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First for X Ponies

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So would ya?

I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME

>>13137952
it's depicting the power struggles between the complex, almost irrational bourgeoisie and the stalwart, united proletariat

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Y'all are kinda cute

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>>13137973

Your favorite pony is a meemer

>>13137952
It's sex.

>>13137984
Honestly?
Like a runaway freight train.

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>>13137952
This should be a fun one

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>>13137992
THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU APPLEJACK

>>13137992
Yeah well you're pretty adorable.
How bout that.

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>>13138028
Kinda cute
Like how a burn victim is kinda cute

>>13138034
You know that she's doing her lying face from RoH there right?

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>>13138028
Its also why she'll never become an alicorn

>>13137984
>low hanging gut
>terrible boob to gut ratio

She'd have to work for it, but I know she wouldn't.

>>13138041
Hence my response.

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Why does she always get the most dialogue and the best poses?

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Seriously, am I going nuts or was this OC a pedo teacher?

Your favorite pony has been a changeling the whole time and your the first to find her out without her noticing.
The real [Insert pony here] has been dead for years now.

What do?

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>>13138040
And people wonder why Dash always says things like this

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>>13138065
Why do you think?

>>13138071
And then Dash gets her wings snapped from a lucky kick. Cocky bitch.

>>13138070
How do I know that there's been a real [Insert pony here] in the first place?

>>13138084
She said it all in her sleep or she thought you weren't home and said things. Use your imagination.

>>13138084
Because I'M THE REAL [insert pony here], ANONYMOUS.

>>13138084
How do you know that you are not a changeling that has been brainwashed to believe you're a normal person?

>>13138070
Well...I don't know. I mean I love her for who she is. If she's been a changeling from the start, you know from the NMM incident then I love the changeling. But I don't know how to handle it. Eventually I'll slip. I mean she's the real hero, she's the one that's the Element of generosity, she's the one that's friends with the other 5 but what about her family?

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>>13138065
I prefer DT, she gets more innuendo in her dialogue

>>13138108
Get back in your cage

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God morning best princess

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Daily reminder.

xxnumber1wonderboltsloverxx has joined the game

>>13138100
That's pretty much where I'm at too. Not sure how she'd react to me knowing though. Guess it would depend on why she's there and what her intent is.

>but what about her family
She stalked her long enough that she knew the dynamics inside and out so she could suck up maximum positive emotions. Anything impossible to know was found out through luck and good sleuthing.

>>13138070
I may have fallen in love with the changeling instead of the pony, if I haven't known the actual pony in the first place.

>>13138117
Shut up Ross
draw more tsuntsun

Remember Rainbow Dash's ball bouncing thing?
I thought that was the cutest thing.

Rainbow Dash is the cutest, most shippable pony

>>13138108
>Luna will never stay up and wait for you to wake up just to wish you a good morning

>>13138133
But you know how the ponies in Equestria feel about changelings, so how do you deal with that?
Do you ever reveal that you know at all?
What if you slip and say so and it turns out her intent is evil?

>>13138147
Don't respond to him

>>13138114

I just realized that you can't pick a favorite princess without people flipping out

>Celestia
BLAH BLAH BLAH TROLLESTIA BLAH BLAH BLAH MOLESTIA

>Luna
TYPICAL BRONAUTIST HOW CAN YOU LIKE A CHARACTER WITH NOW SCREENTIME

>Cadence
FUCKING PRETTY PINK HASBROC RUINED THE SHOW

>Twilight
SHOW DESTROYING FLAWLESS CUNT WE MISS TWILY

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>>13138134

What do you mean by tsun tsun? Like, Diamond playing hard to get or?

>>13138164
Fuck you

>>13138166
>not knowing what tsun tsun means

Stop bullshitting, Ross

>>13138129
Oh yeah her intent. Well really at this point I believe that she's a good changeling, just wanting to live as a pony because living as a changeling sucks.
The love she gets, while feeding her, isn't her main goal.

But I meant how her family would react. How would sweetie react? How would her mother and father react finding that their daughter has been dead for years and the last years of their life has been a charade?

And her friends? Okay Twilight, Fluttershy and Pinkie would probably understand, act a bit weird around her but still be friends. Dash and AJ? Yeah not a pretty sight.

