Butt edition.So, how 'bout them tiny equines?
blue horse is very touchable
we Dash thread?
>>12849123i wish there was a rarity panties version. also rarity has a dick
today, OP was not a faggot
>>12849148i wish there was a place to buy custom but there is none. and trying to make your own is an awful idea
>>12849159Nah, I'm very much a faggot.>>12849148You know sometimes I wish I had the dosh to shell out for the deluxe edition so I could get that one.
>>12849171I know it's day thread but will you be my very special somepony for the next hour or so?
>>12849177Nah, I'm good.
>>12849168ahhha WHAT IS THAT
>>12849177Damn it. I like reading ERP but really can't write it at all. Sorry.
>>12849206more's the pitywe'll have to comfort ourselves by posting blue sporty ponies
>>12849193I GET IT
I'm glad we're a chill Dash daygeneral
>>12849215>RED RED PINK>BLUE BLUE CYANWAY TO FUCK UP THE PICTURE WHOEVER DID IT
>>12849220STACKS STACKS STACKS STACKS STACKS STACKS STACKS
>>12849193This is my canon.
Better start working on your appearance if you want the ponies to like you.
>>12849223Megaman clearly has cyan parts.
pinkiedash is really cute
>>12849223But...Mega is mostly cyan
>>12849229I'd be content with just being in poneland with pones
>>12849215sporty ponies are good ponies, even if i'm very lazy and unsporty myselfwhat were you planning on writing, if i might ask
>>12849225I'd like to examine your ... bass cannon.
>>12849241a collaborative clopfic involving femanon with RD
every hiatus is the worst hiatus
>>12849240But why would it matter if they don't want to be around you?
>>12849249good luck next time
every hiatus is worst hiatus
>>12849243I don't get it...
>>12849260the one in your pants
Hey, is there an alternative to subby's 4chan cap helper, or a new version out? Mine doesn't seem to want to hide unchecked posts.
>>12849273I never learned to play bass, but I am sure I could never fit something that large n my pants, Anon.
>>12849306WHAT THE FUCK
OP is a faggot
>>12849310What's wrong, Anon?
So blue.So Rainbow.So perfect.
>>12849315I shouldnt have to say it
>>12849322I'll like to bark up Dash's tree.
>Want to fap to something >There is no materialCruel world
>>12849342are you me
>>12849342Well shucks, all you had to do was ask! I'll milk ya like I do the cows...
>>12849344It's not so bad.
>>12849354>AJOh AJ I can always count on you to kill whatever boner I have. And at lest you solved the crisis. At least for me. don't know about the other guy
>>12849367>AJ>killing bonerhow is that even possible?
>>12849367Well okay... guess I'll go buck some apples instead.
>>12849373Well let's see>bad pony>Second worst pony>I don't like cow girls>I hate her accent>I hate farmsI could go on forever but it's mostly opinions. Mostly.The first two are facts.
>>12849387You do that. I'm going to fuck Rarity. Or Twilight. Or Pinkie. Maybe Dash. All of them a re a better choice than you.At least know that if I had to choose between you and Fluttershy I'd choose...You know actually I'd probably go with Fluttershy even tough she is worst pony.
>>12849398You really want to end up with your ribs pulverized don't you?
>>12849398You're not going to fuck anyone.
>>12849407Well that has to do more with the fact that the ponies aren't real but...yeah you're right...
>>12849413>ponies aren't realyes they are
>>12849413No, even if they were real you wouldn't be able to just go "Sorry AJ, I'm going to go fuck whichever pony I feel like".If wishes were horses, MLPG would get laid.
>>12849421>If wishes were horses, MLPG would get laid....MLPG fucks the concept of wishes?
I'm not the only one killing myself when pone ends right?
Alright, I drew Fluttershy.How does she look?
Vinyl Scratch blacktext cap from two threads ago. Happy fappy
>>12849407i have more realistic goals when i get to ponyville. all i want is to dig through raritys garbage and find some used panties to fap with.
>>12849428I'll tell you tomorrowToo tired to care
>>12849427I'll try, but I'm not making any promises.
>>12849422tfw we called her a cripple.and the biggest cunts in the show confirm it.we are the dt and ss of the fandom...
>>12849427i have another more important thing i am killing myself over
>>12849421Well yeah of course not. I mean my entire plan would revolve trying to impress my waifu and changes in a way that she would give me a chance which isn't AJ so yeah. That would never happen because A AJ wouldn't want to fuck meB I would be loyal to my waifu.
>>12849431>Blacktest.I hate that you idiots have to take a sweet term and warp it with your 'hur; black means it's porn!' shit.Feelsmiths were enough of a shit poster, but you are a new level of it.
>>12849422I want to fuck that sandwich which she eats it.
>>12849437I've always tried to be the most evil bastard I could, maybe I've found my calling in MLPG.
>>12849451>what would a cutie mark for arguing even look like?
>>12849455Thank you for making it. I promise I'll tell you tomorrow
>>12849428smoking is not cool, unless you live in magic land where unicorns can magically blast away cancer.in which case it is very cool.
>>12849474Does it still cost fucking $18 a packet?
>>12849479No, but cancer blasting is more expensive than a mid-range car.
>>12849472fug you>>12849463you better, slut.
>>12849479there is no need to worry about money. just start a handjob parlor and you will be an instant millionaire since ponies dont have hands.
>>12849490Nigga I will make an attempt at hitting you
>>12849487Well then fuck thatWhy do we have sky high tobacco costs and no free healthcare?>>12849491I'd be down with that
>>12849491...but I'm not gay.
>>12849479>18$Wait shit really?
>>12849500Nobody is perfect.
>>12849502YepAnd can you believe that with all that tax the government still spends ~10x more on treating the issues caused by itWe should ban anyone that isn't already 18 from smoking them everAnd legalize pot
>>12849509Nobody is a good guy
>>12849168did LMJ make this
phimosis plagued individual here should i just get a circumcision? or is there other methods that are suggested? why or why not?i know i'm not the only one here, faggots
>>12849512I'm sick of this joke. I'm never using that word again.
