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The god emperor of mankind is best pony edition!

Old heretical horse: >>12794562
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>rape
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third
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>>12798498
What are we studying?
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Which pony is the most orky?
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>>12798498
Studying what?
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>>12798498
that would be nice and relaxing
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Gee mlpg
What are we gonna do tonight?
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>patern

>>12798504

forgotten secrets from the Dark Age of Technology.
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>>12798514
The same thing we do every night pinkie
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>>12798514
Wallow in alcohol, self-pity and regret

Same we do every night, Pinkie
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>>12798509
ponka
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>>12798517
That sounds more like research than studying
Twilight needs to get her shit together
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>>12798509
Pinkie, duh.
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>>12798480

>Fly me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
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Reminder that pony is not for sexual.
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>>12798532
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SOME
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>>12798514
try to fight the never ending pressure that comes from my awareness of my own existence and the depression I feel knowing the end of my life is inevitable before exhausting myself with worry and falling asleep
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>>12798538
Pony is for consensual sexual in the missionary position with the lights off for the purpose of procreation.
After the wedding of course.
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>>12798546

>odd purple bean
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>>12798552
I find a nice fluffy pillow is a good counter to that
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>>12798531
>>12798528
I said orky, not ugly
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>>12798545
METAL BOXES
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ni hao?
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>>12798559
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mind if join you guys in pony?
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>>12798538
This is objectively wrong, we have witness accounts
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>>12798589
May I see your passport?
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>>12798589
Sure, go ahead.
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>>12798589
>Jorji shows up
>all his papers in order and let him trough
>no citation
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>>12798561
it doesnt help me any more

only the peace of the unconscious void of sleep can make the feeling stop, which is ironically a relatively close facsimile to what I'm so hung up about
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>tfw no art of Rumble fucking anon in the butt
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>>12798605
You need a menial hobby
adopt a dog or volunteer at a shelter or something
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>>12798604
>He has everything in order
>Accept him in
>HE KEEPS COMING BACK IN LINE
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>>12798604
Does that actually happen?
I've only played the beta
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>>12798480
Again this is why fantasy is superior. There are already knights who ride around on pretty pegasi.
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>>12798504
>>12798511
History and family lineages.

>>12798513
The closeness of the library air, and the smell of old books with an accent of...I guess whatever Twilight smells like. Lavender? You ever had a cozy time like that?

Also I'm going to go ahead and upload the #10 preview in full size because those tiny thumbnails were bugging me.
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>>12798616
I have several hobbies. And a dog

My existential depression often freezes me into inactivity and they fall by the wayside
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>>12798631
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>>12798613
>that feel when very little art of PonyXFemale
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>>12798639
well good luck then
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>>12798642
Oh, Mac. That was some quick work for a concussion.
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>>12798645
all I need
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Twilight would play a blood angels army with librarian HQs and librarian dreadnoughts. Magical librarians are appropriate for her. Since the blood angels largely operate from the codex astartes, they love to do things by the book almost as much as twilight.

Rainbow dash would run either an all biker force or a necron flying circus for speedy WAAC faggotry. Her army would look like the work of lord"THIN YOUR PAINTS"lyssander

Rarity would play a positively fabulous eldar army, with actual tiny gems in the models and all of them painted to a golden daemon standard.

Pinkie would run an ork force will all the randomness she can put in, weirdboyz, zogwort, shokk attack gunz, looted wagons, etc...

AJ would embrace fuck yeah normal people power and go full guard.

Fluttershy either plays connect 4 in the corner with spike or goes full khorne. the later because I love the idea of her going all "YOU INSOLENT WHELP I WILL REND YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR NECK AND OFFER IT AS TRIBUTE TO LORD KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! umm... if that's okay with you *squeak*"
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>>12798656
>BigFoot ship is back

haha
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>>12798645
>tfw very little art of ManxStallion
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>>12798631
oh, history sounds fun.
Who's family lineages are we studying?
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>>12798666
>because I love the idea of her going all "YOU INSOLENT WHELP I WILL REND YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR NECK AND OFFER IT AS TRIBUTE TO LORD KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! umm... if that's okay with you *squeak*"
you and everyone on deviantart
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Hye mewball, how do you get so many notes?
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>>12798589
[denied]
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The blood ravens accept your generous donation of the old horse
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Would you join the Imperial Guard with the mane 6 as part of your squad?
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>>12798631
sitting back and just reading a good book is a great feeling
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>>12798656
>pank costume
Who makes these things
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>>12798709
Pinkie Pie.
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>>12798696
I swore I had my pony with me just now!
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>>12798666
>>>/bredditchandaily/
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>>12798691
>50% circle
>50% jerk
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>>12798704

Bro, it doesn't matter WHO is in the squad, we're going to die within the next 15 minutes. Most likely by the fucking commissar himself.
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>>12798624
Yeah, eventually he does in fact get everything in order for you to let him in

And he then keeps getting back in the line several times afterwards seemigly just to fuck with you
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>>12798656
>boards say "smash"
that's pretty funny
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>>12798705
I know right
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>>12798656
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>>12798736

gosh this pone is kawaii as fuck
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>>12798724
Don't worry anon

The commissar is your least favorite pony
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>>12798724
The guard are actually competent soldiers, it's the PDF that die like mayfies
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>>12798721
How do I join the jerk circle? I'm terrible at conversing and no one seems to notice me when I do.
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>>12798656
>Quick work.

You see how their hospitals deal with broken wings?

They don't even let the thing set before kicking you out.
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>>12798642
Why couldn't he win one of those sweet Totoro dolls?

>>12798683
Some of the local nobility. It's important to be apprised of these things, you know.

>>12798705
Indeed.
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>>12798747
how dreadful
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>>12798675
MLPG, would you stick with your waifu despite crippling early-onset Parkinson's that steadily robs her of her ability to maintain a livelihood, care for own basic needs, or even do so much as smile at you when you clean up her shit for the fifteenth time each day?
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>>12798757
aaahahahahaha that face
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>>12798656

>fleety stalks him
>mac still oblivious
>hands her the prize

Oh my lord this is so fucking kawaii
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>>12798691
sb used to reblog me which got me started
after that it just snowballed because i had enough followers to get any decent pictures some exposure
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>um
>could you
>scrub my tail down with shampoo
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>>12798764
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>>12798752
those of us who aren't lucky enough to be noticed must either ask, or continue stewing in self-pity
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>>12798746

>pony will never be this infatuated with you

life is suffering
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ok MLPG

Who would win in a fight

Fluttershy

Or Abandon the Despoiler
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>>12798773
yeah sure

Just give me a good brush
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>>12798656
>Fleet creeping in the second to last panel

Oh god my heart
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>>12798761
Probably not
She needs real care
I'll still love her but I don't think that me caring for her personally is best for both of us
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>>12798767
But can you see my ponies love cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>12798656
This is just the cutest thing
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>>12798776

>d-do I shoot her?
>I-Is she a xeno?
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Would you still a pone if she had monstrously large thighs? And a big butt to boot?

