>>12996990
>>12997041
WHY

>>12996990
It's Linux not GNU/Linux
GET FUCKED STALLMAN

>>12996990
You mean Ubuntu, right?
I like the Ubuntu OS.

What operating system does pone use?

>>12997041
why is that?

>>12997070
PoneOS

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>>12997068

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>tfw GNU/Horse

>Pony falls asleep on you
>soft fuzzy coaft
>poofy mane
>gnetly kissing
>sleep
>sfe
>happy

I just witnessed a horse named 'rainbow' and a horse named 'pinky' Roleplay 'pinky' giving birth in toontown online
I'm beginning to think this game was a bad idea

>>12997070
a ROM based version of the BASIC programming language

>>12997089
Normally Scrubs I'd laugh. Not today.

>>12997089
that's a nice outline for a really feely greentext
please flesh it out

>>12997089
>girl falls asleep on you
>warm, smooth skin
>silky hair
>nuzzling your shoulder
>soft little breaths
>together tonight

>>12997089
>gnetly kissing
>gnu/tly kissing or as i've taken to calling it gnu+tly kissing
>pone's bristly gnu's not unix beard

>>12997070
AJ: Windows 95.
Twilight: Dualboot Linux/Windows 8
Rarity: Windows 8
Dash: Windows 7
Pinkie: Windows ME
Fluttershy: OS X

>>12997100
And you didn't screencap it?

MLPG its time. Conffess you sins! Reveal your secret. Vent you candy ass pedos.

>>12997106
>you will never put your cartridge in pone's IBM PCJr

>>12997100
And you did not screencap it? Also, why are you playing that game?

>>12997120
Ive been watching you. You draw alot. This is good.

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>>12997117

>>12997122
>Fluttershy: OS X
Why doesn't that surprise me?

>>12997123
>>12997134
It was happening too fast and I was afraid for my life
I'm only playing it because of extreme nostolgia goggles and its going down next month

>>12997122
Which pony uses Windows 2000?

>>12997120
She looks ready for an adventure. What exciting things are in store for Rainbow Dash?

>>12997120
The form is getting a lot better.

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>"With these glasses I can point out Wonderbolts more accurately and more quickly than I ever could!"

>>12997122
>dash: windows 7

2slow

Dash compiled all her software from source for maximum speed. -O3 --funroll-all-loops --gofast.

>>12997160
HA HA LOOK AT THIS EGGHEAD

# rm -rf /

>>12997154
luna

>>12997120
I like this a lot

>>12997160

But can you see why the wonderbolts love cinnamon toast crunch?

>>12997160
She would probably use prescription goggles so she can still fly around and be able to see.

>>12997115
>The same thing happens
>But pony has flech this time

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>>12997150
>jpg

>>12997184
IT'S PONIES
WE'RE EATING PONIES
THEY'RE FUCKING DELICIOUS

>>12997151
It's not like she wanted it. You just don't send Fluttershy alone. The guy saw her and just sold her the most expensive thing they had.

She also payed GeekSquad to set it up for her. And bought a 500$ Gold Plated, Virus and interference resistant HDMI monster cable.

cmc micro where

>>12997194

SOYLENT GREEN IS PONIES, OH GOD

>>12997120
This is so

undashlike

Maybe it's the hair being too poofy, or the pose. I had to look at the cutie mark to see who it was.

Usually I can identify dashes like a pro.

Ice cubes are not good for my asshole.

>>12997201
rainbow dash macro when

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>>12997122
I still don't get why AJ gets the old computer just because she's a farmer, she earns lods of mone from the cider selling and pies

>>12997201
In a few days

>>12997202
PONIES ARE PEOPLE

>>12997210
WELCOME TO ICE HELL

>>12997222
It's been in her family for generations!

http://i.imgur.com/pzGJcCf.jpg

>>12997120
I can't keep up! Your too fast!

>>12997222
>Ah just needs it for crunching a few numbers, anything more is wastefull
>I need to pay for the farm, the equipment, save for Applebloom's college funds, potentially replace granny's hiip again...

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Would you cage pone?

What if she liked to be caged for a little while when she got home for her job?

>>12997222
Because she bought that computer less than ten years ago, why should she have to buy a new one so soon?

>>12997222
Yeah and even with her complete monopoly over Cider, Zap Apple jam and all the rest of the Apple related products the family barely survives winter. Watch the show Dooks.