>>12849514No, if he did the snout would have been coming out at a 75 degree angle
>>12849514NoIt's not quite bad enough
>>12849515go ask somewhere else
Would you loan pony 1000 bits to help them out in tough times?
>>12849515Ask your doctor
>>12849521Apparently that's all I'm good for, money.
>>12849515Your doctor can prescribe a cream that promotes skin stretching. Talk to them about it, not an anonymous thread about poniesI got cut because of it. I don't regret it, though I do have a fetish for loose foreskins
>>12849519How does he not see how bad it is and actually put that on the internet with his own name on it. How is it possible.
>>12849490Very funny, danny boy.Waiting until late at night when Harshie and I were asleep to act like she's your waifu.She DID want to thank you for getting me to fuck her extra hard last night, though.
>>12849543More impressive is the fact he has legions of people who think it's good and worth paying him money for
>>12849531What if pony makes it up to you?
>>12849543I'll be honestIf I could draw as well as LMJ I'd post it on the internetI'd have about 85x more humility though
>>12849543He and every one of his fans literally cannot discern between something that looks good, and something that does notThey completely lack the ability
>>12849550>People are retardedOh boy what news
>>128495511000 bits is a lot of money. What could she do to pay it off?
>>12849558By not drawing you draw better than him.
>>12849564Maybe you should ask them>Still playing PS2Have they actually added any new content or fixed the CPU utilisation?
>>12849569>hnnng.jpgbut those are both butt ugly
>>12849563Would you happen to interested in some butter she made all by herself?
>>12849562Call Charlie, get this thing on print! I want papers out tomorrow, top headlines: "People are Retarded; You May Be Next!"Get these out to the newsboys, stat!
>>12849571>Tfw my ps2 died>So many fun games but can't be arsed to buy a new one
>>12849574What the hell am I going to do with 1000 bits worth of butter?
>>12849521I would but I don't see myself owning 1000 bits as a human in a world where everyone else can fly or perform some kind of magic.
>>12849581Look, pony is desperate. Pony can't afford to have shame. You name your price and pony will pay.
>>12849571We may get multi-threading in a couple of months™ and the new swamp continent Hossin on the test server is pretty fucking good. Last patch was kinda shit on performance but it's still better than before.
>>12849594But this is my life savings. What did pony do to need that much dosh?
Anybody wants Mirror's Edge
https://derpibooru.org/400919That's pretty well made.Harshie prefers the naked version.
>>12849596>We may get multi-threading in a couple of months>Still doesn't 100% my 2 core CPU>Only ~50% of my GPU>I get good performance considering my rig compared to mostMight as well get a PS4 instead of expecting that shit to ever get fixed
>>12849606She looks so different without the suit.
>>12849604Sure why not
>>12849604I wouldn't mind.
>>12849606>Spray on suit>It's Dash's hairThat's not well madeThat's the opposite of well made
>>12849620Oh, you moved around the icons. Clever.
>>12849622Got it, thanks.
>>12849606I will be forced to hurt you
>>12849614That's why she likes it, according to her it makes her look and feel younger.
>>12849603Pony needs to feed the monkey.
>>12849620The original reminds me of this.
>>12849631Danny, please, we've been over this.She's mine now, and she's happier then she's ever been.
I remember pone
>>12849648Sparity a shit.
>>12849644AppleDan attracts the weirdest people
>>12849639>that compressed imagehttps://derpibooru.org/22286
>>12849654Remember when pone was fun?
>>12849663How is that grimdark?
>>12849659Ra ra tea and anything to her related a shit
>>12849662It's not like I WANT my waifu to be defiled by some random dude.
>>12849663Thanks, I knew it would take too long to track down that pic in my folder though so I snagged the first one i could in a search.
>>12849683>voting for Twilight
>>12849683Forgive mei haven't been autistic enough to remember to vote more than twice these last 7 days.
>>12849683I'm quite happy with Celestia's benevolent dictatorship thanks
Dead Space 3 Origin Key.. I don't really like Origin, have fun9755-B5L5-F4XE-TA78-YQKF
>>12849676>YOUR waifuThere you go again.You were over her in a few hours when I took her the first time, why's it taking so long now?
>>12849676>>12849700Get a fucking room
>>12849694But there's no DS3 steam key
>>12849668Pone is still fun. If you aren't having fun then you need to figure out why that is and correct it.
>>12849711That's probably the point
>>12849737OH YEAH WELL I AM JOHNNY ENGLISH
>>12849716>>12849711>>12849701O-okay, next time I'll just trash it instead of posting it here...
So Pinkie wanted to throw a big party and had to gather supplies. She went over to Bonbon's shop and wanted hard candy, but it was busy and took a long time. Then she went to the hobby store for streamers, but they had a lot of customers and it took forever. Afterward she went to the grocery store to buy cooking supplies, but that place was packed. When it was all said and done, Pinkie barely had enough time to make sure everything was perfect before it started. During the party, Pinkie was thirsty and went to get something to drink, but there was no punchline.
>>12849752I'm not coning to your stand up parties anymore Pinkie.
My mother was exactly like her.Down to the Pong machine.
>>12849752>Pinkie will never wink at you
>>12849534>got cut for medical reasons>have a fetish for loose foreskinthat feel
>>12849751It just DS3 is year old and it is origins... so no one wants to bother.But if it was some new game, then perhaps there would be people who interested.Nothing more on Steam?
Why are we being spammed by Oedipus?
>>12849794>stealing my filename
>>suddenly, celestiaspamwhat is this look lik, a dump threadget lost
>>12849804it was a good filename
>>12849774>foreskin doesn't retract when dick is hard, though it's not painful at all to retract it on my own>no precum>don't have preference for cut/uncut, but have a fetish for pre
>>12849815Pygeum and prostate stimulation will fix that right up
i come bearing gift from glorious ponytotzkais racing game, burnout FLRGR-6LVQV-YA29Icode is ok, you can trust meGLORY TO PONYTOTZKA!
