pone kissu editionlast thread>>13076299
>>13082574>starting a thread with broniest shipI'm leaving MLPG forever.
This thread is already 2gay.
No brakes on the pony train!
A thread that should be
>>13082620But that's not Flutterdash or Pinkiedash
>>13082574That ship is disappointing. This thread is now about this ship.
>>13082607I can't imagine Pinkie would be very good at designing dresses
>>13082641At least those aren't as brony as Twidash.
Pinkie pie is in trouble.
>tfw you give yourself to Anon and beg but he won't take you
>>13082620>brony's least liked horses>broniest shipSon you don't have a clue what you're talking about
Ponies are not for ships! They don't like being on ships! They get sea sick!
>>13082620>not FlutterMacIt's like you're not even trying
>>13082620It's still best ship.
>>13082654Or they turn out like Lady Gaga's shit.
>>13082661Sad for a hwhwhile
>>13082664I-I'd take lyra
>>13082664>tfw can't pin lyra down and rail her
>>13082664try putting on a collar and begging harder
>>13082664I would totally friends-with-benefits Lyra.
>>13082707> Luna in pirate gearAnd in that instantI popped a boner to a cartoon horse
>>13082707who's the one in the bottom right?
>>13082681THE TOWNSPEOPLE NEED YOU, THEY'VE BEEN SAD FOR A HWHILE!
where are the kissing poniesi thought ths thread was about kissing ponies
You are in the middle of masturbating and see Pinkie at your window staring at you with this face. What do?
>>13082734Draw a kissing pony anon
>>13082727THEY MARCH AROUND FACE-A-FROWN AND NEVER SEEM TO SMILE
>>13082745STARE AT HERFINISHON HER FACE
>>13082681>>13082727ok what the fuck is this from
I remember when ponies kissing was THE hot thing on everyone's fingertips>eventually everyone keeps asking MM for pones kissing all the time>she eventually says she doesn't want to draw that anymore
>>13082734I have 2 pictures of ponies kissing Diamond Dogs.
>>13082758Like this but with the window?
Lyra heard you were talking about her
>>13082745Maintain eye contact. Get out of bed and walk to the window. Angry fap to completion on the windowpane.
>>13082734Here you go anon
>>13082745be glad i prepared for this by making sure my computer screen doesnt face the window or door so no one can see the apple bloom porn i furioulsy fap to
>>13082781Holy shit Bonbon has gone too far!
>>13082734Trying to get some food on the table for her family.
>>13082784it's everything i hate compressed into one picture
>>13082781I would only say nice things about LyraShould I get the soap
>>13082803What if kissing pony was actually Chrysalis in disguise
>>13082803did you (or someone else) drawn her kissing a colt on the cheeks?
>>13082781She was in such a hurry to get over here she forgot to close her mouth while running through town and scooped up like half of ponyville
>>13082825I'd punch her for taking so long to come up with a plan like that.>>13082832Not that I know of
>>13082810Why is that?
>>13082851IS SHE EATING HIMHOLY FUCK THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
>>13082781>"I came as fast as I could!">anon snickers
>>13082845Fuck how'd you find out my password?
>>13082745wouldn't she have the "Pinkie catches Anon with morning wood.gif" face on?
>>13082868>"I have also arrived!">Anon stops
>>13082745Walk over, close the curtains, get back to buisness, go back to the window to open the curtains and say hi.
>>13082823I wish Xie did more comics
>>13082864>>13082851Yeah, uhHer head looks hugeHUGE
>>13082507here u go
Heh heh.. What do you mean by when you say my butt is getting kinda big?
>>13082893her body is scaled up to make her taller. nigga just scaled the whole thing and said "fuck all" to proportions
Twilight stop possessing anon's with your magic.Pinkie Pie stop pouring Zecora's ponification juice inside anon's drinksAJ stop kidnapping anon'sFluttershy stop using discord to bodyswap with anonRarity stop forcing anon to wear dressesRainbow Dash stop raping anon's 700 ft in the air
>>13082910yea, Pinkie's face in the very last frame is priceless
>>13082919You kept eating the spaghetti that flowed from my pockets
>>13082890Twilight is best anti-drug pony
Is there art/porn of these dresses/suits yet?
