"Because this is literally the only pony pic I have on my computer that isn't porn" edition.old horse >>12876231So, how's the horse?
>>12883126Until then I carry a mirror around every corner and stay against the wall.
>>12883126What's the difference between giggling and chortling?
>>12883126Tell about her, please!
>>12883152giggle: heeheeheechortle: hoohoohoo
>>12883159>filenameBut that's wrong.
>>12883152she flaps her lips when she chortleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQb1sSZnlU
I have this in my not porn folder, here you go OP
go OP go
>>12883208what the shit
Guys I think I ponied too hard. I burned out my pony gland, I don't think I have long left.
>>12883249Stay with us bro! there's still much to pony!
>>12883249you will be missed
>>12883249Go to the hospital anon they have treatments
>>12883249Have one to cuddle you.
>>12883248thank you i did not have a pony of thisnow i do and i am a very happy brony
>>12883155She's a wily one.
guys, what's the quickest way to feel better about my looks?
>>12883249Here. The first one's free.
>>12883301That would never get colored.
Pinkie is calling you, she wants you to check out her butt while she wiggles it.
>>12883322so color it yourself
Can't stop thinking about Donkey dicks!
>>12883314>acute levels of toleranceI laughed
>>12883310find a mirror room"you look great in all of them""all the mirrors shatter!"
>>12883310No idea. I'll get back to you once I'm uglier.
your fourth-favorite pony has confessed her love to youdo you reject her and hold out for your favorite, or do you return her feelings?
>>12883319how very purrrrfect of you
>>12883338You should go find some donkey dicks.
>>12883354that was terribleyou ruined it
>>12883330Did she say so or is she implying sodid she wink at medid she smile at medid she acknowledge me?Then yep.
>>12883330LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW I WAS ALREADY LOOKING THE ENTIRE TIME
>>12883319>>12883354Stop this right meow
>>12883330Tell her that her colonoscopy would go much more smoothly if she stopped jiggling all over the place
>>12883346well if you look good why are you here?
>>12883347Uh... Fluttershy... I already have a special somepony...
>>12883339Also>0.4% Lysergic acid dyethylamideis LSD
>>12883376I don't think you're read the claws of my MLPG contract
would you touch pony's big wiener?
>>12883314>Oral use only...Fuck.
>>12883419only with pony's permission
>>12883419Yes. And I'd add ketchup and mustard to it.
>>12883425nothing tells you you can't try anally!
>>12883395Surely you must be kitten me
>>12883445Let's just paws this for now
hey I just did a one-handed pushup sessionnice.
>>12883383>RarityEh... I'd fuck her, I guess.
>>12883445no i'm happy but it's whatever you pawfur to post
>>12883425Be careful, a pony enema might increase your Blood Pony Ratio too fast.
>>12883485are those harder or easier than clapping push ups
>>12883474Don't worry, you can whisker your secrets into my kitty ears
>>12883505>>12883474I don't know man, I'm feeline like I'm on a good run here
>>12883310make an effort to improve themstop looking at yourself in the mirror so fucking much, thats for fags
>>12883438What about chili, onions, relish, etc.?
>>12883525dunno, never tried them. By the sound of it I'd smash my neck on th floor if I tried them.
>>12883545>stop looking at yourself in the mirror so fucking much, thats for fagsbut-how can I know I look good if I can't check
>>12883314>acute levels of toleranceOh shit.
>>12883525huh, i dunno, lemme try real quick-results: ONE HANDED IS MUCH HARDER
>>12883556Eh. You can do whatever you want with your wiener.
>>12883587But I thought it was pone's wiener.
>>12883568just stop worrying about. If you're making efforts to improve, you will be loooking better anyway
What should I get at the bookstore?
>>12883576are you surebecause I tried it and god I'm glad I was doing thjat on a mattress because I fell face first
>>12883243what is this
>>12883597Exactly. Do whatever you like to pone's wiener.
>>12883636I think that's an image by ratofponi
>>12883330> High school was seven years ago> the chances of meeting anyone nearly as bubbly at 25 is significantly diminished, those who would have been seven, eight years ago have dull and listless eyes
>>12883613Hang out in the manga/comic section and hit on anyone that walks in, awkwardly and totally clueless. When they walk away ask them who their favorite pony is.
>>12883310wear a fedorainstant style
>>12883624I pick it up
>>12883624Uh, hello Pinkie.Again.Stop calling me.
>>12883636http://i.imgur.com/yHFnR8n.png5 seconds with GIS
>>12883372Did anyone make a decent Pinkie/Twilight fanfic?
>2013>down with MolestiaIt took bronies that long?!
>>12883687It's not the bronies, it's the social justice weeniesnow shut up about it
>>12883330Ok Pinkie, now just hold the phone up to your butt
>>12883672I'm only censoring it so I don't get banned
>>12883692no, it's broniesthe love and tolerance anti-porn/fun bronies from ponychan
>>12883687Oh, and that little ray of hope that this fandom had any redeeming quality is gone.
did we win the soccer match for teh 4chan cup?????
>>12883718You know those bronies are why JJ hasn't drawn anything actually explicit right? They are the typical reddit-tier edgy fags who claim to be progressive but love rape jokes.
>>12883718OF COURSE IT'S PONYCHANnow i get itfucking ponychan soccer mom derpy censoring bullshit
>>12883728Seth pls, keep your shit to your shitty blog
>>12883728/mlp/ won the babby cup.
>>12883748summer cup is going on now
>>12883742>JJ hasn't drawn anything actually explicitHe's drawn plenty of explicit, even of ponies
Can't stop thinking of Human penises!
>>12883766I know he's drawn pony genitalia on a couple of pieces but has he ever done it explicitly and not just...there?
>>12883766>even of poniescalling bullshit
>>12883775Find some human penises then.
>>12883728but /co/ hasn't played yet XD
>>12883761is /mlp/ going to win that?
>>12883786That is explicit. Not intercourse, but it's explicit.
>>12883766>>12883786He has never drawn actual genitalia
>>12883775Into the gay bar you go!
>>12883624Her ringtone would be the pinkie pie Sgap song
>>12883805>>12883825It's about as explicit as drawing a naked model.
>>12883839and i mean my ringtone for when she is calling
>>12883828Yes, he has. On a few gift pieces.