>>12849789>>12849751Is there Dragon Age key in EA bundle?
can you stop fucking spammingyour not going to force MLPg to talk about shit that way
>>12849825Ponk is the best of charitable ponies.
>>12849832it's not like we've got a shortage of threads
>>12849819Best princess pony.Moon worship.
>>12849819I'm too poor to buy her things.But I could give her my love.
>tfw can't remember paypal account passwordBUT HOW WILL I ORDER MY HORSE PARAPHERNALIA?
>>12849827>Why is someone just posting random celestia images in the thread? they probably should stop, it's not like MLPG is for that->FUCK YOU FRUEDFAGSwhatasking why we've suddenly become some sort of image dump thread is perfectly legitamate question
>>12849825>giving away burnoutUnless you already have it, you should just play it. However, I do have Mirror's Edge already, so I'll probably post the key
>>12849848>good guy syndrome
>>12849827I'm not the one spamming.
>>12849831Nope, the bundle has:Dead SpaceBurnout ParadiseCrysis 2Mirrors EdgeDead Space 3 (Origin only)Medal of HonorAnd if you pay more than the average:Battlefield 3 (Origin only)The Sims 3 (Origin only)No idea why they thought making the above average ones Origin only would be a good idea
>>12849794>>12849804>>12849807I can see how Celestia can take a thread over, but Samson doesn't really have anything to do with it.
>>12849845spoilers: if we reach a imagee limit because some retard just spams images all day, we'll simply not bother to make as many threads... because he'll spam those too, making it kind of pointless.
>>12849862I have no idea what thats supposed to mean.
>>12849872spoilers: no we won't
>>12849867>Crysis 2Any keys left?
>>12849867>New games are origin onlyBattlefield and the sims are popularIf I didn't have BF3 I would have paid $5
>>12849857Those sparkles on her eyelid look pretty neat
>>12849862>Good goy syndrome.
>>12849881Spoilers: you obviosuly wern't here on the days when mane decided to be a retard and spam braeburn all daywe never did have many threads those days and the marker was slow to move
>>12849899spoilers: me made threads normally during mane spam, ika spam, etc.you're full of shit
Odds Be a faggot and read fanfictionEvens Not be a faggot and not read fanfiction
Well, this is getting retarded. I'm going to bed. I'll just take this pony with me.
>>12849884I didn't own it either so I used that one for myself.If you don't want BF3 and The Sims 3 the bundle only costs you $1 though.
>>12849908Dude you have some serious issues
>>12849860it has a human body and a horse's head
>>12849908But the piss imagedumps your fucking waifu all the time.Go drown in it, fucktard.
>>12849910Spoilers: did any of those threads get marked? Did most of those threads last long untill they got deleted? Did amnyone OTHER than the spammer actually use those threads i nthe meantime?The answer was usually "no"
>>12849923is the Sims even worth 1 $ without all the expansions and furniture packs?
>>12849918Good choice, on both parts.
>>12849917HA HA FAGGOT
>>12849936The furniture packs are worthless, expansions you can just pirate. At the same time, this is true for the main game as well, there's no point in owning it.
>>12849880People like you think girls would love you because you are a "good guy". It is a lie you delude yourself with. They like good/bad ass looking, successful or assertive guys, thats why people like you often wonder: but why she is with that jerk who does not value her at all?! I'd love her hard and appreciate!See, she is with him because you are nothing. But a "good guy".
>>12849908>HEY GUYS I'M SPAMMING IMAGES>why are you guys mad? you must obviously be piss for being mad at a usless image dumping that MLPG's never, ever been happy with happening no matter what the image dump was about
>>12849934the answer is yes to all those questions
>>12849923>If you don't want BF3 and The Sims 3 the bundle only costs you $1 though.I doubt I can purchase it, there is no support for pay-pal or credit card outcome in my country.
>>12849954really? All the time, eh?
>>12849947Eh.I guess that advise would be good if I was capable of playing Sims. I'm not capable of playing Sims.
>>12849948>first page>a fucking celestia thread>>12849156
>>12849963any and all are different things
>>12849949But I didn't imply anything like that.NBS please, I thought you left the thread.
>>12849964Sims is in the pay more than the average category though so it's rather irrelevant.
>>12849949You're projecting a bit there
>>12849974Are you a fucking child?
>>12849974>look guys i'm going to be a faggot anyway>what is a janitor
>>12849983Many people here have the intelligence of one
>>12849980Is the loli okay?
>>12849997lolis can regenerate limbs
>>12850002YESTHIS PLEASES ME GREATLYOH GOD I BET THEY ARE SENSITIVE
>>12849997It's okay, it was just a clone. Everyone knows that clones don't have feelings or aspirations.
>>12849991>Many Celestiafags here have the intelligence of oneFTFY
>>12850014no she died
>>12850021>you have the intelligence of oneFTFY
>>12850022But...but you said she regenerates.
>>12850021I'm a Celestiafag, I don't endorse any of this shit though.
>>12850028yeah but she had AIDS
>>12849923Wait where can I buy this stuff this cheap
So this can be reported as spam right?
>>12850045Rule violation, rather. Spam is for commercial spam.
>>12850045absolutlyit's the same stuff as the trixiespammer
>>12850047>Why are you so consumed by hate and bitterness?Quick reality check: Who's the one autisticly spamming a thread almost meaninglessly again, me or you?
>Spitfire and BCS returned last night>now this
>>12850074I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was BCS
>>12850080BCS doesn't spam poniesshe spams memes and her shitty crazy art
>>12850086This does seem a LOT like her though. The only things missing are mentions of Zone or Tiarawhy, otherwise this is spot-on her.
>>12850095well, and the non-pony spam
>>12850093>the guy asking questions is a horrible, awfull spammer>the guy posting irrelivent images constantly? oh, he's perfectly okayit's obvious your doing this to be a retard on the internet, there's no other real explanationyou should porbably go to /b/ or something for that, though
>>12850110Yeah, that's the new feature.
