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Things that are like ponies but are not ponies edition!

Old horse: >>12763891
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I AM THE GREATEST
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This thread was made and deleted before. No.
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>>12769825
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>>12769859
because it was beaten by a few scant seconds before
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I want to be the very best
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>>12769885
It was marked.
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>>12769889
well, you have to defeat >>12769858 to do so
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>>12769878
Pet
Pony
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>>12769912
I prefer to pet the ponies
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>>12769912
<3
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>>12769825
NOTTO THISO SHITTO AGAIN
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>>12769921
would you pet your pet pony?
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>>12769889
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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Pony said I'm the best at petting her and no one petted her better than me.
SUCK IT FAGGOTS
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>Lamia ponies

On a scale of 1 - 10:
Yes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnlquKcFM58

Here, S4 animatics
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pantyanon are you here?
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>>12769962
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>>12769986
-1
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>>12769960
but I don't have a pet pony to pet
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>>12769878
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remember when saine gray was cool
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marker where?
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Any good horseboners lately?
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>>12770003
if you had a pet pony to pet would you pet your pet pony?
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>>12769987
Why does S4 look so perfect /co/?
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hurry up and mark this thread
i want to delete it and post it in the bat pony general
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>>12770003

Use your imagination anon.

And by imagination, I mean penis
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>>12770048
Have you ever stood in such dramatic shadows that people could only see your eyes and hair?
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>>12769960
>>12770040
>you will never have a pet filly going into heat for the first time
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>>12770040
Of course. I would make sure she gets lots of fresh air and play time too.

nonsexually of course
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>>12769960
>>12770003
>>12770040
>>12770069
pony is not for slavery
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>>12770049
that would really just rustle my jammies all up, boy i tell ya hwhut
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Hips
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>>12769986
maximum hugging abilities
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get booping!
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>>12770082
some are
we need hard working pony slaves to make life easier for the more high class ponies and humans
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>>12770031
there hasnt been ANY good pony fics OR art in so long i had to go back to fapping to 3dpd
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this thread reminds me of something
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp12521699.html
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>>12770091
are okay
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>>12770011
It's grey with an E
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>>12770123
no
none are
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>>12770131
>same filename

Yeah, someone else make a new thread
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>>12769987
I hope they make some kind of legit reason Luna went bonkers with shit, not just "I'm jealous so I'm going to be bad". I am betting on something like Celestia being a bit too much gloaty about the sun and duties she inadvertently became a dick to Luna
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>>12770131
new thread pls.
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>MLP will never have amazing writing like Large Father and Small Son
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Here's an update on that thing I did yesterday.
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>>12770140
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>>12770192
pacce pls
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>tfw it's impossible to find a good hat server now, and the only way I can play is with mlpg
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>>12770192
well I hope the people who bought those are happy
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>>12770192
i hope one of them sues the shit of them so bad.
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I guess.

>>12770215
>>12770215
>>12770215
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>>12770207
What are you implying here mister
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>>12770207
the worst feeling
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>>12770219
>Someone showed Betheda employees F:E shit and they got free swag for it.

I shit you not.
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>>12770200
wats the joke?
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>>12770225
well fuck, I guess I should stop trying then.
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>>12770219
Type it again with proper english, I have no idea what you just tried to say.
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>>12770200
heh cute
I love how he's just deadpan staring at the thing in the last panel
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>>12770202
I don't understand this response.
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>>12770207
Half of any game is the people you play it with.
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>>12770274
they made no profit

just covered the costs of the books
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>>12770200
I don't have any approval pictures for this
I love it
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>>12770241
>I guess I should stop trying then

Somebody linked your older thread with the exact same OP that was marked and then thread deleted. Maybe you should have tried something else if you didn't want to be associated with it.
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>>12770192
what the fuck is this like a Fallout Equestrian DVD? what is even on it?
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>>12770274
You can't really copyright a word. Besides, all the names in the fic were non FO canon (pipbuck vs pipboy and so on) and they are protected under parody clause.
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>>12770302
Its the fanfic in book form
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>>12770302
It's this thing called "books". Imagine, pieces of paper with text on them. How archaic!
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>>12770302
the fic, because a txt file of it doesn't fit on a cd
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>>12770207

Can we hats now?
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>>12770309
>pipbuck
i heard so much about this stupid story and even the people who like it make it sound like shit to me.
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MARKER WHERE?
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>>12770331
W-what kind of tablet is made only with paper?!
HOW DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC?!
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Hey guys let's talk about our hopes for S4?
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>>12770140
FUCK that means my entire folder is a lie
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>>12770360
in the actual thread

>>12770225
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Pony that is not pony is cute.
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>>12770409
i'm excited
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>uncertain which horse to fetish in
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Hey Apples, what's your real reason for deleting pony? The reason I quit pony, or at least less frequent, is because it's my main source of traffic and all I'm known for.
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>>12770140
ey man can I get a link to your tumblr
you post finished requests, right? I was wondering if you decided to do mine or not.
Ponies playing beach volleyball or something like that
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http://images.4channel.org/f/src/meet-n-fuck-bikini-bottom.swf

Why isn't there an MLP meet n fuck yet?
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>>12770426
that one is also not marked

>>12770427

I agree
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>>12770446
Because there are no chicks here
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>>12770427
pony is incapable of not being cute no matter their form
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>>12770449
this is a ruse thread that OP will delete as soon as the marker is posted. we had that before.
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>>12770464
would you protect them from this?
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Ross pls finish this.
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>>12770411
Holy crap, someone's actually saving my art?
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>>12770474
I assure you that I will not
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>>12770470
yes
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>>12770498
I am too

You make good stuff
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>>12770498
>implying
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>>12770240
>>12770244
>>12770292

It's not entirely done yet - still need that moment when we snap back to reality - but thanks for the support.

Trying something new and it seems to be paying off so far.
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>>12770474
the reason this thread got deleted last time was recycling being enforced by a mod
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>you will never have a massive ponut
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Soon
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>>12770004
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I couldn't think of a way that I liked to depict Sparkler visiting Derpy, so I drew them catching up. It was going to be in a forest in the fall, I had it all planned out and abandoned it because it wasn't looking great.

So no painting, just two colorful ponies. I really need to study painting more.
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>>12770563
But you have a massive human donut anon.
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>>12770411
>>12770515
>>12770529
Thanks, you guys are great
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a tale of two threads
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>>12770563
a massive shame
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>>12770585
still cute either way
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>>12770593
Why does ponoe like to beep?
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>>12770589
>>12770444
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stop posting in this dead thread
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>>12770609
because it's a fun noise to make
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the brones watch the pones
as the pones watch the brones
who watch the pones go by
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>>12770588
>you will never fill anon's massive donut with your horsecock
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>>12770588
Humans have internal donuts.
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do personhorses count?
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"hahaha boop" when
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>Go back to /co/
>See all the new generals

When did we become normal?
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>>12770699
>>12770699
sometime between now and the heat death of the universe
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>>12770699

>EHHH HEEEEEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHH!
>BEWP!
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>>12770339
>It's a book because no known portable storage could hold it.
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>>12770444
This is the only thing I have relating to the beach.

Tumblr is sainegrey.tumblr.com I also recently started a thread on the sub
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>>12770699
[boop]
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>>12770709
will celestia die a heat death?
>you will never fuck celestia untill all energy in the universe has turned into mass
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oh god which one do I boop
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>>12770735
I hope she does not have to sit through the heat death of the universe
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>>12770725
>mfw I actually requested that one as well
cheers
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>>12770747
this one has more people
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Wonder if this manga is going to be any good.
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>>12770747
Oh, you too?
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>>12770762
Most likely not
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>>12770747
Boop them both.
Let Leth sort them out...
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>>12770747
>filename
what?
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>>12770757
stop hogging all the requests you request hog
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>>12770606
I am annoyed that I can no longer see what I liked, but also that the person is having some sort of problem and letting it control their actions. I'm the type of guy to notice that something is wrong and to figure out why. Being too laid back is just letting a problem go and continue. Eventually it will mess with something you like and then you will talk about it, but why not nip it in the bud?
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Do you like your pony achingly fullor well drained?
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>>12770795
Is that guy wasting Big Red?
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>>12770747

ISAAC BOOP SOMETHING OR I WILL
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>>12770757
saine is cool but his friend roogna is trying his hardest to turn him into a furry.

dont be surprised if you see obese anthro pics on his tumblr soon
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>>12770830
healthily satisfied
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>>12770833
Is that you Horsemilk?
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>>12770830
I like to well drain my achingly full pony.
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>>12770795
I have perfected the art of coming up with requests that artists like to respond to
requests that are structured enough to give them ideas but loose enough to give them freedom to play with those ideas artistically
light and fun, my two-to-three sentence blurb responses to "requests?" enthralls them every time
In other words, come and get them~
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>>12770833
>Me trying to turn him into a furry
ehehe
AHAHAHAHA
AHHHAHAAAAAHHAAAAHAAAAHAHA
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>>12770795
I want that hat.
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>>12770865
what are ones artists have done so far?
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>>12770888
i was also just noticing how sweet that hat is
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>>12770888
pleb tier hat
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i want to cum inside pantyanon
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>>12770865
I've gotten "Scootaloo wearing a hat" a bunch of times. If it's simple enough people will do it because it doesn't sound like as much work.
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>>12770894
that is such a cute idea for a comic or something
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>>12770601
Thanks, anon.
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Guys I have a dilemna. I poot alot in my computer chair. My computer chair is made of leather.

So after about 3 months of pooting not only did make a new hole in my underwear, I also destroyed the seating area on my chair where I poot alot.

Please explain to me what causes this phenomomomon?
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>>12770894
>Ponies and hats
Dear god no, none will survive. It's the second coming of socks.
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>>12770960
Satan lives inside your colon.
Get a priest.
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>>12770917
>playing TF2
>hear teammate cry out
>turn around
>suddenly a spy with a car on his head
>it bobs around as he runs away from my bullets
>disappears
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>>12769825
Octopony
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>>12770898
loads of them. I don't save them anywhere special
They're usually just doodles but I appreciate them all the same. Last one I remember off the top of my head is that Aussie pony Jessy doodled.
It's the artists doing all the work, I just come up with ideas a lot.
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>>12771004
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>>12771002
>not being paralyzed with dread
lies
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>>12770982
I'm having a hard time remembering if there were ever ponies wearing socks in the show.
Were there any?
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>>12771002
>The last thing you hear is a car alarm beep behind you.
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>>12771015
i hope you aren't an entitled fuck about it-
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>>12771031
Too lewd, point is it'd take over.
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>>12771031
I can't think of any
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>>12771020
Pinkiepuss is cute
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>>12771004
>>12771020
I'd like to watch Pinkieocto bouncing along on two tentacles.
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>>12771020
This is one of my favorite fandom pics of all time.
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>>12771066
That she is
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Your favourite pone is a fascist
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>>12771031
No but they have socks so that means they wear them sometimes. Rarity threw one away in Party of One and I think they showed up at least once more but can't remember

She was throwing away a human sock.
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>>12771015
>Getting a request done even if it's just a doodle.

Feels good, man.

