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>>12823941

Will Fleetfoot ever get the attention she wants from Big Mac? Will Big Mac ever get that nail he was looking for? Find out in the next comic!
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>>12823941

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>>12828183
frist?
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>apple
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>>12828183
No, but he will nail Fleetfoot
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER
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>>12828205
2slow
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>>12828205
2slow.
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Somebody have an imgur album or another link to the new Big Mac comic?
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>>12828204
Apples you say?
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>12828213
>>12828214
MLPG pls
pls
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>>12828215
New?
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>>12828215
>>>/horsefucking/co/
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>>12828183
would you let BM put his big red cock inside you and pump you full of cream
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>>12828214
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Pony should rape pony
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What if pone drugged you?
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>>12828232
Why would she do that?
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>>12828232
It would depend entirely on the pone and the drug.
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>>12828243
Ouch
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>>12828244
pone just wants you to have a good time
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>>12828249
It's shit
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>>12828253
I can have a good time without being drugged.
Pony really shouldn't do that, she could kill me or something.
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>>12828226
*splort splort*

anything for a friend
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What would happen if pony pony pony pony pony?
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>>12828232
What pone? What drug? Am I waking up with a condom hanging out of my ass here or what? Details, man! Details!
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>>12828226
I don't want to get ripped in half or die from impalement.
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>>12828249
Yay finally watched the whole movie
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>>12828271
Too much pony.
Pony dies.
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>>12828279
don't worry, he's very gentle
he won't give you anything before you're ready for it
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>>12828276
I can shove a condom into you if you'd like.
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>>12828302
Not the same thing, anon. Not the same thing at all.
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>>12828296
What if pony pony in moderation?
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>>12828315
That would be okay I guess
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all women want a big macintosh type

a big dumb quiet brute whose power they can tame

it's why all girls seem to love horses from such a young age, they crave the feeling of power over a big dumb animal and it's what they want in a man

they want a dumb obedient hulking beast of a man, not a scrawny nerd with opinions
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>>12828230
Why would you say that
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>>12828322
>implying a man doesn't want a dumb woman

inb4 muh feminism
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>>12828322
>dumb
But Big Mac is not dumb
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>>12828322
>you will never be a big dumb animal
>you will always have to think for yourself and live with your own terrible decisions
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Reminder that in a few years, your dreams of fucking pony will come closer thanks to Oculus Rift
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>>12828314
We can play pretend.
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>>12828328
I don't want a dumb woman
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>>12828322
>big mac
>dumb
dyewts
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>>12828339
Then you clearly aren't a man.
Be a feminism today!
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>>12828322
Big Mac is pretty much the smartest one of the apple family
Not that that is a hard feat, but still
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>>12828322
>a big dumb
Did you even watch the show? He seem to be more aware than what the view lead to believe.
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>>12828324
jealousy.
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What if fucking luna became a nightmare
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>>12828322
Big Mac sure is smarter than Twilight, that's for sure
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>>12828348
>dat pic
Man, I would cuddle the hell out of that Big Mac.
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>>12828356
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>>12828350
>jealous of being a dumb, winged moron

Yeah, no. All I could possibly be jealous of is de magicks, but every unicorn has that.
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>>12828334
>escapism
I'd rather die.
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>>12828350

But what if anon doesn't want to be a princess?
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>>12828364
>implying he wouldn't cuddle the hell out of you
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>>12828364
big ponies are good for cuddling
there's more pony for you to grab onto
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>>12828183
Why is big mac so damn cute?
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>>12828379
I want to be his little spoon.
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>>12828376
It's happening to you right now, Anon.
You should be working, making the world a better place.

Instead...
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>>12828377
Every anon wants to be a princess.
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>>12828356
Fucking luna is a dream come true, not a nightmare
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>>12828386
who doesn't?
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>>12828390
I don't.
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>>12828364
He would make a great brother too. I bet he would have great patience for your shenanigan.
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>>12828183
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>>12828396
Yes you do, you just don't realize it yet!
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>>12828392
are you done?
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>>12828394
Terrible people. That's who.
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>>12828389
>You should be working, making the world a better place
Pfft-
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>>12828375
But she's such a good pony!
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>>12828356
You can interpret this sentence in six different ways
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>>12828415
She's a terrible pony.
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Test
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>>12828427
/)
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>>12828394
I don't.
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>>12828424
>to a commoner
So, literally every single royalty in the history of everything?
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>>12828424
But Twilight doesn't live with her parents anymore.
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>>12828389
I'm aware of my misery, though.
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>>12828432
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>12828426
You're a terrible pony
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>>12828446
I'm not a pony.
You're a terrible.
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>>12828441
I'd rather cuddle a female pony.
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>>12828470
Cake boy.
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>>12828470
Why not cuddle a female pony while Big Mac cuddles you?
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>>12828484
Three way cuddling? How lewd.
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>>12828484
That shit is gay
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>>12828438
Pretty much. But it's bad press to let the direct links known, especially when you're Prince Blueblood.

>>12828439
Of course not. But that doesn't mean he can't annoy her anyway.
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>>12828494
what a mysterious and handsome pony
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>>12828484
c-can I be the female pony?
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>>12828502
>you will never become the pretty mare
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>>12828502
only if you're willing to live the dream
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>>12828484
I would actually like that. I would be a great wife to Big Mac.

To be honest, I would not mind if any of the 6mane (not AJ) become ship together in the show.
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>>12828508
reality is so cruel ;_;
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RIP in Peace Sparkle ;_;7
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>>12828494
What exactly would he do to annoy her though?
Twilight lives in ponyville, and doesn't visit canterlot that often
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Would pony enjoy british cuisine?
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>>12828541
>Help your horse through the fear of an umbrella.

My sides
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>>12828556
I'd watch the episode
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>>12828541
It's fake shes not even purple
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>>12828545
well, he'd probably try to get her more princess-esque

considering this is blueblood, it's likly this will probably go horribly right (in the sense it will work, but only from a certain point of veiw)
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>>12828556
Umbrellas and Plastic bags are fire breathing dragons to horses. I have to stop people way ahead of time passing by horses because of them using it to block out the sun.
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Guys every time I draw a figure it seems stiff
How do I into perspective
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>>12828541
>jwargod
>using chrome
>not using adblockplus
>listening to neutral milk hotel
>having bed bugs

What's wrong with you anon
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>>12828589
>Not using chrome
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>>12828581
>three earth ponies minding their own business
>an empty plastic bag flew by
>all three panic and screaming the end of the world
>Rose fainted
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Fleetfoot's Big Mac fantasy included a pre-nuptial agreement.