>>12883813We'll have to seehttp://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=2013_4chan_Summer_Cup#Matchday_1
>>12883873No.If she saw my cock she would laugh herself to death.
>>12883873Yeah, it's a little spectacular, isn't it?Don't be shy, it doesn't bite. It does however spurt.
>>12883873So she's trying to see how far she can stretch her jaw, right?
let's be honest here, if you didn't like equestria girls you probably didn't like the actual show that much anyway and was just in it for the fandom
>>12883873Yes, be afraid.
>>12883601i did 2 and then fell on my face
>>12883912You forgot to add "shit posters" or "circle jerk" there.
>>12883775This is a horse of unending human lust
>>12883947She just really likes likes you.
>>12883786I don't think so. He's drawn nudity/genitailia, but not intercourse with them visible
>>12883947GOD that's cute
>>12883947No, Pinkie Pie is only a total slave for donkey dicks. get it right.
>>12883943Entrance to America has been denied. GLORY TO AMERICA
>>12883990but what about all the fat people here
>>12884019our bellies push us up, get gud scrub
>>12883525>>12883576One handed is about core strength and balance more than arm strength. Something which I'm sure 99% of the people here don't work.
my mom just gave me a handjob
>>12884089grossare you a pony
>>12884096No, but I want to be.
>>1288408099% of most people don't
*spurts cum on everyone in this thread*
>>12884089Button go to bed.
>>12884108I thought this only happened in the Navy.
>>12883895i want to pat all those ponies on the butt>>12884089nicedetails?
bat pony general has hit peak autismthey're discussing suicide
>>12884155How's that different from MLPG
is there a download of all the songs so far? I think the last DL I got had up to Babs
>>12884232no there isn'tgo away
>>12884127After convincing her that I need it, she told me to unzip my pants.She said I'm bigger than my dad.I came buckets, but she said she's never doing that again.
>>12884232Google it yourself.
>>12884240>convincing her that I need iti need to know a lot more about this partalso the hj partwhere did she let you spewdid she look cutewhat was her technique and how did it feeldid you get to do anything to herdo you want to do more in the futurewe need to know my good man
>>12884317why's this little fucker gotta look so much like my ocit's been messing with me ever since that animation came out
>>12884317She's 58 year old overweight woman, she's not cute but for some reason she gives me a boner.>all that other shitFor fuck sakes, it was just a handjob and I came on her shirt.Yes I would like another one
>>12884317There are too many things moving in that gif for me to enjoy it.
joyious newskraut is not dead
>>12884349that's pretty coolgood for them
>>12884349>equestria-prevailsThe real deal?
>>12884382we knew thathe just hates drawingand being discusssed
>>12884382yes, we knownow stop talking about him, he hates it
>>12884393that's a quality impersonation if it isn't
>>12884396but he wasn't on for weeks
>>12884349At least the rest of the board can cry a little bit less about not having artists
>>12884382He has been here from time to time in the last few days. And still hasn't drawn a thing
>>12884400>>12884407Oh. It's weird that he isn't more afraid of us.
>>12884408do you even read the general
>>12884414Why the fuck would he be "afraid of us"?
>>12884414Equestria Prevails is a pretty cool guy, overall. Why would he be fucking afraid of us?
>>12884408le invisible face
>>12884412>>12884405>>12884396why do i always have to be this slow
>>12884421Because le 4chan is le scary rape culture with le epic rule 34 cummunity
>>128844214chan is the big bad meanie
>>12884437because you keep to yourself
>>12884419goatees on ponies look stupid.
>>12884438Can you not express your opinion without shitposting?
>>12884393Who is he?
>>12884421>>12884426Because to people that don't know any better, all of 4chan is /b/>exploding yellow van.gif
>>12884414if i was him i would totally go here to get my extra dose of dicksucking.
>>12884349Show artstyle with shitty shading. Good for them.
>>12884464>exploding yellow van.gifsomeone please post it
EqP?The real deal?
>>12884463he draws nice looking ponies
>>12884469most competent artists hate empty praises
who's equestria prevails
>>12884463an artist also known as Generic McBland
>>12884439>>12884438>>12884464Plus it's now a hangout for rapists.
>>12884463Dude on DeviantArt that does probably the best "show accurate" ponies. He's done a lot with the bat ponies and griffons and stuff, making new designs for them that look like they'd fit with the style of the show.
>>12884485Why do you mention competent artists in this context?
>>12884481>magic for all>magic>for allalright, we're shutting this down in 3 2 1 go!
>>12884460I choose not to. Please respect my life choices.
>>12884410>implying they won't just cry about EP not drawing for them insteadHe did a picture for the summer cup, though
>>12884349>Bat pony thread talks about killing themselves>Contributor shows upSo the secret is ritual human sacrifice eh?
>>12884426EP said that he lurks /mlp/ frequently and he's drawn Glitter Glue's stuff before, soooo
>>12884518>go to Equestria>Twilight immediately recruits you to test out her magical theories>if she can teach you to cast spells, she can teach anyone>she turns you into an orange once a week
>>12884556actually EP showed up before the whole suicide thing
>>12884509people at EP's skill level
"Rainbow Dash the Pegasus""Rarity the Unicorn""Applejack the... Earth"Would it be wrong to refer to Applejack's race as "Pony" in this context? Doesn't that kind of imply that pegasi and unicorns are ponies then?
whywhy are we discussing this.
>>12884562>he lurks /mlp/ frequentlywhich is only saying that he lurks /b/ with ponieswhich is bad>and he's drawn Glitter Glue's stuff beforewhat do you mean, his monstergirls,his quest characters?
>>12884583The technical term is 'shithorse'.
>>12884583my little PONY
So when does the new comic come out?
>>12884602what do YOU want to discuss, anon?
>>12884601how can you say that's danganya,that could be any changeling
horses are stupid
>>12884620why are discussion meta from a different thread.i don't care what. just something else.
>>12884607its not like anything of value is lost
>>12884620Scissor safety measures
>>12884623Danganya is the only changeling who smiles.
>>12884623he specifically mentioned it in the artist's comments on deviantart
>>12884631you can't just say "I don't like thing" and not offer an alternative>>12884648that's dumb but at least your'e trying
mlpgwhat if pony had a hairy bush
>>12884608>>12884610I'm just using the names so you know what race they are. I'm actually going to be using characters not form the show because it'd make more sense for what I'm doing.I was just wondering what the best way to quickly describe a pony's race is. I guess there's no good way of going about it; earth ponies are the default 'pony' class I guess.
