[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / adv / an / asp / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / out / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / x] [rs] [status / q / @] [Settings] [Home]
Board
SettingsHome
4chan
/mlp/ - Pony

Your ad here
[Advertise on 4chan]

Posting mode: Reply
Name
E-mail
Subject
Spoilers[]
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this CAPTCHA. [Learn More]
File
[]
Password (Password used for deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • Japanese このサイトについて - 翻訳

You don't have to be a doctor to save lives.
Just donate blood.
It's safe. It's simple. And it saves lives.
[Advertise on 4chan]

I, for one, welcome our new Polish prostitute overlords.

PS: Follow @4chan and @moot on the Twitter for all sorts of exciting 4chan news!!!!!!!!!!!

File: 1377152765473.png-(600 KB, 822x827, shut it down.png)
600 KB
600 KB PNG
I've just recieved word that this is to be the last MLPG ever

use it wisely

Penultimate horse: >>13015440
>>
no
>>
File: 1377152835763.gif-(197 KB, 500x292, lyra EXTREME FLIP.gif)
197 KB
197 KB GIF
>>13019733
>>
File: 1377152844864.png-(333 KB, 1000x1000, 1375765194958.png)
333 KB
333 KB PNG
>>
>>13019733
>implying
>>
>>13019757
gimme the flutterbutter
>>
File: 1377152889192.gif-(44 KB, 400x400, 1376114691407.gif)
44 KB
44 KB GIF
spearmint thread woo woo
>>
>>13019757
Go on.
>>
File: 1377152920166.png-(119 KB, 550x767, fs31.png)
119 KB
119 KB PNG
>>13019766
>>13019772
>>
>>13019770
>tfw endii is ded and hats us
>>
File: 1377152952279.png-(744 KB, 964x768, 1373045310322.png)
744 KB
744 KB PNG
>>13019733
>>
>rape
>>
What would you do with a birthday pony?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oyZKR7Pgw
>>
File: 1377153001708.png-(273 KB, 750x750, SORRY.png)
273 KB
273 KB PNG
>>13019165
>>
>>13019751
>>13019753
>>13019757
>>13019762
>>13019766
>>13019770
>>13019772
>>13019775
>>13019777
>>13019783
>>13019789
>>13019797
>>13019801
sure is a lot of pony discussion going on here
>>
>>13019801

I AM DIE
>>
File: 1377153071850.gif-(197 KB, 500x500, Cooler Than Air Itself.gif)
197 KB
197 KB GIF
>>13019733
u tryin 2 ruse me?
>>
>>13019748
And then she wakes up
>>
>>13019674
>>13019685
>>13019700
>>
File: 1377153082932.png-(890 KB, 765x1079, GTA 5 mlp edition.png)
890 KB
890 KB PNG
>>13019807
Well fine then faggot.

You hype for GTA 5?
>>
I wish to sick on a tail dock
>>
>>13019807

>link a bunch of posts at the start of new horse

minimal fucking effort, you could hardly even call that an attempt.
>>
>>13019757
>that butt slapping against your hips as you thrust into her
>>
>>13019822

BOOFED IT
>>
File: 1377153164447.jpg-(9 KB, 960x539, image.jpg)
9 KB
9 KB JPG
>this is to be the last MLPG ever
>use it wisely
+1 to the image limit
+1 to the bump limit
0 contribution
>>
For those of you that don't leave MLPG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OoQ7PikoDA
Howard Stern at it again.
>>
File: 1377153199865.jpg-(93 KB, 500x667, 1367412293224[1].jpg)
93 KB
93 KB JPG
>>13019820
>Caring about AAA trash
>>
>>13019801
Eh.
>>
>>13019801
That is adorable
>>
>>13019757
I remember that rump!
>go to post fluttertrunk.png
>duplicate file
Oh...
>leads to fat pony thread
Oh!
>>
>>13019801
Wait, I just noticed they are missing cutiemarks
>>
>>13019838
[boop]ed it.
>>
>>13019801
d'aw
>>
>>13019852
>2013
>listening to Howard Stern

Really? People still do this?
>>
File: 1377153263938.gif-(1011 KB, 200x112, Buy a grand they say it n(...).gif)
1011 KB
1011 KB GIF
>>13019854
Yeah whatever m8 just go back to playing Fez and Papers Please then.
>>
>>13019822
It's just the hairless part of their tail near the base.

It'd probably just be kind of sensitive and you might feel it start to wag against your tongue while the pony moans.

Is that what you want?
>>
File: 1377153323826.png-(828 KB, 765x1079, 1375485438865.png)
828 KB
828 KB PNG
>>13019820
Here, anon. Have the even-superior version.
>>
>>13019882
yes
I want to gently nibble it
>>
>>13019876
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
>>
File: 1377153340566.jpg-(178 KB, 960x1280, 1358274875078.jpg)
178 KB
178 KB JPG
>>
File: 1377153349725.png-(111 KB, 447x460, 7f2.png)
111 KB
111 KB PNG
>>13019870
>>
File: 1377153374706.png-(256 KB, 1619x1457, Sweetie_Belle Cute Hug Ha(...).png)
256 KB
256 KB PNG
So since the CMC micro anything interesting happened?
>>
>>13019876
doesn't 0r0 still listen to him or something
>>
>>13019896
that guy was so chill he was great
>>
>>13019901

SHAMEFUL DISPRAY
>>
>>13019907
Lauren Faust gave birth to a satyr.
>>
File: 1377153423679.gif-(1.99 MB, 260x237, can not into en bloc clipazine.gif)
1.99 MB
1.99 MB GIF
>>13019877
>that tiny gif size and giant watermark
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>
>>13019852
>15 minutes

tl;dr please.
>>
>>13019896
d'aw...
>>
>>13019909

who the fuck cares what that faggot listens to
>>
anyone have the lyrical dissection of one of sogreatandpowerful's songs.
>>
>>13019901
At least your not forcing that doge meme
>>
File: 1377153444185.gif-(655 KB, 460x426, 1376529646930.gif)
655 KB
655 KB GIF
>>13019877
Yeah because if you don't care for AAA garbage you obviously like shit indie games like Fez.

Papers Please is at least interesting, GTA only exists to serve edgy teens and pre-teens power fantasy.

The best it's probably good for is graphic mods.

You are a cancer upon the medium.
>>
>>13019901
It's fine, we all make silly mistakes
>>
>>13019935
I don't.
>>
>>13019876
Someone tell Tara
>>
>>13019896
was that clown actually on first aid staff?
>>
File: 1377153488762.jpg-(197 KB, 1024x1024, nigga twil.jpg)
197 KB
197 KB JPG
>>13019889
Thanks.

The nigger Twilight is mine.
>>
File: 1377153520577.png-(410 KB, 2063x1393, 307153__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy.png)
410 KB
410 KB PNG
Fluttershy is the best
>>
what if you woke up and you were rose
>>
>>13019945
>that miscollored spot on her collar
>>
>>13019958
I'd figure out a way to transfer her artistic talent into my body when I switch back.
>>
>>13019891
pony's leg twitches
>>
>>13019954

>2.3
>best
>in any year
>>
File: 1377153587247.png-(232 KB, 800x600, 1353941097970.png)
232 KB
232 KB PNG
>>13019958
I would spend the day gathering bunnies to prank my flowerbuddies

also I would dress like a whore
>>
File: 1377153630930.png-(60 KB, 327x253, wizardfaec.png)
60 KB
60 KB PNG
>>13019847
I never got to be the awesome smut writing contributor I wanted to be for you guys and I'm sorry for shitting up your threads.
>>
>>13019921
>lol bronies are weird
>lets ask them about their sexual feelings
>so you like sex with pones
>thats weird
>hahaha celebrities
>impressions of ponies
>>
>>13019958
I would delete the tumblr and delete all contacts from skype.Call some of them fags and my bitches.

I would then sleep the day off and wake up back to normal. Watch the chaos and laugh.
>>
>>13019969
oh
I should probably stop then
I don't want to make pony uncomfortable
>>
>>13019983
It's okay Trixie
I will hug you anyway
>>
File: 1377153712854.png-(75 KB, 324x309, 1365657188901.png)
75 KB
75 KB PNG
>>13019970
3 years in a row, baby
>>
>>13019992
And once again Howard Stern wastes everyone's time.
>>
>>13019983
No you are not.
>>
>>13019983
Good that you realize it. Now shut up and write
>>
>>13019994
n-no
keep going
>>
File: 1377153733543.png-(207 KB, 200x198, 1352006002274.png)
207 KB
207 KB PNG
>>13019927
anyone?
>>
>>13019971
It's true she does look like a whore.
>>
>>13019993
You are horrible anon.
>>
>>13019927

What do you mean, dissection?
>>
http://lessonsinlycanthropy.tumblr.com/video_file/58949611480/tumblr_mrwijcEEQj1qawd4x

TARA STONK SHOWING HER TITS
LEL
SLUT
>>
>>13019983

You're so full of shit nernabo
>>
>>13020017
She always looks like a whore tough
>>
>>13020018
Oh shut up lighten up.
>>
>>13020021
nut big surprize
>>
>>13020021

That was not what I expected, in fact, it was better than I expected
>>
>>13020044
I thought you went back to the bat thread after the happening.
>>
File: 1377153919978.jpg-(52 KB, 450x604, boner boy.jpg)
52 KB
52 KB JPG
>>
>>13020035
>caring about gets
>at all
>>
File: 1377153927921.jpg-(151 KB, 1000x1200, tumblr_mq85d2cvBS1sboicbo(...).jpg)
151 KB
151 KB JPG
>>
File: 1377153935049.png-(321 KB, 764x1156, 1360218970170.png)
321 KB
321 KB PNG
Goodnight, MLPG.
>tfw no waifu to keep you warm through the night
>>
>>13020071
>responding
>when you should be reporting
>>
>>13020072

I would this gilda
>>
>>13020083
>greentexting
>not posting ponies
>>
>>13020021
oh shit that's great
>>
File: 1377154008639.png-(186 KB, 1000x1000, mlfw269_large.png)
186 KB
186 KB PNG
>>13020067
And THIS is why dance belts were created, horsefuckers. Don't be like that faggot. Wear a dance belt when you're wearing spandex.
>>
>>13020020
some anon picked apart and wrote out what every little thing in the song
>>
>>13020094
>
>not
>>
>>13020065
I go to a lot of places.
>>
>>13020094
>pony reports you to the guards
>you get to find out how many handjobs you can give in a day
>>
>>13020104

>dance belt

No idea what you're going on about
>>
File: 1377154053723.png-(245 KB, 868x711, 1354763654912.png)
245 KB
245 KB PNG
>>13020090
That Gilda is pretty nice.
>>
>Luke Skywalker will never call you a tool
>>
>>13020104
What if I want to show off my 7.5 inches?
>>
File: 1377154116162.jpg-(79 KB, 600x541, 1375389053189.jpg)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
>>13020122
god damn it
>>
>>13020122

What's mark even doing these days
>>
>>13020116
http://www.google.com/search?q=dance+belt

>>13020132
Nobody wants to see your dick in spandex.
>>
>>13019932
Video games themselves are a cancer.
>>
>>13020105

Oh! That's neat
I don't have it though sorry
Search the archive?
>>
Your 3rd favorite pony demands you lick their ponenut
>>
>>13020148
This.

