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Cute pairing edition!

last horse
>>13120249
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>>13125301
Anon x Big Sweetie Belle

GO
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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cute
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Mothpone x Rarity's dresses.
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>>13125335
IT CONTINUES
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>>13125345
> Pinkie loves nothing more than to wake up to the smell of Dash's morning dew
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Someone should make this but with Sweetie.
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>>13125335
Don't say big, say voluptuous or well-endowed. Big is the PC term for fat as hell.
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>>13125345
So did they fall asleep like that or did they just kind of end up like that during the night?
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>>13125358
>>13125335
Actually I vote for Anon x Big Sweetie x Leggy Applebloom. OT3 9-EVAR

>>13125352
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>>13125371
i don't blame her
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1

japonies in 10 minutes, but stram is FUBAR
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Everything You Love Will Be Ruined With The Passage Of Time General
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>>13125386
how about Thick?
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Well I found my waifu today anons, what have you done?

Best villain pony and sexiest.
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>>13125386
Zaftig, neumatic, percussive, worshipful, what have you
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>>13125373
I can't even handle my own personal problems, how am I going to help her with hers?
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>>13125413
He's mostly right. Thick can mean "really kind of cottage-cheese, usually with a thick fat-oval'ed face.
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>>13125423
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>>13125403
But that's honey
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Time for DEMOCRACY to choose best horse.

http://strawpoll.me/366200
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Underground-tier pairing, but I find it cute.

Their colors look nice together.
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Babylon Five Ponies feature much more engaging and realistic stories and characters than the much more popular Star Trek: The Next Generation Ponies.
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>>13125403
>your favorite pony will never wear an oven mitt for a hat and pretend to be a captain
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>>13125439
ah hell, we'll say voluptuous then. I think it's a better word anyway.
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>>13125416
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>>13125453
Who even is that
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>>13125301
New favorite Derpy ship
Even if it doesn't have that much content, it's still cute.
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>>13125423
THE BOOP IS YOURS AND EVERYTHING IN IT
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>>13125452
>no other option
You make me sick.
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>>13125169
Why does Anon sound like Mordecai?
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>>13125465
I saved both the thumbnail and the large version.

Your move anon.
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>>13125465
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>>13125434
You're always going to have personal problems. That's a fact of life.
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>>13125340
Everyone knows that.
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>>13125387
they just fell asleep like that

they may have gotten fucked up the night before

my little hangover
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>>13125387
Dash doesn't exactly sleep so much as move around on the bed while unconscious.
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>>13125340
BURN, HERETIC
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>>13125491
Because maybe Margaret would be hotter as a totally stacked hip-huggable ladu?
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>>13125403
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1iwPtdJHsw
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>>13125444
Maybe it's because I'm marathoning JoJo, but I want Ripple ponies and Pillar Horses.
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>>13125533
>tfw lolip is ded and hats us
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>>13125525
Did you follow the general about it? I tried but the quality felt lacking.
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>>13125479
I met an anon from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in /mlp/. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled scrunch, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:

“My name is My Little Pony General, Thread of Threads:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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>>13125462
It's also more sexy, just in the saying of it.
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>>13125532
I figured Dash might be a sleep flyer and just landed on Pinkie's face, but that's pretty great too
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>>13125571
It's a pitty.
I loved it when we hung out.
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/08/japanese-pony-merchandise-site-opens.html

Does this mean that mlp is selling in japan or is just normal procedure?
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I like Spike ships.

Spike ships are cute.
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>>13125468
Just a background pony from TLR. His official name is Comet Tail, and has his own blind bag.

People saw him close to Twilight and the ship sailed

That's how shipping works
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>>13125532
Is this a hint at Rose Tinted?!
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>>13125543
>watermarks
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>>13125578
It was too delicate a thing to trust on a board like this.
I enjoy the few GG pictures and that's a good place to leave it.
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>>13125604
Spike ships are cute until they turn into teenage pregnancy.
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>>13125604
>The CMC is preggers.
>Spike is the father.
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>>13125509
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>>13125600
Well, Japan is all about pastel colored what the fuck evers

It's possible it's just a store who started catering to the leetle girls and occasional terrible fuckhead
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>>13125391
How leggy?
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>>13125416
She seems fundamentally fun.
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>>13125629
And then they're fucking hot
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>>13125604
Yes they are.
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>>13125599
yeah.
he, LK and GG were the only artists in here i knew before MLP.
i can't remember if he actually posted here, but he did post on fimchan.
and that's ded too now.
fuck, how times change.
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>>13125649
Kicking farmer's daughter leggy.
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>>13125661
Sparity a shit.
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>>13125629
You seem to underestimate the hotness that is the CMC erotically laying eggs of half-horse half-pony hybrids
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>>13125651
What are you saying?

Are you coming onto my waifu?

Step off man she's MINE.
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>>13125578
>Expecting /mlp/ to tell good greentext stories.

Yeah...hate to stroke my own ego but we did a waaay better job.
Probably because we KNOW WHEN TO FUCKING STOP!
/mlp/? NOPE, WE GOTTA GRIND THIS SHIT INTO POWDER AND GRIND THAT SOME MORE!
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>>13124260
>Not sure if femsnails would honestly be lewd enough for that
yeah she's not really a very lewd pony that's for sure
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>>13125651
http://mlpg.co/dashie/
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What if pone was Mike Tyson?
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>>13125684
Shut up Nonymous
Your opinions are shit anyways
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>>13125698
Give her time.
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>>13125695
That's one of the things about MLPG. We hop topics so it doesn't wear out.
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>>13125695
>that feel when you will never
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>>13125706
>Cutie mark on his face.
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>>13125735
I want to doll up Butterfly against her will
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Adorable.
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>all this talk about slowly dying
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>>13125629
>two different species
>copulating
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>>13125379
how does Rarity explain to Sweetie Belle that she will have to be put into special classes?
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Is there such thing as a bread pony?

Like a pony made of bread, maybe even different types of bread, tiger bread pony, french bread pony etc.
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http://strawpoll.me/366229
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>>13125715
no see I was being sarcastic
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>>13125761
It was mostly me, and I kept doing it because it felt kind of funny.

We're staying strong and living life though
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>>13125764
I thought it was like a common lore thing that dragons can get anything pregnant
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>>13125764
Dragons can impregnate any species.
Go ask /tg/.
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>>13125764
>magic world
>forgetting that wizards have no sense of right and wrong
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>>13125698
I still think she should treat very basic things, like hand-holding tier basic, as the greatest thing ever

I still remember the whole doodlethign you had with Rose once - totally loved the nose-kiss concept for snails and I'd love to see it more often
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>>13125775
The fact she is scared of her own arousal is adorable.
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>>13125604
Do you like this?
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If a dragon can get anything pregnant.
Can anything get a dragon pregnant?
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>>13125703
Shit, we need a list of mlpg.co things like this. Isn't there one about EqG?
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>>13125775
GG, that's really not that lewd. I thought about doing twisted, awful things with fellow classmates by like grade nine. Like tie them up shibari style to the Presidential Fitness pull-up bar and fuck them at my leasure, delighting in how their stoppered screams felt under my palm as I tensed their neck.

