>>12912658
Dash teaching Twily the finer points of flying

I want the potheads to leave
also are we hats tonight?

I want to see ponies. Possibly flying ponies. I like those kind.

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>>12912658
Dosho singing and going sanic fast

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>>12912679

>>12912658
Generally, I'd like the opening two parter to be good

>>12912658
Hooves don't bend like that. That picture is fucking ugly.

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Pony isn't pony.

>>12912695
lewd Dosh when?

>>12912698

>"Hi Anon! I made us some breakfast!"

>>12912658
A Dash song, and AJ actually getting character developement

>>12912658
First off, ponies of course.

Second off, I hope that they do something neat with discord. Or have him show up to banter about something.

>>12912719
>you're plates over there
>there are 2 pancakes on it

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>>12912711
>having butterflys as a CM, not moths

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>>12912732

>you're

>>12912698
That wouldn't work, the bottom pancakes would get crushed by the weight on top of them.

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Four fingered hand throwing up the sign of the devil

>>12912742

this is my new favorite image

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>>12912698
>all those pancakes

>>12912747
i really don't know how that happened... i think i actidentally hit an apostraphe and thought that was the your i wanted, so i made it you're instead of your

>>12912742
That's amazing

>>12912723
>AJ actually getting character developement

How about....Apples?

>>12912777
would you fuck the pancakes?

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>twilight is the Villain for S4 ending 2 parter
>SA and Candyass show off their new filly kid(but for some reason it is CMC age)
>Discord does a cameo in helping the CMC
>FS and Dash give a talk to scoots about her disability
>PP invites the apple family to help save the rock farm
>Twilight somehow travel's back to relive Celestia's past memories with NMM Celestia, Celestia turns out she was an arrogant attention whore and left luna to become NMM
>Twilight revisits her parents/parents day episode
>Trixie turns out to be a regular BG pony
>some small reference to EqG

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>>12912719
Why do all these ponies keep trying to make me breakfast

>>12912747
Its your're.

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Twily learning to fly please.

PLEASE.

>>12912809
>>some small reference to EqG
FUCKING DROPPED

>>12912804
No anon, I wouldn't fuck the pancakes

I would make love to the pancakes

>>12912821

I wonder what each pony's favorite breakfast would be.

>>12912821
They also fight over who gets to feed you.

>>12912747
That fucking dog. I almost choked

>>12912809
>scoots
>not flying at the end of that episode
i think it would be pretty ballsy to actually make her crippled

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>>12912828

>>12912821
>Fluttershy makes you breakfast.
Horse Tranquilizer is sitting on top of your omelet.

>>12912809
>Discord does a cameo in helping the CMC
>THANKS FOR FREEING ME FROM MY ETERNAL STONE PRISON, KIDS!!

a man should take pride in his reaction images

>>12912842
And then you'd leave them 5 minutes later when a plate of waffles show up.

>>12912865
>You eat it anyway

>>12912842
Appledan, you cannot wiafu food now!

>>12912865

Oh, man, this takes me back...

>>12912854
Which of course means she won't be.

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>>12912873

>>12912884
Like always they took something fun and simple and turned it into the monster it is today.

>>12912809
>Discord does a cameo in helping the CMC
I would honestly love the shit out of this.
They're trying to go about their business of trying ridiculous shit to get their cutie marks, and he follows around behind them, amused at how crazy the things that they're trying are. Could even spin it into a moral that they don't need to go to extremes to try and prove themselves.

http://askmaresombra.tumblr.com/

>>12912879
Otto, please.

>>12912894

what if she gets magictech flying equipment like Tank?

http://derpibooru.org/403095

>>12912844
AJ would probably like oatmeal, on an exciting day she'll add tiny tiny apple bits and some cinnamon to it. Practical, simpe, quick, and filling

>>12912854
>implying she isn't just falling with style

Or what I fear most, she makes some kind of jetpack and flies. Which would be an obvious shout out to that Scoot comic

which pony is the best kisser?

>>12912923
oatmeal are you crazy?

>>12912909
I like this plan.

>>12912883
You wanna bet?
>>12912874
>a plate of waffles
disgusting

>>12912835
>Twilight can't fly
see! i told you MMC wasn't canon!

>>12912913
It's funny, the art style reminds me of Rei's.

>>12912844
Dash - Lucky Charms with most of the actual cereal picked out
Fluttershy - toast, curds and whey, hot tea
Rarity - a "croissant" which she always pronounces with that haughty french accent
Applejack - Apple Pancakes, bacon, and eggs
Twilight - PowerPony multigrain bar and a coke
Pinkie - Raw brown sugar from the little packets

>>12912865
>Horse Tranquilizer is sitting on top of your omelet.
>you stare at it, blatantly sitting on top and not disguised in the least
>stare at her
>"It's... butter?"
>"...Flutterbutter?"

