Yellowquiet edition!Old noisy and socially outgoing horse: >>12857945
>>12863632if you're going to make every new thread would it kill you to be a little more creative than "edition" every time?
>>12863679Almost good, those artifacts annoy me.
>>12863671if you're going to complain about every thread would it kill you to make your own some time?
>>12863704did someone say artifacts?
>>12863711I doAnd I'm just asking because it's getting a little boring
sex with Rarity
>>12863724I should really rewatch that episode.
>>12863741Okay, I'll stop making the horses.
>>12863632>"But I wanted to save them both!"
>>12863714I'd be upset if I looked in the mirror and saw that too. Poor Fluttershy.
I personally Love the taste of Trixie/Applebloom/Gilda/Cadence/Alicorn Twilightin my luxary Recording Room on my bed.Would anyone like to share how Octavia surpasses to be the most powerful character in the show?
This week on a very special episode of My Little Pony:
>>12863773Is that the same spider model from Luna Eclipsed?
>>12863782DFG PLS DRAW MORE
>>12863775Trigun for best anime of the forever
>>12863770Well don't make me feel like an asshole, I was just asking for a little more creativity.
>>12863785worst lucky star
Have you finished those projects?
>>12863803I do believe that is different
>>12863782Time to rewatch BTTF
>>12863704No one ever fixes those artifacts and they always bother me.
>>12863797Marker don't do that. You're gonna get hurt!
>"Look at me I'm Anon and I want to create things but it's too hard so I just whine that I can't a hurr durr."
>>12863812NO I HAVE NOT FINISH THAT PROJECTAND YOU CANNOT STOP ME, FOUL BEAST.
>>12863810Nah it was a fair point
>Applebloom doesn't have a cutie mark.She can't be a waifu if she isn't a proper woman.she's also not an adult, but that's secondary in some cultures.
>>12863824I want that coin
>>12863704>>12863822I tried 4 times.Photoshop insisted that they stay.
>>12863812Designing OC cutie marks is mind wracking give me tips.
>>12863812I just have to pick these classes. Unfortunately they dont offer horsefucking here.
>>12863851She's still best pony and favorite pony.
>>12863812Your project will never be complete
>>12863812>somebody is taking my spongebob schtickYeah okay.
>>12863781This is the reason why I come to /mlp/other then those Pony thread Simulators.I think this brony made this thread 20% cooler
JJ probably made more money in t-shirt sales this month than you have made all year.And tiarawhy has made $5,600 just since this thread started
>>12863871>OC MAYMAY DONUT STEEL!
>>12863863well what's the talent?
>>12863874Who is she pointing at?
>>12863863keep it simple, stupid
>>12863827You don't own Marker!Marker's busting loose on the dance floor!
>>12863863Well what talent do they have?
>>12863860Just give it a white background and we wont notice.
>>12863779I wouldn't beFluttershy is a very beautiful pony
>>12863884She's hailing Hitler. And thus Fluttershy's dark secret was revealed.
>>12863886ThisErr on the side of "stupidly symbolic": remember Cheerilee's mark doesn't make a lot of sense.
>>12863877No doubt. And he's going to be getting a ton of publicity from this "movement."
>>12863889that's the most kupo story I've ever heardstill, JJ probably made more
>>12863904B-but MUH TRANSPARENCY
>>12863880No, I just hope that they still do that extremist creation existentialism thing I did.
>>12863906If you were Fluttershy for a day in Equestria would you tell anyone or just have fun with it?
>>12863884She's pointing at you, Anon.
>>12863917I don't know what kupo means.
Pinkamena is done, posting an alt version just because in a bit.
>>12863875>>12863781I think if we all loved and tolerated, this place would be a better place 8(
>>12863882>>12863894One specializes in Barbecue saucesOne specializes in Salad dressingsOne specializes in Sour flavored foods.I have an idea for the first one, a meh idea for the second, and a kind of boring for the 3rd.
pony don't shit my pants
this is boring
>>12863919Then for each frame make a new clipping layer above it and fill in the appropriate color over the edges.
>>12863831Just realize you will be letting everyone down. I cannot make you finish your project, but I can make your life a living hell.>>12863863It's easier to attach meaning to an object than attach an object to meaning.>>12863870Do not let yourself be defeated, anon, else your project will consume your mind and steal your sanity.
>>12863964>>12863953Which one do I shoot?
>>12863812no, i'm still working on it
>>12863953>>12863964when did rose draw this
>>12863959Poor Crackle is like the definition of dragon ugly.
>>12863632THAT QUIET IS A VERY GOOD QUIET
>>12863949These two ponies should do more things together.
>>12863985Are you kidding, look at those tits and those hips
>>12863963First one could be BBQ ribsSecond could be a generic salad dressing bottleThird could be a lemon
You can become a ponybut you have to be a pet of a euphoric brony manchild for two months.Do you accept?
>>12863993Like what? They dont have that much in common.
>>12863993I'd watch many episodes of those two ponies doing things together
>>12863993Dash is so fucking cute there.
>>12864009Will he cum inside me?
>>12864011I don't know, Anon. I'm sure they can fine something to do.
>>12864009Of course.>PetThat brony would listen to anything I told him to do. And if by some anti-miracle he didn't it's only 2 months.
>>12864009do I get to go to Equestria after my two-month service is up?
>>12863998She looks so off compared to the other dragons. They probably use her as an example of what not to look like.
>>12864022Dash is always cute
>>12864009kick him in the dickrepeatedlythen run off and live free for the two months
>>12863812No>tfw you don't have the skill to complete your project satisfactorily
>>12864009I never wanted to be a little pony
>>12864022She is usually pretty cute though.
>>12863812i'm just about to start it again, actuallywake up, pinkie
>>12864009>become Cream Puff>don't take no shit from no brony
>>12864009>but you have to be a sex slave to a euphoric brony manchild for two monthsNot even on meth.
>>12864011They both like the out doors, they both like parties, they both like each other
>>12864050That actually makes a whole lot of sense.
>>12864050Have we even seen any other female dragons? She could be a sex goddess by dragon standards.
>>12864022>Dash is so fucking cuteftfy
>>12864063My fetish is owning an anon turned pony that did not want to be a pony
>>12863984A few days ago.Also posting this for someone.
>>12864009oh heck no i dont think i could stand living with an atheist>look outside>see butterflies flitting around underneath the sunshine>ladybug lands on my hand>mfw some miserable homofaggot tries to cast doubt on the theory of Intelligent Design after all this
What if human con?
>>12864096why would you want to own someone from /v/?
>>12864009>>12864077why is everyone saying "euphoric" these daysdid i miss something
>>12864087Dash should be a cat more often.
>>12864113IT'S THE HOT NEW MAYMAY ON EVERYPONY'S LIPS!
>>12864111>worstpone cosplaying worstVAno pls
>>12864113an outstandingly dumb and narsacistic comment from r/facesofatheism
>>12864077But he didn't say SEX slave, anon.Did you perhaps read it differently for some reason?
>>12864056He will look for you. He will find you. And he will kill you.
>>12864113Its the average state of the enlightened mind.
>>12864107>ladybugs and butterfliesYou really put the fag in christfag.
>>12864103what a qt
>>12864112Not him but I share that fetish.I want him to him to love being a pony and by the time his transformation is fully complete he would be singing smile smile smile.
>>12864134Not sex slaves are the exception, not the rule on MLPG.
>>12864113Some atheist redditor made up a quote along the lines of "In this moment, I am euphoric, not because of some phony god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence"
>>12864150>>12864127>>12864124this explains nothing
>>12864150Real talk here, this relentless posting of it has gotten more annoying than any of the original people it mocks.
