>>13064242
please no more horses

>>13064264
Over 9000

>>13064242
I actually really enjoy the feeling of being well dressed

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>>13064271
FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

AND WHAT I WANT IS TWILIGHT

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Did the requester ever see this?

>>13064262
>>13064262
tex read this post

>>13064276
http://askrapestia.tumblr.com/

>ratty
>stained

My jeans are brand new and my shirt is clean.

>not having rarity make you SS uniforms

>>13064262
Stream what?

>>13064259
There are ponies all around you.

>>13064292
But that's not Twilight

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>>13064296

>>13064294
who was the requester?

>>13064294
>Tfw if you turned into a pony this would be your first agenda

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>>13064242
This is good.

I can weaponize the gems and hunt Everfree monsters.
If they won't provide me with meat then I'll get it myself.

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Horse needs an intervention.

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>>13064303
>There are ponies all around you

>>13064280
This, and I would not mind wearing a black blazer if she uses onyx on it for the buttons.

>>13064303
Maybe he wants to see you play FFXIV

>>13064276

>people actually think that's what the campain was about

>>13064314
http://31.media.tumblr.com/89ff9d15e8c91668fc56e3ab959c3912/tumblr_ms0ptkHTQ81sgoah8o1_r1_1280.png

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>>13064311
Fuck you and your insistence on substrate-dependent intelligence, man.

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>>13064303
THERE AREN'T ANY PONIES IN MY HEART
EXPLAIN THAT

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>>13064263
That sounds gross.
I'm only on 5 mg, it can't be that bad.

>>13064312
Oh hey I never eat any of that stuff anyway.

>>13064341
You're loving a lie

Twilight is gone to you

>>13064326
>that gif
I'm still impressed that they managed to capture the feeling of an anxiety attack so well.

>>13064337
That looks like deviant art sonic grade shit

>>13064330
How much dosh has she made anyway?

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>>13064343
Surely there's one pony in your heart.

>>13064357

>>13064378

That sounds fatal.

>>13064368
None
It's all going to charity

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>>13064337

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>>13064360
Look, just because you're entitled to an opinion doesn't mean your opinion is right.

>>13064368

do you have a source that says exactly if she's sold anything, or where any of the money's going, if there is any

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

why arent you cooking

>tfw no pony gf that listens to hip-hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbRFcPrjCTg

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>>13064378
Nope
This pony is on my mind but not in my heart
comprende?

>>13064397
anon

facts are not opinions

you are free to love your twilight surrogate though

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>>13064387
Just be careful, if pony fully consumes your heart you become pony

>>13064404
I got trapped in Goodsprings because there was a cloudburst and the road got washed out

Mewball what's your favorite homestuck

John or karket

>>13064404
i've gone past clicking

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>>13064411
No comprende

>>13064303
the weeaboo game

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>>13064412
>hurr look at me my opinions are facts you can't argue with me anymore

Seriously? You're going there that soon?

Alright then. How are we so certain that we aren't already programs running in a simulated world?

>>13064404
36294 cps and counting

>>13064413
I would make magical hands right away. How cool would that be? Fucking glowy magical forearms.

I could rocket punch some motherfuckers.

>>13064366
Dude, it's good art.

If you're better, prove it. Otherwise you're just another dumb hater on the internet, like there's not enough of those.

>>13064340
I've been employed as an engineer for less than a year and Dilbert already makes sense to me. It's horrifying.

>>13064441
>cps
reporting to the fbi

>>13064436
>durr prove that the truth isn't a lie

Anonymous, really, I wish you the best with your simu-Twilight. It's not that bad a deal.

>>13064436
Then how can I thouch this rock? Huh?

>>13064445
>this argument

>>13064450
welcome to hell

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>>13064432
I like this pony more than the others but she does not invade my heart like some sort of parasite
Ponies aren't supposed to take over your heart
I'm sure your heart is an apple by now

I'm never gonna catch my breath

I want the disgusting transponyist to leave.

>>13064443
lyra.txt

>>13064471
BE A MARE

>>13064464
What's wrong with it?

