesus
It's like she has a long fetlock to run my fingers through, all down her slender neck.
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>>13144609
Take her out on a date and see where it goes
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>>13144651
>implying that they don't tape or paint it on as a fashion statement
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>>13144610
Beards are shit. Unshorn fetlocks are much better
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>>13144663
then i guess i would say sorry AJ i want to bang your frens more than you

no hard feelings right?
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>>13144665
She visibly shudders when you stroke her beard.
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>>13144673
pony butt
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why ponk so shit
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>>13144700
In disgust?

That is my fetish
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>>13144694
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>>13144707
Because she likes to be random without context.
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>>13144707
Because she doesn't know how to scrub her ass.
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>>13144710
you can pretend it's disgust
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>>13144673
silly pony, you don't have an ass. You have a rump.
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>>13144729
Not the guy. It's not my fetish.

I'm hoping it's raunch novelty and her finger fetish kicking in.
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>>13144707
too much donkey cock.
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>>13144733
>bonbon's donkey houseservant
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Would you ponk a Ponk ponking a Ponk?
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>>13144759
>houseservant
so i see he isn't a -total- slave
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thought i was in /b/ for a minute there
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ds8sdgTalo
v
vv

vhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ds8sdgTalohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ds8sdgTalo
bvv
v
!!!
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Derpy is incapable of living on her own.
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>>13144796
That is a sharp blade or she has a wicked swing
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>>13144772
Is she trying to catch her?
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>>13144786
Eh... Voice is too generic. Who sings this?
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>>13144801
Pankity is such a nice horse.
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So are orgies at cons normal?
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>>13144796
Let's discuss what sort of situation she get into on daily basis.
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>>13144835
No
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>>13144836
sex
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>>13144830
No, it's all about dem balloons.
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>>13144836
>rape
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Mewball stram when
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>>13144866
Are you sure? Those ponies are cute.
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>>13144871
/)
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Aural sex with femsnails
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>>13144786
>you are just like me we are the same

maybe i dont understand this line because i didnt see the movie but how are we the same when you are half horse and have magical powers
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>>13144879
Why did I laugh at this?
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>>13144875
>dat boop
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>>13144889
Why did I laugh at this?
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>>13144786
I'll regret watching this
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>>13144875
I would catch a filly poni any day.
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You were just invited for supper with the apple family.

What do you bring?
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>>13144875
CUTE

IS THERE A RARITY OR CMC VERSION
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>>13144875
Pony with technicolor = cute
Human with human tones = normal
Human with technicolor = garbage and/or uncanny valley
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>hips
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>>13144886
>not fucking her ears

how can you say you love her if you won't fuck her mind
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>>13144910
An empty stomach and earplugs
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>>13144895
Why did I laugh at this?
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>>13144910
A knife and a pig.
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>>13144871
if you mean stramming IT Crowd, it won't be for awhile, but i'll try and do it earlier than yesterday

if you mean art then not right now
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>>13144910
Myself and an appetite.
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>>13144887
The movie's songs had the most generic lyrics you could possibly imagine, so in that regard it makes sense for this to be equally pointless and make no sense.
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>>13144925
Why did I laugh at this?
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>>13144869
Rape? No, dophin just wants some grilled cheese!
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>>13144917
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>>13144920
Please say you're joking.
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>>13143825
>it probably stinks too

unf
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>>13144946
Sweetie you are too young and have no hips.
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>tfw you know who you're talking to despite them being anon on MLPG
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>>13144786
>>13144905
It's shit
Additionally, water is actually wet. More at 11.
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>>13144947
This is MLPG

you shoudln't be suprised at such things, man
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>you will never cuddle your adorably chubby marshmallow pony waifu
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>>13144956
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What's one thing MLPG can't unf too

besides ross art
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>>13144963
Is it anon______________?
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>>13144956
> Every time she's transformed into a human she has DEM HIPS
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>>13144875
>mullet
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>>13144786
>sethisto youtube channel link
>you forced me to give money to sethisto against my will

i feel so dirty, i am pretty sure this is what rape feels like.
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>>13144869
She enjoyed it. Trust me, i'm an expert
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oppai loli sweetie belle with hips
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>>13144973
I'm not waiting that long. Give me your sister. Or your mom.
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>>13144977
plushies
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>>13144946
fuck off macfag
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>>13144993
I used to not know what those words meant.
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Sweetie can have her hips

Just give Rarity the fabulous belly she deserves.
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>>13144963
sometimes, anon. sometimes.
bet you woldn't be able to call me out
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>>13144977
NTR
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>>13144947
please don't say you are lazy
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>>13144977
sergals
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>>13144977
obese anthro rule63 porn of children
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>>13145015
>hoppip's lyra plushie
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>>13145007
>not waiting for sweetie to grow hips
it's like you don't even love her
>>13145017
/g/ pls, 4chanX allows you to change filenames on the fly
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>>13144993
and penis
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>>13144977
Monster girls.
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>>13144977
Cuckold and 'black on white breeding.'

