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Fresh Horse: you're in it
Stale Horse: >>13085129 (Dead)
Topic: Horse
>hope
horse?
>epar
>watching a show for little girls
>doge
Why are you posting worst pony?
>>13091013
What an ugly horse
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>>13091032
>implications
Here's version 1
>some cry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3CVCLm8l4
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This pone thinks she might be in love with you
Here's an attempt at shading. Just in case people didn't like the shading for it.
>>13091032
GG why do you dislike poor Dash so much
>>13091051
>shading with black
>>13091032
>namefag
please go and never come back
>>13091050
What a qt
>>13091055
It's not black, it's a darker version of her main color with transparency.

I'm not the best though.
>>13091046
>>13091051
That's creepy as fuck
>>13091050
I'm sorry but I have a waifu
>>13091055
>shading with horse poop
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>>13091050


purple horse princess says that even though you might think they’re all in good fun they are still extremely offensive and support rape culture which alters what people actually believe what and what isn’t rape and belittles the experiences and overall existence of the victims themselves and more than often blames and shames them for something that was not their fault, and in some cases even praises the rapist for their actions.

rape is not something to be joked about, regardless of your sense of humour. do not make thousands if not millions of silenced victims the butt of your unfunny jokes.
>>13091050
But I'm with Rarity
>>13091052
>GG why do you dislike poor Dash so much
someone's got to be last place
>>13091075
applejack looks high
>>13091046
WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY?

Its cute.
>>13091076
If rape isn't funny why am I laughing?
Pony is going to bite your dick off and fuck you with it
>>13091075
>not shading with horse poop
What's the matter? 2deep4u?
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>>13091050
Oh no, something is wrong with her leg
>>13091076
>>13091070
I thought it looked a little creepy but then again, she's like crazy happy in the background sometimes.
>>13091090
Somehow I dont think that would work very well
>>13091076
Pone wasnt going to rape you before but now shes considering it
>>13091055
Do you have a suggestion for how to shade better?
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>>13091076
But that's not true
thank you dmw.
now please stop invading this 4chan safe-space with your tumblr-centric views
you trigger me
>>13091099
But you're a slut since you got wings, just like princess sluthooves, except she was a slut even before getting wings
pony will never love you
>>13091089
Probably because people like this exist
>>13091076
>draw a pony
>add a text bubble or some other text that represents your moronic views
>pony is now representing your moronic views
every tim
>>13091076
I know I’ll lose followers, I know I’ll get hate mail, but I’m tired of my voice being silenced. I want to be heard. This is not a joke. Sexual abuse and molestation is not a joke. I’m a victim myself, and to see people taking it so lightly, is sickening. Rape is not a joke. Rape is not sexy. Stop glorifying these acts. I recently babysat a child who entered my room, and upon seeing my massive My Little Pony collection, she ran to my Friendship is Magic shelf and started naming them, and once she got to Celestia, she told me she rapes people. She simply googled images of Celestia, and that little girl now knows what rape is. That was the last straw. I haven’t told many of you, but I had a terrible rape experience and My Little Pony is my passion. This needs to end.

I want to make a difference. Im willing to fight. Down with Molestia! We need to take a stand. Who’s with me?

I know I’ll lose followers, I know I’ll get hate mail, but I’m tired of my voice being silenced. I want to be heard. This is not a joke. Sexual abuse and molestation is not a joke. I’m a victim myself, and to see people taking it so lightly, is sickening. Rape is not a joke. Rape is not sexy. Stop glorifying these acts. I recently babysat a child who entered my room, and upon seeing my massive My Little Pony collection, she ran to my Friendship is Magic shelf and started naming them, and once she got to Celestia, she told me she rapes people. She simply googled images of Celestia, and that little girl now knows what rape is. That was the last straw. I haven’t told many of you, but I had a terrible rape experience and My Little Pony is my passion. This needs to end.

I want to make a difference. Im willing to fight. Down with Molestia! We need to take a stand. Who’s with me
>>13091114
Now that I can agree with.
Good old based >rape
>>13091124
>tfw looking over at an empty bed
>>13091124
Sure she will.
>>13091135
Fuck, I meant >rape
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>>13090975 (Dead)
What if I just... You know...
>>13091134
>I know I’ll lose followers
hue
>>13091132
Well good thing they are morons that don't make it hard to edit so now Twilight loves rape jokes >>13091114
>>13091068
That's what one usually means when they say "shading with black"
>>13091111
Really, just buy the book Color and Light, it has everything you need to know about shading.
>>13091111
With colors; I guess.

http://purplekecleon.deviantart.com/art/How-I-See-Color-A-Tutorial-184642625
>>13091076
>first world problems
>>13091145
no she wont. shes not real. she can't.
>>13091167 (Dead)
TOO SLOW ISSAC
PONY IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND FIRED YOU

PACK YOUR STUFF AND CLEAR YOUR DESK
an attempt was sort of made
>>13091132
At any rate, most of those who opposed the blog went quiet for a bit, stating their disdain every so often but never actively waging a campaign against the blog.

It’s only until recently that someone had enough courage to say “fuck’em” and decided to rally others to speak out. Thus Down With Molestia was born.

And even NOW people who are for the movement are too afraid to voice their support due to having been harassed by fans in the past. They see others getting anon hate and rape apologists who are telling people to “take a fucking joke.”

Keeping it quiet, forcing others to do the same, telling you to “get over it,” these are all things that rape culture has been enforcing.

However keeping quiet about it won’t stop it and I can assure you that it will not make you feel better about anything.

Speak up against it.

And never let anyone silence you.
>>13091167 (Dead)
Fuck you and fuck your marker.
>>13091190
That's a nice style. I'll steal it!
>>13091182
Not with that attitude.
Only on tumblr is speaking out against rape jokes a bigger issue than addressing the almost daily, completely accepted rape of women in shithole countries

Only on tumblr is using gender neutral language to smash the patriarchy more important than womens education in afghanistan

Stop posting tumblr pls, its making me bitchy and a bit nauseous
>>13091190
What if I speak out against DWM because it's dumb as shit? Will I be the evil cissexual male rapist opressor supporting the patriarchy?
>>13091076
To say something shouldn't be joked for the sake of someone's feelings somewhere out in the world is insanely illogical and only promotes censorship.

You are wrong no matter how many times you like to cut it with feelings.
>>13091189
>lyra
Ugly and not cute pony
Get up, take her out and walk out of the house.
>>13091189
and then mewball drew himself fucking lyra to the surprise of no one
>>13091189
>not bonbon

0/10 get the fuck out of mlpg manlet
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>>13091185
I had a desk?
>>13091166
I've been meaning to look at it but I have to work around school.

>>13091169
Thanks that looks pretty useful.

Really though, It was just a bit of simple shading. I didn't really think it needed to be spectacular.
>>13091219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13091114
>>13091224
I don't want pony to drink me though.
>>13091132

>now in image form
>>13091224
What is any of them except ____________
>>13091189
That's pretty cute!
>>13091189
Requester here! Thank for the cute cuddling pony!
>>13091124
>>13091182
somewhere out there in an alternate universe pony exists and pony loves me

and I love pony back
Another guy is complaining about r34 being visible in image searches and on youtube.

That complaint is actually totally reasonable
>>13091224
Applejack

its obvious
>>13091224
Cheerilee
Years in the education system does this to you.
>>13091210
>>13091214
>>13091216
y-you too
>>13091219
10/10

I LOVE IT
>>13091227
>I've been meaning to look at it but I have to work around school.
It's only like 200 pages long and half of it is pictures.
>>13091232
10/10
>>13091189
ow

my heart
>>13091219
GIRLS ON FILM
GIRLS ON FILM
>>13091242
Yes, it is. But it's also the role of parents to monitor their child's access to internet.
>>13091189
I was hoping for pretty much any mare except for lyra

This lyra shit is getting old, mew. It's like you're just drawing yourself and your shitty background pony waifu.
>>13091242
I don't think r34 is visible after turning on safe search, unless safe search is fucked. But if you care so much, you can compile a list of the images that appear and send it to Google, I'm sure they'll list them as unsafe.
YouTube, no, it can't be, your video gets taken down very quickly if it is listed and has explicit content.
>>13091251
aw mewball i love you
>>13091242
Yeah but that applies to any show, not just MLP.
>>13091203
only white people matter, anon

>protect and patronize the minorities from the evil white people to make the evil white people feel good about themselves: the philosophy
>>13091227
this guy just did some nice videos on color

http://www.youtube.com/user/Sycra/videos
>>13091285
Thanks!
>>13091203
You mean tumblr doesn't actually care about problems and just wants to feel good about themselves?
What a fucking enlightenment.
>>13091299
Cadence
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>>13091267
WHAT IF HE'S DOING EXACTLY THAT
>>13091299
Who is that pink pony?
>>13091299
lyra
>>13091299
Who is Twist
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>>13091269
>YouTube, no, it can't be

Fluttershy: A let's play of Fluttershy gets r**ped. Princess Luna: Princess Molestia. Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie murders the scout, I guess? I don't really get it

Here's a google search. One of many
>>13091240
That's not how alternate universe work.
>>13091299
>>13091239
I love you Q
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>>13091299
FUCKING CADENCE

WHAT IS HER FUCKING PURPOSE
>>13091299
Cadance
>>13091308
>>13091267
i would never
>>13091308
i'm not a hateanon so i can be chill about this, but I think him constantly drawing himself having sex with Lyra is dumb.

and the drawings are kind of not very good
>>13091267
The request never really specified a pony though.
>>13091267
that's pretty much what all of contributors end up doing. Once they're decent enough, they can draw the stuff they like/their fetish and the rest of us either like it or have to ignore it.
>>13091267
>you're just drawing yourself and your shitty background pony waifu.
WELL THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

I would, too.
>>13091320
You don't know that
>>13091308
>head isn't actually resting in his lap
Wouldn't that put a lot of strain on her neck?
>>13091345
>kind of not very good
me unk agree this
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>>13091242
>recently set up tumblr account for little sister and showed her how to use it
>turned on all safety features possible


i am still worried she is going to be flooded with a million horse dicks.
>>13091318
I'm not getting any porn on the first 16 pages and I can't be assed to look any further
>>13091318
None of those youtube videos can have explicit content in them, and the subject matter is allowed to be explicit as long as it's not directly shown, that's kind of normal.
I guess Google needs to work on safe search though, that is indeed pretty shitty filtering.
>>13091308
WHAT IF IT WAS KARKAT ALL ALONG
>>13091350
I've always drawn what I wanted, regardless of my skills.
I hope none of you are doing drugs or drinking alcohol.
>>13091360
>recently set up tumblr account for little sister and showed her how to use it
Why
>>13091345
>i'm not a hateanon
>>13091361
Wait nevermind there was porn on page 1 and I didn't see it
>>13091345
im kind of disappointed that he doesnt draw actual sex with lyra
>>13091365
I like these comics, they're kind of like a simpler S1
>>13091383
Is pizza a drug?
What about OpenTTD?
>>13091383
put your ugly face-helmet back on

it's harder to hear you that way
So, stram is over. Thanks to everyone who stopped in!

Here's a bit of what I was working on.
>>13091406
I can confirm that OpenTTD is a drug
>>13091388
well i mean i am complaining about a person, but i'm not interested in mewball hating himself and leaving the general. and i don't mind that other people like these drawings, but, bluh. bluh!
>>13091383
Me? Oh, I would never.

[blazing intensifies]
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>>13091383
i would never do weed or alcohol because i know how much it would disappoint my waifue pinkie for throwing my life down the toilet
>>13091352
I do though. These alternate universes mostly collapse instantly or expand so fast that nothing can happen in them.
And even then the universes that manage to survive are similar to ours, only that the set of forces has different intensities. So there won't be magic, there simply will be a stronger gravity or a weaker electro-magnetism or something like that.

And even then, it would not be you who poni loves, it would be a random bunch of particles that somehow resembles the random bunch of particles that you identify as "I". You don't magically exist in multiple universes, you are only the very specific bunch of particles in this universe.

