Old Thread>>12823941Will Fleetfoot ever get the attention she wants from Big Mac? Will Big Mac ever get that nail he was looking for? Find out in the next comic!
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>>12828183No, but he will nail Fleetfoot
ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER
Somebody have an imgur album or another link to the new Big Mac comic?
>>12828204Apples you say?
>>12828183would you let BM put his big red cock inside you and pump you full of cream
Pony should rape pony
What if pone drugged you?
>>12828232Why would she do that?
>>12828232It would depend entirely on the pone and the drug.
>>12828244pone just wants you to have a good time
>>12828253I can have a good time without being drugged.Pony really shouldn't do that, she could kill me or something.
>>12828226*splort splort*anything for a friend
What would happen if pony pony pony pony pony?
>>12828232What pone? What drug? Am I waking up with a condom hanging out of my ass here or what? Details, man! Details!
>>12828226I don't want to get ripped in half or die from impalement.
>>12828249Yay finally watched the whole movie
>>12828271Too much pony.Pony dies.
>>12828279don't worry, he's very gentlehe won't give you anything before you're ready for it
>>12828276I can shove a condom into you if you'd like.
>>12828302Not the same thing, anon. Not the same thing at all.
>>12828296What if pony pony in moderation?
>>12828315That would be okay I guess
all women want a big macintosh typea big dumb quiet brute whose power they can tameit's why all girls seem to love horses from such a young age, they crave the feeling of power over a big dumb animal and it's what they want in a manthey want a dumb obedient hulking beast of a man, not a scrawny nerd with opinions
>>12828230Why would you say that
>>12828322>implying a man doesn't want a dumb womaninb4 muh feminism
>>12828322>dumbBut Big Mac is not dumb
>>12828322>you will never be a big dumb animal>you will always have to think for yourself and live with your own terrible decisions
Reminder that in a few years, your dreams of fucking pony will come closer thanks to Oculus Rift
>>12828314We can play pretend.
>>12828328I don't want a dumb woman
>>12828339Then you clearly aren't a man.Be a feminism today!
>>12828322Big Mac is pretty much the smartest one of the apple familyNot that that is a hard feat, but still
>>12828322>a big dumb Did you even watch the show? He seem to be more aware than what the view lead to believe.
What if fucking luna became a nightmare
>>12828322Big Mac sure is smarter than Twilight, that's for sure
>>12828348>dat picMan, I would cuddle the hell out of that Big Mac.
>>12828350>jealous of being a dumb, winged moronYeah, no. All I could possibly be jealous of is de magicks, but every unicorn has that.
>>12828334>escapismI'd rather die.
>>12828350But what if anon doesn't want to be a princess?
>>12828364>implying he wouldn't cuddle the hell out of you
>>12828364big ponies are good for cuddlingthere's more pony for you to grab onto
>>12828183Why is big mac so damn cute?
>>12828379I want to be his little spoon.
>>12828376It's happening to you right now, Anon.You should be working, making the world a better place.Instead...
>>12828377Every anon wants to be a princess.
>>12828356Fucking luna is a dream come true, not a nightmare
>>12828364He would make a great brother too. I bet he would have great patience for your shenanigan.
>>12828396Yes you do, you just don't realize it yet!
>>12828392are you done?
>>12828394Terrible people. That's who.
>>12828389>You should be working, making the world a better placePfft-
>>12828375But she's such a good pony!
>>12828356You can interpret this sentence in six different ways
>>12828415She's a terrible pony.
>>12828424>to a commonerSo, literally every single royalty in the history of everything?
>>12828424But Twilight doesn't live with her parents anymore.
>>12828389I'm aware of my misery, though.
>>12828432what the fuck is wrong with you
>>12828426You're a terrible pony
>>12828446I'm not a pony.You're a terrible.
>>12828441I'd rather cuddle a female pony.
>>12828470Why not cuddle a female pony while Big Mac cuddles you?
>>12828484Three way cuddling? How lewd.
>>12828484That shit is gay
>>12828438Pretty much. But it's bad press to let the direct links known, especially when you're Prince Blueblood.>>12828439Of course not. But that doesn't mean he can't annoy her anyway.
>>12828494what a mysterious and handsome pony
>>12828484c-can I be the female pony?
>>12828502>you will never become the pretty mare
>>12828502only if you're willing to live the dream
>>12828484I would actually like that. I would be a great wife to Big Mac.To be honest, I would not mind if any of the 6mane (not AJ) become ship together in the show.
>>12828508reality is so cruel ;_;
http://youtu.be/Rb89SBGFBYs RIP in Peace Sparkle ;_;7
>>12828494What exactly would he do to annoy her though?Twilight lives in ponyville, and doesn't visit canterlot that often
Would pony enjoy british cuisine?
>>12828541>Help your horse through the fear of an umbrella.My sides
>>12828556I'd watch the episode
>>12828541It's fake shes not even purple
>>12828545well, he'd probably try to get her more princess-esqueconsidering this is blueblood, it's likly this will probably go horribly right (in the sense it will work, but only from a certain point of veiw)
>>12828556Umbrellas and Plastic bags are fire breathing dragons to horses. I have to stop people way ahead of time passing by horses because of them using it to block out the sun.
Guys every time I draw a figure it seems stiffHow do I into perspective
>>12828541>jwargod>using chrome>not using adblockplus>listening to neutral milk hotel>having bed bugsWhat's wrong with you anon
>>12828589>Not using chrome
>>12828581>three earth ponies minding their own business>an empty plastic bag flew by>all three panic and screaming the end of the world>Rose fainted
Fleetfoot's Big Mac fantasy included a pre-nuptial agreement.What does that say about the kind of pony Fleetfoot is?
>>12828541>These horse videos on your channelAre you one of these beastiality fags
>>12828612I'm watching The Walking Dead
>>12828545Probably starts out coincidentally, she's in Canterlot for some princessly function and finds out. And he'd definitely try to exploit the family connection somehow. And just when she's on the verge of finally genuinely helping him become a better pony he'd get beyond the troubles and go back to being the same old jerk. C'mon, could it end any other way?
>>12828620even in her fantasy she's a responsible, forward thinking pony?
>>12828625>trap mixuh.is it bad that my mind immediately came up with rule 34 for that.
>>12828634Or she's not really committed to the relationship and wants an easy escape route.
>>12828620I think Fleetfoot just got tired of a nearly all female team (while Soarin got Spitfire) and she just happen to spot the manlyiest stallion around. You can't really blame her.