>>13064464
>>13064445
I have to assume he's joking unless what LK said is coming true

>>13064445
Well everyone is entitled to an opinion no matter how retarded it is

>>13064436
>Actually believes in solipism

>>13064436
>>13064460
>>13064462
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis

>>13064413
>white coat
>brown mane with pink highlights
>green eyes
>mare

how can i correct this

What a pathetic excuse for a male.

All that boasting about human stamina, and you cum just from the smell of a mare in heat.

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Do you even know who you're talking to I'm the best there ever was

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>>13064433
I don't think I can stream at a good enough quality and I'm sure there are other people who would stream this game.

>>13064469
You sayin' I like apples?

Is Natural Light the same thing as Natural Ice but with less calories

>>13064485
>entitled
Pleaste take those /v/ cheap buzzwords away with you.

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What would you say at Rainbow Dash's Roast?

>>13064436
Well actually they've been searching for what's basically pixellation in quantum structures

So far we've found one

>>13064497
>being degraded by BonBon while she grinds her sex into your face

>>13064516
this I can get behind

>>13064513
*NONE, fuck, one letter changes a LOT

>>13064504
Don't stream it. You are not allowed to stream until the official game launch.

What server are you on. Excalibur here

>>13064491
That's retarded and I'm not going to read it.

World CANNOT be simulated. It is real because I feel so.

>>13064507
entitled is not a buzzword, it's a normal word

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>>13064524

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>>13064404

>>13064426
karkat

>>13064524
>>13064535

NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FRIEND

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GET SOME NEW GODDAMN REACTION IMAGES YOU SACK OF SHIT TRIPFAGS GODDAMN

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>>13064504
I've never met an anon who likes apples more than you
Like
Almost borderline creepy

>>13064491
It's absolutely possible for the whole world to simply run on some ever-lasting personal computer, really

>>13064501
>pone = horse

I never got this

It's like human = chimp

>My Little Human fanart in equestria has a small "realistic" subgenre composed entirely of pictures of sasquatches in human clothes

>>13064510
> "Dash thought 'coming out QUIETLY' was wearing purple triangle earrings and playing a mixtape of Indigo Girls every time we went to McDonald's for school lunch break!"

>>13064436
>>13064510
I refuse to take that theory seriously on the basis that they believe life in general would ever reach a stage that it would be able to simulate a universe. And also that the theory came out after the matrix was made.

>>13064528
>this austism

sup sentinal

>>13064513
>So far we've found one
Wait what. Link?

>>13064530
>That's retarded and I'm not going to read it.
much like your posting

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>>13064543
OH FUCK MY HEART

WHY IS SHE SO CUTE?

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>>13064541
EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

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>>13064528
Ultros.

>>13064546
When have I ever said that I like apples?

>>13064562
Just saying, some people have been going around looking for streams to get people banned from the game.

>>13064551
Ponies can breed with horses

Humans can't breed with monkeys
don't do it

>>13064513
>pixelation

People think the planck length is this and not just something so small that we can't predict what's going on anymore with our current model and knowledge

>>13064551
except pone just looks like a tiny chubby horse and chimps look nothing like humans

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>>13064543

>>13064537

>bothering with grandmas

They're shit.

I mean, sure, that was an IMPRESSIVE load

And it tastes good

But you're still pathetic

>>13064557
>And also that the theory came out after the matrix was made.
>Descartes
But you're wrong, anon.

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>>13064574
Y-you imply it and stuff...
shut up baka

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>>13064578
But chimps and horses are disgusting assholes.

>>13064594
If I draw you a new image will you promise to use it instead

shyra

>>13064497
> She walked in just as you'd finished a 30-minute edging session, thick scents rolling off a set of stolen panites
> Bon-Bon learns you have no refractory period and altogether capable of fucking for even longer after your first load
> She's almost insensible after the first few minutes, beginning to mumble "s-sos-rrry" even as you grind your hips into hers, hilting in a way she's never felt before
> Granted you cum inside of 6 minutes with all her wet hard winking but she'll never know the difference
> God help you if you hadn't just came

>>13064605
Descartes said that the universe is what we perceive, not that the universe is actually a simulation created by a higher lifeform for reasons we can't understand.

