pink pony time
>>12981232YOU WANT ME TO BOOP YOU WITH MY HOOF?IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
>>12981232>tfw Toss is dod
mmmm yes I love pinks
>two linkboards>neither is the awful bootleg>but they both have those stupid curly braceswhat the fuck is going on
>>12981207>THIS HORSE IS TOO BLOATEDno, this horse is too bloated
>>12981181It's not even that. At least Pinkie is cute and most of the time bearable.He was like Pinkie from A friend In Deed. And not one of the most enjoyable songs in the show Pinkie, nor the Pinkie trying to fix everything.No it was Pinkie when meeting Cranky. Just more annoying.
Fuck. I missed the end of Pinkiequest last night. This sucks.
>>12981271>2012>after the show already proved they go to the bathroom
>>12981271My brother loves Jollyjack.I just don't get it.
>>12981246But that would be a waste. How can Pinkie afford it?
>>12981266Damn son, those are some thick lines
>>12981270>Pinkie deepthroats all of those pancakes
>>12981284I like his porn.
>>12981268>neither is the awful bootlegRead again, he changed the line again. People were hiding the posts, perhaps?
>>12981280Hello Brae, nice to see you joined the thread, too
>>12981284I used to really like his Sequential Art webcomic a few years ago. I kinda grew out of it.
>>12981288she's a rock farm heiress, she can easily afford it
Ponies vs Skylanders, does anyone have it?
>>12981303Oh, I was going by the fact it didn't have "update" or whatever after the version number
>>12981280oh, you didn't ask for caps or if he finished this?i almost thought it was the same anon as every day.
>>12981288Subsidies from her successful infomercial series.
>>12981318>look back at the stuff you used to likeDear lord what was I thinking?
>>12981331IF Brae is donald. Who is mickey?Hell WHO IS DAISY?!
> go through the last few threads> Ponko enjoying herself tremendouslySo Braeburned isn't 110% worthless?
>>12981324Do you want it for a certain person's art because I could probably just give mine out for free at this point
>pony will never run the jewels in your town
is your body ready for the real BF3?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_xaIv7Wo1A
>>12981341I used to read SinfestEveryday;_;
>>12981349>pony will never get cuffed by the guards outside at the table
>>12981341>tfw I used to unironically like Bleedman's stuff
this thread just got 20% cooler.
>>12981365>not Trixie Percent coolerget on my leveloh waityou can't
>>12981355Call of Battlehonor: Modern Medal of Duty 15
>>12981347It was the first time I fapped to Braeburned stuff.Dunno what happened.
I've drawn something mlpg, but I don't want to post it because I'm hoping if I post it in a night thread I might get a lewd story on it.Seriously I could imagine the toys this thing would use.>pic-related
>>12981355Looks like another generic shooter.
>>12981355I can't even begin to care about modern shooters
>>12981377just post it you dork
>>12981374>tfw worried about making lewd stuff and people seeing you as a fap machine
>>12981359I'd be fucking terrified if I ever saw one of these
>>12981268>>12981326The second one is still the shitposting one with the imgur link. I think its in curly braces because the word in it is consider a banned word.
>>12981377Just post it now, and repost it later. It'll get his story.
>>12981377>I drew something>but im not gonna let you see it ;)
>>12981380>Battlefield is now a generic shooterI don't even know.
>>12981347It's still a bit dull. It's just generic pony on human. Plus his humans are shit.
>>12981377>I can only post a picture onceDon't be so silly
>>12981377>trying to build hypeJedi tricks don't work on me
>>12981387Well, how do they see you, now?
>>12981387Just draw it under a different name, at least half of the thread won't realize it.
>>12981400Well, it's generic but it's not just "UNF YEAH GET ME STUD," it's something consummate with what an Anon in Equestria might experience if Pinkie takes a liking to them.
>>12981360>pony will never breach the door and clear your room
>>12981365>>12981370>not 20 percent uglier
>>12981322Heh, I forgot how rich ponies can become for farming rocks. >>12981332That sounds horrible.
>>12981417A different name won't matter because MLPG is good at figuring out who is who and telling everybody about it anyway.
>>12981407I see his as the guy peeking around the corner jacking off while I'm jacking off with a sock after full week of use.
>>12981332is the pink one gesturing me to come therebecause I want to tackle her
>>12981423ask trixie, she bought an ancient necklace
>>12981426Well, yeah, some Anon called me out directly on the very first time I posted something under the other name, but a lot of people still have no idea that it is me.
>>12981435I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to drink lava lamp goo so I would not lewd that ponyit's a neat picture though
>>12981426That's what you get for showing off nerd. If it bothers you so much don't show it.
>>12981391>type in linkb0ard>get bannedReminds me of when Pony was a banned word.
>>12981421fuck you she has 20% more heart of gold
>>12981435Niiice. I like the glow.
>>12981441Of course HL3 is confirmed, they just don't have a release date. It's going to happen, Valve says it's going to happen, they've showed they are working on it, people just can't wait.
>>12981435How high is her internal temperature? This is important. For reasons.Penis reasons.
>>12981435>DeletedDon't be a fucking dweeb
BeefedHere it is, I'll post it later for hopefully something lewd
>>12981387And? What did you expect? Why do you think porn exist? Seriously, did you just crave out of your cave?If you can't beat the bear of consequences then don't draw porn. In fact - don't draw.in fact: FUCK OFF KRAUT REALLY
>>12981435Why did you deleted? Its a nice glow to it.
>>12981451and an ass 20% more dense than the other ponies.
>>12981464PROTIPI'M NOT KRAUT
>>12981464That's harsh SB. Just leave kraut alone.
>>12981463if I stick my penis in it will it be bad for my health?
>>12981476>20%her ass is so dense my dick bends around it
>>12981464>"q-quit drawing guys!!">crave out of your caveGET FUCKED BROKENENGLISH
>>12981435This pony is guaranteed to get you laid!
>>12981463you took my request? woolooks good
>>12981480PROTIP: stop acting like Kraut, stop talking like Kraut, STOP BEING A KRAUT.
>>12981486When I sticked it in you, it was bad for my health.