Why aren't you drawing?
>>
>>13020170
but I don't want to sexual a pony at all.
>>
>>13020170
ok
>>
>>13020140
Dude.

Joker.
>>
>>13020140
Be old?
>>
>>13020174
They also prevent the adoption of superior operating systems, like the GNU/Linux series of distributions.
>>
>>13020170
and I demand she let me fuck her ass in return
>>
>>13020170
That sounds like something pinkie would do.
>>
File: 1377154288599.gif-(1.24 MB, 360x360, 1269254644759.gif)
1.24 MB
1.24 MB GIF
>>13020178
>>
File: 1377154290091.gif-(1.13 MB, 300x225, 1359231546856.gif)
1.13 MB
1.13 MB GIF
>>13020148
Not really.
>>13020174
pick up programming, scrub.
>>
>>13019932
>GTA only exists to serve edgy teens and pre-teens power fantasy

You're thinking of Saints Row. GTA is the one that has in-depth stories and immersive gameplay.
>>
>>13020147
I'm not a fat blob and have good hygiene, would they still want to see it?
>>
>>13020194
It's true!
>>
>>13020194
Hey Twilight can I ask you something?
>>
File: 1377154453986.jpg-(25 KB, 580x385, 1364735313797.jpg)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>13020215
>GTA is the one that has in-depth stories.
>>
File: 1377154472405.png-(Spoiler Image, 8 KB, 101x35)
Spoiler Image, 8 KB
8 KB PNG
>>13020215
Stop arguing with an elitist /v/irgin, nothing good will come of it.
Instead, post pone.
>>
File: 1377154492659.jpg-(18 KB, 389x337, 130229817714.jpg)
18 KB
18 KB JPG
>>13020218
What part of "Nobody wants to see your dick in spandex." is so difficult to comprehend?
>>
>>13020215
they both serve edgy power fantasies of different kinds
>>
File: 1377154501322.png-(197 KB, 880x894, 1376633905414.png)
197 KB
197 KB PNG
>>
>>13020259
That is very cute.
>>
>>13020259
you're not A-10 pone
how can you BRRRRRT me
>>
File: 1377154561732.jpg-(17 KB, 274x328, 1371843093181.jpg)
17 KB
17 KB JPG
>>13020021

Luke, use her forcefully.
>>
File: 1377154642176.png-(66 KB, 485x511, 902709 - Friendship_is_ma(...).png)
66 KB
66 KB PNG
>>13019852
God, he exaggerates everything said and they are asking questions that make everyone look bad.
>>
>>13020140
GET READY FOR STARWARS 7.
AND HAMLET 2
oh and there's s4
>>
File: 1377154671206.jpg-(139 KB, 1000x1000, 1367773962742.jpg)
139 KB
139 KB JPG
>>13020243
>>
>>13020254
That's not what your mom said
>>
File: 1377154695111.png-(83 KB, 560x544, 1376633292688.png)
83 KB
83 KB PNG
>>13020273
I agree.
I have an artist crush on jesse
>>
Which pony is the worst at league of legends?
>>
>>13020304
>your mom jokes
>in the year of our lord MMXIII
ishygddt
>>
>>13020296
Welcome to the media.
>>
>>13020314
rarity
>>
big ponies
>>
>>13020303
So that's a yes?
Great
Look me and Rarity wanted to try a few new things and...well you know we kinda need another unicorn and...could you drop by tonight?
>>
>>13020314
Rainbow Dash.
>>
>>13020314
Every pony except for Twilight
Because they're intelligent enough to see that LoL is a terrible game.
>>
>>13020297

Mark isn't gonna be in S4, don't get your hopes up.

I wonder is bronylicious pitched the idea to him though
>>
File: 1377154809563.gif-(1.84 MB, 346x194, 1352657859345.gif)
1.84 MB
1.84 MB GIF
>>13020250
>Not eating shit means you're an elitist
>>
File: 1377154832204.png-(303 KB, 800x800, 1371527014045.png)
303 KB
303 KB PNG
>>13020310
Plane pones shouldn't be so cute.
>>
http://derpibooru.org/406076

>you will never live inside anthroshy's boobs
>>
File: 1377154871078.png-(252 KB, 881x1204, 1367982580476.png)
252 KB
252 KB PNG
>>13020327
>>
File: 1377154887410.png-(171 KB, 373x406, 1365476013658.png)
171 KB
171 KB PNG
>>13020140

Being old and fat. Seriously, he played the evil Replicator on the season finale of Criminal Minds. Got blown the fuck up.
>>
>>13020358
>breast pregnancy
holy shit how far can we even go
>>
>>13020339
(the joke is that GTA isn't shit)
>>
>>13020378
Explain how it isn't shit.
>>
File: 1377154956958.jpg-(306 KB, 800x600, class-of-2015-roman-numerals.jpg)
306 KB
306 KB JPG
>>13020317
Anon be careful with Roman Numerals. Some people will get confused.
>>
>>13020378
Refer to >>13020250

Fucking stop.
>>
>>13020388
IV:XX
>>
>>13020388

oh my fucking god
>>
File: 1377155000558.gif-(465 KB, 245x118, 1368573816988.gif)
465 KB
465 KB GIF
>>13020358
>breast pregnancy (5)
>(5)
>>
>>13020197
>programming
How does it feel to be uselees piece of shit forever?

At least with drawing you're improving the world a little. It's ART for fucks sake
>>
File: 1377155046697.png-(125 KB, 1013x880, 1372397286367.png)
125 KB
125 KB PNG
>>13020348
It should be a crime to be that cute.
>>
>>13020388
Romanes eunt domus
>>
>>13020401
I'm into some /d/ tier shit but that actually made me go what the actual fuck
>>
File: 1377155106423.png-(330 KB, 854x475, a bad one, to answer your(...).png)
330 KB
330 KB PNG
>>13020414
>art more practical than programming
>>
File: 1377155108732.jpg-(31 KB, 526x300, 1364692814182.jpg)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
>>13020414
What worries me is that there's probably people that actually thinks like this.
>>
>>13020369
You should see the image that precedes that one.

Her tits got pregnant because Flitter and Cloudchaser fucked them. With their penises.
>>
>>13020432
wut
>>
>>13020432
I kind of want to see that now. For reasons.

Penis reasons.
>>
>>13020432
nipplefucking isn't even that new
>>
>>13020386
I think the guy claiming that one of the most successful franchises in the history of the medium is shit is the one who needs to defend his opinion.

inb4 >ad populum
>>
File: 1377155178309.png-(107 KB, 898x462, 1350488518517.png)
107 KB
107 KB PNG
>>13020415
Never thought I'd find inanimate objects to be this adorable.
>>
>>13020444
the link right there
>>
>>13020429
Don't be jelly that you weren't born with talent.
>>
>>13020429
Show me one good thing programers done to the world.
>>13020431
I would be afraid of truth if I were you too, failure.
>>
>>13020432
There's a point where fetishes become too retarded for their own good.
>>
>>13020432
What next?
Eyeball fucking and pregnancy? Dear god
>>
>>13020432
I love nipplefucking
Great fetish, 8.5/10
>>
File: 1377155252892.jpg-(81 KB, 510x1205, and remember, friendship (...).jpg)
81 KB
81 KB JPG
>>13020448
>>13020386
hey fucktards
this is the pony board

post ponies
>>
File: 1377155271540.jpg-(28 KB, 339x326, 1377058209006.jpg)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
>>13020460
>Show me one good thing programers done to the world.
is that a real question?
>>
>>13020468
Shut up, you're too retarded for your own good. Stop being a prude and free yourself from the shackles of decency.
>>
>>13020476
my nigga.
>>
>>13020460
I'm sure you're just pretending to be retarded, but I'll go with pacemakers
>>
File: 1377155302837.png-(98 KB, 700x700, 1371539126422.png)
98 KB
98 KB PNG
>>13020453
I agree with you anon
Does that make us niggas
>>
File: 1377155313055.jpg-(80 KB, 945x540, 1356894657156.jpg)
80 KB
80 KB JPG
>>13020453
Especially ones that are uglier than a very ugly pony
>>
>>13020460
>Show me one good thing programers done to the world.
The internet. Checkmate, dickholster.
>>
>>13020477
>ice cream truck
Mando?
>>
>>13020481
Stop dodging it and answer. If it's such an easy question then answer it.

I don't see anything in my vicinty that programmes done to me. I see hundreds of things artists contributed though.
>>
>>13020473
You never know
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=136745
>>
File: 1377155377995.gif-(25 KB, 400x400, 1371528250383.gif)
25 KB
25 KB GIF
>>13020493
>>
>>13020503
nice meme brony /)
>>
>>13020460
Your usin-
nevermind.
>>
OKAY ANON

YOU GET HIRED BY HASBRO
YOUR TASK? MAKE A SHOW THAT STAR A MIMICKER AND A CHANGELING

GOOD LUCK
>>
>>13020499
Programmers didn;t make the internet, how could they? Did they make the sun and the plants as well?
>>
File: 1377155413286.png-(101 KB, 572x704, 1351144525201.png)
101 KB
101 KB PNG
>>13020491
We niggas.
>>
>>13020358
There is clearly a point where this needs to stop and-fuck it I'm out.
>>
>>13020507
welp

I wonder if there's a fetish for people made entirely out of genitalia.
>>
>tfw going fast
>>
>>13020526
>what is cock transformation
are you even trying, anon?
>>
>>13020526
there is
>>
>>13020505
the internet
your internet browser
the games you play
the tv you watch
military radar
pacemakers
navigation systems
hotel management
4chan
the sub

just to name a few
>>
File: 1377155488725.png-(83 KB, 638x348, 1364348180880.png)
83 KB
83 KB PNG
>>13020518
Sweet
>>
File: 1377155495038.jpg-(206 KB, 1100x1100, this is bait.jpg)
206 KB
206 KB JPG
>>13020516
this is bait
>>
>>13020531
Not out of just one cock, though
like
thousands of them
millions of them
>>
File: 1377155498445.png-(356 KB, 1280x720, going fast over a road.png)
356 KB
356 KB PNG
>>13020530
zoom!
>>
>>13020499
But anon that was Steve Jobs and Apple. That's why every computer has a MAC adress
>>
>>13020509
(\
#yolo
>>
>>13020526
You did that one on purpose
http://e621.net/post/index?tags=demon-man
>>
>>13020544
EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THEY DID
>>
>>13020556
bleh!
>>
>>13020505
Artists are the ones who splatter their worthless scribblings all over the things that actual useful human being have contributed to the world. Artists do this because artists are insecure about their usefulness and they should be insecure, their contribution is ultimately masturbatory and extraneous.

