Gummy is best everything edition!Old horse: >>12809553
>>12814405I'm not sure if this is the wonderbolts or a band
>>12814405I kind of want to read the Macintosh comic now.
Reptiles you say?
>>12814437Couldn't they be both? Wouldn't you go watch the Wonderbolts perform a set?
>>12814405Fuck the Wonderbolts, bunch of facist tryhards
>>12814490>tfw reu mega hats us
hail mootchan.4chanX a shit now.
>>12814474SHE'S GOT A GUN
>>12814459#9 or the preview of #10?You still have to wait a few weeks on the whole #10.>>12814490You didn't get your Academy acceptance letter, did you?
>>12814480I want to fuck Cloudchaser but not Flitter
>>12814490Don't be upset Cloudkicker. I still love you.
>>12814485I would have never posted that if I knew you guys were going to make fun of my fetish all the time.
>>12814474I want a qt pegasus.
>>12814491>>12814474Fail link, but whatev. Is this from the next issue's preview?
>>12814480What kind music do they play?
pinkie and gummy are the best ever
>>12814511#9 actuallyI know Lunas in it too.
>>12814511I WISH PART 2 WOULD COME FASTER
>>12814476That's apparently the artist's signature.
>>12814518Too bad. You're fetish is terrible and so are you. Get better fetishes, faggot.
>>12814480Stormwalker is a fucking cool name
>>12814541Gross. I not hate him and all his "art".
>>12814551It just makes me think of Jedi.
>>12814551How would a horse even know what walking is?
Now entering the PONE ZONE__________________________________________________________________________________
>>12814508>no nested replies in mootchan4chanX a shit until fixed
would you a giant pinkiplush
>>12814551I think that name would fit better if she were a large stallion pegasus
Error: Please turn off your Gamecube
>>12814596Yes, with a banana.
>>12814572>>12814579Starkiller sounds more Sith, actually. Stormwalker...yeah, after you mentioned it. But it's also pretty cool.
>>128145309.Have you not read it?
>>12814591I'd rather human.
>>12814583Anon. Do you even think about what you say?
>>12814573pinkie loves gummy
>>12814624holy fucking SPATS
>>12814624Why is that human's hands so big?
>>12814596Does Pinkie get any cut from the sale of these?
show me your warflut
>>12814643Because she's sanic
>>12814591Step it up pleb. I am the pone zone.
Papers, Please pony mod when?
>>12814637What are you doing with your life?http://www.mediafire.com/ComicBookButthurt#y8oos38x73h99
>>12814664Hopefully never. Not everything has to be ponified, you know.
>>12814554You're a dingus.
>>12814591Oh my god, those two ponies are ponying!
>>12814671When is next part.
>>12814682pony space program when
>>12814630what is that pointy little blue thing between Dash's butt and her tail
Queef inflationThat's my fetish
>>12814695This fandom has a really big problem with originality.
>>12814704Not for another few weeks.http://www.comiclist.com/index.php
>>12814740That's a pretty obscure fetish, Anon.
>>12814518It's so horrifying that the only option is to laugh at it"giggle at the ghosties" as it were
>>12814671First guy here, I thought it was from next issue, I didn't remember fleetfoot with the first pose, not the first one.
>>12814707That probably wouldn't even be that hardI've never played the game, but you'd basically just have to replace the dudeskerbals?, and maybe some logos and stuff.
________________________________________Now leaving the pony zone
>>12814785No more ponies then
>>12814761Out of all the weird fetishes here mine is that one that gets picked on?This shit ain't fair.
>>12814794No! Wait! We can do half ponies!
This shitty thing scored an 8.3 on IMDB
>>12814785Well that's fine then. We can just post horses.
>>12814539>>12814704The 28th, I believe. 21st is CMC micro.>>12814551It is. Not sure it fits her as well, though. Also, >Lightning Dust in Hurricane Fluttershy>>12814533Each Wonderbolt has their own specialty. There are a surprising number of Zydeco songs.
>>12814825what shitty thing
>>12814833>CMC microso hype
>>12814802Cheer up little one, the CMC micro is out on the 21st and it's being drawn by the ever talented Ben Bates.
>>12814812I shouldn't like pone satyr's as much as I do.
>>12814825You can pick any scene of the show with many background characters and most of them will be there multiple timesDon't be a fucking retard
>>12814808I can understand your fetish.But it's still funny.Is there an "emotion" fetish? Like you get a boner when you feel an emotion?
>>12814840they are the cutest
>>12814812>>12814847>>12814865Take that abomination shit somewhere else
>>12814865They really are quite adorable.
>>12814847I don't like them at all. They aren't pony enough.
>>12814847>>12814865Why are they so cute?
>>12814808Most fetishes get picked on a bitAlso, I don't get whats so horrifying about heart inflation. What's so different about it and other sorts of inflation?There's some actually unnerving fetishes out there, but that isn't really one of them.
>>12814911They're half pony. That's twice as much pony than MLPG usually ponies anyways.
>>12814925what the actual fuck
>>12814927Marker satyr when
Software Failure. Press mouse button to continue.Guru Meditation 0000000x506F6E79
>>12814925now I have a boner
>>12814951>>12814925I know right, makes me want to vomit
>>12814960As do I!
>>12814955We should request Markerita and Gloomy satyrs on Satyrday.
>>12814955she needs to be cuddling hope
>>12814925Man that guy always had a fucked up mind. I remember the statue story still.
>>12814951red have you ever drawn Ribbon as a centaur and/or satyr?
>>12814925u wot m8
>>12814951>a fetish that makes rediv squirmTHE END OF DAYS IS UPON US
>>12814846Man, I need cash to buy the trade for the crossover. And I'm hyped as fuck for Sonic 255. FUCKING NICOLLE AS AN ACTIVE FF MEMBER, SOME MINOTAUR MOTHERFUCKER, ROBO BUNNIE AND BADASS ANTOINEAlso, this thing from the Pinkie micro.
>>12814980I think you're going to have to post it.
