Meet Princess Twilight Sparkle! Twilight was once charged by Princess Celestia to learn about the Magic of Friendship and report her findings to her royal highness. Her magic increased until the day she grew wings and became a princess! The ponies of Ponyville look up to Twilight for her intelligence, and admire her courtly background. As a natural-born leader, Twilight cleverly utilizes all her friends' skills and talents to achieve their mission, and often times discovers new things about herself and all her amazing friends!old thread >>13028115
dat butt
That's my princess.
nonoririka
>>>/mlpg.co/
>>13033706Now do a story about Fluttershy!
>>13033727You're mistaken, Twilight Sparkle is my wife.
>>13033706How are you typing with No Hooves?!
>>13033706BUT WHATS THE TOPIC? HOW AM I SUPPOSED WHAT TO IGNORE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A TOPIC?!
>intelligenceShe's only good at rote memorization. her problem solving skills are average. her talents of observation are lackluster. her insight and creativity fall short.twilight is smart in the "aspie good at linux" way.
>>13033745The topic is Twilightor else
Blast from the past, youtube edition: Night Of Pony ナイト・オブ・ポニーhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvZFUg4HPcNow it's your turn.
WHY DO WE HAVE CAPITAL LETTERSCAN'T WE MAKE PROPER NOUNS STAND OUT WITH PREFIXES OR SOMETHINGTHINK OF ALL THE INTERNET SHOUTING WE COULD AVOID IF WE GOT RID OF CAPS
>>13033747she is a little intuitive.
>>13033738She doesn't know you. Stop stalking her you creepy weirdo.
>>13033757So we're not allowed to talk about your waifu?
>>13033757Time to talk about Cadance then!
>>13033766but she's right here, sipping tea
>>13033758I want to hold pone.
>>13033780
>>13033766She's right next to me, reading a book and taking notes while enjoying a cookie. You shouldn't project, Anonymous.
>>13033738Impossible. She's right here next to me. Sipping tea.>>13033745The topic is Twilight Sparkle.
>My Little Human is a hit cartoon show in Equestria>they make a spinoff movie>it's called Earth Boys>the main character goes through a mirror and is turned into a pony
>>13033782>pony will never make that face as you slowly slide her down on top of your expensive vibrating massage chair
ill take a request i guess
>>13033758It's kinda funny to imagine that they are actually really little ponies.And whenever one of the villains tries to take over the world, Anon just picks them up and brushes their mane.
>>13033802>worst topicpls no
>>13033803>WHY ARE THEY ALL SKIN COLORED
>>13033809Do you know any Journey songs?
>>13033803Wouldn't that be Earth Colts?
>>13033809thumbs w/ timestamp pls
>>13033809Zecora in a GGG dress
>>13033809Draw Applebloom building an apple machine.
>>13033809Diamond Doge
>>13033818>WHY ARE THEY ALL BEIGEftfy
>>13033805But I just want to hold and hug pone.
>>13033809You already got a bunch of requests in the last thread, don't be so greedy
>>13033698>you will never tie your waifu up, suspend her from a support beam in the basement, and invite your friends over to take turns>one of them jokingly scribbles over her cutie mark and doodles in his waifu's instead>[winking intensifies]
>>13033809why would it matter if there was no celestiathe ponies would just raise the sun on their own like they used to
>>13033809Zecora doing this at a cider still
>>13033809Stop using Christopher Robin and doge images
>>13033831geniusGENIUS
>>13033831Diamond doge already exists.
>>13033836You don't want to watch pony melt away in your fancy vibrating massage chair?Actually I request that>>13033809
>>13033847>picwowthat is some ghetto shit
>>13033836So do I.
>>13033831Why would you ask him of all drawfags to draw diamond doge? Have you seen his humanoids?
>>13033782that shit was bullshit. It was just Pinkie looking surprised and retarded and having sex with some stupid anon. Fuck you if you're reading this, Braeburned
>>13033847>nigger_being_a_nigger.jpg
>>13033821no>>13033827um>>13033837was that just one thread agoshitwhat do i do now
>>13033856>>13033860I want pone to melt away in my arms.
>>13033875post thumbs
>>13033875Do whatever feels natural to you.
>>13033809>>13033831Saffron
>>13033847I've been tempted to do that, but I don't know how I'd get charged for it. So instead I keep paying for refills for my 10-year-old 7-11 Double Gulp cub.
>>13033875they're just requests, you're suposed to just do whichever you likeget your head in the game mew
>>13033877Well, find yourself a good pony, then. I guarantee you, from my experience with my wife Twilight Sparkle, it's a great feeling.
>>13033875draw leo and kikki
>>13033803>"that show is stupid, real humans are tiny hairy things that live in forests and throw shit"
>>13033888*cupfuck me why am I bad at typing
>>13033890This is my pony. There are many like it but this one is mine.
>>13033873>Nigger being smartFtfy. White people, why didn't you think of that?Too much "honor" (<-complete bullshit, doesn't exist)-asian
>>13033897Sometimes when I visit MLPG I actually feel like that is true.
Which pony would be a gun nut?
>>13033875I don't know. Quit acting like a faggot and draw already.
>>13033924Applejack
>>13033924Twilight Sparkle
>>13033923I laughed.
>>13033907arise
>>13033924Applejack.
>>13033924Fluttershy.
>>13033924what the fuck
>>13033938>>13033928le american stereotype
>>13033940excellent
>>13033924>>13033928that's the easy answerRarity would appreciate the guns true beauty
>>13033911>Nigger being poorFtfy. I don't need to bring cartons in and fill them up just to satisfy myself. I'm swimming in money. I have 5 star food delivered to myself, I drink only the most expensive wines, all while relaxing from a hard day of golfing in my indoor pool and hottub, surrounded by pony plushies.-the 1%
>>13033948YeahShe'd toss it in the trash
>>13033924That's a bolt action rifle, can you load clips like that?
>>13033947PINKIE PIE
>>13033911I've wanted to do that with that disgusting orange syrup liquid McDonalds used to have and just recently got backBut the employees would probably object, and really its probably better to not be drinking that stuff
>gunfags
>>13033924>that release of gas when the chamber opensMY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>13033964NOONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS, BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE. IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!
>>13033960At the least she'd be a collector, anon.
>>13033964>Rebbident Ebul>guns
>>13033964Pretty sure, no. You can't.
>>13033959The only way you can stay the 1% like that is by being a wage slave.Learn to be thrifty, jewslave.
>>13033948Red 9 with stock, never need any other gun ever.Except the Broken Butterfly.
>>13033986She'd keep an deagle in her sock drawer and give any others that ended up in her care to random fillies because she simply cannot be bothered with them.
>>13033969>and really its probably better to not be drinking that stufftfw free drinks at worktfw don't drink anything at work
>>13033960>implying this isn't beautiful
>>13033960This gun, BELONGS IN THE SRASH!
>>13034011>Going to mcdonalds in the first placeThey are the reason everything is so wrong.
>>13034016
>>13033993I actually kinda agree on the 40 hours per week thing. If you don't have a family with children, you can easily live on way less.
>>13034003the gif of Rarity shooing Spike away popped in my head
Modern society has no place for an alpha, a beta, or anything resembling a carnivorous predatory social structure. “Alpha” is just a positive-sounding synonym for “asshole,” and it is not an acceptable excuse for behaving like a cocksock, because the sad reality is, there is never an excuse for behaving like a cocksock.
>>13033993>life plan is to make a bunch of money, build an isolated house completely off the utility grid, and work a few hours a year to pay taxes
>>13034037Modern society has alphas, betas, and everything resembling primate social structure. Winning arguments will even give you a testosterone boost.Learn to be an alpha without being a blatant asshole.