>>12828620You forgot the ball and chain on the bottom left corner.An the preview pages showed her escaping the first aid tent to stalk Mac around.
shhpony is napping
>>12828651What, dumping a bunch of traps in a giant mixer to blend all the social degeneration into a nice smoothie of political correctness?
>>12828653>she's not really committed to a pony she's never spoken toseems reasonable to me
>>12828667STARBOUND GOT CANCELLED
>>12828667HEY PONY WAKE UPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
>>128286383it's been pretty boring so far so I'm doing it slowly
>>12828648>new script displays youtube link thumbnailsmy enjoyment of MLPG has increased by 500% now that I don't have to copy&paste every link to see what it is
>>12828667pretty sure I could just crawl right underneath without waking him up
>>12828669your idea of rule 34 and mine are wildly different, anon.
>>12828669Do you think you could drink it and become the epitome of social degeneration?
>>12828667>that eyebrowIs that a female Mac?
>>12828673cool now the waiting is over
>>12828690What if you drank it and became a trap?
>>12828625gave it a listen. 5/10, solidly average.
>>12828674pony is awakewhat now
>>12828690That would hardly become the epitomeIt would need a bunch more tranny and brony in it
>>12828704I would show my body off on MLPG
>>12828707I wish there were any better trap mixes of pony songs
>>12828541>3 ways to get rid of bed bugsJust burn your house down and start again
>>12828It's time for a movie pony.
>>12828715What if I swap out my blood with poison then feed it to the bed bugs?
>>12828541Did you like scratching that horse?
Dumped the comic cover gallery that came out today over here if any of you wanted to see it.>>12828130Or you can download it here:http://www.mediafire.com/?i6geg1v5287uvj1
>>12828677season 1 was nice at the beginningThen the quality of the show went down
>>12828711Why is MLPG so slutty/gay?
>>12828731Yeah, the game was a lot better
>>12828541heyhey anonis this yourshttp://i.imgur.com/Esv7kqn.jpg
>>12828730Those are some nice covers.
>>12828148>Applebloom dressed as Doctor WhoNoice
>>12828581Believe me I know. when mine won't leave me alone, I break out Mr Walmart smiley bag and they get to going
>nsa pony will never read your emails
>>12828541>mistreating poniesI hate these people.
>>12828791what the dicks is going on here
>>12828802a milkshake race went horribly wrong
>>12828791What if your favorite pony wanted to be mistreated? What if she wanted you to call her a dirty whore and pull on her hair a little?
>that post-orgasmic feel after blowing a fat load to ponies
>>12828807That's different anon.
>>12828802Sweetie smashed his head with a glass bottle and is now sitting there listening to his screams of pain
>>12828809>after blowing a load to ponies>not after edging for hours to your favorite fetishes and pictures
>>12828813a milkshake race
>>12828809You mean shame and disgust?
>>12828807Do you really think Twily would like that?
>>12828807Then it's not mistreatment, now is it?
>>12828822wtf is that
>>12828802He cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack
I realize now why popularfags are popular. They are genetically superior.
>>12828826>>12828820I feel no shame, only euphoria.
>>12828833it's a race to finish your milkshakehonestly anonit's not a difficult concept
>>12828183>>12824794Poor, poor Fleetfoot.
>>12828827She wouldn't at first. But she'd be tossing and turning trying to sleep that night, wondering if she should feel guilty for liking that.
>>12828807But I don't want to do thatI to call her a beautiful angel and stroke her hair a little
omg prenups are so hot
>>12828861She'd probably steal your wallet then and call you a bitch nigga for not satisfying her needs
>>12828865this nigga gets itthe rest of y'all are chumps
>>12828840That's not true.
>>12828783YOU HAVE HORSES?! WHAT BREEDS?!HOW MANY HANDS?!GENDERS?!
>>12828849I love her expression when she got that doll.
uh ohhttp://i.imgur.com/WTrFF3W.pngyou caught pony doing something bad
>>12828840Genetically superior in what wya?
>>12828783How much would you charge for an hour of private time with one of your mares?
>>12828911PONI WUT R U DOON
>>12828911I would close the door, turn three sixty degrees and walk away
>>12828911I already knew that Celestia is a balldrainer though
>>12828866Fluttershy would never do that
Why does this pone make me uncomfortable in my frontal pants region?
>>12828911>the real reason Discord reformed
>>12828938cuz ur a furry
>>128289046 and a Shetland pony. One Tennessee walker bout 15 hands. Missouri Fox trotter bout 14 hands. Arabian mare bout 13 hands, and another mare same size but don't know what kind. We also have a colt who's about 8 months old and a little prick.
>>12828911gg pls discord doesn't have genitals at least, not in the usual or more logical place anyway
>>12828911>Discord's right leg>on the left>That's his back>analingus
>>12828900>post rainbow dash muff dive
>>12828911Silly CelestiaThat's not how it's done
>>12828952>implying discord's physical form isn't capable of being reshaped on a whim
>>12828840I can see that. People are drawn to genetically superior people.
>>12828915I don't share.
>>12828943Besides the pony, those horses are either rescues or blue-ribbon quality for their breeds.POST PICS, ESPECIALLY OF YOUR PONY. TIME STAMP AND FEDORA ON YOUR PONY AS WELL
>>12828943Oh right forgot.The Walker and Trotter smooth rides? And is the arabian hot blooded or she actually very calm?
>>12828938Because she's kinda hot
>>12828965Lucky fucker, I wish I had my own marem.
>>12829011>maremThat's not a word. Stop making up words.
>>12828952no see it's a mirror
>>12829011Have you ever dealt with an Arab before, much less a mare? They're ADD incarnate. The only horse breed harder to deal with is Thoroughbreds.
So is mare pussy as good as everyone says it is?
>>12829023I like mine better
>>12828976Ill make sure to relay that to them. Thankfully I don't own a fedora. And no I don't bang em.>>12828987the Arab is very nice around people, but a complete bitch to other mares. Bumpy as hell to ride, the other 2 are perfect riders.
>>12829073>anon discovers pone for the first time
>>12828943Here's an Arab, Fox Trotter and Tennessee Walker and Miss Foxtrotter inc.
>>12828943>>12829092Tennessee Walking Horse. I think they train the horses to stand out like that, not sure.
>>12828943I forgot to add we have another at my aunts. She's a percheron. Sweetest thing, but she is a pig when it comes to eating. God forbid she finds out you have treats
>>12829092>that little hint of sheathunffffffwant to play with it
>>12829119That's for show, I know mine doesn't do that at all
>>12829119>>12828943Missouri Fox Trotter. Don't know much about them other than them being a gaited breed/smooth ride.One of my teachers had one and he was a very laid back horse.Percheron incoming.
