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>>13070992

Pretend like it's the year 2017 and MLPG is still alive
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>>13076255
>>13076281
Executive
Order
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Second for pone murdering pone
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>>13076299
>tfw no more letters to Celestia
>now everyone will write letters to Twilight
>even Celestia will write letters to Twilight
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Bazinga
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yfw pank puts on lots of useless jewelry
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>>13076324
DAS MAH 'BAMA

HE GAVE ME A 'BAMA PHONE

LAWD BLESS DA BLACK HIZZOUSE
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Hahaha you dorks are still there?
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>>13076336
WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THOSE?
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>>13076324
That was hilarious
Did you draw these? That was so epic anon
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>2017
>MLPG still around
>MLP:FiM has 2 spin offs EqG and CMC shows
>Full mainstream with the Simpsons audience for EqG, below shit teir babby audience for CMC
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>>13076324
FUCKING SUPREME COURT WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU
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critique pls
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>>13076315
haunted
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>>13076315
>and it turns out it's
It's what?
IT'S WHAT?
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>>13076332
Don't worry Anon, I'm writing enough letters to her to make up for the lack of letters from Twilight
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>>13076355
why not?
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>>13076336
oooohhh dang
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>>13076370
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYNCIyWxwko
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>>13076370
Thin your paints
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>>13076370
Well it's not a pony
The eyes are kind of creeping me out a little
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>>13076370
10/10 I hate - IGN
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>>13076365
>MLP: Ponyville Confidential for the Family Guy fags
>Law & Order: Manehattan for the CSI/L&O/NCIS fags
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>>13076371
H-H-Haunted
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>>13076385
Well that is less extravagant compare to the first image.
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>>13076369
Counting our money the corporations gave us to look the other way.

I'm gonna by my seventh yacht!
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>>13076299
I don't like the whole "Dark side of equestria" storyline in S6, it got really deep
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>>13076370
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10vf3n_stuffed-to-the-max-in-stripes_lifestyle?search_algo=2
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>>13076370
"7/10 Jesus Fucking Christ" - The New York Times
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>>13076370
That's certainly interesting. The effects on the eyes are not bad, but you should fix the skull.
The face looks flat, too- did you think about it in 3D?
The individual hair isn't very appealing visually, too.
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>>13076370
"9/11, it's okay" PC Gamer
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>I don't know...they're not really my color, darling
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Does anyone know who drew this?
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What if

Guys

What if

What if pone

SHUT UP

What if pone

was

What if pone was

was penguin.
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>>13076450
Holy shit, that figure.
Super arousing.
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>>13076496
>Time to take over ZE VURLD

Not

>Time to PULL ZE MOOOOOON, OUT OF ITS ORRRBIT!

Though that is kinda Luna's thing.
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>>13076496
Plantpony. DA is deactivated.
Also, learn to use google
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>>13076496
Yes. A simple reverse google search will give you the result.
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>>13076500
I can dig it
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>>13076487
Yes, Rarity. Those look smashing on you.
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>>13076371
>>13076372
It's where her husband grew up. It's where she met him.
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>>13076524
>ponies are now penguins
>scootaloo can fly
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>>13076500
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>>13076315
Springfield
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>>13076515
Remember when he was assassinated by the bus?
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>>13076515
>>13076519
Wasn't there a tripfag who used to browse here who drew a bunch of megaman themed pony stuff?
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>>13076557
oh anon. Come and play real men's games with us
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>>13076450
This is relevant to my interests
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>>13076539
It's too bad Grandpa Apple wasn't in the Zapapple episode. I wonder if they just didn't want to show a pony who's currently dead.
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>>13076574
I don't think he has a trip, but didn't Tan draw a bunch of megamen?
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Confess your sins, my child. Don't worry, you're safe here...
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>>13076450
rediv,come on.
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>>13076605
I want to kiss Fluttershy
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So do you think that scootaloo will finally become an alicorn this season?
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>>13076605
I masturbate to to the thought of sleeping inside your womb
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>>13076574
I think you're thinking of Plantman but I don't really remember
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>>13076605
I want you to bear my children
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>>13076621
I don't know, I thought they would quit after the Elements, Shining Armor, Flash Sentry, and Snips all became alicorns.
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>>13076596
I once started writing a fanfic about Granny Smith's early years, before the Zap=apple episode aired. It was to be a murder mystery.
Then the episode came and killed most of the stuff i thought up.
I still think a good old fashioned murder mystery a la Agatha Christie would be fun, maybe as a quest.
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>>13076605
I might have had lewd thoughts about you
well, a bit more than just 'lewd' I guess
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>>13076605
I'm fucking your sister.

Also she's pregnant.

We're naming the baby Nyx
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>>13076636
Don't you mean you want her to bear your children?
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>>13076644
miss arple?
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>>13076605
I got mad on the internet, once. Also I edited the BURDENED picture to make it pony related. Wait, I don't actually regret it... Do I have to regret my sins?
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>>13076659
Oh, nevermind, I mixed the names. It's not the "BURDENED".
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>>13076605
I know I should seek help or talk to someone but I just seem to push everyone away from me
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>>13076370
I can't tell if you're serious
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>>13076655
I prefer Poirot as a character, but he might have a more Marple-esque role in this if we want to solve the mystery.
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>>13076664
He said it's possible that he'd romantic a pony under the right circumstances
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>>13076678
gimme your skype anon
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>>13076621
What I want to know is if Rainbow will ever do the Quadruple Sonic Rainboom
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>>13076538
I haven't tried any kinds of addons yet, still busy unlocking stuff and trying combos. You should try making a thread about your problem on the forums if you haven't done so yet

My favorite race is Shalore, the global speed racial and Timeless are so fucking good and seem to synergize with just about anything. Shalore Anorithil is my most complete regular character yet, though I've done some crazy stuff with adventurer which was a lot of fun too, pic related
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>>13076450
>Struggling to move
>mfw she turns
>ass the size of a barn
>even she is surprised

I wasn't prepared for this unf
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>>13076574
Yeah, Plantman. Which is the same as
>>13076515
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>>13076621
Before Applejack, Shes never gonna be one.
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>>13076688
It's probably more a matter of, despite any fantasy, he's never actually been around the actual (for a given value of actual cartoon pony) Twilight so he doesn't really have any personal experience to make it work it his head. As a switcheroo, imagine if you will, you're a pony and you've only ever heard of humans/seen them as cartoon and the closest thing you have to them is apes in zoos and trying to visualize a relationship with them keeps bringing the image of said apes to your mind.

Humans aren't exactly like that, of course, but it can be a fantasy-killer. That's when you go through the Equestria Girl mirror and realize that holy fuck humans can be attractive after all
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>>13076539
>>13076315

Hollow Shades?
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>>13076420
sorry stoned pony
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>>13076764
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>>13076764
Well yeah
Lots of people really need to be able to feel a personal connection in order to get off, he's probably just one of them.

Mostly all I need is pony ass
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>>13076332
>>even Celestia will write letters to Twilight

I've always wanted an episode where Celestia would write a Friendship Letter to Twilight. But that was before Twilight got her wings.
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>>13076789
>Freud Vale
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>>13076808
>>Lots of people really need to be able to feel a personal connection in order to get off
>that feel
It only works when its my waifu...
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>>13076822
>birthplace of celestia
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PONY PONY! PONY PONY!

GIGA PONY! PONY PONY!
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The ice we skate
is getting pretty thin
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>>13076847
Your mom is getting pretty thin!
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>>13076706
that
that can't be right
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>>13076807
>monoleth
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>>13076847
hair fuhrer
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>>13076524
well now I've seen everything
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>>13076864
YES
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>>13076890
Oh I have more, but not of any of them actually being penguins
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Does anybody have this without the /mlp/ MOD HQ red text?
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>>13076901
miss pinkie's penguins
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>>13076616
Same

She just has such a kissable face
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>>13076904
it was somewhere in the old threads.
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>>13076899
I know why I'm unfing.
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>>13076621
>An alicorn whocant fly
nah
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>>13076926
Because Scootaloo is naked?
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>>13076904
The comic itself or that particular edit?
It's from Gone with the Blastwave.
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>>13076916
I want to nibble on her ear
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>>13076636
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>>13076935
no,silly. All ponies are naked. All the time.
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>>13076789
Could be. It'd be nice if they'd visit a few of those places. Los Pegasus sounds like it was a joint Pegasus/Earth Pony venture, what with Applewood and the clouds (and the name).

Wonder what the bell in Fillydelphia symbolizes.
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LIKE THE LEGEND OF THE PHOENIX
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>>13076935
But ponies are usually naked.
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Pony should wear more flair
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>>13076954
>>13076949
yeah but in that picture she's REALLY naked
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>>13076916
She does, doesn't she?
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>>13076953
I remember touch
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>>13076948
remember

pregnancy makes them hornier
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>>13076950
reference to the liberty bell in Philadelphia
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>>13076950
Yeah but the pony mafia runs Los Pegasus
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you'd never believe it, I fixed the fullscreen problem. horray for me!
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>>13076904
Nothing a quick edit can't fix!
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>>13076973
I was talking in a pony context. It could have a whole story behind it!

>>13076977
I bet our girls can sort those palookas out.
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>>13076899
Damn sexy scootaloo. Everytime
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>>13076977
>pony jews run applewood
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>>13076920
I can't search similar images in the archive.
>>13076943
Just the same edit without the red words.
>>13076989
Perfect, thanks.
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>>13076950
Don't know, but I'd love a world tour of Equestria and the eastern countries
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>>13076605
No matter what I make or do, I still want nothingness. I would rather feel nothing than happy.
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>>13077008
>Froud Valley

the fuck is a Froud
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http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlpfim-equestrivia-challenge

they know
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>>13076948
Damn, is she growing a whole herd of fillies in there?
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>>13076935
I didnt even notice Scoots was naked
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>>13076972
It also makes them crazy. I don't know about you, but I don't want a crazy demigod princess.
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>>13077020
it's ancient equestrian for "freud"
duh
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>>13076862
that's with 0.32 attack speed and 180% global speed, I used flurry for that picture but regular attacks to 3-5k damage like 5 times per turn
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>>13077034
>not stepping up your game as her crazy demigod prince
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>tfw MLPG will never rile up shit like it used to in the old days
>tfw even if it does it'll just be attributed to /mlp/ and /mlp/ will just run it into the ground
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>>13077034
>not wanting a crazy princess
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>>13077069
>that
>good
I agree on everything you could say about past sins,but that's just stupid.
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>>13077065
She would just use her crazy powers to "win" every argument.
She might even accidentally kill you in a fit of emotions.
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>>13077028
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>>13077069
That's the problem with /mlp/, if there's ever anything we take a stand against, it's guaranteed they will be twice as mad about it and anything and everything they do will be at least twice as retarded as what we would do.
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>>13077093
Lyl
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>>13077087
Just like she killed Chrysalis.
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>>13076963
And a very huggable body
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>>13077104
OH BOY HERE WE GO
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>>13077034
Makes the sex even better
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>>13077131
That is also true.
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>>13077131
Flutterfags.You can expect them to be only virgins who want women to worship them, be quiet and generally be their mommies with sex included in the dish.
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>>13076963
>>13077131
>>13077159
I thought we were talking about Fluttershy.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/c74685ae83458cd4e9e52bbcf58b2836/tumblr_ms21vvnxnv1r9dpcuo1_1280.png
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>>13077160
That's a funny way of spelling Celestia.
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>>13077177
>wings
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>>13077177
>starry hair
meh
>dock
nice
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>>13077179
niet freud.
Niet.
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>>13077160
>and generally be their mommies with sex included in the dish.