>>12798666
I could definitely see Panka ponk running Orks. I see it more likely to see Fluttershy running Tyranids though, since they're filled with xenos scum and adorable critters. Chicks love 'nids.
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>>12798642
Zecora is too cute in this.
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>>12798782
At most fluttershy is WS2

Abbadon eats WS2 for breakfast
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>>12798767
don't forget exposure on plebbit
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>>12798782

>Abaddon the Loser

HA
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>>12798800
Do you have an end for pinkie thing quest or was the cow the finale?
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>>12798796
>She is in another panel too.
Oh god I didn't notice this.
She is legit stalking him.
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>>12798773
>You'll never sit in the tub with pone
>They'll never stand on their hind legs and wrap their forelegs around your neck as you scrub their tail
>They'll never rub their soapy body into yours as you do
>They'll never kiss you on the neck
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>>12798799

someone get Jessy on the horn. we need Valkyrie plane pony, stat.
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>>12798796
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>>12798802
yeah sure, if he's spoon fed it in between failed crusades
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>>12798830
I want a thunderhawk plane pony
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>>12798828
but the foam would be everywhere
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>>12798825
>a cute mare will never pine for your affection and stalk you
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>>12798656
oh
>>12798796
my
>>12798834
god
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>>12798799
>Will the commissar shot me if he catches me petting them a little?
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>>12798830
>someone get Jessy on the horn.
Why is it that you can only think of sex at a time like this?!
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>>12798825
>She is legit stalking him
Someone's never had a crush when they were a kid
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>>12798836
As horrible as leader hes is, don't underestimate his close combat prowess
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>>12798853
yes?
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>>12798642
>SEX
>>12798656
>DONUT

These image macros make themselves
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>>12798858
Worth it.
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>>12798766
>>12798789
>>12798796
>>12798834
She's adorable in all three frames.
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>>12798858
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>>12798800
Poor Pinkie, but when you swallow a whole cow I guess that's what happens

But really, it only made her more adorable, and eating more would make her even more adorable
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>>12798869
awwwww poor girl
i wish mac would let her down gently
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>>12798892
Don't call me a heretic!
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>>12798898
hey mew have you ever drawn tail docks?
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Oh hey new DVD
And this DVD's thing is that it has a episode for each mane cast.
And look everyone has an episode that's a bout them mainly.

And Rarity's episode is Look Before You Sleep.

You know fuck you too Shout Factory. Just fuck you.
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>>12798898
>onto his massive cock
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>>12798843
Memorable times with pone are worth a little bit of cleaning up
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>>12798898
>let her down gently
No, expand the harem!
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>>12798868
Go away. I will only talk to best princess.
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>>12798869
>>>/b/
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>>12798916
Why is Fluttershy standing like that
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>>12798914
>Fleetfoot is canon tiny
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>>12798913
#REKT
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>>12798925
But Anon...
Talking to yourself is weird.
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>>12798934
face down, ass up
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>>12798932
>#shots fired
>#wow
>#burn unit called
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>>12798936
unf
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>>12798909
i dunno maybe?
i dont really get the obsession
>>12798914
pls
>>12798917
but he's so uninterested and she's so infatuated
i just don't want her heart to be broken
tfw kind of a faggot like that
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>This pony is canon biggest potato
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>>12798868
he was talking to god not you, mortal pony
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>>12798937
It's just that everyone else has one of their episodes.
AJ has Apple Family Reunion, Twilight has WWU, Fluttershy has Keep Calm and Flutter On, Pinkie has Too Many Ponkas and Dash Wonderblot Academy.

All those episodes cener mainly on those ponies.
Rarity meanwhile has LBYS an episode which she shares with AJ and Twilight. I mean out of all the other episodes where Rarity was in them the choose this one for Rarity. Not Suited for Success, not Sweet and Elite. Fuck even Sisterhooves Social would have worked better
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>>12798965
I read it in Ukinojoe's voice
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Big Mac is a chick magnet
Too bad he's gay
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>>12798962
>i dont really get the obsession
My bet is that they draw more attention to the butt
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>>12798873
>that lip quiver
oh god that's cute
something tells me she had to escape nurse Redheart by stealth, though, and Redheart tracking her down again and again is going to be a reoccuring gag
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>>12798987
he's also taken by applejack
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>>12798987
I still think this image has a lot of potential
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>>12798962
Tail docks are fun, you should join in
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>>12798892
>:3 on the hat
hah!
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>>12798987
>sweetie will never snuggle next to you like that
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>>12798481
>patern plushe
>>12798757
>huging
>>12798776
>horse alike xenos

Alright there is no way these not drawn by american elementary school student or something
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>>12798509
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>>12798996
>Blue
>White hair
>Mentally insane

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

WHEN DOES THIS COMIC HAPPEN EXACTLY?
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>>12798656
>Big mac will never give you a giant pinkie
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>>12798987
>Too bad he's gay
So this is what they call the "gay agenda"
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>>12799000
I completely agree
The CMC will be old enough soon and Big Mac will probably be around them a lot. It's a tale as old as time. Sweetie or Scoots will fuck Big Mac.
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>>12799012
or MT
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>>12799012
Or MT
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Well at least the comic sales numbers are still pretty good.
35K for the main comic and 24k for the Micro.
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>>12799019
But fleetfoot was out and about in sweet and eliete. Screwloose was in ponyville, and is an earth pony
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UNF UNF UNF
Ponying 24/7 has never been so sexy
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>>12799029
>>12799031
Time for bed
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>>12799019
After S2 and she is a pegasus.
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>>12798813
Here, just for you.

>"Awww, come on anon, just one lick? Just a taste, honest!"

And then she eats you in your sleep, bad end?
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>>12799029
>>12799031
oh snap
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>>12799042
>Fleetfoot is driven mad with lust
>Also her wings fall off
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>>12799012
>stupid people only exist in america
>this is what mudcountries think
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>>12799019
After Luna Eclipsed for certain, probably after Magic Duel, too (but it doesn't have to be for the Trixie appearance).
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>>12799019
OH SHIT
and she's just been released in the show. Follow-up comic?
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>>12799048
yay

bad end
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>>12799043
and then the goddamn favicon bugs out and you just have a fucking piece of paper that doesnt notify you of shit.
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Why does Trixie wear a skirt with her hoodie?
Doesn't the skirt sort of completely invalidate the usefulness of the hoodie?
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>>12799027
unf
http://imgur.com/htqOUZr
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>>12799056
>>12799042
>Fleetfoot is talking Big mac before discords release
>He gets dogged'
>Fleetfoot sees it happen and goes to him just as all the pegasi's wings are magic'd off
>He gives her a big lick
>Her mind breaks
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>>12798987

>teen Sweetie will never slither around you sensuously and run her muzzle up from your hips to your chest
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>>12799071
skirts are "in"
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>>12799077
Sweet and Elite kills that theory
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>>12799071
I still would
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>>12799071
Trixie is all about being useless.
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>>12799027
Which one would be first, though?

And how would that affect their friendship?
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>>12799027
>They all want him
>Argue about it
>Eventually they decide that it isn't worth their friendship
They'll all do him together
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>>12799088
Stand in the wonderbolts used to keep up appearances, she's still technically on sick leave and ponies would start talking if she didn't show up every so often.
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>>12799048
Am I dead?
Do I at least get to wake up before she's done eating me?
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>>12799082
http://imgur.com/NUUzpdo
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>>12799106
Okay.
All the comics happen after S2
That also kills your theory
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>>12799076
Is her clothing made of hay?
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>>12799010
this is the worst hell
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>>12799102

i like this.
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>>12799022
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>>12799027
I think I read something like that once
it was humanized. it involved sweetie giving mac a footjob.
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>>12799115
the hippie pony shows up in issue 9, selling his wares, so this issue takes place during s3.
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>YOU AND PONY ARE IN ROOM TOGETHER
>PONY IS CUTE
>YOU ARE NOT SO CUTE
>PONY WANTS HUGS ANYWAYS
>PONY APPROACHES FOR DISTRIBUTION OF HUGS TO NUMBER OF CITIZENS APPROACHING ONE
>PONY IS TEETERING TOWARDS YOU ON TWO LEGS, ATTEMPTING HUMAN HUG DISTRIBUTION STANCE
>PONY IS ALMOST THERE
>DOOR IS BURST OPEN BY PONY POLICE
>PONY IS ARRESTED FOR UNLICENSED HUG DISTRIBUTION
>YOU NEVER SEE PONY AGAIN
>PLANS TO SELL HUG TO MAFIA FALL THROUGH
>YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD
>TRY AGAIN?
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>>12799115
Discord has no need for a coherent timeline.
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>>12799120
it's probably just yellow fabric
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>>12799142
hug police pony
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>>12799142
Go to jail, find pony there. Give pony hugs in exchange for cigarettes and protection.
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>>12799150
I know her sister would not approve.
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Okay guys
As per these three crusaders, which one here as a teenager will have perfect teeth, which one will need standard braces, and which is cursed with wearing full jaw aligning headgear?
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>>12799142
hug self

they can't send me to hug jail for that, is it?
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>>12799132
God damn, MovieBob is the kind of liberal I hate; i swear that guy can't make any point with out strawmaning.
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>>12799165
Scootaloo will have the full headgear