Also it's not like she knows any better. I mean Rarity and Twilight are barely at Windows 8. She's almost 90 versions ahead of them. Why upgrade?

>>12997194
I want to sample pony's flesh.
If you know what I mean.

>>12997222
she spends most of her money on new barns

>>12997245
>implying AB wants to go to college
>implying she's not going to stay at home and help the family

>>12997234
Not sure what to think of this.

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>>12997245
>>12997249
You guys make a fair point, maybe she's too stubborn to upgrade, and if it works, it works.

>>12997251
Where does all that money go?
Her hips?

>>12997251

>Dooks
>watching the show

But then he won't be able to draw his afros.

I keep getting invited to my colleges brony group by people I do not know and have never seen. I don't know if they are inviting me because I liked hasbro on facebook, or if they are inviting everybody on the colleges facebook page.

>>12997282
Probably the former

>>12997273
Hats. She has an obsession on collecting hats. That's why she had one for everyone in Magic Duel.

She has a goddamn secret bunker filled with hats. Sometimes she just goes Fool Scrooge McDuck and swims in a pool filed with hats.

>>12997282

Probably a combination of both.

Liking the page, and being on the colleges facebook, are probably the two criteria they look for to message you.

>>12997307
Goddamn I meant full Scrooge McDuck.

I want to kiss Applejack.

DORKS

>>12997282
>facebook

>>12997273
>Where does all that money go?
Upkeep of the farm. Granny's hip replacement

but seriously, the farm's been demolished a few times now. They are probably stiill paying off the one that got eaten in swarm of the century.

>>12997282
>Liked hasbro on a public site with your real information
NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>>12997324
Its how I keep in touch with my family, since I live on the other side of a continent from them.

I wonder when terrorists will strike a brony group or a con

One day they'll invite a struggling muslim kid and he'll decide that it's time for the american decadence to die

I hope it's soon.

ps: hi NSA

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>>12997322
Go to bed Spike.

Should I get playstation plus mlpg?

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>>12997340

What if Rumble wanted to get for sexual with Scootaloo?

>>12997322
rarity please

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>you will never feel that tail wrap around your waist

>>12997372
Filly x Colt is the most sexy thing

>>12997365
No.

>>12997372
They would need a sexual license, right now they have sexual learning permits at best.

>>12997374
>you will never play with her luxurious beard

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>>12997390

>>12997374
>she'll never make eyes at you
>"Nervous, darling?"

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>>12997358
FUCK YOU TWILIGHT YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

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dotkwa
halp
the archive didnt save this thread

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>>12997383

It's because you never experienced exploring relationships as children and are now old and bitter.

>The mane six have a nice friendly sleep over
>Lots of fun and good times
>But then when the lights go out
>They gang cuddle fluttershy

AH FUCK AH FUCK ITS A SPIDER PONY

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>>12997400

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>>12997414
aw yeah, that's it

>>12997411
thanks mountain dew

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>>12997416
What

>>12997416
Hey. Spider pony doesn't want to hurt you. Just don't bother her and she'll eat all those pesky bugs that are always flying around and mind her own business.

>>12997414
That's fucking gross.

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>>12997408
I'm the closest thing you've got.

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>>12997122
Rarity would be using OSX because it's the most expensive and "classy" of the operating systems, and she's completely computer illiterate. Fluttershy would use it too just because Rarity recommended it.

>>12997414
>get into bed
>ponies are in sleeping bags
>wish ponies good night
>turn out light
>rustling sounds
>giggling
>oooh, teehee
>aahhh, not there!
fuckign ponies

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>>12997409
Not DK, but I did save them.

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which pony is the most sexually frustrated?

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>>12997457

>>12997458
Twilight Sparkle

>>12997457
Sure!
Let's go see The Conjuring!

>>12997458
Luna

>>12997458
that one

>>12997463
She looks more like a T-rex than a pony
Its pretty hot, really

>>12997463
thanks

>>12997466
I always figured that Celestia and Luna would have a royal harem.

>>12997452
Fluttershy would probably just use a tablet to manage everything and keep records of all her animal freinds

>>12997463
HOW DO I FAP TO THIS

>>12997452
But it isn't the most expensive.
And a lot of people that actually know shit about designed criticized Apple for their skeuomorphic design.
Rarity wouldn't use it.

>>12997458
AJ maybe? She prioritizes the farm and her family over everything else, so she probably doesn't have enough time for romancin'.