And she'd be an outcast. Her dream to become a big fashion designer? Gone. At best, at fucking best she'd have Fancy's support since he's a bro and would judge the dresses not who made them but that's all.

I'd still provide more than enough love to feed her.

But all that love won't fill all that she'll lose.

>>13138154
I have forced Anonymous.

>>13138166
Indignant, angry, embarrassed, trying to conceal feelings behind her flustered reactions.
More tight clothes always helps.

>>13138156
I like all of them.

>>13138172

Just googled it. Why don't people just use English? There's an english equivalent for the word, anyway.

>>13138156
not really.
the only one here that gets you less hate is celestia

>>13138156
I think your favorite princess is the best princess

>>13138166
I do not like how her ass and belly look like she has an innertube around her waist.

>>13138194
Because weeaboos.

>>13138156
>Twilight used to be a pretty acceptable favorite pony
>then all that shit happened
I never asked for all this princess or EqG drama and change. I just wanted to like my favorite cute book pony in peace.

>>13138175
Exactly. All that conflict would be intense if anyone found out, so keeping it secret would be a top priority unless you wanted to try and bring a few ponies into the know to figure out if it could ever work.

>>13138152
To me, the you that is standing in front of me right now, is the only true (favorite pony).

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>>13138197

>>13138200

I don't like the drawing all that much, either. Struggled with it.

>>13138194
Because gigantic nerds and the fact that sometimes everything you want to say is in one word. Like schadenfreude.

>>13138216
That's right. The absolute best.

>commit tsundoku

>>13138211
That's acceptable.
Who's your favorite pony anon?

>>13138202
Well really the only one that could actually help is Twilight. The others not really. And Twilight is still a logical pony. Presenting all the facts would make her not try to kill my changeling waifu.

Thing is how to stop her freaking out till all the facts are shown. And the part where she kinda is shit at keeping secrets.

But here's the problem. There's no reason to tell anyone. The main thing is me being worried that I'll make a slip. And if I found out anyone could if she was careless like that.

Besides all the drama if everyone found out there's also this choice. Continue keeping it a secret and hope none of you make a mistake or try to integrate her in society slowly.

>>13138240
Rarity.

I came

>buying a third party 'ps3' controller
>not using a real ps3 controller

http://blog.hardcoregaming101.net/2011/08/ps3-sixaxis-on-x64-windows-pc.html

>>13138297
You can't purchase real ps3 gamepad. it comes with PS.

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>>13138258
Lets assume that for some reason there's a changeling scare that prompts Celestia and the other princesses to make random changeling sweeps, with Twilight presumably overseeing the Ponyville region, and you had to try and get her help.
How would you do it?

Because I don't think being blunt and up front with her would be a good idea, she may immediately spook and teleport away to get help, but you could potentially be short on time depending on how soon random is.

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>>13138304
Pone is vidya

>>13138314
Sparity a shit

>>13138304
Wonder if the guy that made that would change it to show the quint 9s if we got to play and beat them in the quarterfinals.

>>13138304
At least we're not posting photos of our terrible beards and entrancing eyes

>>13138317
Meemer

>>13138322
I'm sure I could change it on photoshop.

Give me a sec

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>>13138317
OTP

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>>13138317
You a shit.

>>13138308
Well of course I would talk with Rarity to see what the fuck do. Really the only way would be to spend a shit load of time with Twilight and indirectly aproach this situation. You know shit like "So Twilight, hypotethical speaking, what if a change ling is good?" or "what if one of your friends is one" and shit like that.
Another important objective would be to get Spike by my side. He'd be easy. I mean he loves Rarity. Even if she rejects him he'd still care about her.

Then really it all depends on how Twilight responds to those questions. If the answers are favorable then I'd just lure her and together with Spike and Rarity slowly reveal the truth.
If not? Kidnap her. Set a trap together with Spike and do whatever I can. Eventually after explaining to her everything release her. Then all depends on how Twilight reacts.
If all fails all I can do is hope that she reports directly to Celestia.

>>13137984
Yes
Yes
I want ross to draw more fat girls
less mime flatface sweetie more fat dt and fat ponk

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>>13138156
>
>>Celestia
>BLAH BLAH BLAH TROLLESTIA BLAH BLAH BLAH MOLESTIA
No one is like that in MLPG. Celestia is best princess only princess and therefore MLPG is best thread.