If society collapsed tomorrow, it would be programmers who fix it while all the artists kill themselves to avoid the slightest bit of work.

Art is necessarily and elementarily hedonistic.
>>
>>13020556
A little yoshi
I love the tiny eyebrows
>>
>>13020545
there's that too but I don't know what it's called
I find it unsettling and gross
>>
>>13020515
Changelings aren't ponies. Checkmate Celestians.
>>
>>13020550
That's not what I call "entirely made of dicks"
>>
>>13020556
only took two hours
but pretty goo-
>deleted
why
>>
>>13020505
Really you two are having an argument between art and programming? really? REALLY?

REALLY?
>>
>>13020568
Get,.
The.
Fuck.
OUT!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>13020575
why is this a thing
why do these people exist
>>
File: 1377155650199.gif-(1.85 MB, 430x430, 1377054352105.gif)
1.85 MB
1.85 MB GIF
is this a zebra or plane pony
>>
File: 1377155653167.png-(283 KB, 1500x1500, VampBelle.png)
283 KB
283 KB PNG
>>13019024 (Cross-thread)
How's it look?

Sorry! I forgot to sign it.
>>
>>13020575
Well what do you know.

I love that >>13020556 got deleted and not this.
>>
>>13020550
>alright
>futa
>futa
>more futa
>http://e621.net/post/show/221048
WHAT
WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK
>where is your good now tag
>>
>>13020577
http://e621.net/post/show/222581/anus-balls-beast-big_balls-big_breasts-breasts-coc
I mean, I guess technically the breasts aren't dicks, but I figure its within reasonable bounds
>>
File: 1377155683082.png-(46 KB, 908x427, tripping balls and going fast.png)
46 KB
46 KB PNG
>>13020585
>>13020590
just ignore it
I'm pretty sure they're both just trying to out-ruse each other
>>
I want to nibble on AJ's cutie mark.
>>
>>13020575
>you saved this
>>
File: 1377155746563.jpg-(38 KB, 450x600, murder.jpg)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
>>13020505
>Stop doging
>>
>>13020594
#beefogedon

Looks cute, and with Halloween rolling up it suits my mood.

Spooky
>>
>>13020601
Close enough

now show me some foreskin blankets
>>
>>13020629
Spooky is probably my favorite word.
>>
>>13020575
I have a boner
>>
>>13020594
Noice

Instead of biting she pecks you on the cheek.
>>
>>13020648
>not dick
>>
Anon...I don't know how to tell you this...but...it's about your waifu.
>>
>>13020550
>Brundle Penis
>>
>>13020662
SCRAPE AND LICK

Do you guys like Transparent Png's? I tend to like them so a lot of times I'll just do that instead of a background but I don't know how anyone else feels about it.
>>
File: 1377156014372.jpg-(40 KB, 300x237, 1372902575595.jpg)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>>13020667
I know.
I did it
>>
>>13020667
I have no waifu.

Leave and never return.
>>
>>13020667
>hide posts
>>
>>13020667
Ugh. What's she done this time?
>>
>>13020685
they're fine

if you do a solid background please don't make it flat white
that's the worst
>>
>>13020667
Please keep in mind I know that you're not the first to try and convince me she's not real.
>>
>>13020699
I don't leave it blank if it's colored for the most part.
>>
>>13020693
>>13020701
I'm afraid the operation wasn't a success. The disease was to advanced. We had no choice but to make her a spider
>>
>>13020667
yeah shes hiding under the bed she's a little afraid right now
>>
File: 1377156193115.gif-(51 KB, 302x250, 1366146461469.gif)
51 KB
51 KB GIF
>>13020687
>>
File: 1377156223993.jpg-(62 KB, 965x1179, 1376540023631.jpg)
62 KB
62 KB JPG
>>
File: 1377156233785.jpg-(62 KB, 278x234, 1372902667771.jpg)
62 KB
62 KB JPG
>>13020722
>>
>>13020717
she sure is enjoying herself with me
>>
File: 1377156239818.png-(2.93 MB, 2397x1649, 1336615138612.png)
2.93 MB
2.93 MB PNG
>>13020717
Ponies are too easily frightened.
>>
>>13020728
I really don't understand the appeal of this pony
>>
File: 1377156245780.png-(72 KB, 305x253, 1366146461469.png)
72 KB
72 KB PNG
>>13020687
Pinkie!
>>
I wonder if roogna is in this thread.
>>
>>13020714
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
>>
>>13020714
Jokes on you, that's my fetish
>>
I'll just leave this here.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/n2o3hovt2np1b92/Demonman.zip
>>
File: 1377156301620.gif-(253 KB, 500x273, winking princess.gif)
253 KB
253 KB GIF
>>13020739
Seems unlikely
>>
>>13020722
>>13020738

>>13020739
Well this is awkward.
>>
File: 1377156314373.jpg-(37 KB, 302x250, 1372902710072.jpg)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
>>13020738
>>13020739
>sequential
>>
File: 1377156337853.png-(1.23 MB, 1243x1804, celestia....maybe.png)
1.23 MB
1.23 MB PNG
I did a thing, still practicing humans and other non-sexual objects.

Also taking a request while I'm here.
>>
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
>>
File: 1377156356719.png-(103 KB, 359x343, 1322257242664.png)
103 KB
103 KB PNG
>>13020738
>>13020739
>>
Princess Cadence is a very pretty pony.
>>
File: 1377156365631.png-(118 KB, 1100x1000, Rarity Spider.png)
118 KB
118 KB PNG
>>13020714
SPIDERWAIFU WOOHOO
>>
>>13020757
sexual human using a sexual object
>>
>>13020757
I request that you never draw grimdark manlestia again
>>
>>13020755
>>13020722
>>13020738
Why is this happening oh god
I have the superior file format!
>>
>>13020765

>>13020722
>>
File: 1377156419953.jpg-(130 KB, 800x642, kawaiicadenza.jpg)
130 KB
130 KB JPG
>>13020768
>>
>>13020736
But that's a human
>>
File: 1377156437310.png-(796 KB, 1067x800, 1353991131321.png)
796 KB
796 KB PNG
>>13020757
That's not my Celestia.
>>
>>13020749
virus
>>
>>13020757
Could you draw Rarity making a princess dress for Twilight
>>
>>13020785

your waifu is married, red, you can't have her
>>
>>13020749
>Demoman.zip

every time
>>
>>13020785
rediv plz
>>
>>13020785
I must apologize for all those horrible things that I called her in the past.
>>
>>13020788
whatever
I don't understand the appeal of the pony that inspired that human
>>
So how's MLPG been reacting to the batpony discussion on twitter?
>>
File: 1377156545648.png-(278 KB, 1000x653, 1334869990002.png)
278 KB
278 KB PNG
>>13020667
Our wedding is only going to have a 6 foot wedding cake rather than an 8 foot one, I know.
>>
File: 1377156554270.png-(157 KB, 272x271, scootaduckface.png)
157 KB
157 KB PNG
Le duck face.
>>
File: 1377156555952.png-(88 KB, 487x381, captain_recoils.png)
88 KB
88 KB PNG
>>13020804
>>13020807
stop calling me that
more than one person is allowed to like a pony, alright?
>>
>>13020796
No, it bloody well isn't.
>>>/d/4945491
>>
>>13020821
because the extra two feet are on Fluttershy's cock, right?
>>
>>13020817
It's drama. I dont care.
>>
>>13020762
Today I found out about that Minecraft thing he made, Sky Den

I've been playing it almost nonstop for like 5 hours
>>
File: 1377156641603.jpg-(286 KB, 1024x1256, 1371522327747.jpg)
286 KB
286 KB JPG
>>13020821
that is a very precious little pony
>>
File: 1377156645806.png-(59 KB, 202x145, cmc face.png)
59 KB
59 KB PNG
c:
>>
>>13020825
Only rediv has bad enough taste to like Cadence
>>
>>13020825
I tease, I tease

I like her too
>>
>>13020796
Not if its the one I downloaded a week ago
>>
File: 1377156711207.png-(48 KB, 171x115, rararawav.png)
48 KB
48 KB PNG
>>13020847
>>
>>13020852
thems fightin words
>>
>>13020862
I wish I could draw that good.
>>
>>13020841
Really? It was just Larson and Faust joking around from what I saw.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that people would be getting butthurt over headcanons, though.
>>
File: 1377156763994.png-(227 KB, 1024x1059, Pixiecut Cadence.png)
227 KB
227 KB PNG
>>13020852
I like Cadence
>>
>no one will ever draw Shining Armor & Cadence as Omega Sector-type secret agents saving the world from griffon terrorists
>>
>>13020866
They be the truth
>>
>>13020847
CMC Micro had good art.
>>
File: 1377156777837.png-(206 KB, 422x428, 1371075907763.png)
206 KB
206 KB PNG
>>13020847

>tfw read filename as cum face
>>
>>13020852
Only [all twifags] has enough bad taste to like [worst pony]
>>
File: 1377156799536.png-(45 KB, 315x263, 1370821555480.png)
45 KB
45 KB PNG
>>13020866
you're a terrible person
>>
File: 1377156803600.png-(485 KB, 571x533, 1365449860785.png)
485 KB
485 KB PNG
What do you call a pegasus who likes to read books?
>>
7/0
>>
>>13020866

Rediv you must replace Shining Armour.
>>
>>13020876
>>13020855
Clearly that just means that rediv infected you with the terse disease.
Which mean it's spreading. We are doomed.
>>
>>13020874
Again, it's drama. I don't care.
>>
>>13020905
But I liked her before I even came here
>>
File: 1377156872592.png-(174 KB, 876x912, 1371104681703.png)
174 KB
174 KB PNG
>>13020876

>this faggot

She's the Rainbow Dash of princesses
>>
>>13020899
what if I was in his body
>>
>>13020899
who says she wants to replace him
maybe she just wants to be sandwiched between the couple
>>
File: 1377156903322.png-(196 KB, 310x345, applebloom space.png)
196 KB
196 KB PNG
What the fuck is Applebloom supposed to be?
>>
File: 1377156908535.png-(423 KB, 1500x1260, princess Rainbow.png)
423 KB
423 KB PNG
>>13020914
I
what?
>>
>>13020914
Well, I wouldnt say she's THAT good
>>
>>13020917

unf
>>
>>13020914
I like all the princesses even Twilight
>>
>>13020917
what if r63 ribbon railing r63 shining armor
>>
>>13020927
Have you never watches MST3k?