AB will have perfect teeth

sweetie will need braces
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>>12799165
Scoots will have perfect teeth
Applebloom will need standard braces
Full headgear embarrassment for Squeaks.
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>>12799169
I'm convinced he can't open his stupid packie mouth without committing a fallacy of some kind.
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>>12799169
Do what I do and not take anything from that site seriously.
It will help your blood pressure.
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>>12799166
>equestrians actually think they have freedom over their bodies
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>>12799165
Sweetie would have the perfectest teeth
Applebloom needs braces
Scootaloo attracts satellites with her iron jaws
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>>12799136

>Big Mac will never give you a footjob
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>>12799165
Sweetie belle needs headgear

The other two don't need anything because they died when scootaloo crashed the wagon. Sweetie was lucky to be wearing her seatbelt.
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>>12799181
>>12799185
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>>12799142
I think "Unlicensed Hug Distribution" might be my new favorite crime.
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>>12799204
good name for a band.
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http://i.imgur.com/PDMy8CX.png
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I'm back.
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>>12799212
rei this is weird
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>>12799212
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>>12799142
All glory to Arstotzka?
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>>12799204
Unlicensed hug distribution is the sort of degeneracy that's destroying our families and threatening our children.
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>>12799212
I wish I had a unicorn to augment me
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>>12799165
Sweetie Belle gets the big headgear, much to her and her sister's chagrin and dismay
Apple Bloom gets regular braces and hates them, but can't complain because of Sweetie's position
Scoots gets away with nothing
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>>12799230
>image not in negative, with shadows over the pony hug distributor's eyes
do you even scare tactics
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>>12799212
For some reason I find this hilarious
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>>12799236
>>12799197
>>12799185
>Applebloom needs braces.
>Can't eat apples.
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>>12799212
>Anthro

Uhhhhh

Full human would be much better
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>>12799245
Why not photoshop her into a jew while you're at it?
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>>12799249
It's really not very well put together at all.
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>>12799212
Weird, even her nipples smile...
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man i can't believe i finally unlocked endless mode in papers please
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>>12799236
This. I like this.
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>>12799212
>Big Pinkie
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>>12799112
>"It's not what it looks like, I'm definitely not suckling on your toes like perfect little pieces of candy corn before promptly swallowing you whole. I'm just making sure your feet are warm, and, uh, clipping your toe nails."
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>>12799230

AWWWWWWWWW
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>>12799257
> happy huger face
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>>12799257
well, naturally the jews give away hugs to get those unready to have them (that is, ponies not in a committed marital relationship) totally hooked on it, and then charge them per hug
they become destitute, forever lost from the prospect of a healthy life where hugging is done under liscense and with moderation
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>>12799290
Does this make pinkie jewish?
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>>12799283
I don't have much meat on the bones.

Might I seriously suggest stealing some pigs instead?
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>>12799298
Do you have some information you'd like to share, citizen?
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>>12799165
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>>12799286

Good morning, my Queen.
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>>12799310
DENTAL PLAN
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>>12799283
Haha, that's a great picture
She can continue if she wants
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>>12799212
http://i.imgur.com/DbCDWXl.png
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>>12799342
>>12799335
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>>12799310
>Scootaloo needs braces.

Oh look, the cripple who can't even fly has yet another thing wrong with her. Guess they were right about pegasi parents. They never let them fall far from the tree of failure.
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>>12799307
Glory to equestria! Equestria is the greatest nation!

here is pone. let's keep this between us, okay?
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Pony wants to bat you
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>>12799335
>>12799342
>Kirby: CANVAS CURSE
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>>12799335
>>12799342
I couldn't not see that either


I think it could be a great picture if Twilight was a little lest sitcom entrance, and her tits were bigger
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So, my hand's been cramping up from drawing, but not my wrist, my fingers. Is that normal or should I worry about that?
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>>12799351
I would enjoy being sexually humiliated and degraded by these two fillies.
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>>12799355
Exterminate heretical mutant
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>>12799373
Everyone gets that when they do exam writing
I wouldn't stress
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>>12799355

right in the goddamn fetish
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>>12799373
Your fingers are going to fall off!
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>>12799373
any sharp pains?
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>>12799373
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>>12799355
I love that tongue
I wonder if she wants to try sounding
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>>12799354
APPROVED
Cause no trouble.
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>you will never be a poorly drawn manlet with a bad haircut
>lyra will never snuggle with you
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>>12799380

so would I
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>>12799212
Yeah, looking back at it, this is pretty much trash. I just decided to post it because I was working on it for so long. I never really finish many pictures, I just kinda end up hating it to the point where I don't want to work on it anymore and I rush to get to some kind of completion.
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>>12799405
CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK!
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>>12799405
She wouldn't even ask
You'd have a prostate orgasm the first time she blows you
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>>12799412

>poorly drawn manlet

my sides

are

destroyed
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>>12799417
Rei?
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I want to make this glitchier and spookier
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>>12799412
>I'm a perfectly rendered manlet with a bad haircut
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>>12799417
You draw plump things pretty well, you just gotta learn what to do with them
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>>12799396
Not sharp, but they ache if that makes sense. It makes me want to crack them.
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>>12799434
go ahead and crack them
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>>12799417
>this is pretty much trash
Rei pls, I want to smother myself in your Pinkie.

You did well
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>>12799434
Oh ok. Don't worry about it much. Every hour or so while drawing take a 5 min break and give them some rest.
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>>12799430
> None animated
there's your problem
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>>12799405

>sounding

wow that's off my kink meter... ladyboner gone
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>>12799443
>>12799449
Ok, I'm just kind of paranoid of fucking up my hands.
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>>12799462
Cracking your knuckles doesn't actually hurt them, it's a myth.
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archive is dead?
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>>12799434
It's Boneitus
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>>12799462

*patpat*
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>>12799470
Moot banned the archive.
If you tried using it to get here your IP was listed.
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>>12799417
Its really not so bad, you just made a few bad decisions I think

Pinkie looks pretty good, really. the breasts are nice, and her thighs/pelvis is great. I like what you did with her hair, too.

Twilight definitely takes away from it a bit. There's something unnatural about her, but I can't really say what.

Overall, there aren't any really specific problems that my uneducated eyes can find. Maybe you spent too much time on it? Too many cooks spoil the broth, sort of.
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>>12799470
Maybe, the people will look into it tomorrow
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>>12799470
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>>12799484
>Maybe you spent too much time on it?
Maybe. I spent about an hour and a half on it. Most of that was going over lines I had drawn a billion times.
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>>12799483

for real, not an abd story?

the /mlp/ moderation really is batshit insane
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>>12799417
I don't think it looks that bad. I'm just not too into the whole inverted nipple thing.
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>>12799508
>the /mlp/ moderation really is batshit insane

True that.
They let you come back.
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>12799509

oh boy here we go again
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>>12799520

4chan doesn't have permaban and even if it did, I would just walk 3 buildings over to the free wifi hotspot.
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>>12799524
BCS is there a version of that flash but with Trixie as a dickgirl instead of a herm?
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>>12799532
>not changing your router's MAC address
pleb
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>>12799483
bullshit
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>>12799524
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
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>>12799550
He did.
Said it was the best way he could find to keep the board in good spirits, after looking at complaints on /q/.
To be honest, it's a gorgeous way of killing the snake of sin in this board.
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>>12799579
Oh don't respond to that person. It's a vapidly unfortunate shitposter.
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>>12799380

>"Ahahah - wow, all I had to do was touch you, and you spurted like that?"
>"Maybe we should call him "Quickshot!"
>"Looking at the size of his load, maybe "Squirt" would be better."
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>>12799540

There is not but I can make a ZIP of the FLA for you but in return, you have to draw me Sunset Shimmer porn or write a clopfic.
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>>12799579
Don't respond to her, she's just crazy
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>>12799590
If the Crock Hunter were alive he would be spouting facts about BCS right about now...
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>>12799597
A fic about what? Sunset?
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>>12799611
Nanaki for the fucking love of god
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>>12799611
Oh great, one shitposter attracts another. How soon till we get the shit trifecta and an 'artist' show up?
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i'm in hell
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>>12799583
Moot's idea of moderation is "I'll do whatever, just stop bothering me" it's why you gotta be retarded to give this site money.
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>>12799590
>>12799600
I don't think she's that bad, mostly because it's easy to ignore stuff that I don't care about and she's never been directly mean to me. But I legitimately have no idea what she's talking about.
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>tfw no gg font
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>>12799611
Don't take on more shit you aren't going to work on until you finish what you've already started
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>>12799621

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvs2LXUZ9NE
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>>12799624
You don't understand. She literally posts until she gets banned. She's literally off her medication. You should literally take what we said literally.
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>>12799470
Foolz archive, or MLPG archive?
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>>12799619
>you <:o-v
>me <|:^)<-^<
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>>12799611
>>12799583

I'm kind of forced to agree.

