>>12934792Old glue factory destined horseTopic: Seeing that Season 4 is ~3 months away, what are your hopes and predictions for S4?
>>12940840I hope there will be cookies
>>12940902Go to bed seth
Return of Bughorse.If she does I'll implode.
>>12940840More of the princesses. I want to see much more of Luna and Celestia.
>3 images earlyI hope you get sexually assaulted, OP.
>>12940918>More of the princesses.Done!>I want to see much more of Luna and Celestia.Ooh, you should have specified first!
>>12940927>marker pony boops prematurely
Just dropped by to say that MLPG is incredibly boring now, and that this long-ass hiatus made me completely lose interest in ponies. There.
>>12940870Oh gosh.>you'll never get pulled into a warm embrace by Celestia
If CandyAss is not pregnant I will shit a brick
> someone mentions Braeburn's Pinkie With Anon> no postsWhat
>>12940958waitdraw a butt before you go
>>12940958No one cares!
>>12940917Yes, yes this too.More of Chrysalis and her swarm.
>>12940958Same here. Yet I've dropped by and I'm trapped again.
>>12940970> wanting pregnant poneAre you ready for that responsibility, Anon?
>>12940991Wow, she really likes the feel of your penis in her vagina!
>>12940977>not YuGiOhDem ponies got shit taste, yo.
>>12940976Well thanks anon, you just broke that streak.I should have you sexually assaulted.
>you will never give pony belly rubs from the inside
>>12940961That is the greatest picture of Celestia ever. It's everything about her rolled up into one still frame of time. No mask, no princess. Just Celestia.
>>12940896the fuck, man?
>>12940991>you will never reduce pony to a happy drooling mess
Has someone capped Braeburn's sleepover quest thing yet?
Would you be Applejack's husband? That means working hard and no internet.
>>12941032But she's never done anything like it except in fanon.
>>12941002>Candence tells SA she is pregnant>"Wow who's the father?"
>>12940970>Cadence pregnant in S4.>brony fandom at large outraged for some asinine reason>in mlpg's eyes she is redeemedin their dicks too.
>>12941066I would not
>>12941066No. I need Internet to learn stuff.
>>12941079>"Oh yknow, Roy from the Barracks">"Haha, oh yeah, Roy."
>>12941052yesit's on his tumblrI'm sure you're aware of this but I can't figure out why you're using it to try to start shit
I just want a decent season. Hope that's not asking for a lot.
>>12941066All the apples I can eat?
>>12940840Besides the first episode, more Equestrian history.
>>12941067That must feel pretty good.
>>12941090Books will give you magic!
>>12941066I would be no one's husband.
>>12941066No, because I don't like Applejack like that
>>12940514>>12940514please respond >>12940366 , I know you're here
>>12941079>>12941096Why is SA so much more acceptable when he is a complete moron?
>>12940870they must have done outstandingly well!
>>12941137The fetish itself is shit.
>>12941052He's been capping it himself as it goes.>>12940961Someone must have made her particularly happy.
>>12941168whoathose 2 need to calm the fuck down
"What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a terrorist?"- JC Denton
What do you guys think the Luna/NMM 2 parter will be like?Please don't be that was the only flashback we will see of Luna/NMM
>you will never give your ponimouto a cuddlegasm
>>12941120When my son asks "what's puberty like?" this is the image I'll use as a primer.
>>12941261It'll probably be shit.
>>12941279life is not fair.
>>12941294You sound like a terrible parent.
get it through your thick skullthat is twilight sparkle becoming sombra's queen in kaylana's comic>m-muh hairstyle>m-muh twilyno fuck youthat is how she would actit is not out of characterit is not a self-insert ocit is twilight sparkleget over yourself brony
>>12941279>>12941299Be paedophile somewhere else.
>>12941112>scratch twilight until she's in a state of pure bliss>when you stop she suddenly gets all self-conscious, turning away>"d-don't tell anyone you saw me do that...o-okay?"
>>12941331I'm not attracted to children, though.
>>12941331That's what they told me when I was somewhere elseso i came here
>>12941312>that is twilight sparkle becoming sombra's queen in kaylana's comicWhat the fuck are you huffing and what makes you think they're on-character?
>>12941261Exciting, but with a mildly disapointing endingPar for the course with the series.
>>12941261>Twilight visiting Celestia and Luna>Celestia doing some spell, goes wrong>Get's trapped in Celesita's mind relives Equestria's historyNot sure if I would be okay or mad about that because I really want to see more NNM/Luna
>>12941120twilight I think you need to step inside for a minute
>>12941351Is this better, m8?
>>12941341That's cute as fuck yo.
>>12941375I don't think the spell will go wrong, exactly.More like it goes right.
>>12941382>implying the majority of cloppers don't stay on reddit and tumblri wish these newschool cunts would stop dragging us into their pettiness.
>>12941312Too bad Kayla's going to insert her self-insert OC into the rest of them
>>12941375> IMPLYING there isn't a male harem for all castle denizens and guests within reason> implying they aren't fed a powerful stack daily for maximal enjoyment
>pony scratches behind your ear>you enter a state of pure bliss>you scratch behind pony's ear>pony melts from pleasure>the two of you just lie there scratching each other
>>12941375>implying luna didn't eat all the cute colts because she never got the memo
Okay, Pinkie Pie, I'm back! Did you keep my Hostess Fruit Pie safe for me?
>>12941438Pony has no nails, Anon.Or fingers.They'd just be kicking you in the head.
>>12941215don't get me started
>>12941460They'd just use their wiggly hooves.
Guys what if Celestia and Luna have a Deut in S4?
>gf says she doesn't like sex>can barely get her to blow me or make out>the two times we had sex she covered her boobs with her arms and looked away, didn't make a sound>confront her about it>she gets mad that I want sexSo she's either cheating on me or she was raped, right?This is hell. I still use a fleshlight even though I have a gf
i finally drew a page of pone today
>>12941495Fuck another guy to make her jealous.
>>12941453she ate it, dude
>>12941495Yea do this >>12941515
>>12941495Some girls legitimately DON'T LIKE sex.Don't make such a big deal about it, or find someone else.
>>12941515This. Definitely this.
>>12941495You either have no experience or idea how to make out or please a woman
>>12941495She's not into you.
A little more progress on this. I think all I have to do is that one last panel of everyone's reaction, and this is pretty much done.
>>12940896>not buying the elder pledge to boost your grandmas
>>12941524>Complaining about having a girlfriend>r9kDo you even >tfw no gf?
