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Real estate values in Ponyville are hard to gauge. The lots near the apple carts are always worth something, but you definitely don't want to be near Sugar Cube Corner unless you like being up all night listening to Pinkie. I think Fluttershy got her outskirts cottage dirt cheap.

Old horse: >>12968379
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FLICK PINKIE'S CLIT

MAKE HER LEGS SHAKE
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Littlepip is a very sexy human
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Does Zecora count as an illegal immigrant?
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>implying anyone ever discusses the topic
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Met a nice cute nerdy girl at the library today.

Tripped and landed face first in the kids isle where they keep the toys, didn't see the little truck.

She laughed.
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>a philophile deserves respect
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>>12972591
The regular property damage from the insanity the main 6 bring with them probably drives insurance through the roof
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>>12972623
That's nice, was her name Bon Bon?
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>>12972612
>grinding meal for dough
That doesn't sound like APPLES
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>>12972612
Why would she ever try and dress up ferrets? aren't they super aggressive and would just rip the clothes apart?
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>>12972623
>spaghetti "jokes"

Are you actually serious?
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>>12972618
ill take a pony gryphon
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>>12972514
why aren't there pictures of two or more headed ponies? Can we get a circus pony with two heads or something like that?

I've seen snake ponies, bat ponies, sea ponies, shark ponies, food ponies, plane ponies, giraffe ponies, wereponies, pony ponies, human ponies, and all kinds of freaky little ponies. But I have yet to see siamese twin ponies.

Someone get on that. draw them making out.
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>>12972644
Its for the apple pies.
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>Anon will never ask Pinkie to squirt on his face
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>>12972666
Where do you think you are satan?
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>>12972644
Try as she might, Applejack has not yet perfected the apple crust apple pie.

>>12972659
It's Fluttershy, they understand.
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>>12972674
Circus freak ponies you say?
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>>12972666
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>>12972693
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>>12972682
>Pinkie will never misinterpret the squirting to mean a good soak with a seltzer bottle
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>>12972683
>>12972697

I thought we hated overused and unfunny "jokes"?
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>>12972666
Where the fuck do you think you are?
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Would you go to Pinkie Pies prolapse party?
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>>12972693
nah, that ones gross. I want something fappable like the twins in Big Fish, not crooked trees style weird.
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>>12972708
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>>12972711
Get your hivemind bullshit out of my face
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>>12972708
>pegasus
>no forelegs
what's the disability here I don't see it
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>>12972711
>we
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>>12972711
>we
>we hated
Hate whatever you want. Christ.
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>>12972721

>>she's coming out
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>>12972731
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>>12972711
>we
Please
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>>12972721
>those legs
What the fuck
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>>12972731
FALSE
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>>12972623
Did you draw that
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>>12972737
No grabby hooves. It's like being born without hands,
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What if Scootaloo and Dash Duet in S4?
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>>12972708
>no forelegs
must be top tier love material
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>>12972623
How would you comfort her? She look like she is in pain.
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>>12972767
Dash has an okay singing voice, but scoot's is weak
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>>12972765
It would like being born without hands when you already had nimble tentacles growing from your shoulderblades.
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>>12972721
>prolapse

Why
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>>12972739
>>12972735
>>12972741
>>12972750
So 90% of the fandom's "jokes" like 20% cooler and shit like that are suddenly fine?
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>>12972782
>Unfber
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>>12972775
I'd help her stand up, brush her off and give her some encouraging words, and maybe a nice warm hug if she really needed it.
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>>12972787
>fingerwings
>nearly as useful as grabby hooves
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>>12972731
>deltoid
>horse deltoid has more of a trapeze shape
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>>12972781
>okay
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>>12972781
Actually I remember hearing that her VA is actually a pretty decent singer and that they just had to sing that talent show poorly on purpose.
There was an alleged tape of that song they sang performed well as opposed to comically horrible that we never got to hear.
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>>12972762
I wouldn't update my personal blog without a drawing

>>12972792
Come on man I was just having some fun please don't get angry.
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>>12972805
That is nice of you and she would love that, anon.
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>>12972745
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12972792
truly euphoric man
*tips fedora*
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>>12972792
>I don't like thing
>us elitists at MLPG must not like thing as well!
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>>12972792
Calm down. If you don't like them, fine.
But don't put words into the mouth of a goddamn informal group.
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>>12972820
AJ has a much better one, but her's is nice
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>>12972823
He being an asshole or just being a moron. Ignore it.

>>12972781
I would think that as well. Her singing past were left to desire.
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>>12972817
>>12972828
Is there somewhere I can go to get all of these? They're just so useful.
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Why didn't you guys tell me that Nezumi made another horse comic?
http://e621.net/pool/show/2911
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>>12972820
>thousands
>diamonds
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>>12972674
I got some anon. It's not much but it's something.
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>>12972865
but they're the same VA
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>>12972823
GOOD MAN
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>>12972821
Even in babs seed, her voice was not up to the same level as Applebloom and Sweetie Belle
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>>12972683
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKYsLQ-98A
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>>12972880
It was on Nezumi's page, you should have seen it yourself.
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>>12972865
And it took her what, 4 seasons, for her to actually sing something good rather than counting numbers?
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>>12972823
>>12972854
>>12972857
Then why do people bitch at these "jokes" yet praise the same shit here?
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>>12972674
Would you be merged into a siamese pone with your waifu?
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>>12972894
Ah, I couldn't really tell since it was in harmony
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>>12972881
I still don't get why people always point out that verse
If anything it's Ingram's (or whoever writes the lyrics) fault.
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>>12972874
>tfw we hate Apple
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>>12972899
Because we're allowed to dislike some jokes and like others
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>>12972899
Filtered ;)
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Would you a pretty traditional unicorn?
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>>12972899
You act like we're all one person
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>>12972901
Yes. No questions. I would.
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>>12972890
I know, and that's the weird thing to me.
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>>12972906
I think Ingram said that he just does the music and sometimes just works with the writers for the lyrics
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>>12972899
But no one is fucking praising anything
2/10 made me reply
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>>12972918
>that bun
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>>12972918
Without hesitation.
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>>12972906
The writers write the lyrics.
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Saints row 4 is suprisingly fun. much better than 3.
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>>12972898
her supporting moments in other songs are very nice.
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>>12972918
Those are very long horns...
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>>12972901
That is a strange boner you're giving me anon. I think I'd say yes to that.
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Hey guys!

Any requests?
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>>12972923
So who's your waifu?
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>>12972898
is that saine gray art
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>>12972948
something really lewd involving fluttershy
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>>12972918
I'd pet and groom them.
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>>12972948
Octavia cum inflation
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>>12972948
>butt "jokes"

Are you actually serious?
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>>12972948
Pony licking pony's horn.
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>>12972918
traditional unicorns are goats.
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>>12972948
>That filename.

RARITY WITH A TRANSPARENT BUTT!
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>>12972918
> those ears
> that hair

At this point I'm not even angry their tails look like lion tails
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>>12972950
...Luna
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chubby butts
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>>12972968
Are YOU actually serious?
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>>12972944
Just think of what it would feel like, sharing a body like that. Everything she felt, you'd feel. Every twitch, every stroke, every whisper of breath across sensitive flesh...
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>>12972975
awdnajkdnanlfsd
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>>12972961
They do need a lot of grooming
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>>12972906
megahn writes some of the songs, its horrifying to hear
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>>12972975
Feels like I won the lottery.
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>>12972906
What >>12972928 >>12972938 said, but I usually do it as a joke whenever someone brings up Dash's singing
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For that Anon who wondered what Demon Pony Shimmer would look like
https://derpibooru.org/385382?
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>>12972918
No beards = no deal.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCPxXW_9qI
This is still one of the best songs in the show imo

>>12972948
Chickenbutt going full sanic
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>>12972975
I like where this is going.
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>>12972222

http://imgur.com/URqrC7G
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>>12972978
>Those ears.

