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dog should ship with dj pony

>>12872828
>bringing this shit into MLPG

you are even worse than trapfaggots

>>12872849
>implying potheads aren't scum

>>12872849
FILTER

>>12872860
get fucked faggot, take your shit to /pol/

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stop using this comic generator
it has the use of drugs in it

>>12872856
anon didn't take his lithium today I see

How long after you started watching the show did it take before you jacked off to ponies?

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>>12872870
Go back to 420chan
>>12872874
oops didn't mean to post that

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Why is she so perfect /co/?

We can all safely agree that Acid turns me on like a motherfucker.
Any questions?

>>12872849
he only seems to be online at europoor time and posts pictures armor, so i guess it's that breivik avatarfagging retard

>>12872885
About 2 months, it was actually a fic that pushed me over the edge, not into art that much but there are some sexy as hell pics.

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wub wub wub

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>>12872896
Anon there's so little art of it stop rubbing it in

>>12872896
Yeah turns "you".

Macroshits go home
futashits go home
>>12872903
>being this retarded
I live in America

>>12872905
unf unf plushie hips unf

seriously, that is fucking sexy.

>>12872905
...unf

>>12872903
report and filter

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>>12872911

>>12872906
>stop rubbing it
I can't

>>12872885
A couple months.
It was an accident though.

>>12872925
How did you manage to cum to ponies by accident?

>>12872906
WE NEED TO WRITE MORE GREENTEXTS OF HER ANON
ME AND YOU TOGETHER
LIKE PALS

>>12872933
Acid is the most disgusting shit in this fandom and it actually makes me mad enough to assault someone

>>12872932
Maybe he's on a hairline trigger.

>>12872932
I was masturbating and then started thinking about ponies.
Then I came.

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>>12872905
>you will never have a plushie with hot buns

>>12872941
>huge dicks
>disgusting
you have some kind of problem.

>>12872941
>Acid is the most disgusting shit in this fandom
Anon I don't like my liking for it either but there's a ton of things that are worse

>>12872933
LIKE SEXY PALS
IN SEXVENTURES

>>12872896
yes. two questions.
first: why haven't i called you my nigga already?
second: you like the big one, or the "small" one better?

>>12872950
That's not really an accident, what did you think about anyways? I like pony fantasies more than art, because I can picture all my very specific fetishes in my head the way I want it.

>>12872941
>Acid is the most disgusting shit in this fandom
>a giant anthro pony with a 20 ft dick is the most disgusting thingin this fandom
It's like youre not even fucking trying

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>>12872933
BUT ANON I'M TERRIBLE AT GREENTEXTS
WHY ARE YOU YELLING

>>12872971
wait wait,there's a big one and a small one?
I require further information.

>>12872981
Something about it just makes me mad, I can't explain it

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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

>>12872982
I AM ANGRY THERE'S NOT ENOUGH PORN OF HER

AAAAAHHHHHH

>>12872995
it's sunday.
It's always sunday.

>>12872971
I like the smaller one. Anything over eight foot is too silly.

>comic dumping

this isn't funny and it's crossed the line into shitposting territory

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>>12872941
Captcha disagrees

>>12872941
My dad told me he did acid while Sky Diving. He later got kicked out of the army for Substance abuse.

>>12872984
am i mixing something up? i think there was one like 50ft tall and one about 10ft

>>12872984
Her size varies too much
Body size rather, her dick is standard

>>12873004
wait, how tall was the small one again?

>>12873005
Go here and make it MLPG related.
http://pandyland.net/random/

>>12873007
I wish my dad was cool, mine is a beta who went on his first date at 32 and then got married a few months later, he's absolutely miserable and tells me not to get married all the time

>>12873010
>>12873008
She's fine in wherever form I can still crawl inside her. From the VIP entrance too.
FATHER FORGIVE ME BECAUSE I HAVE UNFED

>>12873007
I'm sorry I thought we were still talking about drugs. My bad.