PRAISE THE SUN

>You come back to your room one day to find that pony is using your controller as a vibrator

Wat do?

beb

>>13138387
Tell her to put it down, and play Rez with me.

>>13138387
Here's a question for you faggots.
Who's Pony?
Which pony do you faggots imagine to be. Your waifu? Your favorite pony? Your least favorite pony? Generic McGenericson pony?

>>13138398
But it's all covered in sticky mare juice.

>>13138387
Plug in three more.

>>13138404
OC from deviantart

>>13138404
Marker, I always imagine Markerita when someone just says pony.

>>13138387
Put on Anal Sex the Game

>>13138387
I feel sorry for pony because my controller is old and dirty as fuck and that she's going to die of infection or some shit.

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>>13138387
Tell her to stop and clean off the controller.

It's just like that time where my pig wanted to eat my controller.

>>13138405
Then I would wipe it off and tell her to play Rez with me.

>>13138404
Ponka

>>13138416
Pony lusts for your boops.
Every day her hunger grows.

I had a dream I was Twilight and had sex with Mare do well

>>13138425
The disc is broken.

Your move.

>>13138432
I had a dream that I was a mare and had sex with the stallion version of the mane six

>>13138435
I'd find the fucker responsible, pony and I go on a hunt for their head.

>>13138431
Guh...nyahhh

>>13138354
>You know shit like "So Twilight, hypotethical speaking, what if a change ling is good?" or "what if one of your friends is one" and shit like that.
Pretty much what I thought too. If she responded favorably you could also perhaps appeal to her scientific curiosity by asking her what she'd be able to learn from having a friendly changeling if you could do it without setting off warnings in her head. She seems like the type that may bend the rules if it means the rare chance at learning a great deal about something.

>If all fails all I can do is hope that she reports directly to Celestia.
Then it would depend on how long she'll give you to present you're case, if she lets you at all, and the amount of changelings already found. Be difficult if there were lots of changelings being found out and they were all being blindly processed. Though being, or even formerly being, one of Twilight's close friends and an EoH may help out in that situation since the personal involvement and national defense implications would be large.

>>13138435
I put the broken parts in her marevagina. After a few seconds, I reach back and take out the miraculously mended disk.

>>13138440
It was pony who broke the disc, she was using is sex toy of some sorts.

>>13138387
unf
I'd finish her off
And make her lick it clean after

>>13138438
Was it Euphoric?

>>13138432
Today I had a dream about a bug that had two bodies, a larger one and a smaller one which it could remove from the bigger part and back again, like a passenger in a vehicle.

>>13138376
I always wonder if all the Lunafags just don't want to see the "hurr durr bronyprincess" spam or if we really barely have any of them.

Also, why do we have such a huge fucking amount of Celestiafags? She isn't even one of the main characters.

>>13138452
ew, well now it's all covered in wet horse slobber.

>you try to grab it only to slip out of your hand into the puddle of mare juice.

>>13138462
Pretty sure they aren't more than any other -fags, just louder.

>>13138462
They're just butthorut autists who are rightly so inferior feeling to the Solar Guard of MLPG.

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>>13138455
Yes

>>13138462
>Also, why do we have such a huge fucking amount of Celestiafags? She isn't even one of the main characters.

Because fetishfags
Because the other characters suck now

>>13138474
>Because fetishfags
Bunch of them seem to be vanilla as hell though.

>>13138463
Well she has to lick up the puddle too

>>13138478
>fucking your mother/sister
>vanilla

>>13138463
I for one would lick that mare juice off the floor if I had to.

>>13138478
Someone has to be best.

>>13138462
It's the latter of >>13138474
I used to be a twifag, but now she's shit and I don't like the others enough to call myself an x-fag, and then only Celestia remains since they haven't ruined her completely yet, although I'm sure they'll fix that in S4.

>>13138442
There's also the part where besides Twilight Celestia interacted the most with Rarity.
And we'll have a case since firstly she's, like you said, a goddamn EoH.

The hard part would be proving that she's been Rarity since before Nightmare Moon escaped. That she is the Element of Generosity.
They have memory spells so that part could actually be trivial.