>>13082919I told you not to mess with the gluteonomicon But no you just had to read that spell and now your butts going to get you stuck in a doorway
>>13082929>anon'sanon's WHAT, motherfucker?
>>13082919i'm sorry, i didn't say that, i was simply thinking it.
>>13082890>Twilight turns mormon.pngI had mormon friends...they disgust me.
>>13082663>tfw still no respond>never respond
>>13082956IT WAS A MISTAKE
>>13082919Mass doesn't come from nowhere. Not pictured in MMC is her eating meals big enough for 3.
>>13082964>Mormon friendsI had a Mormon roommate once. He was an insufferable cunt.
Best ship reporting in bcuz delmas is best ship
>>13082970About what? The one on my sub thread? I answered it in here ages ago the first time you mentioned it.
>>13082973if you don't want people to yell at you, don't make those mistakes in the first place cockcaptain.
>>13082991What a pleb tier ship
>>13082995I'd probably fuck that Amazonian personhorse.
>>13083010>reddit in space.jpg
>>13082995the cape thing looks like its part of her hips at first
>>13083014>probablyI would fuck it so hard
>>13082991>liking cargo shipsYou're a cunt.
>>13082763>>13082693>>13082844>>13082827Has anyone else read this book?Does anyone else have sexualprimers?
>>13082995RightAny good pony art?
>>13083061>not reading booksZigger detected.
>>13083061>Not partaking in some of the most important and influential works of human culture
>>13082951>that little hint of lyra's buttw-what a revealing dress
Pony wants to know if you will help her with wiping.
should i make an art thread on the sub?or is there no point really
>>13082664>having the mare you love fall in love with another species and stop talking to you
>>13083061>depriving yourself of some of the greatest works of art humans have ever produced.
Is the guy who made the IMGUR script around?
>>13083093What's the worst that could happen?
>>13083104>words>artI bet you think greentext shit is contributing.
>>13083093Don't.You'll keep forgetting about it and rarely anyone goes therejust stick to tamblr
>>13083094>Not being anon>Not just having a threesome after you decide it's probably the only female contact you're going to get in horseland
>>13083093Go for it
>>13083103Her tears, after another pony broke her heart
>>13082936What if she gives you this look?
>>13083093yeah, I doubt anyone will care.
>>13083094no, this is nothing like my french girls
>>13083120Oh it's you...
>>13083131Sure. And in the morning we can have chicken-fried steak.
>>13082998not him, but I've got this
>>13083104>>13083102>>13083075>>13083070Books are boring, man.Video game and cartoons or bust.
>>13083141Why was snips walking around without pants? Why is he on Twilight's balcony without pants? Why is Celestia a rapist when CLEARLY she could have consensual sex with anyone? Why? Why? Why?
>>13083094Bon Bon, I want you to listen because I'm only going to say this once. Take off the curtain, leave the grapefruits on the table, and go take a shower while you clean off that makeup. I'll meet you there once I get the curtain back up, and then I'm going to make you scream with just my tongue.
>>13083176Wait would some kind of anti mewball be in love with bon bon? Mecha mewball plz.
>>13083142>I can't respond, so I'll just post a picture of Dash saying bait
>>13083191That animation is so bad. Guy needs to take gore lessons or stay away from it.
>>13083141Why is the first thing I htink of dwmugh
>>13083213Already posted my bait picture here. >>13083142
What about a villain that would like to be friends with the Mane 6, but he could only do that if is other personality would agree on it, who is currently bent on revenge on Equestria?
>>13083061> not reading how to pleasure your woman
>>13083237Sounds gay, better off being a villain who wants nothing but to be friends but is so horribly overpowered or inherently evil that everything he tries makes everyone hate him.
>>13082664I'd take her if she's not really crazyAnd, you know, if I'm not already involved with someone else.
>>13083093I wish people used the sub more.
>>13083237NEVER MET A VILLAIN THAT THEY LIKED
Is there even any way to fix a broken heart?
>>13083267That's too much ass for any one man.