>>12873007
My life goal is now to go bring a bong on a sub-orbital flight and become one with Edgar Mitchell

>>12873020
man your dad is shitty. It makes me want to go out and get a girlfriend.

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>>12872990
Youre just stupid, I bet you hate Vinyl by extension too

>>12873025
Is sub-orbital the one where you float because of the low gravity? Smoking anything while you're floating around sounds hard.

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>>12872930

>>12873028
Why would anyone actually like her?

>>12873028
I like Vinyl, she's cute and also arousing.

>>12873020
My Dad's been divorced since I was like 5 but my mom and him are still friends.

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>pantyanon in /unf/
>BCS is now doing things too
I've got a bad feeling about this.

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>>12873038
she's cute

>>12873028
There was a time where I liked Vinyl more than any of the other characters, and I had to force another pony on me so I wouldn't be autistic

>>12873021
i like the small one better. just a huge anthro amazon with a huge dick, perfect for some supersized cuddles

>>12873038
Gee I dont know
>>12873040

>>12873031
Plus don't bongs use gravity to work anyway?

>>12873045
BCS posts random pics off the internet.

>>12873045
it's not bcs,it's a pic she got from the internet.

>>12873041
My mom is the one who runs the family and I've developed a deep-seated animosity toward women because of it, my parents are two people who shouldn't have had children

>>12873048
>and I had to force another pony on me so I wouldn't be autistic
So the General would think youre not a brony right?

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>>12873050
>dj acid will never scratch your back you while you rub your cheek on her cockhead

>>12873058
My mom is also the kind of woman who runs things. All it did was make me want a girl friend who isn't a submissive idiot. Mine sounds harder to find.

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>>12873066
It was so I didn't feel like one.
It was getting pretty bad.

ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies

So in all seriousness, how many of you would actually have sex with a mare? I like the idea of it and the videos of it look incredible, but I feel like it would be less appealing in real life.

>>12873031
gravity in low earth orbit is 90% earth gravity. you only feel 0G because you are falling as fast as the earth curves away from you without an atmosphere to slow you down. a suborbital flight is basically a parabolic fall
>>12873068
;_;

>>12873080
You mean an actual mare?
No.

>>12872994

>how BCS will end her partnership with Gami

>>12873068
>cockhead

This is such a great word. Piss-slit is another one I like.

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>acidfags

so guys
how do I start a conversation with a normal girl?

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>>12873094
>Piss-slit

>>12873099
Ask her what pony she's most attracted to

>>12873099

"Hey, what's up?"

Warnings: You've gotta look normal to do this

>>12873099
Usually by saying hello or hi

>>12873099
there's no such thing as a normal girl, they're all superior to men

>>12873111
>pony sticking the tip of her tongue in your piss-slit and licking your frenulum

>>12873094
cocksleeve
cockwarmer
cocksock
dripping marecunt
fleshy orbs
throbbing shaft

>>12873080
Probably not, but you never know
Chances are I'll never be in the situation to find out, because I generally dislike horses. Ugly, mean, dangerous animals in way too many cases. I don't like being too close to unpredictable things I can't take in a fight.

It does look really enjoyable though.
If I somehow end up owning a cute, well mannered gentle mare, then you never know.

>>12873131
>cocksleeve
>cockwarmer
>cocksock
best

>>12873120
I can do that AND THEN WHAT

>>12873099
Make sure youre not ugly
have something to talk about
make sure she's interested
if she starts giving one word answers, leave
if you ask her what she likes doing and she gives generic answers, leave

>>12873099
I was trying to write an actual helpful response but without knowing who this anon is it is impossible.

>>12873081
>>12873031
I suggest going back to elementary.
Gravity is about 99,8% strong at LOE, or where the ISS is. Thinking gravity "decreases" as you rise is fucking retarded.
Go and learn about the laws of motion.