The dialogue is a big giveaway
>>
>>13020913
OH GOD THAT MEANS THE DISEASE DOESN'T EVEN REQUIRE CONTACT!
WE'RE DOUBLE DOOMED
>>
>>13020935
why
>>
>>13020918
this is rediv we are talking about

possibly she might want to be a comfortable bed for them
>>
File: 1377156987302.png-(254 KB, 705x676, 1358372637148.png)
254 KB
254 KB PNG
I like can'tdance
She's purty and stuff
>>
File: 1377156993099.png-(740 KB, 757x1000, 1377114959642.png)
740 KB
740 KB PNG
>>13020914
I'LL TAKE HER
>>
>>13020917
I want to see red ribbon try and hit on Shinning armor
and fail
>>
File: 1377157010378.jpg-(14 KB, 213x159, 3qc135.jpg)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
>>13020893

>>13020893
>>
File: 1377157016551.png-(402 KB, 1200x675, Cupcakes!.png)
402 KB
402 KB PNG
>>13020945
Because they're cute!
>>
>>13020939
what if you stop giving shit ideas
>>
File: 1377157052762.png-(214 KB, 337x367, scootaboat.png)
214 KB
214 KB PNG
>>13020927

>you will never dress up like a boat.
>>
File: 1377157061007.png-(86 KB, 1099x1200, 1371347256939.png)
86 KB
86 KB PNG
>>13020966
>that chrysalis
>>
File: 1377157072516.png-(461 KB, 1000x1000, Dude looks like a lady.png)
461 KB
461 KB PNG
>>13020939
>>
File: 1377157093929.png-(738 KB, 1600x900, Candi and Shiny stare at (...).png)
738 KB
738 KB PNG
>>13020935
>there are people in this very thread that don't love all the princesses
>>
File: 1377157110304.png-(144 KB, 803x700, 16_08_07_200_file.png)
144 KB
144 KB PNG
>>13020846
the precious-est
>>
File: 1377157113552.png-(45 KB, 400x400, 1364289669217.png)
45 KB
45 KB PNG
A pegaNERD! Thank you thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress!
>>
File: 1377157116172.png-(269 KB, 307x461, sweetie belle giraffe.png)
269 KB
269 KB PNG
>>13020978

Poni should dress as other animals more often.
>>
File: 1377157125784.gif-(1.3 MB, 491x470, surprise pink princess.gif)
1.3 MB
1.3 MB GIF
>>13020956
I like the think she does with her crown here
>>
>>13020988
>there are people in this very thread that don't suck thousands of penises for breakfast
>>
https://derpibooru.org/406997

Why is Megaman gyrating his ass at me.
>>
>>13020893
John Bain?
Ben Croshaw?
Felix Kjellberg?
>>
>>13020998
but I don't have access to thousands of penises

I would be happy with a stallion or two
>>
>>13020996
2cute
>>
>>13020988
>I hate Twilicorn but I would moonbutt
>captcha: iphorna increase
>>
>Your waifu will never turn you into herself to have awesome self-cest
>>
File: 1377157234139.png-(105 KB, 260x269, sweetie belle anime.png)
105 KB
105 KB PNG
The mouths in this comic seem anime-ish.
>>
I really want to have a nice tea party with the princesses

That is my biggest fantasy
>>
>>13020978
>A lovely bow
>The bow is the end of the ship
>Scootaloo just got complimented on her ass
>>
File: 1377157275615.png-(473 KB, 1280x720, 1370156191325.png)
473 KB
473 KB PNG
>>13020991
goodnight flutteranon
>>
File: 1377157298729.png-(557 KB, 1000x1100, 1376042038650.png)
557 KB
557 KB PNG
>>13020930
>>
>>13021034
bow's the front, stern's the back
genius
>>
>>13021001
>defeat Twerkman
>this is all you get
>>
File: 1377157337744.png-(952 KB, 785x780, scootaspeed.png)
952 KB
952 KB PNG
>>
File: 1377157349528.png-(280 KB, 721x405, 1361427546709.png)
280 KB
280 KB PNG
>>13021023
>>
>>13021043
So she complimented her tits? What's your point?
>>
File: 1377157370786.jpg-(14 KB, 199x302, 1320563870723.jpg)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
>>13021023
>>13021059
>>
File: 1377157391643.jpg-(149 KB, 606x503, 77NjJpS[1].jpg)
149 KB
149 KB JPG
>>
>>13021050
i love the art in this comic

it's adorable
>>
Link to CMC comic?
>>
>>13021062
>scootaloo being a oppai loli
>anytime in the future
>>
>>13021066
Fact.
>>
>>13021063
>Sweetie winks at anon.
>>
>>13021073
same place it always is
yayponies
>>
File: 1377157486327.jpg-(19 KB, 184x219, 1377093165212 - Copy (2).jpg)
19 KB
19 KB JPG
>>13020847
>>
File: 1377157509189.png-(433 KB, 513x436, horseshoes.png)
433 KB
433 KB PNG
Something about a pony playing horseshoes makes me smile. And do I spy a Ponyta in the back?
>>
>>13021023
>>13021050
Wow, anime-ish or not the art does look really nice.
>>
>>13021091
While the coloring of this micro was great, i guestion the overall art style. Scoot was a good example of weird faces in this one
>>
>>13021099
I like the softer color.
>>
File: 1377157592751.png-(245 KB, 450x488, [Screams Externally].png)
245 KB
245 KB PNG
>>13021096
>The white mare on the top of the frame has a massive horse dick.
>>
>>13021096
>Ponyta
fuck
>>
>>13021114
unf
>>
File: 1377157618028.png-(48 KB, 193x140, cmc face 2.png)
48 KB
48 KB PNG
Little dot eyes.
>>
File: 1377157682200.jpg-(3 KB, 125x125, 1340744322325s.jpg)
3 KB
3 KB JPG
>>13020957
>someone saved that image
It thought it was terrible
>>
As much as I love Andy Price's stuff, I think I like the art in this one better. The whole comic has that loose, sketchy feeling to it that makes it incredibly lively.
>>
>>13021114
Those to ponies were created to appeal incestfags, pedophiles.
>>
*wwalks into thread*
>>
>>13021165
walk out
>>
File: 1377157794818.png-(1.73 MB, 696x1079, waldopone.png)
1.73 MB
1.73 MB PNG
Pfffahahahaha
>>
>>13021108
I personally liked the exaggerated faces, even that Scoots is pretty neat. I just cropped that particular Scootaspression since feel I've seen that combination of mouth/cocked eyebrow somewhere else, but can't remember where.
>>
File: 1377157839399.gif-(9 KB, 500x346, karkat WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU.gif)
9 KB
9 KB GIF
>>13021165
>wwalks
ERIDAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HUNG OUT HERE
>>
>>13021096
There's a pony dressed up as Daring Do on the left side of one of the crowd scenes, too.
Also, who just leaves a turtle unattended in a crowded place like that?
>>
>>13021146
Honestly each artist is intresting
Price is extremely loose and cartoony
The CMC micro is sketchy I guess but very cute and fun to look at
And the Nightmareity arc is close to the show and also cute.

I love all of them but if I had to choose one of them I'd go with the CMC micro one
>>
>>13021140
that's a good opinon
my opinion is that Price is still better
>>
>Friend at work talks about this cartoon he saw on youtube.
>Gushes about it.
>Finally get the name.
>Says it's animated amazingly.
>Get on youtube.
>Find it.
>Fucking CGI.
I need better co-workers...
>>
>>13021192
I bet you replied to the wrong post.
>>
>>13021192
I thought the Nightmarity arc was Price
>>
>>13021201
That's a good opinion but you have shit opinions.
>>
>>13021096
Red Hickory is so handsome
>>
>>13021140
Price's art and this gy's art are very well suited for their aproaches to telling the story

The CMC micro is soft and calm while price is crisp and full of action
>>
>>13021208
I know that feel brah
>one of my coworkers plays LoL regularly
>manage to get him to play Dark Souls more
>he asks me for advice nearly every day
>>
>>13021208
What cartoon was it
>>
File: 1377158069558.png-(539 KB, 904x375, imp and mom.png)
539 KB
539 KB PNG
Even though I had to stop midway through the comic for something that took 8 hours, I loved it. I was expecting it to be utter shit, but was pleasantly surprised. The art was amazing, the plot cute and interesting, and the characters nailed spot on. The only complaint was that it seem like it was over too quickly, but the comic was dense enough to feel like an episode of the show. I'd rank this second best micro comic, right after the Rarity one and before Panko.
>>
>>13021208
>hm, I have a story to tell about a cartoon
>I wonder which board I should tell it on
>it's not really ABOUT the cartoon, so it could go on /b/ or /r9k/
>but it's kind of cartoon related so I guess /co/ is appropriate
>OH WAIT I KNOW, I'LL TELL THE PONY BOARD!
>>
>>13021223
I'll wreck you m8
>>
>>13021211
No shit Sherlock

>>13021218
Price was the Chrysalis arc, Rarity micro and the Big Mac and shining armorXCandyass arc
>>
>>13021225
Fuck off SB
>>
>>13021239
>implying im Sherlock

Wow anon, poor form
>>
>>13021229
No man...
It's horrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sGiE10zNQM
>>13021237
>Bitches about this shit.
>To the people who came from /co/
>On MLPG.
>The place where we sometimes talk about other shit.
>>
>>13021237

This IS /co/, retard.
>>
>>13021239
>shining armorXCandyass arc
there was amicro of that?
>>
>>13021261
Big Mac has two issues
The other 2 issues will be teenage Shining and Cadence.
>>
File: 1377158263219.jpg-(44 KB, 680x521, mlpg.jpg)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>
File: 1377158266976.jpg-(420 KB, 988x1500, issue 12.jpg)
420 KB
420 KB JPG
>>13021261

No, that's issues 11 and 12 of the main series. They've yet to be released.
>>
>>13021279
I absolutely ADORE that Shiny is a DnD fag
>>
>>13021279
>the wild stallion within
ishygddt
>>
File: 1377158390581.png-(72 KB, 530x612, fuck this thread.png)
72 KB
72 KB PNG
Goodnight guys.
>>
>>13021306
see you later alligator
>>
File: 1377158445191.jpg-(386 KB, 988x1500, twenty-percent-comicker.jpg)
386 KB
386 KB JPG
>>13021279
way to post the wrong version dingus
>>
you know I never realized how big the vinyl collectibles are
>>
>>13021306
After a while, crocodile
>>
>>13021323
pppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt
>>
>>13021337
Don't forget to write.
>>
File: 1377158548669.png-(57 KB, 743x600, 1374750264542.png)
57 KB
57 KB PNG
I want to fuck David Bowie
>>
>>13021327
You need to stretch first.
>>
>>13021323
That would have made for a believable story
>>
>>13021279

>you will never make out with a teen gay Shining Armor
>you will never rub his long snout and admire how angular and masculine it is while your tongues battle for dominance.
>>
>>13021323
truly the best way to pandaring
>>
>>13021323
>Spot the difference: MLPG edition
I like it.
>>
>>13021352
but seriously, though, they're kinda heavy.
>>
>>13021354
>battling for dominance
>not submitting immediately and getting all that delicious vanilla horsedick in your mouth
>>
>>13021354

>you will never lock eyes with him and then silently reach out and, without blinking, crush his games day hyperspace limited edition figure.
>>
>>13021295
his mark is the shield representing AC on a character sheet
>>
File: 1377158734403.png-(220 KB, 720x1109, I actually had to do a go(...).png)
220 KB
220 KB PNG
>>13021295
I really hope they really use that to give him some proper characterization for once.