>>12941495Sit down and have a serious talk about your concernsThen fuck off to r9k
>>12941528A-ha, an excellent jest! Say, have you seen Pinkie Pie around, friend?
>>12941546>dont make a big dealif my gf didn't put out EVER or didnt even enjoy fucking, id leave herphysical intimacy is just as important as emotional intimacy. its why online/long distance relationships arent real relationships
>>12941556I don't give a shithe said boobs so clearly his girlfriend isn't a ponyI don't know where exactly he should take his nonsense but it isn't /mlp/
>>12941615>he said boobs so clearly his girlfriend isn't a pony>implying
>>12941608fuck.what is that gif from? I recognise it.
>>12940840Celestia's and Luna's parents.
>>12941553YesI love it
>>12941637this idea is ridiculous
>>12941599that shit's changin' every day, little nigga
>>12941615DON'T SUMMON MILKY WAY GENERAL
>>12941635ponies don't have boobs or armsthey have forelegs and sensitive little teats
>>12941599>physical intimacy is just as important as emotional intimacyTo you.
>>12941651>Who is that?
>pony waifu says she doesn't like sex>can barely get her to step on my dick or let me give her a ponut massage>the two times we had sex she covered her crotchteats with her hooves and looked away, didn't make a sound except for a few horse queefs after I pulled out>confront her about it>she gets mad that I want horse sexShe's cheating on me with a stallion, isn't she?Pic related, it's her
>>12941637Nah Any of the Mane6's parents are fair game but don't go to the luna/celestia parents.I would like to see twilights parents or FS/RD's parents
>>12941684It's not breeding season yet anon
>>12941684get a changeling that looks like her. they can't get enough of sex.
>>12941684none of that sounds pleasantI would suggest you leave
>>12941608Please, Anonymous, it's more than a little obvious that this is a photo from an earlier day.
>>12941686you've already seen twilights parents
>>12941708Is it still cheating if she looks identically like her?
And then they fucked
>>12941739>IS IT STILL CHEATING IF I FUCK A TWINYes.
How would someone go about communicating with a being from another universe using an effigy? Like, make it into an interdimensional telepathic device. Hypothetically-speaking.
>>12941732meant to throw in an "again" there
>>12941756Personally I find that whispering sweet nothings about said being post-orgasm does the trick without the use of an effigy.
>>12941756Step 1. Go outsideStep 2. Find peopleStep 3. Converse with said peopleStep 4. Realize you've just made friends and left your gay little autist mythology bullshit
>>12941777>thumbnail>thought it had a peg-leg
>>12941756ritualistic sacrifice to appease the dark gods, then ask them for the power to communicate with your waifu via your plushie of her.>>>/x/
sex with celestia
>>12941826sex with gnathodelli
>>12941826It's probably meh tier.Any fantasies of her being mind blowing are just people projecting fetishes onto her.
>>12941840viewing art galleries with gnatodelli
what do you while you are drawing? i mean stuff like listening to music and so on and how do you structure your sessions, or how do they turn out?i can't keep up a long session in the case that the planets and the stars align and i actually plug in my tablet, so i'd like to know how you go about it
>>12941855getting raped by gnathodelli
>>12940976Braeburned's sleepover quest? what about it? it's great
>>12941801>you've just got to be confident, bro! it's so easy just do it!
Have you ever considered that maybe you're just terrible at fucking?
>>12941848>implying she wouldn't be awkwardly learning along with you
>>12941892>You should try being more social!
>>12941905I don't know. I've never done it.
>>12941913>Why don't you just be happy?
>>12941857I'm just starting, but I put on some chill music and sharpen my pencils, then put up a ref and get to work.
>>12941857Listen to music or videos.
RARITY IS A LOOSE PONY
>>12941804>communicate with your waifu via your plushie of herWhoa whoa hey man, this is purely hypothetical. I never said anything about my crippling desire to speak to creatures I love who don't exist.>>12941800Would around, say, 6 months of this show any result?
>>12941956>"get it, a loose cannon!"
>>12941857I'll listen to music or something most of the time, but other than that, I really don't have much structure - I sit at my computer and chip away at something when I'm not getting distracted -- which happens more than I'd care to admit.
>>12941798>tfw no Edmund
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>12942001That doesn't play by the rules, motherfucker.
>>12941956Well you should tighten her up
>>12941857I put on music that can run on in the background without me noticing. The kinda stuff that puts you in a groove. It also helps to just close a browser. Even the small act of closing a tab or a browser helps curb the urge to check up on things.
>>12942032why is Rarity such a heavy pony?
>>12942074all that semen inside her
>Anon was walking to the market when he saw his friend Rarity browsing a fruit stand>He went over to say hi, walking up from behind her>"Hi Rarity, how a-">Instinctively she kicked out with her hind leg, hitting Anon square in the ding dong>"Oh dear!" Rarity says, turning around. "I'm so sorry! But you really ought to know not to sneak up on ponies like that, darling! You scared me!">Anon didn't say anything because his pelvis was shattered
>>12942020>wow>so coolso talkingsuch opinion
>>12942090>rarity's insides are hammerspace
BEEN DREAMIN IVE BEEN WAITINGTO FUCK ALL THOSE GREAT PONIES
>>12942104and then anon died and nobody caredrarity even pissed in his coffin before they clumsily shoved it into the ground and covered it with landfillBAD END
>you will never space
In Canterlot did Princess Luna a stately pleasure dome decree
>>12941987Whoa whoa hey man, this is purely hypothetical. I never said anything about my crippling desire to speak to creatures I love who don't exist.It's time to stop playing games anon and confess you waifu loveand no, I've been waifuing a plush for 6 months now and I still haven't made an inter dimensional connection, just an emotional one. You should get one
>>12941553>Diamond Tiara will never look at you like that
>>12942104What happens when anon scares Rainbow Dash?
>>12942104why do your stories end in manslaughter so often?
>>12942147You psace right now bro, right now.Also skeleton in you, spooky.