>>12873140
They will say something like hello or hi back
Then you ask them a question

>>12873134
>cute, well mannered gentle mare

That's what I was thinking, that's my ideal scenario, but reality is a lot less perfect. There's a great video of a super cute brown mini mare with a braided tail getting fucked hard, she's adorable and that pussy looks like heaven

>>12873145
1)check
2)fuck
3)FUCK
4)alright
5)a'ght

>>12873140

Fish for common interests

discuss them

discuss her views on them

discuss your views on them

>>12873099
Ask her who her favorite pony is, then respond by calling that pony a slut.

>>12873151
whatever nerd

>>12873154
WHAT QUESTION

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>today was the day I was gonna get shit done
>open MLPG while eating breakfast and waking up
>it was interesting today
>got to have some fun, watch people explode over social justice, and chill with GG
>realize the time

>>12873099
"Hey, I think all men are oppressive pigs, so what about that iJustine? I really like her, which is why I plastered her all over my tumblr/facebook/reddit/shitty forum page"

That's the norm today.

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>>12873131
>cocksleeve

>>12873174
Ask them how their day is/going?
Make it relevant to a situation

>>12873151
i suggest you eat shit.

>>12873099
Don't care that they are female. Just talk to a person as a person no matter the gender.

>>12873162
that sounds like a lot of work.
Can't she just see I'm good looking? I mean I want to have sex with her because she looks good. Why can't she do the same?
Why do I have to waste so much time talking aobut things I don't care about?

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>>12873134
>cute, well mannered gentle mare

>>12873191
but women aren't people

>>12873190
twilight a shit

>>12873158
I'm always so disappointed in beast porn
The mares never look clean and stallions are terrible actors

>>12873191
...but that's the problem

>>12873193
Her sister is smoking hot

>>12873131
fuckslut
stud
lover

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>>12873203
Cloudchaser pls

Youre both hot

>>12873183
Fuck off Roogna

>>12873192

Because we've evolved past fucking for looking the best

sorry

>>12873200
The Pixie vids on gaybeast are great, she's squeaky clean looking and there's plenty of juicy winking

>4chan X updated
Oh shit
>now you can edit file names directly from the quick reply box
Oh shit that's actually neat.

>>12873183
Fuck off, Roogna.

>>12873207
YES,MORE

>>12873212
>tfw no cute pegasus mare twins giving you a double blowjob while talking dirty and teasing you

>>12873198
So you're going to eat Twilight?

>>12873193
If horses were sentientsapient? I'd prefer a more adventurous playful personality
I just don't trust them if they can't comprehend complex ideas

>>12873192
Lost case. Go join the pick up artist community. They'll teach you their secrets for a low low price.

>>12873215
damnit evolution. Damn you.

>>12873131
Niggerfucking lyebaking faggotstanking piece of overzealous assdicking manflap of your waifu.

>>12873183
Fuck off Roogna

FOR THIRTY CENTS EACH

THINGS RARITY WOULD NEVER SAY

ANNND GO

>>12873233
But I don't want just meaningless fucking

>>12873241
That's too much cum!

>>12873215
now we've devolved down to fucking the worst looking piece of transsexual shit

woo, humanity

>>12873241

"Be careful, you're really big"

>>12873218
The update messed with my 4chan media player inline embedder. I can't check the sounds box.

>>12873241
I've had enough cock.

>>12873241
Anon is a very attractive man

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>>12873218

Yeah. No need to keep 4 different versions of pictures with funny filenames anymore.

>>12873241
I don't feel like having sex right now.

>>12873248
I wouldn't call it devolution, just stagnation

>>12873241
>"I am not going to be friends with a filthy pegasus pony"

I just wanted to say that I love my waifu more than anything in the world

But you guys are on second place

Okay third after Sweetie.

>>12873241
DARLING

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>>12873218
I've actually always wanted this feature. I didn't know it was possible with JavaScript/HTML.

>>12873268
Thanks bruh but Sweetie is fucking shit

>>12873268
I'm sure your waifu loves you too.

>>12873248
Are we fucking Purpletinker, now? Does /mlp/ like her again?