>>12814812>Dadthis image is trying to pull on my very very small heart strings.
if you give a rediv a cookie
>>12814847jesus christ how horrifyingis nothing safe
>>12815023that was always the pointto appeal to our desires to be dads
>>12814999I'm really excited for Bunnie's new design. Sad about the lack of hat, but I think it still looks pretty great. Lord knows the FF needed some decent redesigns for the longest.
Son I'm going to buy you a pony for your birthday but you have to promise not to have sex with it where people can see you
>>12814614>>12814647Haven't laughed this hard in ages
>>12815029Oh she's a lesbian now, mewball. Unf is over.
>>12815036I just want to fuck satyrs
>>12815030No one can escape the dick.Not even the princesses.
>>12815051Is that Rick?
>>12815050well you're a bad person, satyurs are for tender love and care, not for fucking>>12815051
>>12815051that looks like Rick Grimes
>>12815038yeah, I like the newer, more old school looking robot parts for Bunnie, but I'll really miss Iron Walrus.
>>12815048Technically not because the other one is supposedly asexual
>>12815023>tfw you can't imagine anything worse than being a father
>>12815048no she's bi i thoughtpls no
>>12815064>well you're a bad person, satyurs are for tender love and care, not for fuckingThen why do they have the best parts of both mares and women?Check and m8, m8
>>12815048>rediv is lesbian nowATTENTION FOR THE ATTENTION-GOD
>>12815030It's the daughter you would have with Rose.
>>12815078I bet rediv is saying that so we wont ask for all the freaky bits and naughty details.
>>12815084Besides, I don't remember reading hyper-thumbs or manlets on her list of fetishes.
>>12815038>no hat for BunnieYOU FUCKING LYING.
>>12815090rediv i heard you have a lyra suitunf
>>12815110or maybe she has emotional problems and trust issues
>>12815090Oh wowThat's a really cute centaur
>>12815090>>12815121JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>12815064>not for fuckingYOU GOT THAT WRONG!http://derpibooru.org/366575?scope=scpe119b9aca0c183b71910987c07078877249c948c8
>wanting redivShe's damaged goods.Not BCS tier, but close.
>>12815051>>12815064>Tex x Applejack
>>12815118Have you not seen the covers for the upcoming issues yet?
>>12815090THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
>>12815145We're all damaged goods here, Anon.
>>12815164Uh, no actually. I've know about the redesigns, but I haven't seen the covers yet.
>>12815172I'm talking damaged as in "virgin who used a horsecock dildo" damaged.
>>12815165Dr. Applejack, I have a question about Apples.
>>12815172Not reallyI'm still a virgin.
>>12815090Why is she not fat?
>>12815198What about apples?
>>12815193>>12815193I've done shit way weirder than that, that's smalltime
>>12815172Yeah, nah.Speak for yourself.
>>12815193Well yes. All of us are virgins, and atleast half of us hilt large dragon dildos. Most of us are guys though.
>>12815186Spoilered for not pony
>>12814833D: Applebloom is the doctor
>no Rumble to molestHASBRO!
>>12815248Yeah, I thought that was pretty blatant.I would have rather seen her wearing the hat and Groucho glasses.
>>12815226rediv grew out of her fat phase
>>12815138>>12815166Am I missing something?
>>12815229How does the apple coefficient relate to the seasonal harvest index for a regulation sized apple tree?
>>12815285Aw, when is she going to grow into muscle
>tfw no RICO charges
>>12815285Love is over.
>have every single fetish that has came about this plane of existence>mfw watching people get grossed about extremely hot stuff
>>12815296Not soon enough
>>12815240Oh fuck me.I need to get on this shit again, looks damn great.
>>12815316Are you euphoric
>>12815285this is hell on earth
>>12815336You better fucking believe it.
>>12815316Do you have Piliophilia?
>>12815319but a satyr is part human part goat not part human part horse
>>12815339I thought Earth was already hell because ponies don't exist.
>>12815316>this is my fetish
>>12815329If you haven't read the crossover you need to get on that shit.
I think it's safe to assume that fluffydrones are responsible.
>>12815361Well, we don't have a name for top half human, bottom half pony. Centaur gives the wrong idea, since its not bipedal.
>>12815350shame that headgear will never be fashionable again
Anything fun going on?
>>12815398Can I suck your 5" sb?
>>12815336In this moment I am enlightened not by any phony cleric's blessing but by my own trickery.>>12815357Yes.
>>12815391It hasn't been fashionable since the 50s.
>>12815388>fluffy making a tumblr post whining about how nobody appreciates him and that everyone hates him, because he got less than 50% of the votes
>>12815391I was watching some show on forensics and the detective always wore fedoras, they do exist outside of neckbeard territory
>>12815388Honestly Fluffle deserves it. Button's Mom is only being upvoted for sex appeal and people making her a fetish oc.
>>12815412Learn to pinpoint the 8 on your numpad first.
>>12815398I'm saving a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to fuckoff
Pony found your fedora.
gIVE yOuR aunT PiNkiE PiE a KiSS
Pony is wearing your fedora.
>>12815428I knowstill a shame. I like hats
>>12815451No, he's 5".He uses his art to compensate.
>>12815460pony shouldn't go through my things because they might find something they never wanted to know existed
>>12815472Oh Ill give you more then a kiss.
>>12815472Pinkie you aren't even related to me. You aren't even a human.
>>12815472fuck off you alkie cunt
>>12815388Fluffy is simple and funny and very widespread. Button's mom is new stuff. Only certain crowds like fallout: equestria. Snowdrop was not as well recieved as you might think.
>>12815477>using pleb tier hatsIt's like you want to be a faggot
>>12815412>not pantyanon's cute little 5"
You guys better be careful. Ponies have cooties.
>>12815477I've never liked hats at all.
>>12815524That's an old mares' tale.