>>12981495protip: stop acting like a retard
>>12981488It's an ass of lead anon, I don't think it's very good for your health.
>want to write poems for Emelpeegee>can only write in german>don't write anything
>>12981495Protip: Fuck off
>>12981505poems are dumb and lame
>>12981500I told you to use a condom but noooo you wanted to cum inside. Well, serves you right, you have aids now. Are you happy?
>>12981514But it is much better than prose. Prose is lame.
>>12981509I liked that part with the latch.
>>12981505>write poems for mlpgjust don't.
>>12981509I don't get it.
>>12981505That sounds pretty gay man.Also, German is an awful language for anything else than shouting at people.
>>12981528Prose>poemsPoems are 4 faggots like Rarity
>>12981528>prose>lameyou've never read terry pratchett then.
>>12981460Depends let me check the average temperature of a lava lamp.Alright according to thishttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava_lampBefore 1970 the stuff inside was toxic, so bad idea there. But if she's young it's just warm wax.So around a bit higher than room temperature, so it's safe and non toxic to stick your dick in it.Also she could do with a name....Any ideas?
>>12981520Not as happy when you were begging for a dirty sanchez.
>>12981528Every time I hear the term prose I can't find a definition beyond "too much" but that seems very subjective.
>>12981423She's got a wonderful presence, they're a lot of fun.>>12981432I think she is, but wouldn't that upset the popcorn?
>>12981531Haikus are better.
>>12981552>So around a bit higher than room temperature, so it's safe and non toxic to stick your dick in it.I'm okay with this.
>>12981560nothey really aren't
quick protip if you're playing a rogue: make sure somebody hasn't switched your daggers for fake ones with spring-loaded blades that retract back into the hilt when you stab with themthey tried to make me pay the ressurection fee when he died
>>12981543Prose is for faggots who cannot into writing. Conveying information with the text itself, not just with what the text is writing about, but with the very form of the text is a huge advantage of poems.>>12981542You said that in english, which is ironic in itself, since english is a pretty plebeian and quite frankly limited language.
>>12981552>So around a bit higher than room temperature, so it's safe and non toxic to stick your dick in it.I like you.Have you ever drew lewd?
poetry is boring
>>12981579>You said that in english, which is ironic in itself, since english is a pretty plebeian and quite frankly limited language.Ich häts auch auf Deutsch sagen können aber dann hätte es kaum wer im Thread verstanden.
>>12981579>onveying information with the text itself, not just with what the text is writing aboutGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>12981575mlpg was having a haiku jam a couple threads ago.
>>12981598yeah, I knowit was fucking awful
>>12981579roses are redviolets are blueyour waifu is a slut and you're a faggot
>>12981439I am sure that is half of her money and the other half from her savings.
>>1298160410/10, best poem, I wept openly
>>12981598How do haikus work?
>>12981542>Also, German is an awful language for anything else than shouting at peopleno it isn't
>>12981559But everyone already seen a pastel pony. They live in a village full of them.
>>12981560Haiku time!>poem vs haiku>each are good in their own way>but which is better?
>>12981604deep and spiritual. it opened my eyes for the first time.
>>12981588I always cringe when I see a german post in a mostly english speaking thread
we dragon now?
>>12981615In Japanese, with ties to the seasons.
>>12981588Man, you are a failure of a german if you really think that german is only good for things it isn't even good for.
>>12981615google haiku.I don't know how they work, I can't write one, but I like them.
>>12981581Yes and no, I know how to draw lewd like horse cocks and mareginas etc. But it's just been quick sketches no-one would notice.They're in my safe, but with family members around I ain't risking the spaghetti.Though if I stay up late, I might have a window of opportunity to draw lewd.
>>12981627Is Spanish okay? What about French?
>>12981615step one: be a gigantic faggotstep two: pretend you're super deep because you adhere to the 5-7-5 syllable limit (or fuck it up because you don't know how to pronounce words)step three: disregard the whole point of a haiku and make it about something dumb that isn't related to nature at all
>>12981627me too.i usually cringe at seeing german on the internet in general, since i seem to know every german speaker who is capable of not talking like a retard on the internet personally
>>12981639It's probably because I'm german myself, I don't have a problem with any other language
You faggots are bitch ass niggas insulting one man's waifu. You don't do that. You fight the other bitch ass nigga but you leave his waifu out of it.
It's not fair, AJ gets to be butt fucked but not me...
>>12981628http://e621.net/post/show/20985/I wish I knew the story behind this one.
>>12981638>They're in my safe>putting your porn in a safeu wot m8
>>12981638They should accept what you are doing. Drawing lewd makes you happy right? If your family loved you they wouldn't judge.They would reconsider having another baby though.
>tfw the ded are ded
>>12981650it's not my fault his waifu's a slutwe wouldn't have any problem if he would just admit it and move on
>>12981644If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
>>12981654Do you know what that even means, Applebloom?
>>12981661>That one guy on the phonewhat could he possibly be talking about at this moment?
>>12981620And it is a source of constant wonder and entertainment for them!
>>12981654maybe your cousin will take you to the taint fair
>>12981638How old are you?
>>12981650Ahh poetry from the streets. Such raw emotion!
>>12981638>>12981638Can you show something from lewd works?
>>12981670Why is pony so kicky?
>>12981638Hey Inky could you draw something almost lewd with Rarity and Twilight
>>12981679Ordering a pizza for the post orgy cool down.
>>12981683Sounds boring. They need to get a better way of entertaining. I heard the internet is up in Ponyville......
>>12981700That's old enough
Anon they did reconsider having another child, they wanted a girl but unfortunately had a dude.They tried four times wanting a girl, now I have three brothers.>tfw my dads sister has four girlsirony at it's best.
>>12981686It's ok anon. Don't feel bad. I know you want to participate contribute to this faggotry but you're an inbred hick. Better luck next time.
>>12981700>16>talks about how much he wants to improve>tangible improvement>16You are gonna go far man. I wish you the best.
>>12981700Hey you're not me.>>12981691Old enough...or close enough to it.
>>12981661>>12981679Apparently there IS a story, but no one can find it. All I know is it's called "BirthdayGirl.jpg"http://i.imgur.com/7qdMPj7.jpgIs this rape or not?