My voice.is hoarse.>tfw it makes me sound like Vin Diesel
>>12850007Can lolis regenerate their virginity?
also I've noticed this thread hasn't been markedI wonder why that is?oh, right
>>12850137only 3 times a month
>>12850137Not if you take it properly.
>>12850130>tfw you get associated with celestiaspammers and celestia fetishfags
>>12850147That's enough for me
>>12850143you think it wasn't marked because it was spammed 2 hours after being created?yeah, nah, there's no markers around
>>12850151>implying you're not a celestia fetishfagI know what you did
>>12850143Yeah, the people who are supposed to move the marker are not here.
>>12850155I wish I was marker...
>>12850143The markers are ded, you killed them
>>12850159I don't think I really qualify as fetishfag
>>12850173still, I knowso do you
Hey, speaking of markers, someone should punch this into Steam.DBN?X-0JYXM-TA0BLThe ? stands for "Pony".
>"w-we're being s-sunsecuted!!!"
>>12850177Oh, that's NBS, not BCS. BCS doesn't make spelling errors.
>>12850177>I'm now a lunafag for pointing out spamming images is pointlessokay, not sure how you made that retarded leap but hey, your /b/tarded so I guess it's pointless to wonder too hard about that
>>12850179I actually want to know if you are just joking around or think you know who I am.What did I do?
>>12850193No, I'm just joking around.I figure you've fapped to ponies though.
BASED FUCKING JANITOR
>deleting ponies>daytime MLPG celebratesYeah, that sounds about right.You guys suck.
thank fucking god the janitor is herenow, let us pony onwards
>Janitor not being a piece of shit for onceWhoever made the current janitor replace the old one has my thanks
>>12850206Can't you at least suspend him from posting?
LIKE THE SUN, I RISE AGAIN!!!
TWITCHY PONY PARTS
THANKS TO MY SACRIFICE, THE GOD QUEEN CELESTIA MAY TRIUMPH
I like this pony
>>12850233>liking ponieswhat a fag
also now that his images are deleted, put them in that front page celestia thread quickly so he can't spam again for a bit
>>12850241It's not worth the effort, batch resizing takes just a couple of seconds.
By the way, Why was I banned? It must have been a typo accident for some retarded freudfag somewhere else on the site.
>>12850248>when you do things right>people won't be sure you've done anything at all
>>12850239Wheres that from
>>12850258Looks like this, based on GIS: http://eagle1division.deviantart.com/art/Hate-340991968
>>12850253>admitting ban evasion
>>12850253>"hey guys, i'm ban evading!"
>Dash with super long hairhnnnggg I know it doesn't make sense but it's so damn cute. And it helps that I have a thing for long hair.
>>12850279>>12850283>janitors fucking up with bansI am justified through Celestia's will.
why do people still spam MLPGit's fucking pointless
>>12850279I've seen people pretend to be the person that was banned, I once got banned for posting milky and someone pretended to be me in the comments saying they reset their IP. All I could do was sit there and watch with rage as everyone actually believed them.
>>12850285that's cute but why did he draw notponies with the ponies
>>12850286Your delusional and are getting banned again
>The smaller unicorn knight met the centaur’s charge. Thrice they tilted at one another until at last the dark knight’s lance broke upon the unicorn’s shield. The unicorn could easily have ridden him down at that point, but instead she cast aside her own lance and dismounted, levitating her long sword before her in a ready position. The dark knight snorted at the chivalrous gesture as he cast aside his shield and drew his own mighty blade in a double-handed grip.I don't know why I find this hilarious but I do. Sorry.Good night.
>>12850291uh huhwhat if you're actually the spammer and you're just trying to shift the blame right now
Is sims 3 worth the extra cash
>>12850286>>12850282>>12850307Replying so I can confirm not a samefag. Will cap in next comment,
>>12850286You're almost as bad as that Wuma guy...fucking /b/tards
Do you think that the episode coming in S4 will show sympathy towards Luna becoming NNM, or will it show her being greedy and corrupt?
>>12850313Not really.the base game has almost nothing and EA's policy letting major bugs unfixed unless you get the expansion packs is just a big fuck you
>>12850313Well...Battlefield is. Besides, it's just a few extra bucks. Get that, instead of a coffee tomorrow.>Plus, if they add new games in the next two weeks, they'll be in that "premium" bucket
>>12850296How am I delusional? Point me out my faults.Celestia will still forgive me them, and your shitty God (of murder hehe) will not.
>>12850315That's completely worthless and doesn't prove anything.
>>12850196... that doesn't count as fetish though!
>>12850285Twilight is best pony and human.
>>12850293Is that a bad thing?
>>12850333it does if you've fapped to smutanon's works
>>12850333>fapping to cartoon ponies>not a fetishI mean yeah we're in MLPG but still normally? Yeah...
>>12850290Why do people spam at all?>"these guys are doing something I don't like in there own thread completely cut off from mine">"lets go over there and spam their thread, then they'll stop"
>>12850341Nah, of all of the human designs, she's definitely a bit weaker. Something about that shirt just looks awful. Maybe it's the bow-tie-thing, or the overly poofy shoulder...poof-things...
>>12850328Why there are still people not converted to the Princess's side is beyond me.I might be afraid this world is beyond redemption any other than in flame.
>>12850185Someone grabbed this, right? If I'm going to toss it into the wind, I at least would like it to land on something.
>>12850357I'm pretty sure Steam is fucked right now
>>12850341She a fucking slut
Would you hug and cuddle him?
>>12850344I didn't even know that smutanon writes anything apart from his Celestiaquest.
I just got tricked into getting origin I think
>>12850285I've always thought human Dash would have long hair. People are all like 'she's a dyke, so she has to have short hair,' but in her show, her hair is always shown to be her most prominent physical aspect.
>>12850357Yes, is is activated
>>12850323Personally I think it will be a bit of both. Luna will probably be show as getting mostly ignored largely, but the lesson of the episode will be that she didn't handle the problem well, and should have spoke up sooner instead of bottling it all up.