>>12815511>not using the napper's respite with the winter wonderlan for the cozziest pyroyou ain't got shit on my cozyness
>>12815518Pantyanon a shit
>>12815511>no Strange festivesget out of here poorfag
>>12815467Don't let them ruin your euphoria
>>12815518how is he even a thing
>>12815518>you will never have a good looking everything like pantyanon
Let me in, I'm your favorite pony
>>12815577We have very low standards here in MLPG
>>12815588that's a very watertight door
>>12815588Water isn't even a pony.
>>12815588You're not pony, you're just water. Go away water!
>>12815577Because we are all desperate virgins.
>>12815388I don't like any of those OC's.Probably Button's Mom, but not that much.
>>12815605He's got one of those rubber seals at the bottom right.
>>12815472that thing is enchanting
>>12815577We have lesser tripfags in the general that are a thing.
>>12815649That pony is still a solid structureAnd a pony
>>12815649Raindrops is not water she is a viking
>>12815577It's just one guy forcing his shit on everyone, he was here the last three days saying "tfw no pantyanon", "tfw pantyanon will never fuck u" non-stop
>>12815518>pantyanonIs this really the state of contemporary MLPG.
>>12815689I didn't know you could see IPsare you a janitor?
>>12815677A viking wouldn't be scared like that
>>12815649What a cute horse. I would let her inside.
>>12815680>lil miss jayI mean it's better than his other stuff but that's not saying much
>>12815689>It's just one guyI wish
>>12815689That's the story of the general, the artists post all their own art as reaction images, the writefags and questfags all hype up their own shit, and the cam whores try to pretend they're popular/good looking.
>>12815680Why is the semen glowing?
look at /a/'s front page
>>12815704as a long time MLPG veteran from 2010 all i can say about this is _____unf_____
>>12815677would you let her "sting" you with her bumblebutt
>>12815712Janitors can't see IP's either, also his posting style is really a giveaway
>>12815715She is not a very good viking
>>12815716 you want to cum inside raindrop?
>>12815715It's her first day, give her a break.
>>12815518he might be even shorter, but hell, i'd suck it.
>>12815720Do pony poles upset you?
>>12815749She's the cutest viking. Would you pillage with her?
>tfw no one would unf over bearanon
>>12815689in his thread there were at least 4-5 people, most of them lurkers though
>>12815733They should have done the japonies dub.You know they were tempted.You know you would have done it.
>>12815733Wow. seriously?I don't believe it!
>>12815744>>12815758How lewdThe bee was one of the cutest costumes though without a doubt>>12815769Why not she seems really good at destroying things
>>12815744Cloudkicker's costume makes me wonder, how did Equestria treat witches?
>>12815799They like wizards well enough, witches would be pretty okay, too, I guess.
>>12815799>how did Equestria treat witches?>In a land of unicorns that can do magic.>Starswirl was a fucking WIZARD....They burned them at the stake of course.
>>12815802No, no. You go pillage with her. Then you rape each other. Consensually.
SASUKE IS REALLY COOL
>>12815799probably screamed and ran around in panic
>>12815824SAKURA THE BEAUTIFUL
>>12815837I wouldn't blame them. Witches are pretty scary.
>>12815733What I find funnier than the front page is that all the Anons are Naruto character names now....What if we got Moot to make all Anons on /mlp/ post as random pony names?
>>12815750Only if she wanted me to.
>>12815868>Some unfortunate asshole gets Nyx'd
>>12815868>OP get's Rarity's name>entire MLPG thread devolves into calling the OP a slut
>>12815868That could be funLike those flags
>Ponies are still on youtube if you type in 'ponies'Okay we get it, it's funny, Youtube...You can stop now...
>this thread right now
>>12815902Isn't it part of their epin maymay week or something?
>>12815860>That awkward moment when a pony realizes she is in fact dressed as a witch, terrifying herself
>>12815916That was over a few days ago.
>>12815907She is a really cute pegasus though. I think I should draw her.
>>12815917CK ain't no wussy flower pony
>>12815917Ponies aren't very smart.
>>12815930You really should.
ALL YOU HAD TO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, RD
>>12815930draw her in the rain
>>12815969Or on a plane
>>12815958No lewdity, sorry.
>>12815948>tfw you look at your tablet.>Open up SAI.>Look at the blank canvas.>And panic.
>>12815930Draw her with Derpy for some S1 fanon goodness.
>>12815984are you insane?
>>12815982Sounds like a pain.
>>12815982Going down a drain? I think these requests are rather vain.
>>12816014these puns are a pain
Which my little pony mare has the prettiest hooves?
>>12815907at least we aren't discussing giant futa goopony cock vore
>>12815680At least it's best ship
>>12816027They aren't puns they're rhymes, use your brain.
>>12816032They don't even have hooves.
>>12815917scared pons are cute
>>12816032Rarity definitely, but I don't have in pictures of Rarity's shiny little hooves.
>>12816054Why is that pony wearing purple skis?
>Fluttershy has the lead in the pollBULLSHIT
>>12816064She's a rocking horse
>>12816064She's a ski bee.
Pinkie Pie has been taken into custody
>>12816096We still got 2 hostagesWait for the trade
>>12816054Without a doubt
>>12816096They finally found her filly rape dungeon?
>>12816096Good luck detaining her.
>>12816096DETAIN ALL PINK
>>12816096Its for her own good.She is a danger to herself and those around her.
>>12816112Can't sink the Pink.
>>12816096Jail the kebabJail the pink
How many Pinkie Pies have you detained today?