If anything I've gotten more vanilla since.
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>>13125809
a dragon
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>>13125783
>>13125785
I dont think you guys know what copulating means
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>>13125795
if they did it today there would be thread long shitstorms about circlejerking
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>>13125809
Probably unlikly. You'd have to ask /tg/
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Would you eat pony meat?
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>>13125827
Cross-species fuckings happen all over the animal kingdom. Google "dog humps chicken." I dare you.
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>>13125827
No. We only know of horizontal tangos.
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Would you a femRumble?
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>>13125842
Do I look French?
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>>13125827
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>>13125767
>"Sweetie, you are a retard. Now everybody will think I am too. The shit I put up with."
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>>13125819
> leasure
> not 'leisure'
All my rage
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>>13125827
given the context of his disbelief i assumed he meant the impregnation that goes with it otherwise his statement wouldn't make sense
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>>13125852
Isn't she already female?
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>>13125710
Your opinion on my opinion is shit.
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>>13125809
>Can anything get a dragon pregnant?
yes
It is known that sometimes, men discover that their children are half dragons and their wives were dragons tranformed into humans
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>>13125703
It's so catchy.
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>>13125819
just because she doesn't imagine herself as the dominant one doesn't mean she's not lewd
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Today i went to a toy store.

I was checking the MLP toys for the first time in almost 3 years.

It felt weird to finally have pony merchandise in front of me.

i wanted to buy them
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>>13125858
how do you get that?
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>>13125876
It really is
I think it might be my favorite fan made mlp song, even the background tune is pretty cool sounding
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>>13125869
it totally makes sense
Cross species intercourse is wrong
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>>13125799
I don't know why but eyes like that make me giggle. It's like their brain is melting.
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>>13125881
Oh, oh I see
So she's into male harems
I SEE
Alright, that's a step up from "hot nudes"
Way more lewd
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>>13125886
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/google-dictionary-by-goog/mgijmajocgfcbeboacabfgobmjgjcoja?hl=en
>inb4 but im on firefox
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>>13125834
perhaps

still want to see more pic related around, though
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>>13125906
>using chrome

Enjoy your botnets.
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>>13125881
She was lewd enough to proposition two zebras.
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>>13125906
neat
cuts out the middleman of having to google it
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>>13125897
You only feel that way because we're the only sapient species on the planet
You have to think outside of the pony
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>>13125883
>tfw my dog chewed up my RD toy
>tfw my Lyra, Rarity and fluttershy where untouched

Thank god it wasn't any of the good ones.
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>>13125875
>half dragons
m-muh childhood
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>>13125918
I'm pretty sure she just accepted the offer.
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>>13125917
The feds haven't found me yet
>>13125925
Don't make me feel like a shithead for giving you something.
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>>13125859
B-but sis, i tried to be smart like the other ponies!
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>>13125917
how many times are we gonna have to have this conversation, anon
All browsers are botnets

the difference between chrome and firefox is the that former is actually functional and the latter is a bloated resource hog
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remember when drawing used to be fun?
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>>13125875
>Brave knight returns to his kingdom.
>"The deed is done, my lord!"
>'Most excellent, brave knight, A FEAST IS TO BE HAD!'
>Months pass and a knock is heard on the knights door.
>He opens it to find a rather cross looking king.
>Standing next to him is a small child.
>Covered in scales.
>Beaming at him.
>'DADDY!'
>...
>"I said 'Slay'...you deaf fool."
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>>13125813
http://mlpeg.co/
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>>13125939
>not wanting half-dragon children

The only downside is if you get a greedy dragon that forces you to pay child support with no visitation privileges.
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>>13125946
>Don't make me feel like a shithead for giving you something.
I think you misunderstood me
I'm thanking you, now I dont have to go to google to find a defintion
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>>13125852
repeatedly
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>>13125873
Please. Its an adorable ship and there's not hing bad about it.
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I'm convinced, Twilight is black
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>>13125975
forgive me, meaning is hard to figure out in text
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>>13125934
Can't I think inside the pony?
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>>13125967
>a few months old
>already able to talk
damn, dragons age fast
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>>13125967
>D-Daddy!
>nyuh... faggot!
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>>13125961
Meet new friends
Sell some apple
Find my prince
Prove-i'm-great to the Wonderbolts
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>>13125985
ChocoLight is best
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>>13125593
thats pretty qt
>>13125620
is this some fanfic or something?
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>>13125985
All that grape flavored purple color soda really meessed up her hair.
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I can't help it, it's so adorable
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>>13126007
They start fast and slow down.
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>>13125755
I was scrolling past and read that as something about Butterfly up against a wall.
That's either a really good position or a really terrible one, depending on what's going on.
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>>13126009
oh you son of a bitch
that got me
time for a rewatch
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>>13125974
that's not what i meant. "half-dragon" just triggered some memories of a really great children's book, which was also dramatized for TV with puppets.
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>>13125881

>that picture

unf
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>>13126029
>non-canon ship
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>>13125983
I'm not arguing that it can't be a cute ship, just that it's not one that I can see working out.
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>>13125961
>used to be
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Fuck, if I get a pony pregnant, is the kid going to be a centaur? Is it going to be a pony? Or a pony with a very human face?
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>>13126028

oh you
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>>13126028
are you implying that she dyed her hair with kool-aid? Cause people do that.
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>>13126051
Satyr
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>>13126046
CAN'T

CAN'T see working out.
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>>13126051
satyr
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>>13126051
>Or a pony with a very human face
PRAY FOR CENTAUR
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>>13126001
what is that really from?
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>>13126062
GOD DAMN IT

I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

ARJGJGH DISTRACTIONS
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>>13126051
Centaurs are best
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>>13126032
She's definitely the kind of pony who likes it rough. I could see anon banging her up against a wall while she's still got her wraps on and covered in sweat.
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>>13126040
everyone's got their own interests, anon
besides, the elements of harmony are like celebrities in this world
I'm sure femsnails isn't the only one obsessing over them this way
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>>13126049
Drawing isnt fun.
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>>13126009
>On a very special episode of Jerry Springer.

>A knight in full armor is sitting in a chair.
>A massive dragon is taking up the rest of the building.
>A halfbreed child is running around aimlessly as Jerry holds up the envelope.
>"You are NOT the father!"
>Crowd explodes.
>Knights starts to dance.
>FIRE EVERYWHERE.
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>>13126051
Good question
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>>13126051
Uncanny Valley Pony
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>>13126111
but I'm having fun
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>>13126125
satyr has no right being that cute
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>>13126129
I'm not kraut
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>>13126115
>Knights starts to dance
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Would pony find you sponge-worthy?
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>>13126146
I didn't say you were
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>satyr shit

welp, time to fire up the filters
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>>13126157
Go away Tom Kenny. You get enough autismbux when you're the Ice king.
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>>13126128
While most of these things freak me out, that one I kind of still find cute. I could deal with a world full of ponies that looked like that.
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>>13126149
Hey man, they all look the same!
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>>13126171
I liked him as most of the voices in Powerpuff Girls
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>>13126107
>elemnts of harmony are celebrities!
>everyone forgot they saved the world twice already
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>>13126107
I mean, look at us.
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>>13126171
OHH BUUUBBLEGUUUM
YA SEEM LIKE A LOT OF FUNN~
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>>13126107
> there are celebrity-inspired dildos and onaholes
> Snails just has to find her one
> Dash's is remarkably accurate
> the shopkeeper pretends Snails must be over-age, as she apparently needs this
> the bits shake out of her hooves as she snatches the long black thing and tears out the door
> she loses her nerve halfway home and leaves it "inconspicuously" in an eggplant cart
> Mrs. Cake is all too delighted to buy it for .12 bits and bringing it home
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>>13126205
someone didn't forget
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>>13126145
Satyr is deservedly cute
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>>13126194
I liked him most in IGPX.
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>>13125301
Hey, he got the back right. Thats exactly what a girls back looks like.
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>>13126205
>Save the world.
>All you get is a pane of glass in a private area of the castle.
>The public isn't even allowed in.
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>>13126173
>Who's Zweihander is this
>your's right?
>no that one's Sir Roderburry's that's mine over there up against the railing
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>>13126214
you do know those don't come off, right?
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>>13126224