>>12981348I want it to see her art. It would be very kind of you if you could share it.
>>12981693This is the only way your kind can have sex with a minor.
>>12981700You crafty bugger you.>>12981722
>>12981710That's hardly their only way of entertaining, but it makes everything that much better.
>>12981720As long as he doesn't pull a mewball he'll do ok.
>>12981744>pretty cute ponies
>>12981744True. A ball would be a better alternate. JUST LOOK AT HER GO!
>>12981747please see man, it was a ruse>>12981722
>>12981722So 17 then? My point still stands >>12981720
>>12981720>tangible improvementthis is how evil masterminds bent on world domination start off, should we be encouraging this?
>>12981759>close enough to old enoughkid's still underage either way
>>12981765Fuck yes we should.We should teach all our children to be courteous but always aim HIGH, like RULE THE WORLD high.
>>12981765...Depends on one thingHEY INKY WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE PONY. I FORGOT?
>>12981782>a world filled with gentlemanly dictators
>>12981749That gif of her putting up a fake smile when asked about bronies would have been better
>>12981789"I know it's a bit unorthodox, but I'd like to start breaking your defensive line and your men's very minds next Tuesday. I do hope that works for you.""I don't see why not, as you'll spend most of Tuesday with your throat slit open. I look forward to the diversion, my friend.""Splendid."
>>12981765>not encouraging evil masterminds bent on world domination
>>12981262ONE IN THE PINK, TWO IN THE _______
>>12981816two in the beef?
>>12981262I like that slutty mare.
>>12981765It's futile because my own plan for world domination is already in motion.
>>12981765>>12981806>not wanting our drawfags to unite and go into politics to create a utopia for horsefuckers
>>12981782>polite, well-spoken dictatorsI take my previous statement back, sir
>>12981764Yeah thanks man, I think the only thing holding me back though is that I haven't moved to digital. I mean I see all these great guys and gals in the general using their wiz tec computers. And I'm still on paper.I'm trying to save up though, so christmas is my best bet.>>12981789Bookpony is best book
>>12981837>TwilightI seeNot the best choice but acceptable.>>12981765Yes we should encourage this
>>12981851who's your favorite anon?
>>12981837>only thing holding me back though is that I haven't moved to digital.Learning traditional is probably the best way to start out. It helps you much more in the long run.
>>12981765Yeah we should. We're losing them faster than we're getting them.
>>12981837>wiz tec computers3 year old macbook and used shit tier wacom bamboo
>>12981831>our drawfags>drawfags>sI'm afraid that's not possible anon. Multiple people means multiple opinions. Multiple opinions mean more opinions different than mine.I'll see you faggots at the top. Oh wait no I won't let you faggots get close to me so you could dethrone me.
>>12981837traditional is great for learning and also a great way to differentiate yourself from the bajillion digital artists
>>12981837They all moved to digital because they were following a fad. You have to understand these guys can't think for themselves. You know, hive mind and all that.
>>12981837>Yeah thanks man, I think the only thing holding me back though is that I haven't moved to digital.No no, you can do great things without having a computer.The way I see it, going digital is good because you have a wide access of tools without terrible expenses, and you can easily share your work in high quality on the internet.But, ultimately, your knowledge of color, form, composition, etc... transcends the medium.Not really related as it's a personal preference, but I feel Discomunicator' art ws much, much better traditional.
>>12981726Can I have source for this please.
>>12981858Well anon there is only one pony I could call my favorite. And my waifu
>>12981831mlpg is politics.
>>12981898Sweetie Belle, Rarity, TwilightGoodbye and thanks for the ponies
>>12981898top leftmiddlebottom right
>>12981898apple belle, sweetie belle, and scootabelle
>>12981864>We're losing them faster than we're getting them.FALSE
>>12981867It's lonely at the top and cold. And bloody. And harsh. And toxic. And changes you.
>>12981917Anon I know your going through therapy but denial will only makes things worse.
>>12981923I know but if that is the price for my vision so be it. I'm doing this for your own good MLPG. You'll see. My world will be grand. And you will love it.
>>12981898Bottom right, middle right, centre. Fuck appleblossom
>>12981945Thats what hitler said.
>>12981968No that's what god said.
>>12981968>tfw worse than hitler
>>12981973No, thats what You said
>>12981898Middle Row, all of them
>>12981989No, that's what SHE said
>>12981997Jokes dead now.
>>12981894>>12981995Follow the links you dummy.
DRAWFAGS REVEAL THY-SELVES, MORTAL ART DISPENSERS.
>>12982028Why god? Don't you see all?
>>12981929Yes, those three, in my bed and in my arms
>>12982008It's Pinkie, what do you expect? Jokes NEVER die for her. They keep all their freshness. She's able to appreciate any joke as if it were the first time she's ever heard it.
>>12982028I drew this yesterday Oh Lord.
>>12982028it is i, anon
>>12982041They are great cuddlers, anon.
>>12982028Hello God, feel like making ponies talk and become all marshmallow like?Also make them magic and flyable.
>>12982057I wonder what he will do after he gets tired cuddling them.
>>12982028Shut the hell up, im trying to sleep
>>12982067>after he gets tired cuddling them>getting tired of cuddling pone>ever
>>12982074He was summoning drawfags
>>12982074You are a drawfag?
>>12982074Then appledan was turned into a marshmallow mare.Enjoy your punishment
>>12982082>>12982085I'll fight both of you, at the same time.
>>12982087>punishmentAre you sure about that?
You drawfags are so shy.
You know, since we were talking about vidya a few minutes ago, i dug this up.
>>12982087>punishmentmaybe for you
>>12982099It will be when I make him my mare.
>>12982103>implying rarity would play vidya gaems>implying AJ would have anything more modern than an old commodore computer
>>12982101Technically I'm no drawfag.
>>12982116C-can I be your mare next?
>>12982118It is about represnting them, not owning them.
>>12982096I don't think you can handle me. I'm from a fully developed industrial nation who exploits you and your people because your kind doesn't know any better.
>>12982028hi hi hi
>>12982028I hope to be one some day...
>>12982103Xbone should be Fluttershy, because it keeps having to apologize.