FOR FIFTY CENTS EACH

THINGS FLITTER WOULD NEVER SAY

AAAAAND GO

>>12873268
You're waifu a shit

>>12873241
>"Wow, that's a big dick you have."

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goodnight mlpg

>>12873241
>"I love you,anonymous."

>>12873277
no, but someone is fucking BCS

>>12873241

That's too many dicks!

i think only the best of humanity should be allowed to breed.

Like, the top 15 or 10%.

Honey Boo Boo never should have been born.

>>12873278
Please don't cum in my mouth

>>12873224
panting
twitching
blushing
groaning your name
erratic breaths

>>12873290
Hitler pls

>>12873241
"And that's how your cells synthesise protein polypeptides"

>>12873278
Nothing because she has no personality and background characters are just glorified OCs.

>>12873299
No no, Hitler wanted to kill people, I just don't want as many people to impregnate eachother.

>>12873301
Yes twilight we get it you're super smart. No need to be a huge dick to everyone.

>>12873212
I want to make those mares gush marecream all over my cock and balls.

>>12873312
IQ test or castration.

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>>12873299
Imagine if we all were aryans now
No racism
Not bigotry
All dreams and no tears.

>>12873310
>glorified OC
newest addition to my filter list

>>12873331
The only thing Hitler did wrong was lose.

Fuck off /pol/

>>12873323

A secret police force dedicated to imprisoning inferiors

>>12873312
Hitler also practiced Eugenics.

>tfw probably wouldn't be allowed to breed.

>>12873323
IQ is a fucking retarded concept.
Only generally healthy people with no crippling mental disabilities should be the ones breeding. Passing basic knowledge tests is a second.

>>12873338
So did the WW2-era US Government.

>>12873342

that pussy doesn't look heavenly

that was a lie

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How many Hitlers would your idea for a perfect world create?

>>12873350
It'd be all warm and juicy, and the mare would be pushing back into you and grunting and oh my lord

>>12873354
The current system takes a toll of about 9 Hitlers when it comes to intelligence.

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ITS FRIDAY
FUCK I THOUGHT WOY WAWS COMING OUT TODAY

>>12873344
I'm not disputing that. But Hitler did engage in Eugenics, he did more than just kill people.

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>>12873379
>ITS FRIDAY
where did the fucking week go

>>12873387
Yes, he influenced many generations yet to come. Hitler was such a martyr, a true hero to all of mankind.

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>Fucking real ponies

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But isn't My Little Pony a little girl's show?

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So blue.
So rainbow.
So perfect.

DED

>>12873422
Rainbow dash is 3rd best pony

>>12873412
According to beastforum mares produce the most intense orgasms you'll ever experience with that winking action

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>>12873415
Yeah. It is.

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>>12873415

I absolutely don't want to murder anyone, that's just mean.

I mean, the lower castes can still have sex, they just have to get vasectomies and hysterectomies first.

I wouldn't wish a sexless life on...well, Hitler.

>>12873408
With me, I was up until Payday 2 released and played it for tons of hours. Then my sleep schedule got all fucked up and trying to use caffeine to get it back on track made my week go by so fast that I forgot to do anything productive.

>>12873442
But Hitler had a major piss fetish.

>>12873431
MLP ponies already make me cum like a geyser

>>12873408
>first semester of school starts monday after being out of it for 3 years
>still up ponying until 10am

Shit

>>12873455
Would Hitler piss on a Jew if he was on fire?

>>12873457
My jizz just sort of oozes out of my cock instead of spurting.

>tfw no cum aesthetics

>>12873443
>>12873461
Hell, I was up all night until 6am doing nothing, sleeping until 5pm, missing Hats and watching life slip by. School starts in a week and I have 4 different fucking classes with a 4 hour politcal science class on Wednesdays

>>12873472
I bet a pony sucking on your bellend would fix that.

>>12873466
>Would Hitler piss on a Jew if he was on fire?
mlpg, ladies and gentlemen.

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>>12873463

Must of checked the locator and archive when the marker was in mid move. I was scared.