Wait, JJ stopped drawing Molestia?How long till he stopps gamer luna?
>>12884658but pony IS a hairy bush
>>12884667His last update was 2 hours agoThat's not exactly stopping
>>12884667He's waiting for the tumblr justice morons to move onto another blog to get their feelings hurt on.
>>12884667He should stop gamer luna because it's harmful to the stereotypes of girl gamurs
>>12884667Gamer Luna has a more positive reception.
>>12884700more pony for me
>>12884702Us grrl gamers man, an I rite?
>>12884702i wish i could laugh, but soon this sort of stuff will be supreme court matters
>>12884617CMC micro is the 21st, #10 is the 28th.As things currently stand.>>12884623Besides >>12884654, she stands out because she doesn't have a horn.
Oh god, I forgot how horrible vanilla 4chan was. But I can't get 4chan X to work again, and the inline script has decided to stay disabled.Shit.
>>12884657Oh hey, I never noticed saphire shores in that shot before.That's pretty cool.
>>12884767>tfw goattrain is still dead
>>12884767Turn it on then doofus
>>12884767go back to your roots, you wanker
>>12884774I like how Fleur and Rarity are the only ones naked
what if luxembourg was pony
>>12884810That would be a very big pony.
>>12884810Luxembourg would be small pony
>>12884804There's also a pegasus in the top row
>>12884810Have we this little to talk about?
Wander over Yonder premiering in a couple of hours. Anyone gonna watch it?
>>12884824That's a very ugly map.
>>12884810What if Sweden was a pony?
>>12884776>tfw goat train's computer was snatched by another tornado
>>12884836where does it premiere
>>12884767I'd rather the pony be the OS than the computer be the pony.Pinkie Pie would have a shit ton of widgets enabled by default and none of the pop up windows would make much sense. Occasionally new widgets or background processes will start seemingly on their own. I will always be reminded when a new update comes out immediately and continually until I update.Rarity would be beautiful but would take a lot of patience to figure out. It would be more interested in being pretty than functional but damn, can't deny it's elegance.Twilight would be monospaced purple text on a black screened command-line. Basically Arch Linux. People would tell me it's amazing but they're probably just being elitist faggets. Not that I'd ever be able to prove it. Rainbow Dash would be the best OS: she'd be fast enough and pretty enough. A little stubborn and prone for errors, crashes and all that but at the end of the day your other options are pretty shit.
>>12884776goat train woke up a day or two ago, anonI swear, you are so slow sometimes
>>12884841Don't be stupid, Sweden can't be a pony.
>>12884836Wait, holy shit really?Yeah where can I watch this
>>12884848Disney Channel. I found a stram from http://wandernews.claviger.net/post/58427413865/the-picnic-episode-livestreams
>>12884836No, I don't get the hype at all.
>>12884836I thought it wasn't for a couple of months!
>>12884858nofix his old pc and make him finish the pretty dresses picture
>>12884888Because Faust is attached to it and according to half the people in this thread everything she touches is pure flawless gold
>>12884903Pfft. Faust doesn't think alicorns are gods, who the fuck cares about her shitty opinions, anyway?
>>12884904>Special talent is being a mother>Cutiemark is a milk bottleCue Freud
>>12884904I always laugh at Derpibooru filenamesBecause it says "Artist colon"
>>12884888It's like a lighthearted samurai jack
>>12884930With Pinkie Pie as the main character.
>>12884921perhaps she runs a nursery?
>>12884903Actually, take exactly what you said and replace Faust with Craig.
>>12884903I'm not a faustfag but I legitimately think the show looks good
>>12884935That sounds terrible.
>>12884856What about yellowquiet?
>>12884836I briefly considered jumping to this fandom and keeping up with the /co/ threads or general there will be one, but nah. I'm tired.
>>12884921Headcanon: She's a wet nurse.
>>12884935And with "Peace!" instead of "Parties!"
>go to MLPG>half ded>go to other favorite general>rampant shitposting
>>12884989applejack where is your hatwhy are you wearing that ribbon
>>12884935I don't mind that at all
>>12884992>Another bucket insideTen
>>12884989>Applejack telling Newton about her opinions of his theories.gif
space hulk anyone?
>>12884992>Filename not "multiple healthbars"
>>12885027nah payday 2 is where it's at
>>12884992>russian policeman permabanning an irl shitposter.gif
>>12885039I really wish I had the sense to wait for spacehulk to go on sale before buying it.
>>12884992Is your other favourite general the batpone thread? I swear, those guys are turning more and more autistic for each passing day...
>>12885068This Down With Molestia shit really is too funny
Does anyone have that picture of Rainbow Dash's butt?
>>12885016That's like the one of the dude on the bench getting harrased by a guy wearing a boxHe gets up and pulls it off and the guy runs away in another box
>>12885089I honestly think the funniest part is the people who just endlessly defend the blog as "good"
>>12885068I'll never be popular enough to have a movement made to ruin my life in every way possible.
>>12884954No one's ever heard of that one. If you ever stumble upon it, you'll find it's pretty well made and free. But the lack of community and support really hinders its development. What's there is good though and if you stick with it long enough, you may just become a Flutterfag. As for the actual features and whatnot, it's similar to DashOS but noticably slower and less flashy. This is probably because of how cautious all the code is written.
>people on hitting on JJ's molestiawhat happened to that shit
>>12885106I know I'm in the minority her but I still get a laugh out of it.
>>12885106So both sides are horrible.
>7pm>UPS STILL hasn't deliveredFUCK
>>12885075I'm pretty sure the character of Hannibal Lecter has never, ever been portrayed as 'humorous'.
>>12885106At least those people are just idiots with shitty opinions and not internet nazis under the guise of feminism
>>12885147>tfw "Out for Delivery"It's so ominous
>>12885146Was there ever any doubt? I mean, any legit argument seems drowned in myriads of insults, reblogs and strawmen.
if you were a leth i am 99.9999999999% certain you would be a gay
>>12885068It's all just a big money making schemeIt's all about the money in the end
>>12885167Like always. Oh well.