>>13034029
>>13033993>more complex desiresi'm off to buy some jellybeans
Welcome to the installation Wizard!----------to finish installing pony please agree to the terms and conditions below-----------[ ] I agree to the terms and conditions and install the Ask Pony toolbar + Norton Antipony software
>>13034031With the cost of living as it is now? There's a difference between "living" on something, and living on something. One means you just barely squeak by, while the other means you've got the money for hobbies, friends, movies, and all those other creature comforts.In today's market, it's almost impossible to even get that money unless you scrimp and save and work stupid hours.
>>13034084Careful, I think your getting a boner.
Can we get back on the topic of butts?
http://richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com/
>>13034037things a beta would say
>>13033995That shit takes up so much space for a pistol though. And the one square of space it leaves open rubs my OCD so wrong it feels like ghonorrea.I suppose I could put a gold egg there, but who the fuck puts an egg next to a gun? That's just silly.
>>13034100Raributt is best butt
>>13034088
>>13034100butts is never a sole topicall topics are butt inclusive
>>13034056Can I live with you? I'll help build the electro-magnets and Tesla generators.
>>13034100I like butts
>>13034095Oh well, I'm not from Murrika so it isn't that much of a problem for me. I just don't see the point in earning lots of money so you can pay for all those things when it ends up with you not even having the time to do any of them.
>>13034100Rarity has the best butt
>>13034124Fluttershy pls, we know you do
the current mlp general leaves alot to be desired.
>>13033760http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E16n7k91ADQwhat ever happened to leth anyways? I just realized I havent seen him in forever
>>13034116
Which pony would like The Magnetic Fields?
>>13034134Well duh, we all desire that sweet pony ass
>>13034100I like that idea
>>13034135He's ded and he hats us
>>13034140Polar Pony, pony of the arcticHer fur is naturally similar to that of a polar bear and she enjoys apples frozen inside ice
>>13034142no i mean thread sucks and is ded
>>13034134>alot
HEY WAIT A MINUTEI WAS IN A THREAD BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP THAT SAID IT WAS THE LAST MLPG EVERAND NOW THERE'S ANOTHER ONEWHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
>>13034153
>>13034153I know what you meant grumpy guss
>>13034126It's a broken system, but everyone is too lazy to fix or change it for the better. If wages had kept up with cost of living, minimum wage would be almost $30 an hour.
>>13034152Does she have a constant feud with her neighbor across the ice, Seal Pony?
>>13034100No, lets talk about horse semen.
>>13034167maybe the poor people should stop being so poor then
>>13033706Twilight stared up at the picture of her friends. They'd been through so many experiences together and come away stronger; they'd held fast and become the best of friends, a friendship endorsed by the harmony of the universe itself.But now she'd gone and ruined their lives by running an untested spell. A failed spell by her personal hero of wizardry, Starswirl the Bearded, had swapped cutie marks, and every pony who studied them knew that cutie marks were deeper magic than any unicorn could change. The Elements of Harmony broke them, and even the Element of Magic couldn't fix things.If only, thought Twilight, if only Friendship itself could change them back.And then, the spark of an idea rushed into her mind.Rainbow Dash had helped each of them get their cutie marks in the first place; destiny and future friendship had linked them in their youth, and now she hoped friendship could restore their destinies!"My friends..."
>>13034159it was wishful thinking
>>13034161So, Pinkie Pie, you never did get back to me on what you did with that Fruit Pie.
>>13034168I would say that they mix like a polar pony and a non-polar pony.
>>13034167If they keep the current pace the whole system will collapse within the next one or two decades anyway.
>>13034183She fucking ate it man
>>13034179it's a bit gauchebut damn if that ain't some craftsmanship
>>13034159our license was renewed at the last secondwe've got two more years
>>13034172Would you use pone like a sponge to mop up horse semen?
>>13034156hook u in tha gabber m8
I want to fucking fight someone because the pink horse doesn't exist
>>13034212
>people trying to get jj blacklisted from cons
>>13034220>m-muh brony drama!
>>13034212fight me homoyou won't
>>13034191that doesnt look like a fruit pie
>>130342172nd best oc I've seen from MLPG
>>13034232lol
>>13034233I won't, i'm just mad
>>13034238who is the first? please don't say marker pony
>>13034192Yes, this is a lever-action pistol. It's manufacturer calls it a "Mare's Leg".
tfw no qt fish gf
>>13034238Yeah I don't know why she's so enjoyableHow did she come to be again?
>>13034220>implying a con would blacklist an artist that would increase the attendances
>>13034238You better not say Marker Pony
>>13034168>Seal Ponywould you kiss a rose on the grey
>>13034246>>13034260It's Marker Pony.
>>13034246No. MLPG as a whole created Markerita.
>>13034245bitch
>>13034200print panties unf
>>13034204Take me on, punk
>>13034263>horses have no gag reflexsure. might as well find out if the same applies to ponies.
>>13034200This would be a beautiful death.
>>13034268you mean silver spoon berry punch hybrid?
>>13034256>How did she come to be again?MT brought Endii here and he didn't watch the show
I wish someone would stream.
>>13034268Goddamn plebeianYes, I know
>>13034276I'll take on you
>>13034263Rosepone has too many autistic connotations because of her (few) fans
>>13034273thank you for your patronage
>>13034288I remember but that part but did he just randomly draw a boxing pony or was there some greentext or something
>>13034256>Yeah I don't know why she's so enjoyableEndii made her, I believeI like her because accents are cute and there's something enjoyable about a boxer who's something as adorable and apparently squishy as a littly pony
>>13034279jumping out the window?
>>13034278Ponies already vomit
>>13034278
>>13033885>>13033831some effort was exerted
>>13034299It was one of his OC's. He has more than 1 and more than 10 I heard.
>>13034306Actually that's a good way to put that, makes more sense to me now since my favorite pony is Dash.
>>13034270>MLPG as a whole created Markerita.Wasn't it Obsidian?
>>13034317you did good, mewball. you did good.
>>13034317She looks like a superheroine!
>>13034317i think he meant actual doge. Where is the danger to touch?
>>13034268That's not how you say Renne
>>13034333i knowbut that's not pony related
>>13034333nofuck that meme
>>13034296hand over your wallet, bitch-ass
>>13034313>Something tells me everything is -not- going to be fine
>>13034342why? he is a noble dog
>>13034317>Viewtiful SaffronHenshin a Go-Go, Baby
>>13034333wow such gems
>>13034313>Maybe I should tell Pinkie that syrup of ipecac isn't like other syrups.
>>13034317I see why you draw ponies only.
>>13034343i thought you wanted me to swear on it for a second. sure, lemme just empty it first
Pony wants to do a ventriloquism routine with you.
>>13034333>LK said he was doing one before but isn't going to finish itI want it
Cosmo you still here? Here's your pool pony. Hopefully I did a better job on this one than I did on your last OC
What if pony was actually just a small horse?
>>13034317That's really qt
>>13034369i dont really draw ponies that much outside of requests for mlpg i just suck
>>13034246Saffron is the first oc I liked from MLPG.
steam's dead?
>>13034202Yeah, why not.
>>13034396>frosting
every day till you like it
>>13034385Hng
>>13034389Mew draw that garden request I pestered you with a while back.Luna tending to a private scenic garden overlooking the city.
>>13034202who needs a mop when you have twilight?
>>13034400>bringing this up againBACK THE FUCK OFF?
>>13034372that's it buddy, you're doneshoulda just played ball pal
>>13034400Rarity is such a slut.
>>13034411But I already like it.
>>13034202why not just finish inside them? that way their bodies just absorb it
>>13034418it's so cool to have a pony voiced by tara strong
>>13034409
>>13034400He's not wrong.
