What kind of places would you like the main cast to visit in season 4;Vacation type places or dangerous ones?Old Pony: >>12918801
>>12922609I'd like a healthy mix of excitement and wonder
best lounging horse
>>12922609make them all alicornspinkei and fluttershy need that
>>12922609Dangerous vacation places. Beach episode with bipedal shark people and seaponies
horses a shit
>>12922609All of them but now I dream of a classical Christmas special with classical ballet musical, everyone talking in rhymes and narated by Zecora.It's all your fault MLPG.
>>12922647I need details of this
Ok MLPg you can live in EquestriaBut to get your green card you must marry your least favorite pony
>>12922660Does she love me?
>>12922660>twistNot worth it
>>12922660>least favorite ponywhy least favorite?
>>12922609Both, the lack of adventure in the series since S1 is pretty disgraceful.
>>12922671Depends on the pony
>>12922672Even if upon kissing her she turned into a beautiful, big-tittied human princess?
>>12922660>tfw i still like my least favorite pony, and only want to be good friends with my favorite pony anywayssounds good to me
I want Rarity to squirt on my face.
>>12922697>Monster tit twisteven dumber
>>12922609Dangerous ones like the everfree, dragon mountain, elemental ruins etci miss S1also, onsen episode
>rch will never die in that fire
>>12922660>cadenceWhateverOutta the way shining surfer
>>12922697that's even worse
>>12922660can i divorce the ponk right after?
I'd kiss a Twist.
i just remembered this existshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HMoIzBuFt0&list=PLA5CFBB03BA92B857yes, that is the akira soundtrack
>>12922660can we ever get a divorce? I'm more concerned about the pony I marry than myself when it comes to this. I don't want to make her miserable.
>>12922718You are arrested for adultery, marring a pony already marriedExpect fire>>12922724No. Enjoy your new love.
>>12922729I'd like to perform her name upon her.Wring her in half like a sponge.
>>12922741unfortunately for everyone else here we still remember that you exist
>>12922756How come I'm not hearing the boop
Am I the only one with no romantic interest in the ponies?I would much rather just be happy freinds/aquaintances with them. Even the ones I don't like.
>Riding on a train with Twist>it's dark outside and you're tired>Look in your bag for your pillow and blanket>You find the blanket... but no pillow.>Crap>"Hey... uh... Twist?">She doesn't look up from her book, propped up on the top of her bust>"Yah-huh?">"Listen, I don't have a pillow with me... would you mind if... maybe...?">She rolls her eyes and smirks at you.>"All right - juttht thisth one time.">Sleep soundly through the night with your cheek resting on her shoulder.
>>12922769Damnit Rarity, why did you sit in the cake?
What fetish would you like to see a contributor draw? who and which pony?
>>12922769i-is there a full picture?
what happend to the drunk threads here I am just sitting in my chair drinking and I see no drunk thread
>>12922729me too.i never got what people didn't like about twist
>>12922764Marker calm down
>>12922784It's not really that appealing.
>>12922771You're not the only oneyou never are
>>12922785try making one on /mlp/
>>12922758that's very rude
>>12922771It's ok anon, I'm happy if you and my wife just remain friends.
>>12922729I would let Pip be the Princess of my Equestria
>>12922771what if this pony came on to you?
>>12922782Consensual vanilla sex because the ponies love each otherAnyone but RossTwilight and Rarity
>>12922785Run off the board for not being pony.Take it to /soc/ or /adv/
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>>12922808I would let her down politely
>>12922782my favorite contributor already draws my favorite fetish quite often, but maybe he could switch up the ponies. or just do plain cute stuff more.
>>12922815>autocunnilingusis that with a car?
>>12922799>included the Mig post
Pony thinks she too sexy for you
>>12922808I wish that pony came onto me...
>>12922821and then this pony hit on you too?
>>12922773>Every so often, she glances at you and smiles, petting your hair.
>>12922815that would require a lot of stretchingthankfully ponka is very stretchy
>>12922821Even if you were trapped in Equestria? I'd figure that at the minimum some form of stockholm syndrome would set in.
>>12922743But anonWidows aren't married by definition
>>12922832Act natural, try not to cry there because my waifu loves me and I actually have a chance with her
>>12922812>Run off the board for not being pony.do you even drink loser
>>12922847Exactly my point.
>>12922782WeaverHuman-Male to Mare Transformation
>>12922851>>12922854OkayThis pony has started a rumor that you're gay(minus 20 charisma)
>>12922827I had to man.It felt like a fin way to wrap things up. and to prevent any subsequent reposts being replied to with >mig
>>12922782japanonrape/hyper/especially implied eternal onesgod there is nothing hotter than shackles welded shut
>>12922855why would I want to get drunk? I've gotten drunk with friends and alone ond never once was it enjoyable.
>>12922864that seems awfuly mean for Pinkie
>>12922864Play dumbCasually dispel it if someone brings it up.
Can anyone give me a link to Japanon's tumblr?
>>12922823what artist what fetish?
>>12922848That requires abuseThe term you are looking for is "going native"
>>12922784there is, but I've only got this one on handhttp://i.imgur.com/7Ud7E6k.jpgIIRC the other one is basically just that but with the change of face and ridiculous quantities of cum
>>12922864>minus 20>not plus 20 charisma for being fabulousI just got a cover deal with an equestrian fashion magazineThanks ponk
>>12922846>wake up some time later>you've slumped over in your sleep, and your cheek is now resting snugly in her lap>she's stroking your hair with one hand
>>12922879>>12922879>>12922879fedoracore to the maximum
>>12922882She didn't mean to start the rumor. She just noticed that you always turned down mares, and thinking out loud, she suggested that maybe you're gay. The wrong ponies heard, and soon the rumor was spreading like wildfire.
>>12922906Not him, but how's that fedoracore?Wasn't Fedoracore bashing on religious people?
>>12922920suspected thatmy nigga
>>12922911>Nightmare Rarity>Princess Twilight>an artist who obviously doesn't read the comcis
>walking down the school hallway, minding my own business, playing my DS and mentally reviewing for next class's test while debating if I prefer Kirk or Picard>suddenly, Gilda snatches my DS away from me>"Hey, give that back!">"Haha, whatever, dweeb. Man, you are such a nerd.">she unzips her leather jacket to reveal her shirt underneath>it says "I FUCK NERDS"The bitch crazy.
>>12922782I can't even decidemaybe JB hyper/cum inflation?I think the way he draws would be good for that
>>12922906*Muslim to the maximum
>>12922939If that's all you have to complain about, there's something wrong with your eyes.
>>12922939>artist in this fandom not reading the comics or watching the show and only in for the attentionGEE WHIZ WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
>>12922929fedoracore= autism to the extreme
>>12922934I don't feel entitled to anything people draw here, but I like any new pony stuff from him and almost everyone else regardless of whether its cute or lewd
>>12922782i wish jailbait would please my him being alive, happy and drawing fetish ;_;
>>12922911HahahaWeird as everything in that image looks, I enjoy it sexually
>>12922971but specifically when bashing religion.
>>12922971>not enjoying being drunk = autism
>>12922970or because they were paid toor they think the designs look cool
>>12922987>>12922983I honestly don't understand how you people allow yourselves to be sucked into such an obvious idiotic ploy of a post. Stop being so fucking stupid, it's painful for myself and everyone else in the thread to watch.
Any good horse dick lately?
>>12922980just because someone is withdrawn does not mean they're unhappy or ded. every contributor operates at different speeds and modes. we should accept that.
>>12922987Having to be drunk to socialize = autismITT: Mad nerds with no moral fiber
Any good horse queefs lately?