>>12850357I don't like Steam, don't have Steam and really am to lazy to install Steam for a random game,Nice of you though. I'm sure someone will be grateful. You're a cool guy.
>>12850371well, it's hit-or-miss
>>12850370No, because I have a different coltouto
>>12850350Sometimes they do it just to make lives of others worse, other times it's to shift blame, NBS's attempts are usually of the latter, pretending to be X-fag who's spamming the thread or is being very obviously retarded about liking X. Like with this Celestia spam he's pretending to be some huge Celestiafag, the only reason for that would be making people hate Celestiafags more (alternatively, he could be doing it for no reason at all), but since it's obvious that it's one single person doing a bad job pretending, I don't think it's working very well.
>>12850331>that fucking face
>>12850357I got it so other's cant.
>>12850366>Having a crush on someone makes you a slut.Nice logic.
7VX50-LLKWG-53QZPHave fun or whateverMirror edge game
>>12850393You didn't, you were busy filling captcha for the next picture. I'm not posting my extra ME key until you're gone though.
>>12850396It's funny though because Pony Flash is just a random guard that knows nothing about twilight other than she's a princess. Hell who knows he probably has a girlfriend
>>12850384>"those striking magenta eyes widening">tfw eyes like that don't exist for humansSuch a sad feeling
>>12850389>false flag shitpostingNice, all someone has to do is spam pictures of a pony and when someone legitimately wants to post the pony>fuck off Xfag only autists like XI guess it's worked before
>>12850417Nah, that's still NBS for the most. And the ones that aren't NBS would be like that either way.
>>12850366Hello /r9k/Meet your new girlfriend who hates you just as much as you hate her; Tumblr>>12850416
>>12850423Oh, and that's a sarcastic "nice" by the way, im not condoning this
>>12850416>tfw feminazi stole my ice cream
>>12850416Who the fuck uses the term "misandry"?
>>12850396She barely knows him and wants to jump his bone.
>>12850384>humanized>but still has wingsNice
>>12850404>Hell who knows he probably has a girlfriendThat wouldn't be that farfetched. Human flash was in a relationship with Sunset but left her because how huge of a bitch she was right? but since Sunset was busy being a "human"in High School for the last 10-15 years she couldn't be in ponyland. So Pony Flash could be in a relationship and since it can't be with Sunset he probably hasn't broken up.Also Pony Flash hasn't been trough what Twilight and Human Flash went trough so yeah Twilight is a complete stranger to him and has no reason to be with her.
>>12850454I'm glad I don't know any.
>>12850448Men's rights people.
>>12850384jesus fuckwhy not just paste bin all that shit
>>12850458Twilight would still be all over him either way, but then it's more likely that she'll get a new, just as awful love interest instead of going back to Brad.
>>12850388>snapping your coltouto in half from cuddling him a little too hardNo thanks.
>>12850472There's also a pastebinI just like the caps better
>>12850486coltouto is skinny, but tough. also marshmallow cannot be snapped in half
>markerfags in charge of markerfagging
>>12850448People who have a larger vocab than you.
>>12850494what's the fucking different other than spamming the thread with shit no one cares about?
What if I got the Sims, make the mane six, make them all lesbians, put them in a house and see who fucks who first?
>>12850384Well, that was certainly motherly
>>12850517One pisses off people like you who can't ignore things, one doesn't.just kidding it's just easier to read with a Yotsuba B background, also he wrote it in parts I think so that's why it's a cap
>>12850518I did that years ago, although I added them gradually so the results aren't really accurate
>>12849148>>12849123anyone know where i can buy these?been out of sync with /mlp/ for the last few weeks
>>12850496These are just pathetic to be hones.
>>12850400Anyone claimed this?
>>12850619Don't know try it out
>>12850626The Anon you asked was probably the one who shared the code.
>>12850654No I am the one who shared the code
>>12850604The guy in the Guardian one is pretty spaghetti that's for sure.I do like his writing style though.
>>12850604well that's like, just your opinion man
>implying you wouldn't
>>12850789>implying I have as shitty taste as Twilight
So since it'll be a long time till the Sims downloads ( 41 gigs, out of which 11 are just the shop items, damn EA is living to their jew title) at least I can plan ahead So the Sims doesn't have a fashion designer so really the only option is Stylist. Close enough for Rarity right?Also for Dash Professional sports or Military? The Military career ends with her being an astronaut but like the last 3 or 4 career levels are in aviation, level 9 being a Top Gun. But in Equestria Girls the Wonderbolts were athletes I think. I don't know anymore.Also Twilight: Scientist or Education?Also the only career for Fluttershy would be Horse raising and riding.
>>12850814fuck offgo bother /mlp/ about it
>>12850814go drown in the piss, faggot
>>12849427the ride will never end as long as there is money to be madeprepare for endless rehashes and spinoffs
>>12850836But it's sorta pony and the thread is dead...It's not like we have something better to talk about.
>>12850814How about just making them all horse caretakers?
We are so much better than the piss
>>12850220You're too damn fluffy, Celly-welly.
>>12850872Shit, you're still talking about piss and whatnot?
>>12850872We aren't and you fucking know it.
>>12850881>mail bcs>replying to old post from spammerpls
>>12850862I don't think I could do that unless they don't live all together I was planing to put them all in some sort of megahouse but 6 sims and 6 horses is, I think, above the maximum number of sims and pets in a household. I could put them 3 and 3 in two houses.
>>12850814I can picture you just killing them off when you get bored of the 6mane.
>>12850900Whatever you are are planning, at least make them look like the 6mane.
>>12850903Unless a few ships I don't like happen, in which case everything will burn to the ground, I will take care of them as best as I can.>>12850909I'll try my best
>>12850909>>12850903>6maneI seriously hope you aren't dumb bronies like these guys
>>12850894Should I delete my reply?Man, I hate it when I fall for it...
>>12850915>I will take care of them as best as I canThat isn't reassuring. At all.
Let us fly away from this terrible thread.Together.
>>12850955ARE THEY MATTRESSES!?