You just described the typical house wife.
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>>13077177
Thats pretty unf
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>>13077177
sibewar is very hit and mis
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>>13077208
there was a better way to argue my point but fuck it.
I'm waitinf for someone to post the screencap that describes flutterfags.
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>>13077008

>gelding grotto

every time
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>>13077224
Why do you think there are so many "mares" on the show?
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>>13077083
iirc Goggles mostly drew it for shits and giggles. She didn't really care for the fic but she drew it because she thought it would stir shit up.

>Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/15/11
>These threads never fail to be entertaining
Oh how things have changed...
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>>13077177
>Sun rising through the window
>This has been happening all night
>Trixie only just came
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>>13077222
Not him but other than AJ, I could not see any other 6mane being a good at mothering.
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>>13077159
I love that artist.
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>>13077242
It's just past/before twilight
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>>13077242
>>Trixie only just came
>again
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>>13077236
And people actually believe that Braeburned infected us with dicks...
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>>13077179
>want women to worship them
>and be quiet
Doesn't sound like Celestiafags at all. It's normally them who do the worshipping
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Pinkie ruins everything without consideration for others because she thinks it's fun.
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>>13077303

well she IS worst horse, worse than even 2.3 at this point.
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>>13077177
>wings
>taildock
>dom Twi
oh very much yes. unf.
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>>13077303

She even ruined Cloud Kicker's wings
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Yellowquiet is and will always be best personhorse.
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>>13077296
Mostly new, jealous, or judgmental people.
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>>13077301
they just want something with as much personality as a sack of flour that they can stick their dicks into
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>>13077334
>no enormous tits
that doesn't even count
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>>13077325
lolno

Twily has been worst horse since the end of S2
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>>13077177
I was watching the stram when he was drawing that. T'was arrousing
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Okay, which one of you was it this time?
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>>13077177
I want to like this but there's too much fanon in it.
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>>13077362
she hasn't hit puberty yet in that picture you fagmaster
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>>13077334
She's best everythinghorse
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>>13077367
why does rainbow dash have a normal pony body and redheart has boobs?
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All I want is a cute chubby girl to cuddle with

Or a cute chubby guy if it's cold enough out
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Is this real?
Because that's my home town.
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>>13077381
my nigga

i don't like taurshit though
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>>13077388
I don't know, no good pictures of Dash being pregnant exist
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>>13077367
my money's on xieril
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
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>>13077395
It's obviously fake
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>>13077402
xieril's pregnant again?
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>>13077408
>brits
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>>13077354
>baiting this hard
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>>13077325
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>>13077395
>>13077408
Why isn't there a link?
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>>13077379
well when is she going to
I don't have all day
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>>13077362
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>>13077395
>white horse
>Rainbow Dash
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>>13077388
Why is redheart wearing a shirt and no pants
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I would have sex with a horse if it was legal in my state
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>>13077408

I need to call nasa, my sides are the first to populate pluto
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>>13077396
Why does Fluttershy always have the shit eating grin on her face
Like she just drank the last soda in my fridge on purpose
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>>13077334
I agree. She just look so gentle.

>>13077362
>not liking her the way she is
She was a perfect model in GIYC and I do not recall model having such large pairs.
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>>13077395
>>13077408
It's fake, but nice on them to use the MLP in-app purchase fiasco and the horsemeat thing as related links.
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>>13077450
Legality doesn't make something right/wrong.
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>>13077438
I enjoy MS art
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>>13077465
But it DOES make it legal.
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>>13077468
it can be cute
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>>13077427

Best fucking episode

>trashbin her mouth
>she tries to talk before the credits roll
>credits begin before she can say anything
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>>13077459
>That's right faggot, what are you going to do about it?
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>>13077465
It makes it legal.
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>>13077465
Right and Wrong are just words. It's what you do that makes a difference
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>>13077441
why is
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>>13076450
I ... oh dear

OH DEAR
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>>13077459
Because being nice and kind is a front. She's a master thief.
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>>13077367
>That transparency
I guess 4chan finally came inside Rainbow Dash.
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>>13077483
ship you to Africa
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>>13076450
> that tired groan as she says "I've just finished eating"

BONER STOP NO
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>>13077492
Yep.
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>>13077483

Well for starters, I'm going to fucking drop kick you in the jaw you fucking horse
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>>13077494
Well that makes sense
She did steal my heart
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>>13077482
>She doesn't say shit for the bulk of the episode
>The only episode in S3 where Pinkie doesnt fuck anything up
1000/10
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>fatfags
>>
pony has been going out with you for months
now pony is winking at you
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>sugarfags
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>>13076450
She's like on a fucking food coma

this has no right to be this hot
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>stop-liking-what-I-dont-likefags
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>>13077511
And for the main course?
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>>13077427
that episode made me a little mad, and not just because I waifu her, it's because it made no sense, she should have suficated with out a mouth OR nose
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>>13077523
>>13077543
It fucking begins
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>>13077536
Well that's just what she does when she makes a cute pun
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>>13077543

>SB

fixed

I don't know why he doesn't do more femsnails, she's way fucking cuter
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>>13077512
>I tried selling that shitty heart on the black market but no mare wanted you.
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>>13077536
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>>13077500
Here you go.
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>>13077177
I shouldn't find this arousing

But the thought of them having a night long tender bondage fuck is pretty hot
>>
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10or0t_just-look-at-that-thick-waist_lifestyle
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>>13077558

lesbians as fuuuuck
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>>13077516
SB pls
have fun
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>>13077516
If Sugar was proportioned like the lady in the vid, bigger tits please, my dick would explode.
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>>13077557
>begins
People have been disliking the obese stuff for quite a while now
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>>13077208
> be their mommies
I guess Flutterfags by definition want that sort of relationship, but

Really I just want to be with a crunchy hippie who knows her body and is very likely to be into druid sex.
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>>13077556
Ponies don't need oxygen
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>>13077590
Anonymous, are you faggots with your friends when you tell them a bad joke?
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>>13077516
Why do you bring her up in every thread SB. Stop forcing this character.
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>>13077562
but I love you
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>>13077614
>Druid sex
What the fuck is that.
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>>13077606
Perhaps he meant "it begins today"
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>>13077629
It's from ages on ages ago
"Let the s-seed take root"
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>>13077629
You fuck a tree
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>>13077622
If I complimented my friend softly and then winked at him

Yes, as a matter of fact that would be pretty gay.
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>>13077606
>obese
It continues
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>>13077620
Can seaponies survive on land?
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>>13077595
>>13077623
>full.gif
>SB

If I was, I'd be drawing tons more Sugar and posting new stuff.
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>>13077629
She makes this face the whole time.
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>>13077624
>I lied to see if you had anything of value to steal. You don't. Nothing about you is valuable.
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>>13077646

maximum homo
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>>13077629
Basically ritual sex magic
There was some pretty hot fertility rite stuff with a human Fluttershy ages ago
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>>13077646
So you're gay?
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>>13077654
just bring it to the sub. Getting tired of seeing this everythread.
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>>13077629
>not knowing/having druid sex
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>>13077588
The fact that she is having fun doing this multiplies my arousal.
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>>13077646
They're girls, this for them is the equivalent of talking about scoring and high-fiving. You calling high-fiving gay?
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>>13077629
Doing it in a field of flowers

Or in a river
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>>13077676
Too bad.
And just in case you filtered
http://i.imgur.com/Unnp7E7.gif
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>>13077643
>>13077667
So it's just regular sex.
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>>13077678

>not posting horse images
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>>13077655
It looks like this.
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>>13077676
they're just doing it to shitpost just...see >>13077697
ignore it
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>>13077381
Even EG?
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>>13077709
Regular sex with the magic and the additional purpose of procreation.
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>>13077588
CHRIST IN A BUCKET
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>>13077687
If 2 girls high wived and then one winked at the other?

A little
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>>13076450
LK please stop shoving your fetish in my face.
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>>13077730
So completely vanilla.
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>>13077709
You haven't had ritual sex, have you?
>>
Konnichiwa!
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>>13077717
Where is that from?
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>>13077697
this is perfect sugar. i'm not too fond of the more recent one with extra large boobs
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>>13077754
Cowabunga!
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>>13077738
>lk will never forcefeed me his fetish
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>>13077676
People force things down other's throats if they know others will react to it. Just ignore/filter and it will die out. You are fighting fire with fire.
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>>13077661
I'd let her seduce me anyday.EVERYday
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>>13077754

nippon twily what are you doing here
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>>13077749
> sex with onlookers and a specific set of criteria, chanting, incense, and proper mental and spiritual preparation

I'm pretty sure this isn't a quick fuck in the supply closet, Anon.
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>>13077765
mazel tov
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>>13077735
friends do that all the time

a lot of mannerisms girls do together as friends are pretty gay to guys when it's guys doing the same thing
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>>13077723
Yes.
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>>13077556
I hate md because of fluttershy.
yeah, we get that she's shy. But she's brave when her friends are in danger, so fuck you.
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>>13077738
Not LK
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>>13077778
You remember that bitch from Firefly? She's just like her.
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>>13077770
Would you fight pony with pony?
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>>13077765
TWILEY
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>>13077735
> high wived
> high-wife'd
UNF
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>>13077723
She was the only character I liked in EG. Don't even like FS in the show
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>>13077796
Oh, you never said there was voyeurism involved.

Okay, so it's just public sex.
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>>13077802
I dunno, winking is always pretty flirtatious for both sexes if you ask me
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>>13077809
You mean the spy, or Inara?
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>>13077770
I already had.
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>>13077802
That's because usually girls aren't afraid in their sexuality and have to defend it like guys do.
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>>13077769
I am seeing what you did there.
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>>13077763
100% agreed
http://i.imgur.com/AjOAwZW.png

That combination of tits and belly
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>>13077821
You just don't get it. Okay.
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>>13077818
I didn't even notice I typed that
What a strange typo
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>>13077697
>And just in case you filtered
That's not a nice thing to do, anon
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>>13077826
it's not always flirtatious
>>
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrdysc_revisited-clothes_redband
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>>13077749
>tfw people in here look down on you for just wanting to make gentle love to your waifu
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>>13077819
muh nigga
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>>13077588
that fucking ass slap
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>>13077623
>Why do you bring her up in every thread SB. Stop forcing this character.
Yeah only I can do that!
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>>13077828
Saffron.
http://firefly.wikia.com/wiki/Saffron
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>>13077844
Hey, I understand that it's not special. I just thought maybe it was something that was really out there.
>>
you know, I've never thought it could be arousing, but watching a young woman eating cookies sexily is hot as hell.
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>>13077869
GG pls

explain why Dewbon is so cute
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We should talk about gay dragons instead
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>>13077875
> ritualistic sex with all the trappings isn't special
Are you feeling euphoric?
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>>13077882
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>>13077863
>wanting to make gentle love to your waifu
muh nigga
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>>13077588
>>13077862
This thread was made for me.
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>>13077843
unf
imagine a lazy weekend where all you do is just walk around the house in a t-shirt and underwear
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>>13077897
You sound pretty euphoric, dude.
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>>13077892
Who?
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xzteys_feeling-luscious_redband
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>>13077851
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>>13077894

We should get more artists to draw bicurious dragons
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>>13077843
>>13077913
What I want to know is her personality
>>
What an awful thread
>>
unf
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>>13077914
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the screaming of your fedora.
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>>13077894
>poor little white dragon
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>>13077928
It really is.
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>>13077926
It's snips but as a girl.

imagine that.
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>>13077892
Do you think Dewbon has disgusting breath?
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>>13077931
Uh ... Twilight?
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>>13077863
>tfw people will never do anything with philophilia
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>>13077926
Flirtatious
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>>13077931
that's not real is it?
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>>13077936
You're just blinded by the glare coming from your socks and sandals. You should have worn a longer trenchcoat.
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>mfw anons are enjoying fat people near me