>>12942191Injury is an easy punchline>>12942182Instead of bucking by accident, she turns around and hits him
>>12942191Scrubbles raped and manslaughtered a girl back in 1990
>>12942104>as Anon crumbled to the ground, several ponies rushed over to help him>The ponies took him to the pony hospital, and he made a swift recovery, except his pelvis would remain permanently damaged, and his penis and testicles completely crushed and useless>One day Anon was ready to be discharged from the pony hospital, but the pony doctor told Anon that his bill for the treatment was very high, and he had no Friendship Insurance>Rarity came and tried to help, offering Anon a position as a worker in her store>From then on Anon became employed in Rarity's boutique, where he helped dress all the pretty ponies in their lingerie and dresses>Even though he was constantly seeing pony vaginas and teats and sexy ponies posing in lingerie all day, he could never rape, or fap, or even satisfy himself with masturbation at the end of the day, because his genitals were forever totally broken>He lived a long life of unbearable sexual frustration in Ponyville, working for decades to pay off his bill, just as Rarity planned
>>12942163>pleasure domeIs everyone invited?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PZUzJoiS7sA&list=PL6E2414D3FC2FF6C6&t=78
>>12942220>And then Spike woke up and checked the clock.>3 in the morning.>He had the dream again.>Maybe one day it will be real, he thought.
>>12942220This is even worse
>>12942220>implying Rarity wouldn't be liable for the hospital bills
>>12942217I don't think you understand the nature of manslaughter>>12942212>Injury is an easy punchlineBut you don't have to KILL the poor guy!
>>12942220just according to keikaku
>>12941949i know that feel i remember that i had more trouble keeping myself from drawing that doing it. those were the days>>12941950>>12942007i do that , but it stopped working for me for some reason>>12942067i usually turn off everything except my music player and photoshop while drawing, maybe leave some reference if i need it.it's just that i'm alarmed by the development of wanting to draw all the time to being able to draw all the time to needing to overcome initial friction while drawing to needing a big jumpstart to start drawing to now drawing every few weeks and then only for 10 minutes or so. i don't like it.
Alright mlpg, what's that one pony reaction image you always scroll passed and never get to use?
pony is drinking your juice
>>12942275Discipline, bro.Granted, I kind of dropped mine, but I'm attempting to get it back.
>>12942330I WAS GOING TO MAKE COCKTAILSI WANT THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE!
>>12942220>One day Twilight burst through the doors of Rarity's boutique and came galloping up to Rarity as you watched from the back of the store>You hear the two of them chatting away happily, something about a radical new rejuvenation spell>Probably for Rarity's spa day you figure>You turn away to go back to stocking the shelves when you feel a warm light envelope you>"I'm sorry anon, I couldn't stand to see you like this any more and I was afraid you'd say no.">Before you even have a chance to scream you find yourself standing on four hooves and feeling something strange and new>"We couldn't salvage your manhood, Darling, so I hope you don't mind being on the other side of the fence, so to speak."
>>12942312fun is never allowed...
i want the professional memers to go
>>12942377i want to pay someone to sexually assault you.
>>12942377no and reddit is shit, go back their
>>12942353the fact that it's so much easier to lose than to gain is really frsutrating
>>12942364AND THEN ANON RAPED ALL THE STALLIONS IN PONYVILLE WITH HIS NEW VAGINABAD END
what do I draw
>>12942446pinkie singing the Guess I'll go eat worms song
>>12942312>"MY LITTLE PONY IS A MAN'S SHOW! AND I AM A MAN!"
>>12942446Goopony Lyra enveloping BonBon in a great big jovial hug. BonBon is very grumpy and does not want to get stuck inside lyra, again.
>>12942364And then anon showed the ponies what happens when you fuck with humanity and killed every motherfucker in that town, right.
>>12942446Your own conclusions.Also that thing you said you'd draw. ;_;
>>12942168Y-you're rightI spend every possible minute with mine
>>12942464>bon bon getting stuck inside lyraunf?
>>12942496Shits getting weird yo.
>>12942510her upper half is just sorta poking out of lyra's torso with forlegs crossed
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>>12942607They're cool, they notify you when someone replied to you if you have chrome minimized.
>>12940991Ahegao faces are the best
sex with gloomy
>>12942496>>12942168suddenly much less interested in the official plushiesI don't want to get worse than I already am
>>12942613I submit that it's borderline impossible to make an unappealing human Gilda.>tfw you can't submit to Gilda
>>12942666Why would you want to take such an innocent pony's virginity, Satan?
touching butts with snouts
>>12942712Can the devil go back in time?
>>12942661very much so
Are we ded?
>>12942733Gloomy may have seen a lot of shit but she is a pure maiden
should i draw or play pikmin 3
Request time! Clop accepted.
>>12942755I can think of something even better than Trixie Ahegao.
>>12942684It's my one comfort
>>12942779Draw Celestia wearing a hat.
>>12942779I request that you stop using clop unironically
>>12942779Octavia and the Grand Galloping Gala band messing around after a performance and improvising a song just for fun.
>>12942779spike x rarity vore
>>12942826Hey look, it's JFK pony!
>>12942877because italian world war i era military surplus rifles came with laser sights
>>12942905>because italian world war i era military surplus rifles came with laser sightsHey man, don't have to lose your head over the details.
why are we so beb
>>12942935Sunday is always beb
>>12942935I'm busy reading fanfiction.So that's one poster down
>>12942926You'll never get ahead like that.
>>12942935busy with vidya games>>12942950what fanfiction?
>>12942964>what fanfiction?juggling between roughly 20 tabs of it
>>12942935I'm sat at my desk waiting for other people to post.
>>12942988you are not sat.you are sitting.dumb limey.
>>12942988I know right
>>12942997Piss off twilight you fuckin dewb
So, been away for 4 days. Anything new? New show or comic news, or MLPG happenings or something?
>>12942978I've already read pretty much all the good stories ever written. >tfw nothing more to read
>>12943019A few of our contributors died
Pony gives you a heavily-lidded look, sensually sashays up to you, and whispers into your ear When's Marvel?
>>12943060I don't read comics, pony.
What if feral monster girl with big stretchy lips?
Did I come at a bad time
>>12943079not interestedwhat else do you have
>>12943025check the recommendations thread or go read some books
>>12942828Lean in close and lemme tell you...Cuddling up with her on her sleeping cot, inside her cozy little wagon, just the two of you under a nice warm quilt, lit by a little lantern that lets off a warm gold light, with your fingers running through her hair, and her cheek resting on your chest, and the sound of crickets and the occasional soft breeze coming through from outside.
>>12943025what kinda story are you looking for?
>Pinkie Pie>Walking around town>Has a feed bag around her face>Its full of cheetos
>>12943120that is not how feedbags work
>>12943088What if energetic and optimistic but airheaded monster girl?
>>12943079Sound good to me
>>12943120That's gross, Pinkie, you can't just eat Cheetos and nothing else
>>12942684but it feels so good anon
>>12943116Anything from romance, to comedy, to hurr humans in equestria. As long as it doesn't read like it was written by a fifteen year old with adhd.