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/125252/1/come-in-for-the-cold-or-beating-the-heat/brrrr

>darf actually wrote something that ISN'T vomit inducing

>>12912947
Snips

>>12912964
>bacon
nigga please

>>12912964
>applejack
>not grits

>>12912909
>Discord visits
>Gives them the cutie marks they wish for
>They realize they hate it
>Beg discord to take it away
>Says he really can't reverse the spell until they <do some dumb self finding BS>
>Discord eventually removes the spell

IAMOKAYWITHTHIS

>>12912658
Full penetration.

I just....I just want Shining Armor to impregnate me, okay? That's all!

>>12912964

I can tell Fluttershy is your favorite

>>12912964
>implying Dash wouldn't have the healthiest breakfast of all the ponies

>>12912964
>Dash - Lucky Charms with most of the actual cereal picked out

That fucking bitch!

>>12912978
I mean why does she keep all those pigs around

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>>12912978
pony is carnivore

>>12913002
redive pls
you're in a relationship already

>>12913002
Thats either really gay, or really hot depending on who you are

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>>12912964
>Dash
>mostly Lucky Charms's marshmallows
Ahaha, that's perfect.

I fear for Twilight's and Pinkie's health though

>>12913010
To find truffles.

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>>12913004
Actually Dash is, I just like to pick on her

>>12912964
>Rainbow Dash
>Anything but Wheaties

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>Swiffer pone will never clean your house

>>12912992
Ooh, I like that as well.
I just like the idea that the extremes they go to to get their marks are crazy and inventive enough to amuse him.

>>12913024
Pone needs the extra calories to fuel that brain

>>12913048
>rainbow dash
>brain

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>>12912873
>my face when people don't take pride in their reaction images

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>>12913037
>But the brown sugar is healthier right?

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>>12913066

seriously

why even browse 4chan without a folder full of primo reaction images

>>12913039
why is she so fun to tease?

>>12912921
Kayla na a shit

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>>12913066
>my reaction image when reaction images

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>>12913090

>>12913002
same

>>12913094
I feel like she would react the most to it but deep down know you're only joking.

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What would kill S4 for you if they "went there" in the next season.

Humans or EQG is brought into active topic

>>12913148
Did you mean to post that image?

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>reading through local job ads
>see a farm close by is looking for someone to wash horses and assist in breeding
>$16 an hr
>no experience required

oh geez i am seriously considering it

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>>12913123
>my reaction face when that feeling you get when pony reaction images

>>12913042
>You will never have an army of thing pones to help you with cooking, cleaning and personal hygiene

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>>12912913

Funny enough, I'm actually staring at her tumblr right now.

Those eyes... would waifu if hadn't already waifu'd KING Sombra.

>>12913114
She's a terrible person but no one else draws delicious TwiSombra.

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>>12913086
Perhaps, but I don't think they're a proper meal for breakfast....

>>12913094
Imagine if she got all puffy when she gets angry. She would know that it's just a joke but she would be too prideful to let it slide.

>>12913148
i have no hopes or expectations for s4.

>>12913162
>not having a bed pony to sleep in
>not having a house pony to live in

>>12913162
>they all do it because they just want your praise

>>12913156
>so anon what do you do for a living
>I JERK OFF HORSES YOU DUMB BITCH
>o-oh uhh I need to leave now
> ">2013 not jerking off horses for 16/hr"

Good job mate

>>12913010
To eat the corpses of ponies who ask too many questions.

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>>12913167
tfw 6% waifu material

>>12912844

>Twilight: Toasted Trottingham Muffin with fruit jelly, plain oatmeal, tea
>Fluttershy: Granola with dried fruit and a glass of carrot/fruit juice.
>Rarity: Omelette, yogurt with fruit preserves, Prench-Press coffee
>Applejack: Oatmeal with cinnamon and dried apple bits or grits with butter; eggs and hashbrowns; apple juice or hot apple cider when the weather is cold.
>Pinkie Pie: Pancakes with butter, syrup and fruit preserves; orange juice.
>Rainbow Dash: Oatz with banana, peanut butter and protein powder, and a fruit and yogurt smoothie.

>>12913169
>Imagine if she got all puffy when she gets angry.
my heart
she really is top pon

>>12913219
Goddamn those ponies can eat

>>12913224
unf

>>12913156
>Twilight falls in the book pit and has to read her way out

>>12912903
>Deadpool fucking Pac-Man.gif

>>12913156
>no experience required for 16/hr
FUCKING DO IT

>>12913248
>Not as bad at the pit with the wall of dicks.