FUCK THAT

I'M GONNA GO DRAW OR SOMETHING
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>>13077892
kuudere
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>but you said we would go shopping today
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you know, these girls are the few that can carry their body fat. Usually it's just hambeasts with mustaches.
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>>13077926
>inb4 slut
>I'd imagine she'd be slightly forward, but probably clueless if you went along with it
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>>13077897
> ritualistic tax filing with all the trappings isn't special

It's just role-play sex. I mean, it can be hot, but it's pretty tame normal stuff dressed up a bit.
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>>13077964
I'm pretty certain that would only increase the gain of the retard signal coming off your Lens Crafters' hornrim glasses.
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>>13077720
>tfw you can't enjoy things legitimately anymore because others use them to shitpost
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>>13077936
I'm not that guy but do you realize that your conversation has devolved into calling eachother /r/atheism stereotypes.
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>>13077967
Fuck you Endii
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>>13077994
I'm pretty sure neither of us care and are just having fun coming up with those insults. Don't worry, ANon.
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>>13077994
>posting wow pics
>when ffxiv is out
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>>13077994
garrosh is a pussy ass bitch
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>>13077988
You should have something in your cargo shorts that would adjust for that, but I guess the interference from your graphic tee is just too loud.
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>>13077930
more wide-hipped sweetie please
maybe in her underwear, that's straining to contain her curves?
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>>13078010
How do you know that's endii?
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>>13078025
>implying I'm rediv
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>>13078021
such a malleable-looking rarity
I want to squeeze her
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>>13077973
http://i.imgur.com/rWBAi3Q.jpg
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>>13077958
It is real.
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>>13078025
>celestia quest is ending soon
the pain...
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>>13078022
No, I'm pretty sure it's the attenuation from the signed copy of the God Delusion you keep in that A+ branded messenger bag of yours.
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>>13078022
Cargo shorts are ok as long as they are not tan, brown, white, black, or camo

Too bad 99% of people wear them in those colors.
>>
How much until S4 again?
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>>13078010
I think that's BCS
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>>13078037
it was worth a shot
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>>13078025
She drew it? Link?
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>>13078025
You can just ask rediv on her blog
Personally I want to see her in pajamas, there's just something about pajamas that get to me
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>>13078051
It's so sad.
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>>13076370
The wonderbolts will see me right here at the gala.
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>>13078043
Jesus fuck I need some sex

If I saw that right now I'd tip her over that coffee table and mount her bareback.
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>>13078057
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
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i wish i could draw chub well
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>>13078032
I have a feeling
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>>13078073
>rediv in pajamas
unf
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>>13078016
>tfw you will never get to join Garrosh's true horde and blow up soft hordies and alliance
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>>13078056
Olive green, motherfucker.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/hIhANEE.png

>Hey, I thought this address looked familiar
>You ordered these three pizzas, Anon?
>You didn't?
>And you don't have enough to cover them?
>Well, I'm sure we can make a deal, maybe let me come inside and we can enjoy some hot pizza and a movie together.
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>>13078073
what is her main blog? how many blogs? all the blogs I have of her are outdated.
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>>13078073
> Rediv has a blog
... LINK
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>>13078051
>we failed to stop it
hopes deleted
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>>13078061
is that japanon?
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>>13078061
>not putting tabasco on your pasta
I can't believe there's people who do this.
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>>13078078
The thing is chicks like that usually like sex and are appreciative of it, which is my fetish.
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>>13078095
> hot pizza
UNF
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>>13078073
undies, pajamas, a form-fitting dress, a towel, completely naked...
I just want more of that Sweetie in general
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>>13078081
>Still 90 days

ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>13078087
Yes that is very unf, but I was talking about Thick Sweetie Belle
>>13078100
>>13078104
redivdrip.tumblr.com
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>>13078083
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>>13078051
thank fuck
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>>13078107
Yep. He's been around again for weeks.
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>>13078113
That's been my experience. The lactation totally drowned out any social stigma dating a big girl, which I didn't give a fuck about anyway.
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>>13078083
Chub like this?
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>>13078093
Nice catch, I forgot that one.
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>>13078075
I guess it had to, sooner or later. roaming the badlands, looking for the bad guys would've gotten dull fast enough. it just seems so early.

>>13078106
yeah, I'm wondering how much shit we're in now. they've got at least the one, probably two, maybe all 3. haven't seen or heard about the last one.
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>>13078090
>true horde
>wanting to go back to OOGA BOOGA KILL ALL WHITE MAN
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>>13078117
Where is it!?
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>>13078061
WAIT HE IS BACK?
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>>13078130
oh neat
but then who will be ded and hat us
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>>13078133
>Lactation
Whoa
too far.
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>>13078135
No, you dumb shit
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>>13078095
...isn't that a little forward for a pizza girl? Aren't you in the middle of your job?
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I'm a total slave for donkey cock!
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>>13078152
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pony shall pony pony
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>>13078072
>>13078142
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>>13078154
Her hormones were all over the place. The upshot is she practically NEEDED sex on a regular basis and was often the initiator.
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>>13077956
I will try once my art skills reach a point where it would actually work
>>
>2017
>still going on MLPG
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Any more chub than this and it gets gross
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>>13078167
We know.
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>>13078169
> Mabel teeth
I read it in Mabel's voice

A strange feeling
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>>13078051
Man, the only way I can see it ending so soon is with either a bad end or "You go back to earth the end". We barely even got the chance to go full waifu.
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>>13078133
Did you drink her? What does it taste like? How much does a girl lactate? Do they like it when a guy suckles it out of their tits?
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>>13078167
What if I told you there was a donkey cock right behind you?
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>>13078117
I haven't been able to close that tab since I opened it, you just don't see hips drawn like that every day
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>>13078174
Nice...
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>>13078152
the rest of them
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>>13078138
hey.

hey.

It's simple and it works.
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>>13078166
>Sugar
>"a little forward"

You're new to this whole Sugar thing, I see.
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>>13078083
Draw lots of fat people
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>>13078121
>im stuffed tbh
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>>13078150
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
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>>13078179
MLPG died in the great flame war of summer 2015. This is just the memorial where the survivors recreate it from old screencaps
>>
http://i.imgur.com/xnF5dHA.png

>Gah ah hayhur howull, Ahon?
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>>13078207
>shitting up all of thrall's careful diplomacy
>"it works"

Yeah nah you're a cunt.
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>>13078173
Jesus.
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>>13078198
too bad there's no view of the backside
I bet the ass is fat
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>>13078192
It was never very much because she wasn't pregnant (thankfully) but she loved breast play and suckling.

It was always like pretty heavy cream, though sometimes it tasted a little weird. I noticed it especially on days she took iron supplements.

There was one occasion she was riding on top and absolutely fucking exploded squirting after I sucked on her while hilting. She was kind of a bucket of crazy but that's like my favorite experience ever.
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>>13078051
>started to go through the archive now that I have some spare time so I can catch up and participate
>"it's going to end soon"
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>>13078235
She doesn't even need the horn.
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>>13078261
She's an alicorn, alicorns have horns.
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>>13078208
Does she just push forward every chance she gets because she's desperate?
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4chan x is a wonderful thing.
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>>13078207
why not kill gods instead
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>>13078251
You can just ask her, i'll bet she'll draw it during a stram if she sees a few people want to see her draw her again.
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>>13078277
So is ur mum
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>>13078254
Oh my unf.
Did she do anal?
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>>13078277
It is, isn't it?
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>>13078283
I'll keep an eye out for her streams then.
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>>13078256
To be specific, SA said
>We're closing in on the end. I suspect the last session (assuming no change in the usual schedule) will be either 2 or 3 weeks from today.
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>>13078256
>Spaerk
>not participating in a celestia quest from the beginning
who are you

also, "soon" is "at least a couple of weeks" so there's plenty of time still.
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>>13078287
That was one of the first things we did together because she wasn't on birth control at the time but we both hated condoms. It was a pretty dumb choice but god I loved fucking that ass.
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>>13078182
Not sure if I should unf.
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>Have a thick girlfriend with huge tits and a sex drive so constant and overwhelming it's hard to keep up
Guys, I know it sounds great, in some idyllic abstraction, but it really is great, it's fucking amazing. Only thing I'm not sure about is her rape fetish.
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>>13078243
Love me some food catchers.
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>>13078300
>not participating in a celestia quest from the beginning
University shit got in the way ;__;
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>>13078314
>Have a thick girlfriend with huge tits and a sex drive so con-
I fucking bet
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>>13078299
>>13078256
And that's 2-3 weeks at 2 sessions per week.
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2
Cosplay contest at BronyCAN starting now
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>>13078314
>Big girl
>Rape and probably dom fetish
I hope you enjoyed shitting normally while it lasted
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>>13078306
lucky bastard...
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>>13078314
>rape fetish
Probably just fulfilled by roleplay. Don't fret it
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>>13078330
I've never mentioned it till now because people assume it's either bragging or a lie, but hey, other people were recounting real life stories.
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>>13078340
>Rape
Yes.
>Dom
Not even a little bit.
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>>13078277
Shit man, 2003 must have been hell.
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>>13078331
Oh, okay. Thanks
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>>13078277
I'm guessing because of recursive filtering.
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>Derpy ins Doctor Hooves in the same frame

I swear to god Hasbro does this on purpose. Fuck them.
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>all this sex talk
>can't fap
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>13078357
Talk about [sweating intensifies]
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[vomiting intensifies]
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>>13078025
do I need to get my trip on
that wasnt me but ill see
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>>13078377
A brony-sympathizing programmer, more like.
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>>13078350
>because people assume it's either bragging or a lie
Eh, if they don't believe, whatever, right?
I personally never make a choice between believing or not, it's like the Schroedinger cat of internet bragging or the existence of God: it may be true, I don't have a proof, but who cares. If I get the proof, I'll believe, if not, I'll just think it's possible without shouting liar.
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>>13078357
Soon all things will be shitposted and no one will be able to enjoy anything without being labeled a shitposter
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>>13078182
this seems like such a hassle for Cranky Doodle
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>>13078399
You'd be surprised
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>>13078398
yesss
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>>13078416
How did you find my resume?
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>>13078413
What the FUCK
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>>13078413
>no internal organs
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>>13078416
Thing is, that's kind of funny
On the other hand I pray to God he's never actually handed that in to a real actual job
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>>13078416
Hello, Cringe Channel.
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>>13078398
Thanks red. I love how you draw your ponies, you always make them look so soft.
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>>13078348
Yeah but even as roleplay it makes me kind of uncomfortable.
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>>13078416
> "Big Blue"
> didn't pick a fat Dash to mascot this bullet point
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>tfw more guys want chubby girls then girls want chubby guys
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>>13078416
I refuse to believe this is real.
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>>13078377

They have been doing that in various media for quite awhile

The show itself is pretty much the only place they aren't a pair
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>>13078411
I'm just assuming it's SB just forcing this character.
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>>13078413
That looks uncomfortable.
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>>13078413
>men can't be raped by women
pls...
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>>13078457
she really does
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>>13078464
Don't have to do it all the time. Just compromise and be like "okay tonight I'll do this for you but you owe me one" type of thing.
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>>13078480
Just wait until they put her together with Dinky.
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>>13078413
I don't think that is even possible without damage to internal organs.

And you know what is the funny thing? he won't even feel that damage at first. Not even in first 1-2 weeks. But then it will kick out and kick hard. Most likely surgery would be required.
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WHAT IF PONY WAS JAPANESE ANIMATION?
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>>13078464
I don't typically come down hard on someone like "oh if you only knew how good you had it"

I have a rape fetish or at least a kink as a guy - in the abstract. Not actual nonconsenting rape. But playing "the No Game" is one of my biggest turn-ons.