>>13064590
Only stallions look like horses anon

>>13064578
can these ponies breed with horses?

lets find out

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>>13064543

>>13064635
I took philosophy once, Kierkegaard was a baller

Rainbow Dash in a dress that's too tight and she has to keep pushing the bottom of it back down with her hoof because it keeps riding up.

>>13064635
What we perceive is determined by our brains. Our brains might be meat in a skull, they might be suspended in a tank and full of electrodes, they might even be extremely complex software. We don't have any way of knowing.

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>>13064622

is there a fic where twily magically give anon a horsedick and then forces him to blow his own dick until he cums in his mouth

Interspecies is best.

>>13064676
god I hope so.

>>13064676
I sure hope so.

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Pinkie Pie enjoys spiking random anon's food and drinks with ponification potion and while they're helpless in their new form she has a girly night of fun with them

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>>13064622
oh jeez

>>13064691
my nigga.

>>13064692

Pinkie is a bad pony.

>>13064692
Kinky.

>>13064692
TOTAL

SLAVE

TO DONKEY DICK

>>13064648
Probably not. These ponies don't even have the right hardware "down under".

standard mammalian reproduction is a very broad term and doesn't necessitate what you think of as a penis and a vagina. stallions could very well spit sperm into a mare's belly button opening due to some crazy ass organ placement.

>>13064612
maybe

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>>13064692
>why do we keep coming here

>>13064689
>>13064691
fags

>>13064741
I ate one of those before. It's actually kinda good

>>13064741
Absolutely terrifying.

>>13064733
draw a thumb

>>13064608
>Anon hugs Trixie
>"Let the Great and Powerful Trixie down this instant!"
>"No."
>She unleashes all her might and craft on to him
>But for whatever reason it ont work
>She tries to simply ply herself off but he's just to big
>"P-please let go."
>"Ok."
He sets Trixie down on hte ground and pats her head
>"Why did you let go that time?"
>"Because you used an actual magic workd"

>>13064718
llamas just got really gross

>>13064718
That's actually not "standard" mammalian reproduction; it's typically always penis-vagina unless you get some weird exploding penises or some such.

That being said it's totally possible that pony expects to take the knot and may be disappointed when you have none to give

Then again, you are capable of reaching far in near the cervix with thrusts that no stallion could, and fingers to boot

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>>13064669
I don't know why that gif looks so shitty and is so large in size but small in dimensions

>>13064692
Would someone please screencap that exchange from the last thread?

I need it for Reasons

>>13064692
>it wears off after the first few hours
>it has to, the last guy attempted suicide 6 times after being turned into an earth stallion

>>13064755
daw.

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>>13064658

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>>13064746
>>13064745
What if pony was spider?

Would you appreciate her saving you from all the flies?

>>13064774
Pony has a penis in their mouth.

>>13064622
>>13064669
>>13064776
Those tents are not necessary. Just the typical "pony does not expect a human to last so long~" crap.

Certainly not enough to get worked up about dimensions or fidelity.

>>13064800
Well.

At least he doesn't fap in front of his turtle.

>>13064801
Uh ... S-sure?

What does this have to do with what they expect in bed?

>>13064799
I'm chill with spiders. They also have a lot of protein

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>>13064800

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>>13064699
She also enjoys listening to their moans and seeing their little hooves kick with every wave of pleasure
She doesn't turn them back either, instead letting the potion wear off she keeps feeding it to them until they become permanently pony
She also lies to them and tell them that they only way they're turning back into humans is by slutting it up in Canterlot

>>13064812
Really shitty oral.

>>13064782
>he would've succeeded, but earth ponies can't die on equestrian soil.
>sweetie belle is still in therapy for seeing his head flopping around by a flap of skin

>>13064784

>those speech bubbles

kill me

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>>13064784
SpikeDash is pretty hot

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ok so since apparently nobody has any idea who that $50 commission person is...

are there any horsefuckers that do 3d modeling and animation that want to be paid monies?