AND EVEN THEN these other universes are only virtual, and don't actually exist.
>>13091324
I love you too!

>>13091365
>(54)
Where can I find the rest?
>>13091430
You don't know that
>>13091372
jewballs hidden agenda revealed holy shit REDPILL REDPILL
>>13091428
>waifus pinkie
>doesn't do drugs or alcohol
DYEP?
>>13091414
Awww, I miss it! That is a cute interaction of Rumble and Flitter.
>>13091420
Oh noes!
Muh natty gains!
>>13091430
What? You can't be sure.
>>13091414

Also this.
>>13091394
>i am always the first guy to yell about broken horse anatomy
>unless i like the picture


unf dat panty covered horse buttcheek ass
>>13091431
here are two more pages. the manga came out on the twelfth, i guess. i haven't seen it posted anywhere

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/08/japanese-pony-manga-is-ridiculously-cute.html
>>13091430
That's exactly how none of it works, aside from the part about "I".
>>13091333
Being the crystal princess. I wouldn't have a problem with her being there if

a) other alicorns existed ruling over other countries within equestria and establish that Cadance is nothing special, while also estbalishing that Celestia and Luna are still above those alicorns
b) she wasn't such a boring Mary Sue.
>>13091455
I think it's supposed to be anthro anyway.
>>13091394
how is she holding that chip

how is she getting the chips out of the bag

how!?
>>13091383
I'm doing pony.
Is pony a drug?
>>13091372
I think its john in contacts

Karkat wouldn't have such shitty taste in horses. He'd be a master race bonbonfag.
>>13091451
You can't be "sure" about anything, but you can reach specific certainities.
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>>13091455
>unf dat panty covered horse buttcheek ass

god yes
>>13091455
>you will never be so disgusted with yourself that you long to be an inferior creature
>>13091458
Ah, well I cannot wait to see it when its release! Its adorable!
>>13091469
There was that youtube video showing a robot hand made out of a sandbag or something, though I can't find it.
im sorry a lot of you dont like my lyra drawings i guess

most of what i draw isn't lyra anyway, let alone lyra and anon... i mean, I draw a lot of lyra, but i as far as requests and other drawings and stuff i do for here and for fun it's usually random ponies. i just like to indulge myself sometimes i guess. i'll try to be more aware of it?
>>13091471
>The only good character in homestuck
>Not having well informed opinions on all the characters that actually have personalities
>not liking them all for their own reasons, except for fluttershy and pinkie, because they're fucking useless
>giving a shit about background whores
>>13091493
If you draw anon hugging a non-lyra pony with no lyra in sight we'll love you forever
>>13091493
But I like your lyra stuff. is cute
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>>13091473
That's what I mean, there could be an incredible breakthrough in Physics which would make more acceptable the idea of parallel worlds as that other guy see them.
>>13091493
Nigga I'm just a faggot. I wanted a different pony and just joking. Calm down
>>13091493
Mew, that's just one guy.
I'd be content if you drew nothing but anon/Lyra pics for the rest of your career here.
>>13091493
Dude just draw whatever the fuck you want to draw

people will bitch whatever you do, so you might as well do something you enjoy

As long as you don't go full Ross it's ok
Everfree fixed their stream, but it's not like it matters, next up is the podcaster Q&A aka >I'm i-important too, r-right guys?
In 2 hours it's a game dev panel with shitty games, in 3 hours brony musicians, in 4 hours more brony musicians
>>13091494
>or rarity because she's a spoiled bitch
>or twilight because she's a neurotic know it all that's so dense that she could jump start the formation of a star
>or rainbow dash because shes a pathetic egomaniac
>is there a reason to dislike applejack??????
>>13091503
That's Rose
>>13091503
That's...not by Dooks, mate
>>13091509
Yeah, but it's as likely as mathematicians finding out tomorrow that 1 + 1 = 3
>>13091493
anon hugging flitter

do it
>>13091516
>don't go full Ross

ross at least hasn't yet drawn only pictures of himself fucking sweetie belle

so there is that
>>13091522
Ass not large enough
>>13091493
No sweat. I figure you will draw her when I requested that and its cute. I thank you for it too. Just draw whatever you feel like it.
>>13091524
>>13091525

oh phew
>>13091493
You should go to bed.
>>13091534
If Ross drew himself, would he make himself an obese mime?
>horses in panties
aww yisss
>>13091543
let us ponder on this
>tfw you will never draw yourself romantically cuddling your pony wife
>>13091498
>>13091510
>>13091531
it might happen
>>13091501
>>13091513
>>13091516
>>13091539
yeah, i don't really plan on changing anything, but i guess i feel like i should apologize to those who don't like what i do, even if i didn't really do anything wrong
>>13091542
i agree

good night, mlpg
>>13091518
>a game dev panel with shitty games
Is the MMO still going to happen, though?
>>13091414
>>13091446

Looking at the thumbnail of this before I started redoing it reminds me how long it's been since I started this picture...
>>13091526
I don't think it's too farfetched, all that needs to be true about that specific universe is that it has pon that looks like the pon in FiM and that pon has similar multiverse theories to us and for some reason she really wants to bone this one specific guy. None of that is completely implausible.
Unless you were talking about the other guy's multiverse theory.
>>13091553
>tfw
>>13091554
good night horse
>>13091554
>it's still Lyra
>I'm still not out of the house and hugging a better pony read any other pony
1/10 you're dead to me
>>13091526
I'm not sure I get this analogy. Isn't "1+1=3" an axiom, whereas Physics are experimental and bound to change, theories bound to be challenged all the time, etc? I may be wrong, it's been a while since I've done any science.
>>13091563
THIS SHOULD NOT BE TURNING ME ON
>>13091554
I'm just going to pretend that's colgate
>>13091543
He already draws himself as a super buff man, as shown in his "FEAR ME MLPG" picture.
>>13091555
Well they are there, Legends of Equestria, and it has good chances of happening because it's shit in all regards with the ugliest visuals, so unless they break apart due to drama they will probably finish it.
>>13091554
>i guess i feel like i should apologize to those who don't like what i do, even if i didn't really do anything wrong
What if you become famous for your drawings? There will be people who don't like what you dotoo.
>>13091414
>>13091559

oh my god

who fucking cares
>>13091586
I care. Flitter is a qt.
>>13091586
That's rude, anon.
>>13091586
Calm down man.
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>>13091586
u wot m8
DRAW YOUR WAIFU
>>13091559
So when is it going to be done?
>>13091600
I don't actually have a waifu, I have favorite ponies but I don't think I would marry one.
>>13091559
If I have to be completely honest, your speed is one of the things that is keeping me from commissioning anything from you
>>13091600
Some other time, it's late.
>>13091569
There are axioms in physics aswell.
>>13091600
but i will be banned for posting her
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>>13091600
ok
>>13091612
My waifu is not even my favourite poni, and neither of them are the one I fap to most.

Get on my level.
Pony has brought you a chocolate cake!

Pony hopes you're not doing drugs or alcohol and encourages other ponies to not partake in the use of drugs or alcohol.
>>13091430
The multiverse/many-worlds interpretation is the idea that there is a universe for every outcome of everything, encompassing all things that could ever exist

Therefore among a sea of infinite universes there are many where physics allowed pony to exist, a smaller sample where they have multiverse theories of their own, etc. etc. until we get to a specific universe where the pony I love is just as she is in the show, believes in the multiverse theory, believes I'm in one of them, and for some cosmic reason is in love with me as well

This is simply what I choose to believe, no matter how delusional it may seem

Whatever helps me sleep at night
>>13091672
Did pony drug my cake?
>>13091677
No.
>>13091677
Yes.
>>13091672
but doesn't chocolate have caffeine in it?
>>13091694
Pony made sure this chocolate cake has no caffeine in it!
>>13091657
Could this be MLPG's new star artist?
>>13091675
And there's also the universe where the two of you are together, very much in love, and lead a happy, fulfilling life together.

Don't you kind of wish you could find that lucky fucker and take his place?
>>13091705
Fuck that pony.

Humans function better with drugs.
>>13091672
>implying ponk isnt on drugs 24/7
>>13091705
meh, I'd prefer a cake with real chocolate in it...

I know! I'll go score some Vicodin!
>>13091709
There's also a universe where he found that lucky fucker, took his place, and broke his waifu's heart by doing it
>>13091714
I function fine without drugs.
>>13091722
You could do better.

Here, swallow this concoction of racetams and amphetamines. It'll make you autistic smart.
>>13091722
You're technically on drugs every time you sleep. Your brain makes DMT, a powerful hallucinogen (it's why you dream).
>>13091709
>And there's also the universe where the two of you are together, very much in love, and lead a happy, fulfilling life together.
Very true, and that fills me with joy as well as a bit of sadness

>Don't you kind of wish you could find that lucky fucker and take his place?
Somewhat, but I don't think that would be wise
>>13091675
Thing is, this multiverse theory you apply does not make the different universes have different sets of laws of physics. So you can strike magic from the list.

Also
>infinite
No. Just a high number. A really fucking high number. A number so high that having a computer write it down would take thousands of years.

But not infinite.
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>>13091600
>>13091732
No, it's poison.
>>13091733
That's the brains natural juices, not actual man-made drugs.
>>13091746
...and? Humans are all about using tools to help themselves. If it weren't for man made drugs we'd live in a much shittier existence.
>>13091746
Do you also think vaccines are evil?
>>13091736
that style reminds me of someone
>>13091750
Not really.
>>13091751
Yes.
>>13091665
My favorite pony is Scootaloo followed by Pinkie. And I don't really fap to ponies.
>>13091746
It's not poison at the right doses.

Speaking of poison, my brother died from a chard overdose.
>>13091754
>>13091751
They cause autism! a supermodel told me
>>13091753
The eyelashes, probably
>>13091754
Are you just a retard or what?
>>13091762
That monster!
>>13091762
and I never get polio or smallpox without taking a vaccine.
>>13091771
Whatever, druggo.
>>13091754
oh no anon is trolling with his crazy backwards beliefs

or hes serious

lets ignore him and let him dream of the day when he can walk outside to a drug addled wasteland and say "i told you so" (it'll never happen)
>>13091736
Is that you? I thought you left here forever!
>>13091607

Hopefully soon. I'll put a little more time into it tomorrow.

>>13091618

That's what happens when I have to work a real job. It's also the reason I probably haven't been as aggressive as I should be about advertising myself for commissions. Sorry.

>>13091600

Okay fine

Jeez
>>13091753
It's not polite to talk of the hatful ded dotkwa
does anyone have that comic with mrs. cake anda filly who lost his toy ball in a river?
>>13091768
yeah, i see a lot of people do those eyelashes on tumblr

>>13091779
huh
>>13091758
>those opinions
>not fapping to ponies
Wow
Just wow
I respect them. It took me a year till I fapped to pony
>>13091778
>>13091600
>>13091774
and if you did you would fucking die from it.

and probably cause a small epidemic in your luddite little community of anti-vax niggerfaggots.

Go ahead though, we don't want your kind alive anymore.
>>13091778
Well, I guess if you have an actual job you're not so in need of getting commissioned then
>>13091788
Come on, he's fucking shitposting
>>13091788
It would all be part of jesus's plan
>>13091774
Assuming you weren't vaccinated, you're still free-riding on all the functional members of society who have been vaccinated. The existence of vaccines still protects you from those diseases, and not getting vaccinated is socially irresponsible.
>>13091788
Whatever you say, druggo, keep promoting your sick and degenerate behavior.

I'm absolutely disgusted at the amount of festering potheads in this general
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>>13091774
Lets post pictures of ponies instead!
>>13091785
hng
Daily remainder that you should vote at http://best-pony.tk for the most sluttiest pony.
>>13091812
Can you draw a Henry Killinger pony?
>>13091758
You don't really?
What does that mean?
>>13091784
I'm not against it on any sort of holier than thou thing. I just don't care for ponies sexually really. If I do fap to ponies it has more to do with the presence of my other fetishes really.
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>>13091800
What keeps ponies friendly and spirits high?