They are the elves of horses.
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>>12972979
Are you sure her personality wouldn't engulf and consume your own, leaving you as little more than a passenger in the back of her mind?
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>>12972969
That sounds fun. Which ponies?
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KRAFT DURCH FREUND
FREUNDSCHAFT MACHT FREI
PFERD HEIL
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>>12972991
anon you better start either writing or drawing this so I can finish. Don't give me a sudden fetish for being conjoined with my waifu and then leave me hanging. My god anon keep going!
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>>12973008
You're starting up again, Pinkie...
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>>12973019
I leave that up to you.
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>>12973016
>luna
>personality

hahahaha
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>>12972997
>yfw Starswirl is a Traditional Unicorn.
>He isn't exactly immortal, they just live for a long ass time.
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>rape "jokes"
Are you actually serious?
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>>12973011
No, elf ears aren't that dumb.
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>>12973037
>meme "jokes"

Are you actually serious?
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>>12973036
>as long as alicorns, come to think of it
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>>12972948
Goopony lyra enveloping BonBon in a jovial hug. BonBon is most displeased with the notion of being stuck inside of lyra, again.
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>>12973008
If she looks willing and we're in this position with her on her back...
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>>12972939
Oh, good. Amazon's being a little reticent on tracking. I want to know if it'll be released on X-Day, but noooo
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>>12973016
well the question was Siamese twin, not a full melding together so I don't see how that would happen. But she can be the dominate half if she wants.
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>>12973008
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>>12973049
>Never thought of it like that.
>Must have been an afterthought by the creators.
>They never were ones to talk about details.
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>>12973037
Rape jokes are fine when executed in a way that does not trivialize rape

Dark humor can be made about anything with trivializing the subject matter, it just takes skill and tact

Unfortunately tumblr's anti-culture division has a zero tolerance policy, even for jokes that demonize rape
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>>12973036
>current unicorns came from Traditional Unicorns
>their use of magic for mundane daily tasks and chores made them lose their magic capacities over time
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>>12972638
>implying he asked for her name

Straight for the pussy brah
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>>12973028
oh god why does this happen every time I start spoilertexting.

At first she'd introduce you to the collection of toys she kept under the bed, slowly and carefully easing you into the concept of having such a sensitive passage between your legs...
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>>12972975
This is exactly how I felt the first time I dipped honeyed fingers in a woman's mouth

Jesus

JESUS
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>>12973080

LET ME KISS YOU JESUS
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>>12973008
Now its our turn to find out what she tastes like
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>>12973041
But they are about the same on the asshole level.

Normal horses are assholes, no doubt.

Traditional Unicorns are giggaHitler assholes.
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>>12972693
>dat little arm

TOP LEL
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Anyone have the rest of these?
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>>12973104
So wait. Hitler is the standard unit of measurement for assholery?
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>>12973100
>fur and sweat?
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>>12973081
>ponies as a whole have been devolving
>policies of pacifism and friendship have eliminated the need for cunning, strength, and magical power
>current princesses actually represent what used to be the dominant breed
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>>12972623
What would you do to comfort a crying Twilight, MLPG?
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>>12973097
>"It's okay dear."
>"Next time, you can ride me a little."
>"But try not to scream as much..."
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>>12973008
Unf. Unfer than the greatest unfs. Ask her if she wants the D.
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>>12973131
select your pistol, and then select your horse.
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>>12973006
But it's just WWU
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>>12973124
It goes from Hitlers to Metric Jews.
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>>12973089
>no one will ever write about this
>no one will ever draw this kind of thing
> with all the specific fetish threads on /mlp/ there will never be one like this.
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>>12973158
11/10 literally lol'd out loud
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w-where did you guys get these pictures?
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>>12973171
fuck off ea
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>>12973187
Internet.
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>>12973187
dash was hiding in the closet with a camera pinkie.
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>>12973169
After talking about it, the two of you agree to broaden your horizons. Toys are one thing, other ponies are something else entirely, and your shared shaft has been rather neglected recently...
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>>12973006
>imo

Me too. It feels a lot like the entire show condensed into one song.
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>>12973171
fuck on ea
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>>12973008
That fucking hand is awful, I couldn't tell what it was for a minute
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FAP > *
GIYC > *
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>>12973153
Daniel Ingram really isn't that great. Most of the songs sound like they could be made with an SNES soundboard and sometimes they just miss the mark completely.
He's put on a pedestal because he's "the" song guy but I wonder what could have been.
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>MLPG spots a contributor on his day job.
http://i.imgur.com/1FkIpGO.gif
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>>12973206
someone please draw me a two headed luna.
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the fuck my fucking cat just almost fucking killed me
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>>12973215
>>12973197
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>>12973254
William > ingram

BGM > vocals.
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>>12973230
>i give harsh critique to someone who does a quick sketch for fun to bring enjoyment to the thread

you are fucking awful
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>>12973269
cat.
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>Fluttershy is baby sitting the CMC again
>Things go much more smoothly this time and they all have a great time
>She tucks them in bed and gives Scootaloo a gently kiss on the forehead
>"Good night, Scootaloo"
>She gives Applebloom a gentle kiss on the forehead
>"Good night Applebloom"
>She gives Sweetie Belle a gentle kiss on the forehead
>"Ow, my eye!"
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>>12973290

yes my fucking cat, the thing with whiskers
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>>12973292
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>>12973288
>I eat any shit that's thrown to me fas long as it has sex in it
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>>12973302
and cats are spiteful assholes. thus, cat.
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>>12973302
That's why you don't fuck your cat
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>>12973292
That's actually really funny
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>>12973292
Why did it take me so long to get it?
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>>12973326
I don't get it, because she had to kiss below the horn?
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>>12973326
you skimmed
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>>12973315
Screw you cats are the greatest creatures in the world, they're goddamn beautiful and adorable. You don't fuck with cats, cats are fucking the bees knees.
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>>12973292
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>>12972693
>>12972708
>>12972731
>>12972745
I need the story of Pinkie meeting with these ponies.

Fuck it, I need the main six meeting these ponies as they follow Pinkie!

You know Dash would love to talk to Pinhead
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>>12973288
Sorry I have standards
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>>12973326
you are an obese american
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>>12973262
After finding yourselves an appropriate dress, she helps you put on a bit of makeup. Not much, neither of you are whores, but enough to highlight your looks. After that? You call for a carriage and head off to the entertainment district...
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>>12973286
Oh I love Willaims, his BGM in this scene was wonderful.
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>>12973362
Well yes but I don't see what that has to do with it.
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>>12972745
>>12972745
>Pin Head.

Seems like an alright guy!
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>tfw no teen spike on rarity vore
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>>12973315
>>12973316

I'm sitting here watching netflix at 1 AM because I can't sleep and I thought I heard something, so I left my room and he had knocked the hair dryer to the floor and somehow turned it on high. It was also pushed up against the wood paneling on the bathtub and was starting to burn it a little. If I had gone to bed I would have woken up in an inferno if I hadn't already suffocated in my sleep.
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>>12973391
saine pls
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>>12973377
All right guy? Heck I bet hers the life of the part!