Does Femsnails fantasize about getting gangbanged by the elements of Harmony
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>>13126235
>But I am Sir Roderburry!
>Que laugh track
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>>13126247
Of course breast implants don't come off. They come out.
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>>13126235
Mine is the Schweizersabel
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>>13126265
I wonder how she would react to a pair of over eager Zebra twins.
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>>13126265
No, just AJ
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I can't draw anymore anons. I lost my ability to. I'm spiraling into depression and I ran out of lithium. Can you help me? Or should I wallow?
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>>13126266
>"Luna are you wathcing yer old knight animes again?"
>ITS NOT A ANIME CELESTIA ITS A REAL COMEDY
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>>13126268
What am I even donating to?
You have 5 seconds to tell me or get the fuck off my porch
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>>13126247
At least it doesn't look like some cheap job
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>>13126277

We know very much how she reacts to two over eager Zebra twins.
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>>13126285
You need inspiration.
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>>13126285
Waaaaade in the water
Waaaaade in the water, children!
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>>13126285
if you;re going to wallow
mind doing it somewhere else?
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>>13126286
would Luna like series 1 of blackadder?
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>a mob of ponies with torches and pitchforks arrive outside your door
>Mayor Mare is leading it

Mayor Mare: "Human? Hello, human? Oh, hello. We've come to burn your horrible abomination at the stake."
Human: "Ugh, what?"
Mayor Mare: "You see, some of us are under the impression that little Half-Heart is the reason for the crops going bad and the milk being spoiled...and...you know...curses..."
Human: "Half-Heart, get out here."
>half human half pony abomination wanders out
Half-Heart: "Sup, dad."
Human: "Did you ruin all these poor people's crops?"
Half-Heart: "Mmmm...no? Was I...was I supposed to?"
Human: "You see? He has no idea what you're talking about."
Fluttershy: "What's going on? Why is everyone up?"
Human: "Go back to bed, dear."
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>implying Celestia wouldn't be an amazonian
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>>13126277
DYEFGG?
http://i.imgur.com/OulCfop.png
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>>13126315
I think Luna would watch Monty Python for the memes.
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>>13126316
>not having satyrs with Mayor Mare
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>>13126265
>Does Femsnails fantasize about getting gangbanged by the elements of Harmony
See: >>13125881
She doesn't just fantasize, she writes fanfiction about it
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>>13126314
>>13126310
>>13126305
At least you tried to help.
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>>13126331
>Permavirgin.
Can't take two at all, nope.

But damn if she would try.
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>>13126285
can you give a few more details?
or tell who you are, so people can approach you directly?
don't rely on anon.
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>>13126326
>are you not happy?
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>>13126316
what a half-hearted scenario
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>>13126346
You pressed the button, didn't you? Snips.
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damn, i noticed that they sell a lot of adventure time crap at brony conventions
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>>13126352
They aint going in her vag
http://i.imgur.com/fdInh5o.png
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>>13126366
le happy merchant.jpg
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>>13126368
GG
GG police no
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>>13126346

W

what happens next in her fanfiction
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>>13126368
A-are they going to fuck her ears!?
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>>13126368
Okay but can they go in her vag after?
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>>13126366
Interesting.
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>>13126387
>>13126391
>>13126395
http://i.imgur.com/TphTKrk.png

This is "the end"
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>>13126387
GG
GG baby baby baby
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>tfw Hasbro is going to get rid of Applejack because she isn't marketable
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>>13126368
>that ribbon
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>>13126316
Change Fluttershy to Rarity or Sweetie Belle and you got my attention
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>>13126346
>inb4Appleseed
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>>13126286
>Knight sitcoms
>Stay tuned for an all new episode of "Knightfeld"
>And then everyone saw my chainmail: Parliament, the King, My mother...
>Hey Rodderburry! can I borrow your dragon?
>what are you gonna do with it?
>IM GONNA JUMP OFF THE DRAWBRIDGE
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>>13126395

Silly anon, they couldn't possibly both fit there

One in each hole, maybe.
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>>13126391
oh god

that'd actually be soemthing I'd like to see, even as a gag

especially if we get a "Is it in yet" joke from it
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>>13126409
wait a second
GG doesn't taper his lines like that
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>>13126415
adult Sweetie?
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>>13126413
She wouldn't have been included in the primary cast without market focus research. She markets just fine, just not as well as TWOLOIT or RAIENBOWE DAESH
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It's been 48 hours since my last orgasm, should I hold off longer or try the marshmallow thing
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>>13126413
Nobody knows what to do with her. They should have asked Lauren for the manual before they booted her.
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>>13126437

He did draw that, though

that series is the first appearance of the zebra twins

Guess he was experimenting with a different technique
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>>13126450
hold it off for longer
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>>13126355
I wish I could anon but I am a coward who shuns everyone and likes to hide. I'll find my way I hope.
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>>13126450
Wait six hours and try edging a little bit
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>>13126316
that's actually kinda funny
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>>13126437
I'm 99.999% sure he made those

I was there when he posted them after I requested double zebra blowjob.
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>>13126450
marshmallow thing?
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>>13126326
I have conflicting feelings about this, on one hand I want to save that Chrysalis but I really don't want to see the other two ever again. Guess I'll cut the picture and then save it.
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>>13126444
>She wouldn't have been included in the primary cast without market focus research.

I thought she was only included because she is the only one from G1 who they still had the rights to
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Which of these ponies is the most edible?
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>>13126450
Edge as long as you can, then cum on a plushie/toy
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>>13126413
Twilight: Where's Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: Didn't you hear? She had to go fight in the Great Apple Wars!
Twilight: Oh my goodness, we need to go help her!
Pinkie Pie: Stop what you're doing! I just got this letter from Applejack you guys!

Dear Friends,

I have gone to fight in the Apple Wars and may not be back for some time, or at all. But one thing is for certain, if you follow after me I'll be horribly maimed. Please find a replacement for my Element.

Be Back Soon (Maybe),
Applejack
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>>13126467
i'd beat you up if i knew you irl
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>>13126433
>They are balls deep inside her ears
>If they went any further they'd probbly be litterally touching balls inside her skull
>"Nope, Don't feel much at all, you sure they're in yet?"
>"We're-"
>"WHAT SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
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>>13126496
The chicken
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>>13126455
>every episode is apple related
>every song is apples
>aj is turned into a human and she wears full apple clothes and boots with apples on them

when will it end
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>>13126519
Why anon? Why are you so mean?
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>>13126495
>I thought she was only included because she is the only one from G1 who they still had the rights to

Pretty much this.
They had to include ONE silly pony.
And who else but Applejack!
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>>13126528
Applejack's Apples! Available in your neighborhood Wal-Mart!
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>that skin you really want will never go on sale
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>>13126520
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>>13126520
GG, ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN?!
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>>13126467
>shuns everyone and likes to hide
I only do that because I know no one wants to listen to my shitty problems, I tried telling someone before and they proved me right.
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oh god help me how do i get the last unlock in cookie clicker
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>>13126493

>not liking giantlestia
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>>13126495
The only thing I'm thankful for Hasbro is making Lauren include Rarity.
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>>13126558
160 cursors.
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>>13126528
pic related
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>>13125852
>femrumble

What about a femmy androgynous male Rumble?
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>>13126557
I wish I knew you anon, we would have something in common. It will never be though.
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>>13126560
why is there no amazon futa celestia ficssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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>>13126560
It's not her size, it's her looks, she looks like an ugly old woman
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>>13126563

I already have Trillion Fingers and I'm 41/42.
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>>13126467
the most important thing you have to do is not to dwell on negative thoughts and focus on trouble. don't talk shit about yourself, because you might cross the line where you believe it and subconsciously force yourself to fail. try to do something and not to have expectations, but take your results at face value. keep the things that are good close and don't waste your time on thinking about what's bad unless you are directly tackling the issues. if you insist on not being able to solve these problems you are creating a self-fulfilling prophecy and you shouldn't do that.
i have to keep this short, since it would take too much time to explain it in detail, but isolating yourself is one of the worst things you can do in this situation. find someone you're comfortable talking with, it doesn't even have to be about problems and troubles. just talk. it helps.
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>>13126563
I got that one already

there's unlock 42 now and I have no idea how to get it
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>>13126580
I'd like to see a trapRumble.
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>>13126540
You have really great looking skin, I'd love to see it crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.
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>>13126588
>Ugly old woman.
Also kinda like a dude.
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>>13126590
>41/42
wait there's another one
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>>13126596
fuck dr hooves
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>>13126596
Think Geek, please...
Get Spitfire...
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>>13126594
Sell one of your cursors, and then buy back to 160.
Then Quadrillion Fingers shall appear.
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>>13126557
>>13126582
there's always someone who cares. if someone doesn't approach you it means that they are reluctant to get involved to not make it worse. don't think ill of both you and other people.
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>>13126591
Thanks wish I could talk to you anon who ever you are.
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>>13126550
But what would happen if they cum inside her ears?