>>12923016This just got postedhttp://i.imgur.com/NZBuRjL.jpg
>>12923017i have heard otherwise
HOW MANY PONES CAN YOU FUCK AND CUM INSIDE OF THEM
>not replacing water with wodkayou can not taste the difference
>Not liking drinking
>>12922944>She has you talk about programming and Calculus while you have sex
>tfw this is deadhttp://ponyville-replies.tumblr.com/
>>12923047what does alcohol taste like>inb4 try it yourself
>>12923034I like it
>>12923037OneBecause I would be loyal to my waifu
>>12923043But you can feel it
>>12923034>you will never suck a disembodied horse dick
>>12922988>>12922962>school spirit week rolls around>dress up in various outfits each day of the week>Thursday is "Super-Hero Day">dress up as Batman>Gilda passes me in the hall and says "HOLY COMIC BOOKS, DWEEBMAN!">she leans in and whispers into my ear>"When I was a kid I always wanted to be Catwoman.">she pulls a shitty home-made leather mask out and puts it on>she takes me by the hand and leads me out behind the school's boiler>start to take my Batman mask off>"No, leave 'em on. It's kinky."It literally won't stop happening.
>>12923047>not being autistic enough to brew your own without fucking it up
>>12923035it certainly doesn't mean they can't be. I'm sure we've had people who've kept mostly to themselves but weren't perpetually depressed.
>>12923054Try it yourselfA white wine spritzer is a nice way to get into boozeWomen love it
>>12923054what kind of drink though
>>12923065but it has a dick and a popular fandom character!it MUST be a masterpiece!
>>12923086Shut up, alcy
>>12923077>tfw got a lager going in the shed
>>12923047>drinking>handicapping your reasoning and coordination>ever a good idea>allowed by allahDon't touch me until you submit to god you filthy infidel
>Not liking smoking
>>12923084but im afraidwhat if something happens to me
>>12923086what kind of drinks do you like?
>>12923102>muslim fluttershywho evereverever thought this made any fucking sense
>>12923047I can't stand the tastein addition, I pretty much instantly puke any alcohol I consume
>not enjoying gambling your money away
>>12923108but I am
>>12923118have just one or two.
>>12923102>not being a grownup and dealing with your issues by drinking away the pain>Mudslimshy
>>12922782Rei or Dooks (or anyone else really, I'm not picky)Lyra orgasm denialIncluding the payoff
>>12923108I have a humidor just itching to be opened right nowDon't tempt me
>>12923130mudslime defense force trying to expand their audienceOr tumblr.I'm not sure either.
>>12923108something something degenerate
>>12923118getting actual black-out drunk is very difficult. you'll probably stop once you get tipsy.dont drink bitch beer, at least do whiskey sours
>>12923131I like when wine or beer is paired with food.
>>12923108WELL I GOT ROCK 'N' ROLLTO SATISFY MY SOULTHAT'S ALL I NEEDIT AIN'T SO BAD
>>12923130Headscarfs are kinda cute on ponies, at leastYou'll notice headscarves are always involved with muslimshy, I think it started with some half-baked idea involving shyness
>>12923141>running away from your issues with drugs>not dealing with your issues through meditation and peacePeace, brother.
>>12923047Enjoy your extra calories, I'll stick to my water thanks.
>>12923180The fact that her face is half hidden by her mane means that to the artists that draw this shit, the head scarf does not look out of place.
>>12923108StopDrinking alcohol and smoking ANYTHING is bad.
>>12923130"Progressive" social justice types who think that the shy and demure one should be the female Muslim.
>>12923184I beg to differ
>>12923180>all muslims are shy introverts who secretly harbor angry tendenciesTHIS ASSOCIATION WILL NOT BACKFIRE AT ALL
>>12923184That's not Applebloom
>>12923130I think because they see her as someone extremely meek and shy who'd probably cover herself up if she could (aka Muslim women) which is dumb, because she could in the show, but rarely does
>not liking huge horse asses on your face
>>12923130I thought Muslims don't keep pets anyways?
>>12923184not orange enough to be best filly.
>>12923118You can tell when you're getting drunk. You'd have to drink method to go from 0 to jackass
>>12923219I don't see you posting any of the sort
>>12923224Chrysalis' tongue is over twenty-five feet long.
>>12923182Allah snackbar to you too friend
>>12923231They have communal pets or something. Just not dogs. Muhammad liked cats.
>>12923236But Sweetie isn't orange anon
I like drinking
>>12923237wellyou could stick a vodka soaked tampon up your assthat'll get you gone quickand dead pretty quick too
>>12923269It shows in your art.
>>12923204Frankly, I don't see a big problem with stupid SJ stuff artists like to do sometimes, as long as it makes even the slightest degree of sense re: canon, or outright makes sure to note it's alt-universe or somethingFor instance, black Rarity is stupid because her parents are fucking white bread as it gets.>>12923217Haha, oh wow, I never even thought about that. I meant as for how the headscarf covered her face sometimes, really, but that's pretty funny.
>>12923269into the filter you go
>>12923130the only confirmed muslim in the show was pipsqueak
>>12923284armor dude, calm down
>>12923281She's adoptedAnd jewish
do we have Carnevale ponies?
>>12923047I can stand the taste, and will drink a beer or two with firnds, but drinking to the point of inebriation is never fun for me.
>>12923281>For instance, black Rarity is stupid because her parents are fucking white bread as it gets.Not to mention her own mannerismsOr the fact that she is portrayed by a white moan.
>>12923269To each his own. Who am I to judge you, or your lifestyle. Drink away, my friend. Just don't be obnoxious about it.
>>12923302Rarity in "Sonic Rainboom" probably counts
>>12923299she can loop her tongue around your neck and pull you into a kiss.
>>12923288i dont get it
>>12923266Muhammad liked dogs. A lot.The muslim dog hate thing comes from stuffy theologians reading between the lines of oral tradition and coming up with crazy shit.If I was a muslim, I wouldn't trust anything not written in the quran.
>>12923269mah nigga.just having some coffee with rum to wake up
>>12923294No, not when people discuss of doing drugs and drinking alcohol
>>12923313but she's not wearing a REAL mask.
>>12923295See, this is something I'm ok with because it kinda seems plausible and to boot might be pretty cute and/or humorous>>12923307>portrayed by a white moanwhatI get your point but that's a hell of a typo for "VA"
>>12923307>Or the fact that she is portrayed by a white moan...What
>>12923319There's an increasingly large muslim population in the UKIn some places they actually enforce shirah law.
>Pone climbs into Anon's clothes while he is wearing them and sitting>"Pony stop that." he said>"No." They said, llloking up at him through his shrit colloar>"Pony don't make me come in htere.">"Id like to see you try fagotron">So Anon climbed inot his own clothes while was wearing them and he and pony fought for three ays like one of the ose loony tune fighting clouds>It enddec in hugging
>>12923319there are a lot of Muslims in England.>>12923339not technically wrong.
>>12923346best plot in all the show
>>12923337>>12923339WHITE WOMANWOMANFUCK, TIME FOR BED
>>12922660>RarityBut I really don't despise her.I'd love her, that's for shure
>>12923330It's honestly nothing to get upset about. You're more obnoxious than the people I hang around with that drink. They're at least fun.
>>12923351such is life in the UK
>>12923049good, krabb was a faget anyways
>>12923346Rarity hips, or grown-up Sweetie hips?
>>12923354good endEnd them all like that from now onfagotron.
>>12923337I was just kiding.And I kinda doubt her being Jewish makes sense seeing how you know...religion wouldn't make that much sense there.Fuck sake she even says As Celestia as my witness. Also Fluttershy use it too.
what car would the ponies drive (within reasonable price range, no rolls royce) rarity drives a merc, bar none. merc wagon as well i bet
>>12922660She is still a cute pony, and I would be supported in her endeavor with the Wonderbolts.