>>12982128Depends, how many things can you fit in your holes?Also can you deep throat, and have a ruthless addiction to competition.
>>12982101Apparently I'm not a drawfag
>>12982145Comfortably? At least three.Yes, and yes.
>>12982144But dudebros don't like Fluttershy.
>>12982151Well I didn't mean to be rude, but I never seen your work.
>>12982101i answered though
>>12982157Great you start next Monday, you'll be working with appledan mare.Bring a pony maid outfit.
>>12982176I just noticed. WHat's with the appledrawfags?AppleSarcumAppleDanAppleblewm
>>12982176Ok then you are one. But you need to be drawing more.
>>12982160woah man that's not cosher
>>12982176You need to draw more.
>>12982188I concur, appledan take a request tonight or now.It's up to you mare man.
>>12982196Yeah, it's tragic hilarious. Whatever.
>>12982188>>12982203College starts up again in a week, I probably wont be drawing anything for 4 months
>>12982217he was a cute trap
>>12982187Don't let them fool you. They are part of an organization. Too secret and too spook. They fool you into thinking they are half-wit ninnies. But in reality they are plotting, taking names, and waiting. The harvesting season is near. They're prepared. Are you?
>>12982223doodle ponies in your textbooks, take pictures.
>>12982195Anything interesting so far?
>>12982214I asked him to draw a Pinkie yesterday. I don't think he did it.
>>12982223Your making an excuse. You have a week.
>>12982216>dem hips, dat bellyaw yiss. Fat twily pls
>>12982103>twilight is a pcand people say that she's not best pony. tsk.
>>12982223You don't have time to draw in college?
>>12982216Pomk pls, your eating habits are going into the danger zone.
>BL2 on VitaMotherfuckers.
>>12982216I like you dk. You're a solid 5 on my list of favorite drawfags.
>>12982261Zweite Bundesliga? But who cares about Cologne?
>>12982215I bet he doesn't come here any more because he's creeped out by all the weirdos and losers.
>>12982223C'mon apple dan pls...plsMake time, do it in your lunch breaks on a sketch pad.
>>12982216celestia hips please?
>>12982261To add to that>price cut for PS Vita and Memory CardWelp. Nintendo am dead.
>>12982223Are you afraid to draw?
>>12982216I've been here for so long things that should be terrifying are just meh to me now
>>12982232>>12982279Alright, I'm pretty sure I can remember how a pony looks without references by now. I'll doodle, but I dont know if you actually want to see those.>>12982255I'm so much of a worrywort, the time not spent studying/homework will proabably be spent "oh shit there's something im supposed to be doing oh shit im wasting time shit shit shit.
>>12982231You are trying too hard to be funny and creative.
>>12982299What are you studying?
>>12982299>I'll doodle, but I dont know if you actually want to see those.we do.
>>12982304>horse laxative commercialwat.
>>12982299I used to procrastinate by drawing. But I'm probably not a good example, I've dropped out of college, then outta university.
What are you listening to, mlpg?
>>12982297Did you find this terrifying when it happened?
>>12982327Better luck in your next life.
>>12982337I guess. At least I'm still drawing.
>>12982336Since when did they let LK do an episode.
>>12982330The hum of my computer.
>>12982336Mulia from the front looks like she belongs in an episode of South Park.
>>12982336I can't not see that animation error with Rarity.
>>12982336>EVERYONE LAUGHS ENDINGseriously what the fuck was up with that shit?!
>>12982348Man, I always love listening to that.
>>12982311im in community college, so basically for tests. I'm taking Geology, Humanities, PolSci, and a fourth thing i keep forgetting.>>12982312Shit, well alright.>>12982327I procrastinate by browsing the general, I think doing anything else is being "disrespectful" to my schoolwork, and it doesnt help that i'm a lazy bastard with that too.
>>12982359Celestia is pissed as hell but you can't see
>>12982365>a fourth thing i keep forgetting.So you're lying to us, then.
>>12982351*grabs you by the throat*Back the fuck off?!!!!!
>>12982330celtic folk music
>>12982336There's a big difference between that scene and that drawing.
>>12982359LIKE HE OWNS THE FUCKING PLACE
>>12982371>So you're lying to us, then.No, I just can't remember the name of that fourth cla-WaitIntro to Western History
>>12982365>Geology, humanities, polsciDude, if you seriously need to spend every single one of your waking moments studying you're doing something wrong
>>12982336Celestia's face is obscured first, to hide her burning rage.
>>12982299>I'm pretty sure I can remember how a pony looks without references by now>oval eyes>eyelash on the wrong side>rectangle neck>rectangle hoovesPRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE
>>12982392>>12982393What kind of job do you want to do with those subjects? Mayor in the Underworld?
>>12982398what the fuck
>>12982398>tfw noticing homestuck music
>>12982388>implying only AA is allowed to like folk music and deer
>>12982393I keep telling my parents>I barely squeaked by the last time you gave me 4 classes, why do you think i can do it again>"FUCK I DONT KNOW, J-JUST DO IT AGAIN FGT">>12982406I'm looking to die in poverty or work at Target like mom isForever
>>12982428wow you're putting out lots of art fast.
>>12982330Dog Blood - Middle Finger Pt. II (The M Machine Remix)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwdErbO6kQQ
>>12982435Your parents choose your classes?What the fuck man
>>12982420Yes. Contributors have traits that are attached to them. Any Anon who share those traits is, indeed, fused with the corresponding contributor.
>>12982428Damn, you're quick on the draw.T-Twilight hips, pls?
>>12982449>>12982435This, what the fuck.
>>12982428Those are some nice hips.
>>12982435Appledan, draw something. Shut up and draw something.
>active school shooting in elementary school in Georgialet's turn mistakes into miracles, bronies
>>12982476And /k/ is now ruined for the next 6 monthsagain
>>12982449>>12982458It's more like>hey that one looks nice>"fuck that youre getting this one">stop fucking around, you know i cant do all that shit">"do you wanna pass or not THERE'S NO FUCKING TIME">I have all the time in the world, im 18 and this is my third semester>"HABBENING"
>>12982474wow.. What a long build up for such a shit joke
>>12982476This shit is really getting out of hand.