What does that say about the kind of pony Fleetfoot is?
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>>12828541
>These horse videos on your channel
Are you one of these beastiality fags
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>>12828612
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UO8zWWIBE
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>>12828612

I'm watching The Walking Dead
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>>12828545
Probably starts out coincidentally, she's in Canterlot for some princessly function and finds out. And he'd definitely try to exploit the family connection somehow. And just when she's on the verge of finally genuinely helping him become a better pony he'd get beyond the troubles and go back to being the same old jerk. C'mon, could it end any other way?
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>>12828620
even in her fantasy she's a responsible, forward thinking pony?
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>>12828629
what season
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>>12828612
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME
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>>12828625
>trap mix
uh.

is it bad that my mind immediately came up with rule 34 for that.
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>>12828634
Or she's not really committed to the relationship and wants an easy escape route.
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>>12828620
I think Fleetfoot just got tired of a nearly all female team (while Soarin got Spitfire) and she just happen to spot the manlyiest stallion around. You can't really blame her.
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>>12828620
You forgot the ball and chain on the bottom left corner.
An the preview pages showed her escaping the first aid tent to stalk Mac around.
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shh
pony is napping
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>>12828651
What, dumping a bunch of traps in a giant mixer to blend all the social degeneration into a nice smoothie of political correctness?
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>>12828653
>she's not really committed to a pony she's never spoken to

seems reasonable to me
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>>12828667
STARBOUND GOT CANCELLED
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>>12828667
HEY PONY WAKE UP
WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
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>>12828638
3

it's been pretty boring so far so I'm doing it slowly
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>>12828648
>new script displays youtube link thumbnails
my enjoyment of MLPG has increased by 500% now that I don't have to copy&paste every link to see what it is
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>>12828667
pretty sure I could just crawl right underneath without waking him up
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>>12828669
your idea of rule 34 and mine are wildly different, anon.
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>>12828669

Do you think you could drink it and become the epitome of social degeneration?
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>>12828667
>that eyebrow
Is that a female Mac?
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>>12828673
cool now the waiting is over
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>>12828690
What if you drank it and became a trap?
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>>12828625
gave it a listen. 5/10, solidly average.
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>>12828674
pony is awake
what now
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>>12828690
That would hardly become the epitome
It would need a bunch more tranny and brony in it
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>>12828704

I would show my body off on MLPG
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>>12828707
I wish there were any better trap mixes of pony songs
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>>12828541
>3 ways to get rid of bed bugs
Just burn your house down and start again
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>>12828
It's time for a movie pony.
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>>12828715
What if I swap out my blood with poison then feed it to the bed bugs?
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>>12828541
Did you like scratching that horse?
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Dumped the comic cover gallery that came out today over here if any of you wanted to see it.

>>12828130

Or you can download it here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?i6geg1v5287uvj1
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>>12828677
season 1 was nice at the beginning
Then the quality of the show went down
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>>12828612
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIp0eO-5eOY
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>>12828711
Why is MLPG so slutty/gay?
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>>12828731

Yeah, the game was a lot better
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>>12828541
hey
hey anon
is this yours
http://i.imgur.com/Esv7kqn.jpg
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>>12828730
Those are some nice covers.
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>>12828739
because betafags.
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>>12828148
>Applebloom dressed as Doctor Who

Noice
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>>12828581
Believe me I know. when mine won't leave me alone, I break out Mr Walmart smiley bag and they get to going
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>nsa pony will never read your emails
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>>12828541
>mistreating ponies

I hate these people.
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>>12828791
what the dicks is going on here
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>>12828802
a milkshake race went horribly wrong
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>>12828791
What if your favorite pony wanted to be mistreated? What if she wanted you to call her a dirty whore and pull on her hair a little?
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>that post-orgasmic feel after blowing a fat load to ponies
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>>12828806
a what
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>>12828807
That's different anon.
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>>12828802
Sweetie smashed his head with a glass bottle and is now sitting there listening to his screams of pain
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>>12828809

>after blowing a load to ponies
>not after edging for hours to your favorite fetishes and pictures
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>>12828813
a milkshake race
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>>12828809
You mean shame and disgust?
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>>12828807
Do you really think Twily would like that?
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>>12828807
Then it's not mistreatment, now is it?
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>>12828822
wtf is that
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>>12828802
He cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack
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I realize now why popularfags are popular. They are genetically superior.
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>>12828826
>>12828820

I feel no shame, only euphoria.
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>>12828833
it's a race to finish your milkshake
honestly anon
it's not a difficult concept
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>>12828183

>>12824794

Poor, poor Fleetfoot.
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>>12828809
Shame?
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>>12828827
She wouldn't at first. But she'd be tossing and turning trying to sleep that night, wondering if she should feel guilty for liking that.
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>>12828807
But I don't want to do that

I to call her a beautiful angel and stroke her hair a little
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omg prenups are so hot
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>>12828861
She'd probably steal your wallet then and call you a bitch nigga for not satisfying her needs
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>>12828865
this nigga gets it
the rest of y'all are chumps
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>>12828809
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>>12828840
That's not true.
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>>12828783
YOU HAVE HORSES?!

WHAT BREEDS?!

HOW MANY HANDS?!

GENDERS?!
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>>12828849
I love her expression when she got that doll.
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uh oh
http://i.imgur.com/WTrFF3W.png
you caught pony doing something bad
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>>12828840
Genetically superior in what wya?
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>>12828783
How much would you charge for an hour of private time with one of your mares?
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>>12828911
PONI WUT R U DOON
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>>12828911
I would close the door, turn three sixty degrees and walk away
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>>12828911
unf
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>>12828911
I already knew that Celestia is a balldrainer though
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>>12828866
Fluttershy would never do that
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Why does this pone make me uncomfortable in my frontal pants region?
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>>12828911

>the real reason Discord reformed
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>>12828938
cuz ur a furry
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>>12828904
6 and a Shetland pony. One Tennessee walker bout 15 hands. Missouri Fox trotter bout 14 hands. Arabian mare bout 13 hands, and another mare same size but don't know what kind. We also have a colt who's about 8 months old and a little prick.
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>>12828911
gg pls discord doesn't have genitals at least, not in the usual or more logical place anyway
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>>12828911
>Discord's right leg
>on the left
>That's his back
>analingus
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>>12828900
>post rainbow dash muff dive
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>>12828911
Silly Celestia
That's not how it's done
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>>12828952
>implying discord's physical form isn't capable of being reshaped on a whim
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>>12828840
I can see that. People are drawn to genetically superior people.
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>>12828915
I don't share.
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>>12828943
Besides the pony, those horses are either rescues or blue-ribbon quality for their breeds.

POST PICS, ESPECIALLY OF YOUR PONY. TIME STAMP AND FEDORA ON YOUR PONY AS WELL
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>>12828938
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>>12828943
Oh right forgot.

The Walker and Trotter smooth rides? And is the arabian hot blooded or she actually very calm?
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>>12828978
idgi
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>>12828802
>397997__safe_sweetie%252Bbelle_milkshake_button%252Bmash_button%252527s%252Badventures_artist-colon-yuji8sushi_brain%252Bfreeze.jpg
>brain%252Bfreeze.jpg
>brain freeze
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>>12828938
Because she's kinda hot
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>>12828965
Lucky fucker, I wish I had my own marem.
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>>12829011
>marem
That's not a word. Stop making up words.
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>>12828952
no see it's a mirror
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>>12829011
Have you ever dealt with an Arab before, much less a mare? They're ADD incarnate. The only horse breed harder to deal with is Thoroughbreds.
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So is mare pussy as good as everyone says it is?
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>>12829023
I like mine better
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>>12829031
better
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http://derpiboo.ru/400185
unf
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>>12828976
Ill make sure to relay that to them. Thankfully I don't own a fedora. And no I don't bang em.