JESUS

Who raises the sun and moves the moon through the sky?

JESUS
>>13091793
>Well, I guess if you have an actual job you're not so in need of getting commissioned then
>7.85/hr

Heh

Eheheh

Heheheheh

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________NO.
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>>13091807
Quentin pls

have a pony
>>13091754
But the guy who started the whole vaccine/autism thing was proven to have been a gigantic shitbag liar out to make money, hence the lie.

The reason why autism seems like it has gone up isn't due to any increase, it's due to medicine advancing and identifying children with it. You can't have statistics for autism when none existed before hand since the disorder was not diagnozed and the patient were just written off as crazy.
>>13091828
What a shitty pony
>>13091827
I think you have a laughing problem.
>>13091735
>not infinite
You are right about that, I misspoke, though as many decisions that are going on every second it might as well be

>this multiverse theory you apply does not make the different universes have different sets of laws of physics
Is the foundation of physics not included in the decisions that create the stems of multiverses? Could the rules not branch a different way at the beginning of time? My knowledge of physics and science in general is quite limited and likely has a fair share of misinformation but that seems like something that would be more than feasible
>>13091793

I hope you're just saying that to be a dick.
>>13091829
You mean the patients ran off to the woods and died because they couldn't fit into society

>MY FAIRY MAIDEN WILL NEVER BE REAL
>FAREWELL THEE CRUEL ORDINARY HOMOSEXUALS
I was gonna draw monstergirls but nobody wanted any so here's Discord and Celestia sleeping together
>>13091777
Well, I suddenly got the desire to check the general.
And there, bam! I have to draw my waifu. Who am I to refuse?
>>13091851
>Is the foundation of physics not included in the decisions that create the stems of multiverses?
Nah.
>>13091862
>that whole episode.
It was kinda weird watching it knowing that celestia was doing it so she could finally get properly laid.
Are you all watching the buck livestream?
>>13091862

but discord is a monstergirl
>>13091862
The real monsters are people

Draw persongirls
>>13091870
How informative
>>13091818
I feel like I wouldn't do it justice.
>>13091867
Well that good to know. Come back when new horse comes, okay?
>>13091871
>no cutie mark
>no colours
>most common hairstyle in the show

WHO IS IT?!
>>13091888
pls
>>13091896
It's lyra

it's always lyra
>>13091862
>Q

Hehehe
>>13091785

>Silver Spoon's father peeks into her room before he heads in to work
>It's very early in the morning - still dark out.
>His daughter is sound asleep
>He gently pulls the blankets up over her shoulders and gives her a kiss on the cheek before quietly leaving the room, shutting the door behind him.
>>13091896
it's bat pony you diplodocus
>>13091895
Sure! Thanks. Do we know when it will?
>>13091916
>teeth

oh, of course.

I would.
>>13091887
bed=0pone
>>13091922
We pony. Or take a break and do something else.
>>13091937
Oh, I meant the premiere dates for season 4, sorry. But I found them with my google-fu.
me beb
>>13091951
November 20-something. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
>>13091960
I'd rather be a pony.
>>13091961
I bet you would, lame-o!
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I've got a whole world of amazing porn drawn by talented artists at my fingertips and yet I'm still going to go lie down on my bed and crudely draw ponies doing lewd things for my enjoyment and never show anyone

Goodnight mlpg
>tfw you lose weight and your dick measures a quarter inch longer
>>13091978
That's nice. You're being creative.
>>13091978
>Getting off to your own artwork
burn the witch
>>13091985
Rainbow Dash please.
>>13091997
>tfw gg is ded and hats me
>>13092014
I'm right here chief
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I drew a pone
>>13091997
I don't think my art is sexy...not at all.
>>13091978
I'll find you you goddamn faggot. THEN ALL THE GENERAL WILL SEE YOUR CRUED PORN DRAWINGS
>>13092038
RIP in pease
I wish I could masturbate to my own porn.
>>13092007
Please fuck you with my seemingly longer futa mare cock?
Gladly
>>13092055
you'd never need to leave the house
>>13092055
Well maybe you just need to keep drawing porn until you draw something you can
>>13092067
What, you buy your porn in shops?
>>13092092
where the fuck else are you gonna get it scrub
>>13092007
>>13092092
>buying porn
>tfw you can fap to your own porn and have done so
>>13092122
>white horse
>dash
Fucking idiot
>>13092048
Well there is this one orgasm face I've been thinking of posting...

>>13092067
It's true
>>13092143
Jalm pls
>>13092143
>tf
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>>13092118
Wouldn't you like to know...
>>13092143
>tfw no internet
>tfw you can still have drawings to fap to
>>13092173
>>13092039
Its a cute pony. She has a big belly.
Zeekie Boogie Dogg
>>13092188
man, i know it's stupid as fuck to miss dial up and 800 x 600 monitors, but everything about that picture looks fucking awesome. i miss when pcs were monsters
>>13092203
I've been having problems with proportions lately. I can't really find a good process to make body shape consistent so I end up eyeballing it in.
Has anyone seen this one?

Go to youtube. Search for "ponies". Wait
>>13092241
You're pretty fucking slow.
>>13092248
Apparently I am too

Fuck.

That's annoying.
>>13092122
i like the choice of related links
What if we take Twilight Sparkle

AND GIVE HER WINGS
>>13092310
>>13092241
If you search for "bronies" the same thing happens except the ponies are dressed up like babies.
>>13092318
Then you would have butt hurt
There's a picture of Fluttershy just sitting in this absorption thread on /d/. It was posted like 20 minutes ago and no replies. It's kind of interesting how little /d/ cares about ponies.
>>13092329
huh, weird
>>13092320
>>13092348
>absorption thread
Later faggots
>>13092348
what are you doing browsing d saine

is there something you'd like to -- who am i kidding i browse there too
>>13092368
I thought it was pretty obvious I browse /d/. I'm sure with the vore and various conversations about sex people would be on to me.
>>13092385
i don't really browse the general as often as i used to so i'm kind of out of the loop
>>13092348
Most boards don't care or ignore it. Only /v/ and rarely /g/ gets buttmad about ti
Now let the horsefucking commence.
>>13092207
I never had internet in the days when dial up was a thing. Yet I sometimes pretend I remember it.
>>13092385
Problem with vore threads on /d/ is that it's mostly the same pictures because there's so little actual good stuff.
>>13092402
>Only /v/ and rarely /g/ gets buttmad about ti

you forgot co
>>13092415
I'm only a little interested in vore and even then I prefer soft vore. I found a pony vore artist today though. Ponythroat.
>>13092348
>There's a goo thread on /d/
>>13092410
>Yet I sometimes pretend I remember it.

say it sucked and everyone will think you're on the level. getting a busy signal as a teenager is, i think, the most maddening thing i have ever experienced in my life

always appreciate how insane this always on thing is
>>13092438
I only like soft vore. There are some pretty nice pony drawings. There's also that interactive fic that's mediocre at best but really seeing how little choice there is...
>>13092207
Remember when CD-ROMs needed that special case thing to be put into the drive?
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>>13092452
>pantyanon is live on /unf/
>>13092481
Choo Choo. Next stop nostalgia
>>13092477
It's like that with TF stuff too unfortunately.
>>13092477
>>13092496
At last you know the pain of inflationfags
>>13092501
Luckily you have LK to draw some inflation stuff. There's no artist here that'll draw vore
>>13092501
I guess we also both know the horror of laziness and circle tool
>>13092512
There's Khorme
>>13092512
There's Khorme.
(Testing shit. Please ignore these posts)


21/F and 26/M in NY. We are chillin, laid-back, very kinky and would love to find a cool chick to hang out with. Skype us at dreamgroovers
>>13092501
I feel like Inflation is a little bit less rare than vore and TF art though. It suffers from the same problem of needing sequences to do it justice but seems less difficult than tf stuff.

>>13092512
Not a one.
>>13092537
Go away
>>13092516
>>13092519
oh no! there are 2 Khormes!
>>13092525
>these posts

uh...
can you please test your spambot somewhere else
Could someone post the crop with Sweetie Belle and the match from the comic? I'm on my phone and need it for reasons
>>13092544
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?
>>13092577
Okay, we can figure this out

One of them only lies and the other one only tells the truth, so we just have to ask one of them if the other one will tell the truth!
>>13092567
i tried google image searching it for you, but i don't see it. i think. is it supposed to be sweetie belle holding a match?
>>13092604
It's her lighting up the match with her chin
>>13092614
Thanks Anon!
>>13092614
anon saves the day!
>>13092614
>You'll never watch a pile of logs burn with Sweetie
Flame is love
Flame is life
Horse butts
>>13092632
>Rumble will never give you a wingjob
>>13092614
I was thinking of a different one.
>>13092647
never say never
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You can go to Equestria.

But you must slay the next Tarakian and allow my evil to persist throughout the cosmos.
>>13092625
Someone needs to draw a horrified Rarity looking at a burning Carousel Boutique while Sweetie sheepishly saying sorry
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/1/1/199633/full.png
unf
>>13092692
Yeah yeah, whatever you say, just send me to Equestria
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>>13092614
You know suddenly all those ideas of Sweetie learning to magic became much more entertaining than they were already.
>>13092707
A reason why I'd love an episode like that is because Sweetie will cry and be sad and consider herself a failure.

Imagine how cute and adorable she'd be in a state like that. You'd just want to hold her and tell her that everything will be okay and that she'll eventually get it.
>>13092700
>full
No shit.
>>13092734
Heh.
>>13092726
And then imagine how happy she'll be when she finally succeeds.

An episode like that would probably kill me
>>13092726
adopt a child you faggot
>>13092748
>Someone from MLPG
>be entrusted with a child
I sometimes forget that there are people here who have children.
I wonder if whenever someone is taking a request they'd ask their children what they would want to see with the ponies.
I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!
>>13092764
>their children respond with "DICKS! LOADS OF DICKS!" in unison
>>13092803
I got the phone number of an avg Korean girl while drunk at a bar last night
I can't remember if she's attractive or not and I'm pretty sure we have very little in common but she keeps IMing me and I'm scared
>>13092803
I...I HAVE CANCER
>>13092819
Just send her a photo of your hairy ass. that should shut her up
>>13092824
That could backfire pretty bad
>>13092803
I...I...I HAVE A PONY WAIFU
>>13092819
Then get back in touch with her and find out if she's worth it.
http://puu.sh/4arJO.jpg

WHICH ONE

HOW HARD
>>13092819
Skype it up, talk a bit, get in touch, then see where it leads to.
>>13092821
did that cancer anon died. i remember him posting some months ago
>>13092857
none of them.
i hate that artist's shit
>>13092857
all
angry god
>>13092857
1 and 4.
Sned her into the wheelchair
>>13092857
All of them.

With my dick.
>>13092881
>not the maternity ward
It's not weird to lucid dream about turning into a pony and being a bride, right?
>>13092904
It's not as weird as to lucid dream about turning into a pony and being a groom.
>>13092923
>>13092904
you two should lucid dream marry each other
>>13092904
>>13092923
>>13092927
thisismyfetish.jpg
>>13092904
>>13092923
I wish I could lucid dream.
>>13092923
But I feel more comfortable as the bride
and as the mother
>>13092956
Eight foals
You have been visited by the Pink horse of good fortune.

If you see this pony while scrolling you must a say prayer to the pink pony of good fortune and post Thank You Pink in this thread.
>>13093003
Thank you, Pink
>>13091224
applejack
>not fooling around with AJ tenderly after losing a drinking contest
>>13092973
Anon eight foals is a lot.
>>13093003
Thank You, Pink
>>13093003
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>13093021
But it's not too many
>>13093003
PANK
>>13093034
>That top right picture
unf
Thank you, Ponk
>>13093003
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SMILES
>>13093034
That top pose is my fetish.
I am so lonely in this fetish.
>Fantasizing about being turned into a mare, getting marred and having 8 foals
Why
>>13093057
Don't ask, just play along.
>>13093061
No I'm asking why am I aroused by the fact that I want these things to happen to me.
>>13093065
Because you're a huge sub
>>13093051
this is the only other picture of it that I know
it's a good pose
>>13093003
th-thanks pink
>>13093088
What about http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/5/10/321561/full.png ?
>>13093085
I'm sure I'm not.