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>THE TABLET DRIVER WAS NOT FOUND

it was already hard to start drawing again don't give me this shit

>>12997480
>they share it
>you're expected to service both sisters

>>12997434
>>12997438
Jessy we know it's you. Please draw.

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>>12997466
Makes sense.

do we have a Farscape pony?

>>12997486
You apply a vigorous rubbing motion to your dick. Usually with your hands.

>>12997504
>sparkly eyeshadow

U-unf?

>>12997490
Have you ever worked so hard that you didn't have time for sex nor the energy to do so?

>>12997492
>Celestia coaches Luna since she has less experience

>>12997434
Dang, Flutters has been munchin on them brownies lately

>>12997476

she looks nothing like a T-rex. maybe one of those pre-science T-rexes, when we still thought they walked around like Godzilla.

bird-dinos > zilla-dinos

>>12997511
slut glitter

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>>12997453
Yeah that would drive me nuts.

>>12997504

Do you think Luna searches for stallions to let her enslave them sexually for a month in exchange for 50,000 bits?

>>12997487
There's also the part that Windows machines come in hundreds of shapes and forms.

Rarity probably has the most beautiful PC
Dash has LEDs on LEDs

She even has a golden LED fan

>>12997480
They both have a harem that consists of fillies, colts, mares and stallions to satisfy them to their heart's desire

Why am I getting posts on my dashboard from people I don't follow?

>>12997514

Well yeah.
She probably has to push it out of her mind in order to get work done.

Thinking about it all the time would make getting through the day impossible.

But when she has the chance to let some of that steam off, she's desperate for it.

>>12997531

do not

talk shit

about my waifu

>>12997530
I want a feathery qt velociraptor.

>>12997530
Stop getting your science all up in my massive reptilian fantasies

unf

>>12997411
Probably

>>12997544

Tumblr's broken right now for everyone.

Now entering a PONE ZONE

___________________________________________________________________________________

>>12997531
oh noes he called her a slut
brony mode activate

>>12997543
>implying Celestia still has a harem
>implying she doesn't just create constructs out of solid magical energy or summon spirit versions of whatever she wants to boink out of the Aether

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>>12997500
You can't make me.

>>12997547
>waifuing a pony who barely has screentime

You're literally one very small step up from background waifuers

>>12997490
You know I could see her acquiring the services of Ponyville's man whore.

She cares about getting things on the farm done. If her "needs" get to big, call the manwhore, use him and goodbye it's time to work.

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>>12997541
No.
She lets them dominate her. She needs a break from being a princess and being in charge all the time, anon.

Same with sunbutt.

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>>12997489
Applejack is a very delicious pone.

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>>12997372
then she'd get pregnangt

>>12997544
Haha, jokes on you...
I haven't gotten a hit for hours!

>>12997552
ɟun

>>12997541
She's from a simpler time, when having a royal harem was just part of the deal, and her social skills are so underdeveloped that it's probably the only way she knows to meet guys.

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>>12997548

bird is cute.

>>12997571
No but we can ask kindly.

Could your draw for us please?

>>12997580
Would you eat her?

Does it at least install now?
I'd move too hurd in a heartbeat if Gentoo was ported on it

>>12997574
>background waifuers

That 40 year old man stroking a roseluck plushie at bronycon

Did any of your parents ever hit you?

>>12997571

Jessy please draw a Thunderhawk and/or Valkyrie pony

>>12997571
THE WHIP SAYS OTHERWISE
NOW DRAW

>>12997574
She had an episode all about her and played a key role in another

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I didn't like any of the season ending episodes nor the premier. They focus too much on the action/adventure stuff that's boring to me. I'd rather watch a cute slice of life show with ponies and maybe some action, but not the big bad villain kind.

>>12997614
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>>12997574

>whole episode
>multiple comic appearances

Eat shit, it's better than the fags that waifu lyra and other backgrounders.

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>>12997599
Hnnnnn I'll think about it.

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>>12997596
All bird is cute except griffon

Griffon a shit

>>12997571
What if I boop pony over and over

>>12997623
I like the variety they bring

>>12997545
When I was in BMT I never masturbated, so that was two months. At tech school I did a little bit, but it wasn't fulfilling. When I used a week of leave after training was done, I watched porn for hours and came five times in one sitting. Shit was nuts.

>>12997627
draw grefone being cute

>>12997635
Excess booping is not advised.

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>>12997629
What's wrong with griffon.