>>12943120man, i could sure go for some cheetos right now
>>12942470h ahaha ha ah ah ha ah>>12942484h a ah aa aaha aa haa
>>12943019did 'down on molestia' start within the past 4 days? if so then that
>>12943038Suicides I'm afraid. Bodies were never recovered.
>>12943162oh shit is that a deercute
>>12943184That means they went to Equestria, right?RIGHT?!
>>12943168I don't even know what the is.
>>12943162No endii. ENDII no!
>>12943145that's what I'm afraid ofI'm alreadt far too vulnerable to that sort of thing, if it had a soft squishy form for me to love and hold for my own I would be already too far goneIt doesn't help the Hasbro ones coming out are only like thirty or forty bucks, instead of the hundreds of dollars Ebay plushy guys used to make.
>>12943162Is that a doge?
>>12943162Why are all your "ha" scatteredDid an earthquake hit your post
Rarity wants to have sex but you're all out of condoms.What do?
>>12943187>you will never take her in and give her warm food and a place to sleep
>>12943225Inseminate her.There is no other option.
>>12943225Run to the store and grab some condoms. That, or ask her. Maybe she carries a rubber or two.
>>12943225Rail her till she can't stand up straight. She's a pone.
>>12943088How about friendly but socially awkward monster girl that smells like fresh rain?
>>12943249>"Oh no my fabulous rectum. I'll never shit like other ponies again."
>>12943237>you will never force her to eat eggs
>>12943225ask if she has some
>>12943225Why not buy them at a store that on the way to the guy she wants?
>>12943253that's pretty cool I guess, but it's not pony in the slightest
>>12943160welp, you said anything, so here:http://www.fimfiction.net/story/34702/why-am-i-pinkie-piehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/10394/the-ballad-of-echo-the-diamond-doghttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/3326/redemptionhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/27429/quantum-castawayshttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/37574/neverI'm sure there's at least one in there you haven't read.
>>12943200oh then here if you like tumblr drama I don't, but different strokes for different folks I supposehttp://knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/23216-event-down-with-molestia
>>12943279What if some kind of sexy weird monster girl, and nearby, there's a pony sitting down on the couch
>>12943261>rectumthat's not how you spell vag
Which pony squirts the most?
>>12943318I really don't so is there a TL;DR for it? I'm going to assume it's stupid as hell.
>>12943361SJWs on tumblr are mad at Molestia because "it promotes rape culture"
>>12943318>The guy who does Fluttershy Replies with the cute eartufts or whatever is on boardAt least the alternative celestias were kinda funny
>>12943332>"Oh no my fabulous vag. I'll never shit like other ponies again."That's just silly
>>12943354none. they just have very loose bladders and tell you they squirted afterwards to make it less awkward
>>12943225lube up and do anal
>>12943396at least he's not stopped writing it. just takes a while.
>>12943160here's some nice thingshttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/81892/the-eulogy-of-mr-acorn-by-the-coward-twilight-sparklehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/35782/pipsqueaks-day-offhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/72971/nosflutteratuhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/54117/whom-the-princesses-would-destroyhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/50206/pinkie-pie-meets-the-universe
>>12943375So it's stupid. Thanks anyways.
>>12943389anon, I know you're into scat but not many other people areyou need to stop pushing it
>>12943321that's better, I guess?
>>12943318>http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/23216-event-down-with-molestia>princess adamwestiaI would actually like to see where that would go.
>>12943471aww shiet now I want to see this too
Guys do ever think to yourself, what's the point?Seriously I mean were sitting here talking about ponies, and next week well be doing the same thing,and over and over till we get somewhere even more pointless. I mean what's the point of even doing anything if you can't do anything. Think about it, in the history books you never hear of the guy was just a guy, it's always the guy who did something. Talking about pony has wasted two years of my life, and I haven't achieved anything but being able to draw a pony. I wish my life had meaning ;_;Does anyone else know this feel, I'm so alone right now
>>12943438>scat>pushingThis is funny.
>>12943435it is the dumbest and biggest dramabomb since derpygate. a little funny, but mostly groanworthy
>>12942450really rough butt just for you>>12943191>>12943223 ye>>12943202es deer
>>12943471Everyone in the DWM movement is a Princess Represtia.
>>12943498nothing really matters, in the end
>>12943498This is something fun to doNot the only thing I do
>>12943505What caused it anyways?
>>12943498show us your drawingsor go to art school, pussy.
>>12943508That's not a good support, you gotta grab her by the hips
>>12943498Speak for yourself please. I come here twice a week.
>>12943489That sure is a small pone.
>>12943514EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PONIFIED
>>12943527>art schoolYou might as well apply to be unemployed
>>12943508butterfly butt please
>>12943514This picture is disgusting. I'm done with you MLPG.
>>12943523some cunt on tumblr threw a huge shitfit out of nowhere and now the SJW crowd has declared an e-jihad on JJ>tfw wrong file
>>12941070>But she's never done anything like it except in fanon.do you even watch the show or read the comics?
>>12943527>suggesting to go to art schoolDo you have original thoughts anon?
>>12943213Actually the build a bear isn't that bad if your waifu is pank or RD and it's only 24 dollarsAre you depressed? Then get it, you have no idea how comforting it is to have a plush to hug and tell everything to. Getting my plush was the happiest I've been in a while
>>12943568well, what do you do then? you kinda implied you do nothing but drawing.and post your drawings
>FiM RPG>Have the Mane six talk to all their friends and family members before leaving to the final area.>They give all the strongest weapons and equipment that can be obtained without any tedious sidequests. >The player is left to wonder how Angel made Fluttershy a Phase Plasma Rifle.
So has anyone checked out that Zazzle?
MLPG which contributes are secretly depressed, but hide it?
>>12943619No but your mom did.
>>12943606>not making twily a gun
>>12943569See you tomorrow
>>12943639No no no go away. Stop right there criminal scum.
>>12943639all of them
Would pony be big enough to let you suck them off while you fuck them?
>>12943582No, original thought is a myth, and if it does exist it is very rare and doesn't happen here
>>12943639___you___is there something you want to tell us anon? is this a silent cry for help?
>>12943639Name a contributor you feel draws a lot but doesn't get recognition and there you go
>>12943676Current skype activity suggests depression up 50%.