There's just something about being a turned into a pony wife and mother.

Just being turned into a mare in general.
>>13093003
Thank you Pink
I'm quitting pony for a week, faglords
you are now pone
you have just married a handsome stallion
do you get pregnant right away, or do you hold off for a few years?
>>13093129
Get pregnant after a few months.
>>13093128
See you in a week!
>>13093128
See you in 10 minutes
>>13093128
You wouldn't dare.
Looks like Loiro got into the people-clothes, again
http://derpiboo.ru/409724
>>13093129
Is getting divorced an option?
>>13093129
>Implying I'm not already pregnant
>Implying that isn't why we're getting married
I didn't get a white dress
>>13093128
What else are you going to draw in the meantime?
>>13093145
Looks like she also got into the mallomars.
>>13093128
You fool.
You don't quit.

You may not be here, but you never quit.
You can't quit it, it's a part of you just like your own skin.

Shaking it from your mind only makes it worse, like a burning sensation deep inside your cranium.

You're quitting now? Lets just see how fast it'll take you to crack under the pressure.
>>13093152
My dick
>>13093159
>>13093147
Please tell me this is suppose to be humor and not some ancient jap's fetish
>>13093159
>not just naming the file "anon critiques cheshire"

You probably write fanfiction, huh?
>>13093170
http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/
http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?yt=ZZ5LpwO-An4&width=192&height=120&flux=1&direction=rand
>>13093177
I would if I could write
>>13093189
>he thinks you need to be able to write in order to produce fanfiction

Are you enjoying your first day on the Internet?
>>13093184
magical
>>13093184
2dose4me
>>13093034
>>13093088
>>13093108
More please
>>13093199
What if he has a phobia of writing stories?
>>13093184
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6UXGEbaP5Ug

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6sNPKg0gkmc&flux=0&direction
>>13093230
I wish there was more
http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?yt=qQSz6gKdhO8&width=192&height=120&flux=0&direction=top_left

rarara
>>13093230
sorry mang
the "face down, ass up" pose while asleep is actually hard to come by
>>13093240
Part 2?
>>13093230
http://derpicdn.net/img/2012/7/8/36531/full.jpg
This is the onyl other picture I could find
>>13093240
this place is disturbingly briliant sometimes.
>>13093161
Post the pictures on tumblr
>>13093243
>that series of videos

Ponk > Slut > Hick > Cunt > Quiet > Book
A reminder that no-ones ever going to make a decent pony game
OVERDOSE
I want pony to play with my beard
>>13093282
Because Klondork is busy and Jalmbait is ded
>>13093248
You could always request it from one of the drawfags.
Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk

Additional weekend dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU
>>13093282
Good.
>>13093257
I don't have it if it exists

I do have this though
What if best JoJo was in Equestria?
>>13093282
>DICE is never going to make another real BF
>Or a BF194*
>Or a BF214*
>No-one is ever going to make a war game that captures the emotion of a war film
>>13093184
This is gonna be my wallpaper
>>13093331
BF4 is looking really solid now.
>>13093332
That must be the gayest song ever.
>>13093353
There seems to be a new 'gayest song ever' every single week.
>>13093331
>>No-one is ever going to make a war game that captures the emotion of a war film
>>13093353
hard to tell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU&list=PLss7HwP2DRgf3H0HQc1frpik5SRiePhSD
>>13093360
But that one has been the gayest song ever for years.
>>13093363
>Implying
It didn't do anything for me
>>13093360
http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?yt=3j4t185wl-0&width=192&height=120&flux=1&direction=rand
>>13093353
>>13093364
Are you even trying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
>>13093372
War movies don't do anything for me either
>>13093380
>implying it's not in my "Manly Playlist" which isn't comprised of mostly gay and girly songs
also
>>13093394
Post the playlist, I need it
>>13093331
>tfw Six Days
>>13093331
>no one will ever make a war-film that captures the emotion of a war novel
Movies suck at everything games do.
>>13093400
It's small
>>13093364
>>13093406
Thanks man
>>13093410
Fuck no
>>13093404
And vice versa, unfortunately.

Only real exception is The Last Of Us. Please don't even bother trying to deny it.
>>13093410
I'll take what I can get
Your waifu is now a stallion. Do you still love him?
>>13093440
Yes
Even more so
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>you will never wake up with a qt π+1 pony in your arms
>you will never stay in bed with them until they wake up
>>13093331
the only FPS i ever played that came close to having any kind of atmosphere was red orchestra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQSkcZn8i3k
>>13093440
maybe
>>13093440
>Rarity

Yes.

He'd probably still like wearing panties.
>>13093458
He would probably make you wear them instead.
>>13093440
Can I be a girl now?
Rollin'

Evens - Draw
Odds - Vidya
Dubs - Sleep
>>13093240
Damn... gonna have to hold back for a few days so I get a good load built up.
http://i.imgur.com/54qMaLN.jpg
>>13093455
>Certain that you've got 3 riflemen staring at your cover
>Just stuck there out in the open waiting for someone to kill you
>Listening to the other guy behind your cover that was unlucky enough to pop out of cover bleed out
>Listening to him call for his mother

Playing that shit with the volume turned up and the lights off is great
>>13093458
>tfw I had a dream about buying a Rarity-colored horse dildo last night
>>13093477
You said there'd be more Tough Cookie.

Where is the Cookie, Ross?
>>13093489
>not buying it anyways
>>13093466
My fetish, it is this
>>13093507
I live with other people
>>13093466
I like to think he would understand his role in our relationship enough to know who's wearing the panties.
>>13093469
I'm sure it's possible. Magic n shit
>>13093487
>bleed out
wait, red orchestra 2? last time i checked that whole thing got call of duty'd pretty bad.
>>13093440
>Prince Celesita
Probably, but more as a bro
>>13093440
Yes
Bisexual master race
>>13093519
>not buying one for each of them too
Pony wants you to help her gain weight

Pony wants to be obese
>>13093547
Not going to happen.
So uh, any Sweetie Belle requests?
>>13093547
I tell pony no
>>13093547
No
>>13093440
Of course~
Maybe even more~
>>13093547
Pony will have to do that without my help and I will let her no that I definitely do not approve of this.
>>13093555
oppai loli Sweetie Belle
>>13093555
I request that you stop drawing.
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>>13093563
~
>>13093547
i remind pony that pony is already pretty chubby by default and that further gain isn't good for her health
>>13093532
You can still bleed out in RO2
I missed the boat for RO1 but all of the claims about RO2 were greatly exaggerated
It was just buggy in the beginning but it's a great game
>>13093571
Something is wrong with her forehead
>>13093553
>>13093556
>>13093560
>>13093564

Then pony leaves you and tells all other ponies how mean you are.

No other pony ever speaks to you again.
>>13093480
stram
>>13093547
LK pls stram draws
>>13093584
Pony pls
>>13093584
Pony is a spoiled brat that needs to know what tough love is
>>13093574
What would a tilde cutie mark even look like?
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>>13093569
>oppai loli
>>13093547
Pony should check her thin privilege, I like her as she is.
>>13093574
~~~
why are stallions always so attractive while most human males are not?
>>13093601
A tilde?
>>13093601
How about a tilde?
>>13093584
I reassure pony that she's beautiful as she is already, and then take her out on a picnic
>>13093601
It would look like the word 'unf'.
>>13093601
More importantly, what would be the talent associated with it?
>>13093584
If thats the sacrifice I have to make to stop pony froms ystematically killing herself, I'll accept it.
>>13093609
Because hooves
>>13093480
STRAM
>>13093547
rediv pls
>>13093579
i like how they did great improvements with the guns and ballistics, adjustable sights and so on, as well as some of the mechanics of infantry combat and maps, but leveling and unlockables are retarded.
and the tanks in ro2 suck fucking balls.
>>13093610
>>13093614
>>13093617
combine these, make it look like 'unf~'
>>13093589
>>13093635
But I won't be able to for very long.
>all this tilde talk
>tfw TAW is ded and hats us
>>13093609
I'm not sure but damn, I would any stallion of the mane 6
>>13093658
It's ok

Just stram
>>13093662
I would pretty much any stallion
>>13093686
All at once?
SHINGEKI IS SO SLOW PACED
>>13093702
~~~~~~~~
http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?b=1&yt=JqrQ6lSOYxI&width=192&height=120&flux=0&direction=rand
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>>13093686
ANY stallion?
>>13093707
tilde
>>13093716
Of course there are exceptions, like all of the colts
>>13093661
TAW was the one who made me get annoyed whenever I see tildes being spammed
>>13093724
>like all of the colts

This guy. Featherweight and Rumble are qts
>>13093724
>not wanting to fuck Rumble
>>13093724
But Snails is bigger then most stallions
>>13093661
He was a big baby anyways.
Like Lamar but with writing.
>>13093724
>not wanting to be mounted by a colt that's a quarter of your size, yet completely in control
>>13093707
>eight tildes
so, the main six as stallions and two more?
>>13093735
Ross pls draw Cookie.

At least finish that one pic of him you started.
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>>13093779
>tfw need 8 more cursors but they're at 6bil per cursor already
>>13093765
That sounds pretty fucking hot
The +2 can be celestia and luna
>>13093745
SB pls
>>13093794
hi sb

sugar stuffing pic when
>>13093705
The new episode was miles ahead of the last 3 or 4 in tersm of HAPPENING though.
>>13093799
~U~N~F~
>>13093794
[vomiting intensifies]
would a stallion be big enough to let you suck them off while you fuck them
>>13093779
I reached 1.6Mc/s yesterday and stopped playing because the game told me to.
>>13093779
>>13093779
I'm missing two upgrades and I don't know what they are.

I'm at 4 million cookies per second.
>>13093779
>tfw no e621 account posting
>>13093833
Did you refresh? He updated the game a few hours ago, there are more now and the 99 billion one is tons cheaper.
Also, you can't get the last upgrade yet, its not implemented
>>13093814
Why am I so attracted to stallions all of a sudden
>>13093833
One gets unlocked when you reach 150 cursors I think and the last one isn't available yet
what does LK work as anyway?
he's kinda starting to give the impression that he's working daily late shift in a coal mine or something
>>13093845
I have 100 cursors and am at 40/41 upgrades, so I'm pretty sure you don't get any at 150
What if pony was tiny?
>>13093860
Nevermind then
Joke's on you, I was just pretending to be a pone
>>13093861
I can't fuck something that small
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Hey fellas, what was that game with the robot girl with the police siren on her head and who put out fires? Power Switch? Power something, can't remember.

Wearing some blue suit.
>>13093895
Jokes on you, that's my fetish
Pony has no need for love while she has her spinny fan
fatfags pls

keep going
>>13093861
What if pony was sleepy/ing?

Do this, for me
>>13093902
Mighty Switch Force
]OOOOOOOOBOOPOOOO[
>>13093902
Mighty Switch Force
>>13091150
Well, she can shapeshift so I guess it's okay?
>>13093861
too small
pony should be this size
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>>13093860
I heard it's 160 cursors

I'm on 148 at the moment

I just accidentally bought a 38B time machine when I meant to buy a 14B cursor

One misclick can mean literal hours of time wasted in this game.

Much like most games, I suppose...
>>13093855
"overnights" is as much as I know
>>13093907
so autistic
>>13093913
note to sellf don't do this sleepdrunk
>>13093929
such aspergers
>>13093908
>lk and gypsy will never finish the fat story
>>13093923
>tfw I had 40 time machines before he updated the progression curve and my cps jumped from 2mil to 30mil
>>13091350
Green Anon is best Anon.
>>13093912
>>13093915

Yeah, that's right. Thanks.