A real cool dude! A real hell raiser!
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>>12973377
We have such parties to show you!
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>>12973391
>SPIKE WANT
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What if Fluttershy like REALLY loves animals?
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>>12973401
clearly, your cat wants you to die.
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>>12973418
>nom
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Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.
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>>12973401
He's just trying to send you to Equestria
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>>12973367
continue
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>>12973401
Also why the fuck was your hair dryer left plugged in you assfaggot
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>>12973418
Ponies are animals
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>>12973418
but anon, bestiality is bad mmkay?
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>>12973374
>>12973374
>>12973374
>>12973374
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>>12973411
now would rarity just roll with it?
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>>12973418
What if Fluttershy x Bambi?
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>>12973459
Why should we care?
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>>12973468
Fluttershy wouldn't have let it happen
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>>12973459
>we're a small time circlejerk

We got soul
We got community
No honky ass brony white boy got shit on the real equestria
This here's P-Ville niggas
Original Pone
Word out
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>>12973459
Who cares?
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>>12973459
thanks
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>>12973491
>>12973474
stop
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>>12973483
Ewww, they're kissing!
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>>12973419
>>12973433

clearly

>>12973446

I don't use one, it's my mother's.
In any case who is going to assume their cat just might kill them in their sleep by burning down their house with a hair dryer in the middle of the night?
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>>12973418
I'm an animal
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>>12973459
>complains about circle jerk
>tripcode
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>>12973258
i don't get it
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>>12973418
like discovery channel?
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>>12973483
Twitterpation. It happens when you least expect it.
>tfw a disney movie was trying to explain hormones and sex to children without spelling it out
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>>12973465
hell no
she'll be fighting the entire way
heartburn, perhaps, kicking and screaming as she slides down his esophagus, slowly realizing what's happening to her
by then it's too late
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Is it time for night thread?
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>>12973459
>NBS
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>>12973546
Night time is the right time.
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>>12973546
NOW
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http://makerlove.com/Free-3D-Sex-Toys/page15/index.html

Are you ready, MLPG?
To get...MOTHERLY?
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>>12973540
now as for the buildup, would spike just barge in and start noshing? Or would this be a spike that grew naturally, tried to win her heart and then got bitter with rejection before deciding that "If i an't have her, nobody can!"
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>>12973566
>bananas
>not ice cubes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVA8kQzNhl4

Would you be SB's homie all up in dis shizzle, droppin mad rhymes and earning your cutie markizzles?
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>>12973483
http://tyrranux.deviantart.com/art/You-re-the-Father-5-277622589?

You'd be surprised.
I find this hot for some odd reason.
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>>12973566
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>>12973580
Post a screencap. I ain't got time to plug in no URLs.
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>>12973592
I don't get it.
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>>12973592
Why not both!
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>>12973597
What is Sweetie Belle's rapper name?

White Noise
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>>12973590
I expect a buildup similar to Secret of My Excess, only starting with a more adolescent Spike. Confidence turns to arrogance, turns to anger, turns to SPIKE WANT
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>>12973621
Once upon a time mlpg was fascinated with masturbation techniques, two of which were jerking off with a banana peel and shoving ice cubes up your rectum.
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>>12973590
Alternatively, they are kissing and then spike goes crazy for more.
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>>12973621
MLPG sticks ice cubes up their butt for pleasure
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>>12973618
Someone 3D printed this into a dildo.
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>>12973650
I remember someone actually drew a banana pony last summer.
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>>12973566
are those Fluttershy eggs?
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>>12973655
It's not that bad.
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>>12973650
I thought the bannana was just for being a poor man's dildo.

Oh wow.
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>>12973650
the second can cause rectal frostbite

which isn't a good thing at all
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>>12973668
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>>12973441
You can hear the other ponies whispering behind your back, you can feel their eyes watching your every movement, but your other half is basking in the attention. There's a vague stirring in your loins as you pass the stallion at the door of her favorite club, and you know it wasn't from YOUR fantasies...
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>>12973670
No, Fluttershy is selling her hoof clippings as an aphrodisiac.
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So nay intresting news?
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>>12973674
It feels like Celestia
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>>12973692
What happened to her eyes?
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>>12973650
i remember watching someone do the ice cube thing
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>>12973684
That was extremely fast.

The pony is cute though.
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>>12973623
I actually laughed
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>>12973597
Would Sweetie Belle pop a molly and sweat?
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ok MLPG you can go to Equestria

But you will never walk again. Deal?
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>>12973684
Ring ring ring ring ring ring
banana pone!
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>>12973680
>rectal frostbite
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>>12973711
It helps having my folders sorted. Mostly.
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NBS is about to post here, prepare your filters and reports
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>>12973710
It feels amazing.
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>>12973720
Does this mean I get wings
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>>12973739
meh, he's the op of the epic troll thread.
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>>12973731
She really need to be ripen.
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>>12973720
>never walk again
>OC is a pegasus
HA HA, TIME FOR PONIES
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>>12973731
What a cute pone.
Would keep her on my counter to she ripened.
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>>12973746
>>12973751

No you are just a crippled human
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>>12973750
Just give her time.
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>>12973642
How aware would rarity be of this whole thing.

Does he just shock her suddenly or does she start to see it coming too late?
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>>12973751
>having an OC
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>>12973758
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>>12973758
Ha ha, time for wheelchairs and hover-charms.
Because we know they've at least got wheelchairs.
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>>12973763
>that question
I know her coat felt waxy, but I would cuddle her, nonetheless.
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>>12973739
He's just a sad little cripple. Pay him no mind.
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>>12973687
this is my fantasy anon.
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Would you care for Derpy even if she wasn't very bright?
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you know what to do
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>>12973758
Wait, I have to be rch?

Fuck that shit, I don't need to be some attention whore.
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>>12973540
On one hand favorite fetish
On the other favorite pony

I don't know if I'll be able to fap to that...
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>>12973814
Of course. I'd give her a warm bed and a solid roof.
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>>12973814
Sure. Is she housebroken?
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>>12973720
>Run/backflip everywhere
>Waifu Dash
Problem solved.
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>>12973814
Well yeah sure. She seems nice and everyone deserves a good home.

I mean, how dumb could she possibly be?
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>>12973776
but are you going to finish revolutionquest?
this is important
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>>12973814
Of course
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>>12973814
Especially if she wasn't very bright
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>>12973757
What would you do to Ponana after she was ripened?
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>>12973776
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>>12973836
Eventually, when I sober up.

Note that this may be a long time, considering how much I've killed my liver in the past weeks.
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>>12973854
don't respond.
report and filter
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>>12973814
What would I do with an ugly AND dumb pony?
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>>12973814
She's just a little scatterbrained, anyway. There's nothing wrong with her being flighty.
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>>12973794
Beware of banana puns, though.
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>>12973776
>http://pastebin.com/hfkvFvXy
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>>12973852
Fuck her skin while thinking off Celestia
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>>12973836
>>12973854
Fuck off, we were doing so well
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>>12973852
Fulfill her destiny and put her in a banana split
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>>12973814
Of course! I would give her a home. Its ain't cheap, however, and she has to pay it in cuddles and mane petting.
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Which pony is best for casual sexual rubbing while snuggling in public places?
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>>12973814
A pretty pony deserves a good home.
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>>12973817
I don't understand why that should be a problem.

Most people seem overjoyed to have their favorite pony do their favorite fetish.
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>>12973883
Gloomy
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>>12973844
Her butt kills you and your house
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>>12973052

http://i.imgur.com/XZoYzuX.png
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>>12973861
well hurry up
I want to know how it ends
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>>12973875
i wish 4chan had hellbans
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>>12973814
I'd love to help her get back on her feet.
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>>12973892
Yeah...see this isn't exactly a happy ending fetish. Unless she's saved at the end I don't know if I can fap to it...
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>>12973845
>Especially if she wasn't very bright

The hell is that supposed to mean?