Man up, steel yourself, and learn how to tie up a bitch and fuck her like that nice lady wants it.
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>>13078480
I'm thankful for that
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>>13078480
I'd fuck that Vinyl
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>>13078480
>le dreamworks faec everywhere for no fucking reason
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>>13078469
I'm dating a girl who probably will leave me if I lose all the weight I want to. It's a strange thing.
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>>13078416
Wow
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>>13078469
>tfw very lightweight, sheepish, vanilla, and inexperienced at anything sexual
>it's the exact opposite of what a girl wants
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>>13078520
The only one that's doing it is Vinyl though
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>>13078500

Has dinky even appeared in the comic?

I don't know if the background fillies translated over like the normal background ponies did
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>>13078481
Could be, could be not. If I had him on skype or something I would ask, but I'm not gonna let someone else ruin it for me.
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>>13078522
Only DJ-PON3 has one eyebrow raised and the other lowered. The others have half lidded or completely normal expressions

Dr.Whooves/Time Turner is arguably making the face, but we only can see one eye.
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> Check Rediv's blog
> She's excited for this toy
http://bad-dragon.com/products/ultimatefantasy
> Suddenly you realize you're larger than the "moderate" version
> all your exes weren't lying when you said you had a fair peen
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>>13078469
[sighing intensifies]
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>>13078501
still better than being a virgin
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>>13078579
When I first saw those, I thought they were really odd flip-flops.
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>>13078584
>8" thick

WELP, THERE GOES THAT VAGINA
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>>13078548
I used to be, then I ate too much and got a little coarser through experience in my fraternity

Now I have Wreck-It Ralph hands and several exes who actually did want the D long before I had any idea

It's a strange thing, life
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>>13078502
party deshou? party no gummie-san.
EATING CANDY~
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>>13078579
wat.
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>>13078566
He's not online
But could be on invivible.
You never know
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>>13078525
Anon unless it's a fetish she's probably lying because she's afraid if you improve yourself you'll leave her for someone better. This is how a fat broad's mind works.
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>>13078579
What are they? Door handles or something
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>>13078611
It's the worst shit that female toys are so huge compared to normal size dicks.
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>>13078506
Man I don't know, I just feel too scummy. She asks me to come into the room at night while she's pretending to sleep, or tie her hands to the bed, shit like that. I feel like a bad guy. I don't like feeling like I'm hurting her.
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>>13078501
and it is so painful, they have to take drugs, but they enjoy it
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>rediv's cavernous, cavernous vagina
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>>13078611
2.3" diameter is about what you'd expect for an above-average penis. 2.7" seems like a case of "eyes bigger than your stomach," except, well, "- than your genitals."
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>>13078624
Paddles.
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>>13078619
I don't really care anymore. I took him off awhile ago.
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>>13078413
>average gay poni art
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>>13078642
>red ribbon's winking marecunt
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>>13078629
A lot of women have one BIG toy from early on because they thought it'd be great

It tends to be unwieldy and even kind of painful

The ones they use consistently for penetration tend to be closer to real biological models
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>>13078642
women give birth through those things and it returns to original size, don't kid yourself
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>>13078642
I want to shove another anon inside it and feel him squirm as I rub her belly
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>>13078659
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>>13078622
Well she kind of likes big burly lumberjack types

And beards

It's totally possible 50 pounds lost will put me closer to otter than bear, so I can see her trepidation
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>>13078656
Why though? He's barely online anyway
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>>13078584
Meh, that just looks like human dicks. Why is this on Bad Dragon?
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>>13078659
>red ribbon's quivering ponut
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>>13078696
Because it's from an established company, it's actually an uncircumcised penis (go figure, women fantasize about those!), and the moderate is nice and big without being totally fucking crazy in an all-silicone build.
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>>13078502
>rarara
>"ara ara"
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>>13078726
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>>13078694
Exactly. Besides he didn't seem interesting.
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>>13078721
Oh, that makes sense, thanks. I always have this vision of unusual dildoes and scaled dicks.
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>>13078696
Because "lol furries will never get laid"
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>>13078413
unf
source?
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>>13078631
>Not wanting to play-rape a thick, stacked girl
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>>13078721
> women
Guess again
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>>13078665
>it returns to original size

I've got some bad news for you
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>>13078548
good news.
you are what many gays want
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>>13078744
I haven't spoken to anyone in months, but I still keep the contacts just in case. Do what you like I suppose.
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This horse was galloping and now it is tired and ded.
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>>13078791
>Are we out of cupcakes?
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>>13078763
>Not wanting to tease a cute, trap, crossdressing boy
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>>13078631
If it's really her thing and it works out, she'll feel so fucking slick and responsive as you hilt inside her, Anon. Drive for your own orgasm, grunt through gritted teeth, use her like a thing just for once the way she wants it. Fuck her, you coward. Fuck her like she knows another man can or would if she could dump your stupid patronistic ass.
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>>13078659
>rediv's winking marecunt
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>>13078802
and now we're beating it
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>>13078799
y you too.
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>>13078803
No, we're out of ponies!
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>>13078791
It, well, it can and will, but the vaginal tone can be different for a year or more. Kegels really help.
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>>13078808
i do~
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>>13078810
>Fuck her, you coward. Fuck her like she knows another man can or would if she could dump your stupid patronistic ass.

Wow
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>>13078794
But I don't want the homosex. Guys and masculinity do nothing for me. In fact, it's the exact opposite of arousal.
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>>13078665
you do realise Vaginas aren't like memory foam mattresses, right? They don't revert back when nothings pushing on them
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>>13078832
no we're not
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>>13078810
> patronistic
I think you mean patronizing
But I really shouldn't be popping a boner to this
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>>13078857
No luna go back to bed.
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Now where did I put my pony beating stick
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>>13078803
>Don't worry, I'm baking some more.
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>>13078860
It's a good thing rectums are though
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Don't even joke about that
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>>13078858
i don't like that either.
traps is where it's at.
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>>13078696
I'm told by an expert that it was a very self-aware april's fools joke
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>>13078802
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>>13078880
in your pants
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>>13078794
not that guy, but my friend once told me if i were gay she'd be able to set me up with some of her other friends because i was their type. that felt like a very weird compliment.
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Any dick can hit the gspot
Any groin can hit a clit
Any middle finger can hit the a-spot

Technique is what counts.
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>>13078903
> very self-aware April Fool's joke
The $75 price tag and current availability says otherwise.
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>>13078810
>One of her fetishes makes you kind of uncomfortable
>SHE SHOULD DUMP YOU
Wow, she should definitely go out with you instead!
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>>13078858
>Doesn't want it
Wow, that makes it even better. Where do you live?
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>>13078894
No, I don't like males. I do like futa though. But they need a vagina with the girl dick.
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>>13078943
No, not 'should,' but 'could.' You really think she doesn't know her options?

If this is something she's really into and keeps asking about and he's being a pussywillow faggot, there are alternatives.

Never, ever think a thing is a sure thing.
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>>13078894
that explains why ocs like that stupid panda are the rage.
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>>13078995
MEDIC
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>>13078937
a very self-aware April Fool's joke that turned out to maybe make some money
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>>13078971
well, it's your opinion and i respect it
my favorite type of futa is still the classic dick and balls deal with none of the female nonsense below the beltline.
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>>13078983
Dumping someone because they're not 100% on an extreme fetish you have is pretty fucking awful, unless they're only together for sex. Would you be giving him the same spiel if it were scat she wanted to try?
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>>13078926
I get that but I still can't get a girl without her going into the whole "oh we're going to be together forever" bullshit.
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>you will never have a friendly fun fuck with someone from MLPG
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>>13079029
> play rape is an extreme fetish
Ehhhh
> would you be giving him the same spiel if it were scat?
Depending on how much importance she puts on it, yeah.

> oh well they're together for reasons other than sex
> mediocre sex or not getting your kinks fulfilled is never a deal-breaker if it becomes clear someone else is available to scatch the itch
Literally half of my firm's divorce filings.
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>>13079026
That's not a futa, that's just a dude with tits.
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>>13079057
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>>13079036
What the Hell does commitment have to do with your needle dick?
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>>13079029
I'd shit on a girl willing to put up with me

I typed that but I really don't mean it now, what a strange feeling
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>>13079065
You sure know a lot about something you don't know a lot about, I'm impressed.
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>>13079057
>you will never have a happy civil union with someone from MLPG
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>>13079057
>go to bronycon
>seduce another MLPG-er
>...
>profit?
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>>13079075
> wolf humping a deer
Pretty sure that's an artistic depiction of Furcon 2010.
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>>13079065
will you divorce me from this thread
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>>13079083
Because it eventually turns into commitment because I have philophilia.
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>>13079065
>Depending on how much importance she puts on it, yeah.
He never said anything about that though, you're the one who keeps saying SHE COULD DUMP YOU IF YOU DON'T ACT LIKE A FUCKING RAPIST NO MATTER HOW UNCOMFORTABLE YOU ARE WITH IT.
Relationships are a two-way street, she should be considerate of how it makes him feel too.
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>>13079108
You couldn't afford my rates.
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>>13079091
>tfw
;_;
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>>13079108
Give me $35 to cover it if it's no-contest, equal-party

If you need me to navigate a pre-nup this begins at $45/hour, $35 every hour past 10.

God help you if you asked a Partner, it's more like $145/hour.
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>>13079122
I'll give you 5 ponies
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>>13079057
>you will never suck pantyanon's cute little 4" cock
>you will never feel it twitch in your mouth as he spurts his cum and paints the back of your throat as he moans cutely
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wait a second
what's rediv's tumblr
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>>13079091
>you will never round up a bunch of twinks from MLPG and keep a harem of cute boy-toys
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>>13079095
>successfully seduce another MLPGer
>4 months later you are happily in a civil partnership
>you become known as the face of MLPG
>regularly post pictures of you and your adopted 18 month orphan baby called 'Carlos'
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>>13079159
he posted he's sorry he let people down and asks if anyone's in his thread
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>>13079178
Read the thread.
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>>13079112
Not the same guy.

I will also note that this sounds exactly like the sort of fuckhammer who'd say he's uncomfortable on MLPG without telling her directly, "I think this is something I'll just never be able to do" because he's afraid of it being a deal-breaker even with a long-term girlfriend

If he has, and I hope he has, whatever, I'm glad they've found a compromise.

If he hasn't, Jesus, I can't tell you how many 'alienation of affection' cases I've seen because the claimant can support that they never spoke about 'important matters' and they're just 'strangers living in the same house.'
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>>13079178
rediv please. trying too hard to advertise. scroll up.
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>>13079112
>women have to be considerate of man

YOU PIECE OF SHIT CHILD RAPIST YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR BALLS CHOPPED OFF FOR EVEN SUGGESTING SOMETHING SO SEXIST
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>>13079189
not too fond of the name carlos, but i'll take it
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>>13079112
>you're the one who keeps saying
This is an anonymous board. Maybe it's time to hang up your spurs, cowboy.
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>>13079112
>>13079209
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>>13079202
I have needs, anon
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>>13079065
But I do indulge her. It just makes me feel a little like a creep sometimes.
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>>13079154
They are getting exponentially smaller, its more like 5 and 15/16 pones
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>>13079218
It's okay, we can change it
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>>13079243
This sounds ridiculous, but given my experience with 'irreconcilable differences' in the bedroom, take pictures.
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>>13079223
>>13079195
>Jump into an ongoing argument between A and B by taking A's stance where A goes absent
>Get all offended when B assumes he's arguing with A
Feels like I'm on /b/ circa 2007
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>>13079275
>...take pictures
Why the fuck would I want to do that?
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>>13079238
needs? what more do you want? you have every sheepish user in the fandom including me eating out of your hands. What more do you want?
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we could have thrown the armor piece at Steady
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>>13079295
I'm okay with this.
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>>13079192
Where's the thread?
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>>13079291
Hang up your spurs, cowboy.
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>>13079306
dicks anon
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>>13079313
/unf/, dingus
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>>13079291
GG, is rape your biggest fetish?

