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Ver. 5.6.2.10a-freedumbs-rc6-amd64-pae

Proprietary GNU/Horse: >>12992296
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>>12996990
>>12997041
WHY
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>>12996990
It's Linux not GNU/Linux
GET FUCKED STALLMAN
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>>12996990
You mean Ubuntu, right?
I like the Ubuntu OS.
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What operating system does pone use?
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>>12997041
why is that?
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>>12997070
PoneOS
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>tfw GNU/Horse
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>Pony falls asleep on you
>soft fuzzy coaft
>poofy mane
>gnetly kissing
>sleep
>sfe
>happy
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I just witnessed a horse named 'rainbow' and a horse named 'pinky' Roleplay 'pinky' giving birth in toontown online
I'm beginning to think this game was a bad idea
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>>12997070
a ROM based version of the BASIC programming language
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>>12997089
Normally Scrubs I'd laugh. Not today.
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>>12997089
that's a nice outline for a really feely greentext
please flesh it out
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>>12997089
>girl falls asleep on you
>warm, smooth skin
>silky hair
>nuzzling your shoulder
>soft little breaths
>together tonight
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>>12997089
>gnetly kissing
>gnu/tly kissing or as i've taken to calling it gnu+tly kissing
>pone's bristly gnu's not unix beard
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>>12997070
AJ: Windows 95.
Twilight: Dualboot Linux/Windows 8
Rarity: Windows 8
Dash: Windows 7
Pinkie: Windows ME
Fluttershy: OS X
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>>12997100
And you didn't screencap it?
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MLPG its time. Conffess you sins! Reveal your secret. Vent you candy ass pedos.
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>>12997106
>you will never put your cartridge in pone's IBM PCJr
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>>12997100
And you did not screencap it? Also, why are you playing that game?
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>>12997120
Ive been watching you. You draw alot. This is good.
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>>12997117
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>>12997122
>Fluttershy: OS X
Why doesn't that surprise me?
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>>12997123
>>12997134
It was happening too fast and I was afraid for my life
I'm only playing it because of extreme nostolgia goggles and its going down next month
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>>12997122
Which pony uses Windows 2000?
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>>12997120
She looks ready for an adventure. What exciting things are in store for Rainbow Dash?
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>>12997120
The form is getting a lot better.
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>"With these glasses I can point out Wonderbolts more accurately and more quickly than I ever could!"
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>>12997122
>dash: windows 7

2slow

Dash compiled all her software from source for maximum speed. -O3 --funroll-all-loops --gofast.
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>>12997160
HA HA LOOK AT THIS EGGHEAD
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# rm -rf /
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>>12997154
luna
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>>12997120
I like this a lot
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>>12997160

But can you see why the wonderbolts love cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>12997160
She would probably use prescription goggles so she can still fly around and be able to see.
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>>12997115
>The same thing happens
>But pony has flech this time
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>>12997150
>jpg
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>>12997184
IT'S PONIES
WE'RE EATING PONIES
THEY'RE FUCKING DELICIOUS
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>>12997151
It's not like she wanted it. You just don't send Fluttershy alone. The guy saw her and just sold her the most expensive thing they had.

She also payed GeekSquad to set it up for her. And bought a 500$ Gold Plated, Virus and interference resistant HDMI monster cable.
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cmc micro where
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>>12997194

SOYLENT GREEN IS PONIES, OH GOD
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>>12997120
This is so

undashlike

Maybe it's the hair being too poofy, or the pose. I had to look at the cutie mark to see who it was.

Usually I can identify dashes like a pro.
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Ice cubes are not good for my asshole.
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>>12997201
rainbow dash macro when
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>>12997122
I still don't get why AJ gets the old computer just because she's a farmer, she earns lods of mone from the cider selling and pies
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>>12997201
In a few days
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>>12997202
PONIES ARE PEOPLE
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>>12997210
WELCOME TO ICE HELL
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>>12997222
It's been in her family for generations!
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http://i.imgur.com/pzGJcCf.jpg
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>>12997120
I can't keep up! Your too fast!
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>>12997222
>Ah just needs it for crunching a few numbers, anything more is wastefull
>I need to pay for the farm, the equipment, save for Applebloom's college funds, potentially replace granny's hiip again...
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Would you cage pone?

What if she liked to be caged for a little while when she got home for her job?
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>>12997222
Because she bought that computer less than ten years ago, why should she have to buy a new one so soon?
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>>12997222
Yeah and even with her complete monopoly over Cider, Zap Apple jam and all the rest of the Apple related products the family barely survives winter. Watch the show Dooks.

Also it's not like she knows any better. I mean Rarity and Twilight are barely at Windows 8. She's almost 90 versions ahead of them. Why upgrade?
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>>12997194
I want to sample pony's flesh.
If you know what I mean.
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>>12997222
she spends most of her money on new barns
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>>12997245
>implying AB wants to go to college
>implying she's not going to stay at home and help the family
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>>12997234
Not sure what to think of this.
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>>12997245
>>12997249
You guys make a fair point, maybe she's too stubborn to upgrade, and if it works, it works.

>>12997251
Where does all that money go?
Her hips?
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>>12997251

>Dooks
>watching the show

But then he won't be able to draw his afros.
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I keep getting invited to my colleges brony group by people I do not know and have never seen. I don't know if they are inviting me because I liked hasbro on facebook, or if they are inviting everybody on the colleges facebook page.
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>>12997282
Probably the former
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>>12997273
Hats. She has an obsession on collecting hats. That's why she had one for everyone in Magic Duel.

She has a goddamn secret bunker filled with hats. Sometimes she just goes Fool Scrooge McDuck and swims in a pool filed with hats.
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>>12997282

Probably a combination of both.

Liking the page, and being on the colleges facebook, are probably the two criteria they look for to message you.
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>>12997307
Goddamn I meant full Scrooge McDuck.
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I want to kiss Applejack.
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DORKS
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>>12997282
>facebook
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>>12997273
>Where does all that money go?
Upkeep of the farm. Granny's hip replacement

but seriously, the farm's been demolished a few times now. They are probably stiill paying off the one that got eaten in swarm of the century.
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>>12997282
>Liked hasbro on a public site with your real information
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
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>>12997324
Its how I keep in touch with my family, since I live on the other side of a continent from them.
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I wonder when terrorists will strike a brony group or a con

One day they'll invite a struggling muslim kid and he'll decide that it's time for the american decadence to die

I hope it's soon.

ps: hi NSA
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>>12997322
Go to bed Spike.
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Should I get playstation plus mlpg?
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>>12997340

What if Rumble wanted to get for sexual with Scootaloo?
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>>12997322
rarity please
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>you will never feel that tail wrap around your waist
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>>12997372
Filly x Colt is the most sexy thing
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>>12997365
No.
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>>12997372
They would need a sexual license, right now they have sexual learning permits at best.
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>>12997374
>you will never play with her luxurious beard
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>>12997390
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>>12997374
>she'll never make eyes at you
>"Nervous, darling?"
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>>12997358
FUCK YOU TWILIGHT YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
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dotkwa
halp
the archive didnt save this thread
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>>12997383

It's because you never experienced exploring relationships as children and are now old and bitter.
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>The mane six have a nice friendly sleep over
>Lots of fun and good times
>But then when the lights go out
>They gang cuddle fluttershy
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AH FUCK AH FUCK ITS A SPIDER PONY
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>>12997400
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>>12997414
aw yeah, that's it
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>>12997411
thanks mountain dew
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>>12997416
What
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>>12997416
Hey. Spider pony doesn't want to hurt you. Just don't bother her and she'll eat all those pesky bugs that are always flying around and mind her own business.
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>>12997414
That's fucking gross.
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>>12997408
I'm the closest thing you've got.
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>>12997122
Rarity would be using OSX because it's the most expensive and "classy" of the operating systems, and she's completely computer illiterate. Fluttershy would use it too just because Rarity recommended it.
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>>12997414
>get into bed
>ponies are in sleeping bags
>wish ponies good night
>turn out light
>rustling sounds
>giggling
>oooh, teehee
>aahhh, not there!
fuckign ponies
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>>12997409
Not DK, but I did save them.
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which pony is the most sexually frustrated?
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>>12997457
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>>12997458
Twilight Sparkle
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>>12997457
Sure!
Let's go see The Conjuring!
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>>12997458
Luna
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>>12997458
that one
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>>12997463
She looks more like a T-rex than a pony
Its pretty hot, really
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>>12997463
thanks
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>>12997466
I always figured that Celestia and Luna would have a royal harem.
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>>12997452
Fluttershy would probably just use a tablet to manage everything and keep records of all her animal freinds
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>>12997463
HOW DO I FAP TO THIS
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>>12997452
But it isn't the most expensive.
And a lot of people that actually know shit about designed criticized Apple for their skeuomorphic design.
Rarity wouldn't use it.
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>>12997458
AJ maybe? She prioritizes the farm and her family over everything else, so she probably doesn't have enough time for romancin'.
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>THE TABLET DRIVER WAS NOT FOUND

it was already hard to start drawing again don't give me this shit
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>>12997480
>they share it
>you're expected to service both sisters
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>>12997434
>>12997438
Jessy we know it's you. Please draw.
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>>12997466
Makes sense.
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do we have a Farscape pony?
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>>12997486
You apply a vigorous rubbing motion to your dick. Usually with your hands.
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>>12997504
>sparkly eyeshadow

U-unf?
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>>12997490
Have you ever worked so hard that you didn't have time for sex nor the energy to do so?
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>>12997492
>Celestia coaches Luna since she has less experience
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>>12997434
Dang, Flutters has been munchin on them brownies lately
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>>12997476

she looks nothing like a T-rex. maybe one of those pre-science T-rexes, when we still thought they walked around like Godzilla.

bird-dinos > zilla-dinos
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>>12997511
slut glitter
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>>12997453
Yeah that would drive me nuts.
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>>12997504

Do you think Luna searches for stallions to let her enslave them sexually for a month in exchange for 50,000 bits?
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>>12997487
There's also the part that Windows machines come in hundreds of shapes and forms.