>>12864167>not putting a comma after "because"do you even
>>12864171It's part of a copypasta that originated from some Atheist Fedora wearing dude saying that "he is enlightened by his own intelligence and is euphoric because of it."I believe
>>12864182OH FUCK YOU, PHOTOSHOP
How does each equestria girl respond to finding out the condom broke?
>>12864215>>12864182>tfw EqGshit still isn't bannable
>>12864191Does he even what?There shouldn't be a comma after either "because" in that sentence.
>>12864194specifically from r/facesofathiesm IIRC, wheren users of r/atheism are encouraged to post their mugs and a little bit of text
>>12864180Hey, we have to totally kill a joke before everyone else gets a hold of it. How do you expect us to be miserable towards the rest of the internet if we don't hate the things they like?
>>12864240>wants MLP content to be bannable on /mlp/
>>12864167so enlightenedso epik
Would you a pony if it was an anon trapped inside a pony's body?
>>12864215>still trying for transparency on a gifYou bring great shame to your family
>>12864240It's ponyIt's made by the same people, it has "My little pony" right in the name.
>>12864229Happy because now they get to be lazy cunts and can make your life miserable with blackmail and child support if you don't do what they say.
>>12864229Rarity starts queefing as hard and fast as she can, squelching uncontrollably, trying to force the cum outYou watch her for a good five minutes until she gets blue in the face before telling her it doesn't work like that
>>12864267even ribbit has been mocking them relentlesslyComments about being atheist and proud get mocked to here and back
>>12864245the original quote has a comma after "because"it's half of what makes it so euphoric
>>12864274Why is she wearing ears?Why does she have a tail?Why is big mac in the same class as them?Why are those little curley ques on those columns?Why is she wearing a skirt over her shorts?Why?
EqG Dash please goEqG Fluttershy please come
>>12864313comments about being anything and proud get mockedmoral of the story is you should never be proud of yourself and always keep your eyes on the ground when you walk
>>12864312im pretty sure the title of the movie is My Little Pony Equestria Girls
>>12864324Oh, I see.>mfwwhich one?
Dash's smelly feet
>>12864348Fuck you, I'm awesome!
Is there a way to make the canvas in SAI mirrored?
>>12864348No, people get mocked for that too.
>>12864338>Why is she wearing a skirt over her shorts?Because unf.
>>12864388true.alright moral of the story is you should kill yourself
>>12864402You're pretty weird, dude.
>>12864402>RD will never gag you with her sweat soaked socks
>>12864338>watch the movie>watch the movie>watch the movie>because the movie is shit>because the movie is shit>because the movie is shit
>>12864385hit H like it's a cheating slut
What is MLPG listening to?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZZ17snuglY
>>12864338>Why is she wearing ears?Its a school spirit thing that ties in to why they are singing>Why does she have a tail?same as above>Why is big mac in the same class as them?Who says he is? maybe he is a class ahead of them (I honestly dont remember if they were seniors or not)>Why are those little curley ques on those columns?Decorations?>Why is she wearing a skirt over her shorts?She wants to wear a skirt, but leads an active lifestyle that would make wearing normal underwear in a skirt not very modest. I mean girls kinda do this all the time.>Why?Because humanized drawings
>>12864435You already asked that last thread
>>12864145Mhmbout to start the nsfw partin the thread is still okay right
>>12864427Ughhhhhone of these days i'm going to force myself to sit through that shit
>>12864438>Who says he is?He's sitting right there
>>12864371Dash's freshly-washed feetDash's damp, towel-clad bodyDash's messy rainbow hair
>>12864406Moral of the story is to not think your way is the right way, listen to other people, and to ignore empty insults.
>>12864450>Missed the stream right after we got the DVDripI feel bad for you son
Shhh, no poniesOnly humans now.
>>12864490Find me 6 ponies with attitude!
>>12864472As a senior in high school i sat with plenty of juniors, sophomores and freshmen. did you even read that whole point?
>>12864508You should probably spend some points in the other attributes
Freshly washed girls is my fetish.
>>12864415>>12864428>>12864429Thanks, but I meant mirrored as in have it do the same on one side but flipped, so it's symmetrical
>>12864490it's so awfulit's justsoso awufl
Pony wants to sleep with you.
>>12864525Did you see that My Little Slave comic?It wasn't that great but when they washed slave Twilight I lost it.
>>12864438>(I honestly dont remember if they were seniors or not)Their class in high school, where the movie was set, was never mentioned. Neither were any actual classes. Nothing happens in a class.Why they bothered setting it in a high school is anybody's guess
>>12864521In something other than THAT?! That's a pointless endeavor. I've got all my chips on the right mark.
>>12864531duplicate the tap, then hit ctrl T, then in the options, there should be a "flip vertically" button.
>>12864531select all then click flip horizontal
>>12864486Dash's pert, sensitive breastsDash's taut, athletic buttDash's long, toned legsDash's wiggly little toes
>>12864486Dash's unwashed sweaty feetDash's dirty, oily skinDash's messy rainbow hair
>>12864544Tell her only if her friends come to
>>12864548>Why they bothered setting it in a high school is anybody's guessBecause hasbroBecause tweens demographicBecause moneyAnon, in all honesty: DYEWTS?
>>12864525mine tooand girls wearing nothing but a towel
>>12864546no. where can I see it?
>>12864575BART GET OUT I'M PISS
>>12864561>>12864564Dash's hairy moleDash's clogged poresDash's skin flakes
>>12864580a small towel
>>12864565Come to what? Where are they going?
>>12864578Uh, yes. But since we're talking about the movie, that doesn't matter much.I meant for story reasons. It's kind of obvious they wanted to make money from this.
>>12864554Too egotistical to be of any value.
>>12864561>>12864564Ponies don't have feet
>>12864593I'm lookingSome anon posted the whole thing in mlpg like a month ago but technically you need to buy it.
>>12863702its always refreshing to see a nonobese neckbeard cargoshort brony every once in a while
>>12864633Human ones do
>>12864561Dash's flexible bodyDash's snug sexDash's tight assDash's cute little moans
>>12864602How is she gonna dry herself?Stop being silly.
>>12864580>>12864602I like pictures of girls covering themselves in a teasing manner.
>>12864643Humans aren't ponies
>>12864652Who says giggle out loud like that?
>>12864668I DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
>>12864668PANKA WAKE UP
>>12864668>tfw you will never wake up to this
>>12864643>>12864665What is this, My Little Human General?
>>12864564fucker, stop giving me boners against my consent
>>12864675TILDE MEANS SOUND EFFECT
>>12864668TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
>>12864668ah fuck. so much for this thread. good night.
>>12864668SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
>>12864662>Dash holding her towel up so it just barely conceals her nipples>her slender legs are crossed so you can't see her naughty bits>she gazes at you with half-lidded eyes and bites her lower lip
>>12864702No it doesn't, babe~
>>12864668>>12864694Well good morning.
>>12864702Wait no it doesn't. Those are asterisks.Aren't they?*twiddles thumbs*
>>12864736We totally did
>>12864736Looks like she woke up in the middle of the night~
>>12864736wake up, anon!
>>12864736>messy hair PankSo cute
>>12864446oh man oh man oh man aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>12864736Why does panka have a bulge?
>>12863812Still working on it:http://i.imgur.com/GxfThWY.png
>>12864736could you please reply to the post chain so i don't have to filter each of your posts individually.
>>12864755Where's the /a/ version.
>>12864777Panka's hair is always messy.
>>12864786That's her fun pole, silly
>>12864796Why the fuck would you filter pony.Especially when it's nonsexual pony, you have no excuse.
>>12864796you could probably just filter "present" in the filename bit, assuming that's how filters work
>>12864795hot damn, rei
>>12864807it won't be nonsexual for long
>>12864795What a good pony.