>>12828987
the Arab is very nice around people, but a complete bitch to other mares. Bumpy as hell to ride, the other 2 are perfect riders.
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>>12829073
>anon discovers pone for the first time
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>>12828943
Here's an Arab, Fox Trotter and Tennessee Walker and Miss Foxtrotter inc.
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>>12828943
>>12829092
Tennessee Walking Horse. I think they train the horses to stand out like that, not sure.
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>>12828943
I forgot to add we have another at my aunts. She's a percheron. Sweetest thing, but she is a pig when it comes to eating. God forbid she finds out you have treats
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>>12829092
>that little hint of sheath

unffffff

want to play with it
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>>12829119
That's for show, I know mine doesn't do that at all
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>>12829119
>>12828943
Missouri Fox Trotter. Don't know much about them other than them being a gaited breed/smooth ride.

One of my teachers had one and he was a very laid back horse.

Percheron incoming.
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Is mommy still pretty, MLPG?
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>>12829119
I could see why poeple want to fuck horses.
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>>12829123
>Google percheron.
holy fuck that's a lot of mare
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>>12829152
>LMJ
>ever
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>>12829152

Mommy's still 2edgy4me
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>>12829152
No, she's ugly
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>all these beautiful sexy horses

i would let them have their way with me
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>>12829123
>>12829150
Percheron. French Breed Draft Horse.

Know next to nothing about them other they tend to be popular for breeding sport (regular/draft cross) horses. Also tend to be grey.

I met a Percheron Colt, think a year or more old, at a horse facility filled with Warmbloods. With permission, we were giving out carrots and all the horses were spazing out except for the Percheron.

He was way bigger then the other horses, even at his age, but he was extremely calm with getting the carrot. He saw the carrot, paused. Walked up. Paused. Mouth of tip of carrot Paused. Vacuumed that sucker up and proceeded to munch.

God I love draft horses, they're so calm.
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Taking care of horses is fucking expensive.
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>>12829196
I rather have all of them redraw to that of the show ponies.
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>>12829196
A real horse would probably just stare at you and then trot away.
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Timbersaw is so fucking gay
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>>12829213
Mah nipples look like milk duds
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>>12829214
>being terrible
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>>12829210
>huge draft mares

holy unf
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>>12829211
Depends on where you live. In parts of the South and most of the Midwest, maintaining a horse is no more then maintaining a dog.

Also these are an actual wild pony breed that lives on islands off the coast of South Carolina. Blame a spanish ship wreck and ponies having a tendency to not die.
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i am hard and throbbing
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>>12829214
Most fun hero
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>>12829239
This fucking fandom
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>>12829248
It's great, isn't it?
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>>12829214
You know who else is really fucking gay?

Derpl
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>>12829210
Holy shit, that is one big horse.
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>>12828322
Everything in that post was wrong.
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>>12829210
>that cavernous, dripping, winking marevag
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>>12829239
Frick this gay earth
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>>12829239
there's a drop of pre forming at the tip
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>>12829259
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK. MR ZORK JUST DOESNT HAVE AN IQ HIGH ENOUGH TO COMPREHEND DIFFERENT GENDERS!
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>>12829298
PLAY A REAL NAUT, NERD
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>>12829290
>she looks up at you with those sultry eyes while licking up the pre oozing out of you
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Seems like in Belgium there's a hunt going on for a horse molester/mutilator. Cameras filmed "a young man wearing a hoodie."
http://www.deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/videozone_ENG/MV_130810_Horse_torturer%2B%2B

http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenland/article/detail/1686494/2013/08/14/Is-dit-de-paardenbeul.dhtml
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>>12829239
>>12829290
Nobody cares.
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>>12829328
I do.
Fuck off.
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>>12829316
SAY THAT TO ME INGAME BITCH AND NOT ON A BOARD. EVEN NERFED I'LL SPLODE YOUR LOLI ASS.
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>>12829318
How the fuck does one molest a Belgium Draft Horse?
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>>12829290
i'm getting close
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>considering unfollowing an mlpger on tumblr because they stopped uploading what I followed them for in the first place.
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>>12829370
Just press the button and unfollow
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>>12829318

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_ripping
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>>12829370
Who the fuck cares?
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>>12829354
Apparently he drugged the horses first.

mfw he gets caught and it turns out it's a bronie
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>>12829360
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>>12829370
Who/what is it
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>>12829370
>tumblr
why would you do that to yourself
just look at the stuff that gets posted here and pretend nothing else interesting exists
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where was that "explicit" version of button's adventures from the outtakes or whatever
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>>12829370
Just unfollow. They'll get over it.
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>>12829382
I'm not an ant, Anon
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>>12829370
which one?
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>>12829388
>>12829401
dooks
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>>12829391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3CVCLm8l4
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>>12829410
but he still does colors and art?
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>>12829431
I'd smack this brat, why?
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>>12829488
it's that voice
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>>12829431
>The entirety of the comments are complaining about rape.
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>>12829513
>youtube comments

Not even once.
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>>12828911

I hope he returns the favor!
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>>12829210
Mines all black and real pretty. She has the gentlest personallity, until you bring food, then she gets almost pushy
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Apples
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>>12829565
http://youtu.be/2xw87SW7Lak?t=18s

This your Percheron basically?
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>>12829354
I think the entire nation of Belgium has a muscle fetish.
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>>12829601
To a T.
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>>12829606
christ
is that thing bred for meat?
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>>12829612
Its bread for WAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
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>>12829606
Its so chubbeh~~~
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>>12829612
Yes. That's not a particular freak cow either. It's an entire breed.

Belgium just likes big things I guess.
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Sup /mlpg/, I done did a video for you. Uploading it to youtube now. I hope you like racism and cider ponies.
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>>12829627
That's not chub, that's all muscle
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>>12829597
apples
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>>12829606
dem testes
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>>12829630
Wouldn't all that muscle mean the meat would be tough? I wonder what the steaks from that cow tastes like
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>>12829638
Chuscle
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>>12829630
Either that, or they're all compensating for something.
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>>12829606
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>>12829636
>racist barn
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>>12829644
There's some countries that use tough meat alot and have rituals for tenderizing.

I think Belgium (or a country next to it) is working on a breed of horse specifically for milk and/or meat production, mostly the latter.
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>>12829680
why
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>>12829318
Maybe if he was wearing a fedora.
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Why ain't y'all breedin'?
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/08/ponies-vs-villains-comes-to-close.html

Why are some people upset because the Prequel guy won?

what did i miss?
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>>12829680
Wait, the DA writer likes Twilight?
Man, that explains everything.
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>>12829694
Is that a backwards hat on top of a hoodie?
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>>12829702
Because I can't breed with ponies, Applejack, even though I want to
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>>12829680

you son of bitch, i thought it was pony
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>>12829710
That changelings shirt is actually kind of neat.
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considering the thread subject, this seems apropriate: http://i.imgur.com/IYVfbgz.png
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ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔbaere
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>>12829702
>implying i'm not 216
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>>12829702
I like anal-play too much
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>>12829722
Have you ever tried?
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>>12829720
Yes. Why he incorporated that in his disguise baffles me.
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>>12829606
That is one buff a lo.
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>>12829772
To be fair, after I noticed that I didn't bother looking at anything else
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>>12829771
Yes
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>>12829665
Whenever I see that comic I can't help comparing to to /fit/ and /out/ or /asp/

/fit/ continuously overdosing on protein shakes and energy bars and showing off to everyone[/spoiler]

Whilst /out/ and /asp/ just go outside and gets to a reasonable level of fitness.
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>>12829770
anal...play?
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>>12829410
NPA seems to be a far worse culprit.
all he posts is reblogged doge and furry shit, but i like him and he might actually draw again one day
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Did someone say big ponies?
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Rightio, here we go:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktW2NuJnvo&feature=youtu.be

Let's see if that works for anyone. Please to enjoy.
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>>12829791
How did they cookie go from horse to buffalo?
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>>12829809
>anon comfirned for never baking
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Pegasus are the sexiest ponies, this is fact
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>>12829802
9/10 it's shit
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>>12829827
People in pic confirmed for never baking
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>>12829802
That's quite well done, video is actually synced to the audio
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>>12829791
What's up?
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>>12829802
eh, it's okay
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>>12829710

>Because in his own words, he won the contest via shady means (He has a website where he told people who don't care about MLP to vote for him, in order to hijack the contest) He then proceeded to make fun of bronies, and he sent harassing messages to his competition (Atryl, for example).