Gonna draw Sweetie Belle in that outfit now bye
Twilight Sparkle just found Cookie Clicker
>>13093945
Awwwww yeah
>>13093907

but most ponies are unimpressed by spinny fan

That pony must be special
>>13093949
>she beats it in a single hour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWtsb2oJmu4
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>>13093958
>thumbnail
>neon green on yellow
which princess should I draw
>>13093958
>DHX rigs

Hasbro could seize that video.
>>13093972
>>thumbnail
chrome keeps fucking up my scripts. which one works?
>>13093986
THE BEST PRINCESS OF THEM ALL
>>13093986
Princess Pinkie.
>>13093986
the one with the biggest cock
>>13093941
>tfw I wasted 100 billion on the last upgrade before I refreshed, finding out that it got reduced to 10 billion while the time machine costs and production skyrocketed
I wish I had known that before, I'd probably bet at 100 million cps by now.
>>13093990
I'm not using imgur script/4chanx, I'm using 4chan's inline extension's youtube embedding
>>13093929
Austic pony cant deal with lack of capital letters and use of full stop's.
>>13093986
Celestia please
>tfw BF3 is super bugged with 460's in SLI
>Alt-tabbing whilst playing crashes the entire system
>Can't pone while pew-pewing
;_;
>>13094003
>>13094012
This one
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>>13094008
>stop's
http://i.imgur.com/Yw3Xg3V.png
>>13094018
But without the cock please
>>13094022
>>13093986
your OC as a princess
>>13094029
eww
HAHA, WORKOUTS
>>13094045
>>13093986
You should draw all four of them as not princesses. Cadence as a pegasus, other three as unicorns.
>>13094029
rediv, I told you to stop.
>>13094052
>pinkie_practices_her_rimming.gif
im ded
>>13094029
>>13094029
u-unf
>>13094052
would you get fit with pinkie?
>>13094029
>someone copied LMJ's shitty style of lines that make you think you need glasses
Today is a horrible day
>>13094070
do you hat us?
>>13093986
draw princess funny eyes.
>>13093731
>>13093748
He was still the only one who kept writefagging alive in MLPG.

Now that he's gone, it's dead here
>>13093986
Celestia with a cock.
Alternatively, Celestia without a cock.
>>13094041
I fucking love meta humor.
Goddamn my sides.
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I made this OC ages ago and now I suddenly decided I love her.
She's a UFO enthusiast and.beginner conspiracy theorist. She has a hamster called Puff Puff.
>>13094102
She's pretty cute
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>>13094102
She looks like an actually cute Twist

I like her
>>13094102
>ocs
>>13094102
So Featherweight fucked Chicken Butt?

UNF STRAIGHT SHOTA IMPREG
>>13094102
that's a cute pony.
>>13094102
your stuff is cute as always
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Needs More Lauren Faust.

Hey I'm Back!
>try to figure out where this is from
>anime called Hen Zemi
>start watching it
Holy shit it's MLPG where a vanilla person joins a bunch of fetish faggots.
>>13094102
Looks like a huge fucking dork

pls more
>>13094102
Stupid tinfoil hat earthy. That picture is obviously of a dragon.

Also, I bet she and Lyra would have a great time discussing that the alien monkey sightings.
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>>13094123
OCs are super fun to make. I can come up with shitty OCs all of the day bro.
>>13094102
''I TELLS YA, THE CANTERLOT WEDDING ATTACK WAS AN INSIDE JOB''

''STAY BLUEPILLED''
>>13094102
That is absolutely adorable.
>>13094102
Gonna draw porn of her.
>>13094157
there's no need for them, in my onion.
Keep having fun. I guess.
>>13094160
>WHERE ARE THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES?
>>13094102
She is a cutie. I remember some poster associate with her with Flying Saucer.
>>13094157
But neither of those are shitty

Where are my eye-gougingly awful redandblack alicorns
>>13094157
>I can't come up with one
>>13094167
>she uses a rocket shaped dildo
>>13094157
I can never come up with any. I think color schemes scare me
>>13094160
''THANKS CELESTIA''
>>13094138
>Holy shit it's MLPG where a vanilla person joins a bunch of fetish faggots.
explain.
Draw a cute Princess Featherweight.
>>13094180
http://colorschemedesigner.com/
>Ponybots: Unlocked by clearing every stage on medium difficulty

Attacks:
>Electric Discharge: 0 PP required, 15% Power, Special Damage, Stun
>BB Chain Gun: 10 PP required, 25% Power, Physical Damage, Attacks a horizontal row of enemies
>Cybernetic Lazer: 10 PP required, 25% Power, Special Damage, Attacks a vertical row of enemies
>Jet Hoof: 25 PP required, 50% Power, Physical Damage, Ranged, Armor Break
>Missile Barrage: 40 PP required, 70% Power, Physical Damage, Homing attack
>Weapons Depot: 80 PP required, 85% Power, Physical + Special Damage, Attacks Multiple enemies

Skills:
>Shield Beam: 5 PP required, reduces physical damage by 25%
>Speed Booster: 10 PP required, increases travel speed for 10 seconds
>Barrier Beam: 10 PP required, reduces special damage by 25%
>Mode-P: 25 PP required, user gains flying
>Double Guard Beam: 30 PP required, rudeces physical and special damage by 50%
>Mode-U: 25 PP required, boosts special damage attacks by 25%
>Hyper Drive: 40 PP required, greatly increases travel speed for 10 seconds
>Mode-A: 55 PP required, temporarily boosts all stats by 25%

Abiliites:
>Solar Battery: Gains PP while in sunlit areas
>Focus Proccessor: Immune to Daze, Forget, and Terror
>Self Destruct: inflicts 100% physical damage to enemies around it when defeated
>Vital Calibrator: increases critical hit rate by 50%
>Hover Hooves: immune to trap flooring
>Nuclear Core: inflicts 200% special damage to all on screen enemeies if defeated
>>13094157
Those are some funny looking apples they're selling.
>>13094174
Right here
>>13094183
It's about a tame girl that joins a college group who study fetishes.
>>13094143
anon why do we like dork girls?
>>13094187
whoever this was directed at, i fully support this request
>>13094137
>>13094208
Because we are dorks too.
>>13094205
oh wow. I'm so watching that.
SAY HELLO TO MY CUTE BOMBS
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>>13094217
yeah I know

dweeb
>>13094223
first on the circlejerk train, eh?
>>13094203
I've seen worse.
>>13094219
I'm no animu fag but here's where I'm watching.
http://www.animeseason.com/hen-zemi/
>>13094223
HHGHGHGNGNNNNNG
>>13094231
>jelly
>>13094220
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE PONY
>>13094172

I remember that too

anon was being weird in that thread

its a cute pony and that is really all that can be said
>>13094223
Its the glasses. Those glasses that make the pony cute.
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>>13094215
Haven't seen this one posted in a while
>>13094235
The intro is...
well, is this supposed to be a kind-of hentai anime?
I mean...
The fuck's wrong with the intro?
>>13094259
maybe
>>13094223
This is now dotkwa's song.
[music]
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>>13094259
I disagree
>>13094271
Still cute. Will pat her head.
>>13094264
Kind of. Just watch it.
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Play any fun games today mlpg?
>>13094281
I say he still looks stupid with that bowtie.
>>13094281
The bowtie still looks shit
>take Sugar out to dinner
>order dessert
>she doesn't get anything because she says she's watching her figure
>offer her some of yours and tell her you're watching her figure too
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>>13094297
I died in ToME. Again.
>>13094297
No.
>>13094297
Did some silly L4D2 with mic spam yesterday. Maybe today I'll play Payday2 and see how the update changed the game, if at all. Also wondering why it's taking up 20 gigabytes.
>>13094297
Been playin some FF14, shits good
>>13094334
>>13094297

>tfw login servers are down
>>13094304
>Sugar anything
unf
>>13094309
what's that piece of pony called?
>>13094338
why are you so shit taste?
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>>13094354
Tail Dock.
>>13094347
>tfw no friends to play with
>>13094348
I still think SB's anthro femsnails/Spice should look something like Watamote/Spaghetti-chan
>>13094368
>tfw have a mumble group full of friends poopsocking
>>13094368
there's a whole steam group ffs
>>13094391
There is?
>>13094367
how does it....react to the touch?
>>13094381
...poopsocking?
>>13094368
anon for heaven's sake we're all on steam.
except me.
>>13094378
I think Spice should have Stacy Keibler legs, but be completely flat.
>>13094378
that would be cool. the girl from Wakamote is adorable and a disturbing pervert
>>13094378
Who?
>>13094309
pony tails don't work like that. They're not little nubs with hair, they're longer than that. The dock is just the part that's visible.
>>13094401
Poopsocking is an old MMO joke term. It describes people that are so involved in the game, that instead of going to their toilet to shit, they poop into a sock instead as to not leave the screen. I don't think anyone has really done it.
>>13094408
Yeah, Spice being A-cup seems to be the thing
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>>13094422
>>13094223
is that arthur?
>>13094407
I was not aware of this at all
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>>13094297
MLPG

MLPG

MLPG
>>13094433
I'm pretty sure people have done it.
>>13094434
>>13094408
>Twiggy
>>13094437
I want to hug that horse.
>playing MMOs
>not playing Cookie Clicker
>>13094450
go fuck yourself, bcs.
>>13094422
>>13094437
horse tails look something like that without hair
>>13094463
candybox > cookie clicker
>>13094449
and it only took you three years!
>dorky femsnails
http://derpiboo.ru/328586

still say Mangneto's Spice is good for a base on that
>>13094463
>Not playing BF3
>Not clicking on heads and collecting points
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Acceptible.
>>13094487
What is it called then
>>13094495
>tfw bad at clicking on people so I can't get gud
Guess I'll just continue playing support then.
>magneto is ded
>>13094512
the group is called MLPG
>>13094512
for heaven's sake man! it's in the mlpg marker, all the time!
>>13094495
>giving EA money
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>>13094491
Would you?
>>13094523
he's not, he just draws his own furry characters or his friends'
>>13094530
>implying anyone reads that

Seriously, I've never once read it
>>13094533
>Being some video game crusader
>>13094535
Between Sugar and Spice?

I pick Being between Sugar and Spice.
>>13091167 (Dead)
Do you sometimes cut off your filenames just so someone will ask
>>13094543
>video game crusader
>>13094543
>supporting cancer
>>13094500
>>13094535
i really love mang's shit
>>13094523
He was here for awhile, but maybe people ran him off or he got bored. I'm sure GG can get him back though.
CRUSH EVERYONE
>>13094533
he's a decent fetish writer.
>>13094558
>being /v/
>>13094547
Explain.
In detail.
>>13094541
you've got issues.
>>13094562
no one ran him off. he just likes other things more
>>13094535
http://derpiboo.ru/300732

I totally would

also my current headcanon is that, although she probably literally eats the same ammount as Femsnips/Sugar, Femsnails/Snips is one of those people who have a impossible time gaining weight... but some of it will still find it's way to her butt, which is the opposite of what she was going for
>>13094541
then you've got only yourself to blame, don't you?
>>13094558
Actiblizz is so much worse than EA
>>13094500
>>13094535
Thats a cute lyra
>eel massage
that's new.
>>13094572
I know

>>13094580
But it was so many words
>>13091267
If you could draw, would you draw anything else?
Note that if you respond in the affirmative I will challenge you to draw
lubby chudder
>>13094570
http://derpibooru.org/386503

Like that
>>13094568
Being /v/ means I don't give scummy companies money?