>>12864800Not to that degree
Alex Hirsch is doing an AMA right now.http://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/1kgq85/i_am_alex_hirsch_creator_of_gravity_falls_ask_me/#spoiler
>>12864822Of course it will.
>>12864795>the dick on the left and her tail look like a claw
>>12864824I know, right? Not only does she help ghosts pass on, she tends to their needs until they do.
>>12864807i hate braeburned and simply don't want to see his shit, so it won't piss me off the point i'll shitpost about it.like right now.
Is it possible to use the archive search engine for pictures?
>SLEEPOVER QUESTwelpI thought I could get some sleep tonight
>>12864850Goddammit, can't unsee. Hopefully coloring it will fix it.
>>12864861I don't care much for him either, but his art and pank quest is cute.That's all you can ask for is cute pony.
>>12864861why dont you just talk to him about it
>tfw can't draw nor write fast enough to quest
>>12864085she is covered in gems.she probably a different breed of dragon.
Pinkie Pie has no respect for the dead.
>>12864736HUG HIM PINKIE HUG HIM
>>12864921how does a skull have moving brows
>>128642923 through 5, perfect
>>12864921The dead aren't people (or ponies) anymore so who cares?
>>12864921It's just a skull, not like the person is going to care about it anymore.
>>12864953>>12864864You can!If you have 4chanX, look at that upper right arrow, go to "Archive", then "Image MD5"
WE'VE GOT OPPORTUNITY
>>12864913just draw and write it all in advance then only select the answers that mold to the material you already have
>>12864946It just does.
>>12865004ALRIGHT THEN ROLLROLL THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
Oh, uh... BraeburnQuest in ~23 hours.Just thought I'd let you know.
>>12865008Why is there just a fleshy patch where the pussy should be?
>decide to catch up on adventure time because why not>episode about Finn literally having wet dreams and forcing them to happenThe fuck happened to this show?
>>12865020I HAVE A REALLY HIGH WIDOW'S PEAK
I love everything about mlpg Rainbow Dash, except her candy cane skirt. That doesn't work.
>>12865026Are we gonna rustle us up some varmints
>>12865029Because it's not a mare, dude.
NOW ENTERING THE PONE ZONE_________________________________________________________
You know you don't have to stop talking because you are waiting for Brae's quest thing, right?
>>12865043>mlpg Rainbow Dashwhat
>>12865057The episode is about Finn getting turned on by watching Flame Princess beat up Ice King because it gives him dreams where she shoots fire at his groin.
>>12864977Oh I seeThanks Dooks
>>12865026How goes those other projects?
>>12865079I think he means EQG Rainbow Dash.
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>12865079If I can manage to not splurge spaghetti at how ridiculously adorable that outfit is, go for a run.
Hi.First off, I'd like to apologize for using my trip on a post that has nothing to do with the archive. When things began in late 2010, I told myself I'd never do this - that I'd keep my own useless feelings separate from the job of operating tools for the community. I promise this isn't going to be a regular thing. But I'm posting with this trip because I'm asking a favor - as the person who runs the archive - and whether or not you decide to do me this favor I'm asking that you at least hear me out.
>>12865105None, you horrible monster.
>>12865080it became shipping timethat's not even a joke, it's just honestly the best description of what it is now
>>12865105It's not murder if it isn't a person.
>>12865124How many of you have given someone a hearty slap on the back? It's harmless, right? Obviously. It's a gesture of affection.But let's say one of your buddies has sunburn. In that situation, the gesture of levity hurts. And when you know/remember they have sunburn, you generally refrain from slapping them on the back until the sunburn heals.This kind of thing goes beyond slaps on the back, of course. People do or say things that seem harmless, but because of someone's background or the shit they've gone through up until then, it can cut like a knife. And everyone's made that kind of mistake in innocence - like the slap on the back when you didn't know your friend had sunburn - but when you know, you start having a decision to make.There are people in this world who catch enormous shit for who they are. Not for the stupid or annoying or awful things they've DONE, but for who they ARE. Stuff they never had a choice about. That constant scorn is one of the worst sunburns in the world, and it can mean that things that would otherwise be harmless end up hurting like hell.There are people in this world who have had stuff done to them that's scarred them for life. And maybe you don't know about it - people do a good job of hiding it - but maybe you do. And sometimes a thing that wouldn't otherwise be a problem is guaranteed to reopen those wounds if they're there - or, for that matter, make the people who habitually go around making those scars think that you've got their back.This is a request, not a sermon. In the end, I'm just some guy with a website that points to a different website. Your choices are your own, and I have no right or ability to force my ideals on anyone.But I'm asking a favor: think of the effect your words might have. And if you've got more than one option for a joke or "harmless" fun or so forth, consider steering for ones that aren't going to slap people with sunburn on the back.Thanks.Friendship is Magic.
>>12865072let us talk of your favorite comic so far.Which one was it and why?
_____________________________________________NOW LEAVING THE PONE ZONE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. GLORY TO EQUESTRIA.
>>12865084You ever go up one of those rock-climbing walls and end up at a spot where your next hand/foothold is juuust out of reach, and then you look down and realize you're fucking 30 feet in the air with nothing between you and the ground?
>>12865080how can people still watch that show anymore.all it is is romance and boulderdash subplots
>>12865026Ah, thanks! Had the archive open in another tab to look up what time it was, this saves me the bother.
>>12864593>>12864637I found it but it's a little downsized.http://ebt-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/56552621007/my-little-slave-part-1http://ebt-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/56552602470/my-little-slave-part-2
>>12863632Nature is so fascinating.
>>12865162#9 is the best.
>>12865148I'm... not sure what you're referring to in general, but I try not to step on toes. My apologies if I've offended anyone.I'll try harder. Have a good weekend.
>>12865148oh god what did you do
>>12865148I thought that was going somewhere good then it just went all downhill ass soon as you said >im asking a favor:
>>12865179I've done parkour, so something similar, yeah. Go on with this analogy...
>>12865121Dash is really good at pulling off cute in clothing.
>>12865148Something specific happen that caused you to say this?Don't have to say what exactly if you don't feel like it.
>>12865148>>12865124Oh Christ I thought you were leaving us or something.
>>12865200Man what was issue 9? I haven't read it yet.
>>12865195is there a non shitty size of this? i need it
>>12865148Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words cause psychological scarring and wars.
>>12865222dont answer this archive, its bait
>>12865162From the thumbnail, I thought Sweetie was wearing a collar...
>>12865229Issue #9 was the first part of the two-part Big Mac arc.
>>12865218as a long time dashfag it warms my heart to see how well the generals opinion has swung over the past year.
>>12865242I'm really not trying to be bait, sorry if it sounded like it.I'm wondering if something specific happened or if it's just something that's been dragging on that cause him to say all that.
You are now aware this is what dating Twilight would be like, SCHEDULE and all.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/619043/c0b6a47681/
>>12865229You haven't read Big Mac Turns on Ponyville yet?
>>12865218Dash is always cute, all the time, clothes or no
>>12865277are u feeling euphoric m8
Doesn't seem like these have been posted here yet, so what do you guys think of the solicitations for November?My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #13Heather Nuhfer (w) • Brenda Hickey (a) • Hickey, Sara Richard (c)The ponies hit the high seas! A trip to Horeshoe Bay takes a turn for the dramatic when our gang is captured by Hoofbeard the Pirate! Will the ponies help him find his long lost treasure, or will they be walking the plank?My Little Pony Art Gallery—SpotlightVarious (a) • Sara Richard (c)Showcasing beautiful pin-ups and covers from some of the best new My Little Pony artistic talent! Will this be where you find your new favorite artist?My Little Pony Micro-Series #9: SpikeRob Anderson (w) • Agnes Garbowska (a) • Amy Mebberson, Garbowska (c)Spike is ready for the responsibility of being a pet-owner! However, he might be getting more than he bargained for when a delivery of Sea Beasts (“just add water!”) arrives at his door. Spike’s unusual training methods will result in some surprises for everyone’s favorite baby dragon!http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/idw-publishing-solicitations-for-november-2013/
>>12865281What about a collar?