>>13083133"You doing anything later, Pinkie?"
>>13083169>double scrunch kiss
>>13083280Bacon. Lots of bacon.
[PEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUFsmtGWcfY[PEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIEPEWDIEPIE/]FUCKING WARNED YOU RETARDS
>>13083222...wat? have you seen smile hd?
>>13083191Source? I need worst pony abuse tonight.
>>13083267>those goofy lumpy proportions>those stupid as fuck ears
I just got my Harshwhinny fleshlight.I'm too thick to penetrate it.
>>13083267Applejack, i must say, this artist has drawn you with such ridiculous proportions!
>>13083267Lewd Rarijack is my favorite.Too bad almost no one draws it as often as other ships.http://i.imgur.com/mz4v1Hw.png
>>13083326Even her marely bits criticize you.
>>13083318I will destroy you
>>13083362Do you like vegetables?
>>13083313Yes hence my comment, it's happy tree friends light. The guy's not nearly fucked up enough to pull off the gore-shock niche, just devolves into "kek dbz with more blood effects."
>>13083362Squat lower faggot.
>>13083334If a girl responded this in real life, oh jeezI would be 110% down for it
>>13083384Not until I can cum inside Harshwhinny
>>13083395I'd lock up and the little hamster in my brain would stop moving.
>>13083342This turns my crank like a brushless motor
>>13083377So? It's still really good animation wise.
>>13083395What if a pony responded that in real life
>>13083431I'd be inclined to disagree but obviously you do not share that opinion.
>>13083395"Funny, that's what I was gonna do too!"Not even being a smartass. Returning flirts / propositions for sex is like the only thing I'm good at.
>>13083448A pony who looks like an Earth horse? I'd probably pass.
WORK ON YOUR PONUTS
>>13083451Nevermind the content, just from an animation stand point. How is it not well made? It's fluid, fast, everything has weight behind it, etc?
>>13083377I think you're criticizing the animation, but for the wrong reasons.But I'm not much for gore, so what do I know.
We should start an MLP:FiM web ring!
>Season 4>Rainbow Dash's hair now blends
>>13083487>when you mix a lot of colours together they turn a dark colour>her hair goes blackShe'll look like Daring Do
>>13083486wanna join my Furcadia guild
>>13083501>mfw someone uses my filename
Wasn't the anon that did a little Papers, Please thread last week supposed to start the second part today?
>tfw no friend off>tfw no pony or die 2>tfw no more art projectsi don't give a shit about fanfiction (never read any of the fics in the past friend offs), but i miss our collab projects
>>13083522Maybe she'll get a role in the feature film!
>>13083451i think he means to say "the animation is good for brony fan animation standards"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRAI wonder if Twilight ever caught Owlowiscious eating a small rodent in her library before?
>>13083480just ignore him.the guy is just mad jelly and is trying to find reasons to hate it.
>>13083566>collab shitfun is for fucking bronies
>>13083615Yeah but it was just a nasty plot by Spike to get owlwich kicked out
>>13083481>>13083480Okay long LONG list made short. Several frames obviously copied from the show because it breaks with his style.Alot of use of tweening different facial expressions in perspective to cheat head turns.Overuse of slowly edging shots to pad the animation time/stay in time with the song.Blatantly afraid of doing a walk cycle so everyone HEAD RUSH's everywhere. What gore there is goes down to a red splotch, sans Dash's entrail shot which I can't make sense of but hey it looked cool.Also didn't really dig the whole psycho pinkie thing since it stopped being shocking 2 years ago, I don't much like the artist either since this seems to be his "niche." You'd think he could at least get a rise out of something that he apparently focuses on exclusively.
>>13083374why do they keep posting pictures of twily with meme bookstwilight would never read that
>>13083673why are they so bad at layers
>>13083641This is /mlp/
>>13083667That's better. I was wondering wether or not you were just too stuck on the Happy Tree Friends-level of gore or what.Carry on, then.
>>13083673>picThat's actually kind of funny and I could see her doing that. Why are they upset?
What if booping a pone on the nose paralyzes them until you stop?
>>13083695Because it's probably some poor graphic design intern who got stuck making them.