>>12923382Both at the same time
TINY FILLY BUTT
>>12923382Why not both?Don't make me choose.
>>12923330CM Punk pls go
>>12923377I only seem obnoxious because your mind as been poisoned with alcohol before.
>>12923400but anonrarity will have died of an oxycontin overdose by the time sweetie is grown up
>>12923411They drink, I don'tyour images are irritating
>>12923406they might allow that. i imagine they'd be incredibly competitive, as far as typically girly things are concerned. "who can get the most men dying at her hooves" seems like as good a contest as any for them.
>>12923397why does every car need a caravan version
>>12923425I find people who discuss alcohol and drugs irritating.
>>12923397>merc wagonI don't think she'd drive a stationwagonBMW, possibly the 1 series is more of a Rarity kind of car. Or maybe something French.
>>12923397AJ drives a practical vehichle with a large stowage and stowage capacity with solid all-terrain performance
>you will never have your jaw dislocate while taking big mac's girth
>>12923396Right, good point. How did I forget about that?But if we're talking about the ponies being human races, we can probably ignore pony goddesses for a bit
>>12923434because wagons are beautiful dash probably got a bmw 3 series sedan but doesn't know shit about maintenance so is constantly bombarded by repair bills but loves it to death anyway
>>12923453>he will never fill you up with fleetfoot
>pony>anon>snuggling>soft coat to skin>warm >sleep>happy
>>12923397One time an Anon made a list and gave Rarity a Honda Accord and it seems a nice enough car and really that's what I stick with for no reason at all.
>>12923453Son are you reading button mash clopfictions again
>>12923397>RararaMerc her husband gave her>AJ Truck>PP idk>Twilightsmart car>Fluttershyprius>RDDodge Viper
>>12923397>Rarity>Merc WagonAre you...That makes no sense at all.
>>12923441It's also ancient since that's all the family could afford.They hope to keep it nice enough so AB could one day take it to college. They bought it for AJ, but you can see how far she got.
>>12923397>Rarity>driving a wagonanything worth doing is worth overdoing. it's either something small and European (Fiat, probably) or enormous and Chelsea-ish (Range Rover, probably).
>>12923397Applejack would have a Ford F150. Rainbow Dash would have some shitty V6 Mustang and constantly talk about how fast she can go and how she always street races in it, even though in reality she never does. Fluttershy would ride a bike, but would at lesat not constantly talk about the fact she would ride a bike. Twilight has a toyota corolla. Pinkie bums rides off her friends.
>>12923397AJ would drive an old Ford F100 pickup with a cardboard cutout of Twilight in the bed.
>>12923397Pony wouldn't drive a carPony would walk,ride a bike or take public transportation.
goodnight forever , losers
>>12923487Pinkie pie would drive a clown car that transforms into pretty much anything else when you mash the right buttons
>>12923441AJ drives her pappy's truck that's been in the family for decadeslearned to drive it when she was 12yessir
>>12923514I'd think a bright pink Mach 5.
>>12923490That sounds right
>>12923511>goodnight forever>rararararanothing of value was lost tonight
>>12923486>Button Mash writes gay shota fapfics i this spare time
>>12923397The apple family would use a worn down, but still working ford model a flatbed.or a dodge power wagon
>>12923515learned to fuck in it too
>>12923511see you in the morning
>>12923508Anon mentioned big mac's girth dislocating a pony's jaw, and that happens to button mash in this fichttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/124629/1/life-lessons/life-lessons
>>12923439possibly an audi. i'd see rarity drive either a german or italian car.
>>12923494no, pinkie drives a pontiac aztecbright pinkuses it as a delivery vehicle
>>12923511Bye Tan. Bring back a drawing.
>>12923525Or an old army haftrack
>>12923528when her big brother took her for ride
>>12923524Nothing hotter than a sexually aggressive shota.
>>12923547I figured she'd drive a company van for deliveries.
>>12923556I like halftracksthey are cool.
>>12923381There was more than just Krabb.
>>12923563that is the company vanshe picked it because it "looks silly"
>>12923528is there any more pictures like that? I dunno why but I really like this.
>>12923528AJ that is not how you use a stickshift, your feet aren't even on the pedals. You are a terrible driver.
>>12923556Extra uneeded provisions auctioned off to the public after the war.They bought it for cheap.
>>12923515Some days, when she's too exhausted from working on the farm all day, she crashes in the flatbed. As the sun dips down below the mountains, she bunches her outer shirt up into a pillow, pulls out a blanket that she always keeps in the back seat for just such an emergency, and pulls her hat down over her eyes.and Applebloom says she can still hear her snoring, even from outside the house.
>>12923583its because its vanilla, high school vanillayou have a vanilla fetish anon
>>12923583Not that I know ofThere's something about it though, right?Ponies fooling around in cars
>>12923583All I know is that the artist is terra-butt and they draw a lot of butts kinda like this.
>>12923476you're getting good at this
Twilight: Would respect all the rules and never break themFluttershy: most cautious driver, stops every time someone crosses the even if they aren't allowed in that place, drives with half the speed limitRainbow Dash Always above the Speed limit, won't back out from a challengeAJ: Mostly a normal driver but like Dahs won't back out form a challengeRarity: Drives with 10 km/h over the speed limit whatever the tolerance is in Equestria, but when she's alone, on a long straight road she'll go faster since she loves that sensation.
>>12923593there are dirtroads and the terrain is flat. a track assembly is heavy and requires a lot of maintenance and they are slow and fuel inefficient. all the advantages a half-track offers would be useless to the apple family
>"You ever done it in a car before?">"Please. I grew up in California."
>>12923623sweet apple acres has boatloads of hills
>>12923623I could see them using an old army truck or jeep though.
>>12923621>Dash>Drives a rice rocket, floored constantly and tricked out with a shitload of ridiculous after market parts to make it go "faster" >Usually ends with the engine overheating or melting her shoes
>>12923621Ponka: Breaks every rule in the book and always gets off scott free
>>12923670Only because the police is too scared to go near her.
>>12923627yeah, but the orchard itself is on fairly flat terrain. a vehicle with big wheels would be good enough>>12923659what about derivatives?
>>12923670>drives like Yukarihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS9csiX95dQ
>>12923670it's cause she makes the cops laugh. if you can make a cop laugh in the first minute, they won't give you a speeding ticket
>implying Dash can afford a carHer and Gilda, they just take the bus and bum rides.
>>12923659>implying they wouldn't use a beat-to-hell John Deere
>>12923665or just sits at the rev limiter all day and thinks that means it "cant read how fast i'm going!"knows nothing about cars>african booty goddess probably drives a very old toyota pickup though everfree. probably a Hilux
Why is Rarity worst pone???
>>12923696Dash is one of the few ponies with an implied steady jobShe could afford it
>>12923696More like >implying dash would be able to afford buying new cars all the timeShe would wreck them so fast its not even funny.
who straight edge here?
>>12923607today i had a dream about fountainhooks
>>12923689I was thinking the exact same thing.
>>12923700what kinds of cars are big in third world nations?She'd probably have one of those.
>>12923700nigga what?she drives big, black old convertible Cadillac.
>tfw you will never be pony's pet
>>12923700>implying Zecora doesn't ride a bicycle or a tuktuk style trike with a large basket full of alchemical supplies inside
>>12923700>toyota hilux>most popular truck to convert into a technicalI see what you did there.