Can't a man see a white bull once in a while?
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>>13144969
>you will never love her
>she will never love you
>you will never learn to trust each other
>you will never build a life together
>you will never learn her fetishes and desires
>she will never learn your fetishes and desires
>you will never have sweet loving sex
>she will never thank you afterward
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dont respond
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pony should pony pony
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>>13145046
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UPDATE!
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>>13145051
It does?

>not using a decent filesystem (not ntfs, fat, or hfs)
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>>13145073
I'm OKAY with cuck as long as it's EXPLICITLY CONSENSUAL

NTR is shit though
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oh shit im sorry
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>>13145081
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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>pony
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>>13145094
My sides just left orbit at the speed of light.
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>>13145045
Rediv loves that shit
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>>13145104
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DAKARA HIGH HIGH HIGH
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>>13145157
> not Rarity seeing there's a cider empire to take over and gold-dig until her new husband dies in a backwater, shot by hillbillies.
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>tfw philophilia, staunchly monogamous, but only 5" long

I WILL NEVER FIND HAPPINESS
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>>13145094
so THATS what that lyra plushie was used for
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Its hot here so I'm just on the computer chilling with my shirt off.

My dog comes in all of a sudden all happy and starts licking at my nipple before leaving.

What does it mean
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>>13145192
>not going "hai hai hai :3"
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>>13145134
;_;
look how cute she was
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>>13145217
Your dog has brain cancer.
I'm sorry.
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And why isn't this ship more prevalent?
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>>13145205
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*glorp* *glorp*
http://e621.net/post/show/292520/
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super speedy cider squeeze 6000
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>>13145258
Isn't it the most common ship around?
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>>13145258
Because shipping is fucking stupid
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>>13145258
Because it's terrible.
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>>13145259

I get it

because Mewball likes big ponies
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>>13145227
>implying the wings had any effect other than a positive one on her cuteness
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>>13145258
We're not brony enough for it.
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>>13145265
why are all black pony fans except for klondike so cool
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/3a036e4c876fc3806feb8d191aea140b/tumblr_ms5ij0fTks1s8ouhxo1_500.png

When you see it...
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>>13145282
he also likes loyro
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>>13145291
Probably because they come from middle to upper middle class families.
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>>13145291
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>>13145291
there's nobody black in that photo though
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>>13145291
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>>13145282
It's not that the ponies are big, it's Mewball that's small
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>>13145302
The Weegee face? Is there a pony?
?????
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Who is Ratchetness, and why should I care if he's a clopper?
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>>13145302
is that one of those twitch emoticons in the lower left
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>>13145326
>Is there a pony?
yes
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>>13145326
There's a pony to the left of his leg right above his right foot. It's next to a CDi face.
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>>13145302
Waluigi will get next year for sure!
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>>13145302
OH MY GOD
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>>13145362
WAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13145392
Not pony
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>>13145392
>that taskbar
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>>13145291
the vast majority of horses have black skin.
it's called empathy.
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>>13145392
did you accidentally post in the wrong thread?
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Pony is trying to twerk.
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Are there any Taokako ponifications?
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>>13145405
I would rather hang around her feeling uncomfortable and pent up and tempted but never actually have sex with her.

sex ruins everything
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>>13145392
That's not pony
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>>13145392
Draw bug horse at least. It's pony related
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>>13145392
>sketchbook pro
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>>13145414

yes, I meant to post on /H/ ... sorry.
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is it just me or is kraut's /art/ thread gone?
and he seemed to be doing so well
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>>13145443
>yes, I meant to post on /H/
>>13145392
>Good evening, MLPG
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>>13145469
He obviously meant Male, Lesbian Pegging Generla
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YOUR PONE'S GOT A LITTLE MACHINE
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>>13145496
>hey what time is it
>oh its- uhhhh
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>>13145427
If it exists, there's a pony version of it.
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>>13145496
That just ruins the one purpose of a clock
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>>13145509

it'd be 2 o'clock anon

can't you read a clock?
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>>13145515
SB pls

draw Femsnips bellybuttons
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it's happening!!!!
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>>13145525
>not pone a o'clock
can YOU read?
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>>13145525
The clock says ponies o'clock actually
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>>13145522
there are lots of novelty clocks like that

Most people can easily remember where the numbers on a clock go so reading one isn't a problem.
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>>13145544
this time
for real
happening!!!!!!!!
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Eh heh heh, what do you mean you don't want to kill me temporarily, cum inside my lifeless, dead body, then hopefully revive me with a spell I prepared?
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>>13145554
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13145534
i don't think that's him spamming her.
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>>13145534
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>>13145551
I know a few people who can't read an analog clock
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>>13145554
>filename

>>13145563
Still one of the stranger things mlpg has produced
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>>13145522
>>13145551
There are a lot of analog clocks that don't even have digits on their face.