Is mommy still pretty, MLPG?
>>12829119I could see why poeple want to fuck horses.
>>12829123>Google percheron.holy fuck that's a lot of mare
>>12829152Mommy's still 2edgy4me
>>12829152No, she's ugly
>all these beautiful sexy horsesi would let them have their way with me
>>12829123>>12829150Percheron. French Breed Draft Horse.Know next to nothing about them other they tend to be popular for breeding sport (regular/draft cross) horses. Also tend to be grey.I met a Percheron Colt, think a year or more old, at a horse facility filled with Warmbloods. With permission, we were giving out carrots and all the horses were spazing out except for the Percheron.He was way bigger then the other horses, even at his age, but he was extremely calm with getting the carrot. He saw the carrot, paused. Walked up. Paused. Mouth of tip of carrot Paused. Vacuumed that sucker up and proceeded to munch.God I love draft horses, they're so calm.
Taking care of horses is fucking expensive.
>>12829196I rather have all of them redraw to that of the show ponies.
>>12829196A real horse would probably just stare at you and then trot away.
Timbersaw is so fucking gay
>>12829213Mah nipples look like milk duds
>>12829210>huge draft maresholy unf
>>12829211Depends on where you live. In parts of the South and most of the Midwest, maintaining a horse is no more then maintaining a dog. Also these are an actual wild pony breed that lives on islands off the coast of South Carolina. Blame a spanish ship wreck and ponies having a tendency to not die.
i am hard and throbbing
>>12829214Most fun hero
>>12829239This fucking fandom
>>12829248It's great, isn't it?
>>12829214You know who else is really fucking gay?Derpl
>>12829210Holy shit, that is one big horse.
>>12828322Everything in that post was wrong.
>>12829210>that cavernous, dripping, winking marevag
>>12829239Frick this gay earth
>>12829239there's a drop of pre forming at the tip
>>12829259YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK. MR ZORK JUST DOESNT HAVE AN IQ HIGH ENOUGH TO COMPREHEND DIFFERENT GENDERS!
>>12829298PLAY A REAL NAUT, NERD
>>12829290>she looks up at you with those sultry eyes while licking up the pre oozing out of you
Seems like in Belgium there's a hunt going on for a horse molester/mutilator. Cameras filmed "a young man wearing a hoodie."http://www.deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/videozone_ENG/MV_130810_Horse_torturer%2B%2Bhttp://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenland/article/detail/1686494/2013/08/14/Is-dit-de-paardenbeul.dhtml
>>12829328I do.Fuck off.
>>12829316SAY THAT TO ME INGAME BITCH AND NOT ON A BOARD. EVEN NERFED I'LL SPLODE YOUR LOLI ASS.
>>12829318How the fuck does one molest a Belgium Draft Horse?
>>12829290i'm getting close
>considering unfollowing an mlpger on tumblr because they stopped uploading what I followed them for in the first place.
>>12829370Just press the button and unfollow
>>12829370Who the fuck cares?
>>12829354Apparently he drugged the horses first.mfw he gets caught and it turns out it's a bronie
>>12829370Who/what is it
>>12829370>tumblrwhy would you do that to yourselfjust look at the stuff that gets posted here and pretend nothing else interesting exists
where was that "explicit" version of button's adventures from the outtakes or whatever
>>12829370Just unfollow. They'll get over it.
>>12829382I'm not an ant, Anon
>>12829410but he still does colors and art?
>>12829431I'd smack this brat, why?
>>12829488it's that voice
>>12829431>The entirety of the comments are complaining about rape.
>>12829513>youtube commentsNot even once.
>>12828911I hope he returns the favor!
>>12829210Mines all black and real pretty. She has the gentlest personallity, until you bring food, then she gets almost pushy
>>12829565http://youtu.be/2xw87SW7Lak?t=18sThis your Percheron basically?
>>12829354I think the entire nation of Belgium has a muscle fetish.
>>12829601To a T.
>>12829606christis that thing bred for meat?
>>12829612Its bread for WAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
>>12829606Its so chubbeh~~~
>>12829612Yes. That's not a particular freak cow either. It's an entire breed.Belgium just likes big things I guess.
Sup /mlpg/, I done did a video for you. Uploading it to youtube now. I hope you like racism and cider ponies.
>>12829627That's not chub, that's all muscle
>>12829630Wouldn't all that muscle mean the meat would be tough? I wonder what the steaks from that cow tastes like
>>12829630Either that, or they're all compensating for something.
>>12829644There's some countries that use tough meat alot and have rituals for tenderizing. I think Belgium (or a country next to it) is working on a breed of horse specifically for milk and/or meat production, mostly the latter.
>>12829318Maybe if he was wearing a fedora.
Why ain't y'all breedin'?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/08/ponies-vs-villains-comes-to-close.htmlWhy are some people upset because the Prequel guy won?what did i miss?
>>12829680Wait, the DA writer likes Twilight?Man, that explains everything.
>>12829694Is that a backwards hat on top of a hoodie?
>>12829702Because I can't breed with ponies, Applejack, even though I want to
>>12829680you son of bitch, i thought it was pony
>>12829710That changelings shirt is actually kind of neat.
considering the thread subject, this seems apropriate: http://i.imgur.com/IYVfbgz.png
ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔbaere
>>12829702>implying i'm not 216
>>12829702I like anal-play too much
>>12829722Have you ever tried?
>>12829720Yes. Why he incorporated that in his disguise baffles me.
>>12829606That is one buff a lo.
>>12829772To be fair, after I noticed that I didn't bother looking at anything else
>>12829665Whenever I see that comic I can't help comparing to to /fit/ and /out/ or /asp//fit/ continuously overdosing on protein shakes and energy bars and showing off to everyone[/spoiler]Whilst /out/ and /asp/ just go outside and gets to a reasonable level of fitness.
>>12829410NPA seems to be a far worse culprit.all he posts is reblogged doge and furry shit, but i like him and he might actually draw again one day
Did someone say big ponies?
Rightio, here we go:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktW2NuJnvo&feature=youtu.beLet's see if that works for anyone. Please to enjoy.
>>12829791How did they cookie go from horse to buffalo?