>>12816096i'll pay her bail by sucking off every police pony in teh station
>>12816144I-I sort of like Punky Pie.If only this was drawn better.
partystan is not a real country
pank pank din do nuffin
>Groggily and more then half asleep, Spike turned over in his little bed to find a more comfortable position>"Just five more minutes, Twilight. Please....">A sense of unease floods through Spike and he instantly wakes up. Twilight is normally gently prodding the little dragon out of bed so he doesnt sleep away the morning by now.>He looks around the tree library. He can tell its dark, but he can see reasonably well. For some reason all the windows are closed and only a tiny amount of daylight seeps in between the cracks>"Twilight?" Spike's voice feels heavy and scratchy, but has no time to reflect on this when his foot crunches on something. >All around his little bed is modest piles and heaps of gems and jewels of every possible color and cut. Spike realizes he is impossibly hungry and greedily gorges himself on a small nation's economy's worth of precious stones. >Once sated, he makes his way down the stairs, his claws making the old wood creek. Something about the library feels odd, but he can't explain why. Arriving at the door, he discovers the reason
>>12816170of course not.Party Stan is a cool dude but not a country you silly nilly filly
>>12816190OH NO TWILIGHT IS DEAD
is goth pank for sale yet
>>12816190>He's taller. Much, much taller. So much though he has to duck down and wedge sideways through the door just to get outside>It's late afternoon and the air is cool. Feelingly increasingly worried and lonely, he flags down the first pony he finds for help, a cute young mare with an hammer and apple for her cutie mark.>"Uhh, hi." He says, his voice sounding odd and different to himself. The smaller pony gapes up at him wide eyes. "Do you know whe-">"Spike?!">"Y-yeah. Did I do something wrong?">"You're awake!" The pony flings herself into the dragon and hug him tightly. "You're finally awake!">"Uhh....have we met?">"Heh, you don't recognize me, huh?" The pony does up her hair with her hoof. "I used to wear a bow. Remember?">It takes him a moment. "....A-Applebloom?">"Yup!">"Wha....what's going on? Why are you different? Heck, why am I different? Where's Twilight?">Applebloom looks at him a little sadly.>"Twilight tried to explain it, but no one really knows all that much about dragons. She reckons it's part of how y'all grow up. Sorta like how bears hibernate or somethin.">"What happened?">"You've been asleep for ten years, Spike."
>>12816212Is her snout longer than on the other toys?
>>12816169>>12816212I actually prefer Gothpankif only a certain acronym namefag would update a certain acronym tumblr
>>12816229SO TWI IS DEAD!
>>12816229>So what I'm trying to say is that I'm old enough now
>>12816229>>"You've been asleep for ten years, Spike."
Just a reminder that BraeburnQuest has been postponed to Friday.
>>12816260I like both of them.I really just like the idea of Pinkie trying to blend in with various scenes and subcultures because she wants to make friends with everyone. It's cute as fuck.
>>12816260MSOBPDPBJDDo I get a prize?
>>12816295pretty sure no one cares.
>>12816284>not cleverly hiding her thigh cutie mark area with a tree branch or some other object
>>12816329Just put your moue cursor over it
>>12816275suicide is bad mkay
>>12816326How about a kiss?
>>12816329She just still doesn't have itPonies who don't get their cutie marks are doomed to a life of degenerate interspecies lusts
>>12816212i would a goth pank plushie
>BREAKING: Fluttershy's jumped to a big lead in the My Little Pony Fan Favorite Poll!
>>12816229Oh boy, I love Spike stories.
>>12816309DING DING DING>>12816326pls update pls
Does anyonewho owns the gamewant to play some Skullgirls lobbies
>>12816385your useless polls can't change reality, brony.Rarity will always be the best and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>12816385What are you doing Rarifriends?
>>12816365i would kiss blue pon
>>12816385that's goodthat pony is very nice and deserves to win at something for once in her life
>>12816403>being this much in denialTypical for a Rarityfag.
>>12816418I'm not Dooks either.I am not anyone of importance, anon, I just like fighting games.
>>12816385FUCK ITGIVE ME THAT LINK
>>12816385it'd be funny if she won just because it was completely unexpected, barring maybe Applejackshe's still worst pony, though
>>12816385FUCK YOU HUBI HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO VOTE FOR FOR RARITY FOR A WEEKSTOP RIGGING THINGS
>>12816420I'M WORKING ON ITFORGOT FOR A FEW DAYSI'M SORRY>>12816444http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/?adFree=true
pony just ate your waifuwhat do?
>>12816402Isn't it still in beta?
>>12816485How can Luna eat Luna?
>>12816420ponychan is votescumming
>>12816485I guess pony's my waifu now, you are what you eat
Reminder that Alicorn Pinkie and Fluttershy are straight upgrades for those pones
>>12816433flutterbutt would be very embarrassed
>>12816509Is that why you're such a piece of shit?
>>12816460Anon, stop guessing you probably don't know me.
>>12816512They're going to be interesting princesses.
This is my little pony
>>12815128>12815226I'm not sure how I feel about this
>>12816537You don't own my wife.
>>12816537HOW IS THAT EVEN A PONY ANY MORE? What with the wings, horn, purple, big eyes and all
>>12816493Yeah, I figured there were a few more people here with the beta or that there would be more people that preordered it to get the beta, but I guess I was wrong.Lobby system is pretty cool, but it's kind of broken right now and you can't spectate yet.
lyra is now a mane ponyhow do you feel about this
>>12816537That's a cute pony.This ones mine.
>>12816402where do you live anonI may be up for some lobbies
>>12816476THANKS FELLOW RARIFRIENDALREADY GAVE MY 10 VOTES
you see pony merch in publicwhat do
>>12816584who would she replace?
>>12816584I feel pretty regnbuespillet
>>12816595MY PLEASURE FELLOW RARIFRIENDSO DID I
>>12816584I am VERY okay with this.
>>12816616your favorite of the old mane six
>>12816628hay hayyou you get offa my cloud
>>12816512Best TierPinkie, FluttershyMeh TierRainbow DashLow Tier RarityDrama alert TierApplejackprove me wrong
>>12816485Find a new oneIt's not worth trying to take down royalty
>>12816589Midwest. I haven't really been getting a lot of lag in lobbies save for maybe one or two matches.
Can somebody please explain why the most vocal bronies are the ones who obsess over rape, incest and pedophilia?>b-but it's just drawings!
>>12816647Hm, yes.This song fits her perfectly.
>>12816653I don't even need too.If you are so delusional to think that is good I won't even bother with you.
