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Slowly dying edition because all contributors are ded and hat us.

Already dead horse: >>13019733
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>some cry
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🐎
🐎🐎
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daily reminder to vote in poll
http://best-pony.tk
to decide which pony is the biggest slut
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Yay, I love meta.
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>>13024251
Horseforce?
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>>13024266
Me too. Who is your favorite contributor?
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>>13024277
That one everybody likes.
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>>13024281
Anonymous?
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>>13024269
Hold on...
DAMMIT
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>>13024286
Nobody likes Anonymous.
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>>13024286
Not enough tripcode to be liked.
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>>13024290
well fuck you guys then I'm leaving
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>>13024286
Anonymous is terrible,
Because contributors go Anonymous when they shitpost I know I do
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>>13024300
Good riddance you big chucklefuck.
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I'm not dead though.
I'm slowly gaining power.
And fiddling my diddle dang jamboree.
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>>13024306
>implying you're a contributor
>implying you're not just starting shit
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>>13024246
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>>13024316
Not that Anon but I did that too when I used to contribute here.
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>>13024306
>Because contributors go Anonymous when they shitpost

Wrong, Red shitposts all the time with her name on.
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>>13024310
Do your spurs jingle jangle jingle?
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>>13024316
What if I told you I'm actually two contributors albeit not at the same time?
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OP, you're not very good at making new horses.
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>>13024306
>mfw I'm always anonymous even though I'm contributor

I'm just hesitating to put name since I don't want to be attentionwhore without constant contributing
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>>13024344
Me too!
Neither of them is popular!
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>>13024344
Is this some Mrs Doubtfire Bullshit
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>>13024347
Protip: You don't need to wear your name all the time if you have one
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>>13024346
>implying
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>>13024361
>You don't need to wear your name all the time if you have one

lol
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>>13024359
>tfw one of our contributors cross-dresses as a sassy grandma
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>>13024347
you know, contributing with a name isn't attentionwhoring
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>>13024373
What if your favorite contributor actually is a sassy grandma? A fat black sassy grandma who don't need no man?
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>>13024373
>you will never throw an orange at Pierce Brosnan
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>>13024352
>>13024344
Can one be an anonymous contributor, and one with a name? Is that what you're talking about? I guess that must work as long as no one recognizes your art when you're anon.
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>>13024365
Yeah, no. This is straight-up pretty horrible.
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>New feature: Linkify and Clean Links, enabled by default

Neat.
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>>13024381
Tyler Perry, pls go
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>>13024347
Wear a name if you want to either bring attention to yourself or to create a pattern. Just don't make it a shitty one. If your post can be done without a name, then maybe you should do so.
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>>13024381
>what is mt?
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>>13024381
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>>13024387
I like it. Meta is fun.
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/22/407100.png

test
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>>13024269
>You will never be chosen by the Trihorse of Courage
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>tfw Rei will never draw more Corey dragon
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wich contribootor wud u fuk
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>>13024375
yes, yes

what I mentioned is someone like BCS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

Test.
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>>13024411
well I'm not gay, so maybe jessy I don't know maybe if given the chance which I doubt
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>>13024417
So, new 4chan X update fucked up YouTube's thumbnails from the IMGUR extension or is it only me?
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>>13024417
Test.
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I'd contribute more, but I'm just too tired after work and I'm mostly unavailable on weekends.

Work ends next weekend, though.
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>>13024427
Only you.
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>>13024414
BCS isn't even an attention whore, just a fucking lunatic
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>>13024435
>>13024427
Not working for me either
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>>13024411
I hope the anon with the 8" dick is a contributor
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>you will never date LK nonsexually
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>>13024440
Well, let's hope codeanon is around and fixes it soon.
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>>13024411
i would love SB tenderly
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How many years of school does pony go through?
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>>13024417
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE MY LAST DOSE.

AM I GOING TO BE OKAY?
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>>13024427
Speaking of which, how do you bring up the settings menu for the Imgur extension?
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>>13024447
>go to pick him up
>the doorbell makes a strange noise which is a QR code that leads to the next clue of his whereabouts
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>>13024447
Good
Why the fuck would I want to date someone and not fuck them?
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>>13024462
Next to the 4chan X settings.
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>>13024463
>skip his dumb treasure hunt and find him in the basement
>where he always is
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>>13024462
I just disable my 4chanX, change the imgur script, and put 4cx back on.
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>>13024418
I'll fight you for her
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>>13024467
>there is a sad look on his face
>he just wanted to play
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>>13024427
I switched to appchan x. It works.
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>>13024398
MT ain't no grandma.
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>>13024477
>And miss the movie
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>>13024230
i-i don't hat you mlpg
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>>13024464
>he doesn't know

he said he would maybe date a guy but he's not attracted to them
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>>13024471
>>13024462
You people are dumb.
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>>13024477

>it turns out that's actually not the real lk, just an actor he hired
>actor gives you some kind of fucking bullshit clue as to where the real lk is
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>>13024482
Does Appchan X have the new 4chan X features as in the filename thing and notifications?
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Cancer general
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>>13024486
I know
But what's the point?
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>>13024487
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>>13024472
sure go right ahead I don't care
It's not like I could get with her seeing as she has a boyfriend
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>>13024495
It does have the notifications. I may have missed the filename thing, I'm still adapting to the changes.
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>>13024497
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_vw_t7Lxc
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>>13024501
Weird.
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>>13024497
Ingrown toenail generals are much better.
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>>13024497
Leo > Cancer
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>>13024497
I don't mind, she's adorable.
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>>13024487
Nu-uh.
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>>13024501
Is yours up to date?
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>>13024527
>>13024501
Are you guys using Mayhem?
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>>13024502
I'LL FIGHT HIM AS WELL
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>>13024527
you're like two versions behind at least
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>>13024531
I don't know what that is.
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>>13024511
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
It looked like fun
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>>13024500

cuddles
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>>13024488
>finally track him down when suddenly a skeleton pops out
>he's wearing his lich costume again
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>>13024485
Stop being tsundere.
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>>13024543
So just find a nice soft fag hag
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>>13024537
Google 4chan X Mayhem.
Install it.
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>>13024551
...is there a 4chanX other than Mayhem's?
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>>13024563
There's like 60,000 forks
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>>13024408
Those colors look super weird. I like the shape though I want to be able to draw faces like that...
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>>13024563
Pretty much >>13024567
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>>13024551
What's the difference?
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>>13024531
This was me
>>13024527
And yeah, Mayhem's version.

>>13024535
Yeah, I know. Made a couple of edits to the script so I can't been assed to update until I felt the need to. From the sounds of it the features added by the most recent update are enough to warrant it though, so I'll probably get around to it soon.
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>>13024582
It's the "official" one, and the one codefags take to make their scripts.
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>Twily became a princess because the writers wants to relegate her to the sidelines
>S4 will focus almost exclusively on the other 5, with occasional guest appearances from Twilight
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>>13024585
I'm no pro but I'd be willing to bet that's why it's not up there
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What if my little giraffe?
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>>13024605
the rest of them are going to ascend on their own time
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>>13024609
no/10
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>>13024609
wow, kraut's been practicing
good for him
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>>13024609
Where are the giraffe antenae?
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>tfw Patch 3.10a
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>>13024568
Quick! Steal that face before it gets away!
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>>13024615
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>>13024629
why are these ponies so small
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>>13024641
because hasbro
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>>13024629
I still don't know how those eyes are supposed to look good.
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>>13024644
I don't like it
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>>13024629
Erase Lauren from there.
Put a few men in suits just looking straight
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Im just gonna leave this here...
http://i.imgur.com/PlEm6aW.gif
I cant post gifs because iphone ;-;
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>>13024641
They ar elittle
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>>13024609
My little Brontosaurus
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>>13024625
I want to touch her face brush my thumbs against her cheeks and whisper into her ear
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>>13024609
>>13024626
Post a qt Giraffe instead
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>>13024629
Those are some tiny horses. Also I still hate the arm tube cartoon design and boulder sized heads western animation is trending towards.
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>>13024669
>bronies
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>>13024626
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would you watch it?
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>>13024673
>leg warmers