I need to do it more.
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>>12771078
oh god is she the thing?
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>>12771078
Would you make out with the top of fluttershy's head.
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>>12771056
Absolutely disgusting and unrealistic

Get a better fetish/10
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>>12771056
>that blush
>that smile
>those heaving tits
>that outline of a puffy nipple
>offering of herself
>soft belly
I am getting a boner. Also ignoring the legs.
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>>12771082
Time to activate the garbage disposal I installed recently
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>>12771089
oh yeah, well so is your face
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>>12771056
Why is she so happy
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>>12771089
No she isn't
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>Random key wont work on keyboard.
>Turns out there is a piece of stainless steel trimming caught inside.
>Pull out half a cat's worth of hair fishing for it.
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>>12771066
What about this?
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>>12771050
are you kidding me, it's like getting a present every time
I never expect people to actually do them, so I'm always pleasantly surprised
I love that this general has so many artists, it's crazy
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>>12771138
yeah she's a fashion-ist!
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>>12770808
I guess I won't be able to understand your point of view at the moment; I just try to stay lax or just comfort instead due to feeling under-qualified to actually help as I'd rather not make any situation worse by my hands.
It's sometimes a shame to find the art you liked is hard to find again, but it's not like it was ours in the first place, the artist was sharing, we saw it and appreciated it at the time.
Thanks for talking the way you have as well, it's really swell. Do believe me when I say I'm trying to understand where you're coming from, as reluctant as I'm being.
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>>12771142
There's a fairy that slips one hair in your keyboard a day for every day you use it.
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>>12771066
lewd
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>>12771108
>>/fpg/
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>>12771162
Getting a request done is the best feeling in the world
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>>12771165
You may not be him but you're as bad as him.

God I'm having flashbacks about the Pinkie book...oh god those puns...so godamn many, everywhere.
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>>12770202
Oh god these .gifs
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>>12771137
I hate Snips, I hate anthro, but there's something about this that gets me going. I hate myself for it too.
Like what?
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>>12771108

Please go back to fluffybooru.
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>>12771035
Ha ha! *beep*
>car hits your nose
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>>12771162
we need more people like you.
not just someone who can pitch good ideas to artfags, but also someone who isn't a huge asshole about it.
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>>12771172
I knew dad always complained about faeries for some reason!
Damn them and their magical land of San Fransisco!
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>>12771031
>>12771094
Apple Bloom had a bunch of socks.

Also she's wearing one, that counts, right?
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>>12771220
mint please

there are no hands or lesbian candy makers here
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>>12771192
What about doing requests? Don't tell me you just take and don't give.
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>>12771154
I don't know anon, she's kind of Yellow.
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>>12771192
Why doesn't he just remove the detonator from the charge?
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>>12771220

>hello.jpg
>iloveyou.jpg

won't you tell me your name?
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>>12771224
HE IS NEVER FOR SEXUAL, NOW OR EVER
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>>12771222
>Rarity is a humanfucker
>Applebloom is also a humanfucker
I guess Twilight isn't alone after all
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>>12771235
What about Octovia
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>>12771056
Dude this really sucks.
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>>12771192
So...he uses telekinesis on the cuter...why isn't he doing this from a distance?
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>>12771241
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>>12771228
I have hands like a snake and any work I can do is not at a presentable level yet. That "crystal therapy" guy draws better than me
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>>12771252
is that a vagina on her chest?!
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>>12770174
I'm pretty sure it's Twilight looking into a memory, not aware that's what's happening
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>>12771252
ilu bby u dtf?
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>>12770436
I told you the real reason. I don't need a sub because I'm not going to use it. I lost interest in mlpg and ponies so I don't feel the need to have one. Sorry man!

Celestia is still a favorite though. I find myself wanting to draw her a lot.
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>>12771207
aw shucks
I'd rather contribute, to be honest. I feel like I get a lot without giving back enough, like how >>12771228 puts it.
>>12771192
I love tailoring requests to artists, too. I saw Inky had cool backgrounds so I suggested hippie ponies in the Yellow Submarine and got two pictures out of it. Too cool
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boop
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>>12771196
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How much brony princess will be in S4?
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>>12771262
I don't browse /g/, who is this guy and why does he interject so often to tell me ab out the wonders of gentoo?
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>>12771162
>>12771192
It amazes me any time one of my silly requests gets taken.
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>>12771280
>Magnet Week pony
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>>12771056

>see top of the image
unf
>those fucking legs
fnu
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>>12771240
Doors pls

pls stay
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>>12771280
That's just Twist with a different eye color. Even the cutie mark is the same.
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>>12771280
No one understands her talent, or her powers.
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>>12771275
Are you going to leave already?
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>>12771275
So ... you really are not done with mlpg and ponies.

You are not making any sense.
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>>12771303
Oh shit never mind those are magnets. I'm a retard and suck dicks.

Sorry.
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>>12771280
Unf really cute!
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>>12771170
I like discussions/debates. I'm okay with being wrong, or knowing that my perspective is just a subjective choice, but every conclusion I've gotten to why a person destroys everything they make is a ritual of that person attempting to destroy a part of themselves they don't want. A person is not entitled to the things an artist makes, but no good comes from destruction. I try not to be hung up by it, but nobody ever wants to talk about it every time I ask about it.
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>>12771288
I love spaghetti-spilling twilight
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>>12771280

How does her special talent work?
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>>12771299

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScabBZgOSME
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so how would you design a Naga for the show (not Naga-pony)
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>>12771275
okay, sad to see you not around but i hope you have fun

and if you do want to drop by for whatever that is okay too
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>The CMC go to Anon's house, having a big day planed full of fun and adventure
>But when they get there, there's no answer at the door
>Confused and a little concerned the little ponies go in through a window and find Anon on his bed, not at all looking well
>He's very pale and shaking and covered in sweat
>"Huh? W-who's there? Oh, its you girls. I'm s-sorry, but I can't play with you today. I don't think I have the strength to even get out of bed."
>"Oh no, Anon!" Applebloom frets. "Is there anything we can do for you?"
>"I could really use a doctor, but I can't reach the phone."
>"Ok, we're on it!" Sweetie Belle picks up the phone, but before she can press two buttons Scootaloo clamps down on the receiver
>"Hey! What's the big idea?!"
>"Don't you guys see what this means?" Scootaloo says excitedly
>"What? Anon is sick and needs help!"
>"Exactly! This is the perfect opportunity for us to get our cutie marks as doctors!"
>"......hey yeah!"
>"You're right!"
>Anon desperately tries to crawl across the bed to the phone, but doesn't have the strength to lift his head let along drag his body.
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>>12770833
Also if that would be anyone's fault it would be Sanguinius not Roogna.

>>12771252
Not bad either. Octavia is okay when people aren't shipping her with Vinyl Scratch.
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>>12771324

slightly relevant
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>>12771337
He's doomed, isn't he?
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>>12771337
RIP Anon
Also fuck you Scootlaoo.
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>>12771337
RIP Anon.
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>>12771244
In my interpretation of Sugar, she's sort of spaghetti about things like this since nobody finds her attractive. When someone does, she gets all enthusiastic, like being thirsty and finding water. All that sexual repression and frustration being released. That combined with her body does me in.
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>>12771297
>>12771056
>>12771107
>>12771137

>"Heh - Mom says all the girls in our family got it where it counts!"
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>>12771220
Lyra, please back up.
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>>12771292
GNU nutcase who spends all his time being pedantic about free licensing vs non-free licensing.
He's made some great software in his time, but overall just a pedantic slob who slows things down for GNU.
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>>12771334
they'd probably end up looking like big snakes with arms, maybe multiple set's of arms to keep the design interesting, but probably no major human looking features, with the arms being very reptillian
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>>12771056
SB just stick to drawing your fetish ponies. You don't know how to draw anything else.
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Lyra is the neckbeardiest of all the ponies
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>watching through a nonpony related cringe video of some idiot event
>theres a brony there
>of course there is
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>>12771220
Lyra want ups
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>>12771275
At least let us follow you in some manner. I like the stuff you make.
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>>12771378
Hmmm
Yes perfect
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>>12771388
then why does /g/ worship him so much?
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>>12771292
>>12771388
Also he will never tell about the wonders of Gentoo because Gentoo isn't completely free. It has non free software bundled in it
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>>12771244
you mean pass out from lack of oxygen because your lungs are crushed
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>>12771377
>>12771378

She seems more like the type to be a huge flirt despite that - the girl who'll wink and smile at any boy, and projects this air that she's the sexiest woman in the world... until someone actually flirts with HER, in which case, the Spaghetti Express pulls into the station and it all comes apart.
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>>12771409
Well?

Link.
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>>12771355

>tfw we're all doomed
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>>12771424
Well for some people it's the same situation like gentoo.
For others they truly believe in what he says.
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>>12771424
They don't, they mock him.
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>>12771400
okay
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>>12771377
>>12771378
>her stamina outlasts yours
>you spend the next weekend alternating between chugging sports drinks, fucking, getting ridden, and sleeping
>on Monday she snuggles close to you and sighs happily
>"Mmm... we should do this again next week."
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>>12771332
she doesn't know how it works...but she knows she can't be near metal or else things stick to her horn.
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>>12771474
What is Lesson Zero?
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>>12771456

>"Hey Snips."
>"zzznuh..."
>"Snips!"
>"Wh-wha wha huh?"
>"You're droolin' on me."
>"Oh. Heh -- sorry about that."
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>>12771478
I would maggy.

Even if I had to take off my glasses to kiss her.
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>>12771474

What is Magical Mystery Cure?
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>>12771474
MMC
>inb4 go home disneymaster
It's for reasons other than the alicorning
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>>12771417
>you will never pick lyra up

I think I'll find a nice quiet bridge to walk off
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>>12771332
Miracles.
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>>12771456
SB please draw all this Sugar stuff going on.
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>>12771474
MMDW
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>>12771456
>Vvvvvfffft
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>>12771456
You'r are not learning from school are you?
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You're the flexible one!
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>>12771478
Talk about a pony with a magnetic personality!
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>>12771243
ponies find humans irresistable
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>>12771544
I am going to kill you one of these days.
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>>12771474
what is SAYS
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>>12771541
We don't draw pones at school.
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>>12771541
Hey dickweed, if you want to criticize a contributor, make a specific criticism or shut up.

Sincerely, someone who's tired of the acidic attitude of mlpg driving contributors up and out.
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>>12771544
Too obvious to be funny. It needs to be unexpected and clever, yet at the same time groan inducing.
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>>12771222
Oh, jeez, I didn't even notice I failed at uploading the file.
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>>12771446
So pretty much wants it but doesn't know what to do when she has it type? Pretty much just flirting to combat her feelings of self hatred.
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>>12771292
Richard Stallman

Basically in the late 70's computing was dominated UNIX developed by AT&T

It cost an absolute shitload to license and you couldn't release any changes you made to it if you did
Berkeley made a clone of UNIX but that wasn't free either

So basically he decides that they should build UNIX that isn't UNIX
GNU is everything that makes UNIX rewritten and expanded upon, except it's free for everyone to change and redistribute

The interjection shit is because people call GNU/Linux Linux even though there is ~5x more GNU project code than there is Linux code in your average distro

The gentoo shit is just /g/ being funny
Gentoo is very hard to install so it's their catchcry whenever someone asks for stupid advice
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>>12771582
Why are you still replying?
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>>12771569
Hey Anon...
No need to be so dead set on something so trivial!
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>>12771590
>Implying that is really supposed to go on a hoof and not a horsecock.
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>>12771466
>>12771378