Hell even "the piss" isn't so bad today.

Yes Nanaki, Sunset Shimmer, the nacho pony and imp satan.
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>>12799637
MLPG. It still thinks one of yesterday's threads is active, and hasn't been recording any since.
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>>12799626
GG is so mean
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>>12799619

You mean Tiarawhy or Zone?

You... you do realize we're all on Skype together right? RIGHT?
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>>12799594

>"Oh, wow, he's CRYING!"
>>
I'm zipping the old Futatrixie Halloween flash files.
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>>12799657
>You mean Tiarawhy or Zone?

>I was talking about Nanaki.
>Surely I must be taking about Tiarawhy or Zone.
>People who probably try to avoid BCS like the plague but he found a way to slink into their little group like that smelly kid.
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>>12799652
but I got here through the beacon just fine
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No time to draw anything super-duper awesome tonight. Just so you guys don't think I'm dead, here's a quick portrait of that incredibly cute pegasus, Fleetfoot. I wonder if Big McIntosh will ever catch on to her feelings. Probably not. What a cute ship though.

>inb4 who the fuck are you
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>>12799652
Doubt moot did anything. That's a low priority archive to give a shit about.

Archives like rbt must eat up a ton of bandwidth by saving every image on /g/, /cgl/, /mu/ and /w/
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There's nothing wrong with Nanaki, MLPG is just full of butthurt today.
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>>12799693
Who the fuck are you?
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>>12799685
>MLPG archive
>The beacon
Why do people still conflate the two. They're two different systems.
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>>12799693
Who the fuck are you?

No really I have no idea who you are and you drew a cute horse.
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>>12799693

Wow that's really cute
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>>12799702
Too slow Anon!
Okay goodnight.
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>>12799700
There's plenty wrong with Nanaki, although compared to you he's almost alright.
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>>12799693
Aldente pls
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>>12799711
Goodnight.
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Are you guys ready?
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DeaGXXwxguJE&start1=72&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9CzcOcBb_ms&start2=0&authorName=Payday%2C+feels+general
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>>12799713

>anonymous coward criticizing others

uh huh

fuck off ross
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>>12799702
>>12799708
He's the one guy that did those things a while back
I don't think he has a name, and he might be the guy who's been fretting over getting a name
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>>12799693
I like that Fleetfoot

Draw more Fleetfoot, please
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>>12799714
COLOR IT
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>>12799722
hurr

thanks for reposting your old porn though on that one site recently
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>>12799732
I will TOMORROW, I'm tired too and I'm on bed already
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>>12799735

you're welcome
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>>12799722
Here we go again!
At least you stopped drawing anything worth looking at so I guess I can finally filter you.
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>>12799717
I'm going to have a hard time shooting good people, guess I'll just pretend they're all crooked.
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>>12799660

>"Hahahaha - holy crap he IS! That's so pathetic!"
>"I'm gonna get the camera!"
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>>12799751

I literally JUST dropped my trip because of all the shitposters here.

TIMING!

enjoy your nonfilter working I guess
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>>12799722
>not even BCS likes Ross
>>
What pony should I pretend my pillow is tonight?
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>>12799756

>crooked

what you did there

i see it

C:
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>>12799766
Twist
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>>12799765
Name me a list of tripfags that BCS likes.
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>>12799722
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>>12799775
who's your favorite pony anon?
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>>12799775

>Weaver
>Nanaki
>Saine
>Tiarawhy
>Megasweet

off the top of my head
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>>12799775
BCS likes most tripfags, because most tripfags are afraid of saying anything negative about her with their names on so they don't ruin their e-reputation by having BCS post about them on tumblr.
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>>12799778
what's your favorite episode?
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>>12799792
>having to be friends with that kind of crazy

The worst fate.
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>>12799792
Which pony race is the best?
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>>12799804
Which princess is your favorite?
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>>12799805
The Running of the leaves
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>>12799822
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>>12799804
I've fucked that kind of crazy before...
You just have to move to an unspecified state and get rid of any social contacts after...
No big deal.
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>>12799774

>"Thweet dreamth, Anonymouthh!"
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>>12799829
hey anon if you could give any of the main cast super powers what would they be
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>>12799815
Princess Bubblegum
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>>12799774
>push two pillows together
>smother yourself in Twist's bazooms
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>>12799805
Unicorns canon best
>Rarity effortlessly shoving hundreds of clouds around, able to make checker patterns cover the entire sky in seconds
Not even Dash is that fast
If she wasn't so set on making it pretty she could have had perfectly functional weather
And she's only a middle-high tier unicorn at best
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>>12799845
She' practically useless, what a terrible princess
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>>12799846
I don't understand
>>
Hey MLPG my favorite episode is Keep Calm and Flutter On because I want more canon Discord porn

hey at least I am honest right?
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>>12799852
And yet she was terrible at it
Beautiful yet not very pragmatic
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>>12799860
You will soon enough
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>>12799867
>canon Discord porn
What?
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>>12799875
I don't think that's a pony anon.
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>>12799876
It's BCS what do you expect?
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>>12799853

her only true love is science <3 guess who
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>>12799883

i expect more porn

clearly
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>>12799882
And this is the sole reason I made that Pinkie BE pic anthro.
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>>12799882
I don't think I care anon
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>>12799852
Unicorns are able to magic a bunch of different shit at once. eg. twilight picking about 100 apples off the trees at the same time.
Must be more of a "think about what you want to happen and magic takes care of the small details" sort of thing
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>>12799873
yeah, but she could do it
If Twilight read up on the subject she could probably run the weather better than the entire team of pegasi
>>
what if Twilight Sparkle had a dick and wanted you to suck it
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>>12799853
How is PB practically useless? She beats people up, she's terrifying.
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>>12799921
Aww, she knew what I asked for for my birthday
What a good pony
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>>12799921
I would probably ask her why she has a penis.
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>>12799909
That's kind of the folly of pony society in general though

At best it could all be run by pegasi. I'm surprised there hasn't been an episode about dispute between races yet. Well aside from Hearth's Warming Eve, but that wasn't very relevant.
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>>12799921
>sucking anyone's dick but your waifu's
Disgusting
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>>12799928
I've actually only seen the first season.
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>>12799935
Poor earth ponies
Without the better races they'd be no better than animals.
I hope they are grateful the unicorn and pegasi are willing to uplift them
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>>12799947
It's a really great series. It only gets better. If you do keep with it watch it in order, it has loose chronology.
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>>12799938

I see that you are not down with the NTR or threesomes with your waifu and you and another pastel tinyhorse.
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>>12799935
>run by pegasi
unicorns*
derp
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>>12799956

Would you fuck Marceline? be honest
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>>12799921
Well you cant just go denying the Princesses will.
Not in a principality, for certain
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>>12799966
>I see that you are not down with the NTR
You see correctly!
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>>12799980
M-maybe...How did you know?
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>>12799985

I am pleased you think so, oh MIGHTY Roogna
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>>12799954
All ponies have dextrous hooves.

Nobody knows if it's localized magic around their forelegs, elder things living in their feet, or sticky marshmallow, but they work and they can play fucking string instruments with them. They practically have hands.

Earth ponies are equal in capability to humans.