Or is it guys with lipstick?
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>>13079295
wot
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>>13079313
on /unf/
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>>13079057
>you'll never have casual sex with rediv and/or jessy
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>>13079305
I can't tell you how many times someone claims that you can't satisfy her in bed as an irreconcilable difference, and/or that it's "been ages."

Take pictures. Regularly. Any smiles or obvious facial expressions of delight are a plus.

And, I don't know, maybe it's something to mentally scar the children with later on.
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>>13079314
good post

>>13079329
I don't know what my biggest fetish is
I've never really done a self-inventory I guess
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Have this horse
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>>13079340
>>13079327
Oh. I don't know why I'd thought it be on /mlp/
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>>13079238
http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/
http://redintravenous.tumblr.com/
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>>13079295
I'd suck Celestia's milky tits
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>>13079354
Monster girls. The answer is monster girls.
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>>13079355
That is a cute horse. Have this horse in exchange
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>>13079355
its shit
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>>13079354
Well, rape seems to be your longest running recurring theme.
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>>13079322
oh anon you fooled me! i thought you were red.
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>>13079362
red why don't you get laid like normal people do
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>>13079355
Could be sillier
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>>13079355
I want to attatch straps to that hat and increase the power of the propeller by an impossible magnitude so she goes flying

Barring that, a nice hug would be good too.
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>>13079389
Ain't I a stinker?
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>>13079350
I get that you work at a divorce firm or whatever but you need to stop seeing the entire world through that lens. I'll trust my own experience over some guy playing expert after hearing like two things about my relationship.
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Good night MLPG, you're getting weird again.
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>>13079400
Because she's in a relationship with an asexual girl, and she's content with stretching her blown out cunt on ever larger toys.
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>>13079425
LET'S GET WEIRD
It's better than ded.
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>>13079413
Very mean trick you played! But I deserved it since I was gullible to fool for your shinanigans.
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>>13079414
Maybe you should stop posting and giving me data points about your spoiler-prone relationship.
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>>13079433
>Because she's in a relationship with an asexual girl

what
seriously what
she's a lesbian?
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>>13079433
> relationship with an aexual
Is this like the new "I had a girlfriend once"?
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>>13079355
Thank you for drawing this the other day.
You draw nice suggestive ponies.
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>>13079458
Pansexual
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>>13079425
>> you're getting weird again.
> hide four or five posts while the recursive filter is on
> refresh
> whole screen just full of stubs
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>>13079448
next time you won't fall for it, will you anonymous?
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https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GsEZwrr_cpo/UhkYyT2_9YI/AAAAAAAAuMo/qhr0O7LTJnw/s1600/TypesQueenChrysalis.png

Which one
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>>13079433
>implying she isn't dating LK
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>>13079463
No, she's REALLY in a relationship with an asexual

A month ago she was "100% straight" and a total slut
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>>13079414
>you need to stop seeing the entire world through that lens

The second I do that is the day my career evaporates and I stop getting bonus pay. Enjoy your girlfriend and get a strong pre-nup if you ever marry.
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>>13079450
No thanks. I only posted about it because other people were sharing too, not so I could get some armchair advice from some paranoid obsessive. I bet if you were a firefighter you'd be advising me all the fire hazards my relationship could be introducing.
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>>13079472
At least you don't see what you hate.
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>>13079476
1 and 3.
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>>13079471
but
you know,I'll never understand internet people.
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>>13079476
4
the jacket and the leggins seal it
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>>13079512
Maybe you misread me. I'm tired of hearing you two bitch and you're just fanning flames, you insufferable no-rape-play faggot.
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>>13079358
we don't like to share our precious boy-toy
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>>13079501
>100% straight and a total slut
>a total slut
I've never seen any proof of that,anon.
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>>13079476
1 and 4
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It is time.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/24/syria-cameron-obama-intervention?CMP=twt_gu
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Would you serve in a secret organization that deals with aliens alongside your waifu?
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>>13079476
2 looks too young and 4 is kinda gross, but I can't say I wouldn't any of them
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>>13079539
You're right, I did misread you. My apologies.
You did the same, though, because I already told you I do indulge her rape fantasy.
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>>13079568
You're clearly not reading English somehow. I don't care whether you fuck her with a cactus. If she's not a pony I'm pretty sure this isn't the place.
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Let's do something interesting.

Take an environment of the last non pony thing you watched/played, and make it as pony related as you can.
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>>13079585
> Take an environment of
You mean like the setting, or you mean "IF PONY WERE PONY THE LAST THING YOU PLAYED"?
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>>13079556
>the regime of Bashar al-Assad was almost certainly responsible for the assault
>source: mossad
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http://i.imgur.com/at4wSW2.jpg
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>>13079584
>No-rape-play
That sounds like misreading it to me.
>I don't care whether you fuck her with a cactus.
For someone who doesn't care you sure are making a big deal about it.
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>>13079473
I certainly hope not master ruseman anon! If I do will be so cross with myself!
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*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*

THAT'S ALL IT TAKES FOR SOMEONE TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR WAIFU

WHY DON'T YOU OWN A GUN?
>>
SAD FOR A HWHILE
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>>13079593
The setting, yeah.
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>>13079585
Pinkie Pie discovers her friends love cookies
She starts baking a shitload of cookies
So many cookies
Soon Ponyville is flooded in cookies
Everyone is hired by the Cakes to bake more cookies
Town renamed Cookieville
Kingdom renamed Cookiestria
Evercookie Forest
Elements of Cookies

My little Cookie: Cookie is Cookie
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Well as long as we're off-topic
MONSTERGIRL TIME
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>>13079599
> Anon just can't stop posting!
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>>13079585
So equestria got hit by a meteor that had bahamut in it, who then proceeded to destroy the planet?

Ok
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>>13079476
all of them.
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>>13078182
>tfw Pinkie is not a total slave for your member
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>>13079624
NO GG, NO!
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>>13079624
Fucking gross, I won't not even touch that beast
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>>13079607
because i live in yurop and the guy who wanted to sell me a .38 special was a little dubious, so i declined
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>>13079607
Because my waifu can defend herself with magic.
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>>13079624
She needs Vagina Dentata
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>>13079557
you know, that's a nice gif.
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>>13079624
I fucking told you it was your biggest fetish

I warned you about those monster girls!

I told you, bro!
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>>13079624
Jeez that Flutters is really damn cute

You should draw more cute, flustered main 6
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>>13079648
>She needs Vagina Dentata
how about I meet you halfway
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>>13079665
>no wings
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>>13079665
Does

The gnoll girl


Have a clitdick?
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>>13079665
i want to have your babies
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>>13079665

Pony's mouth should stretch wide and visibly strain to accommodate very large cock
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>>13079607
*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*

THAT'S ALL IT TAKES FOR SKRILLEX TO MAKE A TUBE AND STEAL YOUR WAIFU

WHY DON'T YOU OWN A COMPUTER?
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>>13079648
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>>13079665
> implyingggg I wouldn't
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>>13079598
I'll unf, but only reservedly
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>>13079665
I don't want to date you because you're spineless, not because you have a cuttlefish-cunt.
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>>13079665
WHERE ARE THE WINGS WEAVER
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>>13079626
I'LL TAKE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT
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>>13079626
>human_sugar.jpg
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>>13079719
DERRICK


Can you share?
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>>13079730
I fucking KNOW right
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>>13079684
absolutely not

>>13079695
maybe
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>>13079557
why did I watch all of that and what was it
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>>13079557
I would. Mostly because I think Twilight in a suit and sunglasses would be hot as hell.
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>>13079769
Agents J, K, and L having a chat.
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>>13079769
Doesn't MIB ring a bell?
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>>13079769
it was pretty fun,actually.
>>
For All you fat lovers:

Ever played "downfall"?

It explains a lot.
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>>13079755
>absolutely not

What if she just has an elongated clit?

And she's really selfconscious about it?

And then we catch a glimpse of it and it's only slightly longer then a regular clit?

Or are you one of those guys that considers big clits "gay"?
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>>13079818
>related
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>>13079782
How qualified would she be for the position?
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>>13079838
>crossdressing tom isn't gay
>long clits are
SENSE
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>>13079838
Why are you one of those guys who thinks oversized clits can only be 100% acceptable or gay? Why can't you accept that they should actually be unusual in a distasteful way and for the most part unattractive?
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>>13079888
WAY too obvious.
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>>13079718
She flies by helicoptering her vaginapus.
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>>13079879
Holy shit somebody saved the thing I wrote.
What the fuck.
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>>13079863
Let's see. Near-encyclopedic knowledge of magical spells and a skilled researcher, prodigious magical talents of her own, and intelligence. I'd say very.
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>>13079557
That was great.
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>>13079818
Explain
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>>13079838
>>13079888
females who take hormones and start getting engorged clits develop clits that look a bit like a glans
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>>13079953
it's kind of hot
they can stroke it too
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>>13079953
The girl I'm suggesting this for is a gnoll

As in humanoid hyena

Look up hyena clitoris
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>>13079966
i like to imagine that this is where testicle-less futas come from
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>>13079915
I know this feeling

It was so fucking weird to see people actually favorite the dredge I wrote when it was uploaded to derpiboru
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>>13079978
Mind you, the Spotted Hyena is the only variety of hyena that has the pseudopenis
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>>13079915
It was strangely arousing.
>>
Will the issue about that splinter cell in the Royal Guard ever be addressed again?

What's with the Mane 6's ancestors when they visit the past, and their descendants in the future?

Sweetie Belle seriously had an SD card drive installed in the side of her head?!
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>>13079937
the woman is thin and beautiful and wants to become huge and bloated.
She then becomes digustingly fat

the end
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>>13079993
Someone seems to have developed an infatuation with the only thing I've really "wrote" in this thread
I've seen it like a dozen times
Its so weird
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>>13080012
Mlpg, ladies and gentlemen. Experts on animal genitalia.
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>>13079978
>Although the genitalia of the male spotted hyena is typical by mammalian standards, that of the female closely resembles that of the male; the clitoris is shaped and positioned like a penis, and is capable of erection. The female also possesses no external vagina, as the labia are fused to form a pseudo-scrotum.

U-UUU-U-UNF
i hope fetishfag scientists will start working on the human version soon
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>>13080021
Look, just because a chipjack LOOKS like an SD card slot doesn't mean it IS.
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>>13080030
considering that it's also disgusting,yeah.
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>>13080030
why didn't you write more
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>>13080038
>engineering futas
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>>13080030
>Lauren Faust on bronies and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
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>>13079924
Can she handle the noisy cricket?
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>>13080012
http://i.imgur.com/cTaw45f.png

C-can those things on her face be considered spots?

inb4 GG removes them
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>>13080016
How so? I was trying to handle a weird situation and see how far I could push it. Don't know if anybody even liked it.
>>13079993
>>13080030
What did you write?
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>>13080071
>you will never live in an age and world full of well-hung girls
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>>13080086
That's blush and eyebrows.
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>>13080101
I'm guilty for the Big Mac on Fleetfoot story.

I feel pangs of shame thinking about it.
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>>13080086
Doubt it
>>
On a scale of "Not interested" to "Total slave", how bad do you have it for donkey cocks?
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>>13080082
First shot would probably send her flying. Then she'd dedicate time to learning everything about it. Power settings, proper firing stances, expected recoil, proper maintenance...
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>>13080151
krabb pls
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>>13080145
What's this? Spread the shame!
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bAkQaHDwvpQ

>totally not a Mann Co. rip off

Why is that all bronies can do is pathetic parodies and copies?
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Someone explain fat fetishism to me. I'm fat, so I can attest to it not being sexy in the least. It makes you slow and poor of health.
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>>13080174
Because originality is an unknown concept to them
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>>13080185
more cushion
for the pushin
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>>13079730
too bad that is photoshopped. this is what you really get
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>>13080134
Oh

I think that's a first for GG
A monster girl with big eyebrows.