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>>12873472
> he's not on the stack

>>12873501
Answering the major philosophical questions of our time

>>12873481
Is it bad if I planned my school schedule on something really stupid in october

>>12873517
Yes

>>12873517

What was it?

>>12873511
If a jew is writihing in agony due to being burned and there's only hitler there to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>12873524
Animu con in Detroit

>>12873521
O-ok

>>12873527
you know, I understand batman but I never got why there's gooponk.

>>12873511

If Twilight Sparkle was on a southbound train going 32km/h and Applejack was on a northbound train going 41km/h, and if the stations were 240km apart, would Rarity still be a slut?

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take a load off

>>12873545
Yes.

>>12873545
Rarity was never a slut, she is pure maiden.

>>12873538

>Detroit

>>12873545
I always hated math problems that simplify down to 1=1

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>>12873555

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>>12873556
I was born there, and I miss it.
Any questions?

>>12873562

I've always hated math problems

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GENEROSITY

>>12873569
WIZARDS

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>>12873549
Delicious, plump, juicy, pony rump.

>>12873569

I've been told that when people think of Detroit, they only think of the bad half and that there is a normal half that is really nice.

Is that a lie to get me to go there so some scumbag can shank me and take my wallet?

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Apples.

Who is the most ticklish Pony, /mlpg/?

>>12873583
Dash has a really nice butt. So does Cadence, she's a lot more elegantly built than Luna and Celestia, she's got those long delicate legs and that perky little ass.

>>12873597
Rainbow dash.

>>12873586
As with any major city, it's got a really nice part and a larger shit part.
General rule of thumb of not acting like a tourist kind of applies if you don't want to end up dead

>>12873597

Dash

you can't even sniff her wingpits without her breaking into a fit of laughter

>>12873569
Can you really buy up city blocks in abandoned areas and build a fortress?

>>12873612

>tfw /k/ will never really do this

>>12873569
Is Lafayette Park as nice as I've been lead to believe?

>>12873612
Apparently it's really difficult to get any kind of permit or business license, or do anything involving the local chamber of commerce, if you're white or from out of town.

The City of Detroit brings this shit on itself.

>>12873569
>>12873586

Actually, I live in Detroit currently.
The thing is, the city is getting the opposite of white flight. People are moving back in and buying up midtown and downtown.

For some reason, when blacks see this happening, they want to get their act together. We already lost the Science Center and Belle Isle to the white people trying to build up the city. All of a sudden the original citizens want to get their act together.

When I first moved back here I thought I'd be robbed in a matter of days but the fact of the matter is, Detroit is no different from any other city. You have a chance of being robbed if you don't have your wits about you. Driving a rich car in the poorest district in the city? No shit you're going to get robbed. But the areas in development are really going to turn the city around. Hell white people are here now walking in pajamas down and we have anime conventions now.

>fapped 3 times today
>too sore to go again
>tormenting myself with night threads

I want to cum again so bad but my dick hurts

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>>12873575
>>12873583
>>12873587

Heart!

>>12873604
>any major city
Pfffff okay enjoy that delusion, Yankee.

>>12873630
What kind of element is Heart anyway?

>>12873612
There was a petition to do this, no shit. Turn the whole area into some sort of themed zombie game and just let people wander around in the abandoned lots.
But yeah, you can buy properties for dirt as fuck cheap.

>>12873627
In the city, or in the metropolitan area?

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Redheads are cuties

>>12873629

Use lube and power through

or take a break and learn how to fap using just your frenulum, that's probably healthier

>>12873632
Keep drinkin' tea and wondering where all your colonies went, Brit

>>12873618
/asp/ might.

For paintball!

Holy shit that would be awesome.

>>12873597
Canonically Dash. As for who comes after that, nobody knows.

>>12873643
Faust is a babe.

>>12873604
I like living in my major American city where 30% of the population at any given time are tourists who don't speak English. It's nice to be able to casually walk around without worrying about being randomly killed.