>>12865258>>12865255I keep seeing screengrabs. I didn't know it was out. Assumed they were previews.>>12865269OhhhI have to now.Ever since I saw the Fleetfoot page I've been meaning too.
>>12865260I agree. What do you think made most people like RD more as the show went on?
>>12865295That collar is doing things for me it probably shouldn't.
>>12865294Raid the fridge!
>>12865260Makes me happy. Just look at how much art of her I'm getting.
>>12865294uh oh, Pinkie... what are you planning? Maybe make him breakfast?
>>12865294Please don't break anything Pinkie. And whatever you do, do not look in the third drawer.
>>12865294Oh jeez I hope I took my trash outShe doesn't need to see all those failed letters I was gonna send her
luke allen are you in here
>>12865217Well, on one hand you're thinking, "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea," and on the other, "The alternative is far worse."
>>12865294Oh god she's going to find that fleshlight that I said in last quest, isn't she? I think it would be better for it to be a plain one rather than a Pinkie™ one because it seems too concentrated. Just have her be all like "oh you use one of these things?" rather than "oh you want to fuck me?" But that's just like, my opinion man.
>>12865303She got more adorable
>>12865289I think the Pirate summary is more complete than the one we had before but I'm pretty sure we knew the others.Spike cover is cute though
>>12865303Read it and Weep,Hurricane Fluttershy,Sleepless in Ponyville and Wonderbolts Academy(to a degree)
>>12865339he's always here, in our hearts
>>12865303I think people initially liked her because while she was a bit of a jerk at times, she was sincere, spunky, and fun. then MtBPW and MMDW happened and she got a really bad wrap as they over blew her ego. Then she got a series of episodes like RiaW, HCFS and little scenes here and there that showed how much she had learned from previous episodes, and overall grew as a character. then season 3 happened and she was pretty much best pony hands down.
>>12865296It's a 2-part story arc. The previews are from #10.#11-12 are a 2-parter about Cadance and Shining Armor's getting together as a couple.
>>12865295even a collarif she's into it, that is
>>12865307Pinkie looks better in it.
>>12865371rainbow dash will be the next alicorn princess
>>12865313>you'll never wake up next to Dash
>>12865294Time for breakfast. Wakey wakey, eggs and something that isn't bakey.
>>12865289>HoofbeardThey are really scraping on the bottom of the barrel here
>>12865393That is an opinion, not a fact.
>>12865362>Wonderbolts Academy(to a degree)I think that episode was one of the best to show her character growth.
>>12865343I like to take it a step further in the meta direction. What would happen if you did no projects? You gotta go somewhere.
>>12865289>A trip to Horeshoe BayThis is going to fuck with me so much because this is a real place nearby. And not only that but I know that the place nearby is where they stole the name from.
>>12865205>>12865222Love the show. Fandom's done some great stuff. Fandom's also been making rape jokes and stereotyped-as-fuck OCs and so forth since day one because this is 4chan. Held my tongue at first because I didn't realize there was a problem, and kept holding it later because I thought it wasn't my business and nobody would listen anyway. Some discussion today finally made me decide that if I really think the shit's wacked, I may as well say something because maybe if the guy who's run the archive for two and a half years said it, someone might listen to him.That's the story, basically. Whatever you folks decide to do, I've said my say and you can return to your regularly scheduled programming.
>>12865415I do too. I just wasn't really a fan of it though. I think the ending kinda turned me off a little bit but it was a good episode for her.
>>12865411i have no idea what this is referring to.
>>12865416That's kind of what I was getting at. You're either here or on the ground (splat or no)
>>12865361I KNOW, RIGHT?Goddamn the thought of fucking bitches in part for procreation gets my motor humming
>>12865289how the fuck are a bunch of pirates going to capture the most powerful magic user in equestria
>>12865444Yeah, it was sorta mid tier overall, but i loved it as a dashfag. But they should have gone with its origional episode.
>>12865460Hostage situation? I mean, magic's great but you can only do so much at once.
>>12865378Is it in a handy imgur album or something?
>>12865410i cant imagine the ny little pony writers putting in too much effort into a childrens comic. as long as the bronies get their memes and references they are happy.
>>12865260thank /mlp/ for that
>>12865433what discussion today?
>>12865510Some one called Derpy ugly
>>12865494Or thank the show for writing her better?
>>12865433Archive when did you start letting ponychan and tumblr-nazis get to you?
>>12865460>magicYou just answered it yourself >>12865469I can only hope that Fluttershy gets a recovery much to the degree that dash did. Her stock plummeted with season 2
>>12865433I'm fine with 86ing rape 'jokes' (I don't remember too many beyond >rape which is an endless quoting of someone who found it objectionable and of course DD's predilections) but what do you mean stereotyped-as-fuck OCs? Like, Marker Pony?Also I missed most of today so I don't know what happened.
>>12865449Comfort is the worst thing because it can become a prison you never want to leave. Stagnation leads to death.
>>12865453the school outfit was unf tooand holy shit that girl had a nice ass
>>12865378I hope they do more fleetmac shenanigans.
>>12865510Tumblrites have been calling Molestia offensive because of >rape
WOW LOOK AT ALL THIS DISCUSSIONWE NEED PICS STAT
>>12865522Keep calm and flutter on was a step int he right direction, but could have been executed a little better.
>>12865514no, it is pretty much /mlp/ being now most of the general
>>12865543Nothing can be offensive, you can only be offended.
>>12865564No im pretty sure she has just gotten better as a character overall.
>>12865433>boo hoo hoo rape jokesHoly shit. Grow the fuck up.
>>12865490I think you can check yayponies.eu.Not sure about imgur albums, there probably are some.>>12865540I'm guessing Luna shows back up during the climax, too.
>I don't like thing. That means no one else should talk or joke about thing at all because the world must cater to me.
>>12865525Usually Japanese porn leaves me deeply unsatisfiedBut lordy loo their impregnation and X-Ray stuff is amazing
>>12865515Dude, I've been like this for years. I've just kept it hidden because I thought using the bully pulpit made you a bully.>>12865523Nah, not Marker Pony. Racial stereotypes or shit like that. Got a lot of that back on Ponibooru.
>>12865433Since when have rape jokes bothered anyone on 4chan ever.Archive, what is wrong.
>>12865608I am okay with this also.
>>12865616It's usually because the storylines are predictable and/or depressing.+100 for the latter.
>>12865618Who gives a shit about any of what you are saying, you've been around for 2 years and you're just now getting offended at >rape?
>>12865433a friend was raped, right?pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesayno
>>12865622not everyone is okay with rape and not everyone has to shitpost about his opinion.this might be hard to understand for the likes of you.
>>12865663i think he is saying it always bothered him but is just now saying something
>>12865622It isn't on 4chan. It's on tumblr, objectively the worst site on the internet.
>>12865622>just because you're on 4chan means you're ok with any joke posted there
>>12865609Discussing/debating the thing and about it is fine, it's just when it turns into an uncivil whine and insult fest when it's wrong.
>>12865558I didn't really have any qualms with the episode really but I do think it was a step in the right direction. EQG was also good for her too.
>>12865433Yeah sorry, but I disagree. I'm not going to put trigger warnings for everything that could possibly offend someone. It's their duty to make amends with their problems, not my duty to dance around every word I say because it might hurt someone who I don't know's feelings on the internet.
>>12865618you really thought you were some sort of brony celebrity or something?you've been hosting rape pics and fics on fimchan for years now.