I still want her to have a big clit, but it's not up to me in the end. I'm not asking for much, think the end of a pinky.
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>>13080067
Writing is really hard
And I don't think it was really that good, though I like the subject

>>13080101
I'm the half that wasn't EA, who capped it
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>>13080169
I'm gonna go sit in a corner and cry now.
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>>13080214
STILL GOOD
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>>13080214
remove head, arms, and legs
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>>13080185
>explain your fetish to me
This leads down a road of great pain and suffering for all involved
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>>13080185
you have to accept that it cant be explained why some people like some fetishes

like this example of a horse shitting in a guys face while he masturbates.

http://i.imgur.com/Skd5ejr.jpg
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>>13080101
It was strangely sensual.
>>
http://imgur.com/Xbsce3q

i hate when fandom bullshit gets mixed in with my horse diaper incest fetish
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>>13080267
Why did I open that link? The subject matter was clearly stated. What the fuck was I expecting?
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>>13080224
i wasn't EA either
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>>13080254
One time I was sitting on a bus when a monster girl sat on me and started absorbing me into her structure. then she noticed me, blushed profusely while apologizing then went to the back of the bus. That's how I got my absorption fetish.
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>>13080225
That's nothing to be ashamed of.
At least you didn't erp about fucking Saffron, right in front of LK. Christ that was a bad idea.
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>Your pony will never feel this good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpjCQD8ynZE
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>>13080300
ITS AN EASY FEAT!
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>>13080285
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>>13080315
This I have to see.
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>>13080185
Most fetishes don't translate into real life.
I like chubby because they're soft, inviting, and usually really appreciative of the sex.
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>>13080293
Oh really?
Man, why did I think it was
I wasn't sure during the whole thing but something convinced me and now I don't remember what it was
Embarrassing
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>>13080317
WHY THAT MUSIC
WHY ALL THOSE WEIRD CLOSEUPS
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>>13080355
So in other words you like them because you don't actually have to put forth any effort.
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>>13080315
it was fun
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>>13080359
i take it as a compliment~
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>>13080177
> "friendship injection" is Equestrian slang for fucking bareback to completion
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>>13080320
>feat
unf
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>>13080272
That's what I was going for, playing off the idea of how the tentacles would effect her self confidence and kill her sex life.
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>>13080391
I'm okay with this.
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>>13080315
Did LK enjoy it? He seems like the type of guy who would be okay, considering how open he is with his inflation fetish.
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>>13080380
the gingering one was more fun
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>>13080315
>>13080380
>Saffron likes the idea of a third
>She'll have to find some way of breaking the idea to Renne
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>>13080372
Kind of sort of. It's a one sided fantasy, of course it's unrealistic.
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>>13080254
Most of them tend to be pretty straightforward by my understanding.
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>>13080372
Not the guy, but I'm in similar thinking.

You need to put forth effort, but it's true that many average or unconventionally attractive women initiate sex because they want to or find it interesting, not because they're known to be sex objects or know they can leverage "sexy" as social cache.

I had a 4/10 girlfriend who fucked way, way WAY better than the 8/10 I'm dating now.
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>>13080331
Here.
There was a second one, but it was never added to the slutty-mare booru.
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>>13080396
I liked it because it was a sweet mix of oddness and intimacy. That's why I saved it.
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>>13080225
>Mig
>FUCK
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Adventure!
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>>13080436
I enjoyed it in the sense that I thought it was amusing.
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>>13080491
TONS OF CUM
>>
>that moment when you realize that MLP is basically an all-star team of the voice acting world

We're so lucky.
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>>13080475
was it this one?
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>>13080442
So is that actually canon now?
Are they fucking?
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>>13080523
yeah, that's the one
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> MLPG's waifu
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>>13080475
now butts aren't my thing, but that was pretty good
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>>13080537
"canon" in the sense that LK did a bonus picture of them 69ing
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>>13080517
tara strong is the only famous VA there
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>>13080483
I've always had a soft spot for cute sex and making it somehow special.
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>>13079838
Or maybe I just don't want to give her a giant clit
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>>13080523
Oh

Oh dear

I would actually fuck that humanoid diamond dog thing
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>>13080567
John as Discord.
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>>13080224
you should finish the vagina tentacle thing
>>
HOWS YOUR COOKIES COMING?
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>>13080604
That was the other guy
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>>13080552
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>>13080483
One of my favorite sexual experiences is having sex with someone who was really self-conscious about their cunt - namely how long her labia were. Her elation of being accepted and railed was amazingly arousing.
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>>13080591
Nobody said "giant".

Bigger then usual

Flickable

Suckable
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>>13080603
you call a guy who does 2 episodes and will probably never show up again a regular part of the show?
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>>13080596

You should read the quest
Her personality makes the butt that much better
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>>13080604
That was me. That was so long ago that if I'm going to go further I might as well redo the whole thing instead of greentext.
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>>13080596
that's the idea.
that ghetto booty is 2nice.
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>>13080574
me too. i know from actual experience that i can't get off unless my partner does too
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>>13080652
do you have the non-gif version?
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>>13080652
what personality

she had fuck all
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>>13080652
no need to make that dog butt any better for me. i have been fapping to dog butts my entire life.
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>>13080666
My ultra-nigger.
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>>13080442
>"Have you ever wondered what it's like to have a cock in you?"
>"Wait what?"
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>>13080652
i would rub that soft silky fur enveloping that deliciously plump butt~
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>>13080702
are you that tormented philophilia guy? i seem to have a rather mild case of that, but i know that feel and that urge. not being able to satisfy feels so fucking bad.
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>>13080717
Kawaii~
>>
Volcanic Pone, or Glacial Pone?
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>>13080760
both in one pone
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>>13080666
I used to think that, but I have a sex partner who has a lot of trouble having an orgasm without a lot of time and effort, and she's always really, really REALLY insistent we fuck. She loves the D, she just doesn't cum from it directly.

As it is I don't consider it "finished" until we've both had an orgasm, but sometimes I'm first. S'alright.
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>>13080702
> simulates having a significant relationship
That is virtually all of my porn

Though Three Pillows can be hit or miss
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>>13080713
would you spank it and watch it jiggle?
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>>13080800
Are there any fics that simulate having a significant relationship with Pinkie Pie?
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>>13080760
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
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>>13080769
http://hydra-images.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/65/Jak_ability_dual_01.mp3
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>>13080822
Hmm. No, not that I know of

I'm certain there are a few but I tend to use all my time here at MLPG, not a fic repository
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>cookie clicker telling me it's time to stop playing

not until I unlock everything you little whore.
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>>13080822
Well, Pinkie Quest was about dating her and pretty much becoming her partner, but Aspirant ended it at the point you'd probably call it a significant relationship.
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>>13080717
i just jacked it to the futa derpy gif where she cums in her own mouth
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>>13080781
i was blessed with a dick that hits the g-spot with ease, at least with the few anatomies i had the luck to encounter. it didn't always work, but it feels very rewarding and is a sexual force multiplier for me. getting her to moan and squirm underneath or on top of you... yeah i love that
i haven't gotten laid for almost 3 years now, but i don't miss it THAT much to be honest
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>>13080822
You could try Aspirant's old Pinkie Quest. I'm sure someone has a link around here.
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>>13080744
I didn't know I built up a reputation. But yes, I am tormented by it. Every friend with benefits turned sour because they thought it was going to be a "forever and ever" thing. I don't know if it's because of how I like my sex, which is lovey dovey with praise and appreciation, or that I treat her like a person, but I can't seem to find a girl (with my standards) that will agree to my terms and "play love".
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>>13080822
he closest things would be RS' humanized Pinkie fic or Aspirant's Pinkie "Quest".
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>ponk quest will never be continued
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>>13080810
would she growl a bit and show her teeth if i slap her a little too hard?
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>>13080822
Rei?
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>>13080857
oh.

Hi there.
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>>13080800
Please share it.
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>>13080857
>>13080868
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>>13080604
If I do redo it, what would be good?
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>>13080857
>>13080919
>>13080932
puh-lease
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>>13080896
I have a similar dick, but she just isn't wired that way. It's more or less loving slow clitoral orgasms or bust.

... That is, well, so far. There's a reason I've been taking greater pains to do cardio. I want to do some POWER FUCKING the next time she's in town and see how it goes.
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>>13080909
If she does, you just have to give her leash a little tug to remind her of who's in control here.
She's been a bad dog, and bad dogs should be disciplined.

Just don't forget the safe-word.
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>>13080893
Derpy seems like such a fun pony to sex.
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>>13080919
Hey there.
>>13080932
No you can't.
>>13080962
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>>13080930
It's human porn.
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>>13080857
>all those random uneven numbers
how do you even live with yourself
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>>13080964
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>>13080896
I haven't had sex in five years.
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>>13080984
>decimal in the CPS
How can you, Anon? How can you?
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>>13080983
Dude I don't care. I want/need it.
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>>13081002
I had to buy that one stupid 1% upgrade or else I would never know if there was more stuff in the shop I'm missing out on
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>>13080977
since you can make up your own bullshit headcanon for everything all of the ponies are good for sex
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>>13080991
SWEET DEAL

I DECLARE PONY CAN NOW PONY PONY FREELY WITHOUT FEAR!
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>>13080977
It would be the sweetest sex.
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shit.

SHIT.

I ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED IT!
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>>13081043
It saves.
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>>13081026
That's the whole point of fapfics. They will never cannonize anything sexy so people can fill in the empty spots with anything they want.
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>"Absolutely Disgusting" - Grandma
W-what did I do?

Please don't tell me she found my granny porn folder
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>>13081035
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>>13080984
Whoever did that mockup forgot to add ipad ads to it.
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>>13080973
what if that unruly mutt kept it up? maybe i should spank her a little harder and then put her back on the ground and then we'll see how well she learned to obey those commands.
if she's a good doggy she might get a little treat
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>>13081015
[spoilered]Well, there's beautiful agony, which sometimes has partnered sex

And believe it or not this is like the singlemost hottest 'couples' stuff I've seen in a LONG time

http://xhamster.com/movies/502392/bbw_wife_has_breeding_party_with_her_husband_and_friend.html
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>>13081039
>scrub my butt!
>super clean..
I'll never not love this greentext
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>>13080908
he should of never done a nsfw version if he can't draw humans
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>watching two guys ERPing right now on /unf/
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>>13081024
Did you at least get the 5% booster that follows? That makes it even on sets of five.
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>>13081070
LOOKS LIKE YOU BETTER GO MAKE YOURSELF A NEW EQUESTRIA!
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>>13081102
And why are you watching, exactly...?
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>>13080897
>>13080883
pinkie quest was great
>>13080904
>RS' humanized Pinkie fic
sounds familiar, who is RS?
>>13080917
NO
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>>13081108
I'll do that, thanks anon
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>>13081077
> spoilered
I don't think so
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Wow it's like I'm really posting on 4chan still and it's still LD48 and it still has a terrible fucking theme voted in
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>>13081102
Run anon, run and never look back.
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>>13081102
>not wwalking into thread
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>>13081077
Beef spoilers. Hot url. Also, beautiful agony? What's that?
Also, press Ctrl+S for quick spoilers.
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>>13081128
RagingSemi
>>
wwanders over yonder
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>>13081138
Your game will never get approved, and if it does you'll never get 12 grand for your shitty python dating sim with concepts ripped straight from mlpg.
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>>13081102
I wonder if anybody likes what me and EA wrote...
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>>13081177
what did you write?
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>>13081174
Bcs made a game?
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>>13081194
That thing between Anon and the hyper futa alicorn princess.
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>>13081206
She wants to, but >69 votes
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>>13081192
>Anon will never finish cumming in pinkie
It's been like a week hasn't it?
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>>13081226
It must have been a really long time since he last had sex.
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>a guy on /v/ giving actual proper criticism to a fapfic writer

Well this is a strange day indeed.
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>>13081174