>>13064800
Turtles are fucking mean, we used to blast the fuck out of this huge snapper with our pellet guns whenever it showed up under the bridge, it could snap your finger off like a matchstick

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>>13064818
>EATING SPIDERS

You monster.
I bet you eat your other friends too.

>>13064830
>the head wouldn't shut up about slutty mares
>eventually they just sewed it on to a dead changeling and let anon be whatever he wanted to be
>but with a stallion head

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>>13064784

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>>13064755
dawww bomb

>>13064872
I'm pretty sure that's not how you read a book twily

>>13064867
Not really, if I see a spider on the wall and I know it's not harmful, I'll eat it. Only if I'm in the mood though

>>13064829
So they expect to get or give really shitty oral?

Both?

>>13064829
Pone can suck cock like a pro

>>13064871
wat.

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>>13064872
>>13064835
It's a really old comic by Callurili (probably misspelled) that's been edited to say that
He generally does comics in Spanish and doesn't speak English that well

>>13064880
well, too bad its not a normal book but a dark grimoure.. griemuorse? giremourne? a book of shadows for fuks sake

>>13064907
I want to doit with Pinkie.

>>13064879
OH GOD WORST PONY IS MULTIPLYING
AGAIN

WELL THEN TIME TO GO HUNTING CAUSE IT'S PINKIE SEASON

>>13064897
>Stallionhead pinkie bouncing up and down on your cock, speaking in a deep, stallion voice

>Anon bodyswapped with his waifu
>Unicorns can make other ponies aroused just by being aroused themselves
>Pinkie turning anon's into slutty mares

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>>13064881
Your favorite pony will never love you, spider-eater.
You fuck.

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>>13064932

Hey, uh
Anyone want to cap that hornjob from the last thread
My cap script is NOT working

>>13064932
This is the weirdest thing to come out of MLPG.

What if your computer mouse was a tiny pony

>>13064981
Pony better be compatible

>>13064974
And the twilight arousal thing?

>>13065000
Yes. Yes indeed.

The curse of the witch-dyke is on us again.

APPLES APPLES APPLES

Anyone have a clue who wrote this? The word choice and flow are a little odd. It's like they kept trying to put backstory in the present narration and the perspective goes nowhere.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27874/1/xenophilia/the-confession

(Also I guess later it gets into some porny stuff, so NSFW for you all at work)

Oh shit i'm sorry

>>13064981
>middle mouse button aka the scroll is broken as fuck
She has a massacred head?

>>13065059
Maybe you just aren't rubbing her belly enough

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>>13065042
>tfw pinkie hasnt slapped you in the face with her cock in over a week

>>13065059
She is just a little off in the head is all.
Like a screw is loose.

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>>13065058
Sorry for what?

>>13065073
from the thumbnail I thought he was holding a shotgun with the barrel in his offscreen mouth

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>>13062503
>tfw accidentally merge layers so lineart is too dark in the end, ruining the value range
my rage is endless, so i kinda just wrapped this up

dang this looks kind of uncomfortable

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>>13065073
I don't think he's using his Playstation Move correctly.

>>13065100
No ctrl-z?

I wish I was with my waifu.

>>13065100
holy hell that's adorable
It looks like they just fell asleep that way

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>>13065073
I can't live anymore!

>>13065111
by the time i realized it was too late
i don't even know how the layers merged in the first place

>>13065132
There's a tiny pony virus in your system

>>13065051
Supposedly it has origins in AiE, but the author just goes as anonauthor

>hanging out with gf
>she points to a brony with a twilight plushie attached to his belt and laughs
>I laugh with her and call him a loser
>she brings up that she's seen every episode with her little sister and calls Twilight: "Twilight Mirror"
>tell her it's Twilight Sparkle, I know because my friend is autistic
>"I'm glad you're not into that shit"
>"Ya, it's for fags and spergs"

THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENSE

she later found a bunch of plushies in a candy store and I named all of them. She might know

sunkist > fanta
twizzlers > red vines
cheetos > cheese puffs

>>13065142
Would you delete a tiny pony virus?