Like, even though he seems so different from Twily, he's actually just as huge of a nerd.

There's even a possible character arc in him going from roleplaying noble knights to actually being one.
>>
File: 1377158750984.gif-(1.7 MB, 265x191, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.gif)
1.7 MB
1.7 MB GIF
>>13021382
>>
>>13021369
You could kill someone with one if you hit them hard enough.
>>
File: 1377158836297.png-(310 KB, 600x667, 1363465332011.png)
310 KB
310 KB PNG
>>13021354
>Gay dork turns into a straight surfer dude
Sad
>>
>>13021375
>not putting it inside his ass
>>
>>13021390

You see the ROTC training manual? He's just a kid who needed some discipline to man the fuck up and realize his true potential.
>>
>>13021412
>Cadence finds out about his 'experimentation phase'
>wants to watch him hook up with other stallions
>>
>>13021412
>implying he does not get out with his neckbeard buddies on Thursday nights for some hardcore hypserspace hyperwars
>>
>>13021354
>there will never be a fapfic about gay teen shining armor
>>
>>13021257
Oh wow, that complete lack of animation when she eats the biscuits.
That said, I have to admit I did kind of like the fight scenes. Love pure magic duels. like that.
>>
What if Shiny is actually a complete sub in bed?
>>
>>13021441
big bara pone subs
>>
>>13021441
Nah, he and cadence have loving and passionate and intimate intercourse based on a mutual respect
>>
>>13021390

he's a nerd who caught some hell for it in school, and instead of retreating into books like most of us did, he pretended to be a cool legit broski. but he always hated how his girlfriend and his football buddies never actually shared any interests, always wanted to go see the newest slasher play instead of the spec-fic stuff he favored.
>>
>>13021440
>biscuits
What biscuits? Do you mean the cookies?
>>
>>13021465
What fags
>>
>>13021390
that would save Shing Armor for me
Maybe we'll see it in Season 4
>>
>>13021465
Dom-sub relationships are passionate and intimate and based on mutual love and respect.
>>
>>13021474
He also takes it up the ass half the time.
>>
>>13021390
>not having at least 20 pictures of each pony
>>
>>13021484
Now that I can get down with
>>
>>13021441
Unf
>You'll never fuck Shiny in the ass while giving him a hornjob
>>
File: 1377159239014.png-(80 KB, 500x500, twilight cloud.png)
80 KB
80 KB PNG
So can Princess Twilight float on clouds now?
>>
File: 1377159257216.png-(261 KB, 410x410, slut delivery.png)
261 KB
261 KB PNG
>>13021487
mind dumping your twenty images of Merry May? I only have three or four
>>
>>13021474
Sometimes, they just gaze into eachother's eyes, smile a little and revel in the warm serenity of the moment
>>
>>13021503
well shit

time to start digging again and expanding my collection
>>
>>13021508
Gay ponies having sex is less gay than that
>>
>>13021500
Yes
>>
>>13021508
And then Cadence gets back into her role and starts sodomizing Shining with her horn.
>>
http://shotadoctorwhooves.tumblr.com/
>>
>>13021480

Do you think Cadence gets off to casting a love spell on Shining Armor and a random mare, taking both back to her private quarters to watch fuck for hours while she masturbates on how she had the power to drive two ponies into such a lustful state that they became dumb animals who forgot even how to talk?
>>
>>13021518
well duh
there's nothing gay about marshmallow stallions fucking eachother
>>
>>13021525
How would she even be able to clean that afterwards?

>inb4 she doesn't
>>
>>13021518
If they feel really saucy, shinning armor might come home with a bouquet, she picks the nicest flower and they both eat it and have their lips meet in the middle.
>>
File: 1377159473019.gif-(488 KB, 462x405, 1353703673861.gif)
488 KB
488 KB GIF
>>13021529
yes

the only thing she enjoys more is when she does it with Shining Armor and a stallion
>>
>tfw you will never be sexually harassed by two Nightguard in the showers after your first day on the force
>>
>>13021536
shining's mouth, obviously
>>
File: 1377159484718.jpg-(16 KB, 170x239, 1365648029270-3.jpg)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
>>13021528
I'm not even doing to click on that link
>>
>>13021536
obviously she make him do it
>>
wat
>>
>>13021440
Yeah, it's the kind of horrible that makes you want to see where the train is going to wreck...
>>
>>13021529
>>13021545
This is my fetish
>>
>>13021556
wat
>>
>>13021529
I doubt that, she's far too sweethearted for that
>>
>>13021556
dotkwa pls
>>
>>13021529
You know all those swinger videos, like "COUPLE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF BABYSITTER" and the like? THAT'S what a relationship with Cadence is like. She's the ultimate swinger.
>>
>>13021547

Male nightguards or female nightguards?
>>
File: 1377159638996.jpg-(176 KB, 663x569, 420 blaze it ponyfaggots.jpg)
176 KB
176 KB JPG
>>
>>13021470
Yes, those biscuits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit#Variations_in_meaning
>>
>>13021542
If you'll excuse me I need to go fetch my bible
>>
File: 1377159711138.png-(322 KB, 569x304, cadence where is your god now.png)
322 KB
322 KB PNG
>>13021566

When your talent is making ponies fall in love, eventually you've grown so used to normal sex that it becomes boring.
>>
How many emails do you think moot gets everyday
>>
http://derpibooru.org/406776

unf
>>
>>13021605
says you

She's in it for the passion and the romance

Intimacy is just a small part of a relationship.
>>
>>13021612
that wasn't unf at all shitface
>>
>>13021612
>not just posting a safe image
>>
>>13021545
>She casts a slightly different spell on Shiny
>It allows him to know what's going on with a level head but he's still compelled to act like he's madly in love
>Cadence teases him after it's over. Taunting him about how good being fucked felt
>>
http://derpibooru.org/405797?scope=scpe4ed48d85ad500e99a25d5a8f58a033787d6f1ec0
>>
Symmetrical booping
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q1HQMKXY-A
I didn't even have time to lose my sides at the start of this.
I died instantly and am now haunting the internet.
>>
>>13021433
>>13021467
>Fellow cadets invite Shinging Armor to go out drinking.
>"Uh, sorry guys, got a...another date with Cadance. haha."
>"Seriously? Girl's got you whipped, man. I mean, not gonna tell you to turn down a piece of flank like that, but if you can't even spare one night out with the guys..."
>In reality, SA just doesn't want to miss out on the midnight release of the newest Space: The Convergance set.
>>
>>13021609
I don't know, but I always use banned@4chan.org as my go-to fake email for stuff that's gonna spam
>>
>>13021584

well, i was thinking female.

but maybe one of both?

>"Ooh. I think we could do something fun with this bad boy, dear~"
>"You're lookin' too low, hon. He's got a nice can. Almost as nice as yours..."
>>
File: 1377159895550.jpg-(36 KB, 768x576, 1354950677469.jpg)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
>>13021632
>>
>>13021622

And her fantasy is just passion being taken to exciting new extremes. Her husband is okay with it, and the mare gets to fuck a prince! If she doesn't like it, she has her memory erased anyway, so it's no big deal either way.
>>
>>13021632
no, no, no

there's no spite or malice involved
they're still a loving couple
>>
>>13021650

If it's female it's not sexual harassment and we have sexytime in the shower
>>
>>13021644
>One time he managed to sneak in a session with his old DM.
>Scared the rest of the group half to death when he thought he was going to be late and barged into the dim room in full regalia.
>>
>>13021657
He loves it, Anon.
He's just a little conflicted
>>
>>13021657

Shining loves it. He enjoys being a helpless little colt, able to enjoy himself fully because Cadence is controlling him and taking all responsibility.
>>
>>13021636
That's pretty unf
>>
File: 1377160133761.gif-(119 KB, 300x167, i bet their vaginas are e(...).gif)
119 KB
119 KB GIF
>>13021637
>>
>>13021657
They love each other, and they'd never think of cheating on one another. It's just that they like to watch their partners being fucked by other ponies. It's always completely consensual on each of their parts. Hell, I bet they've even asked a few of Twilight's friends for "help" just to make it a little kinkier. Maybe Cadence's even engaged in lesbionics with Twilight herself. Probably not, but you never know.
>>
>>13021683

Do you think he ever had to arrest one of his friends when he saw that they had magic mushrooms (like literal magic mushrooms)?
>>
>>13021692
That's horribly un-unf, what is wrong with you?
>>
>>13021677
>if it's female it's not sexual harassment

good goyim
>>
What is the difference between unf and not-unf?
>>
>>13021703
>"I'm going to have to confiscate these."
>'Huhu, yeah, 'confisca-"
>"..."
>'...'
>'Don't tell my dad!'
>>
>>13021703
Never. He's being blackmailed by them. One little slip and bam tall of Canterlot will know how big of a dork he is.

And really no one needs to see that video of him cosplaying a female gryphon amazon while drunk
>>
>>13021697
Princess Cadance needs our help
Her husband cannot last forever
I know we can do it
but we have to work together
>>
>>13021175
Reminds me a little bit of One Piece.
>>
File: 1377160443525.jpg-(1.57 MB, 2290x3146, werewolf ponk.jpg)
1.57 MB
1.57 MB JPG
Mornin guys, taking a request.
>>
>>13021723
unf: >unf
not unf: >
>>
>>13021750
see >>13021726

Shining Armor cosplaying as a female gryphon amazon while drunk
>>
I wish I was a pretty lesbian
>>
>>13021750
Pinkie tapdancing in a tailcoat and tophat
>>
>>13021723
to unf or not to unf. that is the question
>>
>>13021761
I wish I were a little pony
>>
>>13021726
>implying they'd have the balls to fuck with a goddamn royal and Captain of the Guard

that's not how shit works. you saw Back to the Future. they're too intimidated by him to do anything, even though they know he'd never actually do anything.
>>
Pick a pony MLPG

Any will do. Even your favorite.

Got it?

They forcibly hold you down, stick their butt to your butt and fart up your butt. What do you do?
>>
>>13021770
trade farts
>>
>>13021761
i will be the pretty trap
>>
>>13021726

They might be blackmailing him but he's captain of the Royal Guard, nailing a princess, and now co-rules over a empire.

They can't do shit to him now.
>>
>>13021767
You and me both anon
>>
>>13021776
>>>/soc/
>>
>>13021770
>Be a Pchanfag
>Fluttershy farts into my butt

>why the fuck did I come to 4chan
>>
>>13021777
>"impromptu guard investigations" into suspicious individuals
>>
>>13021759
Do you have reference picture, I'm not sure what that is.