>tfw none of your projects will ever succeed

;_;
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>>13081219
t-top notch!
i'm sure you must be EA-senpai's favorite
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>>13081171
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=574&warning=9
Thanks that fic gave me so many feels
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>>13081151
> what is beautiful agony
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>>13081077
>all that fat
nope
insta ctrl+w
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>>13081224
>I've come down with a case of the sads and won't work
Notch senses tingling, but yeah I'm pretty sure if mane 6 got shut down a porn game will get canned immediately.
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>>13081246
Stop being an insufferable cunt.
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>>13081257
what if this
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>>13081257
s
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>>13081246

From the thumbnail I thought that was rarity playing xbox.
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>>13081257
>That dude with the tiny mustache
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>>13081076
Those growls would turn into whimpers. Though you'd swear that you heard some moaning in there too.
Once you've got her laid out on her back with her legs raised and her nether regions fully exposed and dripping wet, I imagine she'd be feeling much more compelled to be obedient.
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>>13081077
>cuck

NOPE
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>>13081285
It's video of people getting off from roughly the neck up. Just really loving, getting INTO it. It's intoxicating.
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>>13081257
FUCK
Do you have an account there?
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>>13081224
>BCS
>asking for donations
I know a scam when I see one
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>>13081285
>You wanna...what?
>What time is it?
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>>13081302
look they all fuck and they look like they're having fun
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>>13081257
>that guy in 2838
Is he okay?
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>>13081302
But it's not even cuck, it's hotwifing. The husband gets a turn too.
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>tfw the entire /mlp/ board will be renamed "furry"
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>>13080943
it's great but the detail was sparse
don't forget about the five senses anon:
sight
touch
sound
taste
smell
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>>13081243
link?
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>>13081309
No, I stole most of it. I'd pay for it if I had the money. As it is I wish I could just donate directly for a given video, as I support self-pleasure and seeing porn that isn't all closeups of cunt and dick.
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where were you when they killed the show forever?
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>>13081292

Maybe it's a wireless controller...
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>>13081252
Oh yeah? How so?
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>>13081322
Yes, that's just how they orgasm'ed in the Old West.
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>>13081325
Whatever it is it's fucking disgusting.
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>>13081349
I don't care about morale part, I was asking if you have an account to share so I can watch it too?
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what would you do if your waifupony played xbox live
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>>13081378
No, I torrented a huge archive on Pirate Bay back in the day.
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>>13081378
I need an account too. Please share.
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>>13081339
Be warned, It's for a Disgaea fapfic and its in a Sonic thread.
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>>13081378
>>13081401
>tfw no account
worts day
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>>13081338
That was hard to do in a fast greentexty thing. I'm going to need a pony to use too.
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>>13081426
Pinkie pie
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>>13081353
the fuck is rarity doing
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>>13081404
nevermind then
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>>13081376
Maybe you're more into this, then.

http://beautifulagony.com/agonysquad/squadvideo-mp4.php?video=promo_01H
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Hey, remember that time BCS slept around at a con while she was engaged, then complained about one of the guys having a bigger dick then her fiance?
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>>13081353

I was by the pool.
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>>13081437
Imagining giving a small colt a blow job. Can't be an expert without constantly practicing now right?
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>>13081448
Remember when she raped and killed a girl in 1990?
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>>13081295
yeah. she better stay still. if she shows discipline there is no need to remind her of her place. maybe show her some affection by stroking her behind the ear and moving my other hand close but not too close to her wet nether regions. i'll just let my hand rest on her thigh and run my fingers through her fur around there.
it should be easy to apply some pavlovian training. just a little gesture and she'd turn dripping wet.
and i'm actually just lenient on her since i actually do appreciate her wild side.
i wonder if she knows...
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>>13081448

Remember when I cared?

Oh wait, you don't, because that never happened.
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>>13081461
>bcs
>raped

>believing her lies
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Remember that time Anonymous was worst pony?
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>>13081448
Umm... Have you seen her? She is a fat as fuck slut, why in the world anyone would hit her.
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>Easy Mode - Game goes to score board after clearing the roster
>Medium Mode - Sombra fight at the end
>Hard Mode - Chrystal Armor Sombra fight
>Special Mode - secret fight with Harmonia.
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POLL TIME
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>>13081481
>She is a fat as fuck slut
Actually she's a really skinny and pale weaboo faggot
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>>13081481
She was at a furry convention

Everyone else was just as desperate as her.
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>>13081491
the pink bow
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>>13081486
guy talking about something i don't understand pls
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>>13081491
Uh, Cloudkicker. DUH.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsgstEbJFFE

Remember when her sister was supposedly raped by a brony?
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>>13081494
Umm... no. If you'd visit her latets livestream when she played vidya you would see that she even got fatter.
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just letting you know this is not the real BCS in here. i am talking to the real BCS right now.
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>>13081491
I never noticed Cloudchaser's eyeliner before now

Do any other ponies have that?
>>
BCS isn't even ugly

She's just

Blargh
>>
in the future please reply to one of the posts regarding this matter so the recursive filtering catches you, thanks
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>>13081491
Cloudchaser, bro. That hair and eyeliner.
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>>13081532
I wonder is he knows video has no sound.
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Ok, I am done for tonight. Going to go watch Japanese cartoons.
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I want to send Orteil a giant cookie full of crack.
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>>13081491
STORMWALKER
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>>13081568
I'm not here to make things easy for you.
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>>13081491
Cloudchaser.

Based on that hair it's very clear she wants the dick.
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>>13081463
Oh, she knows. She knows how much you love the times when she takes the lead and rides you with wild abandon.
And if you aren't careful and overdo your teasing, you may find yourself in that situation again. You can see her trembling and panting as you stroke her big thighs, denying her the sensation of being touched in her more sensitive places. She wants it bad.
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pony is singing that song you used to be way too into but feel embarrassed for having liked it now
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>>13081448
> slept around at a con
and what con was this?

Surely I need to be there.
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>>13081491
Flitter for girlfriend
Cloudchaser for sex-friend and possibly future girlfriend
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>>13081602
Wait

What
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>>13081612
Trust me, it's not a con you want to be at

Anthrocon
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>>13081433
I think Fluttershy would work better.
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>>13081625
Don't you tell me where I want to be

Yeah I'd probably want to avoid that
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>>13081568
I give no shits for hateanons.
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>>13080214
unf
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I think BCS looks cute
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>4chan media player script stopped working
>Some scripts might be blocked by the javascript settings for this page or a script blocker!

b-but I didn't change anything!
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>>13081623
guy was born with his heart in chest cavity center
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http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S11996581#p11997214
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>>13081491
I'm really conflicted,
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>>13081623
but by a rare birth defect, i was born with my heart on the right side
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>>13081625
> $217 round-trip
> $100 to $120/night hotel reservations
> MAYBE get some weird fat strange

I ... Hmm

I don't know, wouldn't just going out to a bar be cheaper?
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>>13081602
That's a beautiful heart
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>>13081732
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>>13081738
It's faithful, and strong.
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>>13081737
I've never used it, but I hear craiglist is full of meet and fucks.
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>>13081754
> meet and fucks
What

These exist and I'm not using them?
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>>13081603
too bad she won't get it, because that little runt can never be docile enough. i do have high standards, but she never seems to be able to meet them. so i have to deny her any pleasure until she has learned her lesson for good.
she might find it hard to comply, but she...

wait. i think i heard a faint growling sound.
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>>13081754
Always good if you wish to get chopped into 20 pieces.
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>>13081654
You are part of the problem then
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>>13081767
You didn't use them during high school?
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>>13081767
they have stories on /gif/ all the time. mostly gay shit like "i sucked some random guys penis on craigslist"
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>>13081776
Fox News pls
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>>13081737
>implying BCS paid anything

She has a fiance and donation box for all of her financial needs.

I still remember when she wanted to raise money to go to bronycon. She started e-begging, got about 80% of the cost in donations, then flipped out and "quit pony".

She kept the money.
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>>13081629
with what was written already, yes
I quickly posted Pank because waifu reasons
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>>13081767
So I hear. I'm much to bashful to do so. But I wouldn't doubt it if there is a lot of risk involved in it, from STDs to murderers.
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>>13081780
Never in a major metro area.

>>13081781
Oh, I guess
Hmm
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>>13081788
Don't try and censor the truth!
We know all about you degenerate hackers!
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>>13081779
There is no problem. You have a subjective opinion about what people like. You know there is a way to rice your filters so you really never ever have to see the things you don't like, right? You are responsible for your hate.
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>>13081797
I would take my OkCupid out of mothballs but there's a woman I've stayed in touch with as a long term relationship would would wonder what I'm up to.

Truth be told I just need someone to fuck. This whole week has been raging hormones and masturbation does NOTHING.
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>>13081426
>>13081433
>>13081629
>>13081795
Which ones did GG do pictures for? Applejack and Fluttershy?
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>>13081854
I'm sure there's lot's of lonely anons on MLPG that would enjoy your company
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>>13081884
Let's not make this /soc/

It's not like I expect anyone in the Chicago area anyway.
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>>13081795
Flutter works because being she already has a self conscious issue and I can work that with the strange body stuff. That or I could make a pony or give me a good enough reason to pick another one.
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>>13081856
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>>13081915
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
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>>13081884
unfortunately my brain restricts me with having very specific and strict standards when it comes to male bodies, but i have far far less of a problem with the whole homoromantic part.
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>>13081772
Now you've done it.
You can't even begin to react before she's lashed her legs out and locked them around your neck, tugging you sideways and sending you sprawling onto the sheets next to her. By the time you realize what happened she's already on you, straddling your head with her wet slit hovering mere inches from your face, looking down at you with her hands on her hips and a mischievous grin on her face.
She reaches up, and with quick flick of her wrist, the collar comes loose from her neck.
The beast has been unleashed.
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>>13081884
I don't want dudes.
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>>13081925
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>>13081907
rarity would work just as well, she's a close second for "most self conscious pony"
Rarity would hate to be deemed hideous or not normal
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>>13081602
>I have the weirdest boner right now
>>
butts butts butts
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>>13081899
25/m/Rogers Park

Holy shit I wish I were joking
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penis penis penis
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>>13081870
AJ, Fluttershy, and Rarity
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>>13081870
>>13081966
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/5/1/313554/full.png
That or be overly proud of it.
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>>13082019
>>13082025
Oh, I never got that one. Thanks GG and Anon!
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>there's actually a name for vagina tentacles
Huh...
http://derpibooru.org/tags/octopussoir
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>>13082048
>http://twilightandtentacles.tumblr.com/
Whoah, unf
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Satyrday stream is starting up in a few minutes
/moronsonofboron
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>>13082019
Do a Pinkie Pie one please, I'd love to see how she treats it
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>>13082082
>boob boop
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>>13082083
she juggles
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>>13082019
GG are you the one asking me to continue that octopussy fic?
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>>13082074
>I feel like you should be reacting to this boner...
>No? Nothing? Oh wel.
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>>13081936
oh, no what a tragedy~
i try to fight her off and her who's master, but she's a big ferocious creature the same size as me. it's a fruitless effort, now the tables have turned and now she's eager to give me a taste of my own medicine.
she thrusts her hips down and starts rubbing her wet slit all over my face using all her strength and weight. simultaneously she savagely rips off my pants and then then clutches and spreads my legs with both her hand-like paws. he is letting me feel a bit of her claws to remind me who is the boss this time. over the distraction of her attributes swearing her juice all over my face i notice her sharp and rapid breath from her nostrils grazing my erect cock.
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>>13082082
aww yiss
fukin satyrs
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>>13082114
I'm pretty sure the greatest appeal is the fact both ponies and satyrs expect rear-entry sex