>>12913224

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fntPWRX0VI

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>>12913156

>>12913038
Thank you, Ms. Faust

If I were a better mathematician and had the time I'd calculate the optimum order of upgrades in Cookie Clicker.

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>>12913253
New filename acquired.

>>12913258
rarity you can just climb out, you need to jack off each dick

>>12913256
cleaning stalls and shoveling horse POOP is another part of the job though

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>>12913167
>>12913213
I'm getting mixed results here

>>12913289
Why are Deadpool gifs so mesmerizing

>>12913324
Between shoveling actual shit and dealing with posting figurative shit, I choose the former.

>>12913300
that makes sense, because you can't pass through if they are all erect

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>>12913300
It's tricky because you have to stroke the dicks enough to get them hard to use as a grip but if you stroke it too much it'll spurt and go soft and you'll fall.

>>12913234

Those seem like reasonable breakfasts to me.

Although I would think that Pinkie would just clear out anything in the Cakes' "baked yesterday" case that hadn't been sold, or was starting to get too stale.

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>>12913326

>>12912658
I want Nightmare Moon to wins this time and if she doesn't I want Luna to actually have to go through some heavy shit with Celestia and their subjects

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>>12913324
Shovel it up w/ ur mouth reckt

You can always sell excess horse cum to bronies for like 50 bucks an ounce or some shit. Don't horses almost ejaculate a litre? so you would be fucking rich

>>12912658
Political factions. All Game of Thronies like.

>>12913428
Like in Hearth's Warming Eve?
I always thought that there should be some more race arguments but maybe that's something the writers are trying to avoid,

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Which pony would be happy about butt stuff?

>>12913409
>you will never cum a litre inside your waifu

>>12913501
I dunno, Sweetie Belle

>>12913501
that one
she does love anal sex the ost, after all

NOT A TREE DASHIE!!

I really like ponuts. Big fat ponuts.

>>12913409
>Don't horses almost ejaculate a litre?

No, they don't.

Half a cup.

>>12913324
I've cared for horses before, it's bad but not really that bad. Definitely worth $16/hr if you have no better prospects.

>>12913526
Fanon starts breaking off here, esp in fanfictions. Some people fancy AJ with the biggest butt, while others fancy Twilight. I'd have to say Twilight myself, but i'm not sure any of them would be willing to talk about it.

>>12913409
>250ml

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>>12913534
>ponuts

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>>12913534
aw heck yea, me too!

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>>12913409

>>12913539
100ml is alot

>>12913581
What's wrong with Dash's eyes?

>>12913409
>sell excess horse cum to bronies
i'd expect to read this sarcastically on /co/, not seriously in here.

>>12913564
Posting the same thing over and over doesn't make it funnier

>>12913590
Aww yeah, we doin some measurements n shit tonight

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>>12913526
>she does love anal sex the ost
>Anal Sex: The OST

>>12913581
>tfw dedandhat tesses us

>>12913528
horrible song.

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>>12913607

>>12913596
I wish we were on co where everything was ironic

>>12913601
http://i.imgur.com/zn8J0aa.jpg

>>12913601
I thought Candlejack was hilarious by now

>>12913607
>*squish* *squish* *squish*
>*toot*

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>>12913607
>hasn't heard of anal sex the ost

>>12913528
i loved the epic brony reference in hurrican fluttershy! brohoof my brony /)

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>>12913615
how do you know i wasn't quoting the show?

>>12913526
>>12913601

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>>12913510
Not with that attitude you won't

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>>12913601
I'm a total slave for DONKEY COCKS!

>>12913601
No, what makes it funny is your autistic reaction to it

>>12913669
>le blooregard q. kazoo face

>>12913647
You just said it yourself.

>>12913628

How dare AA whore himself out to bronies and their fetish shit like that

I am so angry right now

grrrrr

>>12913601
__ autism

>>12913679
Shh, it's okay anon, one day you will be funny

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>>12913581
>aw yea gurl

>>12913669

What about zebras
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4WP0wHcVg

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>>12913669
>tfw I can't swallow pills without gagging on one.
>Every time.

>>12913712
http://img.pr0gramm.com/2013/04/1365050238444.gif

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What would Pinkie and Fluttershy's baby be like

Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?

>>12913633
>tfw girl farts hard when you are fucking her because she's been holding it in and didn't want to ruin the mood but you are pounding too hard and it slips out
Real sex has some funny stuff.

>>12913700
Wait, AA drew that?

>>12913717
You know you can just pop the capsual and take it with yogurt right?