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>>12997614

WHERE THERE'S A WHIP

THERE'S A WAY

>>12997571
Jessy why you draw your pons so chubby >>12997434

>>12997623
I rarely enjoy them either (The Discord two-parter is an exception) but I appreciate what they're trying to do.

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>>12997629

i'm coming for you, tosser.

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>>12997629
nigga what

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>Butterfly is just a ponified version of The Kid with an attitude.

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>>12997627
Jessy, if you could find it in your heart to take pity on a dying general and make something for us, it would mean so much to me.

Can't find any boards to ask this, so i'll ask here.
You guys hear about 4craft? /mlp/ was the first faction to disband, and it's only two days in. We also had the largest faction.
How's it feel to know that we are horrible at vidya games?

>>12997664
crack-ier tahn rosexgilda

>>12997594
>Luna tries to pick you up
>can't stop using harem terms and thinking you are a sex worker

>>12997667
>Rainbow dash is just a ponified sonic
>So is flash sentry
>And shining surfer

>>12997668
Begging.

>>12997681
I thought 4craft fell apart months ago?

>>12997664
>you'll never kiss Gilda and get her all blushy
sigh...

>>12997623
it's more that they don't have enough time to do a good major villain thing

it would take a movie to do more than a minor villain with the show format

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>>12997644
I'll do it. Ill boop the pony until submission

>>12997682

At least the characters are developed enough that you could imagine/create/write a scenario in which it's possible. It's just harder

>>12997694
Birds can't feel their beaks very well.

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>>12997667

>Trixie is just a female version of Jeremy Clarkson

which is weird because i actually like Clarkson.

>>12997693
Nope. This was the fourth 4craft.

>>12997681
Playing vidya is a pleb activity. I have no time for such shit.

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>>12997705
She's a freaky hybrid.

also magic

>>12997705

it's the gesture

>>12997457
im now Donkey Kong

Would you got to equestria if it meant you have to have your memory and personality completely wiped?

>>12997681
Minecraft with others always seems like a good idea until you actually do it

>>12997724
No

Okay, question time.

Ignoring the fact that this is a show for little girls, which of the mane six have had sex and which have had it the most?

No jokes, no >implying. Straight up opinions based on their personalities as seen in the show.

Virgins:
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle

Once:
AJ

Multiple:
Rainbow Dash
Rarity

I can't place Pinkie Pie. Either she's a virgin because of her innocent naivete or she's a total horndog and has sex every weekend and every other Wednesday.

>>12997705
It doesn't have to be on the beak.
It could be on the cheek.

>>12997724
Will it replace my brain with a new brain?

>>12997724
No, an ending of consciousnesses is death. It might as well not be you at all.

>>12997735
>Straight up opinions based on their personalities as seen in the show.
they are all virgins
>MUH HEAD CANON

>>12996990
Ahh, /g/ and /mlp/ all in one place. I can RIP In Peace now...

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>>12997710
>The Stag is just a deerified version of the Stigg.
>We don't get it either, and neither should you.

>>12997724
but if you lose both of those then are you even you anymore? you have to at least keep your memory or there's no point

>>12997722
Obviously this mean you are now on. On, like Donkey Kong.

>>12997681
/mlp/ wasn't the first to fall apart, this last time maybe but /v/ and /tg/ fell apart the first 2 times. It's just a shit idea that people have lost interest in now that it's failed 2 or 3 times already.

>>12997735
I could see Dash being a virgin who claims she's had sex before.

>>12997724
No, the adult human brain can't recover from that, so it would mean two kinds of death, one after another.

>>12997749
the point is that while you essentially kill yourself, the new you gets to go to equestria. Would you sacrifice you so that a different you can find paradise?

>>12997724
So a mindless drooling corpse is sent to equestria that looks like me? Seems shit, why bother?

>>12997749
Complete transformation. It is worth it.

>>12997735
Fluttershy was probably in a lot of bad relationships where she depended on the guy so much that she'd do anything for him. This includes sex so every time reminds her of being abused.

>>12997750
should I expand dong?

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>>12997735
>Straight up opinions based on their personalities as seen in the show
>sex

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>>12997652
It was a request on here. They asked for chubbyshy.

>>12997668
on't bribe me with pinkest horse, that's cheating.

>>12997765
no

why would i sacrifice myself...for a new version of myself

>>12997778
unf

>>12997778
WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE

OR ALL THE OTHER ONES

>>12997765
if the new you is a drooling retard that needs to be force fed everything and can barely learn how to hold a fork without hurting itself, it isn't worth it

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I tried to make a draw but I failed, I'll resume inking tomorrow

>>12997745
The show will never touch on their sexual experiences.