>"You hungry, babe? Cuz baby's got some sweet cherry cobbler for you~"
>"Sugar... I'm exhausted... let's take a breather for a bit?"
>"What are you talkin' about? I mean, I have a thing of cherry cobbler in the fridge. You want some?"
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>>12769825
> Zecora naga
Please
Please NO
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>>12771544
I guess you could say she attracts a lot of attention.
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>>12771630
You saying she found that in her brothers room?
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>>12771623
Carlos, I think it's time we talked.
Why must you resort to puns? Laughter may be the best medicine, but injecting humor into every situation isn't always the right idea. Are you doing it as a coping mechanism? A defense against a world you can't control or change?
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>>12771659
Yes
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>>12771642
Wonder if she'd be good at baking
Or perhaps only meh or bad despite her name
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>>12771337
>Anon wakes up some time later, feeling very dizzy and hot
>He can't see very well and the sense of motion is making him nauseous, though he can clearly tell he is surround by apples. Buried in them, in fact
>He tries to move, but is far to weak to lift himself self, let alone even one apple. The effort makes him groan and Sweetie Belle appears
>"Hi Anon! Did you have a good nap? Are you feeling better? Want me to take your temperature again?"
>"Girls, please. I'm very sick. I need to see a doctor."
>"Don't worry," Scootaloo says, from somehwere un seen. "We're almost there!"
>"The hospital?"
>"Better! Our club house!"
>Anon realizes he's in an apple cart, discreetly hidden amongst the fruit and under a tarp, onl able to look out a very small gap facing the back and Sweetie Belle trotting up the rear. The others must be pulling it.
>"Well, where are you girls off to in such a hurry with so many apples?"
>Is that....Applejack? Oh thank god, an adult. Surely she'll save him
>"Oh, just heading to the club house. We're....gunna see who can eat the most apples!"
>"Yeah, that's right. For our.....cutie marks and stuff!"
>"You don't say....anywho, you girls haven't seen Anon around lately, have you? He seems to have just dissapeared."
>He tries to call out, but between his impossibly dry through and churning stomach, all he can do is retch feebly
>"Nope, can;t say that we have!" Applebloom says, much louder then she needed to."
>"....well alright then. You girls have fun."
>The last thing Anon sees before passing out again is Applejack walking in the other direction
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>>12771655
baaaaaaaaw
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Cuddles for hire is dangerous
Let me know what happens here tonight.
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>>12771655
I could see how that could be pretty polarizing.
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>>12771642
>she tells Spice about you
>she comes over
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ah, fuck i'll go to bed.
i'll ask about pantyanon tomorrow.
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>>12771676
Oh god this is going to be like Misery isn't it
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>>12771544
>>12771655
>>12771694
Legitimately physically painful.
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>>12771694
>Appletrap
Unf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q2v_5QpUC8

This would be pretty hot with some decent voice acting.
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>>12771262
Why the fuck is he getting so angry?
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>>12771745
It would be pretty unf if the animator knew how to do sound effects and Voice acting.
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>>12771703

>She keeps asking Sugar if it's really okay for her to do it with you
>Even when Sugar keeps saying it's fine.
>Have to keep reassuring her that yes, she's pretty and no you're not gonna say anything mean
>She still gets cold feet when you're about to do the act with her
>End up just cuddling naked for a while instead.
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>>12771676
Poor Anon. Being tortured to death by the CMC must be awful.
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>>12771745
that's pretty good
at lot better than the stuff I sent in for it
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>>12771768
They told him to install gentoo.
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>>12771745
The person making it was having a hard time finding a VA so maybe that's the best they could do
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>>12771745
>tfw 10 hours left on 720p download of Baking Babs
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>>12771666
Oh Satan...
You of all people would know the soul of my problems!
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>>12770585
>my request
>scards
10/10
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>>12771745

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7NSlBA6ld
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>>12771802
We talked about monstergals in the last thread.
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>>12771745

>that husky voice
>that Manehattan accent

What is this unf
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>>12771807
Oh now I get this comic
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>>12771768
He was holding a lecture for a bunch of latin-americans and thought they all spoke english, and then he found out a lot of them don't and flipped out.
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>>12771818
Is that actually a Manhattan accent?

Is that what soft-spoken New York women sound like?

... It's time to man up and get to Williamsburg.
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>>12771768
Stallman is basically an asspie

He's bilingual and he was presenting for some spics
He asked if he should present in English or Spanish
They told him English is fine

Then half way through they ask him to switch to Spanish
He loses it
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>>12771815
Trixie has the unfest voice in Equestria.
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>>12771836

Dunno if it's Manhattan, but it sounds pretty New York/General Northeast Coast ish.
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>>12771616
thanks for the clear and concise summation
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>>12771843
Well he was like an hour into the lecture. That's basically saying "we haven't been listening the whole time." But yes he's a manchild aspie.
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>>12771816

Yeah but I missed it
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>>12771843
Leave it to Stallman to spill the beans!
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>>12771446
overly confident snails who doesn't actually expect her efforts to yield a result is a pretty good route to go with sometimes
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>>12771815
voice actresses a slut
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>>12771649
why not?
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>>12771815
>>12771857
> dom lines
Not so into it
> "FUCK ME YOU CRAZY ONE"
Yeah
Yeah I can dig this
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>>12771883
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>>12771885
Overly confident Snails or Snips?
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>>12771843

I think I can understand why he'd be angry. Not with how he reacted to it onstage, but definitely how he felt.

If it'd be better to present in Spanish, don't fuck around and say English is fine then backtrack an hour later.
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>>12771912
fuck
I NEVER mix them up
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>>12771885

But what if she's just being her boisterous ol' self, not really expecting anything to come of her behavior, when she hooks a guy

would she remain so composed and confident
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>>12771914
I didn't see this coming.
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>>12771925
Snaps and Snarls are best fillies.
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>>12771937
NEITHER DID SNOWDROP.
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>>12771937
Fuck i'm tired of seeing these puns.
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>>12771925
Draw some female Snips spilling spaghetti when called out on her flirty "jokes".
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>TIL you can touch fluffy tail

HJNGGNGNGGNGGGGGGGG
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>>12771745
all I could think while watching this is that I've seen that mare's dripping pussy

n-nice voice though, feels like I was watching an 80s movie for some reason
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>>12771815
>>12771857
Most of it is a little forgettable
But the panting/groaning sample about midway through is pretty good, she didn't do it too pitchy.

The real trouble is half of the time it sounds like something crazed Rarity would say, right down to the rumble. Compare and contrast with how she said when she thought "Tom" was getting taken away from her, or Fluttershy when flipping out in the Canterlot Gardens.

The best we've really heard is Trixie sounding indignant, not pleading or particularly needful. This VA probably did about as best as anyone would expect.
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>>12771956
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>>12771962
Sorry Anon...
I will stop....
You have been punished enough.
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>>12771975
>game instantly ends
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>>12771975
Kill her. She's an abomination towards the Age of Dark.
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>>12771935

>"Girlfriend left you, huh, Anon?"
>"Heh - maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight~"
>"Y'know... I wouldn't mind that, if it's okay with you. You wanna come by my place tonight?"
>"Oh."
>"Uh... h-heh... hang on a second, I gotta use the bathroom... be right back."
>She squeezes out the window and bolts.
>"I CAN NEVER COME BACK HERE EVER AGAIN."
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>>12771978
> Peppermint Splash
I guess she's made previous appearances?
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>>12771925
S'okay.

I bet Cheerilee would feel really bad about mixing them up, too.
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>>12771787
>Sugar is still masturbating
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>>12772007
I think my dick just exploded
Should I call 911 or just inform Jay Leno directly?
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>>12771935
>But what if she's just being her boisterous ol' self, not really expecting anything to come of her behavior, when she hooks a guy
that's what I mean
she's flirty and playful but doesn't actually expect a guy to go with it
so if anyone actually says yes she gets kind of spaghetti
this is the same approach I created for Gillou, to be fair
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>>12772007
That wing placement is bugging me
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>>12772003
>she skips town, gets her name legally changed and starts wearing pants at all times to hide her cutie mark
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>>12772041

That's because they're fake, Anon.
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>>12771676
>Anon slips in and out of consciousness for a while, eventually waking up to find himself laying on large pillows inside the CMC club house
>He feels just as bad as before....no, actually much worse. He can feel many small wounds all over himself, especially around the head, as well as scratchy bandages
>"Oh good, you're awake again!"
>He finds the three fillies beside him, armed to the teeth with stethoscopes and various other useless medical paraphernalia
>"Girls....please. I don't I should have been moved. Please, call"
>He's cut off by Applebloom gently smothering his mouth with a hoof. "Shhhh, its ok, Anon. We doctor now."
>"Why am I covered in bandages?"
>"Well you see, you're like really heavy."
>"Yeah, and carrrying you up the ramp was hard."
>"You kept getting caught on nails and branches. And we....kinda dropped you."
>"Twice."
>Anon tries to get up and run for it, but his legs might as well be made of stone. He instead flops loosely to his side and notices red marks all along his arm
>"Oh god, am I bleeding?!"
>"What? Oh no no." Applebloom assures as they secure him back onto the cushions
>"I was always told that love is the best medicine," Sweetie Belle explains. "So I borrowed some of Rarity's lipstick and...well...."
>She turns away, blushing
>"But it doesn't seem to be working." Scootaloo interjects. "In fact, you're turning green. Not sure what that means, but its really cool. Can you do blue next?"
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>>12772033

Wait, when has Gillou ever been blustery and confident
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>>12772041
I totally didn't even see the wings until you pointed them out.
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>Dream Team still has giant battles
>They're better than they were in Inside Story
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>>12772007
Trixie would make such a pretty alicorn.

>>12772041
They're fake, dude.
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>>12772049
I can't believe. All those months of wait and just... that.
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>>12772033
Really? I thought Gillou would be just a girl who is hyper optimistic to deal with her issues. Would probably be spaghetti if around a guy in an intimate manner, but didn't take her as a flirt.
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>>12772003
>Anon is left alone, again.
>Probably killed himself.
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>>12772049
So did she cream in his face just on contact? What was that?
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>>12772060
damnit I love the crusaders, why do you do this to me?
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Pony just wants your to wake up.
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>>12772049

I don't know about you guys but ajin draws some fucking kawaii horses
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>>12772088

She smeared some of the pie on her flank and was going to have him lick it off, but she accidentally hipchecked him in the face.
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>>12772094
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>>12772088
She put the pie over her vagina.
The joke is that she wanted him to eat her out, but while turning around, her gigantic ass knocked him out.
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>>12772071
> still ranks higher than Fluttershy
> Technically now on Weather Team
> can't fly, so she winds up being on ground control and caution sign duty
> she just won't stop making "DETOUR AHEAD - LIGHTNING STORMS NEXT SIX MILES UNTIL SUNDOWN" in her fucking sparklers
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>>12772060
>Here lies Anon
>He never scored
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>>12772060
Wonder how long it'll take before they realize he's in serious trouble and needs an actual doctor.
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>>12772110
where the hell were you a day ago
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>>12772114
>no Dash
I do not want to wake up.
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>>12772152
She's running off to get help
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>>12772128
When he stops moving and does turn blue.
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>>12772110
Some kind of jelly bean
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>>12772082
Gillou masks self-confidence issues with being optimistic and vaguely flirty, but only in a joking way. Never like she's actually trying to get any. In fact it's almost self-deprecating because when she suggests you must have been trying to peep on her, she sort of sees it as a joke because who would ever want to do that
She's so sure she's not going to catch anyone's eye she doesn't even think about that sort of thing and just does it with impunity like how you can be more confident around someone when you know you don't have a chance and thus don't need to worry about impressing them. That's why she's so casual about it.
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>>12772110
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>>12772005
At least once

https://derpibooru.org/317670
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>>12772157
> Poison Joke turns humans funny colors that ponies interpret as healthy coat colors
> Unfortunately direct exposure by skin, cuts, or ingestion are also deathly poisonous if left untreated in humans
> Anon dies turning the most wonderful shade of Twilight purple
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>>12772005
>>12772185
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>>12772134
Canada

Took a weekend vacation.
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>>12772168

Pls draw this
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I'M GOING TO HAVE DEPRAVED, PASSIONATE SEX WITH TRIXIE FOR HOURS
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>>12772185
>no girl - human or horse - will ever be that 'enthusiastic' about you
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>>12771787
>>12772027

>Spice obsesses over boys not thinking she's pretty or that she'll never get laid
>Really though, it's not even about whether or not she'll ever have sex
>She just wants to know what it feels like, not being lonely.
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>>12772208
Enjoy your bug anon
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>>12772208
>Passionate
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>>12772208
> This is how Trixie announces she's going to self-pleasure
> every time
> It carries through walls and everything.
> It started out as a way to get out of her first-year stipulation of staying in the college dorms but now it's an ingrained habit.
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>>12772168
That's why I like her. She's not faking or lying, just being herself. Maybe has some self esteems issues, but doesn't manipulate people. You should draw what happens when a guy shows a lot of interest.
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>>12772208
NOT BEFORE ME, YOU BUMBLEFUCK
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>>12772216
No, but a boy might~
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>>12772208
Seth pls
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>>12772216

just become internet famous
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>>12772216
I have once. It's kind of neat.
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>>12772199
oh. well welcome back.
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>>12772259

>tfw no qt trap
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>>12772256
>You should draw what happens when a guy shows a lot of interest.
she watches pony with him
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>>12772240
What's wrong with passion?