>>12982476No one died and the guy was detained.
>>12982499What kind of fucking control freak parents do you have?
>>12982501So says the guy to EVERY news story.
>>12982503It isn't news is it?
Have you ever wondered what would have happened if you started working out years ago?it's not too late,faggot
>>12982477>Johnny HallydayIsn't he ded by now?
>>12982526I'd be the same because I did
>>12982526I have considered what would have happened if I hadn't discovered ponies.
>>12982526I literally do not have time or space to work out. Once I move out I'll be able to afford those kind of luxuries but until then I can only jog a mile or two every day.
Don't mind me.
>>12982526>tfw recently set up a home gym
>>12982531Is that term culturally insensitive? Should we use "fans of the show: My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic"
>>12982548can't you just do 20 pushups a day? it doesn't really take that much space.also>implying jogging a mile a day is exercise
>>12982526I don't have the money to buy good weights
>>12982526But Anon I started working. Three days a week gymthree days joggingAnd the last day some relaxing gymnasticsUnfortunately I started only a month agoAll because I know my" waifu would never love me now. I need to improve for her. Every time I almost give up I just say "Do it for her
>>12982558Did you instantly start taking roids?
>>12982559It's his trigger word.
>>12982553what's the matter, doge?
>>1298256920 pushups isn't exercise either.
>>12982569>>implying jogging a mile a day is exerciseWorse: Cardio kills your gains.
>>12982552I certainly wouldn't have garnered such an interest in animation.
>>12982512The shittiest one, she thinks everything has to move at lightspeed and drawing is for two-year olds.But she can live at her moms house forever though, nothings wrong with her being a fucking freeloader.
>>12982580Looking at MLPG.
>>12982526I used to work out in high school when my uncle and his wife had a gym membership and they let me tag along.I'm just no good at motivating myself to do shit alone.
>>12982590Whine some more.
>>12982578no, i did eat the heart of someone in shape, but that apparently doesnt work like it does for arting
>>12982604not sure if pone or kangaroostill a qt3.14 though
>>12982604Wow, Twilight has some weight problem right there.
>>12982598>>12982581well, how many can you do?
>>12982526I wonder what would happen if I had started investing in genetic engineering years agoI could be snuggling with an alligator girl of my own right now
>>12982609That sure is tiny.
>>12982624In one set?15-20 depending on how well I'm feeling
>>12982628What's wrong, Anonymous?
>>12982609http://i.imgur.com/CNCeMd9.jpgthis one always motivates me to try my best at everything
>>12982627It's not too late...
>>12982640These are borderline Ross hips
>>12982639then why are you saying "20 is babby" if you can only do 20?
>>12982644oh man I didn't know kev coloured his twilight with stockings
>>12982650If you seriously think one set of any exercise is enough you should stop talking about fitness right now
>>12982638>>12982644these might actually motivate me to exercise.
>>12982648Here it comes
>>12982650>What are sets
>>12982650>You in charge of reading comprehension>Putting words in people's mouthsHe said 20 isn't exercise, and that's only 1 rep. >you can only do 20>1 rep Are you in highschool?
>>12982659the sound of the drums?
>>12982653>>12982655KrautSBaitsano pls go
>>12982654>one setwho ever talked about one set?I do 15 17 13 13 19 witha break of 120/90 seconds between one another.
>>12982677You literally said "can't you just do 20 pushups a day?"
>>12982656>>12982659>>12982667I'M SORRYTHEY'RE JUST UNSETTLING AND YOU GUYS ASK FOR MORESOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED
>>12982677>That backpedaling Nigga you said "can't you just do 20 pushups a day? it doesn't really take that much space."
>>12982526It's not for everyone. I've been working out for more than 4 years. All that time I lost 5 pounds, injured myself multiple times, and memorized so many motivational speeches. In 2 years I was motivated and did a good job fooling myself I'm making progress. Past that two years doubt sets. Final year, working out was a chore, injured my knee and threw in the towel. I can't believe I was suckered into that crap.
>>12982685>>12982699OH WELL THEN I MUST HAVE WORDED THAT WRONGI'M SORRY.
>>12982688It's just fat, goddamn. Youre acting like he's drawing hoihoi tier ponies.
if you can't do 100 pushups on your first day you shouldn't even bother starting.
>>12982685>tfw can only do 2 sets of 30 before having to take a break
>>12982708unf unf hoihoi ponies
>/fit/ argumentI bet you ladyfaggots do all your exercise at 1G.
>>12982722>askborealisWho?Why should I care?
>>12982712Wish someone told me this sooner. My knee would have been in better shape.
>>12982727Forced brony celebrity. Claims to have invented batponies.
>>12982722What's happening? I don't follow.
>>12982722What, exactly, is happening?
>>12982708Appledan, just stop.Look at them. It's not just fat. All of their weight has sunk into their hips and their thighs are bigger than their heads. I understand this is your fetish but to me this is what the fuck
>>12982731>MLP>for faggots, pedophiles, and mentally illThat's a weird way of spelling "Homestuck."
>>12982736gonna need multiple citations here, anon
>>12982736Seriously? I'll assume that no one's told him of EP right?
>>12982736So why should I care?
>>12982736>Claims to have invented batponies.ButThey were on the show
>>12982725Yes anon and you have a big cock. Have a nice day
>>12982736tell me again why we should care
>>12982751It's just a fetish. Don't try to find sense with bogus statements like the size comparatively to the head.
>>12982751>hips and their thighs are bigger than their headsunf
>>12982731Faggots, pedophiles, and the mentally ill.That's us in a nutshell.
>>12982762I'm just poking fun at the /fit/fags, lighten up.
>watching Batman TAS>Mad Hatter episodeI don't know why but that's exactly what I can see happening if Anon got into equestria and his waifu loved someone else
>>12982763I never told you in the first place, anon, just explaining who this shit poster is.
i think i shouldn't have drawn fat ponies..
>>12982783and here it is
>>12982368>>12982722>>12982727>>12982736>>12982760I need to tell Larson that it wasn't him then.
>>12982751>their thighs are bigger than their headsAnd? You some kind of pedophile?