If it was a smart pony like Twilight you'd just leave them in the rain?
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>>12973896
Go slow.
She deserves it.
KISS HER
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>>12973869
Ponana seem a bit fruity, but it seem nice to have someone as tarty as her.
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>>12973896
HAHA, TIME FOR BABBIES!
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>>12973896
>http://i.imgur.com/XZoYzuX.png
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>>12973896
Now, the moment of truth. All at once, or gently?
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>>12973883
Pinkie easily.
Rarity if she's feeling 'adventurous'
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>>12973896
J-J-J-fuck her
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>>12973896
How did we end up fucking the worst pone
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>>12973896
FINALLY. I've had the boner for 3 days now.
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>>12973922
Just be sure to keep your fruits separated. She doesn't take kindly to competition.
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>>12973896
TIME TO END THE SESSION FOR THE NIGHT
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>>12973939
Probably see a doctor about that.
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>>12973937
but that's not your waifu
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>>12973939
You've had a boner for three days?

Maybe you should call your doctor. He'll probably want to check out the porn!
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>>12973918
Well I'd ask her why she's just sitting there in the rain

If she was so smart she'd find shelter
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>>12973953
That wouldn't be a problem. They would just go in the fridge, away from that cute pony's sight.
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>>12973776
As a fellow shitposter, you give us all a bad name.
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>>12973916
Do it anyways

If you need a happy end, try this: Spike realizes what he's done and values his love for her over her body. He finds a way to heave her back out in a timely fashion.
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>>12973960
Fuck you, my waifu is not worstpone.
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>>12973953
I love this little pone.
Reminds me when we used to do cute things with objects.
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>>12973896
>pony will never call you "big guy"
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We forgot to feed the pony before leaving on vacations!
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>>12974022
>pony will never call you "stud"
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>>12974032
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>>12974032
That's what we hired the house keeper for you dingus!
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>>12974022
>tfw your gf does
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>>12974032
Party group missing you Dooks.
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>>12974005
Well I thought of that but really it's up to whoever will write it.

I hope he makes a good end...
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>>12974016
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>>12974016
Weirdest part was when people who you'd never expect to lurk here decided to chip in.
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>>12974032
Pony is smart. Pony knows where the food is.
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>>12974022
>All the ponies call you big guy
>Its not sexual or anything, you're just simply the tallest so everyone knows you as the big guy
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>>12974032
OH GOD
SHE'S GONNA EAT EVERYTHING ELSE
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>>12974032
OH FUCK!
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>>12974067
>>12974068
Is she going to be okay?
What do you have in your kitchen right now?
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>>12974053
If you want, we can write it together.
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>>12974032
>not bringing pony on vacation

You don't even consider them part of the family!
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>>12974016
That was a nice week for her.

>>12974032
There is a food dispenser, you know. I assume the pony know how it works.
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>>12974046
"Don't worry Mr. Anon, I know everything about ponies."

>>12974051
Ping me on skype
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>>12974079
All of the potato chips!
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>>12974090
You ping me.
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>>12974090
>forgot the picture

#CARNEASADA
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>>12974083
>me
>writing
Anon I'm faltered but I couldn't write a good sentence to save my life. I suck at this too much. Sorry.
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>>12974109
>#CARNEASADA
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>>12974079
All I have in the kitchen is a fridge full of food ponies... they're all gonna be gobbled!
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>>12974109
Worst case scenario, minor property damage. Or the pony eats the keeper, which does save money on paying the keeper.
>>
So if you had control over the show and had to make an episode with Weird Al how would you do it?
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Would you pone sit your favorite pone?
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>>12974120
I started like that too. It's really fun when you take the plunge.

But I'll understand if you don't want to.
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>>12974032
Just put them in the NeoLodge. It's 140 neopoints for 28 days if you put them in the cheapest room.
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>>12974153
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
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>>12974123
>that image
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>>12974153
A GOOD musical this time
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>>12974153
I'd have weird all be poniacci and just do the pinkie micro as an episode.
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>>12974067
>>12974068
WHAT IF SHE GOES BOTHER ALL THE NEIGHBORS?
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>>12974165
yes
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>>12974120
> I'm faltered
> faltered
Uh
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>>12974153
Polka player form the old country who embarrasses Applejack and gets stalked by Pinkie.
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>>12974108
How can I ping you about it if I don't know who you are?
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>>12974198
SEE
I'M SORRY
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
I'M A FAILURE
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>>12974195
IF SHE GOES BOTHER ALL THE NEIGHBORS THEN THEY WILL KNOW
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>>12974219
Guess.
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>>12974134
SHE'S GONNA DRINK ALL THE COKE PONIES AND EAT ALL THE FRUIT PONIES AND THEN THROW UP IN THE TOILET PONY!
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>>12974232
AND SHE'LL LEAVE THE DOOR UNLOCKED WHEN SHE LEAVES
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>>12974195
THEY BETTER NOT LAY A SINGLE FINGER ON HER OR I'LL WRECK THEIR SHIT
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>>12974243
Come on I don't want to bring this here, just send me a message on skype you butt
>>
I think everyone needs to calm down
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>>12974153
Al is Rarity's uncle that she doesn't exactly like. It's also Sweetie's favorite uncle in the world.

So Al has to stay with Rarity for a week since he lost his house or something.

So the episode is all about Rarity trying to work because she has an important job to do while Sweetie and Al try to help her ruining everything of course.

Also during the episode Pinkie tries continuously to meet him but constantly misses him. She catapults herself trough the wall but just misses him, appears from random boxes just after he left and Rarity is trying to calm herself and stuff like that.
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I added Sunset Satan to the size chart from the last thread. She really isn't that tall; definitely under 7 feet.
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>>12974195
>>12974259
do you guys always have to post not pony stuff every time you post?
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>>12972969
Boop.
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>>12974259
>>12974195

>"Bob, we need to talk. Your god damn pony came into my yard and knocked over the garbage cans, scattering garbage all over my yard!"
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>>12973800
sorry for the delay, reality demanded attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDcaJgv0ST4

The music in the club is just loud enough to drown out the conversations of those around you, but even still you can tell that your entry's caused quite the stir. Your partner takes the lead in most every conversation you get drawn into, explaining that the circumstances of your 'condition' were no accident, and you're both quite happy like this. After several such conversations, and a few drinks, your conversations start taking on a more lewd bent. Before long, you find yourselves sneaking into the back alley with an attractive mare and her coltfriend...
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>>12974275
How tall are the EqG?
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>>12974287
oh my~
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>>12974287
just fix Pinkie's eye a bit and this would be perfect
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>>12974275
>She really isn't that tall; definitely under 7 feet.
That is still tall, anon.

>>12974287
Pinkie really knows how to use her tongue.
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What does each ponies' horse vag smell like?
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>>12974153
Polka the whole episode, some sad, slow/minor parts while other sections are speedy/major. That's up to Wierd Al to write though.
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>>12974285
I don't know
is this pony stuff?
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>>12974287
Can tongues do that?
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>>12974260
Ok I'll ping you.
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>>12974285
Well, that .gif kind of expressed the situation if a pone went to bother the neighbors, specially Pinkie.

If you have a .gif of pony Pinkie nuzzling a human be my guest!
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>>12974308
You're right, I need to make more Dash gifs
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>>12974303
Their respective colours
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>>12974275
Again i really want to see what sunset shimmer would like like had she gotten the power that she wanted in pony form.

She has a horn and a wing so she would obviously be an alicorn. Hell with those leathery bat wings she's be a bat pony alicorn.

i really wante to see it happen.
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>>12974123
>>12974182
Damn it, now my morbid curiosity has the best of me. Someone link the source image; I need to experience its full horror before I go to sleep.
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>>12974232
>neighbors are cool with pony
>she likes them better
>forgets about you
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Hey, MLPG...