>>12829809>anon comfirned for never baking
Pegasus are the sexiest ponies, this is fact
>>128298029/10 it's shit
>>12829827People in pic confirmed for never baking
>>12829802That's quite well done, video is actually synced to the audio
>>12829802eh, it's okay
>>12829710>Because in his own words, he won the contest via shady means (He has a website where he told people who don't care about MLP to vote for him, in order to hijack the contest) He then proceeded to make fun of bronies, and he sent harassing messages to his competition (Atryl, for example). >Of course since then, he has pretended like he never did any of that and claims what he did do was lighthearted fun and all in the spirit of the "villains" theme of the contest, but that's bullshit if you had read his posts on his website before he edited them. Of course if you had gone to his website before the contest was over, you would have seen that he was being a complete asshole to any brony who commented on the post where he was talking all his shit. >Welovefine was aware of this too, but unfortunately Jim Miller, one of the judges, ended up voting for him. He probably just looked at the top four designs and picked one randomly. ----------------- >Now I'm sure as usual, he and his lapdag will come here and make up some bullshit again. It's funny how he changed his tone from when he first posted his design. Once he realized he actually had a shot at winning he decided he was suddenly going to be super-nice to everyone and delete all the negative crap he wrote in the comments over on his site.Is this true?I didn't know that guy was such an asshole
let us talk of pony and pony's cuteness
>>12829845Thinkin' about draw.
>>12829832I can't argue with that
>>12829789you wash out your rectum with an enemathen you lube it upand insert something into it!dildos fingers whateverwiggle it around and slide it in/out!the goal is to see how much pleasure you can get out of your butt without cumming
>>12829869Update your blogs
>>12829802Oh, and it's probly best to play in HD, I think it auto defaults to shit80p or somesuch. Ifunno.
>>12829875thanks Pinkie Pienow I know!
>>12829879The default depends on user settings and sometimes network speed
FYI, horses have belly buttons, but they're more like a slight rough patch on the stomach, and they -LOVE- being scratched there
>>12829842First time actually producing something with Elements (or at all) , so I tried to match it as well as I could. There's probably some much easier method than the extended slowframes I was using.
>>12829901>>12829901I like drawing pones with belly buttons
>>12829911You could use AE to alter their mouths but that's a lot of work. Also you can do something like that in Premiere, but in Premiere everything simple takes a lot longer to do than in any other alternative, especially if you haven't used it before.
>>12829901I WANT TO BELLY RUB THIS ONE!
>>12829963Can I rub your belly?
>>12829963yes pinkie pie what is it
>>12829901Just how much do they -LOVE- it?
You guys know that most of MLP's voice actors are middle aged women?
>>12829963Is this some sort of prank, pinkie?You know I don't like pranks or jokes, pinkies.
>>12829855Wait, didn't he send a message to Atryl telling him that it was wrong he was abusing his popularity for the contest or some shit like that?WHAT THE FUCK
>>12829977>>12829978>>12829979Surprise!Here's a hug for you!
>>12829986not michelle creber
>>12829877But I didn't meet my goal.I'll do it anyway when I've got time.
>>12829996OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! Getting hug by a cute pony makes me sooooo happy!
>>12830015I'll bully you to make sure you make your goal next time.
>>12829986Is that a bad thing?
>>12829996*grabs by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>>12830034A bitch and a fuck.What's good about that?
>>12830034who's the left one?
>>12829790>furry shitMaybe, but it's great art nonetheless.
>>12829996Thanks Pinks, I now have the diabetus
>>12830009>>12830014>>12830018>>12830042You can be so silly sometimes, AnonI love you
>>12829983Well with mine she starts chomping at the air to the point where she drools. I once scratched her for 10 minutes and she did that the whole time. When I stopped she looked at me as if to say "Wh..why'd you stop?"
which VAhow hard
>>12829790>>12830052at least it isn't Dovne's drunk ramblings
>>12830065I love you too, Pinkie...you wanna kiss a little?
Uk pony con just a week and a bit away! #woo
>>12830067that's...actually pretty cute
>>12830047Nicole Oliver voice of Celestia
>>12830065I love you too Pinkie, but not in the romantic way
>>12830034only if you masturbate to the characters they voice.it's almost like thinking about your own mother when physically pleasuring yourself!
>>12829790NPA will probably never draw pone again. Also he's a jealous faggot.
>>12829963I don't know why, but that's one of my favorite pone faces.>Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.
>>12830065I love you too.I just wish there is a way to show that to you.
>>12829745I did up a 4chan-sized cap for you.Though I would suggest nabbing this script an Anon made if you're going to be capping things.http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520It makes it so much easier to cap things by removing the irrelevant posts in the web browser so you can cap the whole thing at once, rather than leaving you having to cap each individual post and piece them together like that.
>>12830100I don't really care about ponies. I'm just gonna stay subscribed in case he posts something. Heck, some artists don't exclusively post pone anyways.
>>12830119what the fuck is cockvore?is that like deepthroating?
>>12830133It's like vorewith your cock
>>12830119>FleetMac cockvorecouldn't they just like, fuck
>>12830153>not liking vanilla
>>12830136i dun gettit
>>12830147And they'd have adorable pony babies.
>>12830093Yeah....That would be really dumb if you did that.I-I mean, who would do such a thing?
>>12830133Remember Cell absorbing 17 and 18?Think of that
>>12828322I think it's more the fact that he's big and muscular.
>>12830176But that's no->Remembers sceneOh fuck me...
>>12830153then throw in winking or something
>>12830136I wanna lick the spot in between her toes where all the sweat collects
>>12830183Which is a bit ironic, since women this day an age want cut men, but aren't attracted to large, rather muscular men. They find them too imposing. That or you just tell them you like country, and most girls swoon over you.
>>12830113Don't worry, Anon.I know it.
>>12828541Why do people abuse small cute ponies?
>>12830184You're slow, anon
>>12830223Fuck you I was pretty content not having that image in my head
>>12830192look, I realise your trying your best but your still thinking too vanillahonestly, your lucky - it could have probably ended with something like big mac constantly depositing various ponies into zecora untill she became this big, bloated brood-ponybearer with half the town inside her or something
>>12830234I just want a sensible boner...
>>12829239It's Milky Way all over again... OC never could arouse me... Not even in fiction. Except that one fic I read.
>>12830034>oliver will never brush her cheek against yours
>>12830147>vanillaget a load of this normalfag cam
>>12830031I've started on things for next year.I've got an idea for a novelty item that people should like.
>>12830176Man, I haven't even thought about that show in years and yearsI used to have a pretty big fetish for tail vore, but I don't think it really came from thathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYafdlj2P0YUghThis is one of those shows that you will always remember as way better than it is
>>12830119>fleetmacThat's pretty close to Fleetwood Mac, which I believe is the name of a band.