Calling them all virgins is headcanon too.

>>12997760
Agreed. Seems just like her.

>>12997773
That's just depressing.

>>12997775
Like I said, ignoring the fact that it is a show for little girls and just going off the characters themselves.

>>12997783
Exactly it's like killing yourself so another-significantly stupider anon can go.

>>12997774
Expand as you see fit, or keep it how you like. All I can say is that you should draw what you enjoy, while still keeping it tasteful.

>>12997773
>>12997760

These both work pretty well, actually.

>>12997773
She'd never even realize she was being abused/used.

>>12997765
It's pointless.

You'd be better off killing yourself. At least then you wouldn't burden a nice pony with a confused and really stupid human that doesn't remember how to walk.

>>12997765
death? that's cool i guess. i'll take it

>>12997795
Not him but what if I want to draw oppai loli

>>12997790
I like that mane

Ponies with normal hairstyles are cute

>>12997794
It's not killing yourself. You maintain your soul.

>Liking theropods

Weirdos

>>12997789
Think of it as a factory reset. You new person is concious and kill still talk and stuff, so imagine a terrible case of amnesia.

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>>12997694
>you will never have completely casual sex with Gilda
>you will never remain pure bros without letting sex ruin your friendship
>you will never go out to a bar with her and one of her other friends
>you will never be asked by her friend how long the two of you have been going out
>you will never both say at the exact same time "Oh, we're not going out."

>she will never smirk at you

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>>12997778
Y-you aren't going to leave us, are you?

>>12997786
so you don't like fat ponies unless they are drawn by popular female artists?

>>12997803
Plus the adult brain wouldn't be as adapt at learning as a child, it's just not set up the same way. So you'd probably be incredibly difficult to teach.

>>12997773
I can't imagine Fluttershy allowing herself to become that intimate with anybody.

Probably never even had a bf/gf

>>12997806
Keep it tasteful. Shortstacks have their own charms.

>>12997817
It begins.

>>12997813
snarky put your name back on
we all know it's you

>>12997681
Huh, we were just talking about 4craft a little last thread, actually. 4craft was a good while ago, though, not two days, and we did pretty well that time. Did it restart or something? Mind linking me to the sites again?

>>12997795
then expand I shall

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>>12997822
I can.

>>12997809
Your soul is your memory and your personality.

When it dies, you die. When your body dies, your brain cells break down and your "soul" dies.

>>12997809
Can my soul remind me not to shit myself in public? No? I don't think that works very well.
>>12997812
That implies some memory though, you'd need to remember things like social graces, speech patterns, lessons you've learned and why you know them.

>>12997822
I'd think she'd go into it head first and need someone to need her.

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>>12997820
yes you're right anonymous you saw right through me
its not like i haven't always like chubby ponos

>>12997748
>that new special where they try to get Yorkshire Stig to test a shitty car and he just runs away

was humor

>>12997822

She probably wouldn't allow it, no, but I can see her being pressured into it by a manipulative partner of some sort. She would probably be guilted into it to make the other person happy.
gosh thats sad

>>12997848
Is your current life that great?

>>12997822
She'll go through life mostly alone and more than likely marry the first pony she has any meaningful relationship with.

>>12997822
I can see her wanting to desperately, but always unable to open up herseelf enough to even begin talking to someone, let alone getting into a relationship.

I'm a little teapot short and stout

>>12997685
>"YES, my comely subject, I am requesting your services as my consort!"
>"Of course, you will be AMPLY rewarded with coin for your services!"
>"Naturally, this arrangement is dependent upon a PERSONAL audit of your worthiness!"
>"For that purpose, shall we dine in Canterlot, and AFTERWARDS partake of the abundant novelties the capital has to offer?"
>It takes you several minutes to process that she's just asking you to dinner and a movie.

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>>12997806

>>12997851
nice save! masterfully done.

>>12997832

not ALL of them know.

>>12997822
Wouldn't she want kids?

>>12997860
anon

you're talking about suicide here

>>12997848
But no personal memory of any kind. You will know what a mother and father is, but not remember yours. You will know what a house is, but not your own. So on and so on.