Are you trying to say Trixie can't be passionate?
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PRETTY PONY PENIS
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>>12772198
>>12772185
That's some top-gear animation there.
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>>12772287
WAIFU MATERIAL
HANDS
FUCKING
DOWN
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>>12772259
>>12772284
>tfw no qt bf to send you a picture of his dick dripping pre when you haven't fucked for 2 days
;_;
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He has come
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>>12772287
now we need her enveloping panka poi
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>>12772280
Thanks!

So what did I miss?
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>>12772272

it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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>>12772251

>You announce to Trixie that you wish to make love
>She announces back that she has considered, and out of the SEVERAL offers of companionship from her numerous and quite-handsome fans, she has decided you are the fortunate soul who will have carnal knowledge of her great and powerful flower of marehood tonight
>Your neighbors downstairs start beating on their ceiling with a broom, telling you to keep it the fuck DOWN already
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>>12772199
I might reply in our story tonight. All we have left is the conclusion.
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>>12772320
Did you like what I did? Sorry again for taking so long.
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>>12772312
AW SHIT NIGGA WE POKEFUSIONS AGAIN?!
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>>12772305
>Her favorite pony is Pinkie Pie too
B-BACK OFF.
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>>12772308

I wish STDs didn't exist so I could fuck random guys.
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>>12772308

>implying
>not his cute little trap cock bulging his panties
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>>12772292
Trixie doesn't seem the passionate type. Not the kind of passion that comes from love anyway.
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>>12772287

What about sex
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>>12772337
I can honestly say I didn't expect it. I get the same way with procrastination.
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>>12772317
just some prime hooks for super hot roleplais
but thats in the past
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what kind of apple is this
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>>12772318
Boxxy and/or Jessie Slaughter pls
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>>12772340
Hell yeah nigga
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>>12772219
>that last line
right in the heart
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>>12772298
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>>12772347
Exactly, it could be hatesex. Hatefucking can be passionate as fuck
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>>12772342
STDs were created by the government to help regulate the population because as an animal we explode in our optimal environment. Gotta control otherwise it's going to implode.
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>>12772342
>Not just fucking young guys
>Not just using a condom

Most guys are just as scared of it as you are
Or you could just date one you trust
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>>12772198
HOW IS SHE WALKING LIKE THAT WHILE HOLDING THAT GLASS OF WINE
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>>12772363
And what's in the present?
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>>12772341
NAW MAN
MORE GILLOU FOR THE BOTH OF US
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>>12772381
grip de hoof
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>>12772377
Hatesex doesn't sound that appealing and not what I think of when I think of passionate. But eh, your opinion man.
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>>12772319
> They aren't really paying attention, just reflexing to Trixie's booming voice.
> It's even worse when she takes a telemarketing call.
> That shit goes on FOR EVER.
> You can't even hear the nightly news over it, they swear, that horse needs a boyfriend or girlfriend or a cat or SOMETHING to work out those neuroses.
> The only way you can really "work out neuroses" with her is renting a room at the hotel for the deaf.
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>>12772347
You don't have to be lovey dovey passionate
Thinking your partner is the sexiest thing in the world is passion
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>>12772364
looks like a bell pepper
yuck
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>>12772342
Set up a booth next an std screening center
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>>12772381
there are 2 wine glasses

she put down the one she was holding, walked to where the other one was and then picked it up

She'll come back to finish the first one later. She always does.
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>>12772387
Monstergirls, evidently.
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>>12772392

She totally wants it
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>>12772381

Putting one hoof in front of the other. Walking is pretty intuitive once you get the hang of it.
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>>12772354
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1368710437895.png
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>>12772379

>dating guys

Im not romantically interested in guys, just sexually.
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>"Now lets get some fluids in you!"
>Oh thank goodness. Anon is dehydrated to the point of being serious and desperately wants something to drink for his soar throat.
>"Here, Anon. The three of us made you some nice soup."
>Whatever Anon had been thinking about the CMC quickly changed and he thought of them as nothing short of little angels as they brought over a small pot, bowl and a spoon
>"Wh....what is it?" He says, delirious with sick and exhaustion. "Can't...smell."
>"Well, we don't really know how to cook much..."
>"And we didn't have a lot of food at the club house...."
>"So we just boiled a lot of water by a camp fire outside!"
>Ok not really soup, but Anon is too thirsty and dizzy to complain and would love some water.
>They pour the still rapid boiling pot of water into the bowl. Seeing that Anon was too weak to feed himself, they go to spoon feed it to him
>He tries to say something as the still boiling spoonful of water is brought to his mouth, to move away, something. At the last moment he closes his mouth and it feels like liquid fire erupts over his lips in chin
>He tries to scream in pain and for help, but all that comes out is a wheezing little gasp
>"Ooopsie! Accidentally got some on you, Anon."
>They repeat, this time getting the molten liquid into his gaping mouth and scorching the inside. He's too weak to even close his mouth anymore, and his visions dances with red and streaks of light from the pain and the sick
>"Wait wait wait! Hold on a sec! This soup might be too hot."
>Oh thank god, some reason
>"Ok, lets blow on it a little."
>The next spoonful is brought to Anon and a powerful spitty gust sends half the content of the spoon in a steaming hot spray over his face and eyes
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>>12772344
>Not sporting a dark spot on his panties
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>>12772426
>"Now lets get some fluids in you!"
u-unf.
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You don't understand do you? It's over. I won, you lost. No matter what you do from now on you can't change the outcome.

I die , I'll win
You die, I'll win


It was fun tough...fucking your waifu
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>>12772425
KL pls
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what if you went to Zecora's homeland and got taken captive by the native Diamond Dog variant?

would you be able to survive as a Hyena possibly sexual slave, MLPG? keep in mind that they are a brutal matriarchy and all the women have pseudo-penises.
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Slow down, mlpg! You're 2fast4me!
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>>12772426
This is horrible.
Why would you do this scrubbles.
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>>12772425
>I'm not romantically interested in guys, just sexually

Well fuck you then
Don't fuck any guys you selfish prick
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>>12772444

what if I told you to yiff in hell?
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>>12772464

i'd remind you that we're already here.
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GG hasn't really drawn any monstergirl that I could potentially find attractive in any form.
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>>12772425
faggot
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>>12772443
Who's KL?

Because I'm known as KL to some
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>>12772452
2fast?
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>>12772452
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>>12772478
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>>12772426
this really seems exactly like how they would do it too.
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>>12772426
girls please

you're killing him

please stop
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>>12772488
What a cute pony
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>>12772486
the inverse of LK, who earlier said he might potentially be interested in dudes romantically but not sexually
a mere joke, but I see it was more accurate than I expected
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>>12772479
Really? Not one? What would you want?
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1368160491237.png
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>>12772506
That's the plan. Ponies understand the concept of insurance.
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>>12772479
Really?
He has a pretty big variety, I'd think something would have caught almost everyone's tastes
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>>12772513
Pegasus tend to be cutest.
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>>12772514
I'm not the guy you were replying too
I'm just straight up gay
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>>12772526

If someone was some kind of freak who only liked humans I could maybe see them not liking any of his designs
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>>12772520
Do they understand the concept of 'benefactors'?

He's leaving it all to Fluttershy!
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>>12772488
yes, rainbow dash, it is possible to go too fast.
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>>12772479
What features and qualities do you consider attractive?
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>>12772543
>benefactors
that was the wrong word, wasn't it?

What am I thinking of?
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I miss this blog so much, you have no idea.
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>>12772542
Sure, but then they probably wouldn't be talking about it like they have a preference in monstergirls that GG hasn't hit
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>>12772549
Not being blocky
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>>12772543
Actually, that will has a rider that it must be of natural causes.
Homicide, suicide, or manslaughter simply transfers his estate into government hands.
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>>12772540
Oh, ok
for a sec there I was about to make a goatee joke
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>>12772513
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>>12772560
beneficiaries

Read some more books, Anon
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I'm not really into any of them either. I like the little stories that come with his pictures though.
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>>12772579
I like GG's stories. All his little quests and characters and drawings.
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>>12772563
It was fun, but there's only so many jokes you can do with "lol edgy, smoke weed errday i hate the world" character.
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>>12772539
Fleetfoot is a pretty pony.
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>you will never have a yard long horsecock and the blood and balls to power it
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>>12772577
i got the first 5 letters right, leave me alone!
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>>12772602
I'm disappointed that the comic didn't result in more art of her.
Fleetmac is best ship.
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>not being in love with Caimon
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>>12772607
>you will never cease your endless shitposting about dicks
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>>12772607
;_;
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>>12772542
No, I mean I like the designs. GG has always had interesting designs, at least in one form or another. They're just not, well, too arousing to me. That doesn't mean they're bad characters in their own right.

>>12772516
Veronica looks the cutest, but the proportions are just a bit too extreme for my tastes. I like the idea of a lizard/salamander girl, but the rest of the package is just off-putting. Maybe I'm too picky.
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>>12772598
And he made a billion good ones.
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>>12772640
Sure there is, the exit is right over there!
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PONY IS PONYING PONY AND THERE IS NOTHING CELESTIA CAN DO ABOUT IT!
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>>12772640
Yes there is, watch as I run away!
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>>12772634
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>>12772634
>You'll never have an 8" dick
I hate my 9 incher, it's just too unwieldy
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>>12772623

Caimon is basically the second best after Gillou
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>>12772375

>her face turns red when you tell her she's beautiful.
>she always asks if you're being serious
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>>12772563
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>>12772664
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>>12772640
There's always escape.

Maybe you didn't know this, but humans can bite through our tongues and (in many cases) bleed to death or through simple shock.

If you think you can MAKE me touch your pony mudflaps, you're mistaken, Princess.
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>>12772661
IS THAT SO?