>>12830256what is it?or at least give clues!
>>12830271>Fleetfoot Macyeah, i've been saying that all the time
>>12830270I thought tail vore was something people made up to laugh at vorefagshow do you even what
>>12830270welp i know where my day is going now.
>>12830273I don't want to say what it is because it's something I didn't see anyone else selling and I think I might have an advantage.But in general novelty items sold way better than prints.Actually my boothmates were complaining that one of the best-selling items were these wooden buster swords that just had pony vectors printed on them (and the vectors in question were almost certainly not used with permission from the people who made them).
*tail raises straight up and moves side to side in rhythm*
>>12830234I love that I can laugh at something and still want to fap to itI bet this is what Pinkie feels like all the time
>>12830306>those swordsThat whole booth in the corner was pretty much made to sell to impulse buyers. 95% of the stuff they had there didn't even have anything to do with ponies, and they were the ones selling the Guy Fawkes masks.
>>12830308I'd fuck an older applebloom so hard
>>12830298there are 7 billion people on this planet and many of them have internet access.do the math. even if someone made an ironic fetish, someone jacked to it in earnest.
>CMC sexual torture>EqG Fluttershy stench fetish>Diamond Tiara Domination>Cock Vore
>>12830256Good.But prints are always nice.Will you be doing any projects before the next cone, like image folios or commissions?
>>12830306wasn't at a con, but i heard that trinkets and pandering to popular shit sells best
>>12830335Why wait that long?
>having strange fetishes>talking about your strange fetishesIts not even noon, come on guys.
>>12830361My fetish is a relationship based on mutual love and respect.
>>12830332>Guy Fawkes masks>at a pony conventionwherefore
>>12830298At a certain point it basically just stops being "X vore" and is just vore that happens to have XI'd be really surprised if anyone that liked the more esoteric kinds of vore didn't also like "standard" vore, at least at some point.There's everything from absorption through the skin to nipple vore.
>>12830316>someone wants to fap to what I wrote
>>12830308I still like the headcanon that Spike has a two-pronged penis for things like this.
>>12830349I'm going to try to finish up my queue before the heat death of the universe.
>>12830372me too.i want one with pantyanon
>>12830376le epin 0xFF0000 dot maymay
>>12830308> Spike> Not Featherweight banging that bitch
>>12830361I want to be in the CMC's sex dungeon where they try to break me into their human pet.
>>12830381>tfw people jerk it to a picture you never meant to be attractive at all
Where can I read the ponecomics, MLPG?
>>12830399His legs are thinner than his teeth
>>12828400One thing I didnt like about her fantasy is when she gets rid of stuff she presumes Big Mac owns like comics because she's molding him into husband material.Seems like a bitchy thing to want to do.
>>12830361My fetish is to have consensual loving sex with Fluttershy when she's in heat.
>>12830356because the idea of helping a teenage mare experiment with her budding sexuality is turbo-unf
>>12830119thanks a bundle
>>12830411buy them your pirate whore
>>12830386>heat death of the universeWhy do you use a /kspg/ maymay? Is Kraut trying to lure you away from us?
>>12830415It seems really out of place. I think it's just Price projecting his life into the comic.
>>12830411Go out into the piss and ask someone to dump it.
>>12828183>guy is nice to you once>imagine spending the rest of your lives togetherthere was an old /a/ joke that went something like that.
>>12830424Think about what you just posted.If I had money, would I browse 4channels?
>>12830431that's a scientific term you numbskull
>>12830431Are you just acting retarded?
>>12830406we all do>>12830399>implying featherweight wouldn't end up being raped in any scenario
>>12830376As much as you hate it, it was pretty genius. The guys at that booth made bank.
>>12830415that's andy price projecting.
>>12830410Haha. Would you be willing to post it? I'm curious now.
>>12830416why limit yourself to just Fluttershy?
>>12830431>/kspg/ maymayW-Are you crazy?
>>12830445That sounds like MLPG and its female contributors.
>>12830441/piss/?What are you from, fucking soc?>>12830446Yes.One does not affect the other
>>12830416ponies in heat getting fucked by their male friends for stress relief is perfectly normal in equestria. it's just a little favor like moving a table or taking out the trash.
>>12830431>it's time to stop posting.png
>>12830415It's just a cliche scenario presented for maximum appeal.
>>12830446You'd be amazed how many engineers browse this place. Autism and ponies and engineering go hand in hand.
>>12830472Shitposting on another level I see.
>>12830361I'm sorry about mentioning that scene in DBZ. I should have known it would lead to this.
>>12830475which mare would be the most fun to help relieve her heat?
>>12830470They don't lust after us. Isn't it always the other way round?
>>12830464It doesn't have to be Fluttershy. It could be the pony you love.
>>12830361Where do you think you are?
Can a brony artist do this? No? Get fucked.
>>12830488wish I had studied to be an engineer...
>>12830509Yes that's what I meant. Should have specified or said just contributors in general.
>>12830519>photorealismNice skills. BOOOO-RING
>>12830519Realism is boring
>>12830519What? Trace a photo?You aren't one of those degenerates who actually believes that photorealism is meritable besides as an exercise, are you?
>>12830505rarity. because she is very busy and usually waits for it until it's unbearable and she's horny enough for you to just stand there and wait for her to wink around you shaft and milk you dry
>>12830520No you don'ttalk about a field more clogged than business
BEHIND THIS SPOILER IS AN IMAGE OF APPLEPONIES SLEEPING TOGETHER
>>12830519At least pony shit is not a dead industry that only really survives on movies.
>>12830556All the old farts are retiring all at once.
>>12830488>all the brony engineers at your school
>>12830519that picture looks like it's been made by a craftsman, not an artist, but i don'T know of any of his other works.
>>12830519I wish that artist could draw me some real Oreostop-tier cookie right there
>>12830519What I'm wondering is, if you can draw stuff that realistic, why just draw real things? why not draw monsters and freak people out?
>>12830566Which means tons and tons of competition
>>12830557I wish I had a family as nice as the Apples.Mine is like a sitcom family, but incredibly boring.
>>12830557top cuteneeds more granny smith
>>12830585Yeah. Engineering is a damn well paid job.
>>12830594You should hang around your house with a little tape recorder and play canned laughter every now and then.
>>12830582Because if they draw still life, they can just copy straight from a photograph.