>>12885164>Scheduled For Early Delivery On:>Friday, 08/16/2013, By End of Day>Originally Scheduled For Delivery On:>Monday, 08/19/2013, By End of DayTHANKS, BUT ALSO FUCK YOU
>>12885146No one side is more horrible because it's promoting censorship based upon irrational feelings.
>>12885184Fuck. I knew I should have watched the show more. The Apples are on the pink one, right?
>>12885184>the cutie marks on the ponies have been removedI am thoroughly surprised by that. That is not like Hasbro at all.
>>12885196That still means both sides are horrible. Although I do agree that the PCfags are, by far, worse, since they're trying to force their shitty opinions on others under false flags.
On a scale of 1-10, how hug-compatible is this pony?
>>12885196>promoting censorshipit's like firing a history teacher who gets all the names wrongwould you call that censoring the teacher
>Last week>Forgot to update dogs>This week>Don't feel like updating dogsits ogre
>>12885241hahaderpy and trixie make a cute duo
>>12885241Your ponies all look the same, but with different hair.
>this entire specieshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmQFmnBYPtcwhy can't this be real?;_;
>>12885241Your "art" still sucks.
>>12885264because fuck youMisanthropists are the worst
>>12885237That's a really bad analogy. JJ's content is weak, but his job isn't getting the rape right.
which pony would you go camping with and share a sleeping bag with
Okay now for a real challenge
>>12885249Update the dogs. Do it for doge.
>>12885282Come on anon I used the MMC cutie marks
>celestia will never force her mare cock into your ass.
>>12885249You should really do it!
>>12885282What kind of shipping is that?
>>12885260That means it's show accurate!
>>12885300a 5 way relationship apparentlyI don't think i could handle that, even if I were a pony
>>12885285Ew. Now I feel even more motivated to not updog
>>12885260Just like the show?
>>12885262Pony will never have an ass big enough to fit 6 cutie marks
>>12885307Why do you keep responding? Are you enjoying this?
>>12885241I like itI wish you'd draw normal ponies more often instead of your muscle ponies, they don't appeal to me much
>>12885241was that a print of yours?it's good
>>12885314I swear to god, if you use doge to update...
>>12885296Mares can't have cocks.
>>12885247>not wanting chainfist/lightning claw hugspleb
>>12885307You also suffer from something like sameface, but not for expressions, just the angle and shape of the face.
>>12885184AJ, Dash and Pinkie are next to the cutie marks they received when Twi switched them all.
>>12885322Well, she'd have to put on weight first. Doesn't that happen naturally when you're a princess?
>>12885323No, I just wish things were different.
>>12885364God that little pony is ugly
>>12885241I would buy a print of this if I was ever in like, a brone convention. Which I wouldn't be.I'm saying it's cute and I like it.
needs more corge
>>12885358those legs aren't sexythey're not sexy at all!
>>12885364Could the lack of overendowed colts pounding megabusty girls with their bloated horsecocks and pumping thick gallons of hot seed into their wombs be among those things
>>12885380Hey, fuck you, he's third cutest colt behind Rumble and Snails.
>>12885364Go to America. Maybe things will be different there.
>>12884345le sigmund face
>>12885407Snails, Snips, and Feathweight are all in the running for ugliest pony on the show.
>>12885407beefed that to hell
>>12885364Just stop. You're just giving them fodder
>>12885423>implying they stand a chance against DerpyAlso, fuck you, Snips can be cute.
>>12885450That's just Apple Bloom's residual cuteness rubbing off on him.
when is the next season anywayalso don't mind me I haven't been here for 6 months
>>12885463That's not the only thing she's rubbing off on him
>>12885462i'm hardwhat should i do now
>>12885486I thought it was next january
>>12885426He likes being a doormat.
>>12885474November 23 2013
>>12885237>A teacher, who's job it is to teach isn't teaching rightthe same as>An artist who runs a lewd blog about fictional horse princess based upon a fictional idea of said horse princess.and how is>Wanting to get him removed because he's not doing his JOB properlythe same as>Wanting to remove's the artist's work simply because it might "trigger" or "offend" someone out there.If you agree with the DWM bullshit then you obviously would support removing the fictional rape scene from Hotline Miami 2, and if you agree with that then you must also agree with removing all forms of killing or torture from the game because it might trigger or offend someone, and since triggering is goddamn subjective you might as well remove any and every action that might "trigger" someone from any art ever.Regardless of how unfunny or tactless you find Molestia it still has a right to exist and you can simply "I find this offensive" and leave it at that rather than going on a pointless crusade to possibly ruin somebody simply because of your irrational feelings is a lot more evil than anything JJ could think up after locking himself in a room with every single edgy fanfic for 72 hours.
>>12885358>>12885462/tv/ pls fuck off
>>12885462>>12885358Okay, one picture to show off how chill she is by the pool is neat.But two pictures of her feet? Andrea knows there are foot and leg fetishists following her.
>>12885522WHY DON'T YOU GO DRAW A CHAIR
>tfw faggot Chinese great prophet converts your capitol to IslamFUCK YOU WU ZETIANFUCK YOU IN YOUR BURQA-WEARING ASS
>>12885542>a date with Andrea Libman
>>12884583it is Pegasus Pony and Unicorn Pony, they just get shortened. Earth Pony can't get shortened, because of how they were named. Think of Hearth's Warming Eve play. In the wiki, it just says "Earth" as a pony type though http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Applejack
>>12885542women are such strange and fascinating creatures.
>>12885544>you will never fuck a burqa-wearing assArab girls are so fucking hot.
>>12885542I actually squee-d
>>12885544>not dominating the world with your religionwow just leavewhat a faggot
>>12885541But it was such a good chair
>>12885553That... makes much more sense. Thank you for your late reply.
>>12885450This is a cute ship.
>>12885573>actually spending culture points in Pietyyou probably play on Chieftain level
>>12885577I have half a mind to model that chair
>>12885513most peoples problems with the blog is the playful and "fun" nature of celestias molestingthe problem is the fact that it portrays/spreads/"teaches" the mindset that it's a super fun wacky thing that's okay to do and people will still like you for doingwhich is where my "teaching" comparison came from. ignoring everything else, i was comparing the censorship of what is being taught
>>12885638what if kebab removed you
>>12885615There is no country for them.