>>12982760obviously Hasbro stole the idea and they should be sued
>>12982790>they are a different race#told
>>12982796How would that make him a paedophile?
why are you replying
>>12982809why are we here?
where do you think we are
>>12982809because you cant tell me what to do, you're not my real dad
>>12982825Where is here and does it really exist?
>>12982825good point. i'll close the browser and draw instead.i'm not missing anything worthwhile for now.
>>129828300/10 did not unf
>>12982832You don't even know your real dad.
>>12982758Fucking love this guy. That AJ super hero pic was super unf.
>>12982808He gets off on disproportionally large heads. Probably faps to toddlercon, the pervert.
>>12982758>horn on human>those ugly humans6/10 I couldn't be more generous
>>12982856>disproportionately large headsunf
>>12982875rediv draw a fat pone
>>12982875Red, talk some sense into him.
>>12982783You are thinking correctly.Glad you saw the light before it was too late. NOW COME GIVE ME A HUG AND JUST FORGET THOSE FAT PONIES. FOREVER
>>12982772haha oh wow
>>12982887draw a fat one eating a skinny one
>>12982908>what other people draw Jesus Christ>should be "which"
>>12982908But I don't care what people draw Jesus. Why would I care? I just want ponies man
>>12982783It's just me, apparently. I just personally find them unsettling. That doesn't mean you should stop drawing what you want.
>>12982940No it actually means that since I don't like thing
>>12982940Or that he should play the victim card and ask MLPG what's okay for him to draw.
Evens - DrawOdds - VidyaDubs - Sleep
I think I'm gonna draw some more Lavi...
>Bat ponies are going to be the next big thing in the fandom for edgy OCs because Sethisto keeps making EqD posts with thempls
>>12982968Cheerilee the morning after
>>12982971FINE THENI DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO HUG YOU;_;
>>12982968draw vidya sleeping
>>12982971Too fast too fast! I can't keep up. I'm still on my first picture!
>>12982971Ok, you've had your fun, no more fat ponies allowed
>>12982985Rarity petting Twilight's wings
>>12982979>playing the game
>>12982992>>12983001>eww gross she's all naked and shit
I bet none of you drawfags can draw a freehand circle, though.
>>12983017she's fat and ugly ross
>>12983017it's not that she's naked it's just that her naked body is disgusting
>>12983017She's ugly and too fat to be chrysalis
>>12983027I'm pretty sure she's done one of these as Derpy.
>>12983014Are you sure they're just literally scribbles on torn paper, I just have them as a reference for the basic shape.Tell you what I'll draw some detailed mareginas and horse cocks tonight, just for you.
>>12983018I can't draw a circle.
>>12983074>I warned you about ponies, bro
>>12983027>she's ugly and fat>my repressed homosexuality has nothing to do with my disgust
>>12983095I wish to be in Celestia's place
>>12983100My homosexuality isn't repressed, I'm fully gayIt's just that she's too fat for chrysalis and the makeup dude did a fucking terrible job
>>12983095his horse dicks are bad
>>12983100Dude she is way too pale and kinda on the chubby side for cheeselegs cosplay
>>12983018You don't need perfect circles to draw ponies though.
Which pony would suffer terribly from post-partum depression?
>>12983095fuck off steam chat
>>12983127Maybe "show accurate" horse dicks just look terrible
>>12983132>Dude she is way too pale and kinda on the chubby side for cheeselegs cosplaybut what about cottage cheese legs cosplay
>>12983095>"Hey look guys I drew something racy again!"
>>12983132>too paleChrysalis is supposed to be pale in my opinion
>>12983095so close to being good. i like it but it is a little confusing.i pretty much like anything where rarity has a cock.also i am able to appreciate the accurate sheath anatomy used.
How do I become brony famous?
>try to have an organized pony folder with many different specific subfolders>all i end up doing is saving 1 picture to 5 different folders since it fits in each onewell this doesnt feel more efficient at all.
Pony is a ticking time bomb
>>12983209I dunno what it is, but something about this artist's snouts looks off to me.
>>12983201TAGS IN THE NAME ANONI used to do it like that but eventually I could avoid that problem.
>>12983204do i cut the green wire or the yellow wire?
>>12983201It'd be awesome if there was some sort of booru-like sorting and search program. You could add tags to all the images you have and search by multiple tags.
>>12983201Change your specific subfolders.
>>12983228You have to rub the little nub on the inside
>>12983190are you a girl? do have money to spare on a ton of OC commisions? do you have any kind of artistic ability?if you have any kind of decent social skills i would recommend becoming friends with other famous bronies. or if you are a nerd with no job and a lot of free time just spend all day in every brony stream possible.
>>12983221For me it's the eyes: they are too far apart.
>>12983244Probably in this particular piece, don't think they're that far apart in most of their stuff.
>>12983225i wish i had the willpower to do this but i spend all day looking at pictures and saving so much.maybe i should just learn to stop saving so much
>>12983234that doesnt sound right, are you even trained in bomb diffusing?
>>12983221They're always little trapezoids. Too angular
>>12983282I only downloaded the explicit and safe torrents from ponibooru.Should be enough for me.
>>12983282Do it gradually. Each day rename a few old drawings while saving the new ones with the tags. That's how I'm doing it. i still have a lot to go trough but eventually I'll have them all with tags.
>>12983201I just have a folder for my favorite pony and another for everything else
>>12983242>Are you a girl? Are you loaded? Do you have an talent musically or artistically?If the answer to all of these is no then spend all your time watching other people do something constructive whilst you try to think of smart or sarcastic things to say in the comments section
>>12983286It's a safety nub that when friction is applied it disarms the bomb, really.
>>12983190circlejerk with the other famous bronies
>>12983324oh man that hits me in multiple fetishes.i love shiny panties like that and sideboob.thank you anon for bringing this into my life.
>>12983318ok, now pony is making strange sounds, does that mean the bomb is being diffused?
>>12983225Would you guys freeze the world for a day just to organize your pony folder? It will forfeit early if you do anything else.
>>12983311that is a pretty good idea. i think i will start my rarity folder right now
>>12983367I sort my pony folder once a week every weekIt keeps things nice and organized
>>12983303Me too, until I realized that I didn't actually browsed these folders, so I deleted everything. What a waste of internet tubes!