IGNORE EQG POSTS
REPORT EQG POSTS
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>>13024683
What are we talking here, like a straight up godzilla movie or a pacific rim type thing where a giant spike needs to defend the town from an onslaught of monsters that keep coming.
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>>13024683
>no jaegers
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>>13024626
Isn't it true that giraffes have the second most gay sex in all the animals of the animal kingdom second to some bird?
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>>13024651
Just copy the link in the upload box (I think).
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>>13024676
It's okay Anon.
I can whisper into your ear too if you want me to
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>>13024697
no, that is the bat
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>>13024694
He's clearly talking about Spike and Garble having
giant
greedy mode
gay
sex
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>>13024668
>bronties
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>>13024702
I don't want Cheetos breath on me.
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>>13024697
Giraffes and swans.
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>>13024709
Currently it smells like sunflower seeds though
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>>13024695

Daily reminder that that furry green kangaroo is going to be in the PR game and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>13024706
And what, using rarity as lube?
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>>13024683
Obviously.
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>>13024697
Klonderp pls
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>>13024718
>furry green kangaroo
explain
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>>13024689
You cannot stop us
You cannot bring us down
Never give up
We go on and on
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>>13024724
Now we're talking
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>>13024729
not even close baby
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>>13024733
k
seriously though it's time yo kill yourself
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>>13024673
I'd fuck that giraffe
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>>13024730

Some giant green macro fetish furfag character.

Creator threw boatloads of cash to force his character into the game.

I never saved the image, keep an eye out for a pacific rim thread on /v/ or something.
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>>13024743
k
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>>13024750
Im just gonna go make one
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>>13024712
>look through Kraut's stuff for swans
>one picture with seven swans on the same page
>mfw
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>>13024750
wait, I think I know this one
is it duncan roo?
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>>13024761

Yeah that's it. And that's all the character is as a kaiju.. just a fucking green kangaroo with pointy teeth.

He'll have 'cartoony attacks' or some crap.
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>>13024768
If it's some kind of bonus character, that's not so bad. You know, like a panda suit in fighting games or something.
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>>13024768

dare I ask what game?
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>>13024768
I'm upset with myself for knowing that and upset with the internet for facillitating this sort of thing
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>>13024768
I wish I had loadsamone to force my terrible OC into a vidya.

Or GG did.
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>>13024790
Don't feel bad. I knew it immediately as well and I haven't even heard of that guy in years.
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>>13024796
I don't fund kickstarters. But I'd throw money down for a Princess Bitch game with explicit bad ends of course
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Nevermind I tracked down the abomination.
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>>13024810
This was so much funnier censored.

also less creepy
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>>13024817
I'd fuck it

oh wait is that a guy?

I'd fuck it
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>>13024817
How in the hell is it that so many furries have such a disposable income, and such bad judgement?
>>
>>13024817

In case you missed it:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/14214732/kaiju-combat-giant-monsters-awesome-fighting-onlin
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>>13024817
>character copyright 2012 sunstone game
wait
wait wait wait wait wait
please tell me the furry at least lost the rights to call this character his own anymore
that would be the only good thing from this
>>
>>13024817
So by 'creator', who gave all that money to get this kangaroo in?
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>>13024820
And way hotter
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>>13024840
read the entire line, anon
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>>13024831
Oh, I see.
>>
>>13024796
>there will never be an MLPG OC fighting game like Brawl
>Mti and Mua will never be Ice Climbers
>Sleepyhead will never be Jigglypuff
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>>13024847
fuck
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>>13024817
That's just a green kangaroo
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Just suck my dick a little
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>>13024831
meh i would rather have privateer press make a fighting game than have some faggot make it.
>>
>>13024830
I think it's something to do with the autism, it's like they minmax shit like accounting or stock trading and doing nothing but that but everything else gets warped as a side effect. Or they just hold normal jobs and horde their cash to spend on shit like this because they still live in their mothers basement and already tricked out their computer.
>>
>>13024851
>Rest KOs at 40%
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>>13024857
Okay
One you're a mare, you don't have a dick
Two You're not real
Three No
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>>13024843
I would have to assume this guy: http://duncanroo.macrophile.com/
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>>13024856

That's the problem. It's boring and bleeds furry uncreativity.
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>>13024871
Could be worse, could have had 30 types of colors, one of them being a rainbow scheme, or worse, accessories.
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>>13024857
i already said yes jeez.
in fact i had to take it out of my mouth just to reply, you dumb horse. now let me go on sucking.
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>>13024877
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>>13024869
>you're a mare, you don't have a dick
check your privilege
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>>13024871
I thought it had like rainbow colors and wings and eight dicks for eyes and shit.
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>>13024883
Words to live by
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>>13024896
you heard nothing of the sort
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>>13024883
Word.
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>>13024896
r63 discord only pls
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>>13024883
I only pay more for Valve and Battlefield games
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>>13024887
>Depending on mood he can spit corrosive acid
Warhammer fluff will never not make me smile.
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>>13024851
Who would the others be?
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>>13024912

I like "120 and a half"
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>>13024831
>check link
>chuckle at the giant cock
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Pony is laughing at your tiny penis
wat do
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>>13024934
show her I can do more with it.

Seriously have you noticed that horses can only hump like 3-6 times before finishing? Boring
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>>13024934
fist pony
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>>13024934

Finger her vagina.
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Pony made you breakfast.
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>>13024946

Everyone, you moron.
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>>13024946

>>13024957
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>>13024953

I wanted to eat pony out for breakfast
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>>13024946
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>>13024946
We all did
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>>13024934
Falcon punch
Right into that horse vagina
>>
Pony wants to know if this makes her butt look big.
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>>13024961
What if you woke up as a girl and pony wanted to eat you out for breakfast?
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Pony just sniffed you.
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>>13024934
Get off on it

>tfw you'll never be on the receiving end of size shaming
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>>13024946
You didn't?
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>>13024976

That would be acceptable as well

especially if two ponies wanted to eat me out
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a contributer enters the thread :3<<
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>>13024253
Ultimate pony-slut showdown of history.
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>>13024967
he has a point
bronies are recursive when it comes to new ideas
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>>13024973
pony's butt is huge
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>>13024946
He used to run the episode-day stream for us.
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>>13024946
Anon, you're too dumb to be here.
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>>13024998
Featherweight is bigger slut.
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>>13024950
*shlick shlick shlick*
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>>13024998
>>13025010
Actually scratch that, Rumble is.
>>
Did Fluffy even make fluffy ponies? I thought they were just a random idea from some Anon about some braindead overly hairy ponies that couldn't be left alone without drowning in their waterbowl
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>>13024998
Seriously? Cadence. Fleur maybe be a whore but she's committed. Cadence makes love with everyone
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>>13024914
There was talk of it a while ago about a fightan game
I only remember Saffron on the list because of punching arms
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>>13024999
Furry originality is very nonexistent though, all furries ever do is
1. mix two species
2. give it an atrocious color scheme
3. give it an edgy backstory
The only one of these bronies mostly don't do is 1
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>>13024998
>celestia doesnt even show up in the results
Ha, I knew that she's a pure maiden
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>>13025005

>tfw secret stram still probably buried in bookmarks
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>>13025029
Saffron is such a MISFIT ALWAYS READY TO BRAWL. LK IF YOU'RE HERE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE THAT DRAW
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>>13024973
No, pony's big butt makes pony's butt look big
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>>13025034
Oh, really? She was #48 when I looked earlier. Surprised they're shuffling about that much.
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>>13025027
>Fleur
>Committed
Then why was Fancypants in town to bang Rarara in too many ponkas?
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>>13025022
That's true, Fluffy made most art of Flufflepuff, the pink one though, so that character is kind of attributed to him, although it's almost entirely based on greentexts from mlpg, or rather, was.
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>>13024831
>Macrosaurus
Oh god
That faggot too?
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>Filenames all have gay porn in the title
Did you just google gay porn? You know google keeps those records for a few years right?
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>>13025043
Because he's the whore, duh
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>>13025008
Please don't say that. He will learn!
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why can't I find a job mlpg
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>>13025038
>>13025023
oh well that's original.