>>12923696gilda prolly knows a fuckload about cars and drives a very heavily modded old honda. zero rice, complete sleeper, beats dash in races constantly
why is flash such unstable piece of shit
>>12923397From what we have seen from the show the upper limit of pony tech is 1950s and 1960s stuff, so I guess Rarity's car would be a 1961 Jaguar E Type or a 1955 Ford Thunderbird.And I could see Rainbow Dash with a 1968 Dodge Charger
>>12923734toyotastoyota hiluxyou can't kill them, parts are everywhere and cheap, and they're dick simple to fix
>>12923719as in no drugs? i am, but i'm not an obnoxious faggot about it and certainly don't look down on people who have a little bit of enhanced fun now and then.
>Klondike makes up Molestia on a whim>JJ steals it>gets insanely popular>someone finds the perfect gif>Klondike starts a fad.gif>all this Down With Molestia shit pops up>http://lovetomorrowlove.tumblr.com/post/58575042924/memj0123-khakihat-me-pony-fandom-todayI'm fucking dying over herePoor Klondike
>>12923755Because it's proprietary. If it was free as in stallman it would be perfect.>proprietary freeware>making any useful amount of money
>>12923767No drugs and no alcohol
>>12923753>convert into a technicali dont actually know what this means
>one day someone will put pony decals on a vintage car
>>12923785Means some assholes found a working machine gun and decided to weld or bolt it to a car.
>>12923785they bolt on Africarmor plating and stick a machine gun to it.
>>12923787and it won't matterwho gives a shit about old guns and cars? they're just machines.
>>12923798>>12923799i ci hope you're not playing anything about my waifu
>>12923782I sometimes have a glass of wine with food or cheese or a few drinks with friends, but i've never had a blackout. I don't see how it harms anyone, but of course, everyone needs to know what works best for them.
>>12923747>you will never be a long time pet, constantly on leash and collar, fed and loved by your caring master and unable to object to however he may want to use you or share you with his friends
I want to brutally fuck all the terrible self insert OCs
>>12923812You know we are. Go look up the Toyota War.
>>12923837I am amazed no not has drawn this pony lewd.
>>12923836;-;i hate this feel
>>12923836>>12923747This angers and disturbs me and I don't know why
>>12923828>I sometimes have a glass of wine with food or cheese or a few drinks with friends
>>12923837>your terrible self-insert OC will never be brutally fucked
>>12923616>Anon wake up in the midle fo the night on non pony world>Find Pinkie Pie sleeping on top of him>shrugs>hugs pony>goes backt o sleep
>>12923809i know its baitbut fuck
>>12923850Well that's just unrealisticWhere's the casual fingering?
Im going to bed Hopefully Ill dream of ponesLater all check my 4
>>12923850jokes on you I actually like that cause I'm hugging a pank plush right now.Good night scrubbles
>>12923868>Anon flicks pony's ear a little>the twitch, but smile and dont wake up all the wa>Scratches his howle hand deep in their mane and falls aslpp>very warm
>>12923846Maybe because you're a little too normal? Relax buddy, this isn't even the strangest fetish out there. If anything, BDSM is stranger and it's much more widely accepted.
>>12923747I'm too big to be a pet to a puny pony.
>>12923837But what about all the good non self insert OCs
>>12923868Pony has no vagoo
>you will never be a well known drawfag in mlpg>you'll always be in the background because you don't socialize in mlpg with your name on;_;
>>12923886BDSM is temporary. Very temporary.
Rarity never gets stuck at the side of the road, because although she is loath to get dirt under her nails, she actually knows quite a lot about cars. even though her father could never teach Rarity how to read a spread offense, or how to watch the quarterback's eyes, not his body, he resolved that he was going to pass on some fatherly knowledge, dammit. and it just so happened that their neighbors had some very iffy cars.she can take apart a car and put it back together. she just wishes she didn't have to get her hands dirty doing it.>mfw Rarity is pretty much an attractive, female James May
>>12923903How do you mean?
>no ASNYIP episodewell now i'm [sad]
the safety word is "ouch!"
>>12923907i'm trying to see itbut i can't reallyalso she has magic horn she doesn;t have to touch shit in her car dude
>>12923903Pet/owner is a part of BDSM actually, which means that usually the pet will have some sort of safe word if they don't wanna do some thing. It's a consensual thing.>tfw want to be someone's pet but dont look good enough and nobody will ever love you that much anyway
Fast ponies, slow anons
>>12923907I like to think she actually learned a bit or two about sports from her dadSometimes she goes to games with them and obliges him by wearing a big hideous hat resembling a cheese slice or something similar and cheering right along
>>12923916so then you'll be ignoring safety word?unf
>>12923898do it faggot!the worst thing that can happen is if you over-do it.speaking from experience
>>12923925if she has a car, she's a human. if she's a human, she doesn't have a horn. unless you're one of THOSE people.
Oh no, Pinkie got into the LSD
>>12923954>if she has a car, she's a humanstopped reading there
>>12923944well, we have already established that she loves Rasslin'.
What's the weirdest porn have you found in this fandom?
>>12923965AND SHE DIDN'T SHARE?
>>12923938There's a couple different kind of pet/owner relationships, so it's not that hard to just tweak it to how you want it to be between you and your partner. i like the concept of being essentially a sex slave pet to them, but them still being very caring and cuddly after whoring me out
>>12923975>"Oh Cenaaaaaaaa~!">"Cena, Darling!">"...">"HEY! CENA! WHO'S FUCKING YOUR WIFE TONIGHT?!"
>>12923914what a [shame]
>>12923988Yeah but my point was that it's not some non-consensual thing, and it's not like in the hentais where you just straight up get fucked into a pet or whatever. I mean that shit is hot to think about but it seriously almost never happens IRL. I think that's why that anon is "disturbed" by it.
>>12923965she should take shrooms instead
>>12924019Oh!Yeah it's definately a consentual thing between owner and pet. Sometimes they get treated roughly/in a non-consentual way, of course, but that's usually when the pet agrees to being treated that way before hand.
I wonder what it takes to turn a pony on, given how desensitized they are to nudity after being around it constantly since birth.
BOND WITH ME PONY
>>12924058lots of clothing being put on
>>12923993>she brings a sign with only one side written on>she manages to smuggle a marker in>mid-way through the show, she quickly scrawls on the blank side>DOLPH PLEASE HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND
>>12924050Now I'm just depressed because nobody will ever make me their pet. Thanks a fucking lot /mlpg/.
>>12924058Pheromones and breeding season
>>12924058winking, ear nibbles, boners, crotch sniffing. You know, what real ponies do.
>>12924058>Mount a pony>stright up penetrating them with everything you have>they turn over on their side relzed and turn back to give you a small kiss>"Good night>They fall asleep in a matter of moments>You ddint even start 10 seceonds ago
>>12923978i dont really know which i can consider the weirdest/cant recall it, but i sure know which one i hate the mosti wont say what is it though because mlpg is eating that beings shit up and asking for more
>>12924058Russian folk music
>>12924017that was a special pony car. we are talking about real-world human cars. just like that car they're trying to make for blind people isn't REALLY a car.
>>12924088I actually don't know what real horses do, outside of stallions cumming extremely fast.
>>12924101why dont you just talk to them
>>12924105This is a hypothetical future where the equestrian auto industry has taken off
Pony is sick, unfortunately it's terminal.You have the option not to tell her and keep her happy until she passes away suddenly, or you can tell her and cherish what few moments you have left together.Or the mystery box...Swap yourself for pony, you die.Also what do you say to her in her/your final moments?
>>12923978People having sex with ponies
If you are literally a couple pounds overweight according to the maximum height-to-weight chart for the USMC when you go to talk to a recruiter what will happen? Might they still send you to MEPS anyways or will they make you lose it first?
>>12924134>Swap yourself for pony, you die.I would do this.
>>12924147>>>/k/I mean seriously what.
>>12924123i doevery day
>>12924134"I'm going to ejaculate inside your corpse while it's still warm"
>>12924147If fat: Probably who knowsIf SWOLE: Welcome to the marines
>>12924105>car for blind peopleSo a taxi?