Is it alright if I sleep here, just for one night? Please. I've had a hard day, and I could really use a friend right now.
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>>12974295
Like 6'5
Really, really tall.
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>>12974244
>toilet pony
please. No one draw this. I don't think I'd be able to take it if this were an actual thing.
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>>12974287
#whoa
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>>12974290
you're the best anon.
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>>12974334
Register on tumblr and make friends don't come here again pony.
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>>12974295
>Too short for human pony
>Too tall for pony pony

There is no place for me
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>>12974335
That's only an inch taller than me...
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>>12974301
How so?
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>>12974287
unf
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>>12974334
I'm pretty confident out resident computer doesn't like you, at all.
No I don't think it would work out, the Cakes might take you in.
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>>12974334
But what happen to your other friends? Didn't you buddy up with those 2 dumbos?
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>>12974275
I think its probably a safer bet to compare her to Celestia and Luna, and assume that they're average to tall adults
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>>12974347
Yes and?
You're really tall.
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>>12974356
> Leaking
It's been a while, but
My first girlfriend, Jesus
I was a running tap
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>>12974335
Why does everyone keep saying the EG girls are so tall? I haven't seen any indication that they're over 6 feet.
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>>12974335
>6'5"
I bet those shoes give them like an extra foot in height
th-there's no way they can be that tall
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>>12974335
Wait so you're combining that with the candy cane chart?
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>>12974354
Proportionally her eye seems pretty small compared to her head and the lines are a bit wiggly, particularly the iris/pupil area
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>>12974406
Okay thanks, I'll work on it after I finish my sandwich.
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>>12974400
Not him but im 6"2" without shoes.
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>>12974387
I think they came up with some dipshit math based on how tall Celestia is over the average female in Equestria (something like 15% to 20% taller than adult women) and how the girls seemed to be roughly equal height.
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>>12974400
What's wrong?
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>>12974426
Are you a 14-17 year old girl, anon?
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>>12974400
Dash looks pretty cute in those Fluttershy themed ears
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>>12974431
I-I'm only 5'8"
In my defense I'm a bit taller than most guys where I live

also that rd is so unf
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>>12974334
>mlpg is perfect place to make friends
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>>12974431
that artist makes great personhorses
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>>12974458
Is it wrong if I think Obama looks a hell of a lot like Gus? It's distracting.
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This fandom sucks with height estimates.

>assuming that everything in equestria is the same size it is on earth
>getting implausible sizes
>realizing that the artists do not pay attention to this stuff and do not attempt any consistent sense of scale
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I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
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>>12974344
I'm just happy to help, anon.

The four of you barely manage to stay off each other until you're out of the club, and when you get into the alleyway? She flips her dress out of the way just in time for you to mount her, driving that dripping shaft of yours into her cunt. Meanwhile, your better half's horn lights up as she peels your own dress aside, making way for that glorious example of stallion-kind to mount you...
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>>12974474
>You'll never blow Fluttershy's mind with naughty things like oral and anal
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>>12974491
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>>12974460
Yeah. Some say it's pseudo anime or whatever, but I think they're great.
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>>12974431
>>12974460
is there more?
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>>12974487
My old headcanon is that their planet is actually giant and they are only "little" in comparison to it.
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>>12974451
>Your waifu is this big
>"C'mon, Anon. I'm tired. Lets snuggle."
>You get in bed
>The climb in after you
>Ten tons of big pony on top of you
>Pony promptly falls asleep
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>>12974345
>>12974359
>>12974458
Please? Its cold out here, and its a long ways till the next house. You can have some of my candy cane.
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>>12974502
A big part of the appeal is the hair
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>>12974497
>because she's already done them
>most ponies have
>their dicks are actually bigger than human dongs and better at pleasuring mare vaginas
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>>12974502
>strap slipping down her shoulder
u-unf
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>>12974509
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>>12974497
>She knows all about regular sex from being around animals all the time
>When ever you start discussing anything other than that she gets extra shy
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>>12974511
You can have a sweater

I just can not handle a guest tonight.
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>>12974530
mewball_in_equestria.png
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What if pones were dancing frogs?

https://images.4channel.org/f/src/Michigan%20J%20Frog.swf
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>>12974503
Some more.
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So what do you think is a sport that ponies could actually be competitive at vs. humans?

No magic allowed
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kiss the pony
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>the pank was finally breached
i can sleep happy now
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>>12974530
BIGGER
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>>12974458
I've met two of my best friends through Mlpg
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>>12974521
>tfw ponies can't have embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions because they don't care
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>>12974511
Are you feeling lonely anon?
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>>12974554
>Dash
>Raiders
get out.
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>>12974509
>curl up in crook of pony's arm
>best sleep you ever had
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>>12974551
And the princesses don't seem diminutive either.
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>>12974554
Chess
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>>12974558
okay
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>>12974570
I just needed a good sports picture, my football opinion is far worse than that.
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>>12974552
thank you ma'am may I have another
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MLPG I need cute ponies. I just found out something that makes me want to cry.

Please.
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>>12974576
I told scootaloo to go fuck herself.
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Pony is several times smarter than you and only lives the simple life because they know grand civilization causes more suffering than it's worth
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>>12974586
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>>12974551
Also this chart makes even more sense since the Arabian horses would be the same size in the show like they are in the real world
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>>12974565
rarity was embarrassed when they let spike in when they were getting dressed.

Rarity might be a special case, she's already weird for a pony since she spends her time making clothes that most ponies dont wear.
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>>12974576
I wish the lower part of the full image was drawn a little better
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>>12974591
She took that literally.
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>>12974593
no. ponies have small brains. just look at how much space their eyes take up
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>>12974598
That butt is probably impossible soft.
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>>12974593
You know, that might be the deepest thing I've ever read in these threads.
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>>12974586
Hey anon, maybe I could be your girlfriend for tonight.

Celestia will never know.
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>>12974583
Jut look up the artist. it's in the file nae
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>>12974598
Isn't that tail too long?
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>>12974617
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>>12974610
>crows have puny brains
>as smart as chimps
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>>12974621
>pony catgirl
Surprise unf
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>>12974563
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>>12974620
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>>12974593
Magic eliminated the need for most of mankind's mechanical ingenuity.
That's why we don't see guns, plane's etc. They're unnecessary in the world of ponies.
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>>12974620
DR FREEZE IS DEAD AND YOU WANT WHAT


GET FUCKED NMM. FUCK YOU
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>>12974628
consider for a moment just how dexterous pone tails are.
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>>12974628
Yeah it is
JR makes a lot of mistakes like that which could be fixed if he'd get off his high horse
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>>12974621
g-gosh she's cute
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>>12974640
Lightman pls
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>>12974563
which year?
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>>12974499
Why the fuck would you use that card like that
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>>12974643
Consider for a moment how small they are in the show.
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>>12974621
Jesus Christ I want to knock up that mostly humanized pony person
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Post your secrets.
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anon wanted me to finish this?
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You know, wings are just modified legs

So ponies, griffons, and changelings all have six legged ancestors. Ponies are weird because 2/3s of the population loses their wings before they're even born.

>earth ponies and unicorns all have spots near their shoulders where the nerves for the wings are
>the bone is reduced to a lump of cartilage
>it's one of the most sensitive spots on their entire body
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>>12974683
Use a harder brush
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>>12974683
the ass was too big
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>>12974673
I stopped writing something because of a tripfag e-stalking me.
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>>12974673
Pony your secrets.
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>>12974673
I'd hug and love my least favorite pony
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>>12974683
>soft brush
looks bad and is easymode
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>you will never slap pony across the face for being a disgusting little piece of shit
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>>12974702
is time
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Hey anon, you look lonely. Want a winghug?
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>>12974711
So what's on the boner agenda for tonight?
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>>12974684
If race wasn't seemingly determined by genetic lottery you'd think the Pegasi would be super paranoid about keeping their race going.
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>>12974717
Who is Nyx?
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>>12974642
;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VfVTWGwLFo

RIP in Peace
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>>12974720
i hope pantyanon has a session tonight
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>>12974712
what the fuck is that in her eye?
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>>12974683
the ass was fat
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>>12974717
Who is Lauren Faust?
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>>12974717
Can'tdance.
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>>12974662
2010? At least one of them was 2010.