In before Femsnails gets noticbly smarter, at least untill the zebra twins finally unplug themselves from her ears, the semen begins gushes out her earholes and Femsnails finally ahegos from the sensation as it just pours out her ears
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>>13126590
>>13126594
Oh

Theres a new unlock that +10% income
All-chocolate cookies
99,999,999,999 cookies
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>>13126532
>implying you're that guy
you're already beating yourself up, why should it matter?
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>>13126633

I have that one too. Still 41/42.
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>>13126633
I have that one too and I'm still at 41/42
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>>13126629
>Femsnails gets noticbly smarter, at least untill the zebra twins finally unplug themselves from her ears, the semen begins gushes out her earholes and Femsnails finally ahegos from the sensation as it just pours out her ears.

My GOD man!
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>>13126629
You just brought back the memory of Sonic and Tails cumming in Rouge's ears.
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>>13126614
>you will never have sex with an "ugly" giantess
life is shirt
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>>13126637
Physical damage heals, mental damage scars.
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>>13126665
Gotta cum fast.
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>>13126620
Gladly~
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>>13126627
you can visit me in my thread in the sub if you want to. it's barely seeing any use anyway, talk all you want to talk about.
http://mlpg.co/art/res/2576.html
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>>13126690
OK thanks.
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Uh
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So MLPG how are classes going for you?
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0r0 is streaming right now and some guy just ironically bought a marker pony commission
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http://i.imgur.com/blKjPOA.gif

GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
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>>13126717
I dropped out. Failed all my classes and feel really shitty right now. Things will get better though, I'll catch the bus tomorrow.
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>>13126738
crying wolf only works for so long
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Congratulations, MLPG
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>>13126751
2 times, if i remeber correctly.
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>>13126717
Haven't starred yet.
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>>13126746
what are you planning to do?
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>>13126766
>>13126751
stop spending so much time in mlpg you nerds
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Spoiler for 0pone
http://www.shadbase.com/comic_folder/2013-08-26-gaper-mario.swf

IT BAG INS
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i realize the screaming pain, hearing loud in me brain, but i'm going straight ahead with the scar
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>>13126147
what the
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>>13126793
I don't like his art
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>>13126793
i am in midfapping and your are reducing my boner right now
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>>13126789
>2 times
i meant the story. You're right though.
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What did MLPG think of MisterDavey's newest gore fest?

Is it better or worse than the PONY.MOVs?
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so uh

MLPG just finally made something about Earfucking

I would be suprised if it wasn't for the fact thee's already Bellybutton fucking and all sorts of other shit that came from here

only question: who's goign to draw it first?
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>>13126787
Everything will be all right where I am going.
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>>13126832
It was K
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>>13126840
your mother
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>>13126793
>>
So I recently bought a second monitor. I just hooked it up and plugged in my tablet. Is there some way to set my computer so the tablet is only active on one of the two screens. The tablet is a Wacom Bamboo.
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>>13126840
I hope it's GG

I miss the twins, and that first series don't have an actual ending.
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>>13126851
i don't like the sound of this.
what will you do?
>>
Someone give me a show vector?
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>>13126717
It's hell, these fuckers expect me to go see operas and shit just to write essays
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>>13126832
It was shit. the .mov series was shit. You're shit.
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>>13126871
didn't*
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>>13126866
Look through your manual and adjust settings.
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>>13126866
open your wacom driver settings, there should be an option in there
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>>13126817
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>>13126866
what on Earth do you mean? you want two cursors?
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>>13126874
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>>13126832
good for what it it
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>>13126832
some parts were good. it was too long.

the parts i did see i enjoyed it slightly more than most of the MOVs
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>>13126898
what would i do without you, Harvey?
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>>13126793
the koopa's art looks like a narse drawing
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>>13126840
2stupid4me
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>>13126717
0fun
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>>13126901
the show, smart guy
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>>13126888
>>13126891
Thank you. Got it working.

>>13126900
I have two screens. The surface of the tablet was spread across two screen leaving only half the surface area to work on. Now I have the whole surface area.
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>>13126950
EG is part of the show, idiot guy.
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>>13126956
i see, my sister's tablet only works as a mouse replacement
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>>13126873
I'm going to be happy is all.
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>>13126793
Why do I have to do a bunch of gay shit to get to the non-gay shit?
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>>13125967
Unf?
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>>13126971
the writers are people extremely vague about it not being connected so the idiots dont get mad.

its clear to any sane person they will show up together again. just like they did in the movie and just like they did in the comic
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>>13126984
you brought this up.
don't be mysterious. where are you going?
because this sounds a little shady.
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>>13126971
listen here, you little shit
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>>13127003
That dragon is hot
>>
What's the last time you unf'd to?
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>>13127029
2:30
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>>13127029
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>>13127029
humanized Twidash dorm sex
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Sweetie's sad you haven't finished your projects.
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>>13127029
/unf/.
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>>13127003
>you will never fertilize a 50 foot high reptile, which weighs several tons
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>>13127029
gotta say the earfucking thing was strangly arousing in a unexpected sort of way
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>>13127044
>candle in a dorm room

She's just asking to get written up.
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>>13127073
I bet they have alcohol in there, too.
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>>13126544
what happens if the twins meet anon?
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>>13127003
I'll be completely honest here, if the rest of the dragon looks anything like the face I would lay her too.
Not even a scaly.
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>>13127029
dominate human amazon celestia is my fetish
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>>13127084
Twilight Sparkle never drank alcohol before until Rainbow Dash became her friend
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>>13127069
Earfucking is hot
There's a couple furry artists that do it well
Its pretty much the pinnacle of "Fuck anatomy, SEX"
And it almost always has the best ahegao
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>>13127093
>you will never find a woman like that
>especially none that wants you
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>>13127067
>She will never change her shape so she's not forced to use you as a living dildo
>she'll still be about eight feet tall, muscled, and could crack a boulder with her thighs
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>>13127003
that dragon is the only creature on this picture which doesn't have a sidemouth
>>
Can anyone give me a show vector?
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>>13127003
Jesus christ that source on the bottom
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>>13127029
When I saw Saffrons wobbly butt about 3 hours ago.
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>>13127113
Disgusting
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>>13127116
Lame
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>>13127029
just 20 seconds ago

http://i.imgur.com/axvKHbZ.jpg
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>>13127129
>>13127121
Give the guy a break, it was the early 2000's. Times were different then and people weren't as aware of the faggotry that was to come of such things.
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>>13127132
Fuck you I just stopped and had a flashback of scrolling down the thread and stopping at that
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>>13127143
Im going to need links anon and Names
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>>13127126
Have many.
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>>13127090
yea, she could get it. Imagine the stuff she'd hunt and instantly cook for you.
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>>13127116
but she's still really tight, despite her size
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>>13127149
It's very unf.
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>>13127113
i can go for someone taking floppy ears and wrapping them around the dick to fap