>Of course since then, he has pretended like he never did any of that and claims what he did do was lighthearted fun and all in the spirit of the "villains" theme of the contest, but that's bullshit if you had read his posts on his website before he edited them. Of course if you had gone to his website before the contest was over, you would have seen that he was being a complete asshole to any brony who commented on the post where he was talking all his shit.

>Welovefine was aware of this too, but unfortunately Jim Miller, one of the judges, ended up voting for him. He probably just looked at the top four designs and picked one randomly.
-----------------
>Now I'm sure as usual, he and his lapdag will come here and make up some bullshit again. It's funny how he changed his tone from when he first posted his design. Once he realized he actually had a shot at winning he decided he was suddenly going to be super-nice to everyone and delete all the negative crap he wrote in the comments over on his site.

Is this true?

I didn't know that guy was such an asshole
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let us talk of pony and pony's cuteness
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>>12829845
Thinkin' about draw.
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>>12829832
I can't argue with that
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>>12829789
you wash out your rectum with an enema
then you lube it up
and insert something into it!
dildos fingers whatever
wiggle it around and slide it in/out!
the goal is to see how much pleasure you can get out of your butt without cumming
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>>12829869
Update your blogs
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>>12829802
Oh, and it's probly best to play in HD, I think it auto defaults to shit80p or somesuch. Ifunno.
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>>12829855
Pretty Much
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>>12829856
fuck
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>>12829875
thanks Pinkie Pie
now I know!
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>>12829879
The default depends on user settings and sometimes network speed
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FYI, horses have belly buttons, but they're more like a slight rough patch on the stomach, and they -LOVE- being scratched there
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>>12829842

First time actually producing something with Elements (or at all) , so I tried to match it as well as I could. There's probably some much easier method than the extended slowframes I was using.
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>>12829901
Better?
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>>12829901
>>12829901
I like drawing pones with belly buttons
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>>12829911
You could use AE to alter their mouths but that's a lot of work. Also you can do something like that in Premiere, but in Premiere everything simple takes a lot longer to do than in any other alternative, especially if you haven't used it before.
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>>12829901
I WANT TO BELLY RUB THIS ONE!
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Heyyy, Aaaanoooon~?
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>>12829901
LK pls
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>>12829963
Can I rub your belly?
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>>12829963
What?
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>>12829963
yes pinkie pie what is it
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>>12829901
Just how much do they -LOVE- it?
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You guys know that most of MLP's voice actors are middle aged women?
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>>12829963
Is this some sort of prank, pinkie?
You know I don't like pranks or jokes, pinkies.
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>>12829855

Wait, didn't he send a message to Atryl telling him that it was wrong he was abusing his popularity for the contest or some shit like that?

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>12829977
>>12829978
>>12829979
Surprise!
Here's a hug for you!
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>>12829986
not michelle creber
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>>12829996
y-you too
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>>12829996
*Runs away*
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>>12829877
But I didn't meet my goal.

I'll do it anyway when I've got time.
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>>12829996
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! Getting hug by a cute pony makes me sooooo happy!
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>>12830015
I'll bully you to make sure you make your goal next time.
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>>12829986
Is that a bad thing?
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>>12829996
*grabs by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
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>>12830034
A bitch and a fuck.
What's good about that?
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>>12830034
who's the left one?
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>>12829790
>furry shit
Maybe, but it's great art nonetheless.
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>>12829996
Thanks Pinks, I now have the diabetus
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>>12830009
>>12830014
>>12830018
>>12830042
You can be so silly sometimes, Anon
I love you
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>>12829983
Well with mine she starts chomping at the air to the point where she drools. I once scratched her for 10 minutes and she did that the whole time. When I stopped she looked at me as if to say "Wh..why'd you stop?"
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which VA

how hard
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>>12829790
>>12830052
at least it isn't Dovne's drunk ramblings
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>>12830065
I love you too, Pinkie
...you wanna kiss a little?
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Uk pony con just a week and a bit away!
#woo
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>>12830067
that's...actually pretty cute
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>>12830047
Nicole Oliver voice of Celestia
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>>12830065
I love you too Pinkie, but not in the romantic way
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>>12830034
only if you masturbate to the characters they voice.
it's almost like thinking about your own mother when physically pleasuring yourself!
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>>12829790
NPA will probably never draw pone again.

Also he's a jealous faggot.
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>>12829963
I don't know why, but that's one of my favorite pone faces.

>Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.
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>>12830065
I love you too.

I just wish there is a way to show that to you.
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>>12829745
I did up a 4chan-sized cap for you.
Though I would suggest nabbing this script an Anon made if you're going to be capping things.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
It makes it so much easier to cap things by removing the irrelevant posts in the web browser so you can cap the whole thing at once, rather than leaving you having to cap each individual post and piece them together like that.
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>>12830109
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>>12830100
I don't really care about ponies. I'm just gonna stay subscribed in case he posts something. Heck, some artists don't exclusively post pone anyways.
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>>12830119
what the fuck is cockvore?
is that like deepthroating?
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>>12830133
It's like vore
with your cock
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>>12830119
>FleetMac cockvore

couldn't they just like, fuck
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>>12830147
too vanilla
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>>12830153
>not liking vanilla
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>>12830109
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>>12830136
i dun gettit
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>>12830147
And they'd have adorable pony babies.
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>>12830093
Yeah....
That would be really dumb if you did that.
I-I mean, who would do such a thing?
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>>12830119
thanks
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>>12830133
Remember Cell absorbing 17 and 18?
Think of that
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>>12828322
I think it's more the fact that he's big and muscular.
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>>12830176
But that's no-
>Remembers scene
Oh fuck me...
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>>12830153
then throw in winking or something
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>>12830136
I wanna lick the spot in between her toes where all the sweat collects
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>>12830136
S-Stop...
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>>12830183
Which is a bit ironic, since women this day an age want cut men, but aren't attracted to large, rather muscular men. They find them too imposing. That or you just tell them you like country, and most girls swoon over you.
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>>12830113
Don't worry, Anon.
I know it.
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>>12830176
oh god
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>>12830109
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>>12828541
Why do people abuse small cute ponies?
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>>12830184
You're slow, anon
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>>12830223
Fuck you I was pretty content not having that image in my head
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>>12830192
look, I realise your trying your best but your still thinking too vanilla

honestly, your lucky - it could have probably ended with something like big mac constantly depositing various ponies into zecora untill she became this big, bloated brood-ponybearer with half the town inside her or something
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>>12830147
that's borring
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>>12830234
I just want a sensible boner...
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>>12829239
It's Milky Way all over again... OC never could arouse me... Not even in fiction. Except that one fic I read.
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>>12830034
>oliver will never brush her cheek against yours
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>>12830147
>vanilla
get a load of this normalfag cam
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>>12830031
I've started on things for next year.