Rarity probably has the most beautiful PC
Dash has LEDs on LEDs

She even has a golden LED fan
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>>12997480
They both have a harem that consists of fillies, colts, mares and stallions to satisfy them to their heart's desire
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Why am I getting posts on my dashboard from people I don't follow?
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>>12997514

Well yeah.
She probably has to push it out of her mind in order to get work done.

Thinking about it all the time would make getting through the day impossible.

But when she has the chance to let some of that steam off, she's desperate for it.
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>>12997531

do not

talk shit

about my waifu
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>>12997530
I want a feathery qt velociraptor.
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>>12997530
Stop getting your science all up in my massive reptilian fantasies
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unf
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>>12997411
Probably
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>>12997544

Tumblr's broken right now for everyone.
>>
Now entering a PONE ZONE

___________________________________________________________________________________
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>>12997531
oh noes he called her a slut
brony mode activate
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>>12997543
>implying Celestia still has a harem
>implying she doesn't just create constructs out of solid magical energy or summon spirit versions of whatever she wants to boink out of the Aether
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>>12997500
You can't make me.
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>>12997547
>waifuing a pony who barely has screentime

You're literally one very small step up from background waifuers
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>>12997490
You know I could see her acquiring the services of Ponyville's man whore.

She cares about getting things on the farm done. If her "needs" get to big, call the manwhore, use him and goodbye it's time to work.
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>>12997541
No.
She lets them dominate her. She needs a break from being a princess and being in charge all the time, anon.

Same with sunbutt.
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>>12997489
Applejack is a very delicious pone.
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>>12997372
then she'd get pregnangt
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>>12997544
Haha, jokes on you...
I haven't gotten a hit for hours!
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>>12997552
ɟun
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>>12997541
She's from a simpler time, when having a royal harem was just part of the deal, and her social skills are so underdeveloped that it's probably the only way she knows to meet guys.
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>>12997548

bird is cute.
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>>12997571
No but we can ask kindly.

Could your draw for us please?
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>>12997580
Would you eat her?
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Does it at least install now?
I'd move too hurd in a heartbeat if Gentoo was ported on it
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>>12997574
>background waifuers

That 40 year old man stroking a roseluck plushie at bronycon
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Did any of your parents ever hit you?
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>>12997571

Jessy please draw a Thunderhawk and/or Valkyrie pony
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>>12997571
THE WHIP SAYS OTHERWISE
NOW DRAW
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>>12997574
She had an episode all about her and played a key role in another
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I didn't like any of the season ending episodes nor the premier. They focus too much on the action/adventure stuff that's boring to me. I'd rather watch a cute slice of life show with ponies and maybe some action, but not the big bad villain kind.
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>>12997614
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
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>>12997574

>whole episode
>multiple comic appearances

Eat shit, it's better than the fags that waifu lyra and other backgrounders.
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>>12997599
Hnnnnn I'll think about it.
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>>12997596
All bird is cute except griffon

Griffon a shit
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>>12997571
What if I boop pony over and over
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>>12997623
I like the variety they bring
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>>12997545
When I was in BMT I never masturbated, so that was two months. At tech school I did a little bit, but it wasn't fulfilling. When I used a week of leave after training was done, I watched porn for hours and came five times in one sitting. Shit was nuts.
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>>12997627
draw grefone being cute
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>>12997635
Excess booping is not advised.
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>>12997629
What's wrong with griffon.
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>>12997614

WHERE THERE'S A WHIP

THERE'S A WAY
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>>12997571
Jessy why you draw your pons so chubby >>12997434
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>>12997623
I rarely enjoy them either (The Discord two-parter is an exception) but I appreciate what they're trying to do.
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>>12997629

i'm coming for you, tosser.
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>>12997629
nigga what
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>Butterfly is just a ponified version of The Kid with an attitude.
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>>12997627
Jessy, if you could find it in your heart to take pity on a dying general and make something for us, it would mean so much to me.
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Can't find any boards to ask this, so i'll ask here.
You guys hear about 4craft? /mlp/ was the first faction to disband, and it's only two days in. We also had the largest faction.
How's it feel to know that we are horrible at vidya games?
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>>12997664
crack-ier tahn rosexgilda
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>>12997594
>Luna tries to pick you up
>can't stop using harem terms and thinking you are a sex worker
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>>12997667
>Rainbow dash is just a ponified sonic
>So is flash sentry
>And shining surfer
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>>12997668
Begging.
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>>12997681
I thought 4craft fell apart months ago?
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>>12997664
>you'll never kiss Gilda and get her all blushy
sigh...
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>>12997623
it's more that they don't have enough time to do a good major villain thing

it would take a movie to do more than a minor villain with the show format
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>>12997644
I'll do it. Ill boop the pony until submission
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>>12997682

At least the characters are developed enough that you could imagine/create/write a scenario in which it's possible. It's just harder
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>>12997694
Birds can't feel their beaks very well.
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>>12997667

>Trixie is just a female version of Jeremy Clarkson

which is weird because i actually like Clarkson.
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>>12997693
Nope. This was the fourth 4craft.
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>>12997681
Playing vidya is a pleb activity. I have no time for such shit.
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>>12997705
She's a freaky hybrid.

also magic
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>>12997705

it's the gesture
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>>12997457
im now Donkey Kong
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Would you got to equestria if it meant you have to have your memory and personality completely wiped?
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>>12997681
Minecraft with others always seems like a good idea until you actually do it
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>>12997724
No
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Okay, question time.

Ignoring the fact that this is a show for little girls, which of the mane six have had sex and which have had it the most?

No jokes, no >implying. Straight up opinions based on their personalities as seen in the show.

Virgins:
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle

Once:
AJ

Multiple:
Rainbow Dash
Rarity

I can't place Pinkie Pie. Either she's a virgin because of her innocent naivete or she's a total horndog and has sex every weekend and every other Wednesday.
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>>12997705
It doesn't have to be on the beak.
It could be on the cheek.
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>>12997724
Will it replace my brain with a new brain?
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>>12997724
No, an ending of consciousnesses is death. It might as well not be you at all.
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>>12997735
>Straight up opinions based on their personalities as seen in the show.
they are all virgins
>MUH HEAD CANON
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>>12996990
Ahh, /g/ and /mlp/ all in one place. I can RIP In Peace now...
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>>12997710
>The Stag is just a deerified version of the Stigg.
>We don't get it either, and neither should you.
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>>12997724
but if you lose both of those then are you even you anymore? you have to at least keep your memory or there's no point
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>>12997722
Obviously this mean you are now on. On, like Donkey Kong.
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>>12997681
/mlp/ wasn't the first to fall apart, this last time maybe but /v/ and /tg/ fell apart the first 2 times. It's just a shit idea that people have lost interest in now that it's failed 2 or 3 times already.
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>>12997735
I could see Dash being a virgin who claims she's had sex before.
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>>12997724
No, the adult human brain can't recover from that, so it would mean two kinds of death, one after another.
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>>12997749
the point is that while you essentially kill yourself, the new you gets to go to equestria. Would you sacrifice you so that a different you can find paradise?
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>>12997724
So a mindless drooling corpse is sent to equestria that looks like me? Seems shit, why bother?
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>>12997749
Complete transformation. It is worth it.
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>>12997735
Fluttershy was probably in a lot of bad relationships where she depended on the guy so much that she'd do anything for him. This includes sex so every time reminds her of being abused.
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>>12997750
should I expand dong?
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>>12997735
>Straight up opinions based on their personalities as seen in the show
>sex
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>>12997652
It was a request on here. They asked for chubbyshy.