You're basically calling your own race inferior, because you don't have the convenience of magic. And yet here our race is, harnessing miniature suns for power, talking across continents, and planning to send people rocketing between cities at well beyond the speed of sound.
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>>12799996

I have my ways
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>>12800016
It's not because she's a vampire, I just think she's a very cool person.
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>>12800007
unicorns could do all that faster and better
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>>12800007

their hooves have magnets in them
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>>12799956
>it only gets better

What a boldfaced lie
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>>12800024

Me too.
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>>12800007
>You're basically calling your own race inferior
What do you expect from these minsanthropes
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>>12800029

you take that back motherfucker
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>>12800007
But ponies don't have any of that
And its not like there isn't a demand for it
The only long distance instant communication in the entire nation is between the princess and a baby dragon.
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>>12800029
I started off only being mildly interested. It's really grown on me.
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>>12800037

i expect more transponyism porn.clearly.
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>>12799455
>ladyboner gone
So your vagina just dried itself up and corkscrewed away?
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>>12800054

i still can't get over the fact pendleton ward voices LPS
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>>12800050
They have a bunch of magical losers willing to do anything for the greater good so they don't need any of that

But still, take away unicorns and the other ponies could and probably would do some cool shit. They're not as lame as people think.
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>>12800056
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>>12800059

just like a duck penis
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>>12800069
Scootaloo would never augment herself
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>>12800069
>hooves aren't augmented
shit/10
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>>12800069

that's not porn

where is porn saine
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>>12800065
Yeah that's really great. My favorite part is all of the subtle world building. Especially when it comes to Ice King episodes.
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>>12800067
Glory to the people!
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>>12800077
I'm not good at drawing porn though... I've been practicing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8p07F3dK_Q
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>>12800078

I ship Ice King and Marcy really really really really hard but I feel bad about it too
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>>12800077
Did someone say porn
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>>12800086
post it
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>>12800086
give me that porn right now you motherfucker
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>>12800078
>the episode when they went back to Marcy's childhood
Oh god them feels
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>>12800086
That's good
Practice makes perfect
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>>12800090
I think they did
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>>12800086

all according to keikaku
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>>12800092
>>12800097
I-It's just a page of dicks...
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>>12800112
POST IT
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>>12800112
but that is exactly what i was hoping for
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>>12800043
It's true. They're clearly falling into the Spongebob/Ren & Stimpy trap of resorting to weird/grossout humor because they're out of ideas. The characterization is all over the place and nothing is remotely coherent. It's more like Aqua Teen but with a forced Teen rating
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>>12800109
I can never decide if I like that picture or not
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even if it's just a page of dicks i can imagine it's yours[/spoilers]
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>>12800112
Draw little ponies climbing all over the dicks then post it
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>>12800116
he already did on his sekrit porn tumblr.
you mean you guys don't know about it?
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EQUESTRIA GLORIOUS NATION, YES, I HAVE DIPLOMATIC PERMISSION
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we AT general now?

ok
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>>12800126
before fap i think its good
after fap i think its shit
this is how 90% of mlp porn art is for me
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Rainbow Dash just wrote a screenplay.
It's about 2 ponies who travel back in time and have to mentor young Celestia and Luna before they are realized as allicorns.
She wants your opinion on it.
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>>12800131

not a bit

please share the wealth
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>>12800126
Octavia is a cute pony

The rockin' hips and massive dick just make her better~
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>>12800131
You mean the one that is linked too on his main tumblr?
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>>12800147
Guess what Roogna
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>>12800116
>>12800123
>>12800127
http://i.imgur.com/vbNn9ME.png

They're really bad though.
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>>12800132
GREATER THAN IMPLYING THAT EQUESTRIA IS SHIT LIKE SHITTY ARSTOTZKA
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>>12800141
I would have to actually read it in order to give an opinion.
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>>12800150
Uh oh
What
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>>12800141

It needs a bit of clean-up but it could make a great cold open for a Season 4 episode.
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>>12800159
Time for you to draw again
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>>12800154
and the celestiafags will eat that up
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>>12800138
This is my favorite AT ship
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>>12800153
gay
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>>12800153

that's... kind of cute
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>>12800138
i think i like gravity fall's twist more.

mainly cause stan is a great character
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>>12800141
IF I HAD A RESTAURANT THAT SERVED ONLY SHIT, I WOULD HAVE CLOSED IT DOWN KNOWING THAT SHIT LIKE THIS EVEN EXISTED TO SAVE MYSELF THE HUMILIATION OF KNOWING THAT MY SHIT WOULD EVEN BE HINTED TO BEING RELATED TO THE SHIT YOU WROTE!
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>>12800153
A couple of those aren't so bad
You need to work on your dick perspective though
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>>12800145
she's crying because she's ashamed
she's smiling to make you happy
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>>12800164
N-no
I really cant this time
I'm on my laptop and not at home.
Remind me in 4 days and I'll draw a lot I promise
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>>12800145
Sheeit nigga she's hot as fuck
Though the dick isn't what I like
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>>12800166

I'll pretend like I don't know if you ever go to a convention and meet me then.
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>>12800154
BUT ARSTOTZKA IS VERY NICE PLACE
ARSTOTZKA REPRESENTATIVE ONLY DOING JOB!

MAY I IMMIGRATE INTO GLORIOUS EQUESTRIA NOW
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>>12800172
>page full of dicks
>cute
MLPG sometimes I wonder about you
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>>12800181
If disappointment married regret you would be the child
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>>12800169
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>>12800153
The one on the far right is a decent horse dick, but the balls are pretty bad. Work on your horse nuts.
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>>12800193
SMALLER
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>>12800188
That isn't MLPG, Anon, that's just a shitty tripfag.
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>>12800153
that is better than i expected. now just add one on rarity and we are set.
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>>12800193

mandopony pls
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>>12800209
that's not applebloom
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>>12800200
Stop being an attack dog
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>>12800193
Someone should ship sweetie and rumble
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>>12800176
>>12800195
>>12800204
Most of them are redrawn from random people's art. Not traces but redrawn. They were just for practice though, I didn't expect to post them anywhere.

And yeah I'm working on my perspective and horse nuts..
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>>12800200

Who are you calling shitty!?

https://twitter.com/katiecandraw/
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>>12800215
But anon, I'm not a dog, I'm an attack pony!
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>>12800200
If it was MLPG the image would have had something retarded like googly eyes on it. Gotta love that /b/ humor!
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>>12800182
and that's fine, there's a dickless version too
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>>12800216
no someone should ship sweetie with button's mom and button should be shipped with rumble
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>>12800216

I like Sweetie x Femanon.
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>phew
>I didn't think you could run for that long anon
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>>12800220
>oh look I have twitter followers
No one really cares unless you contribute
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>>12800220
>https://twitter.com/katiecandraw/
I am calling that shitty.
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>>12800226

Not Ben Stiller... please.
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>>12800224
>attack pony
I may just to draw this
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>>12800228
I know, I think I saved it
Pony got me into some weird stuff
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>>12800220
>>12800239
This is BCS
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>>12800229
Rumble should be shipped with both
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>>12800220
BCS, I know being you must be the shittiest thing in existance, but pretending to be people leagues better than you is not gonna help
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>>12800236

Wow you guys are jerks. What are you fishing for, a story on pastebin?

My hand is kind of crampy tonight so I'm not really in the mood to draw...
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>>12800232
oh fuck what is wrong with her face
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>>12800249

>implying
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>>12800216
>tfw only one sweetie rumble shipping picture
https://derpiboo.ru/244135
>tfw only one sweetie rumble porn picture
https://derpiboo.ru/108807
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>>12800220
Here's a surprise
Some people don't follow anyone that can doodle a shit or two
Most of us are those people, and we d-

>>12800250
Yeah, it's BCS
Filter and report all shitposting.
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>>12800250
No, just fuck off if you don't actually do anything other than shitpost
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>>12800192
I'm sorry anon
Heres a Derpy that looks like a little dutch boy made with my touch pad on a water bed
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>>12800216
Someone should ship them to Abu Dhabi
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>every anon with a trip is BCS
one day you're gonna scare off an actual artist
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HEY KID

ARE YOU WANTING PASTRY YES
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Let's be honest
If Pinkie were actually throwing you a party she would be annoying as all hell
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>>12800266

I'm going to reply to this and there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop me from hitting "Submit."
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>>12800263
There's also one where he's fucking a sweetie doll
but that one's shit
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>>12800273
>anon
>with a trip

>implying we would give a shit about an artist that only wants to gather attention
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>>12800271
Okay I won't kill you yet
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>>12800239
I actually feel bad for RCH that you whiteknight him. And I want him gone almost as bad as I want you gone. That says a lot.
He literally does less then you.
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>>12800277
This fundamental difference in attitude is why you would not be making many friend in equestria
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>>12800273
>an actual artist
Not on my mlpg dammit
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>>12800272
Someone should ship them to my place.
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>>12800272

I laughed...
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>>12800287
Phew
Even though I forgot the ears, which are the best part of a pony?
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>>12800277
I'd more likely be embarassed. I'd like it.
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>>12800291
I would make plenty of friends with the angry ponies
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>>12800281
Vail avay.
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>>12800289

Thanks for proving my suspicions right!