but actual sticking the dick inside of the ear is overtheline for me
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>>13127143
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>>13127143
Clearly photoshopped on
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>>13127126
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>>13127175
>her curves are kickin
>and I'm thinking about stickin
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THIS IS A STICK UP
GIVE ME ALL YOUR REQUESTS
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>>13127195
Celestia and Luna waking up with a massive hangover
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So not that any of you care, but I made a post about how the Rarity plush I got was creeping me out because it was just staring me down and eyefucking me and gave me the urge to clean my room.
Last night I snuggled with it as I fell asleep and I think that might have been the best sleep I have ever had in my entire life.
I really did not want to wake up.
Am I going insane? Is my waifuism finally going to far? Do I kill myself now before I pain a horse white and start fucking it?
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>>13127195
If endii I will. If not I will die.
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>>13127195
Cellophane bondage
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>>13127195
>>13127195
MOTH PONE
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>>13127143
>that one gif of her unzipping her jeans and whipping out her cock

Every time.
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>>13127195
Take whatever request you get and make it lewd
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>>13127195
Fluttershy meets Shnitzel.
Shnitzel is trying to say her name?
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>>13127174
>>13127151

she really has a huge dick. i just recently downloaded siterip and every video i have seen i have fapped too

search Mariana Cordoba at http://torrents.empornium.me/ to get everything
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>>13127195
Derpy delivering a present to Care package, and him dropping spaghetti
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>>13127214
As long as you aren't marrying it writing a letter to a porn artist to request them stop making dirty pictures of your "waifu" you're good
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>>13127195
Applejack eating an apple pear
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>>13127214
There are naturally white horses, you know
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>>13127044
Please
Please no
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>>13127214
>Rarity
>white
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>>13127232
SHIT, I MEANT RARITY! RARITY! HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
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>>13127265
>#beef
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>>13127195
Pony licking pony sexually.
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>>13127259
Why not?
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>>13127162
complete muscle control. She can milk you without even moving anything else.
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>>13127029
The futa thickie belle cock vore story I was writting before the OP deleted his thread
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sex with nigger twilight
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>>13127245
How do I know I'm not heading down that road?
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>>13127274
Slip like Freudian
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>>13127292
you had me until the cock vore
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>>13127312
Like when Freud tried ice skating for the first time.
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>>13127309
If you find yourself talking to it as if it were a person.
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>>13127294
>Implying Twilight isn't already a nigger
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>>13127086
>what happens if the twins meet anon?
I think that's a foregone conclusion
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>>13127294
i dont know why i get mad when someone says the ponies are black or indian

i guess it is wrong to assume they are all white. EQG doesnt help much.
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>>13127315
>not wanting to feel thickie belle's torrent of cum as she sucks your arm and inevitably your whole body in
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>>13127327
the first and last step to PLAYING YOURSELF like ACCORDION
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>>13127334

What if they meet Tom
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>>13127338
they are all portrayed by white people.
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>>13127333
>implying the Sparkles aren't a rich, white priviliged family. A student of a princess and a captain of the Royal guard? You got to have connections man
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ghost pone is sexiest pone
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>>13127338
>i dont know why i get mad when someone says the ponies are black or indian

Have I traveled back to 2010?
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>>13127292
>The futa thickie belle cock vore story I was writting before the OP deleted his thread
Oh fuck that guy to hell, why did you fuckers poke him so hard
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>>13127338
What gets me anonoyed is when artists make them a different just they can force cultural diversity when there doesn't have to be

Seriously, muslimshy?
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>>13127288
what if she could extend her cloaca a bit so making full penetration easier?
i bet your body heating hers up down there would really get her juices flowing. just imagine what she could do with that dextrous muscular tube heated up and operating at peak efficiency?
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>>13127364
Ghost pone doesn't look happy.
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>>13127378
I kept saying no don't do it.

Everyone was convinced he was just bluffing
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>>13127343
That sounds hot
Pastebin it or something
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Hello there. Just wondering, why all the /mlp/ discuss the porn all the time, but not the show itself. Really, whats ur problem, I thought bronies exist to spread word of love and friendship, not to fuck ponies and discuss how fast they cum in RD. Sick bastards.
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Which pony would you TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS WORST PONY
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>>13127338
It's very stupid to get hung up over things like that.
They are all multicolored ponies they are neither black nor white nor Asian or whatever.
If an artist wants to depict them as a different race in humanizations then that's their deal. You should be judging a picture on how well it's drawn and not its subject matter.
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/bc3e956f512f25bd6b3a77e40f41cc87/tumblr_ms5ws5v08l1reivb3o1_1280.jpg
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>>13127403
We were discussing the show earlier. Right now we're transitioning to night thread.
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>>13127364
slutest pone
http://i.imgur.com/6q7JBZa.png
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>>13127402
I never finished it because the deletion of the thread killed my boner and any momentum I was feeling.

It ended after she sucked anon off right before his waistline was pulled in.

I planned to have one of the other crusaders join anon inside for some more action.
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>>13127401
>convinced he was just bluffing
We've been having a string of deleted threads lately, I dont know why you guys would even start to begin to even think he was bluffing.

Oh well, how far did you get? and you better cap if you ever do it again.
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>>13127334
I wish these things didn't die
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>>13127408
twilight is pretty much king of the horse universe.

just from shown power levels on the show twilight is stronger than celestia and luna already by far.
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>>13127330
I start to feel bad whenever I put it under my sheets.
Is that bad?
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>>13127364
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>>13127394
Because she doesn't have a million dicks in her right now
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>locator is back to *boop*

Aww
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>>13127439

What a good pony.
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>>13127415
i wonder what the point of doing a boring generic anime picture like this is.

for practice? to pander to followers? you can tell he put no effort in.
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>>13127408
OK I admit it.
If I could teleport I would spam it all day err day.
Wake up
Rob bank vault
Breakfast in Paris
Lunch in Tokyo
Dinner in NYC
Fall asleep on my own untouched private beach in the middle of the Pacific

>this will never happen
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>>13127441
>>13127440
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>tfw I can't write
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>at home
>shreking off
> mom walks in
> spagheti spews out of dickhole
> we eat for the first time in 3 weeks
> my shrekking off cut short angers the orgre lord
> shrek bust down door
> he beats mother with donkey
> i bend over to redeem self
> anus recieves onion flavored love
> shrek is LOVE shrek is LIFE!!!
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>>13127485
sometimes it's just because they want to
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>>13127486
Jumper was a good book
really terrible movie
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>>13127452
>artists who have pony or brony or anon in their name
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>>13127497
Neither can I.
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>>13127497
It's fine, you can still produce fanfiction if you want. Most fanfic authors are barely literate.
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>>13127486
Teleporting significant distances seems to really take it out of her.

And spike got singed when she teleported in ticket master
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>>13127384
Wait, hold up, I had thought we were going on about the human-form here.
If it's still dragon-shaped, she'd just stick you up there and tell you to get to work and make it good.
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>>13127413
How well it's drawn and what the subject matter is are directly related.

For example: A poorly drawn penis drawn by an amateur. It's childish and can't be taken seriously. now imagine a well drawn penis, you can now assume the artist meant for it to be looked at and appreciated far beyond a poorly drawn penis.
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What is a good place to upload an .mp3 that is hours long?
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>>13127408
>can teleport
>travel through time
>fly
>and has telekinesis
Twilight is truly the worst X-man.
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>>13127532
Dropbox/puush
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>>13127519
Eponymous is a legit word though which has nothing to do with ponies.
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>>13127364
She doesnt look very ghosty
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>>13127532
Soundcloud?
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>>13127440
Did the archive catch it?
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>13127527
>human form
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>>13127519
What..?
I assume the filename works as tags: first two words is the name of a pony, then type and name of the artist?
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>>13127528
Well, I don't exactly agree with that.