>>12997851
indeed you haven't

>>12997735
Virgins:
Dash
Twilight
Fluttershy

Sex
Rarity
AJ
Pinkie

>>12997878
Probably a dozen. She has good maternal instincts

Twilight on the other hand...

>>12997878
I don't think she'd necessarily /want/ them. But if she ended up with some she'd be happy and a good mother.

>>12997843
Dash is about the only pony I can see her getting that close to since they've been friends since clear back when they were kids.

But at the same time I don't see Dash reciprocating that kind of affection.

>>12997849
That's a possibility, but it would have to be somebody she's known for a LONG while and trusts. She can get advice from her friends after a relationship like that forms.

>>12997856
Peer Pressure episode incoming!

>>12997862
So... Dash

>>12997863
SAD is a hell of a thing.

>>12997878
Of course she wants kids, but the problem isn't the desire it's the actual courage to do.

>>12997897

Who would aj have done it with?
Realistically

>>12997793
>ignoring the whole point of the show
ok

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>>12997447
That's a good one, I'm sure Celestia: the one who raised me, would get a kick outta that.

>>12997911
Someone nice she met at a bar or that her family set her up with

>>12997909
I don't see either of them holding any type of affection other than platonic love.

>>12997911
An apple tree, most likely.

>>12997884
I don't think I'd want to kill myself just for a random human with amnesia to live in equestria.

Some mean ponies would probably guide him back to the diamond dog homeland where he would learn to kill, enslave, and rape poor innocent horses.

>>12997925

She's too busy to go into town/into bars, and her family wouldn't pressure a relationship on her like that.

>>12997897
>>12997911
If AJ ever had sex it would have been a one time thing just to see what all the fuss was about during a possible rebellious stage.

She's a tight laced farm girl with a strict moral upbringing. The figurative pants come off when the ring goes on.

>>12997909
>So... Dash

Not necessarily. Just the guy that comes over to help with the animals once or twice before working up the courage to ask her out. Things would just roll from there. She'd never say no.

god damn I want a pony blowjob

>>12997919
>roleplay
>dyewts

>>12997911
her first boyfriend back when she was still exploring her sexuality

>>12997949
Doesn't necessarily mean she'd say yes either.

I try to picture what would happen if some handsome pony asked Fluttershy out on a date and I see her getting adorably flustered over it and not knowing what to do with it.

>>12997946
>too busy to go into town
according to what? she takes time off to dick around with her friends all the time

>>12997983

Eh, I dunno, aj doesn't strike me as one who would go to bars alone in her free time.

>>12997911

well, strictly speaking, no-one, but she's gotten weird with Dash and a strap-on.

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>>12997954
what about a dragon blowjob?

>>12997946
Her family would want to keep the apple family name going

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Fluttershy would have codependent relationships when she was younger, make a lot of mistakes with a lot of bad and manipulative guys. She wants someone there so bad that she's willing to go through abuse because "I love him" and etc. Her whole personality is built around not only being a caretaker but a kind person. Shit, she's even the Element of Kindness itself. Doesn't mean she hasn't learned from those past mistakes nor that her friends won't help her out, but I could see her falling for it again.

>>12997911
Town Manwhore.
The farm comes first. She doesn't have time for romance. It's just to get rid of the need so she can concentrate on the farm. Maybe when AB is a bit older and can take some of the responsibilities AJ could look for a lover but till then it's strictly to keep her mind clear.

Pinkie just wants to make the colts and sometimes mare happy. Call her a slut or whatever, she's just happy that other ponies are happy and doesn't really care what the others say about her. But honestly no one is saying bad things about her. Most people know she's not doing it because she's a sex addict.

Rarity has her fair share but still less than AJ or Pinkie. You'll have to go trough enough dates to actually have a chance at it. And even then only gentlemans allowed.

>>12998010
D'aw look at him, he wants to be treated as an equal. Someone put the dog collar back on him.

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>>12997871
I wouldn't call that a problem.

>>12998010

i'd rather just have a pseudodragon than a Spike.

>>12997911
I can see her, a little younger, having a fling with some young stallion who seemed like boyfriend material. He was just passing through town, though, and she wasn't going to leave the farm to go chasing him.

>>12997813
>she will never smirk at you
>And late at night she'll berate herself for another day of not saying yes
>She will never cuddle closer to your sleeping form and promise herself "Tomorrow, for sure"

>>12998012
Big Mac is first born, the burden is his.

>>12998042
Oh yeah? What would you call it?

>>12998039

i wish i could pull of colored lineart like that