Also, have you just never been here before? We write greentext stories depicting exactly that. You're giving, like, 50% of the regulars here massive boners.

Apple-ly yourself.
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>literal gay porn spam
what
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>>13025041
Nevermind, apparently I saw a short version of the results. She's still at the end of the list, only Dinky is less slutty and she's a filly so that barely counts
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>>13025033
bronies do all of these
its just when it comes to ideas they would much rather redo idea rather then make new ones
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>>13025067
It's like I'm really back on /co/!
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>>13025060
How will he know whether it's gay porn or not if the filename isn't accurate?
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>>13025074
>>13025059
>>13025047
>>13025023
>>13025038
unf
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>>13025029
Damnit, I was all set to go "I've got that cap right here!" and then I realised it's on the computer I don't have access to.
I think Dayguard and Nightguard were in there too, along with the Knight and the Fawn.
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>>13025060
It also keeps records of the fact that you used them to shit on disgusting deviants fucking horses, so it's okay. Maybe your devotion will get you to Adeptus Arsestartes someday?
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>>13025064
Because Vim is shit.
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>>13025065
these aren't ponies, I can't boner to this
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>>13025022
Don't remeber if he came up with them, but he did draw a bunch of the ponies as fluffy
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>>13025067
>spamming fag central with gay porn
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>Spamming gay porn
>In MLPG

Know your enemies
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>>13025064
>shitty font
>black on dark green
>random black boxes that hide important information
0/10 resume would not hire
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>>13025082
I'm not mad, just offended that you put so little thought and effort into this

We're used to a slightly higher calibre spammists here.
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>>13025064
This actually makes me mad since I have a pretty solid resume imo and I can't even get a job at McDonalds
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>>13025074
You're killing me, anon. Stop making me boner like this
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I can only get off to feminine boys. I'm too hetero for this
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>>13025097
>>13025100
I only like homohorses though.
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I want /hm/ to leave.
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>>13025039
I want it
I NEED IT
in gif form, preferably
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>>13025115
>Tfw only Bi for sentient non humans

I couldn't see myself fucking a human male
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>>13025113
I want some twink bottoms with big dicks
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i have flaming homolust frequently, but i find gay porn to be rather repulsive bonerkill material.
is this normal?
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>>13025115
unf
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Wow, the piss is so strong today I feel the need to tripcode. Sure is summer in here.

Please don't mind the secure tripcode, I already know I'm a jerk.
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>>13025126
If I knew shit about rendering, I'd totally do this. Also Trixie Leblanc
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>>13025130
I feel the same way
I also feel the same way about hetero porn featuring real people
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>>13025130
It's normal for a straightfag
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>>13025138
>zone will never actually post here
>we'll never berate him into making a pony porn flash game
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>>13025138
Fuck you.

Not for the name
Not for the post
Not for the trip

for not typing all caps while posting Dan Vs. pony

.....yes I know its Karkat.
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>>13025086
Yeah I remember them being on there too
The roster actually sounded fun to play...
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>>13025145
Waifuing imaginary character is so much cleaner.
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>>13025152
It's BCS
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>Literally just get hard
>He stops

What a tease
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>>13025164
you say that about everyone
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>>13025151
>>13025152

It's a bad feeling know that the eponymous one will never make a pony porn flash game however I have folders and folders of carefully sorted unfs to help heal the wound left behind!
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>>13025162
She's not imaginary, she just hasn't found a way to reach me yet!
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Pony just saw you
Pony is scared
What do?
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>>13025152
>Equating Karkat to Dan
Dan's proactive as fuck. He rants, then he gets up and brings hell on the thing he hates, or at least tries.
All Karkat does is bitch at everyone.
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I quite like the music one!
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>>13025162
>tfw you'd fuck your imaginary friend
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>>13025175
panic and flee
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>>13025168

Not him but BCS tries to wave around names of people she interacts with who are more popular than her in an attempt to impress us.

Needless to say it fails.
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>>13025145
i sorta feel the same too. typical mainstream stuff is generally shit.
when it comes to gay i just have too specific tastes i guess.
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>>13025183
It's true.
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>>13025175
Chase her around while yelling angrily.
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You guys should try posting ponies! It's fun!
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>>13025195
>ponies
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>>13025178
The Foster world was so goddamn fucked up. Why the hell wasn't everyone dead because of stupid kids that made their imaginary friends so fucked up that they killed everything around them by just existing.

Goddamn kids with no imagination.
I mean seriously they lived in a world where imagination was the most powerful thing in existence.
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http://derpibooru.org/407139
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>>13025195
ponies a shit
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>>13025198

Do you have any images of the flutterponies?
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>>13025207
Bweh
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>>13025214
nope
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>>13025195
ew gross
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>>13025198
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>>13025207

That series sucked.

I don't know what it is about furry artists but whenever they try to draw characters a couple and with dialogue it always comes across as off and artificial and terrible.

Oh wait.
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>>13025182
Both you and Pony flee, never to see each other again. You continue your nopony life till you die of old age

>>13025194
The pony only gets more and more frighten as you chase her and scream angrily at her.
Eventually some royal guards come to defend pony.
They are preparing to attack
What do?
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>>13025228
Strip naked and beg for mercy
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>>13025145
It's all just so plastic and clinical

It's too designed.
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>>13025228
Use my innate human skills at animal husbandry to tame these ponies.
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>>13025233
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>>13025206
>Billy you have to give up your friend
>NO DONT DO THIS TO ME
>I HATE YOU
>I WISH I COULD HAVE A BOMB FRIEND TO BLOW YOU ALL UP
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>>13025239

epik
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>>13025240
>Mfw this game
>mfw someone kept telling me to play it saying that my pony was waiting for me.
>Tfw I forgot his name
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>>13025239
>pinkiefags
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hi moot
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>>13025184
I know that feel, I only homo to 63 of my waifu
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>>13025244
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>>13025250
>>13025255
>you will never have access to Foolz Archive ßeta
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>>13025260
>63 waifu
The furthest I would go is a futa version of my waifu.
And even then I'd really hope that it is only temporary
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>falling for it
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>>13025198
>Not dogs
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>>13025276
>dogs with hands
fucking furfags
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>>13025269
Just open the link in a new tab dude.
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>>13025275
>implying people arent just joking around because they are bored
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>>13025243
Thing is imagine what adults could do
>I AM IMAGINING A IMAGINARY FRIEND THAT COULD PRINT MONEY THAT ARE IDENTICAL TO REAL MONEY

Really the cold war was probably like a kindergarten fight
>Well yeah my imaginary friend can fire nukes
>Oh yeah? Well my imaginary friend can make anti nuke shields
>Oh yeah? Well my imaginary friend's nukes can go trough your imaginary friend shield
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>>13025266

The fuck?
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>>13025279
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I've heard if you say his name 3 times, he comes to post in the thread!
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>>13025260
i started that way. that i went gay for so much that i came to the conclusion that i was repressing something, but still rather selective about it.
still love the pussy though and always will.
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>>13025284
>Error!
>Post not found
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>>13025289

Long ago some kind probably stabilized everything by imagining a friend that limits everyone else's friends.
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>>13025243
>>13025289

There'd be a council that would imagine the world as it was before, say, nuclear explosions.
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It's late at night when you're cuddling your waifu and your monster child. You're all warm and cozy but the clock ticks and you realize it's way past her bed time. Your demon baby tells you she doesn't want to go to bed because there might be monsters in her room, she wants to stay with you and your waifu for awhile. What do?
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>>13025289
The implications of Foster weren't fully explored at all. Imagine all the shit runing rampant in Foster's universe. Monsters in every kid's closet, murderous imaginary friends created by kids tormented by bullies. Unspeakable horrors created by people with big imaginations and incredible fears. Imagine the dark times, people burning "witches" all over the place.