>>12830556I don't know where you live, but over here there's a serious shortage of engineers and you're pretty much guaranteed a job straight out of school
>>12830554while that does sound hot, the idea of her being only moderately horny so she has the mental faculties to seduce you and fuck you sensually rather than roughly is way hotter
>>12830633If you can get a job
>>12830582Probably because it's not the same thing at all: you can be very good at copying reality but an ass at inventing realistic things. There's a great book, by James Gurney, which explain it.
>>12830557>Big Mac on top of AJunf
>>12830644blame the economy, not the job
>>12830556I totally doI wasted all my college time on pointless classes and now I'm most likely going to be stuck with a shitty major that I don't really feel for
>>12828397I used to play like that with my little brother
>>12830652It's not sexual at all.
>>12830615My sister had a professor at college who always made groanworthy and unfunny jokes and one day she and some of her friends patched a laptop into the PA and played subtle, but audible canned laughter from time to time.
>>12830655>blame the economy, not the jobthat doesn't help you get a job
>>12830673Dude, you could say 'if you can get a job'to 'go work at mc donalds'The fact its hard to get a job, isnt something you can use as an arguement against engineering>>12830695I like, thanks.
>>12830628>Rarity flicking her tail under her chin and swaying her hips as she walks into the bedroom>laying back against the pillows and spreading her legs wide, fluttering her eyelashes at you>biting her lower lip as she winks, both with her vulva and her eyesyeah...being seduced by Rarity would be the unfest of unfs
>>12830709It is harder to get an engineering job than other jobs with the same paystop attacking points I didn't make
>>12830723It really isn't.
I just want a job that pays well and makes me feel intelligent
>>12830723And how the hell am i supposed to know the difference between you and evry other anon in here?Wheres your stats on the difficulty of acquiring an engineering job?
>>12830672We used to write the terrible jokes (our math professor did) on the blackboard, after classes. The following day, he had to face them and erase them. That was pretty cruel, now that I think about it.
>>12830732>>12830738Specify what kind of engineer you're talking about and I'll pull up the stats for you
Or you could make a couple thousand dollars a week from drawing pony porn.
>>12830747mechanical.Lets make it personal.
>>12830757but that's not sustainable
>>12830757There's no one who earns thousands a week from this fandom, not even Sethisto or Tiarawhy. Thousand a week, maybe, but not thousands.
>>12830737You can become an undertakerYou'll face death everyday, you're bound to feel intelligent. Plus you'll always have clients.
>>12830757That's about as likely as winning the lottery.
>>12830757>a couple thousand dollars a week from drawing pony pornI don't think anyone makes that money from pony porn. Maybe furry porn...
>>12830769Once pony porn dies out, just draw the next new thing people will pay you thousands of dollars to draw porn of.
>>12830519>Gridded photo drawnYeah it's true what someone above said. Those are craftsmen, not artists. That's some Bauhaus shit.
>>12830737I want free money delivered to my bank account with no need for human contact
>>12830796Yeah well Lisa couldn't have a pony.BUT YOU CAN!HERE IT IS!
>>12830757I'd rather be an integral and productive member of society instead of being a whore to the masses and a slave to a fad, even if it means making less.
>>12830801Become crazy and claim disability from the government.
>>12830789Still you need to get a big name and quickly in every big trend to rely on that for income
My Little Engineering General
>>12830803>Living in the USGood luck, fellow engineers.
>>12830817It's a bit shit to be crazy. Can't I just stay healthy?
>>12830822Calculus is magic
>>12830821If you can draw fairly alright porn, that's a LOT easier than you think if you know what to draw.
>>12830817>In mlpg>"Claiming" crazy
>>12830822Math is Autistic
>>12830833then become a self starter that sells buisness to buisness
>>12830803Well im british, but i guess your point is made.There are jobs with higher turnover, but that doesnt prove they all pay as well.>>12830835it fucking feels like it. Cus it aint natural
>>12830833Well if you're healthy then they will expect you to work to gain income. Which would require human contact.
>>12830847>calculus>hardOnly when you have to deal with differential equations does calculus get annoying.
A big difficulty with being an engineer is that your employers will move you all over the country to where you are needed.
I liked it better when we were discussing ponies in heat
>>12830860>>calculus>>hardhe didn't say that
>all these smart peoplePlease stop
>>12830862yeah but that takes significantly more education to get into
>>12830878you're smart Pinkiejust not book smart
http://greensecretadmirer.deviantart.com/gallery/yo help me out, is this like BCS's side account, or an art thief or what
>>12830866I liked it better when we were discussing >>12830119
>>12830860>>12830873Thankyou guy number 2>>12830862Thats one job. And high turnover, can be caused by low job satisfaction, stress, firings, low job security. >>12830890Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strong
I LOVE ALL THE PONY YOU GUYS ARE POSTING
>>12830900dont care lol
>>12830878There's smart and smart. You can be smart with numbers, smart visually, smart with colors-- or even with parties.
>>12830905WOW YOU DID A LOT TO FIX IT
>>12830862http://www.bls.gov/ooh/occupation-finder.htm?pay=%2475%2C000+or+more&education=Bachelor%E2%80%99s+degree&training=&newjobs=&growth=&submit=GO2/4, arguably 3/4 of the fastest growing jobs requiring a bachelor's are in engineering
>>12830878>implying pinkie did not study for years to become a licensed pyrotechnitian
>>12830904>Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strongscratch that, you're not smart.
>>12830878being just smart enough to realize that you're actually a stupis fucknig moron is suffering
>>12830904>Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strongExactly. "strong" doesn't carry enough meaning. You can say a fighter is "strong" because he wins tons of fights, but maybe he's not that muscular: just very fast.
>>12830905I keep my ponies to myself. YOU cannot have them.
>>12830924I KNOW RIGHTGOD I LOVE PONY
>>12830892Its mid-day, mid-hiatus, MLPG. There isn't a single hope that we'll discuss ponies.
>>12830519>that's a penis.gif
>>12830941didn't your mom teach you to share?
>>12830904>Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strongYeah, no.You can learn all the theory you want, until you get practice, you mean shit.
goat wants you to want him
>>12830904>Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strongYou're a fucking retard
>>12830905What kind of filename is that?
>>12830959tell goat that I have personhorse
I want the smart people to go away
>>12830931I'll give that to you, but I doubt any of the engineers in here are going into environmental or biomedical engineering
>>12830905its an acronym
>>12830970imgur one, I think
>>12830977Well, I am.
>>12830933Pinkie pyro!>>12830935Did someone call me smart? I must have missed that>>12830940a. Physically powerful; capable of exerting great physical force. b. Marked by great physical power: a strong blow to the head. Come again?>>12830958Huh?>>12830967And that, isnt even an effort to argue.Its just vitriol.