>>13065144
I guess, but Jesus. I can understand a few asides but I'm hearing every single thing about every single sub-species and throwing back and forth all around the recent past of this Anon and the main characters. It's more than a little distracting.

It's like reading Lord of the Rings when it wanders off into geneology.

>>13065150
yeah, she knows

>>13065150
>gf

I absolutely don't believe you.

>>13065154
> Red Vines
> less than plastic red dick Twizzler

You shut your whore mouth, Anon.

>playing CS:GO
>get a drop
>check my inventory, the game is offering to let me sell it for $3 real money

We live in a strange new world of video games. I'm not sure if I like it, but it's clear there's no going back. MMO elements and the resultant concept of persistent value have infiltrated games thoroughly and completely.

>>13065142

what does a tiny pony virus do exactly?

>>13065132
you could have misclicked ctrl+e instead of ctrl+s in the process. it happens sometimes

>>13065157
I don't have to, my Norton Anti-Pony™ will do it for me

>>13065150
>TONIGHT, ON MLPG: stuff that has never happened

>>13065161
Half of the story's appeal and popularity is owed to it's world building.

>>13065150
Anon, that mare isn't and wasn't real

You're hallucinating

You have no girlfriend

>>13065163
Funny thing: we're not all 14-year-olds online any more. An increasing proportion of borderline-functional people are on this and other boards.

It's entirely possible he has a GF, though I suppose taking him at his word alone is also a little silly.

>>13065167
Dude don't complain

you got $3 for playing a game

>>13065100
goddamn that's adorable

>>13065150
and then the bus driver stood up and started ovations

>>13065019
shit my capper isn't working either

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>>13065163
>>13065180
>>13065174

>>13065194
What about Printscreen?

>>13065150
Nothing about this story is believable
The characterization, "Twilight Mirror," casually bringing up that she's seen every episode randomly

I don't think you tried at all

>>13065167
>my backpack in tf2 is worth almost 200 dollars
I could get something nice with that

>>13065142
oh nooooooo
>>13065170
possible i suppose
oh well, i didnt even really plan on coloring this anyway. and its not totally ruined or anything, its just worse and the mood is broken

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Question:
How can I make $200 in 7 hours?

>>13065188
I'm not complaining, I just find the concept of a game company endorsing and embracing the secondary market for in-game items with such shameless zeal very foreign.

>>13065173
>have Avast! Anti-Pony
>middle of the night
>"PONY DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED"

>>13065179
Well sure, but you can world build through character narration and brief asides

As it is I'm reading like okay they're on the hill no wait I guess he's mentioning like every time he's touched her special wing no-no zone no wait now we're talking about BO uh okay okay now they're back on the hill

And that's an abridgement.

I don't know, I shouldn't be expecting David Brin. I'll keep going.

>>13065212
Mow a lot of lawns.

>>13065212
Not ask on a pony board

>>13065199
Is that you?
Hahaha your haricut is so fucking girly

>>13065212
Well

How willing are you to be an escort for an older gentleman?

>>13065212
Suck a few dicks?

Get a decent job?

>>13065212
Prostitution. Alternatively, take a $400 commission and have them pay half up front.

>>13065212
Whore yourself out on the streets.

>>13065212

well if you weren't a talentless fuck I'd suggest taking commissions

>>13065167
I've sold about $40 of trading cards on steam

I've spent only $600 on my steam catalog for like 300 games
I would have only been able to buy 5 games on a console for that. 8 if I didn't go to EB Games

>>13065216
A lot of the story goes on tangents like that.

The only part where it isn't as prevalent is the lewd parts.

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>>13065212
Prostitution.

>>13065212

Mow my neighbor's lawn 5 times in a row with two hours worth of breaks in between.

>>13065212
Sell blood, sell off some books, go down to the Home Depot and wait with the other day laborers and hope for a guy to call you with the other fellas.