>>12974301
Hopefully this is better.
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>>12974720
I've been fetishtexting about anon being conjoined with their waifu.
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>>12974710
That's monstrous abuse and I would gladly take pony far, far away from you.
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>>12974673
You're my biggest secret, mlpg
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>>12974717
Candence

Shining armor

seriously, they ruined the show

what was their fucking purpose in the show
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>>12974745
>2010
thought so
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>>12974301
>>12974745
Forgot the image.
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>>12974721
It's probably some crazy random gene shit where some suppress others, so all the ponies have the DNA for other races.

it's why earth ponies can produce pegasi and unicorns.
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>>12974753
One leads the royal guard. The other is the Princess of the Crystal Empire.
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>>12974056
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>>12974621
oh my god what a cutie
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>>12974673
i actually like thing
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>>12974732
mountain of brony skulls
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>>12974502
dammit i thought that was a penis hanging from sweater and got excited
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>>12974752
>tfw this is actually true
pony will always be my deepest secret
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>>12974056
...I would.
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>>12974683
Looks like Pointblankfluffpistol
Is it supposed to?
I like it, finish it
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>>12974762
Hey that's better
I'm no artist but for some reason the eyelid thing works a lot better for Twilight than it does for Pinkie. Like it's easier to tell that Twilight's lids are there.
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>>12974673
I fapped to most of the food ponies

I don't regret it but fuck if I don't get slightly disgusted/aroused when I eat pizza or drink coke
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>>12974673
I like being popular. Numbers and notes validate me.
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>>12974767
What the fuck happens when a Pegasi (or a unicorn for that matter) is born to a different race? How the fuck do they learn magic or how to fly.
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>>12974800
Go for aroused, anon. It's what I do.
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>>12974791
Would you bite Celestia's wings.
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>>12974673
there are several people in mlpg that I want dead, or at least to stop posting here and the sub
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>>12974673
I'm becoming less and less attracted to women
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>>12974812
Shipped off to the other ponies.
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>>12974791
> Twilight just eetin feathers

I wonder if she likes Kentucky Fried Celestia
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>>12974822
If she wanted me to.
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>>12974799
I should probably make the line thicker or something at the top maybe. It usually comes out better when it's inked just because black is heavier. I'll keep that in mind in my sketches.
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>>12974673
I've masturbated like five times today and still found no relief.

The only vague relief comes from that old story about Fluttershy performing fertility rites in an old flagged-stone circle, gasping as Anon breeds her.
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>>12974820
Gross anon. I bet you cum in your food and eat it too don't you?
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>>12974673
I wish people stop being better than me.
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>>12974828
I could have sworn the version of this picture I saw didn't explicitly say "HAREM" on the key.
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>>12974849
I would if food was pone
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Which 2 ponies would be drift compatible?
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>>12974848
take a shower
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>>12974849
That's disgusting. And no, I don't.

I just like the idea of making pizza pone feel needed by nibbling on her tail and mane.
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>>12974689
>>12974708
athghh

>>12974789
i guess
i really like his stuff
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>>12974848
LINK
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>>12974684
>six legged pone

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12974673
i blame myself for everything bad that happened for me or others even though i factually know this isn't true.
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>>12973920
>>12973929

http://i.imgur.com/fszj218.jpg
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>>12974862
Rarity and Fluttershy.
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>>12974673
I'm chronically depressed and close to losing my mind.
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>>12974861
oh lord that look of satisfaction on rarity
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>>12974861
why the fuck isn't there adiamond dogs/sex slave/mind break/whatever rarity fapfic/comic yet?
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>>12974873
DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANON?
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>>12974823
well I want you dead too asshole. I put one card face down. Make your move, or hover over and reveal your fate.
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>>12974879
hilt, HILT
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>>12974873
what?
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>>12974862
Twilight and Shinning armor
AJ and Big mac
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>>12974870
Prepare for UNFS

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3546691.html
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>>12974673
i have given up on my life and no longer try to get ahead with anything, but i'm too afraid to tell my family and friends about it
>>
thought for the day: belief and thought are incompatible.
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>>12974873
>six legged
>not eight legged
>>
yo
whoever's uploading these pinkiequest pictures to derpibooru

could you like wait til i compile them
cause now the version with the backwards dick is up and unfixed and it's also already out of order
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>>12974879
Pinkie is loose as fuck
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>>12974869
Me too
its weirdly done but there's something really appealing about it
Looking forward to your stuff
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>>12974898
I tap rarity's ass for white mana and play this.
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>>12974673
Rose gives out bad advice
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>>12974879
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>>12974759
To be fair the first one I met in 2010 still posts here.
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>>12974910
>Prepare for UNFS
I can't even find it.
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>>12974865
I DID.
http://www.pachasoap.com/purchase--pacha-soap.html#!/~/product/category=3684059&id=15614750

>>12974861
It's pretty bad considering I just keep cumming and cumming and only feel more horned up.

Fuck this stack, really
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>>12974931
Loki lived the dream man, he got to be the slutty mare.
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>>12974931

i hope we get to see Celestia and Luna fight Hati and Skoll.
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>>12974951
many of the 2010 people are still around but the thread itself is a shadow of it's former self
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>>12974873
Aw come on, Anon. Are you sure you wouldn't still love your hexapedal waifu?
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>>12974673
I haven't eaten in 4 days
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>>12974940
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>>12974958
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3546691.html#3548284

Alternately, CTRL+S "druid" and you'll see the first few posts

It goes on for a bit
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>>12974673
I'm barely 18 but have been here for years.
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>>12974980
that's not good
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>>12974976
I blame the transition from /co/ to /mlp/. It brought along a lot of unwarranted negativity and hatefags
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>>12974673
I am actually smoking right now

but I told my family and friends that I quit smoking

and I really shouldn't be smoking right now

Quitting smokes is the hardest thing ever

How do I quit smoking?
>>
Good Night.
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>>12974980
you should go correct that, anon.
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>>12974673
I wish I can help my troubled friend on Skype
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>>12975001
Never start
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>>12975001
get addicted to something harder like crack or meth.
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>>12974879

FUCK THE PINK HORSE GENTLY
OR HARD IF SHE WANTS IT
MAYBE JUST LET HER STAY ON YOUR DICK A WHILE
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>>12974894
Because Rarity doesn't know enslaving spells anon.

I guess she could make a deal with Twilight. She enslaves rover and his friends and Rarity let's her use one as her fucktoy whenever she pleases.
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>>12975001
step 1: realize that you smell like a dead hooker's tits.
step 2: get addicted to caffeine instead
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>>12975001
Cold turkey

Nicotine patches/gum
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>>12974999
yeah
because of that, most of the time, I actually wish I would stop coming here
but I made a promise that I would draw for you guys and god damn it I will
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>>12975022
i meant rarity as the slave
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>>12974673
There's at least one guy here who'd punch me in the face if he ever met me in real-life.
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>>12974673
I've used my trip in the piss.
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>>12974999
this is the major thing that happened. it took a while to completely infect the thread, but MLPG completely decayed beyond recognition during the second hiatus
>>
Why has it turned out that Tara Strong was in almost every show I loved as a kid?
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>>12975001
Get a e-cig.