I'm going to continue to laugh and eat potato chips and drink my water.

So what's YOUR favorite pony?
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>>12800302
No the best part is the but
followed by the belly
and then the dock
and then yeah, the ears
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>>12800289
Why does everyone hate Rch lately? What'd he do?
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>>12800304
>anon bonding with Bonbon over their mutual hate of everything
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>>12800141
I feel like Dash's writing would suck, but she'd be so earnest about it that I'd have to word my criticism carefully.

Pull your punches, and she won't improve. Tear it to shreds, and she'll give up. It's a fine line.
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>>12800311
This is false, the ears are the best part of anything except for griffons because they dont have ears and thats okay
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>>12800310
>I'm going to continue to laugh and eat potato chips and drink my water.
so tryhard
go ahead and try to convince us your'e happy and not crying onto e keyboard rightnow
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>>12800317

ur mom
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>>12800291
who are you saying would not be making the friend in glorious horse nation

here i have passport and horse friend

please let me immigrate into equestria
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>>12800321
But Griffons are terrible creatures
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>>12800302

The butt is the best part.
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>>12800306
Why are they so perfect?
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Okay so here's the hook. You're a femanon/slutty mare whatever your memes are. And I'm shipping you with Sweetie. She's your "waifu"

Okay and Rarity is going to be escorting you to a movie theater. What movie do you go to see?
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>>12800326
This horse is expired
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>>12800281
There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop us from filtering you

Sure, you could go anon

But that would mean just blending in with the masses, and missing on that attention you crave
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>>12800320
I agree that's how she'd react and the worst part is that her writing fanfictions is canon too.
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>>12800336
Because twins?
Shit nigga I just like the way they look
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>>12800337
>Okay so here's the hook
pls pudge no
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>>12800340
pls stop responding anon
you're feeding the faggot
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how do i keep gross deers out of my pool?
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>>12800334
The butt is a good part but I would rather play with the ears
>>12800330
We'll fight.
I swear we will
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>>12800339
fine then

i come back later with new horse friend
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>>12800317
>everyone
It's just the one dude with a stick up his ass that shows up at this time every night.
>what'd he do
Nothing.
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>>12800337

What movies are out?
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>>12800340
well then filter her and stop responding you idiot
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>>12800317
It's literally a shitposter thinking he is dragging down another artist.
Or something, I dunno, needless to say, it has been the most fail filled attempt I have seen to date.
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>>12800347
You have to inseminate the pool with pears.
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>>12800357

we thought he failed with Tex too
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>>12800352
>what'd he do
Some people don't consider what you do "art" if it isnt drawing a pony for them.
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>>12800357
>>12800352
>
boop
>>12800317


Man where did these people even come from
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>>12800352
>>12800357
Good to hear, I like RCH.
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>>12800343

Okay so... the scoop? The dilly-o?

I'm not sure what you guys want. 4chan is legitimately confusing....
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>>12800347
Wolves
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>>12800342
They're just so pretty, I want both of them
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>>12800368

Who are you? What is going on? Where am I? When is the next episode?
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>>12800376
Stop responding.
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>>12800359

Doesn't Doctor Hooves HATE pears?
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>>12800374
Too bad, this one's mine
Only one pone to one anon
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>>12800374
Limit of one pony per customer
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>>12800371
fuck off nanaki, that is your solution to everything
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>>12800342
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[music]
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>>12800362
Fear the day RCH draws.
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>>12800339
it is me again with current horse

glory to equestria please let me in
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>>12800381
>>12800388
Then i want Flitter
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>>12800347
Electricity.
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>>12800376
>next episode is 102 days away

Jesus christ
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>>12800376

Let me think for a minute... just so you know, this is entirely a fictional thought experiment, it'll never actually happen. Just so we're clear on that.

Who are you?
I draw ponies and I write comic stories sometimes. I run my own webcomic here: http://www.gronkcomic.com/

What is going on?
You're on a date with Sweetie, she's right on the cusp of becoming an adult and you're a young awkward filly yourself with a huge crush on your marefriend.

Where am I?
You're in the Ponyville Theatre MST3000

When is the next episode?
November 23rd.

Did I pass?
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>>12800347
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXX6zm1sJEQ
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>>12800367
What has he done. No seriously, what has he done to earn so much reverence from the MLPG.
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>>12800401
QUICK MLPG
POST THE PONE THAT YOU WANT
FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
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>>12800417
EVERYPONE
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>>12800417
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>>12800417
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>>12800417
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>>12800400
[denied]
[denied]
[denied]
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I'm bored, lets talk about Chrysalis.

She looks like she has a pretty easy job. Spends most of her time lounging around in swank ruins watching shit on her magic orb, has the unquestioned obedience of an army of shapeshifters, and apparently the landscape is scattered with overly cute cat things that are just bursting with love.

She could have a pretty good life if she just relaxed and bygones be bygones
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>>12800417
my pony
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>>12800417
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>>12800421
>>12800424
You two fucked up and didn't get a pone
Now go home losers
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>>12800417
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>>12800417

It's the hair...
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>>12800411
>What was that noise?
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>>12800411
>you will never have daughters
>you will never be their hero
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>>12800430
she spends all day breeding suitors for herself while all the drone females do all the work.
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>>12800430

Yeah, she's got a huge hateboner for Celestia and Twilight and Shining Armor and she should just chill with those cute Changeling guardfriends of hers.
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>>12800437
>>12800441
Ew, those aren't pones
They weren't supposed to be in my pone store
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>>12800417
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>>12800417
MINE
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>>12800414
>so much reverence
Simply not shitting on someone constantly isn't "reverence". People like him because he doesn't tend to behave like an idiot, that is enough to achieve that. If you think that he does behave like an idiot a lot, then there's something wrong with your perception of his actions, not him.
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>>12800430
I like bugpone
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>>12800441
cause it certainly isn't the face.
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>12800341
She has potential, to be sure. Again, an earnest love for what she does. She strikes me as a simple-minded writer, which is difficult to work with, but not as difficult as a pretentious one.

From what we've seen, she's the self-insert fanfic type, which is problematic, but maybe she could get shaken out of that habit.

You'd probably have to work with her one-on-one at first; with her stage fright, a workshop is probably too much when she's just starting out.
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>>12800451

True.
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>>12800435
lolno
I have everypone now
And you have NOTHING
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>>12800465
Stop responding.
>>
test
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>>12800460
Are you that guy who waifu's obscure background ponies?
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>>12800455
So then she's free?
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>>12800472
Limit of one pone per person idiot, were you even paying attention?
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>>12800468
>all those problems
I never want to work with Dash professionally
She makes a better housewife
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>>12800465

Also agreed on that, the EQG faces are too round.

I just like it because it sort of reminds me of Sailor Moon and that was my FAVORITE show growing up.
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>Everyone is sucking RCH's cock.