>>12850814>fluttershy horse riding unf
>>12850997Does everything have to be sex?You know there's probably a mod for it...
>>12850985I can't. I fucking can't
Well, at least we're not Ponychan.
Are morning threads normally this ded?
>>12851080Not this ded but close
>>12851080Not quite. This is unusually ded
DON'T WORRY MLPGI'LL RESURRECT YOU
oh god are we dying
>>12851123THAT IS NOT A RESURRECTION SPELL!
>>12851084>>12851091I see, I usually night mlpg
People who don't like Rainbow Dash? Why? What do you have against this wonderful adorable pony?
>>12851123Thats the wrong spell Sweetie
>>12851153Rainbow Dash is best pony.
>>12850965Nothing really matress
>>12851160I would give pone some green color
>>12851153But I like all ponies!
>>12851153She was fucking horrible in Season 2 thanks to Merriweather. She certainly got better in Season 3, but whenever Merriweather touch that pony (or any other character) she tend to screw them up.
>>12851153She's not Twilight Sparkle
What is the deal with Watamote's opening music?
>>12851177But they'd have to die firstDo you want pon to die?
>>12851179>>12851188If you like ponies so much why don't you marry one?
>>12851198is watamote a pony?I'm tired of talking about humans or mutant humans
>>12851208horsefucking is illegal in my state so I would be unable to consummate the marriage this is why immigrating to Equestria is my top priority
>>12851208Because pony isn't real
>>12851198>Watamote muh nigga
>>12851221Arstotzkans only. DENIED
I'm so glad we live in a world where Rarity is best pony.Can you even imagine what it would be like if this weren't true?
>>12851229is okayyou do good jobsecure border importantI come back with passport
>>12851229GLORY TO PONECHIA
>>12851229>you will never see glorious cobrastan
>>12851199Only for science
>>12851198>implying that opening has something wrong with it
>>12851234You know anon, if the multiverse thing was true there are nightmarish worlds like that.
I've made a terrible mistake!
>>12851234I'm glad we live on different worlds, mate.
>>12851260Did you accidentally?
>>12851221In Colombia, the teenage boy from little town, used to go with a donkey and they fuck it, normally the dad teached how to do it
>>12851309So it's a cloning device? Or a ditto. Cool
>>12851309>those empty blue eyesi'm scared
>>12851305That curl of mane around her ear makes her look like a dyke.
>doesn't allow me to voteRARITY I HAVE FAILED YOU
>>12851301>donkeyEw that's gross, I don't want to fuck a donkey, I want to fuck a pony
>>12849431>ends abruptlyaw man...
>>12851334>Rarity fags need every vote they can get.Hahaha, I don't even need to vote everyday because I know my pony is best anyways. Stay mad Rarity cuckolds.
>>12851334>RarityStay mad, son. Me and pinkie over here will be eating all the victory cake.
>>12851347I was up to write more, but the guy disappeared all of a sudden.Maybe he was too busy edging or cleaning up.
>>12851334>still thinking your vote mattersHasbro will rig it so that Princess Worstpony Showdestroyer wins. Bet on it.
>>12849148> anthroUgh> titsAW FUCK YES
>>12851380I passed out. it was super late.
>>12851378Fluttershy is in the lead you know
>>12851381I bet a cheeky fiver on AJ, the underdog.
>>12851398Pinkie doesnt need to win to eat victory cake
why is Dash so adorable
>>12851305everything about this picture makes me ass-angryfuck hasbro, fuck mccarthy, fuck larson, and fuck that episode
>>12851435You're a fucking autist if you get angry at that
>>12851435let go of your hate
>>12851446>someone is disappointed that the show has gone to shit>it must be autism
>>12851458>"everything about this picture makes me ass-angry">disappointment
You know if there was a pony game like this I'd probably buy it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqsmb3w1HZQAlso yay the Vita is saved.
>>12851515Uncle Grampa pls
>>12851515Is pony an item?What effects does pony have on my gameplay?
>>12851531It looks cute in the inventory.
>>12851531You can wear pone as hat
>>12851551TF2 JUMPED THE SHARK ONCE AGAIN
Seagate > Western Digital
>>12851551>there will never be a TF2 pony hat>you will never wear Trixie's wizard hat
>>12851576What class would that fit best with? Demoman maybe?
>>12851580Soldier and/or Heavy
>>12851396>titsThere are no tits. She's lying on her stomach, you can see her shoulder blades and her tits.
>>12851597>and her titsGod dammit I'm retarded. Her ass, I meant her ass.
>>12851589Will it come with a Trixie cape?
season 4 will be a shit
>>12851607I'd play TF2 again if I could play heavy with a cute hat and cape
>>12851613you're a shitand you're welcome to leave if you're not enjoying the pony show
>>12851607that's a lovely pony
Fluttershy is the cutest cuddliest little horsie
>>12851580HeavyOnly if the Medic gets something Twily oriented
>>12851613But it will have a scootasode
pone pone pone sex
>>12850789Of course I would. I want to knock her up before Twilight Shining gets a chance.
>>12851627She's very pretty and stylish, she's also a bit smug but she's working on that.
>>12851628Derpy is cuddliershe doesn't have any of that shyness holding her back
>>12851651I like her colors.
>>12851652>you will never bake __bread with Derpy
>>12851659>you'll never put a bun in her oven>literally
>>12851196> the realization scientist horse cutie booty is the one thing that's aroused you ALL DAY
>>12851658I think I like her colors more that anything else about her. I love her cool blue color scheme, it's very easy on the eyes.
why is pank so cute and lovable
>>12851675what a pretty pony
>>12851435I read this as "ass-hungry," which made senseI didn't know ASSES could get angry.
>>12851687>that Trixie PonkaHNNNNNNNNNNNG
>tfw ponies are specifically designed to be as sexually attractive as possible and reduce your interest in human womenI sense some merchant involvement here
>>12851659The sight of Derpy in an apron would kill my heart and give me a raging boner.
>>12851196>>12851668Ponies in uniform are sexy and purple has a nice plump ass that's ripe for squeezing
>>12851397Had any good dreams?
>>12851714>Stormfags are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "political correctness".Oh man that's perfect
GUESS WHO FIXED HIS COMPUTER?Is it safe to post some of the requests and stuff I've been working on?
>>12851714This is great.
>>12851735you can post whatever you want bby
>>12851735Oh my god is that made with colored pencils?Can I suck your dick?
post lewd pones pls
>>12851735Sure you can. I loving the different head style.
>>12851735>that pictureI SHOULD JUST QUIT NOW
>>12851706no, unfortunatelythe lewd thoughts came back the moment I woke up though
floating dashbutt>>12851740>>12851746arrite>>12851751yes and no
>>12851775I always have lewd thoughts about ponies when I wake up, I thought everyone did
>>12851735NO DON'T POST EVER AGAINyes
Guys how do I fix up my social life being a messSeriouslyI mean if I take out books and pcs from my life I could just be sitting still on my bed masturbating all day long.please
>>12851786>noJust the tip?
>>12851794well, what kind of panties are you wearing?
>>12851786inking is hard>>12851796I'll get back to you on that.
>>12851735>>12851786Well, I think I'll give up trying to art.
>>12851796that's what she said.
>>12851818Seriously though, more people should color with pencils in this fandomIt's absolutely great
>>12851818and then some random requests I took a couple days ago>>12851819please don't
>>12851826but that's a terrible technique.
>>12851818What's the point of just transcribing a scene from the show?
>>12851826That's not a very effective way to suck dicks
>>12851835That image is two pink.
>>12851681because we touch ourselves
>>12851836rainbow dash is a very bad lovershe just thinks because she's fast that she's really good at giving headnone of her partners want to injure her fragile ego so they pretend to have explosive orgasms
>>12851735That coloring makes it kind of hard to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olEGtoYs_8AWhat those MLPG think of Game of the Generation?
>>12851859what a horrible night to be rainbow dash
>>12851837To see if I could, mostly. There's a lot of background detail that I'd never think to put in a picture on my own, and I wanted to see if I could make my ponies look more like the show's. I ran out of space on the left - Rarity's supposed to be talking to Fluttershy. Also Twilight's gone derpy.
>>12851859She should ask Cadence for advice
>>12851835hold the fucking phone herethe quote says "Pinkie Pinky-ing Pinkie" but that's clearly an image of Pinkie Pinking Pinkiewhat kind of bullshit are you trying to pull?
>>12851613That would be disappointing, I sure hope it isn't.I hope alicorn Twilight opens more story door paths than it closes.
AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOUR HER PANTIES ARE
>>12851868I cannot wait to see how it's going to be broken and/or not work as well as advertised
>>12851882they're black okay now stop
>>12851868I can't fucking wait.
>>12851868I don't think it has any ponies but I might be wrong
>>12851876HE'S RIGHTEXPLAIN YOURSELF GOAT
>>12851835OH MY GOSH THIS IS ALMOST PERFECTlooks more like pinkie blueing pinkie's head
I fucking wish I had this much time to draw
>>12851875but how would she know to ask for help if she's constantly being lied to?
>>12851916break your computer so you can't waste time on the general
>>12851860It was worse earlier, haha. I tried adding the big outline around the ponies to have them pop away from the background, but it may not have worked?>>12851876>>12851910all part of the secret code, anons>>12851913It's the shadow from this thing, sorry.
>>12851905I'd be honestly surprised if Rockstar didn't put something in the game making fun of bronies
>>12851916>tfw school starts up again in a week
>>12851923You should do the pinkiening over again then to make it perfect
>>12851932>not drawingI bet you aren't even depressed.
>>12851924>they code in a bronycon>all you see on /v/ is>haha i can shoot up a ponyfag convention top lel xd"
Horseshoes are a weird thing to think about when ponies are involved. Fluttershy seems to like them, though.
Do you guys like loli
>>12851943>Shooting up a bronycon>Not flying a plane packed with C4 into the building
>>12851949I love lolipon
>>12851948Why is that dog wearing horse shoes?
>>12851949dependshow big are her tits?
>>12851949yes, but loli doesn't like me
And the last one! Thank you for enduring this little wave of spam.>>12851959she is a dogthey probably don't even fit
>>12851966>Big tit loliNo
>>12851916Me too man. Though I should FINALLY have time this week and I'll be able to draw more Twilight Sparkle.
>>12851973Then fuck it and fuck you
>>12851917she'd eventually put two and two together when she realizes that no one has ever cum in her mouth
>>12851984Anon you need to relax from time to time
Is this actually the general? It feels like I've stumbled into the piss.
>>12851775You must have passed out when she left for her set last night. Judging by the mess of white hotel linens (and the lingering scent of sex) you figure you're still comfortably splayed out in Vinyl's hotel bedroom. And, going by the pleasantly rising swell of two very bare and very heavy breasts spilling out from just under the covers, followed by shocks of sapphire hair, so is she.
>>12852023I wish I had a dollar for every time someone posted something like this
>>12852023>reviver of animationBullshit.
>>12852023You wouldn't go to the piss, so the piss came to you
Do you enjoy hurting other people?
>>12852034Looks like someone enjoyed herself~
>>12852036we'd split the money and have one penny each.
>>12852046No, unless I hurt them in some kind of funny way.
>>12852052come on, we'd have like 20 dollars each easy
>>12852046I don't enjoy other people period.
>>12852046I did enjoy hurting a cat yesterday but people? no.
Does it taste good when you bite a woman?
>>12852065I don't enjoy other people's periods either anon
>>12852073It just tastes like sweat,usually. Flesh doesn't really have that much of a scent unless she's put some perfume and that doesn't really improve taste either.
>>12852069>hurting animalsWorst kind of people
>>12852073Noit doesn't taste good when you get bit either, it's a boner killer
>>12852065but everyone in mlpg including yourself is a people anon
>>12852082listen it had to go away from our property alrightand I needed it never to return alrightso I took it by the tail and dipped it a few times face-first then I gave him a kick in the stomach so it tumbled a few feet awaylisten it's normal, I jut needed it to go away form the propertythe only wrong thing was that I enjoyed it a little mixed with regret
>>12852092>implying mlpg isn't ponies
>>12852092What...but I though you guys were ponies...