>>12865289I can't believe Peewee is fucking dead
>>12865663believe it or not, but people who can keep their opinion to themselves for the sake of not causing a shitstorm actually used to be abundant in this thread.
>>12865618Oh. I don't really remember any of those on MLPG, sorry, other than some easy jokes at Zecora's expense. But thanks for your patience, I understand better now.
>>12865585nah, she is still the same, the population of the thread is what changed
>>12865683If you're on 4chan you shouldn't give much of a shit about anything.That's how 4chan functions.
i was never a fan of rape jokes or the popular mlpg >rape meme so i never used them.i know telling 4chan to stop being so edgy is so impossible its not even worth wasting your time trying. if anything you are only making it worse by telling them to stop.
>>12865685Yeah, I'm not saying discussion isn't good. I was talking mainly about the tumblr bullshit.
>>12865704>she is still the sameDYEWTS?
>>12865671Oooooh never mind, was confused. Still I find the whole getting offended at things happening on the internet pretty silly, you can spend your whole life fighting against "offensive" things and you won't scratch the surface.>>12865699There's a difference between a shitstorm and discussion.
>The season 4 villain complains that their power of friendship is tearing her friendship with her comrades apart.
>>12865713Rape is wrongEven Satan knows that
>>12865666You wound me deeply, Satan.
reiduran, what the fuck
>>12865683to most people new to 4chan the entire site is /b/.they think this is some alternative enclave of edgy rebels
What black ops 2 emblem should I make next?I was thinking Gloomy's cutie mark.
>>12865686>EQG was also good for her too.EQG did actually play FS' personality rather well. one of the few things it did well
>>12865616>>12865618>bully pulpitWhat does that mean? I remember Fred Phelps saying that all the time in the WBC videos he did, never knew what the fuck it meant. It sounds important, though.
If Pinkie tries to be my friend and I don't consent is that rape?
The very least we could do is stop shitting on sentenal.The Luna thing is still hilarious, though. That shit never gets old.
>>12865683If you really get upset over rape jokes, than yeah, you don't belong here.
>>12865742The entire 4chan "culture" is the creation of tough skinned, usually filterless assholes.Which holds true much more often than not.
>>12865771That's not the bathroom, Pinkie!
>>12865433That's pretty respectable, dude. Stay frosty.
>>12865771WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND, PINKHORSE
>>12865761What the fuck does a bully pulpit have anything to do with Japanese impregnation erotica?
>>12865770Not upset about about them, but I don't have to like them either
>>12865760I think keeping the personalities of the cast intact was actually the strongest part of the movie.
>>12865771WHAT WILL SHE FIND?PANTIES?MAGAZINES?OUR LARGE FLARED CHANCE?
>>12865771oh god did I bury those spank mags
>>12865801Too bad they didn't do much with them.
>>12865742In all fairness, most of the site now is just /b/ with a theme.
>>12865771it seems her shirt merged with her body
>>12865782autist pls go
>>12865801It was. Shame the rest of the movie was complete dogshit.
>>12865801Like AJ and Dash wearing dresses?
>>12865761It's a phrase coined by Teddy Roosevelt. Basically it meant that recognizable people can use that recognition to push their opinions.
UNDER MY SKIN THERES A FIRE BURNING
>>12865770cut him some slack, he is from the /co/ days. the normal boards dont care for edgy humor and jokes.the guy needs to realize /mlp/ is in the /b/ tier now.
>>12865775Everyone is incredibly hostile and aggressive because most people here are very unhappy with themselves
>>12865832>tfw /co/ has been in the /v/ tier for years
>>12865826>>12865761Basically, it's using a position of authority as a position to speak your voice from. Usually used to refer to the Presidency.
>>12865761https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bully_pulpitlrn2 google m8
>>12865835>not recognizing paffendorf
>>12865834Really? I tend to have fun watching and sometimes participating in verbal assaults. It's highly amusing.
>>12865824i know right, when the fuck have those two ever worn a dress for a special occasion?
>>12865824AJ and Dash wore dresses before. They're females and sometimes they'll do female things. You're lucky the writers didn't go full MMDW for the movie.
>>12865832>implying he's the only from "the /co/ days">implying he's the only who thinks these jokes are fucking tasteless and don't belong here>implying I haven't been biting my tongue for two and a half years because I didn't want to raise a stink
>>12865816some more than others. /co/ and /mu/ have fallen from grace a long time ago and what seems to be left is /sp/, /tg/ and /fit/
>>12865801they never had much personality to begin with. if it stays exactly the same going from full grown adults to school children.
>>12865854I do too, but this is pretty much the most consistently hostile community I know of
>>12865871I like youI hate rape jokes
>>12865868>special occasionEqG wasn't special occasions, and AJ and Dash were still wearing skirts.
>>12865871Molestia was a thing before Archive was ever a thing.
>>12865900wasn't ENTIRELY special occasions, excuse me.
>>12865871i think it's funny how all these guys can't fathom that people are actually willing to shut up about things they don't like for the sake of the thread.out thread is full of these types now.
>>12865871this is how i feel too. i wonder how many of us are left in here. when i found mlpg in /co/ i was already past my /b/ days.
Getting offended by things on the internet means, you should probably take a break from the internet.Just don't take things on the internet to heart.
>jokes about death>depictions of death>jokes about torture>depictions of torturea-okay>rapeOH NO, WE MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS
>>12865801Dash's dialogue didn't sit with me well
>>12865868 Those skirts they wore in school.
what just happened
>>12865900>A school dance isnt a special occasionWhile admittedly it was more than likely lazy design, clothing conventions are different between the to worlds. Besides Dash's was rather in character with her shorts on underneath
>>12865915And rape jokes were a thing before any of us ever existed. Congrats people, you don't like thing. Do you really expect to change the ingrained culture of a place by going on here and complaining about it? Can we shut the fuck up and get back to the general please?
>>12865929None of those are okay, what the hell are you smoking.
>>12865925>people are going to be assholes, therefore I should just bite my lip and go do something else just because someone is being an asshole online
>>12863812god damn it
>>12865945And they were bike shorts, too. The lewdest type of shorts.
>>12865929Did you miss the time when MLPG loathed the existance of fluffy pony threads
>>12865951He's saying it's hypocritical to be super focused on rape and ignore all of the other shit that flies by without a swat.
>>12865929To be honest I never really liked any of those jokes
I just want everyone to be happy ;_;
>>12865882>main cast>no personality>shiggydiggyThe show is built on a foundation of six well-realized characters interacting with each other.
>>12865954Yeah...that's what I said.
I think we should stop making jokes about anything likely to offend anyone.
>>12865433It's sort of a two way street on this subject. A person may unknowingly say something or make a joke that stings a person (that sunburn analogy of yours) but the person who is being offended is part of that too. Let's say person A makes a racial joke and person B takes offense to it. There are many ways this can go down:B ignores it and A continues to make said jokes.B tells A he is hurt by those words and A says he'll stop.B asks A to stop but A won't.B tells A how much of a fucking doucheknuckle A is and gets all self righteous about it.B tells A his feelings and A tells him to grow the fuck up and B gets mad and yells and A gets mad and yells etc.The thing is that this medium, an anonymous image board, does not allow inter-personal relationships to happen. In the real world, if you ask someone to stop but they don't, you can leave. Delete them from your contacts list or whatever. When you have this many people, such as MLPG, they aren't going to stop. Some of them might even do it as a fuck you. Best advice I can give is B should tactfully discuss his feelings and hope that A listens. If A doesn't do what B wants, then either remove that person or, if on 4chan, ignore it. Not a perfect plan but it's the best.
>>12865951>What is reading comprehension?
>>12865965Do we not still do that?