>>13083703pank onponk off
>>13083698because they are not professional memers like you so they cant enjoy their favorite character being destroyed.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKYsLQ-98A
>>13083697>>13083667Also take a look at something like this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjEintbDXcWhere the artist takes the time to make sense of the action instead of drawing a 2 frame kick and red mist.
>>13083719>RD finally finds pank's off switch
>>13083673>tabsyeah whatever>LoLgo to hell
>>13083667>Several frames obviously copied from the show because it breaks with his style.The only ones I noticed were the running animations but i don't have a problem with them since they were used in the opening part to make it seem like an MLP episode.>Alot of use of tweening different facial expressions in perspective to cheat head turns.Looked fine to me, the show uses tweens to do head turns like that as well.>Overuse of slowly edging shots to pad the animation time/stay in time with the song.I found them fitting with the song tune>Blatantly afraid of doing a walk cycle so everyone HEAD RUSH's everywhere. He has run cycles, he just used that effect for the batshit insanity battle, like DBZ.>What gore there is goes down to a red splotch, sans Dash's entrail shot which I can't make sense of but hey it looked cool.That was the whole point, to look cool. The other times the blood seemed proper>Also didn't really dig the whole psycho pinkie thing since it stopped being shocking 2 years ago, I don't much like the artist either since this seems to be his "niche." You'd think he could at least get a rise out of something that he apparently focuses on exclusively.Well mister daveys whole DA is crazy shit like that.
>>13083696Shh, he still thinks he's on /co/.
anonymous ur a faget
Where the fuck is Braeburned?WHERE IS HEAND WHERE IS MY PINKIE QUEST
What if you could bring pony along with you when you went to the grocery store, library or wherever you had to go?
>>13083734I prefer clean line tooled animations than brush tool wobbles like that.
>>13083667of course all pony animations are shitty. anyone who is actually good doesnt do pony shit.
>>13083767He pulled a Mr. Hands
>>13083767man who gives a fuck really
>>13083767JJJ please, you can't fire contributors anyway
>>13083776Only if they were blindbag sized and could fit in my pocket.
>>13083776No, because ponies should walk using thier own goddamn feet for walkin'
>>13083794I don't want to fire himI WANT TO SEE THE FINAL CONSUMMATION OF THAT ANON AND THAT PINKIE
>>13083799naughty haughty pone
>>13083776Pony would make me take her to the library every day.
>>13083799secretly naughty pone
which pony would do http://shorttext.com/7zqlzT
>>13083813The kind of pony you take home and fuck into submission.
I always check the twitter for #ponut
Would you evolve your favorite pone?
>>13083814>take Twilight with you>her eyes sparkle >with joy>she starts trashing around in your hoodie the moment you turn towards the graphic novels/comics section
>>13083776As long as they were comfortable with staying in my hoodie like thatUnless they want to walk or whatever, they can come either way
>>13083843Why couldn't I Digivolve my favorite pone?
>>13083861>implying I'd go to the library to read comics
>>13083776>Pinkie is my favorite>Work at an ice cream storeUH OH
>>13083794>John John Joseco
>>13083814>Anon take me to the library>okay>take shower>get dressed>put her in hoodie>sit at computer>We're here!
>>13083843Evolve to Crystal Pone Maximum pretty
>>13083880>surprisingly, Pinkie understands that this is where you work>sales go through the roof while the two of you are working there>you get a raise
>>13083886can someone explain to me why derpibooru decided to be retards and change the filename system for when you ssave the pics?
>>13083903J. John Joseco>I need pictures of Molestia!
>>13083749>Well mister daveys whole DA is crazy shit like that.That's what I'm saying, he's doing "kids shows doing horribly violent things" as a weird artists' niche but doesn't do it well. I mean it's one thing to see that girl bugs bunny stab bugs, but if he wanted shock he'd have her slowly disemboweling him. It's like a weird balance between him getting attention for being "that guy" and not really wanting to run with it.
>>13083886Terrible pictureBut I want to fuck that adorable horse
Alex S. is back.
>>13083843NoThe first form Derpy is clearly the cutest
>>13083951Should I care?