>>12885602>needing pietywowget a load of this guyfaith is an important midgame resource and can be essential in securing early lead to culture victory>needing piety>everjust use freedom or autocracy to spearhead culture victory and tourism lategame to fuck anyone else trying to reach victory conditions and harass any NPCs and their trade routeshigher difficulties don't make the enemy AI BETTER, so you have no excuse for letting enemies have stable economies.
>>12885426Can't we just have fun?
>>12885610It's fiction I highly doubt those who like the blog are taking the behavior displayed in the blog and then replicating it.I'm not that anon but regardless this PWM movement is ten tons of BS
>>12885542Okay, that's a cool gift.Jesus, can you imagine the amount of gifts they've received? I bet Tara has a closet dedicated to it.Imagine when this is finally over and they have 10,000 drawings, 100s of plushies and three dozen of gifts like these?Do you think they'd throw some of it out? It'd be hard to I think. Instead they'd just have a giant shrine of pony stuff with them forever.
>>12885664>tourism>implying i own BNWG&K master race
>>12885684Kids read these comics. They will imitate it.
>>12885638[kebab removal intensifies]
>>12885610there are tons of fictional works that glorify violencedo you want them to be censored too?
>>12885694i seriously doge you don't do this
>>12885689Michele creber occasionally showcases all the loot she's gotten.It fills up several rooms.
>>12885701>imitating princess molestiaUnf
>>12885697 are you calling me a cunt mate fuck you
ANYONE GOT THOSE JOSECO FUTA COMICS?
>>12885684seethe problem is the fact that everyone is like "oh it's just a joke no one takes it seriously"its the fact that no one takes it seriously that people are having a problem with
>>12885724this sentence turned me on for like half a second.
>>12885610>the problem is the fact that it portrays/spreads/"teaches" the mindset that it's a super fun wacky thing that's okay to do and people will still like you for doingso should we ban scissors so retards don't hurt people with them?
>>12885724After posting that I recall seeing that in a video of hers. That's absurd to think about. I fear for the VAs lives now. Not from fans, but from the amount of stuff they get from fans. Someone is going to be found dead buried under a pile of plushies that shifted and fell onto them.
stop bring retardsstart being horse cartoons
>>12885751I'd rather not
>>12885610>the problem is the fact that it portrays/spreads/"teaches" the mindset that it's a super fun wacky thing that's okay to do and people will still like you for doingI'm sorry, what?Are you serious right now?Do you honestly believe that people find REAL LIFE ACTUAL MOLESTATION funny and super wacky simply because they look at the Molestia blog?I know the difference between real life and art, I'm pretty sure your average 12 year old knows the difference between real life and art or real life and video games and real life and movies.I could apply what you said RIGHT NOW to every single video game to have the player killing people or at least engaging in combat, this does not mean it's spreading some sort of belief that actually killing people is a-okay.What you said just now sounds like what some suburban soccer mom would post on some sensationalist gawker news website.Art is Art and your opinion is your opinion, I might not like Cupcakes or anything relating to the damn (mainly because it's so left field of pinkie pie it's just to awkward to read) but it has a right to exist, regardless of my personal feelings and if you don't like it then just go "I don't like this" and the forget it.It's not like JJ is walking around time's square saying rape is okay and actually going around raping people.
Up With Molestia 2013!
>>12885751bronies gonna fandom drama
>>12885780>you will never go up molestia
>>12885777>Thinking video games don't cause violenceStopped reading right there.Check your privilege
>>12885731>its the fact that no one takes it seriously that people are having a problem withit's a blog that makes shitty comics based around lame jokes that a fucking fictional pony princess character has moral and mental degeneracywhy do you give a fuck? it doesn't effect anything whatsoever, it's fucking irrelevant as shitthis is fucking nonsense mate, nobody takes it seriously because it's fucking dumb and boring as shit and it's simply not worth people's timewhat do you want, do you want it gone? what would this achieve?
Hey foot fetishist. Tabitha has a tweet just for you right now.
Remember when the show referenced Klondorks molestia? How come they didn't do that for JJ, huh?
When exactly did rape become worse than murder?
>>12885790>you will never go up big mac
>>12885818When women found out how to use words
if rape isn't a joke then why is it so funny?
>>12885762i know one of those bastards from 4chan did this
>>12885825just when I thought cockvore couldn't get any weirder you guys go and make one party unaware
>>12885818at the precise point where the majority of the population no longer had first hand experience of WW1/WW2
>>12885542andrea should wear pigtails
>>12885857Is that the place with the internet terrorist?!
>>12885701I'm going to need a citation for that anon. Because the blog is labeled as adult and not meant for little kids.>>12885731Consider the following-Does the blog ever poke fun at real-life survivors?-Does the blog ever say/imply that it reflects the views of the artist/editor/VAs?-Is the world the blog is set in described or implied to be an ‘ideal’ world?-Does the blog ever ‘silence’ survivors? Like, does it intend to oppress their rights and belittle their struggle?-Does Molestia ever say or imply “they asked for it”?-Does Molestia ever really have ‘reason’ (as in, is there an opportunity) to say or imply “they asked for it?”-Does the blog ever reflect real-life issues surrounding rape/molestation (See above two notes, consent & alcohol, clothing, previous sexual history, etc.)?-Does the blog ever mention feminist issues, or make sexist remarks? Mainly relating to rape and molestation?-Does the blog ever take itself seriously?-Does the blog ever try to make you think that Molestia’s actions are good?-Does the blog ever really defend Molestia or try to justify her actions?I'm not a supporter of Molestia or DWM but when you answer those questions this movement is looking completely silly
>>12885862Tara should wear my name on her ass written in semen.
>>12885701>Kids read these comics. They will imitate it.and?this is not an issue with the blog but parental management and parenting, if a child is not instilled with the proper moral understanding of such basic things, and they're even allowed to freely use the internet at such a young age (if they are so easily influenced) then they should not be on the internet in the first place.This same thing could be argued for almost everything on the internet, shitloads of moral garbage, lots of it quite amusing.This is entering 'think of the muh children' territory now/.
>>12885880yes, his name is Fawkes Guy
>>12885855Where's that clown rape screencap.
I wish to be the little pony.
>>12885966I wish to be a larger than average pony
>>12885966Would you be my little pony?
>>12885977It's like a bookclub, but with ponies.