How very badly do you need this money in seven hours?

>>13065217
>>13065229
No I mean like, right now. As in tonight.

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>>13065199
>tfw even someone on MLPG has a gf

>>13065212
beg on tumblr

>>13065215
>Anti-pony
>wake up
>theres a pony quarantined
>looks up at you with big pony eyes
>Action: Delete?

>>13065238
yeah me too
who the fuck is buying those cards?

>>13065212
Work a job that pays 28 dollars an hour

>>13065247
Suck a few dicks.

>>13065212
blow a thousand dicks

>>13065199
wow anon you look kinda feminine

have you considered trapping?

>>13065212

Why do you need $200 in 7 hours?

>>13065247
You're fucked.

>>13065247
Prostitution/horrible load companies

>>13065248
I used to have one that was into ponies too
We even shared the same sentiments on bronies and what not

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>>13065216
>>13065241

Holy shit what is even going on here

>>13065247
Why?

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>>13065212
Get an bridging loan like a normal person you idiot

If you were smart you would already have a credit card for this reason

>>13065249
No that's a dumb idea.

>>13065262
Well it's not something I need, but it'd be kinda nice if I could pull it off somehow.

>>13065273
>trusting credit cards
>2013

You poor, deluded fool.

>>13064824
AJ learns what pinkie is doing to those poor poor anon's
She gives her a cold scolding for not telling her about it earlier
She takes the ponification potion from Pinkie and decide to bake it into some apple pies
later that that AJ and Mac had some fun with recently ponified anon's

>>13065248
yeah, rediv does

>>13065275

Can't you just get a tumblr friend to loan it to you for a little bit of interest?

>>13065273
>wanting a credit card
Are you fucking mental

http://i.imgur.com/Skd5ejr.jpg

ignoring the guy eating shit, i never realized how far down the ass the tail dock is. i have been drawing it waaaaay too high.

>>13065282
>Not paying for everything with NFC

>>13065150
>>13065199
>"I'm glad you're not into that shit"
>"Ya, it's for fags and spergs"

>THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENSE

I bet she's a horsefucker too and she thinks the same thing. As in, she's also calling it retarded just so you don't think less of her.

>>13065284
Where are all of these naive anons coming from?

>>13065294

Couldn't you have used another image though?

>>13065275
Look, if it's not something like rent or bills or something life-threatening, who cares. You didn't get it.

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>>13065261
Ya, here's a pic of me trapping public

>>13065294
>ignore the guy eating shit
Anon
how

>>13065207
i hope you didnt count weapons and crates bud

>>13065275
>No that's a dumb idea.
no it isn't

>>13065319
internet

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>>13065275
goddammit nanaki is it that new wolf/horse combo dildo

fuck i know it is

girls would rather fuck a dog than you.

>>13065320
I'd just smelt all of the weapons down to what they are worth
I don't keep crates

would anyone be interested in a movie stream?
i was thinking spirited away

>>13064940
Fluttershy would understand, circle of life and all

>>13065319
>he doesn't know how to ignore things
>on 4chan of all the places

>>13065292
>Get low fee/high interest credit card
>Put nothing on it or just buy groceries and pay it back in the interest free period
>It establishes your credit rating and you have emergency cash at a much better rate than a bridging loan

>>13065332
You need to watch wayne's world for once in your life mewball

>>13065332
what about porco rosso?

>>13065328
>rose
Anon

Please

>>13065329

It's not anybody's fault but God that dogs are so damn sexy.

>>13065329
well there's always the options of fucking a guy

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>>13065306
Yeah, it's not that important, it's just something I've been pining after since I was a kid. Weh.

>>13065328
Ew no.

>>13065299
Well it's like they can't decide whether this is limited third perspective or some roving camera, because later on there's internal monologue / thought from both "Lero" and Dash.

And for some reason in the midst of their first (and errant) kiss he take aside to discuss pony anatomy -- and by that I mean like Equine A&P credit stuff.

I can't figure out what the Hell is his person's game.