>>12924108Well I learned it all from how romance horses guide.I hope someone here has it
>>12924159why exactly do you hate them and also why do you continue talking to them if that is sois it a personal reason?
>>12924159but thinking about it those pics from ohohokapi or whateverhisface about trashcunts were pretty original
>>12924147I had a friend who's recruiter made him work out for a while before legitimately signing the papers and stuff. I don't really know for sure though because I wasn't paying close attention.
>>12924170What if you're too swole to control?
>>12924084>Otherwise rational ponies becoming overcome by their baser instincts and turning into temporary sex machines.The unfiest of unfs.
>>12924134>Mystery BoxScrew that pony! I wanna live
>>12924183because i have nowhere else to goalso truth is worthless
>>12924147Just take a massive shit before getting weighed, and don't drink or eat too much right beforeYour weight can fluctuate by a surprising amount
>>12924209the mystery box is better
>>12924170Unless I just let my gut hang out like a toddler I don't appear fat at all, and even if I do there really isn't much. I have plenty of muscle of me.
>>12924213what if its all a misunderstanding
Which mare would give the best reacharounds if she were a stallion?Which would laugh when you asked him to?
how hard should you hug a pony?I don't want to crush them
>>12924170>>12924194>>12924216Ooo, that last reply reminds me, what are the weighing/measuring procedures like? I imagine they strip you down to at least your boxers before doing either. A full set of clothes can weigh a good 5 pounds.
>>12924208>humans are like this all the time>ponies are baffled by our daily boners and unending desire to fuck each other
>>12924244does she remember being a mare?this is important
>>12924232Did you not hear me? Oh wait, it's text.I said that truth is worthless. I care not whether it's just a troll, a trillion monkeys on typewriters that just happened to come up with that or it's legitimate, a perspective of existing in a world where such things are even possible to imagine fills me with grief beyond belief.
>>12924244Rainbow dash would laugh and brag about he could get you off handsfree EASYthen would roughly mount you
ハッロ エブリポンヤンハーワ~ユー?ファインサンキューアイ ウィッシ アイ ワ~ ア バード
Is body powder supposed to make my dick shrivel like this?
>>12924281No. Congratulations, you have dick cancer.
>>12924244how do stallions give reacharounds
>>12924276>Rainbow Dash pushing his rough hooves into the back your neck, asserting his dominance
>>12924277two nukes werent enough
>>12924208I view them as being essentially human in terms of sex drive all year round, then one week, every single one of them turn ravenously horny and fucks everyone and everything.
This pony appears in front of you and casts a magic earth pony spell to make it rain right inside your room.She says "you're welcome" and awaits your response
>>12924277Tell your leader to unblock foreign IPs on 2chan please.
>>12924294shh, I contemplated this complication, but decided my dick wouldn't mind if I ignored it.
>>12924254No more than 15 psi, any more any you could cause permanent damage.
>you will never have big mac bend you over a cider barrel
>>12924303After spending some time around them, this affects you, too.
>>12924301Wouldn't the Deep Heat help relieve some of the pain though?
>>12924276>in the end you didn't cum>the only fluids that came out of you were rectal mucus and blood
>>12924311Isn't that a lot? That's like half of the pressure in a car tire.
>>12924277wut? can someone translate?
>>12924277>Harro Every Pong Yang Hawa - You? Fine Thank You Ai wicking system Aiwa - Abado
>>12924312But he probably wouldn't do that.He'd probably let the girl get on top so they'd be more comfortable and not have to worry about him putting all his weight on them, possibly hurting them.He's a very attentive and thoughtful lover like that.
>>12924305>pegasus>casts a spell>an earth pony spelltry harder/10
>>12924277Hello every ponyHow are youFine thank youI wish I was a bird
>>12924254I would hug cute pony until cute pony tells me to let go because I am hugging her too tight.
>>12924342If it works for earth ponies than it should work for her too right?
>>12924331>>12924332>HELLO EVERYPONYAN>HOW ARE YOU>FINE THANK YOU>I WISH I WERE A BIRD
>>12924336>>12924347>>12924352What if Big Mac was a kind, generous lover with girls, but fucked guys on the side and treated them like dirt, wrecking their asses and leaving them to finish off themselves?
>>12924324Pony is very elastic, although pony might find 15 psi uncomfortable.
>>12924336unless she asks for it rough.like Rarity does.
>>12924277>>12924356wwwwwwwww. I wish I had a pony
>>12924383nedroid is a funny webcomic.
>>12924370Nah, he might be a little rougher, but he'd still be generous and gentle.Blueblood on the other hand...
>all the good MMOs are dead>long live WoW clones
>>12924395What an ugly pony.
>>12924406>Blueblooddon't you fucking start
>>12924395FLUTTERBUTTER YOU WHORE KISS ME
>>12924363wait whatI have more questions now then before it was translated!
>>12924305Put my hands on my hips and lean in her direction>"oh you!"
>>12924378>>12924387>"heh. i make love to women. bitches like you, i just fuck."
>>12924417WHAT HAS BEEN DONE CANNOT BE UNDONE
>>12924301Trying to improve on the shape of caltrops is a futile endeavor.
What if your least favorite pony told you that she loves you?
do you like fish dicks? :]
which pone has latex fetish?
>>12924436SeeThat still sounds more like Blueblood.Though to be honest he probably doesn't "make love" to women either. or his definition of it means "I come, I go to sleep, and if they know what's good for them, the bitches are gone in the morning."
>>12924445WHERE'S MY FUCKIN MONTHLY RENT MONEY YOU HACK.
>>12924471Twilight. It's so much easier to clean up afterward, after all...
>>12924468well she's still pretty cuteI'd take her in and give her a warm bed and a food dish
>>12924436>"...I said, bitches like you, I just fuck.">"You ARE my bitch, aren't you...?">"Let me hear you say it."
I would eat Fluttershy's homemade butter
>>12924411didn't you hear the news? ASSFAGGOTS are the new MMO
>>12924500inb4 smegma fetishists
>>12924468I'd take my least favorite pony in my arms and love her back
>>12924500What, like, by itself? By the stick? That's disgusting
>>12924488does she just like to dress up in a suit, or does she go for the full BDSM?i vote the latter, because, as we have learned from so many German villains, cultured and intelligent people are BDSM fetishists.
>>12924517what about her front
>>12924524Pony is small, my arms are big enough for full circumfrence lovin'
>>12924101Holy shit, I know this isn't pony related but I just reversed search that image.This comic is hilarious, despite not knowing some of the terms it's still pretty funny so far.
>>12924523I like to think the bodysuit is more common than the full BDSM rig, but she enjoys both. The latter is just more of a sometimes fetish.
>>12924523I remember reading somewhere that politically/economically powerful people are more likely to have a fetish for being dominated, because their job involves having so much power over others and part of them craves having someone boss THEM around.
>>12924497oh god muh dick
>>12924483I'm sorry, but business has been slow. Is there any way I can make it up to you?
>>12924554I want to be a pet pony
>>12924549>mobile browser with tumblr
>>12924555Make me a pretty dress
>>12924303I like the idea that they'd be pretty casual about it, too. It's just a thing that happens, regardless of their normal personalities.>After spending some time in Equestria, you've gotten into the habit of discussing the local culture with Twilight.>One day, the topic of courtship and mating rituals comes up.>Twilight explains that it's mostly the same as human culture, with the exception of Estrous season.>You wonder how a studious, somewhat asocial pony like Twilight handles that kind of situation.>You ask her how she deals with it each year. A potion or spell to help manage the effects?>"Nah, I just fuck a bunch of dudes. I think I went through the library staff and half the castle guards last year."