>>13034178The plan had worked, and each of Twilight's friends had her own mark back. It was glorious, it was wonderful... and it was the perfect occasion for a Ponyville song-parade.As the spontaneous music wound down, Twilight smiled and used the Element of Magic to draw her friends into a group hug. She was ecstatic.Then her mind went back to the faulty spell. 'A mark of one's destiny, singled out alone, fulfilled.' It wasn't enough, she thought to herself, to single out one cutie mark, not when they were linked through common experiences.But it hadn't ever been simply common experiences, had it? It was choices that made a pony, and choices that made a friendship. Fluttershy, even when down in the dumps about being a failed comedienne, had chosen to help Rainbow Dash. She had been kind to her friend, but it wasn't about Kindness as an Element; it was that Fluttershy truly wanted to help Rainbow Dash, her friend...Another spark, this one more subtle than the first. "Wait a second, that's it! I understand now! I know how to fix the spell!"They rushed to the library and donned the Elements. Twilight pondered the insight she'd just had, feeling it out like one would probe a new tooth in the hole of an old one. Carefully, channeling her magic through the concept of friendship-as-decision, she spoke. "From all of us together, together we're friends. With the marks of our destinies made one, there is magic without end!"And broke the world.
>>13034400Rarity is a flirt.
>>13034385I like "Hookshot"
>>13034418
>>13034178>Twilight, dese r ur frens!
Does anyone browse on their phone? What app do you use?
>>13034454This.
>>13034446
>>13034451I like your prose.Even if this is just a straight up transcribing of events we all know.
http://i.imgur.com/emES8d6.pngIf theres a joke here, I don't get it.
>>13034396>I know the person who made that imagesmall world
Wanna party, /co/?
>>13034464>The townspeople need ya, they've been sad for a hwhile!
>>13034390She's a good dog
>>13034451Shit man. Gave me tingles.
>>13034461
>>13034438what is it 2010?
>>13034482>hello? friend trapped inside!
>>13034476Something something resource hog
>>13034479Sure, you know any good ponies for that?
>>13034217I'd hug that ponyeven though I'd get decked for it
>>13034476I believe it's a commentary on browser speeds
>>13034488>2013>not be able to time travel
>>13034465Chan explorer
>>13034484I forgot to mention I like Saffron AND Renne. So that would mean Butterfly is the 3rd oc I seen from mlpg I really like.
>>13034509She's a tiny pony, I'm sure I could handle it
>>13034473get off the table
>>13034465Mimi or Chan Explorer or Chain
>>13034482>Without Pinkie Ponyville begins to pulls its self apartShe is most important pony.
thought i was in /b/ for a minute there
>>13034497something something waifu hog
>>13034521Well I mean sure you could hold her tight enough so she couldn't hit you immediately But you can't hold on forever
>>13034546something something muh polyarmory
>>13034501How mean.
>>13034552>But you can't hold on foreverIs that some kind of challenge?
>>13034543
>>13034554something something legality in equestria
Fluttershy is all well and good when it's her animals but when it's her....
>>13034554>polygamy>legal in countries worth living in
>>13034520But anonYou count them together
>>13034563YesI challenge you to hug a pony until you die
>>13034559>filenameSometimes I do, then I realize that's foolish
I can't control my poner
>>13034559Pink pony is not for sad
>>13034581Then you must wear the horse condom
>>13034575Okay. I'll just cheat and take a break once she falls asleep
>>13034573>Saffron's big hand practically covering Renne's back completelyhng
>>13034581
>>13034594She trains for endurance, I don't think you'll last a single night
>>13034609>that amount of size differenceUNF
>>13034612Jokes on her, I do too.
>>13034583>>13034540>The cmc try to step up to cheer up the town since pinkie's disappearance.>Thousands dead, countless more injured, the south part of town will never smell the same again>Cmc are forbidden to ever get their cutie marks
Remember the last pony you masturbated to?Pepperidge Farm remembers
>>13034609>gettin too chivalrous for this shit
>>13034609pat pat pat
>>13034627I haven't fapped to pony in weekseqg
>>13034622>the south part of town will never smell the same againit was one of these fuckers wasn't itgoddammit somebody needs to tell those ponies to relax a little
>>13034627IT WAS LOIRO
>>13034627I don't get it.
>>13034609>that tiny but meaty and round scalie butti have the rest of the images but i never noticed that
>>13034385>filenameCorner PocketAnd its really cute! I like how you did the hair. Thanks!
>>13034552Maybe you can just hold on until she hugs back.
>>13034632I would pat pony
Kiss Lyra on her neck.
>>13034620http://i.imgur.com/KozrIDC.jpg
>>13034645It's a Family Guy joke / advice animal meme
>>13034656What if you raised an army of skellingtons to pat all the ponies?
>>13034573what does the book say?
DUH
>>13034660Okay.
>>13034609>>13034628I would chivalrously court that kobold.
>>13034656Stop that, pony doesn't like it
>>13034645http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXUxLqqmhNs
>>13034666Femrover pls try on sexy outfits elsewhere, I'm working
>>13034609I fucking love kobolds
>>13034627Button's MomWas a wicked fic about her going out to a bar and bringing back a younger mare.
>>13034669>All the ponies were scared at first, now they're just uneasy and a little bit reassured.
>>13034677[approve[
>>13034665I love that guy's artBest inhuman monstergirls
>>13034675Can you really not read it?Daring Do! and the Sunken...(illegible)
>>13034667It's from Futurama.
>>13034665>http://i.imgur.com/KozrIDC.jpg
But Twilight, with fronds like these, who needs anemones?
>>13034702Artist?
>>13034666satan pls bring back MLPG's boner for femrover
>>13034705It's obviously "Sunken Temple," an allusion to renne's quest.Wow. So meta. Such Story telling.
pone pants
>>13034716Spikes eyes are derpy in that picture
>>13034665>tfw no tiny kleptomaniac sex-bug gf
http://derpibooru.org/407554I call bullshit
>>13034724whoa unfI want to kiss Midnights blossom
>>13034720I wasn't sure about the last word because only the top half of the last three letters is really showing, but yeah that fits
>>13034724is that a batbutt
>>13034718meandraco on furaffinity
>>13034724I love that little hump that the panties cover when it's on ponies, especially when it's cut off from the rest of the panties by the butt
>>13034665>>13034702>>13034718Source please?
>>13034732I know right
>>13034718>>13034760http://www.furaffinity.net/user/meandraco/
>>13034760Sorry, took me a while to bring to mindhttp://e621.net/post/index?tags=meandraco
>>13034719Jokes on you, MLPG never had a boner for femrover.
I feel I've gotten to know MLPG so well I can derail the thread without even shitposting.
>>13034778haha what
>You will never be bro with that Diamond Dog OC
>>13034592>you will never be the little colt in class>you will never be going through changes>you will never get an embarrassing erection under your desk from looking at miss cheerilee's butt>you will never accidentally make yourself orgasm from trying to push it down
>>13034675>>13034705>>13034720It's sunken temple, yeah. Someone mentioned the idea of them being critical of a Daring Do book obviously based off of their adventure. I thought it was a cute idea.
>>13034660*smooch*
>>13034666>a mysterious objectOh, c'mon, that's just being lazy. This is coming from a guy who finds "strange purple bean" funny
>>13034793I would never want to go through that, although I would masturbate to the thought.
>>13034793>accidental orgasmi've been there
>>13034803N-not when Mew is here~
>>13034793>>13034810How the fuck can you be so sensitive down there that you can cream yourself by accident?
>>13034810That sounds like a fun story.
>>13034720>Wow. So meta. Such Story telling.I really wish this shit would die.I used to enjoy these, but now they just piss me off.
>>13034786Never.
>>13034828Welcome to every meme ever.