There could be a well drawn vore pic and even though I'm not into vore I can appreciate how well it's drawn.
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>>13127535
>also mind control
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>>13127541
Where are her hooves?
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>>13127521
I'm way too critical on myself so I can barely start writing anything.
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>>13127560
No desk yet.
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So I think I finally have drawing the "side view facing right" pony down. Where do people go from there?
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>>13127553

Well her name is Ghost Light
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>>13127560
too busy clicking a cookie
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http://i.imgur.com/nFmPOI7.jpg
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>>13127586
That means you have good taste. Which means the work you ultimately produce will be better
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>>13127591

Horse dicks.
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>>13127591
Porn
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>>13127540
thats what makes it stupid. he only chose it because it has pony in it
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>>13127214
>>13127214
anon you never answered me
where did you get that AJ plushie
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>>13127602
>still clicking after the first five minutes
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>>13127560
I think i've actually regressed.
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>>13127619
I'm making it go faster
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>>13127560
>kid gave up on applebloom to work on superior pony

noice
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>>13127556
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13107809.html#p13110349

starts here roughly
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>>13127602
>Cookie Clicker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD69PAIqiYo
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Any good ponuts lately?
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>>13127608
It's kind of hard to "produce work" if I can't even start.
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>>13127567
>implying she doesn't have complete control down there in any form
Come on now.
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>>13127439
dibs on her asshole
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>>13127632
Damn, it got cut off sooner than the actual thread
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>>13127635
>Cookie Clicker

FUCK THAT GODDAMN THING!
I need a new mouse...
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>>13127643
>>13127643
wow, look at that bon butt
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>>13127415
>that butt
u-unf
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>>13127632
Not very far it seems. Like I said, if you ever start up again you better cap.
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>>13127643
10/10 ass!
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>>13127654
>eyes over to the left, anonymous
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wat
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>>13127446
I'm sure we'll see more of Mti and Mua someday
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>>13127439
>creating a pony OC
>Put alot of thought and personal experience into the character to make her stand out
hmm, now that I have this new character I wonder what adventures I should put her through!
>sex
>lots of sex with lots of other anonymous ponies
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>>13127615
>all these implications and projections
>I say so the it must be true!

I hate such little pretentious pieces of shit like you.
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>>13127675
>M-my left of your left?
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>>13127675
Girls dont like being looked at as though they were attractive?
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>>13127644
>he thinks writer's block is real
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>>13127221
SURE THING ANON
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>>13127683
I wonder if those two are somehow related to Ice Pack.
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>>13127683
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>>13127702
Check your fucking privelege you oppressive cisnorm piece of shit
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>>13127703
Writers block is a real thing with very real consequences.
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>>13127719
Philip Seymour Hoffman is best pony.

and I would the hell out of Amy Adams
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>>13127703
But it is, same deal with art block
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>>13127715
NOW MAKE HER FWOMP APPLEJACK
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>>13127715
YOU FIEND!
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>>13127726
>>13127729
>excuses

lql
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>>13127688
why do you care so much? do you know the guy?

can you tell me the reason he chose the name if its not just because it has pony in it.

did he use that name before mlp? i doubt it.
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>>13127703
The problem is that I haven't really done any writing in the past. I just can't find a way to put these ideas in text
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>>13127716
>I wonder if those two are somehow related to Ice Pack.
nope
don't be racist anon
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>>13127687
Poor ponies, they always end up filled to the brim with dicks
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>>13127715
Now draw her getting romantic with a lightbulb.
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>>13127683
I want to see them get separated and not know how to handle the situation
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>>13127720
it's cishet now
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>>13127769
BUT THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!
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>>13127715
Oh man you totally should give her a puffy mane
it would be much more cuter!
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>>13127715
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>>13127769
Can I be racist?
Every time I go to buy booze and it's a black lady at the register she always asks me if it's really me in my ID because black people are terrible at differentiating between white people. Every time.
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>>13127792
Weaver has such a sameface problem.
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PONY IS EATING YOUR GRAHAM CRACKERS
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>>13127755
First make a list of the things you want to write about

Order your events and plot out what you have in mind
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>>13127773
>getting romantic with a lightbulb.
>Involves her smacking her head against it.
>Gets tangled up in a lamp.
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THAT FELT GOOD
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>>13127755
Read more. NOT FANFICTION. Don't just read, though. Figure out why sentences work and why they don't.

Read lots of stuff by lots of different authors. Good ones and bad ones. Like, read a Dan Brown book to learn what not to do in terms of sentence structure and exposition, but understand he is good at creating and maintaining suspense.

Then read something good by someone competent (like William Gibson or Stephen King) to learn imagery.

Then shut the fuck up and write.
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>>13127805
Good, graham crackers were made to reduce libito, maybe they will actually have their intended effect on pony
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>>13127799
YO DAS RACUS!
DON BE SO RACUS YOU FUCKN CRACUH!
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>>13127817
what felt good?
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>>13127825
PONY IS HORNIER THAN EVER NOW
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>>13127847
Time to get the nail files and get working on dulling that horn
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>>13127847
I think it's time to introduce your pony to sex toys.
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>>13127847
REMOVE HORNS!
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>>13127618
Same place I bought the Rarity plush, Matsuricon.
I bought it from the same person I got the Pinkie Pie hat from.
I didn't catch her name or get her website, sorry.
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>>13127843
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>>13127818
Can you give me some shit to read at least? I know nothing on where to start.
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PREVIOUSLY ON AMCS MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
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>>13127847
I better give it to her then.
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>>13127895
Wheatgrass smoothie.
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>>13127878
I want that Rarity
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>>13127895
Black market obatained human semen
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>>13127895
Ah, looks like mewball finally got that Venus 2000
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>>13127560
no incentive for me to draw
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>>13127895
Goga gola
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oh hey, anon who bought a rarity button, glad to see it got there safely!
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>>13127895
Bon-Bon's female semen.
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>>13127878
>That plush.
Why would you buy that garbage?
Why not get a plush that actually looks like pony?
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>>13127904
I want that Silver Spoon.
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>>13127887
Give what to her?
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>>13127904
>Custom Pinkamena.

Are you lost and somehow ended up in MLPG?
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>>13127931
Because I thought it was cute.
I also have more money than I have sense.
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>>13127884
Yes.

Neuromancer - William Gibson
Animal Farm - Orwell
The Stand - Stephen King (really amateurish in spots, really damn good in other spots)
The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara Kingsolver
Angels & Demons - Dan Brown
The first four Harry Potter books, before Rowling outgrew her editors and became a retard
Redwall - Jacques (cutesy light fantasy, but notice how it makes you hungry)
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>>13127961
>I also have more money than I have sense.

Well at least your honest.

Probably spent less then some of the 'contributors' here on pony shit.
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>>13127933
A stern talking to to better refrain from her baser animal instincts in the future of course.
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>>13127925
Thanks again

Beefed the sketch, though...
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>>13127961

Anon, anon

why do you have all this brony merch

I mean, I have a ton too, but you have all the wrong kind. One of those hats, really? ?
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What if different mane styles?
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>>13127909
>black market obtained

Is that because the clinic prices are too high?
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>>13127993
I'd be okay with that
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>>13127195
this needs to be redone with just pinkies
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>>13127985
sorry i made it quick
hope you like the button at least
>>
ponenut
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>>13127993
It would be hard to tell them apart because they all look so visually similar.
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>>13127883
>demotivational

w
where am i
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>>13128011
I wouldn't have asked for the button if I didn't like it.