>>12816658I'm in britbong so I'll leave it up to you whether you want to or not
>>12816667because they don't care what others think of them
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD FAPFICS FUCK
I just gave my waifu 110 votes.
>>12816667They have the most autism.
>>12816675Meghan already confirmed it, m8you can't stop the happening
>>12816698applejack would have the most feelsy transformation
>>12816685>fapficsnah man, nahnot cute enough 4 me
When Yellowquiet is announced as best pony mlpg will officially be hipster fagets
>>12816682My only question is if you main Valentine.If yes: No.
i wish to live in land of colorful pretty happy ponies
>>12816726I don't play valentine at all
>>12816722To be honest, as long as Twishit or Fluttercunt don't win, I'll be fine with anyone else.
>>12816740why would you want to waste your vote for a third party?
>>12816722She's such a qt.
>>12816588No I'm afraid Dash is my little ponyDidn't you read the title of the show?
>>12816737Alright you're cool in my book.Steam id?
>>12816769i want to see a dash plush tied up and put in a pot
Braces are cute
>you will never get dominated by a 50' tall Pinkamena
>>12816761Loiro is best background pony.
>The CMC were exploring together, trying to get their cutie marks in sperlunking or something, when they chanced upon an old house in the Everfree>Curious and hoping for cutie marks, they went inside. They founds mostly a messy old room that nature has begun to take back, with just a few moldy books and broken furniture>and something else>"Hey, what's this?">Sweetie Belle finds an old sealed jar. Inside is a small bit of what looks like purple jelly>"There's a label on the side here, but its all fadded." Applebloom notices >"S...M....something something.">"Hmmm....." She shakes the jar a bit and its slides around back and forth like mercury, but they're already growing board of it.>"Hey Sweetie Belle," Scootaloo says, grinning. "I bet you can't eat that thing.">"Eww! Why would I want to do that?!">"Cause I'll give your three bits if you can.">"Aww heck, I'd pay to see that." Applebloom says, fishing through her saddle bags. "I'll give you another two bits if you do!">Sweetie Belle really didn't want to, but five whole bits what nothing to sneeze at for a young filly and the other two were ganging up on her.>Reluctantly with a nervous hoof and a sour stomach, she magics off the jar lid with a hiss
>>12816797I call dibs on her wings. I want to prepare them like buffalo wings. I bet they are really good.
>>12816790>waifuing PingWhat are you, gay?
>>12816807Well, this isn't gonna end well
>>12816761Better than any pony waifu.
>>12816812they'd be stringy and tough from overuseyou want fluttershy's chubby tender wings
>>12816807What a whore
WERE ALL HOOVED
>“They’re taking too long,” Rainbow snapped back. “Don’t they know how much I’m sacrificing here? I could be practicing right now!”>“Well you’ll just have to wait another day to break your wing again,” Fluttershy muttered.
>>12816827Alright your off the hook, only because >>12816840 makes a good point
>>12816402>tfw practiced all day yesterday and today>still can't do basic combos and got perfected by Peacock without being able to move at all the instant I tried playing a real matchI'm not in the mood.
>>12816418Not me.Also fuck Marie, playing against her with Peacock is a fucking nightmare.
how each of the main cast reaches alicornhoodgo
>>12816840i actually like it chewier. i will take care of rainbow dash instead.
>>12816807>purple jelly>SM--Oh god
>>12816909I don't understand what's going on here
>>12816860I'd like Fluttershy more if she was like that all the time.
>>12816782where are you my love
>>12816923" In this scene, Rainbow is challenged by Twily to do the “Ladybugs Awake” dance in front of all of her friends. Of course, Dash immediately retorts that it’s a baby dance for babies, but reluctantly agrees to do it because there’s nothing worse than backing out on a dare. As she proceeds to ‘do a little shake’, her bouncy booty seems to unsnap the buttons keeping the rear flap of her PJ’s up, resulting in this pleasantly humorous scene"
>>12816922I don't get it
>>12816909Need context before permission to unf can be granted.
>>12816909Why would she be embarrassed?They don't normally wear clothes, and they often run face first into each other's asses.
>>12816937but ponies are typically naked
>>12816909well that's just silly
>>12816891Just use the hole idea to avoid all of her attacks and spam georges and eyes of argusIt's not hard.
>>12816955it's a gag, like fluttershy covering herself up with her bedsheets
>>12816964>use Eye of Argus>one of the floating skeletons hits me and cancels the special>she spams the charging skeleton>locked out
>>12816995good nachos to you too
>>12816995No thanks, I'm not hungry.
>>12816868The lobby is mainly going to be for practice and someone we're playing with uses Peacock a lot so it could be good practice if you want to join.He's bad, though.
>>12816995Draw Fluttershy teaching MT how to take care of a shark please.
So, now that there's officially interest in doing this againSubmit ideas to the tumblr if you want to see it happen, I guess?
>>12817005Spam the fuck out of lonesome Lenny, then.
>>12816909>pinkie in a onesieI CANT UNF HARD ENOUGH!
I need picturesPictures of futa ponies with cocks that are too big to become fully erect
is it normal for firefox to use 80% of available memory?
>>12817077No, I'm afraid it has rabies.
>>12817077Unless you have 512 Mb of ram no, not at all
>>12816909I like Twilight's fluffy ermine PJ's
>>12817086I prefer my ponies on 4 legsOr 5
>>12816062God dammit blue fast, let aloe just do her fucking job
>>12817089i have disabled itmootchan fucking sucks now that i think of it
>>12817136That pone a shit
>find this custom Sunset Shimmer on dA>Submitted: August 16, 2012>2012how the fuck
GLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>12817148promo pictures of her happened at a toy convention a long time agoremember the luchador mask?
>>12816385>best pony winning in a poll>MLPG mad Today is a good day.
>>12817157He's not here, may I take a message?
>>12817138Aww yisThank you!
>>12817166Tell him I want my waiful iron back.
>>12817163I'm sorry but I'm pretty fucking sure that we didn't see SS until this year.
Anon, can I cum now? Please?
>>12817163Yes, but those were from six months ago, not a year ago.