I've got an idea for a novelty item that people should like.
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>>12830109
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>>12830176
Man, I haven't even thought about that show in years and years
I used to have a pretty big fetish for tail vore, but I don't think it really came from that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYafdlj2P0Y
Ugh
This is one of those shows that you will always remember as way better than it is
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>>12830119
>fleetmac
That's pretty close to Fleetwood Mac, which I believe is the name of a band.
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>>12830256
what is it?
or at least give clues!
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>>12830271
>Fleetfoot Mac
yeah, i've been saying that all the time
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>>12830270

I thought tail vore was something people made up to laugh at vorefags

how do you even
what
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>>12830270
welp i know where my day is going now.
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>>12830273
I don't want to say what it is because it's something I didn't see anyone else selling and I think I might have an advantage.

But in general novelty items sold way better than prints.

Actually my boothmates were complaining that one of the best-selling items were these wooden buster swords that just had pony vectors printed on them (and the vectors in question were almost certainly not used with permission from the people who made them).
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*tail raises straight up and moves side to side in rhythm*
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>>12830234
I love that I can laugh at something and still want to fap to it

I bet this is what Pinkie feels like all the time
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>>12830306
>those swords
That whole booth in the corner was pretty much made to sell to impulse buyers. 95% of the stuff they had there didn't even have anything to do with ponies, and they were the ones selling the Guy Fawkes masks.
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>>12830308
I'd fuck an older applebloom so hard
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>>12830298
there are 7 billion people on this planet and many of them have internet access.
do the math. even if someone made an ironic fetish, someone jacked to it in earnest.
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>>12830308
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>CMC sexual torture
>EqG Fluttershy stench fetish
>Diamond Tiara Domination
>Cock Vore
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>>12830256
Good.
But prints are always nice.
Will you be doing any projects before the next cone, like image folios or commissions?
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>>12830306
wasn't at a con, but i heard that trinkets and pandering to popular shit sells best
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>>12830335
Why wait that long?
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>having strange fetishes
>talking about your strange fetishes
Its not even noon, come on guys.
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>>12830356
>>>/mlp/
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>>12830361
My fetish is a relationship based on mutual love and respect.
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>>12830332
>Guy Fawkes masks
>at a pony convention
wherefore
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>>12830298
At a certain point it basically just stops being "X vore" and is just vore that happens to have X
I'd be really surprised if anyone that liked the more esoteric kinds of vore didn't also like "standard" vore, at least at some point.

There's everything from absorption through the skin to nipple vore.
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>>12830316
>someone wants to fap to what I wrote
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>>12830308
I still like the headcanon that Spike has a two-pronged penis for things like this.
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>>12830349
I'm going to try to finish up my queue before the heat death of the universe.
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>>12830372
me too.
i want one with pantyanon
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>>12830376
le epin 0xFF0000 dot maymay
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>>12830308
> Spike
> Not Featherweight banging that bitch
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>>12830386
Good luck
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>>12830372
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>>12830361
I want to be in the CMC's sex dungeon where they try to break me into their human pet.
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>>12830381
>tfw people jerk it to a picture you never meant to be attractive at all
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Where can I read the ponecomics, MLPG?
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>>12830399
His legs are thinner than his teeth
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>>12828400
One thing I didnt like about her fantasy is when she gets rid of stuff she presumes Big Mac owns like comics because she's molding him into husband material.

Seems like a bitchy thing to want to do.
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>>12830361
My fetish is to have consensual loving sex with Fluttershy when she's in heat.
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>>12830356
because the idea of helping a teenage mare experiment with her budding sexuality is turbo-unf
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>>12830119
thanks a bundle
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>>12830411
buy them your pirate whore
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>>12830386
>heat death of the universe
Why do you use a /kspg/ maymay? Is Kraut trying to lure you away from us?
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>>12830411
yayponies
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>>12830415
It seems really out of place. I think it's just Price projecting his life into the comic.
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>>12830411
http://yayponies.eu
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>>12830411
Go out into the piss and ask someone to dump it.
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>>12828183
>guy is nice to you once
>imagine spending the rest of your lives together
there was an old /a/ joke that went something like that.
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>>12830424
Think about what you just posted.
If I had money, would I browse 4channels?
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>>12830431
that's a scientific term you numbskull
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>>12830431
Are you just acting retarded?
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>>12830406
we all do

>>12830399
>implying featherweight wouldn't end up being raped in any scenario
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>>12830376
As much as you hate it, it was pretty genius. The guys at that booth made bank.
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>>12830415
that's andy price projecting.
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>>12830410
Haha. Would you be willing to post it? I'm curious now.
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>>12830416
why limit yourself to just Fluttershy?
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>>12830431
>/kspg/ maymay
W-Are you crazy?
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>>12830445
That sounds like MLPG and its female contributors.
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>>12830441
/piss/?
What are you from, fucking soc?
>>12830446
Yes.
One does not affect the other
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>>12830416
ponies in heat getting fucked by their male friends for stress relief is perfectly normal in equestria. it's just a little favor like moving a table or taking out the trash.
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>>12830435
>>12830439
Thanks.
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>>12830431
>it's time to stop posting.png
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>>12830415
It's just a cliche scenario presented for maximum appeal.
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>>12830446
You'd be amazed how many engineers browse this place. Autism and ponies and engineering go hand in hand.
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>>12830472
Shitposting on another level I see.
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>>12830361
I'm sorry about mentioning that scene in DBZ. I should have known it would lead to this.
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>>12830475
which mare would be the most fun to help relieve her heat?
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>>12830470
They don't lust after us. Isn't it always the other way round?
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>>12830464
It doesn't have to be Fluttershy. It could be the pony you love.
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>>12830361
Where do you think you are?
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Can a brony artist do this? No? Get fucked.
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>>12830488
wish I had studied to be an engineer...
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>>12830509
Yes that's what I meant. Should have specified or said just contributors in general.
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>>12830519
>photorealism
Nice skills.

BOOOO-RING
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>>12830519
Realism is boring
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>>12830519
What? Trace a photo?
You aren't one of those degenerates who actually believes that photorealism is meritable besides as an exercise, are you?
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>>12830505
rarity. because she is very busy and usually waits for it until it's unbearable and she's horny enough for you to just stand there and wait for her to wink around you shaft and milk you dry
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>>12830520

No you don't

talk about a field more clogged than business
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>>12830519
At least pony shit is not a dead industry that only really survives on movies.
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>>12830489
?
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>>12830556
All the old farts are retiring all at once.
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>>12830557
Bretty gud
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>>12830488
>all the brony engineers at your school
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>>12830519
that picture looks like it's been made by a craftsman, not an artist, but i don'T know of any of his other works.
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>>12830519

I wish that artist could draw me some real Oreos

top-tier cookie right there
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>>12830519
What I'm wondering is, if you can draw stuff that realistic, why just draw real things? why not draw monsters and freak people out?
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>>12830566