And I really don't mind the sketch
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>>13127773
No, the lightbulb is just her favorite toy.
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>>13127773
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>>13128026
a gated community in detroit
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>>13128033
hilarious
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>>13128031
okay

Draw herself fucking herself with the lightbulb.
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>>13128033
>Moth Pony does this as Anon is reading.
>Startles the shit out of him.
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>>13128033
The party just got a lot livelier
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>>13128033
these are great
don't forget to put them on tumblr so I can actually save them later
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>>13127450
no, sheets plus pone plus you equals happy
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COCKROACH PONE!
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>I still have never watched Destroy-It Dave
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>>13128070
Punish it Pete?
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>>13128066
fuck no, we'd never be able to get rid of her
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>>13128070
Disgusting.
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>>13128059
I cannot wait until the Fluttershy plushies are out so I can upgrade from my shitty old pillow.
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>>13128070

it was 8/10
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>>13128070
It as okay, It was a good drunk emotional watch
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>>13128070
>He hasn't seen Fuck-it Frank
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>>13128070
I only recently got around to watching it

It's cute as fuck
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>>13128070
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>>13128070
I love this might be an actual spoiler the iron giant
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>>13128080
There are fags in here who still haven't watched HTTYD
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what if pony got so fat that she started to wear Hawaiian shirts?
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>>13128070

Someone should stream it.

And that someone is YOU

Faggot.
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Alright mlpg, odds I play vidya even's I take drawing requests.
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>>13127687
[whining intensifies]
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>>13127989
I went to a convention and I had money to burn. I thought they looked cute and the people selling the stuff were really friendly. I had fun.
A lot of the bronies I talked to were really fun people too
And the hat is really comfy. I wore it 90% of my time at the convention. I haven't even taken a picture of the Rarity shirt I bought. And since I'm black I can get away with stuff like this and no one will call me out of my bullshit or faggotry
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>>13128070
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>>13128120

>inb4 argument about whether zero is odd or even.
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>>13128114
I always miss the strams because they are all for people on the worst cost.
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>>13127970
Thanks anon.
I'll try my best!
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>>13128133
Nah I'll draw, requests?
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>>13128133
You can argue about 0 all you want, but 13128120 is definitely even
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>>13128119

But anon, I don't have that movie

All i have is Spirit:Stallion of the Cimarron and Summer Wars
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>>13128139
want to watch it right now?
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>>13128070
Epic livejournal post bro :)
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>>13128127
Lucky nigga.

Someone can't even call you a thug wearing that and shoot you.

Enjoy your bullet proof life.
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>>13128079
>it's the only pone who will stay with you
;_;
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>>13128120
since zero is even

Draw Cherilee being irritated by a big sloppy hug from the goopony CMC.
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>>13128031
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>>13128127

I went to Bronycon and got raped by JJ while he drew a molestia comic
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>>13128149
Fluttershy asking Dash if she wants to lick her butt
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>>13128127

oh i know, i love cons
the people are great
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>>13128156
sure thing
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>>13128151
GG

Does two go into one?
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>>13128149

Draw Fleetfoot building a Mac shrine.

Be sure to include the Pinkie doll he gave her.
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>>13128149
Fluttershy driving a 1963 VW 23 window deluxe Microbus full of critters enjoying the ride.
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>>13128167
pffffft
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>>13128189
it's that fancy new math
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>>13128167
I read that first part as
>Fluttershy: Needs a proboscis

that would be equally adorable and terrifying.
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>>13128205

What happens is Sweetie brings them her math homework?

Zebras can do sums right?
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>>13128205
>RIP in peace twins.
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>>13127769
when they are zebras its fun rape
when they are humans it is evil rape
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>>13128167
Butterflies will fuck you up.
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>>13128205
you keep those fuckers away from my ponimouto
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>>13127154
thanks
>>13127175
wurst poen
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>>13128229
Is it still half a liter?
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>>13127904
>pinkamena
>dash juice

i could almost be niggas with this guy
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>>13128205
I love the Ransom of Red Chief scenario, it's always fun.
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>>13126773
Consult your movie director.

>>13126881
Then just cheat.

>>13126943
The F word isn't in my vocabulary.
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>>13128148
Good! And remember, writers write and read. If you're not doing both, you're not a writer.
Don't write fanfiction.
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>>13128250
He spent a fortune on that custom.
Only for it to break in shipping because it was built cheap!
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Which pony wear Axe spray deodorant because she thinks it makes her more attractive?
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>>13128252
Maybe they'd have better luck with Applebloom
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>>13128249
>human twins take the stack religiously
>they give double barrel specials behind Canterlot High
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>>13128250
What would it take for us to be niggas?
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>>13128252
So that's what it's called

Never knew that
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>>13128265
Reminds me of the thread on /toy/ when some guy got a destroyed Ezio figure from UPS.
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>>13128269

Draw it.

Please.
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>>13128181
livestream /dinglehopper
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>>13128190
IS it strange to want to see Big Macs Balls sway while he does that leggy kick?
I mean im looking at him in this comic and I want to see his dick and balls just swinging.
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>>13128269
>>13128297

NO

THATS SURE TO LEAD TO BIG MACK BUCKING THE TWINS

CLEAR ACROSS PONYVILLE
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>HEADCANON

Rarity’s parents are actually (retired?) secret agents. They seem to push the old 1950’s average parent thing to the point it feels like a front. If Sweetie Belle’s cooking is proof positive of Rarity’s mom’s ability to cook, then we can assume Rarity’s mom is also a horrible cook. Assuming that she's a full time homemaker, not being able to cook some of the most basic of dishes or at least being unable to teach them to Sweetie Belle seems suspicious. Rarity seems to be more familiar with formal combat styles (martial arts) than most of her friends, even more than RD and AJ, something we can assume her dad has taught her from his field experience. Lastly, though a weak attribution, Rarity’s dad has been named ‘Magnum’ on the Gameloft game. Magnum just sounds like an action-packed possibly spy name.

If they are indeed secret agents, then they may still be active in the field. That ‘vacation’ they took in Sisterhooves Social could have actually been a mission.

Alternatively, Rarity’s dad is a (retired?) cop. The characteristic moustache and overall strong physique, along with most of the previously mentioned information, seems to fit well. As a counterpoint, the moustache could be a fake and just be part of his disguise.
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>>13128293
Some people don't deserve things.
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>>13128205
those cheeky fuckers better watch their backs
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>>13128317

>big mac bucking the twins
unf
please yes
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>>13128317
But what if instead it leads to Applebloom getting gangraped by zebras for her first time, stretching her poor little holes behind the barn?
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>>13128323
Why? Because other people break them?
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>>13128317
>Not Applejack.

>Implying Granny Smith won't try to put moves on them and weird them out to the point of them hiding in the club house.
>Only to run into Sweetie again.
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>>13128322
So they're Spinelli's parents?
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>>13128322
Rarity's dad is Magnum
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>>13128350

Oh holy shit do this
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>>13128259
But, what's wrong with fanfiction? I'm pretty sure it can be used as practice if you want to do something original.
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>>13128288
You never read it? O' Henry had some good stories, and most of them are pretty short individually. How about Gift of the Magi, familiar with that one?
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Which one?
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>>13128269
Apple Bloom would probably drive them mad with her talks of cutie marks. Besides Scootaloo she's the one always suggesting dangerous stunts.
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>>13128366
I have not done any serious reading in a long while, so I can't say I am familiar
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>>13128283
stop liking dash and edgy grimdark fandom bullshit
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>>13128368
bottom right
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>>13128368
4
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>>13128368

Bottom right one.
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>>13128322
>cop
>football cutiemark
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>>13128368
As much as I prefer antennae to more weird ears, the lower right is a much cleaner visual design.
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>>13128400
A REAL AMERICAN!
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Oh the sub has a Luna theme.