>>12817196Only down my throat.
>>12817196I don't know, can you?
>>12814856My fetish is arousal, happiness, and trust, does that count?
>>12817170I mean stuff like thishttp://derpibooru.org/354447
>>12817196Stop calling me.
>>12816807>The little blob of gunk inside only smelled a little musty, but Sweetie was already trying not to retch>"Do it, do it, do it, do it" The other two fillies were starting>Slowly and having terrifying fantasies about how the awful would taste, Sweetie tilts the jar back.>The little blob began to slide forward very fast. Way too fast, in fact, for little Sweetie Belle and the thing seemed to practically jump at her>In shock and surprise, she drops the jar and it shatters on the ground. >"Ugh!" It fell right on to the side of her face. "Gross gross gross gross!">"You wimp." Scootaloo says, pocketing her money>"Get it off get it off! It's warm and gooey!">"Alright, hold still.">The two friends get out some rags to trying and wipe it up, but the stuff is stickier then gum covered in maple syrup. Soon they've made a huge mess all over>"Ew ew ew!" Sweetie Belle frantically tries to simply wipe it off her face, but that simply spreads it more and gets her legs covered in the process. She begins spitting, trying to keep the nasty stuff you of her mouth. "Help me.....what are you two looking at?!">The other two have stopped dead in their tracks, starting at her>"Is that...">"...an eye?">A single watery eye stares back at them from Sweetie's cheek.>Suddenly in one instant the mess comes to life and seeps in every direction, startin g from the strands the fillies had made trying to clean it>It quickly spreads over Sweetie>"Ah,m I can't see! Help!" It covers most of her face and creeps over her nostrils. She panics and bucks and runs blindly to get away, but falls as her legs now start to be covered>"Hold on!" Applebloom shouts out, coming to her aid>"Crusaders to the rescue!" Scootloo shouts, attempting to tear the thing off her friends>But every time they even touch the stuff, it sticks to them and spreads on them like viscouse ink
>>12817228That kind of sounds like Philiophelia.I thought I was the only one with that fetish.
Here's the BronyCon Comic Panelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyPDELY5Lrw
>>12817269the wedding episodes
>>12817166I hope to god that he doesn't interact with you much.You don't deserve his attention.
>>12817242DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE MAKE SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO THEM
>>12817188>>12817198Well, I've got nothing themIt's not exactly a show-accurate design, maybe they just ripped off something like thishttp://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Sunshimmer
>>12816385Dont get me wrong shes cute and shit, BUT THIS IS COMMUNIST BULL SHIT#Ponka2013
>>12817289>3 KB, 88x125ants pls
>>12817269Over a Barrel
>>12817267the panel is up now?the anon who said they didn't say that hasbro is taking fanart into account should watch this
>>12817289That's what I've said.Except the Ponka2013 part
>>12817269Family appreciation day/HWE.
>>12817307>the anon who said they didn't say that hasbro is taking fanart into account should watch thisthe comic artists != hasbro
>>12817255I'm trying to find the definition but I can't.
>>12817316watch the panel.they say hasbro.
>>12817287They are devoured alive in a musical numberIt's like The Blob if it was a horror/comedy
>>12817236But this is important. I really need to cum. Please?
>>12817255>>12817335>Philiophelia*Philophilianot that anon but I love love tooI'm sure waifufags can relate
>>12817341BOW BOW BOW
>>12817341THAT'S ITYOU'RE WRITING A GOOD ENDING RIGHT NOW OR YOUR FACE WILL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF MEETING MY FIST MULTIPLE TIMES
>>12817288There are so many cool ponies from the previous gens, I hope the show takes on some of them instead of just recycling their names and cutie marks for toys.
>>12817343you're right, its probably actually a lot more shit than we think it is
>>12817289You gotta CAP that shit nigga#PANKA2013
>>12817228My nigga. Also, pleasuring your partner. Having the ability to make someone squirm is pretty satisfying.
>>12817348How long have you waited, Anon?Hours?Days?Weeks?Do you DESERVE to cum?I know you WANT to, but do you DESERVE it?
>>12817367>WaterfireAre you fucking serious right now?
>>12817350Still can't find it.
>>12817365>YOUR FACE WILL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF MEETING MY FIST MULTIPLE TIMESHello mister Fister
>>12817390http://imkookoo.livejournal.com/173421.htmlThat best describes it, but it's not a widespread enough thing to really be defined as a fetish.
>>12817383I've been very good. Please tell me that I'm good.
>>12817307Found the exact moment. Personally I think EQD did a terrible job of Paraphrasing them. But then again it's EQD what else is new.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xyPDELY5Lrw&t=2223
>>12817402JUST DO IT
>>12817391who is twist
>>12817419You didn't answer my first question, Anon.How can you call yourself "GOOD" if you don't answer all of your master's questions?That's going to give you another 2 days in the chastity cage.
>>12817436I think Shining Armour should go before costanza
>>12817388Well okay, how about a prince pony?
DID SOMEBODY SAY STORY TIME?http://imgur.com/a/uZUME#1
>>12817430>Equestria Girls was your fault because you drew so much humanized ponyI never liked humanized pony, give me an award
>>12817524All the pony porn you could ever want!>>/derpibooru/
Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle myself!
>>12817302>>12817370Okay, okay thumbnail, my bad>>12817309>>12817377#Ponka2013 its happening
>>12817554big mac fleetfoot cockvore when?
>>12817560does mean you can't handle your reproductive organs, though...
>>12817576Isn't it a little early for that, anon?
>>12817415Oh god it's true, I got a boner from just reading that. I feel so pathetic.
>>12817565Sorry mate but #Rairty2013
>>12817592We had the first Chrysalis pron while the episode was still airing.
>>12817505How can this be someone's fetish?Those sound effects were hilarious though.