>>12997668
on't bribe me with pinkest horse, that's cheating.
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>>12997765
no

why would i sacrifice myself...for a new version of myself
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>>12997778
unf
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>>12997778
WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE

OR ALL THE OTHER ONES
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>>12997765
if the new you is a drooling retard that needs to be force fed everything and can barely learn how to hold a fork without hurting itself, it isn't worth it
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I tried to make a draw but I failed, I'll resume inking tomorrow
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>>12997745
The show will never touch on their sexual experiences.

Calling them all virgins is headcanon too.

>>12997760
Agreed. Seems just like her.

>>12997773
That's just depressing.

>>12997775
Like I said, ignoring the fact that it is a show for little girls and just going off the characters themselves.
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>>12997783
Exactly it's like killing yourself so another-significantly stupider anon can go.
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>>12997774
Expand as you see fit, or keep it how you like. All I can say is that you should draw what you enjoy, while still keeping it tasteful.
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>>12997773
>>12997760

These both work pretty well, actually.
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>>12997773
She'd never even realize she was being abused/used.
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>>12997765
It's pointless.

You'd be better off killing yourself. At least then you wouldn't burden a nice pony with a confused and really stupid human that doesn't remember how to walk.
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>>12997765
death? that's cool i guess. i'll take it
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>>12997795
Not him but what if I want to draw oppai loli
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>>12997790
I like that mane

Ponies with normal hairstyles are cute
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>>12997794
It's not killing yourself. You maintain your soul.
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>Liking theropods

Weirdos
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>>12997789
Think of it as a factory reset. You new person is concious and kill still talk and stuff, so imagine a terrible case of amnesia.
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>>12997694
>you will never have completely casual sex with Gilda
>you will never remain pure bros without letting sex ruin your friendship
>you will never go out to a bar with her and one of her other friends
>you will never be asked by her friend how long the two of you have been going out
>you will never both say at the exact same time "Oh, we're not going out."

>she will never smirk at you
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>>12997778
Y-you aren't going to leave us, are you?
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>>12997786
so you don't like fat ponies unless they are drawn by popular female artists?
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>>12997803
Plus the adult brain wouldn't be as adapt at learning as a child, it's just not set up the same way. So you'd probably be incredibly difficult to teach.
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>>12997773
I can't imagine Fluttershy allowing herself to become that intimate with anybody.

Probably never even had a bf/gf
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>>12997806
Keep it tasteful. Shortstacks have their own charms.
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>>12997817
It begins.
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>>12997813
snarky put your name back on
we all know it's you
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>>12997681
Huh, we were just talking about 4craft a little last thread, actually. 4craft was a good while ago, though, not two days, and we did pretty well that time. Did it restart or something? Mind linking me to the sites again?
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>>12997795
then expand I shall
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>>12997822
I can.
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>>12997809
Your soul is your memory and your personality.

When it dies, you die. When your body dies, your brain cells break down and your "soul" dies.
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>>12997809
Can my soul remind me not to shit myself in public? No? I don't think that works very well.
>>12997812
That implies some memory though, you'd need to remember things like social graces, speech patterns, lessons you've learned and why you know them.
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>>12997822
I'd think she'd go into it head first and need someone to need her.
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>>12997820
yes you're right anonymous you saw right through me
its not like i haven't always like chubby ponos
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>>12997748
>that new special where they try to get Yorkshire Stig to test a shitty car and he just runs away

was humor
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>>12997822

She probably wouldn't allow it, no, but I can see her being pressured into it by a manipulative partner of some sort. She would probably be guilted into it to make the other person happy.
gosh thats sad
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>>12997848
Is your current life that great?
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>>12997822
She'll go through life mostly alone and more than likely marry the first pony she has any meaningful relationship with.
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>>12997822
I can see her wanting to desperately, but always unable to open up herseelf enough to even begin talking to someone, let alone getting into a relationship.
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I'm a little teapot short and stout
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>>12997685
>"YES, my comely subject, I am requesting your services as my consort!"
>"Of course, you will be AMPLY rewarded with coin for your services!"
>"Naturally, this arrangement is dependent upon a PERSONAL audit of your worthiness!"
>"For that purpose, shall we dine in Canterlot, and AFTERWARDS partake of the abundant novelties the capital has to offer?"
>It takes you several minutes to process that she's just asking you to dinner and a movie.
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>>12997806
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>>12997851
nice save! masterfully done.
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>>12997832

not ALL of them know.
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>>12997822
Wouldn't she want kids?
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>>12997860
anon

you're talking about suicide here
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>>12997848
But no personal memory of any kind. You will know what a mother and father is, but not remember yours. You will know what a house is, but not your own. So on and so on.
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>>12997851
indeed you haven't
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>>12997735
Virgins:
Dash
Twilight
Fluttershy

Sex
Rarity
AJ
Pinkie
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>>12997878
Probably a dozen. She has good maternal instincts

Twilight on the other hand...
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>>12997878
I don't think she'd necessarily /want/ them. But if she ended up with some she'd be happy and a good mother.
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>>12997843
Dash is about the only pony I can see her getting that close to since they've been friends since clear back when they were kids.

But at the same time I don't see Dash reciprocating that kind of affection.

>>12997849
That's a possibility, but it would have to be somebody she's known for a LONG while and trusts. She can get advice from her friends after a relationship like that forms.

>>12997856
Peer Pressure episode incoming!

>>12997862
So... Dash

>>12997863
SAD is a hell of a thing.

>>12997878
Of course she wants kids, but the problem isn't the desire it's the actual courage to do.
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>>12997897

Who would aj have done it with?
Realistically
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>>12997793
>ignoring the whole point of the show
ok
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>>12997447
That's a good one, I'm sure Celestia: the one who raised me, would get a kick outta that.
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>>12997911
Someone nice she met at a bar or that her family set her up with
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>>12997909
I don't see either of them holding any type of affection other than platonic love.
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>>12997911
An apple tree, most likely.
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>>12997884
I don't think I'd want to kill myself just for a random human with amnesia to live in equestria.

Some mean ponies would probably guide him back to the diamond dog homeland where he would learn to kill, enslave, and rape poor innocent horses.
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>>12997925

She's too busy to go into town/into bars, and her family wouldn't pressure a relationship on her like that.
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>>12997897
>>12997911
If AJ ever had sex it would have been a one time thing just to see what all the fuss was about during a possible rebellious stage.

She's a tight laced farm girl with a strict moral upbringing. The figurative pants come off when the ring goes on.
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>>12997909
>So... Dash

Not necessarily. Just the guy that comes over to help with the animals once or twice before working up the courage to ask her out. Things would just roll from there. She'd never say no.
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god damn I want a pony blowjob
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>>12997919
>roleplay
>dyewts
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>>12997911
her first boyfriend back when she was still exploring her sexuality
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>>12997949
Doesn't necessarily mean she'd say yes either.

I try to picture what would happen if some handsome pony asked Fluttershy out on a date and I see her getting adorably flustered over it and not knowing what to do with it.
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>>12997946
>too busy to go into town
according to what? she takes time off to dick around with her friends all the time
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>>12997983

Eh, I dunno, aj doesn't strike me as one who would go to bars alone in her free time.
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>>12997911

well, strictly speaking, no-one, but she's gotten weird with Dash and a strap-on.
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>>12997954
what about a dragon blowjob?
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>>12997946
Her family would want to keep the apple family name going
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Fluttershy would have codependent relationships when she was younger, make a lot of mistakes with a lot of bad and manipulative guys. She wants someone there so bad that she's willing to go through abuse because "I love him" and etc. Her whole personality is built around not only being a caretaker but a kind person. Shit, she's even the Element of Kindness itself. Doesn't mean she hasn't learned from those past mistakes nor that her friends won't help her out, but I could see her falling for it again.
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>>12997911
Town Manwhore.
The farm comes first. She doesn't have time for romance. It's just to get rid of the need so she can concentrate on the farm. Maybe when AB is a bit older and can take some of the responsibilities AJ could look for a lover but till then it's strictly to keep her mind clear.

Pinkie just wants to make the colts and sometimes mare happy. Call her a slut or whatever, she's just happy that other ponies are happy and doesn't really care what the others say about her. But honestly no one is saying bad things about her. Most people know she's not doing it because she's a sex addict.