Hello MLPG, I only came back to tell you that you suck.kthxbai
>>12830975Just go to tumblr or Reddit. No smart people there.
>>12830989Good on you. Biomedical?
Hello MLPG, I only came back to shitpost.ur waifu is a slut
>>12830991wait a minutethis posting style seems familiar
>>12830957There is plenty of ponies to go around. Get you own. That is, unless my ponies want to play with your ponies, then I would let her go, but I will be watching.
>>12831021Why is his horn blushing?
>>12831008I want to be able to have a robot arm in the future, anon.Don't let me down.
>>12831021His mutton chops are sillyIt looks like he's going to be choking and spitting in a second
>>12831022No it doesnt
>>12831021where's the cock SBwhere is it
>>12830991>a. Physically powerful; capable of exerting great physical force. b. Marked by great physical power: a strong blow to the head.Yeah, during a fight, you can achieve a powerful force not by having lots of muscle, but by being fast.>>12831022I can't quite put a name on it...
FUCKI'M OUTTA HERE
>>12831025Oh man. I missed you. We had some crazy shitposters in here that weren't even half as entertaining as you.
giving away free gaems from humble bundle in stam chat. horse related questions to win.
>>12831029>implying I shouldn't prioritize making horsecocks
>>12831008Hello biomed bro.
>>12831045>civil discussion >only not about poniesWe cursed
>>12831041True...>>12831052Really?Stop, youre making me blush...
>>12831057Shit, you're right.
i should really stop fapping.
>>12831040I'll draw a wiener later when I'm alone.
>>12831041No you can't. That fast bullshit is for karate movies, fast doesn't mean shit if you don't have a knife/something to lower the kinetic force needed to pierce skin/organs. There's a reason that fighters have weight classes and they don't often go up in that class unless they have to, because guys aren't going to say "well he's fast so he has an advantage."
>>12831057So faggot, when can I take a pill for overnight horsecock?
If I post more ponies will I become smarter?
>>12831024I have these two to play with, they need some fresh air anyways.
>>12831028I want to stick her with my prick.
>>12831081You don't watch much fighting, do you?
>>12831086No. But sucking cock will
>>12831081>fast doesn't mean shithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ybH83HcEec
>>12831080>later when I'm alone.you pony in the presence of another party?
>>12831081Are you fucking kidding me?Speed X mass = forceAnd i was arguing against that guy.MASS EFFECT FUCKER
>>12831099>Krav maga lesson>Controlled environment>Not an actual fightSo what's your point? Choreography looks neat? I agree.
>>12831093Sure, I do not mind letting my pony play with them.
>>12831021I've seen this exact same pose from a different artist.
>>12831081Nobody mentioned knifes.What about boxing?
>>12831037I wish I was in R63 Equestria
>>12831086Post smart horses.
>>12831086spend some of the time that you would posting ponies reading and studying.even if you don't really grow, you might find it to be a very satisfying experience.
>>12831110>lrav maga master training police officers on how to stop criminals trying to kill them>choreographed
I love you Derpy
>>12831113There are only so many poses you can put your horse in, Anon.ORIGINAL POSE DO NOT STEAL
>>12831123she's a very smart horse
>>12831056giving away Mirror's Edge on Steam next.
>>12831056I thought the steam keys were linked to each bundle, so if you activate one key on an account the others in that bundle will only work for that account too, or something?
>>12831138You like her, don't you Endii?
>>12831105Speed x mass only counts for the flash, for everyone else it doesn't really come into account.>>12831117Boxing especially, boxing has so many rules against blows that small guys could use to their advantage it would be impossible for a lighter weight to hold up against bigger guys.
>>12831128she loves you too
>>12831133If you have a limited imagination yeah.
>>12831126>implying the bolis ever need krav magaThey just shoot people nowadays.
>>12831156How about just avoiding blows?
>>12831170aren't most cops terrible shots?
>>12831138Endii please. Futa when?
>>12831156You are shitting kidding me, you dont think a car hitting you at 50mph will do more damage than one moving at say, 10mph?I thought i was meant to be the troll here.
>>12831126Did you see the other guy trying to push through the blows? Would you assume he would do so when the instructor is trying to show his defense? No? Then it's fucking choreographed. It's a class to show that there are ways to work a situation to your advantage, there's no one "dance" you can do to kick somneones ass, and they sure as hell wouldn't suggest as much in krav maga.
>krav maga>strength vs speed>engineering>job argumentsam I in /fit/
>>12831170well, taze and spray peopleshooting is for black people
Does Applejack ever cry at night when she is thinking of her parents?
>>12831138that horse is smart enough for science
>>12831143Aren't those all limited to Origin though?
>>12831155Doesn't everyone like her? I like all the ponies.
>>12831199No, she masturbates.
>>12831193No /fit/ is for the genetically gifted
>>12831179That's more survival than actually doing the guy damage.
>>12831201steam or origin. some are origin only.
>>12831188>did you see the other guy trying to push through the blowsYes
>>12831183Yeah. The only have to shoot 1000 rounds on average per year. Your average hobby shooter can go through 1000 rounds in an afternoon.
>>12831200Magic isn't science.
>>12831134that kinda looks like braeburned
>>12831186Not him, but he's right. I've done martial arts for quite a while, unless he hits you directly on the chin or another weak point punches from a hungry skeleton don't mean shit, no matter how fast he is.
>>12831193/fit/ is for fat people stories and >tfw no gf threadsthis is /k/ talk
>>12831202No not really. Tons of people hate Twily. Even more after she got her wings.
>>12831156You should really stop arguing about things you don't know anything aboutEvery high level professional fighter is fast and accurate first, powerful second. Fighters move up weight classes all the time, and its always the ones that dominate athletically at their "natural" weight class moving up to the more popular ones.
>>12831218But you can study magic with science
>>12831220... im gonna go eat then arue with you retards some more
>>12831213Look at it from the instructors point of view, if his buddy fucks up his lesson by not letting him win he'd probably be pissed. It's a lesson, it's controlled, it's not a fight. That is choreography.
>>12831193This is /asp/, not /fit/
>>12831134That is adorable of them! They are such cute playmates. Why isn't you book one joining in?
>>12831021So SB why do you want to molest your pet mewball?
>>12831218In equestria, I bet the two are closely linked. Or magic is studied through the scientific process.
>>12831219Because it is Braeburned you idiot.
>>12831239Have you actually done martial arts? Or is getting hit by cars your only experience?