And Celestia is wise. She thinks.She's smart. And doesn't panic to hell and back like Twilight. If she's the one that gets the final vote than she's safe. If Luna, Cadence and the rest of Rarity's friends also get vote?

Honestly I don't know. If we prove that she's the Rarity that Twilight knows we'd be safe. Celestia would be on our side since even if she's a changeling she proved her loyalty to Equestria, Twilight again would be on our side since she knows the Rarity that's here and not the Rarity that was replaced. Luna I don't know. Cadence would probably be also on her side since they probably became closer in Games Pony Play. The other 4? I have no idea.

>>13138488
Why do you watch the show if you hate it?

>>13138493
I don't hate it, it's fun. But they made Twilight bad enough to not call myself a twifag anymore.

>>13138478
So? They still have a raging hard on, and that's the only important thing worth mentioning in this case.

>>13138488
>I used to be a twifag, but now she's shit and I don't like the others enough to call myself an x-fag, and then only Celestia remains since they haven't ruined her completely yet, although I'm sure they'll fix that in S4.
>he actually believes this
S3 is barely canon.

>>13138497
You hate the characters on a character-based show

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>>13138479
The floor is now covered in horse slobber, you slip on flying you into the air. Your head hit the hard ground, you fall asleep...

Six years pass, you wake up in a hospital bed you've been in a coma. No-one's around.

You walk outside of your room to hear the moan of a man slumping towards you.

BBBBbbbrrrAAaaaiiiiiinnnNNNSSSS

>>13138503
MT pls
You're too far away to cuddle.

unf sugar unf

>>13138503
Maybe you could finally pay me for all the pics I've drawn so far, you pony jew

>>13138503
I want to see Marker pony dressed as Harley Quinn being lewd. Then my sexual fantasy would be complete for this month.

>>13138509
POOOOOOOONNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!

>>13138503
Marker pony is already a slut

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I'm glad my favorite character never got ruined by anyone.

>>13138502
I don't hate them and I never said I did. I stopped liking Twilight, and I like the rest of them, just not enough to call myself a fan of them. Celestia had little screentime so her character is mostly intact.

>>13138489
You know this would be such a cool quest.
First half is keeping the secret hidden, making Twilight choose other ponies for inspection besides your waifu and trying to make the other ponies more receptive to ideas such as good changelings.
Second part would be full Phoenix Wright with you defending your waifu in court in face of the princesses and her friends.

>>13138489
I'm pretty sure that if Celestia, Twilight, and Cadence were all okay with her and could vouch for her being safe then they'd adjust over time. Only bad thing would be the fact that her real identity would have a much higher chance of leaking to the public, but even then those three being able to vouch for her would make all but the most hardened ponies warm up to her eventually I think.

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>>13138521
Wasn't she bad in Pinkie's book? Also, Sweet and Elite wasn't that good. One of the more boring episodes until the main 6 show up.

>>13138526
" I don't like the others enough to call myself an x-fag, and then only Celestia remains since they haven't ruined her completely yet, although I'm sure they'll fix that in S4."

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>>13138520

>>13138521
She got ruined by the two dozen stallions lined up in her bedroom every night.

>>13138510
But anon....

>>13138531
Yeah, they haven't ruined her like they did with Twilight. And that's still not saying it anywhere that I hate them. Not liking something and hating something are very different.

>>13138529
>the books
>relevant in any way
In Twilight's book everyone but Rarity is full retard and Magic Duel never happened.
In Pinkie's book Pinkie breaks a Pinkie promise without giving a fuck later and everyone is retarded as fuck with maybe the exception of Twilight but barely.

You will never poni inside poni while she poni's your poni with her poni. And afterwards you will never pay her thirty bits and go home.

>>13138527
It probably would be. The scenario practically writes itself with all the the stuff around changelings we have and the implications something like that scenario would have. You could really pick any main 6 and it would be pretty easy to do.

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I'm glad my waifu only got better with time

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>>13138548

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>>13138529
I disagree with that last part.

>>13138539
Seriously, unless you're within 50 miles of northern Indiana it's not happening.

>>13138541
AKR considers Twilight's book canon.

>>13138559
Who cares? The show has the final say. And the show cancels everything in the book besides Cadence's origins.