Which means tons and tons of competition
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>>12830488
>engineers
>money
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>>12830557
I wish I had a family as nice as the Apples.
Mine is like a sitcom family, but incredibly boring.
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>>12830557
top cute

needs more granny smith
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>>12830585
Yeah. Engineering is a damn well paid job.
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>>12830594
You should hang around your house with a little tape recorder and play canned laughter every now and then.
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>>12830543
>>12830539
mu niggas
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>>12830582
Because if they draw still life, they can just copy straight from a photograph.
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>>12830556
I don't know where you live, but over here there's a serious shortage of engineers and you're pretty much guaranteed a job straight out of school
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>>12830554
while that does sound hot, the idea of her being only moderately horny so she has the mental faculties to seduce you and fuck you sensually rather than roughly is way hotter
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>>12830614
this
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>>12830633

If you can get a job
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>>12830582
Probably because it's not the same thing at all: you can be very good at copying reality but an ass at inventing realistic things. There's a great book, by James Gurney, which explain it.
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>>12830557
>Big Mac on top of AJ
unf
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>>12830644
blame the economy, not the job
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>>12830556
I totally do
I wasted all my college time on pointless classes and now I'm most likely going to be stuck with a shitty major that I don't really feel for
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>>12828397
I used to play like that with my little brother
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>>12830652
It's not sexual at all.
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>>12830615
My sister had a professor at college who always made groanworthy and unfunny jokes and one day she and some of her friends patched a laptop into the PA and played subtle, but audible canned laughter from time to time.
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>>12830655

>blame the economy, not the job

that doesn't help you get a job
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>>12830669
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
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>>12830472
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>>12830673
Dude, you could say 'if you can get a job'
to 'go work at mc donalds'
The fact its hard to get a job, isnt something you can use as an arguement against engineering
>>12830695
I like, thanks.
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>>12830628
>Rarity flicking her tail under her chin and swaying her hips as she walks into the bedroom
>laying back against the pillows and spreading her legs wide, fluttering her eyelashes at you
>biting her lower lip as she winks, both with her vulva and her eyes
yeah...
being seduced by Rarity would be the unfest of unfs
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>>12830709

It is harder to get an engineering job than other jobs with the same pay

stop attacking points I didn't make
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>>12830723
It really isn't.
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I just want a job that pays well and makes me feel intelligent
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>>12830723
And how the hell am i supposed to know the difference between you and evry other anon in here?

Wheres your stats on the difficulty of acquiring an engineering job?
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>>12830672
We used to write the terrible jokes (our math professor did) on the blackboard, after classes. The following day, he had to face them and erase them. That was pretty cruel, now that I think about it.
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>>12830732
>>12830738

Specify what kind of engineer you're talking about and I'll pull up the stats for you
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>>12830723
Not all
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Or you could make a couple thousand dollars a week from drawing pony porn.
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>>12830747
mechanical.
Lets make it personal.
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>>12830757
but that's not sustainable
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>>12830757
There's no one who earns thousands a week from this fandom, not even Sethisto or Tiarawhy. Thousand a week, maybe, but not thousands.
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>>12830737
You can become an undertaker
You'll face death everyday, you're bound to feel intelligent. Plus you'll always have clients.
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>>12830757
That's about as likely as winning the lottery.
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>>12830757
>a couple thousand dollars a week from drawing pony porn
I don't think anyone makes that money from pony porn. Maybe furry porn...
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>>12830737
Engineering man.
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>>12830769

Once pony porn dies out, just draw the next new thing people will pay you thousands of dollars to draw porn of.
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>>12830760
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>>12830519
>Gridded photo drawn
Yeah it's true what someone above said. Those are craftsmen, not artists. That's some Bauhaus shit.
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>>12830791
Country?
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>>12830737
I want free money delivered to my bank account with no need for human contact
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>>12830800

US
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>>12830791
Source?
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>>12830796
Yeah well Lisa couldn't have a pony.
BUT YOU CAN!
HERE IT IS!
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>>12830757
I'd rather be an integral and productive member of society instead of being a whore to the masses and a slave to a fad, even if it means making less.
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>>12830801
Become crazy and claim disability from the government.
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>>12830807

http://www.bls.gov/ooh/architecture-and-engineering/mechanical-engineers.htm
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>>12830789
Still you need to get a big name and quickly in every big trend to rely on that for income
>>
My Little Engineering General
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>>12830803
>Living in the US
Good luck, fellow engineers.
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>>12830817
It's a bit shit to be crazy. Can't I just stay healthy?
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>>12830822
Calculus is magic
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>>12830821
If you can draw fairly alright porn, that's a LOT easier than you think if you know what to draw.
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>>12830817
>In mlpg
>"Claiming" crazy
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>>12830822

Math is Autistic
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>>12830833
then become a self starter that sells buisness to buisness
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>>12830803
Well im british, but i guess your point is made.
There are jobs with higher turnover, but that doesnt prove they all pay as well.
>>12830835
it fucking feels like it. Cus it aint natural
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>>12830833
Well if you're healthy then they will expect you to work to gain income. Which would require human contact.
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>>12830847
>calculus
>hard

Only when you have to deal with differential equations does calculus get annoying.
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>>12830847
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A big difficulty with being an engineer is that your employers will move you all over the country to where you are needed.
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I liked it better when we were discussing ponies in heat
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>>12830860
>>calculus
>>hard
he didn't say that
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>>12830369
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>all these smart people
Please stop
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>>12830862
yeah but that takes significantly more education to get into
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>>12830878
you're smart Pinkie
just not book smart
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>>12830866

Me too.
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http://greensecretadmirer.deviantart.com/gallery/

yo help me out, is this like BCS's side account, or an art thief or what
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>>12830866
I liked it better when we were discussing >>12830119
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>>12830860
>>12830873
Thankyou guy number 2
>>12830862
Thats one job. And high turnover, can be caused by low job satisfaction, stress, firings, low job security.
>>12830890
Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strong
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>>12830900
dont care lol
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>>12830878
There's smart and smart. You can be smart with numbers, smart visually, smart with colors-- or even with parties.
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>>12830900
its BCS
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>>12830905

WOW YOU DID A LOT TO FIX IT
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>>12830862
http://www.bls.gov/ooh/occupation-finder.htm?pay=%2475%2C000+or+more&education=Bachelor%E2%80%99s+degree&training=&newjobs=&growth=&submit=GO

2/4, arguably 3/4 of the fastest growing jobs requiring a bachelor's are in engineering
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>>12830878
>implying pinkie did not study for years to become a licensed pyrotechnitian
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>>12830904
>Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strong
scratch that, you're not smart.
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>>12830878
being just smart enough to realize that you're actually a stup
is fucknig moron is suffering
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>>12830904
>Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strong
Exactly. "strong" doesn't carry enough meaning. You can say a fighter is "strong" because he wins tons of fights, but maybe he's not that muscular: just very fast.
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>>12830905
I keep my ponies to myself. YOU cannot have them.
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>>12830924
I KNOW RIGHT
GOD I LOVE PONY
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>>12830892
Its mid-day, mid-hiatus, MLPG. There isn't a single hope that we'll discuss ponies.
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>>12830519
>that's a penis.gif
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>>12830941
didn't your mom teach you to share?
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>>12830904
>Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strong
Yeah, no.
You can learn all the theory you want, until you get practice, you mean shit.
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>>12830904
>Thats like saying im strong, just not muscle strong
You're a fucking retard
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>>12830905
What kind of filename is that?
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>>12830959
tell goat that I have personhorse
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I want the smart people to go away
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>>12830931

I'll give that to you, but I doubt any of the engineers in here are going into environmental or biomedical engineering
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>>12830905
its an acronym
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>>12830970
imgur one, I think
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>>12830977
Well, I am.
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>>12830933
Pinkie pyro!
>>12830935
Did someone call me smart? I must have missed that
>>12830940
a. Physically powerful; capable of exerting great physical force. b. Marked by great physical power: a strong blow to the head.