>>12865929I can bet you anything that there's a good portion of people here that don't like most of those as wellMe included
>>12865978Unfortunately people take the internet way to seriously.
>>12865968But we don't frequently joke about death and/or torture.The only things to come to mind with both are "How many Pinkie Pies have you killed today?" which is stupid anyway and Pinkamina perhaps.
>Schoolfilly in Cement
>tfw you will never pimp out mares to horny bronies with money to burn\>tfw no maremhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWqOImoeedcthis guy was on Lockup, looks like a weasel in curlers
>>12866003>"How many Pinkie Pies have you killed today?" which is stupid anywayI thought that was just a reference to Too Many Pinkies
>>12865883That's because other sites make hostility a bannable offense.
Oh god Season 4 can't come soon enough. 99 days.Just 99 more days.
>>12865995well i was under the impression that they dont exist anymore so there isnt much reason to groan over them
>>12865900>>12865917In the end, though, that's on the character designers not the writers and the storyboarders. The writing/storyboarding is responsible for their personalities staying intact.
>>12866027Oh, didn't even think about thatfair enough
>>12865929i dont want any of that edgy shit here
>>12865922people always say nostalgia goggle, but whenever i take a dive in the archive i still disagree. some threads were terrible, even worse than some of our recent downs, but the good times and the general atmosphere throughout was different. it was a nice and warm happy feeling. and now it's gone. the last flickers went out about one year ago.
Evilestia is SEXIEST lestia.
>>12866022That's what I thought too. Unless there's a clever double entendre going on there.
>>12865929Did he specifically say rape jokes are the problem?
>>12865991Pretty good way to sum it up. It's tricky because you need to walk a fine line between caring too much and not taking things too seriously on an anonymous image board about My Little Pony.
Holy shit this thread.
>>12866007>Sweetie-Chan's Daily Life
>>12866003people joke about death all the fucking time,manIt's so innocuous and common you don't even notice it.
>>12865929Honestly? I'm alright with jokes about damn near anything. I don't make a lot of those jokes though, to be honest.Seconding >>12865978, but I don't want to dismiss anybody's feelings here.>>12866022Yeah, it is, but I always thought of it as a given the mirror clones were not killed, but more like dispelled. Yes, I can see how you could think so, though.
>>12866026god every hiatus is worst hiatuswhat i wouldn't GIVE for more official pony eps ASAP
>>12866052I like warm and benevolent Celestia, thanks.
>>12866025And those sites are absolutely terrible.
>>12866046That's a terrible idea, Twilight. You should only have 1-2 children for them to have a successful future.
EVERY SHUT UP ABOUT YOU'RE TUMBLR FUCKING OPINIONS.PONY FUCKERS, LETS TALK ABOUT PONY YOU WHINY SHIT HEADS.
>>12865951No one throws a hissy fit about the former, and no one should allow NOT to make jokes simply because someone might find it offensive.I don't seriously see how you can go throw life and want everyone to stop making fun of a thing simply because you get your panties in a bunch over JOKES.>>12866038There's a clear difference between "edgy" and "jokes" and the moment people start confusing both just because they happen to have death on topic doesn't mean that either should be silenced just for the sake of someone's feelings.
>>12866046can you color the panel where she first puts on the school uniform?
Is... isn't this the thread where Braeburned is doing the cute pinkie quest?What happened to that? Can we get back to that?
>>12866060>Rape is bad>Archive out of nowhere>Pinkie Quest about to get lewdI'm having fun
>>12866094We have to wait for him to draw.
>>12866060I never got the point of protesting "rape culture" because telling people not to rape other people won't do anything. If somebody is a rapist, he won't stop because you tell him it hurts your feelings, or if somebody organizes a feel-good parade.
>>12866066That might be the truth, but I honestly doubt we joke all that much about death in My Little Pony General.Just doesn't seem like something we'd talk about a lot.
>>12866114But if we can shame people who make rape jokes, we will prevent rape from happening.
>>12866114That's the idiocy that the radfems have come to enshrine. They think they can tell people what to do with 100% compliance.
I did 10 push-ups today.I'm 290lbsGettin swole
>>12866094the shitposting quota in this discussion is fairly low. it's still civilized, so why not.
>>12866119Fucking Christ.That entire train episode of the show was a parody of murder mysteries.MURDER mysteries.
>>12866128I seriously hope you are baiting, trolling, or joking.
>>12866145>290 lbsAnd how tall?
>rapeI have some moderately violent rapefics I write for myself, I try to make them genuinely upsetting and nauseating rather than rely on shock or over the top shit. Is there a tumblr page where I can post things and get people mad at me?
How come that one pony in Nightmare Night was dressed as an astronaut when they clearly don't have a space program?
>>12866114The idea is that if "rape culture" changes, then fewer people will grow up to be/end up becoming rapists.
>>12866114I think it has more to do with trying to help the victims of rape more than anything.
Awww yeah SAIxArtRageXFlash is my only true ship and OTP!
>>12866152>visit Tumblr>DOWN WITH MOLESTIA all over the placeseriouslyfucking seriously
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKS, FUCKING PONY TIME YOU FUCK FUCKS. SERIOUSLY TAKE YOUR OPINIONS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS PONY TIME NOT RAPE TIME...UNLESS IT'S A PONY DOING RAPEY THINGS I GUESS. YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THAT IT'S PONY TIME PINK PONY TIME FUCK YOU TUMBLR SHIT HEADS. WHAT THE FUCK PONY TIME NOW.POST YOUR FAVORITE PONY, NOT YOUR OPINIONS FAGGOTS.
>>12866128All jokes make fun of something. I know a guy who's child of only three months died of sudden infant death syndrome. Still laughs at dead baby jokes. Yet there are people who have never lost their child nor helped a person through it who says that's offensive. Nothing is objectively offensive, a person can only be offended by it.
>>12866167>he thinks they dont have a space program
>>12866094because he's making the edgy /b/-advocating posts. remember how hard he tried to fit in by shitting on those stupid bronies who pay for his shit and when he talked shit about people who gave him gift art not up to his standards behind their backs, because he wanted to fit in with le edgy 4chan?
>>12866092do you have any joke about rape or torture that isnt edgy?i was pretty sure any joke about hurting someone else is the definition of edgy. i could be wrong but thats how i see it right now.
>>12866152In all seriousness, when was the last time we talked about the train episode?Besides, Parody Material -> Show -> Show Discussion General is a bit removed.I'm not saying it DOESN'T happen, jeez.
>>12866170the people who commit rape are those who are hopelessly deprived in the first place. Their existence is an inevitability. Might as well make light of the things they do to make the world a little more tolerable.
>>12866167The Assassin's Creed thing where people have the genetic memories of their ancestors.
>>12866167Then how did Luna get on the moon?
>>12866194ALSO FUCK YOU>>12866183
>>12866183THAT PONY IS MY FAVORITE PONY, SHE'S A CUTE FUCKING PONY LOOK AT HER
>>12866183I want her to nonconsentually sodomize me with her horn
In a pony thread postan favoritest pony (today)
>>12866194No, because the definition of "edgy" is so skewed and subjective the moment "rape" or "death" flies out of my mouth no matter how tactful and wonderfully paced it is the listener would call it "edgy".I think you should watch this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiJ_2q3RzM4
>>12866183MLPG is a chat room.We are chatting.
>>12866192>he's making the edgy /b/-advocating poststop foilhat
>>12866234just look at that cute little smile
>>12866235FUCK YOU DON'T REPLY TO NON-PONY THING YOU FUCK
>>12866226FUCK YOU, YOU CHEESE-GOBBLING COTTON-PICKING FLAPJACKER. THIS IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST PONY.
what have you done
>>12866234But if you want her to --OH.