>>13083906>implying the internet is the same as a libraryFuck you.
>>13083886>human vaginto the trash it goes
>>13083776>bring Applejack grocery shopping>every time I turn my back, my cart is filled with apples.
>>13083968Thats the joke.
>>13083958>implyingMail Derpy is cutest Derpy
>>13083951link or stfu
>>13083799that pone looks like she could use a hug!
>>13083962I don't think I'd be as critical of the lazyness if he weren't trying to be so edgy.
>>13083924i havnt been there in a long time but i do remember there was a few times when i tried to save the pic but it couldnt because the filename was too long.i always thought that was pretty stupid
>>13083962I'm surprised you care
>>13083962>there is now animators who learn from tiaraJesus Christhowwhybah
> mentioning Ian kerner
>>13083951He never left
>>13083995Pone attempts to turn self into snake to escape hugMesses up
Nobby better not have gotten eaten by a bear
>>13083978>bring Twilight to the grocery store>she keeps telling you about the nutrition values of whatever you're holding at a time>she keeps track of the total money worth of everything you put on the cart>she giggles when you put her in the product rail at the cash register, jumping between products playfully>then she blushes and jumps back into your hoodie, trying to regain composture
>>13083880>>13083923Oh man, if you worked at Coldstone's and you had to sing every time somebody tipped, imagine how much Pinkie would get into that
>>13084056I was wondering where Zach wentI completely forgot he was going innawoods
>>13084066>Kid comes in with his pockets jingling>Puts a quarter in>Pinkie gives him a full song and dance number>He giggles, reaches into his pocket, puts in another quarter>This continues>For 6 >Fucking> Hours>I don't think he even bought icecream
http://imgur.com/f52J3gv>tfw mlp derpy porn gives you a new fetish
>>13084056He's on Greenvale nowFighting bullshit ceiling ladies
>>13083978>>13084057>>13083861where's the sex
>>13084105Dibby plsThats been your fetish for months
>>13084066Dude, Pinkie lives and works in a bakery. You just know she's good at sales. Everything else, from the singing and the novelty of having a prancing pink pony performing publicly, is just icing on the proverbial cake here.
> you will never minimize your waifu's pain to breed herhttp://www.thehorse.com/articles/32439/horse-pain-and-its-impact-on-reproduction
>>13083978>Bring Rarity to grocery store>Everything's going smoothly>Get to cashier>She compliments her hair>They get to talking>Exchanging beauty tips>Other women butt into the conversation>Still stuck in grocery store, send help
what if pony was delicious
>>13084104>don't care, kid threw like ten bucks in the tip jar, on top of like three hundred from paying customers who enjoyed the show
>>13084114She'll tell you exactly which condoms to buyFor sex with your human girlfriend
>>13084153but pony isor delicious in what way?
>>13084006Other way around, TW learned from davey. At least he's trying not to tween now.
>>13084066My family used to own a candy store. I don't think we would have lasted very long if Pinkie showed up there.
>>13084162>Ahnon don't go kidding yourself, put the magnum's back
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1377399948440.pngResults from the stream.Streaming continues! /moronsonofboron
>>13084104>a regular group of customers comes in, the girls' kindergarten soccer team>they always have the mom in charge that night buy them all a cone>the mom puts down a credit card, and the kids all line up to say what they want>they all brandish dollar bills>Ponkor's face when
>>13084114She notices a very small bullet vibe in the marital aids and condom section.She only asks for you to get it after a particularly long discussion on whether to buy S'mores Pop Tarts or notAs it turns out discussing which brand of batteries is more difficult for her, as she really, really wants the long-lasting high-drain brand.
>>13084174Yeah, I was watching him FBF the Button flash.It still looks awkward.
>>13084122who is this guy i have seen his name mentioned 3 times now
>>13084179I ended up barebacking my first time because Trojan NR's are way too smallIf I'd known I needed Magnums there'd have been no pregnancy scareGO PROM NIGHT
>>13084207That's what happens when you learn to animate by doing and not having any study. Relearning is a bitch but maybe in a year or two we'll finally get some decent porn out of him.