>>13094586
All they do is flood a particular market, and move unto the next one when it's saturated (see: music games and Tony Hawk games). EA actively ruins anything they touch just to make a quick buck at the expense of everything good.
>>13094626
Have EA actively ruined entire genres?
>>13094570
Or like this
http://derpibooru.org/347880
>>13094297
I've been playing the game known as being a responsible adult
>>13094618
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpZs-mK9ok
>>13094626
Being /v/ means you can't stand to keep your trap shut whenever EA is even tangentially related to the current topic
Like the one guy said, shut the fuck up about your vidya crusade
Words on 4chan aren't going to sway anyone, so you're just wasting your time
>>13094650
Well you sure aren't doing a very good job.
>>13094650
I tried that too. It was boring and at the end of every level it felt empty.
>>13094618
>>13094654
>>13094193
Ooooo, I still have a txt of those, where it's just Levels of attacks.
Have a pastebin for the updated versions?
>>13094670
>krabb
>>13094655
It was a valid complaint assuming he didn't know about the humble bundle, there are usually very few reasons to buy any EA game, and buying EA's games, especially the new AAA titles, is kind of the videogame equivalent of buying EqG merch.
>>13094634
C&C
>>13094717
The Humble Bundle was just to get you to download Origin.
>>13094738
That's not a genre
>>13094739
Yes, but you didn't give EA money for a couple of steam games.
>>13094634
he killed lactation for me.
>>13094738
C&C is an RTS, silly.
i'm feeling super depressed and lonely MLPG

what should i do?

and i'm not autistic enough to find comfort in a fictional character, so dont suggest that. though honestly right now i sort of envy those people...
I'll never understand NTR.
>>13094760
Get a therapist
>>13094634
Well Sims is kind of its own genre and they ruined 4 so that counts I guess.
FPSes were ruined by activision, and EA Sports as a whole has always been terrible so there was nothing to ruin.
>>13094766
i have been seeing a therapist for a few months. it has not been helping, and i've changed therapists once already
>>13094760
talk to you frens (either in real lie of on skype or whatever)
>>13094777
Get a tulpa
or maybe not, it's not such a good idea to make one if you are already depressed
>>13094760
http://www.depressionalliance.org/
>>13094760
>i'm not autistic enough to find comfort in a fictional character
maybe you should try
>>13094760
>and i'm not autistic enough to find comfort in a fictional character

There's your problem. Go on, go pick a waifu anon, you'll feel better
>>13094760
it's gonna get better in a couple hours.
>>13094774
Yeah, Sims could count I guess
Human Diamond Tiara.
>>13094793
>ponimuto made breakfast
BUT THAT'S WRONG, SHE'S NOT REAL
>>13094760
cook, read, take a walk.
>>13094780
if i had friends who wanted to talk to me, i wouldnt feel lonely, you silly goose

i have literally no real life friends (seriously, zero) and all my online friends bar maybe 1 or 2 i am pretty sure hate my guts, and those 1 or 2 are not online atm

>>13094797
that's what i said last night
>>13094793
It looks like a skull face in the butter in the thumbnail
>>13094791
>1/5 people in the uk are depressed
makes you think,doesn't it? Fuck brits.
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>>13094803
No, not even close. Here's a human diamond tiara.
>>13094806
and to her, you're not real
>>13094811
hmm. usually I get these feelings and then I get better in a while.
Pick up a book or a game you like.
How do you feel about roguelike Rpgs?
>>13094817
I think that's about as credible as "8/9 women get raped every 5 minutes"
>>13093410
but how
>>13094815
I see an upside down penis.
>moms coming to visit
>cant fap for a week
oh boy.
>>13094750
So? The whole point was to get you to download their shitty store.
>>13094819
goddamn why do kids have internet
we should make the internet illegal for anyone under 18.
>>13094827
I just got raped reading this.
Thanks Obama.
>>13094760
Camwhore on /unf/.
>>13094841
Yea thats fine and peachy, now try to think back when you were that age and someone told you that.
>>13094838
>he doesn't know how to fap silently
I've been doing that for the last 10 odd years, since my mother lives next door .
>>13094811
if you just want to vent i can give you my skype
Go on anon, just pick a horse already

>>13094841
But then who would populate /mlp/?
>>13094838
Back up for a week, then consult >>13093240

Tell us how it goes
>>13094849
youtube didnt exist when I was 12
Pony wants to tell you that you are a good person and can do anything you set your mind to.
>>13094849
I honestly didn't really post anything and just lurked everywhere I went until I was about 19
>>13094849
but I also know that it would have been a hell lot better for my social life.
And besides, I didn't get internet in my rom until I was 18 and only got internet when I was 16.
Check and mate.
>>13094824
I haven't played a hardcore one in a while, just Dredmore and Rogue Legacy (i know it's not really a roguelike)

the problem is that yeah usually this shit goes away but i've just been feeling super awful lately pretty much all the time and i've reached the conclusion that i've pretty much got straight up nothing to live for

except for like half life 3 maybe, and as pathetic as it sounds that's not really a joke. if this job prospect i have coming up falls through i think i might just be done

>>13094844
i camwhored once, but the few people calling me ugly (which is true) made me just feel bad, plus even the nice folks are usually not interested in actually talking to you

>>13094852
i appreciate that but talking doesnt help
>>13094851
Oh it's more like "oh man im gonna fap to some hot pony action".

Then i remember my moms right nearby, i just cant.
>>13094841
To be honest most adults are just as retarded as kids.
>>13094865
I want to hug pony. Would she let me?
>>13094862
This
>>13094853
I already have my horse.
>>13094865
I know. I am pretty awesome like that.
>>13094824
If he's clinically depressed, it will get worse without a proper treatment, not 'better after a while'.
>>13094878
probably
>>13094868
>except for like half life 3 maybe, and as pathetic as it sounds that's not really a joke. if this job prospect i have coming up falls through i think i might just be done

I feel your pain. When I was 16 I wanted to kill myself and the only thing that saved me was the fact that diablo 3 was in the making.

Fate,though, was cruel on me.
>>13094868
>talking doesnt help

at least you wouldn't feel lonely
>>13094865
Thanks pony, I really appreciate that. You're a good pony yourself
>>13094878
Pony is there for you and will support you in your obstacles.
>>13094868

Yet, you're venting here.
Not that I mind, though. Just pointing it out.
Taking requests. Second person, humanized, final destination.
>>13094899
HEYISATWOMARESLICKINGEACHOTHERSTAINTSLETSTRYIT
>>13094888
I dont' think he's clinically depressed, he's having a shitty day and he's only concentrating on the horrible things that make up his life. he should try not to think of them, do something else.
Exercise would be nice, but also reading and also playing videogames can help. You just need to get distracted.
>>13094853
Chrysalis.
Yeah, changelings are ponies.
>>13094905
>2nd person
Spitfire
Oh god help me I'm watching Doctor Who and I'm liking it I don't want to be part of another shitty fandom
>>13094905
personhorse of your choice comforting a depressed anon
>>13094888
But only through clinical depression can one truly appreciate their waifu

It worked for me
>>13094905
celestia.
>>13094899
Aww. Give me a hug!
>>13094915
Every fandom is shitty.
>>13094891
personally i liked D3 a lot but i can see what you mean

>>13094900
you're right, but it's anonymous and there's lots of people. i dunno, it just feels different.

>>13094893
that depends on if i already know you and even if i posted it i cant promise you i'll add you

>>13094910
i believe i have been recently classified as clinically depressed actually, which just makes me more upset because i hate being just another statistic

i dont want to have to say "hi, i have depression," i dont want it to get to that point, but i think i'm already past it.
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I think at this point the only thing that could soothe my longterm depression even a little bit would be if Super Lesbian Horse RPG was released
>>13094915
If it's good it's good

Ignore the fandom
>>13094915
STOP YOU MADMAN
STOP
>>13094915
>implying you have to be in a fandom in order to like thing
>>13094932
>>13094936
Yeah, I guess.
>>13094934
I'M TRYING
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>>13094925
http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
>>13094899
Aww, thanks pony.

>>13094915
Now is the worst time to get into that fandom, get the fuck out anon
>>13094941
You're the best, AJ.
>>13094905
Something cute and unf with clumsy Derpy.
>>13094942
>Now is the worst time to get into that fandom
Why?
>>13094935
>vore

meh
if it was Sugar or something I'm not sure how i'd feel though
>>13094931
I'm a bit excited for this game as well, but the enemy design isn't very coherent. I hope Ponett will redraw everything so that the style is the same and fits the rest of the game.
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>>13094935
at first i was like unf and then it loaded past the first third of the image
>>13094905
oppai loli Sweetie Belle
>>13094953
Because best doctor has already come and gone

Tennant
>>13094853
Yeah sometimes you get kids who act mature enough to not be noticed and adults in their 40's who act like they're in middle school. Anonymity on the internet is ageless and genderless.
>>13094968
That's not Capaldi
>>13094961
>>13093603
>>13094956
>What's a donut?
>>13094928
it's worth a shot
i'll ljut hear you out if you want me to
good luck anyway
>>13094928
>i believe i have been recently classified as clinically depressed actually, which just makes me more upset because i hate being just another statistic
well fuck.

also D3 is SHIT GOOD GOD IT'S SHIT WHY IS IT SO SHITTY AW
>>13094905
>2nd person

How does that work?

Satyr Gilda. Or however that works for gryphons. I guess she'd be a sphinx?
>>13094931
the fuck?
would you a mustang
>>13094980
>it's raining ponuts
>>13094961
The fuck does this even mean?
>>13094987
>How does that work?

Badly. It lets the author not have to write a main character.
>>13094941
>circlejerk the site
>>13094997
oppai = boobs
>>13094996
hallelujah!
daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>13094997
Jeeze, it's not like one could operate a search on the internet easily.
>>13094994
>>13094997
loli + big tits
it's an oxymoron and they might as well be a midget with longer arms at that point
>>13094982
i disagree but i respect your opinion, i think it has some really brilliant elements like the character customization and the combat feel, but stuff like the end game loot completely ruins it (which is a huge deal since it's a diablo game)

>>13094981
i dont know if ill add you but i appreciate it anyway
>>13095012
you know what? those people probably had fun together.
Why are you making fun of th-
PFFTTTHAHAHAH I can't.
I can't.
>>13095017
>>13094994
>>13094987
It uses "you" and "your" to describe the character, which is yourself in his place
Opposed to "I" or "me" in internal dialogue, or "he" or "him" in describing the actions from a 3rd person perspective
>>13094941
This is super creepy. I feel like they're entering my personal space.
>>13095012
That Kingdom Hearts shirt always gets me
>>13095009
Not just boobs, large boobs; often ridiculously so.
>>13095029
anon, it was Online. And the auction house
and the everything
>>13094941
I had to read that URL four times to realize that it doesn't say "incest"
>>13095012
that guy would've made a good jesus
>>13095046
again i disagree with you, i dont think the auction house was the issue. it was a symptom of the actual cause, which is just extremely poor loot in general

i dont really feel like discussing it in this thread though
>there's a site where people hug a screen

God, I'm happy I'm living in the south where we don't rely on these fucking internet thingmajigs.
>>13095034
>moments later Berry goes home to tell the wine cellar about her day
http://i.imgur.com/gOaq5ju.jpg
>>13095061
I understand.
Your waifu wants you to do something special to show her your love

Can't be sex
>>13095070
HAHAHA
>>13095070
What?
>>13095070
neato

But I'm forced to hate it because FOE.
>>13095082
I sniff her tail
>>13095082
What if I treat her to a hike to the mountain?
>>13095082
I'll cook something. I have a few recipes I master, if I do say so myself.
>>13095064
i wish there was technology that would allow you to reach through your screen and interact with someone on the other side so you could hug someone over the internet
people will probably only use it to punch each other in the face after raging over ASSFAGGOTS faggotry
>>13093363
I wanted to for the longest time. It's one of the reasons I do game design.

>tfw no-one would ever fund a war game that forces the player to realise how stupid war games are.
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>>13095082
>tfw nobody will do something special for you to show you their love
>tfw nobody will ever love you
>tfw crushing realization that you are complete shit
>tfw that's the reason nobody will love you
>>13095082
I ignore her for a day or two then take her on a romantic dinner
>>13095070
>after so long, people start putting out a torrent of fanart of one of your favorite video game series
yes!
>only because it's ponified
why
>>13095082
I will cut off a piece of her cotton mane and eat it.
And tell her it tasted like cotton candy, even if it doesn't.
>>13094951
As usual, she trips over an invisible rock. As she stumbles and nearly falls onto the counter, you catch her in your arms. Her chest, always threatening to burst out of her polo, spills over your hands. Any other girl would slap you for the offense, but she just looks up at you with her lazy eye. She grins sheepishly, embarrassed that she's made a scene with you again. She grabs your collar, pulling herself upright again before nervously giggling, blushing in front of the cashier. She fumbles with words for a bit, forgetting her order. You put a finger on her lips, hushing her. Even though you're in public, she still nibbles at your tip, her teeth sinking into your flesh while her blonde hair brushes against your cheeks. Two blueberry muffins you tell the guy on the other side of the counter. Meanwhile, you'll have an iced coffee.