>>12817435>Sweetie Belle starts to scream, but the thing smothers and silences her>Soon her still form falls to the ground>Scootaloo wades through the growing tide of slime to try and rescue her, but can't pull her out. She weights a ton! >She instead just tried to pull her own legs out, but can't! The stuff pulls her face first into it even as she tries to turn away.>Applebloom panics and tried to climb a book case to get away>But the few goopy strands on her legs and tail pull taught like rope and drag her down and the book case too>In the spand of two minutes an outside observer might have heard three small fillies screaming for their lives, followed by an abrupt silence and the low rumble as the goop continues to grow and seep though the old cottage>It spreads out into the forrest, greedily consuming everything in its path. And soon it reaches the edge of Ponyville, now twice the size of the little pony village. >It ate everyone and everything until the mane six were able to gather together and blast it with magic elements rainbow>The ponies consumed, including the CMC cough and weakly mill about where the gunk had been before>The three fillies were sent to bed without supper for nearly destroying the world
>>12817535hey thats not fair, he is trying. when he said he was giving up commissions forever he lasted a full 2 weeks before buying another.
>>12817576Does cockvore meanBig Mac's dick swallows her whole or does it mean Fleetfoot eats Big Mac's dick? I'm guessing the former but the latter sounds more likely to be drawn or fetishized.
>>12817463Is there anything I can do to make up for it?
>>12817592it's always 1PM somewhere, anon.
>>12817618You should be a writer for the show because they was terrible.
>>12817415>Great sex for them is when their partner looks like they are enjoying every minute. They don't even have to reach climax themselves; in fact, in most cases, they'd rather not because they want the moment to last forever. But they want their partner to climax at least, because that's their ultimate goal. They are getting off on the concept of love. It's love for love itself.That...describes how I feel about sex perfectly.
>>12817624I hate that MLPG likes to hate. When they find something that annoys a person they don't like, they love to push it and drag them through the mud.
>>12817618BetterYou're still getting a punch in the face for how bad this is
>>12817645TRUEsize difference unf unf
>>12817645>older guy chasing Silver Spoon is canonunf yes.
>>12817618>sent to bed without supperA FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!YOU'RE A MONSTER, SCRUBBLES!
>>12817618But the rainbow can't beat the smooze, its canon
>>12817592never too early
>>12817647>>12817639I'm guessing sizeplay is involved with this? I know Big Mac is big, but that'd be ridiculous.
>>12817703>>12817630Alright then.So are we really doing Fleetfoot crawling down Mac's massive shaft, eager to snuggle up against his heavy balls from the inside?
>>12817709Not alwaysSometimes he's only big enough where it counts, sometimes he's just stretchy enough
>>12817732NO, I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FRIEND
>>12817721I prefer his massive member devouring her
>>12817732Do you really have to do this every time you come here?
>>12817732Where have you been I was getting worried
>>12817732WE'VE MET HIM BEFORE>>12817725lame ship
>>12817745I figure she'd be more into it than him.
what does it feel like to get fucked in the ass
>>12817771Feels like a dick in your ass.
I've just voted for my waifu 219 times.219 times because I fucked up a question
>>12817759ooh ooh I know this oneIt's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyJFLexQ0Xg!
>>12817771It feels like pooping in and out a bunch of times.
>>12817759When are you going to find a better friend?Like Beetlejuice?
>>12817751>implying you can stop it
>>12817780i don't know what that feels like
>>12817767good pointI'm just a big fan of the victim having no clue what's happening, so if you don't want to do that, that's fine
>>12817791but that's a pastry
>>12817606Look rararafag we arent your enemy, how about you focus on your real opponent the dashfags
>>12817606WHY CAN'T I VOTE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>12817814What about if Big Mac is the 'victim'? Hit by a spell or potion or something and confused as his shaft starts swallowing her up, much to her delight?
>>12817751>The smooze will never be in the show
>>12817814>implying Big Macintosh isn't the victim in this scenario>there is a crazed mare scrambling up his urethra>he doesn't know why but it feels really good
>>12817415>>12817660Please tell me you niggers know where I can get some of this. Video, comic, fanfiction, I don't care. Either that or tell me how to write it and I'll do something.
>>12817825Dashfags are fine.it's the Flutterfags and the Twicancer that are the real enemy.
>>12817606i didnt participate in the bullshit viral marketing poll but i am still glad rarity won
>>12817841Rarity is looking a bit lumpy there.
>>12817415That's essentially itI want to make Fluttershy scream with pleasure
>>12817837She thought it was a love potion that would bring him and her together for the rest of their days.In an ironic sense it did
>>12817771If the thought of putting something up your ass is exciting, you'd probably like it. If your sphincter tightens at just the idea or you can't relax very easily it feels like a bad time.
>>12817843BOW BOW BOW
>>12817843>the show will never be good ever
>>12817850I too second this notion, preferably in pink
>>12817841lumpy but cuddly
>>12817843>None of Hasbro's other IPs will be in the show>Like Dungeons and Dragons
>>12817841Not enough belly for me.
>>12817871>A Study In Pink
>>12817843what's so great about the smooze?
I just made a reference folder specifically for drawing butts. Please post some butts, the best ones, your favorite ones, from different angle ones. I wish to draw you butts
>>12817825But you are my dear anon. Everyone is.This isn't a place where you order them from most favorite to least favorite. Only one can win. Just know this. You may be my enemy here but we can still be friends
>>12817877Fear not, Ranger
>>12817870>everything is awful>pony only brings pain>I pray for death, but death never comes and even if it did it would be disappointing
>>12817877>>None of Hasbro's other IPs will be in the showDYEWEG?
>>12817843That's good.because fuck you
>>12817858if its fat then i puke but if its muscle then i unf
>>12817843Its still a possibilityEventually they'll run out of other ideasI'm sure they're aware that its an option
>>12817884Whoa, EndiiYou never struck me as a bottom.
>>12817885I miss it when we do stupid shit like the Derpy/Dinky thing from ages ago.