Rarity has her fair share but still less than AJ or Pinkie. You'll have to go trough enough dates to actually have a chance at it. And even then only gentlemans allowed.
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>>12998010
D'aw look at him, he wants to be treated as an equal. Someone put the dog collar back on him.
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>>12998010
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>>12997871
I wouldn't call that a problem.
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>>12998010

i'd rather just have a pseudodragon than a Spike.
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>>12997911
I can see her, a little younger, having a fling with some young stallion who seemed like boyfriend material. He was just passing through town, though, and she wasn't going to leave the farm to go chasing him.
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>>12997813
>she will never smirk at you
>And late at night she'll berate herself for another day of not saying yes
>She will never cuddle closer to your sleeping form and promise herself "Tomorrow, for sure"
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>>12998012
Big Mac is first born, the burden is his.
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>>12998042
Oh yeah? What would you call it?
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>>12998039

i wish i could pull of colored lineart like that
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>>12997100
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>>12998019
I just want to be there for her and make life bliss ;_;
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>>12997911
A farmhand she thought she had feelings for.
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>>12998065
An early bloomer
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>an actual serious discussion about pony sex

What the fuck is going on?
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>>12998055
what if he was sterile?
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>>12998091
no, it's a problem

when boobs get bigger than C cups they cause back pain. larger breasts don't even produce more milk, it's all fat.
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>>12998091
But what about all of the physical and social problems that it would cause?
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>>12997871
She'd probably knock herself out with those tits.
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>>12998106
That's assuming an awful lot.
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>>12998105
i dont even know man
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>>12998075

Now I imagine every new farmhand has to prove themselves to AJ that they're strong/powerful enough to work on the farm, and she lets each one rut her silly.
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>>12998105
MLPG night thread. Stick around and watch these fools jack off into a dead pony.
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>>12997871
I think those tits would tears her skin apart
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>>12998105
This is one of the more tame discussions really.
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>>12998117
Imagine the heartbreak when she just shuns them after she's used them.
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>>12998023
>Pinkie just wants to make the colts happy
>colts

>Pinkie is always happy to be a teenage colt's first time, and teach him everything he needs to know about how to please a mare

...unf...
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>>12998121
>into
that makes it worse
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>>12998116
minthorse doesn't love you
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>>12998117
I can't picture AJ doing that ever.

>>12998121
Night Time MLPG is my typical MLPG visiting time. Usually when people talk about sex it's all jokes, fetishes and shit.
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>>12998111
>>12998112
oh my god whatever
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>>12998135
No. She's very clear and honest to them going into it that this is a one time thing.
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>>12998023
sex with Rarity would take the most work
but it would also be the most rewarding
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>>12998117
Nah, she would have each "suitor" have to pass a test that's usually impossible, like defeat her in competitions or something. Could lead to an interesting story of using one's wits to overcome physical problems like the Trials of Heracles.
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>>12998105
I don't like thing but if it's what people want
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>>12998134
That's kind of why I'm surprised.
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i felt obligated to draw your slightly above average ship because you called me out, anon.
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>>12998150

Well duh, of course not
But it's still kinda hot
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>>12998121
This isn't fetish

This is 100% serious headcanons about who pone had sex with

You can't even get a boner to it, it's dumb fanfiction
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>>12998137
It's an investment really. That way the colt won't disappoint the mare, and both will be happy thanks, indirectly, to her.

She's not that good of a teacher but she gets the basics down.
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>>12998151
Now hey don't get me wrong I find really really big boobs adorable, I was just playing devil's advocate. How would you help here with them?
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>>12998179
Not necessarily who pony has had sex with, just whether or not they've had sex and under what circumstances they would have sex.
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>>12998116
mewball go to bed, lyra's there
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>>12998179
Just like all speculation that ever existed in MLPG since it's started?

And it's not like this isn't the hundredth time we have this discussion.
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>>12997851

>not haven't always liked

Wait so you've always liked them?

I thought you didn't.
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>>12998074
It would be hard for her to really trust you. Would you be able to put up with her broken views on a relationship with her?
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>>12998179
Speculation about the nature of charachters is fun
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>>12998211
There is nothing new under the marker.
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Man I haven't really felt like drawing in a few days, but I really need to. I kinda need to make rent, too. Fuck emotions suck.
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>>12998200
Lyra is out on the town fucking stallions in an underground human roleplay club

She left a lyra plush in the bed so bonbon wouldn't get suspiciois
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So many archers around, can this happen?
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>>12998171
>slightly above average
It's a cute ship. Nice. Adorable.

Personally I prefer this one
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>>12998221
UNF
why do I like tail docks so much?
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>>12998221
Just keep insisting that it's OK for her to say no to you. She'll get it eventually.
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>>12998234
>arch is shit
>rarity is the worst pony

maybe
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>>12998149
>>12998200
you guys are sending me mixed messages
but i think ill probably turn in earlyish
>>12998213
i like chubby. basically the max fat i like is around what jessy just posted. anything more than that i think its gross, but a little fat is unf
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>>12998161

no, sex with Rarity is fairly easy. it feels good, burns lots of calories, and is a fairly fun use of an evening, especially against drinking by yourself until the wee hours of the morning. all you gotta do is be attractive and make her curious.

making love to Rarity, however, is very difficult.
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>>12998149
That's because she loves me.
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>>12998260
Then once you've lulled her into a false sense of security, BAM.
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>>12998269

Then draw a chubby Lyra having her stomach kneaded by fingers.
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>>12998243
I don't know, but I like them too
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>>12998269
I like my girlsI mean ponies with curves

Also shhh lyra will take care of you
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>>12998275
>sex with Rarity
>easy
Snarky pls
pls

She's a lady
5 dates minimum.

She'll tease you endlessly if you're cute tough.
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>>12998286
You eat her?
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>>12998286
I would never do that to her.
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>>12997531
>slut glitter
words hurt anon
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>>12998275
making love to any of them is difficult
because to do that they have to love you
>>
DownWithMewball
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>>12998286
Break up with her, making it as messy as possible, make sure she feels it's entirely her fault.
That'll teach her.
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>>12998282
THATS MY WAIFU NIGGA
STEP AWAY FROM THE MINTY PONE
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>>12998286
She'd be so afraid of that that she might never fall in love again.
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>>12998320
go to bed mewball.
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>>12998315

i'm glad i'm not the only one who "ctrl f"s my name
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>>12998320
I hope we didn't scare MT away
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Minthorse thinks you're cute
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>>12998315
I suppose it's better than slut glue.
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>>12998333
You did.
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>>12998333
I want to see AppleDan,MT and Ross fuck each other
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>>12998300
>she holds her tail just enough for you to take a peek
>you don't even know if she's doing that intentionally or it's just the glasses of wine playing tricks on your mind
>or if she even knows if you looked
>but she knows
>>
NEW COMIC DAY
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>>12998332
Does it give you a boner poeple are talking about you?
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>>12998335
N-no I'm not...
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>>12998290
kneading is kinda weird im not sure i like it
>>12998292
same
o-okay
>>12998320
who are you
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>>12998348
Apple and Ross would fuck each other. Gauranteed.

MT doesn't play around like that.
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>>12998300

let's just agree to disagree. there are two camps, and they will never be reconciled.
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>>12998367
DownWithMewball2013
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>>12998351
Reminds me of this
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>>12998351
I would force myself on her even if she said no and I'd only stop if she tried to physically get away from me, a few no's won't stop my lust for horse pussy
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>>12998383
YOUR SO FUNNY! DWM!
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>>12998300
>being teased by Rarity
>seeing her swaying her hips just a little bit more than she normally would when she walks
>her making eyes at you
>brushing her tail under your chin
>making veiled comments about her sexual prowess
I would be hard as diamonds
and it would make that moment when she finally asks you to accompany her to her room all the more exciting
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>>12998161
You expected some sort of crazy femdom thing or her to be a complete minx.
She just lies there looks off to the side, never says anything, and expects you to do all the work.
It's what a ladies do she says.

You break up with her after a week.
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APPLES APPLES APPLES
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>>12998335
>tfw your mint waifu is actually from the show

OC a shit
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>>12998388
That is rape Anon. You would be raping her.
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IT'S PONY TIME

GET UP
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>>12998367
we niggas
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>>12998396

i have so many ideas for what i'd want to do for a rarity quest
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Style experiment shit.

Goodnight MLPG
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>>12998351

she doesn't ever say anything, but then, she doesn't have to. her eyes say it for her. "oh, you filthy boy. you are awful, but i like you."
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>>12998408
You've gotta be more clear, if you say no a few times and then let it happen, I'm going to assume you like it, if you don't like it then struggle
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>>12998396
>most stallions don't get past the first date
>those who do barely have chances to see the bedroom
>No one ever got a second chance
>except for you
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>>12998436
>"oh, you filthy boy. you are awful, but i like you."

there are not enough sweating-man images on the internet
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>implying Rarity wouldn't be ashamed of her sexual side because it's "unlady like" and would be afraid of being a slut so she just abstains
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>>12998430
Good night Dooks. I'm glad you haven't been tainted by these fuckers.
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>>12998171
who are you? thats good pony
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>>12998474
>Implying

Dooks has already been infected by the lewd
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>>12998471
What if she uses sex as an empowerment device over colts.
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>>12998474
That's what you think fucker.
http://nsfdooks.tumblr.com/
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>>12998471
There is nothing unlady like about sex.