Come again?
>>12830958
Huh?
>>12830967
And that, isnt even an effort to argue.
Its just vitriol.
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Hello MLPG, I only came back to tell you that you suck.

kthxbai
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>>12830975
Just go to tumblr or Reddit. No smart people there.
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>>12830905
>
>>12830970
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>>12830989

Good on you. Biomedical?
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>>12831005
Yeah.
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Hello MLPG, I only came back to shitpost.

ur waifu is a slut
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doodle
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>>12830991
wait a minute
this posting style seems familiar
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>>12830957
There is plenty of ponies to go around. Get you own. That is, unless my ponies want to play with your ponies, then I would let her go, but I will be watching.
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>>12831019
me too!
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>>12831021
Why is his horn blushing?
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>>12831008

I want to be able to have a robot arm in the future, anon.

Don't let me down.
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>>12831021
His mutton chops are silly
It looks like he's going to be choking and spitting in a second
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>>12831022
No it doesnt
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>>12831021

where's the cock SB

where is it
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>>12830991
>a. Physically powerful; capable of exerting great physical force. b. Marked by great physical power: a strong blow to the head.
Yeah, during a fight, you can achieve a powerful force not by having lots of muscle, but by being fast.

>>12831022
I can't quite put a name on it...
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FUCK
I'M OUTTA HERE
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>>12831025
Oh man. I missed you. We had some crazy shitposters in here that weren't even half as entertaining as you.
>>
giving away free gaems from humble bundle in stam chat. horse related questions to win.
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>>12831029
>implying I shouldn't prioritize making horsecocks
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>>12831008
Hello biomed bro.
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>>12831045
>civil discussion
>only not about ponies
We cursed
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>>12831041
True...
>>12831052
Really?
Stop, youre making me blush...
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>>12831057

Shit, you're right.
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i should really stop fapping.
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>>12831040
I'll draw a wiener later when I'm alone.
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>>12831041
No you can't. That fast bullshit is for karate movies, fast doesn't mean shit if you don't have a knife/something to lower the kinetic force needed to pierce skin/organs. There's a reason that fighters have weight classes and they don't often go up in that class unless they have to, because guys aren't going to say "well he's fast so he has an advantage."
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>>12831057
So faggot, when can I take a pill for overnight horsecock?
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If I post more ponies will I become smarter?
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>>12831024
I have these two to play with, they need some fresh air anyways.
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>>12831028
I want to stick her with my prick.
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>>12831081
You don't watch much fighting, do you?
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>>12831086
No. But sucking cock will
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>>12831081

>fast doesn't mean shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ybH83HcEec
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>>12831080
>later when I'm alone.
you pony in the presence of another party?
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>>12831081
Are you fucking kidding me?
Speed X mass = force
And i was arguing against that guy.
MASS EFFECT FUCKER
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>>12831099
>Krav maga lesson
>Controlled environment
>Not an actual fight
So what's your point? Choreography looks neat? I agree.
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>>12831093
Sure, I do not mind letting my pony play with them.
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>>12831021
I've seen this exact same pose from a different artist.
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>>12831081
Nobody mentioned knifes.
What about boxing?
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>>12831037
I wish I was in R63 Equestria
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>>12831086
Post smart horses.
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>>12831086
spend some of the time that you would posting ponies reading and studying.

even if you don't really grow, you might find it to be a very satisfying experience.
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>>12831110

>lrav maga master training police officers on how to stop criminals trying to kill them
>choreographed
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I love you Derpy
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>>12831113
There are only so many poses you can put your horse in, Anon.
ORIGINAL POSE DO NOT STEAL
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>>12831112
Oh no!
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>>12831123
she's a very smart horse
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>>12831056
giving away Mirror's Edge on Steam next.
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>>12831094
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>>12831056
I thought the steam keys were linked to each bundle, so if you activate one key on an account the others in that bundle will only work for that account too, or something?
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>>12831138
You like her, don't you Endii?
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>>12831105
Speed x mass only counts for the flash, for everyone else it doesn't really come into account.
>>12831117
Boxing especially, boxing has so many rules against blows that small guys could use to their advantage it would be impossible for a lighter weight to hold up against bigger guys.
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>>12831128
she loves you too
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>>12831133
If you have a limited imagination yeah.
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>>12831126
>implying the bolis ever need krav maga

They just shoot people nowadays.
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>>12831156
How about just avoiding blows?
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>>12831170
aren't most cops terrible shots?
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>>12831138
Endii please. Futa when?
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>>12831156
You are shitting kidding me, you dont think a car hitting you at 50mph will do more damage than one moving at say, 10mph?
I thought i was meant to be the troll here.
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>>12831126
Did you see the other guy trying to push through the blows? Would you assume he would do so when the instructor is trying to show his defense? No? Then it's fucking choreographed. It's a class to show that there are ways to work a situation to your advantage, there's no one "dance" you can do to kick somneones ass, and they sure as hell wouldn't suggest as much in krav maga.
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>krav maga
>strength vs speed
>engineering
>job arguments

am I in /fit/
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>>12831170

well, taze and spray people

shooting is for black people
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Does Applejack ever cry at night when she is thinking of her parents?
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>>12831138
that horse is smart enough for science
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>>12831143
Aren't those all limited to Origin though?
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>>12831155
Doesn't everyone like her? I like all the ponies.
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>>12831199
No, she masturbates.
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>>12831193
No /fit/ is for the genetically gifted
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>>12831179
That's more survival than actually doing the guy damage.
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>>12831201
steam or origin. some are origin only.
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>>12831188

>did you see the other guy trying to push through the blows

Yes
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>>12831183
Yeah. The only have to shoot 1000 rounds on average per year. Your average hobby shooter can go through 1000 rounds in an afternoon.
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>>12831200
Magic isn't science.
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>>12831134
that kinda looks like braeburned
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>>12831186
Not him, but he's right. I've done martial arts for quite a while, unless he hits you directly on the chin or another weak point punches from a hungry skeleton don't mean shit, no matter how fast he is.
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>>12831193

/fit/ is for fat people stories and >tfw no gf threads

this is /k/ talk
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>>12831202
No not really. Tons of people hate Twily. Even more after she got her wings.
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>>12831156
You should really stop arguing about things you don't know anything about

Every high level professional fighter is fast and accurate first, powerful second. Fighters move up weight classes all the time, and its always the ones that dominate athletically at their "natural" weight class moving up to the more popular ones.
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>>12831218
But you can study magic with science
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>>12831220
... im gonna go eat then arue with you retards some more
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>>12831213
Look at it from the instructors point of view, if his buddy fucks up his lesson by not letting him win he'd probably be pissed. It's a lesson, it's controlled, it's not a fight. That is choreography.
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>>12831193
This is /asp/, not /fit/
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>>12831134
That is adorable of them! They are such cute playmates. Why isn't you book one joining in?
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>>12831021
So SB why do you want to molest your pet mewball?
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>>12831218
In equestria, I bet the two are closely linked. Or magic is studied through the scientific process.
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>>12831219
Because it is Braeburned you idiot.
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>>12831239
Have you actually done martial arts? Or is getting hit by cars your only experience?
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I hate myself and I don't want to make anything today.
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>speed vs. power