>>13083695Layers you say?
you whati jut realizedi don't care
>>13083923>>13083880>>13084066>>13084104>>13084193why is this making me feel things
>>13084229>tfw pizza pone isn't popular anymore
>>13083567is the new comic out?
>>13084240You have a soul.
>>13084211He make pony sculpturesExplicit pony sculpturesThis is his biggest claim to fame...http://i.imgur.com/1PjB8VC.jpgAnd he recently mentioned that he has an autofellatio fetish.
>>13084105>>13084105>>13084105>>13084105>>13084105>>13084105Is there video?
>>13084228how can i stop caring
>>13084254That is not how you thin you fucking paints.
>>13084008>Strunk & White'sThis guy knows what's up. My copy is always within reach of my keyboard.
>>13084254>not hollow>you can't literally cum inside itghey.
>>13084229Could you help yourself from eating pizza pony? Like let's assume she's got the consistency of pizza, and you have to keep her away from ants, dogs and the like. But she only heals like a normal living thing, very slowly, so taking a bite out of dat ass is an incredibly painful ordeal. Could you do it?
>>13084282They're overrated. Making simple declarative sentences and refusing to use the word "that" except as a terminal pronound saw me through.
>>13084295Theres a tiny hole in her assTechnically you can
>>13084298>implying a magical creation doesn't regenerate faster than a normal creature
Anyone feel like watching some Mr. Bean with me?//derpy.me/DjrrlI can't believe there aren't more Mr. Bean ponies out there. This is almost the only thing google turned up.
>>13084329not reallyshit internetand i don't really care for him
>>13084329I'm pretty sure I've seen everything he's done that's worth seeing a few times
>>13084356I want another Halloween episode.
>>13084008>>13084282>briefly consider googling thiseh whatever, I'll never need it
>>13084356Spooky Scarry Scrunchy face sends shivers down your spine!
>>13084374If you know vaguely how to pleasure a woman, your first time (or next time) is far better.That being said, 1) take it gentle until she tells you harder2) believe her3) Regardless of what porn tells you, don't just bottom out over and over - apparently the most sensitive poritions for most women is in the clitoral cuff near the entrance to her wetness.Also there's a TON about how to go down on a woman properly, it's fucking incredibleINCREDIBLE
>>13084374If you have or have had trouble with grammar ever in your life, it's worth picking up a copy. It's worth it even if you're just curious about how semicolons work. I know you've been wondering.>>13084414I think he was talking about the grammar book, but I'm sure everybody here could use more advice with what you're talking about
Succubus tryna take my baby!
>>13084414I JUST SAID I'LL NEVER NEED ITHOW DARE YOU TAUNT ME
>>13084464>white woman>tsunderenice try!
http://i.imgur.com/WysK5Dk.jpgHow do you fuck up cutie mark placement that bad?
>>13084329SOMEONE PLS JOINI'M ALL ALONE WITH THIS BURLY HAIRY DWARF
>>13084374Strunk & White's is literally regarded as an English student's, and any serious writer's, pocket bible.
>>13083776Rarity wouldn't really consent to being put inside a hoodie. And having her walk or ally alongside me'd turn too many heads for my comfort. It's not every day you see a talking miniature horse.
>>13084464> I'LL NEVER NEEEED ITTTTTHow about you get on the treadmill and start reading about some hobby, like woodworking or erotic bread-toast portraitures?
Any fans of apple poni in this thread?
>>13084482it looks like he wasn't lined up with the machine properly when they were stamping it on
Your pony just found the Loc-nar, what do you do?
>>13084458I was talking about what he's talking aboutgrammar in my native language is the only thing I'm really good at and look what it got me
>>13084514APPLE HORSE IS WORST HORSE
Where da white ponies at?
>>13084458how dare youI know how semicolons work; faggot
> pony will never make it plain what she wants
>>13084514Best pony on the right but her sister is nice too
>>13084251Next Wednesday, this is just part of an extended preview.
>>13084599What, like this?http://i.imgur.com/IuK0FNz.png
>>13084600sad for a hwhile
>>13084599pone just wants to sleep
>>13084639damn nigga that's a kawaii ponehow bout sleeping fashion pone
>Season 4>Makes Fluffy Ponies canon>They're all called frost ponies and speak with Russian accents.