>>12943568 ugh ok
ok MLPGYou can live with and be with your favorite ponyBut they are in the body of your least favorite pony
>>12943710Cheerilee something something
>>12943691I think, wait no. Fuck you. I thought we agreed no more contributor discussions.
>>12943717Didn't he fuck off after he got the Pinkie pillow?
>>12943706>skype activityWhich art group is depressed?My one seems to be just talking about night threads and Pokemon.
>>12943738No he keeps to himself. Nice guy he's brooding.
>>12943702have you been acting a bit like a recluse recently?
>>12943664I hope notThat sounds too big to cuddle and I want to cuddle pony.
>>12943639Endii: abloo abloo im so depressed
>>12943749the oldest. omni, tess and full stop are the only MLPG regulars which still talk there the others are completely silent
>>12943749Skype 1Current topic: Pokemon and theory of relativity. LK currently teachingSkype 2DedSecret skype 3?
>>12943782I've always been a recluse, I sleep all day so I don't have talk to people in the day.
>>12943787bigger ponies are extra cuddable
>>12943702Why do you ignore me on skype?
>>12943810i think i know you.
>>12943723I don't have a least favoritedoes that mean Celestia will be living with me as a ghost
>>12943808Who's in the first group that I could message, I wouldn't mind learning about relativity.
>>12943808Wait, LK does drawing classes?Fuck me, why am I not in that chat?
>>12943810>tfw going to the store at 11pm to avoid as many people as possible
>>12943828I..I thought you were ignoring me?!
>>12943808f-fuck, i kinda want to join that group now. this is always where the cool shit happened.
>>12943837ok lets try something elseYou can live with your favorite pony forever and ever, all things goodBut you are forced to switch bodies with them permanently
Pony hopes you're not doing drugs or drinking alcohol.
>>12943854>tfw only going to the store on the way home from work to minimize time spent outside of the house
>blacktext artist depression thread
>>12943855Do you 2 even know who are you talking to?
Which tripfag is the easiest to talk to?
>>12943808>Pokemon and theory of relativity. LK currently teachingGIMME GIMME GIMME
>>12943871>drinking alcoholBut I just got off work and want to relax, pony
>>12943871Pony can rest assured I'm not
>>12943885Dooks, spoke to him he's a friendly chap who I'd fuck in a heart beat.This thread is very depressed today.
>>12943870I want to be a pony but I would only accept if pony was okay with trading
>>12943863Were just chill is all.
>>12943885Dooks, xieril or Goat Train
>>12943863samebut I'd never end up saying anything anyway, so there's no point
>>12943892Get some waterthere, relaxed.
>Season 4>They bring back the Mysterious Mare Do Well as a supporting character.>the weird thing is the mane six are all together when she's introduced.>her identity is never revealed even when the season ends.
>>12943810>>12943834i didn't mean to threaten or anything. but i think i might be able to be a little more help. have you tried to help someone who turned you down? i'm sorry. a few days ago i had a chat with someone i kinda lost touch with and that changed my outlook. i'm not feeling too great either, but i think i might have found a way that isn't just another band-aid
>>12943926I'll take "Things I'd Be Alright With" for 200
>>12943923Fluttershy water wont make me feel warm and giddy and help me sleepWhy must ponies have issues with my drinking?
>>12943926WHO THE FUCK IS RED X?!
>>12943786I really really wish I didn't have a fat fetish
>>12943937This is unhealthy behavior anon.
>>12943945Speed Racer's brother
>>12943945Heavily implied to be Jason Todd.
>>12943926That would be pretty cool, actually
>>12943786it's a good day to have a fat fetish
>>12943937You 2 exchange skype handles. Fuck already.
>>12943808>Pokemon and theory of relativitywhat
>>12943941Pony wants you be healthy
>>12943808anon, are you rusing me?
>>12943972i just wanted to know if this was someone i was planning to contact anyway.
>>12943989thank you for reblogging this over and over.
Alright MLPG lets get out of depression, I want you to look on your skype contacts, find an artist you've never talked to before.AND TALK TO THEM ABOUT STUFF.MAKE SOME FRIENDS FAGGOTSAlso tell me who you're going to talk to.
>>12943786holy shit, I completely forgot I'd been looking for thisthanks anon
>>12943989Spikeda is a terrible shipYou can't even make a portmanteau out of it!
>>12943989it's rather obvious that lamar attends an animation school which is actually good.
>>12944008Why should I tell you? What interest do you have in this? What is your dark secret? Who are you? Fuck you?
>>12943926I would be A OK with this
>>12944024it's also rather obvious he's the one posting them here after he said he'd leave forever
>>12944008I could talk to Apple, I guess
>>12944007It's cute, faglord.
>>12943989I would cuddle that Spike.
>>12944008Urgh...Art-anon maybe, I've never talked to him before. Is he friendly?
>>12944008>look on your skype contactsWhat contacts?
>>12944008just make an MLPG skype group that doesn't have to be an artist group
>>12944024SB your school sucks and you should be ashamed giving that school money.
>>12944008i'll try my luck with jailbait sooner or later
>>12944065you mean omni's?
>>12943989>that bashful smile at the endmy heart
>>12943994Moderate drinking is healthy
>>12943792im gonna kill you so bad>>12943795tfw people like my oc more than I do
>>12944043Talking to Apple:Me: Hey Apple. How are you doing? How's the weather>1 hour laterApple: supded inside
>>12944065>>12944085You mean Leth's?
>>12943691CreepyNice guy but randomly isolates himself from all contacts.
>>12944128talking to rose too
>>12944074Jailbait is dead cold anon. You rumping the wrong necro.
>>12944008Well it's not on skype but I could always try rediv
>>12944032That sounds like a lesbian mermaid.
>>12944119I don't think I've ever seen someone who hates their own OC like you do
>>12944119Your OC is creativly unique and cute.
>>12944043>>12944128have you ever seen a bjork interview?that's what talking to apple is like
>>12944130Don't get angry at me because you don't have any friends.
>>12944008I'd rather continue living in solitude than get to know any of you fuckers.
>>12944150it's worth a try.
>>12944128it wasn't that bad the last time I talked to him
>>12944119She's pretty kawaiiI wonder where she got it from~
>>12944149>secretly ignoring pleb tiers to talk to elites
>>12944008I did what you said, he's not replying to my friendly hello.;_;YOU LIED
>All these people with friends
>>12944194>fears have been realizedBuy me a shotgun please.