Guess /mlp/ is right about mlpg being a giant cocksucking circlejerk..
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>>12800441
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>>12800472
Nigga I got this pone already
2slow
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>>12800478
How can waifu be plural

Remove yourself from the premises
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>>12800478
Flying Saucer waifus Rose
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>>12800480
Nobody said that, 'person idiot'. I picked all the pones, so I own them all, just according to the rules
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>>12800483
RCH ISNT EVEN FUCKING HERE
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>>12800489
There is no plural in Japanese
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>>12800417

The one on the __right___
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>>12800489
Waifii, clearly
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>>12800487

Haha oh wow.
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>>12800487
Stop responding.
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>>12800492

>>12800388
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So anyone knows when the next comic or micro comes out?
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>>12800464
what if chrysalis was robot skeleton?
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>>12800495
Exactly. There is no waifuing background ponies. Only background pony.
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>>12800491
There was a guy at Bronycon who came to our table with a Rose plush. He pet it longingly and lamented about how no-one at the con was selling prints of Rose.
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>>12800505
>tfw no macro pony
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>>12800462
He isn't an artist, yet he posts here with no trip, does not contributing anything and he gets no shit for it. And before you tell me his 'pictures' are contribution they are just a camwhore with toys.
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>>12800451
Living the dream

>>12800464
She's great
Great voice, great design. Really terrible, awful plans though.
She needs an adviser, or a general. Someone other than her obedient drones hanging around doing whatever she says
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>>12800504
That isn't the official word, smartass
Give me a copy of the rule stamped by Celestia, in triplicate.
THEN we'll talk.
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>>12800507
Robots can still be cute.
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Someone taped these on every light pole in my friend's neighborhood.

I'm no fucking detective, but this seems shady, very shady.

1. no parent would allow their child to invite/give phone number via every fucking light pole in the neighborhood.
2. the misspellings seem deliberate, as too try and seem innocent
3. the phone number is a vegas number, but this was found in phoenix.

discuss....
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PONE STORE IS CLOSED
COME BACK NEVER
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>>12800510
at least he got a plushie, they don't make plushies of my waifu
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>>12800496

It's okay to like this stuff, right? Sometimes I feel conflicted about... you know... liking it THAT way.

Darn those sexy tinyhorses.
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>>12800523
i'd call the cops.
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>>12800504
This document is a blatant fake.
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>>12800523
Report to authorities and tear 'em down.
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>>12800511
;_;
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>>12800510
That's actually pretty creepy
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>>12800523
yep.

pedophile ring.

and/or brony deathtrap.

Either way, I approve.
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>>12800523
They saw you snap that image.
THEY ARE ONTO YOU!
THE TRAP HAS BEEN SPRUNG!
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>>12800481
No, are you kidding? It's even harder to review material from someone who's that close to you.

Your job as her editor is much easier if it remains a professional relationship.
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>>12800541
It was insanely creepy. He must have been like 40.
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>>12800503
i didnt get that shitty folder that takes up 10% of my disk space for nothing
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>>12800517

I think King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis should hook up or TwilightXChrysalis. What do you think /co/?
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i dare anyone to find a better human scootaloo than this

http://imgur.com/a/vIxOu
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>>12800523
You live in the same state as me. It wasn't me Rainbow Dash is cool and all but I wouldn't post signs everywhere.
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>>12800552
Stop responding to the faggot. The faggot will leave if you stop responding.
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>>12800544
THE SECRET IS OUT
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>>12800496
>posting THAT grown up DT
>not this one
nigga is you srs
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>>12800559
Or did you?
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>>12800517
>there will never be a legion of doom-esque team up with all the villians

Shit after KCAFO the only one's left are her and King Somebody
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>>12800493
Let's hope it stays that way.
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>>12800531
dont worry you got raped so its fair and youre justified of being a horse pedo
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>>12800558
That isn't a cripple.
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>>12800523
Call the number.
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>>12800562
That has never happened in the history of mankind
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>>12800551
Sweet christ
I feel bad that you had to witness that
Did he ask you anything Rose related?
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>>12800576
Stop responding.

>>12800579
Yes it did.
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>>12800562
k
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>>12800571
N-No...
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>>12800558
>no penis

What's even the point?
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>>12800510
Rose has a way of causing mental illness. I knew a guy in real life who liked her for a bit. He never said anything, but she was always on his wallpaper or something. For as long as he even gave a shit about that pone, he was kind of off.

Spaced out, jumpy, blunt affect, thousand yard stare. Then when rose vanished from his homescreens and walls he went back to normal.

Two weeks later he had a nervous breakdown and stopped being able to remember that I was his friend but yeah
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>>12800573

Heheh Lord Donut Steal.
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>>12800577
Can she fly?

>Atheists: 1
>You: 0
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>>12800523
HTC Glacier
nice camera
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>>12800588
OR DID YOU
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>>12800523
>Not showing up to the kids pool party
Don't be a pussy this guy seems legit.
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>>12800588

Saine is a qt 3.14.
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>>12800573
That would be really cool

They'll probably add another one in season 4. That sedusa pony looks interesting, though she's probably in a dream or something.
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>>12800598
>>12800523

Uuuuuuncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basemeeeeeeent!

You won't wear a shirt and you'll cryyyyyyy a lot
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>>12800513
Tripfagging or namefagging in itself is not a crime against humanity. It's very strongly discouraged for a simple reason, most people handle them badly and make the threads worse as a result. RCH can behave himself when he has a name on so it doesn't really matter. Even then, if you dislike him and dislike discussion connected to him, you can always filter him. Seeing that you're the only person in this thread of about 10-25 people complaining about him I don't think that he's the worst thing to ever brace MLPG and you filtering him would solve all current problems.
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>>12800580
No, he just kinda said how his favorite pony gets no love as he pet the plush and then walked away.
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>>12800589
girls dont have penises anon
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>>12800606

I shouldn't laugh at that but I did.
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>>12800609
Don't respond
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>>12800594
hm

anon should have taken that picture with a timestamp.
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>>12800606
>some cry
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>>12800619
you're doing it wrong
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>>12800601
Are you looking to fight?
I challenge you to an honorable duel for the lady's hand!
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>>12800597
It wasn't me I swear!
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>>12800606
Patton Oswalt pls, stay
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>>12800606
>ANON LEGION'S BRONY SLAUGHTERHOUSE
>EAT SHIT DEGENERATES
>some fat guy in a fawkes mask starts dual wielding replica katanas and charges the crowd of fedora'd neckbeards
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>>12800610
I can't say I saw this guy, I wish I did
I think the worst I saw was a fat kid who obviously never took off his clothing with his stressed out mom
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>>12800631
Oh okay.
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>>12800638

Oh my god you guys really are the best thread, I'm pissing myself laughing.

Your reputation was NOT exaggerated.
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>>12800591
rose attracts crazy people

case in point: lily and daisy
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>>12800609
>Hur it's okay he can behave himself.
>It's okay for tripfags to post that don't contribute shit as long as they behave themselves!
>>12800619
Don't allow pollution trips from the piss to infect MLPG.
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>>12800642
Wasn't Fluffy being accompanied by his mom at his table?
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>>12800661
Mike has always been autistic though. Who cares.
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>>12800642
>fat kid who obviously never took off his clothing

...What?
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http://imgur.com/Kd0xnWs
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>>12800661
Yeah, we actually talked about him for a minute or two while he was signing autographs about how he needed a job and that she's glad that he's got this [shitty] fanbase
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>>12800620
says 6 hours ago.
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Is there a chrysalis or background pony fan that isn't an autist?
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>>12800672
Sweat at his pits and that kind of funk that fries your nostril hair
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>>12800674
Was she nice about it? Or had that hidden sense of disgust about it?
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Is there a twilight fan that isn't an autist?
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>>12800673
ugh, whats this guys tumblr. the art is below the line for decent to me but it is my fetish so i much follow.
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>>12800684
no
>>12800690
no
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knock knock

Rarity's new outfit for S4 is coming sometime today. I already have an idea of what I want it to be
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>guy takes pictures of pony toys with googly eyes on them, good for a quick laugh
>isn't a giant shitstain, doesnt talk shit, doesnt spam
>FUCK HIM HE'S WORST THAN BCS AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH
>why?
>REASONS
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Dear God
has anyone else tried Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs?
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why would anyone go to bronycon with their mom?
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Guess what?

http://rapidshare.com/files/3332418764/futahalloween.7z
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I carry a picture of rch to always fill me with vengeance.
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>>12800673
>Cheerilee will never peg you
Why do I go on
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>>12800703
oh, he's back

Time to set myself on fire in protest.
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>>12800684
I like Chrysalis. I don't think I'm autistic
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>>12800703
I've missed your latest stuff

Is there any place where I can see it?
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>>12800712
Ask Jay
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>>12800688
She's like one of those nice old ladies without the old part, don't get me wrong
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>>12800724
You should be asleep
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>>12800708
i tried twice but it came out awful, but that is my own fault.
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>>12800704
You know you're doing SOMETHING right when you've got someone that passionately hates you for absolutely no reason.
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>>12800685

Christ, that's horrifying.