Neat.
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>>13128380
But dash is my least favorite pony

And I only bought that ponk because I liked how it looked
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>>13128368
Instead of giving them ears, give them fluffy antennas, kinda like 4.
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>>13128400
>baker
>balloon cutiemark

>seamstress
>diamond cutiemark
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>>13128337
>bucking
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>>13128368
Most fluffy
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>>13128400
>football cutie mark is a sticker he puts over top his real cutie mark
>his real cutie mark is a martini glass with a gun inside of it instead of an olive
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>>13128433

>seamstress

She's not part of the guild is she?
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>>13128442
it's only going to get worse with time
people using "clop" unironically more and more really bothers me
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>>13128427
fine geez we can be niggas. now lets go join skype and discuss horse penises.
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>>13128400
He was a wide receiver in high school, but now instead of catching balls, he catches criminals.

He also 'catches balls' in public bathrooms on the weekend while his wife thinks he's at the bar.
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>>13128491
WOAH WOAH WOAH

I don't talk about horse penises
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>>13128503
Who plays football in a bathroom?
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>>13128322
I-I like this headcannon.

Now I need some spy rarity
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>>13128471
i'm just kidding, i don't mind it actually. It's better than the alternative. (You're right though)
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>>13128523
>He didn't play football in the bathroom at school
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>>13128471
its getting worse but the good news is the fandom is also dying out. way less people are getting into the fandom now, more people are hating ponies, and people are leaving the fandom fast.
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>>13128528
>Spy Kids: Ponies edition.
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>>13128322
Try this one out:

Sombra doesn't speak native Equestrian /English or whatever ponies speak), hence his inability to construct very complex sentences.

I mean, the word 'Sombra' is Spanish anyways. Maybe he just ran into a language barrier for that episode?
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>>13128426

In case anyone is interested
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>>13128508
long spurty horse penises
rubbery black horse vags
swollen ponderous pone teats
pretty puffy ponuts

pick your poison
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http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
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>>13128548
No wonder he was so mad!
The crystal kingdom has no landscaping!
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>>13128561
All of the above
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>>13128562
>>>/vg/
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>>13128540
>dying out.
9000 people at bronycon this year NINE FREAKING THOUSAND
>more people are hating ponies
This isn't 2011 or 2012 anymore
The fanbase is nowhere near as invasive or in your face compared to then
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>>13128561
I pick a meaningful,loving relationship with Caimon
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>>13128544
>Our parents can't be spies, they're not cool enough!
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>>13128580
he fandom is large still but it has already reached its max. it is only going lower now.
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>>13128625
Celestia please...
SmutAnon needs to update.
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>>13128611
I want to snuggle that pony in bed against her will until she accepts it
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*ˢᵏᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ* *ˢᵏᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ* *ˢᵏᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ*
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>>13128611
hooly shit what is that sweetie belle so angry at
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>>13128625
Y-yes there is... I'll just walk away.
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Slightly gaped ponuts.
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>>13128631
Whatever you say anon
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>>13128650
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>>13128649
Winking ponuts
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>>13128650
HNNNNNG

THANKS
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>>13128650
Hehehe
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>>13128650
Shit nigga, that is kawaii.
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>>13128646
She found out she has to take "special classes" in school. She doesn't even know what "azburgurs" is.
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>>13128638
update what?
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>>13128625
into the filter it goes
this shit is getting really annoying
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>>13128650
I'll just leave this here.
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>>13128645
roach pony, please/
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>>13128650
Oh man, that's adorable
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>>13128647
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>>13128562
because mlpg isn't gay enough already
https://googledrive.com/host/0B9gerq8yrBHSQk1aVFJ6UW5zRWs/dicksucker.html
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>>13128675
The thing!
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>>13128650
>no hat
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wwonders over yonder
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>>13128713
BACK THE FUCK OFF?
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>>13128693
Well, not really... I mean, nothing bad is going to happen, right?
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>>13128713
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>>13128703
I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.
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>>13128713
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>>13128736
BUT IT'S THE THING!
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>>13128650
who wants to bet that next year we're going to get moth pony threads on/mlp/
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>>13128698
>no grandmas
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>>13128683
NO!
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I want a series of AJ and giant moth shenanigans. Things like the moth keeps grabbing her hat, moving apples, landing on her, etc. Nothing bad, just being a nascence.
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>>13128650
hnnnnggggnnng
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>>13128742
i want to do Lauren Faust for making this horrible show.
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>>13128747
>next year

I give it a month, tops.
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>>13128755
And in the end, they fuck.
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>>13128761

It's her husband though.
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>>13128752
you can't suck a grandma's dick anon
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>>13128755
GODDAMN THAT MOTH IS ADORABLE
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>>13128755
>Applejack installs bug zappers.
>Has to nurse moth pone back to health with Fluttershy glaring at her.
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>>13128770
i'd make him watch
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>tfw big clit fetish
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>>13128763
i'm going by what happened with bat ponies and satyrs
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>>13128761
I enjoyed it fuck you.
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Okay you get the chance to punch any pony on the show in the face once
They materialize in front of you for about a second and there are no repercussions for you
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>>13128789
They are getting faster.
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>>13128765
No, at the end AJ finaly has the moth cornered as it lay there, unable to escape. She is able to kill it, but looks into those pleading, innocent eyes. It's so vulnerable, and all it wanted was some attention.
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>>13128770
>>13128785

>you are now aware that Lauren and Craig have, at the very least once, done the "RELEASE THE MCKRAKEN" thing in bed.
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>>13128802
Only the face? I can't punch pony anywhere else?
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>>13128790
but pinkie can fly
god I hate this inaccurate pic
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>>13128776
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>>13128802
Celestia for giggles
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One screenshot that you could take back in time 2 years that would cause the most craziness.
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>>13128816
nope
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>>13128831
Well shit. I wanted to punch Celestia in the cunt but I guess I'll give Rainbow Dash one in the gob.
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>>13128825

You didn't say canon.
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>>13128819
Who is silly pony?
Very silly pony?
Yes, hoho, is Applejack
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All contributors leave, this thread ded. The ride has ended thank goodness.
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>>13128825
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>>13128858
>signature
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>>13128790
for the show to be watchable for me they need to have the shark guy in every ep
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>all this moth
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>>13128847
knocking many gates and bumping many fences
Yes, hoho! is Applejack!
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>>13128825
EQG or Twilicorn is the obvious answer
I choose that still where it looks like Dash kisses Fluttershy
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>>13128856
I'm trying to jerk it here, you can't kick me out
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>>13128856
Anon save mlpg, be a contributor.
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>>13128868
>tfw blast wave is ded
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>>13128802
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>>13128845
We didn't have a markerhorse two years ago so this wouldn't do anything.
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>>13128644
she wants to snuggle you, too
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>>13128825
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Marker here
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>>13128899
No she has to pretend not to want to or it's no good
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>>13128886
>right to left
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>>13128884
Maybe.
http://www.patreon.com/blastwave
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>>13128883
Nope, I rather not. I have nothing to offer anymore.
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>>13128917
>The guy is confused that she is smiling at him after punching her in the face.
>And there is no damage.
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>>13128890
I saved this May 28, 2011.

I'm pretty sure that's over 2 years ago.
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>>13128912
okay, but she isn't very good at that
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>>13128917
She don't give a fuck, still loves you.
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>>13128825
Something like this, I guess?
I feel like I've lost all track of how weird things are so I don't really know which weird fetish screencap would be most effective
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>>13128926
>that lastest comic

Damn.
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>>13128890
Yes we did, faggot.
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