>>12944204That is what I always think, so I just isolate myself
>>12944236what did you do?did you just say hello to him?because that doesn't do it for him
>>12944255Look at >>12944128
>>12944231>tfw i am as asocial on the internet as i am in real life
>>12944161>>12944169aint never had a friend like meBU DUM DUM DUM DA >>12944198pls
depression skype chat when
>>12944276haha really?just go in with a subject and boomalso remember that he has shit internet
>>12944301neveri don't want the nsa to know
>>12944008>your skype contacts>artistSorry? I haven't even started up Skype in like a year, I just use Steam for the one guy I ever talk to
>>12944278I know that feel.Except that feel doesn't really bother me at all.>almost 15 years spent on the internet>still a ghost
>>12944301Where ever mewball is
>>12944301>nsa wants your attention senpai
>>12944319Hit and miss
>>12944301I'd rather a horseboner discussion group
>>12944301>"hi">"uh... hi">Last message received 5 hours ago
>>12944319Anon you are making me cry. Jailbait is ded.
>>12944283Endii what's your skype, you refused to give it at first. Have you changed your mind yet you son of a bitch.I love ya
>>12944329which one of them?
>>12944301>implying anyone would say anything>especially without their anonymity
b-but what about ponies?
>>12944387ponies are forbidden
>>12944387I dared a few of them to spend the night in the haunted house and I haven't heard back from them yet.
>>12944387I like ponies.
>>12944394I wish I had any meta filenames saved
>>12944301Skype 1Meditating on the scriptures of BuddhaSkype 2Ded. Call a docterSecret skype 3we're too cool to talk to youProject GroupIt's dead jim.
>>12944387The ponies are fine. There is nothing to worry about
>>12944387discrepancy detectedponies are not real MLPG topics
I wish I could draw something and say "Yeah it looks alright" and then post it
>>12944449Write it down anon. Write "Yeah looks alright" and post it.
distinct lack of pony in this thread>>12944356sure why not
>>12944411my folder is too disorganized to always find the right ones
What's your favorite pony's cookies/sec?
This pony just ate your favorite and least favorite contributor/artbandoYou can offer up yourself for a 50% chance to replace (and thereby save) your favorite contributor (or you might get your least favorite one back)OR you can offer up your waifu/favorite pony for a guaranteed chance to save your favorite.Or you can leave them both to their fate.make your choice.
Happy ponies to get people happy.
Confession time anons. What do you hide in your closet?Confess please do not make things up.
>>12944478oh gosh this is going to be adorable
>>129444700She needs more gameplay elements than a incrementing counter
>>12944477the mystery box
>>12944478That pony is fused with pony I cannot unsee.
>>12944478Oh goodness dooks, I love where this is going
>>12944477I'll be honestI'd probably let pony eat me just to let pony eat me
>>12944484Clothes.Not very well hidden though, anyone could open the closet and find them.Don't tell anyone.
>>12944496hnng. All these contributions.
>>12944478what the fuck
>>12944510>>12944516You guys are boring.
>>12944496Awh what a cute dash
>>12944484I have two closets. One has clothes. The other has my box of sex toys.
Come on. Confess a secret.
>>12944529I imagine that having an 8" dick would be excitingCertainly more exciting than my average dick
Pony Ian Staker
>>12944547I like buttsDon't tell anyone anon
>>12944547I SAMEFAG MY ART ALL THE TIME TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I'M POPULAR, OKAY????
>>12944547I can't find ponies sexy at all
>>12944557P.I. StakerPisstaker, COME ON
>>12944547No Pinkie, then it wouldn't be a secret.
>>12944553You are the same guy in every thread who keeps saying SB has an 8" dick. Boring man. Boring.
>>12944547I have fun playing video games
>>12944547i wish to be the little girl
>>12944547I have no intent on watching SheZow solely out of the belief that crossdressing should only go as far as the premise of an episode, and not an entire series.
>>12944547I act like an 'ard man but I am extremely reluctant to hurt people.
>>12944547Sometimes I samefag greentext stories to try and get them started, all the while hoping someone else will jump in and start writing with me.
>>12944574Your cover is blown Rei.
>>12944547I like music
>>12944547I really want someone to foot fetish pics with chubby anthro poniesI constantly have dreams about being a pet pony
>>12944575>you will never get a daily 8" dose of vitamin D
>>12944566bdf I am disapointed in you!
>>12944547My Fimfiction account would ruin my life and I'd probably move to the other side of the country.
I like chocolate products do you
>>12944592>I constantly have dreams about being a pet ponyI had one, once and it was the greatestI've never had one sense ;_;
>>12944547I'm just a lonely guy that can't wait for this hiatus to end.
>>12944547I actually really hate black people
Oh gosh anons, I am laughing so hard at your responses. Oh my, I-I I think I am having fun.
>>12944586Has it worked out for you?
>>12944547I work for a large software company.
>>12944488>>12944505>>12944506I'm really glad you guys like it so far, thanks
>>12944611That would make that pony's hoof the size of my hand
>>12944577>not wishing to be the little pony
>>12944591Oh man, we have so much in common, let's have sex.You just have to sight read this sheet music,http://www.guitarpress.com/images/albeniz_sevilla.pdf
>>12944603How do you know it's bdf?
>>12944502congrats, your least favorite goes free, no charge!
>>12944611I really don't like chocolate.I don't think I could be friends with that pone.
>>12944621I work in the aerospace industry
>>12944592>>12944612>master will never pet your mane>master will never stroke your chin, call you a good pony and give you a treat>master will never take you for walkies
>>12944547I really wish I had a bigger dick even though I'm averageAnd I like ponies
>>12944586Sometimes I end up starting or joining a greentext then quittingSometimes it kills it and I feel bad
>>12944547i think imagine dragons and dubstep are really great
>>12944547I think that I might be bisexual because I'm into hot dudes in shows and shit but I wouldn't fuck a guy IRL so I have no idea what to make out of myself.
>>12944671>imagine dragonsIt's like we are blood brothers.
>>12944661I really wish I had no sex drive at all.
>>12944676Does it matter?
>>12944617We know this Appledan
>>12944671>>12944680>mlpg likes trendy bandsWow who knew
>>12944661You and me both.
>>12944547i am afraid of getting my cover as both an artist and fetish greentext writer blown, since i want to keep those seperate
>>12944686To me it does.
>>12944676you just have high standards
>>12944682I wish I had an average looking guy to fuck
>>12944701Kraut plsno one cares
>>12944611How does chocolate pony know to stop wiping her ass?