At least you won't get tar in your lungs or smell like death
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>>12975047
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>>12974673
There is one guy I'd punch if I ever met him in real life.
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>>12975054
because she got around
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>>12974980
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>>12975059
More often than I have here, too.
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>>12975031
that's the spirit.
who are you?
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>>12975074
ROSS
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>>12975040
I know that.
But I like my idea more.
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>>12975009
You can't help them if they're ignoring/avoiding you
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>>12975054
Because kids are almost always terrible voice actors and women can sound like prepubescent boys.
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>>12975076
fluttershy swallowed my cell phone! I told her not to hold it in her mouth!
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>>12975084
It wouldnt be a secret if I told you, would it?
besides I said this with a name on before
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>>12975074
Same here.
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>>12975050
>>12974999
>>12974976
There is a reason this is posted often. He may have been a bit of a twat, but he's still right about what happen
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>>12975045
>>12975074

This is awkward
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>>12974894

it's implied.

part of the problem is we can't get behind brutal and over-the-top masculine dogs as we can brutal and over-the-top masculine stallions.
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>>12975001
Champix has worked for my brother and father
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>>12974999
Honestly I really don't care about the move at all. I barely browsed /co/ back then.

I still am as happy and positive as I was back then.
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>>12974999
the collaborative and communal nature of MLPG is what actually tipped the scales when i thought about starting to draw, because i wanted to be a part of it. i caught the last flickers of the flame and then it was gone.
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>>12975121
>There is a reason this is posted often.
because you keep posting it
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>>12975101
We were pretty friendly with each when we first met. Now it's a struggle to stay friends.
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>>12975121
MLPG is like an alliance of nations who wouldn't get along unless they had an enemy.
we're in a cold war among ourselves right now
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>>12975121
Well Dash isn't wrong either
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>>12975108
Uh oh here it comes
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>>12975189
This shit isn't going anywhere. Yes it'll shrink but I guarantee that in 20 years people will still be planning trips to Bronycon.
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>>12974673
i feel like i'm never going to be happy no matter what I do

I feel like no matter how much i practice art i'll never be satisfied or even good

I like most of my internet friends more than anyone i know in real life, but I enjoy going outside and i want to go on teenage adventures

I wish something amazing or fantastical would happen to make life less mundane. i hate how boring everything or I am

most nights i kinda just want to die, but it's not like im going to kill myself or anything
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>>12975211
Makes me wonder if I should potty train my little ponies
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Should I take another request or play something before bed? I kind of want to draw more but drawing is work.
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>>12975188
More like open rebellion.
With sleeper cells from other nations under orders to sew further dissent under the guise of acting in our best interests.
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>>12974673
I fap to nanaki fursona
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>>12975101
i don't know if we're talking about the same person, but i'm trying too.
i wish i knew what was going through his head, but it's very unhealthy.
unless he's talking to different people now.
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>>12975230
Are you me?
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>>12975232
at least then you wont have to change the newspaper
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>>12975143
The lack of Friend Off this hiatus mae it apparent.

I'm surprised people even bother drawing for here considering the passive aggressive atmosphere .
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>>12975249
No they go in the lawn
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>>12975253
you can ignore the passive aggressive atmosphere easily unless you are a writer.
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>>12975238
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>>12975253

God we haven't done anything even vaguely Friend Off-ish in decades.
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>>12975143
>joining fandoms that are just dying and people always reminisce about better times unknown to you

It keeps happening, I'm cursed
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>>12974673
i leave most of the porn i draw unfinished because i end up fapping halfway through
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>>12975273
>unless you are a writer
truth.rtf
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>>12974959
>stack
Well no wonder
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>>12975273

this is suffering.

now i have to invent my OWN excuses to avoid working on my actual projects.
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>>12975239
I think we are but I don't think he is that kind of person. Does he have a bad memory?
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>>12975292
I'm gonna need more than a comb to tame that
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>>12975279
What about the art challenge Nobby did?
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>>12975280
Same here
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>>12974959
>stack
If it's any consolation, I'd be happy to suck you off until you stopped.
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>>12975292
You can either have a manejob from Celestia or Rarity. Which one?
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>>12975281
That's why I quit writing. All I was writing was porn and nothing ever got finished.
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>>12975318
Celestia. No contest.
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>>12975273
because you don't do jack shit
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>>12975230
>I feel like no matter how much i practice art i'll never be satisfied or even good

That's the whole point. Sounds like it's making you miserable.
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>>12975327

it's a vicious circle.
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>>12975253
i wish i had started drawing earlier. i watched the game from the sidelines and when i became a player the team started to have a permanent shit season
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>>12975314
But would you swallow all of it?
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>>12975327
Go fuck yourself right off a bridge, shitlieutenant.
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>>12974673
I feel very unappreciated everytime I draw for you guys, like I only get one reply when I post something. And it's not even critic, it's just a "Nice work".

Or maybe I just don't draw enough.
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What if Dash was actually the one who still wet the bed?
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>>12975307
i haven't talked to him often, so i don't know
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>>12975353
How is that even a question? Of course I would.
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>>12975358
after you jerkoff
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>>12975253
Remember the christmas book project? That was toxic.
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>>12975358
>shitlieutenant
thats a new one
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>>12975280
they're all full of shit. When you join in or start up any new thing then you get this high that makes life seem great, but when that fades you get all critical of new stuff, and everything that was is painted in nostalgia. It's the old men talking about back in their day, because they can't imagine that things might be better or just the same.

And things are better in some ways and just the same in others. Don't let the old men drag you down. Teach them what it's like for the thing to feel new again. Maybe they'll learn and stop getting on my nerves by whining all the time. I actually still have a good time thank you very much fandom.
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>>12975365
She wouldn't do that would she?
I invited her over to spend the night, she'd say something
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>>12975364

No, the key is just drawing horse penises. Things actually attached to those penises are optional.
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>>12975365
>Why is it raining in this one spot?
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>>12975383
After I jerk off? Sure, gimme half an hour.

>>12975390
I toyed with the idea of feces facist and colon commander, but neither one really worked for me.
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>>12975386
That prety much killed any chance of a MLPG project being done again. I'm surprised the pin up thing is still being done.
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>>12974959
What were the things in the stack again? People talk about it all the time but I didn't write it down last time it was listed.
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If you woke up as Fluttershy
Would you try and keep up the act as Fluttershy or would you tell some one?
Would you still hit on the other mares?
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>>12975397

didn't you ever wonder why she sleeps with such thick panties on, even when it's twenty billion degrees out? it's a just-in-case.
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>>12975386
the book turned out nice, everyone had a good time, but then the shitposting started.
suddenly the art dispensers were not allowed to fraternize and speak without permission
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>>12975422
what happens to fluttershy
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>>12975402
But I don't even draw porn, and it's hard enough to draw anything lewd with a house full of people.
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>>12975416
What was so bad about it?
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>>12975440
She gets to be a tree
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>>12975422
Am I Rob Schneider?
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>>12975422
Well I'd probably tell someone right away

It can only mean that the real Fluttershy is now in my body, living my life. And I wouldn't inflict that on my worse enemy, let alone nice yellow pony
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>>12975422
I would fly as high as I could and then head straight down towards some very sharp rocks at terminal velocity

Maybe I'd reincarnate as a better pony
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>>12975448

We don't make the rules, man. You're appealing to the wrong authority.
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>>12975413
>feces facist and colon commander
they're both good
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>>12975422
act like her and seduce Dash
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>>12975432
She just likes them...
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>>12975422
I'd keep up the act untill I could get aone time with twilight to express my concerns

I'm not good with animals the ruse would fall apart quickly.
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>>12975416

whatever happened to cosine's vidya thing?
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>>12975364
I get that feeling a lot. Really hurts.
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>>12975386
People like to blame Lamar and Kraut for this. I strongly disagree. I don't blame anyone involved, but Anon's priapistic hateboner.
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>>12975465
Yes, but "facist" and "commander" imply a level of control over one's actions that just isn't present in "lieutenant".
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>>12975461
Well to be honest If I had to "become" one of the ponies it would be her. You could just improve on her character so much.
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>>12975453
SO FUCKING FUNNY
10/10
SO HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
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>>12975241
i wonder how long it'll be before we stop dreaming these stupid teenage dreams...
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>>12975486
hug me man ;_;
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>>12975402
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>>12975507
taaaaake on meeeee....
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>>12975485
ded