>>12983378Rarity would be disappointed in your lack of organization and tidiness. Twilight too.
>>12983387Don't think I ever opened those folders either.Or ever post any pictures. On an image board.
Pony fell down
I usually like the stylized stuff that POP puts out, but eh...http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1164/
>>12983383Were you the one that posted these last night? If so, I thank you for those.
>>12983426is pony ok
>>12983428Don't feed them after midnight!
>>12983441>you will never microwave then fap using banana pone
>>12983463That was quite a week. I rather cuddle with her.
>>12983303>downloaded the torrents>now this bullshut shows up everytime i search something on my computers>endless bad art, gore, fluffy pony, scat and anthrowhy the fuck did i download those
>>12983441that goes in "oc".
>1000+ files to sort in my downloads folderI guess I should get to work.
>>12983504Perfect for childbearing!
Ah yeah, best waifu thread
>>12983504enough of that pose, let us see the ponut!Luna's Ponut!
>>12983388i try to keep neat clean folders but everytime it eventually gets infested with furry shemale porn. i dont even know how it happens, every goddamn folder on my computer.
>>12983504That's no moon
>>12983539That's a docking station
>tfw finishing Ace Attorneymoney really don't matter if it fails for you>tfw jewmoot reenabled embed blocking
>>12983548has anyone made of pic of symmetrical docking with pony docks
>>12983526I need the picture of her decorating that pie.
>>12983562that's a cake anon
Eh..heh heh eh what do you mean all the condoms had holes magically poked in them? It's not like I had anything to do with them.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/239700/What the fuck is this and why is it on the steam store frontpageAnd why do I want it suddenly
>>12983572No, the horse is called Panku Pie.Repeat it for me: Punky Pie.>>12983596Oh god, which one do i save now?
>>12983606...Wait why are we using condoms? Ponies can't get pregnant with humans
>>12983621Unless they're magical ponies...
>>12983621Yes they can
>>12983606wait a min, i never said anything about magic
>>12983562>>12983572NOW WORK ON YOUR WAIFU WALL!
Does anyone want a pony ass drawn.Note: I'm not going to spend more than 15 minutes on it so don't get TOO excited. It's going into a .txt file called "Pony butts to draw"
>>12983447Pony will live but she's sad
>>12983621Do you wanna catch pony aids?
>>12983638>>12983635Except they can't
>>12983616uh pinko puu?
>>12983646Ice cubes stuck up pony buttsdo it
>>12983653You underestimate the magic of friendship
>>12983646Draw Luna's butt
>>12983641but I did and it's perfect here >>12983526
>>12983653Except that you are wrong
>>12983675Except that I am not>>12983661Well yeah I could go trough a special magical treatment to make my sperm compatible with pony and have cute adorable pony children but that's after I settle down with a pony
>>12983673GOOD FOR YOU! THE REST OF YOU!
Dash is a potato
Any 3DS owners here? Is Shadow Wars any good? It's on sale at the eshop,a nd I had some leftover money from the SMT/FE deal.
>>12983698im sorry it's break time
>>12983656you win now pick a color:minty greenhot hot purplepinkalicious
>>12983686What kind of pranks would you pull with Pinkie?
>>12983646I'd rather you spend more than fifteen minutes on any single subject of your choice and have you draw something good for a change.
>>12983713YES. YOU WORK HARD FOR TODAY! HAVE A PONY TO CUDDLE!
>>12983715not that guy but pinkalicious
>>12983717I'd replace the toothpaste with neosporin, replace the coffee sugar with salt, and put tape over the bottom of the wireless mouse.I have, in fact, pulled all of those. Also glorious tier: putting toothpaste on the car windwipers for a minty rainbow.
>>12983737NONO GIVING PONY TO DRAWFAGS
>>12983748But did you do them with Pinkie?
>>12983697Are you telling me you wouldn't have lovely demon spawn children with your waifu?
>>12983760THE PONY HAS BEEN DELIVERED TO DOTKWA. I EXPECT A HAPPY REPORT FROM BEST PONY AFTER THE DELIVERY.
>>12983748>replace the coffee sugar with saltHey wait I've actually had that happen to me, salty coffee isn't funny.
>>12983791PONY HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED BY OUR TRAINED CRACK TEAMPONY HAS BEEN SENT BACK HOME
>>12983789STAYRS A SHIT
I love Twilight Sparkle
>>12983800I guess when it comes to being pranked you're seasoned
>>12983282I can't. I'm slowly turning into a vegetable.
>>12983825But Twilight Sparkle only loves her books
I would fuck Caimon until she achieved orgasm
So since shes the element of honest does it mean AJ's hips dont lie?
Why don't you own a plush anon? they are only ~25$
I'm going to marry Princess Cadence!
>>12983862I'm not autistic.
>>12983862Fluttershy isn't out yet.
>>12983825I love Princess Cadance
>>12983869Why would you?
>>12983862But I do.
>>12983862because i fear my roommates would discover them and reveal my power level
>>12983869I'm going to impregnate Princess Cadence!
>>12983882If they release an AJ one and she has her hat im gonna flip my shit
>>12983883New Tuna Republic?
>>12983698I don't have enough different pictures of Gali
What is the saddest thing you can imagine?
>>12983888i saved this into my ugly folder
>>12983915but you still saved itcheckmate
>>12983715if hot hot purple is twilight then that, otherwise minty green
>>12983737 >>12983791thank you for pony, cuddles will be had
>>12983879but anon buzzwords have nothing to do with love!
Be advised, uh, we spotted a pone in your AO, over.
>>12983915Do you still have room with all those pictures of you?rekt
>>12983931does it feel good?
Sorry, ponka won
>>12983946Love with for babies and communists.
>>12983913Lyra alone on her birthday, crying, and Twilight Sparkle is dead and Equestria is being taken over by King Sombra and Nightmare Moon who just got married.
>>12983970How can I mistype "is" so bad that I type "with"?
>>12983956Pinkie thinks it felt pretty cool.
>>12983952BF3 alpha please
>>12983913AJ losing her hat.
Screencap your cookie clicker.