LET'S SEE WHAT THE CUTE LITTLE JAILER PONIES SAY ABOUT THAT
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>>12772656
>He
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>>12772674
damnit, EA.
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>>12772462
I'm bored and I thought the CMC do a well meaning Misery was an amusing idea

Out of ideas now

>the CMC use all their limited medical knowledge to heal Anon
>They start with a defibrillator.
>They dont actually have one, of course. But they do take turns putting their hooves to his chest and shouting "CLEAR!" before making BZZZZT sounds

>They then try CPR, even though he's still breathing and conscious
>They constantly push the breath out of him, making it heard to breath.
>Scootaloo gets a little too enthusiastic and a rib snaps at some point
>All three of them are too embarrassed to actually do mouth to mouth

>At one point he's left alone and Winnona wanders into the club house
>"H-hey girl. Good girl."
>She comes over and sniffs him affectionately.
>"Very good dog. Winnona. Go. Find. Applejack."
>She cocks her head the way dogs do, still wagging her tail happily
>"Find Applejack. Bring her here. Got that?"
>She gives a bark affirmative, then promptly lays down and snuggles asleep beside him
>"Bad dog."
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>>12772656
>he
A lot of the humour from that blog I just found too "loud", but still. All good things come to an end.
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>>12772692
I just left, I'm typing this from a public device!
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>>12772678
Before my last girlfriend put a crimp in it mine was around 7"

Now it aches just a little when I'm really aroused and doesn't crack 6.7"

Moral of the story: don't date big girls, or if you MUST be sure they know how to ride a dick without bending it backwards against a pubic bone
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I don't think I'm capable of having a waifu.

I mean, there are characters about whom I care a great deal, I would do anything to make them happy, but the fact is that I will never be able to; it's simply impossible.

I would love them if they were real, but the sad fact of the matter is that they aren't real and never will be. I can't bring myself to fall in love with someone who doesn't exist.
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>>12772695

THEY ARE PONYING PONY THE MOST!
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>>12772715
For a second there I thought Winona was going to give anon mouth to mouth
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>>12772713
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>>12772715
That poor sap.

Anon and the ponies giving eachother grief is my favorite.
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>>12772687
My ex-girlfriend never believed I found her attractive. It got a little annoying to argue about it anytime I wanted to say she was pretty.
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>>12772718
>A lot of the humour from that blog I just found too "loud"
It's common for young kids to do
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>>12772728
actual waifuing is pretty retarded
people in mlpg just kind of use the term loosely but I'm okay with it

I'm look at fucking AppleDan
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>>12772219
Remember that 63 Spike and Rarity?

With Spike having a monumental crush on Rarity, and him fucking around with Spike's heart and mind just because he can, before eventually throwing her a pityfuck that only makes her feel worse?
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>>12772728
Me neither, but a few of them to strike some chords. It's all fake anyway.
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>>12772726
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>>12772760
>actual waifuing is pretty retarded
;_;
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>>12772715
>a rib snaps at some point
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>rediv has a girlfriend
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>>12772620
>Fleetmac.
Please, they hardly even interacted, and Mac kinda blew her off.

Now Zecora on the other hand. Applejack seems to still distrust her a little, but Applebloom and Mac seem to like her. It makes them being together a little more endearing.
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>>12772760
>actual waifuing is pretty retarded
I thought the same thing until I started feeling things for Pinkie.
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>>12772771
It's just my opinion, do whatever you like
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>>12772774
unf
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>>12772768
I'e boarded a plane to a location I will not reveal to you. I made my escape and you're guards are lazy shits.
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>>12772764

Yes, I do and it was awful, and if you think that's going to happen here you are also awful.
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>>12772774
I'm happy for her
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>>12772781
>Applejack finally allows Applebloom to hang out with Zecora, as long as Mac walks her there and picks her up
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>>12772640
>celestia will never clench so tight you can't escape
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Which pony has a crippling fear of spiders?
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>>12772774
Awwww
I love gay couples

>tfw no bf
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>>12772715
Let's fucking end this.

>anon is left in the clubhouse overnight while the CMC go home and sleep in their warm, comfortable beds or in scootaloo's case a cold, uncomfortable park bench
>anon slips into unconsciousness and freezes to death
>opalescence eventually wanders by and starts eating his corpse
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>>12772774
Last I checked rediv is still without anyone

Although it is plainly obvious that she and mewball are destined to fuck.
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>>12772744
no, EA. That won't work on me. You've no power here!
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>tfw night time breeze
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Waifuing is just projecting your desires and wants onto an idea to satisfy yourself in an unhealthy manner.
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>>12772796
You can't stop the signal.
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>>12772815
how is it plainly obvious?
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>>12772826
>satisfy yourself in an unhealthy manner.

story of my life.
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>>12772715
>Bad Dog.
my sides
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>>12772728
I can't even pick one

All of the ponies are my waifu
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CAREFUL DERPY
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>>12772774
she just has a crush on a girl
that's different from having a girlfriend
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>>12772774
Just look at all the fucks I give.
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>>12772815
Mewball will fuck anyone for a price.
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[cum on step it up]
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>>12772857
>TREAT
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>finish something
>take a step back and look at it
>its just... not good
>spent like 3 days on it
>feel like i should do it over
artttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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>>12772781
It could have at least spawned some cute and funny art of one sided affection.
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>>12772860
The price your dignity pays for fucking a midget?
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>>12772870
oh god that embedded sanic
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>>12772793
yes, continue to tell yourself that. Accept the illusion.

>>12772805
I'm pleased you are so willing to conform to your fate.
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>>12772870
which pony is Step It Up?
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>>12772837
They joked about it the other night, therefore they clearly want each other. /sarcasm
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>>12772877
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>>12772860
how much?
i'm not interested, just curious.
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>>12772802
>Finally allows Applebloom to hang out with Zecora.
>After accidentally infecting her with cutie pox.

>"Y'all can visit her but if you so much as let her get out of your site Mac, the deals off."
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>>12772868
But she was back in the finale. And she was on screen for like 5 times.

Also you know those USB sticks? The Derpy one is actually called Derpy
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>>12772885
ohohoho
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>>12772834
n-no, Luna! Get away f-from that!
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>>12772781
>Applejack seems to still distrust her a little
can you provide evidence of this? other than lel souther people
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>>12772882
>Fleet writes fanfiction about her and Mac.
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>>12772908
He won't do you. But he bottoms out.
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>>12772918
No, I wanted an airheaded klutz with a heart of gold but no all I'm going to get is some "Where's Waldo" shit and a but of fans who don't know what's funny so they use muffins.
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To the anon who mentioned the "Papers, please" vidya game yesterday, thank you!

Glory to Ponytotzka!
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>>12772954
it's fun, right?
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>>12772877
>>finish something
>>take a step back and look at it
>Wow that loop is massively inefficient

>All fixed now
Engineering
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>>12772935
I don't know if she still distrust her but damn she's still racist as fuck
>Zebra sense.
I still laugh at that every time
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>>12772939
>>12772882
>>12772781
>>12772620
>>12772602
>>12772539

It's kinda cute seeing Fleetfoot get all lovestruck at Mac, but at the same time it's pretty sad.

>unrealistic expectations
>unrealistic expectations everywhere

She's cruising for heartbreak
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>>12772877
That's an awful feeling.
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>>12772882
>Fleetfoot sky-writes a giant heart with an arrow through it and "FF + BM 4EVER" over the farmhouse
>Big Mac writes "PLEASE STOP" in the dirt outside the farmhouse
>the CMC believe that stranded aliens are using crop-circles to communicate with other aliens writing in the sky with their spaceships
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>>12772940
that's fine, i'm just wondering what price to charge once i become a famous contributor if ever
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>>12772952
I'd tingle her zebra sense.
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>>12772954
I told you nigger. Now go to the general and do some shit: >>>/vg/44035973
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>>12772964
her casual racism is great
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>>12772954
>glory to Ponytotzka
You poor delusional man...
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>>12772978
> others see the signs in the sky
> FAST FUCK AND BOWEL MOVEMENT 4EVER
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>>12772964
Can't spell racist without 'distrust of the striped menace!'
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>>12772990
so it's a game about the cold war or something, right?
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>>12772988
You won't.
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>>12772989
Please stop, I don't want to bother digging up my tripcode.
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>>12772991
Applejack has serious distrust of anyone who makes her hoo-hah tingle.
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>>12773002

...
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>>12772834
>luna will never give you wet dreams
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>>12773004
A fictional country called Arstotzka is fascist and the borders are opening up. You are randomly selected to become the inspector of the people's documents because the government decides your job. Everybody wants to use your position but you have a family to take care of and get to see windows into people's lives.
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>>12773016
we're talking hypotheticals. how much does he charge?
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>>12773002
>trusting zibbas
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>>12773031
You heard me...
No creature can make a cookie that delicious and not by tied directly to Satan...
...And some island that isn't relate to it at all.
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>>12773031
>Samoa

Lucha Pony needs Samoan Pony to monster-heel it up
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>>12772834
>>12773033
I wonder if there are any comics out there of Luna meeting a prostitute and not understanding what she is
>"No you don't understand I'm a 'lady of the night'"
>"Me too!"
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>>12772990
>being more efficient in the name of your country
>cheating
Kolechia scums wanting me to not do the best for glorious Arstotzka
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>>12773047

Also if you make a mistake, you might very well let a suicide-bomber past the checkpoint and cause casualties.
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>>12773004
it's all the fun of being a soviet-era bureaucrat with surprisingly tough moral dilemmas
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>>12773033
>She'll never have your bedroom heater set to high so you don't need covers
>She'll never give you a wet dream while she watches your dick
>She'll never catch the cum in her mouth
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>>12773031
>They no longer call Samoa's Samoa's.
Fucking PC bullshit getting in the way of me eating boxes of delicious cookies...
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>>12772950
I want to see Pinkie use her favorite toy all night long.
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>>12773047
sounds exciting, I'm guessing there's lots of drama.
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>>12773075
The fuck do they call it now?
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>>12773070
Actually that has to happen. Those things are used for the story. Once you see these flags you can dick with the game though.
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>you will never be seduced by a slutty overendowed colt
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>>12773048
He doesn't charge. He does it for free if you have enough popularity.

He offered to do it with me for next years bronycon.
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>>12773074
> not finishing you off with her mouth, ensuring you don't quite wake up but feel so sated the morning after
> or not quite sated, with just a keening edge for a big fap later in the day
> Luna sounds like a fun bit of cheesecake, you know ...
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Why do people not source properly?
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>>12773106
> Mewball offered to fuck me
Is this actually real, or a joke?
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>>12773073
>tough

if they don't have the right stamps and papers, if everything isn't in order, they aren't getting in. period.
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>>12773105
>you will never be the milfy milkmare
>you will never let him fill you up after he drains your teats
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>>12773110
I make every effort to include the artist in the filenames of pictures I upload
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>>12773095
I think they just describe the cookie and let it slide at that.
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>>12773100

gb2 /r/whiterights
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>>12773121
I'm like 90% sure that's not really SB
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>>12773106
his posting habits seem really off for the past few days.
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>>12773105
unf
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>>12773121
This is real.
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>>12773110
Because they didn't take the circuit design electives in college
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>>12773083
There's a lot of background noise that causes you to phase out, but then there's some decisions you have to make. Like if you want to help the spies, or take bribes, or be a bleeding heart and let people in who shouldn't. All at the cost of your paycheck and devotion to Arstotzka. Play the beta as a demo: http://dukope.com/
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>>12773074
holy unf
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>>12773122
b-but the wife will die if you send her back after letting the husband in!
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AS WE PARTY ACROSS THIS LAND
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>>12773138
>>12773145
This is why trips exist.
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>>12773121
probably not, but it's fun to pretend it is. just for the night~
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>>12772964
Which makes Mac and Zecora being a thing all the more hilarious.
Imagine the awkward moment when Applejack learns he has been plowing the African plains.