>tfw a buddy told you a story about working as a summer camp counselor
>tfw his lodge had that one kid who refused to bathe or change his clothes
>tfw they eventually literally dragged him to the lake and scrubbed him clean by force with a rough sponge/brush.

Never be afraid to take drastic measures. Should have done his mom a favor and hosed the filthy little fucker off.
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>>12800724
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>>12800526
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You need to find a place and Chrysalis is the only one accepting roommates
What do?
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>>12800736
Honestly, how?
It's just scrambled eggs but you whisk them constantly and add butter and chives
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>>12800708
Have you tried screaming at them?
How European are you, this may be important.
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>>12800638
>meanwhile, in a meetthepyro-esque vision, dow2 intro plays out
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>>12800708

Yes. They're quite good.

Although I use Laughing Cow cheese because I don't have any creme fraiche.
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>>12800731
Jay is the kind of person that I'd like to see not exist anymore
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>>12800745
Room with her and let her force her goo down my throat
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>>12800703
>Rarity

You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means.

You're a parasite. You can't make it on your own, so you name your creations after MLP characters, and then keep bugging us. You latch onto fandoms. You know in your heart this. Your "Ask" tumblr went nowhere, with only a few pity views. Hell half the questions were by me until I forgot about it.
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>>12800751
noo
>>12800756
the creme is unnecessary really
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>>12800745
what does her candy taste like?
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>>12800731

Did he get... fatter?
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>>12800730

grudgingly seconded
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>>12800703
You could have put a bit more effort into making him stand out
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>>12800746
i dont fukken know. my guess is i cooked too fast or was stirring too fast. also i hear not letting the pan heat up first fucks it up.
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>>12800745
is she into super hyper space wars
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>>12800745
>terms and conditions of residence:
>must be okay with slime
>good hygiene
>not fat
>loving and compassionate
>likes cats
>not afraid of bugs

Well, a score of one out of six isn't too bad right guys
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>>12800691
http://smogys-nest.tumblr.com/
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>>12800764
Calm the fuck down, pony is not that fucking serious
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>>12800770
The camera adds 10 pounds
And a unicorn horn
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>>12800731
I just noticed

Jay looks like a ginger Silent Bob

y'know, only fatter and uglier and uglier and fatter.
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>>12800776
just remember that with eggs you can't cook too slow
low-med heat is fine, too high and everything burns
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Would you bury your head between twilight's thighs knowing full well that there were two razor sharp blades next to your head ready to strike if you displease her?
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>>12800781
6/6, when can I move in?
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>>12800790
That guy behind him is pretty 8/10 though
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>>12800789
>The camera adds 10 pounds

How many did they have pointed at him???
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>>12800738
What's sad is he has done actual work and all people see him for is googly eyes. Yet he gives not a single fuck. "Hey, I made a dress for this pony, googly eyes."
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>>12800776
They key thing is using a fairly low/medium low heat AND KEEPING IN MIND THE EGGS ARE STILL COOKING AFTER YOU TAKE THE HEAT OFF
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>>12800800
onf

tyes
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>>12800800
no, because twilight is a shitty pone
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>>12800778
>>12800762
>playing Hyperspace Hyperwars with Chrysalis while laying half submerged in her living room
>She taught you some twisted version of a drinking game, where every time you lose a unit she gives you a drink
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>>12800802
He is, isn't he?

He's albino, but he wears it well.
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>>12800781
>must be okay with slime
In what way?
Like, it's everywhere and it's got a weird smell?
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>>12800789
there must have been a lot of cameras at bronycon then
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>>12800807
>What's sad
He's having fun with it, and that's the most important thing.
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>>12800805

LOOOOOOL
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>>12800802
If you say so
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>>12800770
He became one with his 10 lb backpack.
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>>12800812
kraut pls
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>>12800781

>5/6

Fuck bugs
Literally this time
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>>12800823
who's the manlett?
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>>12800823

I'm gonna assume that absolutely no good advice came out of that panel.
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>>12800820
>He is the specialist little special artist we have!
I hope you have stickers for his helmet when he comes on.
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>>12800815
It's probably of relation, like how girls are friends with fat chicks to make themselves look better

>>12800823
He can at least pass the "I'm not a fucking loser" test on looks
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>>12800836

probably
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>>12800814
>expecting all sorts of things from transformation into a broodmare to aphrodisiac effects, even both
>does absolutely nothing
>it's just changeling spit mixed with flower pollen, fermented over a cold season or two
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>>12800842
No flutters
I love you
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>>12800833
>Jitterbug Jive/ Bald Dumbo Rat
I think he's ftm
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>>12800842
I could never hate you Fluttershy, even tough you're my least favorite.
Now who the fuck beat you up?
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>>12800781
I pass on all accounts. Would it be a platonic relationship or would there be a chance of something more?
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>>12800842
THE NECKS THE NECKS THE NECKS THE NECKS
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>>12800745
Sounds good to me.

>Low rent (she lives in a ruined castle, after all)
>Spacious living areas
>Out of town a lot, giving you the place to yourself.
>Good sense of humor.
>Willing to share some of her booze.
>Likes to play Hyperspace Hyperwars.
>Slowly brainwashes you into being her subservient loveslave.

Well, sign me up.
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>>12800836
Jay went on and on about how furniture scared him out his house and about how he believes all that is wrong with the world is now ghosts (the ghosts being hawaiian punch, of course)
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>>12800836
I don't think anything even happened other than circle jerking
I didn't want to go as bad as I wanted to make ass of myself with hawaiian punch
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>>12800836
of course not.
it's probably about how to be so self absorbed and take any positive comments to stay the course.
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>>12800774

He's a bland as fuck background character, I don't know, man.

>>12800764

But a parasite has to benefit from the organism it's moochin off of, you applehead
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>>12800842
Noone's saying they hate you fluttershy, but we're certainly thinking it very loudly. Oh my yes.
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>>12800846
>changeling spit mixed with flower pollen
Is changeling spit gummy candy?
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>>12800865
You're grasping at straws. You are benefiting from it in a way. All publicity is good publicity, after all.
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uh oh, anon posted the image of that pedophile poster on /b/

they're tracking him down.

I hope it wasn't AB who put it up.
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>>12800846
That sounds more appetizing than it should.
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>>12800842

How could I hate someone as nice as you?

Let's get you home.
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>>12800836
it was shit but jay gets free table/hotel room for doing it.
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>>12800870
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>>12800878

Why would you hope it wasn't AB?
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>>12800865

You benefit from the attention.

Without latching onto the MLP and other fandoms you would be toiling away in EVEN MORE obscurity.
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>>12800842
Even though youre my least favorite, I dont hate you. I love all my little ponies.
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>>12800873
>changelings turn love into honey
>queen chrysalis' vag tastes like honey
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>>12800807
>Shit at everything?
>Googly eyes.
>95 notes.

If I had known being this /b/ was so popular here I would have done it sooner.
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>>12800823
>>12800836

and to think we could have seen LK wedged in between that hunk of manmeat and the midget
I'm glad he didn't get on the panel
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>>12800865
I understand but I just think that it would serve some justice since you obviously put way more effort into her
It stands out a lot
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>>12800895

I said before: it would have been like having Stephen King on a panel about Jason in Space or Leprechaun.
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>>12800878
As much as I hate /b/, I'm somewhat interested
Can you link
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>>12800878
>>12800888
>/b/
>ever getting shit done
It's full of script kiddies and sheep
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>>12800893
Oh god, we're getting into beegirl territory.
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