You just have to be selective in who and when you do it.
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>>12998471
It''s just part of the romantic experience
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>>12998453
I'm telling you man. They keep dead ponies and when the time is right they just jerk off into them.
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>>12998396

>she takes you home
>"uh, and, um, my name's, uh--"
>she holds up her hoof and shushes you
>"no names. impress me, and i'll remember to ask tomorrow."
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>>12998421
The only way I could see it is a long long build up, half of it filled with uncertainty from both sides till it finally happens in a romantic way.

But then? You're sure that the guys in bondage are teased less than you are in a day.
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>>12998494
>Somebodys drawing porn! Better harass them endlessly!
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>>12998471
More like rarity is completely fine with her sexuality and her feminity and loves to explore it to its full potential.

normally its reserved for the bed room, but a free drinks and she starts to get a bit more playfully aggressive.
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>>12998491
That's boring though anon.
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>>12998504
Snarky you have a shit interpretation of Rarity. Just saying.
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>>12998487
>>12998494
That shit tame you babies.
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>>12998487
I only draw it/color it on special ocasions.

Cute>Lewd.

Now goodnight for reals.
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>>12998479
looks like >jalm didn't expect to see a >drawing from him
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>>12998536
Give him time.
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>>12998471
>implying I wouldn't fuck her wordlessly and mechanically, then leave the second I cum to make her feel worthless and like an object, telling her not to look at me or say anything
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>>12998546
It's good but why
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>>12998530

it's been a while.

also, if i'm honest, i'm not going for anything besides sexual appeal to a specific set of people.
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>>12998572
Why not?
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Meanwhile, in syria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBDb0fI_pwE
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>all this talk of sex with Rarity
>excited, want to masturbate
>roommate is sleeping facing my bed
this is the worst hell
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>>12998582
its a good excuse to pack when writing something wrong
half the shit you write doesn't sound like anything rarity would say
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>>12998583
Why is her neck broken
Why is situation happening
If he fell asleep playing the thing, why isn't it closer
How is it giving off so much light
Why is the backlight green

I could go on but that would just be annoying
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>>12998514
The people who don't make a big deal about it tend to be the ones that fly under the radar
Look at Tex and Tess vs. Dooks or LK
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Anon, come to bed~
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>>12998611
I'm responding.
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>>12998603
This
I understand what you're doing Snarky. You just want to please but down the way you loose Rarity and just get a random woman that says darling a lot.
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>>12998596
take a laptop or smartphone
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>>12998603

i know. i re-ponied recently. the problem is, show-accurate doesn't get put over in night threads.
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>>12998624
Yes Rarity
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>>12998550
My computer's been dead for the past few weeks so I couldn't draw all that much, but I recently got a new one. I can start streaming now but i'm terrified of people watching me draw.
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>>12998596
>not being able to masturbate completely silently and to your imagination

read a book son
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>>12998635
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>>12998660
wh-
I never said I couldn't use my imagination
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>>12998659
jailbait said so too, but he strammed gestures and then died
do you know what's the matter with him? i tried to contact him, but nothing happened
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>>12998660
I really don't get how you guys can make so much noise, really.
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>>12998624
I won't go near that fucking bed unless it was disinfected with fire.

Oh and don't think about harvesting my organs. I'm on to your scheme
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>>12998689
I'm sure jailbait has a life creepy clingy anon.
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>>12998722
he owes me a drawwww request
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>>12998700
But I'm a pony
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Would you absorb your least favorite pony, steal her identity and memories and then slowly become the slutty mare?
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>>12998722
i just find it strange that he completely pulled away, but okay. i guess i should leave him be then.
>>
MORE FUN THAN THE COLOUR PINK
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Rarity is pure maiden.
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>>12998730
And for a second I thought you were concerned for the guy.

Be patient.
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>>12998762
>more fun than something that doesn't exist
NOT LIKE THAT'S HARD
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>>12998689
He was in the thread like a week ago. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to bother him some other time. if he isn't on skype, then i can't reach him either.
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>>12998762
>COLOUR
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>>12998766
Get on the table.
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>>12998744
Oh yes a pony. A cute innocent pony.
Never trust a pretty face.
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>>12998689
he hasnt been on skype
he wasnt doing so good the last time i talked to him so i dunno
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>>12998782

N-no
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>>12998759
Ever thought he probably has school?
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>>12998775
korrok pls
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>>12998789
But I'm an ugly pony
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>>12998593
Welp. Whoever did it, war incoming.

Brb canada
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There is probably something wrong with me, but she just looks so darn cute.
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>>12998802
Saying please a shitload of times won't change anything.
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>>12998803
Oh really.
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Does anyone have the original 'Get off the table' image?
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>>12998796
I thought you were going to sleep. Make up your mind.
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>>12998811
Nothing wrong with you. She's adorable.
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>>12998803
Ugly people have a higher incidence of mental illness. Brain development and facial development are intertwined, after all.

Due to selection (the smart make money and marry the sexy), attractive people have higher IQs on average, so if and when they scheme, their schemes are likely to succeed.

Do not trust ugly people or pretty people. Only the average are safe.
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>>12998800
so do i. he could just have said one thing and it all be cleared up.
>>12998796
that's what i feared.

okay, let's better cut it here
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>>12998744

ponies can harvest organs.
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>>12998811
She'd look even cuter in a one piece bathing suit.
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>>12998812
I see what you did there.
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>>12998812
Crying over a flesh wound. I've seen worse.
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>>12998837
I hate whoever drew that.
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>>12998811
That's a really chipper face
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>12996990
>amd64
>pae

Pick one.

love 2008 /g/
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http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/sx20xrc70d1nydn/rarity%20damage.gif
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>>12998757
inFamous > Prototype
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>>12998829
Trust the average. Look at this pleb. I'm surprised you are even alive.
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>>12998861
/g/ pls
Stop spying on us.
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>>12998811
What a cutie. The boobs do look a little low but I'm guessing that's because of weight. I'm no boobologist. Like they are coming out from the middle of her torso.
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>>12998841
Aren't you a peach.
>>12998848
I put some soy sauce on it. I should be ok.
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>>12998853
Pony hates you too
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>>12998817
no
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>>12998872
Maybe. I don't know. Never played inFamous. but I had a shitload of fun with Prototype so whatever.
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>>12998861
Dude you guys are creepier than our resident anon.
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>>12998817
i remember the SLUTSLUTSLUT.gif tess made, but i can't find it right now. was it the one?
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>>12998861
what is /g/'s deal with us

every time i go to /g/ they're tsundere for pone
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>>12998931
Because /g/ and bronies are both manchildren~
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>>12998927

It was an mspaint image of a bunch of anons sitting around the table, one of them lying on it, all droning SLUTSLUTSLUT at one guy who complains.
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>>12998927
I think he means the stick comic about mlpg
for some reason I think GG made it
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>>12998931
Well /g/ is obsessed with their chinese cartoons and pony is close enough.
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File deleted.
>tfw the sketch always looks better
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>>12998952
They also collect dolls and spunk on them
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>>12997179
No, Luna uses 3.11
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>>12998931
/g/ is kinda funny.
I mean while most other boards will argue about anything /g/ ignores it most of the time. Post pony? Whatever, as long as you don't insult my phone, OS, rig, desktop you're just a faggot.
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>tfw half of lyra's eyes are transparent
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Wow you guys haven't you heard? The other happening?

Why do you think /g/ is quietly spying on us while they jerk on there dolls?
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>>12998963
>tfw inks always look better
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>>12998952
It's silly. /g/ watches/d pone and bitches about how season 1 was better whenever you ask them about it.
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>>12999008
I think the level of detail that Richard Williams animates at would drive most people insane, including him.
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It's too quiet around here. I love you guys. If you loved me, you'd all castrate yourselves.

Cya.
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>>12999019
I've seen show discussion on /v/ some times
>someone post pony
>shitstorm
>someone says "who cares it's been shit after S1"
>then someone says that S2 is better and they argue about that

And they know a shitload about pony. And this isn't just things that you pick up from just hating something.
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>>12999001
sheeeeeit I adjusted the eyes and forgot to refill them
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>>12999007
The other happening is pointless to discuss

There are good arguments for every side

>assad did it
>rogue general
>us false flag
>it was the opposition

We just don't know, but no matter what happened someone is going to intervene now
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>>12999059
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM YOUR MISTAKES. I'M SAVING THE BROKEN VERSION
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>>12999058
>>12999019
happens on every board
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>>12999063
Wait what happened now?
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You are given a choice between a human that really loves you and a pony that might like you

Pick one.
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>>12999094
Do I choose the pony?
Also do I have high chances or normal chances?
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>>12999087
Sand people killing each other
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>>12999058
S2 was at least as good as S1. I personally say it was better but it was definitely not shit.

S3 was okay.
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>>12999058
Well they've got to do something to occupy their time.

What else is there to do? Play video games?