Next!
>>13095082
We'll make a day of going to various museums and book stores
>>13095113
>what is Spec Ops: The Line for 500
>>13095116
man,you're a faggot. get off the internet and socialize, you big baby.
>>13095082
I leave her roses by the stairs
Surprises let her know I care
>>13095082
I would cook if I could...
Maybe we could just cuddle instead?
>>13095113
That's the entire concept of Spec Ops The Line
>>13095125
Cloudchaser plz
>>13095106
>i wish there was technology that would allow you to reach through your screen...people will probably only use it to punch each other in the face

It'd be worse. Everyone could kill oneanother anonymously.

Good god.
>>13094997
>>13095012
left to right,
>Plays xbox and can't into PC gaming. Does alright in college and might have a girlfriend. He's a dork who likes sports and vidya.
>Next two are brothers from an awkward and reclusive family. Older one might become a functioning if awkward part of society and not work at a gas station all his life or live off welfare. Like the rest of their family.
>Cool nerd type. Knows how to dress himself but has no actual style. His attempts to not look like a dork don't take away that he collects anime figurines and manga.
>Takes himself too seriously and thinks he has enlightened music taste because he plays bass a little. GMs games despite his complete lack of imagination.
>Unidentified special needs child who isn't even with them. He just wandered into the picture from the woods.
>>13095139
I don't look attractive enough for that, sorry dude. Plus as autistic as this sounds the kind of people I like to talk to don't go to shit like bars or wherever the fuck it is these socialization centers are.
>>13094951
that is the best kind of thing
you're my favorite anon now
>>13095076
f-fuck you
>>13095161
>MoronSonofBoron will never draw more of this

sadness
>>13095162
Pretty good
>>13095036
>not liking hugs
>>13095116
>just find out brother is getting married
>he didn't even bother to tell me this up front when i was hanging out with him last night at a party
>break down in the bathroom (tried to cry, couldn't)
>>13095190
SAYS YOU
>>13095163
That doesn't sound that autistic.
>>13095163
>the kind of people I like to talk to don't go to bars
Maybe they are there actually, because they said the same thing but hell I might as well try.
Actually Everyone in the bar was like that.
And you just stayed at home.
With nobody to talk to.
You could have found someone interesting.
Someone special.
>>13095193
Hold on, I never said I didn't like hugs from ponies. These dudes and gals, on the website, aren't ponies. They're disgusting human beings.
Okay, somebody request something cloppy.
>>13095163
Just meet people online until you meet someone close enough proximity to you IRL then date them. It's never been easier than it is today.
>>13095198
Dammit Twilight, stop being so awkward.
>>13095215
This is how I feel about this too

Pony hug site when?
All of my money
>>13095215
you're an autist.
>>13095215
Your parents never loved you, did they?
>>13095216
Cloudchaser and anon going at it while trying not to be discovered by her sister
>>13095216
derpy followup at her place
>>13095216
Derpy being cute and clumsy.
>>13095229
His parents are deeeeaaaad!
>>13095221
>>13095227 (Dead)
DENOUTTADEN.
>>13095227 (Dead)
>>13095245 (Dead)
#BEEF
>>13095216
Two headed pony making out with self.
>>13095216
Celestia and anon.
>>13095235
Which one is Cloudchaser?
>>13095211
depressed!anon from earlier, i dont drink or anything so what are some places other than bars i could hang out at to maybe meet some cool people

>>13095219
i used to have an okcupid profile that i kept up for like half a year. during that time i never got a single message, despite many people looking at my page. i had worked with a friend to craft a profile that made "i only play video games" sound interesting, he was a normalfag and shit so it was all good.

i got literally zero messages, and the three times i worked up the balls to send messages to people, i got no replies. one girl said she would play League with me (back when I played, i dont now) and she never did.

so i gave up on that. i dont know why IRL would be different where i also happen to be ugly and cant craft my words as carefully
>>13095267
The one with spikier hair. Flitter is the one with the bow
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>>13095245 (Dead)
BRILLO LIKES FEMSNIPS
BRILLO LIKES FEMSNIPS
BRILLO LIKES FEMSNIPS
Entertain me, fools.
>>13095285
Now now

lots of people like FemSnips, no need for that attitude
>>13095309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwd25JV-jnU
>>13094102
she can be conspiracy buddies with this guy
>>13095309
Did you know there are more stars in the galaxy than there are atoms in the universe?
>>13095320
that video bored me to death
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>>13095309
watch my little horesy dance!
>>13095320
oh god vsauce.
that guy is as bad as shatner when he talks.
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>>13095285
Brillo has good taste.
>>13095311
I do too.
>>13095309
I have a fetish for conjoined twins and every now and then I'll mention it in MLPG or maybe a draw thread in hopes that someone someone might draw something decent because its the only big fetish I have that hasn't been fully ponified.
>>13095332
GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP UP
>>13095320
>vsauce
>>13095323
>>13095336
>>13095334
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/8/25/410114/full.jpeg
unf
>>13095334
>>13095336
>>13095229
>>13095224
Fuck you
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>>13095336
>>13095342
What's wrong with vsauce?
>>13095334
>>13095336
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>>13095336
>>13095369
Too mainstream
>>13095323
HEY THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT
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>>13095309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8pHic5vMPA
>>13095323
did you know that if you took all the animals on earth and stacked them on top of each other most of them would die?
>>13094941
Fuck I read that as "the incest place of the internet" and i got my dick out preparing for some hot milf porn
>>13095369
If shatner had sex with a useless notions book, he'd have spawned vsauce
seriously, listen to how he talks
>>13095378
>stream
heheh
>>13095369
I feel like his videos are too schizophrenic. Stick to one topic.
>>13095393
Masturbate to it anyway.
Be a man.
>>13095323
that doesn't make any sense,anon. The universe is infinite,so the amounts of atoms in it and the number of galaxies (and thus stars) are both infinite.
You can hear the front door opening. Son of a bitch, her sister is home. She doesn't seem to notice, though that might have something to do with the fact that she's swallowing your cock. You bite your lip, trying not to make too much noise while her tongue flicks against your scrotum. She lets out a hungry slurp, the vacuum of her throat massaging your shaft. She gives you a sly wink under that spiky hipster haircut. She knows, and she's going to continue. Her hand wraps around your manhood. The pumping of her fingers makes a few squelching sounds. The fact that there might be an audience heats you up, and all you want to do is yell in pleasure to let everyone know. A squeeze clamps down on you, and all you can do is stumble backwards onto her bed. There's a knock on the bedroom door. You can hear a voice, so similar to the one you're used to making scream in pleasure, asking if everything is okay. She looks at you, mischief in her eyes, and she undoes the lock on the door. She says nothing, not inviting her sister in, but she answers back. You're butt naked with a raging erection, only one door away from being an insane exhibitionist. The doorknob starts to turn.

Next one! Give me something ridiculously cloppy.
>>13095082
>Hire out an entire fancy restaurant so we have some privacy
>Hire Sapphire Shores to do a private show in the background; slow ballads and stuff, classy
>after dinner take a walk in a park which I've had reserved for the evening to give us some privacy
>we'd find a bench on a small hill with a good view of the rest of the town and just admire the lights as they gradually go out, one by one
>eventually the last light goes out and we decide to head home; I've hired a carriage to take us
>we both collapse on the bed and groggily negotiate with eachother before reaching the conclusion that we're both too tired to do it
>we each fall asleep mid-sentence, but not before exchanging "i love you"s
>the next day, she wakes up before i do, has breakfast and heads to work at The Carousel Boutique
>when I'm sure she's gone I go to turn myself in to the police for massive credit fraud in full knowledge that every single one of the checks I used to pay for the extravagant date bounced in spectacular fashion
>i go to prison and Rarity inherits my estate after I get shanked to death by Griffons

BAD END

At least I died knowing she knew how I felt about her...
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>>13095334
>>13095336
Anybody have one where it's only two frames of the eyebrow wiggle?
>>13095425
several futa Trixies serve Princess Twily's needs
>>13095323
http://youtu.be/N34BGiMuIzI?t=2m39s
>>13095425
Twilight turns into a mantis and anon has to find a way to do her while subverting her newfount instinct to eat his head afterwards
>>13095309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qUGLz0CipI
>>13095413
>The universe is infinite

We dont know that.
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>>13095334
>>13095336
>"Stop that."
>>13095437
I didn't see that coming
>>13095425
it better involve a futa cock going down anon's throat
>>13095458
>does not know physics

The universe is always expanding, so it's infinite.
>>13095458
Out of both options it seems to be the more probable one
>>13095082
Why is it always me who has to do something special? I really think she could be the one for once who has to prove her love.
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>>13095442
>>13095469
This
>>13095444
Actually want to write a story about this. DVDA everywhere.

Yeah, Trixie's tits are fake, but why does she care?
>>13095471
That doesnt follow.
>>13095472
Not if the universe has existed for only a finite amount of time.
>>13095469
gay
>>13095425
something something Gilda something something pegging
>>13095471
>The universe is always expanding
>so it's infinite.
Why would things that are always expanding be infinite?
>>13095467
Seriously?

Where the hell would I get the kind of cash to hire an entire restaurant?

Get real, anon. That kind of thing doesn't happen.
>>13095496
Time wasn't ever finite.
>>13095475
But she's going to anon, very soon after you do~
>>13095504
>sex with a female
>gay
>>13095465
No.
>>13095521
Yes, sucking dick it totally heterosexual.
>>13095512
I figured you got a job and saved up for it.

Is this implying that if we all went to equestria that none of us would actually contribute by getting jobs
>>13095521
Anon pls, futa is gay. Even I know that.
>>13095518
Oh, okay.
I would sneak past the guards and "kidnap" her during the night then, buying us some time to go on vacation
Luna knows whats up so their kingdom doesn't drown in panic
>>13095504
>>13095531
Who gives a fuck, it's hot as shit
>>13095521
I love futa
>>13095517
As far as we know time began with the big bang.
>>13095479
>>13095504
>not wanting to gag on Trixie's futa cock as she lovingly strokes your hair, calling you the best pet she's ever had
>not being overjoyed when she presents you with your brand new collar that she picked out just for you
>not instantly obeying her request for payment for the collar by shoving her thick horsedick back into your mouth
>>13095531
Hey, Appledan

Guess who just received his Harshwhinny mary fleshlight yesterday.
>>13095544
no it's not
>>13095507
>>13095471
Acually the universe expanding may not be true after all.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/roger-highfield/10239254/Astronomic-news-the-universe-may-not-be-expanding-after-all.html
>>13095478
Thank you.
>>13095551
Let me guess, me?
>>13095544
I'd rather choke on stallion meat, but that's just me
>>13095549
you people frighten me
>>13095549
But I do want that anon, a lot
>>13095530
Do I look like a crooked investment banker?

I could save for 10 years and never make enough bits for that.

She deserves to be treated like that every day, at least this way I can make sure she got treated like that at least once.
>>13095547
There was very clearly time before that.
The Big Bang is just where we care to begin measuring.
>>13095569
Way to shitpost samefag
>>13095570
No, me.