>>13034680Still makes me giggle.
>>13034821>napping in class>teacher is unreasonably hot>wake up>wet dreamIt happened to me once.Thank god it never happened again and nobody noticed.If they had I would have heard about it.
>>13034821As much as I don't want this to yet again turn into My Little Dick General, a lot of teens are very sensitive their from those raging hormones and can cum very easily, especially if they haven't discovered masturbation yet.
>>13034836>>>13034828
>>13034827If they cum at 88 miles per hour, do you travel through time?
>>13034809same>>13034821by FUCK YOU
>>13034780Did you derail this thread? Because it doesn't feel derailed.
>>13034866Anon I'm trying to talk about Applejack and Rainbow Dash's romantic relationship here, not something inanely stupid
>>13034866yesnext question
>>13034817
>>13034885but that ship is inanely stupid
>>13034896Why do they call it a rumpus room?
>>13034786I don't think anyone has a boner for femrover anymore.
>>13034855umyes that is the post to which i responded.what are you trying to say?
requests?
>>13034917They're accidentally upside down but it's how I imply that I agree with you
>>13034914because when will go into that room, and it will be just us, and your rump.
>>13034921Your favorite pony transforming into a bat pony.
>>13034921Pinkie Pie in a vibrating massage chair
>>13034921Bedroom eyes Luna on a fancy bed.
>>13034921Hoof wrestling match between Celestia and Luna
Pony says you're a coward.
>>13034921Pinkie juggling all the ponies pets
>>13034921Please for the love of god, draw Octavia cum inflation
>>13034855>>13034836Not all of them are outright killed yet.
>>13034921Why not look through past threads and take those requests
>>13034961But Luna is weak and atrophied, Celestia would burn her
>>13034921Rarity femdomming fluttershy
>>13034921cloudchaser teasing rumble sexually
>>13034921Vinyl wearing this dress taking the dick.
>>13034981>femdomsecond
>>13034980Maybe she would cheat and use her magic
>>13034972Are you kidding?That one is even more widespread and annoying than the fucking dogeGo to any compilation-type internet site and read the comments on anything. Guaranteed " >give her the "D" lol post
>>13034974because those requests were for mew and not me
>>13034981Why is it called femdom when they're both females?
>>13034986Octavia looks like she could be a Sailor Scout in that outfit.
>>13035005I suck at typing today
Would you?
>>13035025yes
>>13035010because it's a girl doing the domming
>>13035008What's so wrong about that?
>>13035005Seriously? Damn.At least some of the edits are still funny.And forgot about Druid. That one is still safe.
>>13035010Because fuck you.
>want to watch MLPG>FEMTO starts in 5 minutesQUICKLY SUMMARIZE EVERYTHING WE DO IN ONE POST
>>13035033...And?
>>13035046That's it!
>>13035042what's a FEMTO?
>>13035042the fuck is femto?
>>13034767>>13034760>>13034665>>13034620Oh jeezhttp://e621.net/post/show/336258/2013-balls-black_sclera-bone-creepy-disfigured-dro
>>13035053But why?
>>13034985but why sexually?
>>13035042femto?
>>13035042Can I fuck a femto?
>>13035042>femtowhat
Soon... http://www.arrstatus.com/
>>13035042crusade for something unattainable
>>13035077because it excites meand is honestly kinda cute
>>13035042What is a femto?
>>13035071I love how it looks like she(?)'s enjoying it>Sure I'm undead, that just means you can fuck my skull now!Pretty hot
>>13035092>thought it was a pirate website or a gun company's website to publicize their new AR systemgaaaay
Your gay
>>13035126This is my gay
>>13035025no, i'd just suck on her titties till i fell asleep. Have i failed you?
>>13035025le naylor face
>>13035126I know, my gay keeps trying to come out, no thanks to MLPG
>>13035072Because!
>>13035153Well, I didn't specify what to do so I guess you did well
>>13035060>>13035066>>13035078>>13035087>>13035088>>13035110t-totally not a general this image is outdated
>>13035157>MLPG>not wanting someone to come out as gaybut then how would we fantasise about extremely homosexual intercourse with them?
>>13035191I am slightly less curious and a lot more depressed.
>>13035192Can you have extremely heterosexual intercourse with a gay?
>>13035191Yeah, currently in the process of making that into not!pony so /tg/ can stomach our homebrew. Still, I'm proud.
>>13035191What about Nightmare moon is lawful evil?
>>13035217Sure if you're both fistbumping eachother while you bang someone of the opposite gender.
>>13035192I-it's not like i'm gay or anything.B-baka!
>>13035224/tg/ should enjoy trying to fit monster girls into it.
>>13035236I-it's not like i enjoy sodomy!
>>13035192I'd rather not have even more raging fags who constantly talk about dicks in here to be honest.
>>13035273Then filter it.
>>13035286If there was a way to filter gays, I would have done it.
>>13028971>>13029020
>>13035337haha
If there was a way to filter all posts that aren't about ponuts, I would do it.
>>13035337Nice
>>13035351I think Fluttershy would make a fine plow horse
>>13035337Your ponies are getting really great NoHooves
>>13035351horseshoes on ponies are adorable
>>13035337>not putting a watermark on it
>>13035337Pffft, hahaha! I find this quite acceptable, thanks!
>>13035375Now I just need to learn how to draw porn
>>13035384You can't see it?
>>13035384But there is a watermark.On her.
https://soundcloud.com/fororchestra/my-little-pony-smile-smile
>>13035405>>13035401am I going blind or stupid
>>13035394>drawing pornWho do you think you are?http://i.imgur.com/iiJAHF3.png
>Soarin's warm, lean and muscular thighs.
>>13035420Probably both. It is pretty hard to see.
>>13035437>your head nestled between his baby blue calves
>>13035420This is me just using the paint bucket tool really fast.
>>13035394Err... just draw cute until you feel comfortable with drawing suggestive and then switch to porn if you feel like it. It's not like it is necessary to draw NSFW to improve your art.
>>13035445>>13035437>Just before you drift off to a warm sleep in his scented embrace he squeezes his thighs so hard the pressure causes your skull to crack and fracture, he leaves you to die a painful and confused death
>>13035424Hey, that's new.