I'm not a nerd.

>>13021763
If I can finish this one before 12 I'll do it.
>>
>>13021788
nice to see someone using my OC :D
>>
>>13021768
Man it's not a real threat. Just a barging. He let's the off the hook for small things and they keep the videos secret.
If they get way out of hand he'll arrest them and they won't release the videos

>>13021777
Yes anon. It's not the entire world seeing Shining Armor in a chain mail bikiny with a fake beak, being drunk as fuck, declaring himself the master of the house and demanding all young stallion and mares to be bring to him in exchange for letting the other villager live wont raise any suspicions at all.
>>
>>13021725

Do you think when he got promoted to a position that could actually make arrests, that one of his friends taunted him by doing something mildly illegal like jaywalking over and over while telling him in a snarky voice enough that Shining called him criminal scum and actually drug them to pone jail for the night?
>>
>>13021806
>he starts wearing a big black helmet with a black cape and respirator
>>
>>13021823

It doesn't matter if there are suspicions. Princes aren't elected. Plus maybe it'll be a way for Cadence to find out about his sexual roleplaying fantasies he's too embarrassed to tell her.
>>
File: 1377160900815.jpg-(135 KB, 800x720, junglelady.jpg)
135 KB
135 KB JPG
>>13021819
something like this but with more feathers because she's a gryphon, I guess?
>>
File: 1377160921047.jpg-(158 KB, 750x1065, dragon__s_crown___amazon_(...).jpg)
158 KB
158 KB JPG
>>13021819

>not knowing what an Amazon looks like

we fantasize about them enough.

and you already know what female griffons look like, i hope.
>>
>>13021849
>10 pack
Unf
>>
>>13021849

>amazon
>two breasts
>using a fucking axe instead of a bow

lelno fgt.
>>
Actually just draw amazon Gilda since that's what we want anyway.

Maybe while she's fucking Shining. Not with a strap-on, you heathens. Just amazonian-style.
>>
>>13021843
True. It's not like he has to go to high society balls, parties. I'm sure everyone at the Grand Galloping Gala will love to talk to him about everything but that.
I mean we all saw how the pony high society is full of brotier ponies.
>>
>>13021862
>Hasn't chopped off one tit to keep balance
>>
>>13021874
you're gonna have to explain what "amazonian-style" means
>>
>>13021885
with a penis
>>
>>13021891
futafags pls go
>>
>>13021826
Only once.
Legit.

But...
He HAS used his powers to fuck with them before.
Doesn't take much to know your old buddies are going to be in a Hyperwars session in someones basement.
Doesn't take much to fake a search warrant for said residence, as long as the rest of the guard are in on it.
Doesn't take much for the squad to storm the house, and detain the 'suspects' who are now pissing themselves.
Only to have them brought out into the bright sunlight of the open air to see him trying to contain his composer only to fail and roll on the grass laughing at them all.
>>
>>13021644
I like it
>>
>>13021862
what if it's an axe...
THAT SHOOTS ARROWS!?
>>
File: 1377161314020.gif-(288 KB, 200x200, 1314322700795.gif)
288 KB
288 KB GIF
Just played six and a half hours straight of SR4
>>
>>13021916
is it that good?
I was planning on waiting for a sale or GOTY package with all the DLC
>>
>>13021874
W..WHAT?

I'll do shiny in a amazon gryphon outfit drunk now, then later after the ponka request. Then later, later I'll try my hand at gilda...but I'm terrible with sexual stuff.

Also what is amazonian-style style?
>>
>>13021843
>Shining comes home after a long day
>he finds Cadence lounging on the couch, reading a copy of a 3.5 Monster Manual
>she looks up at him as he enters
>"So. Drow priestess. Here's a tip, honey. Don't leave your notes in the book."
>he gulps
>"But I admit, this sounds pretty kinky."
>she reveals a spiders-and-leather outfit she had made, complete with staff and cat-o-nine-tails
>>
>>13021916
Is it any good? I have been thinking about it.
>>
>>13021927
goty package would probably take a bit
most likely everything including the season pass would be on the steam winter sale
>>
>>13021934
just draw a huge human Gilda with giant tits
ignore the "amazonian-style" thing
>>
>>13021941
>She doesn't even know half of it.
>Luna has put his dreams on the blacklist due to her old fashioned mindset.
>>
>>13021885

It's.

It's like the girl fucks the guy, but not really.

Basically the guy lies back, and the girl fucks herself on his dick, doing all the moving and basically doing what the male would normally do, the guy doing what the girl would normally do. It's hot.
>>
>>13021927
>>13021943

Yeah the mechanics are really fun. They added these super sprint/jump features in that make it easy to get around easily, even more so than with cars or planes. It reminds me a bit of the slingshot/parachute in Just Cause 2.
>>
So someone who hadn't paid me yet backed out of a commission I was doing, and I had sketched it out. Should I charge them for the work I did, or would it be fair to edit them out and put it up to be finished as someone else's?
>>
File: 1377161692114.jpg-(226 KB, 720x540, absolutely heretical.jpg)
226 KB
226 KB JPG
>>13021916
>liking any SR after 2
>>
>>13021987
>hating fun
>>
so did braeburned finish?
>>
>>13021986
Charging them for the work you did is more reasonable, but editing them out and putting someone else in is more hilarious
>>
>>13021916
fluffy pls go
>>
>>13021986
Edit in Bill Cosby instead
For the sake of comedy
>>
>>13022000
>Edit them out.
>Put 0r0 in instead.
>>
>>13021908

But what happens when they actually find illegal things from the fake warrant? Is it admissible in pony court?
>>
>>13022012
obviously not
>>
>>13021986

depends on how much you were getting paid in the first place, and how much work the sketching was.

ask to get paid for your work, but if they don't want to, don't push the issue too hard or you look like an asshole. then learn from the experience and add a rider to any other commissions you do that you get paid a percentage for any work you do if they back out.
>>
>>13022012
Yes because liberty is dead in Equestria.
>>
>>13022012
...
"Want us to totally plant this on those assholes that bullied us back in the day?"
'HELL YEAH!'
>>
File: 1377161941411.jpg-(91 KB, 435x256, farnsworth inqusitor he.jpg)
91 KB
91 KB JPG
>>13021991
>SR3
>SR4
>fun

a fart joke is fun. an idiot screaming the joke in your ear as loud as he can repeatedly is not.
>>
>>13022036
fuck you fun things are fun
>>
>>13022036
>I didn't play SR3
>>
>>13022036
BUT IT HAS ALIENS IN IT!

AND A GUN THAT KILLS THINGS WITH DUBSTEP!
>>
File: 1377162002667.jpg-(227 KB, 1276x711, cadence snicker.jpg)
227 KB
227 KB JPG
>>13021941

Can't unicorns just whip up a spell that changes what they look like? Not their physical form, just an illusion? Some rope and be made to look and feel like spider web, and each of the 8 legs caressing the immobilized Shining could be little paper mache cones levitating in the air.

What if Cadence makes herself look like Chrysalis to indulge in Shining's mind controlled sex slave fantasy?
>>
>>13022024
COMMUNISM IS DEATH
>>
>>13022012
>Court

Poiney does not have court system. Guilt is automatically assumed and perpetrators are given sentences by the arresting officers. Superior officers can override lower, and so on, all the way up to Princess Celestia. Poiney justice system is Judge Dredd.
>>
File: 1377162074424.png-(123 KB, 281x258, vinyl beatles.png)
123 KB
123 KB PNG
>>13022044

Not even Vinyl likes dubstep.
>>
>>13022039
>>13022041
>>13022044
>still replying to the (probable) elitist /v/irgin
>>
>>13022012
Yes.
The entiure equestrian system is interesting. Basically the gouvermant can controll everything. The market, information all of it. They can go full 1984 in a moment's notice. They have all the power.

But they don't do it, nor abuse it. Celestia and Luna won't allow them. If it's ever needed tough they will do it a subtly as possible.

And no one in the system abuses their power. The complete control part? Works both ways. The princesses will know if someone borke the rules.
>>
>>13022062
>The princesses will know if someone borke the rules.

Luna can literally read your dreams to see if you did it.
>>
>>13022062
So, exactly like the corporations of USA?
>>
>>13022041
i did play it. as a wrestling fan, i enjoyed it. as a fun games fan, i didn't.

same thing happened to SR as happened to SSX and DMC. devs confuse "cuh-rayzee" with "LOL WACKY RANDOM."
>>
File: 1377162241681.gif-(725 KB, 250x188, Nachos.gif)
725 KB
725 KB GIF
>>13022075
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>
>>13022036
It would be if Pinkie did it.
>>
>>13022075
>corporations in the US
>not abusing power
laughingmares.jpg
>>
>>13022075
Sure. Just that the princesses aren't evil nor abuse their power.
>>
>>13022045
Using magic is cheating.
>>
File: 1377162288170.png-(231 KB, 1296x1916, luna big mac.png)
231 KB
231 KB PNG
>>13022066

Do you think she trolls pony dreams for ones that fit her sexual fantasies so that she can approach said ponies without fear that they'd be disgusted and not accept her proposition?
>>
>>13022089
Just that the princesses are just pawns to the corporations*
>>
>>13022066
Well she can enter dreams but can she control them? I mean there's no grantee that you will dream about breaking the laws
>>
>>13022090
>Using magic is fucking awesome
ftfy
>>
>>13022066
one time I had a dream where I robbed a bank
arresting people for dream-crime is fucking retarded
>>
>>13022113
>arresting people for dream-crime is fucking retarded

Tell that to Hollywood...
>>
File: 1377162473233.gif-(1.83 MB, 340x180, sorry I broke your monitor.gif)
1.83 MB
1.83 MB GIF
>>13022058
sorry
I'll stop
>>
>>13022091
..Then why was she trolling Scootaloos dreams?!
>>
>>13022091

>"filthy degenerate. should I report what I had just witnessed to thine mate, thou wouldst be alone in but moments."
>"or, thou may avail thyself of all perversions upon my body~"
>>
>>13022131
>real luna watches from afar
>her tiny butt twitching in anger
>>
>>13022127

She's from a time where young foals would be married off at around Scootaloo's age.
>>
>>13022127
She needs someone she can mold into a true fetishistic successor.
>>
>>13022091
>Luna using her knowledge of your subconscious desires to seduce you.

Well this is a new unf.
>>
File: 1377162641706.png-(121 KB, 622x1029, rd26.png)
121 KB
121 KB PNG
>>
>>13022145
>Literal wettest of dreams.
Or.
>You are the unfortunate fuck who caught her when she was still rusty from her banishment.
>No longer fear clowns, you can check that off.
>You just can't look a them the same way again.
>>
>>13022175
>Luna couldn't see into the dreams of anyone on Equestria while on the Moon
>but she could see into the dreams of everyone else
>>
>>13022175
>a thousand years ago she dream raped a fuckton of stallions
>>
>>13022215
>They all died happy.
>>
You are now aware that the reason Luna was banished to the moon was so that she couldn't enter dreams while she was still a raging lunatic NMM.
>>
>>13022226
>they all died of suffocating on their own semen
>>
>>13022233
>Still happy...
>>
>>13022150
why is dash so blush
>>
>>13022215
the psychic resonance from this event, and her inability to reconcile her old-style mannerisms with how much she enjoyed being brought down to their level, is what allowed Nightmare to take over her in the first place.