>>13138559
AKR hasn't read it, nor has Meghan.

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>tfw really tired but don't want to go to bed
>tfw I want to stay up and talk to the internet about pony ass

>>13138568
hasbro have said that the cadence book is canon so no, it doesn't

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>>13138575
Which ponies ass do you want to talk about, Anon?

>>13138579
>things that conflict with the show in a shitty book are more canon than the show
That's wrong on just about every level

Non Faust = Non canon

>>13138579
Aha. The show makes the canon. So until they go back and completely edit Magic Duel or erase it among multiple other episodes it doesn't matter what they say.
Again the show makes the canon. That's the most basic rule.

Also no Hasbro never said that. Other writers? Sure. Hasbro? never said anything about something being canon

>>13138529
>Also, Sweet and Elite wasn't that good.
what an objectively bad opinion

>>13138593
Faustdrones pls

>>13138593
Pony == Canon
Faust != Pony
Faust != Canon
QED

Why even bother about what's "canon" and what's not

>>13138593
I wish I agreed with this, even though it'd make me a huge faggot.

>>13138584
Markerita's

>>13138605
What shit logic is this?
>bronies

>>13138606
because we still need to delude ourselves that fim hasn't gone down the path of typical girl cartoons and still cares about quality

>>13138606
At this point this is a valid complaint

>>13138606
because dumb bronies who eat hasbros shit still draw breath

>>13138606
>>13138622
Because it's fun

Stuff I think is a good idea = canon

Stuff I think is a bad idea = non canon

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Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight anon~

>>13138636
Things that actually conflict with the show are noncanon, that's not something to argue about. And things shown or said in the show are canon, with reasonable limits.

Kim Pine should wear her hair short more often.

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You know what's cannon?
the last episode you watched

Which one was it?

>>13138645
Show is canon
Tell is not canon
Tell of show is not canon
Show of show is canon

>>13138640
Ok
But only because my boyfriend is out of town

>>13138657
Games Ponies Play.

>>13138657
The crystal empire episodes

>>13138657
Sleepless in Ponyville

>>13138657
OaB nippon

Canon of all canons
SHOW
Canon as long as it doesn't contradict the show
Comics
Books
Word of God (writers, other show staff in that order)
Not Canon
Everything else

We should all watch an episode

>>13138657
>mfw the last episode I watched was the finale when it aired

>>13138657
Spike's Sexual Revolution

>>13138657
MMC
;_;

>>13138688
me too

Celestia episode

Written by Merriwether Williams

How do you react?

>>13138679
If that' then why some "canon" according to you episodes are good and some of them are bad?

>>13138708
Is it good?

>>13138708
But there are no more episodes, silly?

>>13138708

>>13138720

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i-in my p-pussy please...

>>13138717
Wat.
Dude all the episodes are canon no mater what.

>>13138717
What kind of fucking retarded argument is that?

>>13138708
"Celestia sure acts like an ass."

>>13138720
>meriwether
>good

>>13138728
But there are, silly?

>>13138737
except the wedding episodes

Marker Pony cameo apperance

in one the comics by cook and price

How do you react>

>>13138737
No, some of them are brony shit.pandering

>>13138740
unf

>>13138742
I thought FAD and WA were good.

>>13138708
Probably die from happiness before the episode even airs.

>>13138750
Guess I'd like it, have no reason not to

>>13138750
Pleased, and excited to see just how much shit this is going to stir up.

>>13138740
>>13138708
"In this episode we've replaced Princess Celestia with Emperor Palpatine. Let's see if they notice"

>>13138738
Shut up, brony. Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it's not smart.

>>13138750
Unsurprised, considering how many references they normally shit in.

>>13138735
>you'll never help fluttershy eject her eggs

>>13138771
>Episode is Luna following Celestia around and watching as she sets off each trap in turn
best

>implying anyone on the show or comic even remembers that MLPG exists
>implying anybody knows that klondike started gamer luna, molestia, gay fizzle and corey dragon
>implying you won't die alone

>>13138802
>implying Im not contemplating suicide this very moment
>implying I haven't abandoned all my mlpg friends
>implying im not breaking down and crying right now

>>13138813
>implying I'm not crying in empathy
>implying I'm not shoving a handgun against my temple
>implying typing with one hand is hard

>>13138802
>Implying I care

>>13138863
>iMac

>new update made my cursors do 28884.4 CPS
>that value will only rise
YES

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>Cant magic
>cant fly
>Mostly work like underclassed citizens (farming, manual labor)

Notice that all the high classed citizens are unicorns and they can receive better education, and law enforcement is composed of mostly unicorns and pegasi

Being earth pony must be suffering

>>13138909
Mayor Mare is a mudpony though

>>13138907
cursors are shit profit-wise compared to time machine

>>13138919
I feel like pretty much everything is shit compared to time machines.