>>12873637
Same kind of shitty element as Laughter.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY LAUGHTER? FUCKING LAUGHTER. THE OTHER ARE QUALITIES VIRTUES YOU KNOW REAL THINGS THAT MAKES SENSE AND ARE RELATED TO FRIENDSHIP AND THEN YOU HAVE LAUGHTER. GODDAMN FUCKING LAUGHTER.

>>12873632
Not him, but all cities I've been to have a better and slighly less good part. Granted the level of shittiness often varies per country, but it's always like that.

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>>12873637
A gay one

>>12873643
Faust is the 0.1%.

The vast majority of redheads are fucking hideous.

>>12873645
I've done that before, but it's hard to cum from just frenulum stimulation. I've done it before and it's mindblowingly intense, but it's too unreliable.

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>>12873657

>>12873642
I'm a ways down from the metro area and its still a lot safer then I had previously though.

>>12873645
>>12873645
>learn how to fap using just your frenulum

elaborate

>>12873669
All of them

>>12873662
bitch what didja say 'but my momma

>>12873677
I said she's ugly, anon.

Keep up.

>>12873670
I grew up in a city called Trenton. Do you know it?

>>12873676
oh you.

Milkmare is supposed to be English and DJ Acid is supposed to be German. Wow, you truly learn something new every day.

pony should pony pony

>>12873683
They should hook up.

>>12873683
SLOOOOOW

>>12873667

I'm not talking about just a finger, I mean gripping your cock and placing two fingers against your frenulum and fapping like normal, but with emphasis on your cockhead.

>>12873671

>>12873686
Not if I pony pony first.

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>>12873657
Its funny.
Recently I've been watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

The gang have NONE of these values.
No honesty, No loyalty, hardly any laughter, Kindness? HA. And certainly no Generosity. Yet they seem to do fine. They are like the anti EOH which is funny because I totally see the show as "What villains do in their free time."

>>12873678
BITCH IMMA CUT YOU

>>12873683
aw. i always imagined milky way as dutch

>>12873683
why

>>12873648
I chuckled.

>>12873698
I thought she was murikan.

>>12873683

I always imaged Milky Way as a valley girl

>>12873699
Oh Appledan
Your flutters was shit yesterday but I still saved it

>>12873698
huh
me too, now that you mention it

>>12873683
does this mean i could sing the song of our people with her?

>>12873703
Don't you mean giggled?

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>>12873709
I worked hard on it

>>12873705
Of course you did.

>>12873718
cheer up buttercup

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>>12873718
It's okay.
We're both getting better, yeah?

>>12873706
I though Milky Way had this motherly/caregiving thing going on where she actually was a milkmare. Not something typically associated with a valley girl.

>>12873714
OI ITS FIVE BONG GIT YER SOPPING MILK BAGS OUT AN HAVE A GO AT THOSE DREADFUL COWS

>>12873610
>Sniff her wingpits
Oh oh I think I have a new fetish

>>12873713
one of the most widespread and most productive breed of dairy cows is from the netherlands, so i guess that influenced

>>12873729
you ze vrong character on zhat list, ja?

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it's raining and windy outside

i'm scared something going to come crashing through my window and spray me with rainwater.

Hold me, MLPG. Hold me with pony images.

>>12873717
A chortle, if one is to be truly accurate.

>>12873727
y-yeah

>>12873729
Sorry, I just got a mental image of Pipsqueak treating Milky akin to a Page 3 pinup girl on the Sun
>COOOR BLIMY THOSE ARE SOME RIGHT BIG TONKERS

>>12873735
*picked ze

I'm going to marry Twilight.

>>12873694
So does that make the orgasm better or something

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>>12873740
Your waifu would be pleased on the inside

>>12873735
The best milk imho is full fat from Guernsey. It's pale yellow and creamy as fuck.

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>>12873736

Would you cuddle with Celestia? I like to think of her hugs being like a blanket fresh out of the dryer.

Would you be happy if she hummed The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow?