Extra little ponies edition! What would you do with your little pony?Old horse: >>12838247
This horse is too tiny. You'll need to make a bigger one if you want us all to fit inside of it.
I for one welcome our tiny pone overlords Until the giant ones take over
>>12841185I would get pony to use pony magic to make me tiny.Then I would go on adventures with pone.
>>12841273Fat.Narcissism.Shitposting.I summon Ross.
>>12841273BEETLEJUICEBEETLEJUICEBEETLEJUICEThere, now we have someone to fight Ross for us.
>>12841185I'd make her a cute little house with running hot and cold water and central heating and she'll have a big HD tv that's really just a 7" tabletI'd make her a little stove that runs on acetylene or something and tiny pots and pans for when she wants to make a little snackI'd have a little buzzer for her to call me whenever she wants in every room to save her voice
>>12841263It's a secret no one knows~
>>12841273GLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEROSS ROSS ROSS
>>12841309They'd team up and you know it.
So what if the 10th comic has Luna, The wonderbolt pony, and Cheerlie fighting for Big Mac's attention?
I want to impale some tight, dripping pony pussy with my penis
>>12841289i want a market bot
>>12841325Hay, it's me. Lath
>>12841332That sounds pretty funny, Dooks, but they'd have to introduce Cheerilee pretty quickly for it to not be abrupt.
>>12841332>ultimate showdown of ultimare destinyno matter who wins, we lose>implying Luna wouldn't own their shit
>>12841331Hm. True.Okay, then;BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARYBLOODY MARY
>>12841328You messed it up, there's an extra Glitter Glue in there.
>Humble bundle has Dead Space 1 and 3>But not 2This is some grade A bullshitThey better add it to the bundle in a few days
>>12841369Cheerlie has the nails that only Big Mac's hammer can work on
>>12841381>buying EA shit
>>12841373WELL NOW WE'RE ALL FUCKEDJUST SHUT UP OKAY
>>12841398It's called buying the bundle and marking all money for the charities.
>>12841373>>12841381Huh, that actually worked.
>>12841399Shit, I'm sorry!Let me fix this;BIGGIE SMALLSBIGGIE SMALLSBIGGIE SMALLS...That was a mistake, wasn't it?
>>12841381Mainstream games are a thing of the past. It's all about indie games now!
>>12841362Open the pod bay doors, Leth.
when is that event where they are going reveal more about this?august 16th?>yfw they use stock vectors
>>12841420>buying EA shit>believing their lies
>>12841434>trouble cards>not combatgay
>>12841381It's all a plan to get you to buy Dead Space 2
100 days till new horse...SO begins
>>12841434Looks like I'm gonna have to go be a giant faggot at my LGS.
>>12841423ross ross ross
>>12841420>>12841440You can't even give any money to EAIt's probably the only remotely nice thing they've ever done>>12841442But this guy is probably rightThey need to make money
>>12841453just 100 more days guys, just don't die
>>12841434Why aren't Hasbro doing this themselves?I wanted ponies in the third Unglued set.
>>12841434I know they have some events at Gencon because I'll be there.
>>12841434oh that's what this is aboutthe foil derpy card is a britbong exclusive apparently
>>12841423GIMME THE BOOPGIMME THE BOOP
>>12841441does anyone know of any problem solving trading card game?i don't think i ever heard of one
Burnout Paradise:BXCWF-PVVP3-5HWEAMirrors Edge:9ZKXZ-65YJH-3N034Two great games that you should play if you don't have them
>>12841503maybe its something like the Call of Cthulhu game?
>>12841479That's really what's baffling about all this. They have all the means to make it themselves, moreso than something like plushies.
>>12841471How long has it been since S3 ended?
>>12841511Paradise a shit, and why not just pirate Mirror's Edge?
>>12841440>>12841442They're probably in it for the tax returns, or hell maybe the new CEO actually has a soul. I mean doubt it, but there's always that remote chance.
>>12841511Ooooooo.I'll let someone else have them.
>>12841533I thought the same thing.
>>12841525like 400 days
>>12841511It's only a dollar, I'll probably buy them anyway.
>>12841533somebody else already got Burnout Paradiseand I won Mirror's Edge earlier today, thanks hedless I've been meaning to play this
>>12841532It's a ploy to get you to download Origin.They can suck my dick.
Why isn't everyone beautiful, like TV?
>>12841572I created an account just for DAO achievements. The shame.
>>12841573Are we talking HD tv or like 90's tv beautiful
>tfw /mlp/con in Florida
>having such a hateboner for EA that you won't rip them off entirely and give a dollar to charity
this pony just ate your artbando AND your waifu.What are you gonna do about it?
>>12841572>They can suck my dick.That also requires you to download origin.
>>12841573Honey Boo Boo
>>12841572I think only Dead space 3 needs origin
>>12841573Why isn't everyone a cute pone, like TV?
MS is drawing human twilight with a huge dick right now
>>12841559what a cute villain
>>12841595Is my waifu dead?
>>12841613I feel bad for anyone who goes there
>>12841625she's in pony's stomach, hoping for freedom
>>12841625>lil pip>waifu Wat
>>12841615>MS is drawing a huge dick right nowThat's pretty standard fare
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>laying in bed trying to go to sleep>can't stop thinking about pony queefs
I forgot I own Dead Space alreadyKMV8C-QPYXE-2I3JZAnd I'm probably never going to play Medal of HonorE50BG-ZB2FD-7PRPV
>>12841634Oh, well in that case I politely ask luna to give her back.It's really not appropriate for a princess to eat her subjects.
How many regular uniqie posters do you think mlpg has?I'm guessing like 10-15 at any given time
>>12841615GoodLet me know when it's finished
>>12841593Really? When? I need to know when I have to stay inside.
>>12841595Embark on an epic quest to avenge them!
>>12841664About 6 total
>>12841664Enough to always be interesting
>>12841381Speaking of steam. is Sins of a solar empire any gud?
>>12841675Wait a second, that's not moe
>>12841658Thanks, though it seems I was too slow on the draw for either.
>>12841658>both duplicatesYou butt
am I the only one who enjoys digging used menstrual pads out of dumpsters and using them to as bedding?
>>12841634>>12841595I read her my futa cockvore fanfic with her and her sister in it illustrated by Ross and wait for her to throw up.
>>12841675>FIM will never be that interesting
>>12841658Thanks for the video game man
>>12841713you're never the only oneand especially not in this case
>>12841662>neigh, we like them where they are
>>12841721I think that's the best plan I've seen on this
>>12841750Well in that case I ask if there's anything I could do to convince luna to give me back my waifu.
I really like this songMLPG has expanded my tastes in music
>>12841750Gosh, I wonder about the texture of her cosmic hair. I imagine it's like cool, rushing wind.
is twilight a brony
>>12841782this reminds me, Ross never did my request
>>12841787No, Twilight is a pony.
>>12841783I imagine it feels like a mist
>>12841787>tfw TAW hats us>tfw she was right
>>12841783A mixture between pure silk and running water.
Last post, I promise
>>12841794I told him. People don't give him requests because he never fucking draws them.
>>12841787why is twilight such a fucking nerd
>>12841813None of those games are good.
>>12841787>Literally every single letter is fucked up except for the symmetrical ones somehow>Putting the Hub logo on your fanart
pony wants a hug
>>12841815I even changed my request to DT just so he would do itOh well, I guess I learned my lesson
>>12841787What kind of alphabet is that?
>>12841836Is it okay if I get a boner during it?
>tfw you remember that ross used to draw ponies
>>12841847Pony has hugged you before she's used to it
>>12841775>bring me something even more filling>and with an equally satisfying nature to it>you have 1 half-hour
>>12841838It's just Starswirl written very poorly.
I arrive here in my little pony general thread to lie and shitpost but I end up sharing genuine feelings about ponies I was not knowing I had
>>12841832>being this new
>>12841864She is so nice and understanding.
>>12841787>that feel when no one read all the fics from both friend offs of last year>that feel when no more friend offs>that feel when no more pony or die>that feel when no more writefags
>>12841859>hating on turtwigyou and I have a disagreement
do I keep trying mlpg
>>12841900Wait, where's your access permit?
>>12841909Is that some colt hitting on Fluttershy?
>>12841866I'll bring her grilled cheeseLuna loves grilled cheese.
>>12841525179 days.This hiatus is going to be nearly 280 days long.
>>12841909the left pone is ugly as fuck but right pone is pretty hot
Choose your horsepenis.
>>12841866Eating ponies isn't okay
>>12841909>those lips>those eyes
>>12841933You ever walk home from some place like school, and you're fine until just before you get back, and then you see your house and you suddenly HAVE to piss right now. That's how it's going to be for me from now until the last few months.
>>12841942can i choose a big clit that looks like a tiny penis?
>>12841954Oh alrightCause no trouble
>>12841860>ross will never draw chubby pony rarity again
>>12841944It is when you are a princess and you make the rules>>12841932How much are we talking here. Give me a count
>pony will never hold you close to her chest and stroke your hair, whispering in your ear that everything is going to be alright, and you'll never be alone again
>>12841954That's not a hug licenseArrested for unlicensed hug distribution
>>12841963Did Quagmire give birth to that Apple Bloom?
Dead Space:5WI06-3EFZT-V3R2KBurnout Paradise (Fun as hell game):RFTMW-3NFBD-6HFRKAnon gifted some games long ago and I got one of them, so might as well return the favor.>>12841782SebastiAn does some pretty awesome music.
>>12841954>my street address also has 4200I can't shake the coincidence.
>>12841984We'll her recipe says 20.
>>12841993I want burnout bad but I can't add them
>>12841860I think Ross posts his sketches and if everyone shits on it he'll draw more but if even one person likes it he throws it away and never touches it again.
>>12842009>The pony is coming from inside the house.
>>12841986Yes she will.
>>12842019what's your name
>>12841968We have the comics to make it a bit easier this time around, but I know that by the time the S4 premiere date comes up I'm going to be hyped up like crazy from all the previews and synopsis leading up to it.
>>12842011>twilight is now taller after becoming a princess>she is going to look conspiciously taller than her friends from now on, in every single scenehow do you feel about this
>>12841954Equestria is not a real country.
>>12841503it won't be good.hasbro will refuse to fund a game that is actually in depth and might be legitament competition to magic or pokemon.
>>12842045It'll equalize when they become princesses.
>>12842045She isn't though.
>>12842037H-hello? Who's there?
>>12842047>why doesn't mommy wear pants?>a book for children in interspecies households
>>12841986>she'll never kick her little legs when you rub and scratch her tummy
>>12842047motherly ponywith philophilia
>>12841503Some specialized magic format with objective designed for bored american nerd coping with the virgin
>>12842045It's slight. They can shift them around in a scene so it's not as noticeable if they want.
>>12842117>pony will never have AIDS
>>12842110Too lateshe walks off with waifu and artbando in tow, disgusted at your initial offerBAD END
>>12842066She is taller
>>12842143good because her sister is a better princess
>>12842069>Mommy has four legs so she can run to your side>Daddy has two arms to keep you safe and warm
>>12842143I'll demand that she eat me too.
>>12842117But that's NYC
>>12842174That is adorable
>the sticky on /a/what happened?
>>12842168I'm pretty sure she was exactly the same in EQG
>>12842190moot's gone drunk with power
>>12842174I actually heard myself say aww you dick. You need to watch where you point that.
>>12842180She does so with gustoNow you spend the last of your waking moments with your waifu and artbandoIn a very cramped space.
Pony did it
>>12842190The great naurto on /a/ fight came to it's climax
this thread is now [haunted]
>>12842190The events as described led to moot pranking /a/ by filling the front page with naruto
>>12842190>For the dense among us: People talking about things you aren't interested in isn't against the rules -- spamming shit you don't like is.I can't be the only one who sees implications of this that would have been nice to have had around a couple years ago
>>12842214that's not what I posted at all
>>12842236It is now
>>12842222>>12842211>>12842202>>12842235I meant this: "leaked the identities of a number of janitors and moderators."
What artist has made the most money out of this fandom?No, i don't think is doxy
>>12842063You joke, but i'm almost certain we're going to get a "everybody is princess for a day" episode.
>>12842194No she was taller
>>12842190Would you eat Pinkie Pie's face?
>>12842211fight?You mean there are people on /a/ who don't hate Naruto?
>>12842214Good thing we have an medium to tell them to pass on
>"Hmm. I wonder where's my uniform...">"No matter, this is really comfortable!"
>>12842265Can I kiss her face instead?
>>12842249>Facebook and Twittercouldn't care less.
>>>/a/91420362>For the dense among us: People talking about things you aren't interested in isn't against the rules -- spamming shit you don't like is.I'm looking at you faggots.
>>12842266You mean there are people on /co/ who don't hate MLP?
>>12842249>JIDF is realAnd this is a surprise...to whom?
>>12842190>>12842254No one cares about it, Smile.Piss off.
>>12842256>for a day
>>12842235The whole pony thing would have been avoided if moot didn't pander to /v/ and /b/
>>12842290>implying that's smile
>>12842255Probably eiher JJ, WhiteDoveCreations, Seth or a fursuit maker
>>12842283Reading that sticky I really don't see why ponies needed to be handled any differently
>>12842283People talking about things that are off-topic is against the rules though.
>>12842298Cute things on 4chan are unacceptabletohu forced the creation of /jp/ and the next big cute thing that gets spammed will force the creation of another containment board.
>>12842338WhiteDove has made a shit ton of plushies and i think she charges over 100 for each.Why do you say JJ?I think he only sells shit at conventions
>>12842283what does the last point translate to?
Everyone knows about the diamond dogs. But hardly everyone knows that gnolls used to be a big time enemy of Equestria. They were strong too, empowered by various aspects of nature to do bold actions. Able to command fire, water, stuff like that. One time they even tried to assassinate Celestia.Yeah, it was a grassy gnoll!
>>12842384WhiteDove charges well over $100 per plush
>>12842365Because moot luv /v/
>>12842398I usually like your jokes, That wasn't even close to funny.
Thanks for the game anon
>>12842254Someone knew the identity of a janitor, who spilled the beans on the othersI think
>>12842397take it easy
>>12842365because /v/ and /b/ cried enough
>>12842454i like you smile
>>12842464I wonder if moot has ever seen this picture?And if so, how he reacted?
Remember when pone was sexy?
>>12842502pony was never sexy
>>12842454psst hey I wanted to ask you something sometime
>moot finally does for /a/ what he should have done a long time ago>moot will never do for ponies what he should have done a long time ago
>>12842267I dunno, with those legs I might be inclined to stay around a bit longer
>>12842500In regards to anything and everything pony, moot really doesnt care. Like, at all.The only people who do are the loudest, most easily trolled boards like /b/ and /v/, but since they bring in the most site traffic moot has to bed over backwards for them.
>>12842511Yes she was.
>>12842521Naruto is trash though.
>>12842502>wasda fuck you on brah?
>>12842267i really like rei's oc, too bad he didn't draw more of her
Fuck.Thanks a lot, MLPG, you got my addicted to Patton Oswalt again.I'm having a sky cake relapse.
>>12842553fuck off pothead
>>12842516I feel really bad for fooling you. Does smile even come here anymore?
>>12842551True, but /a/ has to deal with their own problems just like every other board. They've been pandered to by the mods for long enough.
>>12842521Naruto = humansPonies = undeniably furry, anthropomorphic characters, furfag fans everywhereLike it'll ever happen
>>12842599It's sky cookies motherfucker! You're dead!
is naruto even still around? i remember reading it 20 years ago in middleschool.
Which pony likes to rumble the most?
>>12842631>furfag fans everywhereI don't see any furfags here.
>>12842606He does visit anonymously, but he's been pretty busy in real life for months. He'll still mark the threads in the morning if no one has gotten to it.
>>12842671But that's not that cute.
>>12842668You can bullshit yourself all you want because they're not humans with animals heads and tails, but wanting to fuck ponies is pretty much the definition of furry.I'm sorry. They're not animal enough for zoophilia. They have enough human features to be furfag shit.
>>12842671Is there a sound addon for 4chan again? I didn't think they allowed that anymore.
>>12842558>And they think im the bad oneI don't get this, inviting you to be friends and having a place to stay is bad?
>>12842267>>12842522>>12842556People actually like that silly oc?
>>12842698yes there's another one
>>12842671GOTTA GO FAST
I want to cum inside Ghost Light and watch the leakage run alllll the way down her thighs
>>12842668Yeah, I don't see any homosexuals either.
>>12842436I bet BCS is a janitor.
>>12842558>you will never dry Babs' tears>she'll never bury her face into your shoulder and quietly weep>you'll never be her rock
>This pony is canon the biggest potato
>>12842704I really really doMy dick does too but that's not important
>>12842742You misspelled cock.
>>12842742>rock>rocky balboa>you will never punch out a really buff russian pone while babs cheers you on
>>12842668i am a huge furfag but i am the kind that keeps it secret from everyone at all costs
>>12842267>>12842522>>12842556>>12842704What did she do, again? Look after a graveyard and talk to ghosts?
>>12842759I'm telling Twilight Sparkle on you.
>>12842772Since Equestria is socialist it would probably be them you were fighting, on behalf of the diamond dogs or something.
>>12842788well you just fucked up then didn't you son
>>12842668Almost everyone on /mlp/ is a furry now, how else do you explain all the freaky fucking fetishes that came about in the last few months.
>>12842789Pretty much. She keeps ghosts company until they want to pass on. She's got kind of a deadpan look and a love for shitty puns.
>>12842801>Equestria is socialist>run by Princessesok
>>12842822Does wanting to snuggle a pony non sexually make me a furry?
>>12842822I'm not a furry, but I have some /d/ tier fetishes
>>12842822Boredom. No new episodes -> people get bored -> people resort to fapping ->porn is created.
>>12842788as a plushfag I totally know that feel. I actually feel like it's worse than furryshit
>>12842852Really?Well ok then
>>12842836It's a socialist monarchy?
>>12842801>socialist>clearly a captitalist society under a diarchy
hi mlpg ill take a request
>>12842889>diarchy>not triarchyyou're not even trying anon
>>12842896ponies painting backgrounds and getting frustrated
>>12842896Pinkie Pie and Gummy
>>12842704she has nice colors, pretty mane and those tired eyes are lovely
>>12842687are men allowed to join pinkies night of girly fun if i wear a dress?
>>12841503I'm not sure how problem solving cards are tackled but if I understand the concept it almost sounds like it could be played alone like some kind of solitaire game.If you play with someone but are solving your own problems, I could see either using their cards (mana/place/pony requirements to play certain cards?) or fucking up their game by spamming parasprites or something.
>>12842896Mewanon hugging bonbon
>>12842896Draw a sad lyra
>>12842896benben being grump at goopony lyra who has completely enveloped her
>>12842896Lyra cum inflation
>>12842896Pinkie eating an ice cream cone messily while giving bedroom eyes suggestively.
>>12842379This is true, but I've seen some interesting discussions here on MLPG that was handled better here than the board they are meant for. Technically anything not pony related (I'm assuming things like fan works, fanbase, and bronies is pony) could be reported. But honestly that's kind of stifling and boring, we need a little bit of wiggle room. Otherwise we could die out. As long as people keep it civil, I see no problem with it, even if I'm not interested in it. It's usually the people who are vocal about hating and yell about it without actually discussing/debating the thing that is the problem. MLPG has it's little corner in 4chan that people generally ignore. We kind of self moderate ourselves, only blowing a whistle when really needed. The only reason there is a /mlp/ board and we aren't on /co/ is because people wanted to get others mad, so they shoved pony down people's throats similar to furry stuff to laugh at the reaction.
>>12842896Two ponies playing arcade games together on the same, slightly cramped machine
>>12842896>>12842936No no, draw an ambivalent Lyra
>>12842896DRAW PRETTY PONIES WEARING THESE DRESSES >>12828398
>>12842934This but replace hugging with "passionately kissing"
>tfw you are not a cute dude who can make his own plushies
>>12842912>>12842704>Ghostlight always looks tired>Mostly because she stays up all night>Not always by choice, mind you>Some ghosts can be rather chatty, and they tend to lose track of time.
>>12842988Do you think that she hates her job?
>>12842934And Bonbon acting all angry-flustered.
>>12842978You can see the aspergers in his face.
>>12842896draw Rei's OC>>12842267
>>12842967>>12828398>At the garaaaaa~
>>12842950I drew something like that except with Rarity a while ago.
>>12842828>>12842912>>12842988i feel like ghostlight and gloomy could hang out together without really doing much more than enjoying the company
>>12843006I don't think he hates it at all... but sometimes, you just wanna have a quiet night to yourself.
>>12842903is there even a term for a 4 king system?
>"Pinkie Pie, we're just.....concerned." >"What do ya mean?">"Well its just...its been a few years now and Gummy has gotten pretty big, don't you think?">The eight foot gator is lounging in the middle of the floor, obvious as a fire.>Pinkie gives him a big hug. He doesnt react at all>"That's just more of him to love!">"But don't you think he's really dangerous now? His tail alone is strong enough to break a wall! I know cause he broke THAT wall!">"Aww, he doesnt mean it. He's just a little clumsy sometimes, don't you Gummy?">Gummy responds by biting Pinkie Pie in the head with his powerful, toothless jaw>"Uh oh, some one wan't kissies!">He starts a death roll, flooring Pinkie>"Turbo kissies!"
Anyone knows what happened to JB? He keeps disappearing for days on end with no response for him.
>>12843028But that's not nearly messy enough. Rarity eats her ice cream like a lady. I want a pony who can devour an ice cream cone and I protest how sticky she is only for her to snuggle up with me and get me all sticky by rubbing up me and giving me cold, sticky kisses.
>>12843058Probably because he has a life.
>>12843013you must have a good eye for that because i don't see it
>>12843048I love this like no other thing in the history of mlpg
>>12843048I'm cracking up and trying to say 'aaaww' at the same timetop notch
>>12843065That sounds pretty cute. I'd draw it if I didn't feel like shit because I caught a cold.
>>12843076I do. I see real life aspies every day, they have the same broad face shape, the same eyes, and the same wide ass mouth.
>>12843082Why is Pink trying to remove her own head?
DEFEND THE PONY
>>12843087It'd probably be "tetrarchy" instead.
>>12828398Why is octavia such a slut?Bonbon is a true modest maiden. More ponies should be like her.
They added more pone.
>>12843048I'd love a picture of Pinkie grasped in the mouth of an 8 foot Gummy with a giant smile laughing as she's death rolled.
>>12843114why, is pony being attacked?
Hello I am here we can begin the intellectual conversation now you bunch of butt fuckers.
>>12842975this but replace "kissing" with "fucking"
>>12843101He looks alright to me, honestly.
>>12843123Some people like eyeshadow. I'm sorry you're so amish, anon.
>>12843124was ist dis
>>12843048the mental image of pinkie screaming "turbo kisses" as she's held in a deathgrip is great
>>12843124>Babs is thereWhoo
>>12843124this honestly just made my week.geek week 10/10 "fucking master race" -IGN
>>12843151Go to Youtube, make sure you're on the "Worldwide" version in the dropmenu at the bottom of the page, then search one of those names.
>>12843160>>12843125>>12843048Gotta wonder how Fluttershy would be reacting to all this, considering her usual "Nature is so fascinating" attitude towards pretty much everything but grown dragons
>>12843058That's because he's to busy taking pictures of himself in panties on unf
>>12843136Would poni poni?
>>12843124>>12843161>including shitty character that won't be on S4 lel, almost no one cares about her
>>12843048>Pinkie will never turbo anything you
>>12843124Seriously, why did they do this in the first place?Why would google hire a brony? Don't they have higher hiring standards than that?
>>12843186LIKE HELL THEYNWOULD
>>12843192Notice that they added shitty characters that only shitty parts of the fandom (ie: us) care aboutThere's a google employee in here
>>12843048Okay I really want to make a comic out of this.
>>12843186I'd poni poni with best pony smart lavender purple magenta straight mane unicorn with wingscess
>>12843206>Implying that matters
>>12843227Why don't they build the wall higher?
Was Fluffy at bronycon?if so, did anyone got pics of him?
>>12843239Why don't you get a life nerd
>>12843239The wall is clydesdales
>>12843247Yes he wasNo I didn't but I could describe him
>>12843239because there was no recorded instance of a titan even reaching half that height beforehand
>>12843247>mewball (left) and his boyfriend, towering at 5'2" (right)
>>12843247he spoke at a panel and also he was there with his mom. his picture is in the steamchat wall already.
>>12842978>You know he cuddled that right after he took the picture
>>12843257did he get an aneurism from raging at all the spaghetti?
>>12843277Anon, he was the spaghetti.
>>12843264>mewball is androgynousneat.Hey wait a minute! Prove that's him!Show his thumbs.
>>12843279No way nigger, slow and sensual blowjobs with lots of talking is the best.
>>12843266>there with his momNo way. This has to be a joke
>>12843247thats atrly with his wife right?
>>12843227oh nohow many episodes are out so far? when's the next one? I'm not sure if I'm caught up or not yet.
>>12843239Why don't they just make a magical shield?
>>12843293I'm just going off of the terrible haircut, desperate thumb hiding, shortness, and faggy appearance
>>12843319Yup. We'll, I dunno if that's his wife, but that's definately atryl.
I love you, AnonI want to fuck you so hard you bleed
>>12843325I'm only at 16 now
>>12843304i see turbo pinkie super deep throat action as a go actually
>>12843319that's just some random chick, i don't think his wife was there
>>12843308Well for one thing, he brought his mom with himHe was wearing a pink hoodie/hat, carrying around his two plushie things. He kept stammering and talking quietly. Really fucking awkward.He seemed cool, but he came off as a person who talks so much shit behind other's backs
>>12843329Draw your self insert doing lovey things with bonbon. Or being mean to lyra.
>>12843342Pony I'm not sure you can do that
>>12843329mewball!post your thumbs!
HAIL MLPG WHAT'S ON THE DOCKET TONIGHT?PONY PONYING PONY I HOPE
>>12843184>"Hey, has anyone seen Fluttershy?">"I did earlier. She said something about pet sitting Gummy since Pinkie is out of town.">There is a Fluttershy shaped mass standing side of Gummy>She's both too scared,, meek and polite to tell him to stop eating her
subliminal sexual message from a pony you wish was actually telling you
>>12843361>Well for one thing, he brought his mom with him>He was wearing a pink hoodie/hat, carrying around his two plushie things. He kept stammering and talking quietly. dear lord, how old is he? isn't he in his 20s?>but he came off as a person who talks so much shit behind other's backsi'm pretty sure he does
>>12843365Mewball would lyra still love you if she knew about your thumbs? Is Megan Fox your soulmate?
>>12843405Pony should dock pony
>>12843379NoPony humaning human
>>12843379oh you're in for a treat
>>12843405I imagine pony floating in space, tailless. From far below in earth, a tail is being launched.
>>12843396i swear to god if someone "unfs"
>>12843379>PONY PONYING PONY
>>12843418>You'll never dock in pony's sheath
who the fuck is mewballdid dafty change his name and learn to draw
>>12843401>isn't he in his 20sBy the amount of facial hair/on his head, he look like 30'sI like the guy, but he's got some social problems no shit
>you will never speak at a pony fanart panel alongside your mom at a pony convention
>>12843420MLPG, ever come to a point where you want to save something but you have no reason to?That's really cute, human!AJxpony!Rarity is just... fucking adorable for some reason, it tickles my shipping fancy.And yet...
>>12843439Welcome to mlpg. Enjoy your first day here!
>>12843362i am>>12843365why>>12843411implying they arent a turn on>>12843439sure
>>12843452How did Dash pull the trigger?
>>12843206Considering there's an easter egg in Google+ chat that makes developer desktop pony OCs walk around the screen?They probably hired several.
>>12843446here's a guy who thought "you know what goes together? one shot bug villains and pink fluffy retard OCs"what did you expect
>>12843456Because I like them.They are unusual.
>>12843457the magic of friendship
>>12843401>Came with his mom>To motherfucking bronycon>Acting like a shy teenager>in his 30sJesus christ, I'd probably kill myself.
>>12843456>i amUnfI'm going to "cuddle" my mewball body pillow extra hard tonight
>>12843396Oh jeezcan she breathe alright?How long has she been in there?Twilight should send in a lunchbox or something, just in case she gets hungry
>>12843456mewball pls, draw Rei's OC>>12842267
>>12843466Cheeselegs wasnt supposed to be a part of it originallyI have no fucking idea why he ships them so hard, but it's to the point of being really fucking creepy>>12843476He probably wants to
>>12843460If there's any faggots in here who haven't seen this shit. Drop all your pone and fucking watch Wreck It Ralph.
>>12843123>Octavia is the slut
>>12843466>>12843446>>12843401>>12843476>All of this jelly
>>12843493So is that supposed to be lipstick i can't really tell
>>12843495seconding thisHell, if somebody streams I'd probably watch it again
>>12843124>lyra>bon bon>octavia>dj pon3/vinyl scratch>dr. whooves>no Braeburn or Soarin
>>12843496>get a load of these tits cam
>>12843361Jesus christ.Were there any Bronycon attendents from here who weren't awkward as shit
>>12843518LK and Jessy prob.
>>12843496>octavia was the huge slut and party girl all along>when vinyl isn't holding crazy concerts she's holed up in her dusty apartment reading books and composing
>>12843504Anon, I'd love to be making so much dosh of broniesBut I can't into art>>12843518M-me?
>>12843504I'm not seeing the jelly
>>12843504Jesus why did we ever argue over pony heightIt's right there
>>12843511>So is that supposed to be lipstick i can't really tellI assume so, or maybe Celestia's lips are just naturally rosy and glossy.
>>12843518LK, Jessy, Brae and Hops were alright.
>>12843504i'm only jelly of his plushies
>>12843518>Bronycon>Not awkward as shitEven if the most normalfag of us went, there isn't enough alcohol in the world to make it palatable. And if you drink enough, you'd probably turn into pasta too (just a different kind) - or get your ass kicked out.
>>12843495I've never seen it.
>>12843496I'll have to be back in a few MLPGVinyl is my guilty pleasure
>>12843523but Jessy has yellow teeth
>>12843524I'd party in her ass.
>>12843544How many times has he fucked them?There's probably a seam in the back that's constantly re-opened for the fleshlight
>>12843570Oh god I held both of them
>>12843535Because that's retarded and ponies being pony height is my autismcanon
>>12843552What awkward is societally relative.
>>12843563Colgate pls gonobody else brushes six times a day
>>12843569>tfw no irl dj butt club
>>12843552I actually spent most of my con hanging out with just some random anon. He was super chill and fun to hang out with and he ended up hanging out with us both at our booth and away from it. I think he went by Sarc or something.
Odds: DrawEvens: Continue not drawing
>>12843524>Vinyl can't concentrate on recutting her samples with the headboard of Octavia's bed slamming against the wall
>>12843575>you will never hold fluffy's semen
>>12843579I'm a friendly drunk, so I'd end up making all the spaghetti spewers feel strange which would make me feel awkward.
>>12843361>mlpg>negatively mentioning someone talking bad about others behind their backHow ironic
>>12843552anon, we already went through thisbronycon is actually fun and not as awkward(but still awkward) as you think
>>12843361Us at fluffybooru do not like MixerMike. He is a depressed man that pisses us off.Yuss I have a pic of him. Gimme a sec.
>>12843603enjoy life by another's standards.
>>12843587Yeah, it's a fun thing to do.Tastes good too.
>>12843605>THOSE FUCKIN PONY SWORDSTHOSE THINGS WERE EVERYWHERE GOD DAMN
>>12843620Ok, I like alcohol too.but>tastes good
>>12843585yeah he was really fun and he wore bitchin shirts
>>12843620its fun to do if you're a total loser that enjoys killing braincells
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTnmHMU0OHM>there will never be a VA to do this for butterfly
>>12843622yeah, what's up with these?
>>12843615You need to leave
>>12843635>Your OC will never take off in MLPG and you will never reach minor tumblr fame by getting reblogged by tons of popular brony artists.
>>12843605>horse mask on the guy with the buster swordshould I... buy a horse mask?
>>12843605Why does Trixie have to be so unf worthy?
>>12843561>>12843561Mine is MSoB's Twist/Babs. Fuck him.
>>12843518Us at the Spaghetti Squadron were pretty cool dudes, in my opinion.>pic is of FluffyMixer>no that isn't me in the backThinking on it, he was kind of a sweetheart to talk to. Quiet, and got a giggle when I told him where I was from. Still doesn't excuse him for such HEINOUS acts he performed on me and my brethren
>>12843632It actually doesn't kill braincells unless you do too muchDon't worry though, in a few decades we'll have replaced it with weed. Then you can do as much of fashionableintoxicatingdrug as you want
>>12843631man i loved his shirtsIt was sarc, right?>>12843645There was a fucking booth that was literally a hot topic in pony convention booth form and it's best selling items were1.guy fawkes masks2. these fucking giant cardboard swords (final fantasy or some shit i dunno) with pony decals on themand they were EVERYWHERE
>>12843333>>12843293>the art behind themIt's Atryl and his wife
>>12843615>Us at fluffybooru
>>12843602>even his sperm sperg out
>>12843651That's only like 20% of the pony, the good 20% but not 100% pony.
>>12843247>AtrylWell, he's not terribly unnatractove at least, just kind of skinnyfat
>>12843605>>12843645yo the funniest running joke of the con were the giant anime swords with ponies on them the guys who made them probably are sleeping on mattresses of bronybux right now
>>12843645>people paying money for these
>>12843669It's your money, use it when you need it.
>>12843593with muh merse ped
IT'S MY PONY AND I WANT IT NOW
>>12843695Impulse buyThey saw them and went oooooo, before thinking about what they were spending money on.
>>12843698I HAVE AN ANNUITY AND I NEED CASH NOW
>>12843673Did you ever tell that one guy the really long question that I didn't pay attention to when we met in front of the elevators
Wasn't the CMC microcomic supposed to come out today?
>>12843628Yeah, I like the weird malty flavour of beer, and a lot of people like the taste of mixed drinks.Hell, Kaluha, Curacao and Jaeger are great straight out of the bottle.>>12843632Moderation is the key. lieutenant buzzkill. the point is to stop at the point where you feel comfortable with everyone... long before you're horking all over the place, or trying to fight some shitnugget at a party.
>>12843673oh god, it's Fluffy Jesus super star10/10 would lick fluffy's beard
>>12843722CALL JG WENTWORTH
Ya'll going to love mah nuts
>>12843277>Fluffy threw a fit and got that Chrysalis plush for free because he was throwing a massive tantrum on Twitter>Shortly after he bitches a different artist out for making a plush of his OC
>>12843635Almost fits her to a T
>>12843736Doesn't look badIf you're thinking that's mediocre you must have really improved
>>12843736I like it.
>>12843742Good luck reaching it through the thick layer of semen I would leave on it.
>>12843725>you>didn't pay attention to meAs luck would have it, Zachary Rich answered my question for me, someone two spots ahead of me asked a question that brought out an answer that could've been used to answer mine. I can be an asshole anyday, but I'll be damned if I'm to appear redundant.
>>12843695those guys actually got them for free
>>12843755877 CASH NOW
>>12843736Why is she sad?
>>12843736cute but also kinda sadPinkie should try out her hair straight while she's still happy sometimes
>>1284364585$ for these Swords EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARU
>>12843660Wan skettiesWhewe fwen'?Nu daddeh?
>>12843673He looks like the fucking unabomber.
>>12843772You said it way too fast so I just acted like I payed attention. You hung out with /mlp/ anyway
>>12843784QUIT SHIT POSTING IN /MLP/ - MLPGOR I'LL COLLECT YOUR GOATSE WITH MY DIK
>>12843736Agh, I forgot her tail.
>>12843741what a sad world, if people feel compelled to consume poison and dull themselves before they can "feel comfortable" spending time with other people
>>12843758uh no, he still had to pay for it<-she only said that she would sell it to him
>>12843729Pls respond. Was it delayed? It's not on yayponies, was it storytimed earlier?
>>12843805all is forgiven
>>12843496are those even panties, or are they just a slightly darker part of the fabric of her dress to make it LOOK like she's wearing panties?
>>12843805>nobody noticedWe are not very observant tonight.Pank is cute even when sad.
>>12843736>yellow lighting on shirt>blue/purple everywhere elsedooks porfis
HEY IT'S BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PONE QUEENTHE LOVE SPECIALIST
>>12843801>my friend measured my voice and I apparently talk at 120 bpsI... forgive you.
>>12843767>>12843742>Fluffy tries to go to a con and combat his social anxieties>gets bukkaked
>>12843817It's not supposed to come out until later this month
>>12843817Maybe no one scan it in yet.
>>12843834STOP SHIT POSTING NO ONE IS GOING TO REPLY TO YOUR POSTS YOU ADD FUCK
>>12843759what sort of differences do you imagine?
>>12843815sometimes, I really wonder if you're being serious
>>12843817Next week according to the comic thread on /mlp/ with #10 coming the week after.
>>12843815It helps when it's hard to Relax socially
>>12843837I should have said it more like you had my phone number and only asked if I had seen someone. So yeah I have my misgivings
>>12843848I think Endii said Butterfly's supposed to have a heavier Italian accent?
>>12843792>They probably cost $15 wholesale>Another $5 for the decal
>>12843848A bit higher pitched, maybe.
>>12843671Or fuck her?
>>12843824>translucent dress with no panties>fully showing off her mons crowned with neatly-trimmed neon-blue pubic hairthis boner cannot be contained by this mortal vessel
>>12843815That statement applies to a lot more than alcohol.>drugs for minor mental illness (anxiety, depression, adhd, autisms)
I'll have a cool booth next year and everyone will come hang out and it'll be fun.LK and Jessy's booth looked fun.
>>12843869The decal was glued on, and the swords were most likely cheap wood. It wasn't a solid decal either, they were printed on two different pieces of paper
>>12843881Don't fucking start with me I already made him lose his trip over this shit.
>>12843815Alcohol is the great social lubricant, anon.Drinking doesn't automatically mean binge drinking, nor does it mean alcoholism.
Guys, I need help. I'm slowly turning into a flutterfag
>>12843911I didn't think the original looked bad but that actually looks a lot better.
>>12843919I prefer water-based lubes, personally
>>12843927What pony are you moving from?
>not having your own glorious pony sword
>>12843927Think of your top three poniesLike one of them more than FluttershyYour pesky pony problem is solved.
>>12843886It's not a dress, I think it's like, full body hose. With a convenience hole between the legs
>>12843898I'm pretty sure the swords would be foam. >You'll never rip off bronies with shitty homemade junk
>>12843859Goddamn, is it normal for comics to be delayed all the time? Do they really finish them a week before they need to be shipped out?
>>12843936You're one cheeky cunt m8
Every time I come back here, I'm like, "Who the fuck are these people?"
>>12843947>paint stolen vectors on plywood>make all the moneyI hate these people.
>>12843947>that pinkie shirtI kinda like it. Kinda.
>>12843956I owned one so I know what they were made of. I sold it very shortly after
>>12843957>is it normal for comics to be delayed all the time?yes
>>12843924That's absolutely adorable. Who did this?I want to give them a... an I don't know, a hug or something. Goddamn that's cute.
>>12843947>All those cargo >notice im wearing cargo shorts tooFUCK it's fucking hot so im justified
>>12843947>hiding their facesWise.
>>12843924I like the idea of pinkie using PC words in place of swears.
>>12843947>all those cargo shorts
>>12843990wear normal shorts you pleb
>>12843924rose why so kawaii
>>12843949call it whatever you want. it's hot as hell.and why the hole? that would take all the fun out of tearing one open yourself so you can get at her faster.unless it's not her vag that you're aiming for.
>>12844008i dont have any
>>12843990I mean one of them is wearing old man sandals
>>12843990Honestly who doesn't wear cargo shortsThey're like the jeans and T shirt of the shorts world. The first thing you see in the shorts section of popular clothing stores? Cargo shorts.
>>12843990>I'm also wearing cargo shortsGonna switch to some mesh for bed soon...
>>12844023Well go to the store tomorrow and do that.
>>12843947>>12843990WHAT IS WITH THESE PEOPLE AND SHORTS?
>>12844008Cargo shorts are not only comfortable they are also practical.
>>12843971Everytime I come back here, I'm like, "why the fuck did I come back here">>12844008>That feel when you only have cargo shorts>You hate shorts and never wear them anywaysPants masterrace reporting in
>>12843927Sorry, it's terminal
RARITY IS OUT OF CUSTODYWE GOT RARITY BACKRARITY HAS BEEN RELEASED
>>12844046Yes they practically make you look like a tard.
>>12844031the first thing I see after using the toilet and I look into it is a pile of shit
>>12844031Feels good to be gay and actually know my shit about mens fashion.
>>12844060>HUUR I HATE FUNTIONALITY
>>12844041Shorts are comfortable. Cargo shorts are really common. But they're also extremely unfashionable.
>>12844041Depending on where you live you might have no choice, in Vegas it's so fucking hot that it's impossible to wear pants unless you want to end up with a wet ass
I regret going to bronyconOther than meeting LK and Jessy, it was pretty much a bust
>>12844031Cargo shorts only look good on tough looking people in their workplace or outside in the country.They don't look good on pasty faced, acne ridden nerds,
You guys, shorts are comfy and easy to->>12844073................
I hate shorts. I live in Phoenix and all I wear is jeans and Black slacks if I need to look nice.
>>12844050Cords, Jeans or Khakis MLPG?I swear to fuck if you say pyjama
>>12844100Everything common is unfashionable and most people are walking fashion disasters.Who gives a fuck, so long as you aren't in a fedora and a flaming button up shirt? Just fit in at the bare minimum.
>>12844119Dont worry cosmo
>>12844088Why don't you wear a fanny pack while you're at it
>>12844119>tfw no one was excited to meet you
>>12844119>a bust[BRONY LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]
>>12844141because those are less practical
>>12844124nothing looks good on pasty faced, squishy, acne ridden nerds, manlets, the weak jawed, and the prematurely baldingnothing
Why aren't you streaming?
>>12844046>practicalare you a construction worker?do you have a lot of large tools/supplies that you must carry around throughout the day?no? then you don't need the fucking pockets and you don't need fucking cargo shorts. also if you're wearing shorts that hang below your knees you should honestly just ditch them and switch to capris.
>>12844141>implying I dont
>>12844159I am, just not telling you guys where.
>>12844157Why do so many pasty nerds go prematurely bald?
>>12844003Agreed.I've always liked to think that if alcohol does exist in Equestria, Pinkie doesn't have it at her parties. She claims that alcohol is a "depressant" and that parties are not for being depressed at. (Twilight's eye twitches visibly whenever she explains it.) She thinks if you need 'social lubricant' than somebody isn't doing their job at helping you have fun, and at Pinkie's parties that means SHE isn't doing her job. And Pinkie takes pride in her parties and likes ponies to remember them.
>>12844157>manletssubjective.you can have great aesthetics and be shortdon't listen to /fit/'s lies
>>12844179My sperm donor went bald at like 20
>>12844088Okay kemosabe, what are you carrying in your pockets that requires you to have so much space?1) Wallet2) Keys3) Phone(1) goes in you back pocket (and I sure fucking hope you don't have a wallet chain or some shit).(2) does not justify having enough carrying capacity to haul a small dog around unless you're a jail warden in 1928.(3) isn't taking up that much space unless you're ironically carrying around a dinosaur cellphone from 1980, in which case you're a hipster who has realized that cargo shorts are the next frontier of ironic chic, so fucking congratulations -- if I see you in person I'll shake your hand and punch you in your dumb glasses.Don't wear cargo shorts, geek-boy.
>>12844179High test levels are correlated with early male pattern baldness
>>12844159Because GF is on hiatus
>>12844179High testosterone, but the rest of their body isn't sensitive to it at all so they don't turn into hulks
>>12844180>Pinkie's idea of social lubricant is wet mare pussy
>>12844119It looked fun and so far i've only been hearing good things about it.
>>12844179most dont take care of themselfves
>>12844202What kind of tests?
>>12844201>wallet>back pocketEnjoy your theft and uncomfortable seats>BUT IT WAS FASHIONABLE
>>12844205Surely you're not a one trick pony Dooks?
>>12844201>putting your wallet in you back pocket
>>12844201>no chain>not preventing wallet pickpocketingaround bronies, watch your monies
>>12844201fite me m8
>>12844180This is why I think it would be fun to go out with someone like Pinkie. If I'm with friends in the first place I feel much less awkward meeting new people.
>>12844212Forgive my shit understanding of biology, but wouldn't I dunno, exercise, improve their situation?
>>12844222>maintain a luxurious mane>keep clear skin>turn 16>half of it goes away
>>12844201>putting anything in you back pocketfunctionality > fashion
>carrying cash in any situation besides buying illegal narcotics>2011why do wallets still exist
I put my wallet in my back pocket because everyone puts it there.
>>12844233>Wallet in the back pocket>Not having buttoned back pockets>Not putting it in the front right otherwiseIt's like pleb theater up in this shit
>>12844234ONE TRICK PONY'S ONLY GOT ONE SONG
>>12844201>wallet in back pocketenjoy never feeling confortable sitting down and being easily pickpocketed
>>12844250They would be really weird looking. Those guys are never well proportioned.
>>12844250>autists>exercizesthat would mean they would have to put minimal effort into improving their own loves
>>12844201Is it okay to put you wallet that has a chain in your front pocket if you wear jeans?
Name a pony to draw
>>12844270I keep my wallet in my side pocket because I'm paranoid everyone is trying to steal it
>>12844234Of course not, it's horse than that.
>>12844289okay watch outwe're moving into the rock-throwing portion of this little glass structure exhibition
>>12844274SeriouslyWhy the fuck would you put your wallet there? Does the bulk make your hip look big? Why the fuck is your wallet bulky? It's 2013, all you need is a tiny flip book of cards.
>>12844294nowallet chains are terrible please never leave your house ever again
>>12844270*slips finger into your pocket**steals it*
>>12843668you won't get famous in MLPG, but draw your OC with popular brone OCs to get minor tumblr fame.
>>12844322I still keep cash in my wallet and it maybe has a width of four cmWhat the fuck is in your wallets, MLPG
>tfw you've stolen a total of 3 back pocket wallets>tfw only got $25 total
>>12843439he learnt to draw ages ago
>>12844327>*my tight, firm ass instantly senses the intrusion*>*I wheel around and grab you*>*crowd intensifies*>*lynching*
>>12844285Still better than being pasty, unhealthy, unfit and balding, no?
>>12844248Pinkie's parties aren't actually relaxing for her at all, really. She's always buzzing about faster than the speed of light, steering ponies into conversations with other ponies and making sure everything is running smoothly.She enjoys it, though, because her reward is making sure everybody there has a good time
>>12844345Cards for all sorts of things. Change that I need for fare. Cash.
>>12844343I'd do it when I get better to woo rediv one day>>12844314yus
>>12844282My ass is fat and gross enough that I can't feel it when I sit down.
>>12844365They're still pasty and balding, and some of them have really weird faces. Like, they look like the last neanderthals.
>>12844368Rumble X Button's mom
>mlpg has such boney asses that they can't sit on a wallet without crying manbaby tears
>>12844150I was excited to meet anons. They were the coolest, least spaghetti people at the con in my opinion.
>>12844380I'm a giant fatass and I still feel it
Where does pony keep their wallet?
>>12844345Drivers licenseCredit cardPicture of waifu
>>12844311DYEL>>12844282>Not having a firm ass>>12844381STILL BETTER THAN THEY WERE BEFORE
How much money did Jessy make at bronycon?
>>12844384I'm a fat fuck and I still feel it
Need references on bonbon
>>12844394that's because anon is not a furry smut artist or a faggot like fluffy.
>>12844396they make you look like a 14-year-old retard
>>12844201I use a chain but that's because I'm very forgetful. I just stuff it in my pocket with the wallet so it doesn't show.
>>12844384It's muscular and toned so I feel every bit of itEnjoy your fat ass
>>12844399In their bags
>>12844384what's the deal with auschwitzmode and MLPG?
>>12844396Wallet chains make you look like stupid teenager, literally nobody who's ever hoping to be taken seriously does that.
>>12844404I get the impression they all touched penis's afterwards.
>>12844403They started as typical nerdsThen they started looking like pedo rape machines
>>12844399Hammerspace nigger.How would you even keep Bits in a wallet anyways?
>>12844264>>12844198Great animation, not so good writing.
>mlpg talking about their toned, muscular asses.
>>12844136Jeans, but they don't fit because I can't find 28x34
>>12844457Then they should ditch the glasses, get contacts, workout and shave their balding shit.It's easy EASY to not look like a pedo, I tell you, EASY.
>>12844473Got it, grump pone must be grump
>>12844469They tried too hard to make a serious story that wasn't in the comics while still putting a lot of the bits from the comics in it.
>>12844475anon please, I just said that my ass is fat and disgusting.I don't even squatz.
>>12844411And they commissioned Blitz. The Soaranon guy that chilled with us was pretty cool, too. Wish we could have hung out more, but LK and I were busy.
>>12844475>not soft twink assesfucking plebs.
>>12844345ID's, credit cards, library cards, insurance cards, business cards, cash, etc
>>12844463>How would you even keep Bits in a wallet anyways?Ask an australian about their wallets. They have no dollar bills and instead put up with dollar coins
>>12844486>28x34 Dayum nigga, those are some strange ass proportions.I'm sure you're a beautiful gazelle legged man, but dayum.
>>12844429They think the slightest bit of chub is OMG MORBIDLY OBESE
>>12844382now this is something I can unf to
>>12844487they should at least get glasses that don't look like shit
>>12844504>not wanting asscheeks that can reach out and grab your hand
>>12844487Then they look like neanderthal thugs. When your choice is between pathetic but datable and scary, choose the first one.
>>12844083I tried to understand fashion on day. Read the /fa/ sticky, looked up various sties, talked to friends, but I just don't get it. I can understand dressing for the occasion, but there seems to be too many unwritten rules that I don't know why exist to begin with.
>>12844020Even if you did that, the rest of her clothes were pretty expensive. Be a shame if you got a mess on it. Good thing she has the perfect place for that big hot load you're about to blow deep inside of her.
>>12844487>ditch the glasses, get contactsFuck contacts, man. Seriously? If you look like a paedophile, glasses are NOT your problem.
>>12844512I just shove my pocket change in my pocket.
>>12844487I can't get contacts because I have chronically dry eyes, but ICLs make me nervous, I don't like the idea of somebody cutting open my eyes and putting plastic in them
>>12844512Or a CanadianI just shove the loonies and toonies in the other pocket.
>>12844520no, i mean whenever anons talked about their weight the majority of people were underweight.at least it used to be that way.
>>12844475AJ has the most toned, muscular ass
>>12844491Sorry, I just don't have a lot of pictures of Bon Bon. Looking for full body shots
>>12844543>>12844549I could never do that, it would always fall out
>>12844528>anon thinks he's viewed as pathetic but datable
>>12844520>Going on /s/>Chubby woman threads>Hurr durr this average woman is chubby>Derpherp woman who's actually chubby is morbidly obese
>>12844503Last time I got to meet MLPG it was pretty fun. It's a shame almost nobody lives in britland
Where is LK anyway? I miss him.
>>12844532its okbeing a fashionable man will only make you stand out, being unfashionable is the norm.just enjoy girls and guys alike skipping over you when they scan crowds for sexytime potential.
>>12844473>>12844559>posting sweetie drops
>>12844565>not wearing tight pants.
>>12844512Dollar coins are easier to deal with than bills, I thinkThey just float around with all the other changeAlmost everything is more than a five now anyway
>>12844567>4chan>a bunch of idiots about womensurprised
>>12844566The people at bronycon.I have achieved unbelievably levels of hideous.
>>12844583You shut your mouth
>>12844576He drew recycle pone yesterday.
>>12844463I use old film canisters to hold spare change.
>>12844528AnonAnon Anon Anon Anon AnonPoor naive anonThese guys are not pathetic but dateable.They're just pathetic.ANYTHING, ANYTHING that improves their health and/or beauty is a positive.
>>12844605>recycle ponehuh?Is this some other inanimate object we have transformed into a small horse?