Why the hell would /v/ want to play video games, anon?
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>>12999094
Depends if the human is cute and hot. If you set me up with another trap I'll find you and shit down your throat.
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>>12999113
The sand people scare easy but they'll be back, and in greater numbers.
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>>12999094
Can she be a kawaii 2d girl?
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>>12999151
How would you penetrate her? You would rip her apart. Literally. She's made of ink and shit
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>>12999114
S2>S1>=S3
All of them are good
S1 was pretty stable with the quality of the episodes. A lot of high points and some low points.
S2 was all over the place but the highs there were higher than S1. Same could be said about the lows too.
S3 was like S1. Stable, just that the highs weren't as high as S1 and the lows weren't as low. The bad things are just accentuated by lower number of episodes.
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>>12999150
The whole thing is just stroking elitist dick
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>>12999094
if i choose one, is it a random pone or human or can i choose or influence what i get?
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>>12999185
I loved Linus' response to that. He rektd Stallman.

Both are huge dicks in their own way tough.
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>>12999074
fuck
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>>12999094
Ok Ill make my decision now! I want to be a colt and I want to pick a human female of my choosing.
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>>12999043
Pretty much. I can't quite comprehend how devastating the whole Thief and the Cobbler affair must have been for him.
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>>12998817
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>>12999185
>>12999213
>All this talk of dicks
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>>12999094
which human?
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GODDAMMIT MLPG STOP BEING SO INTERESTING. I NEED TO GO TRAIN SO MY WAIFU WOULD LOVE ME IF SHE WAS REAL
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>>12999235

Thanks m8
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>>12999251
Anon are you sitting down? I have bad news about your waifu
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>>12999184
S2 ruined twilight's character though
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>>12999283
How
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>>12999233
He won't talk about it if that gives any clues.
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>>12999150
>>12999185
>>12999213
where did that happen anyway?
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Is there any way to recover a .sai file from the .dat files? My computer froze, a rare occurance, and I was almost done, so I didn't save. The filesize seems about right for what the picture would be, but there's no .tmp file in the folder I think it should be in, only .dats and .cid files.
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>>12999278
W-what happened?
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where are the penises
i was promised penises
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>>12999094
Is it an oppai loli Sweetie?
This is important.
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>>12999299
Made her twice as neurotic and introduced a nonsensical brother that contradicted with her character introduction.

>Im a pony that doesn't know shit about friends
>NEVERMIND
>I HAD A FRIEND
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>>12999251
>tfw just came back from excercise
haha. i already trained for my husbando, scrub.
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>>12999314
WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE USE THE AUTOSAVE PROGRAM NOW THAT IT EXISTS.
GODDAMN
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>>12999315
Anon. Your waifu does not exist. Also, you have crabs.
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>>12999314

blah blah rediv blah penis blah sex
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>>12999251
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>>12999344
>having a husbando who doesn't know you exist.
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>>12999348
What autosave program?
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>>12999377
I would waifu Acid if she didn't have a dick or stupid vore fetish
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Pone doesn't give me a boner anymore and I have no desire to masturbate, what's wrong with me, it's been more than a week now
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>>12999342
He was more of a lover then a friend.
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>>12999251
don't waste your time and get to it
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>>12999411
Google Sai auto save. It's a script
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>>12999413
Anon it's ok. You're gay.
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>>12999412
I'm fine with the dick (maybe make it slightly shorter) but yeah that vore shit has to go. Maybe make her only like seven to nine feet tall.
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>>12999431
What is it about futa with a vagina that makes me go full boner retard?
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>>12999412
I'd waifu Acid if she wasn't so fuck it she's hot I'd bone her so hard
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>>12999483
More efficient porn

More genitalia per pony
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>>12999251
Just draw yourself training, man. Much less tiring.
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>>12999434
Could you link me? I tried searching but all that comes up is topics complaining about the lack of the feature
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>>12998821
i never said i was gonna sleep right now

also i just got divekick
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>>12999483
you don't have to choose between two nice things without missing the other
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>>12999342
Okay
Both times are justified and make sense. She was a neurotic wreck since S1 ( Swarm of the Century, Bird in Your Hoof)

In LZ she was late with her report to Celestia. If Celestia gets involved it all instantly goes to hell. In Swarm she was somewhat logical thinking till she saw Celestia and then she broke. In Bird she thought that Celestia would exisle and imprison Fluttershy for trying to take care of her damn bird. This showed that even tough she spent so much time with Celestia, her being her goddamn mentor, she still assumes the worst and exaggerates it.

Remember
>Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings from her new home in Ponyville.
Seeing how she interprets things and how she always assumes the worst her behavior is completely justified in LZ.

As for Time Cop. Her future self looking fucked up, using magic she didn't even know existed, time traveled to warn her of something very bad will happen in a week. That's a pretty damn good reason to go insane. I mean her first guess about future Twilight was that a fucking war started so just from looking at her she assumed something pretty damn bad will happen.

As for her brother she left him when she was a filly. And a friendship with a brother when she was a small kid isn't really that big of a deal.
Cadence tough is a bigger insult to that part so fuck her.
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>>12999442
>>12999442
I was going nonstop for the past few months, maybe I'm burnt out
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>>12999502
>>12999524
Like I'm not gay or anything but I would worship a hyper futa pony with a vagina. Make her squirm as I make her cum out of both ends. Pleasure her past the point of orgasm and listen to her moan and watch her buck.
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>>12999505
post that pic of your butt again and I will
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>>12999568
what's your opinion on balls?
they work a lot better on ponies since there's plenty of room
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>>12999598
This is going to sound utterly retarded, but they have to be a girl's balls. Heaving ponynuts would be great.
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>>12999505
http://porifra.tumblr.com/post/57443201267/autosave-elfsnote
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>>12999632
good. that is the objectively correct answer.
patricians don't play when there aren't any balls on the field.
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would anyone be down for a movie stream?
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Ignore 90% of the drawing
Ignore everything that is related to it
Just look at that Rarity
I NEED MORE OF RARITY LIKE THAT
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>>12999702
give us what you have to offer
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>>12999702
It's 4 am

go to bed
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>>12999722
mew lives on the worst coast
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>>12999697
Just imagine fucking her and reaching under her belly and tugging on her huge sac while she bucks her cock forward legs quaking and panting throaty moans as you overload her oh god my boner
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>>12999702
I would
What movie
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>>12999638
Thank you so much
I take it there's probably no way to recover my file from what I had before?
>>12999579
I've never even posted my butt, anon please
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GASP
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>>12999769
Unfortunately I don't know
Also you owe me your first born.
I'll be waiting
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>>12999702
>3:49am

why you gotta do this to me every time man
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>>12999769
Not him but probably not if you haven't searched in your folders
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i got my wisdom teeth out today

wheeee
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>>12999769
I bet it was all a ruse to get you to post your butt. Dude probably didn't even have the link.
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>>12999770
tomprestonpls
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>>12999785
Ouch. I'd rather keep mine.
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>>12999785
Hurt like a bitch, didnt it
Did you feel the crunching
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>>12999715
>>12999767
i have Anchorman, Tangled, and My Neighbor Totoro

I was thinking Totoro but whatever you guys like.

>>12999783
its only 1 am tho
also someone strammed at 4 am PST last night gosh
sorry tho
>>12999785
rarity gonna be feelin good after she pops those tho
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>>12999785
vicodin is nice
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>>12999785
Good for you. You're in murrika so you were probably drugged.
Also that PhD looks fake as fuck Colgate.
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>>12999770
That's not a very good animatipon.
But it would suffice for a game.
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>>12999838
It was the best way for her to get her dental fetish.
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>>12999833
Uhh I haven't heard of the third one so I'd rather that than boring hair and movie I've seen a billion times
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>>12999784
This is all I have. These seem to be the only files created? The .dat file seems to be big enough to be my picture but I have no idea how to get it to open, renaming it to .sai fails.
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>>12999838
>You're in murrika so you were probably drugged
Wait how do they do it where you are?
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>>12999764
imagine what grabbing one of her nuts, larger than a fist must feel like. first you feel the soft smoth skin of that sack, but once your grip gets firm you feel the hardness of her testicle, pulsing and churning with seed.
unless you like it cold and have her nuts all retracted
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>>12999785
I got mine out last year and I got 30 percocet, and when I didn't need them anymore I took the 19 I had left and it didn't do shit. I was so mad, I guess opiate tolerance never really goes away.
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>>12999882
>Kari
oh my~
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>>12999833
i have never seen totoro.
dub or weeaboo?
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>>12999833
it's fine, I just wish our schedules didn't conflict so much
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>>12999882
I wouldn't know. Going by filesize isn't really a good bet
Also, your package should be getting there tomorrow morning
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>>12999833
Totoro
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>>12999867
You haven't heard of Totoro? Man, you've gotta see this.
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>>12999887

Not him but Ukraine

You're strongly encouraged to get blackout drunk, that way the cheapo numbing solution dulls the senses to a degree great enough that a skilled dentist can extract them before your body can interpret the pain and shake around.
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>>12999867
its a great animated ghibli movie
>>12999927
dub
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>>12999978
Fox or Disney dub?
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>>12999969
>>12999978
Well let's do that one
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>>12999903
I don't even care having someone hyper letting me explore their body and being okay with me doing whatever I want is the hottest shit. Hyper anything from tits to (a girl's) cock.
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>>12999978
Totoro!
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>>12999978
les do dis
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>>12999887
They inject some shitty local anesthetic near it and then pull it out while you're awake

That's if you're lucky and they can grip it. if not they'll just cut it in multiple pieces and pull them out.