The advantage of the analog system is that you can read it by positioning.
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>>13145563

I never said I didn't want to
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>>13145578
Then they're plebs and you should unfriend them.
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>>13145573
unf

that is a for sexual belly button

now draw your girthy dick snips fucking femsnips's bellybutton

DO IT

FOR THE JIGGLE
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>>13145578
this prospect terrifies me.
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>>13145554

Saine pls draw more mothpony

pls
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>>13145585
>Still one of the stranger things mlpg has produced

But what about zebra twins/femsnails aural creampie?
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>>13145618
that was simply hilarious and pretty much the logical conclusion of those two trends
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>>13145598
I'm not SB though
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kroEiX5tkE0
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>>13145625
fuck you don't get my hopes up like that
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>>13145618
>not Mrs Cake's tendrils
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>>13142845
OH
SO THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR
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>>13144127
In notation there are certain times you will see an Fb, Cb, B#, E#.
Certain arpeggios and chords are written that way to look nice on the staff.
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>>13145578
Teach your pleb friends how to then.
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>>13145650
>go to SBs tumblr to ask him embarrassing fetish question
>anon asks disabled

dang
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>>13145610
Some children nowadays don't know how to write a traditional letter
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What if worstpone
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>>13143121
damn, I didn't know goat was this lewd
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>Jesse sitting on the floor of his new house, calling somebody
>He hangs up to answer the door
>Talks to Saul
>Calls the person again after he leaves
>It's Jane's voicemail

Breaking B'awww
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>>13145689
Ross please

Ask for bellybutton sex anyway
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>>13145698
I'm so glad that show is ending.
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>>13145690
I'm going to admit it, I need to consult reference guides on correct structuring of formal documents.
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>>13145692
now dont be confused when i say twilight is the worst. i mean she is the worst of the main six which are all still superior to secondary characters which are all superior to background characters and all of this is still miles ahead of any OC.
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>>13145689
>not making a second tumblr account just for this purpose
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>>13145321
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>>13145698
God damnit still need to catch up, got to get my hands on S3.
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>>13145742
No thumbs, not ever.
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>>13145611
no saine, draw more asura with ponies.
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>>13145742
One of these days, Anonymous is going to drive Mewball too far.

We'll all know it's too late when we hear the last words before the death of the Earth.

"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."
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>>13145773
but today is not that day


i'll take a request, mlpg
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>>13145290
We were, once. it was probably one of the most popular ships here last hiatus. It pretty much died once TAW left.
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>>13145815
Cheerilee's big maroon butt.
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God damn does she look cute in a hat
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Fuck drawing Taokaka's ass

give me a pony to scribble
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This is the greatest thing since sliced bread
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>>13145815
Cheerilee being the victim of a sloppy tackle hug from the goopony CMC
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>>13145830
Nurse Sweetheart
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>>13145815
Sweetie Belle eating way too much ice cream, getting a drunken sensation.

That's the hallmark of a good milkshake.
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>>13145824
Because amazing artists
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>>13145830
Minuette
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>>13145795
hiya sb,
do you know why kraut's /art/ thread is gone?
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>>13145824
>God damn does she look cute

I am in agreement.
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>>13145815
Pony finding creative ways to play difficult pieces on piano.
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>>13145852
I'm STILL not SB.
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>>13145742
Stop responding.
You love the attention.
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>>13145799
Orange you glad this post didnt get deleted?
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>>13145830

No, fuck you for giving up on Taokaka
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>>13145854
Favorite CMC
Cutest pony
Best pony
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>>13145852
it is gone?
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>>13145742

It looks like the gerbil from that one Courage episode
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>>13145854
Scootaloo didn't get enough attention in that comic, I felt like it was Apple Bloom starring SweetieBelle with scoots as a guest apperance
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>>13145897
i checked several times and couldn't find it, you try, maybe i'm just being dumb tonight
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Pony has rabies.
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>>13145898
quick, nobody point out that the pistols aren't revolvers!
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>>13145919
So just like the show?
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>>13145832
I really is. There seriously needs to be a pony version stat.
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>>13145945
>DT.png
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>>13145832
Flannel is pretty fucking hot.
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>>13145919
Scootaloo is a stupid bitch. The writers are more clueless with her than they are with AJ, and SiP ruined her character.
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>>13145919
Crippleorphan isn't very interesting and with S4 rolling around they might have been asked not to expand on her until after her episode.
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Evening.
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>>13145925
It doesn't show up in the board, but it's on the catalogue.
When browsing through the pages of the board there seem to be multiple duplicates of other threads.
Maybe the mods hat him and filtered the thread by default.
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>>13145960
Needs more tinfoil hat
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>>13145931

Have you given up on trying to make a point or something?
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>>13145960
SB how do I get such nice lines like yours
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