>>13035451Wait if I tilt my monitor I can see it in the originalI just need a better one I think
>>13035451T̫̺̳o̬̜ ì̬͎̲̟nv̖̗̻̣̹̕o͖̗̠̜̤k͍͚̹͖̼e̦̗̪͍̪͍ ̬ͅt̕h̠͙̮͕͓e̱̜̗͙̭ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ḥi̼̦͈̼v҉̩̟͚̞͎e͈̟̻͙̦̤-m̷̘̝̱í͚̞̦̳n̝̲̯̙̮͞d̴̺̦͕̫ ̗̭̘͎͖r̞͎̜̜͖͎̫͢ep͇r̝̯̝͖͉͎̺e̴s̥e̵̖̳͉͍̩̗n̢͓̪͕̜̰̠̦t̺̞̰i͟n҉̮̦̖̟g̮͍̱̻͍̜̳ ̳c̖̮̙̣̰̠̩h̷̗͍̖͙̭͇͈a̧͎̯̹̲̺̫ó̭̞̜̣̯͕s̶̤̮̩̘.̨̻̪̖͔̳̭̦̭̭̦̞́I̠͍̮n͇̹̪̬v̴͖̭̗̖o̸k҉̬̤͓͚̠͍i͜n̛̩̹͉̘̹g͙ ̠̥ͅt̰͖͞h̫̼̪e̟̩̝ ̭̠̲̫͔fe̤͇̝̱e͖̮̠̹̭͖͕l͖̲̘͖̠̪i̢̖͎̮̗̯͓̩n̸̰g̙̱̘̗͚̬ͅ ͍o͍͍̩̮͢f̖͓̦̥ ̘͘c̵̫̱̗͚͓̦h͝a̝͍͍̳̣͖͉o͙̟s̤̞.̢̙̝̭̣̳̼̻͖͓̬̞̰̦͟W̮̲̝̼̩̝͖i͖͖͡ͅt̘̯͘h̷̬̖̞̙̰̭̳ ̭̪̕o̥̤̺̝̼̰̯͟ṳ̞̭̤t̨͚̥̗ ̟̺̫̩̤̳̩o̟̰̩̖ͅr̞̘̫̩̼d̡͍̬͎̪̺͚͔e͓͖̝̙r̰͖̲̲̻̠.̺̝̺̟͈̣̭T̪̩̼h̥̫̪͔̀e̫̯͜ ̨N̟e҉͔̤zp̮̭͈̟é͉͈ṛ̹̜̺̭͕d̺̪̜͇͓i̞á͕̹̣̻n͉͘ ̗͔̭͡h̲͖̣̺̺i͔̣̖̤͎̯v̠̯̘͖̭̱̯e̡̥͕-m͖̭̣̬̦͈i͖n̞̩͕̟̼̺͜d̘͉ ̯o̷͇̹͕̦f̰̱ ̝͓͉̱̪̪c͈̲̜̺h̘͚a̞͔̭̰̯̗̝o̙͍s͍͇̱͓.̵͕̰͙.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴̧͓͖̭̩͎̗̪͈̱̹̳͖͙H̵̰̤̰͕̖e̛ ͚͉̗̼̞w̶̩̥͉̮h̩̺̪̩͘ͅọ͎͉̟ ̜̩͔̦̘ͅW̪̫̩̣̲͔̳a͏͔̳͖i͖͜t͓̤̠͓͙s̘̰̩̥̙̝ͅ ̲̠̬̥Be̡̙̫̦h̰̩i̛̫͙͔̭̤̗̲n̳͞d̸ ͎̻͘T̛͇̝̲̹̠̗ͅh̫̦̝ͅe̩̫͟ ͓͖̼W͕̳͎͚̙̥ą̙l̘͚̺͔͞ͅl̳͍̙̤̤̮̳.̢
*wink-wonk*
>>13035420>>13035477I set the opacity to 6% and it's on a white background so I can't blame you>>13035424Are those girly bits?
>>13035466>Spitfire wakes up. She had the dream again.
>>13035507Stop
>>13035437>My dick between his balls.
>>13035510They are. Hasn't Bon Bon showed you, yet?
You are cliche anime anon, which pony would you want to bear your children.
>>13035537The motherly one
>>13035532>he coughs in his sleep, they tense up momentarily around you before relaxing again.
>>13035537AM I FLUTTERSHAII UGUU~
>>13035544Are you sure? She's married.
>>13035537Cliche background pony #14
>>13035537Miroku a shit.
>>13035532>using his tushy, soft balls as a pillow>he has wet dreams all night and you wake covered in pre, ready to unload his morning needs
>>13035557Married to me I hope
>>13035574No, married to her loving husband.
>>13035337>>13035451
>>13035537The moe affectionate oneI want the spunky sporty one to be a big part of our lives though
>>13035570>his pre tastes sweet like pie
>>13035544
>>13035585>waifu is married to someone elseDo I have any bleach in the house?
Pretty pretty pink human princess of love
>>13035243I know we are. (spoiler for not pony)
>>13035535Ponies are only real when I close my eyes>>13035589This is getting scary now>>13035452I was only joking
>>13035570I don't care much for green text, but I like this. Proceed
>>13035598There really aren't enough pictures of Fluttershy and anon and Rainbow Dash
>>13035532>>13035545>>13035570>>13035599GAAAAAAAYYYYY
>>13035605Didn't you already know? I thought you watched the show.
>>13035614Oh lord, the one in the middle is adorable
>>13035631Here comes the irritating gay greentexters for the next six hours.
>>13035599>not his pre tastes irresistibly salty and yet strangely refreshing at the same time
>>13035631Brilliant deduction holmes.
>>13035615>filename>implying Twilight Sparkle isn't going to be the star of Equestria Girls the show
>>13035633Answer the fucking question, do I have bleach?
>>13035643>>13035638they're getting worse
>>13035626>They'll never cuddle each other on your lap>They'll never wrap a wing each around you
>>13035653Everyday I wish upon every star in the sky that natural selection thins them out.
>>13035650Well, yes, she should have some bleach around, but she keeps it locked up to keep it safe from the children.
>>13035666>While resting in your lap Dash leans over and gives Fluttershy a peck on the forehead
>>13035672I'll just bring a crowbar to get it then and end my suffering right there
>>13035671sure edgy is here
>>13035666It's okay satan.
>>13035687Please, don't put Mrs. Cake through this pain Anon
>>13035635They're a fun race.
http://i.imgur.com/3Wibj7S.pngCome back to bed Big Mac
Remember the good old time?You know, before a fandom fuck up everything...
>>13035699>Mrs. CakeWhat the hell? That's not the motherly pony I was talking about. You almost made me commit sudoku for no reason at all!
>wake up every morning to your pony boyfriend cumming all over you>cook him breakfast than suck his cock before you leave>head out to school/work/whatever covered in horse semen>nobody says anything>get home>shower>get down on all fours as he fucks you, two or three times in a row>cook him dinner>go to sleep with him spooning you, full of his cum>wake up again to him cumming all over your faceWhat pone do you want it to be, MLPG
>>13035690sure is buzzwords in here
>>13035631where do you think you are anon?
>>13035714I'm obviously Flitter
>>13035705
All this gay Soarin greentext ... I need to look at Soarin porn now.
>>13035714Into the filter etc.
>>13035714Celestia
>>13035714>than suck his coughI can't get hard to this shitty grammar
WHERE DO I HAVE TO GOTO FIND A HOTTIE WITH A LITTLE SOUL
>>13035711But she's the motherly pony, Anonymous! You should be more careful with your adjectives!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtEeMUR3xlE
>>13035742Not as motherly as this one though
>>13035741equestria
>>13035739It's hard to type one-handed
ouunit (metro)
>>13035755>tfw BDF is eternally ded
>>13035755Too early for this shit.
>>13035755
Marker Pony you forget Candlejack's name every nightWrite it down or something
>>13035755TOO EARLY
>>13035714Only Rarity is that much of a slut.
>>13035714
>>13035769>>13035778>9:30Morning shift Night Thread
>>13035753Oh, Celestia? That's a shame, Anonymous took her while you were about to commit suicide over Mrs. Cake.
>>13035791Give me the fucking bleach
>you will never lay on the couch, with fluttershy sitting on top of you, watching tv
>Do you like them?
What would Marker Pony's voice be?
>>13035790Just punched in for my 8 hour shift boss
>>13035781If I got to P-ville I would out-slut Rara faster than you can say "that'll be 10 bits, dahling"
>>13035811>you will never donkey punch fluttershy's fuck box
>>13035815Gilbert Gottfried
>>13035815One of the "hahaha, boop!" voices
>>13035815"Ha ha ha, boop!"
Good evening MLPG
>>13035815Squeaky voice that crackles every now and them.
>>13035834>>13035831Please, someone who can do a good gilbert gottfried do this
>>13035815Hugh Grant
cuddling in bed with scootaloo
Just ignore it
>>13035862
>>13035767Stop making me sad anon.
>>13035834>You finally meet her in person>she opens her mouth>"HA HA HA, BOOP."
>>13035812no, your eyes are way too big and they look horrible.
>>13035834>>13035879Which one we have 3
>>13035767He's coming back I heard.
>>13035862She's a qt.