>>12885989oh that guy is a shit poster don't worry about him
>>12885980I wish to be the smaller than average ponyI think we would make good pony friends
>>12886009But you'd be so different
I predict that Wander Over Yonder General is going to get a lot more populated in a few days.Finally we may return to /co/.
>>12885977we've lost control of our livesit's like riding down a hill on a bike, or a sled. once you've committed, you just gotta ride it outnow imagine the only thing holding you to the bike is a dildo on the seat, and there is no bottom to the hill, only a slowly darkening abyss.that is /mlpg/
>>12886018It looked pretty dumb. I don't understand the hype.
>>12886009I agree. I could help you reach things and you could crawl in places that I would not fit in.
>>12885756We need to do a sing-along
>>12886037the preview sold me personally
>>12886054Faust got lucky with MLP but that's just my opinion.
>>12886042>and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrustsTHIS SHOULDN'T BE SO FUNNY
>>12886091 nice try, but we just gave you definitive answers
>>12886042>that last linegold.
>>12886091First off>flutter rape are for raping dildosThat's flat out wrong. It's about the failure of fluttershy to do so. big differenceThese threads are more genrral purpose art/creativity/nonsense cration and discussion that would not function as well out on their own on /mlp/
>>12886079Faust got lucky with my penis
>>12886091>>12885977>look at the archive for your previous posts
>>12885977awww for christ sakes go back to the batpone thread and sing there instead
>>12886156You're responding to a fucking avatarfag of the fucking green day singerThere's no chance that it isn't a shitposterWhy would you even think about responding seriously
>>12886014then you could be the medium pony that rounds out the group, because obviously >>12886040gets it
>>12886186>the fucking green day singerwell shit, I didn't know that
>>12886203Alright, but only if I can be a pegasus
>>12886203As bigger than average I call dibs on earth pone
>>12886121Okay then >>12886156Dildos, Fluttershy is the same shit >>128861702lazy5that>>12886174im not singing faggot
>>12886214alright, but I'm going to be a pegasus too so I hope the other pony wants wingsotherwise we got to play pranks on them all the time
>>12886186no, this was a serious shit i really want to know the purpose of this threads
>>12886236Wait wait, can I be the overpowered unicorn of the group that could conceivably solve all the problems? I even have a name: Plot HoleMy cutiemark would be a script page with goatse hooves pulling a hole open in the middle of it.
>>12886253try as you may, Dash, but i don't think you could ever possibly devise a way to be more of a cunt than you already are.
>>12886296no you're sweetie belle tier at magic
>>12886296noyou're a big dumb earth pone that we cuddle all the same
>>12886300But she was so nice in season 3
>>12886268Ill tell you.If my history is correct mlpg(MLP generals) start out as a haven for all pony related stuff back in /co/. When /mlp/ is created it was reimagined as a place where show discussion is going to be discussed.Well mlpfim is in hiautus and as you can see the well is dry and everyone is going insane.
>>12886296Are you the medium or the small one?
>>12886316>MMDW>I don't watch the show
>>12886301>>12886312Aw, can I still point out plotholes though and come up with ways to solve the problem if only my magic was better?I could be the butt of many jokes.
>>12886331I said season 3 jerkbagcharacters evolve
>>12886314But I called dibs on being the big earth pony!
>>12886347MMDW is season 3
>>12886328No, the unicorn is the fourth member of the group.
>>12886342That joke hasn't been relevant in years and you will take no part in our group.
>>12886342You can specialize in puzzle solving and be the ego or the superego of the trio
>>12886363>Bad jokesOh man, you'd need a pony to tell really terrible jokes the entire time. His name would be ScrubbingBubbles
>>12886362The unicorn is also an evil cultist
>>12886393nofuck thatyou guys have taken this cute pony trio and ruined it
>>12886393He'd be an allmighty janitor
>>12886348>Not being a little pegasus>Not asking if ponies have a little pegasus in them>Or of they want some
Ah got it by givin' a fuck about mah lifestyle!!
>>12886410Let's take it from the top thenI'm the big earth pony, we have a normal sized and a small sized pegasus.
>>12886423what are you doing ajget the fuck off there
>>12886426>not seeing just how far you can stretch
>>12886399Well, obviously. All magic users aspire to be the immortal wizard dictator. Whether they admit it or not.>>12886410And it only took us fifteen minutes.
Which pony would make the best social justice internet warrior?
>>12886437you come in here telling me this shit right you fucking dick are you callin me a cunt mate ill fucking deck you mate you're fucked right
>>12885241Ff you had made this a print this thing alone would have doubled your sales at bronecon.
>>12886485It was one of his prints.
>>12886443butt anon, i'm playing this song from the BOTTOM of mah heart!
>>12885241I think your ponies are really cute
>>12886470Dash, she would try to get any blog taken down that went against gofast.
>>12886470Twilightignorant upper/upper middle class cunt in education without a real jobno real perception of the universenaive perception of moralitywhat a cunt
>>12886512oh gosh t-t-twily I love you
le mayor on route to le office
>>12886512lose the wings you miserable pile of cock and I'll consider allowing you in my presence
>>12886510youre dirtying the pianoyou should know better than that, those are for unicorns only only unicorns use the devil's instruments
>>12886548applejack is destined to be an alicornshe is practicing
>>12886547but anon she does not have wings in that picture
>>12886496If was his ONLY printftfy
>>12886567she just took them off
>>12886565applejack is destined to be a peasantdon't worry, when the national socialist ponies' party comes to power in equestria, the undervalued and oppressed peasantry and landowners will get the rights and support they deserve
aw yesss 48 hours of not having to go outside or speak with people, time to plop down and shitpost in mlpg alllllll weekend
>>12886595>It's Friday nightYou had to remind me, didn't you?
>>12886531>pony will never be this happy to be hugged by you
>>12886590I don't think they are detachable
>>12886593you cannot deny her her princesshood
>>12885859>mlpg>not the hub of all things weird
>>12886470Which pony would be the most redpilled?
Tell me something about your waifu.
>>12886626She's a purple princess.
>>12886607>pony will never even want to be hugged by you
>>12886626She lives in a tree.
>>12886626I don't have one
>>12886606Yes I had to.But don't feel ponely, you're here with your best friends on the /mlpg/
>>12886623AJwhat's the Equestrian equivalent of Jews?
>>12886626She has a really pretty mane
Guys molestia triggered a rape flashback in me even though I've never been raped.