>>13138916
Ponyville is primarily a mud pony made village

>>13138924
so sell everything and buy some more time machines

p-pony

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I want to stick my big dick inside your tight little butt, Anon-kun

>>13138919
Untill you see how expensive Time Machines are or at least become.

But it's still true for 90% of the game. That's because Time machines are retardedtly overpowered.

But I don't care right now. I have to make the numbers pretty.

>>13138916
>Mayor Mare is a mudpony though
and a Mayor of Backwater village

>tfw no stram

>>13138939
But Celestia, you are a mare, you don't have a dick.

>>13138967
What an unfortunate broach.

>>13138961
She has magic.
Penises made of magic
https://derpibooru.org/180608?scope=scpe79ad5e2ff4961a494b2c8501e9c5d7183771ac55

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>>13138961
I'm a magical goddess mare
You can't tell me what I do or don't have

>>13138977
... but just this one time and only because it's you.

>>13138977
>>13138961
These conversations just get stupider by the day

>>13138988
I think it's due to a lack of blood directed to the brain as a result of re-direction of blood to the penis.

I call it "Erectionaemia".

>>13138988
Iseewhatyoudidthere.gif

>>13138988
thank god for post hiding

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>>13138909
Didnt Hearth's Warming Eve say the three races came together to make Equestria?

Where did the Alicorns came in then?

they suddenly took over by being OP magical and shit and dominated all the 3 races and put the Unicorns in high classes and the mud ponies the low classes?

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Oh fuck mlpg I left my pad open, and my mother started using it. It was left on mlpg and she clicked an imagur link.

Oh fuck, they're now marking jokes behind my back, oh fuck.


I really beefed it hard this time.

>>13139036
Post the picture

>>13139025
HWE's story was a metaphor

>>13139025
RoH say that Celestia and Luna became leaders by stoning Discord
I guess they upgrade some ponies to Alicorn status sometimes.

but the Unicorns remain the high class no matter what. And it's funny. They just won everything
>Earthponies still need to make enough food for all of Equestria so most of them still need to be farmers no matter what
>Pegasuses still need to manage the weather, so no matter what a certain number of pegasuses need to manage the weather factory
>unicorns have no responsibilities anymore, they can do whatever they want
>out of all three methods of government the pony tribes have, the unicorn way is the one used
>The capital is a Unicorn city

>>13139036
Tell them we said hello

>>13139025
Alicorns weren't around back then. Those were the good times where everything was an ideal utopia

>>13139043
I don't know the link but she said it was two stallions fucking a girl pony. I think it was pegging.

I'M LAYING LOW REMOVING ALL EVIDENCE FROM EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING.

>>13139049
>RoH say that Celestia and Luna became leaders by stoning Discord
That was implied, but never stated directly. All that was said was that Discord ruled Equestria before Celestia and Luna, and they put him down using the Elements Of Harmony.

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>>13139046
The world needs more Zecora/Twilight
Specially if it's humanized like that.

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>>13139055
>she said it was two stallions fucking a girl pony. I think it was pegging.

>>13139049
>unicorns have no responsibilities anymore, they can do whatever they want
Read: Unicorns are useless

>>13139061
I know right
It'd be mega unf
>Interracial older lesbian with a young dorky girl
unf*10^6

>>13139068
THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANON, THEY THINK I WANT TO FUCK A PONY...which I do but I'd rather them not know about it.

>>13139061
The world needs much less Twilight in general.

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>>13139073
I don't think the world is ready for that much unf.

>>13139074
Link to that drawing?

Also this is hilarious anon. Do tell us how your next family reunion goes.