>>12913628
that's hilariously bad

>>12913712
>You will never be that mare

>>12913754
no

>>12913717
Have you tried putting them in your mouth, sipping some water, then jerking your head back so that they shoot to the back of your throat, and then swallowing?

>>12913700

What the fuck are you talking about?

>>12913754

Does it look like AA drew it?

>>12913733
Adopted

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>>12913739
Twilight

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>>12913759

>>12913669
>any sort of drugs
no

>>12913669
>tfw supplements are way too expensive
>tfw not feeling spurty enough

>>12913746
>farting in gay porn but they're too busy fucking to care

>>12913694
i don't catch your drift

>>12913767
Sometimes I get that gag reflex when the fucker hits my tongue.
It SUCKS!

>>12913788
Nigga what?

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>>12913042
>you will never use Swiffer pone's Wet Jet

>>12913781
are you a dog?

>>12913768

He drew Swifferpony first.

>>12913042

Therefore, that picture is his fault.

>>12913804
They are drugs

>>12913792
The stack only costs like 100 bucks for 3 months bro

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>>12913801
I guess your stuck with the yogurt trick then.
I used to do it with applesauce when I was little.

>>12913766
Did...did he pay for that?

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>>12913788

>>12913788
champions don't do drugs.
unless they're fun or useful without wrecking you

>>12913821
no

>>12913815
Literally everything is a drunk if you break it down far enough. Also most of those are actually good for you assuming you exercise a bit

>>12913839
Is exactly why I don't take any sort of pills

>>12913817
exactly

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>>12913839

>>12913814
MLPG came up with swifferpony, therefore it is your own fault.

>>12913798
This one time I was fucking and pulled out and then sneezed at the peak of orgasm. The cum shot up several feet and splattered on the headboard of the bed.

>>12913850
but pills are an excellent way to get the nutrients you otherwise wouldn't be getting unless you eat perfectly every day

>>12913821

I don't have enough money to pay my bills at the end of the month. Why would I pay someone to draw that?

>>12913808
Isn't there a comic where Anon just squeezes her belly and she squirts out fluid like a squirt bottle?

From her mouth.

>>12913871
ask wolf nanaki

>>12913870
Still drugs.

>>12913814
That...is the dumbest argument.
You may as well blame RCH for coining the pony in the first place.

I just banged my foot and my fingers are bleeding a little but it's okay.

>>12913871
Don't lie. All this art over the years has just been a giant ploy to pay for some mediocre ponysmut.

>>12913889
i accidentaly cut off the tip of my finger last saturday TOP THAT

>>12913865
humans bodies are weird

>>12913885
Soda contains caffeine which is a drug. Your point?

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>>12913889
Would you let Flutterpire suck on your fingers a bit?

>>12913889
I once punched a guy so hard he got his period.

Did Nanaki and GG ever recover from homelessness? Or are they still posting from the public library?

>>12913900
I miss having a girl to experiment with.

>>12913898
That reminds me of when I used to raid back in WoW, our Main Tank accidentally cut his finger off while he was cooking and had to quit. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

>>12913601
I hope you get slapped with a futa mare cock

>>12913906
I would because she looks so good in that pic.
yellow horse is worst horse anyway

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>>12912658
Derpy.

>>12913906
y'know, she's not a demon of the night....
i would like to be a demon of the night!

>>12913905
Yeah, I don't drink soda or coffee

>>12913925
me too

>>12913928
I have that phrase filtered, how'd you do that

>>12913898
that sounds like a story! how did it go?

>Swiffer pony.
>Nobody is posting any images.

>>12913939
m-maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight
mom and dad don't have to know

>>12913938
Okay, testosterone is a drug. What is your beef against drugs, so long as you manage them and don't tell them control you where is the fault

>>12913874
If there is I need to see it

>From her mouth
but that's not fun

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>>12913958
I only have 2 and this was done by Jessy

>>12913958
bullshit, nobb's innawoods

>>12913962
The fact that I'm using them.

>>12913980
God dammit, stop using that word.

Say 'no one'.

>>12913969
look at dat ass
sheet nigga

>>12913926

There was this famous player in Runescape that reached max first and then died a little bit later.

He's got a statue of his player character in game now.

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>>12912658

Simply put, Discord, Luna, Twilight. Done in one.

I'm not getting my hopes up, but if Changelings and Griffons got expanded in the canon or seaponies returned, I would be extremely pleased.

>>12913959
I am almost to the point where I'm just gonna break and fuck a gay friend of mine. I don't even find men attractive but I'm tired of being alone.

>>12913968
It's around.
She goes 'fisk!'