Too bad I'm too thick to get in there.
Maybe if I boil her a bit
>>13095582
>There was very clearly time before that.
I'd sure love to know how you know that.
>>13095571
this
>so close to a cookie portal
>>13095577
But anon you're going to die. She wouldn't want that trade, you're going to ruin her life
>>13095571
I'd snuggle with Braeburn or Soarin
just them
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>>13095586
>>13095594
I did it for her, I did it all for her.
>>13095575
i would write more but i'm a terrible write, and therefore wouldnt be able to fap to my own stuff

but this is my exact fetish
>>13095595
you're missing out dude
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>>13095526
Pretty sure pony would bite you if you did that to her
>>13095582
>There was very clearly time before that.
[citation needed]
>>13095567
>posits some way for which mass to change over time
At the moment theres no evidence for that idea.
>>13095593
>>13095614
If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
>>13095505
The smell of smoke wafts into your nose as you feel the silicone pressing against your backside. The bed frame rattles as you instinctively struggle, but you're tied down and can't do much. Yes, you agreed to this, but it's still scaring the shit out of you. Not literally, though, as you took care of that before you got started. You crane your neck back, looking at the flared toy tied around her hips. She grabs you by the hair and forces your face back into the bed. Relax babe, it'll hurt less that way. Her comment is punctuated by a pinch on your ass as the flat head of the dildo pushes against your entrance. You hear her draw a long drag from her cigarette before she thrusts, plunging deep into your bowels. You scream in pain, not at all prepared for this, but she slaps you across the face and tells you to shut up. Tears stream out of your eyes, but you have no time to process anything. The entire length plunges into you, and you can feel her hips pushing against you. The bed groans under the weight of both of you. She lets out a throaty moan, enjoying the feeling of dominating you despite the lack of physical stimulation. She mumbles something about her desire to fill you to the brim. You realize you're in for a hell of a night.

Next one! Bring out your insane, cloppy as fuck (humanized) fetishes.
>>13095613
I bet you knew that from experience.
>>13095610
pls? its mine too
>>13095623
Pregnant Twilight
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>>13095620
>not making enough cookies to build a portal in two seconds
>>13095549
Makes me wonder, would futa Trixie be hung like a beast or have a tiny dick?
>>13095623
Femanon/Mr. Cake reverse cuck
>>13095623
Trixie Futa horsecock petplay
>>13095567
>ignoring that spectrographic absorption lines of the early universe show less metals and heavier atom.
>>13095650
hung like a beast. i dont like sub trixie
>>13095623
unf
moar

>>13095650
I think it's obvious that she should have a stupidly-huge futacock
>>13095602
Usually people who cry samefag also call that a photoshop, there's no way you can change their mind. It's best to just ignore them or filter the word "samefag".
>>13095620
Get you some upgrades, bruh.
>>13095610
If you hate your own writing, you're on the right path.
>>13095627
goddamnit
>>13095617
Well, we don't have any evidence that we could cram the whole mass of the universe into one tiny blob and then have it blow up, either.
>>13095602
man im good
>>13095623
>Insane and cloppy as fuck
I want cute and appreciative sex please.
>>13095680
How about the cosmic background radiation, or the distribution of lithum or hubbles constant?
>>13095478
>tom preston.gif
>>13095646
New update when?
>>13095623
futa Trixie breast expansion
>>13095673
>sell

WHAT

MY PORTALS ARE FULLY UPGRADED
>you will never have sex with Sugar on a giant pile of cookies
>>13095694
>muh astronomy niggah
beat me to it.
>>13095694
I have no idea about astronomy to be honest. I just don't see why an object with such a high density wouldblow up. As far as I know we have never seen a black hole or something like that blow up.
I'm probably thinking way too simple though.
>>13095698
There was one, like, a few minutes ago

a word of advice: get as many time machines as you can before you refresh, they're expensive as hell in this update
>>13095698
Never.
>>13095692
Her lithe body rolls off of you. Her rainbow mohawk spills over your face while her breath is in your ear. She pulls the condom off of you, tying it into a know before throwing it into the trash bin by your bed. "So. Awesome." Her lips plant a kiss on your cheek while she wraps her arms around you, dozing off.
>>13095724
Oh, I already have that update, it's a few hours old.
>>13095736
fucking gay
was that Saffron thing from last night ever capped?
>>13095738
>hours

Fuck.

Cookies have made me lose track of time.
>>13095723
It wasnt a blowing up, but rather an expansion of space time due to a detail in relativity which can result in a repulsive field given certain energy distributions.
>>13095736
I like this. I'm not joking.
>>13095736
what >>13095743 said

tender cuddling with a stallionhuman
>>13095612
I don't like the big stallions
Braeburn and Soarin are cute
>6,496,239,726 cookies
>per second : 37,303,970.9
Anon think of your waifu SHE'S ATTACKED BY BEES. SAVE HER

If you don't have a waifu think of your favorite pony. Done? Fuck you you're a faggot go get a waifu.
>>13095758
Thanks man, I always find that stuff interesting.
Probably gonna substitute on of my courses next semester with a basic astronomy one
>tfw I finally have all upgrades
>>13095758
All of those terms are used correctly in your comment but people abuse them so much I had to rework my brain to not think you were bullshitting.
>>13095736
>rainbow mohawk
wait
The longer I stay here the more fetishes I get and the harder it is to be satisfied sexually by anything.
Why the fuck can't I leave
>>13095790
Even Trillion Fingers?
>>13095736
Femanon x Soarin
>>13095786
Oh no not the bees
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>>13095801
Yes
>>13095786
>Bees
Aw come on man. Fuck. i don't know.
How the fuck do you distract bees. Or at least make them attack you instead of your waifu
>>13095786
>implying you can just pick a waifu
you disgust me
>>13095798
I had that phase too.
But then it dwindled down and now I'm back to vanilla as fuck if you ignore the pony-thing
>>13095813
shit
how do you unlock that?
>>13095798
You want that high, but need higher and higher doses each time to get the same effect. It's like drugs.
>>13095804
>good eats episode about honey on right now
Bees among us
>>13095786
I rush in and piss off the bees so they attack me instead and she can run off to safety. Eventually I make it home, absolutely covered in bee stings, and we cuddle together while she rubs lotion on them
>>13095824
Get 156 cursors
There's a tiny pony sitting on your desk, following your cursor with her eyes
>>13095813
Woot woot when did they unlock the 41st one? tell me so I can finally stop playing
>>13095819
slather yourself in honey and run at them
>>13095819
use smoke
>>13095824
you first have to give up on all you care for and devote your life to the Art of cookies.
>>13095823
do you still like winking?
>>13095765
>big stallions
>not cute
man, whatever
if you want to be wrong all the time that's your problem
I just filtered waifu and half this thread was gone.
>>13095795
Human RD is a punk who puts a lot of effort into her dye job. This isn't hard.
>>13095803
Cloppy or not?
>>13095835
>the upgrade costs 500 million
I'm at 130 cursors and a single extra cursor already costs over a billion
>>13095824
160 cursors.

For reference, I have 158 cursors at the moment and my next one is going to cost 58.3 billion cookies.
>>13095852
No, after Anon spammed those gifs I don't really like it too much anymore
>>13095819
Be warmer(not possible) and breathe heavier than her.
That will attract them.
>>13095836
don't be silly, my desk isn't even as big as a pony. it's as big as my computer and keyboard.
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>>13094552
Sometimes 4chan just cuts them short.
>>13095858
they're too masculine for me
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>>13095836
I like tiny pony
>>13095860
>Cloppy or not?
Whatever you can work with best
>>13095840
>>13095841
>>13095841
OKAY SO I COVER MYSELF IN HONEY, SIT WITH MY BACK ON A HUGE PILE OF HAY AND SET MY BACK ON FIRE.

THEN I RUSH IN AND PICK MY WIAFU AND RUN TOWARDS HOME. SHE IS IS SAFE WHILE THE BEES ARE ANNOYED FROM THE SMOKE THAT COMES FROM MY BACK.
>>13095862
160?
http://i.imgur.com/QRO3i7C.png
>>13095885
It seems to come between 150-160 now.
>>13095885
I...think that's a glitch?
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>>13095885
looking at that it seems like I've done everything wrong
I have more buildings than you but you have 20 times more cps
>>13095932
Refresh the page
>>13095940
>>13095932
Don't refresh, blow all your money on time machines first.
They are insanely more expensive later (and also produce more, but not enough to make up for it)
>>13095874
On it.

And while I'm here, I'll take on a full story request. Only 2k words or so, and humanized. But make it as dirty as you want.
>>13095952
Twilight wants to have another child.
>>13095940
well holy shit, 26m per second now! and I can sell all my buildings to make a pure Farm cookie empire!
>>13095952
Pinkie wants to have another orgasm.
>>13095875
smoke calms bees, it doesn't make them angry
>>13095952
>humanized.
but that's boring!
>>13096009
WELL WHO CARES
I SAVED MY WAIFU.
After we both get out of the hospital she'll kiss me and thanks me. After that we'll cuddle
>>13096027
But ponies dont have genitalia
Is this were the sane nor/mlp/eople coexist?
>>13095952
Shining Armor gets mindfucked in to banging a bunch of chicks while Cadence watches and masturbates
>>13095786
But I only have a husbando.
So yes I am a faggot.

And my husbando can just fly away anyways. Soarin doesn't take no crap from no bees.
>>13096050
Should that matter? It shouldn't be hard to magic some up if that's a problem.
>>13096073
But pony cant have your child.
You'd think that a professional athlete with the cameras on him 24/7 would have some semblance of table manners. Well, he did until he ordered the pumpkin pie. He's positively stuffing it into his face, bits of filling and crust flying off of his lips. You can't help but giggle at his display of immaturity. He pauses for a second before wiping his cheek on his sleeve, embarrassed that you're seeing him like that. His hands ruffle his hair, trying to distract you from the silly issue at hand. He pushes the tin towards you, half-heartedly offering you a slice. Nah, you have better things in mind. Knocking the dessert aside, you lean over the table and grab him by the shoulders, forcing your lips onto his. The flavor of pumpkin pie is still in his mouth, a delightful garnish to the taste of his tongue. He relaxes immediately, not fighting one bit over his date performing a public display of affection on the third date. You can hear the waiter clearing his throat, but you don't stop. The two of you are lost in the moment, and the rest of the world can wait on you.
>159 cursors

ugh...
>>13096058
Already doing a piece where Shining Armor rails Rarity and Cadance gets off to it.
>>13096102
unf
>>13095967
>>13096007
Dammit, I said DIRTY.
>>13096102
2cute

>>13096123
neat
>>13096134
Pinkie wants to have another orgasm...

In her butt?
>>13096085
PONY CAN SATISFY MY NEEDS. THAT IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
>>13096134
You sucking off your date Soarin in the middle of a crowded restaurant under the table?
>>13096134
>pinkie wants to have another orgasm
but that magic spell that fused the two of you together means you're along for the ride.
>>13096192
YES
>>13096192
yes
yes
yes
>>13096134
But married sex for the purpose of procreation!
>>13096192
>>13096200
>>13096212
Are we talking straight or gay Soarin?
>>13096281
straight.
>>13096281
either, really
gay though
>>13096281
Continue from the story he posted earlier
>>13096281
I was under the impression the story before was straight, with femanon
Your eyes dart left and right. Everyone else is too busy with their food to pay any attention. As the waiter makes his way by your table, you ask for another glass of water. That should keep him busy for a few. Your date notices your intentions, unsure what to say. But it's not like he's going to do anything other than wear a dopey grin on his face. You slide beneath the tablecloth. It's crowded down there, his rippled legs taking up most of the room. That doesn't stop you from undoing his zipper. He's flaccid, completely unprepared for what's about to happen. Unsurprisingly, he's shaved clean. Must be so he can fit into those ridiculous spandex outfits he's always wearing. On a time limit, you take his soft cock into your mouth whole, It grows in your mouth, going from malleable to stiff. There's little room to maneuver, so you forego your usual bobbing technique for a throaty tonguejob. As you're swirling around his pulsing length, you hear a soft thud from above. The waiter brought you your water, and your date is making some perfunctory thanks. This shouldn't be so easy for him. Your teeth nip at his scrotum, and his legs jerk around your head. You can hear the waiter asking if something's wrong, but somehow your date manages to play it cool. More than anything, you want to unzip the front of your dress and press him into your chest, but you have to make do with your limitations. The way the tablecloth is being pulled off by his hands is telling you you're doing a good enough job, though.

Next one!
>>13096470
this>>13095967
>>13096470
keep going and be sure to swallow
pretty please continue this
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