>>12924565Me too, anon. Or a pony's pet.
>>12924497he doesn't just let you say it, though. he makes you say it with your mouth (and throat) full of cock. he makes you say his name, over and over and over again, until he can tell what you're saying. and wouldn't you know, he was finally able to hear you once he came inside your mouth and held your head down until you swallowed.
>>12924555Recite the toraThe whole thingon camera
>>12924577>implying she would say it like that>implying she wouldn't be embarrassed despite it being completely natural
>>12924577I really like it for the complete separation of having sex and actually loving someone. I really like the concept of people in a married couple fucking whoever, whenever without caring. Hel, it might be a conversation topic at dinner.
>>12924590holy shit my boner
>>12924590>cumming in your mouth>not having it rammed down so far it just pours into your stomach
I want to just sort of cuddle up with a pony and then leave when I get bored
>>12924471>>12924488>>12924541idk how you niggers havent mentioned ponka in her sneaking suit
MLPG I'm so hungry right now, I haven't eaten in two days and my money hasn't gone into my bank yet.I've been surviving off tap water for two days, I'm looking at my pony here and she's in the same situation here. She's sorta looking good, like good to eat
>>12924631go to sleep dotkwa
>>12924631Ponka aint for sexual anon
>>12924631>implying I would sexually worst pone
>>12924637>FluttershyDig in. Horse meat is fucking delicious.
>>12924589>You will never be turned into a mare>You'll never get captured by some random anon who also captured your waifu>Anon will never force you two to have hot pony sex just to win a pretty collar.
>>12924615and if you're a human, just think: you can spend all day grooming him. servitude isn't all about sucking cock and being a walking hole.
>>12924637Just drink her milkIt's all a growing boy needs
How are black people so good at doing this?
>>12924656>mareno thanks>forcedhaha whatever you say anon
>>12924685Are you talking about milk or "milk"
>>12924637Go outside, idiot.Pretty much every common lawn weed is edible and nutritious.>dandelion>white clover>thistles>plantain
>>12924703I think its just the juxtaposition of white eyes and black skin allowing the eyes to look even funnier. Same thing with their teeth.
>>12924637why dont you just steal a goddamn snickers or some shit jesustrust me when i say the cops arent going to chase a guy over a candy bar
>>12924712whatever pony is willing to feed you
>>12924710>not wanting to be a mare
>>12924703Their erect and flaccid lengths are equalHelps with heat dispersion and display of sexual prowess in a society that doesn't give a shit about clothes
>>12924678I'd rather be his fluffer
>>12924733I like having a dick, I just also like being somewhat feminine.
>>12924541"Oh, Celestia. Don't you just love the way it feels against your skin? It's so... kinky.">she had Rarity make an entirely-latex replica of her Gala dress
>>12924721>common lawn weed>plantainwhere the fuck do you live
>>12924710>he doesn't want to be turned into a qt marewhat the fuck's wrong with younext you'll say you want to fuck a human woman in a healthy monagamous relationship or some crazy shit
>>12924756well, that's enough internet for me tonight.
>>12924747Genus plantago, not the banana.
>>12924742>tfw starting to work towards becoming a trap
>>12924740there's not really a point to someone as virile as he is having a fluffer.
>>12924767I suppose as long as there's a steady supply of stallions, I can learn to live with it
>>12924742this is why being a little colt is the best. you could possibly even ull of looking like a little filly.
>>12924783Remember to post pictures of yourself in panties on /unf/
>>12924744I would definitely polish Twilight's flank.
>>12924742I wish I had the power to turn you into a pony, and then have a large group of anon's (no matter how fat and greasy) go at you until you enjoy it.Except EA, I want to be EA's pet pony.
>>12924802in due time
>>12924810stop turning me on
>>12924810>Except EA, I want to be EA's pet pony.So do I. Can we share?
>>12924605You're right, that's better.>You ask Twilight how she handles ...that time of the year.>"Well, um...I-I just sort of let it happen...">You tell her not to be so embarrassed, if that's how it is in Equestria, then it's perfectly natural.>"I guess that's true, but...uh, last year I might have let things get a little out of hand.">?>"I--I'd rather not talk about it.">...>"OKAY! IT WAS THE ENTIRE GRADUATING CLASS FROM THE SCHOOL FOR GIFTED UNICORNS!"
>>12924810i was the first one to ever ERP as EA's pet pony, so snack the crunch off?!
Funny thing is I could see myself trying to become friends with brae with the ultimate goal of fucking, then as we get to know each other I would forget about and everything seems as platonic as can be. Then during a bit of silence he blurts out "SO WANNA FUCK?" and makes me choke on an ice cube.
>>12924838you best learn to share, buddy
>>12924838>I was the first oneDoesn't matter, I'm the one who wants to be his pet pony more.Also, proof.
>>12924853...you'll never please master like i can anyway
>>12924849I wonder how Braeburned's really good friends feel reading that
>>12924862>tfw will never have a master to pleasefuck this gay earth
>>12924833>having that conversation>struggling to hide boneroh god what is going on in my head
>>12924862and you alone will never be as good as us together
I think I'm playing the cookie game too much...
>>12924870They likely know about his promiscuity and don't care.
>>12924862make it a competition
>>12924858his threadi mean i was the first one with him assuming the postion of the master and me as a ponebut i haven't for a long time. but i didn't just want to be his pet, i practically was>>12924872o-okay. let's share then>>12924884fair enough
>>12924849>you'll never become platonic friends with your favorite contributor>you'll never meet up at a con>you'll never start discussing fetishes in his room>he'll never suggest he'd be willing to try new things>you'll never act surprised, but go along with it>everything will never go according to keikakutranslator's note: keikaku means plan
>>12924862>tfw knew password to moms email>tfw went through her inbox>tfw she was cheating on my dad with some guy>tfw she called him master and shitUgh this brought back memories i long burried.
You're a UFC fighter walking up to the ring and they're playing a song you've selected loud as fuck over the speaker system.What is the song?
>>12924756if pegasi oviposited every week what would they do with uninpregnated eggs?would you eat fluttershy's scrambled eggs?
>>12924892a-are you sure
>>12924897>snoopingyou get what you deserve
>>12924900Giddy up giddy up giddy up up
do you think Shining Armor has anything of a dominating streak in him?
>>12924900WINTER WRAP-UP, WINTER WRAP-UP!
>>12924899because if you don't talk to your senpai, you will go crazy
>You'll never try to ration one cock with two other pony anon's.
>>12924931>winter warp up
>>12924934I'm not trusting anything with a facebook page
>>12924870Probably already fucking.
all this pet/master talk got me really hot and bothered who wants to ERP not on the forums you dumbass
>>12924930no, but I be Cadence does
>>12924903I recommend you spend a bit of time on Wikipedia at least, as it seems you failed basic biology.
>>12924930He's the captain of the royal guard.Fucking really, anonymous.
>>12924930cadence probably teaches him about the entire sub/dom thing and he grows to like it, but goes down to the doting husbando side of him when the sexy times are over, holding in his worries until the end when he just dotes upon cadence
>>12924977post your f-list
>>12924988He seems like a wimp
>>12924947i bet Cadence is submissive. she probably hides it, though, and only told him after they were married, since, y'know, no sex before marriage for the royals.he probably tries to humor her, but he's just too damn nice for his own good. he'd rather look her in the eyes than stand over her.i think we all know where this will end up. i think we all know who she'll end up with inside her.
>>12924985where did i fail?why douldnt pegasi lay eggs??
>>12925008All ponies must be pretty fucking wimpy if he's the captain, then.The strongest of the wimps.
>>12924900>WHEN I WAS>A LITTLE FILLY>AND THE SUN WAS GOING DOOOOWN
>>12924873>>12924850>Ask her when the next season's coming.>"Just under a week....It-It's already getting harder to focus on my studies."