>>12913940
nothing your filter sucks

>>12913943
nah, it was just a small chunk, no bone.
>>12913926
i couldn't play RO properly for a day or 2

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>>12913969
Aw, that's adorable.

>>12913995
you're not the boss of me now
and you're not so big

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>>12913958

>>12914001
Look at that rape face.
>You gonna get dusted!

Seriously, Jessy made her scary.

>>12913983
The body is ran from a bunch of chemical reactions. Whether it's natural or not doesn't matter.

>>12913958
There aren't a lot of images, or if there are I haven't seen them

The ones I have were already posted

>>12914013
Been there. Luckily haven't done that,because he talks like a chatterbox and everyone would have known it

just

just get in shape okay
and thne go talk to girls

>>12914013
i'd tell you not to, but i'm just projecting. Do whatever.

>>12914035
scary sexy you mean

>>12914043
To me it does, and I don't want ingest drugs.

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I'm really curious, please give me a list of the things you filter.

>>12914066
Fuck off

>>12914093
BCS

>>12914053
Getting girls isn't the problem. It's that they all want a guy to be with them forever and ever and I don't want a lifetime companion.

>>12913746
>>12913865

Sometimes I think it'd be fun to see stuff like this in ponywaifu/personhorsewaifu greentexts. Maybe it's not the best for fetishy fantasy stuff, but it could make some fun or touching moments.

>Fluttershy
>You have to stop because you knocked your head on the wall really hard
>She spends the whole night cradling you and apologizing, even though it's your own damn fault

>Rarity gets cum in her hair
>laughs it off outwardly while she screams internally, wondering how she's going to get it out
>You do the same

>Heavy petting with Applejack in the hayloft
>Lay her down on the floor
>look to your right
>Holy shit holy shit there's a a huge rat RIGHT FUCKING THERE
>Both of you NOPE your way out of the barn, half-dressed

>>12914045
>There aren't a lot of images
Booo!

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>>12914028
I love those two.

>>12914093
/meem/i
/may may/i
/maymay/i
/Weekly reminder/i
/pedo/i
/Remove your name/i
/^>>12093140\n👍 Liked\n💙 Favorited\n✓ Subscribed$/
/^Daily reminder that Jessy takes 6 feet$/
/^Why didn't you save her\?$/
/Popularfag/i
/Degenerate/i
/Threadly reminder/i
/chistery shitposting/i
/pothead/i
/Degeneracy/i
/the worst fetish ever/i
/glorified OC/i
/Daily reminder/i
/IMGUR->Picture script/i

>>12914093

>>12914111
someone posted an article here a few days ago that explains that girls "don't want marry every guy they sleep with" and to stay away from guys who think they do

>>12914093
BCS

>>12914093
That's just kind of indirectly asking for terrible conversation.
If you really need help just ask

>>12914128
>you'll never be hit on by a confident mare
sigh...

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>>12914100
>>12914101
oh wow. That's gold.

>>12914093
http://pastebin.com/TbfcnBbK

>>12914132
>filtering a post number

👍Liked
💙Favorited
✓Subscribed

>>12914132
>D__ aily reminder that Jessy t___ akes 6 feet

what's that I wanna know

>>12914111
>It's that they all want a guy to be with them forever
huh. never had that problem.

>>12914118
that seems like a good idea,anon.

>>12914161
I didnt even know it looked like that, that's the problem with filtering from the drop down menu
>>12914183
one of NBS's catchphrases

>>12914152
>you'll never be hit on
worst feel.

>>12914226
>that's the problem with filtering from the drop down menu

He really needs to fix that. The "filter comment" option should actually work for comments and not include the post number.

>>12914226
Oh I see.

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would you be a model for rarity in her fashion show

unf

>>12914233
i usually just ignore it because autism

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>>12914267
>He has autistic people hit on him.

>>12914093
/^!TOFUo.TEx2$/

>>12914265
>password wasn't unf

are you even fucking trying

>>12914256
>with only 5 other people to talk to.
there really is only 11 people here.

>>12914279
>NO EYES

>>12914279
No, I'M autistic, i ignore it because it would never go anywhere

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I've never filtered, and don't think I need to. If I did, I'd get curious to what was being filtered and check to see what it is anyway. I just ignore things I don't like.

>>12914279
WHERE ARE HER EYES

>>12914256
Joke's on you. I also talk to five other people on another board and watch anime.

Guys.

Let's report BCS so she can get banned again.

>>12914234
>>12914234
If you focus on this post, she'll be ded

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>>12914313

>>12914145
I don't understand. I know girls like that exist, but they are usually crazy or something.

>>12914313
over yonder