I suppose we're lucky. If she had gotten beaten up or something, we might've got something a whole lot worse.
>>
File: 1377163293175.png-(965 KB, 900x949, reflection of the moon in(...).png)
965 KB
965 KB PNG
>>13022228
I thought that part was obvious
that's why her name has nightmare in it
>>
oh my fucking god
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgDNryNtCIg
>>
File: 1377163459298.png-(142 KB, 1024x698, 1351486826921.png)
142 KB
142 KB PNG
So let's flip it over
She knows all of your sexual fantasies and junk, but she also knows every single one of your deepest fears. She can make nightmares that make sane stallions completely lose it
>>
File: 1377163591091.jpg-(7 KB, 500x282, Room 101.jpg)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
>>13022304
This reminds me of something.
>>
>>13022304

well, that goes without saying. she's basically Carl Jung with superpowers. but she doesn't seem to have a sadistic streak in her.

>other colts start picking on Pip
>she visits them, one by one, night after night, fucking Freddy Krueger-mod, scaring them until they're so exhausted they can barely stand, but are terrified to go back to sleep for fear of her
>Celestia tells her to knock it off

sounds like a storyline for the comics.
>>
File: 1377163826432.jpg-(772 KB, 1200x714, blood rahvens.jpg)
772 KB
772 KB JPG
>>13022304
So that means the BLOOHD REHVENS are the best force against her, right?
>>
>>13022294
What did I just watch?
>>
File: 1377163848440.png-(262 KB, 993x798, 1360217672127.png)
262 KB
262 KB PNG
>>13022339
Trying not to sound dark or edgy, but it would make a good horror fic. Being completely batshit at night and just playing it off during the day
>>
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/ALL_NIGHT_LONG.swf
>>
>>13022362
... you just gave me an awesome plot for Paranoia.
>>
>>13022362
>image

No, what's normal for boys my age is having sex with a woman.
>>
File: 1377164093050.jpg-(248 KB, 729x900, Capslock.jpg)
248 KB
248 KB JPG
>>13022359
I don't know man...I mean if she just casts a simple voice changing spell she'll be able to confuse them
>>
File: 1377164113247.png-(Spoiler Image, 812 KB, 1280x1274)
Spoiler Image, 812 KB
812 KB PNG
>>13022386
Anon you better credit me for this plot that I've given you
Make sure it says PLOT BY ANON at the end
>>
>>13022362
>she's Frau Totenkleinespferd
>and the Stallion in the Attic
>and Mara Yaga
>and the Darkness
>and She Who Screams
>and Princess of Black Pit
>and the Lady of the Fair Folk
>and the Goblin Queen
>>
File: 1377164203361.png-(77 KB, 498x552, 1353072969880.png)
77 KB
77 KB PNG
>>13022393
I bet you couldn't even handle a REAL woman.
>>
>>13022393
mare*
>>
>>13022424
Correct.
>>
>>13022409
How about instead of crediting you, I repay you~?
>>
File: 1377164313812.png-(179 KB, 1276x910, mlp gilda confident.png.png)
179 KB
179 KB PNG
>>13022424
there's only one pone who can help us find out.
>>
>>13022304
>she sends you a dream with a weird mix of pleasure and horror that keeps you right on the brink for hours
>>
>>13022424
Are you saying he should just stick to underage prostitutes?
captcha: fertility recestiur
>>
>>13022424
Most likely not, but I could try
>>
File: 1377164378159.png-(34 KB, 250x232, I can't learn this.png)
34 KB
34 KB PNG
>>13022436
How so
>>
>>13022454
~
>>
>>13022445
I really doubt those go together at all
>>
File: 1377164449416.png-(201 KB, 1500x2000, 1375931326814.png)
201 KB
201 KB PNG
>>13022456
Anon come on stop teasing me like that
>>
File: 1377164500642.png-(152 KB, 369x506, 1354462932543.png)
152 KB
152 KB PNG
>>13022453
We could make it work~.
>>
>>13022445
>implying she doesn't just flip a coin each night she visits you

there is no "normal" with her around. there are nightmares and wet dreams.
>>
>>13022472
I'll just rig her coin
>>
What's up
>>
>>13022472
What happens if it lands on the edge?
>>
>>13022472
>she gives you a wet dream so good you almost cum
>then she scares the shit out of you
>repeatedly for eight hours straight
>then she teleports to you, wakes you up and sits on you as you are about to ejaculate
>>
>>13022479
>One day her coin lands on its edge.
>She looks at it as it stands there.
>"This one intrigues me."
>>
>>13022479

you can't cheat her, you idiot. even IF you're a lucid dreamer, she's God in dreams. all you're going to do if you try to cheat her is piss her off. have you even SEEN Nightmare on Elm Street?
>>
>>13022498
>Piss her off
Luna has a really short fuse then...
>>
>>13022484
She lets you choose.
>>
>>13022498
>Dear Princess Celestia
>Luna's being weird again
>please send help
>>
File: 1377164810981.jpg-(8 KB, 262x192, lebothface.jpg)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
>>13022472
>>13022486
>nightmares and wet dreams
>>
>>13022498
>implying Luna doesn't like it when you play rough with her in your dreams
>she might even reward you if you play well~
>>
>>13022510

oh, she's not gonna kill you, but she's not adverse to scaring a few years off your life.
>>
This thread keeps giving me fetishes. I may never be able to leave
>>
>>13022486
>Luna edging you for 8 hours in a hot dream

u-unf
>>
>>13022483
dream rape with a side of Cadence/Shining Armor
>>
>>13022520

you "play well" by running the maze and getting the cheese in record time, not by trying to tunnel through the walls.
>>
>>13022547
Sounds interesting.
>>
My Inappropriate Fetish General
>>
>>13022540
Fuck that, it's a dream. She could edge you for years all in a single night
>>
>>13022551
That wasn't really what I wanted to start, sorry
>>
>>13022554
>not in real life
>Luna just keeps edging you in real life and makes it look like you've been edging for the last 50 years of your life
>just because Luna has an inflation fetish
>>
>>13022563
No, keep going
>>
>>13022565

Remember the days of falling asleep inside pony, being suckled by her marecunt, and waking up with a slightly-bigger cock the next day? Remember finally waking up one day to find yourself unable to pull out, just rock back and forth and fuck her? Those were the days.
>>
>>13022549
>>13022498
>Being a total beta and letting her dream rape you
>Not turning the tables
Battle of the minds negro, god powers don't mean shit when she's in your head.
>>
Should I draw something
>>
>>13022593
Judge Anderson pls go
>>
>>13022599
yes
>>
>>13022593
>implying I would want to fight it
>>
File: 1377165519027.jpg-(473 KB, 911x1400, wheres waldo.jpg)
473 KB
473 KB JPG
Hey guise, Who want's to play a game of wheres Waldo: Pony edition?
>>
>>13022587
That is still my absolute favorite fetish.

Cock-enlargement.

Or maybe I just want my cock to be bigger...
>>
>>13022593

yes they do. honestly, you're lucky that she doesn't burn out your mind just from touching it with hers, as much power as she has compared to you.
>>
>>13022607
four ponies north of red hick pony
>>
how can you talk to people you respect if they don't even respect you
>>
>>13022607
What the fuck is that thing to the right of the second panel
>>
>>13022613
Everyone wants their cock to be bigger

Even people with big dicks
>>
>>13022632
a pokemon
>>
>>13022607
>that yellow cutie with the blue mane holding the tray of drinks
>>
File: 1377165690746.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 219 KB, 539x798)
Spoiler Image, 219 KB
219 KB JPG
>>13022593
>mindbattle in your dreams
>win
>Luna announces that you "passed the test"
>you get a commissar knocking at your door the next day
>you have been enrolled to be a Princeps
>>
>>13022633
I dont
>>
>>13022627
how would you know that
who is it you want to talk to?
>>
>>13022634
That's below the panel. I assume he means the statue-thing above Daring Do.
>>
“B-bark!” she manages to moan as you keep pounding her, making her voice stutter and tremble as she tries to scream the words. “Bark! Bark!” she continues, tears of joy and pain streaming down her face.
>>
>>13022658
Actually I thought the statue looked like a pokemon. Wasn't talking about ponyta
>>
File: 1377165949981.png-(279 KB, 1500x1500, M-meow! she manages to mo(...).png)
279 KB
279 KB PNG
>>13022662
lewd
>>
>>13022643
Well, do you have a dick then?
>>
>>13022613
i just want to have a marecunt slurping on my cock and making me cum even while i sleep. any extra inches are just icing on the cake.

but i wouldn't mind getting stuck inside Rarity forever.
>>
>>13022656
forget it. just rambling and venting.
this is a closed case for me now.

i no longer get frustrated by stuff like this. i can move on this time.
>>
>>13022605
Anyone have any requests?
>>
>>13022662

God we have great fetishes
>>
>>13022607
I try looking for it but I get distracted by the scootabutt each time.
>>
>>13022675
yes
>>
>>13022681
pony doing kaiju things
>>
File: 1377166044124.jpg-(177 KB, 960x525, macaronifag's ukjob (...).jpg)
177 KB
177 KB JPG
>>13022681
Unicorns in EOD suits
>>
>>13022689
WELL THEN YOU'RE A LIAR
>>
>>13022633
I don't think Jonah Falcon wants his dick to be bigger.

I mean, if he did why would he write a song called 'It's Too Big'?
>>
>>13022593
>Celestia sees Luna stumble into the common room.
>"Rough night?"
>'You had a part in that, didn't you, sister?'
>"Sorry?"
>'A part in his dreams, you aided him somehow.'
>"Luna, I have told you before, I have removed myself from your respected position sience your return."
>...
>"Was it that good?"
>'I was afraid I would not want to wake myself.'
>*Whistle*
>'Not so loud...'
>>
>>13022679
come on kraut
tell me who it is?
and then i'll let it rest
what's the worst that could happen?
>>
File: 1377166101669.png-(Spoiler Image, 193 KB, 233x337)
Spoiler Image, 193 KB
193 KB PNG
Needs More Lauren Faust.
>>
>>13022662
Is this meant to be someone fucking a pony while forcing her to act like a dog? Because that's fucking hot if so
>>
File: 1377166144156.png-(40 KB, 228x228, 1376369477641.png)
40 KB
40 KB PNG
>>13022695
Am not
>>
>>13022681
augmented pone
>>
>>13022697
>I mean, if he did why would he write a song called 'It's Too Big'?
Because he's a pathetic individual whose only claim to fame is a big dick
I wouldn't even fuck him and I've got a massive fetish for big dicks. He's just disgusting

But yeah he probably wouldn't want a bigger dick.
>>
File: 1377166298551.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 39 KB, 640x480)
Spoiler Image, 39 KB
39 KB JPG
>>13022703

it's petplay.

acting like a dog comes first. then fucking.

also, she spreads the simple joy of being a pet to her friends, telling them how much easier it is to just let go of their cares and worries and become nothing more than good dogs.