>>13084639That pony is too tiny.
>>13084645I would love it if they threw in more stereotypes, and a Russian one would be the most entertaining probably.
guys help, I can't stop playing this fucking cookie game.I'm not even playing it and I can't stop.Send help.
>>13084645>they're the old, nonedgy versionI am totally in favor of that idea
>>13084008>it was made beautifulPASSIVE VOICEPURGE THIS PIECE OF FILTH
>Don't I look ridiculous with all this girly make up on? haha>...anon?
>>13084702There's nothing wrong with passive voice, it's just that at one point a bunch of assholes got together in a tizzy and declared it Wasn't Done in English
>>13084704Honestly Dash cleans up really well.
>old horse 404'dDamn.Should I post the end here?
>>13084728That...is not the image I meant to post.
it's a rare condition
>>13084725bitch never does her hair
>>13084716More or less. The 1600's were pretty rough for divergent English.
>>13084743You should get help with it.
I kinda like these lankier looking ponies
>>13084743i was born with my heart on the right side
>>13084743this day and age
>>13084761Yeah me too
>>13084702this>>13084716>>13084754I bet passive voice is just one of the things you descriptivist weaklings up put with.
Share your fanfiction ideas because why not.
>>13084743>>13084767OH FUCK THE NOSTALGIAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zsY5ReW9PQ
>>13084767to read any news on the newspaper page
Eh, screw it.>>13084365Satisfied, she pushes herself downward, burying you to the hilt inside her. The previous pace of her thrusting returns in an instant, her hips slamming down against yours as she rides you hard and fast. The pressure within you mounts steadily, building and growing and boiling inside you until you just can't take it anymore.With a wavering groan, you buck your hips up into hers and unleash yourself, pouring your warm seed into her deepest recesses. Howling in bliss, Saffron arches her back and rams her hips against yours, forcing you as deep as you can go as her own climax flows through her body. Her inner muscles clamp against you, holding you in a vice-like grip. For a few magical moments, the two of you are one.And then, the feeling is gone, and your shared orgasm wanes into a cozy, weary warmth. Bending downwards, Saffron puts her arms around you, resting one hand on the back of your head and nuzzling her face into your shoulder. With a giggle, she plants a kiss on your cheek."Good boy."fin
>>13084795Anon being forcefully turned into a ponyAnon being mind raped by unicornsAnon being forcefully turned into a female diamond dog
>rarijack>not complete shitAppleDash will always be better than your shitty pairing.
>>13084795I keep trying to write about a little girl going to equestria and causing a ruckus as she does silly things but I can never get it right.
>>13084830Anon being forcefully told to shutup
>>13084793You shouldn't use it every sentence because that gets pretty tiresome, but it's legit (TM)
>>13084801Love and tradition of the grand design
>>13084846AppleDash was always terrible
>>13084846>not raripieshit taste.
>>13084880Yeah, AppleDan a shit.
Pone and marriagePone and marriageGo together like a horse and carriage
>>13084846I love AppleDash as much as the next guy but SquiggleKicker is the 2nd best ship there is.
Would you study with Fluttershy after school?
>>13084914She wants to steal my knowledge
What ever happened to predictability?The milkman, the paper boy, the evening TV.
>>13084914No she looks like a hippy
>>13084921>yeah this nose looks good
>>13084914Fuck no, she's that weird kid who never really says anything, never responds to anything I ask her and always smells like a barnyard for some reason. spending an hour with her? NO THANKS
>>13084931that show sucked
>>13084743that boy needs therapy
>>13084844>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUcp7UP2tgwMan durhamrockerz sure is funny
>>13084855post some of it, we're honest
>>13084902>MUH I SAY ITS CANCER BECAUSE I HATE FUN MUH!
>>13084931Went out the window with rapid development of technology. People today want spontaneity and information technology now allows them to make rapid decisions.
>>13084914>Cute shy girl asks me to studyHell yes
>>13084946We're talking about EG FS, and she's way more lively than pony FS