>>12944671I dont follow music at all really, and when I heard the name Imagine Dragons I got kind of excited thinking it would be something completely differentI was pretty disappointed
>>12944706You should relax. It needn't be a big deal.
>>12944653>You'll never bump into his crotch and rub your nose in it
>>12944701I have a cover too. Nobody remembers me
>>12944718Dangit guy I've already got that in my askbox. Unless I can find an amusing, mostly-visual way to answer, it's gonna stay there.
>>12944710>tfw turning gayer and gayer every day, but have so specific standards that i can barely find anything to get off too and please my homolust
>>12944701>NOT FUCKING DRAWING YOUR FETISH SHITYOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLERYOU'RE WORSE THAN STALIN AND HITLER COMBINED
>>12944715I wish I had a big dude to fuck me
>>12944741I just found the idea of it terribly amusing, update more often goddammit.
>>12944649That sounds like a fascinating job. What part?
>>12944754I'm a nine to fiver and I have other hobbies, I've only got so much time to draw to begin with aye
>>12944547Every time I draw and post it here, it gets one reply.Every time this happens I become depressed and don't draw for days ;_;Why don't you guys like me, is it because I namefag ever or...?
>>12944751i'm not good with porn
>>12944755in the no chance in hell I'm talking about it divisionIt's not as interesting as you might think
>>12944723But Anon, if he doesn't know his specific sexual orientation then he can't check his privilege correctly. Of course it's important.
>>12944741Obviously the answer is that she stops when he asks her to.
>>12944717Can we just learn to like kraut again. Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.EA-
>you will never have a gay best friend who desperately wants to fuck you
>>12944802I do.I'm not gay.
>>12944778Non disclosure agreement?
>>12944802>you will never lead him on and get him to do stuff for you using sex as a motivator>you wouldn't know how to anyway because you aren't a woman
>you will never be a qt trapi said "you" if you get my drift
>Alicorn Rarity's outfit changes every time she does that teleport dodge thingy.
>>12944801What if the hot coal was a pony that liked hugging too much.
>>12944778Aww. Well, software's not that interesting either.
>>12944837FINE... I'll put my dick in it.
>>12944801Give us a reason.
>>12944820You can reach enlightenment anon. Proceed to Skype group 1. Current topic:Endii and how I learned to loved the dubs.
>>12944864Can you not forgive?
>>12944802>bi>All my male friends think I want to fuck them>All my female ones think I don'tTHEY'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG
>>12944866I just want to know why he threw my name in there at the end.
I think I'm bi but I really want my first time to be with a girl. After that I'd be down to try.
>tfw the smell of rain from the outside>thingken of gillou
>>12944908do we have to see batman again?
>>12944887>still believing in bisexuality
>>12944908They're so fuzzy I want to eat them.Noice work.
>>12944484I never touched my cousin's pussy, let alone fuck her, but man did we spend entire summer afternoons just dry-humping through our underwear.
>>12944917>I think I'm bi but I really want my first time to be with a girlYou're not biYou're desperate
>>12944908Bat ponies best ponies.
>>12944917You're not bi, you just want sex and romantic attention
>>12944932I believe in fucking cute boys and cute girls
>>12944975stop convincing him otherwise
>>12944908I'd see a movie with that pony.I've been wanting to check out Paranoia to see if it's any good.
I think I'm bi, though I don't want to fuck guys I know off the internet.I hate gay porn.But I really want to fuck one of you guys.I think I just want a bro to hang out with.And have sex.I want brae or dooks or chesh
I LIKE THIS HORSE THE BESTSHE IS CUTE AND SHE MAKES ME LAUGH
MLPG are we having fun! I am!
>>12945005that horse is my waifu
>>12944990i share that feel except for the names
>>12945007No I'm depressed but I'm getting out of it by drawing a comic...maybe...still looking for ideas.
>>12944990>I hate gay pornYOU ARE NOT BIYOU'RE HOMOROMANTICYou're gonna be one of those assholes that hits on a gay guy, goes to his place and chickens out at the last minuteIf you start beating it to gay porn then you might be bi
>>12944908It's so small though
>>12945005I DON'T LIKE HER THE MOST BUT I THINK SHE'S A CUTE HORSE AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET HIGH WITH HER
>>12945035what kind of comic?
>>12945005I like this one.In fact I think I may waifu her.
MLPG, let's talk spikeBest character, or besest?
>>12945005I LOVE THAT HORSE BUT SHE MAKES ME SAD THAT I'LL NEVER FIND ANYONE LIKE HER
>>12945042What about gay pony porn, dat shits hot man.
>>12945044>I WOULD LIKE TO GET HIGH WITH HERI DON'T GET HIGH BUT I TOTALLY WOULD GET HIGH WITH HERESPECIALLY IF LIKE ZECORA PROVIDED THE WEED FOR US
>>12945005I like that horse tooIf you waifu her too I will fucking cut you
>>12945051Waifuing happens, it's not an active choice.At this moment she is simply your favorite pony.
>>12945049Funny one...maybe, or a action one with explosions and sound effects.
>>12945073>implying you would have to go all the way out in the forest for weed>implying you couldn't just bum some from Applejack's vast field>or save up and buy some of the hydroponic stuff Rarity grows in her basement
>>12945042what if it's only marshmellow stallion gay porn
>>12944997I'm not AppleDan
>>12945018What if she weren't a mare?
>>12945042I'm guessing someone has done this to you.
>>12944547I wish people wouldn't judge me because I'm so open about being sexual
>>12945102it's not gay if it's a marshmallow stallion>>12945104I would touch that pony's junk
>>12945104FtM r63 isn't hot, pls stop
>>12944908You have been improving a lot since you got here. Draw some flutterbutt
>>12945072>>12945102There is no meaningful distinction between gay and straight pony porn unless it's porn of Anon getting railed >tfw no porn of that
The inks are done
>>12945123bugger off, straight boy
>>12945149odd 2 ponies to pick, but cute
>>12945121I didn't think so either but the sheer quantity worries me sometimesI wish there were such a thing as a real gay test so you could quickly and easily find out if you were just desperate or not and then be on your merry way. not having to worry about it
>>12945149You forgot to draw them fucking, but it's cute so I'll let you off.
>>12945111YES3 TIMESONE ASSHOLE DID IT TO ME TWICE
>>12945092I STILL THINK ZECORA WOULD HAVE THE BEST SHIT
>>12945077She makes me happy.Every time I see a picture of her I either want to hug her or have sex with her or both.And that doesn't happen for any other pony.And she's really pretty.How can you tell when you've gone from just having a favorite pony to waifuing one?