>>13035886I only have the female ones active
>>13035886The original
tasting the fluids from scootaloo in bed
>>13035886First voice. I think it's pretty cute.
>>13035906nigga fuck Scootaloo
Pony just wanted you to like pony.
Total slave for donkey cocks!
>>13035914where are these voices
>>13035933nah, too tiredi would rather just cuddle
>>13035950pinkie pie stop pushing your hot monkey dick on us
>>13035834Is that the thing that makes a sound when the marker is posted?
>>13035952buck you to tartarus
>>13035862i dont think i could resist playing with her sexually
>>13035961donkey cock, you savage
Maybe I could be your slutty waifu tonight
>>13035973only if she's okay with it
>>13035952That's good, since fillies and colts are not for sexual.
>>13035950Do you want a donkey cock right now?
Scootaloo fags are the worst
>>13035985well, i mean, not tonight anyway
>>13035984of course
>>13035981I'm making love to Gloomy, please close the door.
>>13035981wowza
>>13035985They are for sexual, but I'm not in the mood for sexual.
>>13035981NOTFORSEXUAL
>>13036015Not for sexual, anon.No.
>>13035879Does anyone have a link to all the boop noises?
Yo, Anon, you wanna help me with somethin' real quick-like?
BREAKING NEWS!!!ANGEL BUNNY IS A FUCKING FAGGOT!
>>13036020i don't know man. Marker pone gives a pretty mean blowjob
>>13036054what did you have in mind, punch horse?
>>13036072>implying this is news
>>13036072>voter intimidationA thousand years on the moon for that rabbit.
>>13036072aggnel bonny
>>13036078>everytime her nose boops with your crotch she makes the boop noise
>>13036054Why is she gonna battle fluttershy?
>>13036078>tfw have never been the recipient of a "mean blowjob"
>>13036103>tfw haven't been the recipient of a blowjob
>>13036116>tfw haven't given a blowjob
>>13036116>tfw haven't been the recipient of a job at all
>>13036089>>13036099Well, ya see, I was lookin through your iPod, right? Started listenin to some of that rap stuff? I wantcha to teach me how to rap battle!
>>13033964If it's a rifle that uses clips to load, well yeah.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gewehr_98 for example
>>13036148Please don't battle my butter...
>>13036148you don't want to talk to a pony for thatyou want to talk to a liona snoop lion
>>13036034the sounds are all embedded in the script itself. you can probably copy/paste/save the strings as .ogg files.
>>13036148You basically just insult someone while rhyming, talk to Zecora.
>>13036148>rapBut I like everything except country and rap
>>13036166Fluttershy, I...
>>13036166
>all female cast>75% of MLPG is homo
>>13036166>where did you get this butter?>"I made it">what, how?>" I milked myself?"
>>13036199
>>13036199>doesn't like country
>>13036199>people like this exist
>>13036148>>13036054What is Butterfly's accent supposed to be, again?I want to make sure my head-voice for her is right
>>13036218>implying that's problem
>>13036218i think the homos just resorted to homosexuality because of "dry penis syndrome". It's like how the girl open their legs because of a need to feel accepted
>>13036208Awww, I'd give her a pat on the head
>>13036173...............Where do I find this legendarylion...?
>>13036259I hear her speaking with a new York accent.
>>13036228>>13036235 I'm not joking about the country though, that shit is terribad
>>13036235Applejack needs you, she's been sad for a hwhile
>>13036259like Bostonish?
>>13036261AW SNAP 10/10 THREAD DESTROYED EVERYBODY BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>13036208>if that's ok with youthis has very recently (read: just now) surpassed "20% cooler" in terms of overused pony phrases I hate the most
>>13036265>butterquestno buttsquest
>>13033964Most WW1 and WW2 bolt-action rifles were stripper-clip loadingYou can't use a stripper on a rifle with a scope though, you need to push is straight down
>>13036259>butterflyas in float like a and sting like a bee?
>>13036272She's obviously from brooklyn, anything else is wrong
>>13036265I hid himInside your panties
>>13036265He lives among his own kind, after an epiphany in Jamareca. You will need to seek out... KENYA.
>>13036289that would be the joke
>>13036226Why does nothing humans make taste good?
>>13036279i'm just not sure what became awry
>>13036289Yes
>>13036261
Cut or uncut?
>>13036296>we'd better go look through all her panties then!
>>13036315ur mom in four
>>13036265You must gather the mystical herb known only to summon up a visage of the Lion. Only then, will he appear.
>>13036315Depends.
>>13036316>they smell like sweat and failure
>>13036261>>13036315
>>13036338Where is my Season4 previewwww
>>13036296...is he REALLY in there?
>>130363494 weeks ago
>>13036349Right herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3zr6Z_c0MA
>>13036367He's a very tiny lion.Also very loud.
>>13036273>not taking in the big sky atmosphere of the pedal steel>not appreciating the Man in Blackwhat the fuck
>>13036367I think so, let us see
>>13036367Pull the shelf outFlip her into itSlam it shut with her inside.
>>13036376>>13036369Yeah that was pretty greatBut it didn't feel like a real preview
>>13034056>life plan is to make a bunch of money, build an isolated house completely off the utility grid, and work a few hours a year to pay taxesI'd live in a tiny concrete bunker powered by solar panels, except for the lack of internet
>>13036367Can't tell from over here
>>13036272>>13036276>>13036293>New York>Brooklyn>Bostonhelp
>>13036401Just drill a small hole in the concrete for your ethernet cable
>>13036410Noo Yawk Italian
>>13036410Brooklyn is in new york
>>13036410Scout from Hat Fortress
old tales change style
>>13036410She's obviously from the Broncs, same as Babs.
>>13036410endii says that she sounds like this, but a little deeper:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTnmHMU0OHMso, boston
>>13036377>>13036388I always knew this day would come...
>>13036427but she has a deep man's gruff voice. Kinda like Hugh Jackman, but New Yorker
>>13036400>didn't feel like a real previewWell what do you want then anon?Do you want them to spoil Season 4 before the first episode airs? Because that's what previews seem to be in regards to this show.
>>13036438are those frills I see
>>13036438do this now that the time is right>>13036393
>>13036427>BroncsNO NO NOShe's from Brooklyn, or the Manehattan equivalent.
>>13036441see>>13036437
>>13036442Na I actually don't like previews that muchBut I need themI need them in color
>>13036442>avoiding /mlp/ prior to the new season
>>13036438How do I convince her to try them on
>>13036467see>>mypenis
>>13036481Spoilers ruin the fun for me
>>13036452>>13036438
>>13036517Now lock her inside!
>>13036517How deep is that drawer?
>>13036401Would you live a life of wonderful solipsism spending your days doing nothing but playing vidya and drawing
>>13036517man you are fastgrab buttflip pony
>>13036517Put a pair she's thrown out on your head.
>>13036526>>13036527>>13036532>>13036536
>>13036526>>13036536combine!
beb
>>13036517now that's a butt I can get behind
>>13036563While she's stuck inside, open the bottom drawer where the real snoop lion iswe need to lock them up in the same drawer
>>13036505yea, me too, i meant that's what i do. I just like that picure
>braeburned will never continue ponk
>>13036563I like where this is going.
>>13036578It sure would be nice if we could get people to actually get people to use spoilers to hide spoilers.
>>13036427Incidentally, have we ever seen her coach?I think this is the only picture that ever refers to him/her
Pony needs help
>>13036529>Would you live a life of wonderful solipsism spending your days doing nothing but playing vidya and drawingI could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space were it not that I have bad dreams.
Wow... did a quest just happen? This was actually interesting
>>13036613but rainbow dash could lick her whole face
>>13036583>>13036563>>13036577i know what im gonna do nowAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>13036613What with?
>>13036563>suddenly, butterfly in wonderland>what the fuck was in those protein shakes
>>13036613trying hard doing what she can?
>>13036639Why does she have frilly heart panties?
>>13036598most people are too autistic
>>13036613she can do it herself with magic
>>13036655She likes to feel girly from time to time.
>>13036639Oh god what if her drawer leads to the land of darkness like pajama sam's closet?
>>13036639What a twist!Might this help?
>>13036600Oh sweet, nice job
>>13036658Let's ask moot to get a sticky up when the season draws near
>>13036639>butterfly in pantyland
Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13036613I lick pony.
>>13036680EVERY 8 HOURS UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>13036644With the honey>>13036659>>13036637She needs your help~
>>13036672sure, /mlp/ stickies are always fun.
>>13036686You monsterShe wanted the honey
>>13036680http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tgXYkTkOHU
>>13036680>But why wasn't she happy that her quest was complete?
evens - Celestiaodds - muh waifudoubles - AppleDan
Pony wouldn't do drugs.
>>13036711pffftHave fun with that greasy black faggot
>>13036646>>13036662>>13036663snoop lionn does not accept rabbits>>13036673
>>13036704IT'S PEANUT BUTTER YOU FOOLPEANUT BUTTER
>>13036711
>>13036711HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>13036714Food is a drug
>>13036711Have fun, fucker.
>>13036724I hope the customs in the land of darkness does not take all her things
>>13036729>FOOD IS THE SAME AS WEEDfuck off
>>13036711reroll pls
>>13036731>That spic-stache and neckbeardlel
>>13036731What race is appledan?
>>13036724>Equip Panties
>>13036727>dogelol
>>13036726Did that banner make it?
>>13036708it's hard to not talk down to them when you're that tall
>>13036761Redguard. He can regen stamina once a day which makes Harshwhinny very happy.
>>13036766..oi... as vitos putanas.......... wait...
>>13036744In the sense that it's a drug?YesThey are the same
>>13036823No they're fucking not you pothead
>>13036820Good enoughwhere the fuck are we
>>13036820Meet the god of panties.
>>13036820>inspect panties for hidden rhyming dictionary
Applejack!Fluttershy!Excellent.Pinkie Pie!
Anything new today?
>>13036820Welcome...to the World of Grand Rhyme!
>>13036714you're not the boss of ponypony is free to make their own decisions
>>13036866an incredible journey to a strange land on a righteous quest for self-fulfillment's what's up>>13036054
>>13036888I want to keep pony safe.
Tail docks.
>>13036888Pony is danger to itself.
>>13036910I really want some tail docks right about now.
This pony wants a filly of her own
>>13036929I want to lick them.
>>13036832>>13036840>>13036844>>13036867Ay,,, I don't think we're in Ven-neighs anymore...
>>13036905Those look pretty tasty
>>13036910>>13036929If you google tail docks it's all about cutting off animals tails. I don't think my boner will ever be the same.
>>13036906>>13036915you can't just lock pony in a cage because you want pony to be "safe"
>>13036906Pony doesn't want to live like this.
>>13036944It's fucking Narnia, Snoop Lion is Aslan.
>>13036944You should really clean your drawers more you filthy ponyYour dresser too
>>13036951>Not docking your Dobermann
>>13036952Why don't we just put the whole pony in a bottle?
>>13036929>still no art of pony nibbling on another pony's dock
>>13036944I have a crawling suspicion that those plants are all cannabis.
>>13036968i gotta jar of pony
>>13036952>>13036953She's not locked in a cage, she's just forbidden from doing drugs.and alcohol is extremely watered down beer.
>>13036988in your skin? unhealing wounds?
>>13036988>on a quest to find snoop lionof course there's weed
>>13037002>alcohol is extremely watered down beer.reverse that, strike it
>>13036968that's even worseI bet you didn't even poke air holes for pony to breathe>>13037002since when are you the princess of pony law?
>>13036968I had that gif of rainbow dash buzzing around in a bottle but I lost it
>>13037002Oh. Well I guess that's okay.Just remember to give pony her inhaler.
>>13037011Now you're just confusing what is real
>>13037021That pony has enough holes, she doesn't need more.
How did this pot shitposting meme get started in here?Of all the things to shitpost about
>>13036944someone point me to where this started?
>>13037034It's one guy who won't fucking quit it
>>13037002It doesn't matter, there are no mind altering drugs beyond alcohol in Equestria anyway.
>>13037038see>>13036054
>>13037034you only wear eyeshadow to match your cutie mark? I see now, Rarity
>>13037034It's a hateanon. At least he's talking about ponies and drugs this time.
>>13036976Docking is forbidden, it's even worse than shipping
>>13037052Then pony should drink alcohol
>>13037052we ain't in equestria anymore, honeywe're in the land of the free and the home of the blazed
>>13037052considering there's a raw plant that can alter reality, I don't think it's too far of a stretch to believe there are mind altering drugs as well
#420PONEITFAGGOT
>>13037052>Plenty of mind-altering spells
>>13036960>>13036962Ech... this place smells like skunk, somebody atta get some lysol up in here...
>>13037034>tfw sometimes forget the show is shitty flash>mfw
>>13037078
>>13037045I'm alright with it, people who talk about it by extension those who complain about it are just as bad as those faggots from the drug threads that went on for 24/7.
>>13037087Maybe you should practice better hygiene if you don't want your panties smelling.
>>13037087lysol won't help
>>13037034>>13037052I'm sorry for choosing life and not drugs and alcohol
>>13037089but that screencap was from too many pinkies
>>13037087Tell her she has a sweet ass if she can still hear me in there
What if Apple Scouts?
>>13037099pronz never was or will be relevant
>>13037111that's cool and you're welcome to believe whatever you want to believe, but if you're not going to talk about ponies it's not really relevant here
>>13037087Just use those noseplugs you keep on hand for when someone bloodies your nose.
>>13037111No-one gives a shit about you or your opinions so kindly keep them to yourself
>>13037120what if sailor scouts instead
Remember when Fluttershy used the stare on a tree?
>>13037136That was almost 3 years ago Anon.
>>13037136Fluttershy is OP
>>13037135Daily reminder that Mercury was best Scout.
>>13037127If people are going to show ponies doing drugs, then I have to object to that by posting my straight edge beliefes
>>13037103>>13037104>>13037118>>13037128Ay, at least I'll be outta this soon enough...
>>13037136What a great pony.
>>13037161Gotta be boldOr get ready to be blazed
>>13037161Go see what;s at the top of the stairs
>>13037114that episode had more tweens and reused content than a Justin Beiber concert
>>13037158but that's wrongyou don't have to shitpost about things you hateyou can just ignore them
shh anon, let pony drink
>>13037175I thought he was complaining about the extra pinkie on the screen
>>13037175#SICKBURN
Warning: spooky
>mfw it's Friday>Some nigga is trying to tell me that alcohol is badI'm going outI'll be back tonight and drunk as fuck
>>13037191Spoiler that shit.
>>13037191what the shit
>>13037191s'morse is turning out to be completely terrifying
>>13037194>it's ThursdayI think he might have a point if you've gotten to that point, anon
>>13037185That's Fluttershy's tail.
>>13037194Uhhhhh
>>13037191Wait, if she's got a graham cracker skeleton, then doesn't that head-licking answer from previously not make any sense?
>>13037180No you piece of shit, you wouldn't simply "ignore" something you have a seething hatred for
>>13037191I want to lick smore pone.
>>13037161What are you waiting for, eye of the tiger? Climb the stairs
>>13037191>casual body horror, the blogNot that I don't mind, it's hilarious
>>13037136>Could you please drop some apples for me?~ >Hngggg>Thank you!
>>13037211>Implying he isn't AustralianBloody Australians having all the fun first
>>13037172>>13037174AY YO LIONNCOME OUT AND SHOW ME HOW TO RAP
>>13037216sight gags > consistency but yes
>>13037216They ate the graham cracker too.
>Twilight: Canterlot!>Rainbow Dash: Canterlot!>Rarity: Canterlot!>Pinkie Pie: It's only Level 4>Twilight: shhhhhhhh
>>13037238oh shizzle
>>13037238Oh god its happening.
>>13037221I thought that was just some opportunist shitposter pretending to be youyou're an actual faggot
>>13037216She can probably absorb the graham into her chocolate at will.
>>13037238Fo shizzle my nizzle.
>>13037227My approach has been "draw a thing that causes laughter" and my only reliable yardstick is myself. And Mallowmelt withstanding completely horrifying disfigurement is totally hilarious to me for some reason. Welcome to my headspace I guess!
>>13037238That's rude, Butts. Snoop Lion only responds to his full an' proper name.
>>13037238>Snoop lion turns out to be an 8 headed manticore
>>13037250>>13037252>>13037259>>mmmmm look at what we got here...
>>13037264Now your gonna have to explain how it grows back
This punk ass cloud be flyin' too low to the ground, knaa mean?
>>13037280Let the rap battle BEGIN
>>13037221I have a seething hatred for you and this is the first and last time I've ever said anything about itget over it already
>>13037281She's an opaque, delicious goopone. I have no idea.
>>13037281It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit
>>13037280Tell him today was a good day, you didn't have to shoot your AK.
>>13037238
>>13037282unf unf both cutie marks unf
Endii you and dot are my favorite drawfags.
>>13037289Okay, how about the skeleton takes a shower in a chocolate fountain and just walks out with a new coating?
>>13037302OH MY GODBUTTERFLY DOUBLE CUTIE MARK SHOT WHEN?
>>13037302we need way more of this
>>13037191I thought this was a family tumblr
>>13037287Yeah just one person, not an entire group of degenerate and sickening potheads and alcoholics.
>>13037319tfw will never squeeze fluttershy's ass cheeks together
>>13037302
>>13037330>around your dick
>>13037191http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LjhGNMOoEU
>>13037325families have skeletons living inside them too, anon.
>>13037335why does fluttershy have the best butt?
>>13037335Did LK draw this?
>>13037340that's exactly what i meant.
Reminder that BraeburnQuest resumes in less than 24 hours, HOWEVER be warned that stuff might happen that will prevent me from running the quest, and we may have to postpone again.I warned you about weekends, bro.
>>13037280>>13037286>>13037290>>13037291>>Come one, come all, looks like we've got a fighter>>Will some poor nigga please come down here and hand this fool a lighter?
>>13037344fuck you skeletons aren't real
>>13037341>skeletons>not skrilletonshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGqRJHzEIw
>>13037341That's as bad as /a/ singing jibun wo
>>13037346she seems like the type to try and hide it with bigger clothes
>>13037351Why do all of your drawings look the same?
>>13037347He did several actually
>>13037347No, someone from the GTS thread did
>>13037371>>13037335LK pls draw.
>>13037371unf unf kangaroo horseunf
>>13037352mmmph!
>>13037352he's beautiful
>>13037346YOU BEST BACK THE FUCK UP FORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP
>>13037352rap battle?
>>13037371You're thinking if a different pic
>>13037388Sorry, you have bad taste.
>>13037352Don't get fresh cuz you be a predatorWe fight back with words that will rock the floor
>>13037388Pinkie why must you do this to me?
>>13037388>best butt>belonging to a mare
suddenly we ass again
>>13037398It's true. I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Anon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4
>>13037403I recognize that bulge.
>>13037398>>13037403sorry I call bullshit when I see it
>>13037403How does it feel to be so wrong and outnumbered?
>>13037383
>>13037403Panties don't work that way
>>13037409http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO8t9q2hldchttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24K4Dtq8F4
>>13037424That doesn't even look like a pony butt anymore.
>>13037434ohhh my
>>13037455>no genitalia0/10
>>13037446this pone enough for you sickos?
>>13037455See, there's nothing there.
>>13037446it really doesn't. How far are we willing to go?
>>13037385>>13037387>>13037389>>13037401I ain't here for the drugs, you dog, I'm in it for the game.Why don't yous step off that horse and show me your so called "fame?"
>>13037475Not enough tail dock.Not enough upper pone.
>>13037475That's poorly drawn, you aren't doing a very good job here.
Does Butterfly have a really meaty dock?Or is it thin and dainty?
>>13037484Havent been this entertained since Renne Questt
>>13037493>>13037490AAAAAAAAADAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL
>>13037475Oh godwhere's the rest of the pony
If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friendsmake it last for everfriendship never ends
>>13037499Fuck off with that shit.
>>13037484Distract him with your raw and unrefined talents and then use the chance to ignite him with his bluntOnly then will you win the battle!
>>13037489>not linking the video ir otherwise embedding ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO8t9q2hldc
>>13037513>not liking docks
>>13037512
>>13037484>>13037516No! That's his trick!You light his joint and he gets so smooth that you're washed into oblivion!But if you don't he lights it himself and gets ANGRY
>>13037484The fuck is this? A little scrapper?You're a pony not a rapper
>>13037506And now there is very little butt to enjoy. You have failed me anon.
Docks confirmed for S4
>>13037513Anything can be made cute with the right artist.
>>13037534Quit sexualizing everything
>>13037484>>13037543why does noone know how meter worksseriously it's making me unreasonably angry
>>13037553unf
>>13037555Make dj acid cute.
>>13037545Wait, here's bigger
>>13037560I actually don't unf to docks, I just like how they look.
>>13037563eh one off, sue me
>>13037573lude.
>>13037572
>>13037573EAT SHIT
>look at art from half a year ago>it was much better than what you're drawing nowfuck
>>13037572rose could
>>13037573>dockOkay...>no genitaliaWhat the fuck kind of trick are you trying to pull here? I like my horses realistic.
>>13037572Except for OC's that are designed to be shitty and terrible, of course.
>>13037560
/debate
>>13037572Hell I'll go even easier. Show me a picture of her not looking to the left.
>funny and endearing quest with a novel premise is being buried by people spamming assesfuck
>>13037563I know that feel anonI try to ignore it as well, I feel like I shouldn't even know what it is because of my sour-cream complexionbut it still gets to me
>>13037563remember that butterfly doesnt know how to rapalso im a novice at this>You stupid hoe>You ratchet hoe>You think we is the same?>Yea, I know I be a caged lion>but i sure as hell ain't tame>now take my word; my only word>come back from where you came>cuz you sure as hell wont be the one>who comes put out my flame
>>13037665>rhyming hoe with hoe
Here MLPG, your favourite OC pairing (and canon too)!
>>13037656nigga fuck scootaloo
>>13037676it wasnt supposed to rhyme
>>13037678
>>13037665Why put out his flame? Why not make it spread, specifically to his fur?
>>13037696every fucking time with that gif
>>13037696Looks like you are a part of BCS's crazytown now. Have fun~
>>13037679>>13037679>>13037679
>>13037656I want to smoosh Scootaloo's cheeks and tickle her sensitive wings.
>>13037678I never cared for those two oc's.
>>13037736You should. They are the best.
>>13037696I want a pair of those shades SO BADI bet I could make them.
>>13037756No those two oc's are crap bcs senpai.
>>13037553For a moment I thought you said "Dooks" and startled me
Why haven't you watched this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljepXAaAmiw
Man fuck that bitch Twilight Sparkle
I love Twilight Sparkle.
I want Twilight Sparkle to sound me with her horn.
I love Twilight