>>12852092real-life people.internet interaction doesn't count. especially not when everyone is anon.
>>12852092but we are all mares in heatwanting to get fucked hard by humans
>>12852100>>12852107I KNEW IT
>>12852093Should have just shot it and put it down clean like an American
>>12852100>>12852107>>12852115Nope, there is only one pony on MLPG, the rest are human beans.
>>12852115>tfw no mare pussy
>>12852115But I'm a stallion with massive, bloated ballsI put on my robe and wizard hat
>>12852126ah you see,it's not our catit's the neighbour's cathe'd have thrown a tantrum,you see
>>12852051Vinly slowly peels the sheets down from over her head—she still has her shades on, but that smile creeping across her lips lets you know she's looking at you. There's a tired and low texture to her voice in these early sunlight hours, testament to a night well spent. "Good morning, handsome."
>>12852140I shot my neighbor's dog for killing my cat onceyou'd be surprised how little people bitch when you've got a gun
>>12852164I would've bitched too, revenge is not good, anon.
>>12852142>implying anon will ever get laid>implying he'll ever be ever called "handsome"WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES, FATASS
>>12852175The point is that they didn't bitch
>>12852176>WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES, FATASSFUCK, IT'S ALL COMING BACK
>>12852172is this supposed to be funny
>>12852142"Mornin', beautiful."No better way to start the day than with a kiss. And maybe a morning quickie.
>>12852186THAT'S FOR TRYING TO GO AWAY FROM REALITY ASSHOLESTOP ROLEPALYING FUCKING PONIES AND GO OUT
>>12852176>FATASSI'm 130 pounds.if anything I'm UNDERweight.
>>12852218N-NO! I WANNA STAY IN AND FANTASIZE ABOUT MY LIFE GOING THE WAY IT PLANNED
>>12852205I want a pony morning blowjob
>>12852240WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
>>12852236YOU'RE GOING OUT NOW AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO SOMEWHERE.YOU'RE GOING TO FIND A WOMAN AND SHE'S GOING TO BE YOUR VINYLIS THAT CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR,MAGGOTDO I HAVE TO GRAB YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM BY YOUR EAR LIKE A KID
>>12852244Do you have to do that Every time?
>>12852254You'd be a great father
>>12852254c-can you dress up as Ms. Harshwhinny while you do it?
>>12852254Dad can I have a pony for my birthday
>>12852279only if you promise to fuck it
>>12852205>>12852254 has a good point, but you're the man in this scenario. You want to keep going?
>>12852268...is that sarcasm? I can't tell.
>>12852303Are you doubting your own qualities
>>12852324...that's a no?
>not shitposting on /kspg/ inbetween ponying
>>12852292nah, it's a bit early for lewdness now that I think about itmaybe later~
>>12852347I don't particularly enjoy acting like a retard
>>12852347what is ksp general
>>12852354Then why are you here?
>>12852347>shitposting at all
>>12852349Early morning and afternoon lewdness are often the most pleasurable kinds
>>12852359Because I enjoy ponies
>>12852367There are much better places to enjoy ponies, anon.
>>12852360I don't even need to know the key for that cipher to know it says "UR A FAGET".What's it from?
>>12852347>shitposting>>12852356>>12852375Kerbal Space Program General
>>12852347>tfw the only thing that happens in /lolg/ is shitposting
>>12852376I enjoy ponies but I absolutely hate forums
>>12852356>>12852375At a guess, I'd say Kerbal Space Program General.
>>12852376I fucking bet, moot
>>12852384That gif always makes me giggle for some reason.
>>12852347>shitspoting anywhere because you canMaximum Sentenal The Retard tier
>>12852347MLPG sure is bored right now.
>>12852411>Sentenal>shitpostingNow this is the part of the show where you post some totally not photoshopped "evidence"
>>12852347>inbetween ponyingwait, are you saying you stop ponying at some point?
>>12852434No, do you?
>>12852447i didnt think it was possible to stop, even for a second
What a cute prancing pony
is self-booping safe
>>12852476I know right?
what if half-human half-ponywould you fuck her human or pony half as she was halfway in the mirror
>>12852498Those things aren't human
what if pony was pony
>>12852512why would you turn equestria girls into poniesthat's sick
>>12852512I'll quit the show
>>12852482I love you weaver.
>>12852349Okay. I probably shouldn't have been pushing for it, myself. Good luck on getting a real girl!
>>12852363Edging right after waking up is the best
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD ANIME FUCK
>>12852482This needs a sequelGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>12852541BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN RIGHT NOWI'M GODDAMN TIRED OF PAYING FOR AN ADULT MAN WHO IS LIVING OFF HIS PARENTSWHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE LEAVE THE NESTI love you,son.
>>12852556You cant fuck anime
>>12852556pony with japanese dub is basically anime
>>12852564ALREADY SEEN ITIT WAS GREAT EXCEPT FOR THE EXTRA EPISODES.
>>12852556I dont know TitanNichijouHighschool of the dead?
>>12852568>jacking off to the show
>>12852562>I love you,son.Okay, who are you and what have you done with my real dad?
I think pony is telling me something. I'll try to understand it.
>>12852575>fucking to the show
>>12852577Sometimes a man has to say that to his WORTHLESS LEECH OF A FIRSTBORN.
>>12852578YES YESDO IT
>>12852560http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-OJ4zPfC8when people say pinkie is annoying I watch this I think of how not annoyed I am
>>12852582>watching porn one day>Johnny Test is playing on their TV while they fuck>really fucking loud
>>12852578Oh I seePony said that you're a bunch of faggots and they will never let you in eqeustria
pony is arousing me
>>12852634>posting with funny meme images
>>12852626wow, pony is mean
>>12852637>tfw no older Pound/aunty Pinkie.