>>12866194A cloud of Radon goes into a bar. Bartender says. "Hey, we don't serve your kind here." The Radon doesn't react. Then it suffocates every motherfucker in the room.How's that?
>>12866194are you familiar with the concept of "black comedy?"And no, I don't mean Cedrik the Entertainer.
>>12866114There are people who think date rape is normal and just something you don't talk about. There was this study they did at some uni, and like 9% of the guys who took the survey admitted to raping someone as long as the survey didn't call it that.It's not "tell people not to rape and they won't". That's obviously stupid. There's always going to be monsters who don't care. But it needs to not be something people can rationalize as normal, it needs to be clear that society isn't just paying "don't rape people" lip service for presentability - that it actually thinks this is an unacceptable thing.
>>12866204>ponies actually reached the technological level of the 1960s>went to space>all civilizations were wiped out by a strangelove-tier nuclear holocaust>the contemporary civilizations areose from the ashes of the old
>>12866269dem hipshere's your 10,000 kilohitler trophy
>>12866274My brother died of lung cancer caused by radon exposure.That's not funny.
>>12866274Excellent chemistry joke m8. Intentional or not.
>>12866286calm down you're just as bad as the people you're complaining about
>>12866269FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I DISAGREE BUT RESPECT YOUR OPINION BECAUSE THAT'S A CUTE HORSE TOO.BUT STILL FUCK YOU BECAUSE SHE'S NOT PINK ENOUGH
>>12866274>>12866275>>12866284>>12866291>>12866294FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKS ARGHHHHHHHHH PONY
I'm so proud of all of you.
i know a black guy who makes jokes about niggerspretty much that secures me in my view that even if i kick niggers and openly insult them on the streets its fine as long as they just arent full of themselvesjust like quit being all egotistical its just harmless fun
>>12866307What do you have against good jokes?
A China man goes to see an eye doctor. After the exam, the doctor says, 'I know why you're having trouble.' The China man says, 'Why?' The doctor says, 'You have a Cataract'.The China man says 'No, I have a Rincoln Continental."
>>12866247hits the nail right on the head.loved this guys videos for years.
wuts an mastrebayters fav type of bred? :Dpumperknuckle!! xDD
A man walks into a bar, and then he falls down.
>>12866269I WISH TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THAT PONY
>>12866328Now all my clothes are going to smell like Pinkie and have bits of fur in them.excellent
>>12866321I love black jokes. Me and some friends in highschool used to tell each other black jokes all the time.
>>12866335i want to, anoni really want to
>>12866328Oh my god hnnnnnng. Yes, you are the most cute. The cutest ever. Holy fuck my heart you are adorable. What else is there in there?
>>12866340Finland pls. You're drunk.
>>12866321I'm gay and I say faggot more than anyone I know, most of this shit is simply tumblr nazis coming out of the woodworks because they're view is backed by archive.
>>12866328Pinkie's thoughts: >human stuff is so fun and weird
a man walks into a bar and farts
>>12866328oh man that's 2cutewhen's she gonna notice we're watching?
>>12866328Oh god those socks~
she's winking at us
>>12866357gay is the new straight though
>>12866328>>12866360Not just a Pi shirt, a Pink Pi shirt.
>>12866369a man walks into a bar and gets a concussion
>>12866378HOW LEWD! SPOIL THAT SHIT
>>12866328I can't help but wonder how she puts those onand why our boxers fit her so well
>>12866369I have Chrons disease. It's not funny.
We doing jokes now? Let's see how many get offended at this one:So Pinkie wanted to throw a big party and had to gather supplies. She went over to Bonbon's shop and wanted hard candy, but it was busy and took a long time. Then she went to the hobby store for streamers, but they had a lot of customers and it took forever. Afterward she went to the grocery store to buy cooking supplies, but that place was packed. When it was all said and done, Pinkie barely had enough time to make sure everything was perfect before it started. During the party, Pinkie was thirsty and went to get something to drink, but there was no punchline.
>>12866388already been posted bro
>>12866364> she sees many, many bottles with fun pirate skulls on the side> Time for pirate brew!> Pinkie's first ride to the ER for stomach pumping
>>12866201>Their existence is an inevitabilityI really don't think this is the case. Will there always be some rapists? Sure. But there are a lot of cases where rape happens because the person believes they can get away with it, or on some level, believes that it's acceptable.
>>12866386Not in the bible belt where you can be fired for being gay it isn't. Not when Westbro baptist church tells you you're going to hell and they'll piket your funeral. But you don't see me starting shit up in 4chan because of it.
>>12866425>horses can't vomit
>>12866404Isn't that the one that makes you shit bloodA friend of mine has that and he has a medical card, I guess it helps because he gained about 40 pounds
Oh shit...guys http://braeburned.com/post/58385229723/I'm-down-my-tumblr-see-you-guys-on-the-other-side
>>12866426All crimes are commited by those who think they can get away with it.
Did you hear the one about the Chinese godfather?He made him an offer he couldn't understand.
>>12866437I don't give a fuck about gayshit.
>>12866435Well when they enter a comatose or near-comatose state it becomes harder to initiate the vomit reflexIt's probably faster to just stick down the tube and get pumping
WELL IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM.>rape
>>12866443You're retarted, many criminals commit crimes knowing full well the consequences. Otherwise things like organised drug cartels wouldn't exist.
>>12866435but ponies can
>>12866420That part with the tree coming to life gave me a boner.
>>12866468Yeah but organized criminals commit crimes thinking they are not gonna get busted
>>12866439I don't get it. Is BAR an acronym for something?
>>12866461Wait, stomach pumping involves actual pumps?I only ever had to go once, and all they did was give me stuff to make me throw up.
>>12866480>that's the joke.avi
>>12866420Someone should stream The Last Unicorn
>>12866484Browning automatic rifle, the gun he's using
>>12866484gun is a Barretta
>>12866480Thanks for the correction, my point still stands.
>>12866484Browning Automatic Rifle
>>12866484Browning Automatic Rifle. Designed by His Holiness, John Moses Browning.
Ah fuck you guys, MLPG is getting tumblr on me. I'm going to /co/.Fuck you man, you changed dude.
>>12866439lol u tk him 2da bar|?
a fairy crosses the path of a knight on horseback and grants him three wishes. the knight has already all material goods he could wish for so he asks her to make him invulnerable. she swings her wand and grants his wish. he draws his dagger and tries to cut his skin, but it has no effect. excited, the knight now asks her to make his horse invulnerable, she does so and again it passes the dagger test.the knight is now hard pressed to find another thing he wants, but then he has an idea.he asks the fairy if he can give him genitals as mighty as his horse's. she fulfills his wish and he makes haste to ride to the nearest town. he gets on central square and offers the one who can kill him all his possessions. a hail of daggers and clubs rains down on him, but he stands strong. the villagers are impressed and now the knight wanted to finish it off by impressing them even more, so he pulled down his breeches.the entire crowd went quiet and stood there shocked and motionless until one of the villagers said: "lord… i have never seen a man with such a big vagina"
>>12866496Not this one either
>>12866511>>12866515lelNext time don't complete it for him.
http://www.livestream.com/bcs3/be there or be square
>>12866515I'm worried about you, Marker Pony. Every night you bring your friend here but can never remember his name.
>>12866484It's time for you to visit a place only slightly less magical than equestria
>>12866523you misspelled /b/
>>12866481No, have you seen mexico? They shoot cops, they actively FIGHT the police. They know they can get busted, it's an inevitabitility of life as a criminal. Look at every major rapper, especially back in the 80's, jail jail and jail. They all got locked up and they all rapped about getting locked up, but they still did shit and people that have already gone to jail once still commit crimes after they get out.