Fun
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>>12999978
DUBBED ANIME IS SCUM
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>>13000037
disney
>>13000038
>>12999959
>>13000082
>>13000092

alright i think its gonna be totoro

also >>13000000

gimme a min to set up stram
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>>13000067
>hyper
oh. grapefruit sized balls? cantaloupe sized?
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>>12999978
>great animated ghibli movie
>great
>animated
>ghibli

I'd say this was doubly redundant but they have released one or two stinkers so it is merely redundant.
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>>12999882

>Kari

That's it Rediv, you have to draw RR with Gatomon now.
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>>13000133
okay, i'll have a coffee and a smoke so don't take too long
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>>13000098
In america, they inject some shitty local anesthetic (runs a risk of paralyzing your whole face, all it takes is wiggling the needle too much. it's this big ass thing that stabs right into a major nerve) and then break your teeth into pieces before pulling them out

With a tiny hammer
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>>13000192
*so take your time
jesus
>>
Rainbow dash with your flank so majestic
Your exquisite form makes my boner go ballistic

Such strength and power a loyal heart that burns like fire
I am afraid that altogether you cause me to perspire
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>>13000145
Nothing stupid huge but like bigger than normal somewhere to twice as big or maybe under four like msob tits size
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>>12999882
Is Kari your real name?
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>>13000251
Yes, it is
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>>13000201
THere's usually three different options, one is local anesthetic with nitrous, the second is "twilight sleep", which is a type of anesthesia that causes amnesia but doesn't make you go under, and the last is general anesthesia(being completely asleep and intubated)
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>>13000231
muh giga double nigga. it's always too normal or too huge
what about length and girth of the dick?
i'd say 10-12 inches as a rough ballpark estimate and thick enough for both hands
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>>13000098

Man what the fuck kind of ghetto-ass dentist did you go to? Mine shot me up on so much morphine that I could feel myself losing consciousness. I didn't wake up until an hour after the procedure was over.
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>>13000262
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>>13000275
i had general anesthesia once

i didn't go under. i was just paralyzed and felt EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING
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>>13000275
>twilight sleep

That sounds awful.
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>>13000120
+1
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>>13000283
http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1369453224960.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1376973331303.jpg
I feel so judged right now.
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>>13000320
that's lawsuit territory, that sounds like a serious fuckup, because anesthesia awareness where you can feel pain is incredibly rare, they probably didn't dose you correctly. I've been under general 8 times for different surgeries, never had a problem other than being cold when I wake up
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>>13000362
it was just a knee surgery but jesus fuck.

they upped the dosage when they had trouble performing surgery on the convulsing legs.
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>>12999953
This is true suffering
thank you though, that'll cheer me up
>>12999920
>>13000181
>>13000251
yeah it is
I get that a lot
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Alrighty let's get this show on the road!

Streaming My Neighbor Totoro

my internet was a little finicky earlier, but I power cycled it right before starting the stream so hopefully it won't give us any trouble, but i do apologize in advance if it it does.

get in here!

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13000420

>you will never a kari.
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>>13000420
I hope you like it
Also I hope you get your money from those butts
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>>13000358
everyone is guilty, but at least some can confess
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>>13000442
kari is a cute name but it's unhealthy to obsess over people on the internet you'll never meet who may or may not be a girl
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I don't like the name "kari"
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>>13000485

Fuck you. I'm gonna fantasize about boning Rediv while we wear pony costumes and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>13000473
My fetishes are so dumb and so vanilla that they are a joke unto themselves and I hate them and wish I didn't have any sexual drive but maybe talking about it and exploring it can help me stop feeling guilty.
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>>13000485
>may or may not be a girl
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>>13000504
it's like this same topic pops up every now and then

>>13000512
it does help
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>>13000504
>Anon thrusts into rediv
>Can not unthrust
>Her gravity is too great
>Anon must attack a rocket to his hips so he can attain escape velocity
>Accidentally goes into stable orbit
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what if pony was cat?
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>>13000527
I just don't know what to do.
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>>13000545
Less horse puns
and Applejack is out of a job
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>>13000545
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>>13000568
i get a disturbingly fetishy feeling about this picture
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>>13000512
pff, what's with the sexual repression?
my parents were strict and chirstian enough to give me sexual repression but liberal enough to let me shed it later. until i finally went full sexual my life has been a year long endging ession
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>>13000568
>not poorly shooping Gilda's head over the cat
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>>13000545
>Mares are cats
>Stallions are dogs

I am now picturing Cheerilee slinking underneath Big Mac, brushing his nose with her tail, and rubbing along his belly.
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MLP FIM is a rip-off of sonic the hedgehog. The similarities is that rainbow dash and sonic are alike. Wearing glasses, fast sleed, breaking the sound barrier, performing the sonic(rain)boom and etc. This means that MLP FIM is a raip-off of sonic the hedgehog.
This is just a sample. I like MLP FIM so bronies dont go mad on this comment.
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>>13000606
I mean the fandoms are almost identical
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>>13000606
>raip off
>rape off
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>>13000579
For me it's not because of any religious belief but it accomplishes nothing. I get a boner, I masturbate, it goes away, it comes back. It's like a sick and twisted boomerang. I don't want it but after awhile I just have to. I don't even want to procreate and there's nobody to share it with.
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I love not having any sexual repression or fetishistic hangups. I just have all of the fetishes and I take them completely in stride. It makes me feel psychologically superior.

>Freud-proof
>Silent Hill-proof
>Hannibal Lecter-proof
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>>13000617
I hate sex and I'm asexual.
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i just want to die.

i no longer want to live.

sex does not matter to me.
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>>13000625
Just because you don't like celestia doesn't mean your freud-proof
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hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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I find the idea of actually having sex with another real life being absolutely disgusting, all that touching, eugh.

I don't even masturbate unless I have literally nothing else to do.
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I have no need for your phony boners.
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>>13000625
Then you are just a hedonist.
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>>13000639
>implying I don't like Celestia

I have that fetish too. But the whole "cutting psychological evaluation" thing doesn't really work if you know exactly what's coming. Freud trying to tell me I have an Oedipus complex would be like that psychologist in Harvey talking to James Stewart.
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>>13000683
Accepting your desires is not the same as acting on them
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>>13000662
>all that touching
but that's the best part
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>>13000690
i like celestia because she looks like a horse, not because of the motherly headcanons

mlpg still thinks i want to fuck their moms

i mean my mom
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I want to mind control a pony. Make them my mindless sex slave forever.
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>>13000690
Obviously you don't have oedipus complex.

You're completely batshit insane if you think shit people avatarfag as are actually those avatarfagged people.
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>>13000692
the fuck
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>>13000690
I like the idea that Celestia would want to take all your troubles and sexual frustrations and let you do anything you want to her. She would accept you entirely and be loving about it.
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Why aren't you snacking with your pony, MLPG?
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>>13000733
hate
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>>13000708

so you don't want Celestia to sing you a nursery rhyme and calling you her big strong boy as you fall asleep hilted inside her? okay, buddy.
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>>13000712
I can't do mindless, they have to be able to choose to be with another person.
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>>13000708
Obviously you, as a celestiafag, don't want to fuck your mom. She obviously was a cold cunt that hated you if you turned out this way.
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>>13000739
because I'm fat already as it is
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>>13000746

Just imagine it. Completely reprogramming a pony to love you and only you. To do whatever you want whenever you want. No sex act is too depraved or dangerous that she'd say no to her master.
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>>13000752
no, my mom is just ugly and fat.
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>>13000764
I have this thing called a conscience
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>>13000765
that fits too
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>>13000739
Because I gave away my pony to a fetish artist
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>>13000764
For me the hottest thing is acceptance. Can't do that if there's no choice.
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>>13000750

>one of MLPG's most feared Jaegers, Kamikaze Oedipus
>over twenty confirmed Kaiju kills
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>>13000770
Just look at that faggot.