Here's Kimbo Slice trying his power-based streetfighting in MMA, where speed reigns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJudqgWC7zc
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>>12831155
maybe
>>12831184
wat
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You are all wrong this is /fag/
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>>12831242

It's not his buddy, it's a cop that wanted to try him

read the description, pal
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>>12831265
braeburned goes by littleivy45?
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>>12831267
Welcome to MLPG
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>>12831233
No every high level dancer is fast first, because landed blows cost points. Anyone that can fight just goes for the throat or joints, karate tournaments are not fighting. Stop assuming they are.
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>>12831270
MMA is as fake as WWE.
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>>12831248
She was busy stretching her wings and generally avoiding contact. She tends to be the less social one. But she's coming out now!
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>>12831283
Probably his previous pseudo.
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>>12831290
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>>12831275
Oh come on. You totally do.
Just say it.
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>>12831283
That's his DA name as far as I know
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>>12831275
You are my favorite artist Endii! Draw moar.
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>>12831249
Are you saying you don't?
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>>12831037
>Femsnails actually does have to stay after for tutoring for her bad grades
>But it's because she's an idiot, not because Cheerilee wants to fuck her
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>>12831299
I do hope she comes and play later. Let set up these playdate in the future!
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>>12831283
My god are you this dumb?
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>>12831270
He can't really kick or grapple, street brawls are mostly haymakers and then maybe stomping their head if they fall down
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>>12831314
No. But a couple threads ago you said you gave mewball a pitty fuck.
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>>12831270
>Where speed reigns
My (12 inch) cock, those guys juice more than any motherfucker. Maybe the guy benching 6 plates is slightly quicker than the other guy whos doing the same, but that is not speed vs power. Also Kimbo's shit.
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I think my pony is sick.
What should I do?
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>>12831328

>street brawls are mostly haymakers and them maybe stomping their head

not if a trained MMA fighter gets into one

with training, speed is far superior to being strong
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>>12831143
Giving away Medal of Honor next.
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>>12831314
I think you belong on Ponychan SB.
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>>12831349
It's Lupus.
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>>12831280
That's his buddy, the guy goes limp after 3 hits to the back of the head then gets up like he's fine. Believe what you want.
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>>12831361
It's never Lupus.
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>>12831356
Dash plz.
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>>12831349
take her to a nice upstate ranch where she has plenty of room to play with all her pony friends
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>>12831283

Littleivy25 is my DA name
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>>12831326
well excuse me for not following artists' alternate names
he's always been just "braeburned" to me
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>speed doesn't matter
Hey, let's take a look at the formula for kinetic energy to find out if you're retarded or not!
>E = 0.5 * m * v^2
As it turns you, you are retarded!
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>>12831366

>the guy goes limp after three hits to the back of the head

you mean he puts his arms over his head to protect himself?

like an actual cop?

Alright, believe what you want. I'll believe the guys in the video instead of a crazy anon.
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>>12831394
>not following popularfags

Are you this cool?
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>>12831398
Who are you quoting?
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>>12831410
The people who say that speed isn't important in a fight
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>>12831325
I'll see you around then
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I just want an erection
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How do you stop thinking about Rediv's butt?
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>>12831402
And I'll believe you'll one day get in an actual fight. And you'll be dancing around saying "I'm quicker" while someone belts you in the stomach and you stop being so quick.
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>>12831434
Remember that not only is she a lesbian, but she's also a chick on the internet. There is no way you'll ever have her now.
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>>12831434
You don't have a chance with rediv.
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>>12831437

The one day I get in an actual fight, I'm drawing my CCW and shooting my aggressor in the chest.

Keep talking tough though, maybe you do know more than a master of Krav Maga.
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Why is MLPG so horny?
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>>12831434
Eventually your survival instincts take over. But be careful, this probably means you a within a few hours of death.
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>>12831314
That show-proportioned but slightly more realistic eye is creeping me out.
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>>12831434
Think about better butts instead
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>>12831342
>Circlejerk

Indeed.
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give me a number between 1 and 224
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>>12831463
Because if we had any sex we would never be here.
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>>12831423
Likewise. My pony needs a friend that is a pony. She starting to get annoyed by the hugging I keep giving her.
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>>12831474
74
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>>12831463
Bunch of 20 something males, many with no GF. what do you expect?
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Any good PC games come out lately? Besides Payday I mean.
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>>12831474
85
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>>12831434
I don't think I've ever thought about rediv's butt before.
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>>12831474
76
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>>12831490

>payday
>good
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>>12831452
>>12831456
How doe that stop me from thinking about her booty?
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>>12831463
The people here, myself included, haven't gotten any in a long, long, time (never).

Combine that with spending a lot of time in a hyper sexual environment like this.
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>>12831463
Because we are all a bunch of kissless virgins who think about cute ponies all day.
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>>12831474
16
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>>12831434
how do you stop thinking about Red Ribbon's butt?
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>>12831402
Are you saying that that was a completely realistic fight?

The instructor knew the cop wasn't going to do anything more than maybe throw a punch or try a grapple or something. I'm not saying the guy isn't a terrifying master of a brutally effective skill, I don't know anything about him aside from 10 seconds of video, but that was nothing like reality.

They both knew neither of them was going to try to hurt the other. There isn't going to be any eye-gouging, or fishhooking or biting, and unless one of them feels like making a point no one is going to get kneed in the balls. It was nothing approaching a real fight.
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>>12831490
papers please
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>>12831427
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>>12831490
You have shit taste in videogames. You are beyond helping.
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>>12831266
the original arguement was is speed part of strength, you realise that?
I did do karate. for a couple years, got bored.
>>12831398
THANK YOU
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>>12831434
Like this.
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>>12831342
I've never met Mewball in person. You guys are too gullible.
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>>12831510

>they both knew they weren't going to get hurt

that's why the cop was wearing head padding, right?
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>>12831474
119
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>>12831509
It's just the standard issue pony butt.
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Is marker pony a pure maiden or a massive slut?
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>>12831500
I only meant "don't mention Payday".
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>>12831490
Skullgirls is pretty good if you want to get into fighting games
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>>12831503
Sadness turn into anger. Then to spite her you stop thinking about her butt.
How can you think about her butt if you haven't even seen her or her butt?
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>>12831523
...cute.
I like homely girls.
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>>12831503
Rediv was raped. Maybe you have a chance if you rape rediv.
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>>12831164
>wearing Care Package's uniform

Hmm. I wonder what happen there.
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>>12831523
Wow, she looks really blurry in that pic.
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>>12831532
What do you think?
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>>12831540
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
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>>12831549
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>>12831523
Sweet Jesus, MLPG you told me she was cute to fuck! SHE'S NOT!
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>>12831540
>spite her for not letting me sex her
That seems like a very neckbearded thing to do.
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>>12831532
She on vacation. Go ask Gloomy for that question herself.
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>>12831503
Find another booty to think about.
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>>12831562
We are already suffering here Anon. So that's perfectly fine.
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>>12831562
yoda plz
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>>12831460
>Talking tough in a pony board
>Lol ill just shoot him cause I'm a tough guy.
You're adorable. And the guy in that video runs a rinkidink school in LA, by that logic there's about 40 masters running dojos on any given los angeles street.
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>>12831524
Pedophile.
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>>12831562

>fear leads to courage

fixed
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>tfw no Celestia/Twilight cock transformation fapfics
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