And you know she would practically shout out her reaction in front of everyone.
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>>12773169
I'd like to take a trip to pony Tartarus
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>>12773149
> LOOKIT MEE GRASSROOTS MARKETING
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>>12773149
>tranq rifle on day one
>border jumper on day one

what?
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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>>12773124

>gently rub a lactating pony's nipples, watching her breathing get heavier as she tells you they're starting to tingle
>she pulls in a breath when you finally push her to let-down, and her milk begins to flow
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>>12773105
>He'll never fuck you with his 7" cock
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>>12773186
Of course, girrrrl. You're the only one I'm boopin' tonight.
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>>12773186
2lewd6me
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>>12773184
It's a teaser the developer made to show expected content.
>>12773183
The demo is free. Nothing to lose.
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>>12773169
I think it is SB. Sounds like him.
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>>12773177
It will be more hilarious when she finds out from Apple Bloom
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>>12773186
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>>12773149
I'll check it out
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>>12773187
This is one of many reasons I really, really get turned on by pregnant women.
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>>12772649
>but the proportions are just a bit too extreme for my tastes
luckily for you the actual model can change quite a bit from picture to picture as needed, since they're basically just for fetish/waifuing anyway
gillou's changes are in-character though

http://i.imgur.com/P4Bc94Q.gif
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>>12773169
If it wasn't SB wouldnt you think the real SB would have come in and deny everything?
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>>12773202
I prefer my method of just pirating thing and if it's okay I buy it.

10$ is too much in my opinion. 5$ would be best.

Still bought it. But from GOG
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>>12773237
not if he were asleep
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>>12773199
>not 7' wide
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>>12773226

It's like an orgasm... but with milk. In fact, orgasm can cause a woman to let-down, too.
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>>12773226
I think it's super hot but I don't care for pregnancy
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>>12773243
He usually says when he goes to sleep.
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>>12773233
So what projects are you working on nowadays? Anything you would like some help on?
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>>12772968
Seriously. By the time she's known him 5 seconds she's already planning their wedding. It paints a pretty sad picture of Fleetfoot. She falls so hard and so fast that heartbreak is the only option.
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>>12772990
>tfw I let the weird guy from Cobrastan through because I felt bad for him
My son died though thanks to that but it's o k, I can make more sons
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>>12773186
>she boops prematurely
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>>12773244
>Wide
The fuck
Maybe he'll be 7" around when he grows up
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>>12773216
Or ranting and saying obviously racist shit in front of Zecora without realizing she is, making everyone uncomfortable the whole time.
While her friends try to calm the situation.
>"She doesn't really mean it like tha-."
>'Element of Honesty...'
>"Not now, Dash..."
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>>12773237
Actually SB or any well known namefag could double bluff and say the most outrageous things, whether true or not, and pretty much be able to deny it afterwards
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>>12773261
you fool
you're supposed to keep denying him until he gets his shit together
you get a token/achievement if you do it right
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>>12773250
I know. I had an ex who had some really crazy hormonal stuff and occasionally she'd cum from having her nipples played with and on one occasion started dribbling milk.

I was still inside her when she started dribbling, and I was rock hard in an instant as my tongue touched the creamy tang. Jesus.

Glad that relationship is over, but UNF. UNFFF.
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>>12773239
I liked the demo so much that I bought it the first day it was out. Already got eight hours into it. I think anything where you can get an hour of fun or more per dollar is worth it.
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>>12773124

>you will never be a MILF of any type or species
>you will never prey on young dumb studs

Unfortunate
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>>12773285
Popularity always helps.
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kissu
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>>12773261
>Not doing you job
Jorji may be one of the broest characters in recent vidya but that's no excuse for not doying your job.

He understands anyway
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>>12773266
If a woman cums prematurely, just keep fucking, but when a guy does, nooooo it's game over.
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>>12773275
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>>12773220
y-you too
mfw I've been saying this to be funny at inappropriate times years before 4chan did
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>>12773304
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>>12773285
Proof that SB is a closet case homosexual and pedophile
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I want to compare my dick with Anon's in person
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>>12773315
Well if you don't plateau and let it build any given orgasm is pretty unsatisfying
That's pretty much true for men or women
If you're too anxious it's not nearly as fulfilling
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>>12773303
Yeah, but even a moderately well known person can be imitated if they don't have a trip.
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>>12773315

A woman doesn't go limp after cumming

some guys don't too
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>>12773259
>So what projects are you working on nowadays?
Monstergirl H-Dating Sim
Princess Bitch Rape Adventure based on Eroico/Kurovadis
Conquest game based on sexually dominating as many powerful enemies as possible
Something something monstergirls sex
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>>12773285

that's how the game works. you shouldn't have started playing, but you did, because you wanted to feel like something you're not.
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>>12773315
>Fucking a girl.
>She cums in a few seconds.
>That feel when she starts to apologize and her vagina goes soft.
>Have to get plan b because she came when you were inside.
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>>12773302
>prey on
unf
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>>12773329
>You will never kiss a pony
You will never kiss anyone
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>>12773354
>Something something monstergirls sex
unf
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>>12773354
>Princess Bitch Rape Adventure based on Eroico/Kurovadis
is this pony related?
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>>12773354

awww yiss, so you're pretty much back into game making
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>>12773373
Lose some weight and I'll kiss you
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>>12773100
Why would the jews want to destroy the society they created?

It's the one that benefits them the most.
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>>12773315
I think it's hot as hell

is that weird
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>>12773373
Don't you ever tell me how to live my life again
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>>12773377

Peebs is a goblin.
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>>12773346
I never have, though I get just a bit soft if I'm sated after an orgasm. That's pretty rare if it's premature.

I tell you what, if you can power through a first orgasm and keep fucking, most women are IMPRESSED.
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>>12773385
That's asking for the impossible
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>>12773216
God I want this to happen.
Just Zecora and Mac being a couple.

For that heartbroken Ice Pack update.
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>>12773354

>Monstergirl H-Dating Sim

I hope you let me throw money at you when that's finished
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>>12773363
I did that to a girl once, I just pounded harder and she came again, so I fucked harder. She was drooling at the mouth when it was all done.
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>>12773356
I didn't start anything and I never put a name on that didn't belong to me, I was just saying you never know. but of course, I don't think it was SB, he seems to be more reserved about personal stuff.
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>>12773389
No. Women who just keep getting mini-quakes through anxiety or what have you turn me on.
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>>12773394
>Peebs
>I only just realized PB and PB have the same initials
>I used to call Princess Bubblegum "Princess Bitch" as a joke
OH MY GOD.
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>>12773382
Dude

Come on

He's not actually making any of those
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>>12773386
we were the jews all along
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>>12773354
You never did reply to my second iteration of content leveling of that monstergal sim. I'm assuming you just think I'm retarded.
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>>12773389
>tfw a woman won't like it when a guy cums fast
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>>12773434

Pretty sure he's posted screens from the dating sim
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>>12773386
Because /pol/acks want to convince deviants that they're actually playing into some grand scheme instead of just being reasonable people
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>>12773451
Fast orgasms are shit anyway

No-one likes it
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>>12773290

"M-my nipples... they feel... t-tight...! I-I think I'm-- I'm--!"
"Ohgodohgod C-cumming---!!!"

"Oh--! Oh God...! Look what you did - i-it's all coming out...!"

"T-taste me...!"
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>>12773451
That totally depends. If it means he cums and he's either incapable or totally uninterested in fucking further when SHE IS, that's a dealbreaker. If it just means "he came, we can keep going," most women are either ambivalent or turned on by a guy who isn't a two-pump chump.
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>>12773435
Oy vey!
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http://youtu.be/HxRHANRg8DQ

>MLPG enters a race.
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>>12773483
hornjobs are super unf
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>>12773483
I'd suckle on my waifu's horn
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>>12773329
>3rd panel

Oh god this is my very specific fetish
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>>12773479
More like "A-non, FUCK ME FUCK ME SUCK ME SUCK ME OH JESUS YES YES YES FILL ME UP LICK ME LAP ME"

That was an aheago girl almost

And that's still like the hottest sex I've ever had

I still miss those hips but in retrospect she had like a 4/10 face

Not even "1/10, wouldn't bang" guy fodder, I mean that love is practically beer goggles
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>>12773479
S-Stop it...
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>>12773466
Man we're lucky that Sweetie is so airheaded.
Imagine if she could use her cuteness and planning for evil.
No one would survive.
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>>12773482
I can cum like six times before I'm done over a few hours. Is that good enough?
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>>12773517
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
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>>12773530
kissing drool?
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>>12773216

you can either see that, or how adorable it would be when Applebloom finds out that her big brother has a marefriend.
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>>12773539
Saine go back to /d/
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>>12773546
OH YEAH
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>>12773542
Yeah, that is if she's into fucking that long

Not everyone is
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>>12773517
OH MY GOD
IT'S A BLUE BOARD
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>>12773559
It's too early for /d/
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>>12773544
what the fuck do you think nigga
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IOTq5fjaGU
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>>12773567
I can only get into it if she likes it. Her arousal arouses me.
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>>12773574
...Applejack?
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>>12773542
Good luck thrusting for that long
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>>12773573

draw lactating pony
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>>12773259
>So what projects are you working on nowadays? Anything you would like some help on?
Right now, like right now?
Not working on much of anything, dealing with RL stuff and people
Probably going back to updating quests in a few days though
then more scattered monstergirl/quest porn
Nothing big really
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What do you do outside of pony?
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>>12773566
Macho man, calm down.
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>>12773574
>Dash does the oh look a clever distraction thing
>turn and see nothing
>turn back
>she's in your face
>kisses you
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>>12773590
I'm in one of those moods where I want to draw, but just don't have the energy. I think it's because I slept in till 2pm today.
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>>12773598
update Boxdog too
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>>12773601
wish I was inside pony
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>>12773598
>>12773259
AAAAAA
which one is real?
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Daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH0nP4NzS9M
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>>12773601
School and alcohol

I've got no friends and no job
I've got a couple hobbies but otherwise I'm a completely pathetic human being
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>>12773607
>this starts playing
>time slows
>sparkles and bubbles
>fireworks
>a woman in the audience starts crying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2f7MKIpxbg
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>>12773607
that's rape, Dash
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>>12773619
careful
pony might not let you out
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>>12773601
anime and sleep
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>>12773631
http://mlpg.co/art/res/24.html
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>>12773638
let's be pathetic together, stranger
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>>12773601
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>>12773654
n-not that type of inside!
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>LK comes back from Bronycon
>said he'd could date a dude
what did they do to him?
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>>12773601

Reading
Drawing
Weed
Internet
Cartoons
Movies
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>>12773354
>>12773598
So nothing you want help on? Or feedback?
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>>12773640
>music and effects stop
>sweetie belle drags you both into the concentration camp screaming
>pan up to the sign above the gate
>FREUNDSCHAFT MACHT FREI
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>>12773419
>>12773419
You are a loser. Do you really follow drawfag gossip this closely? It was SB, his pills are working. He wants to fuck mewball.

Get a life why dont you.
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>>12773680
too late
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>>12773657
Have you ever tried eating
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>>12773695
I usually work solo anon
there's not a lot of projects I team up for
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>>12773703
>wanting to fuck a hobbit
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>>12773724
Nothing came of the card idea that was like an info dump?
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>>12773718
But if you eat men don't want to fuck you silly
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>>12773760
oh
no I abandoned that because I couldn't get a good format
if that's what you meant then sure, I'd love for someone who has some idea -- any idea -- of how to put together a nice format/UI/whatever to come up with something
I'd gladly make a profile for each girl
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How do you deal with your crushing loneliness?
How do you deal with seeing happy people around you?
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>>12773785
I respond to shitposters on the internet
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>>12773785
I cut myself and hope i die.
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>>12773785
with ponies
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>>12773539
>>12773534

>"Hey, Anon...! I -- hh! Just thought of something --nnh~"
>"Y-y'know how -- ah! -- how you like sucking my nipples?"
>"Well... what if -- mm -- what if I was -- hhahh!"
>"What if I was, like... lactacting? While you did that?"
>"And -- nn -- and you were drinking my milk?