>>12817856She didn'tIt ends on the 26th and right now Fluttershy is in the lead
>>12817902if that acronym means what I think it meansfuck you
>>12817854 Panka loves all #Ponka2013
BCS is our BoxxyBCS is the queen of MLPG
ok MLPG you can either hug Pinkie PieOr get kicked in the testicles by a mountain goat
>>12817938The mountain goat
>>12817925How do you even check if someone is a Flutterfag?
>>12817936>implying rediv is not our queen
>>12817938Can I get kicked in the testicles by Pinkie Pie?
its not even remotely painful at all really
>>12817938Can I kick Pinkie Pie in the testicles?
>>12817880is that a pinkie pie fic?
>>12817949No, its one or the other
>>12817843But the smooze was already in the show. It assailed equestria centuries ago, and only the intervention of the princesses and a now extinct variant of pony were able to stop it. This event, aside from resulting in said extinction, poisoned the land for miles around, making the already magically unstable Everfree Forrest mutate into something far, far worse. The taint of the smooze lingers to this day. In a way no one really could stop it....or something?
>>12817861>the potion makes the imbiber and the first thing they look at inseperable lovers>once she sees him alone, she quickly gulps down hers and rushes over, eyes closed>in her haste she trips and slides under him, looking up>the first thing she sees are his fat testes>Mac feels a little dizzy for a moment as the magic takes hold of him>she can't stop staring at those balls of his
>>12817948now that rediv is married we need a new queen
>>12817848>she pins him down>he expects something like a smooch>she dives straight for his nethers and keeps going
>>12817938hug pank, but i probably wouldn't let go
>>12817950Well of course not. Ponies are soft and cuddly. Why would you ever think their hugs would hurt?
>>12817854We Flutterfags have done nothing to deserve this#Flootershai2013
>>12817974Can I do half and half? Like get kicked in one testicle and get a pat on the shoulder?
>>12817992>Rainbow Dash will never lazily just play on top of you
>>12817888 Ill still be your friend anon, but if that is the case then it looks like we'll be a special kind of friend
>>12817979pony is our queen faggot
>>12817938what kind of goat? do i get to choose? because there is a futa goat fursona i waifu and i would take that over any of the ponies.
>>12817997What's wrong with her eyes?
>>12817976>mac sees the butterfly that he chases later, but that's another story altogehter
>>12818006pony is not allowed to be a queenpony is only allowed to be princess
>>12817618IT ATE EVERYONE>but what about Scootaloo?IT AT EVERYONE
>>12817938that's difficult. pinkie is favorite pony and my waifu, but the goat option doesn't sound so bad either.
>>12817979No, rediv secured the tittle of queen through marrige
Okay what we need to do is form a temporary alliance with Pinkiefags and AJfags. That way one of the three best ponies has a chance of winning. We just can't let the undesirables win.
>>12817854>Dashfags are fine.this place surely has changed
Did someone say there was an opening for the MLPG queen?
>>12818002No damn it, its one or the other. No halfsiesJust for that you dont get either. You get new choiceYou can either have a nice family meal with Applejack and her familyOr you can drink a gallon of crab juice
>>12817976She moves in, ready to do things that stallions dream of. Mac is just oblivious the whole time
how about this:Boxxy is queen, Hailey is princess, Pixi is jester.
>>12818034>Alliance with AJ fagsWOW LOOK AT ALL THOSE EXTRA 0 VOTES WE'RE GETTING.
I nominate Derpy for queen
>>12818040Marker, you can't be queen. Queens are evil.
>>12818040You got the job.
>>12818034I...uh already kinda made an alliance...with the Twifags
>>12818058I can be evil if you want me to.
>>12818058>Queens are evilCan we have Diamond Tiara as our queen?I want to serve her.
>>12818058She just tried to get Candlejack to rape us all, how is that not ev
>>12818064You are dead to me
>>12818040But marker ponyMusnt you first have a king before you can become queen?
>>12818050Oh. That's a lot easier. Fuck yeah, crab juice. Can I take some home with me and refrigerate it for later? Because I can do it in one sitting but that shit is expensive, I'd like to enjoy it slowly. Oh, or could I drink it slowly over the course of a few hours?
>>12818054How about this,>>>/b/
>>12817938Hug best pone? you bet your sweet apple blanken flank i will
>>12818075Do you think you're worthy?
>>12818052>shaking his head, he tries to get his head straight>his cock slowly starts to pour out of his sheath as he looks down and notices Fleetfoot beneath him>as much as he wants to pull back, his legs don't seem to respond>still a little addled, he blinks as she slowly starts crawling backwards>when he looks back down, he realizes why>his cock is poking out between his front legs>he's not even hard yet
>>12818089You are my king, Anon. All of you. Except the namefags.
>>12818088Also the alliance pact kinda says that we're not allowed to form any other alliance so...yeah
>>12817871What if Pinkie also had philophilia?
>>12818118I'm okay with this.
>>12818034I suppose there could be some sort of agreement, for now
>>12818117Emm ohh emm.
>>12818050ew! i'll take the crab juice
>>12817925This man comes into your booth. What do?
be the change you want to see
>>12818067How evil could Marker even be?>At night, the sceret police round up people and put bags over their heads>They are considered enemies of the states and have no rights, locked away in secret dungeons>They are tortured for information day and night. Rumor is Marker pony delights in doing it herself>One someone is retrained, she saunters into the room and gently boops them on the nose>For hours
>The CMC will never lock you in a dungeon and then tease your cock for hours before just walking off>They will never have you gagged and collared>They will never force feed you the stack and then milk you if you're a good enough pet
>>12818146Send him to the gulag.
>>12818125then we would be best sex buddies forever
>>12818120AND YOU DIDN'T RUN THIS BY THE REST OF US FIRST?YOU KNOW TWIFAGS CAN NEVER BE TRUSTEDRIGHT NOW I BET THEY'RE PLANNING ON HOW TO FUCK US OVER
>>12818111No, I know I'm not worthy.Not even to lick her hooves.But if she can find it in her beautiful, black little heart to find SOME way for me to serve her, I would be the happiest slave in the world.
>>12818125>Pinkie is the only one in her sex tent>Still manages to have an orgy