>>13022702

needs more qt human
>>
>>13022715
ARE TOO
Unless you're a trap or twink.
>>
File: 1377166315809.jpg-(15 KB, 238x244, stupid sexy scootaloo.jpg)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>13022607
I Found Him, did YOU?
>>
>>13022699
M-more?
>>
File: 1377166333235.png-(455 KB, 778x845, 1362226205059.png)
455 KB
455 KB PNG
>>
>>13022740
m-maybe
>>
>>13022745
What did I tell you about personal space?
>>
>>13022718
Will try to do this
Check my tumblr later if I don't post it before it's too late
>>
>>13022748
Incoming >>>/soc/.
>>
>>13022736
2unf4me

is there more
>>
File: 1377166442707.png-(272 KB, 800x450, 800px-Bianca_father_Darma(...).png)
272 KB
272 KB PNG
>>13022672
Ah, sorry then.
>>
>>13022766

of what, petplay or humans? yes to both.

warning, almost ALL the pet stuff is CMC. and even then, almost all of THAT is Scootaloo.
>>
>>13022748
new session when
>>
>>13022763
I was waiting for it

>>13022779
Session of what?
>>
>>13022786
>>13022779
Fuck off.
>>
>>13022786
oh, never mind.
you aren't my trapbando
>>
>>13022775
petplay

shame it's cmc though. I'd be much more interested in some mares
>>
>>13022742
...
Oh hell I did it again, didn't I?
Sorry, but I was just funning with an idea, didn't mean to make you think I was going to make something of it...
I don't do that sexual stuff...
>>
>>13022797
No I'm not, just proving a point to that one anon.
>>
File: 1377166745633.jpg-(195 KB, 480x697, 1337031576256.jpg)
195 KB
195 KB JPG
She's got a fetish for big and little dicks. But not average dicks
>>
>>13022797
When will you finally fuck off? There's a place for ponies, then there's place for your shitty camwhoring.
>>
>>13022813
yeah well she can go fuck a bear then
>>
File: 1377166798950.jpg-(8 KB, 346x161, 1376583057093.jpg)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
>>13022813
>tfw 13cm
>>
>>13022815
you just got trapped
>>
>>13022813
Well my dick is extremely tiny when not erect.
>>
File: 1377166943982.jpg-(129 KB, 654x654, 27575275257.jpg)
129 KB
129 KB JPG
some ponies call me the spacecolt
>>
File: 1377166974170.png-(89 KB, 356x347, 1360628591247.png)
89 KB
89 KB PNG
>>13022813
>tfw 8"
>>
>>13022813
>liking shameful my dick

I would rather kill myself
>>
Evens - Draw something
Odds - Watch something
Dubs - Play something
>>
>>13022813
>implying she also likes little dicks

"Ooh, God! Ah! You're *hurting* me! YES!"

Fluttershy lost her virginity to a football stud named Demarcus. he tore her apart and she's never wanted to feel anything else.
>>
File: 1377167040135.png-(227 KB, 675x558, 1349084743836.png)
227 KB
227 KB PNG
>>13022847
>tfw you're a liar
>>
>>13022847
Go to bed, SB
>>
>>13022853
let's watch ponies together
>>
>>13022853
What will it be?

stram
>>
>>13022842
I don't believe anyone calls you that ever
>>
File: 1377167105240.png-(59 KB, 185x178, dayum.png)
59 KB
59 KB PNG
>>13022842
I bet they do, big boy
>>
>>13022858
>>13022861
>Implying lies.
>Implying I am a terrible Punmancer.

Please, tat would be a dickish move.
>>
Is Epic any good?
>>
>>13022842

I'M NOT A SPACE MAN

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND

I NEVER REALLY DID FIT IN THIS WORLD
>>
If I became a Marine then became an astronaut would I be a Space Marine?
>>
>>13022892
technically no, but you'd be closer than anyone has ever been
>>
>>13022892
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4B3SLisg8w
Too late, pal.
>>
>>13022892
There's no water in space
>>
File: 1377167430916.jpg-(59 KB, 819x1024, John Glenn - the original(...).jpg)
59 KB
59 KB JPG
>>13022892
has been done
>>13022904
hownew.ppt
>>
>>13022892
No. You'd be an astronaut who used to be a marine.

You've got to be a marine in space to be a space marine and they don't let marines go to space unless they become astronauts at which point they are no longer a marine, they are an astronaut.

You can't win.
>>
>>13022801
Doesn't have to be sexual, I just thought the idea had potential.
>>
>>13022911

What happened to once a Marine, always a Marine?
>>
>>13022892
We first need to develop space travel so as not to be exclusive only to astronauts
Once everyone is an astronaut, no-one will be, and only then can you be a Marine in space
>>
>>13022916
Sentimentality. You stop being a marine when you are no longer employed as a marine.
>>
>>13022911

>>13022904
Watch the video.
>>
would you dress in drag to catch a serial cuddler, knowing it's too dangerous to send in a policemare?
>>
File: 1377167605050.png-(228 KB, 501x800, AJ stand.png)
228 KB
228 KB PNG
http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
>>
>>13022915
Oh good, lovely...
Don't drink and write then, kids!

People will call you out and you are fucked if you can finish something you started!

Because I ain't doing tanked greentexting any more.
>>
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>
>>13022911
>>13022916
You'd still be an astronaut Marine, or a Marine astronaut.
Space Marines are a militarized group that travels through space for the sake of war. We need to fight something in space for there to be Space Marines.
>>
>>13022936
yeah, we'll see
>>
You will never be a dress in a pretty mare
>>
>>13022911
>and they don't let marines go to space unless they become astronauts at which point they are no longer a marine, they are an astronaut
false. service-members are still service-members when they go to space. they even have dedicated awards and decorations and until the 1970s space travel was almost exclusive to military aviators, especially in the united states
>>
>>13022931
>too dangerous to send in a policemare
bitch better go in there
>>
>>13022944
>putting your dress inside the mare
how high do you even have to be
>>
>>13022936
i don't need to be a mare to wear a pretty dress
>>
>>13022944
>You'll never be a colt in a pretty dress
>You'll never top other colts all the same
>>
>>13022934
>read it as 'the incest place on the internet'

aw.
>>
File: 1377167709198.png-(50 KB, 225x323, 1342240078397.png)
50 KB
50 KB PNG
>>13022944
>in
>>
>>13022939

Let's try to get the Russians to 'invade' the moon so we can go to war with them there then. Just like in Battlezone.
>>
>>13022946
>>13022939
>>13022929
Well fine then

You can't be a space marine because space marines are marines trained for combat in/related to interstellar travel and there are not yet any militaristic threats that call for the establishment of such a combat force at the moment.

If you want to become a space marine, get to work sending insulting binary code messages into deep space so aliens come attack us.
>>
File: 1377167866115.png-(363 KB, 660x800, 1357403766914.png)
363 KB
363 KB PNG
>>13022936
>>
>>13022959
there need to be specially designed space guns first
i'm not talking about the ammo, that one works in space
>>
>>13022959
>goad the Russians to invade the moon just for the sake of fighting
>sparks the second coming of the Space Race
>both countries get up to the moon as soon as possible
>a large-scale battle ensues in the form of thumbwrestling, just so we can say we fought on the moon
>>
You will never be a marine in a pretty suit
>>
>>13022984
>mewball wins
>without ever leaving earth
>>
File: 1377167969024.jpg-(229 KB, 800x1421, 94.jpg)
229 KB
229 KB JPG
>>13022979
>>
I want to lick pone's featureless crotch
>>
>>13022944
P-Please anon, I'll be good..
>>
>>13022984
>a large-scale battle ensues in the form of thumbwrestling
QUICK! GET MEWBALL TO CAPE CANAVERAL!
>>
File: 1377168036593.jpg-(79 KB, 500x346, but twily I was looking f(...).jpg)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
>>13022997
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQBQrjIU1AM
>>
>>13022991
you will never have another hero
>>
>>13022953
>top
>not letting their coltcocks rub your prostate to climax
>>
>>13022944
>You will never be a gossamer dress worn by a pretty mare to excite her partner
>He will never be so excited that he just goes straight for it, tearing you apart and fucking her through you
>>
>>13023004
>demand to know where she shits out of
>>
>>13022983
Gas operated guns would work just fine in space
>>
>>13023013
>Not wanting to humiliate them be having a femme colt fuck them to orgasm
>>
>>13023015
>She smirks and tells you it is out of your ass.
>Your colon feels full.
>>
File: 1377168208331.png-(83 KB, 598x509, 1375387321893.png)
83 KB
83 KB PNG
>>13023004
BULLSHIT
>>
>>13023026
>shit all over her
>horse laughing now
>>
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>
File: 1377168278378.png-(438 KB, 477x359, browsing MLPG when you ha(...).png)
438 KB
438 KB PNG
>>
>>13023016
not all gas systems would work in space, but even for the ones that do, what about the lubricants in microgravity and the temperature difference? in the shadow of the sun they would get extremely cold and when exposed to the sun extremely hot

>>13023024
>not switching
>>
>>13023029
>OH
>MY GOD
>>
File: 1377168314916.png-(73 KB, 510x469, there's nothing there.png)
73 KB
73 KB PNG
>>13023004
>>
>>13023026
u-unf
>>
>>13023008
And now I'm sad.
>>
>>13023045
>not using pone's thighs
>>
>>13023045
There's two buttcheeks that can easily be pressed together. That's more than enough for me.
>>
>>13023036
Sorry for what?
>>
>>13023024

what you want is to be the shemale mare, anon. not the trappy colt. it's okay to admit it. both are hot.
>>
>>13023048
you don't have to unf if you don't want to
you're allowed to find things weird and unpleasant
>>
File: 1377168392616.png-(167 KB, 853x936, Twilight-Sparkle-twilight(...).png)
167 KB
167 KB PNG
Eh heh heh, what do you mean it's too loose back there?
>>
>Mrs. Cake
>Rarity's Mom
>Nurse pone
>all twerkin
>>
>>13023026
>Your existence in ponyland has made you the go to shitter for the entire planet.
>The accumulated shit of thousands of shitless years rockets you into space
>>
>>13023057
no, I think he was right on with what he said
>>
>>13023060
Well maybe if you stopped using huge dildos that were bigger than even a big dick then there wouldn't be a problem.
>>
>>13023059
but im sexualy freed
stop being a prude
>>