>>12925007well ok you asked for ithttp://www.f-list.net/c/selenara/
>>12925020His position is just for show. He's a toy soldier.
>>12925024Well, uh. If you think I can keep up...
Would you like a tragic villain in the show MLPG?
>>12925024>"Am I on the list?">"Uh, well... I don't think you could... Y'know. Take it. I don't really want to break you."
>>12925038>ERECTED A BARRIER THAT NEEDED TO BE WEAKENED SIGNIFICANTLY JUST FOR THE ENTIRE CHANGELING SWARM TO BUST THROUGH IT
>>12925041>implying she won't use you up like a ragged towel in one day and then spend the rest of the estrus demolishing every stallion in town while you recuperate
>>12925038How incredibly stupid to have someone supposedly so weak in charge of national security.
>>12925007http://www.f-list.net/c/umber%20the%20ponyI'm not brae, just thought I'd post it for him as long as you're asking
>>12925053no, i just want Sombra but done right.
>>12925031>fave>world of warcraftcancer of the pornography industry.
>>12925053Sure, but I'm afraid if they made friends in the end, it would be rather lame
>>12924952>This music is so tou-hou xDHoly shit, I actually cringed for the first time my life.This is like saying skyrim invented RPGs
>>12925053And what would this villain be anyways?>>12925073He can die in the fire.
>>12925056yeah...see that's not really something a commander should have to do.A leader needs to be an inspiration for the troops, needs to know how to organize them, you know be a tactician.
>>12925074listen nigga you asked for an f-list. you dont get to judge the contents
>>12925031>created 4 months ago>updated 3 weeks ago>no info, images, or description(x) doubt
>>12925055But what if I want to be broken?
>>12925026>Rodrigo y Gabriela
>>12925056toy soldiers still learn how to fight. he's just lucky he's the brother of one of the most powerful mares alive today. magic runs in the blood.
>>12925031Shit, that name sounds familiar.
I want one person to not turn into a good guy by making friends.One instance where true friendship fails. One pony that manipulates and backstabs.I want that instance on my dick.I want to fuck babs seed
>>12925091Pony army is completely defensive and kind of lame overall
>>12925101It's going to hurt.
>>12925111wouldnt it be he is lucky to be his parents children?
>>12925111So he's not a wussy then.
>>12925097>Last online 2m agoNot really following the logic behind your doubt, there.
>>12925086>idea: oneyFuck, why am I slighlty less than surprised?
>>12925074Just wait, they'll add a My Little Pony tag soon enough.
>>12925097i updated it just for you anon, it's an anonymous fetish list, i dont want people to know who it ischeck now>>12925117i made it up for anonymous sake, if it's related to someone it's an accident
>>12925095I didn't ask, I was just sayingfuck world of warcraft.
>>12925126If the shield broke from a bunch of bugs smacking against it, I wonder what an artillery shell would do.
>>12925128Counterpoint: Lube, water, plenty of fruit, and the stack.
>>12925142Well, Selenara already sounds like any one of a dozen Night Elf females I've seen while playing WoW, so probably just a coincidence.
>>12925151Well to be honest the shield was already weakened. Chrysalis was probably draining Shining for days and he didn't refreshed it in over a day.
>>12925056This is what I hated about the Canterlot wedding.So the reason Shining Armour couldn't keep in touch with his sister is because of the strain of keeping up the shield which is in place because changelings are threatening to invade who are going to invade because of the wedding?I mean what the shit?
>>12925151Ponies wouldn't have to worry. They'd befriend humans in an instant and open up as many trade relationships as possible. Get as many expats between the two species as they can.They'd know one fuck up would mean extinction.
>>12925169>tfw ywn hear someone request Andrea Libman do this line>tfw ywn hear her say it
>>12925166It still broke from a bunch of changelings smacking themselves against it.
>>12925162>say I don't like something>edgyThat word has permanently lost all meaning and it is all your fault, anon.
>>12925175Surely world governments wouldn't be stupid enough to just hand over our technological advancements.
>>12925175And then the interspecies breeding begins
>>12925151Can we please please please do another thing of FUCK YEAH, HUMANITY I love it when you guys do that
>>12925162>that fucking quick battle fight against Edge master in SCV where he uses nothing except a Patroklos stylePain.
>>12925038>"Somethin' pretty and empty you put on a shelf because it looks good and you wanna show it off?">"Huh? Huh?">"I'm gonna get you to smile ONE of these days, Skips..."
>>12925183No, you said no one should like something because reasons.
>>12925162Hating WoW and the things related to it isn't edgy. It's mainstream. WoW a shit.
>>12925170ponies are kind of dumb>why the changelings would invade? where are they going to get that love?>maybe a wedding?>let's cancel the wedding>naw>weddings are 2cool>lets keep the wedding on the schedule
i also added an junk email to my list since someone whined
>>12925119>one truly evil pony>Pinkie believes she has turned him to good>he says he just wants friends>"wow, really?">"NO, YOU NUMBSKULL. I LIE. THAT'S WHAT I DO. NEVER TRUST A SMILING WOLF.">voiced by Henry Rollins
>>12925170There was no real reason given for him not staying in touch, the shield was a recent development.
>>12925205screeching about how much you hate it is pretty edgy. nobody cares if you think something mainstream is bad.
>>12925068>shining armor>in charge of national security>in charge of anything
>>12925202I didn't say that, I implied that it had become so cancerous due to its ubiquity. Quit putting words in my mouth, brony.
>>12925189Well seeing how they have time travel magic and memory restoring spells who the fuck knows what other kind of spells they have. They could have spells to make humans obedient pets and no one would know. I mean a pony unicorn diplomat enters the room, horn glowing because he's carrying a suitcase or something with Telekinesis and no one would suspect that actually he's also casting a spell.
>>12925157No, more like "broken bones" kind of hurt. The "death by crushing" kind.
>>12925199Love those two.
>>12925191>HUMANS CAN STERILIZE ENTIRE PLANETS BUT CHOSE NOT TO MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE THEY'RE NICE MOST OF THE TIMEFUCK YEAH
>>12925206thing is they didn't know that Changelings were invading. They just received a threat. That's all.
>>12925170Maybe Twilight should've gotten out of her library and visited her brother in the barracks once in a while?I mean fuck he's got a career and a schedule to keep. She's the one who's got fucking time to spare.
>>12924900It's a tie betweenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejSEOnaYekandhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZbL7PVGjqg
>>12925233Magical healing is a thing in Equestria. I'm willing to take that risk.
What kind of alloy do you think Shindig's armour is made from?
>>12925256It's plot armor. Duh.
>>12925235look at how broken that bat pony's hindlegs look.and now imagine what her dock must look like
>>12925191Is he okay?
>>12925256Gold because pony are not good at this
>>12925250>"Twily why don't you come visit me in the barracks anymore? All those years ago you suddenly stopped coming?>"I uh.. I don't want to talk about it..."
>>12925277there's also a lot of purple
>>12925231>use spells>others immediately recognize uncharacteristic behavior>immediate cutoff of any communication or relations with ponykind>aggressively retaliateThat would be a very stupid move.
>>12925287That's gold painted purple
>>12925256>>12925287Pure homotanium.With tublularite embossing.
>>12925246For a long time, humans survived by A) laying perfectly still in sub-zero temperatures for hours on end, waiting for prey to move into the proper position, before springing forth from the snow and going Saudi Arabia on their asses, or B) pointing at a specific prey animal like Babe fucking Ruth calling a home run, and chasing it down til its heart exploded.
>>12925295It's a rare alloy knows as purplium.