>>12886644>what's the Equestrian equivalent of Jews?crystal empire is israelprove me wrong
Anything new for me to cuddle?
>>12886652>I've never been rapedthat's what you think
>>12886436so you've got this nice little group of buddiesI'm assuming they're all pretty maresthen they run in to this handsome motherfucker >>12886448and live happily ever after in his marem
>>12886652I chilld and have rape flashbacks all day. It helps pass the time when work gets boring
>>12886668Eh, it's alright.
>>12886675Does Amber have a warhammer? Does she swing that in her mouth?
>>12886675Oh I love how she goes from being so confident to completely dejected. Who is that
>>12886674crystal empire is canada
I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION why is he a Dj?
>>12886668That's bislutfag to you buddy.
>>12886675>tfw you will never pet pony
can you put ERA blocks onto ponies?
Would you a horse pone?
>>12886668AHHH AHHH AHHH!AHHHHHPALOOOSA!
>>12886712She lost her cutie mark anon. Horses love their butt tattoos.
>>12886668post the fucking tumblr SB.
>>12886678I still want to be a stallion
>>12886713that makes fuck all sense brocrystal empire angers all it's neighbours and cries to equestria for help when they get rightfully bitchstappedisrael like I said
Okay you just found a cache of temporary butt tattoos made for horses, they will magically overwrite whatever the horses butt tattoo is for however long it lasts. Just in looks mind you, how do you use this to fuck with horses?
>>12886635sh-she mightif she were real...
>>12886764probably not. they take their buttmarks pretty seriouslyI don't want to cause a panic
>>12886730>losing a cutie marknew fetish detected
>>12886716most bornies arent old enough to have listened to green day so they dont know what type of music BJA actually played, they just saw him on the cover of their dad's cd collection and probably assumed he was a dubstep artist
>>12886742This would be great if someone would just remove his faggy hair.
>>12886675your ponyslaves make me angry
What would your pony waifu think of your human waifu?
>>12886716greenday is shite
>>12886675I like that hammer
>>12886798But that one isn't a slave. She's an adventurer. The dog is actually a friend.
>>12886768Pony wouldn't even want to be near you, anon.The main six would only put up with you since it's basically their jobs to.
>>12886789Green Day is dadrock now?
>>12886710I think so....Pone have really stronk necks.>>12886712Amber>>12886720>
>>12886798Pony would make a good pet though
>>12886795Ponies would definitely specialize in "physical therapy". As in playing with them to help you recover. Then after a good session they will sit and relax with you and you can rub them or comb their hair.
>>12886789>they just saw him on the cover of their dad's cd collection are you fucking retarded?
>>12886831Essentially.Perhaps you would prefer the word 'classic'?
>>12886819nonsense, pony will love me unconditionally
>>12886789dude i know what you mean but GD is not that old i mean 1988 is not that far right?
>>12886831yes>1994 was 20 years ago
>>12886819Bon Bon, if you wanted me to hug you, all you had to do was ask.
>>12886795wow what a bitch
>>12886722I don't see why that's necessary, even if you could glue them on, marshmallow pony bodies would render most AP and HE rounds ineffective.
>>12884963What's a wet nurse?
Pinkie Pie got so helpless in MMC, but not Fluttershy, because she's used to failure
>>12886903think like a midwife, but for breastfeeding
>>12886873>there are people on MLPG right now who barely remember the year 2000feels kinda weird
>>12886866People born in 1988 are old enough to have a full family now.
>>12886895Pony just likes the attention, anon.
>>12886925I don't remember 9/11
>>12886925Dude I barely remember 2012
>>12886902>marshmallow pony bodies would render most AP and HE rounds ineffective.nigga you cray cray
thought i was in the /b/ thread for a minute
>>12886952It's pretty bad today, I think I'll go watch an episode or something.
>>12886952does that still exist?
>>12886958mlpg is /b/Popularfags ruined it
>>12886936>ear-flickxieril's Dash is so god damn cute
does the episode start at 10am EST or 10:30 EST tomorrow?and what episodes are we gonna play on the pre-episode stream?we should watch last week's episode again
joseco is drawing some anti anti-molestia pic right now in stream
>>12886988u wot m8
>>12887001dat damage control
>>12887001He knows how to use drama for his advantage, I'll give him that
>>12886976It helps that Dash is a qt pegasus to begin with.
>>12887013how long until the damage control damage control via anti-anti anti-molestia?
>>12886970they moved to ponychan, at least kere and aeris, i dont care about the others
what exactly did JJ do to piss off the SJWs?
>>12887023i understand why Dash is Rapetrain's favorite pony to break
>>12887051Having a blog about celestia molesting ponies
>>12887051They got upset that molestia uses sexuality for humor
>>12887051they had to organize the spontaneous protest first
>>12887045THE KICKIEST LITTLE LEGS
>>12884239Shit, am I late
>>12887060>>12887061Could they be any fucking slower.
>>12886795>*book falls*This is fucking obvious. Why even write?*posts the comment*
>>12887066they are very kicky, but i have seen littler ones.
>>12887057Because pegasuses are the most easiestand satisfying to break along with batponiesbeing a fag, ignore my post
>>12887082Social justice retards aren't exactly the smartest bunch
The Mr. T Experience > Green Day
>>12887082>>12887082Nopethat was my reaction too.
>>12887066she is so cutehow is it earthly possible to be this cute
>>12887098>breakwhy would you evento any of themwhy
>>12887108you could have gone through less trouble, if you wanted a silver spoon in your coffee
>>12887115Because she's not earthly, she's pegasusly.
>>12887132misery loves company?
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>12886902>marshmallow pony bodies would render most AP and HE rounds ineffective.dude whatHESH would just turn the marshmellow in the pony flesh to vapor, and kinetic penetrator rounds would pass straight though, so I guess they could adapt, but they'd loose too much mass each time when they reformed for marshmellow form
>>12887169Three and a half.
>>12887140I actually laughed though.
>>12887159soashamedpony pls write smut
What are you all listening to?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT3HrrrHzII
>>12887169I tried to take them but they just reformed into a giant pinkie.
>>12887202And none of that fake scat neither. Go real or go home!
>>12887066WAIT A MINUTETHAT'S NO TAIL
>Glitter Glue will never make a Esteban Winsmore drawing
>>12887256What the fuck anon don't stare.