>>>/ponychan/
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>>13000765
It doesn't have to be your mom, just a motherly figure.
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>>13000739
>tfw no pony
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>>13000785
It took me awhile to figure out that when those elder gods showed up your cookie production goes down.
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>>13000764
I like that font, it reminds me of the oddworld games
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>>13000795
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>>13000770
>>13000776

Faggot virgins detecting.
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>>13000712
>>13000746
>>13000764
>>13000776
The way I see it, the trick is to meet halfway. Instead of making pony into a mindless slave, get her to drop her inhibitions. Have her experience the thrill of losing control. But it's important that she enjoys it.
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>>13000822
But that's just freeing of the self, not control.
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>>13000822
If only we could somehow accomplish this without magic
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>>13000813
Fuck you dude

Rape culture is not ok, and my gf agrees
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>>13000763
Then snack on water, dummy.

No calories and it's good for you.

>>13000775
Did your pony consent to this first?

>>13000795
Taking action is the first step to making things better, anon.
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>>13000846
>the dice
>the filth
>the pony
>the basement wall
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>>13000830
Well, it dovetails with some elements of hypnosis. Instead of outright domination, let suggestion and some mental nudging work their magic. Slowly transition from civilized pony to lust-crazed mare.
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>>13000838

Yet you say while you're raping ponies. Why are ponies different?
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>>13000846
Yes, pony wanted a new home since she didn't feel welcome
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>>13000861
>not keeping your pony in your rape dungeon
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>>13000838
I don't think anyone thinks rape culture is a good thing, it's just that there isn't much evidence that such a thing exists as it is posited by feminists
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>>13000862
A small overlap. To let that person be who they really want instead of worrying about a bunch of stuff.
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>>13000838
Anon, if you have a gf why are you here
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Holy fucking shit the general is so dead. Did I miss the new thread or do I have to start drawing shit?
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>>13000866

Is it really a rape dungeon when she wants to be there?
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>>13000846
At least I got some time with my waifu for Valentine's Day.
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>>13000868
I think part of the problem is that a lot of places (like MLPG) assume that "rape culture" is identical to the most radical definition.

The fact that the whole "she's asking for it" mentality exists is proof enough that we have a cultural issue with rape.
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>>13000914
a couple of us are watching totoro
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>>13000921
>inb4 banned
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>>13000914

It's the middle of the night on a fucking weekday. Even MLPG users on average have jobs. Only the no-est of the no lifers are on right now.

[spoiler;_;[/spoiler]
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>>13000928
Oh alright. I'll just draw stuff anyways then.
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>>13000936
Hah that's true. I must be the lifeless of the no-lifers then. Totally drawing now though. Shh or tell me what to do.
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>>13000861
>not living in a state of decay

Do you even nurg?

>>13000865
You should try to be more warm and welcoming to your pony, then.
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>>13000962
THIN YOUR PAINTS
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>>13000962
>posting a picture of my post

Pony wasn't for me. Pony was for a someone who isn't around me anymore.
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>>13000962
>all that dust on the cables
Nigga clean your room
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i wish i knew who made the best, cheapest pony plushes

i also wish i had the balls to buy anything pony
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>>13000958

Seapony. Shoo be doo.
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>>13000997
Ebay or etsy nigga
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>>13000800
Does it actually go down when they show up, or does it go up when you get rid of them?
Because the thing that gets rid of them also gives a buff to the grannies and autoclickers, I think.
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>>13000968
THEY SHOW UP THAT WAY DUE TO THE BLURRINESS OF THE PHOTOS AND IMPROPER LIGHTING

JEEZ ANON L2PAINT

>>13000971
I just enlarge an image to go with the post.

>>13000981
Later.

>>13000997
http://shop.4de.com/toys/plushies is where I got mine.
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>>12998171
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>>13001024
MINE STILL HASN'T SHIPPED YET
I BOUGHT IT LIKE LATE MAY
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>13000997
The cheapest, best plushies are the 4de ones, same as this anon's. They don't have many available, although they should have the main 6 before the end of the year
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>>13001037
Get with the program, I ordered mine some time in May and it didn't ship until a week and a half ago.

I'm still waiting for Ponk to start shipping out.
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Needs More Lauren Faust.
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>>13001024
>twily butts
ANON THAT'S LEWD

>>13001037
Send them customer support complaint, they'll ship it to you asap
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Pony is MUCKING ABOUT
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>>13000962
>>13001024
Posting superior pone.
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>>13001075
remove pony
enjoy company of human master race
biped strong
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>>13001072
i'll tell you what needs more of. actually, i won't, i'll just imply it by posting a picture instead.
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>>13001082
YOUR PONY CANNOT HANDLE THIS

>>13001074
LEWD YOU SAY?
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>>13001015
Elder Pledge make all Cursors produce 1.5X per click, where X is the number of Cursors, while all Grannies produce an additional +Y, where Y is the number of Portals.

After 13.5 minutes it fades.
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>>13001082
>>13001117
DORKS
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>>13001117
ANON PUT THAT DOWN
YOU'LL GET HER STICKY
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Sup guys I just woke up and I see one of our members has finally snapped and gone mad into thinking he's married to my wife.

You enjoy your plush crazy man, I'll enjoy the real thing.
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>>13001082
You learning German, Anon?
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>>13001159
Oh wow, who drew this?

Also taking a request, then for the rest of the day I'll be drawing real horses.
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>>13001136
unf

>>13001135
>>13001166
y-you too
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>>13001191
ugh those fingers and nails
all of you have shitty hands
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>>13001117
Well get ready for poneception!
>>13001171
I took three years of it back in high school. I've had that book for ages. No idea why it's on my desk at the moment, but it made a good stand. Also, the die I got at PAX and just happens to ALSO be on my desk. Go figure.
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>>13001186

Broken Cog

http://broken-cog.tumblr.com/

He's working on a comic and draws pone rarely. He used to draw those really twisted pics in the general a while back. He likes twisting cute things.
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>>13001198
My hands are great.
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>>13001198
I don't!
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>>13001199
Say something in German!
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>>13001208
Thanks man, it still looks cute even with it's big fish eyes.
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>>13001198
>not being a skeleton with skin
>not having veiny as fuck arms

>>13001199
We'll see about that.

>>13001208
Didn't he post his stream in the thread and get a bunch of butthurt for it a few days ago?

>>13001191
In any case, the result spoilered for being lewd
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>>13001198
>All of you
hold up son
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Pony penises
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>>13001253
That's not the picture I was going to post.

Fucking Windows.

I'm just going to leave now for my great failure.
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>>13001211
Gott in Himmel, bist du doof? Ich vergesse alles. Ich kenne nur ein wenige von Shule.

It's been a decade, so my grammar is probably atrocious. Also, I could never get tenses down right.
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>>13001274
I feel like there should be demons and inter-dimensional horrors bursting forth from that bowl.
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>>13001274
I threw up
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>>13000928
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkgWBZNjyeM
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>>13001274
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Pony has been eyeing you for quite some time.
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>>13001315
>>13001293
>>13001298
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>>13001286
That wasn't too bad, better than anything I could have said in Latin after a decade of never using it.
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>>13001327
I bet she just wants to steal my money the harlot
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I have twinkies in my pocket, they are not for pony. They are my twinkies.
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>>13001327
Is she staring at Applebloom's butt?
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>>13001327
Pony only wants me for my cider. She always asks about it
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>>13001387
Pony goes into your pocket when you're not looking.
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>>13001394
>beb
I don't get it
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>>13001398
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>>13001398
She wants the C.
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>>13001409
>>13001413
NO
You remember what happened last time you drank cider?
You wouldn't stop wanting to sit in my lap!
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Lyra thinks your body is like this
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Cider is delicious
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>>13001420
She just wants to be held yo.
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>>13001302
>????? - Jazzin for Ghibli
What's this style/genre of music called? Like these really light tones. Sorta like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neNuAttYFEE
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>>13001426
>tfw no-one to hold or hold you
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>>13001421
>implying mine's not
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>>13001421
Well, lyra isnt exactly an expert on the human anatomy is she?

captcha- satisfy nexpls
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>>13001426
She kept brushing her tail past my face. I couldn't stop sneezing.
If pony wants to be held, she could at least ask!
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>>13001437
>MLPG meet up
>just a bunch of people holding each other and saying that everything is okay
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>>13001443
She can't ask, too bashful about it. When she gets enough cider she just does it.
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>>13001430
If I knew the name, damn would I be looking it up. Sorry I can't help, though. The track I linked would be more jazz hip hop, probably? But yours, I don't know.
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>>13001421
>Implying I wear glasses
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>>13001444
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>>13001444
>You'll never have a qt MLPG boyfriend that loves cuddling
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>>13001444
Wow that sounds fine, just fine
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>>13001443
She has a very swishy tail.
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>>13001449
That might explain why she rubbed her face on mine over and over.
She was being really touchy for no reason at all!
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>Going through my images of Dash
>Find an image of her smoking pot
I felt sick.
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Do you think that pony dicks are all the same size seeing as their bodies are the same?
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>>13001481
One thing I never understood, does she just never brush her hair/mane or is it naturally that tussled
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MEWBALL JUST BEEFED IT
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>>13001518
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
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