>>12925231>it was formulated based on human test subjects, entirely bronies>only affects one guy in the room>he has mild autism>everyone in the room giggles at the futile and obvious spellcasting>the spell was mostly unnecessary anyways>the ponies are so friendly and adorable that politicians trust them entirely>ponies are genuinely nice, if a bit sneaky and fearful>nothing bad happens
>>12925293A tribe of the most primitive proto-humans could beat the entirety of mankind if they had time travel and knew how to utilize it.
>>12925246Well, that would probably actually be the case. The planet wouldn't be turned into a crispy husk solely because of humanity's good will.Or because there's something we want on said planet.
>>12925293>implying they would change their behaviorJust make the other side a bit more willingly.And who would know? Till they figure it out what's happening it would be too late.
>>12925302>pointing at a specific prey animal like Babe fucking Ruth calling a home run, and chasing it down til its heart explodedfuck yeah, persistence hunting.
>>12925307no, it's painted. it's a metal called radicalium and it's color is sea foam green
>>12925287why the fuck is he wearing armor modelled after his little sister againthat he hasn't seen since she was a babyoh right because Hasbro have to remind you that he's her brother because she made no mention of him at all for two entire seasons and then suddenly one episode she has an entire song about how they were best friends forever and she loves her brother very much and he definitely wasn't introduced so they could sell a wedding playset or anything
>>12925317That's if magic would even fucking effect us in a predictable way.For all we know a spell like that would cause the targets head to explode or some shit.
>>12925337It's a lot like his own cutie mark.
>>12925284she was a (very) late bloomer, sexually. she wasn't comfortable with all the fantasies about her brother, one of the few males she's cared for deeply, that were suddenly assailing her every waking hour. the easiest way to pretend they never happened was to avoid him completely.
>>12925327Please suffocate on one.
>>12925337it's based on his cutie mark
>>12925346his cutie mark isn't purple or a star
>>12925302Actually, we started by eating old corpses. Then we decided to throw rocks at random herbivores and then run at the weakened animals until we caught the poor injured fuckers.After a few thousand years we started making them bleed out with sharper rocks, then sharpened sticks, then sharp rocks on sticks.Actually killing them on the first shot came much later.We never simply chased things down. We're too slow and weak for that.
>>12925313well not proto humans since just knowing where we will attack and our tactics won't be enough.but ponies are pretty close to us in terms of technology. Early 80's it seems. And they know what bullets and tanks are so yeah...They time traveling with that tech and magic is enough to fuck us over easily. >>12925342And why wouldn't it. It's magic. If it works on other species it would work on us too.
>>12925356It does have a star iirc
>>12925347I was just implying that she was raped in the barracks by some miscellaneous guards.
Goodnight, MLPG. Glory to humanity and ponykind.
>>12925357>We never simply chased things down. We're too slow and weak for that.well aren't you just wrong
>>12925363And we've already seen magic works on humans so
>>12925357but god damn were we persistent motherfuckers
>>12925363Maybe because those species actually live in a dimension where magic actually exists.We could have a violent reaction to it.
>>12925337You forgot that they had several more opportunities to make up for the weak and forced character introduction, and give us a reason to like him and his lovelyperfect waifu beyond "because Twilight likes them and we have no opinions of our own," and thoroughly bungled those as well.
>>129253120/10 not edgy and out of character enough
>>12925284>this>earlier twilight estrus talk>suddenly imagining the entire guard barracks in canterlot running a train on TwilightI'll be in my bunk.
>>12925377equestria girls aren't humans
Pony has a license to kill.
We don't have enough hypno art.
>>12925357>We never simply chased things down. We're too slow and weak for that.That's where you're wrong. We don't need speed, just excellent tracking. Chase them down until they die from exhaustion.
>>12925394good its a terrible fetish
>>12925357Thing is - we didn't HAVE to be fast to catch things by persistence hunting.Remember, the plains of Africa are a wide-open space - once the target started running, all we had to do was keep it in sight and maintain a steady jog after it.
>>12925385yeah wtf man>no wars of attrition>no magic vs. nukes and chemicals>no enslavement>no forced ponification>no genocide
>>12925389Human please. Magic works on you. Be glad you have hands.
>>12925389Close enough.>>12925381Magic didn't exist in the EqG dimension. Even if you consider them not humans they didn't have a violent reaction to it.Spells worked the way they were intended. Enslavement spell enslaved them. Demon transforming magic transformed them in demons.
If anybody posts anymore button's mom shit on their tumblr I'm unfollowing them, I don't care who it is.
>>12925390but does pony have a license to love?
>>12925394What mundane, non sexual activity would you hypnotize pony to perform mlpg?That you'd fap to inevitably anyway.
>>12925420thanks for the heads up
>>12925413Pony please, keep talking down to me I'm gonna have to choke a bitch.
>>12925419they were already demons
>>12925429that movie was so boringsame with Dune
>>12925388"Think ol' Shiny's ever gonna find out?""Pssh. She won't tell. Look at her."
>>12925419Well then fuck you, scorched earth policy, burn everything. OP horseshit deserves nothing. Let it burn.
>>12925394Wow, that picture is great
>>12925426>pony is into breathplay
>>12925436You've got terrible tasteBut Strangelove was Kubricks masterpiece
Humans would capture a few unicorns for their magic and then nuke the entire pony planet before they had a chance to realize what was going on.Years later humans would have blob shaped magic generators with pony DNA wriggling around in tanks and a very radioactive, very large gem mining operation
>>12925448Well then we're both happy. I got to choke a bitch, she got to get off to being choked like a bitch.
>>12925439Yeah that could work if we had a way to completely eliminate everything instantly but we don't and I'm pretty sure we wouldn't do that the moment we meet them.
>>12925436>not liking floating naked Sting
>>12925442cut that outthat's not even acceptable if you're trying to use it ironically
>>12925453i loved strangelove, but i think 2001 is kubrick-senpai's masterpiece.loved peter seller's performance
>>12925461Sounds about right. >>12925464I can't see world leaders just ignoring something that is obviously such a huge threat if magic is as OP as you make it out to be.
>>12925453>>12925455>THINGS ARE HAPPENING also psychic powers MORE THINGS ARE HAPPENING HERE'S A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ok the hal 9000 scenes were good HERE'S MORE UNCONNECTED STUFF WOO
>>12925461They would also have a handful of unicorn preserves to distract the public from their genocide. With non-functioning horns, of course.
>watching a show on cultural anthropology>large-scale tribal warfare developed almost entirely as a consequence of the domestication of the horse
reminder that the space program was shut down because it isn't profitable and that our species will die, cursing the stars for not increasing the numbers on our stock portfolio
>>12925066You could do it the other way around, too.>Twilight eventually gets up the nerve to ask for your help in keeping her under control during the estrous season.>You agree to...do what you can, but you're pretty nervous yourself.>End up staying up to late thinking about it and oversleep on the first day of the cycle.>As you approach the library, you notice several stallions passed out on the ground.>You knock and Twilight teleports you inside.>Under her.>"Oh Anon, thank goodness you're here...I thought I'd run out of new toys~"
>>12925489I thought we abandoned this argument in the end of the last thread.
>>12925474Kubrick is proof that sometimes aspies can do things right.
>>12925487Never underestimate the power of maneuverability.
>>12925490>realize the state of the stallions earlier>"I'm going to die"
What does Soarin' smell like?
>>12925475We wouldn't ignore it.But think of it like this.We wouldn't completely destroy them the second we meet themWe wouldn't know the power of magic in the first second we find out of it.We reach the point where we are sure about how OP ponies and their magic are sure at that point it would seem plausible. But by that point it would be too late.That's the problem.
>>12925477Go watch it again, fagetIt makes a lot more sense than you're making out
Tim Tams are shit
>>12925496at first i thought that was a metapod