>>12983854I wish to eat her outand then fuck her
>>12983641>not already having a waifu wall
For those who missed Sone gamescom conference:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rku4n1uXOrMBest thing from the panel that worth looking at.
What if pony wanted to sap your precious bodily fluids?
>>12983913Twilight having to abandon her friends and not tell them why. Like a big bad balckmailing her and her friends not figuring it out and just leaving her leave.
>>12983698But it won't be pone.
>>12983999>we will never have an aj searches for her missing hat episode
It's always a sad time when an artist of cute and sexy girls turns out to be a fat and bearded man.
somebodyanybodyi need that bon bon "i'm leaving" picture
>>12984017Does this count?
>>12984033I put that there just to spite Anons like you.I saved it ironically.
>>12984012You're not alone.
>>12983868>tfw you cried at the endThings are so much better when you live alone
>>12984037>she will never find it after hard work only for her to place it in her closet full of identical hats
>>12984012>not fucking her and then eating her out
>>12983950That's not particularly unpleasant.
>>12984037>AJ looses her hat>just replaces it with one of the other identical hats she has
>>12983868>>12984064>there will never be a Pony Mystery Dungeon game
>>12984053I think there are two... No, three of my drawings here.
did they really trademark the name Felix
>>12984053hory shit I remember that/wristsI feel old now
>>12984064It's okay.It was meant to be sappy.>>12984088I'm pretty sure someone somewhere is working on changing all the sprites into ponies.Wigglytuff would be Panko Pay.
>>12984095Then thank you, three times.
>>12984088God, I would pay out the ass for it.I say we should do it.
>>12984053>rarity butt hatunf>>12984096share your nanaki folder please
>>12984017>Not having The Wall for a husbando
>>12984088>tfw no Pony Mystery Dungeon Game
>>12984107You're welcome three times. And I thank you three times, because it's such a warm feeling to see my art saved.
>>12984100Nah, I made it to remember MLPG when its finally gone. If one of yours is on there then thank you.
>>12984110>I say we should do it.If I had any talent whatsoever I would do it.But I'm not going to be the ideas guy, so good luck to whoever is stupid enough to do it.
>>12983888I love you Jesus Christ
>>12984117I'd put him in the show.
>>12984110Bah, like it's gonna happen. I've lived through 2 or 3 attempts to get the general to make a game. Ideas guys everywhere and whatnotIf it is to happen, I feel like it's going to be a single person.
>>12984130>I made it to remember MLPG when its finally gone.>tfw MLPG will never die
>>12983888>my human wife
>>12984105Where there is a will, there's a way.
>>12984180>not wanting to be lesbians with rediv
>>12984175It will some day. But only physically.It will live on in my heart. and butt
>>12984193>not wanting to be rediv's pony>that she over feeds
>>12984204Do I get a pretty dress?
>>12984218You sure do. Hell, she'll tailor it herself.
>>12984197c-can I horse there?
>>12984206I feel genuinely sick.Get out.
>>12984228Score!>>12984233Sure just watch out for the organic beats
>>12984166Hm. Why not a Puzzle game then?
>>12984247A Puzzle game?
>>12984247>Puzzle 1 >find a way to inset your dick into pony>Puzzle 2 >find a way to insert your dicks into ponyI should be getting paid for concepts like this
>>12982708There's not thing wrong with HoiHoi, you faggot. 4chan is not the place for you. Get the fuck out.
>>12984242Well I'm in.
>>12984258be more slow
>>12984256I'll hire you if you can design DLCs for this.
>>12984258>getting defensive over a 2-hour old post
>>12984253yeah, like tetris or puzzle bubble or someshit
>>12984287>Puzzle DLC>find a way to insert dick into pony multiple times
>>12984280I wish I could wake up to someone as cute as Celestia.
Total slave for donkey cock!
>>12984256>pony gangbang gameunfunfUNF
>>12984297Same thing. It needs a programmer to begin the project.
>>12984316ass dick in her ass?
>>12984218Yes, you'll outgrow it every other day
No. We need a panka pa Elite Beat Agents
>>12984111what is the best way to share a folder? it feels like too much for imgur
>>12984351>New dress every other dayHeaven.
>>12984352Fuck that shitRarity procurator and Twilight assistant in charge of using TECHNOLOGY AND MAGIC to gater clues.
I personally think Max Gilardi's Northern Incident is his personal statement about bronies.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpYloHajJNs
>>12984369Fuck that.Turn based pone RPG with timed hits
>>12984383Fuck thatPony RTS
>>12984383pony hack n slash
>>12984380It's about furries. When was it made, 2011? Bronies didn't really exist when he made that video.
>>12984383YOU BETTER LOOK OUTPONY KNOWS ABOUT TIMED HITS
>>12984380>10minute videojeezus this guys videos are so long.
>>12984348she prefers the snatch
>>12983230why the fuck does this still not existthere are countless avid programmers out there, you'd think just one of them would've thought of this, it's the perfect image sorting solutionit fact it's so unlikely to me that I bet someone did and either didn't share it with anyone or has it for download in some unknown and unadvertised corner of the internet
>>12984423He knew. Or maybe he is a furry, but doesn't want to be.
>>12984037The writers have no clue what to do with her. They probably think she's boring and useless
>>12983230>>12984448Adobe Bridge does this. I think windows does this too
>>12984565Windows has a bit of tag searching, but it doesn't work with every image file type. For example, pngs don't have this ability.
>>12984539Well she is
>>12984448>>12983230>>12984565Windows has built-in tags that work with windows search
>>12984423>not bronies>furries>two different thingsahuehuehue
>>12984380Ever noticed that he sounds like Kurt Cobain?
>>12984565>>12984586Windows only does it for jpgs>Adobe Bridge does thisI've never even heard of Bridge, looking it up now
>>12984565In Windows you can only tag JPEGs because of its standardized metadata format. No such thing exists for PNGs.
>>12984595Ever notice that he smells like teen spirit?
>>12984591I was sure someone would say that.Bronies are furries, but when he made the video, they didn't exist. He couldn't have focused his video on them. Unless he could Nostradamus it up.
>>12984594>>12984602Apparently Windows Photo Gallery has such a tagging system