And have winking throbbing horse cunt
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>>13082104
No, anon was just asking which ones I'd drawn
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>>13082124
oh god I know what image this is from

oh god

does this mean I'm a brony
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>>13082130
The greatest appeal is that they're cute and they appeal to fatherly instincts.
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>>13082143
GG

GG please

My dick can't handle a wonderful farm pony who probably smells like fresh peach soap with wonderful prehensile tentacles
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>>13082145
I hope senpai notices him today. Or is he sempai? Should be be noticing someone?
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>>13082082
the link doesn't work
>>
mlpg a shit
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>>13082145
I'm fucking dead. Dead. He's back! I've never been so happy in a long time.
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>>13082153
No, it means you spend way too much time here
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>>13082153
You're in a circlejerk general on a board dedicated to my little pony on a site that's generally known to be filled with autists. So yes.
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>>13082124
EA pls finish your end of the story
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>>13082176
I wish it wasn't a circlejerk. I wish we all were having fun.
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>>13082082
MARKER PONY SATYR WHEN
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>>13082160
What's so nice about octopussies? I don't get it.
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>>13082162
he wear the female uniform, so he's waiting for senpai to notice
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>>13082192
A circlejerk can be fun, but it's still a circlejerk.
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>>13082164
Sometimes people report livestream links because it's "against the rules for advertizements".
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>>13082104
no I'm just an anon
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>>13082192
it is a circljerk that involves anyone willing to join. this is the reason the thread worked in the beginning and worked for so long. if you aren't a cock who hates fun, you're in
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>>13082195
NEVER
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>>13082207
I still wish it wasn't a circlejerk.
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>>13082223
That's why it's such a terrible circlejerk.
It should only be the people I approve of.
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>>13082197
All the fun of tentacles, none or at least less of the penis stand-in
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>>13082224
LYRA DO YOU REALLY WANT ANOTHER BABY SO SOON
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>>13082236
Use filters.
But honestly, I've seen people I don't like make stuff I do or change over time. I feel like I'll be missing out if I do filter something.
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>>13082249
>Lyra just wants to be a human baby factory
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>>13082236
>people you approve of
That's a circlejerk. I understand now why this thread is considered a circlejerk.
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>>13082249
look if she doesn't I'm sure Twilight could find a gender-swap spell
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>>13082263
Plane ponies crashed landed anon.
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>>13082264
I shouldn't be unfing to this
But god I am
I personally blame that Anon x Lyra greentext
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>>13082264
>Suuuuuuure do!
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>>13082263
is that an avro vulcan? i don't think i've seen that one before
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>>13082287
Is she okay?
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>>13082275
>lyra impregnates anon
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>>13082249
NO_
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>>13082306
yes that is exactly where I was going with that

good job anon, you solved the mystery
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>>13082307
OKAY THEN
NOW OUR DAUGHTER HAS FOOTBALL PRACTICE
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>>13082291
>she gets all horny over the idea of humans
>and their cream pies
>and carrying their babies
>and raising them
>her vagina is a clown car
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>tfw i want to run for cardio
>tfw rain
ah fuck it, i'm gonna it anyway. i'll just have to wrap my phone in something
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>>13082319
>anon's birthed child has a baby with lyra's birthed child
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>>13082238
But what's so fun about tentacles?
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>>13082326
>running with your phone
Lame, you sound like a douche.
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>>13082326
Just leave your phone. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>13082326
Go be /fit/ for all of us anon
You're the only one
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>>13082336
NO ANON DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
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I used to wonder what friendship could be
oh wait....
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>>13082324
Anon, please

my woman is like four hours away

I can't handle this mighty need
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>>13082355
Me too! I too am /fit/! I've been at it for months now.
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>>13082326
Anon, run in place or pirate P90X or some such
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>>13082359
>you will never cross streams with lyra
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Does anyone have the Blooregard Q. Kazoo "God Tier Cum" picture?
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>>13082349
>>13082354
i don't have an ipod or something like that, so i use that as a surrogate. i want to listen to shit while running

>>13082355
>/fit/
b-but i'm doing cardio
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>>13082326
>>13082383
I would say you're an inspiration to me, but I'm still sitting on my ass and not on my bike, so I guess that's a bust.
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>>13082376
It sucks that your woman isn't with you right now.
Maybe I could be your woman.
She'll never have to know...
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>>13082406
YOU'LL KILL YOUR GAINS
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>>13082324
Oh. Oh yes.
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>>13082383
>tfw you keep telling yourself to go run instead of do nothing on the computer
>you keep coming up with the excuse that it's too hot during the day and you'd be eaten alive by bugs at night
Oh wel
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>>13082419
Don't you fucking tempt me, Anon.
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>>13082406
I did that for a month. Just recently I don't listen to anything when I run. Turns out, this is better.
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>>13082406
I really need to work on my cardio. I just know if I move slightly faster than a light jog my heart will fail or some shit.
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>tfw no The Ponenderful 101
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>>13082430
I made the pact with myself that every time I watch television it's on the treadmill downstairs.

So far it's been working out
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>>13082407
>>13082430

It's really not that hard! You build a habit really quick.
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>>13082419
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>>13082405
No but I have this.
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>>13082450
Treadmills are expensive and any gym is too far from my house to want to go
I wish I wasn't a lazy fucker
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>>13082407
A drawfag inspired me to run believe it or not.
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Lesbians.
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>>13082465
l-lyra please
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>>13082111
She's hungry for her bone. And this time she's taking it for herself, no matter what you say.
You can feel her rough tongue brushing against your cock, stroking up the entire length of the topside from base to tip, before swirling in slow circles over the head. One hand slips between your thighs to cup your balls and roll them against her fingers while she bastes you.
But don't think this means you can lay down on the job. Her wide hips grind back against you, forcing her slick sex and plush rear against your face, demanding your attention.
Best give her what she wants if you don't want to suffocate in plump diamond-dog booty.
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>>13082478
wat
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>>13082434
Tempting? I'm not tempting. Why, is there something that's on your mind?
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>>13082470
Have you tried Craigslist or Freecycle? Treadmills are like the first thing people just want to GET RID OF during a mood
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>>13082486
Speaking of
Could you draw rarity and Celestia kissing each other? Hot.
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>>13082465
HNG
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>>13082489
xie pls
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>>13082494
> "I'll be your woman"
> Dat ass . gif . the movie
I'm pretty certain Lyra tempts all men whether she means to or no
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>>13082421
good.
anyway i'll be off.
and i swear to god, if this phone breaks, i'm gonna take a shit on steve job's grave
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>all this exercise talk
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>>13082465
>tail is in the way
Thanks obama
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Why is Twidash best Twilight ship?
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>>13082517
That ain't me dude.
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>>13082528
I've read the sticky, but I have real actual congenital thyroid problems that make it very difficult to lose any weight
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>>13082470
Thank god for campus gyms.
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>>13082546
Because it's objectively not.
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>>13082533
Is there something you want to see, anon?
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>>13082528
I should buy a horse mask...
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>>13082492
Yes I know. He said his life improved since he started running.
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>>13082499
I haven't actively looked in a while
Money's tight
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>>13082546
Twilight is good for ships because of the presumed inexperience
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lyra
what is this
you're getting your marecream all over me
I'm going to have to shower now
again
and now there's more
you're ruining my underwear
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>>13082549
Not you but me.
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>>13082519
Come on Anon, I'll do anything you want.
I'll be all yours for the entire night.
Just tell me... please.
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>>13082574
>>13082574
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>>13082572
Well check it out, if it's out of your budget don't bother. You'd be surprised how quick someone who bought a $500 treadmill three years ago is willing to let it go for like $65 to $100 mid-move
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>>13082578
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>>13082560
i had several chances to buy one but didn't when the conventions were in town
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>>13082558
Yes
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>>13082558
>>13082578
>>13082591
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>>13082594
this picture looks terrible
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>>13082634
but it has one of my fetishes

why must life be so inconvenient
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>>13082490
i finally submit to her and squeeze the big mounds that one might call her butt. her tail is wagging and slightly whips up the hot air around both of us. her tongue leaves my throbbing doggy treat again, now coated in her saliva. she focuses her eyes on it and while i can't see her smirk, i notice her loud aggressive growling and barking. i can't help but feeling startled and even frightened as she fixates on her prey

take your time with the reply, i'm off the thread for a bit
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>>13082609
> Happyplaytime
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I learned all about that thanks to a book I read when I was 14 called "She Comes First"
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>>13082693
What was that book about, tell me.
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>>13082741
It's by Ian Kerner, and basically it eaches you how to please your woman

Sort of

It taught me what areas to actually focus on and how to position her hips / etc so she can be relaxed and focused to cum

It's worth it, though Violet Blue thinks Kerner is full of shit. Granted sometimes he is.
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>>13082763
So much knowledge and nowhere to apply to, haha.
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>>13082827
Actually, uh

I've had like seven sex partners over the past 10 years
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>>13082299
avro arrow.
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>>13082436
I focus too much on running and I constantly think "When am I going to be done with this?"

Listening to music distracts me from that.
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>>13082668
Sounds like Saffron's ready to take what's hers.
Her weight shifts and her groin parts from your lips, leaving your mouth dripping with her feminine secretions. Peeking down, you see her crawl her way down your body until her rear is level with your lap. She tucks in her legs and sits herself down, nestling your painfully-hard shaft between the soft cheeks of her behind. With her hands resting on your thighs, propping up her torso, you're granted to the sight of the full expanse of her backside; her bare, toned back, and her ample ass. You wouldn't be able to help but throb against her cheeks and entice a giggle from her. Peeking back at you, she gives you a saucy smirk and rolls her hips, rubbing your shaft between the mounds of her rear and making you squirm in anticipation. Is it her turn to tease YOU now?
No, she's had enough teasing. She's ready to go straight for the main course. Reaching down with one hand, she takes hold of your shaft and moves you into position, rubbing your tip against the hot, tender flesh of her lower lips. From your position, you get a perfect view as she lowers herself, nice and slow, onto your cock. Biting down on her lower lip, she emits a stifled moan as your tip spreads her slick labia and pushes deep inside her, enveloping you inch by inch until her cheeks are nestled against your lap, and your cock is fully hilted inside her.
Hope you're ready for a wild ride.
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>>13083461
whether or not i'm ready is none of her concern. she's sick of playing the docile lapdog, today she is a ruthless hunter toying with her prey. she starts thrusting her hips up and down and back forth, in all kinds of direction, rubbing my painfully stiff manhood all over her slick interior.
she moves her hands under my back, embedding her hands into my flesh, careful not to rip me with her claws and keeps slamming her hips into mine. she then suddenly stops, grabbing me by the wrist and spreading my arms, he barely supported torso jolting at me, her face coming to a stop right in front of me.
she flashes her canines and gives off a silent but steady growl. she has me in her as deep as she can, but now she moves it back up, almost at my tip.
the hunter is ready for the killing blow.

sorry for the wait
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>>13083983
s'alright
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13083983
Driven so close to orgasm, only to be denied at the last moment, you find yourself squirming under her, bucking upwards in a desperate attempt to push back inside. But every time you thrust up, she moves up, keeping you just barely inside her. Seeing your face contorting in torment, her lips curve into a devilish smile.
"Beg."
Tightening her hold on your wrists, she shifts her hips and almost slips you out of her entirely.
"Beg for it."
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>>13083983
also she was facing away from you at first, reverse-cowgirl style. we'll just pretend she turned herself around at some point.
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>>13084186
>>13084204
oh, my bad

"p-please..." i whimper. she grins and her expression seems to say it all. "now you know what it's like. now beg for master to be nice to you" "please let me..." "let you what?" "finish" "yeah?" "please let me cum inside you"
she looks satisfied and moves down just enough for her lower lips to touch your tip. "and?" "m-master!" she smiles and moves one hand to my scalp and now scratches me behind my ear, just like i did with her before the tables turned. "i'll let you have your way this time... beast"

do you want to finish this now?


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