>>12945171Isn't that just infatuation
>>12945141>tfw no stallion x femanon
>>12945185How do I tell when I love pony or if I'm just simply infatuated with them?
>>12945167Anon please your making a scene.Also what if I like sticking things in my ass, if feels good man. Does this at least make me a bit bi or is it just a pleasure thing?
>>12945185Or in the case of Rainbow Dash, its just inFATuation
>>12945207Well you can't because she's not realSorry anon
>>12945204>zecora can replenish liquids just like thati want to fuck this african horse so bad
>>12945226she won't appear in s4, FYI
>>12945209Prostate stimulation is not gay.
>>12945209Liking prostate stim is just...liking prostate stim. That doesn't necessarily mean anything else.
>>12945166There's plenty of art like that. There need to be more art like that
>>12945149Cute, but I think it could be even better with her nuzzling him. It will help bring some life into the picture
>>12945237CITATION FUCKING NEEDEDoh god ;_;
>>12945209NoNot unless you imagine a guy fucking you
>>12945209That doesn't make you gay or straight, pleasure is pleasureIt makes you gay if you imagine it's a guy ramming you in the ass while you do that
>>12945237But we got confirmation from the comicon panel that she would show up!
>>12945226Zecora is not for sexual
>>12945231The only thing swoll about Dash is her ego
>>12945238>>12945240Ah thanks, though I still wouldn't mind trying gay sex like once in my life.Though it would have to be with one of you guys at a con or something.
>>12945276You're on fire tonight.
>>12945196Oh there's stallion/femanonI have yet to see a single piece of artwork showing a stallion fucking a male anonand i'm gonna fix it
>>12945301show us your credentials so we know what we're in for.
>>12945251>>12945166There doesn't need*
>>12945301yessssit's no stallion gang bukkake but it'll do
>>12945231I bet she doesn't even do squats, look at those tiny legs.
>>12945301>I have yet to see a single piece of artwork showing a stallion fucking a male anonNow that you mention it I don't think I have either...I never really noticed before.
>comiccon over>still no season 3 posterwhy does hasbro hat us
>>12945301Woh woh slow down there, where's your contributor license? We can't have just anyone drawing anon.
>>12945301Please don't fix pony! It needs the dick.
>>12945301i think i've seen it the other way round, but i've never seen a human male taking the HD
>>12945253>tfw my picture is dedI could try, but that means I'd have to redraw some stuff, I'll try.
>>12945338>wanting to memorialize the existence of season 3Why do you hat yourself?
>>12945370But you still haven't finished drawing anonxpinkie? Or have you?
>>12945264>>12945263What if I hypothetically imagined it was a dude rutting me hard, but that it was vaginal amd that I was a chick and/or a dude with a vaginaGod that sounds stupid to type out
>>12945370What a letdown
>>12945338Mark my words. In X years whenever this thing is all done Season 3 will be known as "that season".
>>12945390I can work on lots of things at the same time anonVariety!
>>12945390it's on his tumblrhow many times do we have to go over this
>>12945395so you're more of a sub?
>>12945407>implying we don't think of it as "that season" now
>>12945301i MIGHT take a shot at that
>>12945370FUCK YEAHcapcha: oloCumon the
>>12945424But his tumblr just has anon getting his fingers in the cookie jar, then it ends.>>12945422O-okay, I trust you.
>>12945407It's already 'that show'
>>12945395is there such a thing as vaginaenvy?
>>12945395Fucked if I knowYou're a trap or trans I guess
>>12945453That's all there is right now.
>>12945425the sub is ded.
>>12945370Hey brae will you stram it?
>>12945439impostor pls go
sh shhh i'm gone just post about ponies again
>>12945472I missed out on the cookie game fad yesterdaycan I have the link?
>>12945425I don't even fuckin know manI don't think so, but maybe. I've came pretty hard from prostate stim, one time I got over the edge without touching my dick. I might have been imagining a dude at that point but I really don't remember
MLPG is mad gayI like that>tfw no anon to fuck near you
god dammit...everytime.Okay, what's this fuckin' cookie thing and where can I pirate it?
>>12945512You know who else is submissive?Draugrs.And they ded too.
>>12945540>tfw no qt MLPG gayfags to fuck in your part of the world
>>12945548just google cookie clicker
>>12945524what did you use to stimulate your prostate?
>>12945552>check dAwhy the shit would i do that?I don't want to look at Sonic the Hedgehog OCs.
>>12945559Are there any faggots here going to BUCK next year, I wouldn't mind one of you guys being my first.
>>12945564>service is temporarily unavailableguess i'll just kill myself then
>>12945559And this is all that ever crosses a fags mind, gentlemen.
>>12945571Wow that must've been incredibly gay.
>>12945458if there is, that's what I've got. Don't think I'm trans though, I don't feel out of place with a dick. It just seems like vaginas are really cool. Multiple orgasms, man! In a row!>>12945464>tfw hairyI hope it's not that, then>>12945568just my hand, got no time for hidin' dildos
>>12945597>Because straight guys are any less obsessed with sex
>>12945600It was during Arashi no Yoru ni
>>12945600It was the goat anime
What's more attractive down below gentlemen>bushy>short>shavenThis applies for both females and men.
I want to stick my dick in Anon
>>12945595you know how the bronecon thing worked out.
>>12945668No more than half a centimetre
>>12945668female: bushymale: squeaky-fucking-clean
>>12945668short and shaven for me
>>12945675Everyone got aids.
>>12945670come at me, bro
>>12945617You know who is not at all obsessed with sex?Cute little ponies :3
>>12945675How DID that work out, anyway?I never heard amd it sounds like a fun story.I imagine it just died when nobody showed up, though.
>>12945617>straight guy>burned out>don't want anything to do with itYour move, faglord.
>>12945668the less the better
>>12945691Fuck you, I ain't shaving shit.
>>12945705>Implying they aren't fucking and cussing like mad cunts after the camera's off them>The stress of being a childrens show character can be extreme
>>12945710don't blame anything on a whole group
My Little Pony.
>>12945702http://derpibooru.org/394608Sure thing, Anon. But I suggest your wear a helmet too. This could get rough
MLPG! Due to a trans-dimensional mishap the Diamond Dogs have taken you prisoner. Unless you can correctly sing the entire theme song without any musical or vocal backing you'll become their slave pulling carts for the rest of your life. Can you do it?
>>12945725Can women actually reach climax on a washing machine?
>>12945721it feels so nice though