>"Ah!"
>"Wow...! Haha...! That was a big one...! Looks like I found a button I can push for you~"
>"Y'know those pills you take so you can cum more... I hear they can help women start making milk. You want me to try them out~?"
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>>12773785
By being autistic and not really registering other peoples happiness or my need for human contact unless I want to
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Pony has feelings but cannot talk about them.
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>>12773785
I'm genuinely happy for most people.
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>>12773806
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>>12773811
I will never be able to decide if I'd rather be the pony or have a pony
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>>12773785

But i'm not lonely, i have a waifu.
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>>12773811
Pony sounds like me
Pony copes better though
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would you a pregnant Diamond Tiara?
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>>12773778
Okay well I'm no graphic designer but I'll see if I can think something up. I'm guessing you want it to be open to allow you to shove all the info you want into it, so "cards" are probably a bad idea since they are restricted space. I'd like to read each monstergal and see what kinds of characters you've made.
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Post her

The pony that stole your heart if you ever had one
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>>12773833
no, but i can mostl appreciate other people's happiness. Unless I see it as being in the way of my own, then I become a very jealous, mean-spirited and horrible person.
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>>12773859
only very early on
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>>12773806
I'll see you guys in an hour or two...
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>>12773815
>tfw you see friends that are doing much better than you in life
>tfw you're happy for them when you see them
>tfw as soon as you part ways to go home you're on the verge of tears
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>>12773785
By figuring out why I'm lonely instead of letting it control who I am. Other people shouldn't make me envious, happiness isn't a scarcity to fight over. It's a waste of time.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>12773878
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>>12773896
Saine pls
Stay and write with us~
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>>12773878
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>>12773887

but what if it wasn't yours? what if she had gotten knocked up by some dumb kid who didn't stick around and she needs to find comfort in someone else?
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>>12773900
>tfw friends are good at guitar, drums, drawing, etc.
>want to learn some hobby but too lazy
>friends got lazy and stopped improving, starting playing vidya all the time
>mfw I'm improving every day because I stopped being a lazy fuck and quit vidya
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>>12773859

I dunno...

on the other hand, if she would a me, I don't think I'd have a whole lot of say in when sex happens anyway.
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>>12773926
I haven't written in years

But really I'm going to go play something with Roogna for a while.
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>>12773878
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>>12773952
It doesn't last. There's too many things that can get their hooks into you.
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>>12773935
I suppose I would drive her to the clinic so she can flush it out
pretty much the same thing I would do if it were mine
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>>12773952
>not being a bro and helping them get motivated
Do you even friend?
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>>12773917
>>12773930
>>12773961
>no main pones
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>>12773957

no, you would. she's pregnant, she's an emotional fucking car crash.
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>>12773961
that mane cut looks so much better when it's two-toned
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>>12773972

I'll be a bro later

I'm making up for lost time
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>>12773986
I HATE YOU
FUCK ME
I SWEAR I'M GONNA CUT YOU
WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME
HOLD ME
GET AWAY I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN
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>>12773973
>the pony that stole your heart
>implying choice was involved
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>>12773806
y-yeah
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>>12773994
That mane cut doesn't show up anywhere in your picture.
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>>12773972
Check your friend privilege
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>>12774017
oh
it's very similar though
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hey guys what if
dickgirl pones
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>>12774033
no thanks
what else do you have to offer?
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>>12773900
>tfw they're doing better in college
>they've got a partner
>they've got new friends
>they go out on the weekend
>they're attractive

>you've got nothing but your suicidal depression
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>>12773878
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>>12774033
rch would suck her dick for tumblr likes. Not that he doesn't do that anyways.
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>>12773952
By saying they are lazy, you are lazy anon. They are the ones improving you are not.
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No, fuck this, I'm going back to my projects.
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>>12774056
that's kind of the opposite of what the post says
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>>12774056

I'm sure that made sense to you at some point

but it doesn't
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>>12774004

pretty much. which is a bit like her normal behavior, yeah, but this is just... y'know, normal plus.

after she drives you away for the fifth time, she slips quietly into the room, pushes you onto your back, and lays her head against your chest. no words, because anything either of you says is going to come out wrong. and then just let nature have its run.
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>>12774033
I'd touch her wiener.
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>>12774072
At least you have projects to work you privileged piece of shit, I can't even draw.q
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>>12774073
That guy was lying. His freinds are still improving. Hes just saying that because out of spite.
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>>12774030
My terrible waifu has a very unique mane

I bet it's not even soft
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>those 1% of people you know who happen to be smart, funny, kind, and attractive all at the same time
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>>12774113

I'm actually not, I love my friends and wish them the best.

Stop assuming everyone is made out of spite just because you are.
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>>12774111
WELL FUCKING LEARN
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
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>>12774004

>Don't look at me!
>I'm so fucking UGLY
>I can't stop PUKING in the morning and I feel like SHIT all the time...!
>I can't even fit into any of my clothes anymore...
>YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH--!!
>I don't want this I'm not ready for this I'm scared and I just want it to stop I don't wanna be a mom because I'd be a SHITTY mom--!!
>Let me go!
>Let me GO you asshole!
>Why are you still here?!
>Why do you keep saying I'm pretty?! Have you LOOKED at me lately?!
>Why won't you leave?!
>W-why... why do you stay with me...? *sniff*
She clings to you and begins to cry.
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>>12774123
We call them human beings

Everyone else is deformed and broken.
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>>12774124
There you go again lying. I feel sorry for you.
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>>12774123
It's not luck. It's determination. Few people really want it, they would rather be comfortable.
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>>12774117
unamed background pony anon stop being depressed god damn
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Would you pick up a pony to dance with them or just grab their two front hooves and bend down?
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>>12774125
I can't, I've tried.
I've tried lots of times.

All I can really do with my time is discuss a show about ponies.
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>>12774125
False hopes again anon?

Art isnt a learned skill.
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>>12774155
"Shh...It's alright...
"You won't die in a home like your mother."
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>>12774201
I would bend them over and blah blah blah sex happens
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>>12774123
>that inferiority complex that makes everyone you know smarter, funnier, kinder and more attractive than you
>that depression that stems from it
>that feeling that you don't deserve anything good because you're pathetic and disgusting
>that compulsion that makes you avoid people that like you because you don't deserve them and they'd be better off without you
>that feeling when they stop trying to contact you

>tfw you know you've got a problem but you feel like you're too far in to fix it
>tfw you'd rather just die
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>>12774181
Its luck. Its always been about luck.
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>>12774222
hiya kraut
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>>12774210

Is shitposting a learned skill or are you born one?
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>>12774214

"oh, you are awful, but i like you."
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>>12774227
I agree, luck is a very large factor.
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>>12774222
Im in the same boat. Ill just kill myself next week.
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>>12774211
>expired passport

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdnWUX-zqao#t=0m42s
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>>12774211
[detain]
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>>12774214

>She says nothing, just punching you in the chest.
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>>12774222
Hiya ___me
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>>12774242
Really? Im a shitposter because I have a different view of things? A realistic view?
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>>12774203
Well then what's stopping you? Are you sorry for yourself for not being good? Everybody starts off bad. How many years did you sink in? If you think you'll never have it, then you never will. How will you know unless your really, really try? If after all that time you get the skill and figure out it's not what you want, then you will learn something. Coming back from where you started is not the same as never leaving.
>>12774210
Then start learning.
>>12774227
>>12774248
Sometimes yes, but let me ask you this. Who is more appreciative of money. Those who are born with it, or those who earn it? Skills are the same way.
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>>12774247
Suck it up, faggot.
>>12774262
Oh no, did I damage you wiafu quest?
Fuck off back into the piss.
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>>12774215
That wasn't very creative
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http://www.livestream.com/brokencog New artist trying his hand out at pony, maybe he'll take requests?
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>>12774300
that guy aint new
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So uh, did pantyanon ever come back?
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>>12774201
I would do nothing because I would be too nervous to dance with a girl, human or horse
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>>12774289
I'm not good at writing smut
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>>12774276
>>12774253
>>12774222
>You'll never be able to make depressed-anons happy
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>>12774300
>new

That's LD bro
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>>12774285
Didnt i just say you cant learn art? Its all about whether or not you have the genetic trait. That 1%
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>>12774222
If others see value in you, then there must be something. If not, then you are going to have to make value. In a situation like that, it's your view of yourself that is the problem. You are going to have to stare at a mirror and be okay with who is looking back. Faults and all, because otherwise you are a victim. That feeling is controlling you, and you have to see that it can change. Easier said than done, but look at the alternative that you have right now. Is that something you want? If you want better, you are going to have to suffer.
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>>12774316
>because they can't be made happy
>their complexes are completely rational and based in fact
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>>12774314
If you can write green text you can write shit smut.
If you can call greentect writing.
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>>12774285
Oh man its dudebro anon! Its been awhile! I took your advice to heart and im fucking miserable.
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>>12774306
:(
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>pony will never confess her love to you
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>>12774342
That's not very nice
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>>12774360
Yes she will.
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How do you draw muscles.
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>>12774327
Then change what you define art as. If you can't, instead of trying to make that definition, just have fun with it. Who cares what others think. No matter what you do, skilled or not, there will be people who like it and hate it. But the fact you are trying means you have ideas that you want to share. They do no good sitting in your head.
>>12774347
Good, that means you are feeling something other than fucking apathy you passive aggressive shitbag.
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>>12774284

So you're born a shitposter?

Neat.
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>>12774352
Yes rub it in my face. Your better than me i got it.
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>>12774370
Anatomy, Loomis, etc...
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>>12774360
>tfw you'll never have a threesome snuggle
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>>12774369
No she won't
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>>12774300
Dude is like, top tier good. He used to come here.
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>>12774403
Why not?
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>>12774386
Whatever dudebro. Your kind always like to hearthemselves talk.
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>>12774300
Man jumped from 2 viewers to 8.
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>>12774391
I'm saying the opposite ya dingus. There's no "artistic" gene anymore than there's a driving gene or an origami gene. It's all skill.
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>>12774352
Art is a way of communicating abstract thought, which has always been essential to human survival. Do you really think the earliest people shared complex ideas by exchanging essays or relying on a grapevine of conversations? Do you think they kept records with letters or hoped that their memories would be reliable?

Fuck no. They drew pictures. The earliest humans were manufacturing paint before they had anything resembling writing. The letters we're using right now originated in art. Every single human being on this planet evolved to be an artist. A good artist? That's a refined talent. But art itself is an innate skill.

Prove it to yourself and draw a simple picture that describes the construction and usage of a spear.
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>>12774415

Why don't you just kill yourself already?

If all you want to do is be a sad fuck, why not just end it?
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>>12774306
He's dead anon.
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Pony won't stop staring at me.
I'm scared.
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>depressedfags
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>>12774008

>"I'm starting to feel something..."
>"I dunno, it's tough to describe... they just feel different somehow. Tingly, maybe."
>"I think they're getting bigger, too... What do you think?"
>"...Yeah, they ARE bigger. My nipples, too, look."
>"Quit? Why would I quit? This is the sexiest thing ever!"
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>>12774435
I'm sorry.
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>>12774428
>killed himself after he realised that anonymous 4chan users in MLPG are the only people who would ever truly love him

Sounds about right.
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>>12774424
Im already planning to, im just waiting on the family to leave on there camping trip.
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>>12774424
That's the plan
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>>12774446

No you're not.
>>
Anyone can learn art. It's just subconscious math and muscle memory.
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>>12774419
Communication predates art.
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>>12774458
>>12774456

God, you fucks take forever.