>>12887269fuck you i won't do what you tell me
>>12887269Two Steps From Hell motherfucker.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z27Vp9o_o0A
>>12887216OH SHIT THAT IS AWESOME STRAIGHT TO INSPIRATIONS FOLDER
>>12887268It looks like she's biting something.
>>12887268Why is NMM such a chubby pony?
>>12887269Crickets Chirping -Mother Nature
>>12887273what the heck anon don't swear
>>12887232Been having this on loop for a few hours now.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clbu02jAiws
>>12887232the source on this pic eludes meanyone know?
>>12887269Only the highest quality tuneshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJo0MT3wDBs
>you will never be inside pony's gurgling tummy
What's everyone listening to?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xzU9Qqdqww
>>12887339Moe, he is ded
>>12887232Humanity, fuck yeah.
>>12887307Umm.. she is nowhere chubby there, anon.
>>12887348What this guy is listening too. >>12887292
>>12887350Do you have a link to a gallery or something?
what's MLPG listening to?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDmbGrQqWog
>>12887307It's not polite to comment on a womans weight.
>>12886652>it's shoppedOH THANK GOD
>>12887348A documentary about Robert Capa
>>12887388WHAT A FATASS
>>12887232>driving>this song comes onhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Q7GISatW0>think they are saying "my rarity">look song up>not best pony song
>>12887344>you will never rub pony's stomach that's full of other ponies>you will never make love to pony while feeling the victims panic and squirm inside.
I'd like a little chubby pony right now... >////>
it's like I'm really in /b/read
>>12887389I'm pretty sure there's only one of those that's real.Although, if I remember correctly, the real one isn't much better than the fake ones.
>>12887427Welcome to two and a half years ago!
>>12887408Chrysalis vorefags please stayLamia Faust anyone?
Lauren fausts' super hero alter ego is Lauren fist.
so great n' bowerfulhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTugwPjEa2k&feature=channel_video_title
>>12887427It's like I'm really on /q/
>>12887439the MLPG has been this bad since early 2011?
>>12887453>"Prepare to be fisted!"
>>12887469Eh, when did the hiatus between Season 2 and 3 start?
>>12887441>ChrysalisGod noRegular ponies, or lamia ones is where it's at
>>12887490Pony is hungrywhat do?
>>12887439Wow, just realized that in 2 more months this will have been around for 3 years.
>>12887453More like Lauren First
yum yum Lamia Faust loves eating poniesDon't worry she vomits them back up and the micrponies LIKE it
>>12887502feed pony pony
>>12887490no pony herefuck off sweetie
>>12887506God, she's pretty. She's not a MILF but if she was...Craig, forgive me. Your wife is hot as hell. Forgive me, Celestia, for I have sinned.
>>12887457Whoopee, Whoopee>Pinkie...Pony, Pony!
I love ponies, especially the ones that were cooked on stone mountain
>tfw you aren't a fetish fag>tfw you don't want to have sex with pony>tfw don't car for 90% of fanfic>tfw straight>tfw want to talk about characters and the show:_;
>>12887540>She's not a MILFIsnt she?
>>12887556>tfw no stallion x femanon
>>12887556I know this feel
>>12887556I only directly talk about the show when it's airing or when a new comic comes out
>>12887556>tfw want to talk about characters and the showDo it then.
>>12887556I feel ya man. But if they were humanized, thats a different story
>>12887540>Craig, forgive me.it's cool bro
>>12887568And I think you know why
>>12887556>Being part of the original horsefuckers from /co/>>>/g/>>>/e/>>>/t/>>>/out/
>>12887556i-is masturbating to the ponies the same as wanting to have sex with them?
>>12887591Because I havent drawn it yet?
>>12887585He always looks so tired
>>12887596u wot m8?
>>12887578>make comment about luna>sent01.png>ignored>people post porn
>>12887568female sex too boring and complicated>jiggle my clitoris and then vibrate my labias at 80%!>now enter about 35% in and at a 45 degree angle and you should find my sweet spot!>i'll ejaculate, but we still don't know what this liquid even is yet!>i'm coming! just take my word for it!!>very good sexual relations, emotionally :)
How do I get pony to stop calling me?
>>12887616Leave, then. Do something more productive or go talk about pony on another place.Or forget about that silly desire.
>>12887637See this is what I am talking about FUCK THIS I AM GOING TO THE ROUND STABLE
>>12887605He saps his own life force to be able to provide us with the cartoons we love.
>>12887584are there any actually good fapfics/art of humanized?
>>12887637>female sex too boring and complicated
>>12887598Do you masturbate to things you don't want to have sex with?
>>12887658poeple wont talk about it becuase you arent popular enough. popularfag comes in everyone jumps on the dick.
>>12887680Yea, but you know, sturgeons law.
>>12887690hateanon pls go.
w-why couldn't she be reformed instead of Trixie and Discord?Why did she have to go?
>>12887690Haha, what do you even want to say?
>>12887637Male sex is too boring.>Oh fuck me in the ass.>Oh god you don't have a condom?!>Now my butt will get pregnant with your AIDS child and we are going to burn forever in hell four our sin!
>>12887706it's ok, Season 3 was dirty filthy filler
>>12887680There was on /co/ mlpg, now it is a whole bunch of fur fags
>>12887706I dont want a NICE gilda. That'd be lame.
>>12887690Tell us how you really feel about popular fags.And how we can rid the general of them.
>>12887715Sleepless and games ponies play were pretty good
>>12887712i meant the female aspect of "normal" sex. male is just>poke things with this rod until it splurts stuff
>>12887729>games ponies playNo it wasnt. It just had one remarkable character
>>12887729>Scootaloo episode>episode that should have been part one of the finale 2-parteru wuh muh?
>>12887733>cursorWhy does that make me so angry?
>>12887742Nah, it was pretty good.
>>12887720better than 'good' discord
>>12887751It just seemed so contrived.
>>12887770It's a kid's show
>>12887750Prolly autism anon, I'm so sorry.
>>12887758Actually what happened to discord isnt so bad. Before, he was so malevolent, they had to take drastic action. Now they can just let him chill and turn trees inside out or whatever
>>12887783With a poorly thought out episode.
>>12887783it's a cartoon show!
>>12887556what kind of fanfic do you car for?