>>12866488It depends. There's a real actual vacuum/pump the local ER uses sometimes when they're fairly certain vomiting the contents back up would cause more damage to areas that don't have the stomach's lining, like if a kid's swallowed something that may be hyper-acidic.
>>12866489I don't think it was a joke, man/ besides, I made all those filenames and I only rarely get to use them. Humor me a little and pardon the pun>>12866501no problem, all though I think it's a bit of a dangerous viewpoint to say everybody that says we should handle rape with a bit more delicateness is a tumblr nazi. Polarized, you know?
>>12866476It never fails to make me laugh>>12866495Sure thing, just have to get it set uplivestream /dinglehopper
>>12866547The police are the cartels, though
>>12866540Oh wait, you'll stream? Nevermind then
>>12866484browning automatic rifle. heavy unwieldy piece of shit frequently overrated by people who liked it in the vidya
>>12866553Ah, that explains it.They really shouldn't make child-proof caps so easy for 6 year olds to open.
>Archive civilly posts his opinion>MLPG loses it shitIt's one thing to disagree with him, but the level of defensiveness and "but muh >rape jokes" in this thread is just sad.I didn't realize we were r/mensrights
>>12866560But telling other people how they should handle themselves because they are offended on a website with anonymous posters is ass backwards and completely ineffective.
>>12866591It's a boob tree
>>12866544Did I say I agreed with rape?no, I just find all this talking about how MUH FEELINGS is turned mlpg into tumblr.Now stop baiting and let me leave.
>>12866572Yeah, I don't trust the police either.
>>12866585And you were doing so well.
>>12866594He should have known better than to talk about rape jokes on 4chan in this day and age.Mlpg isn't a secret club, any idiot can post here and they do.
>>12866594The opposing side is just as annnoying
>>12866523>Going to /co/ to get away from Tumblr.That's like going to /pol/ to get away from racism
Can someone please explain me what the fuck is going onI left 5 hours ago and suddenly everything is going on
>>12866608The police barely exist in Mexico anymore because the few legitimate cops get killed and have their faces cut off and sewn onto a soccer ball
>being offended by anything>still having human emotionsits like your not even dead inside
>>12866634here we go
>>12866634I-I SWEAR I NEVER USED...HILTED IT...
>>12866611no, there were a few posts which stated >mug rape joke so this clearly is the consensus in this thread
>>12866634Uh-oh.She found my trading cards.
>>12866634oh crap.what did you find?
>>12866634Oh my. What is it?
>>12866634So wait, is this the nsfw alternate pinkie timeline? Because to me it just looks like a continuation of the innocent/sfw one.I need to know.
>>12866634PINKIE THE UNDERWEAR SNIFFERplease, feed my fetish
>>12866610> Pinkie hides in every mirror> stopped when she found out Anon uses the bathroom for shenanigans as it's the one room in the house without exterior windows> "Dude really needs to start working out or at least use some lube," she opines to anyone who bothers to listen to her.> "It's like watching a fat camel just chaffe itself over and over on a ceramic sink."> No one more than half-listens to her, so the secret is safe> Anon's dick however is not
>>12866680See the "shrink video" botton in the top right?, click that
>Twilight was reading quietly in her library one day when something strange happened>the air started to swirl around violently, kicking up paper and small books. Static discharge burst here and there, causing her to take cover under a table>It was all very sudden and frightening...and oddly familiar>"Waaaait a second here, isn't this exacty what happened when I went back in ti-">A sudden flash of light blinds her a moment and standing in the middle of the room is not some future iteration of Twilight, as Twilight had been expecting, but was in fact a much older unicorn stallion, sporting a rich robe and tall hat, both of which were horribly singed and smoking.>"Whooooooo!" He exclaimed, swishing smoke from his face. "Was NOT expecting that! And I'm not dead! Perfect! But where the heck am I....">"W-who..." Twilight stammers, coming out from her refuge and the older pony swivels on a dime to face her. His long grey beard nearly smacks her in the face. >No. IT coulnt.....>"Why, hello. I didn't see you down there." He says, eye nearly bulging out of his head as he takes her all in. He suavely licks his hoof and smooths out his beard. "And what a stupid mistake on my part, for never in all my years have I seen a more gorgeous young mare. Please, allow me to introduce myself, for I am-">"Starswirl, The Bearded?">"You've heard of me?" He exclaims, both looking infinitly pleased and surprised.>"Of course I've heard of you! You're on fire!">"Well, I don't mean to boast...">"No, you'e beard is on fire!">It seems to take him a few moments to catch her meaning and his eyes down past his chin to a small flame kindling at the end of his grey hairs. It just makes him smile.>"Hey! I am! Amazing!"
>>12866706thanks, I found it
>>12866677It's a continuation.
>>12866658>There were a few people who disagreed so there is clearly a consensus...This bait is leaving the atmosphere. People have been raising legitimate points jackass, anyone who is against what people with archive are saying are not instantly assumed wrong. This is not an exclusive club, it is a common large and fast thread full of anonymous posters, stop trying to decide how shit works, you too are anonymous and none of our opinions mean shit nor will they change anything. Unless a mod comes in here and ban rape jokes, they will happen, if you don't like it why do you come to a place that has rape jokes?
>>12866611Guy can say what he wants. It obviously means a great deal to him if he's breaking his silence. Again, I'm not saying anyone has to agree with him; I'm just disappointed that everyone leaps to the defensive so quickly and violently. It's honestly kind of pathetic.
>>12866655I laughed. Nice dubs btw
>>12866611>Mlpg isn't a secret club>he doesn't know about our secret chat
>>12866588Meh, it was one of the most popular and wide spread light machine guns used across the world for the bulk of the 20th century.I'd say that's a pretty good track record.
>>12866748fuck off steam chat
>>12866730i was being sarcastic. i replied to the that post this way, because that guy was being a huge crybaby over a few posts he didn't like and thinks it's the entire thread.
>>12866677We decided a continuation would be the most fun, it's a good set-up. You can just assume it's a spin-off timeline when it gets to the NSFW if you don't like it.
>>12866730If they don't like it, they're still free to voice their opinion. I don't think anyone expects it to completely change overnight, they just want people to think about it a little.
>>12866755>Steamchat>The group that anyone can join>The group that you can find by searching MLPG>secret
>>12866569>>12866591>>12866603I'm so conflicted with that boob tree. She's so loving and caring and just wants to make him happy and smother him with her knockers and I'm getting a boner right now.
>>12866778And I'm voicing my opinion too, it's a 2 way street.
>>12866748>that shitty feel when you realize you will NEVER be cool enough to get into secret mlpg chats
Okay which one of you was it
>>12866816I'm looking at you, Applebloom.
>>12866749because it was close eenough to not get a replacement before world war 2. at the time the gun was in production and developing a new one would have cost too much time and resources. the BAR wasn't good, just good enough for the time being. both the bren and the MG-34 were superior
>>12866816It was me! I fed her all of those nachos! And dared her to drink 4 liters of Dr. Pepper.
>>12866816She was like 'I can eat the whole plate of eclairs' and I was like 'girl, that plate's bigger than you are'
I once blasted Jet Set Radio through my headphones so loud that I lost most of my hearing for 2 weeks.
>>12866790I never said I was against that. My opinion is that a lot of the opinions flying around right now are pretty shitty, but I'm glad we have a space to share them.
>>12866841>>12866847Those are odd euphemisms for impregnation
>>12866731He took the offensive by accusing us of hurting his feelings. Perhaps we did, but it's up to him to filter what he takes to heart here, since there's no incentive for others to moderate themselves beyond what the rules state.
>>12866854You never heard about a ''food baby''?
>>12866832The bren was hot garbage but I'll give you the MG-34 because of nazi magic.
>>12866847I lost both my legs due to complications from diabetes.That's not funny.