Foster has so much room for grimdark it's not even funny.
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>>13025274

You wouldn't even huff his balls?
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>>13025274
>not preferring your waifu with a fat turgid marecock
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>>13025305
"There are monsters in the room, that's the problem. You're supposed to be sleeping in your bed, not ours"
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Tell me why Chrysalis had so many holes in her body? What happened to her?
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ROSS ROSS ROSS

BCS BCS BCS

NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS

NBS NBS NBS
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>>13025310
No, I prefer my waifu to stay female.
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Is Pinkie Pie really moot's favorite pony?

If so, then as someone that really like how Pinkie Pie trolls bronies and liking that fluffy pink hair more than is healthy, I can really get behind that sentiment.
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>>13025227
I'm gonna hand around bars and shit to improve my ability to write realistic dialogues.
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>>13025300
Weird, the post's not in the archive but whatever.
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>>13025315
>summoning the four riders of shitposting
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>>13025314
Discord poured an inkwell over the flutterponies homeland turning them from beautiful creatures to horrible mutants
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Why aren't we talking about the comics?

By which I mean the true S3.
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>>13025274
But it's pretty much the same thing
Just he'll always want to do anal
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>>13025315
WHOA THERE ANON
ONE OF THOSE ARE WORSE THEN THE OTHERS
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>>13025315
NO
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>>13025321
>picture

Eh, I'd keep a pet monkey if I could afford it.
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>>13025329

I want to hate ponies. But white ponies are my fetish.
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>>13025330
Because it instantly devolves into canon wars.
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>>13025325

Your pony is in another building. Left or Right?
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>>13025330
when the cmc micro was released we had an episode day-tier thread.
that was great.
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thank you scruffy
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>>13025321
Goofy and Pluto
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>>13025314
..fuck I'm drawing a blank.
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>>13025345

second
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>>13025312
EA pls, these are plebeians you're talking to.
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>>13025331
>But it's pretty much the same thing
not really
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>>13025232
The guards look at you for a bit before they immobilize you and take you to jail till they can see what to do with you.

>>13025237
The guards don't trust you. As you approach them they attack you. You are beaten quite a bit before being immobilized and taken to jail


You are now in jail. There's a creepy pony smiling and singing in the cell across yours. There's also a guard at the end of the hallway. He doesn't move, doesn't blink, doesn't do nothing.

What do
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>>13025337
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>>13025330

Yes I read this comic and enjoyed it very much. Because I am poor, I hoping to find some used ones on Ebay soon but I get made fun of for buying so many MLP things at my age... it's my collector's instinct then I have buyer's remorse.
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>>13025305
Get Twilight to set up the usual anti-monster shield.
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>>13025355
i'm not EA
but honored
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What pet would you like?
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>>13025314
She got rid of excess flesh.
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>>13025357
Now that I'm naked, get down on all fours and pretend to be a pony.
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>>13025366

Dash should have gone with the bat or the toucan.
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>>13025364
Nice to meet you, honored.
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>>13025255
Tomorrow is the worst theme for screencaps.
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>Dead catcus
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Ponies in my pants. I like that idea.
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>>13025158
Butterfly should be added to the roster
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>>13025366
that blue butt
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>>13025370
You aren't naked. You are wearing a jail uniform.
Do you still want to pretend to be a pony?
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>>13025373
Falcon was clearly the most fitting
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>>13025321
It really isn't.

like
>>13025336
said. If the theory of evolution was proven with another race and we got anthros, it would be the same connection. One type evolved and one type didn't. Therefore one type can actually choose to dominate the other.

Also posting this just cause
http://i.imgur.com/JN1Le4g.jpg
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>>13025376
>Tomorrow is the worst theme
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>>13025377
PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
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>>13025366
I want that yellow pony
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>>13025366
Dash has a gorgeous plot.
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>>13025289
This is like WH40k fanbase.
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>>13025386
No, the ruse won't work because ponies don't wear clothes.


Ask for my own clothes back, threaten that I'll do an embarrassing imitation of a pony if I don't get them back.
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>>13025330
fleetfoot so cute
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>>13025389
Tan pls
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>>13025378
Take care of it.
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What if the Diamond Dogs met Winona/
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>>13025405
ALL OF THE PONIES ARE CUTE
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>>13025357
Dropkick the door of the jail to bust out. Then challenge the guard to a wrestling match.
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>>13025400

Not really, the 40k fanbase is more like a storm of precedents as opposed to making stuff up.

And then devolving into a bitchfit about which precedents cancel out which.
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>>13025389
For screencaps.
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>>13025420
I don't get it
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>>13025415
>implying
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>>13025420
>Dead butterfly
>>
Hey OP, I'd contribute more, but people have me blocked. Maybe I'll come up with another nick. Until then, I'm either anon or dead air.
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>>13025434
I like Twist.
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>>13025428
It's bcs being insane again.
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>>13025434
Twist is cute in an ugly way
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>>13025438
hello there, dead air
why are people blocking you?
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>>13025434
Thwag
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>>13025438
Don't worry about the people who filtered you. They are just going to again and their opinion doesn't matter.
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>>13025445
Humble is the word you are looking for.
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>>13025432
Already one of my favorite images but I don't know why
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>>13025404
You try to call the guard. He doesn't respond. You scream that you want your cloths back. He doesn't move or even acknowledge you.
You then threaten that if you don't get your clothes you will make an embarrassing imitation of a pony. He still doesn't even blink.
The pony in the cell across you hits you with a small pebble and tells you to shut up before he resumes singing.

>>13025417
You hit one of the jail bars. As you do that you can only feel pain in your leg. You say ouch.
The bar you hit remains silent and the guard doesn't do anything.
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>>13025377
oh god that hole

imagine what kind of smelly substance might rot inside that thing~

im so unfed
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>>13025432
>she'll never hold your hand
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>>13025454
or homely
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>>13025438
Maybe you should contribute mostly things people want to see and keep your fat concepts to your /art/ thread, Ross
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>>13025446
They see me as an icon of all that is bronytastic, though my contributions were well received until I revealed my dual identity.
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>>13025466
What about homeless?
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>>13025458
darf pls write
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>>13025467
Wrong. I contribute short fanfiction, the kind that fits in one or two posts. Stories that tug on the loose threads of canon. Stories that fulfill what the show won't. (Not clop, btw.)
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>>13025469
People are going to hate no matter what you do.
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>>13025456
"You asked for it"

Get down on all fours and start making pony gestures. Like kicking your front legs, whinnying, snickering, the whole shebang, and then just start blowing raspberries at the guard. Maybe if he's lucky I'll relent.
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>>13025469
Lamar?
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>>13025469
if that were true then it should be easily verifiable in the archive
Who are you and what did you contribute?
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Were appealing pony butts unavoidable? Was there anything they could have done to deter people from liking them?
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>>13025479
that sounds dumb as fuck
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>>13025414
Wow, there's not a single picture with Winona and any of the Dogs on Derpiboo.ru, apart from massive group pictures. Not even the one you've just posted is there.
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>>13025477
>darf fucks a dead pony in a rotting cactus carcass
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>>13025458
If it doesn't fit, make it fit.
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giant throbbing glistening stallion vaginas
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>>13025484
*slaps forehead*

You're right, of course. I forgot one of the central tenets of 4chan: Haters Gonna Hate.

Thanks for helping me get my head out of my ass, anon. Soon I will write more.

But not yet. Right now I go to work. Bye.
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>>13025432
why is she so cute

>>13025463
pls no
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>>13025456
Fuck this. I'll just wait for one of the princesses to show up.
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>>13025492
no
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>>13025420
>>13025435
Buttershy a shit
Moth erryday
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>>13025499
Ikr what the hell. They should totally be fucking
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>>13025508
I prefer it when gender matches sex
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>>13025479
sparkler, rape is not a loose thread of canon
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>>13025492
Clothing
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>>13025516
>he
>his
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>>13025499
is that cloned dork?
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>>13025522
>Not wanting to pound Caramel's winking boypussy
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>>13025522
They always match
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>>13025511
Every time I see this image I think of Anon showing Lyra his boner and is teasing her with it.
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>>13025509
>*slaps forehead*

*tips fedora*
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Anyone knows that video link that has Applebloom say her name a bunch of times?
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>>13025530
yep
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>>13025516
Oh fuck
I remember that string of tweets.
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>>13025541
no, but if I had to guess I would say you're referring to this video?
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>>13025534
>being a philistine
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>>13025539
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>>13025537
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>>13025541
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs
Literally hte first result when you type ''applebloom'' in the search bar, you buffoon.
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>>13025549
>string of tweets
For some reason I read that as "swing of teats"
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>>13025485
You get on your fours and start neighing wildly. The guard isn't impressed. Before you can do anything else two more pebbles hit you in the face. The pony in the cell across you once again tells you to shut up and then points to a small mountain of pebbles in his cell, clearly as a warning.

>>13025514
You decide to calmly wait. After a few hours two guards enter followed by Mayor Mare. They all stop in front of you. The mayor is clearly angry. She asks what you are, why are you in Ponyville and why did you attack a pony for no reason.
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>>13025549
Tell me more, the wise one!
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>>13025554
>not being a phallustine
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>>13025557
>I'm going to jam it in riiiiight now
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>>13025557
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>>13025553
>>13025561
Thank you. Have an apple.
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takin FIVE REQUESTS COME AND GET THEM
no fat
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>>13025576
Skinny femrover
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>>13025576
Twilight and Rarity cuddling
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>>13025562
>>>/something something milky way/
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>>13025563

Warn him that you've been involved in numerous pebble wars and you have over 300 confirmed kills

Grab the pebbles he threw at you and start hitting him with them
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>>13025576
Dash in glorious Arstotzka
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>>13025576
Flower trio overreacting
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>>13025576
Celestia and Fluttershy cuddling.
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>>13025576
BIG PEGASUS CUDDLING LITTLE PEGASUS
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>>13025518
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>>13025576
>no fat
cries
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>>13025541
Applebloom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs
Sweetie Belle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=947ttGjevP8
Scootaloo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XRHyOvNyc
All three: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5dNC5SV7gE
Bonus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUTfmW4ZFl0
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>>13025576
draw a tub of lard
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>>13025565
Rarity pls
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>>13025529
Dude
Twilight's a guy
Didn't you know?
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>>13025564
http://thenewsjunkie.com/twitter-user-gets-vibrator-stuck-in-his-ass-live-tweets-hospital-visit/
Don't mind the content aggregator, it's the first link I found.
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>>13025576
draw Sunsetshimmer with crown
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>>13025516
if this wasn't a man it would be kind of hot
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>>13025563
Tell her I'm a psychic alien and that that pony offended me because of differences in culture.

To convince her of my psychic abilities, I'll tell her that the grey dye she uses is very nice.
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Remember to shower and bush teeth everyday MLPG!
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>>13025573
>rarity fabulous
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>>13025576
rarity trying to hula hoop
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>>13025618
can i tree teeth?
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>>13025607
>OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS
Fucking gold
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>>13025466
homely means ugly
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>>13025619
WOWZA
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>>13025619
THAT'S DISGUSTING
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>>13025619
>rarity not fabulous
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>>13025619
>avantgarde fashion
>not fabulous
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Hi

MY name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is_______________________
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>>13025632
>THE NURSE
I like the sound of this
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>>13025635
>>13025638
that's actually rediv
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>>13025633
Yes, yes it does
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>>13025650
not buying it
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>>13025646
CHKH CHKH WORST PONY
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here are the winners thanks for playing
>>13025580 >>13025587 >>13025588

>>13025579
got a ref?

>>13025586
what's arstotzka even look like?
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>>13025646
TOWAILAI-TSU
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>>13025646
TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
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>>13025646
HI BRONIES DO YOU LIKE PONIES
HI BRONIES DO YOU LIKE PONIES
HI BRONIES DO YOU LIKE PONIES
WANNA SEE ME STICK A 9 INCH DICK THROUGH EACH ONE OF THEIR HOLIES?!

WANNA COPY COPY COPY ME?!
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>>13025656
believe it
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>>13025658

WILL THE REAL WORST PONY PLEASE STAND UP
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>>13025646
TWILIE!
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>>13025646
TWOLOT SPOKLO
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>>13025650
Source or GTFO
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>>13025644
I have avant garde. It's all LOOK AT ME I'M DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS I SHOULD DO LAWL
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>>13025673
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>>13025633
lol
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>>13025661
>what's arstotzka even look like?
Typical soviet border control center
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>>13025676
>GTFO
i've come the wrong decade son
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And Celestia says:
NOTHING YOU IDIOTS. CELESTIAS DEAD! SHE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT! (HAHA)
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>>13025670
that doesnt look at all like the pics she has on her tumblr
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>>13025661
[DETAINED]
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>>13025618
thanks colgate
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>>13025680
Come on anon, avant-garde is fun.
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>>13025691
Haha, wow! You sure are cute, Luna!
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>that Debussy on google

I have never felt so chill.
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>>13025691
> CELESTIAS DEAD!
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>>13025673
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>>13025713
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>>13025684
>shining armor aggressively gives twilight a hornjob.gif
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What would you like drawn, MLPG?
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>>13025705
You could have linked to any playthrough of Papers Please but you picked the yogscast one
why
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>>13025704
It might be but I can't take it seriously. Doing the exact opposite of anything is just as bad as doing that thing to begin with.
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>>13025721
This but with Anon.
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>>13025585
You stand up and look into his eyes. Both of you just stare at each other for 10 minutes. You then warn him to stop, telling how you're part of a secret elite squad of pebble fighters in your own homeworld, how in your campaign in Pebbleistan you had over 300 confirmed kills, how you used to be known as Flintstone, father of Pebbles.
As proof you take one of the pebbles and throw it, hitting his pebble mountain in such a way that it all collapses covering his cell floor with pebbles.
He isn't even phased. He continues to stare at you.
You take the other pebbles and hit him in the face.

The guard comes, opens his cell door and moves him in another cell at the other end of the hallway.

You are still in jail. There are no pebbles left in your cell. What do?

>>13025613
The mayor is shocked for a moment before becoming even more angry. She than makes a sign to the guards who proceed to open the cell door.
You can attack them or let them proceed. What do?
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>>13025721
cute featherweight
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>>13025721
fat cheerilee
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>>13025721
>lyra cum inflation
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>>13025721
>>13025731
And it better say ''Hot Monkey Dick''
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>>13025721
Luna tied up on the floor
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>>13025723
My aplogize. It was the first result from google.
Something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ4cg0s53oY
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>>13025706
>>13025711
THERE'S A MILLION PONES JUST LIKE ME
WHO CUSS LIKE ME, WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK LIKE ME, TROT TALK AND ACT LIKE ME, AND JUST MY BE THE BEST PONY BUT NOT QUITE ME!
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>>13025721
stallions frotting
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>>13025707
Much better
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>>13025741
It should also have ponies looking at the movie poster with various reactions: shocked, aroused, disgusted, etc.
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>>13025724
It's not necessarily doing the opposite, but doing something more than what's usual. something new, promising, exciting. They just want to bring us forward.
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>>13025745
>you'll never surprise Luna by slapping her ass while she's in that position
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>>13025732
Yell down the hall "Yeah! You better run!" so that the pony is aware of his cowardly retreat.


There's nothing left to do now though so wait for someone to get you out I guess. Has to happen sometime, right?
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>>13025758
Of course not.

She'd never be surprised!
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>>13025732
Let them proceed. Tell them that I'm a US citizen and that any harm that befalls me will have dire consequences. Also ask them if there is any oil in this land.
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>>13025691
so shes locked in your basement or dead?
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>>13025745
>you will never get on Luna's strong back and ride her like a real horse

This is all I really want out of life
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>>13025765
I still want to leave a nice imprint of my hand on that ass
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>>13025765
One more for good luck
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>>13025774
>You will never wear her like a back pack
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>>13025774
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>>13025774
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ruDaAthnU
I can imagine this
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>>13025779
>you will never carry your shoe change in her squeaky clean asshole and the books in her vagina
>she'll never whimper because of the feeling of the books brushing against her clit
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>>13025756
I'm talking about shit like this.
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>>13025670
>reverse google search
>albert einstein tout le monde est un génie
What

What
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>>13025798
>anon doesn't even complete his project
>bitches about being placed with other failures
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>>13025798
>To this day, symbolism as a concept just pisses me the fuck off
Man, I wonder how many aneurysms that dude had while studying still lifes.
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>>13025787
>You will never get with a small group of MLPG luna fags and sing this to Luna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaaW2eKRdBs

This is my favorite version of this song
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>>13025787
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFBRJFN3p8
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>>13025762
You finally calm down. Eventually the door opens, and Mayor Mare and two guards enter. The guard that has been here tells her that during your stay you only caused trouble and have been very agitated and tells her to be careful. She nods and orders the two guards to subdue you.
You can hear them coming. What do?

>>13025767
You only now notice that one of the guards is a Unicorn. Before you manage to tell them about the great land of the free the unicorn guard casts a spell that knocks you out.

You later wake up. You are tied to a chair, barely able to move. At the side of the room you see the Mayor sitting on a chair, reading a book. It seems to be a dye catalog.
You also see the two guards, guarding what seems the only entrance to the room.

What do.
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>>13025782
Holy shit
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>>13025822
pretend to be sleeping by the time they get to the door
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>>13025818
>>13025820
Sinatra mind
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>>13025798
It's not symbolism, it's just a guy trying to suck his own dick.
Also that tail suck ass. Just because he spent days and days working on it doesn't mean it's good.
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>>13025822
Wait for the congress to declare war on Equestria.
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>>13025840
>Just because he spent days and days working on it doesn't mean it's good.

Story of my life
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>>13025820
Thank you.
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>>13025849
This short makes me tear up everytime.
And its not even when she cries. Its the ending.
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>>13025857
What is it? I've never seen it but the animation looks great.
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>>13025798
>tfw doing a group project
>get stuck with the two biggest fuckups in class
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>>13025849
As long as someone likes it, it's probably worth it.
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>>13025868
The ballad of nessie
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>>13025871
>get paired with a friend and some guy I don't know
>the guy I don't know doesn't respond to any mails or messages I send him
every time
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>>13025868
Disney's The Ballad of Nessie.

Google it. Its up on Youtube and I'm lazy
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>>13025868
Of course it does. It's made by people who busted their ass at traditional animation to get into Disney who now only get to DO traditional animation like twice a decade.
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>>13025881
It's sad that real great animation gets overlooked for the stuff that sells.
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>>13025832
You quickly jump in the bed and pretend to sleep. You hear the guards stop and the door unlocking. You don't know if they have been fooled or not by your clever ruse but they don't seem to care.
What do?

>>13025842
You silently sit on the chair waiting for the Congrees to declare war on Equestria and come rescue you. You can already see it.

Lines of tanks advancing, destroying everything in their path and leaving behind them a trail of McDonald restaurants and car wash businesses ran by large breasted women wearing only bikinis.
You can almost taste all that FREEDOM and LIBERTY.


You suddenly snap out of your dream as you hear the door opening and see Twilight and Spike entering the room.

What do
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>>13025879
never rely on email in emergencies. always get people's phone numbers and if you need something, call.
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>>13025879
>get paired with lazy fat bastard everyone knows
>Say they'll do their part
>Never do
>end up having to turn it in late and do his part for him
>teacher still gives full credit

It happened twice. After that I just took his name off the project. He failed the class. Fuck him.
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>>13025891
Now talk in your sleep. About how you're sorry about everything you've done, about how you miss your family, abut how miss your friends, about how your miss your home. Continue to fake-sleep
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>>13025887
>tfw tangled could have been 2D hand drawn

You should have seen the concept art
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hey guys
21 hours left for the enrichment center prompt
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>>13025911
rose pls
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>>13025895
My prof actually offered an incentive to anyone who wanted to switch from one of the other teams to mine because she knew I was in a shitty situation and no one took the offer.

I ended up doing enough research to present the whole thing myself but one of the other guys wanted to go first and ended up using 15 of our 40 minutes bullshitting. I hated him so much.
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>>13025895
>>He failed the class. Fuck him.
>that sweet sweet feel of revenge
Got assigned to a group with 5 others, neither of them ever did their shit so I had to work for 6.
Did it for 3 weeks, then told the Prof about it - all of them got booted and I didn't have to do any further assignments but got my exam admission right away
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>>13025915
That is an incredibly stupid horse.
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>>13025915
>One entry
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>>13025891
Ask them if they are here to negotiate surrender.
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>>13025915
How many entries do you have yet?
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>>13025923
I know right?
>>13025930
about three
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>>13025925
He doesn't advertise it much. So no one knows about it
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>>13025911
Actually Tangled was going to use some new technology that Keane was really excited about but Lasseter pulled the plug because it was too expensive.

Fuck Lasseter. He has become the Lucas of Disney/Pixar.
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>>13025935
>three
Neo-MLPG, the piss, the move, et cetera
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>>13025938
Na, it's just that people are too lazy to actually do the prompts. He has enough drawfags who signed up for it
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>>13025939
Do you have any insight as to what the technology was?
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>>13025938
I'm still trying to
next prompt might change that
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>>13025857
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YqzYHAfg34
>it's okay to cry
Fuck I teared up.
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>>13025939
>Fuck Lasseter

FUCK YOU.

No but really. I could believe Lass didn't want to waste that technology on a Rapunzel remake. Also I find it hilarious that Pixars name is no where on Planes
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>>13025911
I've yet to see Tangled.
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>>13025975
It isn't that great
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>>13025909
You start mumbling in your sleep. The guards quickly get in a defensive position till they realize that you're still asleep. They ignore everything you say and tie you up. One of them steps out of the cell and calls the Mayor telling that everything is safe while the other starts nudging you to wake up.
What do.

>>13025926
Twilight and Spike were heading towards the mayor before they are startled by you. You proceed to ask them if they are here to negotiate surrender. Twilight and Spike look at you confused while the mayor gets up and asks you about what surrender are you talking about.
What do you tell them.
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>>13025895
Fuck people who don't do their part in a group project
I'm an extremely lazy fuck and I still do my part as good as I can while coordinating the group
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This picture has been too long in the making. Here's some characters for SmutAnon's Celestia Quest!
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>>13025946
>>13025951
nah its my fault
I didn't nag them enough at first, because I am very uncomfortable nagging others
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>>13025981
Plan B, continue staying asleep.
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>>13025991
omni hey omni
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>>13025986
Neat!

...What's Celestia Quest and who is this?
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>>13025999
?
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>>13026005
fuck you____________________________________
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>>13026005
Skullgirls
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>>13025986
>black and red
That ones ironic, yes?
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>>13026005
I want to stick it in your bum
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>>13025981
Educate these poor fools about DEMOCRACY and FREEDOM.
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>>13026004
Quests found here: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
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>>13026011
>>13026018
>
>>13026014
oh?
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>>13025974
Lasseter is responsible for Cars. Fuck him.

And Planes is being made by Disney, not Pixar. Since Lasseter is in charge of both, I blame him for everything forever.

I feel like we're back in the '90s with Eisner's direct-to-video cheapquels, only now they're being made by the main Disney staff.
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>>13026004
Celestia Quest is a quest that a guy from MLPG runs once or twice a week. You can find previous entries here, if you're interested: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/CelestiaQuest/CelestiaQuest.html

The pony is Rose, and she's basically just a huge bitch and my favorite character.
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>>13026014
>7.7k 1 meter bnb combo
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>>13026025
Do you have it yet
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>>13025880

She's cute
And kind of chubby
She'd look cuter with more
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>>13026036
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>>13026039
____no
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>>13026034
>she's basically just a huge bitch and my favorite character

FUCK OFF TO CELESTIADAILY GOATHISTO
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>>13025998
The guard starts nudging you harder. Meanwhile the mayor arrived in the cell. The guard explains that you aren't waking up.
Do you still continue to sleep?

>>13026019
You start rambling about the history of the great nation of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. All the ponies in the room listen to you carefully with Twilight taking notes. Eventually as you enumerate the names of all the sailors on Columbus' ship, Mayor Mare gets sick of this and stuffs a rag in your mouth. She then asks again about what surrender and tells you to get to the point, before taking the rag out of your mouth.

You can see Twilight is a bit disappointed by this interruption and puts her notepad away.

What do you say.
>>
Pony wants you to know that everything is going to be okay.
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>>13026057
I'LL MAKE MY OWN WEBSITE
THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
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>>13025985
Reminds me that failed project MSOB is still running.
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>>13026069
t-thanks pony
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>>13026069
Yes, I can prove you're not guilty, pone.
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>>13026069
Pony always knows how to brighten my day.
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>>13026070
>The Daily Goat
>You're one stop about everything goats
>Goat then proceeds to roleplay one of Iron Will's goats in MLPG
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>>13024813
>I'd throw money down for a Princess Bitch game with explicit bad ends of course
if only I was a good programmer
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>>13026066
Tell them that as a citizen of the US of A, I have the right on freedom. Seeing how I was denied that right, liberation from the US army is inevitable.
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>>13026085
It isn't hard to learn! Just takes time.
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>>13026085
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>>13026085
If only you could learn UI Design.
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>>13026092
the good news is that a pretty good h-game maker guy is releasing a "platform" for such games, so it'll basically come down to just building levels and making animations
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>>13026066
Make them aware that you have woken up by reciting that pebble 300 confirmed kills speech again, they need to be warned.
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>>13026085
The real question is is it fun?
Also I'm sure some people might offer their skills if you asked for help.
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>>13026073
I feel bad for that. I was too busy for a while but I want to get back into it.
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>>13026053
Do you...do you want it
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>>13026085
I discovered Sky Den yesterday and I'm loving it

Very well done
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>>13026085
>QTEs
if only you were a good designer
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>>13026119
I don't see why you couldn't. Maybe you putting effort into it will compel others to do the same. Just give it your best shot and whatever happens happens.
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>>13026073
what project is that?
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>>13026088
The mayor and Twilight both look confused. Twilight asks what is the US of A while the mayor tells you to keep it short or else.

>>13026110
Both guards cup as you wake up. The mayor stars asking you questions but before she can finish the first one you start reciting the pebble speech. Before you reach the 300 confirmed kills part one of the guards puts his hoof at your moth and tells you to shut up and listen and respond to the Mayor's questions and only that.
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>>13026138
http://mlpg.co/art/res/2737.html
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>>13026148
Fiiiiiine
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>>13026148
Both guards back up*
Don't know what the hell happened there.
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>>13026148
"Greater than not knowing the USA."
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>>13026119
Ross quit that project 1 week after joining after promising he will do something spectacular that would put all drawfags to shame.
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With some effort, you could probably look snazzy too.
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>>13026125
Thanks! I'm glad you're enjoying it.
I've started on the sequel.
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>>13026197
Damn, how many projects do you have?
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>>13026195
I do put effort in
I've just got absolutely no confidence so none of it matters to anyone
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>>13026169
You nod in agreement. The guard smiles and backs up. The mayor then asks you who you are, what you are, why are you here and why did you attack a pony for no reason.

>>13026178
Again the ponies are confused. The Mayor once again tells you to explain what surrender were you talking about and tells you that this is your last chance.
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>>13026214
All the projects.
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>>13026214
like 50
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>see everybody talking about projects and getting stuff done
>open my folder of incomplete stuff
OH GOD
IT HURTS
WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
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>>13026195
I simply don't care enough
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>>13026235
are you writing a book
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>>13026235
Do you think you like the idea of the project more than actually completing it?
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>>13026238
>Want to work on my projects
>Too busy with college and wasting time
>Don't want to cut into either of them
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pony thinks you're so fucking special
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>>13026123
sure
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>>13026195
What if I already do?
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>>13025986
Huh, that's pretty different to how I imagined Rose. That does suit her character a lot more, though.

>>13026004
The others linked the dropbox, but in summary:
Twilight's been kidnapped by anti-royalists, Celestia and Luna are roaming about the south of Equestria trying to find her, Anon gets dropped into the middle of it all and has to help with the find and rescue mission, find a way home for himself, and not destroy all of Equestria in the process.
It's ostensibly a waifu quest, but the focus has been much more on adventure and intrigue so far.
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>>13026226
Anonymous
Legion
I don't know
She tried to run after insulting me
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>>13026273
I'm only 1in200
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>>13026281
>find a way home
Why would you even want to go home when you can hang out with Celestia instead?
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>>13026197
There's just something magical about being able to interact with your characters like that, no matter how simple it is

>sequel
>
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>>13026306
Because the Guardian is an asshole who is trying to force us to leave.
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>>13026273
I'm hoping that they are using the F word for emphasis rather than sarcasm.
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>>13026273
but im a diamond dozen
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>>13026326
Fuck the Guardian
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>>13026328
pony wishes pony was special
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>>13026306
Because you are overvaluing an imaginary relationship rather than facing reality.
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>>13026342
Pony is a damn princess, how much more special could she become?
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>>13026342
Pony has cutie mark
Pony has talent and meaning
Most humans don't have that
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I just had pony butt fuck me in the shower, what have you done with your life?
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>>13026351
I have to face reality every day it sucks
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>>13026353
>>13026355
that is kind of you to say
but pony is a creep
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>>13026351
But my legs work in this dimension.
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>>13026365
pony could creep on me any time she wants
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>>13026357
Nice to know SB but your still a creep.
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I'm hungry.
Feed me.
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>>13026288
The mayor asks what a Legion is. She als tells you that the pony you attacked had a different story. The pony said that you appeared out of nowhere. She was scared and then for no reason you proceeded to chase her while screaming at her angrily.
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>>13026380
Eh. You're cute.
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>>13026351
Oh fuck of Mrache. Who the hell let you in this world anyway,
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>>13026380
Do you eat dick yogurt? I got plenty of the that.
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>>13026380
I HATE YOU
YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD
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>>13026380
>ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
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>>13026380
okay
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>>13026096
What kind of filename is that
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Would you love pony even if she was still racist against zebras?
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>>13026383
>what a Legion is
We are.

Also my culture considers staring and fleeing a deep insult on a personal level. I would be willing to apologize if she is.
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>>13026417
I'm racist to zebras as well, so yes.

We get along just fine.
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>>13026403
>62 hours rendering this shit

I hope it was on a different computer!
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>>13026403
>rediv's heaven
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>>13026403
>that long dong at the end
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>CMC spotlight

How long before porn of Imp changing into various sex toys for the CMC's use?
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>>13026417
Yes.
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>>13026450
Jailbait already drew one.
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>>13026403
>That one gigantic dong
10/10
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>>13026471
That was Jailbait?
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Pony wants to sing you a song.
http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>13026432
The mayor apologizes on behalf of the pony. She then tells you that ponies never encounter a specimen like you. She tells you that Princess Twilight is on her way to see you and tells you to follow her. As you walk towards the exist she asks if getting naked while begging for mercy is also part of your culture.
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>>13026499
>pony being new at the internet
Frightening prospect, really
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>>13026380
I'd give Chrysalis my love if she gave me a pet changeling to look after
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>>13026499
pony is an impetuous lout.
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Good night everyone, I'm going to snuggle my non-existent pony in bed, then cry myself to sleep because she's not there.

__;_;__
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>>13026506
No, but seeing as how the all the ponies here are naked, I thought it would help my case.
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>>13026523
Do you think Changelings are intelligent or are they dumb so their queen does all the thinking for them?
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>>13026527
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Bljbe4mfs
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>>13026450
>implying that Rarity and Twilight aren't the only ones that figured that use for Imp
>implying they din't spend all those days trying to figure out how to steal Imp
>Implying they didn't team up and returned to Imp's home to take her and her mother and use them for various experiments.
>implying that wasn't the start of the Bad Dragon website in Equestria and Twilight and Rarity aren't swimming in a pool of dildos and money while thinking of other things Imp could transform in
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>>13026403
>Braeburned.avi
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>>13026541
They seem rather normal in the comic. Average pony intelect.
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>>13026195
I already look snazzy. Snazzy enough to steal your pony waifu
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>>13026541
they just need a guiding hand
>chrysalis dump thread
>duplicate file errors everywhere
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>>13026529
You eventually reach the Mayor's office. There Twilight is waiting for you. The Mayor tells her everything you told her. After looking a bit at you she then explains to the Mayor the events of EqG and tells her that you're probably from there. She can't explain how you got here or why you aren't a pony but that the portal will eventually open and they can send you back home.
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>>13026195
why bother
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>>13026601
Is that Ronnie?
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>>13026592
Explain that I'm definitely not from a world where everyone's skin is technicolor.

If I WAS from EqG, don't you think I would've turned into a pony when I passed through the mirror? Check mate atheists.
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>>13026380
Do you want cheese or something? I've also got some of this.
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>>13026610
of course
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>>13026631
What an absolute bro
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>>13026590
Report the thread because they aren't supposed to even be up.
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>>13026635
look how fucking fat his cat is.
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>>13026628
>you will never soothe your sunburns with bughorse goo
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Fuck that, I'd keep the pones for myself.
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>>13026592
Explain that I'm not from whatever crazy suburban highschool world she believes I'm from and demand an apology from the pony who was responsible for insulting you then putting you in jail
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>>13026471
>>13026450

This?
>duplicate file entry
>>13024033
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>>13026660
>fedora, reddit shirt, and manpurse
LEL
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>>13026660
HA! I GET IT BECAUSE REDDIT IS FULL OF FEDORA-WEARING RETARDS

I mean I don't even like reddit but jesus christ, tumblr.
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>>13026648
He probably feeds him nuggets.
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>>13026680
tumblr is just as retarded as leddit
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>>13026611
A voice in your head calls you a retard that isn't capable of reading while a green text preceded by a "greater than"sign saying "She can't explain how you got here or why you aren't a pony" flashes for a second in front of you.

Twilight is confused because f you're not from the EqG world she doesn't know from where you are. She says that she will announce Celestia about you and leaves. The Mayor then proceeds to explain to you who Celestia is and tells that you should look more presentable for her. Unfortunately she doesn't have cloths for you so she calls a guard and tells him to bring Rarity here.

>>13026661
Twilight is confused because you're not from the EqG world she doesn't know from where you are. She says that she will announce Celestia about you and leaves. The Mayor asks you if that pony apologizing is really necessary because she already apologized for her.
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>>13026660
what the hell is this even supposed to mean
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somebody loves you
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>>13026682
>Ronnie
>sharing nuggets
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What if pony acted like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiierMK8GM0
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>>13026660
Hey, look at his wrists. That probably means the ponies have got a huge hole.
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>>13026699
lyra spit that out, you don't know where its been
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>>13026711
That Dash butt is amazing.
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>>13026690
Does that pony even know you apologized for her? You can't just apologize for someone else. It's not sincere!
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>>13026450
>>13026550
Oh, I think the CMC know how to use Imp...
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>>13026711
>no wings on Twilight
BEEFED
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>>13026711
hnnnnnnng
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>>13026711
cute
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>>13026711
>that butt
Beautiful
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>>13026703
>human Pinkie Pie
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>>13026711
what's with all the rainbowbutts lately anyways
she seems like the least likely pony to sport a butt like that
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>>13026711
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>>13026680

What's your point?
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>>13026711
GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN BUTT
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>>13026699
but it's not the person that i love
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>>13026760
Papers, pls
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>>13026760
DENIED
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>>13026771
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>>13026762
I'm not entirely sure, all I know is that I hate tumblr more than reddit.
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>>13026778
HAHAHA
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>>13026717
The mayor tells you that the name of the pony you scared is Fluttershy and she's a "delicate" case. She is still scared after the even and at her home. Again she asks if this is really necessary. If she knew what was actually happening she would certainly be sorry for all the trouble. Right now it would probably be for the best to let her recover before forcing another meeting with you.
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>>13026711
Thanks for the Fluttershy/Celestia cuddle! Its adorable!
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>>13026711
is that a Saffron?
nice Dashbutt
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>>13026779
I can't even look at redit for more than a few seconds without feeling sick.
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>>13026792
Fine. I'll just sit here with my hurt feelings. and wait for your pretty princess to arrive.
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>>13026778
I would let her pass.

She better be there for me when I am done working.
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>>13026797
you're welcome

>>13026798
it's apparently femrover
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>>13026778
I'd Rarity's pink vice.
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we beb
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>>13026818
The mayor promises that eventually Fluttershy and him will have a meting and she will must certainly apologize.
As for the Princess meeting it will take some time so it would be best for you to get prepared. And change your clothes to something more fitting for the occasion. She sends a guard to bring Rarity and tells you that she's the town's seamstress who makes incredible cloths and certainly she'll be able to make something formal for you.
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>>13026822
>it's apparently femrover
oh
but still nice
she's usually got an ass on her
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>>13026700
DYERTC?
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Do the guards fill in the role of police and firemen? I'm guessing there's not that much trouble to be ready for.
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>>13026855
Why do we have to dress but you guys get to walk around naked all of the time?
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pony has a rash she wants to show you
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pony has a crush and wants to kiss you
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>>13026858
>tfw no chikky nuggz
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>>13026944
>>13026952
At the same time?
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pony is fantasizing about married life with you
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>>13026944
>>13026952
This "Pony" character sure does have some quirks
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>>13026880
The mayor tells you that this is a special occasion and usually ponies put something on them for this. Even she will wear something.

Anyway Rarity arrives and after the Mayor explains to her the situations she analyzes you. After a while circling you she tells the mayor that you won't be a problem. She had Minotaur clients before and you're close enough. Just no hoof legs...or not nearly as muscular...and no horns...or snout. Anyway she takes you to the boutique and the mayor sends a guard with you just to be sure.

On the way to the boutique she tells you that she knows the perfect outfit for you and tells you to trust her because she heard Twilight what kind of cloths your people wear and she wasn't impressed. Actually she was kinda disgusted and wonders how her version could think any of that would look good. She then asks you if you meet her alternate version in her world.
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>>13026956
>tfw no chicked nuggers
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>>13026965
in your world*
Goddamn it.
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It's been four days since Rarity was accidentally body-swapped with Winona and the spell doesn't seem to be letting up. Twilight's promised to find a cure but Rarity's getting worried.
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>>13026975
Do I look like a horse vet?
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>>13026987
Who drew this?
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>>13026987
I...goddamn.
You know me and Rarity should have a talk. I mean it's been quite some time and it's still her body...right?
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>>13026990
But you've got the tool for the job.
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>>13027002
looks like braeburned's lines
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