Using Magic as a power source for Pony Bots has had many odd effects, they each have free will and unique personalities. They're also able to eat, sleep, and procreate, even with organic ponies.

>>13139101
you just can't handle a real woman

>>13139074
Why didn't you just play it off cool? My mom saw one of the NSFW pictures from here when I forgot to lock my PC once, too.
I just said that the people in here are always goofing around and trying to gross each other out, I'm 99% sure she bought it.

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>>13139092
I think she closed it, I have no idea what the link was because she was the one who clicked it.

It's going to hell anon, family is terrible, just terrible.

>>13139111
Browser history you nignog

>>13139084
>lipstache

>>13139101
You can't sustainably generate Magic, also how would you store such a thing

>>13139107
I did say that, she's still joking about it though.

>>13139117
I fucking deleted my tablet history faster than you can say boop yourself.

>>13139131
Well Anon, you are officially fucked now.
Might as well go over to the next farm and shag a horse, your reputation is ruined anyway.

>>13139142
But I already live on a farm with ponies, which really doesn't make it look any better.

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Your dick is so cute, Anon

>>13139124
Why would I like a piece of paper?

>>13139147
This is just getting better and better.

>>13139131
You're lucky she's only laughing about it. Many people would have gotten angry or worse.

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>>13139148
That is not what I posted at all

I like it

>>13139152
NO IT'S NOT, they aren't even my ponies they're nextdoors kids ponies.

Oh fuck this sounds even worse now I'm thinking about it.

>>13139171
HAHAHAHA

>>13139159
>tfw I left my PC on one time and forgot about it
>dad checked something on google
>browser history also shows "rainbow dash"
>oh shit oh shit
>skype was open on the second screen and someone was talking about how he wants to fuck Rainbow Dash
He never ever mentioned it though.

>>13139171
When the police come take a picture with them for us.

>if a horsefucker is in that zone everyone will think it's you
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAh

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>>13139025
>>13139049
>>13139060
So pretty much Equestria origin as a country is:

>3 races coming together to create society with responsibilities for each race and equal rights
>Earth ponies being food producers and builders and stuff, Pegasi as controllers of weather, Unicorns for magic related labor
>Discord waltzes in and fucks shit up like a child playing god on steroids
>the alicorn sisters with their updated alicorn status uses OP magic gadgets and stones Discord
>The 3 races treat the sisters as their god and savior and makes the alicorn race as their leader
>For some reason magic using Unicorns become first classed citizens

didnt the comic say Luna became nightmare moon because of some nightmare magic stuff?

anyway

>Luna goes nightmare moon and Celestia zaps her to the moon, not releasing her from nightmare influence instead
>Celestia rules for 1000 years

etc.

I may be overthinking this

>>13139150
>2-dimentional, has got little to no depth to it, empty
Are you talking about chrysalis or the paper shes holding?

>>13139198
The paper.
At least you can fuck Chrysalis. All you'll get by rubbing your dick on a sheet of paper is dick papercuts.

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>>13139180
Fuck this I'm going to bed, hopefully when I wake up everyone will be either gone or asleep. Fuck everything man.

This is the biggest beef in my life ;_;

How come Applebloom's future self is in Apple Family Reunion?

>>13139160
>humanized Rarity

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>>13139191
Celestia couldn't release Luna from NMM's influence.
She'd eventually rebecame NMM if she didn't forgive Celestia. The EoH just weakened her

And yeah that's the basic timeline of eqeustria.

not really that hard to figure out

>>13139189
You know what you have to do, Anon. Find out where he lives and impregnate every horse in a 50 miles radius

>>13139220
Are your sure? I'm rewatching the episode now and I can't see it

>>13139245
Twilight was a crappy character in that episode.

>>13139259
>Twilight was a crappy character in Season 3

Fixed.

>>13139247
Already got the best people on the job.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

>>13139265
Do they also have a special horse fucker force?

>>13139307
>special horse fucker force
That reminds me, I learned today that there's a party in my country called MLPD

>>13139314
>you will never be arrested for ponying too hard

>>13139314
>Marxistisch-Leninistische Partei Deutschlands

Is 4chan fucking up for anyone else?

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>>13139340
Exactly

>>13139264
>Twilight was a crappy character in season 2, season 3 and Equestria Girls

Double fixed.