I hate myself and I don't want to make anything today.
>speed vs. powerHere's Kimbo Slice trying his power-based streetfighting in MMA, where speed reignshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJudqgWC7zc
You are all wrong this is /fag/
>>12831242It's not his buddy, it's a cop that wanted to try himread the description, pal
>>12831265braeburned goes by littleivy45?
>>12831267Welcome to MLPG
>>12831233No every high level dancer is fast first, because landed blows cost points. Anyone that can fight just goes for the throat or joints, karate tournaments are not fighting. Stop assuming they are.
>>12831270MMA is as fake as WWE.
>>12831248She was busy stretching her wings and generally avoiding contact. She tends to be the less social one. But she's coming out now!
>>12831283Probably his previous pseudo.
>>12831275Oh come on. You totally do.Just say it.
>>12831283That's his DA name as far as I know
>>12831275You are my favorite artist Endii! Draw moar.
>>12831249Are you saying you don't?
>>12831037>Femsnails actually does have to stay after for tutoring for her bad grades>But it's because she's an idiot, not because Cheerilee wants to fuck her
>>12831299I do hope she comes and play later. Let set up these playdate in the future!
>>12831283My god are you this dumb?
>>12831270He can't really kick or grapple, street brawls are mostly haymakers and then maybe stomping their head if they fall down
>>12831314No. But a couple threads ago you said you gave mewball a pitty fuck.
>>12831270>Where speed reignsMy (12 inch) cock, those guys juice more than any motherfucker. Maybe the guy benching 6 plates is slightly quicker than the other guy whos doing the same, but that is not speed vs power. Also Kimbo's shit.
I think my pony is sick.What should I do?
>>12831328>street brawls are mostly haymakers and them maybe stomping their headnot if a trained MMA fighter gets into onewith training, speed is far superior to being strong
>>12831143Giving away Medal of Honor next.
>>12831314I think you belong on Ponychan SB.
>>12831280That's his buddy, the guy goes limp after 3 hits to the back of the head then gets up like he's fine. Believe what you want.
>>12831361It's never Lupus.
>>12831349take her to a nice upstate ranch where she has plenty of room to play with all her pony friends
>>12831283Littleivy25 is my DA name
>>12831326well excuse me for not following artists' alternate nameshe's always been just "braeburned" to me
>speed doesn't matterHey, let's take a look at the formula for kinetic energy to find out if you're retarded or not!>E = 0.5 * m * v^2As it turns you, you are retarded!
>>12831366>the guy goes limp after three hits to the back of the headyou mean he puts his arms over his head to protect himself?like an actual cop?Alright, believe what you want. I'll believe the guys in the video instead of a crazy anon.
>>12831394>not following popularfagsAre you this cool?
>>12831398Who are you quoting?
>>12831410The people who say that speed isn't important in a fight
>>12831325I'll see you around then
I just want an erection
How do you stop thinking about Rediv's butt?
>>12831402And I'll believe you'll one day get in an actual fight. And you'll be dancing around saying "I'm quicker" while someone belts you in the stomach and you stop being so quick.
>>12831434Remember that not only is she a lesbian, but she's also a chick on the internet. There is no way you'll ever have her now.
>>12831434You don't have a chance with rediv.
>>12831437The one day I get in an actual fight, I'm drawing my CCW and shooting my aggressor in the chest.Keep talking tough though, maybe you do know more than a master of Krav Maga.
Why is MLPG so horny?
>>12831434Eventually your survival instincts take over. But be careful, this probably means you a within a few hours of death.
>>12831314That show-proportioned but slightly more realistic eye is creeping me out.
>>12831434Think about better butts instead
give me a number between 1 and 224
>>12831463Because if we had any sex we would never be here.
>>12831423Likewise. My pony needs a friend that is a pony. She starting to get annoyed by the hugging I keep giving her.
>>12831463Bunch of 20 something males, many with no GF. what do you expect?
Any good PC games come out lately? Besides Payday I mean.
>>12831434I don't think I've ever thought about rediv's butt before.
>>12831452>>12831456How doe that stop me from thinking about her booty?
>>12831463The people here, myself included, haven't gotten any in a long, long, time (never). Combine that with spending a lot of time in a hyper sexual environment like this.
>>12831463Because we are all a bunch of kissless virgins who think about cute ponies all day.
>>12831434how do you stop thinking about Red Ribbon's butt?
>>12831402Are you saying that that was a completely realistic fight?The instructor knew the cop wasn't going to do anything more than maybe throw a punch or try a grapple or something. I'm not saying the guy isn't a terrifying master of a brutally effective skill, I don't know anything about him aside from 10 seconds of video, but that was nothing like reality.They both knew neither of them was going to try to hurt the other. There isn't going to be any eye-gouging, or fishhooking or biting, and unless one of them feels like making a point no one is going to get kneed in the balls. It was nothing approaching a real fight.
>>12831490You have shit taste in videogames. You are beyond helping.
>>12831266the original arguement was is speed part of strength, you realise that?I did do karate. for a couple years, got bored.>>12831398THANK YOU
>>12831342I've never met Mewball in person. You guys are too gullible.
>>12831510>they both knew they weren't going to get hurtthat's why the cop was wearing head padding, right?
>>12831509It's just the standard issue pony butt.
Is marker pony a pure maiden or a massive slut?
>>12831500I only meant "don't mention Payday".
>>12831490Skullgirls is pretty good if you want to get into fighting games
>>12831503Sadness turn into anger. Then to spite her you stop thinking about her butt.How can you think about her butt if you haven't even seen her or her butt?
>>12831523...cute.I like homely girls.
>>12831503Rediv was raped. Maybe you have a chance if you rape rediv.
>>12831164>wearing Care Package's uniformHmm. I wonder what happen there.
>>12831523Wow, she looks really blurry in that pic.
>>12831532What do you think?
>>12831540Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
>>12831523Sweet Jesus, MLPG you told me she was cute to fuck! SHE'S NOT!
>>12831540>spite her for not letting me sex herThat seems like a very neckbearded thing to do.
>>12831532She on vacation. Go ask Gloomy for that question herself.
>>12831503Find another booty to think about.
>>12831562We are already suffering here Anon. So that's perfectly fine.
>>12831460>Talking tough in a pony board>Lol ill just shoot him cause I'm a tough guy.You're adorable. And the guy in that video runs a rinkidink school in LA, by that logic there's about 40 masters running dojos on any given los angeles street.
>>12831562>fear leads to couragefixed
>tfw no Celestia/Twilight cock transformation fapfics