Can you like, stop shitting up MLPG until then?
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>>12774435
>depressedfags that literally only have MLPG to talk to
Can you even conceive how shitty they must feel inside
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Goodnight, MLPG.
You sad, lonely bastards.
>>
COME ON EVERY PONY SMILE SMILE SMILE
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>>12774473
Ill be out of your way soon enough dudebro.
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>>12774476
And they don't even want to talk to MLPG, they just want to bitch and moan and lash out at happy people.
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>>12774476
there's a million places on the internet that they could go to to talk about it
I'm not sure why they insist on bringing it here
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>>12774415
Yes, because it's not easy and I have to push myself. So while this maybe me jacking off in your face, maybe it'll get you hard instead of being a limp dick whiny manchild. Let me guess, you are a cynical because you got hurt one day. You "tried" and failed, and now you are throwing a tantrum because you didn't get your way. Oh boo hoo it's hard and anything that reminds me of it makes me hurt so now I'm going to insult. If the next thing you say is that I'm mad, then you are right. I am mad. I'm mad that I let myself stay in that same frame of mind you are using and all these other people did too. I'm mad because I wasted years of my life because I felt sorry for myself. What's your fucking excuse?
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>>12774463
It's also exercising the specific muscles required to control the pen accurately

Muscle memory doesn't count for much if the muscles you need to use aren't strong enough
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>>12774485
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>>12774487

>soon enough
Bullshit
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>>12774481
Goodnight, I love you.
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>>12770004

That's clearly a water mellon jammed into some rocks.
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>>12774452
At least he died doing what he loved right?

>some anon out there is lying dead on the floor with his cock bulging out of his cute panties
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>>12774497
Tl;dr

Not the depressedfag but seriously why would anyone read this text wall?
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>>12774523

Because some people come from a first world country, where a paragraph is considered easy to read.
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>>12774467
Art improved communication and made it much easier for us to survive and organize ourselves, so humans capable of art eventually outpopulated the ones that were too dumb to draw. We had records of our ideas, they didn't. If their wise man died, they were fucked unless someone else remembered everything. We had cave paintings for handy reference.
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>>12774509
Woah, hey, easy now.
Coming on a little strong.
>>
http://www.thefedoralounge.com/forum.php
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>>12774481
Hello, I love you.
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>>12774441
You wouldnt mind if I felt them would you
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>>12774419
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>>12774441
>"so, how does it taste?"
>"I hope you like it, because I read that if they stop getting attention they'll dry up"
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>>12774537
I'm sorry.
I love you.
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>>12774523
Because we are having a discussion.
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>>12774547

>stabbing an animal in the flank

You are a terrible hunter
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>>12774541
KNOCK IT OFF.

I'm going to bed.
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>>12774540
What's that one for all the guys that hate women because they can't get a date

>inb4 /r9k/
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>>12774561
Won't you tell me your name?
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>>12774558
the ponies weak spots are on their butts
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>>12774561
I'll be thinking about you.
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>>12774492
they like you
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>>12774547
You really captured the plight of the average man by cleverly comparing it to our neanderthal roots. In the act of struggling to survive we sometimes forget the little things like circles and squiggly lines.
Genius
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How do I trick a pony into sleeping in bed with me?
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Look at this pony's butt and forget your troubles
Stare deep within and let those silly little things melt away
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>>12774589
Bribe them with food.
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>>12774589
"Hey, pony, wanna sleep together?"
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>>12774492
>Anonymity
>They've probably spent years with you guys

MLPG is like a friend
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>>12774589
if you rub pony's ear they'll let you do pretty much anything
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>>12774592
it's just two lines!
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>>12774592
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>>12774300
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE INSULTED THE WAY HE WAS DRAWING THE LEFT FORELEG AND NOW HE REDREW IT BEING SET ON FIRE
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>>12774547
>ponies decide to see what humans talk about
>get a magical internet connection
>can't decipher our crazy ass language
>see a bunch of pictures of ponies being held by humans
>and this
>all trips to earth cancelled until further notice
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>>12774544

>"Why would I mind? I'm doing this for you, remember~?"
"Mmh... that's nice... they've been so sore lately..."


>>12774554
>"Ooh, looks like someone's thirsty!"
>"Don't be shy, honey - drink it alllll up!"
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>>12774589
You don't.
Instead you be nice to pony and spend time with her and eventually ask her to sleep in bed with you.
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>>12774557
Sounds like a one sided discussion.

Leave him be, you made your point and he is going to killhimself.

Sounds like he going to anyways.
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>>12774589
Tell them there's a lollipop in you pants.
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>>12774605
http://derpiboo.ru/387763
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>>12774609
Yeah that sounds like him.
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>>12774592
That butt feels so hypnotizing
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>>12774592
I've seen better.
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>>12774616
That sounds like hard work
I'd rather just trick them into doing something they'll regret
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>>12774599
>all those anons that disappear into obscurity who've killed themselves or died because of some other reason, we will never know
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>>12774614
>ponies connect to Satyr general
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>>12774306
http://dickgirlmelissa.tumblr.com/
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>>12774614
oops
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>>12774621
Appleblooms been working out too much. And still no dumbell on her flank.
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>>12774592
>>12774623

>"Not that this isn't flattering, darling... but would you mind terribly NOT doing that while I'm trying to work? It's rather unprofessional."
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>>12774638
Remember that anon who offered to stream his suicide a couple of weeks ago?

He did it.
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>>12774615
It tastes really good
And for some reason it's calming
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>>12774639
>humans confirmed for wearing the furs of their kill to keep their weird hairless legs warm
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>>12774660
Twilight get the fuck out of my room jesus
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>>12774643

those creepy fucking asks
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>>12774643
holy cutebutts

though i do like seeing these kinds of blogs with more than just pictures and horny asks, maybe more interests and such (other than the d)
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>>12774660
I want to come inside your library

In fact it isn't even yours, it's a public library that's open to the public!
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>>12774660
I said I want to come inside your house, Twilight. It's raining.
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>Get a tablet.
>Never do anything with it.

>It just sits on your desk.
>Guilting you.
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>>12774664

Fuck Twilight, Call of Duty is fun as fuck to play with a bunch of friends
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>>12774638
>they were probably nice guys
>they only told us because we can't do anything to stop them
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>>12774636
Why would pony regret it?
you are a terrible person anon.
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>>12774653
I-I can't look away
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>>12774686

>get tablet
>it's weird and the pen makes the cursor shake relentlessly
>can't draw with it

Drawing on paper is more fun anyway
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>>12774691
I can't wait to see that look of regret and shame in the morning
She had few too many hard ciders, one thing led to another and we cuddled all night
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>>12774617
I'm just sick of it. I really am. All this playing victim is something I've done since my first suicide attempt when I was nine and it took over fifteen years before I felt something other than depression. He reminded me of how I would insult myself, and I am never going back to that ever again. Nobody should feel like that, and I'm going to push people because even if they don't fully make it, it's better than staying still. Whenever I do start to feel sorry, I get mad at the idea now and fight it.
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>>12774664
what
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>>12774688
I dont know about all those anons but i know of one who streamed it.
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>>12774592
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>>12774699
>the pen makes the cursor shake relentlessly

FUCK
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>>12774704
You monster!
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>>12774713
how did he do it
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>>12774647
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>>12774727
oh god I want it
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>>12774662
hue
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http://i.imgur.com/lRiEtER.png
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>>12774732
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>>12774727
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>>12774668
>go away

Yeah, huh?
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>>12774662
My legs aren't hairless.
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>>12774708
Blah blah blah im better than them blah blah blah suicide attempt at 9years old (lol) blah blah suck my dickuh.

Do shut up dudebro. You killed them.
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>>12774647
>Ridgeback Mountain/
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>>12774300
>>12774609
You guys really need to stop complaining about the pone not being cute enough, its only going to be mutilated more.
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>>12774755
>Blah blah blah im better than them blah blah blah suicide attempt at 9years old (lol) blah blah suck my dickuh.

Was that necessary?
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I touched Twilight's butt.
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>>12774772
this is why I love LD
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Tread lightly mlpg
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>>12774786
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>>12774786
I'm not sure she liked it.
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>>12774657

>"There's more where that came from~"
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>>12770215
>>12770215
>>12770215
Slightly refurbished thread is ready to resume.
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>>12774797
>>12774802
It's okay, I don't think she noticed.
>>
new horse where
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>>12774727
>You will never have Celestia Quest art where she teases you, etc. Or where you are domed by the Guardian.
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>>12774802
Twilight's mom is really pretty

Good looks seem to run in the family
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>>12774807
awful furry porn
I got tired of waiting on this flitter lactation thing
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>>12774804
W-what do you mean
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>>12774725
Were you here last week or so ? The anon who offered to stream his suicide.

Said he had a knife and some pills. Anon called his bluff told him he was taking easy way out. Real men use rope.

I tracked his stream and sure enough he did it. Was on a chair in garage, noose already on his neck, downed the pills, slit his wrist down the street and jumped off. Saw about 5 minutes of it and left.
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>>12774774
About as necessary as his rant.
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>>12774870

It's not necessary to look retarded while calling someone else retarded, /v/
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>>12774883
Bingo!
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>>12774883
Don't worry, he was right which allowed him to insult any way he wanted because the conversation didn't matter.
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>>12774842

>"K-keep drinking... it's nice to let some of the pressure out...!"
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>>12774928

/v/ please leave
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>>12774855
Was he ugly?

ugly people have my understanding condolences

i'm one of them
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>>12774855

Really?

That's big, man.
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>>12774932
I don't think I could drink all of this, there's so much
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>>12774986
>making her use the pump because you can't handle it all at once

you don't deserve her
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>What's this?
>Oh. Flitter must've made cookies.
>She won't miss a couple...

>"Hey, honey? Why are half of my lactation cookies missing?"
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>>12775074
>Cloudchaser comes back from a run to find her sports-bra is soaked through
>"oh what the hell"
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>>12774855
I really wish I was here a week ago yelling get profession help, like I sometimes do. I in the end I don't know if it would have actually done anything
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>>12775318
you would've just been called a dudebro
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>>12775476
Then why do they bitch, threaten and post about it then? It sounds like cries for help so they should stop complaining when I offer it, because I really do care about sad anons
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>>12775554

I do too. I told them to get professional help.

They're really just here to bitch.
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>>12775569
They are here to reinforce their idea that they are worthless. They already believe it, just decided to say how they feel. It takes a long time to reach that point, and it's going to take a lot of time and work to change it. What it usually is is a passive aggressive way to get attention. They want people to care about them and see value, but because they didn't get it in a healthy way they need it any way possible. So whining makes others say those things. The bad part is that they need those things, but they can't accept it because of how they view themselves. There's a filter between that has to be removed first.
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>>12777777
I wanna cum inside 80's Cheerilee
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>>12777777
>mfw this get
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>>12777777
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>>12777777
>the GET is in the old, dying general on page 10
Disappointing, but those sextuplets, man.
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>>12777777
Such a wasted get, not as bad as >>12345678 though
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>>12777777
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>>12777777
Clearly modget for getting rid of it the fastest without openly deleting it.
Clever.
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>>12777777
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>>12774360
Oh snap!
He finished that?
Could some please give a link to the rest or something?


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