>>12975449
the pin up? haven't really heard much of it, but it's apparently not dead yet.
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>>12975364
I honestly never think to give input beyond what I think of it and maybe a remark about any extremely obvious flaws, I can imagine a lot of other people are like that too

Even then I really only reply to images that REALLY catch my eye, if it makes you feel any better I'll try to give my input on more drawings, whoever-you-are
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Goodnight.
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>>12975515
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>>12975506
Oh man I have more if you're in the mood, knock knock
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>>12975520
I mean the christmas project
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>>12975416
That project is dead. Everyone keeps to themselves.
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>>12975533
SB find that Dash picture, I need it
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>>12975449
the aftermath
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>>12975435
DING
this guy gets it

artist interaction = circlejerking
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>>12975504
Your intellect would be severely stunted by her tny pegasus brain. Your wings wouldn't even be useful out of the box. You'd have years of animal stink to wash out.

I'd even take being trixie over being her.
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I asked earlier but does anyone want my Medal of Honor or Crisis 2 steam keys?
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>>12975533
>you will never get jackhammered by ponk
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>>12975562
>tiny pegasus brain
those ponies can comprehend magic, if anything their brains are larger
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>>12975538
>mlpg in a nutshell
>not this
dye
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>>12975567
post them and let them be claimed
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>>12975533
When I see this, I see Pinkie Pie wearing jackhammer pants
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>>12975578
>implying that their magic isn't nanobot based
>implying that it requires much effort on their part
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>>12975541
Really? Then there you go. Yet another project abandoned. If /mlp/ can get their dhit together for that EG VN thing, it's hard to believe that we cant do the same.
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>>12975513
You stay strong. I don't know how long I'm going to last.
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>>12975584
I feel like they might just be claimed by anything else that way though. I'll just hold on to them.
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>>12975521
Thanks, I wish there where more people like you.
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>>12975422
What if some of her personality is there influencing how you think, like in that Why Am I Pinkie Pie fic.

>go up to Twilight
>Umm, Twilight I just thought I should tell you...
"Spiiiike! Spike, there was some magical anomoly over by the everfree. We're going to go check on it."
>...I mean I didn't think it would be right to try to pretend. You see, um. well...
"Oh hey Fluttershy. You didn't notice anything up near your cottage did you?"
>OH, well you see that's what I was trying to say. I'm not actually-
"Twilight what's going on? Applejack said there was a monster or something near Everfree. Something about a portal."
>umm, well you see...
"There you are Dash. I don't know about a monster, but something came through, and whatever it is we're gonna toss it back before it causes any trouble.
>Eep.
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>>12975601
we used to. MLPG was removed from it's natural habitat and is slowly dying.
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>>12975617
can I have them then?

I sorta want them
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>>12975521
I hope it helps them but it won't affect me. The damage has been done.
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Celestia will let you into equestria on one condition

You must become another species. Humans are too weird looking to have a good time.

You can choose anything from the show, sergal faggots you want. Your mind will remain intact.

Got it? Good
You have to romance your favorite pony like this. If you fail to win her heart, you will be changed back and banished to earth
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>>12975607
You too man, stay strong and don't give up.
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>>12975636

Crysis 2 Max edition: XMTI7-IMIPV-IIYDD
Medal of Honor: 8Y2HL-DRMCC-X5ZWV
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>>12975538
pfffft
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I wish I drew stuff when everyone was doing Friend-off stuff. I tried to join the print project thing but I'm awful at humans. >Implying not awful at ponies.

There's that enrichment thing but I missed the sign up for that.
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>>12975651
I'll be a griffon!
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>>12975651
>diamond dog
>favorite pony is rarity

I GOT THIS IN THE BAG
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>>12975622
That's kind of cute. What would you do if you had to be Fluttershy for an extended period of time?
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You made pony cry.
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>>12975651
i pick a unicorn
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>>12975651
>unicorn
>Twilight Sparkle
I predict all-you-can-eat spaghetti from both sides of this equation. Is there a time limit?
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>>12975651
>Dragon
>Rarity
>No time limit on wooing
I'll get that bitch a hoard
Bitches love hoards
Plus I get to be a dragon
best of both worlds
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>>12975691
Pony can't cry
Pony is a robot
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>>12975665
Glass windows were a really good purchase
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>>12975630
We would have died anyways regardless.
It's the natural cycle of 4chan. Anon exists to destroy, never to create.
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>>12975691
sorry, pony
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>>12975691
What did I do to do that?
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>>12975651
>Canterlot beefycorn
>Rarity
I got this easy
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>>12975561
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95 days
95 more days
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>>12975651
I pick a draconequus. All of the hot princess booty will be mine in no time.
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>>12975651
Batpony mare. I will join the lunar guard and woo the princess of the moon with heroic acts. I may not win her over romantically, but I'll capture her heart as a hero at least.

also you gave no time limit so I should at least have as long as it takes to carry out my plan, and that might be years in the service.
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>>12975665
Twilgiht please, I'm trying to sleep stop
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>>12975703
>go and find the right picture
>forget to attach it
Fucking fuck
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>>12975708
If pony was a robot could it do this?
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>>12975708
>Pony is a robot
this is my fetish.
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>>12975691
That's what you get for being cancer
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>>12975691
can I hug pony to make her feel better?
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>>12975724
God I hate that dog
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>>12975691
Literally how?
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aagh
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>>12975601
A couple tried to keep it lively but then it started to fall apart. There was one instance of drama and afterwards it just died. MSOB tried his best to keep things going.
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>>12975660
cool beans anon!
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>>12975681
I'd try to talk myself into going out and seeing the sights of Equestria but I'd get scared or nervous and end up staying at home instead.
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>>12975739
>tfw no robo-Twilight that still controls her organic body
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>>12974673
I can't identify with a lot of people here because they have difficulty finding motivation when their work comes up short or fails. When I fail at something, I only want to work harder.

Isn't there some part of you that burns when the world tells you you're not good enough? A part that's willing to stake everything on proving it wrong? How can you keep yourself from working your ass off then shoving it in the doubter's faces and saying, 'Fuck you, I AM that good.'?

I know what depression is like, I still deal with it. I know what it feels like to sit in front of your computer every weekend doing nothing but lounging for hours on end and then blaming yourself for being lazy but when the next weekend comes around you do it again. I'm terrified of social situations and over-think everything. But who the fuck out there can tell me what I can and cannot do?

Sorry if I offended anyone. I'm going to go away now.
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Xanax and vodka + pony is really fun
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>>12975718
>>12975746
Probably some weird pony thing that offended her.
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>>12975665
>nothing there

biggest unf
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>>12975724
i just replied to another artist
>>12975745
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>that feel when fanfiction is dead
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>>12975757
yw, have fun
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>>12975724
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>>12975745

>>12975748
use the brush/pen tool now
stop airbrushing/watering
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>>12975416
>>12975541
>>12975601
>>12975752
My grandmother is dying.
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>>12975670
you can still join
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>>12975733
>Sorry, I'll just sit down over here...
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>>12975748
Work more solidly, you do the blending AFTER you get the broad strokes in. Working on details before you have the foundation is beginner mistake #1.
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>>12975762
>Isn't there some part of you that burns when the world tells you you're not good enough?
No. My father burned that out of me. Figuratively, mind you, but emotional abuse is still abuse.
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>>12975762